The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Morning Confessions & The Raging Idiots Play Stagecoach

Episode Date: May 1, 2017

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting. Across America. This is Bobby Bowles show. Hey, good morning. Welcome to Monday show. Morning Studio! Good morning. Eddie had to go to the DMV.

Guys, it's no joke over there. It's the worst. It's no joke. I mean, you want to go someplace where everyone's not happy? That's the place. Dude, it was so bad that the guy sitting next to me said he had been there for four hours, and he was starting to lose it. At one point he looks at me

He's like, man, I'm going to blow this place up No, you can't say that Dude, dude, he said it Amy, sorry I called you dude He said it And I go, I was like, okay, awkward, awkward I try to break the eyes I go, can you wait till I leave first?

And he goes, I'm just joking I'm not gonna do that, it's just, I'm upset. Yeah, I would be too, four hours? Four hours! I guess so many questions. One, why were you there? I was getting my driver's license Tennessee driver's license.

Yeah, because it expired. It expired on my birthday, which was months ago. So did you have to take a new test? No, no, no. I'm good. I just had to fill out paperwork and, you know, register that I'm a citizen of Tennessee now. Did you have to take a new picture? I did.

And I had full grown beard in that one. Oh, no. Yeah. Isn't that cool? I thought that was cool? No, that's not good. It's going to look weird if your face is shave when a cop pulls you over. They're probably going to question me, you think? Well, you don't look the same. I know. That's kind of why I did it. I liked that aspect of it. Okay. Of them being like, huh?

Is this really you? Like, yeah, man, that's when I was bad. You were never bad. And now I'm good, so let me go. Now you're better than you deserve. Okay. Wow. So what was he there for?

They took him four hours. Same thing. Everyone was there. Wait, how long were you there total? I got there at 11, left around 3.30. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it was really bad.

I was there earlier this year for three hours. It was horrible. And I had a hookup because one of the girls was a fan of the show. I didn't have proper proof of residency, but that's okay. She was like, ah, she's good. She's on the Bobby Bone shows. He just lived here four years. I was like, what up?

Four years. I'm a resident. I feel bad for the people that work there because nobody's happy. They're constantly dealing with people that are irritated. Yes. Yeah, they definitely don't look happy either. I feel for them. They need to paint the walls brighter colors, I think, too.

I think there are more things. And maybe play music. The lighting needs to be a little better. And maybe have activities for people as well they wait. Yes. No alcohol, though. People will start fighting. Oh, yeah.

I took my picture of my glasses on. You're not supposed to do that. Oh, no. Because I wear big black, thick frame glasses. And my picture on my driver's light has me with my glasses on. You can't do that. You're not supposed to, but I do. That's my picture.

My guy let me approve mine. Really? I was like, can I see? I was like, can we redo? If you go later the day, they're tired and they don't care. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Listen to this one.

After coming home from a partial leg amputation of Florida, Don Austin was unable to get up the front stairs of his house. he wasn't expecting this. And so his wife, Jennifer also was not strong enough to get him up the stairs either. So this guy driving by in his car named Steve saw them struggling. He pulled over.

He helped Jennifer and the husband get inside. He then drove to the hardware store, came back, built a ramp. What? Yeah. So they wouldn't have to deal with the issue. Like all that just because if you'd drive them by and saw that. Above and beyond.

That's crazy. Yeah. I see you. Steve. I don't know much more about you except my name's Steve. That's pretty cool. I see you. Amy, I want to introduce you to somebody.

It's a brand new artist I gotta tell you His name's Philmore And he's here I talk about it But he's sitting in the room now I don't know what to even call him Because his artist name's filmor

What do people call you? Well if I let my hair down You know it could be Philmore We could break it up like P-H-I-L-M-O-O-Ree But in real life That's my last name But that's what I go by

Oh Okay so You can call me Tyler if you like No we'll just call you Philmore So this Phil-M-O-H So Philmore F-L-M-R Phil Moore is in studio

Let me tell you this story because I saw him playing with Walker Hayes at South by Southwest. And I was like, let me check this guy out. And so I started listening to his music. I'm like, wow, it was really good. And so I've only ever met one time, and it was way after the fact that I even, like, posted your music.

We had never met. We met in Vegas at the ACMs, right? And so he was like, hey, I'm Fillmore. And I'm like, what? I was kind of starstruck because I'd only seen him on the internet. It was one of those things. And so I was like, you have to come in the studio. And so I don't know much about you

because there's not much about you out there, which is weird. I keep it kind of mysterious, man. You're from around St. Louis? Yeah, Wildwood, Missouri, like outside. How'd you end up here in Nashville? I moved here about five years ago. I graduated from University of Missouri, and then I ended up here just because this is where I always wanted to be.

I started as a songwriter. I still am at my pub and everything like that, and then doing the artist's thing and just kind of been building it and finding my sound. He's got a really unique sound, too. And so I wanted to bring him in. I want to play a clip of a song called Goodnight. So that's that one. and this one's called Unreal here. I want you with me.

Every time not with you, girl. I want your lonely. Fade away because you deserve. You deserve it. I'll make it worth it. I'll do whatever it takes a hurt. They want to make you feel. I want to make you feel unreal.

So the hairdo. I got to ask you about the hairdo real quick. You kind of got the John the Taylor Thomas thing going from back in the home improvement days. You know what I mean? When he had the long hair and he would shave underneath it and then pull it back into a bun.

You know that reference? I don't know how old you are. I can, yes. It was the coolest thing we would get. But you're bringing it back. Dude, I'm trying. I didn't even know I was doing that. How long is it if you let it down?

For lack of a better example, it's down to my nipples. What? Is that long? So it's shaved underneath, but he pulls it up. It's almost like the Kim Jong-un, right? Oh, my God. But wrapped up. Nobody else can have that haircut in North Korea, so don't go there.

Okay, deal. I've never been out of the country. I've never heard you sing. Oh, shit. Like ever, in person, person. Only, like, you know, like downloading your music. So, they're telling me my ear

you do stand by me. Yeah. Do you guys play that one? Yeah, I mean. Do you guys know that? Yeah, man. All right, film war's here. This is the old Ben E. King original.

Is that right? Yeah. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to bobbybones.com to see it.

We hate that we have. had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So, go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. It's Philmore, and it's so cool because it's like you can hear like the traditional, but you can also hear the progressive, and it's like this weird juxtaposition of everything slammed together beside each other. It's just a, that's why I like it. It's just different. That means a lot to me. That's kind of what, I just kind of, I just kind of, I just kind of

I've got to blended everything I grew up with. And that's, it takes a while when you first moved to Nashville and people are telling you do something a certain way. And when you finally find yourself and you're just like, I just want to do me and what I love and music. And, you know, I grew up with a pop station, a country station in my hometown. We all did. All small time people.

That's what I had, too. One pop and one country station. That's it. That's what I'm saying, man. Man, Philmore is here. So you have an EP. It's called Proof. I do.

I put that out last year. Okay. So what's the song? Because the first time that I heard from me was unreal. What's like your song right now? If you're like, everybody, you get one song for people to hear of yours, what is that song? There's a song coming out in like a couple weeks.

But we can't get that. That's the one, man. But you can't get that. I have to check back on that one. Like right now. Left our mark. I think it's one of my favorite songs that I have out. I think it's something that never really got the attention

to deserved. And it's on the proof record. Let me hear some of that. The show has got a piece of you and need. We left our handprints deep in the concrete. past the grass that ain't chrome back We'd lay a blanket on down Flask in the backpack

Young outline hard still got our scars Yeah we left our morning Wow so if they want to follow it What's your Instagram Twitter name? Fillmore music everything Fillmore music 1F1O All right good to see you Thank you so much for having

First time in, Philmore Fill more everybody All right Monday morning Positivity Time for Tell Me Something good Let's go Tell me something good. So Lupe learned CPR 30 years ago.

Never used it. Works for the Fort Worth Independent School District. She was the front desk when a co-worker's wife rushed in with her baby girl. 11-month-old. Stop breathing. Boom. CPR. 30 years remembered it.

Save the baby. Call 9-1. The pair of cats got there like the baby was saved. Wow. Like had she not went back 30 years and remembered it. And baby CPR. 11 months old? Baby CPR.

That's different. Tiny. It is so delicate. So, yeah. Man, that's crazy. Amy, you're up. Well, a cop came across two goats and was like, what are these goats doing out? They were cute little miniature ones. So he loaded him up in his cop car and drove around with them while his unit put up a Facebook post to find the owners.

Pictures loaded around. Boom. Cop delivered the owners back to a little kid who lost his goats. No, I can probably crying. Oh, man. Lunchbox. Officer Ed wanted to do something to cheer up the community. So he started a program called Compassion in his pocket where he carries around gift cards.

And when he sees someone that he thinks down on their luck, he just, gives him a gift card to like dominoes or wherever the local store. Compassion in your pocket. Officer Ed, props to you. Why do you fucks throw his paper in here? He like finishes a story and drops the mic, except throws his story in the air. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Sam Hunt has the number one song in the country with Body Like a Backroad, hit the top of the charts over the weekend. In at number two, Luke Combs Hurricane. And Yeah Boy by Kelsey Ballerini is at the the number three spot. So this is cool. Lady Antebellum contributed a song to the soundtrack of the Dirty Dancing Reboot.

They perform Hey Baby, which is the song that played during the iconic scene, which I agree it is iconic, when Johnny taught Baby how to dance. The movie remake is going to air May 24th on ABC. One, I'm surprised it's a TV movie. I thought it'd be another big movie. Yeah. But two, I didn't know what Hey Baby was until, but they sing in a lot of sporting events. Oh, they do?

Hey, baby. I want to know if you be my girl. Yeah, it's awesome. I know it from sporting events, not dirty dancing. Oh, I know it from dirty dancing. So lady is doing that. Yes.

All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from South Dakota. This is a double bonehead for Mr. Donald Watson.

He's in his apartment, playing with a gun. And boom, shoots himself right in the groin. He's recovered, had surgery. now he's sentenced to five years in prison because he's a convicted felon that wasn't supposed to have a gun. Dang, so I got groin shot and if you wanted to do.

That's a rough day. Double bonehead! Double bonehead! I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bonn Show. Eddie, our video producer has two kids. Nine-year-old and a three-year-olds. I'm curious to know what you think about this.

How do you discipline your children? Well, I mean, when it gets really bad, we give them poppins. Okay, so that's just your hand. on the butt? Yep. Okay. But what about before that? Warnings.

Three warnings and then that's the last one. Like grounding? We ground, yes, or take away their allowance, their little allowance that they get. Yeah. But really do nothing until it's popping time. I mean, I guess taking stuff away is really, really big, but the popping's like, all right, we warned you three times. It's going to happen. So I'm going to ask you then as a dad.

All right. An Arizona man has been arrested for discipling his kid. He's been tasing him. It's an 11-year-old kid. That's terrible. Yeah. That's really, really bad. I thought the same thing.

The lunchbox is laughing. Why are you laughing? Well, I didn't know that's where you were going. I thought, okay, you know what I mean? He put him in time out. He locked him in a shed. He tases his 11-year-old? Yeah, he's been arrested.

He's going to go and they're getting him with child abuse. And so he's tasing his kid, which is crazy to think you would, that's how to punish an 11-year-old. I mean, we've been tased here on the show, and I get scared. We're an adult. And I'm a grown man. I can't believe it. Were you using the stun gun to discipline your child? No, it wasn't for discipline.

In police reports, the child says his father tased him for not doing his homework. I was telling him that this is like a toy compared to what the police use. Ingram says it's a cheap stun gun similar. Okay, now you're hearing that part of the story. Mm-hmm. Where are your thoughts? Is he just saying this or is this like a locked-up? You know, whenever the prisoners come to school, they're like, you don't want to be like us

because, are they taken by the jail? Oh, scared straight. How do you feel like that? Oddly, it starts to make a little more sense that, you know, he's prepping him, like, this is how bad it can get is what the cops use, but I'm not about that. Again, there are just too many what-ifs. It's just a no for me to tase a kid. Absolutely.

Once you're 18, he tays away each other. But you know, you say, like, parents just discipline their kids in different ways. Like, this is a different way that he's choosing to do it. I just, I've never thought of this. This is another level of discipline. It seems extreme. I don't agree with it. It does seem extreme to me.

Ten years ago, this wouldn't have been a new story, though. Yeah, that's true. Like, oh, he tases. Oh, he uses a belt. Oh, she used it, you know? To this one, he picked up at a flea market. And so what do you think the marks on his shoulder were? They were probably from the pinching of that, the little stun gun.

I'd be curious than how big the stun gun was. Not that it matters, but I got the crap beat out of me. Like, when I didn't get spankins or poppins. I got whooped. Yeah. Hardcore with belts and flyswaters and extension cords. Like, it's just that when you go up in the south, that's just what happened. He just got whooped and you learn from the wopener, you got a harder one next time.

Or switches. My grandma made me go pick switches. Okay. I'll show her. I'll pick a tiny one. You like to tore up by a tiny switch. And that's a tree branch? That's it.

You pick a switch. Yeah. So you go and take a little bitty one because you're like, little bitty one's like going to hurt me. Whata-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And so you're like, well, I'm not doing that against. You take a big one. Then she, like, clubs you, you, but with it, boom, boo, boo! There's just no win.

Yeah. My grandma will whop the crap out of me, man. And you can't even do that anymore, right? Yeah. And your wife was social services for a long time. She worried when we started giving our kids pop-ins that they were going to, you know, something was going to leave some kind of mark and we'd get in trouble. Go to school and say, like, yeah, my bottom hurts. Like, look at this.

Boom. So three of us think the tasing's bad, and lunchbox thinks it's funny. Yep. Is that pretty much what we've always done? That's it. Well, I didn't say it was funny, but... You laughed. It's funny.

Lots of parents on the phone right now. Corey and Favill, North Carolina. Hey, Corey. Hey. We're talking about this dad. He's got an 11-year-old, and he's tasing him, but it's like, it's a tiny taser. And so I'm trying to show on what it's like if you get in more trouble, what a real tase would be like. What do you think about this?

Well, I feel like when children are in school, you know, their job is their homework. You know, if you and I go to work and we don't do our job or we don't go to work, we don't get our payment with our paycheck. You know, their paycheck is, you know, their extra, you know, their toys, their video games or whatever, you know, going out and getting new clothes. If my kids haven't ever done their homework, you know, I'll take their extra accessories away, kind of like what Eddie was saying, you know, and they sit where the kids can see them and they know that in order to earn those back,

they need to do their job what's expected of them, which is their homework. How do you feel about just the tasing part of it, even if it's a small taser? Absolutely uncalled for. It doesn't matter. I mean, you know, no. Okay, I'm going to lunchbox say something because he was during the break fired up about it. I just think that, look, what he's saying is, hey, if you don't do your homework, you're headed down a bad path where you're headed to jail. And if you go to jail, this is how you're going to be treated. And at 11 years old, you got to learn and one little tase, zuz. That's quite a jump, though.

I didn't do homework a lot, and I never ended up in jail. And my parents didn't tase me either. They must be used to some other kind of... It's just, it's... I don't know this family. To me, I just see tager and go, nope. Yeah. And maybe this kid is doing bad stuff besides not doing homework.

And so he's like, you know what? I've got to get this kid back on track. I think there are listeners who agree with you. And that's why I wanted to make sure you got your opinion out there. I think there are mostly that agree with us, but I think there are some that agree with you. So there's that... We're done with that.

That story. I appreciate all the calls there. So Kelly Rip has been teasing the fact that she's going to name a new co-host. I forgot she didn't have one. Yeah. Be honest with you. So here's Kelly Rip on social media. Tune in tomorrow.

Trust me. That's today, by the way. Yeah. So who's going to be the new co-host? Let's make a bet. Okay? Okay. If you are part of the losing team, you have to buy the winner breakfast.

Ooh. Like whatever they want. want like a huge spread. Okay. Oh, a huge spread. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you want to know what Vegas has is the odds? Sure.

Because I can read them to you. Yeah. Okay. Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, Fred Savage, Seth Myers, Josh Groven, Alec Baldwin, Jeff Gordon, Mario Lopez, Aaron Andrews. Okay. Those are the people that Vegas say. It could be somewhere out of the left field, too.

So write your answer down. Go ahead. Okay. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Do we want to say it out loud or do we want to wait a bit? It's up to you.

Like we can pass them over. Oh, we can do that. That'd be fun. And put them on save. Let's do that. You know what I mean? Yep. She announced it an hour and a half.

We look and try to Google for any sort of spoiler. Spoiler. And there weren't any out there. You want to do it now? Just say it or no. Yeah. Go for it. Lunchbox?

Well, in her tease, she said we're going to need a bigger cup. A bigger. Okay. And what I saw online, so I felt like it's going to be a big person. Okay. So I put Shaq. Oh, solid guess. He's not on the odds board.

I like that. Solid. My person is not on the odds board either. Really? Yeah. Solid here. Amy. Well, now hearing the odds, I don't feel as great about my pick, but I picked it before you read the Vegas odds.

Mario Lopez. Okay. I stayed in the same thing. I have Ryan Seacrest because he's everywhere. Oh, true. Well, that's a good one. He also hosts a radio show in California. And I feel like you know.

know something. Yeah. Oh, do you think they would call me? No. I don't either. Not about this. Who do you have?

I have Anderson Cooper. And I wrote it before the odds, but like I feel like she said something at some point that said like, you know, maybe he didn't want to do it really. I don't know. I'm not convinced with it, but that's my pick. Can I change mine? No. No.

Yours is a good one. What are you talking about? I just wrote it down. Whatever. I feel like, you know. some little birdie. Exactly. And now you're like playing cool about it.

Like I want to change it. You guys always think there's something to everything. With you there is. Well, it gets announced like an hour and a half? Okay. Yeah. What if nobody gets it? Then I guess nobody's eating breakfast.

Oh, no. We all go hungry? Yep. Correct. All right, well, there we go. Let us know when it's announced whenever. Because there'll be 8 o'clock central. Yeah.

9 o'clock Eastern. Okay. This is a Bobby Bones Today's May 1st. I still don't have my birthday present from Amy. Oh. My Yeezys, so they don't count. Oh.

What? Is there something you want to bring in? What is this? What does that say right there? Congrats. The goods are yours. Tell yo grandma. What?

I exed out the price because I do not want you to know. But where are they? But, well, obviously I was waiting until the 30th of the month to see if I could get like the legit hookup and just pay retail. But I couldn't. So yesterday, being the last day of the month, made the purchase. It's done. Where are they?

They're gone their way. But that is a receipt right there, and you will never know how much I paid. Hold on, hold on. If I ask you, though, off the air, you'll tell me, huh? Probably. Here's a receipt for a helicopter. No, this is a legit receipt. Oh, lunchboxes hand me a receipt for a new helicopter.

It's awesome. Thank you. This is real. Eddie just gave me a boat. Wow. It's the Bobby Bones show. My buddy Tim McGraw turned 50 today

Wow Crazy I'm telling you First of all Two things about 10 That's awesome One is that when I was a kid Tim McGraw was awesome

This just 10 I ain't a kid no more He's still awesome Yeah Two That dude is ripped That's pretty awesome He looks better than the 22 year old

Yeah Like he's taking care of himself For sure So we're gonna play A little Tim McGraw, Jeopardy. Oh. Except it's called Know Your Tims.

It can be any Tim. Oh, okay. In honor of Tim. In honor of Tim McGraw's 50th birthday, know your Tim. I'll give you the description of a famous Tim. You answer the question, ready? Jeopardy, by the way.

Had any Jeopardy music? I think that'd be more fitting for Jeopardy. All right, here we go. Best known for his character of Andy Dufram. Lunchbox. No, it's the Jewish. You said Jeopardy. Jeopardy.

Go ahead. Who is? Let's write it down. You have to write it down, right? What? What's probably scared me? Yeah, don't yell like that. You scared me, too.

Jeopardy, you buzz in, I'm sorry. Do they yell on Jeopardy like that? That scared me. It's still Monday, dude. I'm just adjusting back to the Wii. Why did you sound like someone who, to me, in my mind, your voice just now sounded like someone that is not named him? I'm in for the win.

All right. Again, it's Monday. Nobody knows where they are. All right. Tim Allen, I don't know I need that form of a question, please. Who is Tim Allen? All right.

Best known for his character is Andy Defraing. Lunchbox. Who is Tim Robbins? Eddie. Who is Tim Robbins? Correct. You sound like Morgan Freeman when you said that. That's why.

Andy DuFran. That's from Shotshanker redemption. Oh, dang it. The CEO of Apple. Amen. Give me the famous Tim in honor of Tim McGrath's 50th birthday.

I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy? Who is Tim Cook? Wow. Why are you shocked by that? Because everybody gave me the possum look. I have no idea.

Lunchbox. Who is Tim Wizziswick? Steve. Lozniak. Oh. Who is Tim Jobs? Oh, no. Steve's brother.

No. Okay. Number three. Yes. I'm back in. Former NFL quarterback. Current. baseball outfielder.

I'm in. What? I'm in for the win. Former NFL quarterback, former... Former NFL quarterback, current baseball outfielder. This is tough.

I'm in. Eddie, I'm curious to know what you have. What do you have? Tim Tebow. Who is Tim Tebow? I tricked you! Eddie? Lunchbox.

Who is Tim Tebow? Amy? Who is Tim Tebow, duh? Good. Who's Tim Tebow? Duh. Give her the extra point for duh. Director, known for as dark,

Gothic fantasy movies. It's Tim Jeopardy in honor of Tim McGrath's 50th birthday. Who's the director? I'm in. I'm in. His dark gothic fantasy movies. I'm really in. Wah. Okay. I'm in.

That hurt. We're getting too old for that stuff, dude. I'm in for the win. Amy. Thinking this one's going to come through for me. who is Tim Allen? Who is Tim Allen? That's right.

I was a good guess, but who is Tim, Thomas? What are you doing? Who's Tim Thomas? I don't know. Just taking a chance. I don't know a director. Eddie.

Who is Tim Burton? Yeah. Yeah. Good one. What's the score? Three for Eddie and everybody else has two. All right, last one. Known for his SNL character,

The Ladies Man. Name that Tim. Known for his S&L character. Relax lunchbox. See now. The ladies man. The ladies' man. I'm going to get you a fit sandwich?

That's it. That's it. I cannot take up. I won't say it. That guy is Tim? Uh-huh. No way. All right?

I can't think of his name, but it's not Tim. No. Okay, I'm in. Amy? Who is Tim Allen? Okay. Lunchbox. Yes.

My name is, who is Tim Meadow? Tim Meadows. Oh, I'm in. Who is Tim Meadows? There's your one. Ready. There it is. Congratulations, my friend.

Happy birthday, Tim McGraw, 50 years old today. We're going to do throughout the show my favorite all-time, top five, favorite Tim McGraw songs. And maybe Tim McGraw call us. No, really. We've not reached out at all. Maybe he's listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I give you my number five favorite Tim McGraw of all-time song.

Coming up, just a second. Eddie and I played our band at Stagecoach Music Festival over the weekend, which stagecoaches in California. It's in a town called Indio, like three hours from L.A., basically. Out of the middle of nowhere, in the middle of a desert. So we go, and it takes forever to get there, but everybody's hot. Man, I've been drinking a lot. And I saw a couple fights, because this one people start.

drinking, people start fighting. That's the combo. People get hot, irritated, and they're drinking. So, and we were out there for two nights because we saw Dirk's play. We went out just for that. And then we played the next night. And so because of that, we're able to see lots of crazy things. And I saw it, again, back to the fight. If your friend gets in a fight, are you automatically bound to jump into the fight too? Because I'd never been a fight in my life, not a physical one. And if your buddy gets into a fight with somebody like, do you have to get in? Lunchbox? It depends on what's going down If he's one-on-one, you're okay to stand

outside, but once that other guy's friends start getting in there, you're obligated to get in and help your friend. What if he those getting beat up? Yeah, you're obligated to get in and try to break it up and then the other guy thinks you're trying to fight him, so usually it turns into something bigger. You've been a fist fight? Yes. For real.

Yeah. You've probably lost, huh? No, why would I lose? Like, I don't, I have a hard time believing you've ever really been in a fight. No offense. You ever punch him in the face? Yeah, seventh grade. Oh. Okay.

Eddie, you? No. I got one punch in on one guy and I got in trouble. Got sent to the principal's office. Okay, all of our fights are like grade school. Oh, yeah, this was middle school. So you're mature. We're the least hardcore show ever.

Oh, yeah. I don't like fighting. Me either. It looks like it hurt my hands. Of course. I won't get boo-boos with my knuckles. Oh, it hurts. I got push buttons all day.

Some girls think fighting's like hot, though. Really? I don't. Yeah, but you do. No, I don't. I don't. You do. No, I don't.

You do. But I think that most girls like say no, but some really think yes. I find it. No, no, no. No, no. Because Amy does like it. She would like, if someone just fragged me, I'd love for my husband, knock him on their butt. Yes, she has said it.

You said that before on the end. And I think that's common. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think you have me confused. I have always said, and I stand by this, that I find it more attractive if a man is mature enough to just walk away from the situation. Yeah. Just walk away.

You'd think way different. You'd go to bed feeling ashamed. No, I wouldn't. Would it? Yeah, I agree. And also, Amy's husband is basically the rock of our life. People. Yeah, it's like the rock meets Vin Diesel meets Jason Statham, you know?

Great. That's him. And so if he didn't fight, like, I kind of want somebody just to mess with him so I can watch it. He's not a fighter. He's like the new age Chuck Norris. If we could be on. Wow. He needs to say this.

But that's true. It's like he has friends that listen to know him and they're probably like, what are they talking about right now? Yeah, they should fight and video it. But yeah, so we're going to do it coming up in a minute is what your high school prom song was. According to what year you graduated high school. Okay.

So what's your high school prom? Because lunchbox is prom king. That's right. Do you remember the whole night? I remember the whole night, man. Getting crown king. I was like, what? Because I'd already been named class clown.

I thought you could only win one. And then they yell, they say prom king and I go up there and I'm like what up and they put that crown on everybody's like yeah Who was prom queen? Kathleen week And did she get it as a joke? What?

Did she get it? For real? Yeah, just like I did. Cool. So you think he was crowned as a joke? Like a ha-ha jokes on you? Everybody that knows it from high school says he wasn't I was popular. It doesn't matter.

You know what? Good on you, buddy. It doesn't matter. Personal, number five, number five. Tim McGrath song. All morning long, we're counting down my favorite Tim McGrath songs, 5, 4, 3,21, because it's Tim's 50th birthday. Over to Amy now with that skinny.

Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Faith Hill got booed while on stage in St. Louis last Thursday when she mentioned watching the NFL draft before the show. She didn't put it together that the Rams had recently left the city, for Los Angeles. So then Tim McGrath stepped in,

let her know why, soothed out of the crowd by bringing up the blues hockey team and the Cardinals. Yeah, I felt bad for me too. I know. She didn't know. And I hate that the Rams left St. Louis, too.

Yeah, I felt bad for her. Yeah, what else? Kelly Ripa tweeted yesterday that she will announce her new live co-host this morning following nearly a year of speculation. A year, man.

It's been a year since Michael Strahan left. A different host. Yeah. That's got to be just stressful. Because every day it's somebody new. You're like, yeah. Tune in tomorrow. Trust me.

Mm-hmm. Okay, well, that happens today. Yeah. So we'll find out of an hour or so. Mm-hmm. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Who did you pick lunch,

Shack. That's such a good out-of-the-box pick. Like, I don't even, but I wonder if he's on T&T, like, because... Yeah, I have no idea. That's good, though. Man, can you imagine let's just standing beside each other? Oh, wow. Wow, yeah.

You know what I saw this one? weekend and I was arms link from her but I couldn't like say hi or anything I could I just felt weird it was Cindy Crawford oh what would you have said like hey I mean I would have loved to have got a picture yeah but so dirks was playing Friday night and so we went out to stagecoach which is a big music festival in California and so Eddie and I our band The Raging Idiots played Saturday night but we got out there and we went back to see dirks before the show and dirks has like this little party They're like 25 people there. It's like John Party, Cam, us, the guy that started Tom's shoes.

Oh, yeah, that was cool. Cindy Crawford. Mary Morris and Ryan Hurd. So it's like, and it was just a cool place to be. We were like, wow. And so everybody else, we kind of know all the country people. Then Cindy Crawford walks up and more like, what in the world? And so I Snapchatted her standing behind me.

with an arrow on her head, like, that's a new covered. And so it was just weird, but I mean, she's internationally super famous. For sure. And maybe not so much super relevant now, but at the time back when we were kids, she was the biggest thing possible. Everybody was there, and everybody was whispering about her. Like, I'm going to go to Cindy Crawford. I'm going to Sidney Crawford. So, yeah.

How she looked? Great. Oh, amazing. Great. Like, first of all, tiny. Yes. Did you think so? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Like, but tall, but tiny? No, because I don't ever think she was a runway model. Oh. I just picture her being so tall. She wasn't like short or anything. She was just normal. I thought she was short. I thought she was pretty small.

Oh, wow. But you're the one that, I mean, you're the one that got the snapchats of her. I did. So many creepersnaps. Go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Well, I probably like eight creepersnapped her. Like I'd walk her all around. I'm talking to my phone, but it's just her behind me the whole time.

So that was interesting. That was cool. Our phone screener, Mike D, ran a marathon this weekend, which by itself is quite the achievement. I don't have the mental capacity to do that. Mike D runs the marathon. But Mike, this is like the exclamation point to Mike D's last two years because Mike D has lost over 120 pounds.

And like he's done it all natural. He started just walking and then jogging and then eating right and he's losing weight. And then he ran a marathon this weekend. All right. And it's crazy, huh? Yeah. How do you feel right now?

I feel okay right now. My feet are a little banged up, but I feel good. Wow. What happened with you where you had to run an extra mile? So there's a part in the course where it splits off between people running a half and the full marathon. And I was so in the zone that I stayed to the right and went towards the finish line. So I ended up having a cross and then wrap back around to keep on the course. So you ended up on the extra mile?

Yeah, an extra mile to get back on. It is guy! Yeah! Amy, what was your time when you ran one? Four hours and 42 minutes, 20 seconds. Mike, what was your time? Three hours and 51 minutes. me.

Hey, yeah. Andy ran another mile. With the extra mile. He probably would have been more like 3.40. Yeah. Or no, his pace was, I was watching him the entire time online. His pace was 7.40 per mile. Yeah, seven minutes, 40 seconds.

How did you feel when you finished? I was kind of out of it, a little delirious. They had to like check me out to make sure it was okay. It was just a blur. I was talking to Mike because I phac timed him. Eddie and I were in California. And I was like, how are you feeling? She said it's the first time I've ever been proud of myself in my entire life

Oh wow Yeah Well Mike you have so much to be proud of But yes I can see it's quite the accomplishment In your entire life Yeah it was the first time I ever felt proud of myself Really? Like I set out to do something and I did it

Look at this guy Over 100 pounds loss Right a marathon This guy right here Mike Gigg I see you Mike Gave And his sister came to town So cool Yeah she did a half

and when you finished Lindsay was there Nada was there everybody was like different points of the race Eddie and I would have been there but we were on the road I'd probably do run it beside you the whole time I'd be like yeah

come on you can do it my husband was like dang I mean when you're watching someone do it and you're so excited for him Mike I mean you inspired him he like went out for a run like immediate after he's like I think I'm not going to skip the gym today I'm gonna go for a run I think I need to run a man Yeah

And Amy's husband's like to rock You inspire the rock, basically. Dang, that's awesome. Still feel good? I do. Yeah. Smile on your face. It was cool.

We're proud of you too, buddy. Mike Dee, our phone's going to. I don't know what. You should be more proud because you just, Mike, D. And let me kind of give you how the show works. So if you're new to the show, I started by myself and I was like, I don't know what I'm doing. So then I found Lunchbox delivering Jason's deli and Lunchbox joined the show. then I found Amy who was selling granite

and then Amy joined the show and we're like we don't know what we're doing and then from there Eddie is my old TV producer and Eddie joined the show and we know what we're doing and then Ray was an intern at one point he's an audio producer

Morgan was an intern at one point Morgan is the head producer in the glass room Mike D was an intern way after them and now Mike D as a Friday is now full time on the show he was an intern to part time to full time

look at his heart new one Mike, D, Mike D, D, speech, speech, speech. It's the first time I've been full-time anything, man. In his whole life, he's first full-time job. Look it! Look it! Yeah! So, see, there you have that to be proud of, too. It's Mike the... Yeah!

Give her the D! Yeah! Yeah, get Mike D. Yeah! That's awesome. Mike, we're proud of... We are proud of you. We're very proud of you. Man, keep it up, buddy.

All right. All right. Ball Show. Mother's Day's coming up. Now, I guess we're all on different pages here. Mother's Day for you, Amy, means... I'll celebrate it as me being a mom. Yeah?

Yeah. And then my mother-in-law, of course, and my sister's a mom. But do you have to buy them all stuff? Like, who do you have to buy stuff for Mother's Day? My mother-in-law. And your husband will take care of you? Yeah. Exactly.

He better. Lunchbox's Mother's Day. What are you doing? I don't even know. Mother's Day is. So I guess I'll call my mom and say Happy Mother's Day. But you don't send her a gift or anything?

No. Or hours or anything? No. What about your mother-in-law? My wife. My wife is the mom. I call my mom and maybe I'll coordinate with my brother and sister

and get her something, but my wife's the priority. She's the important mama in my life. What do you do for your wife? Or what have you done? We make it a whole day, you know? We cook for her and we get food for her and we take her out to eat

and we do special things. We don't let her work. We do all the work around the house, that kind of stuff. That's nice. Yeah. $186 is the average people spend on their mom for travel and presents. That seems a little. Wow.

I guess that's factoring in. That must be the travel part. I guess. I don't know. That's a lot. I don't have a wife or a mom. So I'm good $186. So anybody needs a loan.

I got $186 sitting around apparently. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I don't have really any. Any, no aunt or mother-in-law, man, I like these holidays. I'm going to buy stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you have Amy now.

Oh, yeah, I'm a mom. But you're not, no, I'm not doing it. What do you mean you're not? You know what I should do is get a gift better than what her husband gets her? Ooh, that would make him happy. Yeah, why would you do that? That would get awkward. Just totally dominate.

Yeah. It would be like, happy Mother's Day. Here's a block of gold. He'll be like, okay. Let me ask you a question, Eddie. You ever had a pet fish for your kids? Of course, I still have one. Finney, he's a beta fish, a little red one.

Is he still alive? Yeah, he's still alive. Have you ever had any other ones? Yes, we had another one, too, another beta fish. Do you flush it or bury it? Oh, gosh, I think we buried it. So for the kids, you have the fish funeral? Yes.

I don't think the toilet's the right place for a proper burial. What? I totally had toilet burials as a kid. We had tons of fish. You just don't know what's down there. We had tons of fish. We did. I wonder who's irresponsible on the ship.

We had a huge fish. We had a 73 fish. We kept a list of them here. No, but we'd either bury them in a box in the backyard or flush them down the toilet. And mostly? Toilet. Yeah. It was easier on my mom, I think.

A majority of people said they flush them down the toilet. I guess it makes sense since it's just down water. I would assume the first one you bury and the rest of them are like, eh, the fish. Okay, down the toilet. That's probably how it went in our house. Same thing with hamsters. Oh, my goodness. Hey, man.

What's wrong with you? Wait, we didn't flush him down the toilet. We married him, but we went through them. Oh, my goodness. What would happen to all these animals? Oh, I don't know. You'd forget to? She's still forgetting.

I don't know. Same thing with my little cute bird I had. I don't know. One time I decided to decorate its cage with Christmas lights, and then my cat decided to play with the Christmas lights and gave the bird a heart attack. It's just stuff like that. Are we sure the lights didn't get the bird?

Electric. Like the cat either ate the bird or the lights gave the bird of, oh, my goodness. Stuff like that. Oh, my goodness. We're about to do some Monday morning confessions. We have some guests in the studio. So who's getting married over there?

Raise your hand if you're getting married. Come on up to the microphone for a second. I want to talk to this couple over here. Let me see what they know what they're doing exactly. What is your name? My name is Shallan. Shallan? Yes.

Yeah, what's your name, sir? Sam Mindy. What is it? Sam, Mindy. Sam? Yes, sir. Yeah, so you guys have been together for how long? Four and a half years.

Oh, yeah. She's giving me that look like it's been, it's a. Yeah. It's time. We got in. We've been waiting a bit. So you guys are from where? Tampa, Florida.

So how did you get in the studio here? We had a friend who contacted you guys. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. Well, congratulations. When's the wedding? November 11th. Oh, Sam, you got plenty of time.

Like, think about it. How did you propose, Sam? Actually, because of y'all, we went to one of your shows and had somebody up on stage. But hold, I remember this. In Tampa, we had a guy and a girl up and that he proposed to her. And so you saw that? I saw that. I saw her smile.

and I said, I need to figure that out. You got me getting! Wow! What? That's crazy. Dang. Brett Eldridge concert. And so then you did it at a Brett Eldridge show? Yep.

Wow, does he know that? Yeah. Do you ever talk to Brett? Just when we were there that night. Hey, Nott, do you have Brett's number? I do. See if you, we don't have this lined up in any way. We don't even know if Brett's awake.

He's probably not. And he may not be back in California yet. I don't know. See if, hey, Nata's going to give you guys Brett's number. We'll see if we'll wake him up. Well, congratulations you two. Thank you. I'm really glad you guys come hang out in the studio, and I appreciate you want to Pimp of Joy hat and to many, many months of happy marriage, you know?

Well, you just never know. You know, you don't want to save the clip later. Well, cool. Have a seat. Yeah, hang out and yeah, just enjoy the scenery. It's funny when people come in. Yeah, you guys can sit down. Everybody can sit down.

It's funny people come in and they're like, okay, so what happens? And we're like, well, this is it. Yeah. Welcome. Sit down and watch us. Sit around a table and talk. But I'm glad you guys are here. Man, you inspired them to get married.

I did and the couple did. Right. But you brought the couple on stage, so you are the reason they're getting married. Well, not really. Well, the way you did it with friends. Probably their love is what's got them together. Monday morning confessions, if you have something you want to add to the show, you want to confess and clear it. Let's get it out there.

Let's go to Veronica and Austin. Veronica, Monday morning confession. Yours is a wife confession. What do you have? All right. My husband are accepting my first baby any day now. And we were given some clothes. And in this box of clothing was this one little outfit,

cheater print with pink, two-toey bows and all kinds of stuff. Way to over the top for me. One of the most tackiest things I've ever seen. And my husband loved it. He was just food and awed, and it may or may not have fallen in the box of stuff I donated. And he keeps looking for it, and I just keep saying I don't know where it could be. Oh, no. His favorite baby outfit you gave away, and now you're saying you don't know where it is.

I did call the place and see if they still had it, and they said, no, they already donated it to the churches. You can't take it back from a church. I know. I did try to recoup, but I even went on Amazon and online looking for it to try to buy it to say, oh, look, honey, I found it. Nobody else wants it, so it doesn't sell it. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate that.

If you have a confession, you can call us. By the way, we tried to call Brett Elder. He's still asleep right now. We're trying to get him on, though. We're seeing what can happen. There's no way he'll wake up before, like, 11. But if he does, we're going to put him on. All right, so let's see here.

Wife confessions. Hello, who's this? Hello? Good morning. Somebody's hitting the Coke machine button as we talked to them. You there? Hello? Hello?

Okay. All right, going once. Going twice. I can hear myself on their phone. Yeah, I know they can hope they're okay. I think the radio up. Blink one. Oh, wait.

That doesn't help. All right, we're going to have to go. Man, that's weird. Hello? All right, let's go. Thank you very much for that. Let's go to Kentucky and Lynn. Lynn, hello.

Hi, how are you? I'm very good. You're on the air. Go ahead. Hey, so my husband is a farmer. And he is like a crazy germaphobe, even though he's a farmer. So a lot of times I take him lunch out to the field, you know, because that's what goes good lives.

too, you know. Well, one day he was totally just snappy and just acting like a jerk. So I was like, you know what? I want to take a bite out of his sandwich because he's such a German dog. Like he doesn't like his food to be messed with or anything. So anytime he gets snappy now, I take a bite out of his sandwich and he freaks out and he thinks this place where I go get his lunches is messing with him because they know it's his food and it's really just me. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. I'm like you're so mad about if a place was messing with Yeah. Like, if I think my wife, I bet like, we kiss anyway.

But that's funny that you don't tell him. Like, he's going to get angry at that food place. Exactly. He's going to storm up in there one day and they're going to be like, what are you talking about, sir? Stephanie and Tennessee, thank you for calling. Monday morning confessions. Yes. When I went through my divorce with my ex-husband, I took his toothbrush and cleaned my feet and the toilet with that.

No. You got to be kidding me. No. What? She loves it, too. Oh, she loves it, too. She loves it. Have you ever told anybody

this story? One person, with my sister, she kind of helped me and put me out because he was a bad germophoves. He hated germs. Yeah, but he didn't know, right?

You never told him he did this. No. Wow. There could be like diseases and stuff. Hey, it's your ex. You don't care, do you? No. He was abusive, too, so it makes me better.

All right, Stephanie. Yeah, but I've wrenched it out and put it back in there. Like, nothing never happened. And I'm my main little way. Oh, gross. That's disgusting. You know, I love it. And on that one, I think we'll piece out.

Thank you for showing her. And it makes me sick in my stomach. Yeah, that's disgusting. My girlfriend keeps our toothbrush in the same, like, round thing that I have. Oh, so sometimes it touches? No, no, no. But I am so scared because they're blue and then dark blue, and I'm really bad colorblind.

So I have to feel them because they have bumps on them. Mine has bumps, like big bun. I'm so scared. If I put hers in my mouth, I'll probably vomit. But you kiss her, right? I don't stick my tongue

on the inside of her teeth and lick the inside of her teeth. You don't. You're doing it wrong. Oh. That's how you can... Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat.

Username Bobby Bones show. Oh, y'all. The wife confessions keep trickling in here. Sheree in Mobile, Alabama. Hey, Sheree. Hey, how are you? I'm really good. What would you like to confess?

About a couple years ago probably. My husband, he was a corrections officer, and they had some type of like uniform inspection or whatever, and he didn't get a haircut. He was like, hey, honey, would you like cut my hair? Because I have to have it set for today. So I was not very good at it, obviously. So I put the guard on. I was cutting it, and then I had to take the guard off and change it to a different one.

And I forgot to stick it back on there. and I took off about a two-inch gap, like all the way to the scalp in the back of his head. And I didn't tell him about it because I knew he'd been so mad. And I let him go to work. And he said that when he got that calm, he was like, so thanks for not telling me about my hair because all the guys were just like, dude, your hair, who did it, what is wrong? Hey, sometimes when you go get a discount haircut, that's what happens. You get what you pay for, right?

Yep. Yeah. I'm like, you're the only asking to do it. Eddie got a haircut this weekend. I did. So it took them 40 minutes. In California, which is really long because the guy that cuts my hair here in town, it's like five minutes easy because I don't have hair, really.

I was like, what took 40 minutes? But the girl in California, she just said that I had a hat on and it was really messing her up, that little crease that the hat created. They don't wash your hair before they cut it? She didn't want to, and then I really didn't want her either because I knew she's going to charge me. Oh. Eddie's losing a lot of his hair on top. So it just takes like five minutes.

It took him like an hour. Easy. What? It should be easy. Yeah, it should be easy. Tim McGraw turns 50 today. Happy birthday to Tim. I'm counting down my favorite Tim McGraw songs of all time.

Oh, yeah. Number four on the list, Indian Outlaw. This is my introduction to Tim on the radio. I turn on, I kiss a 96, and Indian Outlaw would come on. And I'd be like, dang, this is the jam. Number four, Bobby's favorite Tim McGraw songs of all time. Happy birthday, Tim. I'm an Indian Outlaw.

Half Cherokee and Chockeye My baby, she's a chippewa She's a one of a can You know, one of the big things from the weekend Was on Friday after the show Amy was going to her kids' school For the first time ever If you're new to the show, Amy's adopting two kids

And they come into the house In the next 60 days, like they're moving in So you have to go and find this school And you go to the school And it was the first time you'd done anything like this before It got real, real quick Like my husband and I were looking at each other when we were in the office and the principal came up and introduced himself and then we were about

to get a tour. I was like, this is like real parent stuff. What do you ask? First question. Oh, what did we ask? Oh, my husband had a lot of questions and he had really good questions. He was better at it than I was. But basically, given that they need to learn more English, obviously they're behind. He was wondering if they were to get pulled aside for certain things to brush up on their English, would it be obvious to the other kids? Because his big thing is he doesn't want them to feel different. And they were like, absolutely not. We have people that are split up all the different times. No one knows which kids going to which group and why. And I was like, oh, okay, that's a really good question. I was more like, well, what did they serve for lunch here? Which is also a great

question, just different part. Yes. And they were super pumped about the corn dogs they had that day. The school was pumped? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, oh, today's seat, we went in and saw the meeting lunch. She's like, check out the corn dogs and the pizza. And I was like, do you have a salad bar? which I felt ridiculous being like that, but my kids, you know, they need the nutrients. And I want to make sure they have some healthy options too. How to make you feel? What was like the craziest moment of it all where it was like, this is so real? I made me feel super excited to get them involved in either like art and performances.

That's the part, like going up to the school and watching them perform something. It made me feel excited for them because of the education side. But me as a parent, they talked just all the different things, like getting involved and like going and watching their little play. or whatever they do. Like that, or their sporting event. I can't wait. When you guys left the school and you got in the car,

your husband, what do you guys talk about right then when you're by yourself? Oh, wow. Well, we, first of all, we talked about if we thought it was like a legit, good environment for the kids. Did you?

Yes. We were super excited. I mean, yes, like hands out. I don't know for sure if that's where we'll lean. I saw Eddie's son there, which was really cool. The nine-year-old? Yeah.

Did she tell you this? I haven't told you. She didn't tell me, but junior told me. Listen to this. Yeah, but this is cool because I didn't know which classroom he was in. We were just going into various classrooms and I walk in and I'm like, Eddie Jr. What was he doing?

He was sitting on this big special bench and everyone else was on the ground. Oh, great. Was it a timeout bench? No, but then the teacher informed me that he was like leader of the day or something. And he was so excited, which means he was the teacher's head helper and he was in charge. And, you know, he perked right up on his little cute little bench. And then she was like, well, how do you know Eddie Jr? I'm like, oh, I work with his dad.

And this other kid looks up real quick. You work on the Bobby Bone Show. And I was like, oh, great. What did Eddie Jr. tell you? Well, he goes, hey, so I saw Amy at school today. I'm like, what? Really? And then it finally clicked.

I was like, oh, she was doing tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And he goes, yeah, I kind of try to play it cool, but she said she spotted me first. But I really saw her first. How could I miss him? He was up on this, like, king's chair. So I thought it was really neat.

I'm excited to see where it goes. Are you just freaking out? Freaking out, but in a good way. You got it. You got it. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got this.

You got this. You got this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, you think, in the next 60 days? Yeah. The kids are going to be here. Yeah. Woo!

Yeah. Woo! Woo! School starts like August 7th. Woo! Mate. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

They get her just in time. All right, positivity comes up at 55 after. Tell me something good on the way. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right. When the show. started before anyone had any

idea we all guessed who'd be Kelly Rippus co-host and around the room who did you say Amy? Mario Lopez. Lunchbox. Shack. Eddie. Anderson Cooper. And I went out on a limb and said Ryan C. C Cress. I just went out on a limb like two hours ago. How was I to know? Rigged. And then, what? Ryan Cicrose got the job?

What? That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I can't believe you guessed him. Man, that's so crazy. I helped you hear that sarcasm in my voice. How did you do that? How are you so smart? out of all the people in the world. You're like, dang, is it too late to change my answer? Like, it's so dumb to pick him because he has a radio show that he does every morning from LA.

It can't be him. Well, how's he going to do that, though, by the way? Don't ask me. You already know, so just tell us. You know everything. I don't know it. All I know is, I'm happy for Ryan, and I think it's awesome. So are we?

We're really happy for him. That's so crazy. You guessed him. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Okay. So who told you? Yeah.

I mean, you obviously knew someone at the company that told you. Probably Ryan. Ryan called me last night. Ryan did. Ryan himself? And just said, here's what's happening. I just want you to know. Ryan or Brian?

Brian. Brian, he knows Ryan. Ryan is his cousin? Yeah. No, Brian, I know each other. I know that, but it's not like what calls you with all important decisions in his life. No, I don't think it's that. I think it's just a friendly.

Well, and you've been on the show as a co-host before? I had nothing to do with it. Oh. Our relationship started because we're doing charity stuff together. I work in his Secret. studio sometimes. Tell me something good when he wanted to do it on his show. He called me and was like, hey, and so we see each other all the time.

Wait a second. What? Are you going over to take over his morning show? Tomorrow. Cool. Guys, we need to look for a new job. I got a pack. No. He's going to be doing at all. But he asked for your help? You're acting no. When is he going to nap?

You're acting? I bet he Ryan's secrets does not nap. No way. You're acting like he doesn't do 100 things already. I don't know happening with his life. I do know he's going to still do the morning show. He didn't say, what's happening with your life? No, he was still, he called so late last night. Be like, dude, don't you know I do a morning show? I felt like saying that.

Yeah, but it's Ryan Segris. But I was just like, huh? And I had to act like I was awake. You know, you know, and you're asleep. And you're like, you're like, you're like, huh? And I was like, hey, man. What's up? I'm just sitting here awake. And I'm really out of it.

How do you get off the phone with him? It's just always a little bit awkward. Okay. But what do you say, like, peace? No. Peace, Ryan. You're on the flip side. No, it's like, hey man, good luck.

That's really awesome. Later, Gator. But even when we saw each other at the Iheart Awards, like we know each other. Yeah. And he was like, hey, we don't know, know each other. Yeah. We know each other. Well enough.

I would say I don't know him as well as Brad Paisley, but I do know him better than Brantley Gilbert. Oh, that's fair enough. Because I know Brantley okay. That's where I put him in that list of knowing people. Got it. Because I know Brad pretty well. Right. That's where I put him on the list.

Okay. Anyway, Karth Jim. I know nothing else. Except I knew he's getting it. So y'all owe me breakfast. No. I don't think that's right. You cheated.

The game wasn't. You would go to prison for insider trading. You're Martha Stewart right now, and if you want me to go to court, we can go to court. Great. Take me to court. I'll get you breakfast. What do you want? Lunchbox was going to sue me for $200?

Yeah, because you still owe me. And I was like, dude, don't you have legal fees are way above $200? No, he has a lawyer friend. No, he doesn't. I got a pro bono lawyers. He's like, hey, I'll take you to small claims court. I'm like, I don't, we have two poker chips in there. I've been fronting the money.

to give back in games. And I said I would pay you for the poker chip. I want all the money for the poker chips. If you want all the poker chips, you'd buy all the poker chips. Oh, that's a good deal. Right, that's a legit deal. Yeah. Okay.

Cool. I will take. If you give me, how much to poker chips? 2,000. No, there are 1,000. Oh, yeah. There you go. Then you have them.

Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a show. Tim McGraw's 50th birthday. So happy birthday, Tim. And in honor of that, we're counting down my favorite five Tim McGraw songs of all time. Number five was It's Your Love, Tim and Faith. Number four was Indian Outlaw.

Number three in my Tim McGraw list, live like you were dying. Take it in, take a deep breath. Let this song get to your heart. Happy birthday, Tim McGraw. Number three. You said I was in my early 40s with a lot of life before me. When a moment came that stopped me on the dime Only to remain here on the countdown

All Tim all the time, top five songs Man, I always wanted to have that voice. Like I tried for a long time on the radio My first five years in the radio I was like continuous hit music, 105.9K. See, it's Bobby Bowles here, what you're doing? I tried, and then it just didn't work. It seems exhausting.

It was, because you'd finish and you'd like let all your chest muscles. Because you'd have to like, you know. And still a lot of DJs do that. And then they have to stay in that mode after work. That's just muscle memory. So you meet them, they're like, hey, I'm Jimmy Jams. And I'm like, dude, why are you talking like that?

Because if I don't, I'll go back to it and never be able to get back on the air to talking like this. So it's like their wife. Like, what is their wife? Honey, we're going to bed. All right, I'll see you upstairs in five. Right after the break. Honey, the yard needs mode. All right, where's the gas?

Let me go mow the yard. I'll see you in 15. Coming up after this song here from Janet Jackson. So, yeah. I tried. It didn't work. I have the songs from our proms. Like, these were the jams when our proms hit.

Okay? So I have, like, the pop jam and the country jam. Love it. At the same time. So, in 1997, our producer Eddie graduated at high school. The two songs from producers Eddie's year were. VATES VIII. They play this in the Valley?

Of course they did. And then when it was time to slow dance from that year It's your love Your high school, yeah, wow. From 1998, my prom. Too close, next. And Garth had Bring me to be to me to be

Nikolite. Amy and Let's set the sale with Captain Morgan Will we never need dry land Amy and Lunchbox were 1999, one year back And they had

Oh, da Loca The Fromm Jam Yeah This is terrible Never Love E da Loka And your country song When it's time to slow dance I don't know how you do

What do Go in love with you And I wanted to see what Morgan, because Morgan's the youngest on our show. Was that two years ago? Yeah, Morgan, what are you, 19? No, I graduated in 2010. How old are you? I'm 24.

Okay. So Morgan here, here are her songs. Oh, my. Usher. Wow. Yeah. I did it again. Baby, let me, wait to hear the country song.

It's going to feel like yesterday. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. Do you remember the song, Morgan? Yeah. Me too, because I played it on the radio. So Morgan's at her prom. We were, like, working and playing the hits on the radio.

And then this was our country song. Again, it feels like yesterday. What? The house that built me was Morgan. This wife yesterday. Crazy, huh? Dang. What's it like?

Are you young? Yeah. Nice. Is it? Man, I remember I was, y'all. I did not compare myself to her anymore. What happened? I'm just saying, like, I can't compare myself to 24-year-olds.

Yeah, you can't. Hey, life goes by fast, man. Always stay humble and kind. My number two, Tim McGraw song. My number one song comes up in a minute. I know you guys can barely wait. How Eddie and I play in this band called The Raging Idiots, and so we went to play stagecoach music festival,

and the headliners were dirt, Shania and Kenny Chesney And so we went to play But it's more about just seeing everybody Because rarely does everybody go to the same place We may see people come by in the studio We may see them one at a time off somewhere For playing a show with them

But there were a lot of people out this weekend And so we get there It's a long trip because it's like two and a half hours From L.A. Wow. First of all, we fly from Nashville to Phoenix to Ontario, California And that's five and a half hours

and we drive two and a half, three hours to the desert, and you get out there. And so we go, we're going to go watch Dirks because, you know, it's our buddy. So we go out and we get there like 930 or so because he's a plate till 10-10. By the way, which is midnight, one o'clock our time. Oh, yeah, we're exhausted. Oh, my goodness, yeah. But Durks has a really cool backstage set up for all of his shows.

And so since everybody's there, like everybody was there. It was, who do we see back in the back? So it was, I talked to Thomas Rutt for a while. I watched some of the Dirk's show with Thomas Rett. Uh-huh. Marin was there? Marin and Ryan Hurd were there. They actually came and watched our set the next night.

I saw that. It was cool. Side stage. I don't know what they thought. I was like, I saw Marin the night before. She said, I'm going to come watch the raging idiots play. I was like, don't. Like, don't.

She was like, no, we're coming. And Rhimes and we're coming. And so we're about to go on and here they come walking up. They're like, we told you we were coming. And we're like, great. So we saw Cam, Cindy Crawford. who everybody was like staring at but nobody was like taking pictures or anything

yeah like I would have I just didn't want to be the if I thought you would be the one to do it if one other person would have I would have but I just don't want to be that guy to ruin like the cool vibe yeah because it's a cool vibe I mean there's Cindy no big deal yeah it's like yeah no whatever

but I was like geeking out hardcore who else Thomas the dad was there oh yes he was there and of course Dirks was there Dirk's was there. He still has the mustache that... He's, like, shaved his face but his mustache is long and creepy.

Why? He's like, he's like, dude, I kept my mustache for you because it's gross. Ew. I like it. It's gross. Oh, I know.

The funny thing about Dirk's is he has all his normal clothes on, right? Like, he's wearing jeans and a flannel and a t-shirt. And so it's like an hour before the show, he's just hanging out, talking. And all of a sudden, he's like, I got to go, literally just gets up

and walks out on stage, those 60,000 people and just starts playing songs. Yeah. Like, no change of clothes. The way he was. There's no like, let me get in the mood. It was just like, all right, I gotta go do this thing. I'll be back in a second.

And Dark says, juke's up on stage and nails it. And so it was really, Derek Jers really good. We didn't stay for Shania because it was late the next night. And it was just so, like some of our friends did. Nikita and Natalie Stovall stayed and watched her. And so, but we didn't stay. Kelsey was there. Kelsey did a song, we were there.

Yeah, that was neat. It was awesome on social. Yeah, it was fun. It was hot. It's Tim McGrath. 50th birthday. Have birthday to Tim. We've been counting them down.

My favorite five Tim McGraw songs of all time. Anybody want to take a shot at what number one is? Man, you haven't played Don't Take the Girl yet. I haven't played Don't Take the Girl yet. Is that number one? Oh, it has to be. That's my guess. Has to be. That's a good guess, Amy. But what if it's not?

No, now it has to be, right? Yeah, you have to change it. My number one, Tim McGraw song. Come on. Yeah. Oh, there is. Happy birthday, Tim. Happy birthday, Tim.

My daddy was taking him fish, and he was eight years old. My number one song, man, if you missed it all morning long, I've been playing my top five Tim songs. Number five was, It's Your Love. It's your love. Number four, Indian outlaw. Because I'm an Indian outlaw. Number three, live like you were dying.

to live like you would die Number two, humble and kind Always stay humble and time Take Jimmy Johnson Don't take the girl Take Tommy Thompson You know I watched the next to last episode Of 13 Reasons Why on Netflix

I just have to finish it Yeah, you do You have one left I'm just grinding through it right And so they've already started riding on season two Which is crazy because I don't know how it ends don't even. Because you spoil things

without knowing you spoil things. So just don't. That was close. Cool. No, that was real close. Amy's mouth, this is like a faucet. Hey. You know?

So. Cool, season two. Okay. That's all I know. And I haven't seen the last episode. So I don't know how there can be one, but apparently that's the thing. The more I watch it,

the more it really does in my mind. And I'm getting to be an older adult. And it's different than if I were a 22-year-old or 17-year-old. it almost glamorizes suicide to me. Wow. Yeah, I mean, there's no way. Do you agree with the person

that should be shown in every high school? No. Yeah, me neither. No way. No way. Not even because that because the content is just like Netflix content. Yeah. They have to like TBS it up.

Yes. When you say that, like now you're older, this is how you feel. I wonder if it's how I would have felt 10 years again. Yes. Because it's still a show and the show has high school kids and it's meant for anybody. It's meant for a general audience, but it has high school kids in it. So high school kids are going to watch it. And 12-year-olds are going to watch it because our friends are

talking about it. But it's about this girl at the beginning of the show she kills herself and makes 13 tapes to 12 or 13 13. 13 tapes and it's all like stories of why she did it. And so it's like man that kids can go man that kind of seems cool to do

I should get back to people by leaving tapes saying there's a reason the news doesn't report the suicide. Suicides because they don't people doing it to get on the news. Correct. So it's almost like it's counterproductive to what the news has been doing. Yeah, we shouldn't glorify it at all. It's a TV show, but I do watch it and go, man, if I were like on the edge and the brink,

I would watch this go, what, that's a good idea. I really would. There's a warning for people that have had suicidal thoughts to not watch it. Yeah, there's a warning. And only like the last four episodes are there warnings on top of the screen. Big time warnings, yeah. So, and there's some graphic stuff in the show too, like graphic, graphic. Has it gotten better?

Because I'm four or five episodes in, I'm still like, oh my goodness. It is what it is. It's the same. It is what it is. But they're in season two of that now. And Roseanne's coming back. Yeah. And they're bringing everybody back, including Dan, who died in the other.

How in the world? Like, the whole cast is on board. Even the guy from Big Bang Theory, Johnny Galecki. Oh, really? Who played Darling's Boyfriend. He's coming back, too. Wow. He's going to do both shows.

He's like the Ryan Seacrest of Roseanne. He's doing everything. I'm going to play the new Shania song for you in a minute. Have you heard it? I haven't. But she debuted it this weekend, right? Yeah, so it's not like a studio version, but she got up and she played it. Okay.

So I have that coming up in a minute. Hacker, the Dark Overlord. Yeah. He sounds legit. He released 10 upcoming episodes of Orange is the New Black in the season that's coming up. He was like, hey, if you don't meet my ransom, I'm just going to put him out there. So he hacked into Netflix, whatever system they're holding all the episodes in. And he gave demands to Netflix, and they were like, no.

And so he put him out. What was his ransom? I don't know. Whoa. I wonder what he was asking for. And why, well, I guess you Netflix. Probably Stranger Things Season 2. Is a trade.

I'm going to watch it privately. I want to see Stranger Things. But, yeah, that's weird. People can get on our stuff, no problem. Do you think Netflix will up the, because I think they were supposed to put it out June 9th or something. Do you think they'll put it out sooner because now some of it's out there? Probably.

Music does that sometimes. But his name is the Dark Overlord. I just imagine it being some 19-year-old acne pimple-faced kid. Totally. Yeah, that doesn't have a dark side at all. It's like really big bad people don't have to call themselves the Dark Overlord. He's like, hold on, Mom, I'm hacking Netflix, I'll be right up. It's like Screech Powers.

It's who has to name the Dark Overlord. Unless you're listening to Dark Overlord, you're a bad dude. We're all cool. We're all cool. Here's the Shania Twain song. She debuted this song at Stagecoach Music Festival. It's called Life's About to Get Good. This is a live version we recorded with our phones.

So there you go. I'll need to hear it. Yeah. Yeah. This doesn't really cut it. Yeah. For me, I'm like, I don't know. We'll see.

I need to hear the studio version. I like the message and it's like got a positivity vibe. I mean, it does. We spent a lot of time singing old Sinai Twain songs over the weekend. Oh, yeah, we did. This was the one that was like, man, I thought about this in a while. Remember this one? I was late for work and the boss got smart.

My panty line shows got. I'm running my holes My hair went Flash Man, I hate that I hate that Hey not This is

Oh Honey I'm home Yeah Just when I thought Things couldn't get worse I forgot my This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay Hey honey I'm on That's a jam That's like Deeper deeper Oh yeah Things got a little out of hand around here

Because I do a show called the Bobbycast And it's from my house And so once a month or so We'll just turn the mics on here in the studio And people always wonder what we do after the show Like what are your lives like And so there's a whole hour of us And it just goes all over the place

But you can go and search on an IHart radio Or on iTunes Search Bobbycast And subscribe And so here's something I was talking about how people you used to think for Amy and I first 10 years together that like we were secretly dating. Here's the

clip. 3-2-1. When we first started this show for 10 years, people were like, oh, you guys are secretly like together. Oh, secretly together. And we would just feel like if you had any idea like how good friends we are but how we could never ever, ever be together. So I'm not good enough. I'm not awesome. Are you not attractive as me? Am I ugly?

Am I a horrible person? I'm joking. I get it. Trust me. I would never date you. Dang. Ouch, that was wrong of me. Sorry. Yeah. All I was saying was people used to think one thing and it wasn't true. They were like, trust me.

And then it... Oh. Here's more. This is called attack on Bobby. Amy got on to me for not remember the last time we had dinner. Like, we haven't been out and had dinner a long time. He's just friends. When's the last time you and I went grab dinner or did something?

Yeah, exactly. That's two. Never worry the third. But who cares? That's why I say. No. No, because I care about our friendship because we're friends. Oh, I get this from all my friends.

Hold on, hold on my friends. Hey, fine, whatever. I'm going to defend my boy here. I'm going to have my boy here. I just want to hang out. No, we don't have fun. Fine. Please do.

She's worried about having dinner with you. You ain't worried you ain't had dinner with me. That's true. And me and I never really have. Oh. So that's the whole Bobbycast. It's just yelling at each other. It is basically the show therapy.

Because we get to go for an hour and not worried about songs, commercials or anything. It's like what you say in the podcast, stays in the podcast. Not really. Until you play it. later. Yeah. Well, anyway, you can download that.

And a lot of, really the reason I do is songwriters come by and artists. And so there's a Dirks one up there. Jake Owen stopped by the house. Ross Copperman, who's a big writer. So there's a lot of that inside behind Nashville kind of stuff. But I thought that one was fun. It was all of us talking for a while. Then Amy made me pick everybody's weakness.

And then it turned into an attack on Bobby again. That's how that whole thing ends up. Everybody just attacks me. That's not technically what I made everybody do, but it happened. Here's the countdown. Five days until. I Heart Country Festival, which is coming up to Saturday. 13 days until Mother's Day.

So not this Sunday lunchbox, but next Sunday. All right. On Monday, that's today. It's National School Principals Day. Do you have any principals you remember? Yeah, Dr. Kernwine. You had a doctor's your principal? Yeah, he was my high school principal.

Gosh, he put into a lot of the fun. Because before that, we had Dr. Baker. We used to party in the parking lot, and he got fired or whatever. Kernwine came in and quit that after football games. National Principals Day, Amy? No. I can't think of a principal. I think teachers, but not principals.

I remember one principal, Mr. Foshi, that was about it. Until the principal, I remember. Eddie? Yeah, Mr. Edwards, he was the one that gave swats. Yeah. All right. Shout out to the principals. Tomorrow, the Tony Awards.

I have no idea. That's the singing, the stage things. Hamilton. Yeah, is it going to win all in the game? Like, yeah, Broadway. Cats. Le Miserables. Is cats going to win it?

The Phantom of the Opera. Jersey Boys. On Wednesday, Eric Church is 40th. the day. On Thursday, Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you. May the fourth. May the fourth be with you. That's why it's on Thursday, May the Fourth. Oh, my goodness. Love it. On Friday, Chris Apland's new album comes out from a room, Volume 1, and also Guardians of the Galaxy, volume two hits theaters. And on Saturday, our I Howard Country Festival in Austin,

Texas. So that'd be cool because people, you can listen to it on the radio, you'll be able to see it on TV eventually, but it's like Al Dean and Dirks and Lady Anabellum and Us, Us, the Raging idiots. Yeah. And then others. And more. And like awesome. And the rest. Like, no, like Darius and Jaco and Kelsey Ballerini, but mostly the raging idiots. Yeah. It's cool. I hope I can catch all set. We'll see. Why wouldn't you? I will. I mean, but sometimes if we're doing something, we don't, but I'm out there for y'all. When's the last time we had dinner, huh? Oh.

No, anyone watched our set. When's the last time you saw a set? Okay, stop. Not too cool. I went to his Funning Alone show. She did go to my stand-up show. But that's not your... I'm just trying to get on your side, Bobby. Wait, Amy. Are you going to do any comedy at the thing? I'm hosting it, so they'll be kind of.

Sprinkle it in? It'll be like a host. Okay. Not Pitbull host, but more of like a Jimmy Kimmel host. Oh, yeah. There's two differences. Way different. Yeah. Pitbull comes down and it's like, Mississippi O'Five, grind, grind, grind, grind, here's your fun act.

Some dance numbers. Yeah. That's what happened on me. I'm going to come out bomb a couple of jokes. and then go, all right, here's your first act. So, yeah, no tight white pants. Lisa, not yet. I haven't picked down my clothes yet. But yeah, that'd be Saturday night on the radio and watch it on AT&T.

I mean, it's all over the place. Bobby bones. They released the top 10 worst jobs in America. CareerCast.com. You ready? Ready. Number 10. Taxi driver.

I would assume the Uberization and liftization of America has made their job a lot. Because our cars are just older. Because they can't go buy new cars all the time. And Uber, people just have the regular cars that are newer. Yeah. Number nine, retail sales, been there. Number eight, firefighter because of the risk. Number seven, ad sales.

Number six, a DJ. Really? Worst? Yeah, worst. Wow. Because, I mean, really, I don't consider us DJs. We talk for it. If we don't say anything, because we get fired.

But a DJ just talks up music for the most part Okay, that makes sense So you have to learn how to do other things I always tell like radio DJ DJs Start in a podcast Or do something where you can showcase your ability To have content Yeah, it stinks

Number five, pest control worker Number four, military personnel, dangerous again Number three, logger, dangerous again Oh, yeah TV broadcaster at number two Oh, wow Why, that's not dangerous No, because it's all

Everything's going digital, yeah And number one, news paper reporter. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So those are your worst jobs. If you have one of them, so do we. Sorry.

We fill you. That's it for today. I appreciate you guys hanging out. Happy birthday, Tim McGraw, as we played the top five Tim McGraw songs in my lifetime, so you can hang out and go back and listen to the entire show. Just search Bobby Bone Show on demand on IHeart Radio. Or you can do the same thing. Search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes, and you can hear that right there.

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