The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (05-3-21)

Episode Date: May 3, 2021

Bobby wants everyone to know that you should listen to the radio show BEFORE listening to this podcast! Bobby checks in with Scuba Steve who was in San Francisco over the weekend and seemed like he wants to move back. Morgan2 went to a wedding in Wichita, KS and Amy went to visit her brother in Florida. Bobby talks about how he is going next weekend to Oklahoma for Caitlin’s sister’s wedding shower. Eddie also shares his voice acting demo with Bobby for him to judge. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Stop it. Push stop. Go listen to the radio show first. Sometimes we spoil things here. Where shall I start? Hey, let me do the first voicemail we have there, Ray, voicemail number one. Morning studios. I just want to thank you guys for that extra little post show weekend show that you guys gave us Sunday.

And gave me something to listen to over the weekend. And it was just really nice to hear all your voices on a show. Sunday instead of a weekday. Anyways, love the show. Hope you guys have a good rest of your day. Thank you very much. There were two shows. There was Morgan's Saturday show, which is the best of the bits, and she had Mike on. Apparently Mike heard a crying or something. He made me really emotional because he was talking about his fiance and like the whole wedding and just how he feels about her. I mean, he was really in his feels and it was super cute. And then on Sunday we have just an extra extra show that we did. So you can hear those two. We're just trying to keep that feed full.

You know, we want to keep you guys engaged And we appreciate you guys listening and calling us On movie Mike's movie podcast, speaking of Mike, Mike's talking about the best single year for movies. For example, was at 1994 where Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, The Lion King, and Speed all came out. Yes.

Or was it 2007 where it was super bad, knocked up, Juno, I am legend, no country for old men. I think it's probably depending how old you are. Sure. Mm-hmm. For sure. But the first sounds way better to me. You can listen to Movie Mike's Movie Podcast

and check it out. I got a couple things that I made notes about. Scuba, were you in San Francisco this weekend? I was picking the kids up in Grandma. I didn't know if you were there. That's a long trip. Yeah, it is. I did it twice in the last month.

It's a long trip. And then with kids, an infant, a four-month-old, and a three-year-old, it's super long. It's a long trip. I did it a couple months ago. Yeah. But it's a beast, right? Oh, yeah.

Did you fly Nashville, two, San Francisco? Yeah, we did direct flights, not messing with, and he stops. It's hard to find direct flights, though. They've limited so many flights because of the pandemic. There's only one, and we flew into Oakland, which is easier to get to the East Bay where the in-laws live. Well, Scoob is, like, writing on his Instagram story, we're back.

It feels so good. I never want to leave again. I might never leave again. I'm coming back soon. So I send him a voicemail. I'm like, dude, are you leaving the show? Like, I'm watching your Instagram story, and it sounds like you're never coming back. No, it just feels good.

I've been around that side of the family in a year and a half. I used to live with them and all those people, so it was. It was nice to see them after being away for so long. Did it make you want to move back? No, not at all. I love San Francisco, but it's just too expensive to live there. So it's not for us. And you lived with them?

I first lived in the city for a couple years, and then I lived with the in-laws for a couple years as well. A couple of years, not a couple of months, a couple years. Oh, no, years. I lived there for almost three years. I live with her mom and her grandmother, and the nieces and nephews and the whole family. It's a sitcom one day, for sure.

Did you guys have, was it a big place, first of all? It's about 4,000 plus square feet. Okay, pretty decent. Decent. For sure. But that's a lot of people. You're talking about grandma, mom, cousins? Yeah.

It's pretty packed. Yeah, did you guys have, I'm assuming your own room, was it like a garage apartment or something? We had the master bedroom upstairs, my wife and I, at the time, girlfriend slash fiancé, and we lived up there. Wait, your mom let you move in with her daughter and take over the master bedroom?

Yes, so when we met, she saw where I lived in the city and saw how much I was spending. and she saw me as her forever for her daughter. So she knew I need to get out of there, clear some dead, get myself back on my feet, and basically a kickstart for her daughter to have a successful life with me as her husband. That's awesome.

So I moved in there, stayed a bunch of money, cleared my dad. Did she move out of her room to give you guys the room? I mean, she kind of just roams around the house and sleeps with, like, her nephews and stuff. So she didn't have a room. So she's roomless because of you guys. Yeah, pretty much.

Dang. It was good to see everybody. It was good, yeah. It was nice to see him, yeah. So you were gone. Morgan, were you in Kansas? Yeah, I went back to Wichita for a wedding for the first wedding I could go to since the pandemic kit. Now there isn't a nonstop to Wichita. No, I have to fly through St. Louis.

And how was that whole trip? Well, it was really cool. Something really cool happened on my Southwest flight. Okay, so I kind of freaked out. The Southwest attendant was like, hey, everybody put your windows down and turn on your call buttons. And I was like, okay, is the plane going down? What's happening? This is never happened for.

And then she's like, oh, there's a lot. an eight-year-old and it's her birthday and we're going to sing happy birthday tour and the service buttons were her candles that she could blow out. So the whole plane saying happy birthday like muffled under their masks and then as soon as we were done, everybody hit their call lights and they all like blew out. It was so sweet. I cried. It made me cry. The kid didn't really blow, right? Between Mike and the kid, Morgan's got some stuff happening. Yeah, emotional. And then Amy went to Tampa. I did. And even though you have the vaccine, you probably have COVID now. No, I know. I was like, here we are in Florida. It's like the pandemic never existed. Yeah, no, me and my daughter went,

took a little girl's trip to see my brother and his wife and stayed with them. And it was, it was good. I mean, my brother, he's a lot older than me. He's from my dad's first marriage, so we're half. And, you know, we're not, not close, but we're not like super close. So it was, it was special. Like, we had a lot of really long talks, and we've never done that before. He was opening up to me. I opened up to him. I was like, what is happening? So, but both of us concluded that my dad would have freaked out knowing that we made time for each other because he would have always wanted that. And we were never very good at it. Did you get to spend any time in Tampa? Well, he's technically, I guess, in Clearwater, which is right next to. I mean, we went out on the boat.

We went out on, his in-laws have a boat. So we went out. It's the first time I'd ever been on a boat in the ocean. Like, I've been out on a lake, but I'd never been on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico. I don't think, unless maybe I did it in South Padre at some point, but I don't really remember. You're drunk. No, I wasn't. I mean, Padre as a kid. I never went to Padre for like, and drank. But it was fun.

Yeah, it was great. I love going to Tampa. We go to Tampa. We have awesome time. We're going to go back, I guess, and go to Harry Potter World. I don't go. We don't go to Harry Potter World. If we go to Tampa, it is the best time.

If we, and I'll say this now, because we're having a Bobby Fest in two cities. We wanted to pick two cities that were kind of, one that are important to us but also in the central of the United States so people could come from all over if they wanted to come from other cities we're doing New Bromwell's Texas which is Austin, San Antonio

and then we're doing Wichita Kansas but if we had done a third which we did it was going to be Tampa I know but we couldn't get the venue that we needed. Maybe one day. So next year our goal is if this works to spread it to Tampa. But all you Tampa people come up

and go to one of the other two tickets go on until Friday but it was fun that was a lot of fun I will be going back I didn't leave town Watchbox didn't leave town. No. All right, we suck. Everybody else left town.

I was cool with it. Yeah, me too. I am going to Oklahoma next weekend, though. I think it's... For Caitlin? Caitlin's sister's wedding shower. I believe. So, I'll be back on the road.

Are you going to the shower or you're just going with Caitlin? Going with Caitlin. I'm not going to the shower. Okay. Sometimes they do couples showers? Those are bad couples. Yeah, it ain't a couple shower. A lot of her family is going to be in town and they're not all in town because of the pandemic.

They all haven't flown into the same place. And so I'm just going to go and... Mingle. Be there while everybody's there. So that'll be next weekend. My Nat Geo show comes out May 31st. Eddie watched one of the episodes. We were talking about it.

Watch a couple of them. Yeah. God, it's great, man. It's really good. I'm really looking forward to it coming out. I watched it with my mom because my parents are in town. And I'd seen one of them before, but she hadn't seen any of them. And we truly, truly enjoyed them.

I think I saw maybe a rough cut of one a while back, but I don't know if there have been improvements, but I saw it. I've seen it twice, and even the second time I got choked up on one of them. You cry? Not like tears, but definitely a little fool in my chest. One of the episodes, which isn't week one, is about a guy named Malani who got shot in the face with a shotgun, lost his vision, completely blind. And so I went with him and he's whitewater kayaks blind.

It's crazy. And I try to put a blindfold on in whitewater kayaking. It's pretty dangerous stuff, but we did that. And the episode's great because at the end, there's a whole, there's a moment, right? There's adventure. You're really learning someone's story, like an underdog story. I'm stupid because I'm not good at this stuff. And then at the end, there's kind of that move that bus moment from Extreme Home Makeover,

which was what motivated me because I created the show on the concept. And I was like, but we need a moment at the end, like Extreme Home Makeover. Because I would watch that. They go, move that bus. And I'd be like, oh, and then you feel all good at the end. Yeah, that moment really is what makes the show for me, like just watching it and being like, oh, my gosh. That just fulfilled the whole feeling of the show.

Because anybody can do dope. stuff. Like, anybody can go out and do, and I'm struggling a lot of these jobs or adventures. But I was like, it's just so important. They were like, I remember one of the producers were going, but it costs money. You know, we have to, I'm like, it's worth it. Yeah. In any amount of money.

It's your money. You know, there's one too, Amy, where like I was really worried that Bones wasn't going to do it. Like, whatever this job was, he really was not doing it. I'm like, dude, you're on the show. Like, you have to do it. He's like, I, I, I, I, I'm being filmed. Still, though. and when it's life and death or you feel like it's life and death

you're like it ain't worth it ain't worth right doing this to maybe die I'm yelling at the TV screen like what are you doing do the dang thing I'm excited though this month it comes out and two weeks our Barry Grills episode Caitlin and I's is out May 17th

but then May 31st will be the first breaking body bones I feel like I've been working on it for 10 years Big month but yeah pretty pumped I guess a notes here there was and I'm not at first I thought this was a joke I thought it was one of the greatest pranks ever orchestrated. And now I don't think it's a prank at all. But there's a morning show, and I used to be quite friendly with them,

and I still am pretty friendly with one of the guys, that we still are, I guess, up against half of them now in St. Louis. But I knew them from working at eye heart, and I had mentored one of them a little bit. Their names are Mason and Remy. Yeah. Remember them? Yeah, of course.

And I knew Remy pretty well, like loved him, I was a really nice guy. I don't know Mason that well. He's a little rough around the edges to kind of talk. with, hang out with. I like him. But they were on in St. Louis, and then they were on in Chicago, and then we replaced them in Chicago, but they went back to St. Louis to a different station. And then I saw the story where, like, a week ago, Mason had gotten the station tattoo on his arm. He lost a bet and had to get their station tattooed on his shoulder. And then, like, a week later,

he got fired. Oh. Oh, I didn't know that. And I told Rod, our boss, I was like, if this is a prank is the greatest prank ever. I said, this is some like stuff that I would be proud to think up. Like a fake, like I get a fake tattoo and then I get fired a week later and it makes the news. And I'm like, just kidding, suckas. And I hate to see anybody like, go. I honestly thought it was a prank the whole weekend. But I think that I don't know what happened, but the Mason guy let put out a, like a release going, I know I'm not easy to work with. I'm very difficult. I get it. It says on me. I don't know what happened. And he still has the tattoo, obviously. I'm going to say this right now. If this is a prank, kudos to you guys. If you come

out tomorrow and you're like this whole thing's a prank we got you. New York Post picked it up because they're like, DJ gets tattoo and then gets fired. If this is a prank, I salute you with both hands. It's not even a real salute because that means you had to have the forward thinking to go, we're going to do a bit where somebody gets tattooed, then we're going to do a bit where somebody gets fired. And you thought about it weeks in advance. So what caused him to get fired? It doesn't say. We don't know. He put out a statement going, this is the only time I've ever been able to do this by myself, without talking to my partner. I know I'm tough to work with.

I know I'm difficult at times. I can, on and on and on. Wow. I'm still not convinced it's not a prank. And if so, two-hand salutes. I hate to, I hope he's not fired. I hope he finds another job, bounces back. But it's crazy when you see a radio story

and make the national news. Scooby, did you see that at all? Yeah, I was looking at right now. They even have them pulled from the station website and everything. But still could be a prank. It still could be, yeah. I'm not convinced. Yeah, totally, yeah.

And if it isn't a prank, man, that really sucks. Yeah, what do you say, Mike? Who they have, they have Remy paired with somebody else. But I would see part of the plane. Yeah. This is like some Andy Kaufman. Already have somebody in just a week? Well, no, I think it's somebody who was doing middays.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, if this is a true story that sucks for him, I don't know what happened in that office. I don't know the dynamic there. But man, you get a tattoo, then you get fired. I would never get to tattooed on me. Yeah. I'd never tattoo an employer on me.

They're not loyal. You were going to make me tattoo your face on me. I'm loyal. I'm human. And you lost a bet. Kind of. What? I didn't think you'd ever go to Haiti and then you went to Haiti and never told me.

But I said if you go, you're going to get a tattoo and you said yes. Yeah. Now, does that tattoo? Okay, I've never gotten a tattoo. But it looks so perfectly clear and it doesn't look very aggravated. I mean, I feel like there would be skin peeling or something off of it. Oh, there's aggravation around it. So you think, lunchmogs you think the tattoo's fake?

Well, it could be just one of those like, water on tattoos and you make your arm red by rubbing it on there. Well, I watched a video. He did go to a tattoo shop. I saw a video or the guy right. But still, you can fake all that. Right.

I'm just saying, I don't know anything about tattoos, but that looks awful clear. There's some irritation to it. Anyway, I hope it's a prank because that would be a super well thought out. Like, you just have to go with respect. If not a prank, that sucks. But in multiple ways.

It sucks and has a job. and sucks that he got a tattoo of the state. First of all, don't get a tattoo of your employer. And now he's publicly said, I know I'm not easy to work with. I mean, I don't know if that one was out there, but he was self-proclaiming that he's not easy to work with, which might be hard if he's looking for a job. So, so you put on Twitter that you're not easy to work with.

Let me see your tattoo. Well, I saw that. I wanted to bring that up. I'm just not convinced yet. I'm going to be following along. In a year, I'm going to be like, is this still a prank? They're getting to still?

A year. Then we'll know it's not. They're really holding on to this one. Lunchbox has asked that I review something from today's show. So on today's show, we did a bit where we did the Bobby Feud. That's why I want you to listen to that show before you come here. What? Do you know what it is?

So Lunchbox has asked that I review a bit, which is fine. where we said what 2,000 people have been surveyed, what's the famous restaurants in a mall food court. We did it before commercial. And I said, all right, when we come back, after this three-minute commercial, we're going to play the game. What is your accusation?

My accusation is that someone that was participating in the game. Samir Eddie, went on their phone, Googled it, and wrote down the answers to the food court restaurants. And I thought the point of the game was, for us to come up with them off the top of our head and I felt like that was cheating.

Is it though? I did that. Oh, see? It is cheating. It is. Okay. I didn't, but some I said weren't on there.

But the first six you got. She did run. The first six you got. I did at one point go out. We've never had anyone run the category before. But I didn't know the survey. Do you know how many different things online there were for food court? But still.

Guys, I'm going to be honest. I was really upset. You were? Like, I never get upset at games. I was during the game when you started spouted them off because I saw you do it too. And I was like, oh, I didn't,

I didn't know what I didn't know was doing anything wrong. That's, that's for sure cheating. Okay, okay. But if you didn't know, it's not a crime. Yeah, did he ever say?

That's not true. If you didn't know, it's not a crime. Hey, give me that money at the bank. Didn't realize this is a crime. Didn't know. You're crazy. You all,

you all, you all, not on Bobby Feud, no. Not on Bobby Feud, but maybe some other feud. No, whenever we do games, absolutely. Like, when we did drafts, I Google, like, top. That I have before.

Right. Sure. Yeah. But I never, like, if he says teasing coming up, I don't ever, like, never going to get it. This is the question. We'll find out the answer after the break. I don't ever go and Google that answer. I haven't done a never going to get it.

I just looked up, uh, food court. No, we saw you. We know what you looked at up. Well, obviously, I wasn't trying to hide it. Like, I didn't know that wasn't a thing. I won't do that anymore. Well, so. So, so what do we do?

I don't think we do anything. I don't think we do anything. I don't think we have put an asterisk by her win. I don't think we have to vacate the championship. But we learned a lesson today. But y'all could say it right away. Like, you should speak up and be like, oh, Amy, did you just Google it? No, we didn't want to ruin the bit.

And then the bits ruined. Yeah, we didn't want to do that. Mike and I planned a whole segment. Like, let's just go. But you did dominate unlike any. It's like the Houston Astros. They're hitting diggers. Did you hear the trash can?

Boom. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I would have had a lot of those on my list anyways, because I do frequent them all, but yeah, I get it. I'm sorry, guys. You don't have to sit over there mad at me. I wasn't trying to hide it.

I was mad during the game. When you started nailing all of them, I'm like, after a six in a row, Eddie's like, this sucks. I didn't know you guys knew. I didn't know anything until lunchbox. I was like, I'd like to do a challenge of the Bobby Food game. Oh. So, well, I mean, obviously it wasn't trying something I was trying to hide.

Well, I mean, you were trying to hide it because you wrote them down instead of holding your phone during the segment. so you were... Well, I wouldn't, because I had my other... I had my own guesses too, and I don't... And so I was writing stuff down along with other ones

that I had in my head that weren't online. How'd you do with the ones that weren't online? It is what it is. Miss Fields was online and that one got me a big... We're moving on, folks.

We learned a lesson today. Yeah, we did. Do you feel better, ready? I feel fine afterwards. I was just mad during the game. I would have been irritated to, but again, it's okay. Because again,

just like in American law, if you don't know, trying. And that is not true. So, on this show through the years, different people have tried to be voice actors. Lunchbox tried for a long time. He tried to do cartoon characters. Remember that? Didn't work out for him, right? I'm being told now that Eddie has made a demo reel. I'm dead serious. For the same type of thing. This is how serious I am about it. I spent three hours after work on Friday to put this together.

I'm like, I am going to get a voice acting job. This is the note Mike Deep left for me. Oh, boy. The full thing is two minutes. We can stop when you've, when you've had enough. Oh, you won't have enough. And that's the whole point of the demo. You're going to hear me like,

oh, I can't, I got to hear the rest of it. Okay. This is Eddie's voice acting demo. But Bones, bones, you're a producer, right? You're a producer, you do cartoons. You're listening to this for the first time. Go ahead.

I have it separated into the five, but this is the intro he did, and then it's Kermit and Cookie Monster. Oh, you're doing impressions of other. You need the intro. Okay, go ahead. Hello. My name is producer Eddie, and I do voices.

How you doing there, Produce ready, it's a Kermit the Frog here. Hey, Kermit, how's it going? How are you doing? Yeah, I'm with Cookie Monster, actually. Oh, it's you and Cookie Monster. Yeah, say hi, Cookie. Oh, yeah, I like Cookie, but you know, I like country music, too. Cookie Monster.

It likes country music like Eric Church. Oh, hey, Eric. How's it going, Cookie Monster? Yeah. Here's Eric Church and Luke Bryan, if you want it. Okay, so that's the first club. Yeah, yeah. Okay?

I do like that you're bringing them in and putting it over at top of each other. I don't think that's your best work voice-wise? What? Your cookie monster wasn't very good What are you talking about? It's really good No no no no cookie Your current was pretty strong Thank you very much

Your cookie wasn't that strong But I do like What are you saying? This cookie sounded like lunchbox's impression I think that You're actually making the effort To make a demo which is the first thing And I like the overlapping of you're having a conversation

Let me hear the rest Alright How's it going Cookie Monster? Yeah I'm hanging out right now With my friend Luke So yeah Hey y'all It's me Luke Brian

and I do American Idol and there's a lot of talent out there, right? There is just, you're right, a lot of talent out there. Right. But sometimes it stresses me out. I like to escape and watch movies and one of my favorite movies is Forrest Gump. Here's Forrest Gump if you want it.

Can you guys hear Ray? Is he talking to my ear? No, he's talking to me. I never know because Ray just talks to me sometimes. Okay. You want to hear Forrest? No, I'm saying. That clip.

That wasn't very good. That's not your best work. I've heard you do them ten times better in here. Yeah. What do you mean? Maybe you were nervous. Yeah. I wasn't nervous at all.

Okay, go ahead. Hello, my name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. I was born in Greenbow, Alabama. Everybody does Forrest Gump. That's like going, I'm going to really knock your socks off with an impression. Here we go, I'll be balk. What you think? Oh, that was very good.

Stop it. You guys are just doing this to make me mad. We're nice. Okay, what else does he happen? Play Forrest Gump. I mean, or Greenbow. And I, too, like music. I like music, like Pearl Jam.

Oh, he. I'm going to say a little better. Eddie better impression's pretty good Thank you You know they called him the king Because he was the king of rock and roll That's Elvis I'm caught in the train

That sounds like you trying to be Elvis I can't walk out But I also do like watching cartoons And one of my favorites It's goofy And then here's goofy If you want Garge

Thanks there for us You know I do like movies movies too, but my favorite is when producer Eddie does the Home Depot commercials. Oh, okay. Is it a couple of this? Yeah. Okay. Then I'll... Here's Home Depot. Oh, are you done with it? Because that's the last one. And it seems like you've made it through the whole demo reel. Let's go. Only because... It's... Hey, go ahead.

The Home Depot. More savings. More doing. Come on. Back to you, producer Eddie. Hey, thanks, home depot guy. All right. Well, special thanks, too, to Kermit the Frog, Tom Hanks. Luke Brian and Eddie Vedder and Elvis and everyone that came to help me show how good of a voice actor I can be. I appreciate your time to listen. This is something I've always wanted to do my entire life. You can always contact me at all my...

Okay, here's what I think. I think that I love... Damn good, isn't it? I love how you did the clip. The real. Yeah. I think people aren't going to want impressions with voice actors. They're going to want to hear original.

You stop. Stop pointing it. That's right. I think there's a brief clip. where you could do a couple impressions quickly, essentially at the beginning, like, Hi, old, come to you frog here, we're going to show you some characters I've invented, you know?

Oh, invent characters. Yes. Oh, boy. Because people don't want to hear your, they're not going to hire you to do Cookie Monsters. No, I know, but they're going to hire you to be Wally the Weasel. So give me some direction on Wally the Weasel, and I can do it. That's up to you.

Yeah, you're the creative. You're the voice guy. Lunchbox has the squirrel that he invented. It was squeaky the squirrel. That's right. I think. See, if I do a bunch of, of squeakies and wallies.

I think your package is good. Oh, and is it? Hold on. It's what you said. Okay. Hey, we're being serious, Amy. Like, you need about 15 to 20 seconds of that whole thing there. Yeah.

And your impression is weren't as good as you normally do with them. Your Elvis sucked. Excuse me? I thought Elvis was pretty good. This is all I love, by the way. Your Luke Brian was sub-barred. Yeah, Luke could be better. Somebody that's listening to hire you.

You're not even going to know who Eric Church is. Please, he's so famous. Like a Hollywood director who, like, has no idea what's happening on a country music. You know? You did good. And you think Cookie Monster is bad? I do. For you.

I'm only saying to hold your standards, you're much better than that. How is goofy? Pretty good. Give it a C plus. C plus? And your Home Depot, the one you loved... Yeah, Home Depot sucked. It was terrible.

That's the dude. Yeah. Okay. All right, well, all right. I'll go back to the drawing board, I guess. I like it. It doesn't need to be over 90 seconds, though. You do it quick.

I can do a voices that already exist. I don't gokey monster. Okay, do two... Hi, oh, Kermitie Frog here. We're going to tell you about some people with the boys. You do you need to then knock out some voices. Waller the Weasel. No, I just said that.

Jenny the giraffe. All right. Okay. No, this is great. It's good stuff. That's why I brought it to the table. I want you to kind of critique it for me. And we're going to hit it hard, get some jobs out there.

Paul the pecker. Excuse me? Woodpecker. Okay. I was like, Paul a pecker. All right. I thought that was, Eddie. What is that with my joke?

That wasn't good, Amy? It was good. It was good. I thought it was good, but I did think you were going to be bringing a fictional character that you created and you gave it a voice. Because that's what voiceover work is. Not voice overwork. Voice overwork is when you're like, oh, sorry. Yeah, no.

Voice actor work. Acting. Yes. Because, like, do you want someone to hire you to be like a goofy impersonator? No, no, no, no. Yeah. So you want a voice acting gig. So you need to show.

Rewark it. 90 seconds max. We'll listen to it again. All right. Thank you. I do like, though, I whole Kermitifrog here to talk with Eddie, my friend, about his voice acting work. And that was challenging, going back and forth and doing those things. Mike D even said put it to TikTok, but I don't know about all that.

I wouldn't put that up there yet. You can refine that little bit. I thought it was pretty good. It was pretty good. You don't want to put up pretty good. I'm going to put up dang good. All right. Some fans got engaged during the NFL draft.

Do you see this? I believe they were Kansas City Chief fans? Yes. Is that right? All right, here's the clip. They've selected Tray Smith Guard from Tennessee. also Brianna in the words of our favorite superhero

Wade Wilson you're the jigsaw piece whose curvy edges complete my life why'd your face do that what did he say you're the curvy edges that the jigsaw piece curvy edges maybe they like puzzles okay and is Wade Wilson a

did you like that? yeah if it's a big yes if it meant a lot to you then that would be he gets to announce a pick and you do it on TV that's pretty cool You probably have to run that by the people, right? Yeah, they probably knew to let them both up there.

Okay, he didn't, yeah. A man proposes with a KFC biscuit. Here's some audio. Are you marry me? Are you kidding? That's awesome. He had taken the biscuit apart and put the ring out of the land. They'll land having a picnic.

I mean, this is perfect for KFC. Yeah, it is. It's like a commercial. I can see the commercial now. everything begins with KFC Oh A little K and KFC Every kiss begins

With KFC No, that would be different What do you mean? No, that's good You merge K the jeweler in KFC Like they could do a partnership Absolutely Yeah, I'm probably asking for too much there

Let's see, anything else I want to mention I will mention this And then we will call this show But Morgan had done a TikTok Where she flipped up into her Jeep like a handstand feet into the window and then she pulled herself into it. Yes. And you posted it and it did okay.

Yeah, it did fine. Well, yeah, I posted it on my Facebook page and it has like 3 million views on my Facebook page. Well, what I'm saying is it got put over into the Jeep page and that's where it took off. Yes, which has like 10 million views on that one. Yeah. So. It went viral on their page. She has a video that's kind of, this gone viral for it.

How many views? Millions? 10 million. That's amazing. What? Exactly. That is crazy. Oh my gosh, lunch fox are you, you mean?

But that's the story is that he's been pissed about it. I mean, I saw it over the weekend and I just kept checking back. Okay, now it's at this many. This is so ridiculous. Like, we try so many things to go viral. I, you know, I've been thinking about this for years. And all she does was crawl up in her Jeep and she gets like 13, 14 million views. Oh.

She didn't just crawl up in her Jeep. She did a handstand and then pulled herself up. It was super cute. and Jeep people are, like a lot of people have jeeps, so then a lot of people were wanting to try it and reenact it, right? Yes, it was like the Jeep fan. Like, it was getting shared on all of the Jeep pages, which I didn't even realize there was that many Jeep pages in the country.

So lunchbox, get a Jeep. Just find. You should try it. Try to do handsstand in your ultimate. Oh, either the ultimate? Are there a lot of Ultima pages? Maybe there's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe Nissan will pick it up.

So annoying. And then she's walking in this morning. I'm just like, oh, my God. You probably think you're so cool because you got millions of views. Do you make any money off that? No, I don't. It just went viral.

And people were tagging me in it and like the listeners were like, hey, that's my friend. I'm like, yeah, it was. You know, it was the friend of the Bobby Bono show that went viral. That's cool. So disgusting.

Why is it disgusting? Or you should be like, wow, that's so cool. No, because I want to be the one that goes viral. They do something to go viral. It's not her fault. Okay, but just because you want it and you can't be happy for somebody else?

No, he can't do that. You know that. It's like if you won the lottery, I'd be ticked. It's like if you Googled Bobby Few Dancers. He just got a bono pick with everybody. All right. Thank you guys. Hope you guys enjoy today's radio show.

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