The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Morning Confessions + Dumb Debate Of The Day + Update On Mike D's Face Tattoo

Episode Date: August 6, 2018

Listeners call in to share their Monday Morning Confessions. The show debates whether or not to refrigerate a specific condiment. Also, Mike D tells what his girlfriend thinks about him getting a face tattoo. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let him out. Trams! Across America. This is the Bobby Bowles show. That's right. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Back for another day. Hope your weekend was good

Hope you got to run and play That's called freestyle You nailed it Thank you very much Go out of morning studio Morning! Morning! What do you want to do?

You want to play a game To start this thing off? Yep Okay This is the 90s edition of defining movie quotes For every year

Okay 90s So in 1990 This is the quote Keep the change A filthy animal What movie is that from? Home alone

That would have been the right answer Right By the way, let me say hi to everybody here. Amy, hello. Hello. Morgan number two, hello. Hello. Eddie, hello.

Still no lunchbox. Okay. So 1990. Where you were born Morgan number two? Ninety-three. All right. Amy. 1991.

Ready? Mm-hmm. Asta-la-vista, baby. Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator. Acceptable. It's written here. Terminator is acceptable. Thank you.

Terminator 2, but exactly. Oh, yeah. Eddie. Yep. Oh, sorry, Helene. Morgan number two. There's no way. This is before you were born. You can't handle the truth. I've heard that line of a guy. I have no idea what it is.

That's a few good men. I've never seen it. I know the quote, but I've never seen it. Yeah, like a long time ago. Eddie, 1993. You're killing me, Smalls. Oh, Sandlock. That's right.

Yeah. There you go. Amy, get busy living or get busy dying. This is Morgan Freeman in Shawshanker Dimpton Ooh Yes

She's good She's good Thank you Okay Morgan number two This is up your alley Here Okay

To infinity and beyond Oh that's Best Light here And Toy Story Ninety 95 It's Toy Story That's correct

Eddie Come on Show me The Money Oh I love this movie Jerry McGuire Ninety six Good

All right 1997 How do you like them apples Amy, 1987. How do you like them apples? Hold on. You like apples?

How do you like them apples? Goodwell hunting. Boom. Yeah, I got a number. Morgan number two. Now that's some high quality H2O. Now that's some high quality H2O. I'm trying to do the impression.

It's not that good. My impression is not that good, but go ahead. Finding Nemo. No. Do you know what it is? Yeah, Waterboy. It's a water boy. It's a water boy with Adam Sandler, yeah.

Oh, you kind of did something. I'm like I'm out. Nice Adam Sandler. Thank you. Lunch lady, ladies. Slop it, Slop it, slow. Slop it,

you wouldn't get that Morgan number two because your kid. Adam Sandler used to do music and it was a big deal back in the day. Huge deal, yes. Eddie, come on.

To tie Amy. Come on, come on. I see dead people. Ooh, oh. 1999. Sixth cents. Excuse me? I don't know.

Sixth sense. The sixth one. The sixth one. Like six. Sixth. You know what I'm saying? Why do you say it words so funny? Because it's not sixth.

It's sixth. Okay, the sixth sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're saying. Yes, come on, Bose. What do you mean? Oh, my goodness. There we go.

That's hard to do. What's that? Six with a TH. You guys didn't miss one, huh? No, no, we're good. It's our wheelhouse. What a way to start that. All right, time for a never going to get it early this morning.

On average, a teenager. visit seven stores before buying this. On average, a teenager visits seven stores before buying this. Never going to get it. Amy's puzzled over there. Doing this early on a Monday, get your brains going. Do you want to try to ruin it, Amy? You can.

Come on, Amy. Go ahead. Man, I hope they're really doing... Come on. Doing their research before that teenager buys their first car. Show me car. Oh, no. It's a Bobby Bones show

All right, here you go. You're never going to get it. A teenager will visit seven stores before buying this. Amy said a car. That was incorrect. Let's go to Eddie. Come on, I know why you said this, because you're a shoe boy. Oh, a pair of shoes.

It's going to be shoes. Let's go to Morgan number two. You're 24th. Pretty close to being a teenager. What do you got? A pair of jeans. Ooh. The answer is a prom dress.

Oh. Oh, duh. Yeah. I never had to deal with that. We as dudes got... Well, hold on. We got lucky. I'd have to buy a tuxedo.

You rented it. You rented it. You guys got the blank end of the stick, man. You need to go buy a dress. That stinks. Can you rent a dress, Amy? Yeah. Now you can.

Now you can. I think it is becoming more okay to, like, rent things. Not that ever wasn't okay, but people don't make a thing. I mean, because in prom, in high school, just like such a big deal. Well, also, the rent a runway. thing didn't exist. True. The technology didn't.

Oh my gosh. Imagine. Game changer. Morgan number two, did you buy your prom dress? Yep. Every year. Every year.

Wow. I only went once. These young kids, they go all the time. Wait, so, well, we had two proms. You did? Same prom, but 11th grade and 12th grade went to prom. Oh. 11th grade paid for it for the 12th graders.

And then, but you went to both. How many proms you go to, Morgan, number two? I had to, that were mine, but I was dating an older guy in my freshman sophomore year of high school. You went to four prom? Wow. Yeah. You were in ninth grade dating a senior?

Yeah. Wow. Okay. Jerry. Jerry. What did your parents think about that? He turned out to not be a gray guy. He's scooping up ninth graders.

What do you expect? Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. So at the time it was fine, but it didn't end gray. It was just not a good relationship. So he was 18 and you were like 14? 15, yeah.

Yeah. Huh. Were you like the popular girl? I don't want to say that because I dealt with bullying in high school a lot. Yeah, who didn't? But I was on the cheer team and I had a good group of friends. Hey, look at her. Wow, popular.

Dang. It's pretty cool. Dang. And then four proms, man. Four proms. I didn't even get asked to prom. Oh, Amy. I had to ask my date.

Did you? And I had to ask an ex-boyfriend because nobody asked me. So I went to ex-boyfriend who, was a year younger than me. So the opposite of Morgan number two. All the things. All the things. All the things.

Yes. It was so, looking back, I'm like, why did I even go? It was just so awkward. I should just not gone. You have to go. I mean, I guess so. But looking back, I would have just not gone. If I didn't care, I just cared too much back then.

But it was awful. Like, I had to drive. You care about dumb things when you're a kid. Right. So kids, if you're listening right now, don't care about dumb things. But I had to drive to my ex-warven's house because I wanted to do in person. And I want to be like, nobody has me to follow me. Did you say that?

He knew that, I mean, if I'm asking him to go to prom with me, he knows that nobody a migrate asked me. Maybe people were intimidated about you. Like, you're good luck. She's too pretty. No. I was not, no. Well.

Look at you now. Huh? Show them. I'm on the radio. So pretty. That's true. I don't know. I'm sorry to hear that, Amy.

It's okay. I asked a girl. Morgan went to four. I'm like, I barely went to a line. I asked a girl once. She went to church with me and I was like, hey. And I called. I never called her on the phone.

And I talked to for like 45 minutes because it just kept extending that I was going to ask her. And it was, we're talking about nothing. And I was very, and I was like, hey, by the way, do I go to prom? And so I was weird, right? So we go to prom and it was fine,

it was good. Had a big crush on her from church. And then she was going to her prom and then she didn't ask me back to go to her prom. So it was a pity yes, you think? Well, yeah, and I thought, oh, maybe she'll ask me to hers now

since I took her to mine. And then I didn't get asked back. I got turned down. You did? Lee heard. She turned me down. and she was so pretty too and I like, like you, I practiced

it for two weeks. You want to go with me? Are we the biggest group of dope ever? Yes. Except for Morgan Hempter. She went to 19 proms. Lunchbox isn't here,

but if he was, he'd be like, I was prom king. That's true. The Bobby Bowman Show. I'm going to bring in Hillary, our phone screener, so if you call her, you hear her with. Our 25-year-old phone screener. She answers when you call the show. Hillary!

Morning Hillary. Good morning. So you have a friend who's like ex-boyfriend still living with her? Yeah, they broke up three weeks ago and he won't move out. The dude's staying?

Yeah, he won't leave. What's that about? She's dropped hints. She's like, so, have you looked for anywhere to live? And he's like, well, kind of looked around a little bit and he won't leave.

Don't you just say, hey, you should move out if you're breaking up? You would think, like, it would be assumed. So I feel like it's as well. No assuming. No assuming. You got to tell them. So how long were they dating, do you know?

A couple years. I think maybe two years. But when did they break up? Three weeks ago. Oh, you said that three weeks ago. Mm-hmm. So you're saying don't like the drop the hidden stuff. No. You didn't drop the hint you were breaking up.

So you need to drop the hint that, hey, you got to go. Because I'm assuming the lease is in her name. Yeah, it's actually her family's like place and she's renting it from her family. So it's awkward because it's her place. What do you call it? Squatting? Yeah, for sure. for sure he's squatting

So, okay, I think Judge Cominthense comes into play here, okay? Welcome, everybody, all rise. So, they were together for two years? Yes. And he's been there three weeks and he won't move out.

He won't leave. This is what Judge Comincent would say if it were brought to my courtroom. I would say that he gets a month to figure it out, especially if she broke up with him. That's a long time, Judge. Why so much time?

Two years. And then again, think of having to find a place to live. Yeah, two years. Unless he did something like... That's what I'm saying. If she broke up with him, it just depends too. Like, what happened? What was it?

She broke up with him, but it wasn't like he cheated on her anything. It was just a... That's a kickout. It was just time. That's a kickout. Okay. So she broke up with him. A lot of relationships end.

In my case, all of them. And so... So far. So far. Oh, good one, Amy. There's hope. I think he gets a month because to find a place. place to live does take a couple weeks.

For sure. And the moving and the money. And I would say, she needs to say, hey, by this date, you've got to be gone. But the date's not today. Okay. So take that back and say, this is what Judge Kalman since said. Does anyone have any problem with that? How is he handling the breakup?

Is he stable? Sounds fine to me. That's what I'd be concerned about. You know, someone's, like, emotionally stable after the breakup and then they're, like, in your space. Like, that would be a lot. It's weird to live together. Yeah.

But then don't move in together if you're not ready to deal with the bad things that happen. Yeah. Can you imagine? Let me just let us what out. Or just burning the place down. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just another option? But let Hillary get all our stuff out first.

He's living there with you? No, I don't live there. Oh, yeah, they don't live there. Oh, no, no. I thought it was your roommate. I was like, wow, I had no idea your roommate and you were living with a guy. No, no, no, no, no. Definitely not.

Yeah, that's what I would say. If it were me, and I were the dude, I just wouldn't be able to impose on someone. I would just get my stuff when she was gone and go into someone else's house for a bit. But I think another week is the comfortable place. That's what I would say. It's a money and signing and it's a whole thing. One more week. Let her know as my Judge Comments

and said. Okay. I'll pass it along. Did you be like, who? Yeah. Hillary, how's your life, by the way? My life's going pretty well. Yeah. Doing good. What's good about it? I'm still breathing, so that's pretty good. My job's good. Wow.

She's thankful for life. I'm thankful for my life. Yeah. Are you a happy person? Like, generally? Yeah. I'd say I'm pretty happy. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you very much for sharing your story with us today. There she is. There's Hillary. If you call, she'll answer the phone. What are you going to say, Amy? I think that she, I don't know if we were questioning her happiness. I can confirm. I think Hillary is a really happy. Yeah. You heard it here first. Yeah. It confirmed. It is. Thank you, Hillary.

Our 25-year-old phone screener, she answers when you call the show, Hillary. The dumb debate of the morning. You ready for this? Ready. Morning showers or night showers? It's a good debate. Morning showers or night showers? You only get to pick one. The dumb debate of the day.

Amy? If I can only pick one, I'm going to go morning. Morning showers. Yeah. Why? Because then my whole day starts so fresh. The dumb debate of the day? Morgan number two, morning showers or night showers?

Night showers. Uh-huh. Eddie? Morning and only morning. Oh, wow, really? Unless like I'm really sweaty and dirty night. Yeah. It's morning because it wakes me up.

I go night. and only night. Really? In the evening. Well, yeah. Well, because I work out in the evening. Oh, well, you didn't factor in working out. I wasn't like, well.

But that's his life pattern. But I don't take one in the morning. Okay. Wow, you don't? Who has time to take a shower in the morning? I do. I took one this morning. I take one every morning.

This is me. Ready? Eyes open. Time don't go work. Wow. Turn on the TV. What's happened on the news? CNN Fox News.

MSNBC. Get on the internet. See the web. Oh, I'm like. Look at the clock. What I got a list? Yes. I'm more like, la la la la.

No wonder you don't need coffee. Turn the shower on. I really can't whistle, but I'm like, brushing my teeth in the shower maybe. My husband thinks it's so weird that I like to brush my teeth in the shower. That is kind of weird because isn't water getting your mouth in the shower head? Yeah, you spit it out. Yeah.

But that's grow. It's like hot water, not going through a filter. Oh, I need that. Swish, swish in my mouth, spit it up. I keep my floss, my toothbrush, my toothbrush. and my mouthwash in the shower. What? Oh, that's weird, Amy.

Why? It's over to the side. What's weird about it? I never heard anybody doing that. You brush your teeth with warm water? And my sister, she brushed it. Or do we grow up weird? Because my husband thinks it's the weirdest thing.

And sometimes I'll be in the shower. I mean, whatever. If he's in the bathroom, we're married. I'm just saying if he gets in the shower. And I'm brushing my teeth while he's in the beginning of the shower. He can't handle it. So wait. He's like,

he's taking a shower, but then you get in to brush your teeth? If I, no. That's a funny visual. What are you laughing at? Bobby thinks the only place

I can brush my teeth at the shower. No, I like do, like I get in, like he'll, if we're taking a shower, let's say,

okay, I know, I get what she's laughing. Oh, then I start brushing my teeth. Yeah, that's weird. He's like,

oh my gosh. Like, it's like, might as well be, he thinks it's so gross. It's like, okay, get out.

I'm not a big brush my teeth in the shower. My closet's in my shower, though. I get dressed and go to my clothes on me. That's not weird. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So there are these two people, Joe and Julie, they met when they were teenagers at church. Always had a little interest in each other, but nothing happened until they got reacquainted in their 30s. But even at that point, they just had so much going on in their lives, they never took the time to tie the knot, get married, make it happen. Well, now, 75 years old and 79 years old, they finally tied the knot. Yeah. He had some commitment issues, huh? No, no. One day, I guess, when things finally settled down.

What does that mean settled down, though? It said they were caring for family members that were sick and other ones. They had stuff going on work. Joe finally turned to Julie and said, you want to get married? And she laughed and said, yeah. I thought you'd never ask. So, in front of 200 loved ones who've waited a really long time to see this go down, they watch them say I do.

I got some commitment issues. A good friend, but you know where I tell me. That's going to be me and I tell me something good. You know, Bobby, 93. Saturday, finally, get married. Settle down. Yeah, settle down. Amy, you good?

I'm good. All right, that's tell me something good. Good work there. And good work to that couple. After all those years. Joe and Julie. 60 years they got married. That was Tell Me Something Good.

It's a Bobby Bones show Our video producer Eddie was talking about looking at one of our other people's Instagrams. I guess Hillary's, they're holding hands. Yeah, it's like an Insta story, and they were walking downtown, and her and all her girlfriends were holding hands when they were walking, I guess, downtown. I was like, is that a thing? Because I've seen girls do this before where they, like, just hold hands in a group. And I was like, why do they do that?

Well, she's 25. Yeah. Morgan number two, you're 24. You in the handholding group? I mean, if you're on downtown Broadway and you're trying to get through a bunch of people, you'll grab somebody's hand and be like, hey, keep up with me. Yeah. Hillary, what's the deal with you and your girlfriend's holding hands walking down the street at 25? Oh, my goodness.

We were walking through a crowded place. So that's what it is. Yes. Well, don't get sassy. I was just really curious about it. And I thought, too, maybe it's a security thing, like a bunch of creepy guys. So let's all hold hands. Don't separate.

Yes, because the other girl with us, she wasn't holding our hand. She took the picture. And right after that, a guy grabbed her. Grabbed her? Like grabbed her arm. Guys are such pigs. Hillary, our phone screener, says that she'll be on Instagram. It's a story, and dudes will hit you up all the time, right?

Yeah. They hit you up. And some of them, like, have girlfriends and their pictures. Get out. What if it's their sister? It's definitely their girlfriends. I can creep. Okay.

There goes that theory. So what do they say to you? They want to date me, and I'm very pretty. Even if they have a girlfriend? Yes. Yes. And does a guy think that... Yeah, yeah, good question.

If they have a girlfriend in a picture and they're hitting on you that you're going to be like, oh, that's cool. He's got a girlfriend, but he's still hitting on me. Because that means if he's with you, he's going to hit on somebody else. Right. Like, that's not a good look. It's untrustworthy. Right.

What are you going to say, Eddie? Well, I was thinking more, do guys really think that if they send a message to her and say, I think you're really cute? Like, something's going to happen because of that? Because, like, people say it to Morgan number two on Facebook all the time and Hillary and all the girls in the show, like, you're pretty. Like, you think they're going to be like, Oh, okay.

Maybe. Is that a thing? Would you guys go for? Does a guy ever slide in your DMs, Hillary? They do, but I don't ever write them back. No? Morgan number two, do you guys slide in your DMs? No.

Never. Really? It's really just girls. Oh, tell me more. What about me? What about it? Oh, ask her, ask her phones. Because I'm the 30, however old I am, 37-year-old, I don't get DMs?

No, but you have two kids. Nobody slides into my DMs? rude that's so rude I'm DMable ask her please Amy Right

Amy you have two kids They're the focus of your Instagram Yeah Do any dude slide to your DM? Yeah They do? Really? Just kidding Okay

Yeah I like this where page six goes out And when a celebrity walks out of their house They record them And they start seeing how much All their clothes cost And this isn't an award show

It's basically just him walking around on the sidewalk. Like going to run errands. Yeah, so they're going to Trader Joe's. And these are the clothes they're wearing. And this is Haley Baldwin, who is Justin Bieber's fiancé. Yep. This made her famous, huh? Oh, yeah, for sure.

I mean, she's obviously a Baldwin kid. I don't know if it's Alec or Steven. Oh, is it? I don't know that. I knew her from Drop the Mic on TBS. Nothing else. But this is like a real thing. Haley Baldwin here.

Haley Baldwin stepped out with new fiancé, Justin Bieber in NYC, wearing a gene queen look worth more. than $6,000. By the way, all of her clothes are cost over $6,000. Wow. Strolling hand in hand with her bow. The newly engaged model wore a matching Versace Logo Mania jacket and jeans combo worth $2,600.

So basically $3,000 for the jacket and jeans. Aldwen carried a $3,400 Fendi Pekaboo mini handbag as she and Bieber made their way to various New York hot spots. Kaylee completed her designer double denim look with $80. $80. Oh, she's like us. Oh, yeah. $80. I'm wearing $80.00 to do this right now.

Yeah, so her Fendi bag costs $3,300. Wow. Haley Baldwin. Here's another one of this. This is Haley Baldwin, Spotted in the Hamptons. A week earlier, Baldwin stopped for a pre-beach Starbucks run in the Hamptons, wearing a belly-bearing look worth of $1,365. Going for a run, by the way.

And basically $1,500 worth of clothes. She showed off her model bod in a $190,0, plural print top, and matching $225 skirt by Gani. While her main man Justin stayed with the car, Haley ran in four refreshments and sported a pair of Mew-Mew, faux fur, and Pearl Sandals, currently available for a cool $9.50. Sandals for $1,000. And faux fur, if I'm paying $1,000, I want that real chinchilla. You know what I mean? Yeah, but then you deal with Pita. Yeah, I don't care. I got enough money to fight, Pita if I'm buying $1,000 for shoes.

Yeah, that's my new favorite thing on the internet is judging celebrities. If I walked, Amy, do me. Oh, this would be great. Oh, Bobby's walking out. How let me get some music here. Do you got to do it in her accent? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is accent?

Yeah, well. Well, real fast. It's her pop culture accent. Go ahead. Ooh, Bobby Bones stepping out in a black zip-up hoodie. Retail value. Ooh, on the back, please turn. Says, trust your own madness.

That's right. You can get one for yourself for $30. He's also got a blue t-shirt underneath reppping his favorite grocery store, Piggly Wiggly. That's right. Yeah. You can find one for yourself at your local P. you for $10.

Yeah, maybe. And we are loving the camo pants. Let's see, are those joggers? Ooh, yep, they are. Cammo joggers. Oh, definitely showing off the booty. And you can also smack this for yourself for $40. Go and do the shoes.

The shoes are probably going to be what breaks the bank for bones. They always are. Can't see the brand. He likes to not show off the name brand. That's true. It rhymes with mezies. Oh, what up. Excuse me.

Those are yezies. You can probably find those for way too much money. They're faux-fermezies. Yes, thank you, Amy. What was the grand total? Grand total is 40 plus 30 plus 10. You do the math. Yeah.

Under 100. Yeah, yeah. The Bobby Bonn Show. Here's the dumb debate of the day. Do you put ketchup in the cabinet or the refrigerator? Now, think about it before you answer. I know. I know, too.

Write it down, because I don't want you guys all. affecting each other. Do you put ketchup in the cabinet or the refrigerator? We'll go all the way around the room. Everybody's in here? It's the dumb debate of the day. I like to get everybody around, gathered around the microphones, the dumb debate of the day. Amy, I'm going to start with you. You got a bottle of ketchup. You squirt it. Then you put it back. Where? In the fridge. In the fridge, she said. Okay. All right, Morgan number two. What do you think? Definitely in the fridge. In the fridge. Wow, two fringes. Okay, Eddie?

Come on, man. It's only one place to put it in the fridge. In the fridge. In the fridge. Wow. Mike D. Where do you put the... Road down in the fridge.

Wow. All you fridgers, huh? Ramundo, where do you put the fridge? Wow. Am I the only one that's going cabinet? Stop it. You're the only one going restaurant? Oh.

They leave it out. Okay, so, but here's the deal with restaurants. I leave it out. I mean, I don't leave it out. I put it back in the cabinet. Yeah. Okay. Restaurants go through ketchup, like, super fast.

Me too. There's a high turnover. Yeah, me too. Every day. Daily. Daily. More. Okay. That used to be me. And when I cut back on ketchup, I cut back on, like, I lost weight because like ketchup was like a carrier of food, so I'd eat more. But I think you should probably be putting it in the fridge. I don't really eat that much ketchup. That's exactly my point.

Yeah, thank you for saying that. Yeah. Put in the fridge, dude. Now you really need to put it in the fridge. I think I just leave it out and forget about it. I'm like, yeah, whatever. I was reading the internet poll and it's like 52 to 48, which we're not the same. Like, you guys are mostly all fridgers. And now I've been convinced, so we're all fridger. now. Oh, wow, good. Maybe just fridge shamed me. She did. Yeah, I know what that feels like. But yeah, ketchup goes in, according to you guys, the fridge.

Yeah. I wonder what lunchbox will put it. Ooh. I don't know. You had to guess. What's up with him? Anybody talk to him? Nope.

I have not talked to him the other day. What did he say? Said that he sleeps in intervals now. He can only get maybe two and a half hours of sleep. No, he told us that he was going to be sleeping the whole time. No, he said he's got to wake up. And he'll take care of the baby. he said he'll watch TV with the baby

because his wife has to pump all the time so she'll just sit with the pump and he'll sit with the kid. But he told us he was going to be getting all his naps the same. She isn't going to be taking care of all that. This baby was not going to change his life, he said. Yeah, is he still doing Yeager?

No. No, no. What about rec soccer? I wonder if he's hit up any games. Oh, he does put that on his Insta story. What? When he's playing rec soccer still? So he's still going? Oh yeah. Even with the baby? He's all sweaty. He's running with the baby? What do you call, Baby Jorn? Is that what it is?

Yeah. Well, no lunchbox here again today. We're kind of figuring out what's going on with him. He's just home. Apparently, waking up every two hours, like a normal good dad. Yeah, and he does diapers too. Yeah, he told us that wasn't gross to him. He says he does them every day.

Yeah. Eddie did not do diapers as his boys. I did about maybe five total? Nah, less than 10. Through two sons. Yeah. Ten. No, no, you're five.

We're going with five. You did five? Can we do five each? Because, I mean, just do 10. It makes me sound a little better. Amy, how do you feel about that? If your husband and you had two babies, he only changed five diapers for your entire baby. Yeah, I wouldn't feel very good about it at all.

Would you probably get divorced? Probably. Whoa, whoa, really? There was this one time where, like, you know, he had clearly pooped in his diaper and I was like, I'm not doing that. So what did you do? I just like, when my wife came home was like, oh my gosh, he's like he's got pooping his diaper. I'm like, oh, really? Like, for how many hours did you let him sit like that?

Like an hour. Eddie, that's so wrong. I would do it for myself. That was my whole mentality and the whole thing. Would I sit and poop for an hour? Sure. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good.

Back in the 80s, this guy named Mike was a 9-year-old kid. He's planted in his backyard. He was digging for treasure. He found a medal. So they went to a museum, him and his mom, and they identified it. And it said A.G. Hammond on it. Turns out it was a World War I Freedom Medal. Well, back in the 80s, for all the kids out there, they didn't have Facebook.

Hey, Morgan, number two, they didn't have Facebook back then. No. Can you imagine a time when they didn't have Facebook? No, I can't. It's crazy. So they waited, and he went back into the box recently, remembered the medal, put it on Facebook, and then 30 years later, his granddaughter said,

oh, that's my grandpa, and he gave her the medal. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Morgan Number 2, do you even remember not having Facebook in your life? No, I mean, as I started having kind of a memory is when I got a Facebook. Come on! Morgan Number 2 is 24 years old. Doesn't remember life without Facebook.

That's crazy. Well, that's a good news. That's called Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Monday, Monday. Na, nah, na, na, na, na, na.

I don't know, man. It's just like summer's over, kind of. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's over. It's over. All the things are happening right now. Amy with the Corny.

The Morning Corny. What do you call a pond filled with fake fish? What do you call? What do you call a pond filled with fake fish? A decoy pond. A decoy pond. Get it? Coy fish?

Yes. Come on. That was the morning corny. And there you have it. Another corny down. It's a Bobby Bone show. Janet in West Virginia. Good morning.

Good morning, Bobby. How are you? Good. What's happening with you? I am great. I am on my way to walk in Louisiana. Yeah? But I just wanted to call and say that you are such an inspiration to me and my 16-year-old granddaughter, who lives with me.

We listen to you every day. She listens to you on eye heart, and I listen to you every day on the way to work. We love your show. You've been such an inspiration to her. She has been a bullied child since second grade. She loves you. You're such an inspiration, and I just want to say. Thank you.

Well, that's very kind of you. Are you raising her? I am. How about that? You know, my grandma raised me too. That's a lot to say about you for stepping in and doing that because I look back now, my grandma, she didn't have to jump in it. My grandma adopted me, too.

So she definitely didn't have to do that. And I look back and appreciate it so much more now. And so how's the relationship with you two? Good? We have a great relationship. Yesterday was a sweet 16th birthday. And, you know, we actually talked about you yesterday at her birthday. We had a little birthday celebration yesterday because I had to work.

And we talked about you last night at her party. So what's she like? She's 16-year-old. What's she like? She's a great girl. She has a big hind heart. She loves everybody. And she would give you the shirt off her back.

She's just a great kid. She does great in school. She, you know, she's just, she's my sunshine. Well, let me ask you this question. What could I do? What could I get her as a birthday gift and send it to you that she would think was cool? You know what? She would love to get your book.

Well, that's easy. Come on. That's free. Come on. I will do that for sure. What could I do, though? Because I'm a little moved by this. What could I get her that she would really appreciate and enjoy?

I'll send her a little note, a little something. A little note from you would be great. I mean, she was my old guy. She loves you. Just wish her a happy birthday on the radio. would be great because when she gets up this morning and she listens to your show today, she's going to hear me talking to you. That's just going to be the biggest thing ever.

If you just wish her a happy birthday, she would love that. Okay, I'm going to send her something anyway, Janet. You won't tell me that. You won't tell me, that's okay. Does she have any hobbies? Just give me that. What's her hobby? Yeah.

She loves to read. She loves to what? We've been looking for your book and we cannot find your book. Okay, I'll tell you what, I will send you both books. Both books I've written, write notes in them, and tell her. her that, happy birthday. What's her name?

Her name's Brianna. Brianna. Happy birthday, Brianna. And thank you for calling. I'm going to put you on hold, though, so don't hang up. I've got to get your information. Okay.

Thank you, Bob. Hey, and what you're doing is awesome. Like, don't lose sight and that you're now the mom. And that's a really, really, really tough place to be. And she's really, if she doesn't appreciate it now, I'm sure she does. She's really going to appreciate it later because,

you know, as a kid you really can't see the forest from the tree so much. You just know what's in front of you. So you're really doing great work. So I also thank you. Thank you, Bobby. All right, hold on. Don't hang out. There we go.

The Bobby Bones show. Time now for Monday morning confessions. Let's go over and talk to Carissa. Hey, Carissa in Alabama. Hi. How are y'all this morning? We're really good. How are you this morning?

I'm doing great on my way to work. Well, tell me something here. Well, whenever me and my husband, we're getting ready to go through our divorce and all, I went and was packing all my stuff to move out, and I went and took his favorite Miami toothbrush, and I scrubbed the toilet with it. What? My goodness, ma'am. What? And I never, ever even told him, so he usually listens to y'all, so he'll probably find out this morning.

Oh, great. So in your heart, what were you proving with that? It was really just getting back at him for all he had done to me. I tell you, those toothbrush ones are tough for me, because I tell you, those toothbrush ones are tough for me, because I'm such a germaphobe. It's so tough for me to go, what if I have brushed my teeth with someone's poop? Yeah, because that's what that is. How do you feel about yourself right now, Chris?

Do you feel like that was still justified, like, worth it? Do you wish you wouldn't have done it? Oh, I probably would do it again. You would do it again. Well, I say one thing about you. You hold true to your convictions. That's so gross. It leaves a bad taste of your mouth.

Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Oh, man, that's a tough one right there. Let me do one more. Hey, Tasha in Arkansas, Monday morning confessions. Yes, I actually lie to my children. When they act up or act bad or something happens in the house, I actually tell them that there are cameras in all the light bulbs at the house.

So I'll tell them, well, I'll just go check the cameras, and they always end up tattling on themselves. Like a casino. Yeah, that's pretty much. Like security in our house. Cameras on all the things. Wow, that's a good idea. It's actually a good one.

Oh, look at you too. I like that. I like that. What? Right. Taking a note. I might steal that one. Hey, well, thank you for the call.

I appreciate it. Where do you live in Arkansas? Um, Hot Springs. You know, that's my town. I know. That's what I told them. Yeah, that's my town. Well, hey, thank you very much.

Hopefully I'll see you soon. All right. See you soon, cousin Tasha? Yeah, it's probably your cousin. Oh, is that right? Oh, Amy. What? What?

Is that right, Anne. You can't make that joke, Amy? You can't make that joke. Isn't that crazy? It is crazy. First Monday in August? Mm-hmm. Next thing you know, happy new year.

Yeah. Next thing you know, everybody's making resolutions again. That's right. Seriously, though. Yeah, and then think of all the resolutions you made early this year. Oh, yeah. They were gone. Oh, they were gone.

Gone by February. Right? Yeah. It's not even, did you hold them. Do you even remember your resolution? Yeah. That was going to eat healthy. And then, like, the middle of February, done again.

You're too vague and too wide with your resolution. Oh, I got to narrow it down. Yeah, any goal, you have to go. baby step. You can't go. My goal is to be a better human. What does that mean? What does eat healthier mean?

So like eat healthy example, I would just say no pizza. For a time period. I would say no pizza for 45 days. And if you meet it and you decide you want to further that goal, great. If you want to reward yourself a little pizza, you can. I'm going to try to go all year next year. With no pizza? We're not already making resolutions for next year.

This is dumb. This is not what we're doing now. Morgan number two, do you remember your resolution from last year? It was to walk my dog at least 30 minutes every day. And have you done that? No. Amy? I didn't make one.

And you know what my resolution was to not make a resolution? Oh, you didn't make one either? Mine was, that was a very busy time for me. I think I had just gotten kids. Oh. Yeah, no. Mine was to like figure out of you alive. I like to set new goals around November because you do November and December and then by the time it comes to January,

everybody's living the new goal life and it's even easier to kind of slide back into those roles. I mean? Anyway, it's August. All that for it's August. Here we are. So they came out with the list of the top 100 songs of all time on the Billboard chart. Yeah. So the Ha 100 list debuted in 1958.

So we're looking at a pretty good sample of popular music, all the things. These are the top 10 songs of all time. They calculated it by chart performance because the methodology has changed a bit. So again, if a movie makes $10 in 1900, it's actually worth $100,000. something like that. Okay. So here we go. Top 10 songs of all time.

Amy, do you know this song? That's right. At number 10, Physical by Olivia Newton-John. The year is 1981. Now, I know you were born in 1981. Yes. But I know this video from YouTube

where she's all dressed in... She's dressed in Leotard. At number nine. Ed Shearin, Shape of You. Okay. Macarena at 8. I don't know. think people know how big this song was. It was huge. And I was a teenager because it came out in

1996. But holy crap. Everybody was doing the macarena at every place. And now the kids are singing it because it was just a hotel Transylvania 3. Oh, was it? Do you know the dance join? One, two, three, no. That's a three of you guys out, then your hands out, then your hands over. And then cross and then hips. Yep, then shake it. Then turn. Yeah. Yeah, and you thought you were cool when you did it. Yeah. When I learned it, I was like, I'm the jam. Just now I sort of did it and felt cool.

Los Del Rio, number eight. Black I P's, I got a feeling at seven. Biggest songs on the Hot 100 list ever. Number six, party rock anthem. That's a good one, huh? Top five songs. Now we're at Leanne Rhymes at number five. How do I live?

Uptown Funk at four. Which, by the way, isn't a Bruno Mars song. It's not? Oh. It's Mark Ronson. Wow. It's like when a DJ mixes this song like Calvin Harrison, and has a girl sing on it. That's what this is.

It's a Mark Ronson song. But everyone, it's like a Bruno song in their mind. Yeah, funny? Yeah, I thought it was Bruno. Amy, can you name this song? The number three song. There's a tuck boat. Down by the river, don't you know?

Where a cement bag Third biggest song of all time 1959 Oh that cement is just It's there for the weight I feel like I have something in my head He's about to say Get your 10 old Mackey's

Back in town That oh the, no I don't know Eddie, do you know it? No Mac the Knife by Bobby Darren At number three 1959 Number two, Amy

Can you name this one? Santana Smooth Oh Rob Thomas Yeah Another song That this is Santana But Sam that doesn't sing

Rob Thomas sings the whole song So it's two Two songs in the list Smooth 1999 Yeah Give me your heart Make it real

Oh let's forget about it That's a jam This is number what Two Two Any guesses on what number one is Yeah I have a guess Thriller.

Oh, good guess. The song's older. Okay. Body like a back road. No, it's old. It's old. I'm just kidding. Older.

Something by the Beatles? No, the year's in 1960. Oldest? The guy comes out and he launches a dance. And everybody's doing the dance. The twist. The twist. Chubby Checker.

This is our grandparents' mockery. Because there wasn't a lot to it. That's the key. You just move your hips and you feel like you're part of the group. It's all about inclusion. Everybody likes to feel included. And then that song was such a hit, what they used to do back then.

He had a second song called Twist Again, which was the same song, except, let's twist again like we did last summer. Oh, let's twist again like we did last year. And so it was the same song. Yeah. And it was a hit too because people loved it so much. That's why we all keep waiting for Despacito 2.

Come on. Despacito 2. I guess it would be Dos. Despacito dos There you go This is the top Top 10 songs of all time According to Billboard magazine

Anything you'd like to put on the list, Amy Man I don't even know where like Taylor Swift our song is No No No

George Stray Amarillo by Morning There weren't really any country songs Oh okay Oh Brands and low places went on there Randy Travis Forever and Every Amen

I mean I mean, you can say how do I live, but that was a huge pop song, you know? Yeah. If I were going to put something on the list, hmm, I probably put like Brett Young Mercy. Mercy. Because if you're going to take my heart and just take it. It might make the list at some point. Man, come on.

If you're going to break my heart. I love this song. I'm going to take your shot. Then take it. Take it. Or maybe the middle. Oh, baby Why don't you just

Meet me in the middle That still is Jan comes on Turn it up It's time for the good news Tell me something good Over to Morgan number two So Rick Allen fell While he was on a hike by himself

In the Himalayas And some people were worried about him And decided to put a drone up in the air To find him And the drone found him And saw that he was injured So the other climbers went up To save him, gave him some food

and got him warm and he's okay. How about those drones? Yeah. Going places that we can't go faster than we can get there. It's amazing. I need to get me one. I want to go hiking alone in the Himalayas.

You know, that doesn't sound good. Hiking the Himalayas does, but hiking alone in the Himalayas, that sounds like a lot. Yeah. Good thing for drones. Yeah, good thing for drones. You know, drones, if people are drowning,

they've been able to fly life preservers out to people and drop them. I love it. They're also spying on us. Yeah. And they're also delivering pizzas, I think, right? We're working on it, at least.

Sometimes. So I like that, though. That drone saved that dude's life. And that's Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go.

I'm a Transmit. Let's talk to Mike D for one second. Mike D writes a lot of our games. Mike D has now his top three Netflix shows of the year. Is that right? Yeah. You just watched The staircase. I did.

And I said, hey, the first episode was kind of sucky. Yeah, I stopped him to the first one initially. Yeah, we talked about that because we both gave up. It's definitely like a snoozer. Yeah, and I was like, I said, trust me. Yeah. I don't say that often. I said, trust me.

Get back into the show. So you watch the second episode, it was pretty good. Yeah. And then around episode three, it picked up, but it was really good. Right? Yeah. Wasn't the staircase a fantastic show overall? Fantastic.

Really good. It's so tough. Eddie, did you watch it? No, but can I just start it at three then? No, you have to. I have to watch it. It's Lucky Charms, man. You got to eat the oats before you get to the marshmallows.

Okay. And it's oats galore. Because that first episode Two episodes You just think to yourself It's never going to get good Oh man But man it does

Okay So what Mike D has here is The top three Netflix show Of the year According to you Right Mike D is a 27 year old guy Where's all black

Likes punk rock Want's a face tattoo He has a post Malone Yeah Currently has this first ever girlfriend She's giving him Some background here You know Mike D's skateboards

I just found out Yeah Are you pretty good or no No not really But you do enough I can go on Hit it and do a couple tricks. That's about it.

All right. At number three on your best Netflix shows of the year, MIT. I went with the staircase. The staircase. There is. Very good. All right. That's a lot.

It's a lot. Number two. Oh, it's season two of glow. Yeah, it's pretty good, huh? Yeah, I like a lot. Amy, did you watch Glow season one? No, I've never seen it because you told me it probably wasn't my thing. Glow.

It's probably not. Yeah. Only because you now have kids and your time is so divided. Right. That if you only get one thing, I don't think this is it. Which I appreciate that. but I did really like it. What's a quick synopsis on that?

It's based on the true story of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling back in the 80s, the female wrestling. Okay, got it. But it's a scripted show. It's kind of funny. It's only like 23-minute episodes. Okay. But it's good. Yeah, yeah.

And the number one show on Netflix this year, Mike D. Evil Genius. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Amy, watch that one? Yeah. What is your synopsis of evil genius? Oh, man, that was just crazy.

The whole, what happened with him and how the mass. her mind behind it and what she was crazy well so okay here's the here's the point thanks for telling us all that yeah yeah the guy goes into a bank with a bomb around his neck and he robs the bank and it's not a spoiler but the cops are going okay that's not real or if it is real you're the one that put it there well then the bomb goes off and blows them up and you're going wait a minute what just happened and so it's it's a docu-series on Netflix yeah Amy what's how would you describe it was crazy Bobby, okay, back up.

So give me the synopsis of the show. Okay, back up. You get on to me a lot for spoiling things. So, like, I get nervous about what I should say and what I shouldn't say. So what, you're getting on to me for getting onto you for spoiling things? Man, she turns up around quick. Is that a deflection? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Mike D, thank you very much. I just... I don't disagree with any of those picks. I think they're all fantastic. But what about Wild Wild Country? Oh, it's a good one. That's good, too.

Yeah. But he only had three, Amy. But are we just getting old? We think all the real stuff's good. All the old documentaries on real life stuff. Morgan number two, you're 24. Do you think those shows are good or no? No, honestly, I like to watch the feel good stuff.

The comedies, rom-coms. I don't really watch the serious stuff. There's some rom-com in Wild Wild Wild Country. No. No. It isn't. Zero. Wild Wild Wild Country is a show a documentary about this group that took over in Oregon. Yeah.

And they bought hundreds and hundreds of thousands of acres of land. And they built their own basically country in America. Basically trying to take over the state. It's unbelievable. Yeah, watch that. Mike D. Thank you very much. The Bobby Bone Show.

Our phone screener, Hillary, is in the studio right now. She left the phones and walked in this room. Our 25-year-old phone screener, she answers when you call the show, Hillary. Hi, Hillary. Good morning. Good morning. Hillary was asking me a dating scenario. So this happened to one of your friends.

Yeah. So what happened? They went on a first date, and the guy told her that he has baby. fever. Like he wants to have a kid ASAP. Okay, first of all, it's kind of weird that the guy would lead with that. So, but what's the question? Is it weird to bring that up on a first date? So my theory is honesty is never bad.

It could be weird, but honesty is never a bad thing. If he has baby fever, at some point it's going to be addressed, maybe he has it so much, he just wants her to know. Like, it is weird, yes. But I don't think that it's wrong. I just don't think honesty's wrong. It can be uncomfortable. It can be weird.

I just don't, even if it's you. Let's say you and I go on a date and you're like, hey, listen, I really would just want to get married and have kids as soon as possible. Girls probably shouldn't say that on first date. But here's what I'm saying, though. In my heart, I'm going to go. Oh, I don't think this is for me the situation, but I know immediately. And to have that honesty, lets me decide quickly if it's for me or if it's for not. Because she might be like, oh, I never ever wanted kids, so let's just stop wasting our time.

Was it weird to your friend? Yeah, a little bit. And so she don't want to date him anymore? They have a second date coming up just to see how it goes. To have a baby. Yeah. Yeah. So you always bring in these stories about your friends.

Why aren't you out there dating anybody? I mean, I don't really have anybody to date. You've only one on how many dates in your life? Two. Two dates ever. Yes. Huh. But you're not even trying.

I mean, I don't really know how to try. Like, I go places. Why don't you let Morgan number two hook you up? Okay, because she wants me to do the dating apps. Okay, what's wrong with that? For me. Remember you said it's not for you. It's not for me.

But I got on and gave it a try. I just, it's not for me. I tell you my story? Which one? The girl on Bumble? I don't think so. So I get on and so I'm only on for a second and but I do get on because I'm like why would I not try something? What a hypocrite I am to tell others to try other things but when I'm not trying things.

And so Morgan number two and I, she's like a little secret agent. She's like searching everybody's Instagram profile like finding them even if they're not linked. And so I get on Bumble and I'm like, oh, there's a match. I only had like two matches, right? I'm not Mr. Match match match. No one wants to hang out with your boy here. That's okay. So we match up and it's like, hey, we should get together.

And I go on what Morgan finds her page and I go and I start looking through who she follows. Oh, I know this story personally. Have you not said it on air? No. Okay. And so I saw that she followed Amy. Oh, I didn't know this story. But she actually said she didn't know anything about the show, didn't know about what I did anything.

Oh, no. But I thought, how do you follow Amy? But you can just say you listen to the show. I'd be like, okay, cool. Because honesty. Yeah, be honest. And then she follows Amy, but she doesn't know anything about the show. And then I go look again like two days later and she doesn't follow Amy anymore.

Oh, no. That just... Well, so that's my assumption. Yeah. Is that she was cleaning it out? Now, is that Morgan number two, what do you think? Is that wrong on me to think that? No, I think it's totally fair.

Is it too stalker of me to go look into who she follows? No, I mean, that's a legitimate thing for you to know. You just want to know if they listen to the show. You're not holding it against them. Because she did not listen to the show. I didn't even ask her. I don't even care. First of all, she's like, let's just see what's up.

Right. But she definitely played like she knew nothing about you. I felt like I was being misled. For all she knows, you could be an athlete. Yeah, certainly that. An accountant. But yeah, that's that situation. So I said, I think I'm not going to do this anymore.

She kind of like, oh, you're in radio? Oh, okay. She was like, what's that? Huh, interesting. That's radio. A show? Did you guys do like Lone Ranger? Is it?

Hillary, I tried it. I think you should let Morgan number two who you trust set you up with someone. That's why I'm thinking. What do I know? But you can't whine about it if you're not. She doesn't whine. She doesn't whine about it. She really doesn't whine about it.

She goes, I don't know how to. She did. She said no, but then she continued with the wine. It's tricky because I'm with her. I like the whole traditional way of it. I know, but I like the thinking process that she's still young and she's trying the old school way. But really, how does she find a dude? That's right.

Gosh, that's tough now. Well, people meet people at grocery stores. She doesn't meet anybody ever. I know. And she's like really sweet and smart and pretty. Why not open your options up? You're 25 years old. I don't know.

I just, it makes me uncomfortable. You know what life is? It's all about being uncomfortable and then figuring out how to make it comfortable and make it awesome. It's not uncomfortable. It's not awesome. What in your life has ever been awesome that hasn't been uncomfortable at the start? What? Anything? Anything. Having a baby? Is that uncomfortable?

That was very uncomfortable at the start? That's right. What about the Yes, very uncomfortable? Yeah. Living with your wife the first time. Very uncomfortable. I started working here. It's uncomfortable. Everything's uncomfortable. You got me, man. Thank you. You got me on that one. But Hillary, you do you. You know what? Who am I? Thank you. Yeah, yeah. You just do whatever makes you happy. Except for. My advice would be to let Morgan number two try to set you up.

You trust her. You got the friends, right? Yeah. Does Morgan number two, does your boyfriend have a friend? I mean... Yeah, they can meet organically. Yeah. Double dates.

We tried that. His friends are a little rowdy still. They need to grow up a little bit. Oh. But is her boyfriend even real? That's a question. All right, Hillary, thank you for the story. Hillary, I'm helping you.

I'm going to help you on this dating thing. Tell your friend that it might be weird, but it's not wrong. Okay. Okay? That sounds so crazy Have you used that line before I was weird This may sound weird

But it's not wrong You can like use that This may feel weird But it's not wrong Yeah no I want to talk to Mike D A.K.A. Magic Mike A.k.a. Prison Mike

A.k.a. Mike Sharona So Mike D writes a lot of our games here on the show. He has a girlfriend. You guys have been together officially how long? Three months. Three months. Wow. This first ever girlfriend. He's 27 years old. Now, you're her first ever boyfriend. Correct. And she is. How old?

24. How does she feel about being talked about on the radio? I don't think she minds it. Interesting. He doesn't think she minds it. And you guys mostly talk on FaceTime. Yeah. Yeah. She lives in Austin, Texas, and you live in Nashville. So that's tough. It is. But he's kind of just wading into the relationship thing.

True. See it back once every three months? Slowly but surely, you know what I mean? So, Mike D wanted to get a face tattoo. Remember this story from last week? How could we not? Yeah, because Post Malone's it Mike D's favorite. And you approached your girlfriend about this?

Yeah. What she said? Not having it. Now, my question is, you've only been dating three months. Are you going to let her dictate a tattoo? I would let her influence the decision, but I don't think I would, I would still go if I wanted to do it. I would do it now? Lean in towards no.

See? Oh, man. That's her, though. Yeah, because she said no. Because you were leaning toward yes. I was. I was thinking that if he was really serious about it, he could just put a Sharpie on his face and test it out, see how you feel.

Like FaceTime her and be like, hey, what's up? So she says no tattoo, so you're not doing tattoo, huh? No. Oh, wow. I was just like warming up to the idea. Were you? Yeah. Amy spent all weekend really like, okay, I see it.

I really hadn't thinking about it. The whole Sharpie thing came to mind because that's, That's a good way to test it out. How do you feel about his girlfriend of three months? They've only hung out a few times telling him, eh, not really my thing. She's giving her opinion. It's up to him if he has to decide how much weight he's going to put into that.

She obviously means a lot to him if he's willing to take a new girlfriend and not do something he was really thinking about doing. How do you feel about that? Well, she said it was too edgy for me, so. Wow. Edgy now for punk rock, Mike? No, no such thing. The guy wears all black. Come on.

He goes in mosh pits. His hair is crazy and spiking. Listen, now I'm encouraging you to do it on both sides now. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it.

So no face tattoo. No face tattoo. If you break up with her, where you get one? Maybe. All right. Oh, gosh. Now we're on. It's not the voice.

The Bobby Bonds show. Our producer Eddie has a couple kids. Two boys. How old are they? Ten-year-old and a four-year-old. So who did you take to see Hotel Transylvania 3? Both of them. Oh, yeah?

I did. Here's a movie review from the boys. We just want to go see... Hotel Transylvania 3. Yeah, that's it. Hotel Transylvania 3. Okay, what's the theme of this movie? Love on a boat.

Okay, so what's the point? What happens in the movie? The monsters go on a cruise, and when they're out there, Dracula finds a zing. What's a zing? It's love at, like, love at first sight. But for monsters? Yeah. What do you know about love?

It's weird. Okay. Who does the voice for Dracula? Adam Sandler? Did you know Adam Sandler was on Saturday Live? No. Yeah. Like, Adam Sandler was cool when I was young.

That's cool? Out of five Frankensteins, what do you give it? Five. How long was the movie? Like one hour and 37 minutes. Oh, like one hour on 37 minutes. What's the next movie you're looking forward to? Oh, I know it.

Oh, yeah. Woody the Pooh. This kid, he loves his movie. And he loves times of the movies. He wants to know exactly how long it is. There you go. Hotel Transylvania 3. Amy, you going to be seeing that one soon? Yeah, probably. My kids love one and two.

Well, I've got five Frankenstein. So calm down. Get your bones on Bobby Bones Show. Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening. You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones Show on demand on IHart Radio. Search Bobby Bones show on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing.

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