The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (09-27-21)
Episode Date: September 27, 2021Bobby opens the post show by updating us on his hurt wrist and colonoscopy and possible eczema. We get an update from Lunchbox who is currently on the road to Arkansas to the diamond mind. He is also ...planning to stop at a casino in Arkansas. He will also be live on Facebook later when he starts digging. We also talk about what Amy heard about how your luggage may have radiation. We also play another round of 20 questions. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
I'm waving at the camera.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Although I should have to get my, going to a bone specialist next week, by my wrist, they just will not heal.
Like some sort of tendinitis
I don't know
Maybe you have a broken wrist
I don't think it's a broken wrist
But I've tried everything
I've been to physical therapist
They're like you have to go to a bone specialist
Like that does surgery or something
I don't know
But I can't play golf
I haven't play golf
That's why you haven't played golf
In six weeks
I'm wondering what's up
I can't flip a golf club over
It's not good
But it just sucks all the time
But everything's breaking
I got to get that camera on my butt
In a couple weeks
I got to do this
There's something else
I got to do too
Welcome to adulthood.
Everybody out there, once you hit 40, everything just starts to go.
That's what you look forward to.
I mean, if it's not one thing, it's another.
It's like buying a house.
It's not one thing that's broken, it's another.
That's what my body is.
I bought an old house.
I realized last night when I was trying to sleep,
like something about my legs just feel really tingly
all the way down to my feet.
And I'm very uncomfortable, and I'm laying there and I'm trying to like.
Restless leg syndrome.
I've heard, I know, I've heard of restless leg syndrome.
but I don't know if that's what this is.
I have restless leg syndrome.
Does it keep you from sleeping?
No, it just always feels like uncomfortable.
The legs, you always have to stretch them and they just don't feel right.
I also have eczema.
You do?
Do you know what that is?
Yeah, the itchy stuff.
It's on my, back in my head.
Kaylin told me last night.
Is it red-scaly?
She diagnosed you last night?
She diagnosed me for everything.
She's pretty much my doctor.
So you need to put some lotion, let-e-egrim cream?
Yeah, we order some shampoo.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I have something, I know it's a little taboo, but, and it does work.
My wife is breastfeeding and she makes his breast milk lotion.
If you put it on the skin, it's supposed to clear eczema.
It's worked for other people with my family.
That sounds really disgusting.
Please use that.
But it actually works.
Breast milk is good.
I've had it before.
It's delicious.
I'm going to be okay.
I appreciate that offer.
Yeah, no, I just, to me that would be weird.
If it does keep getting bad and it doesn't work, let me know.
I don't even know I had it.
And she was like, hey, she goes, what's this?
I don't know.
She took a picture up.
She goes, oh, that's eczema.
And I was like, I'm emphysema?
No, what's different?
So we'll order some shampoo.
We'll be dealing with that soon.
The Powerball jackpot grows to $545 million after no winner in Saturday's drawing.
Lunchbox is on with us from the car as he drives out to Arkansas.
Did you get any numbers right at all?
I think I got six bucks or something like that.
It was nothing major.
How much did you spend?
150.
Oof.
How do you spend that much money?
Just gone.
Oh, no, guys, don't worry about it.
I'm about to be a millionaire.
Okay, but that investment has nothing is...
From the lottery, though, or from the diamond you're going to find?
Well, I mean, either one.
I mean, lottery diamond first, and then, I mean, lottery after that.
I mean, at least he's consistent.
He's been on the car for about an hour and a half. Is that right?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Are you in the passenger seat or in the back seat?
I'm in the passenger seat right now. I'm being nice.
And what have you guys talked about for the last hour, you and Abby?
Well, let me see. I did a lot of the talking.
I talked about my roommates from college.
I talked about
because Abby was saying,
oh, you know, I miss having roommates.
And I was like, oh, I have some great roommates.
And what else are we talking about?
Anything else?
Oh, we talked about her going to college,
why she went to Kansas and not Kansas State.
And?
Sounds good.
I mean...
I mean, it's a good conversation.
It is.
You know, what are you going to do?
You guys are going to come back, though.
Probably best friends forever.
Probably not.
Why not?
You're going to spend 14 hours in a car together over a couple of days.
I know, exactly.
That's a lot of time in the car together.
He is heading out in case you missed the radio show.
Lunchbox is heading out to the Crater of Diamond State Park to search for diamonds.
And he's going to have a day to do it.
People find diamonds there every day.
He's going to go.
He's going to dig around.
And you're going to come back a millionaire.
And if so, you're quitting the show.
I'm going to be out of here.
It's going to be awesome.
I looked up how much it would cost to just get like an eye.
island on, what state would you like to live in lunchbox?
I don't know yet. Probably Florida.
And you want to live on an island?
Absolutely. I'm buy my own island.
Okay, there's no way you're going to buy your own island down in Florida on the ocean.
No, there's no way.
You look up the prices?
Yes. Even to just have a...
You've got to find a deal.
An island in foreclosure.
Even to just like have a house in most places, those houses are like three and four million
dollars each. Yeah, you got to think there's no power, there's no water out there,
so you got to get all that to the island.
And that's with a house on an island.
Like you could buy Go for a Key, Florida.
It's 10 acres, which I'm looking here.
Mike, would you click on a go for...
Oh, it's his price upon request.
Go for Key.
Here is Pumpkin Key Island, $95 million.
What?
Pumpkin...
Pumpkin Key Island.
Scroll down a little bit more, please.
I'm looking at some of the cheaper ones, too.
No, that's not going to work, Bones.
There are other people living on that island.
Here's one for $8,950,000.
Cal Key Island and there's nothing on it yet.
Cow Key.
Florida Keys Island is at 3.9 million.
There's nothing on it. It's not developed.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, that's why you got developed.
Okay, we need to go north towards,
we need northern United States islands
or Canada area.
You need to go to, like, Arkansas,
where I'm from, and get a little place on the lake.
And you could probably do that.
There's an island here in the lake here in Nashville
called Bear Island. There's no one ever on there.
He can live there.
Guys, I'm going to live out of where you,
you guys can't get me. I'm not going to be living in the middle of a city.
Okay, we're just telling you it.
Your concept of what things cost is skewed.
Okay, there he is.
But guys, good news. I'm going to stop at the casino in Arkansas.
Which one?
Right over the border. I've always seen it when you drive through Memphis and you go over
and it's like West Memphis or whatever it's called, I think is West Memphis, Arkansas.
Isn't that Southland?
And so we're going to stop them there and play some roulette.
Yeah, but I don't think that's where it is.
There's a casino now in Pine Bluff, which is brand new.
You're going to have to go down to like Tunica or something.
Southland, casino and racing?
Yeah, Southland.
That's where they race the dogs.
That's a dog, unless they've added now.
Yeah, it says casino buffet, Greyhound Racetrack.
They must have added the casino there.
Could you just be a dog track?
Let me look here.
Yeah, so Abby and I are going to, you know, stop and make a couple grand real quick
and then get back on the road.
But you know, to make a couple grand, you got a row.
risk a couple grand.
That's right, buddy, that's right, but I'm going to be a millionaire tomorrow, so what's a couple
grand?
At May, do they have table games, Mike?
What are you going to play?
What are you going to play lunchbox?
I'll play roulette, some blackjack, whatever they got.
So you're going to stop.
I just see it on the side of the road.
On the way down and gamble.
Yeah, absolutely.
Listen, this is the whole trip is a gamble, so we might as well make money at every stop along
the way.
You know you can't ride it off, right?
Right, right off.
You can't write off your gambling.
Yes, you can.
You've never written that off?
I've never written that off. No.
This is going to get back to our CEO now.
You can't ride off gambling on a trip where you weren't sent to gamble.
Yeah, it's a work trip.
But the gambling part is not.
Actually, I'm saying loudly now, you shouldn't do that.
You shouldn't say that.
You should just say, hey, that's a good idea.
Okay.
There he is.
Lunchbox headed down to the Crater of Diamond State Park down in Arkansas.
So we will check on Instagram to see you later.
Morgan, does he have the show account?
Yeah, he's going to go live whenever he starts digging.
So getting that, like, moment happening.
All right, bye, lunchbox.
Oh, I have the show account?
I didn't know that.
Yes, you do.
Maybe Abby does.
Okay, all right, well, that's cool.
Whatever, I don't go.
I'm going to be a millionaire, so to see you guys later.
All right, later.
Bye.
He does go and find a dime worth $10 million.
That'd be amazing.
We're all idiots.
I'm rooting for him.
I want that for him, but I don't want him to leave.
Oh, I do.
A driving instructor is accused of selling passing grades.
So kids?
Well, think about it.
You go, you're taking this class.
This driving instructor's making probably 45 grand a year.
If you're on the...
Why not?
If you're on, not why not, because I wouldn't.
But if you're kind of on the edge and you are,
I could see where this could become a problem.
There was a guy from Dallas Cowboys.
allegedly bribed a drug test administrator.
And the big problem is they don't pay these administrators enough,
these people who administered the test
so they could easily be taken advantage of
by him going, I'll just keep you $100,000.
That's so gutsy.
100,000?
I don't know that's what he offered, I'm just saying.
It's so gutsy to just say, hey, man,
hey, here's this amount of money.
Like, I'm gonna leave this here.
What was he scared of testing positive for?
Yeah.
Well, whatever his performance.
I think it was weed again.
Yeah.
Oh, they can't smoke weed?
Amy?
I don't know.
I'm asking.
His was multiple missed tests and then trying to bribe.
Oh, okay.
So it used to be weed, but now I think he got into some trouble and he had to keep
missing, he kept missing tests.
Okay.
That's, I just read the story yesterday and, yeah.
I guess he's the cowboys, but I didn't know, depending on what state you live in,
what's legal for you or not.
And they, they, it can be medicinal.
I don't think that that's allowed though.
In the NFL?
I think with athletes.
Okay.
Like you may, you may look that up for me.
In fact, check me on that.
No, I'm talking about just that story of him and just in general.
Like you can give me that.
I just saw yesterday that he tried to bribe a drug test like collector.
How do you start that conversation?
That's what I'm saying.
You have to just like, bring it up.
What I would do is I would have a stack of cash next to me when they come.
came over.
And I would say, man, I would love to pass this test.
And I would look at the stack of cash.
Therefore, I never actually said anything about the stock of cash.
And then it's, hey, listen, I know, I'm going to be honest with you.
I may not pass this test.
But if I did, look at the stack of cash, that would be awesome.
And I'm going to leave the room right now.
And if I come back and I don't know, something's not here, look at the stack of cash again.
Oh my gosh.
You need to, I don't think you can stop talking now.
Yeah, that may be too many.
You're giving it away.
Yeah, there may be too many words you're saying.
I think the second glance at the cash, he gets it.
Then that's what I make sure.
And then I walk out of the room.
And if I come back and that stack of cash is gone, I know that I'm probably going to pass.
Yeah.
Dallas Cowboys right tackle.
L. Collins was suspended up trying to bribe the league's drug test collector.
Players cannot be suspended for positive marijuana test under the NFL's collective
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Oh, lost it.
Yeah, Mike's trying to read it.
Okay, we'll come back to that one.
Anyway, the story about this was in Seattle documents revealed that Emerald City Driving School sold fake passing grades for hundreds of dollars to at least 2,000 applicants.
On some occasions, that dollar amount reached up into thousands.
Oh, my.
So, like, parents are they in on it too?
Because how does a kid have thousands?
A, Lori Loughlin, Part 2?
Yeah.
With driver's ed.
College admission scandal?
I mean, you think you would want your kid to learn how to drive.
Yeah.
You know?
That's a good point.
Yeah.
You don't want to just pass on a ticket.
Unless it's for people who got a ticket and they got to go take a class or something.
Yeah.
Or they're an expired license and you're just paying it yourself?
I don't know, but yes, you're right.
You wouldn't want like your idiot kid who can't drive to get a free license.
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Is it good?
I think it's going to be good.
They're short episodes or 30 minutes.
It's Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Slana Gomez.
I've seen people post that it gets better as you go.
Yeah, we don't love it right now, but we like it.
But it's so early on that we think we could love it.
Okay.
Mike, if you can't.
Yeah, but did he get in trouble for marijuana back in the day before it was?
Like what drug?
Or is he just missing a drug test to skip him?
He reportedly had it in his system, and they were testing him, and then this came out.
But if you can't get in trouble for it anymore...
He said you won't get suspended.
Listen, we don't know what we're talking about here.
I just saw the headline.
I did win my fantasy game yesterday.
It looks like I'm going to win.
That's not over yet.
Pretty pumped about that.
Eddie had his biggest game of the year, and then he's going to lose.
Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
I mean, I'm just not good at fantasy.
And I tell my wife, too, I'm like, you know why I'm not good?
Because I can't watch football all day Sunday.
Like, we've just had things going on.
And she's just like, I'm sorry.
You know, like family's more important.
Not on Sundays.
I was told yesterday by Caitlin that me watching the game and jerking with it and
it doesn't actually affect the game that I'm not playing.
Oh, it doesn't.
No, she said, I need you to do something.
So what's that?
She goes, pinch yourself.
So I did.
Wow, she goes, you're in this house.
You're not playing out there.
Okay.
She doesn't get it.
She shot a whole TikTok and she doesn't post TikTok.
So she just shoots them and makes fun of me a little bit.
of me reacting.
Watching the game? Yes.
Of me standing in front of the TV with my phone in my hand and my laptop.
Going like, come on!
And I'm getting pissed.
You're watching for fantasy with a laptop?
If Arkansas wins on a Saturday, I can lose every fantasy game.
I'm fine.
If Arkansas loses, then my fantasy team loses, that's a brutal weekend for me.
Has that happened?
Yeah.
This year or no.
Because Arkansas is 4'0.
But it has happened many times in the past, you know, 10 years or so.
to avoid crying, avoid certain types of alcohol.
Like wine?
Oh, I agree.
I was just thinking about this, yes, two days ago.
Because when I drink seltzers, I get, like, mad.
Like, I don't know what it is.
I get mad about things, and I don't get mad.
And when I drink whiskey, I curse a lot.
And I, like, I normally, like, don't curse a lot.
But when I drink whiskey, I want to curse all the time.
And it's got to be something different.
Like, when I drink vodka, I don't feel.
like that. When I drink beer? I never feel like that. Wine? Never.
Which one makes you cry? I don't cry. Is there a sad alcohol? Mike, would you hear me that story?
probably all of it. Well, yeah, so much alcohol can be a downer. Like when you're really, really,
really drunk, you could probably cry. To avoid cry, I believe they say vodka is a big
cryer. But I'm assuming everybody's body composition is going to react different with,
Ray, what about you? What are your moods related to what alcohols?
Whiskey is aggressive. Vodka is emotional. That's when I really tap into, yeah, the inner stuff.
Whiskey's aggressive. Yeah, I just get, I get loud and like, my wife says, not like physical, but I'll just be like my attitude is very physical. Like, what? I don't care. I don't know.
Yeah. Combative, if you will. Moody. And vodka. Emotional, man. That's when I go back to childhood stuff. I'll start crying.
I'm like, man, I should have been there more, man.
What about Seltzer?
Seltzer's just same as beer for me.
I think it's very chill.
I like how I feel after beer and Seltzer.
There's a guy that Amy was talking about that says,
after you take your luggage to the airport three times,
you should throw it away.
Yeah, because of the radiation.
I know I went and read his blog because I heard some other people talking about it.
I don't want to spread misinformation, but it is on the internet.
And it is wild that people believe this,
but he truly believes that you should buy cheap luggage.
Like he's not, he gets that it's not a, he said,
you might be asking yourself,
how can I afford to throw away my luggage after just three trips?
And then he says after that, how can you afford not to?
Don't you think.
Because your health and well-being.
Let me just run a couple things by you guys.
Don't you think we'd have found this out by now by some news?
He has found it out by them.
Or maybe they're not studying that.
I'm sure they are.
There's always someone studying something.
And also, we have radiation going at us right now
and every part of the day we walk through.
I know.
So his point is, why would you want more?
But I think it's because it's so,
and your carry-on luggage, again, I'm quoting,
going through the, if you're carrying it on,
that is more radiation than if you check a bag.
It's like a different type of detect.
Bobby never checks a bag.
Yeah, so you have a lot of radiation.
No.
So you're in trouble.
I will go on a trip for two months and go with,
and do not check a bag or you will not go on the trip with me.
When we were talking about this, another girl said when she flies, and I need to get a link to it because I want to read about this.
She takes this transmitter thing with her that protects her while she's in the air from the radiation.
Because every time we fly, it's radiation.
This is what I would think would happen if this were true.
I'm sure there's radiation.
We walk into a little machine.
There's radiation right now where we are.
Where?
Radio waves all around us.
Cell phones.
Microwaves.
You can't see it.
Sure.
but they're everywhere.
I would think that if this were true,
there would be a company smart enough
to go out and prove it
and then make radiation
proof luggage.
That's the first thing I would do.
Like if you were actually in this business,
you would go and track it, trace it,
show it, prove it,
and be the first to launch radiation-free luggage.
I don't think people care, though,
enough to buy radiation-free luggage.
Well, we don't think about it.
No, but they tell you 100%
like cigarettes cause cancer
and people still smoke.
But way less.
people than used to. Yeah, I know. Way, way, way less. But everybody has
luggage, Eddie. But what if this guy's at the forefront of telling us? He has a
blog. He has more than a blog. He's written books. I've written books. Come on. How
expert do we got to be here? That's true. I'm not saying he's an expert. Like, he does
if you believe. What's his degree in? I have no idea. Let me look it up. Also, that would mean
we can't eat anything in the airport. Right? Yeah, because all food goes by there. Everything's got to go
through that detector. Yeah. He said that that is a risk you take when you eat things from
the airport as well. Also, the stuff inside your luggage doesn't get as radiated as the
outside of your luggage, but like when you get to the hotel, don't sleep near the luggage,
because the radiation is just...
If you like to make a grilled cheese, as soon as you get your luggage back, just lay your
sandwich on top of it.
It heats up right on.
I first heard about this guy because Gwyneth Paltrow posted about him.
Oh, love her.
And he's like, well, now I'm going to have to get rid of my luggage.
I'm not arguing that there's no radiation going through one of those little machines.
Okay.
Because there has to be in order to make sure we don't have guns on us.
Excellent.
We don't have a bomb on our butt, you know, to sneaking it in.
On his website.
But I am saying that I would think that there would be people that would have found this out by now if that were the case.
Go ahead.
On his website, he wants you to buy some sort of pill, I bet.
Yeah, I'm sure.
But there is a whole website disclaimer for Anthony Williams saying that he is not a licensed medical doctor, chiropractor, physician, neuropathic doctor, pharmacist.
psychologist. He's got no credentials. He has to cover all the grounds, nor does he try to prescribe any
medical diagnosis, treatment, medication, or remedy. But he just says, don't take your luggage
through an airport three times. I mean, he says lots of things. He's the one that made the celery
juice go crazy. Remember when that got really popular? That was because of his book. And he said,
if you wake up and drink celery juice every day, it could cure all types of ailment. And did it?
No, I mean, some people still do it. Some people swear by it. But,
I don't know. Of course I drank it for a little bit. And then I was like, oh, I don't feel anything.
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All right. I got to wear this tail starting as soon as I leave here.
Do you want to see it?
Yes.
I thought it was a dead animal.
It does look like a dead animal.
But I got to strap this on.
What is that a raccoon tail?
Yeah, it looks like it.
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Okay.
I got a question.
Why does Eddie always call us foster kids, foster kids and just not his kids?
Eddie, would you care to answer that one?
Yeah.
I mean, it's easy.
I don't know if people understand this.
But I feel like I have foster kids.
So if I say the word foster kid, you know, whenever I talk about them, then maybe I'll hopefully I get the idea in people's heads to say like, ooh, well, I can be a foster parent.
But if I just call them my kids, that'll never happen.
So I feel like with people listening on the radio, I say foster kids and then sparks ideas in people's heads.
That's the only reason I do it.
But then they ask too, they're like, well, when you adopt them, will you still call them your foster kids?
Like, no, don't be dumb.
Like, no.
So will you say my adopted kids?
I'll just say my kids.
Well, what about planting the seed for people to adopt?
I mean, I can do that for the rest of my life.
I feel like the story of me fostering them for over two years and then hopefully adopting them and all that could be part of the story.
But I'm not going to refer to them as my, oh, yeah.
These are my kids and these two are my used to foster them.
Now I adopted them.
Like, that's not the whole point.
I think occasionally you can bring up the story about how you adopted them after you've adopted them.
It's like Amy.
She talks about her kids.
She's just talking about adopting them unless we sit down and go, we're going to talk about this for a second.
Yeah. I mean, I think Eddie makes a good point.
The fostering kids is an amazing thing.
And if people hear that Eddie can do it, then they're like...
They can think maybe we can do it.
Yeah, I can do it.
That's the only reason I do that.
Yeah.
No, well, and it also, too, will be...
You haven't gotten to officially adopt them yet.
And no matter what happens, like, they're always going to be your kids.
Yeah.
But, like, and you're hopeful.
How long have they been with you?
Two years?
Over two years.
Two years in a few months.
But the reality is they really are.
Your foster kids.
Yeah.
So that makes sense.
Is there a stat on how many foster kids end up being adopted by their foster parents?
Ooh, that's a good question.
I don't know.
I'm sure there is a stat.
Because did you guys plan to adopt them?
No.
You literally were just going to like take care of them until the situation got better.
Yeah.
The way the system is, you know, made, it's really designed for the kids to go back to their biological parents.
It gives them a year or whatever, how much time they need to fix whatever problems they have at home for them to be able to get their kids back.
That's really what it's designed for, not designed for the kids to go away forever.
So I just thought that it was going to go that way.
Well, it's over two years.
And now it's like, well, they've been with us for over two years.
Our foster baby, we got him from the hospital.
He was a baby when we got him.
I don't really at this point want him to go anywhere else.
25% end up adopting their kids.
Wow.
It's a little higher than I thought, obviously.
Yeah, about a quarter of families end up adopting their kids.
Hey, Mike D, was Venom the superhero movie good or no?
I never watched that one.
The first one was all right.
It got pretty good reviews.
I thought it was okay.
Who's Venom?
Like Spider-Man's Evil Twin?
Like a villain, yeah.
Played by Tom Hardy.
But they had an entire movie about a villain?
Yeah.
Does it make you feel sorry for him like Cruella?
Yeah, it's kind of like Cruella.
his origin story, how he became that way.
So, because it's hard for me to think I would like to watch a movie
or are they rooting for the bad guy.
It's kind, yeah, you didn't watch Corella though, right?
Oh, you should, it's good.
Kind of in the Joker vein, but not as dark.
Okay, and so they are now saying Venom 2 is coming out.
Yeah, this Friday.
And it's only 97 minutes long.
97 minutes, an hour and a half.
I'll watch it.
I don't even care for something.
I don't want to watch.
Document around turtles.
Less than an hour and a half.
I'm in.
But I'll watch a superhero movie at 97 minutes.
Have you seen any reviews on it?
Not yet.
Should I watch the first one?
But I mean the first one's two hours and 20 minutes.
Ooh, don't do that.
Well, if I'm going to watch the second one, though.
I spend four hours for something to prove a point.
Is it only in the movie theater?
Yeah.
Oh, it is?
Oh, I won't go watch it then.
Do it.
Go today and take your tail with you.
No, I don't know where I'm going today.
I had some meetings today that got canceled.
Let me see what I have to.
I love it when meetings get canceled.
Well, because he has to wear the tail.
She shows up with the tail.
Who canceled them?
Yeah, no, I have no meetings.
Today, too, they got canceled.
So I guess I'll just wear the tail around the house.
Oh, fun.
Maybe I'll take Caitlin to dinner tonight just so I can wear the tail out.
I wonder what your dogs are going to think when they see you with the tail.
They think I'm a cat.
They try to attack me.
I think that's all we have for today.
We're not doing 20 questions?
Come on.
The day lunchbox is in here, please.
Why?
Please.
Because he won't waste.
He won't waste questions.
And then yell at everyone.
It actually could be fun today.
On a timer or no?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can't do like another hour of this post show.
Okay, let me think of somebody.
I mean, does anyone else want to do it? Is it just me?
Amy?
I'll play.
Morgan?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
Let me think of somebody.
Got it.
All right.
Mike, do you want to see it?
I wish I could show the camera.
Well, you can.
I'll turn around. No, that's okay. Can you read that?
No. Is it hard to read?
Oh, got it. Okay. It's hard to read, Mike D, like from another country and stuff?
All right, 20 questions. Amy, you're up first.
Is he a he?
Yes. All right, hold on. Let me get my notes. Okay, Bones. Is he dead or alive?
That's not a question. Okay. Is he dead?
Yes.
He is dead, folks.
Was he over 50 when he died?
Yeah.
Ray, you're up. You want to play?
Yeah, was the person considered funny?
Mike, would you say no?
You say no?
I was to say he's a funny guy. Okay, no.
Not a funny guy. Over 50 when he died.
I may, could argue that, but I'm going to go with Mike if I'm on the fence.
But what do you mean, Ray?
Like, what do you mean? Is he known to be funny?
Yeah, I mean, it'll narrow it because Bones is obsessed with comedians, so it'll knock all those off.
You want to ask if he's a comedian?
Well, he's not if he's not known to be funny.
Amy?
Was he in movies?
Do you think we should say no to that?
I would say no. Okay, no. Not in movies.
Bones, did he die of natural causes?
Because that would be just anything like heart attack, cancer.
What if it's a car accident? What's a plane accent?
We know he's dead. That's like you asking, is he dead?
I'm going to go. No, he is dead. I'm going to go, yes. He died of natural causes.
Would you consider that natural causes? Okay.
Was he in a famous TV show? Or a big TV show?
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
Athlete.
No.
Morgan thinks she gets on it so quick.
She said TV show yes?
Yeah.
Yes, not an athlete.
If any time you want to buzz in,
just slap the table and say your name.
Amy.
Was the TV show a game show?
No.
It's not a game show.
Okay.
Morgan's got a grin on her face like she already knows it
and she's waiting for one little piece of the puzzle
so she can slide.
Is that what you're thinking right now?
Maybe, but it's kind of out there, so I'm not sure if it's going to be right.
Okay.
Eddie?
Yeah, I'm thinking.
Funny TV show.
Did he die in the last 10 years?
No.
Dang.
Wow back.
I didn't realize that.
That it was that long ago.
Really?
Shut up.
You would never volunteer that kind of information.
Shut it.
I really didn't realize that it was that long ago.
That long ago.
It's going to be 11 years.
Do you still watch this TV show?
Wait, wait.
Oh, sorry.
Morgan.
Is he known for music?
Kind of funny?
Yeah, kind of funny.
TV show, yes.
Music?
I'm going to have to go, no.
I mean...
He kind of.
Mike, I'm going to go, is he known for...
You could fight this one?
But is he known for music?
No.
Music is not the first thing you think of
when you think of this person.
Do you still watch this show?
No.
12 questions down.
Was he married to someone famous?
Morgan thinks she knows it again.
Yeah?
I'm just going to guess because I think I have it.
Is it Mr. Rogers?
Correct.
How did you get that?
She nails them.
Wow, that's so good.
She comes out of nowhere and just nails it.
So good.
I like was, yeah, I was sitting on it for a minute.
I had it since the TV show because you watched it a lot.
Yeah, but just a TV show.
Yeah, but well, then it said died a long time ago and I was like, oh, yeah, I think it's been a while.
I didn't realize he died in 2003.
They've been almost 20 years.
Really?
That's why I said that.
And then secondly, the music question's tough because he's not known for music, but he definitely sings.
Sure, he could piano too.
Yeah.
But he's not known.
Wow.
Oh, she's good.
Morgan crushes.
She doesn't even wait to the end.
What can we say?
Well, I'm trying to relate it to something that you have talked about before.
So are we keeping score?
We haven't been, no.
I mean, she's won, too.
We have so many games that keep score of right now.
I've won one.
I can't possibly keep score of any more games.
I know.
But, you know, everybody could Annie in five bucks, and you guys could gamble for money.
I like that.
So so far, the winners are the girls.
Well, lunchbox sucks
I mean, really
Eddie cries the whole time
I didn't cry at all that time
I liked it
That's because lunchbox wasn't here
I don't cry first off
I get mad
Because he just weighs questions
And then he thinks everyone else
Is so stupid
Well why would I not guess it on question four
Is it not Mill Gibson
It's not it's Kermit the frog
He frustrates me
That's it
All right
That's it for today
Everybody good?
Yeah, we're great
All right we'll see you guys
Wait, no
No no I just hit a wrong button
On my camera
There's a new Bobby
cast with Dina Carter from
Strawberry. Oh, check it out by the way.
Ray made me my...
Strawberry wine.
Whoa.
This is from your
Etsy store?
Yeah!
I've been mojy 30 bucks.
Oh, cool. Thank you.
Is this large?
Yeah. It's pretty big.
Custom ordered.
It's a little bigger than that.
Now you want a medium.
Oh, no. Medium be too small.
You can't, hey, you can't return that.
It takes them a week to make it.
No, they make it in like a day.
I mean, yeah, we got the request on Friday.
We got it on Monday.
I know.
If that's a week, you're right.
No, she called and she was on her way to Michaels on Friday.
She called you?
She's freaking out.
No, she called Ray while we were doing the podcast.
She's freaking out.
She's like, I got to get this stuff for Michaels today.
Bobby just ordered.
How's the Etsy store going?
It's good.
Really?
Yeah.
Etsy.com slash shop slash rainbay.
Does she do that all day?
No, when we get home.
So she gets off at four and then me and her will work on it for two hours a night.
You typically like five-ish orders.
A day?
I mean, when it's busy, yeah, or just one or two trickle in.
And what do you guys make it?
Like, what's your profit margin on this $30 shirt?
30, honestly, with the shipping and everything.
There's no shipping.
You brought it to me.
Right, I know.
90%.
Most people are shipping.
Just say it, Ray.
That stuff costs $2 at Michaels.
No, it doesn't.
That's a nice shirt.
Of the 30, we clear 20.
Yeah, so it's a very good profit margin.
But then you charge for shipping?
And then you couldn't even hook it up with me?
I mean, you've been on.
You charged bones?
Yeah, 30 bucks.
told me that. What? Yes.
That's crazy. And I promoted
the thing. These don't charge me.
Yeah, that sucks.
That's when, like, my buddy, like, opened a
double-day's pizza place, and he's like, come on, guys,
invite all of us. We're like, dude, this is great.
We paid for everything. He didn't give us, like, breadsticks
for free. Nothing. I'm like, what? We all
came. Only because you invited us.
We never went back.
Okay. I did pay for this shirt.
Ray, good luck.
Amy, thank you, Eddie. Thank you, Morgan.
Thank you, man.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Bye, everybody.
Bye.
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