The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (07-12-21)

Episode Date: July 12, 2021

Bobby starts the post show by taking a voicemail about his episode last night on Breaking Bobby Bones. Bobby said he was humiliated about last night’s episode and revealed when the next batch of episodes will be on Disney+. Bobby also asks if the show would eat leftover food for $4.99 but you don’t know what’s in it. Bobby says Eddie convinced him to buy the UFC fight over the weekend. Bobby shares a story about how people are now having a quarter life crisis after college. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Are we out? On the Internet? Oh, dang, that's quick. What's happening, everybody? Hey, Ray, let's play voicemail number four. I got a lot of questions that the same guy's asking. Go ahead.

Question about last night's show. How much of an extent of an injury did you suffer in their hip? Just curious, love the show. Thank you. Last night on Breaking Bobby Bones, in the episode where I was climbing trees, I hurt my hip where they had to basically do a rope and drag me down the tree because it couldn't get up or get down.

It hurt for about three weeks or so. but it wasn't so significant that there was damage. What happened? It just felt like nerves more than anything. I didn't dig my foot in it. It felt like needles were popping into my hip. So I came into the studio. It was like, I got pretty bad hurt this week.

And then we had some vacation time. And so I would say after about three weeks, it didn't hurt. I didn't tear anything because I did go to the doctor. But I was pretty embarrassed. I was pretty embarrassed having to come down, honestly, because that whole show made it through every single way. And that way, even if I failed, I was okay with it. But that one I didn't even do.

So I watched it last night. It was tough for me to watch because I was humiliated. You don't have to be humiliated. Well, I don't quit. I know. So that one was tough. Caitlin and I were watching and I was like, ooh, this one hurts me because that. And you can watch, that one will not be on Disney Plus.

They'll do the next eight episode dump in August. But that one will be on, I don't know, Nat Geoab. But eventually it'll make it. Amazon. It's on Amazon right now. I'm going to buy it. But yeah, that one sucked. So the guy was great. The whole thing was great. But I didn't like the fact that I had to quit. Let's see. Where do we start here? Would you eat leftover food? There's a food waste app called Too Good to Go that saves leftovers from restaurants and you can buy them. It's like a mystery bag. I mean, it's from a restaurant. But it's leftover food that they didn't sell. It's not leftover food they got from people's tables, right? Correct. Correct. Correct. There's an app. called Too Good to Go. That's only right now in San Francisco.

It's $4.99 to $5.99 surprise bags from restaurants and grocery stores. I love it. Yeah. You pay for it. You pick it up. Time to eat. You just don't know what's in it. Amazing. But for $4.99, that's pretty freaking good.

Yeah. One guy talked about what he got. He says, in my heavy brown bag packed with eight pieces of produce, a ham and goat cheese, a loaf of seeded country bread, and a fancy looking almond pound cake, two chocolate sea salt cookies and a pack of pita bread. That sounds awesome. Paid $5.99 for it. Well, that one right there sounds awesome.

But, again, that's like $40 worth of food right there. Can you choose the restaurant? I think so, yeah. That makes sense. It'd be like Uber Eats. You can choose the place, but I don't think you know what you're going to get from it. But also a grocery store, too. That's part of it as well.

I would use that app. Absolutely. I would too. Hopefully that spreads out. Eddie texts me on Saturday night or I was texting him, and I was like, hey, man, you're watching the fight? And he's like, yeah. I was like, no, I said, are you bootlegging the fight?

You said, yeah, how are you bootlegging? I said, how are you bootleg in the fight? I did. And he goes, no, I actually bought it. And I was like, oh, wow. And I wasn't doing anything. And he's like, you want to come over? And I was like, no, because it was like 9.30.

And I was like, I'll just buy it. I wasn't going to buy it. But Eddie was buying it. I figured we could watch it from afar and text as it was going. And we did. And I bet on every fight. There were five of them I watched. I lost every fight.

Oh, wow. I couldn't just randomly pick and lose if I did it randomly, but I lost every fight. That's so weird, because you normally get really lucky. No, I don't normally get lucky. I normally bet when and win based on how I feel or what I've learned or the knowledge I have. On this one? I know crap. Yeah, UFC's hard.

I would just look at him and be like, well, his nipples is pretty good. I know. That never works. And so I lost every single fight. And then I kind of, after I lost all this money, I was like, all right, I'm putting it all in Connor McGregum to make up, double up to catch up. And then he broke his ankle in the first round. Oh. It's terrible.

I bought that. It's a whole bad experience. Lost all my money. And then the main event lasted about 30 minutes. This is the first round. That was it. Ray, you watch fights? No, my wife doesn't let me buy them, and they're way too late.

I mean, I went to bed at 9 p.m. Way late. On Saturday? Yeah. We had kids in town, so it was always early to bed. I have ESPN Plus, so it was a little cheaper. You just brushed past that he had kids in town? I saw that.

No, I guess not in town. I saw you watching your nephew's game on Instagram live. Yeah, that was the nephew. We just streamed that from Michigan, but then we had the local kids, niece and nephew. They came over to Sizzins and just tried to see if we're good at being parents, you know. What? Just trying it out, trial run.

Do you ever do that? Yeah, and that's what you do. You just invite random kids over. Did they spend the night? Yeah, it's our niece and nephew. So I hung out with the niece and then, or the nephew, and then Laura hung out with the niece. We thought we paired it out pretty well.

Nice. You've heard a midlife crisis. this, but now therapists are warning about the quarter-life crisis, where kids, young adults are getting out of college going, uh-oh, what do I do now? Yeah. So mostly it's like 24, 25-year-olds. After seeing an increased number of post-college grads questioning things and even becoming depressed, it is now called the quarter-life crisis. Cricist. Therapists agree that a quarter-life crisis is real, and just to watch out for it because their bodies are changing, a family, they finish college, trying to manage a career. Bada-da-Ba. Morgan, has you ever ever been?

a quarter life crisis? Oh yeah. For about four months there after college, I was like, what did I get myself into? I would like to go back to college now. I did not want, like I was applying for jobs. It was a long process. Nobody really prepared me for that step after I'd graduated and I actually had to join real life. College didn't prepare you for what was after college? No. Like you're doing some career that you're studying and stuff, but it doesn't prepare you for the moment of like where you transition, right, where you have to like get into a job. It just prepares you for when you get the job. But in those like months until you finally get one, you're sitting there at home and you're like, okay, well, I still have to pay bills and things. But nobody ever prepares you for that like really

empty space of time. I guess for me, since I was working all the way through college, like I was already in my career, that it just got easier when college was over. Yeah, it was probably different for you. Yeah, I think so. I just wanted to be the first person to graduate high school and I did that. And then I wanted to be the first of my family to graduate college. But I also knew what I wanted to do. so while I was going to school, I really didn't get much of a school experience because I was working the whole time. So maybe that was my crisis.

My I had like an 18-year-old crisis. I got to do both work and go to school. But yeah, I finished. I mean, I remember thinking my senior year of college as I was working 50 hours a week and taking 18 hours of classes, 18-19-hour classes, going, this sucks. This is the hardest thing ever.

And then once I graduated, going, this is awesome. This is the, all I have to, We just worked 60 hours a week and not go to school. I was like, this is amazing. But again, different, just circumstantially. Did you have a job in college at all, Morgan? Yeah, I did.

That was where my Hampshire Sheep Magazine started. So you would edit a Sheet Magazine in college too? Yeah, like it started out working for him. He was kind of like a Jack of All Trade, so he was like an attorney, so you'd do some random things, like paperwork for him, and then it kind of faded into the Sheep Magazine side as I got a little older. You make a little money doing that? Yeah.

A couple hundred bucks every time. And how many times do you do it? Four times a year for the magazine now. Back then I would work for him every day, like a few hours every day. But now it's just like four times a year. Do you want to get a sheep since you edit a sheep magazine? No. No, I mean maybe to save them, you know, run like a rescue farm.

I have another question for you. I was thinking about you. I was watching your Instagram story and you were on that teaky boat with your family. Yes. And it's like a little boat where they take you down the lake and you just drink at a bar. Yeah. Kind of like these things in Nashville that drive you and you sit in the back of the truck and drink or your trolley. Yeah, kind of like a pedal tavern.

Great. Yes. And you're walking around. I see your sister, your parents. Did you take your secret boyfriend with you? I did not. He was working. Got it.

We did it like in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon. Has your secret boyfriend met your parents? Yes. He didn't meet them while they were in town. Do you want me to say more? I'm not asking to say anything. All I wanted to know is if he met him. Yeah.

Did they like him? We didn't have a lot of interaction with him because he was working a lot. But they did meet him and my sister's coming back into town and she'll probably hang out with him some more. So yeah. I'm not asking anything. All I do is make a statement and pause and give silence and see if Morgan wants to fill any out there. I wonder whenever Morgan's going to talk more about it. Yeah, I mean, probably in the coming weeks.

I told you, probably about after you get married sometime later this year, I'll probably be ready. I would say to you, keep it private as freaking long as you want and can. I mean, that's what I would say to anybody now at this point. Keep it private. As soon as you don't, I just as dumb. Well, and I think I, like, even if I get to the point of sharing with you guys, I still don't think I'm going to post about him a lot. on social media because people are getting worse.

You don't have to share with me. No, but I want to share with the show because it is, I mean, gosh, I've been single for like three years up until this. So like it is kind of a big life moment for me, but. No, I get it. But you don't have to share with me. Huh? What is happening?

What does that mean? Is this code? I don't know. Wait, what? The eagle is flying high. I'm confused. You don't have to share with me. Are you trying to get me to share with you?

This is Jedi my trick? Hey, I don't need you to share with me. You are. This is some Jedi thing. For sure. Like, share her boy. He doesn't want to, your boyfriend? Like, she thinks she's going to share,

and literally share him with you? I do, I'm going to say this one more time. Luke Skywalker over here. I don't need you to share with me. This means. You want me to share. Yep. Exactly what it means.

No, I don't want you to share. I don't need you to share. I don't need you to share. share with me. Oh, but you want me to. No. I'm not. I lost it. I'm so confused. I don't need you to share with me. If you want to, great, but there's no need. I really don't know what to say right now. Well, I would like for you to share with me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I want to know. I don't need to know. But I'm not even saying that. What are you saying then? I know there's something underlying. but I can't figure it out. Me neither. It's to the point where I'm like,

am I missing something? Maybe. Okay. Say it again, Bunzel. We've been saying it. It's pretty funny. Just one more time. I don't need to. I don't need you to share with me. Did you get anything near? I got nothing. Do you want me to say? Yes, because I don't. I'm so confused. Okay, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I mean, say what you need. I. You. Say what you mean to say. I don't need you to say. I don't need you to share with me.

Yeah, he doesn't need it, but if she wants to share, she can. She can, but it doesn't matter. Okay. I don't know. Yes. Good luck, Morgan. Yes, yes. Ray, do you know what I'm saying?

He already knows the dude. Thank you, Guy Lee. Oh, you already know? Oh, so you already told him? No. How did you find out? Who knows? What?

Oh, so he doesn't need you to tell him. Oh, because he already knows. I have. I have. What do you know? Nothing. I'm not saying anything. I've also been guarding her.

I need to know what you know. Oh, I know how he would know. Okay, that makes sense. Think about it. So he doesn't need to know because he knows. He doesn't need to know. Okay. That took us a while to get there.

Oh, my gosh. That was exhausting. But you guys don't know. I know. I know what you think I don't know. I don't even know what you know. Okay, now my brain is hurting. And here's the thing.

I've been so protective over it. I haven't even told them. Yeah, like, we don't know. They have no idea. I know. I would like to know. But now I know how Bobby knows, and that's why he doesn't need to know. Do you know?

I know enough to know what you know. But what's so special about what you know about? Think about it. What? What? I think they're just saying words. No, no, no, no. Seriously.

My brain is all over the place with y'all right now. No, I'm not just saying words. I know. I have said nothing to no one. But I have always known forever. Since the beginning? Close. Wow.

That's all I'm saying. What if you think you know is not correct? That's true. That's happened a lot in my life. Maybe you think I'm with somebody, but it's not that person. Who knows? As I'm trying to figure out how you would know. But I mean, there's one way.

There is a way. Of course there's a way. There are two ways I know. Two ways? And the way I know you know the way I would know. Well, this will be really interesting. interesting whenever I reveal it and then I want to know how you found out because I'm drawing a blink.

You know those times he sits outside your house. Binoculars? I know one way. I just don't know another. But it's a big way. Yeah, it is a big way. Yeah. But not a lot of people know.

Great. And not one person has. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay, we know you know. Okay, guys. All right, got it.

I've all, well, forever. For always? I don't know about for always, because I don't know the genesis of it. But I noticed really early. Yeah, I mean, if you pay attention, I don't think you couldn't figure it out. I wouldn't even say anything more. I would say, I wouldn't say anything more. But I've known.

I've known the whole time. But you know what? I'm the protector of secrets. I appreciate it. You know who, you know what you can tell me? A freaking secret. Here's the one that someone told me last week. I've kept this thing for a week, right?

Please tell us. That would have been hilarious. He would have said it. All right, we have to go. Have a great day, everybody. I don't think he's anything I need to promote. Check out Movie Mike's Movie Podcasts because he does have on this week. They have voice of Bugs Bunny and Space Jam.

What? The new guy? But he's also done Ren and Stimpy. What's his name? Billy West. He's done all these voices. Wow. I didn't listen to this.

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What? What? How far back can you roll your eyes? Up into my school where I'm made in China. That's pretty much what I did. With the interview? Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh.

He's such a hater. He is such a hater. And he went into it being a hater and he came out of it being a hater. And you're nothing but a hater. I am what I am. And you don't even have to tell me because I know that you're a hater. You do know. I know.

Hey, don't worry about how I know you're a hater. All right. I know. All right. Thank you guys. Have a great day. Bye. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so,

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