The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (05-16-22)

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

Bobby starts with a voicemail from a listener who found a tick in their bed and needs advice on what to do. Bobby shares that he is doing vocals for a new Raging Idiots song today…and Eddie forgot. Bobby shares a news story about a woman who had getting arrested on her bucket list and Abby shares what (kinda sad) thing is on her bucket list. We get into Eddie and Abby wanting to skydive and if it’s a good idea or not. Amy shares an interesting protocol Scotty McCreery has when taking pictures with fans. We get a peek into Eddie’s life and seeking help because he’s been feeling sad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, this is a voicemail from Jessica in Missouri. So the other night, me my husband realized we had the wrong pillows when we were going to bed. So we went to trade them, and I picked up my pillow, and underneath it was a tick in my bed. I just can't believe that it was in my bed, and I don't know where it came from. I have a brown dog, so I'm not sure how to search his whole body for ticks. but anyway, what would you do next? Random tick in the bed, huh? That's tough.

If you don't know if the dog has been up there, we had in our bed some sort of sand yesterday. We haven't been to the beach. Yeah, what? And Kailen's, go, why is there sand in the bed? I was like, I don't know.

But secretly, I knew that I'd been eating some donuts in the bed. It had some cinnamon on, and it wasn't sand at all. You're like a child. So I was like, I don't know how there's sand. have we had any shoes or anything

that was at the beach last year? I'm really trying to figure out what's going on but I knew it was the cinnamon and sugar from those donuts and now she probably does nah she doesn't watch this at all so as long as nobody messages her don't message her. Not from us. Nobody will

yeah that irritates me when people like do you know we said this on the air? Oh my gosh shut up! There's no need to message her uh thing about the tick I don't know there's one tick. Can you do like a shampoo, flea and tick shampoo for the dog and just kind of make sure the dog's Yeah, sure. You can do that. Just do it on the dog.

She was talking about, like, searching for ticks. I don't think you have to do all that with the dog. I don't know where you would go search. I mean, the dog, of course, but I don't know where else. You can look for the dog and search it. And then, I mean, my tick got on me in the house on a day where I hadn't even been outside yet. And it just showed up on my arms. So I'm sure an animal. Can bring it in and it could put it and it could crawl up on the bed. Right. You ever had a tick on you? Dude, how many times I have to answer this. My whole life is full of ticks.

You grew up in the woods. I probably had 10,000 ticks on me. Well, I haven't. So did you ever get Lyme's disease? Lime, no, us. No, yes. No, yeah. Lyme.

Okay. I don't know if it was less prevalent then, or we just didn't care about it because we couldn't really avoid ticks if you want to go in the woods. Like ticks all the time. Tick in the morning, tick in the evening, tick at supper time. We'd have fleas, but not ticks so much. Yeah, we had fleas. We had sea ticks everywhere.

You walked through the bushes. Sea ticks all over your ankles, your pants. Yeah, I guess. just clean the dog. Yeah, I mean, shave the dog. Shave it. Burn the mattress. Burn the mattress.

Wash your sheets. Yeah, burn the house down. Move. Yeah, towards the bonehead. Towards the neighborhood. A dumb question, but that Lyme disease thing, does that last your whole life? I think for different people's different ways.

It depends on how long, when you catch it and what you're able to do to treat it. Severe stuff too. Yeah. Really? Yeah, real bad. Mm-hmm. Here is a real bad.

reaction to the mail bag. This is Allison. Go ahead. I just woke up and I'm looking to the Bobby Bones show. It's my alarm clock radio. And I completely disagree with what y'all have been saying. I don't think he needs to go to the wedding. He should go to the Carrianderwood show, period. Like, period. People who are getting married don't even see their friends of the wedding because of so much going on. Like, I don't think he needs to go to the wedding. If he wants to go to the concert, it's really not that hard for me to figure it out and I hope that he makes the decision that makes him happy and not what do you think he should do for somebody else.

If it's a close friend, you have to go to the wedding. Even if they don't see you, it's just your support in being there. Or you can say you're going to the wedding and not go, but then swear to God you were there. What? But you just need to be at the wedding. I would go to the wedding. Yeah. If it's your, if you're middle, if you're B minus or less, I'm going to the concert and sending a nice gift,

but you got to go to the wedding if it's a close friend because they'd probably come for you, That's the question. Like, hey, would you do this for a friend? Well, think about it. Will they do it for you? Yes? Okay. You probably do it to them.

Hey, you know we have vocals today, right? What? Today? Yes. Oh, okay, I'll be there. I did, I totally forgot. Wait, what time is that at? Well, it was, well, we talked about it like a week and a half ago.

Eddie may not be done with work by that time. No, it's after that. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's later today, right? It's at one. Oh, man, dude. I'm going to have to hurry up then.

Make up your pace. We already talked about it. all. What? Vocals. And you were going to be there. No, it was one text. And I said, yeah, for sure.

I'm there. Yeah. And then I completely forgot. But thanks for the reminder. If he went to say anything, would you have not been there? For sure. 100%. 100% would have been at home.

Oh, how mad would probably have been then? Home or here. He just would have been like, hey, where are you at? I've been like, yo, dude. And I'd be like, yeah, I'm away. For what? Oh, vocals. Right, right.

I'm away. 10 minutes away from your house anyway. Yeah. We're doing vocals to, nobody cares about to opening it. But you can because you didn't... You didn't even know about it, man. Mike, we aiming to news stories from today, please. Scratch off lottery ticket makes a Palm Beach County man a millionaire.

Man, these scratch-off stories. And I mean, the fact that I know somebody who won $50,000 on a scratch-off blows my mind. Crazy. Who was it? I didn't tell you off the air? No. Did I tell you guys off the air? No.

Mike, you know. Eddie, do you remember who I said? You did. I don't remember. Who was it? Mike, who was it? I didn't tell them. I mean, maybe I just said it on the air.

Maybe I just never shared with them. Here, I'll text it to you. Who was it? Hold on. I just, I'm forgetting everything these days. Hey, hey, got it. You got somebody looking at you over your shoulder. Oh, yeah, got it.

Yes, I remember that. How did he not see it? You look right over your shoulder. No, he turned the phone to the side. Oh, he did? Yeah. I remember that. That's crazy.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, you definitely said it to a, to a few of us in here. Just in the room? I don't think everyone was in here. Got it. Okay, now that we're all in here. Tell you later. Yeah, we'll catch up.

The lottery announced that he won a $1 million prize from a scratch off. Just straight up, went to the store, $20, bam. What a feeling that has to be. CBS 12 News. Yeah. I wouldn't believe it. I think somebody was joking at first. Gosh.

A woman says getting arrested was on her bucket less than high school. That's cool. A 19-year-old Florida woman. Can arrest it? She's also 19. Okay. It was last year. Told a deputy that getting arrested was on her

bucket list, according to Monroe County Sheriff's Office. She was speeding and driving recklessly, and they pulled her over. She did not pull over for quite some time. Then she came to a stop. The sheriff's office said that they stopped her here and that she told them getting arrested. It was on her bucket list since high school. She was charged with a felony, fleeing and eluding police from WAAFF 48 News. Now, Abby has a couple things on her bucket list. She has two things. Abby's our phone screener. Abby, what are the two things on your bucket list? Oh, mine would be to get married someday. Aw.

Because right now it's not looking too promising. Yeah, you'll get there. That's a sad one. It is. You'll get there. Did you hear the desperation in her voice right there? But she's putting it out there. Good, Abby.

Thank you. Any luck with any, I don't know. Anything? No. I'm kind of, I'm taking a break. But you have to try. I know. I'm just going to work on myself, live my life,

and becomes along cool. I think you saying getting married on your bucket list is like me saying, I'm going to get some sleep on my bucket list. It's just going to happen eventually. You don't have to put that on your bucket list. That's probably just going to happen when you find the right person. I mean, you don't have to find the right person. You just get married anyway to anyone.

Okay, or you can find the right person and not get married. True. Just saying, if it's on your bucket list, you can marry anyone. Yeah, you can do it. You can make it happen. What about the show, that show? What show? Married at first sight.

Oh, I don't. What happened? of that. Do it. I think it's too late. Let me check. Because they were looking for people, right? Scuba? Yeah, they were, yeah. I really think it's too late by now. That was a while ago. Would you have done that?

Looking back, I just don't think so. That could be disastrous. You have another one? Oh, yeah, skydiving. That's a good one. That's mine too. That's doable. Yeah, we'll do that. Oh, wait. You're yours too, Eddie? I've never gone skydive. I'd love to go. I hate it. I just can't justify paying that much money to do it. What if we could line it up for you two to go skydiving? Then we're in. You'd go with four kids? Yeah. I'm not going to die.

You're right. You're not going to die. I would say, though, that maybe your wife would go, hey, maybe you shouldn't skydive with four kids. No, I don't know. She'd want me to do it. If it's something I really wanted to do shit. Like, I wouldn't go to the, what's the good of Mars? Like, I wouldn't do that because they really haven't figured that out yet. Yeah, at all. I mean, literally no one's done it. Yeah. So I don't want to go on a trip like that. But skydiving people do it all the time. It's fine. Yeah. So if we could line up skydiving for you two, we've all done it. So who cares about us?

But you two, if you could go do it, you would go do it? Yeah. Yeah. Man, I got a feeling that he's going to get shut down. No, and you guys are paying for it, right? Yeah, we'll cover it. Love it. We can probably get, we can probably get traded or something.

We can get those Army vets that do it. Oh, the Golden Knights. Golden Knights. Yeah, we get them to do it. I mean, that's almost too safe. Yeah, that's almost too safe. Like, I went up in a craft a little plane. She was like 10 inches shorter than I was. And we jumped and I was like, I don't know if I'm making it or not.

They need to experience that. You want the instructor to be drunk too? Like, no. And interesting. That's a good place. Like just a skydiving place here in town. Yeah. A plane from like 1950.

Safety first. I'm worried that that may not happen for a long time, Scoot, but they may not be here in town doing that. I know, but I worry, you mentioned it. Eddie being a father of four kids, I worry him not having a father anymore. Thank you, Scula. But he just said. I know what he just said. I'm not...

I'm looking for the bigger picture. But he'll survive. We all did it that way and we're alive. It's just because I trust the people that do skydiving doesn't mean I want to die. But you're not going to die. You're not going to die. It's going to be fine. The instructor's drunk and it's an old plane from the 20s, I might.

Hey, Google. I mean, there's people die every day from skydiving. They also dive every day from car wrecks. Hey, stop. Hey. Remember how you think I'm going to die on my bike? You're going to die on the plane. Do you ride your bike in this morning?

Yep. It's National Ride Your Bike to Work Week. Is it? I know, what does that have to do with anything? You were doing it anyway. Yeah, but I'm just saying, as cyclists, we want some respect out there. It's our weak. You used to yell at people that rode their bikes.

Yeah. Well, then I'm a changed person. Okay, I like that. There has to be no other explanation, and that's okay. Yeah. So all you have to do is say, I'm a changed person. We all can't. If we, they're like, well, you used to do this.

Well, I've learned, and now I'm acting differently based on what I've learned. Yeah, but I'm not one of those jerk bikers. Like, if it's a red light, I don't go between the two cars and get to the front of the line. I stay in line in the back. I respect the laws of the road. Maybe when I get more comfortable, I'll start doing that. You're not even a jerk. Yeah, you got to get comfortable on the road on my bike.

Back to it, I think we just find you guys a place to go skydiving. What if instead, because you know you do tandem, you have to do tandem. Because you're not going to go by yourself. The tandem is you two. No, two people that don't know anything about skydiving? No. We got one right here and closes it six. Music City skydiving.

You got it. An hour away. You have to go out into the country. Street. Go to tan... Yeah, you have to. You can't do it on the city? No, because you can't jump it. You're going to land on a building? Land in Titan Stadium. Hey, Mike, click on tandem skydiving. I want to see what this runs you. Oh, there are

no prices. Okay. Well, maybe we could... Maybe we'll figure that out. Cool, I like it. Send you guys out. I mean, listen, that'd be a great publicity for them. Right, Scuba? Yeah. It wouldn't be?

How confident are you that Eddie's wife is going to let this happen? I'm not very confident. You act like she, like, guys, she's fine. She doesn't think I'm going to die. Finish your sentence. You act like she. Like, is so scared of me dying all the time.

Like, she's not. She'll let me do whatever I want as long as it's just not, like, stupid. Okay, ask her today. We'll check in tomorrow. And if she says it's cool, then Scoob has to say it's cool because your wife says it's cool. You got it. And Abby, you're good? Yeah, that's a good thing.

And you guys want to do it? We want to. Oh, for sure. I hated it. What, Mike? Oh. Oh, yeah. You have to spring for the DVD.

No, there's no way they do. Still do the DVD. Oh, absolutely they do. It's got to be like a downloadable file, right? Probably in a thumb drive or you go to the website and click. Yeah, something like that. How much is it, Mike? Is it expensive?

No, I mean, yes, but it's not like 500 bucks or anything. Okay. That's what I was thinking, 500. But it's about half that. So expensive enough, but not so expensive that they won't. think it's probably worth it. Cool. Yeah. All right.

I love it. Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker got married and it's legal this time. I didn't think I married at the courthouse or whatever. They had a few people around, including bodyguards and other witnesses. I didn't see any of the Kardashians. I didn't see them. You did not, any of them in the picture? No, I didn't see any of the famous ones.

Yeah, I guess I didn't either. I just saw her in her little white dress. Like, I don't know. What do you think something's up? I'm like, is this like a shoot for a TV show? Like, are they doing something where... It's actually... The license was found.

Oh, it was? Yeah. They found it, yeah. Let's see. Maybe just, like, too many of them would cause too much of a... Chaos. Yeah. Well, they could have brought some into the house, though. Right. I just feel like if you're going to...

You want your family there. I don't know. Kardashians are weird, but they're good looking, so I'll forgive them. Interesting. Amy has had a story that we haven't gotten to for the past couple weeks. I've been meaning to, but it's about celebrity protocol when taking pictures. because you saw Scott and McCrae taking pictures with people? Yes.

Well, I took on with him. I scared the crap out of it. Yeah. And what I noticed is that, and I was taking a lot of pictures with a lot of different artists that day. And like everyone's like when you huddle up, you put your arms around each other's lower backs. Like everybody just kind of, hmm.

But what I noticed with Scotty is his arm is just always they're hovering about three inches from the back. So not touching, but in the photo, hey, my arm is here. And it's like it's touching. It's not. And I don't know. I got curious and I thought, oh, he must, this must be his protocol, like, intentional just

so, like, everything stays in the clear and safe. There's no misunderstanding. There's, yeah, so I just thought that was part of his thing. And I didn't know just certain celebrities have that protocol just to, like, you know, make sure there's no confusion. Yeah, Gwen Stefani is no touching. Not you. That was because you were just went up to her in public and her security guard was like,

please don't touch her. This is like we're taking photos and you would think it would be a safe place. Like I don't mind if Scottie were to just touch my back like it's not. But I think he does that maybe every photo he takes. Yeah, I don't, unless I know them, I really don't touch people unless I'm touching their upper, upper, upper, shoulder. If they grab me first, then I will put my hand on the rope. But if they don't, I don't touch them. You'll see pictures with me with both arms out in front at times because I'm not going to grab anybody at this point because I don't want to be saying I grabbed them and touched them in a way.

dude or a girl. So you'll either see my hand up, up high on their shoulder, never on the back, up high on the shoulder, unless I really know them, or I'll have my hands in the front. I haven't been doing that for a while now, just because. Yeah, so there's protocol. I don't want anybody to be like, he touched me when I didn't tell him. Touch me. But it also, there have been pictures at times too, where you'll see me just standing there with my arms in front like this.

Good look. I mean, I guess it looks a little awkward, but maybe I just think that because I remember how awkward it was to kind of stand there because you just don't touch. But I do with dudes too. It doesn't have to be girls. Yeah. I just won't touch.

People, artists come in. Now I don't stand next to them at all. They stand next to the table up there because I don't ever want to be like, you know, I did a show and he touched the top of my lower back. I've never been the same. So, cut that crap.

All right. There's that. How often do you feel 100% healthy? That's the question. Percentage-wise. Physically or mention? Just in general. How often do you feel 100% healthy? A few weeks out of the month?

So 75%? Percentage. Yeah, maybe two and a half weeks out of the month because then, like, girls have to, every month, we're not healthy. Like, it's, there's pain. I'm probably like 10%. That's it? Physically, yeah. Oh, that's because you train hard.

What are the other ailments? I've had a bad shoulder for a year and a half, but I had some of working on it again last night. It's starting, I can actually feel progress, like good, good progress. I've had good progress. I can now play golf. I can lift upper body again. But that tendinitis in my arm, after my tear healed, the tendinitis of my arm is now starting to get to the surface, which is crazy to feel.

But that has hurt me forever. I got like an ankle situation that's not an injury. But some days, imagine your foot is on the gas pedal, pushing the gas pedal. Right with me? Now you decide to pull off the gas with your foot. That muscle right there that pulls it in? Sometimes it's like a lightning strike right in that spot. And sometimes not at all, but if I get that adjusted, it doesn't hurt for a while.

Is that the front of your calf? No, it's more like the ankle. Oh. Yeah, it's the ankle part. But like the front, like right above your foot. Like the shin? The front calf, the shin. Yeah, the front of the muscle between the cat.

Okay, I got you. It's just physical for me for the most part. So I'd say like 10%. I haven't been fully healthy in years. So like lower back pain counts? Is that? If it hurts so bad that it feels like an injury. Okay, mine's gotten better.

Eddie, you? Two. Two what? Two percent. Nice. Why? What do you do that? I always feel hurt.

Yeah, Eddie, he wants to know what you do. Yeah, like, what do you do? What do you do? It must be miserable. I just age. Like, I wake up and my feet hurt. Like, I wobble to the bathroom. And then my back hurts all day.

Even when I'm sitting down watching TV, my, like, my back kind of hurts a little bit, just the way I'm sitting. And then mentally, too, like, I just feel like sometimes I'm just sad all day. And that counts. What in the world, dude? Yeah. But that counts, absolutely. I mean, I have a busy life.

You should give a better help, dude. It's awesome. I should. I mean, I have a therapist that I go to and have been going to, but if I didn't and have a guy, I'd use better help immediately. Probably get you a gift card. Oh, yeah? But you could probably afford it, too.

No, give me that gift card. Let's do. Let's start there. Yeah, man, 2%. Hey, Scuba left him on the phone. Ray, who was he talking to? Do you know? I think he has meetings and stuff like that that he's always booked up with.

Yeah, conference. Hey, Scuba. Yeah. Who you on the conference call with? Who are you on the conference call with? It's the group. BetterHelp said they would hook us up. Yeah.

If anybody on the show needed like some time. I mean, I remember. Yes, yeah. Eddie wants to use them. Okay. I'm down. Yeah. Can we line some time up and let Eddie figure out how to find a therapist on the phone, that kind of stuff?

Yes, yeah. They'll give you like a code to try it out. And this is just on the phone? Yeah, you can do video. I love it. that. Yeah. You don't have to go anywhere. You can do video. You can do phone. Well, that's the purpose of it. I'm like, I am. You can also have to chat if you ever need to like ask a question. You know what? These fools are all laughing. I'm going to drop off my four kids with you.

I didn't laugh. All you guys at your house and then let's see how busy you guys are. What fool are you laughing at? Lunchbox and Ray. I hear Ray giggling. Like, they think my life's not busy. It's so chaotic. You don't understand. The second they get home, my life is chaos until like nine o'clock and they're all in bed. I believe it. I have two kids and it's crazy. And then he's like, you're sad? Yeah, dude. Sometimes I'm just like, I don't even know what to think about it anymore because I'm so tired and sad. So if you, I'm just a dumb guy question here, if you made the decision to have all of that and that's you going, I made all this happen, then can they laugh at you because you did it? No. Okay, just making sure. No, they can't laugh at me.

They're laughing. That decision's been made and it was for the best, but it doesn't mean it's easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still very, very hard. Ray's even covering his mouth right now with his hand. Well, Xbox has three kids. Yeah, what I'm laughing at is Eddie stays. Like you said, we see him on FaceTime with his buddies here at work.

That's what I'm saying when he says it's just chaotic. It's chaotic when they get home. I get that. But those hours and he's just chilling here. Yeah, maybe hiding from chaos. But that's what I'm saying. No, they don't even get out of school till three. Guys, I don't sit here.

Steve, help me. I don't sit here and do nothing. Hey, Steve's not in the room, Eddie. Scooba! Help me! Don't think that when we move to our new office and I hate to spill the beans on what's happening now, eventually nothing's happening now.

But if I have like 45 kids and we got a new office, I'm going to have PlayStation in my office there and a bed. Scuba, Eddie needs your help. I'm learning from the greatest. I'm learning from Eddie. I wish that's what I'm doing here. Scuba, I need help. Oh, Steve, is him?

I thought you meant Steve who you talked to on the phone all day. No, that's what I said. I don't talk to him on the phone all day. I just talked to him once a day. I literally thought he meant Steve who he talked to all the time. No, Scuba. Steve or T's. Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

I just know that you're talking about Steve, who he talks to every day? Yes. No. How long does he do that do you think on FaceTime? What was the last time I did that, scuba? It's probably been a while since you've done it. Thank you. But you did frequently where I look up and you're still on the FaceTime with him.

We were dealing with NFTs. I don't do NFTs anymore. I realize that was a bunch of crap. But I feel like you talk to him often. Like when I ran into you at the grocery store that one time, you were on FaceTime with Steve. That's true. Yeah. He spent my wife with Steve.

But I was, no, my wife works, guys. My wife works. I takes my wife at work too. No, I can't. She's a teacher. But you have to FaceTime somebody? I don't understand. I was grocery shopping.

Why not FaceTime him? I FaceTime my brother. I face time my mom. Yeah. Just shop by yourself. No. What does this have to do with anything? It doesn't matter.

It just was funny that you were still talking to Steve. Guys, he's my friend, of course. And when you yelled Steve, we were like, Steve Ortiz is here? No, it's that you guys think that I stay here and do nothing after the show's over. I didn't remember here, so I don't know. I know that. Neither is lunchbox. I know that.

But do you think he does nothing? No, no, for some of the time he does stuff. But you always said, Eddie, there's no point in you being here until 3 o'clock. He don't have that much work. What hour o'clock? Three o'clock. I got it. Sometimes I forget what 3 o'clock is, okay?

I get him confused. So I'm just saying that Eddie makes it sound like he's here until 3 o'clock working the entire time when he could go home and relax for a few hours. At what time do you think he could go home if he just worked? One o'clock. Got it. Ray, what you think? I would agree with that. Yeah, usually, I mean, that's when the midday guy gets here and then Eddie talks to him for 30 minutes about what he did that weekend. So I go to the midday guy. Yeah. I mean, you usually... No, no, no, no, he comes to me. Who's the midday guy? McKinty. He does midday now? No, he's a night guy. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Well, he was saying. Well, whatever, he's here. He's here midday to do his

Got it, got it. I was going to say, I thought she was doing middays. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, Scooby. How's the conference call going? Well, I heard about 10 seconds of it. All right, get back on it.

Let's get Eddie lined up with better help, though. It sounds like. Thank you. By how he's about to snap right now. Listen to them laugh. Because, you know what? I can just tell Eddie's in a mood today. It's not a mood, guys.

You can see he's tired. Yeah, you can see he's tired. And why am I tired? Because I sit around and talk to Steve all day? No. I'm tired because life is crazy right now. Steve was on a trip all weekend with us. I still talked to.

him while it's true. It was beautiful. Yeah, I got some pictures from him too. He was pretty pretty. Yeah, but Eddie, you know that we have life that makes it crazy too. Like, I have three kids too. I'm not bringing you into this. Like, your life is your life. And that's cool and it's great. He asked me about my, how I feel

healthy, what percentage is, it's 2%. And that's, I mean, I'm just answering the question. Don't need any ridicule from my peers ear. And your peers are the other sore losers? Correct. Who I'm about to spend another hour with after this is over, and I'm still going to prolong my work that I have to do.

To be fair, too, to Eddie, we had some people over at the house yesterday. Eddie's wife came over with kids and Mike, and Eddie couldn't come over because he had too much work to do. He had to stay at the house and fixed stuff. No, I'm serious. I really did. Oh, I thought you were making fun of him. No, not show work. I thought Bobby was making funny there. I'm sorry. He had like housework to do. He got a lot done yesterday, too. I apologize because I really thought Bobby was making fun of you, and he set it up like he was making fun of you. No, I didn't. We were like, he come over, even Eddie's wife was like,

we have a bunch of meat. We could have grilled it. And he's like, I can't. I got too much to do. Okay. And he did. She made plans and I'm like, you know,

like, we have to do this. Like, I don't have time to go grill. Dude, I got, I replaced a closet door. Boom. I replaced a piece of drywall where the kids like busted a hole in the wall. Classic.

Man, it was, I did like three major things yesterday to the house. We're going to get you up with better help. Thank you. You're going to be out here by one. I can't wait. You can't get them out of 12.

12% because I'm worried about him, dude. Eddie, I was, I can't believe you're only at 2%. You're not worried about me. No, I, that's a terrible way to live if you're only at 2% dude. I'm at 10. That's pretty bad, too. Mine's physical. Mine's physical. I'd say most of mine's physical too. Oh. Just that. I don't know. Right now it seems like it's a lot. 5% that mental health is dragging a little bit. Like your eyes are almost closed right now as you're talking to me. I feel like there's different categories of health. Well, he just said health in general. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I shouldn't have made funny at 2%. Where would you like to stay him in the next month?

Oh man, at least at 10, dude. I mean, geez. You want you up here near me, buddy? Okay. How are you feeling? Like, don't you go play golf? Doesn't that make you feel good? Yeah, temporarily.

Then I lose, and I'm like, gosh, that was terrible. But losing, you don't get that bad. But we're very competitive. But you don't get mad that bad when you're like. I know, but on the drive home, I'm always like, God, so stupid. Like, I almost had that. Like, I was playing so well, and then I just gave it up at the last five holes.

All right, well, we're going to go on that note. Eddie, we're here for you, buddy. I mean, these two knockouts. No, I know. They just laugh. No, hey, we got your back, dude. Like, I'm here for you. When you say dude at the end of your sentence,

I don't believe anything you said before you said, dude. Dude. I don't believe it. Okay. Dude. See, exactly. I hung out with any of this weekend. I try to make it feel better.

I tried to cheer him up. You hung out with me? Yeah, you don't remember me hanging out with you on Saturday for like five minutes. No. We overlap soccer games. That's hanging out. You guys spend a little time? No, dude, it was funny.

Like, as soon as this guy pulls up to the soccer field, There's picture six soccer fields in a huge field. And we're talking maybe 200 people there because there's just all people's all over the place. And I can hear this guy showing up to the fields. I know when he shows up. All I hear is like, what's up my man? You good? Hey, great day for a game of it.

And I'm like, oh, lunchbox is here. And sure enough, he shows up in two minutes. I can hear him pulling up to the parking lot. Well, I do think we got a lot of work to do. That's awesome, no, right? Is that bad? No, no, but I tell him like, dude, I heard you. He's like, you're lying to me.

You did not hear me. I swear, when I got to the airport when we were flying to Austin, I got through security, and I knew what gate we were because I can hear lunchbox yelling. I was like, there we are. But yelling, you mean talking? Well, just talking to people. All right, we're going to go. Thank you.

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