The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Morning Confessions + One Second Song Game + Knock Knock Joke-Off

Episode Date: September 3, 2018

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And her kids are boys. She's 40. Teenage boys. Oh, teenage boys. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. And I have permission to talk about this because I said, I have to talk about this and I have her permission. I said, don't worry, I'll say your name. And she was like, I don't care if you say my name, but I'm not going to say her name. Say your name. Say your name. No, but I'm like, this is, she goes, I get that it's not normal, but we've just always been

super comfortable in our house. And she said that she's taking a shower and they need to come in and tell her something. They just, and they have glass shower. They just come in and they talk to her and she said, it's just normal. Nobody's staring or making a big deal, but she doesn't like hide in the shower. She continues showering and they talk to her. And I'm like, and your husband, like this is. And she's like, yeah, it's just how our house is. I was like, okay. Listen, I know it makes you go, uh, at first, but everybody has the same body parts, men and women. That's how she, that's so weird that we have made being naked a dirty thing.

Adam and Eve, we're naked. Really? Yeah, that was a long time ago. No, but I'm saying just because in some cultures, you just walk around naked, it's normal. We've unnormalized it. It is weird for us, but we have. It's like when people use the bathroom,

that's supposed to be gross. Right. It's just because we made it gross. She brought up that too as well. She said, our house is so open. We talk about everything. Like, if they have certain things that happen in the bathroom because she thinks it's healthy.

It's uncomfortable for me, too. Listen, I'm uncomfortable and everybody naked, you know? Wait, sometimes you've answered. Yeah, he does that. Bones, you get naked sometimes. Yeah, but when I get naked, it's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the former. She's, her friends coming from, too, I guess. It's weird, I mean, it's weird, but weird doesn't mean wrong. Right. And I wanted to make sure she knew that because I was freaking out a little bit, and then I said, but I mean. And teenage boys, too. Yeah, and she said.

And their mom. Yeah, those teenage boys, they're all, I mean, they're just wondering things now. But they're growing now. She said it's just not weird and that it's allowed them to have open conversations about everything. It sounds way healthier than how we grew up. Yeah. They said sometimes they'll come home from going over to friends' houses. And she said that her boys will be like, Mom, I don't know.

That family is weird. And she's like, no, honey, we're the weird family. They're probably normal, but we're just, we do things differently because they're so free and open. Yeah, it's odd. It's odd to think about. So I was like, hey, but at least they're not shy to talk to her about anything. But again, the human body, it's like it's so weird that it's taboo. We all have it.

Every single person has it. We weren't born except for the fact that our parents, you know, did the store cussle. Sure. But then we're not supposed to talk about that. Yeah. No. Like all of us were born because, yes, it's weird, but still, that's the thing, huh? And she was like, if I was all I'm thinking of, if I were those kids' friend, I was like, can I come hang out of your house?

Exactly. I need to have mom someone real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah. Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones show. You and your husband get to a fight? Yeah, okay.

So I asked him to heat something up that happened to be in a glass jar in the fridge. And he grabbed it and I guess started, you know, heating it up. But I was in the bathroom, like getting ready. And I walk out and I see the glass jar sitting on top of the stove with the flame, like going, burning. Like, he just got the jar out of the fridge, lit on and everything. Set the jar right on the stove. and turn the flame on. And I'm like, what?

Eddie, maybe it's a guy thing. Like, I don't want to be sexist here. But, like, Eddie, do you know why that's probably not a smart idea? No, it's a glass on a flame. He just heat it up. He was in the military. He knows it's fine. That's exactly.

Okay, then I'm like, okay. Why not, though? Because the glass would break. It could break. It'll pop. And then everything inside will go all over our stove. Oh. And like, no, it could pop the glass like that and go,

poof, you know? Like, just not smart. and that's so the not smartness I was like you know you fly airplanes oh you said that yeah like you're smart and otherwise how can you be so dumb now basically wow it's not my proudest moment but that is what came to my mind because I couldn't believe that he thought that that was a good idea and then he fired back with well if we had a microwave oh dang and and I was like okay solid comeback Really valid.

Still not getting a microwave. But, you know, that's kind of what went down. But, I mean, I was, like, blown away that he's, like, so smart yet it could be so dumb. He's a dude. That's what we do. Phones, don't you think, though, he did it just to prove his microwave? No. No, this is nothing to do with the microwave.

He only said the microwave because I said, you fly airplanes. Like, I don't know. That's kind of dirty, though. I know. I felt low after I said it. And I apologize. I even, I will 100% admit that I took it too far with that comment. but then he was quick and came right back with the well.

Why don't you get a microwave for him? You just not use it. It's a great point. You let your kids eat candy. You don't eat candy. They get candy every once while. Everyone's wine. They let him use a microwave every once in a while.

You don't have to use it. I just feel like I'll find it tempting. I mean, I'm human too. Oh, yeah. Exactly. I'll be like, okay, fine. I'll just put the food in the microwave and zap nutrients. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

Stay-to-the-art microwave. That's so mean. The Bobby Bones show. I just think trying to guess people's middle names is a thing. And you know the Thomas Rett song where it's like, hey, and I try to guess your middle name. So it's this right here. Whoa, yeah, I'm trying to guess your middle name. I was thinking about that.

I don't know everybody's middle name in this room. So, Amy. You know mine. Elizabeth? Yeah. Yeah. See, I knew you knew it. Yeah.

Mine's a William. Yep. Bobby William. Did you guys know that? No. Are you guys on Bobby William? No. Oh, Bobby William, what up?

Okay, so lunchbox, it's got to be something like, so generic. Like Bill? Yeah. I think it would be, what is your, um, Patrick. Yeah, okay, something like that, yeah, yeah, what is it? Whoa, you guys think that's my middle name? What's your middle name? Donald.

No, it's not. Under my grandpa. No. Your middle name's Donald? That goes with your real first name, Donald. So you have your real first name What you can find online I don't even care of to say

It's Dan Donald Your name's Dan Donald No it's not Wait a minute It's like Jason Givlin His fake name is Jason Givold All the time If you ever get a phone

That's my grandpa's name My dad's dad is Donald And that's what my middle name is after You're telling me your name is Dan Donald Is that bad? No no I'll just ask it if That's awesome

NLR is that the truth. Your name is Bobby William. I know, but NLR is that the truth. Dan Donnell. No. Why would you lie? D-D-D-D-D-Vox? Yeah, D-D.

Anyone is yours. Luis. So it's Eduardo Luis. That's what's up. Yeah. Do you want to tell us your mental name? Do I want to tell you so everybody can have my social security number? Oh my gosh.

That's not how it works. Oh, that's not how it works. I mean, I just said. said mine, you said yours, but yet he thinks people are going to get his social. And of all of ours to go after? They're not going to go after your. They're not going to go after Bobby William, dude. I've said a million times.

Oh, people have gotten after Bobby William before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bobby William has a lot of left. Consequently, we have been all gone after because of Bobby William, but go ahead. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. Someone that worked for the IRS and Prince of Town.

Someone that worked for the IRS hacked into the files, into the IRS to try to find my information and then not only they found it, but it's someone who worked for the IRS. Yes, but she didn't have clearance for what she was doing. And that's why it took up. And then she got flagged. And they went after Amy and they went after my girlfriend at the time. And then the law showed up to my house, dropped their badges. And I was like, I'm going to jail.

I don't even know what I did, but I'm going to jail. And they were like, here is this person. And I recognized her from coming to tons of station events. Yep. I haven't seen her. I haven't seen her since. No. I knew exactly there she was.

And the big house, you really think so? for sure he can't do that stuff she's like hacked into the IRS file Can't do that man Do you want to tell us your middle name? You really want me to? Yeah Oh my gosh

He's coming up with another name right now Hit that Thomas Rett clip It's a whole thing I don't get I'm done Get your bobby bones on I wonder if you ever felt this way A husband fakes his own death

To stop his wife's money requests Have I ever felt like faking my own death You know marriage Probably gets tough sometimes to make some irrational thoughts. No, I haven't ever thought about faking my own death. Nope.

One husband found the ultimate excuse, or so he thought, when he tried to fake his own death to stop his wife from asking him for money. He staged photos himself laying in bed with his eyes closed and a sheet over his body.

Who took the photos? The media did report his death. Oh, really? But it did not take long for people to realize it was a hoax. People noticed he appeared to be lying in a doubled bed and the white sheet over his body

was a pillow cover. Local media found him alive. and he said the hoax was a ploy to make his wife of two years believe he had passed away. Wow. He said, my wife would call me every week just to ask me to send more money. I wonder if it's his ex-wife.

Yeah, I was like, why isn't she with him? Every Saturday she would call me telling me I had sent her so much and I needed to send her this much more. So, yeah. Every Saturday, huh? That's faking your death, man. You got that.

I know. And then who takes the picture and knows? Yeah. It's like, Chris, it's not going to work, man. Come on, man, I'm telling you. Chris, trust me, dude. Come on, just take the picture, man. Give me that filibase.

You've got to at least disappear. And give me some options. Take it from higher. No, no, no, let me do it again. Take it again. It's like a photo. It's like Instagram. Yeah, no, no, do it again.

At a filter. Let me see it. Oh, no. You guys are a death filter? Puppy dog. Okay. Let's go over to Morgan number two. She's 24 years old.

Hey! So you guys may remember hubba-bubba bubble gum. Hubba-Bubba. Yeah. I do remember Haba Bubba. So there's now an adult version, and it's liquor in the form of gin, and it tastes like hubba-bubba. It's called sweet little Bubba-Huba bubble gum gin.

How's that sound of you guys? Does it get you drunk? Yeah. What's the alcohol content? All right. Let's do it. Well, yeah. You probably have to chew the whole pack.

Okay. No, it's gin, right? Not gum. No, it's like an actual liquor. Oh. We thought it was gum. I'm so serious, it sounded like it was gin gum. But it's got the bubble gum flavor.

You know how some gum used to have like big red in the middle? Like you bite, I thought that's what it was. You bite the gum and there'd be a little bit of rum inside of it. I often wonder about it because I don't drink. I mean, I never had a drink. So I wonder if I eat candy and there's like liquor inside of it, does that count? No, no, no. Or if you, oh, if you have like.

Yeah, I'm lying, but no. So it is? Yes, it would count because you would be able to taste it. there's still the alcohol. Yeah. What about beer battered onion rings? That's not a thing because that cooks out the alcohol. It does.

So when does that go up on the market, Morgan number two? So it is online right now. It already sold out of the first batch and now you can get on the waiting list for the next round. It's only like 27 bucks. There it is. By the way, I saw a picture you and your boyfriend on Instagram. Yeah? So he's back?

Not quite, but soon. He came in for the last weekend from Wisconsin? No, I went up on our vacation and I spent time with him and his family. Is he skinnier? Does he lost some weight? No? He's looking pretty good. Maybe it's the beard.

Did you notice her boyfriend's looking pretty good? I did. I thought he always was super fit. Oh, I don't know. But maybe it's the beard that makes him look skinnier. Oh. Yeah, I tell him I said he's looking pretty cute. I won't tell.

Don't say that. No, no, don't do that. All right, Morgan number two. Thank you. Bobby Bones is on. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So there's this five-year-old boy, never gotten on a diving board. so scared to jump into the deep end head first. And this 95-year-old Air Force veteran happened to be at the pool at the same time. And was like, you know what, kid? I'm going to show you how it's done. There is nothing to be scared up. Wait, 95 years old, 95. 95.

It served in World War II. Wow. Yeah, got up on the diving board. And, like, family members had to help him get up there, though, because, you know, he's elderly. So then he leaned over, did a half-dum. half belly flop straight into the pool, but you know what? It gave the little boy the courage to go right behind him. That belly flop wasn't planned, right?

He probably just wasn't able to fully get there. But I bet the kid liked the effort. Totally. Yeah, that belly flop hurts. Probably that he was like, oh, that was in the state. Here we go. Oh, no. Yeah.

He was taken in the hospital. Who was? I'm joking. Oh, Amy. Okay, so there we go. Okay, thank you very much. That is your Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Oregon. A man was on a nice hike. He gets to the top of a waterfall. He's like, oh, perfect place for a selfie. Oh, yeah.

He climbs out on the waterfall. Oop, loses his balance, slips, falls 50 feet. Wow. Lands on a rock and breaks his pelvis. Oh, no. Did he get the picture, I wonder? I don't know. And I don't know if he has his phone still because as he's falling, he gets, whoo!

Oh, man. That's such a bummer. Yeah. He needs to come up with a better story. He does? Yeah. Other than I was trying to take a selfie. Oh, the video's crazy.

Oh, there's videos? Because there's people down the bottom. Oh, no. So someone sees him holding the phone up, and then he goes. Oh, no, you don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. It's bad. It's bad.

It's bad. I'm going to watch it again. I'm Fudge Fox That's your bonnet story of the day Come on y'all Bobby Bones Show Folks it's your buddy and mine

Mr. Bobby Bones Let's talk to Mike D for one second Mike D writes a lot of our games Mike D has now his top three

Netflix shows of the year Is that right? Yeah You just watch the staircase I did And I said Hey the first episode It's kind of sucky

Yeah I stopped I was the first one initially Yeah we talked about that Because we both gave up It's definitely like a snoozer Yeah And I was like I said trust

me. I don't say that often. So, trust me. Get back into the show. So you watch the second episode, it was pretty good. Yeah. And then around episode three, it picked up. It was really good. Right? Yeah. Wasn't the staircase a fantastic show overall? Fantastic. Really good. It's so tough. Eddie, did you watch it? No, but can I just start

it at three then? No, you have to. No, you need to know the... It's Lucky Charms, man. You got to eat the oats before you get to the marshmallows. Okay. And it's oats galore. Because that first episode... Two episodes. You just think to yourself, it's never going to get good. Oh, man. But man, it does. Okay. So what Mike D has here is the top three Netflix show of the year, according to you, right?

Mike D is a 27-year-old guy, wears all black, likes punk rock. He wants a face tattoo. He has a post-malone. Yeah. Currently has his first-ever girlfriend. Just giving them some background here. You know Mike D's skateboards? I just found out.

Yeah. Are you pretty good or no? No, not really. But you do enough? I can go on it and do a couple tricks. That's about it. All right. At number three on your best Netflix shows of the year, Mike D.

I went with the staircase. The staircase. There's a lot. Very good. All right. That's a lot. Number two. I went with season two of glow.

Yeah, it's pretty good, huh? Yeah, I like a lot. Amy, did you watch Glow season one? No, I've never seen it because you told me it probably wasn't my thing. Glow. It's probably not. Yeah. Only because you now have kids and your time is so divided.

Right. That if you only get one thing, I don't think this is it. Which I appreciate that. Yeah, but I did really like it. What's a quick synopsis on that? It's based on the true story of, of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling back in the 80s, the female wrestling. Okay, got it.

And so, but it's a scripted show. It's kind of funny. It's only like 23-minute episodes. Okay. But it's good. Yeah, yeah. And the number one show on Netflix this year, Mike D. Evil Genius.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Amy, watch that one? Yeah. What is your synopsis of evil genius? Oh, man, that was just crazy. The whole, what happened with him and how the mastermind behind it. She was crazy.

Well, so okay, here's the point. Thanks for telling us all that. The guy goes into a bank with a bomb around his neck, and he robs the bank. And it's not a spoiler, but the cops are going, okay, that's not real. Or if it is real, you're the one that put it there. Well, then the bomb goes off and blows them up. And you're going, wait a minute, what just happened? And so it's a docu-series on Netflix.

Amy, what's your... How would you describe the show? It was crazy. Bobby, okay, back up. So give me the synopsis of the show. Okay, back up. You get on to... me a lot for spoiling things.

So, like, I get nervous about what I should say and what I shouldn't say. So what you're getting on to me for getting on to you for spoiling things? Man, she turns up around quick. Is that a reflection? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Mike D, thank you very much. I just, I don't disagree with any of those picks.

I think they're all fantastic. But what about wild-out country? Oh, it's a good one. That's good. Yeah. But you only had three, Amy. But are we just getting old? We think all the real stuff's good.

All the old, the documentaries on real life stuff. Morgan number two, you're 24. Do you think those shows are good or no? No, honestly, I like to watch the feel-good stuff, the comedies, rom-coms. I don't really watch the serious stuff. There's some rom-com in Wild Wild Wild Country. No, there isn't. Zero.

Wild Wild Country is a show a documentary about this group that took over in Oregon. Yeah. And they bought hundreds and hundreds of thousands of acres of land. And they built their own basically country in America. Basically trying to take over the state. It's unbelievable. Yeah, watch that. Mike D. Thank you very much.

Thanks. for me here. Ramundo, who sits in the glass room, and what he does is he edits audio all day. I cut commercials, all the things that you hear on the show, all the clips of songs. Like, that's what he does. He's cutting, cutting, cutting. And so he comes to me and he says, hey, you know what the listeners want? I said, no, what do the listeners want?

Usually what they call for and what they're asking, they say, more talk, less music. Okay. And so what do you then propose? The thing that came to me was, why don't we speed up the songs? It's logical So have you sped up some songs to hear? Yeah, I have some examples How it would sound in the morning

When you're listening to these songs, Sped Up So that means If the song was sped up There's more time for us to be able to talk Yeah, you're going to have 30 seconds to a minute More every segment to talk, explain about your life And have fun on the air Okay, so what is the first song I have up here

Is I was Jack, you were Diane Okay, so this is a song if you're not familiar with it Now, if we're doing the show, you'd rather it sound like Yeah! Yeah! That's all. Like we did it. It makes me want to talk faster. How much time does that shave off?

Well, that one right there in particular is going to shave off 20 seconds for the whole song. Then I've fed up others even faster, so it's going to give you probably two minutes more a segment. Oh, wow. Okay, so... Come in. You know this song from Keith Irv? Yes. Okay, Ray has sped this one up here.

Come in. People are going to be driving your kids in such a hurry. The speeding tickets are just flying up. Not to mention, Keeleman, I might not like that. But even, like, yeah, I mean, think of how much more content we could cover if we all just bit up our talking. That's true, too. No, she's doing that. We can talk about so much.

We're not going to talk about more. Kenny Chesney get along. Speed this one up? Yeah, it's got to be trimmed up. Speed it up. That way we can talk more. That's funny, but we try Get along.

We can't always Love the upper hand They want, learn to dance Come on, I vote, Rickon, Say song Never win

Get along, get along, Yeah, Yeah, long, Yeah, That's funny. What about the slow songs Are like Mercy? Like, this may be tough.

It can still be done. So a slow song Like Brett Young Mercy We could speed it up. It's gonna sound a little different. It's gonna break my heart to break. It's like techno. It's like techno.

It's like techno. You may have a mark to make. Hey, is this. If you ever love me, and mercy. And then we get back to the show. It's like number two this week, Mercy. All right, we're back.

What a jam. I love that song. Well, thank you, Raymond. Big hit right now. I'd be interested to hear. Morgan Evans kiss somebody sped up, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah?

Mm-hmm. All right. Bones, it's weird at first. It really is weird at first, but people might get used to this. I feel like everybody would just get where they needed to go, like, Way early. Are most things uncomfortable, too, before they're awesome?

Yes. It might sound weird, but it's not wrong. All right. You want to see if you can name the song by one second of a name? Yeah. See if you can name this song right here. One second of it. Most people are good.

Yeah. There you go. Hey, let's just go around real quick. Oh, well, this is hard. Is it? It's a tough one. I mean, I don't know. Sometimes.

That's a full, you're only getting one second of the song. A full second. Okay, that one doesn't count as a point. Oh. You ready for this one? Amy, Amy, song number one, one second of it. Shades on top, back, rolling the windows, run me, baby.

What? Interesting. Windows back, round around me, baby. Pour it on easy now. Just chilling it. Coles Rundell. Chilling.

I'm sorry. I can't. I already hit the buzzer anyway. She got there, though. She sang the whole song. She did. I did. I did not.

minutes. Yeah, from one second, I got all that, though. No point for you. Lunchbox. Yeah. Name the song, one second of it. There you go. One second of it. You can't get irritated. Yeah, stop. Go ahead. Three seconds?

I do, cruising. Cruising. I know it's not it, but I come in. So close. Eddie, you get one second of the song. And I can get one point right now. That's right. Take the lead. Come on. Ready?

See? Here it again. One second. That's it. There you go. Yeah. It's my kind of party. Oh, no, small town boy. I'm going to tell you this game does not seem hard to me because I'm looking at the answers. Yeah, it's tricky. But I think I'd be really good at it.

Okay, I'm ready. Yeah. You get one second. I have to pretend this is for somebody else because then I know it. Okay, sure. Whatever he takes you. Here you go. Wow, that's amazing. That one's it, right?

I love that one. What? That one's a home run. Come on, Amy. You want to hear it again? One second of the song. Come on, Amy. It's like a blinker or something.

Is it? Or a TikTok. We know it's a TikTok. Go ahead. Time. Father of Time. Father, June. Good guess.

Amy. What? Eddie, I know you know it. Yeah, I do know it. Okay, so it's got to be something. Is it a little bit different? It's not current country. Just play it and you sing it.

Is it? Okay. Ready? Here you go. Take a seat Come on a One of the One of the biggest songs

Yes, of course I hear it now Morgan number two Did you know that one? I knew that one, yeah Lunchbox, do you know that one? No Okay, thank you. I never bashed you.

I was like, man, that's a tough one. Lunchbox, ready? Yeah. One second out of the song. Come on. You got this one. Everybody knows it when it's not their turn. I know.

Yeah. Oh, that's tequila. Wow. So, yes. You've got to have this to tie. Oh, my goodness. Amy, you've been eliminated. Eddie DeTai.

He got so lucky. He wins. Okay, all right. Ready? No pressure. Got it. Go ahead. You want to hear it again?

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Dirt on my boots. My boots. Oh, it's on, LV. Sudden death. Oh.

Write your answer down. Oh, right my answer. I need to pit. Eddie and Lunchbox. They're at it. I'm shaking. Here we go. I'm not shaking.

I'm confident. I want this win so bad. Song number one. Write them down. Here we go. There you go. Hit it again. Eddie is just writing to make noise over there.

It's a long title lunchbox. Yeah, it's a long one. You know it lunch. Hey, Amy. Amy's reading his Eddie. Eddie's the villain in games now. Because I always win. Hit it again.

You guys have to be quiet. Oh, sorry. What song is that? I think I got that. He's stressing. No, there's no stress in my breath. I've only mentioned it seven times. That's what to rhyme.

Oh, you have? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Then I got it wrong. Lunchbox, what do you think it is? The dance. I don't think that's a terrible guess. Why not it?

I don't think it's a terrible. Well, I just get him. Okay. The fact that he got the name of a song. Oh. Eddie, for the win. Are you ready, bones? Yeah.

Mercy. It is. You want a bonus one, Eddie? Yes, please. Nope. No, you've been eliminated. Stop. Eddie, this is a tough one.

It's only for the winner. Oh. Sugar Land. Oh, okay. Stuck like blue. Nope. It's babe. Nope.

Nope. Dear mom and dad, please send money. Oh, what is it? It's all I want to do. All I want to do. There he is. Give this guy a piece of candy. Yeah.

A piece of candy. Yeah. Eddie was admiring my Forrest Gump shoes in him. You know, I had like these red, white, blue Nikes. The running ones? Yeah, they're the same ones that Forrest Gump ran into the movie. So I bought him up here and brought him to him this morning. And I was like, hey, man, I got you some shoes.

And now he won't stop doing Forrest Gump impression. Oh, I've just been looking at him being like, and I ran from one side of the ocean. And when I got there, I just turned around and ran back. Is that ever not funny? Our Forest Gump impression is ever not funny? I love them. There's so many of them. And everyone quotes them and everyone knows them because they all saw the movie. Is that the most quoted movie of our lifetime, Forrest Gump?

Hmm. Like, think about it first. What do you think, Amy? You think Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime? Probably. I mean, especially when you do it with his voice. I think a big part of it is one, the movie was five hours. Yeah, it was really long. Two, it was a monster movie. And three, it was kind of easy to do the impression. Even if you can't do impressions, everyone kind of do Forrest. Right. Because I can't do an impression.

When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. And when I had to go, I went. Hailed it. So good. Morgan number two with the Forrest Gump. Come on, Morgan. Is it a thing?

Yeah, I mean, people do that all the time. I love Forrest Gump. But is that a movie, like for me, gone with a win? It was before my time. Yeah, yeah. But Forrest Gump, is that before your time? I don't think so. I'm not sure when it filmed, but I love it.

Life is like a box of chocolate. Oh, my goodness. There she is. Okay, okay. That's pretty terrible. I know. That's good. I like that.

That's pretty terribly awesome. I think that Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime. Anyone want to throw one in the ring here? Pretty woman? No. No. The only pretty woman quotes that I know. Don't put baby in a corner.

That's dirty dancing. Ah, see? Right. What's your pretty woman quote? Because have you, you've never even seen it Where she's like, I'm a hooker No. Is that?

No. Oh, is that on the quorum? No. No, you know the one where she's shopping and she goes back into the store with all the shopping bags and she goes, big mistake, huge. I have to go shopping now. So if anyone ever says big mistake, huge, they're referring to pretty woman.

I say that. I guess I know that quote. I didn't know that quote. Or, or, oh, my goodness, I got a runner in my panty-ho. I'm not wearing any panty hose. Oh, boy. I've heard that one too. But I think Forrest Gump still is.

Anchorman, there's a lot of. It wasn't as big because it was a cult comedy. And Forrest Gump, everybody loved Forrest Gump. I think Forrest Gump's the greatest movie of our lifetime. For sure. Number one. Yes. Pound for pound.

That and Shawshank Redemption. That's number two for me. Would you agree or disagree with that? Well, the other two I was thinking of were, Step brothers or mean girls? Those are the two that I hear a lot of quotes on. Step brothers again, I loved it, but I don't think most of America. It didn't penetrate most of America.

Mean girls, though. Solid. Yeah, people quote that on a lot. Lunchbox anything? I think Forrest Gump's just because of life is like a box of chocolates, I don't know, a single mean girls tweet or quote, whatever. I don't even know that movie. Is that Lindsay Lowhan? Yeah, it's Lindsay Lowhan.

Napoleon Dynamite for a certain quick times. God. God. Delicious bass Yeah What's the other one that he does Oh his brother Kim So what's you talking about? Stop

Right, you do that? I don't remember I don't know dude I think maybe just the character Uncle Rico probably Amy's fascinated with Uncle Rico It's her husband she does Yes All right

It's time for the good news Tell me something good Much Box you're up babe There's a men's club in Saginaw, Michigan. They collect shoes every year for underprivileged kids. This year they had the breakfast of champions, and they surprised 300 kids with brand new pairs of shoes. And over the nine years, they've donated 3,000 pairs of shoes.

Man, that's really cool. Good for them. Where is that? Saginaw Michigan. Saganon, Michigan. Shout out. Shout out. Shat to Saganon. You ever been to Saginaw? No, you know where it is in Michigan?

Is it like... Hey, Ray, you're from Michigan? Where's Saginaw. Yeah, it's in the Lower Peninsula. Are you making that up? No, it's in the LP. So what part did you live? I was in the upper peninsula right next to Wisconsin and Minnesota.

Is that the mitten? Above the mitten. You lived above the mitten? It's the snow that falls on the mitten. So in the state of Michigan, I know the mitten. There's a part above the mitten that's not even connected to the mitten. The only way it's connected is by a bridge. So you look at it and go, that's the snow?

Yeah. Fall on the mitten? Yeah, because it looks like snow falling on a mitten. Huh. So you lived on an island? Yeah, I didn't even live in the mitten. and everybody always assumes that. So, like, point in the mitten.

I wasn't in the mitten. Oh, man. He was the snow that falls on the mitten. You were so unfairly judged. Exactly. Wow. Oh, well, shout out, Saginaw, and shout out to that group.

That's pretty cool. That's telling me something good. Bob and Bonesh. You can find us on Facebook, too, at Bobby Bones Show. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around,

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Borg. Monday, Monday. Na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I don't know. I don't know. Man. It's just like summer's over kind of. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's over. It's back. All the things are happening right now. Amy with the Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call a pond filled with fake fish? What do you call a pond filled with fake fish? A decoy pond.

A decoy pond. Get it? Coy fish? Yes. Come on. That was the Morning Corny. And there you have. it.

Another corny down. All right. Thanks for hanging. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Monday morning confession. The only thing about this is you call, you tell us your confession, you're good to go. Yeah. You've been forgiven.

Well, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of. Hey, Krista in Boston, you're on the air. Hello. Hi, how are you? Good. Monday morning confession.

Go ahead. What you got? I am going to be purchasing concert tickets. to, and without him, my husband knowing I'm purchasing them. Okay, well, here's the hang-up on this for me. It just depends what the concert is. It's Colst Landau and Dustin Lynch. Yeah, we're good with that one.

We're good with that one. Yeah. We're good with that one. I already have tickets to Kenny Chesney. So I'm good, but he doesn't know about this one. So what would he say if he found out you were buying these tickets without him knowing? He would probably say the kids have school clothes to purchase, and we should have done it that way first.

Yeah, but school clothes versus Colesvindel? Come on. Come on. You're forgiven. Come on, you're forgiven. Don't worry about it. This will make memories. Yeah.

Those don't make memories. Winter. Who needs mittens in Boston? You know what I mean? Paul in Ohio. What's up, buddy? Hey, how's it going? I have told my boss that I need to take my kids to school on Friday mornings

so I can listen to the Friday morning dance party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For sure. At 9 o'clock and I don't show up until 9 o'clock and I don't show up until 9 o'clock. 15 every Friday because it ends my week with just feeling great. You got those kids. I get it.

As a parent, it's your duty to make sure they get to school. That's right. A.K. listen to the dance party. Yeah, we like that way. Hey, that's a good call. Hey, it's a good call. Hey, listen, Friday morning confessions or whatever, what's it? Monday. Yeah, Monday. Yeah. Body bones, y'all. It's a Bobby bones show.

Time now for Monday morning confessions. Let's go over and talk to Carissa. Hey, Carissa in Alabama. Emma. Hi, how are y'all this morning? We're really good. How are you this morning? I'm doing great on my way to work. Well, tell me something here. Well, whenever me and Mike's hoping, we're getting ready to go through our divorce and all, I went and was packing all my stuff to move out, and I went and took his favorite Miami toothbrush, and I scrubbed the toilet with it.

What? My goodness, man. What? And I never, ever even told him, so he usually listens to y'all, so he'll probably find out this morning. Oh, great. So in your heart, what were you proving with that? It was really just getting back at him for all he had done to me. I tell you, those toothbrush ones are tough for me because I'm such a germaphobe. It's so tough for me to go, what if I have brushed my teeth with someone's poop? Yeah, because that's what that is.

How do you feel about yourself right now, Chris? Do you feel like that's still justified, like worth it? Do you wish you wouldn't have done it? Oh, I probably would do it again. You would do it again. Well, I say one thing about you. You hold true to your convictions. That's so gross.

It leaves a bad taste of your mouth. Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Oh, man, that's a tough one right there. Let me do one more. Hey, Tasha in Arkansas, Monday morning confessions. Yes, I actually lie to my children. When they act up or act bad or something happens in the house,

I actually tell them that there are cameras and all the light bulbs at the house so I'll tell them well I'll just go check the cameras and they always end up tattling on themselves Like a casino Yeah that's pretty much Like you have security in our house

Cameras on all the things Oh that's a good idea It's actually a good one Oh look at you too I like that What? Right take taking a note I might steal that one Hey well thank you for the call

I appreciate where do you live in Arkansas Hot Springs You know that's my town I know that's what I told them Yeah that's my town Well, hey, thank you very much. Hopefully, I'll see you soon. See you soon, Cousin Tasha?

Yeah, it's probably your cousin. Oh, is that right? Oh, Amy. What? What? Is that right, ain't. You can't make that joke, Amy? You can't make that joke, only I can.

Whatever. So, Lunchbox mentors a kid. He doesn't like to talk about it because he's always like, I'm tough. I don't do nice things. But he does. Like, he mentors a kid. How old is the kid? He is in second grade.

Eight. Yeah. So you can tell them what happened. So I was at mentoring the other day, and I don't know if they're just learning about this whole 911 thing or whatever, but we're walking by, like, I guess it's the information desk where a receptionist usually sits during the day, and there's a telephone back there. And he runs back there and dials 911. And he called and they answer, and he's like, I just called to say, what up. And he hung up the phone. Oh, no.

What did you do, mentor? What'd you do? You probably told them to do it. Exactly. They all lie. They both laughed and ran away. I'm just like, do it again, do it again. No, I'm just like, you did not really just call.

You did not really just call. I'm like, oh, my goodness. And they call right back. I'm like, no, everything's good. But then they had to sit a cop up there. Boy, yeah, you answered. Everything's good. It's okay.

An adult man answered. Nope. I know an eight-year-old just called, but that's all right. I know I'm an adult man. Unknown with an eight-year-old. All good here. I promise, I'm not dangerous. I'm a good guy.

Trust me. That's no teeth, Keith. All good. I had the best mentor, too. He taught me everything enough. Good thing you answer that phone lunch. We'll be at the park. I mean, what is I supposed to do?

Oh, man. So, oh, my stomach hurts to laugh at the tour. So he calls 911. They call back. You answered. They say, is there a problem? I said, no, and I tried to explain the situation.

I'm the mentor. I said, well, look, I mentored this after-school program and I'm the mentor. That's my mentee. And I guess they're learning about 911 and he just saw the phone and he called and they're like,

and I'm like, everything's good. And they're like, okay, and they send a cop up there anyway just to make sure. So when the cop arrives. Oh, I didn't handle it out to that. That's when the head of the program has to deal with it.

I don't have to deal with that. I was like, did you mentor your kid and you afterward about that and what happens. Well, I was just like, you can't do that. Like, you're going to get in trouble. He's like, no, no, they tell you to call 911. And I was like, and so now he's suspended for a couple days.

Oh, no. From what? From the after school program. Because you can't do that. He got suspended? Absolutely. Can you go rogue mentoring? No, no, I can't go rogue because they pick up with the school bus and everything

and bring it to the facility. Amy brought up a great point that was totally laughed over because we're all laughing. Lunchbox was mentored. hung a kid that got suspended on his wife. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So, guys, you should have gotten suspended.

You can't bite me. You're suspended. I am not the one that picked on the phone and called 911. You have to start putting that probably in your application to mentor. Like, you're a permanent record. Your mentee got suspended from mentor. So tell us about your past experience. Oh.

Well, got a kid kicked out of mentee class. That kid's like later in life. Like, it's wherever. So what are you in for? Well. It all started. He's like, well, it all started back when I was in second grade. And I had this mentor named Lunchbox.

Dang, dude. Dang, dude. Do you tell your kid about the gang you were in, little white criminals? No, I haven't told him anything about that. I'm trying to teach him, like, respect and how to respect others. Keep your hands to yourself. Keep your hands of yourself. All right.

Treat others how you want to be treated things like that. You try to teach him that. and you got to do like in the second semester we'll do smart goals where they come over the goal that's you know specific measurable

attainable and traceable what's your goal oh you forgot the R what's R you didn't do R R you didn't do R

reachable did you say it yeah I think I said reachable okay okay no because that's attainable I don't remember

but you never remember the world no it's something like that if you forget just call 911 911 they get all the answers The Bobby Bones

Show Here's the dumb debate of the day Do you put ketchup in the cabinet or the refrigerator? Now think about it before you answer I know I know too Write it down because I don't want you guys All affecting each other

Do you put ketchup in the cabinet Or the refrigerator We'll go all the way around the room Everybody's in here It's the dumb debate of the day I like to get everybody around Gather around the microphones To the dumb debate of the day

Amy I'm going to start with you You got a bottle of ketchup You squirt it Then you put it back Where? In the fridge In the fridge she said Okay

All right Morgan number two What do you think Definitely in the fridge In the fridge Wow two fringes Okay Eddie Come on man

It's only one place to put it In the fridge In the fridge Wow Mike D Where do you put the Row down in the fridge Wow all you fridgers

Bonds Ramundo Where do you put the Fridge Wow Am I the only one That's going cabinet Stop, but you're the only one going restaurant?

Oh, they leave it out. Okay, so, but here's the deal with restaurants. I leave it out. I mean, not only do I put it back in the cabinet. Yeah. Okay, restaurants go through ketchup, like, super fast. Me too. There's a high turnover.

Yeah, me too, every day. Daily. More. Okay. That used to be me, and when I cut back on ketchup, I cut back on, like, I lost weight because ketchup was like a carrier of food, so I'd eat more. But I think you should probably be putting it in the fridge. I don't really eat that much ketchup.

That's exactly what. my point. Yeah, thank you for saying that. Yeah, put in the fridge, dude. Now you really need to put the fridge. I think I just leave it out and forget about it. I'm like, yeah, whatever. I was reading the internet poll and it's like 52 to 48, which we're not the same. Like, you guys are mostly all fridgers and now I've been convinced, so we're all fridgers now. Oh, wow, good. Maybe just fridge shamed me. She did. Yeah, I know what that feels like. But yeah, ketchup goes in, according to you guys, the fridge. Yeah. I wonder what lunchbox will put it.

Ooh, you have to guess. What's up with him? Anybody talked to him? Nope. I have not talked to him. Raymunda? I talked to him the other day. What did he say? Said that he sleeps in intervals now.

He can only get maybe two and a half hours of sleep. No, no. He told us that he was going to be sleeping the whole time. No, he said he's got to wake up and he'll take care of the baby. He said he'll watch TV with the baby. Because his wife has to pump all the time. So she'll just sit with the pump and he'll sit with the kid. But he told us he was going to be getting all his naps the same.

She is going to be taking care of all that. This baby was not going to be. This baby was not going to change his life, he said. Yeah. Is he still doing Yeager? No. What about rec soccer? I wonder if he's hit up any games.

Oh, he does put that on his Insta story. What? When he's playing rec soccer still going? Oh, yeah. Even with the baby? He's all sweaty. Yeah. He's running with the baby?

What do you call? Babyjorn. Is that what it is? Yeah. Well, no lunchbox here again today. We're kind of figuring out what's going on with him. He's just home. Apparently waking up every two hours.

Like a normal good dad. And he does diapers, too. Yeah, he told us that we told us that. one gross to him. He says he does them every day. Eddie did not do diapers of his boys. I did about maybe five total. Nah, less than 10.

Through two sons. Yeah. 10. No, no, you're five. We're going with five. You did five? Can we do five each? Because, I mean, just do 10. It makes me sound a little better. Amy, how do you feel about that? If your husband and you had two babies, he only changed five diapers your entire for your entire baby. Yeah, I wouldn't feel very good about it at all.

Would you probably get divorced? Probably. Whoa, whoa, really? There was this one time where like, You know, he had clearly pooped in his diaper, and I was like, I'm not doing anything in that. So what'd you do? I just, like, when my wife came home, he's like, oh my gosh, he's like, he's got pooping his diaper. I'm like, really? Like, for how many hours did you let him sit like that? Like an hour.

Eddie, that's so wrong. I would do it for myself. That was my whole mentality and the whole thing. Would I sit and poop for an hour? Sure. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. An attempt at kidnapping in a small town near Minneapolis was stopped

Thanks to a neighbor being nosy Video footage shows a woman outside a domino's pizza When a man walks up grabs her And forces her across the street to his van The neighbor heard some screaming Thought it was kids playing Wanted to go see exactly what was going on But she saw a woman being forced into a van

Oh my goodness So she calls cops and goes I think I'm seeing a kidnapping And they pulled over the van got the person out of it. Wow. How thankful are you if you're that woman that someone came out?

Because me, I hear something. I don't go check on it. Actually, I run from it. I go, what is that? I don't want to get beat up. I go. That's crazy. The kidnapper's been caught.

Shout out. I guess there's no name, huh? Would you want your name, Lunchbox for you to do this? Absolutely. If you're going to do something heroic in the news, you need to get your publicity because then people start a GoFundMe page for you

and you become rich. Her name, they're handing me to me. Cindy Vadnace. Do you want to give her some money for GoFundMe? No, I don't, but somebody will. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show.

Come on, Bob. Let me ask you a question. This is weird, and I think you'll probably go, oh, once it sets in. Is there anybody that you follow on Instagram, and you feel like you're probably way better friends with than you're, but you're really not? Like, you just see them, and you watch them, and you're like, you feel like you know them better than you do.

Yeah. And you kind of wish you did. Like, is there anyone like that? Yeah. Who for you? Oh, me. I'm super close with Karen Fairchild. There you go.

Yeah, we're, I mean, we talk all the time. Like, um... From Little Big Tag. On comments or in stories, you know? Yeah. Like, um, or likes. We have a really good relationship. Is there anybody lunchbox that you watch?

You don't follow anybody. No, but my wife. Like Fox follows zero people on Instagram. Yeah. She follows Carly from The Bachelor. Yeah. And she thinks they are best friends. She's never met the woman in her life.

And she's like, oh my gosh. Carly was doing it. And I'm like, you've never met her. You've never talked to her. She's like, but we would be best. And she talks to me all about her life. She thinks they are best friends. And she lives here and she lives in Nashville.

And she's like, one day, one day, watch. We're going to be friends because I follow her on Instagram and our personalities are the same. Is that amazing? Because I'll tell you mine in a second. But here, you can call us, if you have one, where you follow somebody and you're like, oh, like, I have this bond with him. They don't even know it. The number is 877-Bobby. That's phone number.

Eddie, anybody that you follow? Not really. I mean, if I had to pick one, it would be like Chris Jansen. Like, I feel like I'm on the road with him every weekend because he comes a lot on the road. And he doesn't come off the road. That's right. Yeah. Mine is Jaron Johnson from Cadillac 3.

Like, his kid, Jude the dude. Like, I know the whole story. Dude, the dude's his kid's name? Yeah. And, Jude, he's just a baby. And he's lived like two lives, the rock and roll life and the dad life. Yeah. And so it's like...

And I know Jaron, but I don't know him as well as I feel like I do from Instagram. Like, I feel like we're best friend. So that's the lead singer of the Cadillac 3. And yeah, I'm like, oh, dude, I took a picture today. I got to talk back to us sometimes, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan number two, do you have anybody that you... Because you're the young.

demo. What do you got over there? Johnny Kardashian? No. Honestly, I think my number one would probably be like, honestly, Amy. I followed her before. And like I was like, oh, we totally get along if we hung out before. Like, just following her through socialism working. And do you get along? Yeah, we get along. There you go. There you. There is. That's what happened. Cassidy, who do you follow on Instagram where you feel like you know them better than you really do? Cassidy, I know you there. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Sorry. Yeah, go ahead. I followed Lauren Aitken's on Instagram, and I swear we're best friends.

Oh, Thomas Rett's wife. Yes, Thomas Rett's wife. They do a good job. Like, Thomas, they do a good job at being, like, personal on there. That's good, that's a good one. Thank you for the call. Brook in Phoenix City, Alabama. Who you follow one that you're like, I feel like I'm their friend?

Oh, my goodness. All of you guys. I feel like, you're my best friend, Amy's my best friend, Eddie. It's kind of weird. like I know everything about your life. Well, I appreciate that. Not lunchbox, though. Yeah.

It's true last night. Whoa, what's so wrong we had to make it so right? You're all this on. All of our Instagrams are up on bobbybones.com. You follow the Jaron? The Jaron. The Jaron. And that song's a jam too, right?

Let's be serious. Let's be serious. So we're going to do Knock Knock Joke Tournament, and winner moves on. First up, producer Raymond versus me. Winner moves on. Producer Raymond, are you ready? Mm-hmm. All right, hit me with that joke.

All right, knock-knock. Who's there? The. The Who? It's a great band, isn't it? I like it. Amy name won the Who song. Yeah, they played the Super Bowl.

Okay, eight years ago. Stop it. Okay, I'll get my turn. My turn. Knock, knock. Who's there? No, Ray's got to do it. It.

Oh, guys. Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy, me, rolling. They Hayden. Uh-oh.

Oh, you have music. Wow. Bontas music. There are no rules. Ray, you should have been in a clip of the who. That was Fonzie. Hey. Morgan number two, who is the winner?

I'm going to have to go with you, Bobby. Oh, shit. Thank you very much. Daisy me rolling. Daddy. All right. Next up, round number two, Amy versus Lunchbox. You will do each other's who's there, okay?

Lunchbox, go ahead. Oh, you want me to go first? Go ahead, lunchbox. Knock, knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop. Gross.

No thanks. Oh, boy. Oh, goodness. He loved that. Amy loved it too. Yeah. Okay. Amy, go ahead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe Mama. Okay. No way. They're the weakest.

There's the weakest here. Joe Mama? That's awesome. Are you joking? Wait, what? Bobby. Sorry if you didn't have clips. Okay.

Morgan number two, picked, A winner of those two. Yeah, Joe Mom. Yeah, that's a little hard, but I'm going to have to go with lunchbox. Yeah! What? Moving on! Are you joking?

Hey, good a too. Not my poo? She must like that poo humor. Yeah. That must be her type of... Okay. Okay, so we'll come back for the championship round. We play the song.

And it's Lunchbox versus Me? Is that right? That's it. Yeah. Oh, boy. Body Bonjo. National Knock Knock Championships are today. The final two competitors are lunchbox to myself.

Lunchbox, you're up. Go ahead. Knock, knock. Who is there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, you fool. Cows go.

Moo. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. Woo! Is that one over your head?

You didn't get it or what? Oh, got my over it. I mean, you were like stunned. You're like, wait, I don't get it. Oh, Cal's not. Oh, got it. Okay. I'm ready.

Do I get to go two, do you do two jokes in the final round? No, just one. Oh, okay, because I had another one. It was good. Yeah, you didn't think it was good either, huh? No, I have plenty. Now he's begging for another one. Let's go.

I have another one. Go ahead. Knock, knock. Who's there? A door. A door who? A door is between us. Open up.

What? Oh, my goodness. That one's over here. That one's over here. All right, that's good. Our judges. Morgan number two. Man, I don't know what it is.

I think lunchbox is making me laugh. I'm going to go with lunch. Yeah. Woo! What? Nobody even laughed at it is. No one laughed at yours, bud. No one laughed at yours.

Amy? I liked your delivery. I'm going with a door is between us. Open up. One to one. Open up. Raymond, final call on the championship here. I got to go bones.

I've heard lunchboxes like ten times. Yeah! Thank you very much. You guys are such wimps. Let me tell you. You guys are scared to vote against your boss. I mean, that was probably the true. Oh, come on.

That was probably the worst joke in the whole competition, and you gave him the championship on it. Oh, my goodness. Victory lap. Okay, go. Amy, knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen.

Doesn who? Does anybody want to open? I'll let me in. It's cold out here. Doesn't. Oh, does anybody. Okay. Oh, see, that's what I'm saying.

You guys gave that the championship. No, that was a victory laugh. Hey, don't vote on that one. Yeah. I already won. Lunchbox, give us your extra one. Oh, you want my? Oh, yeah.

Are you ready? Knock, knock. Go ahead. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oh, my goodness. Who's there? I eat mop.

No. Don't say it. That's funny. No, it's the same joke. It's the same joke as the last one. It is. Yeah, it is a poo joke. It's another poo joke.

I eat my poo. Oh, gross, man. That's way too much information. Oh, my gosh. Who's there? Spell. Spell who. Okay.

W-H-O. Knock-knock. Raymond, do you have one that you didn't use? Oh, yeah, right here. You ready? Knock. Who's there? Amos.

Amos who? A mosquito. Hey, Mustie. All right, we're drunk. Hey, Missito. A Miss Cito. Get your bones on. Bobby Bones show.

A lot of segments are submitted and sometimes they get rejected. Rejected segments. Here we go. Segment number one that was rejected. Will Bobby play goalie for my soccer team? Lunchbox. Yeah, lunchbox. Which you've done that before.

Years ago. Yeah. But lunchbox is cool. team was without a goalie. He wanted to have a whole segment talking about his soccer team and his good players and the bad players and wanted to invite me to be goalie. Yeah, it was a one-night thing. I wanted you to fill in. I thought you could

get out there, you know, sow some of your athletic roots because you don't, you know, get out and play much anymore. You went and played flag football a little while back, and so I thought maybe he was craving to play soccer, but never got brought up, so... You're still trying to make this a bill. Rejected. That was

rejected segments. Rejected segments. How about this one? Eddie had an I feel cool moment. Oh, yeah, that was cool. This is the segment he wanted to do we never got to. Can't tell you about it? Oh, man, I was wearing my hey-do hat that Chase Rice sent the station,

and I was at Sonic and the lady brought my order out, and she goes, cool hat. Where'd you get that from? I go, Chase Rice. How cool is that? She was like, that's so cool. You have it a tip. That's why I said I didn't tip her. Rejected segments.

So like, but the idea behind that is we would all share a moment where we felt cool. Of course. I would never tell a story without offering you guys the floor. Yeah. It just didn't come up. Yeah. This is rejected segments. Raymond, our audio producer, says we need better etiquette around here.

So apparently our phone screener Hillary had to go to the bathroom. And our head producer told her, hey, she says Ray, Hillary had to go tinkle. And Ray thought that was not good etiquette, right? Yeah. And I mean, that's a way that we can bring up stuff that you guys don't necessarily hear. the studio and you would have never known about that if we didn't do a segment about it. He once talked about how...

So what do you want to hear? You don't like the word tinkle? That needs to be eliminated. There also needs to be some etiquette. When packages come in the mail, people need to stop dive bombing. Let it get passed out. Not every person's entitled to every Pimp and Joy article of course. Oh, you mean people are coming in? Yeah. Who are the Pimp and

Joe shirt beggars around here? There's a guy named producer Tim. Yes. And there's a guy named Pits. And they just want all the free stuff? They love to swarm and I will always tell them, ask Amy. I'm not going to hand anything out. And we've actually had an issue where one of the sweatshirts, Pimp and Joy sweatshirture went missing. But we'd never know that.

Rejected segments. That's why. Oh, man. How we need to make sure we get them some stuff? Like, nobody needs to swarm. We just need to know. Those all sound like good segments. Yeah, that sounds like pretty legit.

There we go. And now was rejected segments. That was rejected segments. Aw. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's this five-year-old boy, never gotten on a diving board, so scared to jump into the deep end head first.

And this 95-year-old Air Force veteran happened to be at the pool at the same time and was like, you know what, kid? I'm going to show you how it's done. There is nothing to be scared up. Wait, 95 years old, 95. 95. It served in World War II. Wow. Yeah, got up on the diving board.

And, like, family members had to help him get up there, though, because he was. because, you know, he's elderly. So then he leaned over, did a half dive, half belly flop, straight into the pool. But you know what? It gave the little boy the courage to go right behind him. That belly flop wasn't playing right. Yeah. He probably just wasn't able to fully get there.

But I bet the kid liked the effort. Totally. Yeah, that belly flop hurts. Probably that he was like, oh, that was like, here we go. Oh, no. Yeah. He was taken in the hospital. Who was?

I'm joking. Oh, Amy. Okay, so there we go. Okay, thank you very much. That is your Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show.

As we end the show today, I just want to remind you to get a Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram or BobbyBones.com. See pictures and videos. See the music we're listening to? It's all out there at BobbyBones.com. Would you agree with that statement, Amy? Yes, 100%. Thank you very much. Have a great day, everybody.

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