The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (11-1-21)

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

Bobby on the new Real Housewives being announced. Bobby and Amy talk about their favorite Housewives franchises and are glad the new one will NOT be in Nashville. We also talk about Pete Davidson rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian. Bobby talks about being so tired on the way back from our iHeartCountry Festival that he had a crazy dream on the plane. We recap more behind the scenes of the festival that we didn’t get to during the radio show.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. dot edu slash military. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Two new things. But only us girls will care about Amy.

Okay. They did announce the new cast of Real Housewives today in the city they were in. A lot of people speculated it would be Nashville. I hope to God it wouldn't be. What is it? Is it? Thank God it's not. I don't know.

It's Dubai. That would be very interesting. They're going to be so rich. You think people are rich here? They are loaded there. So Real Housewives of Dubai has been announced. Andy Cohen, I know you don't listen to the show. But if you do stumble across this podcast, I would just like to say thank you for not doing it in Nashville.

You know what a... You know, it's still a possibility, though. I'm sure it's... They've tried 20 different shows here in that vein. You know, it just doesn't work. I'm just glad that that's not here. There's already enough of that here, that fake. Oh, in real life?

Yes. Fake, let's show off. Let's be... Oh, I can't imagine if we highlighted that on a bigger scale, like the franchise of Real Housewives. That being said, I do like watching some of the Real Housewives. Especially Beverly Hills. favorite but Dubai. Salt Lake City

for my money is where I'm most interested. Now, I'm not going to go and search it out. I got shows that I'm going to search out. At this point in my life, I'm not going to search out Real Housewives. However, Caitlin will be watching Salt Lake City, and I will watch it with her, and I will be grudgingly okay, oh, and then I'm in.

It's the woman who married her grandfather. It's their step-grandfather, but they had kids. Yes, clarify step. They had kids. He was married to her grandma, and the grandma died, and the grandma, In her, I don't know, Will or one of her last wishes was, you can have my husband.

The Beverly Hills version is so good right now because of Erica. Well, yeah, Erica, and her husband, Tom Girardi and all of his legal stuff. Every episode, they got back together, what do they call that episode where they all get together? Reunion. The reunion. They're like, Eric, we know you knew. And Rand's like, Erica, did you know? And then Erica's like, don't come.

And it's just awesome. Yeah. I will say one of the best additions to that particular city. Don't say Lisa Renna. No, she's been on there for a while. It's Kathy Hilton. Interesting. She doesn't come on enough for me, though.

I know, but I mean, when she does, she's a gym. She's like Kramer on Seinfeld in the early seasons. He later became a full-time person, but he would come on in the early season. You'd be like, this guy's hilarious, and he leaves and you want more. So you love him more. That's how she is on Beverly Hills. She's great. Like, anybody that sometimes how she acts, anybody else would act that way.

you would think, oh, such a diva or this or that and think negatively, but she does it. And for some reason, it's like, oh, she's so cute. Well, because one, she's not being fake. She's not doing it with any intention to prove she's wealthy. Right. She doesn't need to. And she doesn't know any better. She's always, it's always been that one.

Yeah, like for her having, yeah, the people like butlers and different things at her house, it's very normal. And in the reunion, I don't think she's, I think she even said she didn't even watch the show. She was like, I did that on the show? I didn't even watch it. It was something like that where I was like, that's funny. So, okay, all you other guys can get back in. Yeah, thank you. I don't know what you guys.

The other story, though, is Kim Kardashian of Pete Davidson and holding hands. Oh, I saw that. On a roller coaster? Yeah, they said they're just friends. Another friend said that. Which, I mean, I guess in that situation, though, when you're on a roller coaster, you scream and hold tightly to whoever's next to you. Let me say a couple things about this, though.

Because, yes, I was going to get to that about how the friends said it was at romance. They're at what's the farm, what's it called? Scoobot, what's the place called? Nottesbury Farm? That's the... In Los Angeles? Yeah. Yeah, where they, Disney ripped off that?

Yeah, I don't know what that is or why you're getting angry right now at Disney, but... It's all mad about it? It's a place where they have roller coasters and rides and stuff? Rollercoasters, they have a bunch of pies and stuff, like Boisembery pies, Blackberry pies. Knotsbury Farm. There you go. Okay, so they're on a roller coaster. It's that picture they take right when you're going down, so you see your face going,

and so they're holding hands. Man, but Pete Davidson, that guy. I mean, he gets anyone. Right? Anyone and everyone? Megan, who was it? Yeah, that's one. He was engaged to Ariana Grande.

He was with the girl from the British show that Ray watched. Ray, what was that show you watched? With Pete Davidson? Yeah, what was the show called that you watched where they were like in England? It was a Netflix show. No, Pete Davidson wasn't on that show. The girl was. Bridgeton.

The main girl from Bridgerton. He's with her. He was Kate Beckinsell. It's one after the other. What is it about it? Funny. Personality. Because that's it, right?

I mean, is he good looking, Morgan? It has to be funny. To me, he's not, like, my type of attractive. He's quirky, really funny. He was with a bald guy, funny, Seinfeld creator. Oh, Larry David. His daughter, too. And so, I mean,

got to give credit to the guy whatever he's got good for him they were together holding hands they were on a date double date even if it was friendship with her sister Courtney and Travis Barker

wow if it was only though Amy let me just throw it at you if it's only those four though don't you think that might have been a date oh yeah I mean I think potentially it's something there they may mean aren't ready because I did see this the headline was they're just friends and a friend saying that As soon you see the picture, it's a friend going, no, they're just friends.

And they could have easily been, this looks like a, sometimes on Eddie and I ride roller coasters, we hold hands the same way. We're scared. We do the same thing. Yes, let's be honest. But if it's those two and just those two, that to me more than the hand holding says maybe there's something romantic. Thoughts? I mean, could be a double date. I guess we'll have to wait to find out.

I think at one point, Ariana Grande said that Pete Davidson was like. Oh, really? Yeah. Why does she tell us that? Do you remember that? No. I don't. I believe it was something like hung like a horse or something.

Sure. I get what you're saying. Then I remember him joking about it in a comedy special. He was like, and I think he was embarrassed about it. Ready, Google. Pete David's a hung like a horse. Mike, I'm not making that up, right? Look it up.

Okay, just making sure that I'm not just dreaming it. Because that's what you dream about. I had a dream while we were flying back from all. Austin that and it felt so real because I was so tired. Did you guys go to the after party by the way? No. No. No. No. Not doing for that. Me too. They were like after party and it was 11.30 and I'd been running. I'd been running since noon rehearsals. Eddie and I had to perform. I had to host. We had to do stage. And so, uh, I'm so tired on the plane because we got about five hour, four or five hour sleep that I woke up and saw a truck driving beside the plane. We had landed. We had landed in the highway.

but I was asleep thinking I was awake. Weird. It was like that some inception crap. That's crazy. And then I ended, and I was awake in my dream, and then I was like, oh!

And I jumped. And then the person that was sitting next to Caitlin on the other side was like, looking at me like, what just happened here? But I jumped out of my dream. Oh yeah. You ever jump out of your dream?

Yeah. You ever night terror? I don't know that I terror, but. I jump. I do that all the time where I just like flinch and then my wife's like,

well, you okay? Like, what happened? I flinch and shake when I'm falling asleep apparently? Like right when I'm hitting that part I'm like, jerk, yeah. Do you guys do that? Yeah. I think so. Sometimes.

I don't think it's often. I don't know if it's like I'm already asleep or I'm falling asleep, but I know that it wakes me. Yeah. Oh, it wakes to you? Well, but not fully, but I'm obviously I'm to a place that I am aware it happened. That's what I mean by awake. Yeah, when I jerk, I don't, I'm beyond. So you're told that you jerked, not you don't. I get it. I feel it. I get an impression done of me. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Like, Eddie and Caitlin were talking about me sleeping. Why were you guys talking about that? I don't know what she said. I don't remember. But then I asked her like, so Bobby said that you've heard him talk feminine or whatever. And she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, she confirmed it. Because you've told us that story.

I talk like a lady in my sleep. Maybe that means I am. Deep inside, a lady? Maybe I'm living as a lady in some of my dreams. Hey, anything's possible. Kentucky School District says that disciplinary action has been taken after the students gave that principal a lap dance. Remember that? Oh, yeah.

The Pepper Allie. Yeah. The boy student to the male teacher. It just isn't a good idea to have anyone, if you're an administrative figure, that's a student underage, doing a lap dance on you for any reason whatsoever. Yeah, what was the reason, though? It was a Pepper Alley. The Pepper Alley got out of control. They were just being silly.

So it turned into lap dancing with boys on principals? Like, what? Well, it was a male page. I go out of hand queen. It was one of those pageants where they dress up and like strut out there. Who's the winner? I could see how this escalated. But as responsible adult in charge, you need to be like, all right, we're going to like cut it here.

Like, this is all fun, but you cannot dance on me. Do you guys have trouble getting your stamina back early after a long weekend where you're just whooped? Yeah, I mean, it takes longer to recover. Meaning I'm not fully recovered yet. No. Not in close. Okay, just making sure. Yeah, yeah.

Because I came in this morning, exhausted, and I'm still not there yet. I'm still having the stumbles a little bit. I'm still like not fully, I'm not fully erect to my normal human, tall, straight standing self. Right, right. Might be a couple days.

Coffee did nothing. My feet hurt. I mean, I don't know if your feet hurt. No? No, but I had a pair of tennis shoes on that I wore the second half of the I heart festival. After I wore my host's look. and I switched to Raging Idiots look.

I didn't wear three outfits, which is annoying. Four outfits. Outdoor stage, which is just a t-shirt and pants, and I had to change into my formal host look. Then I had to put on the Raging Idiots performance look because I couldn't wear a sports jacket or playing.

And then my clothes after that. And so, but I had a pair of tennis shoes on for wardrobe four, and they were like a half-sized too small. So they don't hurt from walking. My toes just hurt from having a shoe that was too small the whole time, which is a little bit annoying. And now I've wore those shoes for like a day

and they're not going to take them back because they're dirty. My feet hurt. Thank you. Don't cry for me. Sorry, dude. I'm in pain. Hey, scuba, how was your I-Hurt country festival? It was good, for me, very similar to Abby,

just a lot of back and forth and running around and gopher and audio and producing, editing all kinds of stuff. I saw scuba once or twice. He would run and grab me for something and say, hey, can you do this? But Abby was right there beside me the whole time. Like, she would go, six minutes to here. Okay, 13 minutes to hear.

Do you need to get some food? you have 21 minutes to hear and she was with me the whole time everywhere I went she was the main wrangler she did an incredible job I had to step in if they're like hey can you make them do something

that wasn't part of the plan yeah so Abby would keep me too plan scuba would come in to go hey I need you to do this extra so thank you for doing that I appreciate it yeah yeah Abby was Abby gonna oh you were gonna say something oh just because Abby she's so cute

like she came up at one point she was like hey just checking to see if you need anything and I was like actually do they have a bar anywhere like I was starving and I just needed like a little bar and Abby looked at me and she goes I don't know what would you want to drink if I find a bar and I'm like no not a bar like an alcohol bar like a bar to eat and then she went and somewhere she found like bars and brought me like she just appeared was gave me a lunchbox like

all these bars was like but it was so cute that she thought I meant like a bar to drink she also was my quote unquote wrangler in Las Vegas too so she runs and she's like a little always there always killing it Abby nice job is it annoying I feel like I annoy you. That job is an annoying job. So the job annoys me, but it's needed. And if anyone's going to annoy me, I'd rather be someone that I like and respect. And that person's you.

But yeah, you do. But it's an annoying job. It's just someone going. You've got to be here in four minutes. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Get out of this interview because you've got to be over here at six minutes. So it's just an annoying job.

But it's awesome. You do a great job at it. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. It's like working at the DMV. Is it annoying to go? Yeah. Do I have to go?

Yeah. Am I glad it's there? Of course. All those things. Yes. But it was a fantastic festival. It was wonderful. We had a great time. George Strait coming out. Just shocked the world. And it was pretty cool. I mean, I wish he'd have played another hit. You know, we played that new song, and I get he wants to play the new song.

But it's like, he played Amarola About Morning and the place went crazy. Which was awesome. The place went crazy, and there's a great message to his song, Way to the Badge. But maybe he just played another song. Oh, I thought, like, after that, people were like, oh, I think he's probably going to feel it so much because this crowd's amazing. They tried to get him to come. come back. But George is like, he was gone. The cowboy rode away.

I'm out. Scoobah, Steve, you went to the after party. Was it good? Yeah. That's when Steve was like working all weekend and then he was always down to go out. Because I usually never get to go to the after party. So I was like, well, I'll go because Rob was like, come on, let's go. So I get in the SUV with him, get there. It was

there. I hung out with Maynard and Gator for a little bit and Rod's like, let's get the hell out of here. And then we left and I went back to the hotel and crashed. And he was all dressed up, sharp, button down. Like, I was walking into the hotel. My feet were killing. I was like, okay, have fun. I was planning for a really good after party.

But, yeah. I think in the past, when it was, we're still in semi-COVID. Yeah. In the past, it was like we would create donut walls. They'd have donut walls. A whole wall with all these donuts. I used to go grab a donut off the wall. It was awesome after parties.

The scuba, though, just kind of encapsulated one of the problems with my wedding in a short story. There are people named Gator, Scuba, Maynard. Like, these are all people we hang out with. And I remember sending invitations out to people? And Caitlin would be like, all right, we got to send one to Gator. She goes, what's his name? I was like, I have no idea. His name is, let's just put two Gator and family.

She's like, no, we have to go track down his name. I have to think to remember Scuba his last name even, and I do now. But Maynard, is that even his name? I believe that's his last name. I don't think it's his real first name. Mike D., Bobby Bones, Lunchbox? We're all over here. A lot of clowns.

Lived fake names. Ray Mundo, he named himself that because he got 1% back on his 23 and me that he was Hispanic. 1%! Sisson. Oh, you wants to be changed to Sizzen. When is that stopping? When is the Sizn song and dance over? Maybe when I have a family and kids and I got to go to like parent teacher conferences.

They was so drunk this weekend. He was blowing me up, DM, Instagram comments, and he was, let me just read you a couple of them. They're very easy to find. Oh, great. On my last one, where it's me and Eddie and a fanny pack, Mr. Bobby Bones. I said, hey, we busted out Fanny Pack, and then Josh from TikTok came out and killed it.

What a night in Austin. Ray wrote, you're the Aldine of Country Music, baller, guitar, and naked. What? It made no sense. What on earth. Yeah, yeah. And that's just one of them.

But then he was sending me messages, like into my DMs. Here you go. It's Caitlin and I walk in this picture they took of us holding hands walking, someone from IHard did. And he said, hey, jealous. Anybody ask about me or nah? And then he wrote, Hey, I'm headed to the private airport to fly in.

Put it on your tab. Thanks, pimp. Do you remember that, Ray? I mean, vaguely, there was a lot of downtime. We were hanging out to Dodd. So I was just DMing some people catching up with you guys. And Caitlin's like, why does Ray keep message me on DM? He was just hitting everybody up.

Let's see. Dun dun dun da To do Dun da da da da da Here's a I think Who sent me the bit About the elevator

And if it was a funny joke I did It's a true story It was crazy And it was in Austin Yes What happened On Saturday morning

I'm headed to the venue And I'm in the elevator With two It's like an older couple Maybe like in their 60s And we're going down to the lobby And I hear the man go

Hey I can't smell anything And then the then the wife goes, you're fine, okay? Get over it. You're fine. And I'm like, what? We're in an elevator. Like, oh my gosh, this guy's basically saying he's got COVID because he can't sell anything.

And his wife's like, you're freaking out, relax. Do you think it was a joke? I would have if they were younger. 60-70? I'm like, are they jocksters? But they can still have a sense of humor. That's what I was thinking. Me at 16 and 70, I'm probably going to be doing that.

That's a weird joke to make, I have COVID joke or very not cool these days. And I feel like they would laugh at the. end of it. Like, we're just kidding with you. They never, I mean, it was like, the guy was full panic mode and the wife was like, you're fine. Stop it. And I couldn't get further and further away. Like, I'm like, just nailed to the other side of the elevator trying to get out of there. That hotel room was nice though, huh? Beautiful. They did stick it somewhere nice. Yeah, we don't belong there. Pretty appreciative of that, yeah. All right, that's it. We're going to go. I got some, uh, call. Amy's busy. I'm busy. Lunchbox is busy. We're busy. I'm busy.

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