The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Morning Confessions + Bobby Lands A New Job

Episode Date: July 30, 2018

Listeners share their Monday Morning Confessions. Bobby talks about his new job that will finally get him his own parking spot. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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because we think that he's taking his baby home today. We think. We do not know. as of recording of this message right now. So amazing. We think, but we did not know. Yeah. I'm getting on all these texts right now.

I don't know why they put out as the headline. So what happened was I signed a new deal. And the big news is that I signed a new contract that I'm here because my deal was running up. It was up. And it was kind of crazy to be courted by everybody. I didn't want to be. Like I enjoy where I am. But we've negotiated over the past 10 months or so.

It's taking that long to finish it. These deals take forever. But they put out as a headline that I'm now vice president in the company. Gotta be honest with you. Don't know what that means that much. Sounds cool. I think it just means I have like real, like, I have written in words the authority that I have now. Not just on the show.

The authority that you've had? No. I've had. That he now has. I've had influence before. Oh, but now you've got the best. badge. But now,

kind of. But to me, that's not even the biggest thing. Like, a couple of things that's happening. I think I mention this later on is like the show I do from my house,

the bobby cast. It's going to be run on over 100 radio stations. And that was your decision. It wasn't my decision. It was one of the things that I was in. But, you know,

there are like 73 things that I have in this contract. Yeah. That and a parking spot. Right. Which they giggled at when I said, I demand it.

They didn't fight back on that one? I think I'm going to steal Morgan number one's parking spot when it comes to that because that's the one you can back out of pretty easy. Yeah. And there's a good place

for a sign there. Yeah, and you're right next to me, so that's perfect. You just paint that whole wall. Just a big mural on my head. Yeah. Yeah, so anyway. Your face.

Yeah, that's the deal. I have a question about that, though. What's up? I just don't know why they put the VP up there as the lead of the whole story because now everyone's texting me, hey, congrats on the VP. And I'm like, they don't even...

One, that's part of my question. So you always talk about, like, man, the man. You're the man now, dude? I'm fighting the other man. Okay, so now you're one man. The little man's finally got a person at the table now. That was my question. Now I'm representing all.

That's when I'm going to be president one day. I'm representing all the little people. It all starts here. Yeah. So I did think about that. Okay. But now, you know, one of us is finally up here. Are you now a suit?

A what? A suit. No. I think you should soup. God, no. Okay. I'm more of a soup than a soup. Like a clam chowder?

Listen, I guess I said, I don't know why that was the headline of this billboard story that I'm a VP, because I think that's something. I think that there's something to it. Yeah. I think there are only like seven of them. That's crazy, dude. That's big news. That's all I need to do is have more work.

Yeah, I know. I know that's when you say the 17 things, like, that is all more work. Like, VP, that screams responsibility. I'm launching a bunch of new shows. There's some music things. Like in the count, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. There's just a lot of things.

It's pretty cool. Yeah. There you go. Sial beer for. Yeah, how many more years? Well, it says five. Okay. Who knows what really happened?

I scared my wife this morning because she texted me. She's like, oh my gosh, what is he talking about? VP? Is the show ending? I'm like, yeah, it's done. Why would you do that to your wife? That's like your livelihood. I know, I know. I scared it for like five minutes.

I'm like, just kidding. What would you do? You mean if the show is over? I guess I'd work on the taco truck. Full time, man. I'm serious. What taco truck? Yes.

You think I'm joking when I want to make tacos for the rest of my life. Okay, but you can do that right now. And I don't have time for that. Yes, you do. No. Plenty of time. I don't. Bones, do you know what it's like to be a dad of two little ones?

You have plenty of time. You say that, but you don't know. You're playing golf every day on Instagram. That's three hours. I don't have like 10 hours to make tacos. You're not doing a taco. I have, whatever, Eddie. You have what?

They're excuses for anything all the time. Shall we partner? The problem is tacos are super popular in the morning and you work in the morning. Yes. Breakfast tacos is a real thing. You don't have to make all the tacos. You're like lunchbox. You say things, but you don't.

I don't follow through. I'm working on it, but I don't have people. Like, I don't have money. This is the first one of the taco truck. Well, what do you want to just tell everyone my good ideas first? No. You invented the taco truck. Well, the one here.

But you're not going to do it. Easy. You said what would I do? By the time you finally do it, it'd be the Taco hoverboard. This is the mecca, Taco Mecca of the world. What's wrong with you? The Taco hoverboard. It's not a bad idea.

It's not a bad idea. Everybody with all their ideas. But you asked me and I'm telling you what I would do. Yeah, you did. To be fair, you did ask nobody. I don't know why I'm getting slammed. He wouldn't quit and just go work on a taco truck. Okay.

No, I wouldn't quit if the show was over. Right. You wouldn't just go start a taco truck. You just said you don't have money. You'd have even less money if you lost your job on the show. Well, no. Well, then I'd find investors. See what I'm saying, Amy? Do you?

See exactly what you're saying, Bobby? Thank you, Amy. What am I saying? Well, I just, maybe realistically, what would you do? Yes, realistically, not in some utopia, taco utopia. I mean, okay, realistically, right? Because, I mean, I'd travel the world. Be free.

No, I'm talking about working, Amy. I'm not talking about, like, eating tacos everywhere. Making them. Okay. You still wouldn't do that. But anyway, what would you really do? I'll probably go down the contact list and just start calling everyone. Hey, remember me?

Eddie. You do what, though? I don't know, man. I feel like, honestly, I feel like I could do anything. Like, I feel like I could learn how to do whatever. So right off the bat, I would probably just start. Like, anything? Anything.

Okay. Not anything, but. I do. I feel a comprehensive. What about a taco truck? See, I can make the best tacos in the world. What would you do, Amy? I would probably work, like, being that my husband still has a job and everything and we could do this, I would try to do what we do in Haiti, but devote more of my time to it.

Like, we support the orphanage. My husband and I are very involved down there. He honestly puts more time into it now than I do, and I would take some of that from him and try to figure out different ways we can be involved down there. And I would travel down there more. Now that we have the kids, there's been a couple months. We're trying to get down there to go check on some things. And like neither of us can go. We can't take the kids.

So you're not going to make money. You're just going to go work. Well, there's things. I mean, right now it would be from a nonprofit angle. But there's ways if it was my full-time job that I could be compensated for it, my time if I needed to be. I just said as long as my husband had a job and I could do it. That's where my passion lies.

so I feel like I would actually pour into it. Like I would want to do something that I was passionate about. I think everybody does. Yeah. Well, that's what I would do. I'm passionate about tacos. Are you taco trucking me, Bobby? I know.

I don't care. What would you do? Nothing. I just go to sleep. What would you do? What would you do if it was all over? Just go to sleep. That's it. Go to sleep.

Who cares? That'd be nice. I'd love to go to sleep. Who cares? Okay. I'm a little tired, so I'm going to wrap this up. I woke up like two this morning, 145. Why would you do that?

Well, here's why. I'm going to tell you why. Why? Because over the past three weeks, I've been working on the road a lot. My body clock gets off. And not like shows, a comedy show, but I've been in Minneapolis speaking at a radio convention. Philadelphia, speaking at a podcasting convention, then going to do shows and coming back and doing this show. So my body clock is so off, I just wake up random hours. And I'm like, well, this sucks.

Might as well get up. Different time zones, too. Yeah. That'll mess you up. You go to California, then you go to New York. I'm not even complaining. It's just complaining tone. No, well, you're talking about life.

Not complaining, just disdaining. Yeah. Yes, so that. Anything else, name? You want to say? No, just hope everyone has a great day, including us. We give Eddie a lot of hard time about the taco truck, but he's lying. I'm not lying.

If he lost his job, he would not go start a taco truck. Why would you think I'm lying? Because the day I start my taco truck, I'm going to send you a letter. I was lying. I want to tell you why I thought you were lying. No taco truck. He's going to name a taco after you. Here's why Eddie is lying.

The factual presentation. Because I asked him why he's not doing it right now. He said, well, because I don't have the money. But all of a sudden he has the money when he loses his job? No, I would find a way to do it because I have no choice. At that point, when I don't have a job, I had no choice. So you're going to spend more money because you don't have a choice. We'll spend more money to make more money bones.

Okay. Business 101. Yeah. You just said you don't have money. My goodness. I have a great job right now. I have a thing going on in my life. I have family.

you guys, this is good. If this was all gone, bones, guess what? The fire gets lit, the taco truck starts now. That's all it takes is. Even Ray's laughing at how ridiculous your logic is. Y'all never try my tacos. Okay. You've tried my tacos, though.

All I know is I saw him make a taco the other day on Instagram, and he cooked bacon, put the bacon to the side, got the bacon grease. I'm not saying you can't cook a taco. I'm just saying it's business here. No, I mean, like, you might die if you eat. Then he put the eggs in the food. The bacon grease cooked it. Why are you writing a bad review before my taco truck's even started?

I'm sure it tastes fantastic, but the caloric value of your tacos and cholesterol. No one's coming to my taco truck to lose weight. Well, I know, but you've got to have an extra edge about yourself. This taco truck, by the way, Eduardo's Taco Truck. Yes, yes, yes. What do you think? There will be plenty of options, bones. Do you need, like, do you just need money to get it going?

I just don't need to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you want to invest? I know. One of his 76 things happen to be a taco truck. Really? It's in the contract. Eddie's taco truck must get started. You have to find Eddie's taco truck if he ever comes to the table with that idea. Dude, honestly, I'm not lying. This is a dream of mine.

Okay. Well, my dream is to go to Mars. No, it's not. You're lying, bones. You're lying right now. Okay. You could have just said, I'll go do news somewhere else. No, but I would not. That would be the last thing on my list. If you lost your job, why would I go backwards? So you wouldn't do anything related to what you're doing now. I mean, I get it. Mine's not related to this at all. But, like, you would go straight tacos.

That would, yeah. But you would lose a bunch of money. I'd be my drive, yes. Okay. Yes. Do you know how much you'd have to... Lots. Sell each taco for?

Anything? He doesn't know anything. He's just saying words at this point. That's why I'm trying to get him to a mix. I mean, you want me to put the price of the taco out? Oh, you don't want to give away anything. I get it. All right.

This has been the most ridiculous, dumb conversation. Most people will fast forward to this. Thank you. The future of my life. Yeah. I'm never opening a taco truck. Somebody listening right now has been looking for that. signed to open their taco truck

and we just gave it to them. All right. Thank you, Eddie. You're welcome. Good luck with your life. You're welcome. I got everywhere. We go.

No way. We're all tired. No way. I'm always more tired on Monday than I am on Thursday. Oh, I didn't sleep last night. Like for some reason. Well, because you work on the weekends, Mons.

Mondays I come and just like, like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I'm ready to roll, man. It should be the opposite way. It should be. That's how you are. Yes. I'm ready to roll. It's Monday.

All right. Okay, we're done. Goodbye and away. By that taco truck. You're going to do that. I'm going to do it. How much the truck costs? Oh, it's so expensive.

He doesn't know anything. Those trucks are so expensive. And you know that I can't even park it in my house. Why don't you do like a taco Jeep and just sell it out of your Jeep? Do like a taco canoe. You guys are being ridiculous right now. No, we're trying to be innovative. Tacos on the lake?

That's not a bad idea of bones. Taco canoe on the lake. I just go up to party boats. You guys hungry? And I got my music going on the way. You have like a Yeti with like your hot tacos and your Yeti. Yes, of course. Yeti could be a sponsor.

Rivers Cuomo from Weezer has like a little boat. He takes out in the crowd during the show and he goes to the back of the crowd and sings from his little island. Oh, that's cool. Island in the sun. Just acoustically. So he plays that and he plays AHA take on me and just plays to the very, very back in the back. That's a good idea. Yeah, it's really cool.

All right. Here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. Transmitting across. Well, well, well, here we are. I have so many things to talk about today.

Like I come in and I just have pages and pages and notes. I have to pick them based on when I think people want to hear things. I've had a whole list. By the way, let me say to the studio, good morning, studio. Morning! Where do I start today? How about this is a segment I wasn't going to go with, and we're not going to get into it in depth,

but Eddie wanted to do a whole segment of us, congratulating ourselves on something so he could brag about the fact that he let his 10 year old ride off on his bike by himself. How about that? Okay, here's the thing. Eddie has a 10 year old and he let him ride his bike away from the house. Like how far away from the house? The whole neighborhood. It's such a helicopter. Like how far is...

You realize I rode my bike to school. It was like a mile and a half, two miles when I was seven years old. Yeah. Also... I lived the same kind of life. As did I. Eddie's girls had two jobs. You guys are crazy. I had to support my kids when I was 10. Guys, that wasn't 2018. it's a different world right now. It's not.

It's a same world. It's a better world. Yeah, it's just, you got more media to cover, 24-hour media cycle to cover it for you. It's not like people have suddenly gotten more awful. Yeah, there's more cameras that your kid will be safer. Crime rates are down too, Eddie. So, yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke.

But congratulations, Eddie. No, no, no, no. Here's the thing is that Eddie goes, I want to do the same way we all congratulate ourselves on something because I'd like to congratulate myself on this. Yeah. Yeah. It's called the, you'd be proud of me because of this.

Actually, I'm proud of you for doing it. Thank you. Let me say this. Amy has a son who is seven years old. Only lived in America for six months. That kid rides his bike off. Eddie, he's only been here six months. He's basically six months old American.

Amy, do you give him a walkie-talkie? He has a walkie-talkie, but no, he doesn't have to have it to ride his bike. My son can't leave the house without the walkie-tockey. No, no, no, no. I'm like, hey, go ride, ride, ride. I'm on foot. My son will go ride. and I'm like, when you get to a point where you feel like you're a little too far away,

turn around, come back, meet me, and then go do it again. Ooh, scary. Eddie, he's seven, and he's only lived in America a few months. Amy's kid. Oh, boy. Hey, different parenting, man. Different parenting styles. There's that.

I had that on the list. We've got that out of the way. Yeah, so do we all get to congratulate ourselves now? No. No. No. I want to talk to Ray Mundo for a second. Who's our audio producer?

Let me start the show. Good morning, Raymondo. Good morning. Raymondo now wants to buy a motorcycle. because of Sam Hunt because Sam Hunt in the Downtown's Dead video rides motorcycle. Exactly, and he's driving through Mexico and everything like that

and it's like a dirt bike and man, he makes it look awesome. Like, I never really thought about getting a bike. I've always been an SUV car guy but you guys see me driving through Nashville, man. I can see Bay on the back. I mean, I think you should do it. Ray Bundo. Here's the deal.

Like at one point, I bought Ugs because Tom Brady wore ugs. I love Tom Brady. When I put the ugs on, I realized it wasn't the ugs that made Tom Brady look cool. It was Tom Brady who made Tom Brady look cool. Wow. With you looking at Sam Hunt, you just like Sam Hunt. It's not the motorcycle. No, it kind of is, man. He looks pretty

awesome doing it. I think like it's a guy thing. It makes me look more manly, and I live in a city, and why are we confined to these vehicles, man? Be like Sam. Get a bike, dude. It's a dirt bike. It ain't even a real motorcycle. Dude, you should see have you seen the video? He is

tearing it off. Well, let's cross that off the list. All right. How about that? I think what's going on? Let's start the show. Thank you. You can turn that razor on the audio now. That's why that song keeps playing. You can tell.

Amy, you good? Yeah, I'm great. Lunchbox, you good? I'm good. All right. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Two police officers from the Tuckwilla Police Department in Washington

bought shoes for a little boy they saw playing on the playground and just dirty socks. The two unnamed officers saw the boy, saw that he had no shoes, and then the socks had holes in him, and he had a cut on his foot. And so they said, hey man, let's clean you up. So they cleaned up his foot. So he didn't have any shoes because his last pair were too small for his feet and he had grown out of them. So they cleaned him up and then took him and bought him some new socks and a couple pair of new sneakers. That's so sweet. It is. So shout out to the police officers making a difference like that. All the differences right there. That's an ICU. And over to Ray Mundo with the news now.

The Bobby Bones show. Big three stories. In New Orleans at a strip mall, there was a shooting. Three people died, seven were injured. The people that shot into the large crowd are still at large if you have any information, contact authorities. In California, north of Sacramento, that deadly fire

has forced tens of thousands of people to get out of their houses. The good news is the fire is slowing down and there's more than 150 fire trucks coming to help. And finally, in Wisconsin, an ammonia leak at a food plant sent 15 workers to the hospital. Luckily, everybody is okay now, so that's awesome news.

So we're going to go over to Morgan number two, who's always watching our Facebook and Twitter pages as a show, and listeners ask a lot of the same questions, so we'd like to answer those. Good morning, Morgan, number two. Good morning. So what are people asking? Got a few questions there? Yeah, so they want to know the update on Ray and if he ended up trying out for a big brother.

So Raymundo is our audio editor. He sits in a room and edits audio the whole time. And so he said he wanted to leave the show and go beyond Big Brother. Ramundo, what is the update on that? Yeah, the update's pretty simple. I'm not going to L.A. to do Big Brother. I'm sticking with the Bobby Bone Show. This is a pretty awesome opportunity.

It's really just a pie in the sky. I talked to my family and girlfriend. And they said L.A. is not really me. Like Nashville, the Bobby Bone Show, this is me. Yeah. This is where I'm staying. Wait, it's like he's declaring a college. Yeah.

But, Ramundo, did they actually want you? They did. They wanted me to come to the office. audience and it was like a live audience where I also meet the producers and I thought maybe there was going to be a twist in the season. They couldn't necessarily tell me that up front but it really were going to throw you in from the audience?

They do twists and crazy stuff like that all the time. It's a big brother. Maybe so. Hey, I'm glad you're staying. What can I say? I'm glad you're staying. Okay, Morgan number two, what other question the listeners want to know? What is your latest Netflix obsession? Well, what I would tell people right now is Netflix has done some really great crime docu-series

and I enjoyed evil genius. I believe that was late 90s, early 2000s, where a guy robs the bank with a bomb around his neck. But there's way more to it. That's one. There's the staircase, which is two where a guy's wife falls down the stairs and you watch and see if you think he did it or not.

On the staircase, let me say, though, it's really boring the first episode and a half. If you get through that, you will be hooked. So I'd recommend that. And then also wild wild country. And those are all three true stories that happen right here in America. like crime docu series. That together as a group would be my

latest Netflix obsession. Amy, anything from you? Man, those are pretty good. I did the staircase one. I agree. You kind of have to power through the first couple and then you're like hooked. Yeah.

It's not on Netflix, but Handmaid's Tale on Hulu. Yeah, I need to... I don't know. I was going to say you get a password. I don't want to buy a whole description name. No, no. I know. I promised it for you. So as soon as it loads up on iTunes,

I'm gifting it to you. Season 1 is up there for whatever reason. I know. Okay, and one more, Morgan, number two. People want to know about the face shirts if we're going to do any more of them. We are. Lunchbox's face will be next to go. That's right. What's up? Do you need a picture? No, we already have them. We already have them made. Looks good.

Oh. You know, we're not releasing them all at once. It's because who has a bunch of money to throw at shirts every week? So the lunchbox face will be next. Amy's face sold out. We only make 500 of them, and then the person gets to pick a charity to go to. But yeah, the lunchbox shirts, I would say they'll go up before mid-September. So there you go. Anything else, Morgan, number two? Nope, that's it.

That's it. Keep on Facebooking us and tweeting us and putting on Instagram. At Bobby Bones Show. Bobby Bones show. It is weird. They call me that. You know what they call me, right, Eddie? Yes, of course.

Country Music's youngest historian. Yes, there's a pressure on me. And I enjoy country music history. So, on this damn country music, hit it. The Bobby Bones Show On this day in country music On this day in 1954 Elvis Presley made his debut in Memphis, Tennessee.

Yeah. Wow! It was his first ever concert to be advertised. At 19 years old, he performed two songs at the Overton Park Shell. Memphis performed with Sam Phillips, the record producer watching, and his parents watching.

He was so nervous, he didn't even notice his shaking legs. Which became very famous later. Yeah. Wow. That's how the legs came upon it. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. Here we go. You know if this is Lunchbox? Know the song? Jailhouse Rock. That's it. Yeah. Let me ask you this.

Amy, do you consider Elvis Presley in your mind a country music artist? I feature him rock and roll. Yeah? But, yeah. I believe if I'm, somebody may fact check this. I believe there are only two people in the country music and rock and roll Hall of Fame. Do you know who they are? Johnny Cash and Elvis?

That's it, AIM. Really? Wow. I think fact-checked that for me so I'm looking a fool. Yeah. But I think that's it. Go ahead. I feel like they just have major rock and roll vibes, but they're from the South. I think that's a good thing.

Yeah, and listen, Elvis did a bunch of gospel stuff. You know, Elvis definitely had country roots. So, yeah. Anybody fact checked out or no? Yeah, that's right. Look at that. Look at me. You know what they call me, Eddie?

Yes, of course. Music's youngest historian. Thank you. I hope you guys liked that segment. You can tweet me and let me know. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Morgan number two, filling in for Amy.

Luke Bryan made history on Saturday night. He is the first country artist to play Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Leanne Rhymes is set to star in Christmas Eve, her first ever Hallmark movie. She's also going to sing two of the three original songs she wrote for the movie. Jennifer Nettles posted a sneak peek of the song she recorded with Josh Grobin. It will be one of the tracks on his new album Bridges out on September 21st. I'm Morgan number two and that's the skinny. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Sammy Stryker is pretty much the Lemonade Queen of Saginaw, Michigan. She's 12 years old and for the past four years, one week out of every summer she sells lemonade to raise money for the VA hospital. And this summer, she raised $2,000 and sold over 65 gallons of lemon. just because she wants to help out the community. Ah, look at that.

Good for her. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. This story comes us from Odessa, Texas. A waiter at a steakhouse has lost his job after he posted a picture of a receipt online and said, look what these people left me. It said, we don't tip terrorists.

And it said no tip. No. Was he from the Middle East? Like his parents. He made up the thing so he would get sympathy. and get donations. Twist. Was this at the saltgrass restaurant?

Yes, saltgrass. He made it up thinking he would get sympathy and people would give him more money. Oh, no. I was blaming the people going, oh, no, not another racist. And then he did that. Fire him. Oh, yeah, he's fired. He's gone.

No more job for him. Oh, man, that's what a bonehead. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy, your daughter's 11, right? Yes.

So you'd have the bra talk? We did. And it's been, I've tried to drop little hints the past few months here and there. And, you know, even at the store, gone to the little sports bra section for the girl. You know, just tried to like, you know, introduce it. And she's like, no, no, no, no. I don't need that. I don't need that.

And I'm like, ooh, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. And then finally it's just gotten to the point where she has to. Like it's, she keeps coming downstairs and sometimes I have to be like, oh, you might need to wear a different shirt if you're not going to wear a bra. And she just was refusing to wear one. So we had a little girl outing and hung out just mom and daughter and had a long talk about it. And finally convinced her that she's now a bra wearer. And she, and she's been doing it.

So we had to have that talk. But I'm awkward. And I don't want to be awkward. I want to be so open with my kids about everything. But man, she just kept asking me why. And I really couldn't give her a good answer as to why. Well, can I, let me say this. If you're listening to the show and your new Amy's daughter moved to America about six months ago from Haiti.

And so I wonder if maybe a lot of people didn't wear bras at the orphanage. Yeah, I mean, I don't think in her group of girls that she hung out with, there was maybe, I'm trying to think at the orphanage. There was maybe one or two girls that did, and I don't really know if they ever talked about it. and then the nannies sometimes yeah they were just wearing like dresses over there you know but I tried to just explain that you know it's part of being a woman and growing up and that's what you got to do and somehow I've convinced her to do it and I really was like man I should have bought a book or called somebody and asked them to walk me through this instead of just winging it but well I think we got through it I wish someone would have had that you're a woman talk with me

when I was a kid so yeah I'm glad you. My mom never did. And I didn't even at 11. Are you kidding? My daughter's 11. So I didn't need a bra until I was probably 14. So I never had that talk.

And in fact, I wish my mom would have sat me down and talked to me and maybe just told me to start wearing one just because, like, get me used to it. Because I still have a major complex. And I've told this story to y'all many times before. But when I was in sixth grade, which like every girl wore a brawl, but I didn't need one. So I didn't wear one. And someone went to, like, you know how guys would pop girls' bras do? be rude or whatever, like pick on girls. Like, did you ever do that?

No. I didn't flirt with girls. Are you kidding me? I'm beat up by girls. I guess it's flirting, really, but also being rude. But a guy went to pop my brawl during class and I didn't have one on. And it was, yeah, even lunchbox is grimacing because it was so embarrassing. It's almost more embarrassing that I didn't have one on than the fact that the guy

wanted to pop my brawl. Well, so. The first of many awkward conversations with your kids. Oh yeah, I know, because you know what happens if they need a brawl, then like... I don't want to talk about it. I felt uncomfortable writing Amy's daughter's brawl on my notes this morning to talk about. Amy? Well, I just know so many moms listening.

You're right, and that's why I wanted to talk about it. But just for me, I don't... One at a time, please. Okay. And I love, if anybody wants to email advice on future conversations, I'll take it. But I definitely need to hit up Google. Yeah. Don't, don't...

Yeah, I'm not. I'm done. Let's go over to Morgan number two And see what's happening with 24-year-olds Lindsay Lohan landed an MTV reality show That's set in Greece And I'm excited about it Her beach house or something

Yeah so it's called the Lohan Beach House And it'll be all about the work staff And after hours Kind of like Bravo's Vanderpupin rules But in the Mediterranean Okay I have a lot of questions here So first of all Lindsay Lohan to get a reality show

It's probably 10 years too late when she was going nutty that's when you want to see the reality of it two the news was recently talking about how she was demanding her staff where shoes that match or they get fired

so they're already creating storylines I can see this here I didn't know that's what this was for I was like why is Lindsay Lohan back in the news and then I don't know what Vanderpump rules is or yeah what's that Raymondo do you watch that show? Oh yeah it's good

all these kids young kids who work at Sir Restaurant Lisa Vanderpump she's the owner it's all just a bar bar life, them living their lives in L.A. What's the down under, ship down under? No, it's below deck. Yeah, what's that one? Below deck, they're in the Mediterranean.

It's a bunch of hardworking people on a ship. And that's how they make their money. And they make it all during a summer when everybody wants to go to the Mediterranean. You like that one, Ray? It reminds me just of the show. Like, everything's so crazy. You never know it was that crazy behind the scenes until you actually go into the ship and see where the captain sits.

And you're like, wow, it's a lot of pressure. Do you feel like Ramundo people when they come into the studio and they see, me running around, they go, oh, wow. You're the captain. Yeah, you're the captain. I'm like a deckhand, and I know how crazy it is for the captain, and I also respect the deckhand. I'm the head steward. Okay. You're the head stew, yeah.

Is it stew? Yeah. Oh, and then there's a chef, and there's normally drama with the chef because he normally thinks he's awesome and tries to date, like, you know, one of the girls that's working on the ship. You guys know reality shows aren't real, right? What? No.

No, these are real. You just are a hater. Okay. Well, thank you, Morgan, number two, for that information about Lindsay Lohan and her new reality show, and that's what 24-year-olds care about. Let's do this. We'll do a never going to get it here. So, I don't think you're going to get it. Never going to get it. Here we go. On average, people will weigh five pounds more if they have one of these. Okay? On average,

people will weigh five pounds more if they have one of these. Hit it? Huh. All right, people weigh five pounds more if they have one of these. Hit it? Huh. All right, people weigh five pounds more if they have one of these. Over to you guys, Amy? A significant other. Oh, wow. Any of your guess? A fanny pack.

A fanny pack. All right, let's go over here. Are there snacks? Casey, for their five pounds of weight. Five pounds worth of snacks. Casey in Georgia. Good morning. Hey, good morning.

I'll take a shot at this. Yeah, a kid. If you have a child. No, a kid. There you go. Somebody's right. It is actually. you gain five pounds if you have a spouse.

Oh, Amy. Look at you. Yeah. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about that, Casey? That was my second guess. Are you married? Yes, I'm married.

When you got married, did you put on five? Yeah, definitely. Fifteen? Just cough when you get the number. Why do you think that is? Why do you think people put on weight when they get married? because you get comfortable. You're like, oh, I'm not looking anymore.

See, that scares me. I'll be honest with you, Casey. You know I'm single, right? Yes, I know. Yeah. We all know. Oh, is that right, Casey? I'm just kidding.

You're going to be a little smart with me this morning, huh? No, I'm actually, like, very grateful for you. I really am. That's nice of you. Well, I'm glad you could pick at me because that means we like each other. I'm single, but that does scare me a bit. That people get comfortable, and then all of a sudden they're putting not 10, 15, 20 pounds.

But there's also instances where that doesn't happen. Pretty rare. That means you tricked me into it. Like, you were your best. You gave me your resume and then you didn't. Or you keep each other motivated. Which I feel like you're a motivator. Like, you'll be like, wake up.

It's time to go exercise. Got to hit the gym. Put that pizza down. We're not eating that today. Oh, you know, that's funny, Casey. You laughing over there, huh? It wasn't as bad until, like, it got worse when the kid. Like, it's harder when you have kids.

So it's a double whammy, getting married and having kids. It's like, yeah. Okay. Well, Casey, you did not win, but what are you doing this morning? Isn't it cool? It is my first day back to work at a job you helped me get. Well, how did I help you get a job? I called in to the show about a year ago, and we listened to White Stripe.

You told me to ask a lot of questions, and I did. Oh. And I got the job. And it's my fourth year teaching, my first year here, or my second year here, but I love it here. Like, I'm so glad I came here. I love teaching. I teach special education. And it's the best.

You know, after we hung up, I didn't get your information because I was supposed to get 10% of that paycheck as your agent. Well, I mean, you're not going to get much. I'm a teacher, Bob. Hey, you make way more than I do. Well, hey, whatever. It's still something, right? 10% of something is more. Sure.

And we'll listen. Congratulations. Hey, how about I send you a book? Hold on. Hey, do I have any books in there? Are we out? We have a book. Hey, can I send you a book, Casey, and sign it?

Yeah, that would be great. All right, cool. And just send me the money back for the book, and then we'll be square. I'm just kidding. Hey, hold on the phone. Okay, congratulations. Oh, that's really cool. I'm glad that, you know, we could be a part of your new job, kind of.

Yeah, sure. All right. And confidence. All right, good luck today. Hold on. I'll get you information. Thank you, Casey, for listening. Sorry you didn't win, but I guess you didn't win something.

There she is. Hey, you know what's happening on Wednesday night for me? No. I'm playing the Grand Ole Opry, which I think it'll be about a seventh or eighth time. Golly. I know, right? Yeah. It's crazy.

And so that's not even, I mean, that is the crazy part because that's, you know, the most cherished thing in country music. Well, yeah. And I do stand-up comedy. And I'll do a little music. But I'm going to the Grandal Opry and Ray Stevens is playing the same night, who I just idolized as a kid. Yeah! The day the squirrel met berserk in the first out of church. And that sleepy little town of the first.

So you don't even know Ray Stevens. Mm-hmm. I mean, I know that you've played him for me before. I mean, I'm telling you, if you grew up in the South, and you listen to comedy, music, a country comedy, Ray Stevens was King Dingling. You got the streak up there? Hello.

Oh, yes, they call him the street. Woo! So he's playing the opera the same than I. That's awesome. Yeah. He doesn't know who I am, but... You will. My friends would all think that was super cool.

Yeah. We used to go, going to church, we listen to Ray Stevens all the time. And I had all the tapes. Hey, Morgan number two, a tape is this square thing? I know you're 24 and you take this thing and you put it in a cart holder. You shut it and you push play. It's cool. It's cool.

There's an A side and a B side. Yeah, you flip it. And you have to eject. Did you ever have tapes, Morgan number two? When I was really young. Yeah, how old? Like four or five. Oh, come on.

Not tapes. Thank you. There we go. There you go. Morgan number two, you good this morning? Yeah, I'm good, and how are you? I'm all right. I'm hanging out.

What'd you do this weekend? Anything cool? Nope. I watched a lot of Netflix. I'm binging Gilmore Girls. The new version or the old? I didn't know there was a new and old. Well, didn't they come back?

Yeah. They came back is older people? The original one. Okay. The one with Lauren Graham. They're all original. They just came back later. Yeah, they came back older.

The original one. I've never seen it at all. So I'm watching it from the very beginning. Oh, okay. I finally got Netflix on my television last night. It's pretty exciting. Oh, that's true. Forever I was watching on my computer.

And I, whatever provider I have, you just push the button and go, give me Netflix. And it shows up on your screen. Because I have one of those remote you can talk to. That's awesome. Do I talk to everything? Talk to my phone. I talk to Alexa. I talk to my remote.

So how are you lonely? I'm, well. Good all these friends to talk to all day. They don't talk back is the problem. I'm just always talking to them. It's like. doing this radio show, but at home with all my devices. And so I say, hey, no, and it comes up on the screen. And I log into Netflix and have all the choices on my television, like all the new shows

I can now watch on my TV. And so I watched like five episodes of the office last night. Yeah. It's just bigger. The exact opposite. Yeah. It's just a bigger at the office. Oh, I know. Trust me. Where was, where were we? Oh, at a hotel, because our kids have Netflix on TV. So when we get to the hotel, they're like, they're like, why doesn't this TV? Where's the Netflix button on the remote. Why doesn't this TV have Netflix? And then they just, they're like hanging their head low. I'm like, what's wrong? They're like, this TV doesn't have Netflix. I'm like, oh, life is so hard right now. Let's go outside and play.

I saw a teen broke into a home in California. And then right after he got in, he woke up the couple to say, hey, what's your Wi-Fi password? Oh, yeah. Because he wanted to get on. Yeah. The homeowner told police that he got out of bed and shoved the 17-year-old suspect down the hallway and out the front door, then called 911. The couple, I believe they were elderly. They had been asleep in their bedroom when they were awakened by the unknown suspect going, hey, what's that Wi-Fi? I mean, what is wrong? He's the neighbor.

I would love to do that. I mean, sometimes you just got to get that Wi-Fi. That's funny, huh? Yeah. Hey, so Lunchbox went home. He may get to take his baby home today. Awesome. So that's what we know.

We know no more. We know no less. Yeah. I guys like classified files around here with this information. So, yeah, Lunchbox thinks. He will get to take his baby home this morning. Awesome. That's all I know.

Just passing it along. I like that show Game of Thrones and they have castles. The castle that's known as River Run, one of the biggest. You can buy it for $660,000 and the video shows the entire castle. But you're only purchasing part of the castle. What about that? You get there and you're ready. I'm here to buy the castle, please.

Well, you get one quarter. Right. Yeah, I saw the listing there on orbits or whatever. Zillow. Yeah. That was all the Zillow listing for the castle. Yeah, you only buy a little part of it. I also saw a thing about Megan Markle.

You know, she's an old rural family now. And she can't go to sleep until the queen goes to bed. I saw that too, and I was like, what? According to one of the queen's private secretaries, it's considered bad form to retire for the night in the palace before the queen. Because it talks about in the past how Princess Diana hated that rule. Yeah, it's awful. Sounds awful.

So Megan Markle can't go to bed until... Good thing the queen's like. Like 100. Yeah. I was going to say that. I know, but she may be a night owl. What if? Princess Diana, she had it rough because she was younger, probably stayed up late.

Who? The queen probably stayed up late because she was younger then. Markle now, you're right. She's 90. What does she go to bed at 6? Well, hopefully. Stop it. How much time do you spend with your significant other?

That depends on the week. Experts say you should spend 50% of your free time and 50% of your free energy devoted to your relationship to keep it healthy. Yeah. I could see how 50% that would be. Important, but especially when you had kids into the mix, you got to make time for that, for sure. Do you guys do date nights? We need to be better about it.

So no? We do a lot of family nights now, which I think is equally as important, but you have to find that balance. It equates to about two to three hours per day. Any less, you're just two independent people hanging out or spending time with the kids. Yeah. I see that happening. Are you starting to tear away from your husband? Do you guys falling apart?

No, we do a lot of like kid time together, especially if we're both like been traveling or doing whatever when we come back together. It's like, what can we do with the kids together? And then you're kind of like, oh, we just hung out with the kids for three hours. There's a couple buddies hanging out with the kids. Hey, Sammy and Virginia, how are you? Yeah, how are you doing? Good. I was talking about the Mission Impossible movie.

Did you like that one? I surprisingly did. I'm not much of a fan of Tom Cruise, but I was on my seat most of the movie. I saw a couple friends tweeting about it last night saying how good. good it was. Those Mission of Possible are always good. And Tom Cruise is kind of a nutcase, but for some reason, he

is so good in these action movies, you forget just how nutty he is, right, Sammy? Yeah. Like, all that nutty stuff goes away whenever he's jumping motorcycles over cliffs. I know, and then you bring it up, and I'm like, ooh, yeah, KD. Holmes, Scientology, all that crazy stuff. But you liked it, huh, Sammy? I did, yeah.

Yeah, well, I appreciate that call. Thank you. Hey, Deborah, Maryland. Yeah, hi, good morning. What's happening with you? I just had to work. Yeah, did you watch that movie? I did. I went with my husband and my son. What did you think about it?

I thought it was awesome. I think it was my favorite one that I've seen yet, so. It's tough to get me in a movie theater, though, man. I'm going to be honest with you. I know, but they're convincing me to do it. I know. I believe my people when they tell me it's good. But that movie theater is so gross.

The chairs, there's like all candy and people have been farting in them. and they're like that puffy chair so you know the farts are stuck in their chairs They don't clean those chairs No, what do they do with those? It needs to be like an airline It's a leather seat so you can wipe it down Yeah

They do They really should, you're right There's just so much gross stuff that falls in those chairs Probably would take his own wipes and be like Don't mind me Hey Deborah, everything good with you this morning for real Yeah, everything's great Yeah where do you live in?

Sorry? Where you live in Maryland? Annapolis right near the Naval Academy Oh yes Used to summer there It's beautiful here Really? No, I never saw there.

I wish. Hey, well, hey, thank you for calling. Appreciate you. Hi, you appreciate you. There you go. What's up? She laughed at that one. She liked it.

I think our listeners are starting to realize that I've never actually summered anywhere in my entire life. About time. It's only a thing from, I think I used to watch that, what was that Rich Kids show back in the day? 9-0-2-0? Mm-mm. Oh. The Hills? Before that, Carlton was the kid on it.

Fresh Prince? No, before that. Carlton was the young kid on it. Carlton? Yeah, and the little blonde had the money. Different strokes. No, it's never mind. Okay, so on that show, did they used to say,

I used to summer there or something? Yeah, that's what rich people say. Oh, or do it any summer, Buffy? Okay, got it. Buffy the Vampire Slare. No, no, no. Bobby Bonset. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. All right, over to Morgan No. 2, who is still holding it down. Morgan number 2? Scotty McCreary took fans inside his wedding day to Gabby for his music video, this is it. So what's the entire video, wedding footage? Yeah, literally just their whole wedding day, kisses and all. I bet you a little bit.

Scott and McCurry's like, dang it, Dan and Shea, because they just put theirs out, like two weeks ago. It was all their wedding from Speechless. Listen, neither one of them did it. I'm sure the concept has been in their heads for a long time. There you go. Can people see this at Bobbybones.com? For sure.

All right. All right, what else? Luke Bryan made history on Saturday night. He is the first ever country artist to play Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. I was watching Jana Kramer's Insta stories, and she was there. You know, she lives in L.A. Oh, fun. Yeah, they were watching Luke.

All right, what else? Jennifer Nettles posted a sneak peek of the song she recorded with Josh Grobin. It's going to be on one of his tracks on his new album, Bridges, Out. September 21st. Yeah, Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland. There you go. There you go. Thank you.

Is that at Morgan number two? Yep, I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. Bobby Boom. Come on. You know the In My Feelings challenge? Yeah. familiar with that?

Mm-hmm. You know Drake song. Do you love it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So it's a dance, but people are jumping out of cars doing the dance. Who is the first person that did this jumping out of the card? The football player.

I talked about it in a pile. Now I can't remember which football player it was. But, ooh, uh-oh. The Giants or somewhere? Odell. O'Dell Beckham Jr. Maybe him. Yeah.

Maybe. So Drake's popularity has caused an untold number of injuries from people trying to do this dance but jumping out of cars. Yeah. So the government agency is like, stop. Stop doing it. The National Transportation Safety Board tweeted, we're sharing concerns about the In My Feelings Challenge while driving. And here's the deal.

If you want to do it while driving, Get out of a car that's going one mile an hour. No, no, don't even do that. I'm talking about. Stop the car. No, no, no. I've watched the videos. They're good.

Yeah. Listen, have you seen the one where there's like, there's someone driving along like a ranch and there's like a cow in the pasture and they open up the door and the cow is just walking along and they start filming it and they're playing the song? It might be the best one. And the cow doesn't even know he's doing it obviously. Little rear me, I swear you got to feel me. Before they try and kill me, they gotta make some choice because they run it out of... Yeah, anything jumping out of a car. Yeah, you gotta be going slow.

Back in the day, it was Teen Wolf. That's right. Right on top of the van, style. Yeah. You know, what the thing for me is, too, driving is that texting and driving is so bad. And again, I know people say it, but I'm going to tell you this, that if you hit someone while you're texting and driving, you will forever your whole life go, what was I thinking? Yeah, like, it wasn't worth it so dumb.

It's just not worth it. And we go out and we were doing a much show and people that drive us around will get on their phone. I'm just like, no, no texting and driving. Don't even look at your phone. Someone was, you mean driving you around? Like an Uber? No, no, no. Like, whenever, like Mike D and I fluent from, where were we this last week?

Philadelphia. We landed in Cheyenne and like our tour manager was like on the phone. Oh, got you. And I was like, whoa, whoa, we can't do that. There's no texting and driving. It's such a bad thing. Everybody's doing it. For me, I haven't stopped completely, but if someone calls, I'll look at my phone to say who's calling.

I shouldn't do that. Yeah. Our car should just shut off any signal from cell phone unless it's a Bluetooth. And I know, okay, papaw. No, it's a major distraction. You're just not even paying attention to what's in front of you. That you think is innocent. Yep.

But when you hit someone, you'll go, what was I thinking about? The consequences are too much. I can't believe I was even doing that. It wasn't worth it. So, I mean, I'd rather you jump out of a car doing this than Texas Drive. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

This guy's playing cricket out on a field back in 1966 and he loses his wedding ring. He went back and looked for it. Couldn't find it in the field. 52 years later, just recently, a woman finds the ring in the field. and it's like, does anyone know what this is? She puts it up on Facebook and the dude's brother says, yeah, that's my brother's ring and connects him back. So now the 73-year-old man has been reunited

with his wedding band more than 50 years later. That's crazy. It's a long time. It's crazy they couldn't find it. And then someone just randomly found it. And then his brother's like, whoa. Yeah, there you go. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you're on your phone. You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games. A lot of apps out there, but I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same old apps on your phone. And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, Best Fiends. There's a ton.

They've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles, thousands of levels to play, and tons of characters to collect. It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored. And you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts.

I catch myself playing best fiends. Just all the time sitting somewhere, play some best fiends. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends. Download Best Fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends, and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let me. Across America. Over to Amy with the corny. The morning corny. What do you call two dudes hanging from a window? What do you call two dudes hanging from a window? Kurt and Rod. Kurt and Rod.

Curt and Rod. There you got to kind of stand fast. Amy's wearing my George Strait t-shirt today. Also known as mine. Yeah, but I bought it and then I wore it. But then you gifted it to me, right? You know, you could borrow it. Oh, shoot.

But it's kind of weird that it fits you pretty good. I love it. I'll probably a little weight since the skinny days. Oh, have you? A few weeks ago. Yeah, I was like last month. It looks good, though. Thank you.

Yeah, look at you. I went to watch Weezer this weekend. I told Eddie, I sang with Weezer. I don't believe you. You want to hear it? Yes. I actually have audio here. Oh, my gosh.

What? On stage? It's a technicality. He got me. This is me doing Buddy Holly with Weezer. I mean, I'm in the crowd, but I'm still singing with them. That's not how you presented it to me. I said I sang with Weezer.

I texted Eddie. The show was really good. Here's something that happened. I go to the show and I see a girl that I know. And she's like, hey, it's one of those things where you know each other and you're going to talk for a second. The show is going on. You really don't want to talk. It's a tough place to be in.

It's a tough place to be. And so I was going to hug her and I go to give her a hug, but she goes to put a handshake out at the same time. It was so awkward. Yeah. I straight went for the hug. guys she went for the handshake and then. Didn't that happen with you and Amy Grant or was that me? You and I were together regardless and it was embarrassing.

The, um, then I switch up and then go to the handshake and then she goes to the hug. Oh, God. That's even more awkward. And then it's kind of like, doop-to-do-do-do. Okay. Good seeing you. So we're just like, oh, okay. Do it.

All right. Have fun at the show. That's kind of awkward. But Weezer was fun. Went and, uh, knew all the songs, which is cool. They played all the hits. and sang a lot. I think my voice is just a little shredded from it.

Like, I sang a lot. Well, too much fun? I sang the whole time, yeah. But if you don't know what I look like, and you may not, I'm just like, I'm a nerdy white dude that wears big, dark rim glasses. And the reason is Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer, Weezer. He was a geek. And I was like, man, he's so cool to me because he actually is this nerdy dude who people think are cool.

And I needed to wear glasses. So I kind of looked up to him and thought, I'm going to do that. And so that's why I wear these glasses. Like 80% of it's that. The other 20% is buddy Holly. But Weezer sang a song about Buddy Holly. That's what he looks.

So basically I'm Weezer's son and Buddy Holly's grandson. Weird. Yeah, basically. The show was great, though. It was packed all ages because they have recent hits and they have hits from 25 years ago. Yeah. It lived up to expectations. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was really looking forward to it. I mean, I came home just for that. So that was good. It was fine, man. Did you wear your Weezer shirt? I couldn't find a clean one. Good.

No, no, no. Here's what happened, because I went to look for one. And I have two. And I think I wore them both pretty recently. Just getting ready for the concert. Just like being excited. So dumb. And I went to go look at merch, and this is so lame of me.

Yeah, tell me more. I went to the merch table. Because here's something. Maybe not Weezer so much, but any new artist, they're not making much money, playing shows. They're probably breaking even. even, maybe a little more than best, unless they're the headliner. So if you can buy a piece of merch because that's real money that they make,

and that actually helps them continue their career and keep going city to city. So I went to look at Weezer merch, and I had all the cool stuff already. I know. You had everything. Anything that I was going to buy, I already had, yeah. Yeah, this is me jamming out singing to Buddy Holly. Oh, no, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.

I don't care. what they say about us anyway. I think that kind of, my voice is fried a little bit. Probably a little bit. You think? Well, the raging idiots play to our band, and I was going pretty hard there too. But I think I sang harder at Weasler than I did our show. I took one of my friends, people were like, who's the girl you were dancing with?

But she has a boyfriend. Yeah. So I was scraping. I was like, anybody want to go? Who's your concert for Nikita? Yeah. Because you took her to something else recently, too. She's the only friend that will do things that's not married or kids or...

Yeah, you all went to. to Hall and Oates. Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. I knew it was a different concert. And she doesn't know any of the music, because she's from Australia. She's like, I don't know if I go. So, yeah, it was good. We're going to do confessions coming up in a second. Monday morning confessions like Aaron. Hey, Aaron in South Dakota. How are you? You want to do a confession to kick us off? Oh, I do. I have a three-year-old and a one-year-old little girl that loves to play outside, and we tell them it's raining every day just to get them the house.

Wait. Even if it's not raining. It must rain a lot where you live. You know, it really does. Our grass doesn't look like it, but it rains for our kids every day.

And does she believe it? They do. They do. We had to buy an umbrella over the weekend, so. For that rain. Well, thank you for your confession. You are cleansed.

I appreciate the call. Appreciate you. That's how it works. You can. and feel better about yourself. We do recommend that you call and share us. Those confessions, Mary in Alabama, good morning. Hey, how are you?

Real good. How are you? Tell me what you did. The ex-husband had it. So for a couple days in a row, I took his toothbrush and burst the dog's teeth with it and stuck it back up. So wait, so your ex-husband didn't like the dogs? He didn't like one of my dogs. Wait, so you took this toothbrush and you brushed the dog's teeth with it? Yes, a couple times. Okay, this had to be deeper rooted than the dogs.

Do what now? You were upset with him for more than just the dog thing. Well, I waited until about two years later to let him know what I did because he did something again to the dog. And I told him, I said, you're going to keep on. And I'm going to do it again. Then he said, what are you talking about? I do it again. and I said, I took your toothbrush and I've been brushing the dog's feet with it.

He like to fell out. And what was his reaction exactly? He was mad. And you're your ex-husband, right? Not your current husband. Right, the ex-husband. Is that what ended it? The current husband knows about it.

And every time I kind of get aggravated about something, he's like, if you brush that dog's teeth, my friend. They're kind of gross. Well, I think you for the call. There you go. Taylor in Nashville. How are you? Good. How are you? Really good. Tell me something here. So my boyfriend's mom buys him these hideous clothes, shirts, shorts, everything. And so when he's not home, I purposely do laundry when he's not home so I can just kind of tuck him and throw him away.

So he'll never see them again. So you throw his shirts away? Yeah, because his mom buys him hideous clothes. How old are you? We are 20 and 21. What are you thinking about this, Amy? I mean, I know what it's like to try to get your husband to move on from things, but, like my husband, I would try to hide some of his old high school t-shirts and stuff

because he did not want to let those go. And then I ended up turning them into a blanket. So maybe you could take all of his mom's hideous gifts and make a blanket. Do you hate his mom? She's just really old school. So she'll buy him like these hideous polos and, like, weird d-neged shirts and, No one wears. She was just trying to be nice.

Yeah, trying to be a mom, I guess. Well, thank you for the confession. I feel very judgmental this morning. Like, I don't like out of one of those. Oh, no, there's no judgment. And the brushing of the dog's teeth. It's kind of messed up. I know, I know.

Melissa, Florida. Yes. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm good. Tell me what's up. A couple of weeks ago, I was backing out of my driveway,

and I forgot my daughter's car was back there, and I backed into it. and it put a pretty good dent in the bumper and some scratches, and I didn't tell her, and she thinks her boyfriend did it. Oh, she still thinks her boyfriend did it? Yes, she still thinks her boyfriend did it. I came home, he was over at the house, and she was out there showing him and yelling at him, and I just looked, and I was like, oh, my gosh, and I didn't tell her I did it. Well, let's be honest.

He probably did something he didn't get caught for yet, so we're even. Yes, that's what I thought. I wanted to tell her so bad, and I just couldn't do it. Yeah, she's going to know now. Well, Melissa, thank you very much. Thanks for the call. Appreciate you. Come on.

There we go. There you go. Appreciate you. You. I don't know, man. I start to feel guilty about these. Yeah, but at least the dog brushing teeth one, she had, she confessed to more than just us. Like, her ex-husband knows that she did to him, and her current husband is well aware of what she's capable of.

I think that's a threat, though, more than just being open. but an honest, I think it's a threat. Here are, by the way, I went to watch Weezer this weekend, and Weezer does this song. It's called Africa. It's originally a Toto song. So I have a whole list here, songs that are covers that you may not have realized they were covers. For example, do you know this song? Yeah, Cindy Lopper.

Cindy Lopper, yeah. That's a cover? Originally done by Robert Hazard. I much prefer Cindy. Only because you know it. It's very much that 80s punk thing there. But yeah, you're going to prefer all the versions that you know. Maybe.

Well, okay, here you go. Here is Ring of Fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down, down, down, and the flames went. Anita Carter had it first. I fell into into the burning ring of fire. I like that. I like that more.

I know you're going to do that. I knew you're going to do that. Ooh, the original, I'd download that. Yeah. How about Akey, Brakey Heart? What? No. No, this is a Billy Ray Severs original.

Okay. Country music trio, the Marcy Brothers, released the track, titled Don't Tell My Heart. Don't Tell My Heart. I Akey Breaking Heart. I just don't think he'd understand. Did you hear Ake and Breaking? Yeah.

So he made it a big. Akeey Breaking Heart. Akee breaking heart. Listen, it was a good move. Ake breaky. That's a game changer. A hound dog, Elvis Presley. You ain't nothing about a house.

You probably knew. Moses stuff was stolen. Even straight up. I know y'all say that, but honestly, I don't feel like a lot of people know that. Well, no, no. Not just his songs. Like, he was a white guy that did black music. And that's why people liked him.

Yeah. And so, but even a lot of his sounds and even... You really like this version. Big Mama Thornton put the song out. doesn't really do much Elvis puts it out it's a white guy doing it they're like oh we like it's huge that's a bummer yeah well listen I love Elvis

but here we go twist and shout from the Beatles the song was originally cut by a group called the top notes you didn't know all this huh no I didn't you want another one or no yeah Uncle Cracker drift away oh give me the beat boys

and free my soul I want to get lost and you rock your rock Eagles? Mm-mm. Oh. This guy named John Henry Kurtz. Give me the beef boys and free of my soul and I want to get... Because he cut it before Dobby Grave and cut it.

Wow. Yeah. Didn't know that. Cheryl Crow. Peepie Arnold. That's terrible. I'd change that. Quick.

Peepie, what's your name? What's your name? I don't know any of these songs. That's crazy. Well, you know what they call me, right? Oh, yeah. Country Music's youngest historian. That's right.

The Bobby Bones show on this day in country music. That's what they call me sometimes. Yeah, there you go. Alex in Missouri, what's happening? Hey, how's it going, Bobby? Really good. Tell me something here. So, Thomas Wright is going to be at my state fair,

and I spent about half of my paycheck on the VIP tickets. And I told my mom it was for rent. So you told your mom that so you could get more money? Well, no. Well, I spent a good amount of my money home with Thomas Red Tickets. And then in order of her to not be mad at me, I told her that it was for rent so she could help me out for the month. Yeah, that's what I thought. You told her that so she'd give you more money. I mean, kind of, but like Thomas Earth's my favorite artist, and I thought she'd be okay with it. So, yeah, I feel really bad.

How old are you? I'm 23. And she'll still help you with rent? Well, no, I usually pay for my own. But when Thomas Wreck comes to town, you're missing the point here, right? Yeah, it's just a month where bills were just piling up, yeah. Does your mom listen to the show? No, but my dad does.

Hope he doesn't hear this. Does your dad know your mom still helps you with rent? That's a good question, too. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Well, hey, listen, thank you. Appreciate you.

We'll do one more. Hey, Ryan in Alabama. Hey, what's going on, Bobby? You're up, dude. Appreciate you. What do you want to say? Saturday morning I took my wife's car to go get donuts for breakfast and the gaslight was already on and I run the car out of gas and I led her to believe that it was her that done it the day before when in turn it was me. Yeah, she's probably listening to this right now too.

How you feel about that? I kind of feel bad but I mean I scored some pretty good crispy cream in the process. So she went out to her. car and it wouldn't start because you ran it to empty. Yeah, and she had to call OnStar, had to mask the OnStar button for somebody to come out and give her like three gallons of gas because she could get to work Saturday morning. He goes that. You can tell he's just covering it and go.

Stop at the gas station and put a little in for her. Yeah, she tried. Yes, she wanted me to go up to the gas station with the gas can. I was like, well, I ain't got time to do that. You got to be at work. Well, she called OnStar. ended up waiting about 45 minutes for two gallons of gas. Get you a good laughing there again.

Go ahead. There you go. All right. Hey, here's some TV shows coming out soon. Did you watch Ozark on Netflix? Yes. It's good, huh? Yeah, is it coming back?

Mm-hmm. Thank goodness. August 31st, season two of Ozark follows it. It's kind of a drug cartel, but it's money laundering, and it's in the Ozarks in Missouri, Arkansas, that area. Game of Thrones. The Thrones first half of 2019, but I'm the only Game of Thrones Watcher of all you guys. Correct. But it's the greatest show that's ever been made in a lifetime.

I keep hearing that. Lifetime. Yeah. I don't think the best show ever. But it's the most elaborate, the most expensive. It's a fantastic show. Like, there are shows based on your taste that you would like more. I think it's the greatest show made in our lifetime because of all the things.

Better than Breaking Bad. Yeah. Wow. Just because of the casting, how secret they have to keep it. All the things. I like Breaking Bad. pretty close to the same Okay

And then Stranger Things Season 3 It's delayed now until 2019 So they're saying that What they want to bring Something bigger or better I saw a new story

Mikey what do you know about this I saw that they were delaying The The show Because they wanted to do something Bigger and better Do you know about this? I think it's just taking them longer

To produce So they're going to wait a year All those kids get old They look weird old Stranger Things too So I'm okay You gotta film like 50 episodes At once when they're that age

That's the thing With kids you gotta do it quick. That two and a half men turned into three men. Oddly, too quick. And I'm like, what's happening here? This kid's like 27 and he's still living at home in eighth grade. So there's some TV news for you there. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

There was a woman at a Georgia Goodwill and she found a vintage slide projector. It was only $15. So she's like, I'm going to buy this. And when she got it home, she started looking through it and realized that a family set of old slides and images were in it. She was like, wow, how cool if I could find the family that these photos belong to? So her story made its way to CBS News. And within minutes of being shared, she was connected with the family that the slides belong to. So it's pretty crazy. And who they belonged to, the one was 88 years old, hadn't seen the images in like 20 years. Well, that's cool.

Most people probably just throwing them away. Yeah. That's good. Look at that. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. I saw a girl tweet an airline.

because she got kicked out of a wedding. Mike, do what happened with this? Yeah, she tweeted JetBlue because she got kicked out of the wedding last minute and she wanted a refund on her tickets. Wait, so she was in the wedding parties. Yeah, she was a bridesmaid. And then the bride decided she no longer wanted her in the wedding,

but when you got all that booked, you mean, that could get expensive. She was like, wait, this isn't my fault. Yeah, it was expensive because it was two cross-country tickets. And so she tweets JetBlue. And what does she say in the tweet? He said, book my flight for her wedding and then it was asked to recllish my duties as a bridesmaid.

Relinquish. Relinquish. So she has if she could get her a reimbursement. What do you think about that? I kind of thought there's no way she's going to get this. But obviously it's a story that probably got retweeted, got a lot of attention, and JetBlue hooked her up. I'd like to hear the brides side of the story.

I know. That's what we don't want to know. I don't know that for any reason a bridesmaid just gets kicked out for no reason. Right. So now she's getting a refund, which who knows, Maybe she did something that was totally, you know, valid reason to get kicked out. Also, you booked your ticket. Like, whatever happened to being responsible.

Yeah. Sometimes things are out of your control, though, and they'll waive that change fee because that change fee can be expensive. Kelly. Kelly, Kelly. Yes. You're on the air. What's happening? Oh, my goodness.

Bobby? Yeah. Hi. I am so taken aback right now. I usually listen to the podcast. and I'm commuting from Louisville right now to Bowling Green. So I was like, you know, I'm just going to call. So I just wanted to say hello, Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox.

Oh, look at you. Hello. Number two, everybody. Thank you for getting me through. Oh, thanks. Lunchbox is not here. He actually left this morning. He may get to take his baby home today.

Oh, my goodness. That's so exciting. I know, right? So, yeah, we don't really know what's going on, but he did leave. And so, yeah, we're all just kind of hanging out without him today. Yeah, I love it. Well, I hope that gets to happen. That's awesome.

What's up? So what are you doing? You're going to Bowling Green? Yes, I'm a reporter in Bowling Green, but I live on Google on the weekends. Like a TV reporter? Yes. Oh, look at you. Are you reporting on something amazing, like fascinating?

The Bowling Green Massacre? Is that a thing? That happens? It sounds like when I said that. Google that and say that's the thing. Okay. Yeah. I hope it's not.

Yeah, I hope that. Yeah, me too. Yeah. You're reporting on anything happy? Yeah, yeah, the bowling green balloon party? Well, actually, you guys picked up one of my stories for Tell Me Something Good, and it was a couple months ago. And she walked in a bit about the Chick-Bullet Hero, who gave up his shoes. Oh, yeah, I remember that.

That's cool. That was your story? Yeah, that was my story. I was so excited. Oh, congratulations. Well, hey, thanks for calling. I appreciate you. Thank you very much.

Yeah, it was a thing, but it was fictional. Oh, I think that's what, like Kelly and Conway made up once. That's what it is. Is that what it is? Yeah. It didn't really happen. She used it on the news. that's right. That's right. That's funny. Yeah, sometimes I just say stuff, man. You know,

I bought Fortnite. Yeah, have you played yet? No, not yet. I have it hooked up. I ended up going with the PlayStation 4. And so I have the PlayStation and I have it hooked up to the TV. I built like this small entertainment center and it's not ready. The TV can't sit on it yet. You know why? Because I built it. Oh, no. It's wobbly. Not the mainly. Well, it's not, it's not ready. So I got to finish it today. But I haven't, I'm going to start playing Fortnite. Oh, man. I think I am anyway. Get ready for the long nights.

I'm probably going to be bad at it. And Cheetos and Mountain Dew again. And trash talking with kids. Well, I haven't bought a headset yet because, yeah, that's the thing. I don't really want to talk to kids. They curse a lot. It's not so much the kid thing. You can like remind you numbers to be like, keep it clean, kids.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Pat Ball's here, kids. Keep it clean. So I get that. That news reporter reminds me. I went, the raging idiots played at what's called Chey in Frontier Days. And if you're new to the show, the raging. idiots. It's Eddie and my band and

we have songs and you know, they're pretty good songs and like Namaste. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably got to hit the row but namaste. We go and it was Ned Ledoo first, then us, then Toby Keith, in that order.

One of the TV reporters wants to interview me. And I'm like, oh, I go, I'll go talk. I'm happy. Someone wants to talk to me. And I go out and they get the camera set up and they put the microphone on me. And they think I'm Ned Laude. No, they don't.

That's something like, Huh? Wait, I need to Google. He's a real-life cowboy. I'm just a dopey white dude. They were probably like, I didn't expect him to look like this. What?

You're like the opposite of Ned Ledoo. They get me out, and the moment's like, okay, so you're Ned Ledoo, right? And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not. I'm not. But I will be, like, I don't care. Want me to be Ned Ladu? I'll be Ned Ledoo.

Yeah. But yeah, TV tried to intermute. interview me as Ned Ledoux. Yeah, your new single sagebrush? Yeah, you heard that yet? Good one. Hey, you're on the air, Elizabeth in California. Hi.

Hey, what's happening? Nothing much just heading to work, as always. Yeah, what can I do for you? Well, I'm a first-time caller, and ever since you guys switched over here, I live over by Monterey, and ever since you guys have switched over, I've listened, and my two daughters listen with me, and we just love you guys and love how real and honest you are and how uplifting you are to each other, but how you guys keep it real at the same time

and aren't afraid to call everybody out on their BS. Yeah, well, thanks. Anything you'd like us to do? Any segment you'd request us to do if you could? Like, what do you like? That's a hard one. That's a really hard one. I think they're all great.

Oh, I like that. All the segments are good. Did you see this story about the woman who gave birth in the water park? No. The Six Flags Waterpark? No, no. Yeah, so...

This kid can get free six bucks. for life? Six Flags over Georgia has a Hurricane Harbor, and her name was Crusida. She was, it says enjoying her time at Hurricane Harbor with her daughter when she unexpectedly went into labor. The baby was delivered at Hurricane Harbor. So Six Flags is giving that kid park passes for life. Oh, there you go.

They gave Matthew and his mom the Diamond Elite memberships to allow them free visits to Six Flags Park for life. Man, that's the thing to do now that you're like, when you're seriously pregnant, like about to go to the apple store go to wherever it is you want like free things and like give birth that's a good one Bobby I'm popping that baby on the iPad

go test drive a Lexus isn't that crazy yeah there's that oh are you still there Elizabeth yeah I'm here yeah did you like that segment

you like that segment you know nothing nothing surprises me especially in my line of work and I'm also a single bomb of two teenage daughters, so really, I don't get surprised by much. Well, thank you very much for the old call there. Appreciate that.

I'm coming. I'll be in Northern California-ish in a couple weeks. I'm going to be in Bakersfield doing a comedy show. If anyone wants to come out to that, Bobby Bones Comedy.com. I think there about 100 tickets left of that in D.C. But yeah, that's good. Hey, thanks for the call. Appreciate you.

I'm hit you the U button here. Appreciate you. I'm not a beach guy. I'm not really an outside guy so much anymore. I'm definitely not a beach guy. I try to go to the beach and I just don't know, what do I do? Just sit in the sand, just sit in the sun. Ride the waves.

That's not fun to me. Okay. And I tell you why, there's a baby. Baby goes to the beach in Florida and now has a bacterial infection because of the high fecal matter and the water and the sand. That's why I don't do this. What's that from? Animals or people? Who cares?

Probably all things. All the above? A toddler was hospitalized after catching two bacterial infections at Crandon Park in Florida. The three-year-olds at the beach caught two infections I don't know how to say this stuff The next day I noticed The kid had redness under her lip

Oh Yeah a lot of people come out of this Beach with the same issue A doctor said That is it gross And she's gonna have scars over her hands I read a thing too about hands How women are petrified of hand aging

Oh yeah Last time I did a little face Like peel on my On my face I did it on my hands And my hands were peeling and I was like, this is amazing. 78% of women, 40 and older,

wish they could change the way their hands look. 60% have been so self-conscious, they've actually done something about it. So. My face person told me too, now anything I put on my face at night, any part of my night creams, any of that I should do to my hands.

What is it, the back of your hands? Yeah, the top part of your hands because they start to look old and wrinkly, like I see it. Part of me, for me, I see my mom's hands, which is special, because she was my mom, and that's neat that I'm starting to get her hands, but it's just aging.

Like I've got age spots popping up, and like they're wrinkly. I was like, I have the hands of a 15-year-old boy. You do? You're quite soft. Look at that. Wow. They do look young. I don't go outside.

Like, look, I have a son bar on my face because I was, because I'm stupid. But, yeah. Because you're stupid. Yes, because he has a spray tan. So he thinks that he's tan and that he has tanning skin so he doesn't need to wear sunscreen. We're being smart, you're so dumb. His skin is deceiving him. I'll tell you guys.

I see how you can think that. I'm out yesterday. I don't. What do I know about a swimming pool? Nothing. And so I go out because I have a swimming pool now. And so I go out and I'm like, I know what? I happen to be home all day on a Sunday.

Never happens until I land the swimming pool. And I'm like, I'm already tan. What do I need any sunscreen for? Yeah, that's like how I go to the pool. I'm already tan. I'm good. And so, yeah, I'm all burnt up a little bit. But yeah, that's a thing.

That happened. Just a little bit. A little red on the nose. You are a little red. Eddie was asking me if it's okay if he signs my book because people come up to him and go, hey, we sign this? Yeah, I've had like five now where they ask me to sign his book and I'm like, I'm not even in the book. Honestly, I've signed a book.

But you have a piece. By the way, if you're new to the show, I wrote a new book. It's called Fail Until You Don't. And in it, it's about people and we learn through failure more than we learn through success. And it's kind of a motivational story, but Amy wrote a story in the book. I think it's fine if you sign it. You're in the book. Okay. Right.

And Mike D's in the book. Yeah. So he can sign it. Now, I'm not in the book. Can I sign it? You can sign whatever you want. If people are asking you for an autograph, just be happy. I am.

I just feel weird. It's like not my book, not my piece of work. Is it signing it or is it like to send me? Hope you have. Hope this inspires you. Fight, grind, repeat. Fail. Until you don't.

Until you don't. Love Eddie. Are you asking me if I have a problem with it? Yes. I have no problem with it. Sign away. Okay. You don't get your feelings hurt. Be like, hey, that's mine.

Don't do that. I don't care. That's not really bad. Yeah, I'm just happy. People care. You kidding me? Oh, yeah. It's pretty awesome.

Heck man, they thought I was Ned Ledoo at the team station did. I was like, this is awesome. I'm just happy anybody will talk to me for any reason. I'll be Ned Ledoo if you want. So, yeah. Did they not get who you are? What do you mean?

What do you mean? by the end of the interview? Did they do the whole interview? No, okay. Maybe they didn't see the recent Billboard article. Oh, which came out, by the way. Eddie starts, yes. I just saw it too.

And I'm like, oh, okay, awesome. Did you know, Amy? When I clicked on the Billboard article, sort of a little bit, maybe. This is what has happened. And I'll just, I mean, it's not a big announcement. I don't know that was even going to bring it on the air. But my contract was coming up here.

And we had been negotiating for 10 months. this new contract forever. And we finished it. We just finished it. And so with that, I'm going to be here, which is a place that I love, and then all these other stuff, too. Like that you are now VP.

Dang. This dude's VP now. Listen, wait a minute. Right. Creative director of IHeart Country's, and I was like, okay, so now Bobby's VP. Do you know what VP stands for any? Oh, Vice President. Yeah.

That's one step lower than the president. Yeah. All it means is I signed for five more years, which is great. And I have a bunch of other shows. Like I'm putting the Bobbycast on nationally on the radio. The Women of Country Show that I've been saying it's coming is now officially coming. Like I'm executive producing and managing that show. It's all the things.

This is crazy, man. That's really good. Like, that's all good stuff. That's awesome. But yes. other things, but yes, that's it. But the best part of the article is, in his new position, Bones will continue to host his current show.

It got a little dicey. Because when it's like, all these other things being added. If you would have hung up the show coat, it would just be a VP. No, no, no. I think what it was is Amy was worried I was going to leave. Oh. And I wasn't. I mean, no, I mean, it's good.

It's great. but I'm here this is the best company for me to do content and create and talk and distribute and all the things. I love it here. I've been here with this company since I mean, 16 years now.

Man. 16 years. Which is crazy. 16 years. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah, that's it. Billboard put an article out. Amy, you know what this also means? What? That we're in with a VP.

Like, we know the VP better than anyone. The VP of Creative. Yeah? Yeah. We can send him all of our creative ideas. You can do something with it. Dude, you go so hard with your negotiations. My negotiations is like, I want an extra day off.

Like, seriously. Oh, we can see this contract. It's crazy. It's taking 10 months, dude. That's crazy. Ten months. Mine's like, I want $10 more an hour. An hour.

Cheers is like out of this world. That's awesome, dude. Congrats. It's good stuff. Enough, enough, enough. No clapping. Thank you very. Is this the big stuff you were talking to?

about like this is the first oh my goodness there's more oh the next what is today July 30th wait huh oh you mean pertaining to something else oh he's been saying like I got big stuff big stuff this is the oh this is like no no no this is the biggest thing but it's but there are other big things in other worlds wow like it's all they're all right yes yes can't wait to see them all unfold we'll see how that was you were like a suit to work every day do we have to wear a suit I didn't even know that we're going to put that out Like, that was going to, then I'm... Do you have ever, like, like, a name tag?

VP. Oh, are you going to get a nameplate? No, no, same thing, same thing. A parking spot? We'll get a new studio, though. Yeah, that's the first thing on your list, right, VP? That takes a long time, but I've already... That's coming in, too.

Kind of mentioned earlier that I had signed a new deal. It's five years, and someone to be here for a while, unless I get fired, like, for doing something. But I, when I was signing the contract, and it's this big contract, I have on these pants. I take a picture. But I've had these pants for every single contract I've ever signed. Oh, right? Really?

Since I was 22. I've had the same pants on. I bet you no one would have ever noticed that. No, no one did. No one would know except for me. They're called my lucky pants. Yeah. It's like for you.

Yeah, I've kept them. It's a lot. That's interesting. I'll show you a picture. I have no idea what I've ever worn when I've signed things. Well, these are always big. For me, they're always. Maybe we need to sign bigger things. How old are they?

What year are they from? Oh, I wore them first when I was 22. What are they, Buegel Boys? Where did you post this? I haven't posted it. I didn't tell anybody about it. I mean, this contract's taking a year to get done. I got to see the pants.

Well, they're on my phone. I haven't posted anything. But yeah, but you want to know one of the big takeaways from this? I get, in this deal, any parking spot I want, and I get to make it my own parking spot. Yeah. Finally. They were like, why are you in here fighting about a parking spot? I was like, no one's ever given me a target spot my whole life.

I want my own parking spot. They probably LOLed at that request. They did. They're like, whatever, dude. Yeah, they did. Wow. So, yeah. I gotta figure out which one I want.

Yeah. I'm putting a sign up. And the question is, do I let people park in it when I'm not here? No, no, no, no, no. That's your parking spot. Yeah, because then if you happen to come up here, you're going to have to go find who's parked there and they're going to have to move, right? Like when you go to the doctor's office and it says reserve for doctor, whatever. You don't know when one parks there, even when doctor's not there.

That's so true. The hospital has like all these doctors, employee in the month. Stick to the parking spot that you've been parking at, though. No, I'm not going to put a sign there. Can't put a sign there. If I'm going to do it, I got to put a sign there. It's like right in the middle. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, oh, boy. That's one of the fun things. That's a lot of things. Can we also... What? Well, I don't know if we... This might be too much.

I've already signed the contract. Okay. It's over. Well, because you said we're going to get like a new studio. Yeah. No, building a whole new studio. Yeah. Man, it'd be really nice to have a closer bathroom.

No, we don't get a new building. Yeah, a breakfast too, like a little nice area. A little nook. A little breakfast no. Yeah. It's just really since we're not allowed to eat like anywhere. Mr. Coffee? That'd be nice to eat.

We don't eat in the studio because you guys are like kids. That's why. You guys. You guys leave food on the counter. You leave banana pills in the trash cans. I did that once. Flies are all over the place. So you know what?

If kids are bad, you have to spank them. You guys are being spanked. For how long though? Forever. When do we graduate? No. Do you see those kids that found that $700 in that wallet? They went back to the house with it.

You see it? I saw a headline they returned it, which was amazing because they are kids. Three kids in Colorado found a wallet with $700 in a driveway. and they just took it back, knocked on the door, like, hey, your money's probably in this. It's probably yours. You should have this. And so they have it on, like, security cam, like a doorbell camera.

So they have all of them going up and doing it. See, people are good. Yeah. Some people are good. I think most people are. Do you? I believe most people are good. I'm not even doing this song.

Oh, okay. I'm just saying, I do believe that most people are goodwilled and intentioned. I think that we see a lot of the story. stories that aren't. But I think if you did that same experiment, 10 times, seven people would go and go, I'd like to give you your money back. Ooh, I'd hope so. I think another one probably keeps some of it. And then two would probably run away with it. Yeah, those would be the lunchboxes. And only because they needed it in some way. But I do think that most people are genuinely quality humans in some part of them. I really, I really believe it, man. I think that most people are, and if they're not, it's because they're hurting some way. You know, I think people are so mean online because

I use Facebook as an example because they're hurting. I think people, whenever they have anger toward people, it's because they're angry or sad with themselves. And I think if you talk to people that way, like if someone's being really mean or nasty to me online, instead of me just firing back and I think I've gotten better at this, I go, I wonder why they're that way. There must be something in their life that's not going exactly how they want it to be.

And I should care about that. Now I don't go to their house and go, you want a hug, but I just try and I don't get in that debate with them, that fight with them. Because you're only mean to someone if you're not feeling right about yourself. Yeah. Like me as a kid, I got the crap beat out of me. I was bullied, big time. Not bullied.

I was beat up. But it was my kids who weren't comfortable with themselves. You know, you don't go do mean things to other people if you don't feel mean at yourself inside. So, yeah, I believe most people are good. What about Mamas? St. Hood? Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did.

Yeah, they did. Probably. They qualify for Stainhood. What about Friday nights? A little better under neon? Yeah, they're good too. You have some dirt on their head.

Or is it hands? Dirt on their head. Oh, yes, yes, good dirt on their hands. Is it hands? It sounds like you're saying head. No, hands. Oh, yeah. You know Jake Owen's song

was number one this week? Really? Yeah. It's the seventh number one. But that dude left his record label, like, went ups and downs. Text me yesterday. It was like, look at that.

That's my son's top. song on the radio right now. I was Jack. And you were Diane? Yeah, I know the end of it. I was asking like, that's the question. That's what he asks to hear the most. Not feeling the blank. Yeah. Yeah. How'd he go? It's weekend. Good?

Yeah, really good. I was at home with my dad, or home, Austin. I was in Austin with my dad, but. So he hasn't been able to eat in a month, huh? No, he's a feeding tube. So yeah. We watch the Food Network every day, though. Imagine that. Let me just break this down. I know. You get cancer in your throat, like Amy's dad. You have to go in. They give you a, what do you call it in your throat?

Well, he has a trachyotomy. A tracheyotomy. And the only thing your daughter will watch with use the Food Network. No, no. No, that's his idea. Trust me. I'm like, Dad, are you sure you want to watch this? He loves food.

He loves food. So I guess that's his jam. So we either watch golf or food network. I'm like, this has to be torture for you. But he enjoys it. And we just talk. Then we talk about food. He's like, he just can't wait to eat.

Like him. Oh, he's coming along. Like they say he's probably going to be in the hospital, maybe two more weeks. And then after that, we may move to a different rehab hospital where he more take care of himself. Like every little thing he does at this point, if a nurse isn't in the room, we have to buzz a nurse. Do they expect him to bounce back fully? I sure hope so.

Yeah? It's just going to take a little bit of time to regain his strength, like kind of laying around for a month now at this point. So we'll see. But I hope so. As soon as he gets better from this, we'll start radiation, though. And that's going to be another trying thing. But that's six weeks. And then after that, I hope we'll be good.

to go. Amy's dad and Lunchbox's baby. Lunchbox is not here because he thinks he's getting to take the baby home today. Which is amazing. Which is crazy earlier than anyone thought. Yeah. Because he had that baby six weeks early. I was thinking about it and for them it's almost like giving birth twice. Like they had the excitement of having birth at the hospital and then now they've been kind of now they're going to bring the baby home. It's like, ugh, it's a lot. Yeah, it is a lot. Morgan number two, you got over there? Yeah, I'm doing great. You want to do a 24 year old?

Yeah, we can. Segment. What 24-year-olds care about? Yeah. Oh, I said, do you want to do a 24-year-old? What I mean? What do you want to do this segment? Yeah.

Okay. What your 24-year-olds care about? So five years after the death of Paul Walker, they're releasing a new documentary on Paramount Network, and it'll be the first time his family's spoken out about it. You know what? I get Paul Walker and Heath Ledger confused a little bit, because I was thinking we've already seen it.

But I think I saw the Heath Ledger one. Well, that's a good one. The Paul Walker one, he's the Fast and Furious, huh? Yeah, it's not out yet until August 12th. It'll be the premiere, but it looks intense. And it's so crazy that he's pretty famous for, well, obviously, the Fast and the Furious. That's what he's most known for. And then he died in a car going fast.

Going fast. But not part of the movie or anything. Just life. Yeah, don't you think if you do a movie, I'll give you an example. But I think if you do a movie about cars, you kind of become a car guy and you love that if you're driving fast cars all the time? Yeah. You know, I guess so. Yeah.

I mean, imagine you, all of a sudden you go and you're doing a movie about race cars. And you spend seven months of your life in race cars, but like four or five times over. And then you get to get in a really fast car. You're probably just a car guy. Yeah. Like you're then exposed to all these cars all the time, so you're probably a car guy. Yeah, but wasn't his friend driving? Or was he driving?

I think so. No, I think he was by himself. Hold on. Yeah, I don't know. There was somebody else in the car. Yeah, I think so too. Also, there was the Hulk Hogan son who was in a car. Remember this? And the other person died?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But he lived. What is it? He wasn't driving. He was a passenger in the car. Right? Yeah.

But either way, he was a part of like the, it was, they were going fast. I'm sure he was all about it. You wrote the dumb debate of the day? Yeah. An ice cream parlor selling mayonnaise ice cream. Would you want to eat mayonnaise ice cream? Zero percent. Yeah, me too.

I hate mayonnaise, mayonnaise. I like mayonnaise. Mannaise in Like on a sandwich or whatever I don't really try to eat it But I don't have any desire to have it An ice cream for him I have no desire to have it anywhere

Like that's the worst thing to me Manna's a peanut butter That I hate them both Not together Just both separately you hate it I hate them all Manay's peanut butter I'm out So I go no

Morgan number two you eat mayonnaise peanut butter Or what is this called? Manay's ice cream No ice cream Manet's ice cream I'd try it Yeah? Yeah

I had the best popsicle this weekend What kind It was it weird Mustard? Stop. Amy's trying to riff. I don't know. I didn't get it.

Whatever. Sorry, I'm not Bobby Bones comedy. Red Hoodie. Dang, man. Amy's been in a weird mood all morning. Wait, why we've been in a weird mood? I can tell she was a little tired because she's been popping me all morning. Wait, have I?

A little subtle, pass. Yeah, a little bit. Oh, man. That wasn't, no, y'all didn't like my joke. It was, what was your popsicle? It was a banana pudding. Okay. That sounds good.

I went to the Weezer show and people had popsicles and I couldn't find the popsicle place. I was walking around. And I was like, anybody know where the popsicles are? And it was a guy walking around selling them. Oh, that's cool. Like a get your peanut. Yeah, like an ice cream guy.

Yeah, and it was so good. And the bottom of it was frozen banana pudding. Oh, wow. And they had kettle corn. I never ate kettle corn. What's the difference in kettle and pop? But I had kettle corn and it was awesome. It was like cinnamon.

Yeah. And that was a deal pickle. I went off the wagon. Dang, dude. It was a weezer. What a night. Yeah. It was awesome.

Or the better version I look just like Buddy Holly I don't have a lot of instances where I just have fun maybe five times a year maybe that was one of them I was just crushing it

good I was just singing I'm glad it was like a fun night for you for you for sure last time you were like that was well I'm sure there's been others in between

but the eye witnessed it was when Eddie and I were with you at Counting Crows Oh that was a good night Yeah fun fun night and I think I was sitting in the same exact spot

It was so fun Man. Like, so fun to see you have so much fun. Yeah, I'll have a lot of fun. Yeah. I got to fix that. Yes. It was good.

That was my weekend. We played, the raging idiots played in Cheyenne Friday. I'd been in Philadelphia for three days, and I'd go to Cheyenne. Then I go to Weezer. Did you get rest Saturday morning or anything? That was a rough day. Saturday was a rough day. The whole week was rough for me.

Yeah. I mean, I was on the road for four or five days in a row. And so we finished, we went to the hotel at 12.30 a.m. and had to get up at 3 a.m. to get to the airport. We all slept for about two hours, max. And we're not complaining. No, no, no. I was going to say anything about it until you brought it up.

Well, because Saturday was rough for me. Because I got home and the kids were like, all right, let's play. I'm like, oh, great. But they don't have kids. Yeah, I know. I thought about that. Too late. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. I did not know this was the case at all whatsoever, but did y'all know that any time someone returns underwear to Victoria's Secret, it? Do you know what they do with it? Eat it. Do they? No! But they shred it.

Even if it still has the tags? Yeah, they should. They just can't take the chance, you know, that they don't want to risk it. But what? Then why don't they just say no returns? No, but you can still return it and get your money back. It's just beneficial only to the consumer. You can't wash and donate?

I still, I don't want somebody's like, like, pee-y juice. But these are nice underwear bones. It doesn't matter. A nice underwear can still give you a disease. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what else? Well, I found this fascinating, mainly because in college I thought of this idea, too. Blockbuster teamed up with Enron back in 2000 to create a service that would deliver movies on demand.

But it was a huge failure. You mean drive actual VHS tapes? Yeah, they were on it before Netflix. Like, and I kid you not, my college roommate and I, we had just gotten back from Blockbuster. We were putting a movie and we were like, God. If only we had someone that could drive around campus and, like, you just called them and told them what movie you wanted, and they went to Blockbuster, got it for you, and delivered it to you in the mail. Go ahead, Bones. Tell her. Well, no, it's not that.

It's just that there are a million ideas, but it's not just the idea. It's how to execute it as well. I know. But I just found it that Blockbuster and Enron actually tried it, and they guessed they executed poorly. Enron executed all things poorly. That's a good. True, true, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Probably not the best partner. Yeah, Blopbuster could have picked someone to look at it. Speaking of failure, Blockbuster's not even around anymore. It's true. Well, yeah, because time's changed. Well, so a guy in Missouri has created cowboy boot sandals. So they look just like cowboy boots, but instead, like, flip-flop on the toe part and then cowboy boot up the ankle. And these things are selling, like hotcakes.

Redneck boot sandals. I bet they're not selling hotcakes. I don't know. No chance. How fast a hot cake can sell? I don't know. Was there ever a time where hotcakes are the hot seller? Yes.

I see them, but there's no way those are selling. Like hotcakes, whatever that means. Well, do you see these people wearing them? It's three people, Amy. I guess maybe that means three people want of hotcakes. I mean, I could see how some people would find those really fashionable. Okay. I mean, not me, really, but...

You good? Uh-huh. I mean, that's my file. All right. Bobby bones. Yeah. And that's a wrap for today. Amy, what's going on with you?

I got a friend in town, so hanging out with her and then. the kids and that's about it. Probably get into some trouble around town. Oh yeah. I saw this story online about Amsterdam. I've never been to Amsterdam. You know where it is?

Yes. I really don't. I think it's East. Yeah. No, it's another country, right? Yes, it's another country. So it's how the cops tell people get off the streets at dark because it's turned into mayhem at night. Whoa. That's scary.

Yeah. And so when it gets nighttime, because Amsterdam, you can do a lot of things there. Yeah. Like, like, And, and prostitution. Oh, really? That's legal. Like red light type.

So they're like, hey, when the lights go down, as Al Dean would say. So when it gets dark, like, hey, get off the streets because it's very dangerous. I did not know that. I was thinking, as is Amy's neighborhood. This is the rule of around where she lives, too. I know. Because it's mayhem out there. It does turn into mayhem.

Don't walk outside. You never know what to expect. Yeah, that's it. Sometimes you see a nice family with a couple strollers. and then the next thing you know, there's a shooting. Ooh. It's like Amsterdam. I like to keep it diverse.

Well, we're going to go. Thank you very much for hanging. I think Daniel Bradbury. No, no, no. She's on the show Friday. I think Maddie and Tay are coming to my house, right, tonight, to do a bobby cast for this week. Oh, so many girls.

Get confused. No. It's working, Amy. They're both on the show. Oh, it's working. Okay. Yeah, Daniel Bradbury comes in Friday. Maddie and whatever.

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