The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (08-30-21)

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

We start by sharing our Headlines from the Weekend. Amy shares that her bird feeders went back up! Bobby played Pickle Ball with his wife and another couple. Eddie got to bring his foster son to the Opry to see The Raging Idiots perform. Eddie also talks about when Bobby gave his son $20 bucks at the Opry and it caused issues at home. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's talk about our weekends. What is your headline from the weekend? Amy? Bird feeders can now go. back up. So I put mine up. I had taken them down because there was this mysterious bird illness spreading across several states and I took my feeders down and I missed my baby birds. So now we're back in business. There was actually a question from Wichita about that. Morning Studio. I had a question for Amy with our Bird Minute. I just wanted to know if we

can get an update because we haven't heard one for a while. And also I am working from home and I sit right by a window and I really want to get one of those birdhouses at a time. touch us to your windows. I just wanted to know, Amy, have you got one or do you know any good ones? If you can give me some good friends, I appreciate it. Thank you. Love the show. Bye. I have seen some cute little ones on Amazon that just have suction cups that go right up to your window. So I think if you just read the reviews on there, you can find a good one. Mine I just have like on a stand by my window, but I'm so excited.

You're back. I'm back. I'm back. My birds are going to, I mean, they're probably, I might get a whole new group of birds. I don't know. The new class. Yeah, because my other ones maybe moved on. I don't know. New freshman. Mine played pickleball with another couple. Got really competitive.

Caitlin and I won. And then me and you guys. Thank you. It's really hot too. And then me and the guy were like, let's just play one-on-one then. And we play one-on-one and I beat him too. So that's a pretty good weekend there.

And Eddie and I played the Opry on Saturday night? Saturday night, yeah. And it's pretty awesome. I tried out of a lot of new jokes that I had written about being married that I don't know you don't know until you try them if they're funny or not and so I walked out

I told one about Caitlin and I'm not talking about what if one of us died they got a good laugh Can you tell us one of the jokes? No because I don't want to put them here because then if you hear them You already know the punchline Yeah

Okay If there's one you didn't use Well if I didn't use it it would I would tell you if I used one and it was There were a couple that were okay But still got some laughs But I'll just I'll craft on him a little bit But we played that. Raging Idiots played.

You know, got another Opry appearance. It was good, huh? That's awesome, man. That would be my headline playing the Opry. But I got to bring my foster son along. So that was really cool to me. And I feel like as we do this, we've obviously been able to do some really cool stuff, you know. But I never have included my kids in any of this.

So I feel like before we stopped getting invited to the Opry, I should probably at some point get all my kids to go. So I've already gotten my 13-year-old. I got my 6-year-old foster son. and now we've got two more to go. So I'd love to eventually take them all to go kind of see that experience. I think the coolest thing Freddie's foster son at the opera was the popcorn and the lemonade. Yes, but when I asked him, he said the songs were his favorite. And when I took my 13-year-old, which was like two years ago, he said, oh, the best thing is the lemonade.

The backstage food is so good. I'm like, what about the music? He's like, eh, that was fine, Dad. I've heard you play. But my foster son, he's like, no, those songs are great. That Target song and then seeing your grandma naked, so good. I'm like, great. That's the song you remember.

They do have backstage at the Opry, one of the top three sweet teas in town. So good. I love sweet tea. I'm a connoisseur of it. They do have great sweet tea. And I don't do a lot of sugar, but I always break down and get me a glass of the sweet tea. They have great popcorn because it's very salty and buttery. They have great sweet tea, and they have pretty good lemonade.

Sometimes they have those, what are those candy bars that they make here? The goos? Oh, the gooo clusters? Sometimes they have them back there, but they didn't have it this time. Oh, do you ever? I don't eat those, so. do like an Arnold Palmer with the tea and the lemonade.

I don't. Don't do that to the tea. Why would you disrespect good sweet tea? I do like a good Arnold Palmer though. Eddie, when I was a kid, I had one uncle that would always come and give me $5. And I was like, that uncle was so cool. Because I didn't really get to see him a whole lot,

but I was like, I knew I would remember him for giving me five. I remember him now. He's not alive anymore, but he was my $5 uncle. And so I was like, I want to be Eddie's foster kids $20 uncle. Wow. And so they were leaving and I was like, hey, here's $20 for no reason.

Which I hate when people do this. Wow. I hate it. I was only doing it. Make me look bad. So he would remember me. Because I've spent time with them. But the kids, see it.

And I was like, hey, here's 20 bucks. And then Eddie goes, well, there's not enough for everyone. I said, well, split it up for, split that 20 hours. Oh, he's going to go home and brag. Yes. What happens? He's going to go home and all the kids and be like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bobby gave you $20?

Like, where's my $20? Like, so he helped me memorize some jokes. It was kind of like a paid thing because he helped me memorize jokes. You didn't say that, though. Yeah, you just said you wanted to be the money. I just made that right now. But he did help me memorize jokes. Yes, I guess.

And so I was like, no, and he's like, you can't give him 20 bucks. There's not enough for everybody. He's like, we'll split it up. Split it five, five, five, five. Yeah. And then I was told that couldn't happen. Why? I gave him all the money in my wallet.

I just get it. It's like, here, take it all home. What? So do the rest of your kids like me? Do you want to hear the bad part of the story? Oh, there's a, wait, there's a bad. Yeah, I gave them all $20. That's the cool story, right?

What in the... Okay, so, oh, man, I didn't want to tell you, but I guess I'd tell you that. So we're walking out of the opera. Uh-huh. And I got my guitar, my Raging Idiots jacket, and then my foster son's got popcorn that he's taken to the boys and something else he has and the money. Like crumpled up. 80 bucks.

$80. And he's like, ah, I can't carry all this stuff. I'm like, well, put in your pocket. Put the money in your pocket. And he goes, I don't have a pocket. I have these gym shorts. I said, just put in your shoe then. Like, our car's right here.

Puts in his shoe. We get to the car. And he's so excited. He gets in the back seat and takes the shoe. I was like, Daddy, the money's not here. I'm like, what do you mean? The money's not there. He said, it's not here.

I just took my shoes off and it's not here. And I'm like, well, it must be somewhere. Like, we just walked from here to there. It's got to be bones. I looked all over my car. I drove back to the where we did this. little thing in his shoe. We couldn't find the money.

Money's gone. There was this one man leaving behind us. I feel like he took it, but I didn't want to make a scene. So basically, I lost 80 bucks for nothing. Yeah. But it turned into a lesson. You're no longer the money guy. Wait, wait, wait, a good, good lesson.

The money, uncle sucks. Hold on. The lesson, guys, when I got back, because I had him tell, you know, his brothers and everything, the story just to kind of tell him what happened. The lesson is, guys, money comes. and goes. That's a terrible lesson. Let's check Eddie's wallet.

No. Well, Eddie was talking about a dad tax when he was leaving. Right, that's what I'm saying. I heard I'm going, hey, there's a thing as a dad tax. Which is. Where you take some of the money. But that was a joke.

That's not a real thing. Yeah, so, but a good lesson though, right? It's a terrible lesson. Movie Mike's movie podcast. If you guys want to check it out, Mike's breaking down the highest earning actors made for one single movie and then comparing it to their other iconic roles

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It's not out yet. Okay. It's coming out yet. So check out Movie Mike's movie podcast. I see Carol Baskin sold Joe Exotic's former zoo. There's just so many rules on it. Why, she sold it? Well, she owned it.

Yeah, she got it. I think the judge gave it to her. Dang. Carol Baskin sold Joe Exotics Zoo in Oklahoma under the condition that it cannot be used as a zoo or to house exotic animals for 100 years. The new owners also cannot name anything on the property after Tiger King, Tigers, or Big Cats. How do you say exotic in Spanish? Exotico. I mean, like, I would find some Lupal and be like, welcome to Jose Exotico's Kitty Palace.

I would assume it covers translating into exotic. You'd assume, but you don't know. Sold it for $140,000 with all those stipulations. Maybe just the land. It was on a good spot that it was worth $140,000. Yeah. But you would think if you were buying that, you were buying that for a reason to be able to go, this is where they shot. Yeah.

Lion Queen. You can't do that. Is that what they call? Well, you can't say Tiger King. So why not go Lion Queen? That's not a bad little loophole. Huh. You'd have to find some way to do that.

What were you going to say? No, I just saw something where like Mickey Mouse is. 100 years, public domain. So it's always crazy because you say like, oh, you can't do this for 100 years, and that sounds like a long time, but at some point that's going to end and it's going to be a war.

Music, after 100 years, public domain, doesn't matter what the song is. With Mickey Mouse, about to be public domain, but not the Mickey we know. Steamboat Willie. Steamboat Mickey. Yeah, Steamboat. Original Mickey.

Black and white, the very first one. The one driving the boat. So that version of Mickey is free for everybody to use. Was it called Steamboat Willie? That for some reason sounds right. Mike said Steamboat Mickey. Mike, will you look that up and see why I said Steamboat Willie? Because there's no Willie in it, unless his name was Willie to begin with.

Maybe. Let me Google. Because Steamboat Willie sounds familiar. If you're putting stuff on my screen, it's frozen. Steamboat Willie is a 1928 American animated short film directed by Walt Disney. There you go. Oh, well. That's it.

Dang. Retention level high today, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, man. Good job. So it's almost time we all get to do our own Steamboat Willie T-shirts so they happen to pay Disney for it. Wow. A woman saves herself from an attacker by smearing her dog's poop on his face. Nice.

Got him. Remember the story, too, where the kid got grabbed and they took, like, they had some pain or something. They swiped it on the person's arm. We talked about it. I'm not sure. So the person could get caught? Yeah. They were, like, getting attacked and they got out, but they had some pain or something.

They swiped it on their elbow or something. So they know that that's the person? And they were able to track them down. Oh. It just kind of reminds me of whatever you have and whatever you can use to get out of situation. A woman was walking her dog on a trail. She saved herself for being kidnapped with poop.

She was carrying a bag of the pup's poop. When a man approached her, I said, can I get some water? He didn't grab her arm and tried to drag her into the woods. She grabbed some of the dog waist and smeared it over his face. He left but came back with a knife, stole her cell phone and took off. Someone recognized him from the photo about the incident. He's now behind bars. Crazy he came back.

Like he had poop in his face Thought Okay, I mean wipe this off, get a night And go back for more No, you smell that forever Oh yeah, that would be terrible, huh? A St. Louis man created a dating app Where he's the only guy.

That's funny. He had 200 responses and now he has 13 dates lined up. Wow. Here's a clip. I mean, it's been huge. I think something now in the ballpark of 200 people, like eligible women have reached out to me.

I have something like, I think like 13 dates on the books right now and that number is just going to keep growing. So put on there like, you know, I want to put my weight on there, like my tax bracket and stuff and just be like, look, this is what you're getting. It's not changing overnight to impress you. Why are you giggling? That was pretty funny. Y'all, are you jealous?

No, not jealous. Why? Do you think he's nerdy? Well, he sounds nerdy. Yeah. Okay. What's wrong with that? Eddie, you act like you sound like...

Well, what, excuse me? You act like you sounds like some perfect 10. I'm not bragging about having 13 dates. I mean, it's pretty cool. I think he's talking about how he created a site. Yeah, like he... Now he has 13 dates lined up, which is probably more than you ever had lined up in your whole life.

100% in your life. And all they're hating. And lunchbox, all our lives. But I expect him lunchbox to hate. I mean, yeah. We're just giggling. He tricks women into dating him because he creates an app. A dark web, $5,000 murder for hire.

scammer became an FBI informant. Darkweb's place you go and pretty much if you can get there, you can find whatever you want. Mostly bad news. How do you get there? I don't know, Mike D. Every time I go to Mike D's house, he's on it. He's in it doing something crazy. Mike, you've never

actually been on it, though, right? But you know how to get there? Sort of. What does that mean? I don't know. And I don't ask any more questions. In February 2020, the anonymous scammer told the FBI about a $5,000 order saying,

quote, I feel that all the targets who have been paid for are in danger. Customers that pay to kill someone show they're serious about killing that person. So people were, he was not actually doing it, but he was scamming them and taking their money, but then he's like, well, if they're paying me to do this, they probably really are trying to kill somebody.

Yeah. He offered to provide target information, payments, evidence, and other information to trace to the customers who had paid the $5,000. And so while he was scamming, He also became an FBI informant. So does he get in trouble? Are they like, hey, bro, you give us that?

Hey, we'll look the other way. Just don't do it anymore. It's usually what the informants get, right? Hang out to be informed about some stuff. What do you know? I don't know, nothing. I know some secrets, not secrets. You would think I got on my TikTok

and was talking about how songs become number one. And I said, hey, listen, to get to the top 10, top seven, it has to be heavily researched. People have to like it. I said, but number one is very political. And I've talked about it on the show, I record labels just go, you take this week, and I'll take this week, and switch it out. But I wrote on my TikTok a secret you may not know about number one songs. You would have thought I unveiled.

It was like the Illuminati unveiling stuff. Because I've said it on the show many times, but I just wrote, a secret you may not know. And they're like, oh, Bobby's exposed in the industry. But you know, when we first moved here and we learned of the secret, it was very mind-blowing. No, I know, but my point is I've said that on this show. Yeah. And I've talked about that at least 10 times, meaning it's just a different platform. And also, that's about how you tag them.

I'm telling you, do you might have a bunch of different new viewers watching your TikTok that don't even know who you are. For sure? Because people are like, my mind's blown. And then someone was like, talk about a word show as being rigged. And I was like, well, not rigged, but here's how they work. Record labels can vote in block. Bigger record labels have more influence and smaller record labels.

And people like, oh. Wow, that's crazy. They're going to kill them. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. They're like, they're going to kill the guy. People are like, looking out for me. He's exposing the industry. They're going to kill the guy.

and all the stuff I've said on this show many times. They haven't killed you yet? Well, no, I don't feel like it's some big expose that needs to happen. Well, we don't know that stuff, though. I don't think you've ever said that about the war show. I've never heard that. No, I have. I for sure have.

We weren't listening then. You definitely weren't. I talked about... Well, sometimes I just forget things that you say, whether it's on air or not on air. Another one was, I talked about why songs get played so often. I'm like, well, if they determine that the average listen... of a radio station listens for 40 minutes at a time. We try to cram as many hits in 40 minutes.

So we don't expect somebody's listening for two hours at a time. So you try to cram a lot of those top hits in that second 40 minutes as well. And so you may hear a song all the time over and over and over again. But once it's number one, labels like, done. Next to the, and they want to drop to move to the next one. And so I talk about this stuff on my TikTok now. In country, yeah. In country music.

So are there still the big hits that get played later? You know, like... The massive ones will test and they'll put. them in between like some of the new if you're going to play a really new song you want to play a song that's massive right after it so people don't go i don't know all these songs okay but i did all kind of stuff um one's like do you choose what songs are played are you required to play certain songs and i tell them if i want to play a song i do but we come in we don't pick the music i don't want to come in to pick all the music i have no interest in being a program director so on my ticot i've

just been doing a lot of that they're going to kill this guy well it's really funny i did come on and go hey listen sometimes like magicians when they give up secrets they end up missing oh or dead and if i'm missing yeah so that's that's my latest thing i've been exposing secrets that i've already exposed on the show like a hundred times i like it i like it so that's over there on the old tick um oh you guys watch the housewife and the hustler eddie you watched lunchbox you watched yeah watched it this is um real housewives of beverly hills yeah Erica jane There you go. And her husband. What did you think? It's a documentary that you watched. It wasn't real housewives. Yes. It's an ABC News documentary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've never watched a desperate housewives, so I didn't know who she was. No, real housewives. Whatever.

Same different. Don't know who she is. Don't know. One scripted. Well, one is scripted on purpose on ABC. The other is. Okay. Don't know, don't care. Hey, Ray, I see Rod back there. Is he going to be around for like 15 minutes? Rod's here? We're doing the poster. You give me around for five minutes? Yeah. No. We're getting a call. Yeah. What? We'll call on one minute. Who does? Me and Rod. With each other? You're standing in the same room. I just talk right now.

Is it about me? Yeah. Is it bad or good? Usually pretty good. Sometimes bad. You never know. No, but what's it regarding? What's it regarding?

It depends on what Scova tells us. Oh, okay, got it. So is he going to be around like 15 minutes for me to talk to him? I'll come back. Okay. Cool. The housewife and the hustler. Beauty and the hustler.

The housewife and the hustler. It's crazy story. Crazy story. I felt like I was very, I was educated on who all these people were or whatever. I got really mad at the crime that he committed. Basically the most powerful lawyer in L.A. and maybe America. So, I mean, I like the documentary. It was a cool documentary.

But, man, I just hate that I wasted, what, two hours of watching this terrible, terrible life that these people are living? Like, it's just terrible. So he, it was a very famous, very rich attorney who would do a lot of pro bono work for people. who had plane crash, fire. Victims of tragedies. He would take on corporations. He did the Julia Roberts movie.

Aaron Brockovich. He was the real life guy, Aaron Brockovich. But then all of a sudden the clients wouldn't get the money. He would make these big settlements, like multi-million dollar settlements, and the clients would never get the money because who knows where that money was going. So his wife is one of the real housewives.

And on that show, she's talking about how rich they are all the time. Yes. Well, they ended up finding out. that he didn't turn over. So now the question is, did she know? Lunchbox, what did you think? What did I think? I think that this is what happens with criminals.

You can't keep your mouth shut. They're terrible people. Both of them are terrible people. They're the scum of the earth. And I think she absolutely knew what was going on. That is why there was no pre-nup in the beginning because, hey, if it goes down, you're safe and you can go over here and you can have all this stuff. And I'll just go and I'll be the one that's in trouble.

And I'll fake dementia and Alzheimer's. and I think it's awful. I think she absolutely knew she was in on it and oh, I was just hear those people's story about they're already hurt and got injured some way or lost loved ones and then he just took their money and ran. Disgusting.

Well, the question is, did she know? Yes. Or did she just know he was super rich because he definitely would have been super rich from what he was doing. I feel like it would be hard for her not to know. Well, there was money. if she had an LLC, the money ended up in there, but she didn't know.

And she's like, look, I just didn't have a hand in any of that. I was kept from it. She's swearing. And I do believe that could have happened. Totally. But I mean, some of the companies he created, he put her on as secretary so he could pay her through that. You know what I mean?

There are other tax reasons to do that, though, too, not just that you're hiding. I do think it's possible if she's, like, that detached from their finances, that she could just kind of do whatever she's told about the money. I believe she knew. Don't get me wrong. But the arguments against, like, lunches arguments, rich people do a lot of crazy tax things. All that could be defined is that too. Now, my question is the only reason they got in trouble, right?

The only reason people started worrying about them is because they went on real housewise. That's it. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Criminals, they get away with one crime and then they go to another, and then they can't help but brag. And she goes on there and she talks about how they have private jets. And that's when everybody was like, wait a minute, what? Hold on. Two private jets.

Yeah. Not just, uh. One for locally. He's so rich, that could have happened. But that's what raised everybody's eyes, like, maybe we need to look into this. Yeah, because I think that what he was doing, he should be rich, but some people were like, but not that rich. And especially he's paying out the money to the clients. But that makes me wonder if she didn't know, but I guess he was featured on some of the episodes as well.

But maybe he didn't know all of what she was saying. Because that's what makes me think maybe she didn't know it all because she would see the risk in going on TV and flaunting all of that. I agree. Listen, I don't know for sure. Right. If you put a bunch of money in front of me and said, did she know, I would think she knew something. But again, the stuff they used in the documentary, it still wasn't convincing that she knew because there are so many weird things rich people do to make sure their money is protected and they don't have to pay taxes and they can keep paying their people. If they pay his wife, that's less taxes.

A lot of things there. And people are still confused, especially if you watch the show, Real Housewives. Yeah. But I still think she probably knew. something was up. Like her clip in the real housewise when she's sitting on that mountain and they're like, did you know the lawsuits were coming? She's like, no.

I mean, I was like, I don't believe you. That was terrible acting. Well, they all act on that show anyway. They reset that stuff over and over again. Isn't it easy to just marry someone for money and then not care how he makes his money? Yes, and he's also 30 years older than she is. I feel like that's so easy to just be like, just give me $10,000 a day. Thank you very much.

I don't care how you make it or what? When she married him, her life changed drastically. Yeah, she was working at a course. club. Yeah. So like her, um, glam hair makeup was half a million dollars a year. There you go. Wild. She went to do, there was a part of the documentary where the girl was like, I did a podcast. She came as a guest. There was no cameras. There were no camera. There was nothing on. She shows up the full glam squad. Like with her. She was like, she just spent like 10 grand a day. But, but that is true. If you're 30 years younger and you're married a multi, multi, multi, multi,

millionaire. Who cares how he makes his money? You're probably not asking a lot of questions because you don't have the rights in your mind to ask how you're making that money. Exactly. He made that money before you got there. And he'd be like, why are you asking how I made my money? So I still think she probably knew something was up. I bet she wasn't deep in the weeds with it. But like Lisa Renna, for example, is maybe in some trouble.

What? Because, well, some of that money went to some of her stuff. Are they friends? She, like, invested in something? They, like, invested some of that money in some of her stuff, I believe. And her lips? Well, just her lips. No, she's a lip-line.

But some of that money that they have has crossed into her world. And not saying that she knew. Well, of course, yeah. Of course not. I mean, yeah, if you're friends with somebody and you've got something going on and you have no reason to believe that they're shady

and, you know, then yeah. It's on Hulu. It's called the housewife and the house. Like, do you believe he has Alzheimer's? No. I think he's just faking it. But I don't know. It's hard for me to say somebody's faking it

when I don't know. I know. I know. I mean, it's crazy. You know all of a sudden. The timing of him getting dementia is suspect, but I can't question somebody who says they're sick. But the timing is definitely suspect. Nurses are in high demand, so if you're thinking about a career right now, nursing is for you.

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Mm-hmm. Struggling right now. Dang. So, but nurses are in high demand. But it's, I mean, that's tough. I know, it's so, I, yeah. That's tough. Good for you guys.

We need you. I'm glad you exist. I couldn't do it. You're a lot stronger than I am. You can live in a real castle. Oh, is Scoobba on that call still? Because I have him. It's okay.

Don't worry about him. Let it be on the call. I was going to bring up the story where Scooba Steve used to be a home inspector. Did you guys know that? What? No. You guys live 10 lives.

Home inspector for like when you're trying to buy real, like, sell out. That's what those guys do. Oh, my goodness. We'll come back to it. Maybe tomorrow on the post show. Can he just come check out our houses for us so we can know what's up? Listen, my home inspector, I did a sucky job. I feel because we have so many issues.

We knew some of them were there. but there's new stuff. We were like, we were never even told about this. Our roof. We had a whole issue with our roof. Terrible. Good or gross? There's a new Mountain Dew.

Lunchbox, tell us about this new Mountain Dew. It's Flaming Hot Mountain Dew. It comes out tomorrow. You can buy it. And it just, they combine the Flaming Hot Cheetos with Mountain Dew and they put it in a drink. Yeah. Like, is that good or gross? Gross.

I don't want to drink hot. I love Mountain Dew. I would want to eat a Flaming Hot Cheeto and then, you know, throw back some. Mountain Dew refreshing, but I don't want to drink it. The company says it's a combination of the signature Mountain Dew citrus flavor with the heat of

Flamin Hot Cheetos is a limited time offering. August 31st, that's tomorrow. And if you're a real fan of Mountain Dew, you can also get some threads and other merch, they say. Oh, cool. Oh. That's weird because when something's hot, the first thing you want, like Amy says, like something to drink. But that's hot.

If it's hot, I don't want a heavy carbonated thing because that also feels hot. I like one. water, I don't like milk. I don't like to drink a Coke if something's really hot because that also burns going down. Flaming hot chitos with a Coke? Yes. Get out of it. I know.

Like a Diet Coke. I'm not saying it's the smartest thing. I see your point, like the hot and hot feeling, but still. Yeah, but you think that carbonate is like spicy, right? It is. It's hot. It's like, it's bubbles. I love carbonation.

I know, but you think it's a cold. I love Coke. But it can burn. You know that feeling of like burn. Different kind of burn. Okay. Amy, what happened with the air filter at your house? Well, I realized I'd never change them out.

So we had, speaking of someone coming to your house to check out what's wrong, there was no, like my room was always so warm and the rest of the house was not. And I'm like, what is happening with the flow? So I had to pay to have the air and heat people come out to the house, which is always pricey just to have them even come. And they're like, ma'am, you have these things called air filters and you're supposed to change them out. and the ones in my room, they haven't been changed. And like, over, I lived there for a year. I kind of forgot about those, I guess. So for sure, over a year.

And that was causing the, it was blocking the air. So I paid money for someone to come to my house and tell me to be a responsible adult. I relate not so much in the air filter way, but in the way of, I've done that, but like lint in the dryer. Yes. Sometimes I just forget. And then you pull it up and it's like a jack in the box. Bont-d-d-boom and all comes out of the top. Or I have an electric razor.

And I was like, it doesn't work like it used to. And I was like, oh, I should pop this off. And I popped off the top. It's better battery. No, hair. Hair like exploded, boom, all in the room because I didn't clean it out. That's gross. It's disgusting.

So I don't relate on the air filter front, but I do get it because there's stupid things. I forget about two all the time. Okay, I think that's going to be it for now. Oh, well. What? Ray, how long is this one been? 28 minutes. Oh, that's pretty good.

What, Amy? I was just going to say we could just remind people about Pimp and Joy and Hurricane Ida. We don't know the exact needs yet, but we do have some Pimp and Joy up and available, and all proceeds are going to whatever those needs are as they arise. That is true. What I mean about we don't know yet is we don't know what they need. Like it literally hit yesterday and last night. So they'll eventually go, hey, we need water, we need whatever, and that's where we'll come into to play.

So if you've been thinking about getting something that's any of the Pimp and Joy stuff, if you go to BobbyBones.com, we don't keep any of that money. So that's what we will direct it. Yeah. I mean, and we just, we have so many listeners there. I know there's needs all over, but this is just one way where we can rally together and support people and spread joy. And that's what Pimp and Joy's all about. So BobbyBones.com to get that. All right.

That's all we're getting. Is that a Niko Moon shirt? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good time. But is that from him? I just got a bite.

Where did you get that shirt? He gave it to me, man. Oh, he did? It wasn't just a shirt that said Good Time and you wore it because Nico Moon was... My Nico Moon right here. Good time. You like it? It's cool, right?

I like Nico Moon a lot. I just didn't know if it was. Like Jimmy Walker. Dino-Mai. Yeah, that's good times. Yeah, good times the show. I know what it is. I saw Jimmy Walker doing like a commercial for like old people.

I know and he looks real, real old. But he is really old. But he still goes, dynamite. Yes. I like that show. All right, you guys have a great day. I hope you like to post show. Goodbye, friends.

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