The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (04-11-22)

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

Bobby addresses what happened during the live show and why it was chaos. Lunchbox get his penalty for not listening during Friday’s show.  Mike D reviews Ambulance. We get examples of Amy buffering during the show. Raymundo says our old intern got robbed on her MTV shows. We get into talk of drama shows about real events.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. AP-U-S-D-U-S-Military. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Hello, dear friends of the Bobby Bone Show. We are in a different studio. Maybe I have me a pen just anywhere.

Just ain't any pen at all. We're in a different studio because our studio broke halfway through the show. And so we're not streaming this, but we are doing this today. It was kind of a disaster. It was kind of an S show. Because our microphones would not go off, even during songs. So then, even during commercials. So then we just stayed on the air.

You'll hear it. Or you may have heard it already. Okay. Mike, deal on all the pages? Because we're in a different room. We're just trying to figure this out as we go. Why don't we start with the 12-year-old who reeled in the big old fish by himself? Oh, that's cool.

It tied the Idaho State record. It is a monster sturgeon. And these fish stories sometimes, I get irritated at people when they go, that fish ain't even that big. Well, if it's a trout and it's eight pounds, that's humongous. Yeah, because they're normally not that big. Right. It's like seeing a 30-pound mouse.

Now, are there lions that are over 30 pounds? Yes. But if you see a 30-pound rat or a mouse, you're like, that's huge. This one here, actually massive, though. According to KTVB, Tyler Grimshaw, 12 years old, tied the catch and release record for the state when he landed a 9-11-inch sturgeon. I mean, that's huge.

9-foot-11. That's huge. That's bigger than the tallest basketball player. Right. He went out fishing, he hooked into him, he fought it for 50 minutes. I mean, he stayed with it first. for 50 minutes.

Wow. When you hear of a cat, most catfish that are massive most, or like on a trot line. That's where we would catch most of our big catfish.

We'd set the trot line, we'd leave it, we'd come back, boom, it's there. Is that legal? Do we worry about that? All the game warns are like, what are you just saying?

Well, I think... I think keyboard is used to. I think it's situational and used to. Back in the day. Because I do think it's legal. Okay. Or we wouldn't have done it.

Okay. But we also, we had to learn how to do it with using no money, so we would take like big buckets big jugs of oil and cut off

the bottom and then float them like those were our jugs and so we would yeah back in the day though I'm pretty sure

it was legal anyway caught almost a 10 foot fish which is crazy um let's see I don't know if I can go to these clips Mike do I have like the lunchbox

like can we show the example what is it for the that's it yeah yeah okay good so if you remember lunchbox. You repeated a segment and we had rules on that. Oh, yes.

I didn't repeat it. I was doing research when you were talking about it. But during a segment, but you're not a researcher. No, but sometimes when you say people are rich, I like to see how much they are. Okay, so, this first one's the rules, right? I don't need to hear it. Here's a clip from the post show on January 25th of this year. The first offense is a $20 fine.

Nice. We'll put it into the jar. Second offense, a temporary tattoo on your face. On your face? offense, you have to go to breakfast or a coffee place during the show and bark like a dog until they ask you to stop. Oh my gosh. That's third offense. Start pin attention, maybe.

I think we switch those, though. First is the money. Second, should be bark like a dog. Third should be temporary tattoos. That's the big one. That's hardcore. So, we made these rules, and here we go. This is lunchboxes of fence.

And it was 20 bucks, not five bucks. I was told five, so I paid five. You heard the rules, dude. No, I was told when you're implemented a you're giving a ticket, you pay what you're given. Did you get a ticket? Yeah, from Mike. You get him a ticket. Yeah, he said, you owe me five bucks.

Okay, here we go. Mark Wahlberg, net worth, is $300 million. He's that rich? Wow. A fully equipped gym, a movie screening room, and then separate quarters for any hired help, plus a media entry space. It's from TMZ. I want all that.

Yeah, me too. That says his net worth is $300 million. That's what we just said. I just said that. You're now punished. Yeah. Okay. If you said five, it's going to be five.

It'll be 20 for now. Oh, come on. The rules were there, though. Lunchbox has a point. It was enforced on him. We enforced them improperly. We're not going to reinforce them. But your second one will be barking like a dog.

Yeah, I mean, it was just, look, I mean, I was trying to do research for the show, and then I had people texting me for pictures versus for social. I mean, it was just like, hey. The texting you during a segment? Yeah. Okay. That's a lie. That's a lie.

Yeah, that's a lie. Yeah. Because Morgan maybe needed something, but you can wait until song or commercial. you just accept it. Yeah. Do you accept anything or do you fight it? But you know it's going to happen to them too. It is.

It will. It happens to the best of us. Mike, you watched ambulance. What's that? Oh, that looks good. Oh, is that any? Okay, this is the one where they're... It's a new Jake Gyllenhaal movie.

He plays like a really sophisticated bank robber. And then him and his brother rob a bank. And then the entire movie is just them getting chased in an ambulance trying to get away. It's a Michael Bay movie. So it's total like, explode. emotions, dumb action, but it's a really fun movie. What do you give it? I give it 3.5 out of five money bags.

It reminds me of that movie that he did during the pandemic, where it was always inside the call center. The guilty. And they never really left the call center. It's just him answering 911 calls. Yes. Is this similar to that when you say they don't leave the... It's kind of like speed.

The whole thing, like in the bus, it's just like that with an ambulance. But I thought it was fun. I don't think you would like it because you don't really like cheesy, like action movies. Yes, I like action movies a lot. I like cheesy action if we know it's going to be cheesy action. If they're like, this is cheesy action. If there's a little bit of realness to it, it almost ruins it.

Like, Fast and Furious is so dumb. Oh, I love Fast and Fears. Not the first couple. True. They just got way more ridiculous. Yeah, when they're going across a bridge that is falling. Well, they went to space. Yeah.

Yes. Let's see. Spoiler alert. Do we have the clips on this wall of Amy buffering? Okay. We're in a different room, guys, so bear with us. So, this is some examples of Amy buffering on the air. You know how like when something hangs up?

It's like, the screen goes, but just barely. Yeah. If the internet kind of hangs up. Yeah. Okay. So you're watching Netflix, the internet's slow, right? And it takes a second. A little wheel comes up.

Yeah, okay, good. So I think we've had a few of those with Amy recently, and so somebody grabbed all these clips for me. Here's some behind-the-scenes talk before at Friday's pile. Amy asked if I'd be interested in a list of the shortest female country artists and then couldn't get out the words most of them are Instead she just made the sound All right can you play the first one

Do you care about the list of the shortest female country artists Are they current? What? What the heck? Most of them are I don't know That makes me worry for my brain for a second This is Amy life by the way

Because I don't have a Like my daughter does at some time but she has a little bit of a stutter. And so I expect that, but that's not normal for me. So it's weirding me out that I wasn't able to say that word. Yeah, because it's not really a stutter. I know, but that's how, well, okay. It is the small clip.

And I couldn't say it. Yeah, that's weird. That's a brain thing. Yeah. That's a brain thing. So here's one we saved from a mess up during Fun Fact Friday when she also suffered the same buffer problem. By the way, this is not a stutter. people to think where Amy does not have a stutter.

Right. It's a glitch. Not, I think her not being able to focus on one thing and she's got another thing going on at the same time and she can't commit so it comes out twisted. Is this the same sound or a different sound? Well, here you go. There's a McBoat. McDonald's located in Germany.

So it has a float through instead of a drive-thru. You paddle up to the dock. You place your order and it's brought it to you by the staff. Here's Amy delivering that fact and messing up trying to say McBoat. So you can paddle up on a little. dock place your order and then it's brought out to you by the staff and it's called mcdote mcmunt that's tough to say I don't know I don't know the sound she made yeah let's hear that clip again the last part make note McMount

McMount that's like a different language that's my point you're trying to say like three things at once because you get your mind in different things what if another language is somewhere in me and it's starting to come out play it again here we go everybody quiet Here we go. McDote, McMont. Mendobe. And I want to hear the whole clip with context again. Because it is just a weird group of sounds.

That I mess up in words all the time, but it's... Yeah, I don't even know why I did that. Here we go. So you can paddle up on a dock, place your order, and then it's brought out to you by the staff. And it's called Mnote, McMont. I don't even understand. That's great. I don't even understand what...

And again, we all suck at talking. Oh, for sure. Yes, but I've just not heard that right there. That's crazy. McDote, McMount. I love it. And just for fun, here you go. Here's Amy trying to say fundraising.

So on Kickstarter, there's people fund ways. Yeah, that's Wesqually. That's Elmofood. That's Elmofood. Okay, well, there's that. Okay. I had a little something there. So Ray said that Lexi Hayden, our old intern, got job by MTV.

Have we talked about this at all? Just that she was on the show? Yeah. I know off the year we've talked about it. So what happened on the show? So it's been a hot minute since she got eliminated, but they start, she even said, she goes, hey, it was started out as becoming a video star on MTV. And then it just changed out of nowhere to becoming a pop star.

So I feel like the producers are almost like, we got to get this country person out. We can't have a country person winning becoming a pop star. It makes no sense. And she didn't even said that. She goes, I was never originally supposed to be a pop star. So she was easily, me and my wife watched it together, one of the better ones on the show. Her music videos were dope. She had the best producers, good video stuff, good dress people, makeup.

All the other people unproduced looked really bad. And out of nowhere, they just let her go on the show. And they go, Lexi, I think it was Jonas. He goes, fortunately, we got to let you go. And even she was like, what? What? You're letting me go out of all these terrible videos? So I feel like they just had to make a push to get her out of there because she was a country person.

It was weird. We should bring her in to play. I think we'll bring her in this week. Okay, good. I like that idea. Also, she's a former intern. If Ray said she was really good. She was.

Did she ever play at your house? Do you ever hear her sing? I haven't heard her sing it since she was here seven, eight years ago. Yeah. Yeah, no, but I do follow her online so I see her post videos like singing in her car. Are they good? Yes. Okay.

I wonder if she'll admit him to you robbed her. maybe she signed an NDA. I doubt it. She could probably say that. We're episode five of, speaking of NDAs of the dropout, Elizabeth Holmes story. Yeah. They're a gun. Theranos.

What does that have to do with NDA? They have to all sign NDAs to work there. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So I watched the documentary a couple years ago about that, and they said they could take a drop of blood and do all these blood tests on you. And then how they lied. And they were just trying to develop it.

Like, they were still trying to develop it. trying to develop it. It wasn't a fraud from the beginning. It was like what a lot of these tech companies do. They promise they can do something. And then while they're raising money, they actually figured out then. Like, there's a window. Yeah. It's just like she didn't quite get there. I do think, yeah, Eddie just was like shady. And it's like, yes, shady. But also, for sure, for sure. But also, she really did think it was possible and they were trying to figure it out. And had it worked, it would have worked. Like all these things, like I'm watching We Crash or whatever. All these things start with just a bunch of BS like, oh yeah, yeah, I can do this, I can do this, I can do

this. And then they're just like, oh, crap, what do we do? Like, it always starts with a shady promise. You know what I would? And I'm not sticking out for this, but I have in my career many times, I've not stolen money from people doing this, but said, oh yeah, for sure, I can do that. You need 45 minutes of material. I'm like, what do I don't know how to do this. Yes, it's different when you're dealing with investors, though. Agree, but my point is, people that try to do big things, promise they can do it because they think they can learn to do it in the time. And then to do what she does, she had to take money. Where they got in trouble was, they just started stealing stuff.

Yeah. And buying things. Yes. It just was... Usually the money is what it's in trouble. But I understand. But again, someone said, I'll pay you this much money. Can you do that? Sure, absolutely. And I'm like, oh, God, I've never done that before. And they want me to write this. And they just paid me before I even did the work.

And you just figured out. Yeah. So, much smaller scale. I understand what she was thinking. There were just choices she made that probably other people made and it worked out, probably many. Right, and how sort of just certain, well, I mean, there was a whistleblower. So had that person not when they did, how long would it have continued? Oh, so they're in trouble because they broke the NDA, huh?

Well, I don't know. I haven't seen that episode yet because some of the stuff I know, but some of the stuff I don't really know yet. Yeah, I just remember stuff from the podcast. I mean, maybe that's what I'm saying. Like, if you're a whistleblower, you obviously broke the law by breaking the NDA so you can be sued also or is it like you're protected? I think some whistleblowers get in

trouble. Yes, some but some are actually given a bit of freedom. Because I mean if someone's, I don't know. If you make them sign an NDA you know I can do anything I want and not get in trouble. No one's never chill on me. Yeah, they're government whistleblowers that don't get in trouble

but they don't sign NDA. Whistleblowers like a tattel tell, right? Like someone like But it's for a moral integrity-based reason. People's lives are on the line at this point because Walgreens invested, they started putting these things in Walgreens store.

You should Google that lunchbox. And you know what? If you repeat something while you're Googling, that's okay. Okay. Okay. You know, because like they start, the scientists that were working there were like starting to freak out because they're like, okay, this is all fun in games to begin with,

but these are people's lives. And people are taking these tests thinking they're getting their results and they're not accurate. So, and we're not spoiling the show. No. Because this has all happened and it's been out as part of a documentary as well. I will say even though I listened to the podcast a couple of years ago,

watching this scripted show of it, I learned some stuff that I thought, no way, this is real. This is just part of like adding fluff because it's scripted. But I googled it and sure enough and I was like, dang, I didn't know that part. My assumption is Lunchbox that some whistleblowers are whistleblowing even though they know they're going to get in trouble. Yeah, according to the law office of this guy. of this guy. It's a good agency. He's a lawyer. What do you have? Oh, Mike found it.

It says your attorney can break down the specific aspects of the NDA that would not hold up in court and assess your reasoning for whistleblowing. If you're whistleblowing and it's illegal what they're doing, you cannot get in trouble. Oh, okay. Cool. So you can't tell, thank you, Mike. You can't tell if it's not illegal and you're just like, I don't like it. But you can if it's deemed illegal. Right. Because like you could sign an NDA working with someone and then you find out, They murder somebody in the building and you're like, sure. Don't want to get sued.

Don't want to get sued. But if they're a jerk and you tell everyone, that's not illegal. Correct. And you can get in trouble for that. Yes. Got it. And the show is pretty good. Caitlin's over it, but we're just finishing it now because we're watching it.

I mean, because her voice is so annoying. Bones, you were saying that you can't spoil it because it's like real events. See, I feel like there's something there because, again, watching We Crash. But she's also not saying the end end. This is all the stuff that I think is generally known. It's in the news right now. But even like, you know, watching. watching Winning Time and all those shows that those are true events that really happened.

I'm still watching it, not knowing what really happened. But I would say that what she's talking about are points of the news stories that have been out recently, not character things that happened during the show. Yeah. Like I just didn't say something that I was like, whoa, that I learned in the scripted show that I didn't hear in the podcast. But I could have, I'd blow your mind with it right now, but I'm not going to. Don't blow my mind, please. The young kid from modern family plays like a grandson of somebody that's very prominent.

He's also in 13 reasons why. Oh, maybe it's not the same kid then, I'm thinking. I do like 13 kids. Why? Maybe it just looks like him. I googled him. That's the same kid, Mike. Hannah Baker.

Let me see. It looks like him, but that might not be. Yeah, that looks like him. We see it. Eddie, is we work, or we crash good? Yes. I'm in the middle of it. It's good.

We watched the first episode. We were like, mm. It gets better. Is it Jared Leto that's not doing it for you? Because it's weird seeing him in that character. No. That's the one where it's like where you work from a building in a real space.

Okay. Once we figured out he was Israeli, it made more sense. Yeah. Because he's like, ooh. It's hard for me to look at him and forget that's Jared Lito. But that show, they spent so. Is that the Sonic people, Scoop it, going to the room? Yeah.

I mean, we're still nine minutes from. Do you want to go and tell him we'll be there in a second? What's up? It just looks like him, though, doesn't he? But it is the. 13 reasons why I could. Looks like the kid from the also they did a great job

at casting because I look up everybody from that show. Yeah, I've been looking up. That's so much fun to see how. That is so funny that you guys do that. What? When they die or when they leave the show or when it's over, that's when I'll do it. I won't do it until something happens on a show with them.

That is so amazing because you'll see spoiler about what happens to their person if you don't know when you look it up. But I want to see how much of it is true, where are they now? What are they doing? So what's your problem? We worked.

No problem. We crashed. We watched the... We crashed. We worked, though, was a documentary on Hulu about the real-life version of that. Oh, I want to watch that. I'd rather watch a documentary than a... Yeah, me too.

But it's not a documentary series. It's like an hour. Because we crashed, just so people know in case they want to watch it, it was on Apple Plus. And it's good. It's entertaining. But I think what helps it for me is that I don't know the story of... We don't either. So I love that I'm learning as I go.

Oh, okay. And even now, you come in some days you don't even work. So it does... You know, it's... It's all new to you. That's still around, right? We work? I don't know.

I'd drive by one every day. My husband office is out of a we work. The reason that show is so different than Amy's show, the dropout, even though they're both true and they're both about, I don't know if we works about fraud or not, don't tell me. I don't know. Okay.

Is that they spent so much money on the Apple Plus version because they got two A-list actors. It looks cleaner. The episodes are longer, where the one on Hulu looks good and is solid. Amanda Seafrey does a great job. Is Elizabeth Holmes? She even looks like her in a lot of ways

and has all the mannerisms and like the eye twitches and stuff. But yeah, there's that. It's good. It's pretty good. I say it's pretty good. Caitlin says it's not good. Have you gotten to the scene in the dropout where she's on the bow? And she's like, I'm going to get the money.

And then she throws her. With the other rich guy. Yes, I feel so awkward during that scene. Yeah, she. Like, I'm just like, is that really how she acted? I don't. It's weird. Are you watching winning time?

Like, are you up to see? I mean, the second it's put out. So Sunday 8. I didn't watch it last night. That's what I'm asking. So you're not up to see. We didn't. We went to dinner last night.

We usually watch it Sunday evening. We went to dinner last night instead because I played golf yesterday. And I was like, I'll be gone to golf, but I'll take you to dinner tonight. Compromise. And then, oh, I watch it tonight. That's my favorite show. That's so good. They just did season two, renewed for season two.

Oh, yeah? Oh, my gosh. Even better. See, that's one you watch. And I'm like, I have to Google to see if that was true. Just because it's just so crazy. How can all that crazy stuff happen? I just assume if it's in something it's true.

They wouldn't lie to me. All right, well, that's it. We will see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye and... Yeah, man. Peace be with you. See you later, dude. May I'm happy, happy day.

May the force. McDote, McMount. I thought you did that live, Amy. I was like, that was really funny. Can you say that back exactly like you did? McDope McMong. McDon't McMont. McMont.

I don't know. McDon't know. I was looking at Amy. I thought that came out of her mouth. I was like, wow, that was pretty good. I'd love to see those, like, what do they put, electrodes on your brain? You know, when that happens? I want to see what all the lights do in there.

They just get tangled. It looks like a big knot. It looks like Christmas lights. Then music plays. All right, we're done. All right, thank you guys. Bye, everybody. Oh, bye.

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