The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Morning Confessions: Lunchbox Clipped His Neighbors Roses + One Name Celebrity Draft + Bobby’s Top 5 Best Smelling Country Artists

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

Listeners left voicemails to confess their secrets. Lunchbox confesses to clipping his neighbors roses for Mother’s Day. We drafted our favorite celebrities that only go by one name. You can vote now at www.bobbybones.com. Plus, Bobby reveals his top five list of best smelling country artists! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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can you date someone you babysat back in the day? And I'll read that email tomorrow. But it's an interesting question. And it's not on the voicemail where I asked that question, but if you're listening to this on the podcast and you want to hit that up and give us your response to that, call 877-Bobby and leave a message up there. I think I ask about hypnosis and some other stuff

on the voicemail line today. But if you want to hit us up and the question is, can you date someone you babysat? that's the email. I'm 30 years old. I want to see what your thoughts and advice in the situation where it's what she writes. Anyway, that's something we'll do on tomorrow's show. So I'm going to save that there. I got a few other voicemails I'll play. We got a couple left here, Mike, right? That didn't get to. This is Carolyn from Maryland. Oh wow, Carolyn from Maryland. That's interesting. Go ahead. Hi, Bobby. Morning Studios. I was wondering if you and Eddie were going to do a raging idiot's live

Instagram show. We would love to hear it. We've seen you in concert before and we loved it. So thanks guys. We're not, frankly. I mean, we're not best consumed you watching a bad sounding live stream with no audience. That's the truth. Yeah, like we need people to be there and laugh. And, you know, when Eddie and I go out and do our comedy and our comedy music, it's about the experience. We're not going to win any big singing awards. But, you know, and especially how people are playing now under their phones. They're just sitting. The most awkward thing is to watch someone's Instagram live when they're doing a two-person,

like there's an interview on an artist playing, and to watch the person who's just watching the artist play. Because it's a split. Amy, are you following me? Like on Instagram Live, if two people are on, the screen is split in half, right? From up to down? Yeah. And then if, let's say, a radio station is interviewing an artist.

Like, I was watching a Tenil Town, so I think it's just such a great artist. she was playing, but she's only in the bottom half of the screen, and the guy from another radio station who was in her was just staring at the screen. And it's hard to look cool in his shoes. If I were in the situation, what I would recommend people to do is when they play, take a piece of paper and write,

this is Tenele Towns playing in her Instagram name, and then cover up your part of the phone with the camera. So when people tune in, they can see her playing, and we don't have to watch you stare at her play. Because that's awkward. That's honestly why I don't do it. in a bit. And then secondly, these artists that are playing without any sort of equipment, it just doesn't sound good even if they are really good. So, but no, we're not,

because we sound bad even with great equipment. So thank you for that. That's very kind of you. You know, excited to, you know, I was talking to Dustin Lynch. I did the Grand Ole Opry this weekend, and Dustin and I were talking before the show a little bit. And he hasn't been able to tour, obviously. And Eddie and I haven't been able to tour. And Dustin was going, man, you know, I need to make some new music because even though we just put out a record in February, it's going to be old by the time quarantine's over. And it was, I told him, man, when you guys have to go out on the road, artists are going to be doing shows on Tuesday nights now. It's going to be, whenever it is finally opened, you're going to have a bunch of artists going, man, I got to get some shows under my

bill. I got to pay the rent, pay the mortgage, you know? So you're going to see more shows and more live events happening probably once it's like an all clear all the time. How do you think about that? Amy, do you think about that theory? I mean, I guess I can see that happening because I think capacity is just not going to be either what it is. Like a big, like you'll have a certain amount of people that may go out on a Monday or a Tuesday. Whereas don't they do it on the weekends because that's when most people go out? Well, country music tours are mostly Friday, Saturdays, sometimes Thursday. Yeah, I mean, there's that angle too.

Like you're saying, I think they just are going to want to book shows to make money. But also they'll probably get the right amount of people that would come. Yeah, like there's no way they can work as many. Yeah, that's good. It's a good point too. We talked about that. We talked about how many people are moving. I saw an article about, because Dustin lives in the country,

has his own little spot of land, and how a lot of people are going, oh, I can work from home with my job. I'm going to just move out of the city then. And so a lot of people are looking at moving a little more country. So, yeah, I don't know my whole point. Oh, it was just the Instagram stuff. But that was the voicemail.

I got one more voicemail. this is from Joe. Hey guys, hey Bobby. My wife didn't originally like the show, but she was driving one day and called me and said, you want her over because you were singing. I think it was a queen song or something.

You want her over since then and she loves the show. Interesting. I wonder if I was, because sometimes I'll sing songs, but I wonder if it was the guy who was Freddie Mercury in the movie. Yeah, Mark Martel.

Yeah, she just thought I was the guy singing. She's like, Bobby's really good. Yeah. Either way, I appreciate that. So again, thanks for the voicemails. You can always call 877 Bobby. Mike D has an interesting podcast on movie Mike's movie podcast. It's good movies with bad endings.

Yeah. Which I couldn't think of any until I saw your list. Are these the ones on your podcast you're going to read? Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Okay. Can I bring the Titanic one up? Yeah. I think that it's a fine ending.

That's a good ending. dies. People hate it. Because he probably could have fit on the door. That's what they say. Or also at the very in where she throws the diamond back into the ocean. They hate that too. Maybe that was some sort of closure for her.

And that's what people responded. That was the biggest one. Yeah, that was like the biggest one. Interesting. I never hated the ending. I didn't understand it. And I remember early going, hey, why can I just get on the door with you? But, okay. What's another one they mentioned? I am legend. Oh.

I thought it was an excellent ending. It's not the ending people wanted. Maybe that's what it is. People just don't like how things end. Yeah, well, I think there's a difference of something being bad or like ruining a movie to where you just don't agree with it or don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know if we, I mean, I Am Legend's over 10 years old. Yeah, 2007. Can we spoil that? Yeah, I think over 10 years is fine. Group consensus, can we tell the ending I am legend? Yeah, I don't even think I know it, so just tell me. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's Will Smith, basically fighting a pandemic.

And, yeah, and at the end, doesn't he kill himself? Yeah, just to get the cure out. Oh, wow. And they don't like that? That sounds like a cool ending. It's like someone giving up themselves for the greater good. Yeah, I love that. And my thing, too, is like, if you're writing a script, why not make it the craziest ending ever?

Well, because people will get pissed. I mean, it's like Game of Thrones. I didn't personally like, I mean, I liked the ending, but I didn't think it was the best ending for that. show. And that one had an alternative ending too. It did. They shot multiple. I liked it selfishly. But I could go where I thought that, and I don't know if this is true or not, I thought, man, people are going to not like this ending so much. It's going to affect how people rewatch the show. Because you know how people will still watch Breaking Bad. People will go back at it and watch the wire you know for the first time. I don't know if the end of that show will affect people going back

and starting that show from the beginning now. What are your thoughts on that? I mean, people I think it's still worth watching. I don't think that it holds us back on it. I do too. It's worth it. I do too. I thought it was fantastic. What's another one on there?

Castaway. Okay. Here's why I didn't mind that ending. Sometimes life doesn't have a perfect tied up ending. Like at the end of Castaway, how long has this movie been out? Came out in 2000. 2000. Okay.

20 years. Yeah. He freaking just gets off the island and comes back home and there's nowhere to go. He's just like, which way do I go? Which way? brings the package back. That's how life is. Sometimes.

Okay, what else you got? And signs. Oh, that was one. I think people thought that it was too simple. Yeah. Because you went through this whole alien movie. And it turns out they're just allergic to water, basically. There's no greater meaning.

They're just allergic to water. That's funny. Yeah. Any other ones over there? That's all of them. Okay. And I'm not going to reveal this movie because it's too early. to spoil it, to spoil it. But the dance movie I liked.

La La Land. La Land. A lot of people didn't like that ending. I felt it was a perfect ending. I even liked the movie a lot. I thought the movie was great. Some people, you know, they're not into musicals. And I didn't think I was either, but man, I loved that.

Maybe you like musicals, bones, because you like Coco, you like La La Land and you like, what's the other one? Oh, Oklahoma now. Well, that's later on the show. Thanks for spoiling it, Eddie. Oh, speaking of spoilers. Yeah. I got a regular old Amy over there.

Spoiling stuff. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked La La Land. I loved the ending. Amy, did you watch La La Land? I did not. And I don't want to.

Oh, oh. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Amy. No. I don't want to watch it. I don't. Nothing about me wants to.

What is it? What could she not like about it, though? She doesn't like that they're singing and dancing and people being happy. and smiles. Yeah, you know, all the good stuff. That's not true. Wow, okay.

Yeah, yeah. She only likes Ozark and Mexican drug gangs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, check out that podcast, Mike D does. Search movie Mike. You'll hear this. He has so many interesting ideas and thoughts

and even questions about movies. There's another episode. I don't know how far back it was, but it was the actors who didn't like each other. I thought it was? They didn't like each other on set or behind the scenes. That's so interesting to me.

That's so interesting. Okay, okay. Check out Movie Mike's movie podcast. Amy, your kids are going to, is there still summer camps? I know it's getting warmer. Is it still summer camp or no? Well, there was. I guess late last week, we signed them up for one,

but then this weekend it already got canceled. Oh, really? So, yeah, they are revisiting how they're doing it. So the one we were hopeful for, and we knew maybe there was a chance, but we were just keeping the faith. And then I really think right after we signed them up, we got a notification that it had been canceled anyway. So I don't know.

It's a bummer. But I know because my nephews were supposed to be camp counselors there, and I thought it would be so cool for my kids. But we'll see if something else opens up. You know, something else that reminded me, I want to talk about on tomorrow show, is Ramundo's wedding

we'll get to it tomorrow but what's going to because his wedding's in October and then the batch just asked me about that then the bachelor party I want to know about that and what's good

so the two things we're doing tomorrow for sure we're going to open up Bobby's mailbag which is can you date someone you babysat I want to catch up on Raymondo's wedding

I did see two where I think scuba has scuba Steve our executive producer has closed the deal and getting Jason Alexander on the show, who was George Costanza on Seinfeld, right?

Scuba? Yeah, he's just picking his time on Thursday, and that's when we're going to do it. Wow. So I'm going to record with him on Thursday. We're going to air it on Friday. Is that the thing? That'd be the plan, yeah.

Okay, cool. Nice. Bones do not call him, George. You can't do that. Yeah, that's the one stipulation. You can't do that. Because I thought that's going to be so hard. I would never do that.

First of all, you two gober, stop acting like I'm going to do that. I would never do that. Secondly, how much Seinfeld can I talk with him, though? because, you know, some people have thresholds. I think he's okay with it because he recently did that reuniting with Julia, what's her name, Lee Dreyfus, or whatever name is?

Yeah, Elaine. So he's into it, so he's not bothered by it by any way. Okay. Because I know he's a big poker player, too. Am I right? It sounds like you know a lot more about it. Really? Yeah, it looks like you should ask that question.

I think so. Okay. Well, that'd be fun. Is that going to be the Friday morning conversation? I'm down for it if you are. Yeah, I think that's fun. Okay. It's amazing.

All, cool. All right, that's it. Have a great... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Amy just woke up, everybody. She's... No, no, no. Good morning, Amy.

Go ahead. And I was trying to think of things that I know about him, because, I mean, I watch Seinfeld a little bit, but he's also a pretty woman. Is he the girl that... Yes. The love interest of the hooker? No, no, no, no.

That's Richard Gear. But he's Richards... He's like the dirty lawyer or something. Or maybe... Yeah, I think he's Richard. Richard's lawyer. You say dirty, so dirty. Yeah, you did.

You can just say dirty, but you're like, he's a dirty lawyer. I did not say it that way. He did, you did, you did. He's a dirty lawyer. All right, that's it for us. Check out the sore losers' podcast. That's the dudes on the show. They usually do it after we're done here.

Check out Amy's Four Things with Amy Brown podcast. I have a Bobbycast up with Mike who was on this week. Mark Chestnut talking about him and Stephen Tyler hanging out. which is interesting. Yeah. Going through the Big D, don't mean Dallas, except talking about Stephen Tyler.

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with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. .APUS. dot edu-slash military. Hey, guys. Welcome to the show. Morning, studio. Morning.

Thank you. Amy, how are you? Doing good. How about you? I was thinking about you. Did you go and look for a house this weekend? We looked at a few. You, yeah. I mean, nothing that we're ready to, I don't know, we're looking at another one later today.

So I feel better about this upcoming one. We'll see. Just a quick recap, Amy did not have a house in the market. Someone goes, I want that house. Offered Amy more than the house is worth. So they were like, okay, we'll take it. And so now you're going to have to rent your own house until you find another house, right? Yeah. So we close on the house to the new buyers, but they, since they know, they kind of snuck up on us. They've been gracious and they're willing to rent our house back to us. But they have made it known that they're eager to move in. So they're willing to rent it to us, but hey, we want to get in as quickly as we can.

Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah. I had a good weekend. I was written this story about baking therapy. My girlfriend loves to cook, loves to bake. I'm probably about three or four pounds overweight right now because she loves to cook. And she would know what?

What? I wouldn't say you're three or four pounds overweight. I'm three or four pounds over my weight. over what you like to weigh. Yeah, 34 pounds overweight. Yeah, what's the difference? Anyway, she cooks all the time, and it's so good. And I even try to, you know, have a cutoff point, but it's so good, it's difficult.

I would see where if you're with someone who's an excellent cook, why you would probably just live a life being chubby. Like, completely. It's what we deal with. And I also show cooking a really good meal, and I always like a little something sweet at the end. Just a little bit. Just a little something sweet, you know, to kind of cap it off. And so when there is nothing, I go and eat one of her bars. She has like these things called macro bars.

Are you familiar with them? Oh, yeah, we eat those. They're good. Well, for her, she'll just wake up and eat one for breakfast. That's like a whole meal. But for me, I'll treat it like a dessert. So she had a little talk with me this weekend where she bought new snacks for me. She said, these are your snacks.

These are like rice cakes, beef jerky, like praline almond type things. And she's like, these are yours. And here's a few macro bars. but I ate like 15 macro bars on like six days last week. Oh yeah. And that's like her main thing. So that's what we did. We had that.

But I was reading a story about baking therapy. What got me thinking about that is how it can help you cope with anxiety. And they're talking about how so many people, especially during what's happened the last couple of months, they love baking because there's something soothing about working with dough. Do you feel that at all? I don't know that I have that connection with dough. I haven't been baking as much. as other people I see online, but I've, I definitely see the thing. My daughter loves to bake. That's

our new way of bonding together. So there's something therapeutic about it for her. So I'm into it. But yeah, I would say that's why a while ago when Hillary Scott was on, I asked her if she'd hit that stage of quarantine yet or she's making banana bread because everybody's baking everything. Yeah, I guess so. I just, Caitlin's such a good cook all the time. I don't know if I can handle all the baking. It's just all too good. And you know me. I only surround myself with things that if it's in front of me, I'll eat it. So I don't surround myself with things. But man, she's such a good cook. And by the way, me eating all those macro bars, that's on me. I shouldn't do that. But sometimes they just can't resist. I need a little something sweet, you know. There's a little taster.

Why don't you get a macro bar and like cut it into? Yeah, I do. I do. I take half of it. But then I'll go back and get the other half like 10 minutes later. So, yeah. Time for your Monday morning confession. first. Let's hear from Jenna in Brainton, Florida. My confession is my 13-year-old is falling behind in homeschool, and he's so far behind that he's very overwhelmed. So I'm spending Mother's Day doing his science work for him. I've already completed one assignment. I can't wait to do what my grade is. I'm working on the next one right now to try to get him caught up because I feel so bad that he's so far behind, even though it's his

fault. That is my confession. I love the show. Thank you. Thank you. That's funny. ever do your kids school work for them? No, I haven't yet. I mean, I've helped them with things. I guess does it count if there's times where we're stashires, like, really struggling on a math problem for about 10 minutes? And I just, yeah, I just give her the answer on a calculator.

That's probably, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, kind of, yeah. So maybe I have. Here is an anonymous confession here. Mine is it takes me forever to get my daughter in the car on the way to work. because she just wants to play with all her toys outside. So I tell her, because they live on a farm, and it's like in the woods area.

So anyway, I tell her that she needs to hurry and get in the car because I hear the big bad wolf coming, and we recently read the three little pigs, so she knows about the big bad wolf, and she gets scared and gets in the car. Am I a bad mom? Amy, is she a bad mom for telling her that the big bad wolf is going to get her?

I don't know. It doesn't make you a bad mom. But we do have to be careful things that we say. I feel like this with my son a lot. Like things I say are going to come back to get me, or I'm going to create some fear that they're going to carry with them forever. Here is another anonymous confession. My daughter, who is now 13,

we were driving by a factory and all the smoke was releasing up into the air, like the pollution. And I told her that that was the cloud factory. And that is where they make clouds. And she believed me until she was about 10 years old. And now my younger children believe that that is a cloud factory. Have a great day. And here's one final one from Louisiana Dave.

The other day, my wife told me not to buy this PlayStation game that I really been wanting. It just came out like a week ago. And so when she left the room, I bought it. And I bought the DLC pack with it, so it was a little extra. She found out about it because all women are detectives. And she was kind of mad at me for her. few, but I ended up kind of smooth talking her. How do you feel all women are detectives?

I mean, I guess, yeah, if we were, right. What's his, so he's just confessing she didn't want him to buy something and he bought it? Yep. But then she found out. Yep. I mean, yeah, we're, I don't know that I would know if my husband bought a video game, but if she's looking for it, yeah, I mean, just check the credit card bill. The only one of us who have a confession this morning in the studio is Lunchbox.

Lunchbox, what is your Monday morning confession? Yeah, Mother's Day was yesterday. I didn't order flowers anything for my wife. There was a couple houses on my street that are for sale. No one lives at them. And they have beautiful rose bushes. So I went out in the shed, got my clippers, walked down the street, got purple roses, went across the street to the other house, and got red roses, snipped them off with my own clippers. How do you feel about that today? I feel good because she has no idea, because she was still asleep.

So I put them in a vase in the kitchen. She walks downstairs. And she's like, oh, my gosh, you got me flowers. and A, I saved money, and I look good. But I'm talking about sniffing flowers someone else grew to sell their house. I mean, I do feel kind of bad like that because one of them was a fresh plant. Like it was like they just planted it and put mulch down, but they'll never know as me. Amy, your thoughts? I'd be mad if I had just planted something really pretty in my house and a grown man came by with scissors to clip something off for his wife.

A grown man with a job and a car and money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Order flowers. And kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thank you. By the way, since you called and told us about it or sent your lunchbox, you've been cleared from having any guilt or any wrongdoing because you admitted to it on this show.

That's how Monday morning confessions were. Thank you, guys. Caitlin was bringing me a morning tea, which is very sweet of her. And I said, hey, hop up on the radio here real quick. So she's here in the studio. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you.

Hey, so, Amy, Kaylin had a little drama this week. and on Saturday night I went to the Opry, and she always cooks a great meal when I'm gone. What? I'm thinking about it. I just never know what's going to come up. Well, no, and it's not even a bad thing, but I come home and she's like,

you'll never guess what happened. She was cleaning out my refrigerator, which as a single guy, I will admit, wasn't the greatest refrigerator as far as, you know, getting the things out on time. Well, I've already cleaned it out once and it was disgusting. Okay, thank you.

What else? Okay. Like, Amy, there were some vegetables that were so rotten. My fingers mush. in them. Oh, gross. Okay. But that was last time. Okay. So anyway, that was last time. And then this time I had to clean it out because we'd lost power. So I needed to get all the stuff that I'd went bad out of the refrigerator. So she's cleaning a bunch of the glass stuff out. And so, so what happened? You were

walking to put it in the dumpster out back? Yeah, I was walking out back to put all of like the condiments and sauces in the dumpster. And I had two Trader Joe's like, what are they called? Paper bags, I guess. And I was carrying him out to the dumpster and Stanley just goes back and forth with me, especially on Saturday nights because that's like our time. Stanley's a dog, by the way. Not just a friend who lives here with us. Yeah. No, Stanley and the dog. And so he came outside with me and he was just so excited to be outside that he hit my legs. So I kind of went flying and dropped the Trader Joe's bag full of glass bottles. It shattered everywhere. There's hot sauce and mustard covering the ground by the dumpster.

Stanley and I are cornered by the dumpster, so I'm trying to hold him back. There's glass everywhere on the ground, too. Glass everywhere so that he doesn't step in it or eat it. I just didn't want it to get caught in his little paws. So I'm holding him back. He's mad at me for holding him back. So he's just being him. I would want to lick the mustard off the ground.

I don't blame him. It was awful. So then I reached down, I'm trying to pick up the big pieces to get him out of his way. I cut my hand. I'm bleeding. The hot sauce is stinging my hand. Stanley's like nipping at me. And I honestly just wanted to cry.

And I did. I got tears in my eyes, but I don't think one fell. It was bad. Oh, man. It just stayed on your cheek. It didn't fall. It just stayed like right there in that crevice. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I came home from the opera and she cooked this great meal. What did you make? I made peppercorn, garlic, pork tenderloin, roasted Brussels and sweet potato. And then brown rice and quinoa mixture. See what I'm saying? Because in the last time when I was talking about how good of a cook you are.

Oh, thank you. And now I'm probably like four pounds overweight, because of how good the food is. And then I also told them that I have to stop eating all of your macro bars. Yeah, you eat them out as a dessert. That's what I said. Yeah. And I put it on me.

I said, I probably shouldn't. Yeah. I mean, you had nine in three days. And then you gave me a lesson on what was mine. Yeah, I did. She laid it out. She's like, this is for you. And these macro bars are also for you, but let's not eat all of them.

Yeah. Well, I just said, I know that sometimes you grab this macro bar because you think, oh, this is a good snack. but actually a lot of times it's kind of a meal. So maybe don't grab those because I eat them as meals. Yeah. I am foolish. No.

And I will be better. Yeah, what? Put it in. Caitlin, put it, sometimes it helps if you put it in terms of money for guys. Like, go macro bars or not cheap? No. Wait, how much? I buy them.

Why do you care? But I don't care who buys them. I'm saying that like I don't want to waste money. It's near, okay, that's our point. So don't eat one. a day instead of, you know, five in a day. Well, sometimes I just eat half. And then he eats the other half ten minutes later.

I told you. I just said that too. Yeah. I just told him that I said, I'm ridiculous. She didn't hear the last segment either. No. Okay. Well, I was going to bring her up to talk about Oklahoma, the movie we watched, but we'll do that

a different day. Or maybe I'll do it later today. Okay. Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a beautiful day. Yeah, yeah. We watched that. Okay, I mean, I can't wait.

What's the next line? I got a beautiful. I got a beautiful feeling. Everything's going my way. That's Curly who sang that. Curly. Yeah, oh, Curly. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, thanks for coming up here. Yeah, no problem. Anything else you'd like to say? Any parting shots? Hey, Amy. All right. Hey, Caitlin.

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Dot E-DU slash military. Harry Stiles put out a candle at Target that apparently smells like him and all his fans have bought it out and you can't find it anymore. It's harder to get the toilet paper, they say. So I don't know what a candle would smell like. if it's supposed to smell like a human,

other than like scents they're already wearing. But apparently you can't find the Harry Styles candle. But because of this, I have made my top five list of good-smelling country artists. Because we're around them all the time, either in this studio or I'm friends with them or I tour with them. So I kind of smell everybody. At number five, on my best-smelling artist list,

Ryan Heard. That's right. Here's a clip. Ryan is an artist, he's married to Marin Morris, he's a great songwriter, and he has a, he kind of smells like a sophisticated hippie. I think that's how I would classify Ryan Hurd's smell, like a hippie that cleans up, you know? He feels a certain way about things, but he feels a good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's a good name of a cologne, sophisticated hippie. I know, I agree, the candle would be called sophisticated hippie.

Sophisticated, heavy from Target. Number four is Dolly Parton. Best smelling celebrity to come in. Just like a bouquet of flowers came in. She looks perfect. She smells perfect. She smells like yellow flowers to me. Any yellow flower.

Maybe because she has blonde hair, but Dolly Parton is number four on my good smelling celebrity list. At number three, I put Tim McGraw. That's right. Tim McGraw has a strong leather smell about him. It's not one of these fancy pants mint smells. When Tim McGraw comes in, it's a strong, positive leather. I don't know if it's a skin or as cologne,

but when he leaves, you're like, I felt like I just made love to a ball glove. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Thank you. Oh, is that what the name of the candle is? Just made love to a ball glove

At Target Ball glove whoopee 299 Number two I've combined them Because they just are Great smelling as a team And that's all of Little Big Town

You know There's four of them But I think even if three of them Smell great It kind of overpowers Jimmy I'm just kidding Jimmy But

But they all have like A real freshness About them all the time Little Big Town is my number two my number one smeller though on my list I have the best smelling people in country music um Eddie do you know who I'm going to say

100% Amy do you know what I can smell them right now oh 100% It was so easy to have a number one Yeah So to everybody listening right now This next person who's going to be number one on the list You smell him before he even arrives

That's amazing Yeah But just because you remember so vividly What he smelled like last time And you're like oh he's he's coming in the studio? Oh, he's coming to the show. Oh. Yeah. It like sets in your heart. On the count of three, we can all say it. One, two, three. Keith Urban. There it is. Thank you. And then even after you see him, bones, like the rest of the day, you kind of smell it on you a little bit.

Yeah, Amy often says that about Keith. Yeah. I'll get home hours later. And I'll be smelling him on me. Yeah, that's amazing. Sometimes I'll just see a picture of them and smell them. Guys, stop. It's just in my memory bank. By the way, Keith's playing the Grand Ole Opry this Saturday. It's a show, the TV part of it, and the stream is a show that I host and produce. And so it's Keith Urban, Kelsey Ballerini, and Morgan Evans,

and we'd love for you guys to check it out on the Opry Facebook page, Circle Network. It's going to be really, really wonderful. We had a good show last weekend. It was Dustin Lynch, Trace Atkins, and Blake Shelton from his ranch in Oklahoma. But Dustin and Trace were at the Grand Ole Opry. Got to talk to Dustin for a long time.

Justin and I are good buds a little bit outside of the show. So, you know, he travels all the time working and touring, but he's just been out cleaning his land nonstop. And he thinks he's going to have it all done in the next few weeks or so. But it's good to catch up with him. What did your son do on Mother's Day? Well, he felt out a survey at school this last week that I had no idea that the teacher did,

but she put together this worksheet and it got printed out at my house and he filled it out and then he gave it to me. So it asked questions about you? Yeah, so the name of the worksheet was all about my mom. And the first thing was, my mom is blank years old. And then he would fill in the blank. And how old are you? 49.

No, how old are you really? Oh, 39. Oh, okay. He probably just heard that wrong then. Yeah, so he thinks I'm 49. Okay, what else? She has brown eyes and blonde hair. I have brown hair and hazel eyes.

Okay, he's struggling so far. Okay, go ahead. Her job is to make short talk. I don't know if he meant small talk on the radio or what. Okay. She loves to eat food. True. That one he does have right.

Yes. You do love to. What else? Her favorite drink is wine, but he spelt it with an R. Rhine. R-I-N-E. I can only assume he meant wine. How do you feel about your son writing that your favorite drink is wine?

I was a little confused by it because I drink so much green tea and macha and a little bit of coffee. I drink water like crazy. But I probably just don't get excited about any of that like I do wine. Did you say anything to him about that? No, I just said, oh, I mean, my husband and I read it out loud and we both just laughed a little bit. Yeah. And I thought, I was cute how he spelled wine. She is really good at Job.

True. I would vouch for that. Very good at job. She always says nice things to me. Okay. And then lastly, she is super because she is kind to me. So that was my little Mother's Day gift from Stevenson. You know, I got a voicemail about your kids.

I think I'm going to play here. This is Lindsay in Dallas who called, and you can call us at any time. 877-77 Bobby and leave a voicemail. Here is Lindsay in Dallas. I was wondering if you told your kids about the moving. and how they've handled it since they came from Haiti and they moved into this house. And so this is the only stable house they've known, just wondering how they've taken it and how they feel about it and how everyone's doing with that. Love y'all. Bye.

That's an interesting question. So have you told them you're moving? Yes, they know. They even want to look at one of the houses this weekend because it was totally vacant. And other houses, that's not the case. We don't take them. and everyone has wear masks and gloves. But they're excited about it. I was a little worried about that, especially with Stevenson, because I don't want to stir up anything.

Because, yeah, this is the only house they've known. But they're both very into it, and they just want a swimming pool. Because somehow they think that just because you were getting a new house, I told you, that's the one thing they thought when they came to America. We walked in our house. I was so excited to show them their rooms,

and I don't know what they thought. the house is going to be like. But I think a rumor at the orphanage was that all Americans have swimming pools. And they go to the backyard and they look out the window and they say, where is the pool? And that's like in broken English. They barely speak English, but they know how to say, where's the pool? And we didn't have one. And so now that's their number one concern.

Anytime we talk about a house that we might like, does it have a pool? Are you trying to find a place with the pool? Yes and no. It's on the list, but it's not a requirement. Because I've also relayed to them that having a pool is a lot of work. But I mean, it would make me really happy if they really want one. It would be a joy to be able to give them that. But I don't know.

Some of the houses of pools are too expensive. But then I'm like, what? We just sold our house for more money. You can always call us and leave a voicemail. Again, 877-77 Bobby. We love it when you guys ask the questions. This story of the day. This story comes to us from Broadview Heights, Ohio.

A man's been stuck in his apartment, you know, self-quarantine. He's kind of bored, and he looks at a roll of toilet paper, and he goes, man, I wonder how long it would take to burn one of those. So he lit it on fire in the bathroom, and real quick, the bathroom caught on fire. Wow. Then what happened? Firefighters had to come, put it out, and he got charged with disorderly conduct and arson, and they said there was a big bottle of.

vodka next to him. Arson, huh? Dang, just for being bored. Yeah, there's always that one point when the fire gets so out of control you realize you got to call somebody to help you. That's a helpless feeling. It's that, because you're like,

I can't handle it, I can still handle it, oh, I can't handle it, and you have to call somebody. It just reminds me of when like criminals are trapped in chimneys and they have to call someone because they can't get out. Like they just robbed the store or they're trying to rob, climb into the store and they're like, I can get out.

And they have to call the cops and they know they're going to get in trouble. All right. Well, that guy's a bonehead. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

Love everybody giving back right now. There is a woman in Delaware who thought, well, I want to make sure nobody in my community goes hungry if I can help it. Luis Eliasson was concerned for the homeless and all the families struggling to get food right now. so she organized a team of 120 volunteers from her church and neighborhood, and they got to work. Now, she studied CDC guidelines about food handling and how they could safely deliver food, and she made what they call a pop-up PBNJ. Volunteers make the sandwiches and drop them off local nonprofits, which then provides meals for free to anybody who wants to come to them.

So first of all, I thought it was just cool that she looked up how to not mess with food, mostly. and I'm not even hating on people who just make food. But she looked it up to go, are we doing this right? Learn how to do it. And then made 10,000 PBNJs. She said she was looking for a way to get back. 10,000.

First of all, I'm disgusted by peanut butter, but that's still pretty cool. Love it. Yeah, me too. Peanut butter, though. I'd just ask for a J. I'd go and be like, hey, are you guys doing a lot of good here?

Can I just get a J? Can I get a PBNJ hold the P&B? But Luis, that's really cool. That is what it's always. all about right here. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to Amy and get the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.

What do you call a great dog detective? What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones. Oh, nice. All right. That's pretty good. Yeah. That was the Morning Corny.

I'm doing a graduation speech for college kids everywhere and they can hear it. part of a podcast that IHard Radio is doing. And I didn't know that it was that big of a deal. But here is a clip that was running on the radio that I heard and was like, holy cow, that's pretty crazy. Here, listen to this. The IHard Radio app, along with some of the most influential voices in the world, are making sure the graduating class of 2020 get the commencement speeches they deserve.

Launching Friday, May 15th, Commencement the podcast, featuring commencement speeches from Tim McGraw, General Stanley McChrystal, Bobby Bones, coach Mike Sushchevsky, and more. graduating or not dude hey here's the thing usually I'm in that and more category they list all the cool people and they're like and more and my heart knows they meant me

but in this one I got put in the normal category yeah so I was pretty excited about that so that's gonna happen and then I heard a commercial too I'll play like 15 seconds of this I was listening to the radio and this girl claims that she was hypnotized

and lost a bunch of weight I just want to be hypnotized not to want to eat cake and cookies all the time because it's all I crave all the home all the time here's a little bit of this commercial. Hey, this is Lisa Stofan. Heard the Mark Patrick weight loss hypnosis hype. Well, I attended because my father stopped smoking with hypnosis. Hypnosis eliminated my desire for soda and fast food, made me want to exercise and I lost 60 pounds in six months. That's crazy. By the way, I don't know this

class. I don't know that person. This is not a commercial for that at all. But I heard that and thought, dang, if I could get hypnotized to not crave Werther's original or K, oh, I would do that I'm it's so bad with these Worther's original that my girlfriend just to be funny she'll go hey

I made us some Werther's pancakes and I'm like because she makes concoctions I was like you made Worthers original pancakes she goes no I'm just kidding

like she knows I love Worther's original that much so but I read that and I think back the only time I've ever been hypnotized because you haven't been

hypnotized right Amy no never I got on stage once in college and they were like we need eight volunteers for and they were making people

you know be British and clock like a chicken. And I was like, I'll get up there. And so I got up and he starts kicking people out that aren't hypnotized, but I faked being hypnotized so much. It kept me on stage the whole time. And so I wasn't hypnotized, but I acted like it really good.

And I stayed on stage. And I always wonder if he knew I was faking it or if he, or if he thought I was hypnotized because I was such a good actor. Could be either one. Could be either one. That's all I'm going to say. Could be, yeah. I mean, you are an excellent actor.

Am I? Yeah. Am I, though. All your movies. Anyway, I was listening to the radio and I heard, well, I got one movie under my bell. I know, I know. I was listening to the radio this weekend. I heard both of those commercials.

Well, one, not even a commercial. If any, let's, hey, we should put up on our voicemail line. Call us if you've been hypnotized for whatever reason and tell me if it worked. We'll put the voicemail line up. Leave us a voicemail. 877-Bobby. If you've ever been hypnotized and it worked. If you work for this company that left the commercial, don't call.

Because I don't need a, we don't need a commercial. I'm talking about real life. For real, for real. Yeah, like, not somebody who's selling hypnosis. Because that might work. I don't know, but it intrigued me. But, like, if you're somebody who went and got hypnotized and it worked for you, hit us up on the voicemail line. 877-77 Bobby.

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Let's do a fantasy draft. We'll be drafting our teams of one-named celebrities. So I'll have the first pick, and I'll go first, and the first person on my team, Dolly. There you go. Amy, who would you have picked first if you had the first pick? Wow. Okay, I didn't even have Dolly, so that's awesome. Oh, wow.

You didn't have Dolly? Maybe that means my pick stinks. No, I think it's awesome. I'm kind of mad I didn't think of it. Oh, okay. My first pick is Dolly, so. Nolly. Okay.

Now, it's just celebrities. It doesn't have to be singers. Right? Sure. Well, yeah. Or is it? Yeah, no, it can be any celebrity. It would be Garfield.

I have that on my list. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Then I'm next. I'm going to go with Oprah. Solid. Celebrities to go by one name.

We're drafting our favorites, and at the end, we'll each have a team, and you vote on the team. that you feel as best at bobby bones.com. All right, Eddie, you're up next. Okay. All right, this might be controversial here, but I'm going to go with the rock. Ooh.

Is that one word? I would say it's fine. Rock, the rock. I would say it's fine. Oh. Scoobes Steve blew the whistle. I would say it's not fine. So you consider the to be a name?

The is, I mean, it's definitely in word count. When you count, we count our scripts, we count our essays in school. The is counted as a word. So I have to pull it. Okay. Eddie, I would have said yes, but I'm not the ref. So you can't have a rock. Okay.

All right. Well, then there goes my game plan. So I'm going to have to quickly change to Eminem. Wow. Come on. Come on. Okay. Morgan number two.

Well, I had pulled her. off my list because I thought she would have been chosen. But I'm going to have to go with Riba. Yeah, I'm so surprised I didn't pick Riba. That'd have been my next pick. Solid. Morgan number two sitting over there with a great pick. Great job, great job.

Ramundo, you have the final pick of the first round? Yeah, this singer is so known by her first name. I couldn't even tell you what her last name is. It is Beyonce. Noles. You know her last name. Beyonce Noles from Destiny's Child. He's so.

He's just so... Jiam! Okay. I have Dolly. Amy has Oprah. Eddie has M&M. Morgan number two has rebut. Raymundo has Beyonce.

Okay. Raymond, the second round, we go backwards. Since you went last to first round, you get to go first, second round. Go ahead. Yeah, another one.

It's a one-nameer. Singer. She's really well-known all across the world. Adele. Good one. Now, that one I don't know her last name. Right.

Knowles. Okay, let's go back to Morgan number two, who got lucky with Reba sitting there late in the draft. What are you taking on the second round? Oh, I got to go. I was good with Adelva. Ramuno took him, so I'm going to go with Prince. Oh, good.

Yeah. I didn't know if Ramon had a clip. Nice job over there with that clip. Okay. Eddie, over to you? Yeah, yeah. This is my people from the Lou. Give me Nellie.

Dang. Come on. Dang. Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Oh, no clip for Nelly? Okay. Amy, you're up. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Oh, there's a Nelly Club. Thanks, Ray.

Amy, you're up. I'm struggling right now. I've got one that I love that I was going to take. Okay. I'm going to go with Elvis. Great one. That's a great one. What's his last name? Did you not have him? Elvis Noles.

I did, but that's a great one. Yeah. Okay. Well, with the last pick of the second round, I was going to take him in the first round, but I just didn't think you guys would be on to him. So I didn't draft him, hoping he would be sitting here in the second round.

And my heart goes pitter-patter because I'm right. He wasn't here. I love him. Amy, you love him. I'm surprised you didn't pick him. You love him so much, Amy. What? Let's go.

One name? Let's go, yeah. Known as Jesus. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. He's quite the celebrity. I didn't even... He's the biggest celebrity out there!

Yeah, he's pretty big. Oh, wow. You just... Bobby, you can just... You're done. I thought about taking him in the first round. I didn't think you guys would be on to it. No, I wasn't my...

No, man. Wow. That's a tough one. Okay. This is going to put my last picture. A shame. I know. I feel like such a heathen.

Okay. Okay. So we all have had our second pick. We get one more pick here. These are all celebrities. They go by one name. So far, my team is Dolly and Jesus.

That's all you need. That's all I need. Yeah. And I think for my third pick, I'm going to go by Garth. Yeah, of course. I'm just write down Garth.

everybody knows, Garth. So I'll be having my three picks there. Amy, you can add to your team. Okay, I gotta talk this out because I'm either between... Okay, so I have Oprah who's not a singer, Elvis, who's old school... Right.

Singer. And then I have Madonna and Drake. Nice. Drake's hot right now, so that would give me some leverage for current times, and Madonna's old school. So I don't know.

Oprah Elvis Oprah Elvis Drake I'm gonna go with Drake Okay there you go Right foot Left for love All right

Eddie I mean this is stupid I don't even know why I'm picking the third one You've already won this But I'm gonna go with Goofy Oh solid You pick Jesus I go goofy

Solid solid Morgan number two Hey I'm between two A girl and a guy, but I think I'm going to go with Usher. Oh, Usher, good. Ramundo, last pick of the draft.

I hate to go with another singer, but it seems like the singers are the ones to go with the one name, and it's newer for the millennials. Give me Lizzo. Oh, good one. Oh, good one. Yeah, I didn't even think about Lizzo. Me too. Me neither.

So my list, some that didn't get picked. Okay, I couldn't believe Amy didn't pick Reba. second pick. I was torn to pick Dolly or Reba. Reba Elvis Dolly Prince. I had Jesus slash God. I would take another one of those. Oh.

Either one works. Yeah. After you said Jesus, I almost came in with God. You could have and really kind of equalized it. I should have gone his sous. I should have gotten, oh no, that's not one. Not right. Beyonce Oprah Sting.

Sting is one ahead on here. Oh, yeah. I had Cher, Ad Bono, Banksy, Garfield and Snoopy or something that I had on the list. Any of you guys have anybody on the list

that we didn't get to? Pink Shakira Furgy. Dang, good ones. Oh, so would Jay-Z have counted? I don't know. Yeah, that's just one hyphen. Scooby, what do you think about Jay-Z? I think it's a one word.

I give it to you. Yeah, but you didn't draft it so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gives it to you except he doesn't because he didn't draft it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay.

What you do is go to Bobby Bones.com and vote. Lunchbox didn't take place in this draft because he finished last last week. So go over to Bobbybones.com and vote on the team that you like the best. Come on, Dolly, Jesus, and Garth. Yeah, I mean, you won. Which is awesome.

The Patriots all over again. Oh, it is. Okay. You know, when someone's walking across the street and they get a ticket for jaywalking or you're told, hey, don't jaywalk. Do you know why it's called jaywalking? I have no idea. Jay was once slang for a foolish person, like a dummy.

But it was like a jay. So when a pedestrian ignored street signs, he was liable to get hit by a car or a buggy. And ignorant people, J's, they'd be called a J-walker. How about that? I never have heard that in my life. But let me tell you, that's so fun. Like, that's a fun fact. You know how we have fun fact Friday on Fridays?

Yeah. I read that this morning. It was so excited to share. just a purely fun fact on a Monday for nothing else than sharing it. No, I had no agenda with that, Amy, like you do, on your fun facts. And yours are all ranked and fancy. Mine's like, this is fun, let's just have a good time with it, you know?

Whatever, I don't even rank mine correctly. Like, I do them, and you're like, eh. I would have put number five at number one, and number two and number four. I love a list. I love a list. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Lifetime is pushing out 50 new movies before the end of the year. So some people might be freaking out

because they love themselves some lifetime and they don't know what's happening with production. But they are working overtime to make sure that we are good to go. They're going to be premiering the new Prince Harry and Megan Markle movie. They also have a Betty White Christmas movie that they're working on and so many more.

Apparently, this is Lifetime's 30th anniversary this year, so they want to celebrate big and they're not going to leave us hanging. Well, and they found their niche in Christmas movies. And I saw Betty White as like 98 and just signed on to do this new movie. So pumped. Yeah, pretty cool.

All right, what else? So the pandemic is making a lot of men get over their fear of commitment. And Bobby, I know that you at points in your life had a fear of commitment. Walk gingerly. So I wanted to see your thoughts on this because there was a new survey that was done and 40% of men say that this whole coronavirus situation has made them finally want to start taking dating more seriously. So apparently, coronavirus.

is a cure for fear of commitment. Well, I would say it's hit me in a different way. I'm not dating, obviously. But if you're new to the show, I've never been married or engaged, no kids. But I would say that Corona happened and my girlfriend and I now decided we would quarantine together,

not knowing how long it would be. And I think it was the best thing that happened to me. So I don't think it did what you are saying that story said. But I think for me, it's been a positive experience in my relationship because I don't know that we would have just jumped in the house together and been like, let's see how this goes.

We'd have spent a couple days here or there, our own places. But I think it's kind of fast forwarded in a wonderful way, my relationship. Right. So because you were in a relationship, it got expedited. But I think for some people that aren't in a relationship, they realize they're missing something. They have more time to themselves to just be. And they are like, you know what?

I think I want someone to spend this time with. I would say this is like a two-month Christmas to single people because Christmas and you're just by yourself and you're like, well, this stinks. This is like that for single people. It's not over on the 26th. Right. So, but I can see how I would feel that way during the holidays where I'd be like, man, this stinks. I don't want to be myself.

But then it would be November 27th and I'm like, party! So, yeah, but I get it. I'm thankful not that the situation happened, but how it has affected me. I'm very grateful. And then I got to work and then it's really furthered a wonderful relationship. Yeah. Well, speaking of relationships, a couple that I love to follow is J-Lo and A-Rod, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez. And they have had to put their wedding on hold. They were planning a pretty big, amazing wedding with tons of guests to take place in Italy. But obviously with coronavirus, they are now postponing that. And they're, they still plan on doing something like that, but just considering new dates. I'm going to get a bowl for my tears because they can't go to Italy with all their fancy friends. I know. I was just updating people.

They really wanted to get married. They would just get married. Okay. Yes. That really stinks, though, really. That stinks. I'm rooting for the crazy couple. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. I saw where Little Richard died over the weekend. Legendary rock and roll musician, Little Richard, passed away of bone cancer at 87 years old. And I thought that I would highlight him and his career in Bobby and Eddie's music school. So I'll play a few Little Richard clips here. Here is Tootie Fruity.

Here is Good Golly Miss Molly. And here is Rip It Up. I mean, Little Richard was doing the, before Michael Jackson was. You know, a lot of people cried Michael Jackson's shrieks to Little Richard. Little Richard, a founding father of rock and roll, whose streaks, flamboyant garb,

and joyful gender-bending person. embody the spirit and sound of the new rock and roll art form died Saturday. He was 87 years old. And I was thinking about how I know Little Richard. It was the oldest channel a lot. He's listened to the oldest channel all the time. So I knew a lot of Little Richard songs. But our generation may know him best from his appearance on Full House.

The episode, Too Little Richard, too late, aired back in 1994. Here's a clip of Little Richard, who played one of Michelle's friends' uncles, him doing Itsy Bitsy Spider. That came to rain. I came to sun Died up all the rain It's a busy spider And up the spot again Amy

Do you know Little Richard When I say him Can you picture him? Yes, I can picture him Yeah But anyway, Little Richard died 87 years old I wanted to share that

Inside of my music school today So there you go Class is dismissed Thank you Class dismissed That was Bobby and Eddie's music school The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian

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That's AMU. APUS. Dot E-D-U-S-Military. Bobby and Eddie's Mutiny. Out to school. So we know the song by Dolly Parton called Jolene, right? Yep.

Jolene. Well, Jolene was actually an eight-year-old girl that Dolly met backstage at a show. It was one of those meet-and-grreet situations where she met the little girl and said, you're a pretty little girl. What's your name? She said, my name's Jolene.

She's like, wow, that's a great name. So she's at that moment, She's saying, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. She's like, I'm going to write a song about that. And people that witness this said that she walked back to her dressing room singing it over and over so she wouldn't forget the name Jolene. And then finally, one day, she wrote the song and called it Jolene. Huh.

Yeah. About an eight-year-old kid. She wasn't worried about her husband. Right, I know. Because that storyline's crazy. Yeah. What are you going to say? Yeah, a little fun fact, too, is that she wrote Jolene.

and I will always love you on the same day. Yeah, yeah. She told us that here on the show. So Jolene was a literal eight-year-old girl. Yeah, eight-year-old girl that she met backstage. And she just liked the name. She's like, I'm going to name it. I'm going to call it Jolene.

I wonder what she got the rest of that song then? Like, what else happened? What was the other girl's name? He was trying to steal her man. That's what I wanted. She's like, yeah, we don't talk about that part. She's like, you know what? Hildreth didn't sound very good in a song.

Let me go find another name. All right, thank you guys for hanging out. You can close it up. Here we go. Let's hear from Debbie in Gainesville, Florida. Hi, Bobby. Morning studio. Okay, two things. First, even though you hear it all the time,

I've got to say how much I love listening to the show. It's like hanging out with awesome friends. I laugh when I find myself talking to the radio or shouting answers or singing your victory songs. I kind of wish I had a victory song as well. I must have missed when Bobby told us about the post-quarantine Caitlin Bobby plan. So come on, Bobby, just between us friends. What's the plan?

Okay, well, right, we're all friends here. So my girlfriend, as of a couple days ago, has been staying with me now for two months. We've been quarantined for eight weeks together. And we didn't know how long was going to last. Nobody did. But she lives in California, was like, hey, I'm going to come. And we'll just stay together not knowing what was going to happen.

And it's been the greatest thing to ever happen to me. And so I'll say that I'm not going to say right now, but we're going to say on Friday's show. And there are three options. The options are, after this is over, she's going to move back and we'll continue to date with distance, but we can go back and forth pretty easily. Two, she moves to Nashville where I am but lives in a place close, like rents her own apartment. Or three, she moves in with me. And I've never had anyone live with me before like that, ever.

So those are the three options. Amy, do you know the answer already? No, but I have my guess, but no, I don't know. You don't know. Okay, so Eddie's the only one who knows. I think I forgot, though. Oh, you did? Okay.

If you told me, man, I forgot. So go ahead, be amongst us friends. Tell me what happened. Well, I will tell you guys on Friday's show. I'll tell you what we did, though, on Friday night this past weekend. She is from Oklahoma and loves Oklahoma, the musical. I've never seen it. And so I had kind of a hectic week with work, and she has a hectic week.

Because she's graduating for a second time, college this week. She graduates on Wednesday. She gets her master's. and so we had a hectic week me working and her doing school and her with her job and it was like hey Friday night we're just going to put the phones away

and do something together so orders and food and we were going to watch the two episodes of the last dance the Michael Jordan documentary but instead I was like hey why don't we watch Oklahoma that's your favorite movie I can take it it'll be fine and so we get on iTunes nothing get on Netflix they don't have it

we get on we tried six different places I downloaded voodoo which is the Walmart streaming service. It said they have it then I couldn't stream it from there. Finally, I got my remote and pushed the button and go,

hey, Oklahoma, the musical. And the only place I could watch it was my TV carrier. So I paid $14.99 to watch Oklahoma. It was made in 1955. And then, but there were

some things that happened in that, though, that I thought, oh, I didn't know this where it came from. You know that song, Oh, what a beautiful morning. Here's this one right here. Oh, what a beautiful morning. That's Curly.

That's how the show starts. Curly's on a horse riding in to meet his girl. And he's a good-looking guy, right? And then his girl, who he's trying to get Laurie, she's smoking hot, right? Like 1950's smoking hot, but still smoking hot. And then I look it up. What?

There's a difference. It's still hot. I don't know. I even have to Google 1950s hot. It's different. It's different. They got a lot more clothes on.

The hair's like curlier, you know? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they're wearing corsets. So, but she comes out and I'm like, I'm like, she's hot. It turns out she's the mom from the Partridge family, which is even before I was born,

and she's still alive. And to see her back then was crazy because she was like 19 when they filmed that. And then there was one guy named the peddler on there who like sells stuff, except that was Eddie Albert, who was the head in Green Acres, like 20 years later.

So I'm going to say this. It was, by the way, it was two hours and 30 minutes long. Holy moly. But I'm going to say it was actually pretty good, not near as bad as I thought. For a 1955 movie, it was really good.

But, I mean, I wouldn't watch it normally, but I could see myself enjoying the play because it started as a play. And then they made this, and now it's still a production. But then there was a song they did a big ho-down, the farmers and the cow should be lovers,

or something, wait, here's the clip. The farmer and the cowman should be friends. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, cowmen. Okay. Whatever, whatever. And I went around singing the whole weekend, the farmer and the cow, they're just lovers.

She didn't like my take on it very much. Oh, yeah. Territory folks should stick deep in. Cowboys dance with the farmers, daughters, farmers dance with the ranchers, So it's a straight-ahead musical on a soundstage, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. But we did that on Friday night.

We watched Oklahoma. Okay. Boom. There you go. I'm going to watch that. Eddie, I think you'd probably like it. Oh, I love that stuff. You're kidding me?

Coach, if you like that, Bones, you need to watch... No, no, no, no, no. Casablanca, dude. You can love that. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. What, did you do anything this weekend? Like, I don't know.

Movie-wise? I don't know. I mean, we were kind, no, just at the house. I mean, speaking of movies, my kids did watch your movie, if you want me to tell you how that went. By the way, my movie, it's not my, I was in a movie called Band Slam where I had like nine lines. But I did it, it was like 15 years ago, right? No, maybe, maybe not that long ago.

But yes, a long time ago. Yeah, 12 maybe. Yeah. Though I did it with the purpose of watching it without telling them you're in it to see, to see if, they noticed you. Like they didn't have a clue. I said, y'all are going to watch band slam tonight. And my husband and I went to watch something else. We were in totally separate rooms. And they were kind of whining like, we've never heard of band slam. What's band slam? Why do we have to watch band slam? I said, y'all are going to love it. Guess what? They loved it.

Yeah. First of all, she loved that. I just said, hey, just you'll recognize people in there, like Phoebe from friends. Just see who all you notice in there. And then I hear her yell, Gabrielle from high school musicals in here. Vanessa Hudgens. Vanessa Hudgens. And then towards the end, I hear screams from the living room of them yelling, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, and they can't believe it. And they were so shocked to see you, and they were so excited.

And they loved the movie. Yeah, well, good. They loved it before your part, because you're towards the end. But we would hear them laughing and, you know, quoting things. so I recommend it. If parents have kids and they haven't seen it, put it on. Hey, speaking of recommendations,

hey, Raymundo, Ramundo's our audio producer. He calls himself Alpha Male Raymondo. You are going to review Outer Banks. Do I see that? Yep. Did you like it? I really did, yeah.

It's on Netflix. It's the show. It's kind of like, is it like a kid, Ozark or something? The kids are in high school and some of them, they're all underage. They're not allowed to smoke.

They're not allowed to drink. So they're 17, 18 years old. So yeah, for a majority of it, you're watching kids. And what do you think about it? What do you rate it? So I gave it four boats out of five. I said boats because they basically do use boats more than they use vehicles because they're on the outer bank.

So apparently this coastal lifestyle, there's not a lot of vehicles on the road. But it's a thriller. And you're going to love it because it's under an hour every episode. You're talking 45 minutes, maybe 50, but it goes by quick, 10 episodes, one season. They'll probably be another season in like six months. watched it all. Yeah, we knocked it out. It was in a weekend, easily. And it was very, very good. Even though you're watching

kids a whole time, it's... Okay, we get it. You're watching kids. It just sounds creepy. Man. It's really enjoyable. I recommend Oklahoma if you're into old musicals. I'll give it the recommendation. I'll give it... My expectations were so low, Amy.

It's the greatest scenario for me to walk into. That they were so low. I mean, I give it three and a half out of four Okies. And you give band slam, what? Well, the kids give it. They give it five bobbies out of five. Nice. And then Ramundo on Outer Banks, you give it four boats out of five.

Okay, there you go. Had a pretty good weekend. On Saturday, Eddie, Ramundo, Amy's husband, and myself did some social distance golfing. Amy, what does your husband think about us? because we always wonder if he likes us or not. Oh, I mean, he came home and I said, how was it? He said it was so much fun. Really?

I mean, that's what he thinks of y'all. He's so much more, he's so much cooler and more sophisticated, and he's in the military. And sometimes Eddie and I are like, does he even like us or does he think we're idiots? Amy, your husband even has a cool ringtone on his phone. Like his phone... What is it?

I don't know, but his phone rings, and where ours is like, his is like, what? No, that's, you know, why that is, because he has an android. It's different. It's just, no, it's not cool. Well, I'm going to give me an android tomorrow then because, man, that's so cool.

Ours are like little song jingles. This is like legit, like the president's calling, mine's like blackout peas, my humps, but the low, the lo-fi version. And his is like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we had a really good time. Eddie said, hey, okay, we're going to go at 8 in the morning. And then I'm not trying to get up at 8 in the morning on a weekend, but okay, because Eddie had to get home for his wife for, it was the day before Mother's Day. I don't know. What were you guys? You had some kind of plan? Well, yeah, yeah. The day before was her birthday and the day after it was Mother's Day. So we're like, we want to kind of make it a whole weekend thing. So I was going to basically disappear just for a little bit to play golf and I'll be back by noon or one. So that was the plan. At 8 a.m., it was 39 degrees. Yeah, yeah. Which is no bueno.

Spanish word of the day. No, Bueno. And it warmed up pretty quick, but we had a good time. You can't touch the flags because of corona. You know, you don't grab the stick or anything. But it was good. As long as your husband thinks we're cool, then we all feel like it was a successful event.

Because we worry about that, Amy. Oh, it was success. And, yeah, I think he thinks it's cool. Y'all invite him. So I wonder if he feels the same way about y'all. I think he probably leaves their thinking, oh, I wonder if they like me. Or they think I'm cool.

We're like 14-year-old girls. I hope he likes me. Yeah, we love him. You know, what's funny is, and I don't know too much about this because they've kept a secret purposefully, but there is now a, we'll call it the wags of the Bob Boncho, like wives and girlfriends. What do you call it, Amy, the significant other club?

Oh, well, my husband called it the SOS group, which is significant other support group. Oh, got it. Because Amy's husband and my girlfriend had a big talk because she struggles a little bit with the public life now. And so my girlfriend and Ramundo's fiancé did some social distance hanging out too

because she doesn't have any friends. So there's like a little secondary support group happening here. But they don't share. Yeah, so nothing. Yeah, my husband wanted to make it clear that nothing shared will get brought home. So their conversation wasn't shared with me. I have no idea what he talked to Caitlin

about what Caitlin talked to him about. And so Eddie, Lunchbox, Scuba Steve, Ray, if any of y'all significant others need anything, the group is formed and everybody, it's just like a thing. It's like you're in the club already.

So if they need anything, they just reach out. So they basically just vent to each other about us? It's like fight club. Yeah, they can vent and how did you handle this or how did you feel? And is this okay? Is it normal for me to feel this way? It's just that they don't feel alone. Yeah.

So drop the kids off, ever tired of the kids. Not that kind of a support group, but yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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He was digging caved in and it pinned him Up to his knees in dirt He got trapped in a grave He got trapped in a grave he was digging Are you kidding me? He almost got buried alive In a grave he was digging Isn't that crazy?

That's, yeah. He almost dug his own gray. Okay, yes. That would be ironic. Listen, I do that a lot, not literally. Co-workers called for help but took the rescue crew's 30 minutes to free him. He went to the hospital complaining at chest pains but was later released. That story's nutty, huh?

Also, another story I saw I wanted to bring in real quick, because I know Ramundo loves the white claw. Ramundo, do you still drink white claw right now? I've tried other seltzers. I'll occasionally drink the white claw, but I'm not just, uh, to drinking them. I'm not a, I'll drink other hard shelters because other ones are very good as well. Is White Claw your favorite? I would say it's number one. It's definitely top three and then Bud Light Seltzer is real close behind.

White Claw launched a 70 calorie seltzer with new flavors and less alcohol. How do you feel about that? The less alcohol isn't good because right now I believe it's a little bit more than a beer. So if it's less than you're talking, I mean, you're getting close to almost non-alcoholic alcohol then if you're drinking that. Would you get a less alcohol when if it had less sugar and carbs? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, that's one of the main reasons. I believe carbs are around two grams of carbs in one can and then the calories are really low as well.

That's why they're really popular. Are Amy, are Seltzer's more of a girl drink or kind of a... I feel like girls in Ray. Okay. Who calls himself a man's man? Yeah, yeah. Alpha male Ray. Alpha male Ray.

Alpha Mel Raimundo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy, how was Mother's Day yesterday? It was really good. I mean, got to have a really easy morning and breakfast with everybody, and we did church online. And then I got some time to myself for a little bit.

And then that was it. All I wanted was my me time. I got some gifts and cards from the kids and my husband, so that was thoughtful and nice. What kind of gift? Yeah. I got eye patches and the kids made me cards and yeah that's my gift.

Apparently something else is coming but it didn't arrive in time. I don't know what it is. Oh, you don't know what the big gift is. I don't know if it's big. I don't know what it is. But I do love me a good eye patches. I love putting those on my eyes every morning. So that was thoughtful.

And then something else. And my husband was super disappointed that it didn't arrive. Do you ever use that face thing I got you for Christmas that I mortgage my house over? Yes. Mm-hmm. My face light? Yeah. Do you honestly use it?

Be truthful. It's okay if you don't. I honestly, no, I honestly do use it 100%. I like to use the red light the most for collagen. I don't know what any of that means. I read a story. I was thinking about you because it was about wine and how I used to drink a glass of wine to kind of wind yourself down after having them.

you know, the kids running around all day. The wine is not good for your overall sleep, but actually mess with your sleep cycle. What do you think about that? Yeah, I believe it. I mean, if you drink enough, I think it helps you sleep. But I think the thing is,

it's like what kind of sleep are you getting? Because I've heard, yeah, it'll help you sleep so you think, but the quality isn't that great. So it's not recommended. I woke up from sleep yesterday and had a cough. And I was like,

and I was like, oh no. And my first thought was I have corona, you know? And I thought, oh, no, I have a corona. And I had like a sniffle. But then I asked Alexa what's up with my allergies. And it was like super pollen. But anytime I have anything now, I'm just convinced. And Eddie and I were having the conversation this weekend.

I think now it would be the right time to get it if you had to get it. Right? Because the hospital, they're kind of used to it now. People got to figure out a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Can I go in? I don't know.

I don't know what it's like certain places. Yeah. Well, I thought I had Corona for a little bit. And then my allergies are just so severe. But I did text Jen Wayne from Runaway June who had Corona. And I was like, hey, what's it like when you get it? She was like, well, your taste buds, they fade. So I'm licking everything.

I'm just grabbing things in my fridge, just licking it to see if I can taste it. I was like, okay, that tastes like an apple. And some things I would take and I would not look at it and lick it and try to guess what it was from the fridge. and nailed every one of them 100% don't have corona. That's why I bought that huge jar of jelly beans was for, I got it at the beginning of the quarantine to keep in my house as an easy way to test for coronavirus.

What was that again for the taste of it? Yeah, I read that there was the jelly bean test. And you can always know, that's like a fun game too, guess the flavor of the jelly bean. And if you can, then, uh-oh. That's what they say to you. You chew it and you go, I can't tell everybody goes, oh, oh. They point at you and go, oh, oh, okay.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So restaurants in Texas are able to open back up, and there's a restaurant called Frog in the Bull and Austin. And on their first day, opening back up, they had this family come in. And the man in the family, once they got the bill, he gave it to the waiter and said, go back and double it. And the waiter was so confused because he didn't order double the food.

He just wanted him to double the bill. So he went to his manager and the manager said, well, if the customer wants to double it, we double it. So they charged him double for his meal. Then he tipped $300 on top of that for the waiter. Then he left an additional $1,000 for the house. So his total bill was over $2,000. And they really, really appreciated that because business was definitely slow.

before they were able to open back up. That guy was Matthew McConaughey or Michael Dell. Dang, that's a lot of money. Hey, good for that guy because obviously he cared. And that's what it's all about right now. That was Tell Me Something Good. I'm thinking about bringing baseball back, Amy. And they're thinking about in July and just shortening the season by about half.

How many games do you think, Amy just asking you, you think regular baseball plays in a season? I sent it like 100 and something? It's 162. Okay. The whole suggestion now is to play an 80 game season and then you only play pretty much your regional rivals so you don't have to travel a whole lot

and you can even travel by bus if you need to, you know, if you have to. So, you know, everybody's trying to figure it out now how to get things going because they're showing that Korean baseball. You guys been watching Korean baseball at all? It comes out a little bit. ESPN's been showing it.

That's the one sport they have now. And, you know, the fans that sit in, They are allowing a few fans now, but they have to be really spread out. But mostly it's just seats with pictures of fans. So, yeah, team owners are asking players to take a reduced salary. Since fans won't be a game, that's how they make the money to pay them. I think it's fine to ask the players take a reduced salary if fans aren't there. I mean, I took a reduced salary because when we do this show, they were like, hey, everybody's struggling financially.

A lot of the companies that spend money in advertisement are struggling, so they're having to pull back a little bit. And they said, well, you take a less percentage. It was like two months ago. And I said, absolutely. So I think it would be crazy for the players to not take less if the owners are making less. But you probably need to see the books, though. Anyway, that's happening. It'd be good.

The UFC fights, Amy, did you catch any of those? Or do you care? No, I did not. For those, no. I didn't think you did. So I guess that's a major, UFC, though, that's major contact. So I guess each player. One guy the day before got Corona, had to pull out.

out. Yeah, crazy. Like he didn't get it the day before, but they tested him and he had it and he had to pull out. So yeah, that's it for the show today. Morgan number two, what happened today that people want to check out on the podcast? Well, we did a draft of one named celebrities. If you like our fantasy draft, we drafted one name celebrities. And I'll say there was one person that didn't go until way later than I thought. I was like, how is this person still available in the draft? You can hear that. What else? We heard about Amy's mother. and what all happened on our special day. Yes, Amy's Mother Day.

That is correct. And then what else? You listed the top five best-smelling country artists. Yeah. Kind of an underrated segment from today, I feel. I laid out the top five smelling artists that come into the studio or I know because they just smell good. I don't feel like they get recognized enough.

So we did that in the show too. Check it out. Search for the Bobby Bone Show podcast, wherever you listen to podcasts. Have a great day today. Amy, anything you're doing today? No, same all. I mean, now we're adding house hunting into the mix. So school, this is the last week of school.

So this is exciting. And then, yeah, house hunting. Hmm. What about you? Thank you. I was going to wonder if you're going to ask me or if I was just going to sit over here and be like, hmm. I have a Zoom interview with 24-7 sports.

Even with the company, they're like asking me to do, a little more sports. And so I may dip my toe back in a little bit. I used to a national sports show a few years ago. But I'm doing a Zoom with 24-7 sports today for an interview. I'm talking to Clay Walker today, which we're going to air on the show at a later point. So just work stuff.

Hey, what else is new, right? Thank you, Amy. All right. That's it. Amy has no interest. After she says her part of what she's doing in the day, she just checks out. That's not true. That's not true.

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