The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (01-31-22)

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

Bobby shares stories he didn’t get to over the weekend including a person who almost burned their house down with a flamethrower and a crazy parlay bet that hit for half a million dollars. A gamer broke his neck while using a VR headset. Bobby reveals things he had to cancel last week because he got sick. He addresses how people were calling him “Adele”. Amy also updates us on if her dad knew Colonel Sanders. We also update on Bobby’s missing money.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's happening, friends? The Northeast had so much snow this weekend. One person in Connecticut almost burned their house down on Saturday. They tried to melt the snow outside their house with a flamethrower. Oh. Can you just go buy a flamethrower? I think so, yeah. Mike, will you see how much a flamethrower cost?

Not that I want one. Oh, you can't. But I would think that people shouldn't probably have a flamethrower unless they had... Why would you even need a flamethrower unless you're in the military? Well, sorry. Clarify exactly what I'm picturing the... things you light if you have a hazard on the highway and you throw it down? No, no, no, that's a flare.

That's a flare. I thought a flare goes up. Yeah. It can. A flare does a flare thing wherever it flares. So you can shoot a flare up or you can have a flare. Right. Okay.

So what's a flamethrower? A flamethrower, Amy. Think about it like you're holding a rifle, okay? Yep. And you pull the trigger. Yep. And instead of a bullet, it goes, who shoots a huge flame.

Fire. Oh, fireball. Okay. Oh, I got one for a 3,400. And it's XL18 flame thrift. and it has five stars. Yeah, why would you ever need that? And I'm looking at it too.

Mike, can you just buy this as like a normal civilian? Hold on. Let me think of this. Do I want forest green or midnight black? It's not a touchscreen. Oh, it's not a touchscreen? Bones, when we had a ranch back in the day, we had a flamethrower and we would burn the needles off of cactuses so that cows can eat cactuses and not like, you know, hurt their mouths.

Never had a flamethrower. I guess there's probably a reason that people do have them. But I think you should have some sort of checklist if you buy one. Do you work on a ranch? Are you an idiot? This thing is napalm compatible. I just added it to my cart, so. Oh, my God.

Can you imagine if we got one of these for the show? Come on. And you get a free shirt with purchase. That says what? Just the brand or watch out. Burn it down? Yeah, burn it's a... You get a free download of Aldine's songs.

Just a mix. for it is $200 to put in the thing. So there's that story. They actually got actually burned his house down almost. There was a bet I was looking at a couple of the games.

This person bet the exact score of both games and not just the exact score where either team could do either score. He bet it. Bengals 27, Chiefs 24. One. Wow. Bet Rams 20, 49, or 17, won. That $20 wager won him $579,000.

They have now confirmed that it's real. Because when it popped up on the internet yesterday, I was like, no way that that's real. But that's it. If you can predict the exact score of two games, a $20 bet once you, over half a million dollars.

What do you say, Amy? I don't know. I'm just like the odds of that are totally crazy. That's why I got a lot of money. That's why, yes, that's why. Just to pick a score period. Like, let's say you go, it's going to be 14, 12.

Just to do that nearly impossible. But to pick which team's going to score 14 14 and which team's going to score 12? I did hit both my bet yesterday. Eddie texted me and was like, hey, how we feeling? And I bet the Bengals to win the game and I bet them to cover, which they did. And then I, Eddie's like, what are we doing?

We're going Rams? I said, no, we're not. It made me feel good though when Eddie's like on the other side. I'll be honest with you. When Eddie texts me, it's like, all right, I'm going Rams. I'm like, I'm not. I'm going to 49ers and the points. And the 49ers, if you,

they got the points, so I won the bet. But anyway, it did pretty good yesterday. It's pretty happy with myself. I posted them on my Instagram, but it's on my story. But I know that's such a small people, small group of people that even care, which is basically like five people. I only posted to rub it in like five of my friends' faces, if I'm being honest. I'm like, win, win, win, win.

But the games are awesome. Every game's awesome. The rule is now if you play football, it's got to be an awesome game. It needs to go right down to the end. Any game now, and watch the Super Bowl be a big turd. And that happened last year? Most Super Bowl suck. Yeah.

Just in general. But the last couple weekends have been awesome. All right, Pop Quiz, Amy, who's the quarterbacks of the team? Both teams. I don't know. We just did this a little bit ago. I know we did, but I didn't. Why about just first names?

Patrick or something? No, Patrick Mahomes. I'm going to tell them, you remember this. Go ahead. What are you going to say? Nothing. I'm trying to think of Michael. Michael's gone.

Okay. Close. Ready? Yeah. Wilson Phillips. Eddie, if you laugh, you know, Eddie, if you laugh, she's going to know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

Eddie knows how to ruin a good joke, doesn't he? Amy would have come in tomorrow and said, yeah, Wilson Phillips and Tug McGrawl. And we'd have been like, dang. Tug McGrawl is Tim McGrawl's dad. She's not that dumb. Yeah. That dumb. What does that mean?

Rude? You just said you're only kind of dumb. About sports. I think you meant about sports. Yeah. Sports, which yeah, I don't, there's no, I don't need to know the, the quarterbacks of the... You don't need to, but I just wondered if you did. Yeah, I know, and I know that we went over them earlier, but we've also, we talked about a lot of things today.

A gamer breaks their neck while wearing a virtual reality headset. Oh, no. But you can't, you can't get pretty into this, like physically. I have one myself. A 31-year-old gamer has broken his neck while wearing a headset after moving his head too intensely. experts from the hospital where he was treated think it's the first documented VR-related stress fracture in the world the man had to wear a neck brace for six weeks

made a full recovery after 12 weeks Amy your son still plays his huh yeah does a little headset do you know what games he plays? No I mean I I don't know the names of the games

no but he has his friend Jake they play together how old is Jake? 38 12 just double check it You need a know Jake. Meet Jake. No, I know Jake.

Okay. I know Jake, wow. Yeah, so I don't know. HBO is the Peacemaker is the number one streaming series right now. And that is the John Sina show, right, Mike? Yep. You like it? I like it a lot.

It's funny. I watched... What was the movie he was in? His Peacemaker? The Suicide Squad? Yes. I watched that. And he was one of the squad.

Mm-hmm. I don't want to say too much, because I don't want to spoil the suicide squad. But you like it. Yeah. And you like him. If you like that movie, you'll really like this show. It's John Cena's Suicide Squad character as he joins a Black Op Squad to eradicate extraterrestrial beings. Will I like it?

Yeah, you will. Do you like John Cena as an actor? I like him now that he was in the Suicide Squad. Before that, I couldn't care for him. Well, those wrestlers turn into big stars. Yeah, him, Batista. The Rock. Batista,

obviously, John Sino, we're talking about Hulk Hogan. Stone Cold. Stone Cold, Steve Austin did some movies.

Andre the Giant back in the day. Yeah, way back in the day. Like one movie. Right? Princess Bride. Yeah.

And I don't know how big of a wrestling star he was in. Was he already a big wrestling star? Yeah, he was already a star. Let's see. I want to play a couple

clips of Eddie doing and hosting my podcast. I got really sick over the weekend. And so I gave Eddie kind of the last minute beg, can you fill in for me, please? And no one's ever done this before. So it's an episode of the Bobbycast where Craig Wiseman,

he has 29 number one songs. And here is, because he wrote Tim McGraw live like you were dying, right? Eddie asked him where the line bull named Fu Manchu came from. Here you go. I was like, man, we need a little palate cleanser. We need something that kind of makes you smile. We don't need to go for depth here in the middle. We just need a random line.

And I was like, man, you know, we say something crazy about like, you know, like a cowboy rodeo, you know, those horses they were out of it. I was like, no, I was like, bull. The bulls have got the crazy names. I was like, we need a bull. I was like, and we need a crazy name for a bull. And literally, we were just like Foo Manchu or whatever. How'd you like that interview, Eddie? I think it was great, man.

You know, like he, he's been in town for a long time. And he started as a songwriter. and he still writes songs and now he owns like a label publishing company management company all this stuff and like he's still not jaded you would think someone that's been in the business for so long it's just like oh this business but he has so much energy still and he loves like where where country music is going and it was just really cool and i enjoy talking to him for what about 55 minutes almost an hour it was great i was super sick and kate looks up the window and she goes uh your studio's full of people now i was like yeah i had to call eddie i said i had this interview and i could couldn't cancel. I mean, I got, it hit me like a ton of bricks. And I don't have COVID. At least I don't think I have COVID. I've taken total five tests, six tests.

I've taken a PCR test. I've taken multiple rapid tests. I'm doing another PCR today. But I'm doing the show kind of by myself in my house for one more day just to make sure. Well, Mike's here. Yeah. One more day like today or one more day like? Today.

Like I'll probably be in there with you guys tomorrow. Why? Unless you're. Unless I'm positive. No, I'm still coming in if I'm positive. cares. Hey, y'all, it's just us. I don't live like I'm dying, you know what I'm saying?

So, but had to cancel a lot of stuff. Had to cancel Eddie and I doing the Opry on, that's tough. On Saturday. People are like, you're like Adele. Right, Adele? Yes, because she canceled Vegas. But it's like not the same thing. I mean, people were busting my vault.

And I was like, I did a Q&A and I responded to it. I was like, first of all, no, let me lay this out. One, I'm sick. Adele wasn't sick. Two, it's not my show. Eddie and I were one of like 14 people playing at the Opry. Three, the show is still going on. I think they got Dirk's Bentley to cover, so it got better.

I think Dirk's playing anyway, Eddie. He was the ball, Eddie. No, no. There were just so many reasons that it just wasn't the same thing. And then we found out, too, that Adel just didn't have the show because she was having creative differences. I didn't have creative differences with the Opry. I was sick. If I would have got up on that stage, oh, I'd have.

I peed and vomited and welcome to the up. So no, it was not the same at all. And I hardly ever miss anything because I was sick. But I think I probably could have gutted through it, but I wasn't sure it wasn't COVID. And so I did not want to get up as bad as I was feeling

and then have COVID and possibly give it to other people there. I know Eddie wasn't going to get it. He's basically indestructible. He's had COVID-19 times. Come on. Okay. I mean, yeah, I wasn't worried about me. But we're singing in the same mics as people.

Man, you could have gotten like everyone else sick. That is true. So that happened over the weekend, which stinks. But I'll go back. And Eddie and I, we'll go back and play in the next few weeks, I'm sure. If you marry a doctor that helps, your spouse's education can boost your health, apparently. So if you marry somebody that has a really high education, that actually helps you. A study reported that spousal education is positively related to people's overall health.

They even found that the size of the spouse's education is impactful on their own education. I think this is mostly a story of people that you're around, you start to kind of be like. It doesn't have to be education. It can be people that have positive health habits, people that have negative health habits, people that are into heavy drugs. You rarely see somebody who's like going to church and making right decisions, hanging out with someone who's doing a lot of crack. It's mostly folks who are like-minded are around like-minded people. So that's why getting around people who make good decisions and what you deem to be a good decision. is a good decision for you.

They use education as this, but it really could be anything. But my wife is far more educated than I am. And at first, I used to be a little intimidated by that, by her education. But now I just ignore it and act like it didn't happen. So I've gotten healthy on both sides.

Amy? I mean, I would say, yeah, even just back to the doctor's story, I was thinking about how my, my husband's not a doctor, but his best friend is. And you pick up, you learn like extra doctory type things and you have access to information that normally you'd have to like make an appointment for. So you're kind of a doctor now?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I wish I had like a doctor relative. Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah. To just hit them up at any point. Yes. I know, but also it feels, I feel bad.

Oh, I'm sorry. Sometimes. FaceTimmy. I don't know where that came. Is it, though? No, it is not, actually. It has before, but it is not. No.

You know, the weird thing, speaking of bathroom, where I am, we have this bathroom, because I'm working out of a house, but we have this studio built in this house, and it's a pretty good studio. But there's a bathroom right behind where Mike sits, and all the guys that go into this room, there's this big pressure to have a really strong peace stream.

Like, it's almost like you have to save it up to walk in there, because everybody can hear it, And everybody just notices and talks about it when you come out. And I'm telling you, there is no peace dream like Mike D's. It's unbelievable. It's like he's dropping 100 hammers into the water. It's a raging river.

Yeah. And no idea why. Don't know what's up. I mean, I guess mine is a little lighter with age. But I still think mine's pretty solid. But I do save it up and then go in there and just like push it all out. Like I'm having a baby. I'm like, push.

I just don't want to come out of the room and have all you guys make fun of my pee strain You feel me on that Eddie? Do you guys make fun of mine? Yes, Here's like a slow. Here's like a drip. You're just like in the

When you fall asleep at night You leave the sink on All right, all right All right. What? Nothing. I'm just I'm just I'm... No, I have to be there

And I listen to it And I'm like... It's because it's right by the seat. Well, Amy goes to another one. I leave far far away. I don't want anybody. analyzing my P-stream. No, no, no. Oh, man.

I ordered some shoes. I just got canceled. That should be illegal. I mean, not illegal, but there should be a fine for that, right? Like, they should give you a coupon or something, because that happens to me all the time. What happens you all the time? You order shoes all the time. No, not shoes, but cancel orders come in. I order something, and then like a couple days later, it's like, oh, got canceled. That's weird.

Yeah, I found some shoes I really wanted. It never had on my size and I bought them. And they two days later hit me with the cancellation. Let's see. Amy got a hold of her dad's first wife. We were talking about if her dad ever worked with Colonel Sanders. What do you have there? Well, it's not terribly hard to do that. She's the mom of my half-brother and half-sister,

so I just went through them. But yeah, she said she's pretty sure the year my dad went to work for KFC. It was 1966. And she doesn't remember my dad ever saying if he met him or anything. but I don't know what all they would talk about. But he was in Kentucky. Yeah, no, I mean, my dad would travel. So KFC was franchised by that point,

and there was multiple locations. So my dad was working with corporate, like with the franchise and traveling to different locations. And so that's how, that's what he was doing. But did he ever work in Kentucky? No, but he went there. Yes. Well, I mean, I don't know.

I don't, again, I don't know all the specifics. But yes, he went to Kentucky. He went to Alabama. I don't know. He went all over. I think he lived in Texas maybe. We got no answers. No, what the answer I got was that, yes, in 1966.

And I did some research and found out that in 1964, Colonel Sanders actually sold to like some investors. But he, so he wasn't even involved in day to day, although he did get a salary. He was still on salary and still wanted to be the face. And like the mascot of the brand. and so by the time my dad joined, he wasn't day-to-day operations. So I don't, probably the likelihood of the meeting, probably not.

But still, my dad went to Kentucky and worked for KFC. Did they do the Dougie? No, not in Kentucky. No, not, not in Kentucky. She didn't get it. I get it now. Okay, so we're marking off the list that your dad met Colonel Sanders. Yeah.

It was just to, whenever she brought that up, was like shot in the dark. I'm like, oh, yeah, my dad's been there. That was his first job. I'm being told that if someone, Eddie, can you walk, hey, Ray, can you turn the mic on on my desk? Mm-hmm. Can you put the, Eddie, can you put the camera on my desk? You're all, whatever you see is what you get, unless you move it. No, no, no, no, on my desk in the studio where you are.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Okay. Eddie, can you walk over to my desk? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm being told. Tell me what he's saying.

He's being told. Oh, he doesn't have headphones. Okay. Ask Eddie if there's $100 over there. Is there $100 over there? Yes. Yes, there is.

That it's been returned. Yeah. How did that get there? Three, four, five. Five-twenty is $100. That somebody returned the money. Who took the money? No, I mean.

Speak up, fools. I haven't been. There in days. So who took the money? They may want to admit it? Bones, this is easy, dude. Who told you about that? Who told you about that money being there?

Yeah, we didn't notice it, and we've been right next to it all morning. I don't want to say who told because I think it would implicate them and I don't want to implicate them. That could implicate your criminal. It wasn't the criminal. How do you know that?

I just know. I mean interesting very interesting because none of us noticed that money there right why are you guys not talking

but somebody but somebody went and put the money back on the desk everyone's acting weird here I'm feeling Mike D came up on Saturday and put it there

Mike D did you go let's just talk honestly for a second Mike D did you go up there at all I'm in the studio since no okay Amy you haven't said anything what's going on with you

because I didn't have anything to do with it You're not shocked that the money's there all of a sudden? Who do you think did it? I don't think anybody in this room did it? Maybe in the glass room. Why are you laughing? Yeah, you're so guilty.

I stick with money. Amy is red. Amy's guilty. Money. Why would I take the money? I don't know. You tell us. I don't know.

Why are you trying to adamantly blame it on me? Maybe it's you. Okay. Amy, who took the money? If she picks me, she's guilty 100%. Lunchbox. Lunchbox, you took the money. I mean, I told you guys, Abby.

She's a thief. She's a liar, can't be trusted. Eddie? Amy Bones, no doubt about it now. And now that she's laughing, even more. Ray? I mean, the obvious go-to answer is Lunchbox. It wasn't me.

Abby's a good girl. I know her. I got to go with L.B. Good girl. Abby? I'm in Lunchbox, too, because he's actually not talking. Like, he's speechless right now, and he's never speaking. and he's never speechless.

No, I'm not speechless. I said you took the money. There was nothing speechless. What was the reward? What was the reward? What was the reward? $100. No, I don't know that that's true.

I don't remember. Was there a reward? I don't know that I would give an all of it away as the reward. $20? You're going to make it $20? If someone can tip me off and tell me who gave the money? I just know who told me it was there. I think that's a big key of the puzzle.

Yeah, I mean, I don't even go over there because no one else noticed that money there. Scoobah, who do you think did it? I stole the cookies from the cookie jar. I would, my guess, well, here's my theory. I don't know who it is, but when I left Friday, it wasn't there. And then Monday when we came in, I didn't check. So it probably happened over the weekend. So we can check the key card scanner to see who came in over the weekend

and possibly pinpoint who was the person that did it. Okay. And if you did do it in your cot, you owe me $20. Okay, who came up to the studio over the weekend? I did. I was working all weekend on work. There is. No, I'm kidding.

I wasn't here. I haven't been here in 72 hours, dude. Okay. What have it? It has a key to the studio. Lunchbox doesn't have a key to the studio, so it can't be lunchbox. Any chance studio door was left open?

It was not. No, I locked it. And I locked it after I left on Friday. No one else was here. All right. That narrows it down to like three people. Okay, well, let me say this. I know who it is.

Without a doubt. I think you guys punk on us and Mike put the money there. That's not true. I will give you guys one guess and if you get it right, I'll give you $20. We can change our guess? Yeah. Okay.

If you want. Got it. Go ahead. Amy. Ray. Amy goes Ray. Okay. One guess Ray.

Lunchbox? Our boss Rod. Wow. That's good. Wow. You guys are thinking too much in the box. You got to think outside the box. He took the money when he was in here one day.

He didn't realize he wanted to make sure it was safe. Once he got word, he put it back. Eddie, your final guess. I mean, I still want to go with Amy, but let's just go. She's telling me she didn't do it, so I trust her. Let's go Mike D. Mike D did it. One vote, Mike D. All right. Morgan.

He said he knows Mike D didn't do it. I still have a feeling either like the cleaners or somebody else in the building. Well, Morgan is determined to get a cleaner fired. I don't want to get them fired. I just have a feeling they're not on the show. All right, all right. Well, we have no doubles so far. Ray.

Give me Gator. He was floating around last week. He could have been involved. That's true. He wasn't here. Abby? On my lead again. I think you took him home.

You took it home. Okay. But what about the fact that Skug, when did you look at my desk last? Last I looked at it was Friday around, what time I leave here? 8 p.m. Was it up there Friday at one or two? I don't recall being up there. No.

Usually I clean your desk to get the marker off. I didn't do it that Friday. All right. I don't remember seeing it there. Scoob, who's your guess? My guess is Jen Lyme Gruber. What? Oh my gosh.

I just, I don't have a guess. Ray? Yeah, I did Gator. Oh, you did Gator. Okay, well, somebody's right. Yeah! It's Rod. It was me.

It was me. It's not... It's not Rod or Gator. Dang it! It's not Mike D. D. Okay, I'm out. It's not the cleaner. Dang.

I didn't know who else was guest. Ray. It was actually left in my pants pocket and I left it up there Thursday. You did. I knew it. So Abby won? Yeah, Abby won. I put that up there Thursday.

I just put it up there and I, Scooby just didn't see it on Friday. And I forgot that I put it up there. But it was in my pants pocket and I went home and brought it back and laid it on their Thursday and then forgot about it Friday and here we are Abby you just won $20. We were right originally so I was right originally I solved the case. First of all, Ray would win the money if we went with the original guesses because his guess was pants your guess was Abby second of all I let you all change your mind and you did and Abby won. Oh boy

Abby you can go get you $20 off that pile. Go get it now. I can't. Yeah. You're welcome Abby you owe me 10 because I gave you the clue. I'm the one that came up with that theory in the first place. All right. I'm sorry, Amy, I accused you. Yeah. Now everybody hates everybody.

I apologize. I apologize. Accepted or whatever. Hey, Eddie, why doesn't scuba trust you in the studio? Oh, I don't know why. Like, I told you guys that Eric, I saw Eric Church out at a basketball game. Oh, that's what it's about. Yeah, we only take 20, not 40.

And then Scoob, I found out scuba's going behind my back emailing the label, asking him, is this true? Is it possible? Was he in town? I'm like, why do you doubt me? Scoob is this true? Yeah, because we've done, I think, three of these since I've been on the show, and we're 0 for three on seeing people, I think, Toneel Towns is one of them, Taylor Swift,

Ben Fools. That was Taylor Swift, guys. All from Eddie, and he's all been wrong. So just going based on the facts and in the previous times that he's brought this up, let me just fact check this just to make sure. And then the dates that he mentioned, he was also on tour, so it's like, well, this seems a little fishy. So I had to just be sure that we saw Eric Church. Was it Eric Church?

It was. He was right. But hey, but based on the odds, you're usually not right, so I had to check. Yeah, and Eddie never brings pictures of these people. So, I mean, why would Eddie take a picture of Eric Church living his own life? Exactly. I would never do that. Never do that. I took one of Lauren Lane at the Chipotle.

I mean, if I see him a lot, I'm taking a picture. And that was, all I know is I'm in Costa Rica, and I'm just getting hammered about that. And I'm like, what is happening? I never saw the pictures until I think they were taken down. but it was like Lauren and Lena from the back it was like all butt in in yoga pants

oh wait hold on did we ever talk about how these had to get taken down no but it wasn't it wasn't like I was trying to take a picture like I was zoomed in on her butt like she was standing over there zoomed in on her butt no that's what I'm saying basically no she was just her back was to me

so I took a picture and I kept trying to get one of her turning around she never turned all the way around so I mean I don't understand I mean it wasn't like I was zoomed in on her butt like oh look at her butt no it was just picture of her. I remember we did the show that morning and talked about it and I thought it was funny. Lunchbox was

because I just went up to her and been like, hey, it's lunchbox. Like, hi. I mean, that's all it would have taken. That's it. Like, she's been on the show many times and all that. Lauren and I have toured together. We've just been friends for a long time. And then I disappear into the jungle. I don't have cell phone access. I have nothing. No internet,

nothing. I come back and it's like people are like trashing. The show like people that are like radio people on other platforms are like we would never and I'm like what is happening here and then I went and looked at the pictures and it was like all Lauren Atlanta's butt and oh my gosh and yoga pants and I was like yeah I probably shouldn't put those out I mean I thought a big overreaction by everybody I mean so yes yes I agree overreaction because people were like I can't believe we're we're treating women and I was like well

it was a bad move to put them up but it wasn't about it being anything other than lunchbox was taking a picture of a celebrity from behind. Right. You can go to People magazine. You see people like walking, holding hands. You get them from back. And no one says, oh my God, it's their butt. It's just they're walking in the park.

I mean, it's people just, you want to vilify me because I took a picture. Nice word, buddy. Thank you. I'm just torn because he just showed a one up to Lauren and not taking a picture of her at all. And then secondly, like probably you should have been like, you know what? that's very if I were... But it wasn't meant to that.

See, I didn't see it that way because all I did was take a picture of her. I didn't even think about that. Like, I wasn't like concentrating on her butt, so it never even crossed my mind. Like, I didn't even think about that. I get it. Listen, I don't remember where I saw it.

That's my question. I just know when I saw it, I was like, oh, man, lunchbox. Like, no. Me too. I would be, if I would just be so annoyed if I was her. And also did, lunchbox just post them or did we post them on the Bobby Bone show?

I think we posted them on the show. Okay, good. You sent me one and I posted one, but it wasn't the butt photos. I posted one of the other ones. Oh, really? I don't want to get into that. I forgot all about this. That seems like a different lifetime ago.

But yes, I haven't talked to Lauren since. I don't know if she's mad or not. I did see her manager out, and I talked to her. I'm friends with their manager too. But I haven't even thought about it. But there are people that were screaming for lunchbox like, okay, that are just trying to like, look at me. I'm such a fighter for what's good.

And like he wasn't doing anything about he was just being a creep. He'd have been the same kind of creep to Eric Church. Right. It didn't matter who it was. They were just, they were just. He said a right. Yes. I mean, it's true.

I mean, it was just a celebrity in the wild. So I took a picture. I mean, I didn't even think or comprehend that I would. He's an equal opportunity. I am who I am. I'd have done the same to Kane Brown. I mean, sure. I would have.

Yes. We know. We know. Okay. I think we're done. I have to get a COVID test. And I'm not going to repost those pictures today. In like two minutes.

Yeah, I just remember seeing it. I remember going, why are people yelling at me? Why are people what they call virtue signaling? Like yelling about how good they are and how bad other people are. And then I saw them and I was like, he probably shouldn't have posted those. But I don't, hmm, what? I just learned something new. Virtue signaling.

Yeah, I just wrote that down. Just in case it's an elder versus millennial. What's it called? Virtue signaling. Got it. I should look up that definition. I used it without even. Let me make sure I'm right on that.

Virtue signaling definition. It's the act of speaking or behaving in a way that's meant to demonstrate one's good moral values. For example, if a person widely proclaims on social media that they strongly support a certain cause, just because they want to show others how caring they are, the person is virtue signaling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You're so hip. No, I'm not.

Sometimes words. There you are. Okay. Let me get the urban dictionary. definition. I wouldn't go to Urban Dictionary for any definition. All right, cool.

Everybody good? Yeah. Lunchbox, then, when you want to apologize to you? No, I'm good. All right.

Walker Hayes, nothing. What? Walker Hayes, nothing? What do I need to? Guys, I just feel like every day

he comes on and trash is Walker Hayes. Like, this is going to be a thing. Excuse me. You guys ask me a question and I answer it. I never come on here and just

bash him just, you know, out of nowhere. It's not like I just say, hold on, Bobby, I need to bash Walker Hayes at 730 a. I don't think he bashes Walker.

I think he just thinks highly of himself. Yeah, at Walker's expense, though. It's always just comparing him to Walker. You guys compare me to Walker. You guys compare Walker to me. The comparison was made months ago. You guys asked me if I was more famous than Walker, and I said yes. We asked you about 30 people, and you compared yourself to all of them.

Yep. And then when Walker was in here, I don't know what day that was. And you asked me, hey, do you still think you're more famous? him and I said, no offense to you, Walker, but yeah, I am. Hey, guys, I'm looking on TMZ and, I mean, they got a picture of Jeff Bezos walking with his girl from behind and they got a picture of her butt. I'm going to sit up TMZ about how terrible they are. Do you think you're more famous than Amy?

Yes. Like, no doubt. No doubt. Like that game. I mean, I'm sorry, Amy. But just to clarify, lunchbox, nobody in this room puts himself in like a famous category except for you. Like a famous box, especially with like all the real celebrities and country singers and

Amy, do you sign autographs? Do you sign autographs? I answer my question. I am not. Do you sign autograph? I have. Exactly. Okay.

That means you're famous. I see that as like listeners. I mean, you don't see someone going up to the teacher and hey, Miss Martin, can I get you to sign my paper? No. Permission slips or something, yeah. You don't ask for autographs at the end of the year like, oh, can I frame your autograph, Ms. Martin? No, no one does that.

I mean, teachers are... Has anyone ever framed your autograph? What the? Oh, for sure. What do you sign? I mean, whatever. I mean, hats. I mean, shirts. I mean, you name it. We sign it. You name it. It's like a business. You name it. We sign it. Be honest, how often are you signing something, especially in this day and age? Because like, also the new autograph is like... Now it's a lot of selfies, you know.

But yes, we still sign stuff. I mean, we, I mean, Bobby sign, we sign stuff when listeners win stuff. Oh, you sign the hat? Oh, yeah, okay. We'll sign the hat. That's more like a momentum that we actually had it and sent it to them more than it is. Like, my autograph is valuable. I often say, I'm probably devaluing this by signing it. But we can sign it just to show that we did have it here. Okay. Pictures, cups, shirts, you name it, we sign it. Shoes, leaps, cars, buildings.

If it moves, we sign it. If it don't move, we sign it. Have you ever signed a person's body? Yes. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Where? Mountain range.

Get out of here. Wait, I'm sure he has. Hell. Some of the women that like them some lunchbox because I can see that happening. How many do you think you've signed? How many boobs? Probably in the range of 15.

I mean He's a Motley crew Get out of here No, Mottley Crew signed millions I mean Every woman wanted them I mean I signed about 15 I don't know why

You lost track though No I mean it's just like That was I mean Back in the club days I mean women wanted that They wanted what They didn't think it could be more than 15 They signed the mountains bones

Would you ever go to the club And we'd be like After the club I just want to go home with you Oh yeah I mean, are you, dude, it was, I was so good that I would have someone and they'd be like, oh, that's all right. I'm like, well, this is my roommate. They're just going with him just because it was my roommate.

How were you good, though? I don't understand that. You were so good. Ended up, like, meeting girls because of you. Element. Fit in LaVocca. I'll sign your boobs. You'd hear him on the radio and it'd be an empty club.

And you'd hear it echoing off the walls. It'd be like, it's packed, pack, pack. And you'd be like, all that reverberation doesn't sound like a lot of people in there. 10 o'clock to 1 o'clock By 1 o'clock, let me tell you, that place was hopping. Okay, and also, by 1 o'clock on the radio, he was like, we're at 5th and LeVoca. That's true.

He would be so drunk. Ella. I forget what street. Hey, baby. He just started talking to girls. What? I'll never forget Fifth and LaVocca. I'll never forget that street, Amy.

I mean, it doesn't matter. And I was saying, like, when you're, if we were listening to you. That is ingrained in my memory forever because it was the most amazing place ever. Those were his glory days. Yeah. Working the clubs. I mean, I hit Pure Ultra Lounge.

After Element closed down, I went to Pure Ultra Lounge. Bobby would do it sometimes. Spiros. I do Spiros before it. You guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do Spiros.

Come on, I do Sparrows. Yeah. That's it. That's all I would say, though. I didn't have any wrap. I'd be like, please. Please come to Spiros. They're going to fire me.

All right, we're going to go. Thank you, everybody good? I'm good. All right. We'll see you guys soon. Bye. Bye.

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