The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (08-22-22)

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

Bobby on why we haven’t had a post-show in a week.  We each recap our weekend in 60 seconds. Amy on if her sister feels her life has changed since having a TV show. Lunchbox and Eddie had a weekend with the family. Bobby did some wake surfing and went to a furniture store. Bobby talks about hosting the Opry on Saturday night and how committed Carrie Underwood is to the Opry. Bobby also spent some time with Trace Adkins and joked around with him. We also got to some assorted news that we didn’t get to today during the radio show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I don't know if we had one last week at all, did we? We were jammed last week for many reasons. Sponsorship stuff, client stuff. I was supposed to be out of town this week. I was going to go and do America's Got Talent this week. It's personal issues happen, so I'm not able to leave town. But that's why we had no post shows last week. We want to do post shows.

Let me explain a little bit about the post show. We just were like, we want to do more for audience. That's the only reason we do this. But what's happened is we get these massive, podcast numbers because we do post show. And so then if we don't do as many post shows the next month and our streams don't hit what we did the month before because we voluntarily did so many more shows,

we look like losers because we went down. And so we want to do them. And now we've kind of painted ourselves in a corner of having to do them at the same time. So just know when we don't have time to do them, I also hate myself. And I go to Mike and I'm like, you couldn't get a post show in.

Or if we have an artist that's coming up at like noon to record something and it's already noon and they're going to be here for an hour, and it's won, and sore losers are going to do their show, and it's just like we don't, we can't. So that's the post-show wrap. It'll also be fun if we had a post-show rap. It's the post-show, and we're here today, and you know what we're doing because that's our game. So like 1992.

So we're here. Thank you guys. I do want to go over some stuff. Let's do this, Ray, if you can give me like a 60-second timer, if you can find it up on your wall somewhere, why don't we do our weekend in 60 seconds, and we can go around the room and just talk about what happened, but it's 60 seconds, unless somebody has a question about it, it's over. Okay. So you'll all get 60 seconds.

You can cram lots of stuff in. You can spit, but you have 60 seconds to go over the weekend. Ray, are you ready? Yep. All right, let's go to Amy first. Here we go, and action. My sister flew in on Friday, spent the night. It's so fun.

We woke up Saturday morning and drove to Birmingham, Alabama, where we had a family reunion with our cousins. And we met at a bowling alley because our grandma. managed a bowling alley, and so we all grew up going there when we were little. So we bowled and then went back to my cousin's house and had dinner and went through all my grandma's bowling patches and trophies and all kinds of things. And she collected playing cards and some of them aren't open and I think they might be worth a lot of money.

I got a package for you too, Bobby. I forgot to bring it today, but I'll bring it tomorrow. It's pretty cool. So I don't know, just family time. That's me. Wait, you think playing cards are... How much more time? 20 seconds.

Wow, I'm never early. I always have lots of things to say. So then we drove back and I was so tired on the drive home because we didn't spend the night. It's like midnight and it's raining. And we played a 90s country song game where my sister would like hit 90s music and we try to sing the first chorus of the song.

And if we couldn't get to it, we didn't get a point. But most of them we got. Cool. Okay, a couple things. One, is there a market for playing cards? I don't know. Have you looked it up? No. Oh, I thought maybe you looked it up and certain.

There was something my. My cousin looked up that was on Etsy that was worth maybe $75 or something, but I don't really know for sure. My father-in-law collects old playing cards? Yeah, but I'm saying, is there like a vintage playing card market? Because Eddie, there was a Cowboys card. Well, I'll take it. Unopened from probably, who knows, 80s, 70s. That would be really cool to have.

And, yes, the plastic is still on them, but my grandma smoked and it's crazy. If you smell the cards, they smell like cigarette smoke. It reminded us of how they had a candy closet at their house too. And my cousin said anytime he bites into a little Snickers bar, he can like taste cigarette smoke because that's how we threw off. Wow. Well, sounds like I get a cup filling weekend. That's a good way to put it. Yeah.

My cup is full. Your sister, has she mentioned it all, does she feel like her life has changed since doing a TV show? No. Not other than just her adjusting to the cameras, like when she's, she just gets very nervous around that. So yes, she has noticed her anxiety, but she's trying to do things to minimize that. I guess my question is, has she, do people just go up to her like all the time or is it like the day? Everything's just still kind of the same. Well, we went to dinner last night to burger up to pick it up.

And we were, we just walked in to get our order and we walked out. And a guy was like, hey, congrats on the show. and honestly, I was kind of like, oh, he must listen to the Bobby Phone Show or whatever. And then he was pointing to my sister. And he didn't even say anything to me. And I was like, whoa. I was like, so that is weird for her because she's like, she just kind of put her head down. And she was like, okay, that's weird.

But she said, oh, thank you. And then we kept walking. And it was just this guy and his wife. And so they must watch HDTV. So it's going to start probably happening more, especially of season two. because people that, I mean, HGTVs at every nail salon, all the doctor's offices, and then also in people's homes. Hey, question. So if she's in town, you guys drive by my house and check it out? Oh, we could. She's still here.

Yeah, I'm just saying, scout on location, you need to come in? My point is that just because you have a TV show, you don't wake up the next day you're famous. No. It's not in 1992. That has never happened with me either, and I've been on a bunch of TV shows. It slowly starts to saturate a bit because we'll be somewhere random and someone to go, hey, you're for American Idol. And I'm like, that's what you know.

But it's not, it, because of the environment we live in where there are so many ways for people to know, I'm thinking these weren't famous. So many ways for people to know who you are. You can be a big TikTok star. You could have a show on HDTV, whatever. It's probably very different now than it was. You can have a network sitcom right now. Like a popular one that's making it right now is that show ghosts.

Oh, yeah. It's terrible. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, a, you know, the only new one to make it in a long time. But again, if any of those people walked in here right now, I wouldn't know who it was. So now we are just, we only think people are famous for things that we like.

Because what's the only thing is that we're following and watching? So whomever said that to your sister must be someone who's very much into just HGTV specifically. So anyway, it's an interesting, fame's really weird and interesting. People sometimes would be to me like, oh, you're, what's it like being famous? I'm like, it's not, it's, there's no difference. If anything, the thing is, this radio show is so much bigger than anything else I've ever done, even on television.

So it's just a weird thing where I'll be doing interviews like, man, what's it like to have a show, Snick in the Grass be like the number one? And I'm like, same as it was day before. I mean, nobody is like, America watched. All America watched. All America Watch, sneak in the grass. So it's just a weird thing. Fame's a weird thing. I don't even think it exists anymore unless you're like the top.

2%. Otherwise, you're just known by people who like the area that you're already in. Right. There's so smart. That's what I was asking about your sister. You know, one thing she is having to deal with that she's just not loving, obviously, is the criticism because people are so mean anytime you're on a platform. And she started getting these mean messages, I guess, about her hair. And people, I guess, don't like the way she wears her hair or how she doesn't. I don't know. But she started. get rude messages and I was telling her about this Reddit thread one time. She goes, oh, people post things on Reddit.

So she just, I don't even know why she did this to herself, but she just typed in Building Roots Christy's hair. Oh, no. Look up yourself. There was a Reddit thread about it. And she couldn't believe it. I don't even want to promote that. Oh, well, I mean, no.

She just, well. Does she have a stylist? Well, he said, I'm going to look it up. So I don't even want people to even search for it. Oh, okay, don't search for it. But just be nice. But she can like her own hair. and even if she has a stylist

I don't know if she has a stylist or not. No, it's just, she's like, this is just my hair. Like she hasn't, she's lost a lot of hair, so she's trying to style it a certain way or, and they just think it looks like a bird's nest or something.

Why do people feel like they need to say things? Because they feel like people that, where there's a barrier of, I'm watching it through my phone or I'm watching you on my TV or I'm listening to you on a podcast or the radio. They feel like that barrier makes the person behind it not a real person

that's affected by those things. Yeah, and you can think that. You can be like, oh, man, I like that hair. But why, like, go and say it to them? You say it about my clothes every day, dude. There's no barrier. He can touch you. Right here.

Yeah. Here are the five most famous people in America. Barack Obama, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Tom, Hanks, Britney Spears. That's fame. Yeah. That is fame. Number six, Beyonce. Number seven, George Clooney.

Like, that's fame. Eight, Ellen, nine, Kardashian, Ten, Trump. That's fame. No, Taylor? She's probably on here somewhere, unless I already said her. Unless I missed it. But, yeah, because. famous. So we'll just use the word

diversify because you can go to all these different places and you you can invest in all these places to watch and get your content. Because it's everywhere and all the time, there really is no such thing. I was thinking my parents know who they are. They're really, really, really famous. Taylor at 25. If old people know them, they're famous. They're really, really famous. All right. Lunchbox 60 seconds from your weekend. Ready. Begin. Oh, weekend is all about the kids, man.

The kids, we went to the zoo, made them walk all around the zoo, look at animals. Yay, all right. Then we went to a splash pad, went to dinner Friday night. Saturday we had a, what do you call it, a play date, I guess, where you meet up with some kids from the class. So there's two brothers, one older, one younger, they're both in my kids' classes. So we met up with them, met their parents for the first time, hung out for like two hours at the park, went and got ice cream. And then Sunday night I took myself and my two. older boys. We went to the Nashville

soccer game and the kids were so tired but we had tickets and I was like we're going and they were laying on my lap and I was like, come on guys, the game's on. So we had to leave early because they were exhausted, got them in bed by 10 p.m. And it was an awesome weekend. Keep on. Keep on.

Yeah. And then also I made plans to fantasy football. I started researching like who am I going to draft? What am I going to do? And getting ready for football season. That's it. I don't have enough. I don't need to do anything else. Pretty good. All right.

What pig do you have? Do you know yet? No. Well, it's auction draft. Oh, yeah, those are fun. Yeah. So I got to decide. And I got to the side of my two keepers. Those are fun. Eddie, you ready for yours? Oh, wow, man. It's a blur, but I'm going to try my best.

Go ahead. All right, let's start on Friday. Friday I took my three-year-old to go fishing. We caught a bunch of fish. It was awesome. We came home, and then Friday's always pizza night. We got pizza, and then they were going to do movies, but I decided to opt out of the movies.

I played video games while the kids watched movies. Respect. Because it's always the same. movies. I'm like, I'm not watching. What movie? I don't know, inside out or something. I'm like, I've watched all the Disney. Hey, Bones, you can't wrap me up. It's 60 seconds. I'm saying, keep going. Because he's trying to, you're wrapping? No, I'm like, keep going because he's trying to go,

what movie? Okay, Saturday, we woke up, we hung out. I watched, I looked at the grass and the lawn. The fertilizer hasn't kicked in yet. The grass really isn't growing. Played more video games. Took the kids to a trampoline park. Sunday, went to church. Oh, the Cowboys played on Saturday. A preseason game, man, they played. They looked really, really good. I was really happy with how they And then Sunday, yeah, church. And then, oh, baseball practice. My kids started baseball practice.

The team looks really, really good. They tried him out of pitcher. I don't think he's going to be a pitcher. I don't think he has to strengthen his arm to be a pitcher. I was telling you not to get distracted by him. Like, keep going. Yeah, but you're distracted me. This is a wheel. This is a wheel.

It's like, go, go, go, go. That's what that means. I was like, you're rapping me on a time segment. No, go, go, go, go. He's like, what movie? Who directed it? I was just interested to see what movie is watching. Yeah, inside out, maybe, I think.

I don't know. I like that one. It's a good movie, but I've seen it like 10 times. You know, Sean, we're stuck on as bolt. All right, anyway, hey, nobody asked. It's not part of the 60 seconds. There we go. Let me do my 16th.

We'll get out of here. We went with some friends, and we, let's see, we shot. We did clay shooting, clay pigeon shooting, boom, boom. That was good. We did, oh, no, there's stuff. We wake surfed, which is good. So we had a pretty active weekend. we went to a place called

Southeastern Salvage, Caitlin and I did, where we go and I guess it's all the stuff that stores couldn't sell but it's got a lot of like peculiar items, art, big chairs.

Ready wrap it up. I know I was moving you on. Let's go. See, now you've distracted me. And who were the friends? Wait, hold on. We're not jumping in the middle of my situation here.

Southeastern salvage? Nope. Oh my God! I didn't interrupt any of it. Now you know what I'm talking about. No, I was telling you, don't let him distract you, and then you distracted me. I walked at the Opry on Saturday night. Who played?

Carrie and Trace, and they were both, I hung out with both of them. Pretty good. Dang, Carrie was there on a Saturday? Let him talk. That's legit. You guys, like, cut half my situation on. I know. Amy, your thing was what?

Oh, I'm already looking at it. South, yes. Southeastern salvage. Yeah. We're looking for planters out in front of our yard. Planters? Planters. Planters.

Yeah. Out in the yard. So we're trying to find. We didn't find any there, but I found a chair that looks like a car. What? Yeah. What do you mean? Can you see this?

Yeah. I was like, we got to get that chair. We didn't get the chair. So like, you sit on the hood. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah, we didn't get the chair. But I was like, we got to get that.

It looks awesome. It didn't get approved. Well, she was like, what room was that going? I don't care. You're like the living room. I was like every room. Just get one for every room. So did that.

What was your question on lunchbox? Who played? I answered that one. Yeah, but I carry on a Saturday. That's huge. She did two shows. That's legit. She did the seven show and the nine show.

I tell you about Carrie and the Opry, once you become a big, big star, it's harder to get folks to play the Opry because they're often playing a lot. But the rule is if you are a member, you should play 10 shows a year. You know who plays all 10 of their shows and really dedicate is Carrie?

Really. She makes it a priority, and it's really awesome to see. So there are some members that don't play the 10? Yes, Eddie. I'm just going to say there are some, it's harder to get some of the massive star members to play. Gotcha. What has been asked of them.

Like who? I don't want to speak for the opera. I'm not doing that. But from what I gather, it's harder to get some folks to play their end of the bargain from when they become an opera member. And sometimes when you become an opera member, you're not as famous. And then there are all the older people that, like, they probably have to tell them like, hey, man, all right, enough. You were on three months. I don't know that that's the case.

But okay. And then Ray, what was your question? Who were your friends that you hung out with? I think you know the answer to that because it was on my Instagram, but we went with Jake, Owen, and his wife, Erica, and we spent a few days together doing stuff like wake surfing. I don't know how to wake surf. Never wake surfed?

You did it, though. Yeah, I looked good. Yeah, I felt pretty good about it. We got up, I got up pretty quick, and I never wake surfed. I never understood how you could, like, go with the rope. But then I was see Jake, like, it's on my Instagram. He was, he's so good. Yeah.

And he's, like, surfing, like, ripping it up. and so then I started to go without the rope and did that a little bit and you know he taught all of us kind of how to do it and then we shot clay pigeons and I can't see I'm not anything visual is tough for me I did okay

yeah sometimes I hit him sometimes I wouldn't but Kalin and Jake were dead eyes Kalin takes shotgun I posted one over the weekend of video of her shooting these clay pigeons on the rabbit course where they would shoot it

because they have some of it flying in the air too that I'll post But the rabbit course was hard because they'd go on the ground, hit a ramp, and you don't know where it would go. That's cool. And she was just like, boom, boom, just nailing them. So, yeah, it's a pretty good, pretty active weekend. What did Trace Atkins say? You talked to him?

Yeah, he made fun of my shoes. Nice. First of all, I went out. What kind of shoes were you wearing? They were nice. They were like loafer type of shoes. Yeah. Well, what happened was, I went out and I was doing a thing with them, and we're doing it together in the middle of the opera.

and then I walk off and he's like, man, that's got to be tough for Bobby. We'd have to kill like three minutes during a commercial break. And he was like, it's got to be a tough job to do. He goes, man, he said, especially tough if you're not even that funny. And, you know, the crowd laughed. And so Trace was bust my boss a little bit a little bit of a little bit. He came off and he was just going hard. He was like, what kind of shoes are?

Like, not even on a mic. He kept going. He just kept going. So, yeah, Trace is awesome. And then talked to Carrie a little bit after the show, but she was staying around for two shows, which makes a long night. I tell you. But yeah, that was my weekend.

This is a pretty good one. Okay, cool. Everybody good on that? Weekends all caught up. Texas woman was poisoned by a napkin after a restaurant at a birthday dinner. Did you guys see this story by any chance? No. It was in her car door and I don't know if she grabbed it and she said she was poisoned is what I remember from the story.

A woman in Houston says she was sent to the hospital after touching a napkin on her car door that was apparently poisoned. Do you remember the stories that we talked about this where it's like, don't grab a penny? Yes. Yeah, because that one lady at McDonald's picked up a dollar and she... A dollar, that's the one. Aaron Mims was at a Houston restaurant celebrating her birthday on Tuesday when the couple went back to get in their car. A napkin was on the door. This is from Fox 26.

She threw the napkin away. Didn't think much of it. She just threw it out. Quote, I opened the door with the tips of my fingertips. Asked my husband, did you put a napkin in the door? He said, no. The woman went back into the restaurant, washed her hands, got back into the car. And then her finger started to tingle.

Then her symptoms got worse. Maybe five minutes. My whole arm started tingling and feeling numb. I couldn't breathe. I got hot flashes. My chest was hurting. My heart was beating fast. She got to the hospital.

Doctors urine samples. Blood tests. Cat scan. Vitals all over the place. The doctor came in and said that it wasn't enough in her system to determine what it was, but it was an acute poisoning from an unknown substance. The doctor said the incident sounded like a failed kidnapping attempt. Where you get poisoned, it shuts you down, and then they follow you, and then they got you.

Wow. Dang. That's crazy. The dollar bill is crazy. I don't touch anything anymore. I just keep my hands on my back everywhere I go. I hope I remember this story. We went to Mexico one time for spring break and I swear. My friends didn't believe me at all.

But when you pay to go in, they do a little stamp, you know, to like, all right, you're good. And as soon as they did the stamp, my whole hand went numb. And I'm like, guys, guys, guys, they did something to me. They did something. My friends was like, whatever. The whole night, dude, I felt like I'd gotten super, super drunk. And like, I hadn't even started drinking yet. And no one believed me and I had to sit down the entire night.

And I still think they were trying to kidnap me. Maybe. Especially because of Mexico. I think, though, too, what it feels a bit like is when someone roofies someone's drink, right? Like not in the kidnapping part, but they put something in it and they stay near you. And then when you go down, they're there. And they take you. Yeah.

Do whatever they want with you. Right. So it's a similar situation where they try to weaken you so then they can take you over. Yeah. For whatever their goal is. It's crazy. What is? Putting something in someone's drink and sitting there and waiting for them to, like, I mean, that's just...

Yeah, it's evil. How I'm mad does this make you, lunchbox? Shack loves to give random people random gifts and not even have people record it. Okay, doubt it. He does not. But you don't know that because it's not recorded. Every time we see, how come it makes the news every time? It doesn't make the news the times it makes it.

Why is he saying he doesn't like it when people record? She'll kill O'Neill said in a new interview with people that he loves to randomly give people gifts. He says, quote, my favorite thing is when I'm at best buy Walmart. If I see a kid, I just get him something he's looking at. Yesterday I saw a couple kids. A couple of bikes. A couple more scooters for a couple more kids. Of course, he makes them ask their parents first because, quote, you don't want to get kids used to having a stranger come up and go, hey, I got a whole lot of money. Can I buy you something? Yeah. He adds, I try to make every day a meaningful moment for a fan, especially a kid. Shack never records his own good deeds, but sometimes other people do.

Like the time, he saw a homeless woman in front of a restaurant, gave her a plate of food. The video went viral, which allowed the woman's family to find her. How come when I give someone a plate of food, doesn't go viral? But you're not Shaq. People automatically see Shaq go, he's super famous, and you see him because he's so big.

Like, it's like, wow, that dude's huge. Oh my God, that should kill O'Neill. Yeah. I've never seen him but best buy. Me either, but I would. I just start looking at something. I hope you walk by him. The most expensive thing.

I'm just looking. A TV. Yeah, I won't stop looking. Shack's in the building. Don't stop looking. A man in Maryland assaulted a Papa John's worker with a metal pizza paddle. Those pizza paddles are real.

Those are kind of cool. Those are cool. Yeah, this is a real deal. Because he didn't get garlic sauce and peppercini's. I don't like peppercini's. You do or don't? No, I don't. I love them and I hate peppers.

It's a weird thing. Are they hot? I've never tried it. No, not really. I hate peppers. I don't want to pepper on anything ever. Hate green peppers, red peppers, bell peppers. What about banana pepper?

Same thing as peppercini, basically. That's what I thought they was. They're almost exactly the same. They're not, and so I do like banana peppers. Banana peppers are good. Yeah. So I hate any sort of pepper except for peppercini or banana peppers, which is weird. Also hate peanut butter. Love peanuts.

Do you like pepper? Pepper? Pepper sprinkled on your food. Take it or leave it. Yeah. Take it or leave it. Whatever. Yeah, it's not all that important. But I was talking about peanut butter with my wife who hates peanut butter too. Love peanuts. Hey, peanut butter. Love almond butter. Hate peanut butter.

So weird. Can you eat a Reese's peanut butter cup because that's so like. More chocolate than you. Yeah. Yeah. But hate peanut butter. Weird. But peanut butter, oh. You think you'll ever get over that? I hate the smell of it.

I guess if I get pregnant, am I since the stuff changing? There is the always bad. You have those weird cravings, man. Yes, maybe then, but otherwise, no way. A Maryland man assaulted a Papa John's worker with a metal pizza paddle and an attack that ended with the employee stabbing the customer in the stomach with a pizza spear.

Damn! Boom! Let's go! All those kinds of weapons in there? Apparently it is like you walk in and it's American Gladiators. A pizza spear. Investigators say that after purchasing a pizza Wednesday evening, Herbert Harris 40

Return to Papa John's to complain that garlic sauce and pepperchinis were not included with the pizza I wouldn't have gone back I'd have been so lazy I'd have been like dang I ordered that and I didn't check while I was there and I'd have put that on myself

Well I do love the garlic sauce and me too But you should check while you're there But it should always be in there I agree I agree but you should check though And the peppercini things are right next The garlic sauce in the box I agree and they have one big one

I like like 10 So Harris says the cops Harris cops say argued about the missing Italian peppers and the garlic sauce Harris went behind the counter and began chasing the guy around the store Found the pizza powder whacked him with it This feels like it needs that music Unable to escape the physical assault And fear for his safety, Klein grabbed a pizza spear

To defend himself from the attack and stabbed him I'm looking up pizza spear I don't know what that is I don't either I'm picturing the thing you know like A harpoon. Pizza, pizza. You don't let you cut it?

You take it from the noids. You take it from the noids hand. The noid, that's what it is. The big display of the noid with a spear. When cops arrived, one of them was holding a t-shirt to a stab wound. He was transferred to the hospital. La, la, la, it's from the smoking gun.com. A pizza spear.

What's the need of a pizza spear? You can grab the pizza out of the oven if it's not on something. I guess it looks like a little pincher as from the images that I've Googled. You know what's up today? What's that? The last episode of Only Murdered in the Building. Ooh, exciting. Well, I won't watch that until tomorrow, though.

Got Snake in the Grass tonight. You can watch it today when you get home home. But you could definitely watch it before Sinking of the Grass. But hey, stay awake and watch, guys. For real. Snake in the Grass, I got toothpicks in my eyeballs trying to keep those eyelids open. Oh, I got a-could come on so late. I got a question for you.

Please watch it, yes. When you were shooting the episodes, and you said that you don't know who the snake is while you're shooting, But while you're shooting the episode, are you watching all the clues to kind of figure it out yourself? I'm playing the game. Sometimes I figure it out. Because the boys love it. My boys love it when they zoom in your face and you go, that's all real. Sometimes they flip it at the end. And I'm like, oh my God, I missed it completely. Some of them I'm not near a shock by because it's like, duh. But there are some of them where I'm like, oh my God.

Okay. I was wondered that. There have been, there were one or two times that I saw the snake doing something. snaky and I was like okay I just saw them doing it that's the snake like I literally saw it when no one else was around oh I think I know which one you're talking about the trail yep yeah okay cool that's cool because yeah that's very that was a very interesting part mm-hmm we'll just keep it there leave it there yeah so anyway but that's that's a good question let's see sneakie that's tonight by the way Monday night please watch snake in the grass um I'm trying to get Caitlin to watch

untold the girlfriend that didn't exist, the Manteo story? Oh, I heard it's really good. She would love it. Well, this is what happened. She goes, I've seen every catfish show. Like, I'm done watching catfish shows. But I really want to watch it. And I'm like, but I know him. And she's like, okay, well, if you know him,

then we'll watch it. How do you know him? Well, that's what she asked. I didn't have a lie quick enough. And I was like, okay, I don't know him. I just knew of them. And I remember the draft. And she goes, okay. And so I'm going to watch this myself. I think she's just tired of catfish shows.

I'm going to say that this is different. Because I've seen a lot of catfish shows. But you're a sports guy. You like sports, but Amy, you watched it. Yes. And you're not so sporty, but you still liked it? Not sporty at all. I do remember the story, obviously, because it was so outside of sports.

I remember us talking about it on the show. And this is catfishing before we knew catfishing. Yeah, it didn't have the name of catfishing. Right. Like, no one knew what that was at the time. and honestly, there's just so many details. Don't spoil anything because I'm going to have to watch it. I'm not going to spoil a thing.

Trust me. I want you to watch it. But I just didn't know a lot of these details. So I think it's worth watching. And it's a, it wraps up. It ends up being like there's life lessons that are intertwined in it. And it's kind of crazy. And I remembered it wrong.

Either I never knew the update or the facts because there was a version of the story that was out there publicly that you thought was, the truth. And then if someone were to have asked me about it today, that's the version I probably would have stuck with. And that is so unfair because it's not true. Yeah, I don't even know the version I used to know. Yeah. I just know he got catfished, played at Notre Dame was awesome, didn't have a huge NFL career. He dropped in the draft, cost of millions of dollars. Uh, by the way, only murders tomorrow. I guess it comes out tonight at midnight. Oh, well, that's perfect. Yeah, so you can watch it tomorrow. Is there, I'm, I started it finally. I'm on season one.

Only murders? Yeah. I'm not going to spoil anything. Yeah, okay. You think it's funny? What's your question? That's pretty good. Like, is it going to keep going?

Like, is it going to keep going? Well, there are more episodes. I don't understand your question. So he just watched the first one. So he's wondering, is there anything more? I'm like in the middle of season one. Yeah. It's pretty funny.

Yeah, season one has an ending. There's nothing that makes you L.O.L. But it's enjoyable. Yes. It's a cool little. It's like dopey, wholesome, funny. Except every once in a while they say an F word. And it's like, man, if you just cut the F words,

10-year-olds would like it. Yeah, that's true. But I think Steve Martin and Martin Short are both super funny. Martin Short makes me L-O-L. He doesn't make you L-O-L? He does. Like, there are moments... No, not L.O.L., but I'm just like, that guy's funny.

So funny. We recorded a thing with Kathy Lee Giffur that's going to air either this week or next week or whatever. And so she was telling a story about Martin Short. Remember that one? Yes. Yeah. I know.

And not the more... It's not about Martin Short. It's about her and what she did that was so wrong. I thought about that like... I could not thinking about it. A friend that I follow on Instagram just posted that she read Martin Schwartz's book, I Must Say. And she said that she's late to it because he wrote it in 2014. But she said it was amazing and entertaining and funny and touching.

She couldn't recommend it more. So that seems like a book you would love, Bobby. I'm booked out right now. Are you? Yeah, I'm taking a break from reading. Well, maybe. Anything. I'm labeling the internet.

That's smart. I'm talking a break, too. I'm just tired. I just have been reading, reading. And I'm just tired. And the new Madden came out. and I have to decide. Decide what?

Read or Madden. Oh, Madden. Take a break from the books. And so in our league, which we could take new league players at this point because we just started a whole new franchise. Yeah. I'm not talking to you.

I can't do it. I can't do it. We just started a whole new franchise. So we just started our first season and anybody can come in. We pay 20 bucks a season. You play the whole thing. And whoever wins gets all the money, right? And so we have only four people in our league.

And you play the whole season. It's a computer, each other when that comes up. Our basketball league, we have six people, but that game sucks right now. Yeah, the actual video game is not supporting it. Yeah, like the server is messed up or something. And so we would like more people in our league, but you've got to be able to play. Because where I do a lot of my playing is at 1 o'clock in the morning when I can't sleep. Yeah.

So I get in most of my games. I don't play that much in the daytime anymore, don't have time. But when I can't sleep and I have, what do you call when you can't sleep? Insomnia. Yeah. When I got my, those nights, I just get up and play my games. So, Ray, you don't play Madden at all, huh? I mean, I do, but I've taken some time off, so I wouldn't be up to snuff with you guys. My team is the Cowboys.

Why did you do that? Because you build a franchise and you draft players and it's contracts. But you don't like the Cowboys. Yeah, it's true. But I think based on who's on their roster now and their contract situation and their Caps face, I pick them. So you're saying just like as a team who they have on their roster in real life, not the video game. Well, I also knew I could trade Zieg pretty good, don't you? I also knew I could trade Zieg because I have Pollard.

Well, you can get rid of Zeeke. And so I did some stuff. That's so funny. Which by the way, check. So like, I got a question. When you're playing that video game, you say you trade, can you trade with the computer? Or other players. Like, so you can hit up.

But the computer, it's harder to try with the computer. They're standards a little higher. Okay. That's what I was wondering. The AI in the game has gotten better by, Okay. So, which by the way, 25 whistles is up. If you're into fantasy football, we have one of the best fantasy football guys in the country on with us.

And Dan Orlovsky from ESPN. And I talk about massages and how I got a massage. And it was weird. So you can go search for 25 whistles, episode two, because we're doing 25, and then we're quitting. We're retiring. Let's see. Is there anything else I want to do here? You want to try the, so lunchbox went to the library to see if they had Stanley, the dog's first day at school.

Is this going to be embarrassing when they don't have and I've never heard of it? Man, you'll be shocked with I found out at the library. Is that a tease? That's a tease. Find out if we come back. We'll find out in five seconds. One, two, three, three, three, four, four, five. All right, we're back with the bit here.

So what did you decide to do, lunchbox? Well, I saw a public library and I was like, man, I haven't been to a public library in a long time. So I went inside and I was like, let me go up and just try to check out Stanley the dog first day at school. Okay, here's a clip. Excuse me. Can you look up a book for us? Yes. Yes.

It's called Stanley the Dog, his first day at school. It looks like all of our copies are checked out. So it is in the library? Yes, we have five copies, but they're all checked out. So you'd really have to put a hold on it. Wow. Okay. Well, that's cool.

I hope Stanley has a good day at first at school, and I'll come back when it's not checked out. All copies checked out. New books can be hard to get your hands on. You really should try putting a hold on it. That's okay. I mean, they won't know. Thank you.

Kids? Yeah. Yeah, kids. I mean, isn't that crazy? thought you were going to say it wasn't there and make fun of me. No, I was, that was the whole. Yeah, that was the idea behind the book. That was my angle.

And then I was shocked when she said she had five copies. I'm like, how does a brand new book get in the library? I thought it had to be like an antique. And what's taking him so long? Can't they read the book in like five minutes? You get to check it out for three weeks. So it could be three weeks that I'd have to wait. And so the kids like to read these books over and over and over again.

They like to. Over and over and over and over and over. When I wrote this, I really, it was two-parted, right? one to make people feel like if people don't say you're cool right now they just don't know why you really are cool right now like I wanted it to be like an inclusive book where everybody could really do and kind of see themselves

and that's why I picked the dog honestly because a dog doesn't have a race I don't want to make a bunch of white kids I don't want to I don't want to make me as the kid going to school because I don't want anybody to read it that's like well that's not really me because I'm a girl or I'm not white and so that's why I used Stanley in animals

because I felt like it was pretty universal And so, and again, the money we make off the book in the first year, we're donating to an animal shelter, an animal, a place that helps dogs get adopted. But it's, I'm, the first day of school is happening right now. And so so many people are buying it and being, it's very literal first day of school and they're reading it to their kids in the first day of school. I wish I would have said I'm planning to put it out at that point because of that. You didn't? No. It's pretty smart.

No, it wasn't. This was the time of my schedule that I could promote it. So we decided to put it out at this point. And it just so happened that it was the first day of school and a lot of parents, I get a lot of messages of people tagging me going, kids reading at first day of school, first grader, kindergarten, or second grader. Usually about third grade, it starts to tap out a little bit. No seniors?

I don't see that, no. But the places you'll go, Dr. Seuss still holds up in 12th grade. Really? Yeah, that's a deep one. It's a good one. You ever read that one, Eddie? No. Really?

Mm-mm. I had it given to me when I graduated college. I think. And I was just like, okay, Dr. Seuss' book. By the end of him, like, yeah. Really? Yeah. How long is it?

Not long. It's like a regular. It's like a standard Dr. Seas book. How long take you to read that book? Green eggs and ham? No, no, no. Green light? Oh, Green Light?

Oh, what's it called? Just Mercy. Just Mercy. I don't take me about a month. That's good. Listen, that's pretty good, honestly. I thought so. I guess it was because you said

you hadn't read a book in 10 years or something like that. That's true. That's probably the third book I've read my entire life. question Stanley is he getting some pay on the book like does he get extra like better food like his inheritance here's the thing about Stanley he doesn't know what a book is right right right but he is on the book nor does he know how the capitalist market works yeah but that's not his fault nor does he know how to read right right right right is he getting jordan's on his feet like he got a new bed he already gets treated like king dangling at that house him and all are both

They're all good. I assure you that. All right. I think that's it. One more, one more, one more. What's the worst ride you've ever been on? This was sent by Eddie. There's a giant slide at Bell Isle Park.

Have you guys seen this? No, is there audio clip to this? So to explain what I'm going to see here. This slide is crazy. It's like, you know, those roofs, tin roofs that have ridges on them, you know, some houses have those or whatever. It's made out of those tin. Oh, those are so.

fly down. But it has bumps. It has like 10 bumps. And people are going down this thing and they oil it. And they fly and they jump and they land. They flip. They hit their head. And on TikTok, there's just a bunch of people at the end of the slide taking video.

And everyone that comes down, they're like, oh, my head. Like, oh, I have them are crying. It's not good. So they have to shut the ride down almost like four times a day. So people continue to get hurt. Will you play that one more time, Mike, on the screen? Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy?

And they're inside of, oh my God, they're inside of a bag. Yeah, like a sack. Yeah. Dude, but they all get hurt. That sucks. Is there a sign that goes up and goes, hey, you're on your own, bro? I don't know. And I think you have to pay to go down the slide.

I would never pay to do that. The giant slide was open for only four hours before a worker shut it down to make adjustments. That looks a freaking miserable. Ray, will you hit the club? Not the reopening. Bell Isle officials had hoped for at the park's very big slide. It's the viral video that everyone is talking about. I feel like they can't get hurt.

The giant slide on Bell Isle now reopen, and not as fast as it was on Friday when it made its annual debut. I was a kid. We had a different material that we slid on, and it was more smoother. You didn't have all the height. That thing hurts. Oh yeah, I cannot feel good. Oh, oh! Do you ever see people that chase the cheese down the hill?

Oh, I want to do that. That looks like. That's what that looks like. It just our version of it. And they all just fall. And they like tumble over and it's like a race down the hill as they roll the cheese. The cheese is hilarious. I don't know if people don't die doing that. And all you do is get the cheese if you win, right? If you catch the cheese, like that's it. It's not even about catch. Yes, you get the cheese if you win. You don't try to catch the cheese. Yeah, I know, but if you win... You get the cheese. That's a trophy. It's like a thing they've been doing for 100 years Oh, they break next

Is it in Ireland? I don't know, but it is the best thing. It's crazy. Oh, I've seen it. Cooper Hill cheese, rolling in wake. It's near Gloucester, England. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, Gloucester.

Yeah, I don't know. Glockster. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that is the best of it. I mean, those, oh. You ever been on a ride that hurts really bad, though? Yeah, well, the worst. Like back when you were a kid?

The worst one, and it's what had nothing. to do with me. I had taken my, he's 14 now, but I took my 14 year old son. I think he was probably eight and he was barely tall enough to get on this Batman ride at Astro World, Six Flags Houston, and man, he was right next to me. And the whole time I kept thinking like he's too small, he's going to slip out, he's going to slip out because it was one of those, you know, where the belt just goes over your chest. I'm like, oh my gosh, he's going to slip out. And so the entire ride I'm thinking, like, I can't enjoy this. I'm worried my eight-year-old son's going to fall out of this ride.

but you didn't no thank goodness he's rocking I would tell you that I hated that ride where they would put you in this ball

oh it's a gravitron and you're exposed you're not inside of a whole ball but it's like a it's like a there's a couple metal things going around you

and they stretch you down and they just shoot you up in the air oh yeah I get so sick in that well slingshot isn't it front to back

slingshot I don't know but that one's called slingshot you bounce up and then oh crazy God. It's awful. I would get so motion sick. It'll be like, all right, I'll do it. Don't go. I'm going to puke. I'm going to puke. I'm going to puke. I'm going to puke. It's just up and down. It never stops. That's brutal. A gym is offering free hypnosis to enjoy hypnosis. A chain of gyms called blink fitness is offering free hypnosis sessions. They're supposed to trick people. Some people enjoy working out. I don't. Others feel like it's torture. That's me. The chain is called again, blink on by equinox. They're trying to attract.

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I think it's what I'm going to do. I keep saying that, but I haven't done it yet. But one day I'm going to do it and then I'm probably going to be a... I'm probably going to have to go every day for a while. Yeah. And then I get over it and bored and go to something else. But I'm so not flexible. Never been able to touch my toes in my whole life.

A man dies eating an oyster. A man of Florida died from a bacterial infection after eating a bad oyster at the rustic in crab house in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. That's terrible. They do warn you. They warn you about that. According to, yeah, but it's always like a little star and fine print at the very bottom of the minute. I know. It doesn't say you might die.

It's eating under consumed. Raw. Yeah, whatever. Could be bad for your health. This is why. He had that one in a billion that was bad. Quote, I feel horrible. The restaurant's kitchen has since been inspected by the Florida Health Department and passed.

It's the second person to die in Florida from raw oysters this month. It's not even a story of a guy. Yeah, it's not even a story of a guy like eating so many he died. And it was totally random and he wasn't doing anything crazy. Okay, we're done. Yep, no more. That's from the South Florida Sentinel. I mean, oysters are gross anyway, right?

Oh, they're awesome. They just take like slimy booger. I like an oyster if I have some sauce or some, what's the hot? Tabasca. No, no, no, no. Louisiana? Shalula. No, no, no.

It's like a, it's not the sauce, but it's like, it's like, it's not the sauce, but it's Like a hot... Baconte. Horse radish? That's it. Thank you. No, no. I couldn't even say a word

because you guys... No, no, not me. This guy. I was trying to name sauces. Baconte? I like... With the oysters. Get around.

Caseo. Face. Study shows win This caused lots of a balance house related debts and injuries. Yeah, those videos are bad to watch. They are bad to watch.

Balance houses are susceptible to win because even though they're large are inflated by air. This is from the Today Show and mostly it's when parents rent one of these. Yeah. Because if it's at a place

where they have them, they know to tie them down or they're inside. But parents renting one. 28 deaths since 2000, over 500 related major injuries. And it's the wind coming and blowing them up. We rented one last week. We had a block party.

And there was only one injury. And that was my three-year-old. He didn't get hurt. He hurt someone else. But was it the wind that blew at O? No, no, no, no. It was like a water bouncy house since it was a slide. And I guess there was a 12-year-old kid.

And he slid down and hit my three-year-old. old's head with his tooth and it's crazy the 12 year old is crying the whole time and my kid was like blood everywhere like oh that's showbiz baby how it goes all right we're done thank you guys little post show action ray how long was this one 45 i want to say we're giving the people what they want 43 43 damn all right uh that's it thank you see you tomorrow everybody all right if you've ever dealt with a traditional home security company you know the drill expensive monthly fees contracts that lock you in for years and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're SimplySafe. They have completely changed the game.

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