The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (3-5-21)

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

Bobby talks about Bhad Bhabie who broke the record of making the most on OnlyFans in 1 day. Bobby also talks about Raymundo who made a Cameo for his birthday after Caitlin ordered it. Bobby said he wasn’t to impress with it. We break down how much Raymundo is making on Cameo. Morgan2 also talks about going to Bonnaroo. Bobby also talks about how things will open up once we get the vaccine. Plus, Toi who used to run the iHeart Nashville front desk calls to wish Bobby a belated Happy Birthday! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's so sweet. They cheer for me every day. Where do we start today? The Cash Me Outside Girl made $1 million in six hours on Only fans. What is that? Good. question. All this is good to talk about here.

Remember Cash Me Outside? How about that? Dr. Phil. Yeah. Our name's Bad Bobby now. B-H-A-D, B-H-A-B-I-E. That's a, oh yeah, that what it is? Baby or Barb? How do you, baby? Bad baby? Or bad Bobby? I don't know. Whatever. Probably baby. Right? Are you saying yes or are you just looking still? Yes, okay. You are confirming?

me. The Cash Me Outside Girl turned 18 last week and joined OnlyFans, and she made more than $1 million in her first six hours. That's a record. So what OnlyFans is, for the most part, is where you get on and you do sexy stuff. Oh. And people have access to you. Oh. Is that how you would define it, Mike D? All the accounts you follow. Like which, what, why? About five years ago, her name is Danielle. She went viral as the Cash Me Outside. How about that girl? And so now she has turned 18 and a bunch of purvos are waiting for to turn 18. Great. She joined and a bunch of these guys were waiting for her because in six hours, six figures, seven figures.

Excuse me. Wow. She made $757,000 on subscriptions, $5,500 on tips and more than $267,000 on direct message tips. That crushed Bella Thorne's record of $1,024 hours. Who is she? She was a Disney star, or a kid star, Disney, not Nick, right, Disney? And then now she does some racy stuff. She's still an actress.

This is crazy. So this is the pattern of people literally waiting for them to become of age so they can watch this crap. I think Bella Thorne was already of age. I think she just got on. I think Bella Thorne's probably 23 or 24, huh? Yeah. Crazy. So not.

Completely? Not completely creepster. But yeah. I mean, you can pay people. to do anything nowadays. I bought a, or I guess Caitlin bought a cameo from Ray and Bay this weekend. Speaking of. Speaking of people to do anything.

No, Ray was on cameo. And all of a sudden I got a message from Caitlin. She goes, hey, I bought a cameo from Ray and Bay for $35. And then it was Ray going, happy birthday. I got a message. He was born in Arkansas baseball jersey. Were you happy with the message you got from Ray? No, I thought it was a crappy cameo, to be honest with you, Ray.

I thought you did a good job putting the jersey on, but we bought one from Brian one time he did seven minutes. Yeah, we also had helium, tank in there. We blew up balloons. We do a lot with them. Yeah. It was pretty pretty good. But you didn't get the balloons, did you? Oh, you did get balloons. Do you want to hear it? Yes. I mean, I saw it, but I'd like to hear it. Well, we kept trying to get it to pull up. Let's see here. But Ray, it really was only about 30 seconds long. Yeah, that's the thing you can respond on there if you want to redo. We could always do that. I just thought, you know, there'd be more talk about, you know, our relationship,

or our time together. Hold, I'm going to find it. I really was like, is the angle. that I know him or I don't know him. So then I win. Here we go. I got it, here we go. You don't curse to you. No. There are balloons.

Happy birthday, Bobby. Your fiance, Caitlin, says, thank you so much for taking care of the dogs, helping with the dishes, and learning to like walks and the great outdoors. Also, I heard you're a Razorbacks fan. So? And then he walks off.

And that's it. And it's also marketed. He didn't even do the pig suey. How much did she pay for that? I mean, What did you want? Only fans? That's really all you can do on cameo. But it's also marketed as Ray and Bay and you didn't even get Bay. Yeah. You have to specifically request Bay and the cat to be in the videos or you'll just get me.

But the thing says Ray and Bay on. Because we wanted people to know that's an option. You can choose that if you'd like. You can do a view if you want us to do it on the patio. What do you want us to do? Let us know. That's really how we set it up. And what's with the dance monkey comment? Because people pay on Cameo to make you do whatever they want. want you to do. And so I say, hey, they put some money at me. I'll do a video for Caitlin and Bobby. Did she submit it through Cameo and you guys saw it and laughed?

I believe she gave the heads up to Laura. And so I said, please tell me, do I know this Bobby guy? Or do I, he hears me talk every day. He doesn't want two minutes of me on a, just spouting off about anything and everything. I'm pretty sure he wants me to play the role of being a cameo star and not knowing this Bobby guy that's having a birthday. A cameo star? How many of those do you think you've done? We've definitely had a dozen. On the weekends, typically is when they pick up. And what is the charge? Wait. I believe it's 25. And we haven't had a holiday yet that it's fallen on. I heard usually it pops off Christmas. Right now it's just birthdays, the stragglers that are coming through. But I'm sure what's the next big one? Fourth of July, do you have a bunch of

five stars, four stars? I'm not sure how it works. I think we're yeah, through the roof. The beauty of it is, if somebody wants your video, they're already a huge fan of you, anything you. you do, they're probably most likely going to like. And then how much do they keep? Camio keeps a chunk. Let's be real. Whatever you're paying, we ain't getting that. However many we've done, we've maybe cleared

$75.00. And I mean, they've taken up our weekends. I'm trying to one time watch it. That can't be right. That is right. Mike, D.W you Google that. See what their take is. Well, thank you for the cameo. Yep. So out of the $25, he only gets $5. That can't be right. Mike will come sit down

in Amy's chair in a second and talk about it. A baby born with three penises makes medical history. What? Does he keep those? An Iraqi boy, no doubt, etched his name into the Hall of Fame after he was born with a whopping trio of penises. That's the story that said that story. That's the story that said those words, yeah. Not you?

No, no, no. Quote, to the best of our knowledge, this is the first reported case with three penises. I said the doctor, the baby boy was originally brought to the hospital by his parents when he was three months old due to swelling in the scrotum. when he arrived, doctors observed that he had some extras, and then they were like smaller but sprouting. I guess it's like a third nipple. It's not actually the size as the other nipples. And sometimes they're like on your ribs.

Yeah, my son has a third nipple. And it's very small. Is this breaking news? I think so. I think so. I wouldn't even say which one. No, we're not going to say which one. But it's very small.

It doesn't look like a nipple, but the doctor said, yes, that's what it is, a third nipple. Pretty crazy, because I've never seen one in my life. and now my son has one. Breaking news. Or do you have one? No, not me. I don't have one. I would tell you guys.

I would show you. Why do people get third nipples? I don't know. They're just born that way. We're going to find out if you got too much coffee today you can see. Or it's something weird. Mike, what do you find out? 25%.

It's what? 25%. Okay, Ray, you're off. I need to get into the app and really do the checks and balances. Right now my wife has taken over that so I didn't. exactly keep my thumb on it, but I will. How many has he done? Let's do the math here and see how much money raised made on...

We've definitely done a dozen. I would say we've easily done 10. And if that's true... Well, let's say 12. You said 12. Okay. So, and you charge how much? 25.

All right, 25 times 12. So you're at $300. Yeah! And if you're giving up 25% of that, that's a fourth. So, so far you've made about $225. Yeah! Good chunk of money, Ray? I know.

And do they search R-A-Y and B-A-E, or do you have it B-A-Y so it rhymes, Ray and Bay? R-A-E and B-A-E. Okay. Yeah. But it's, I mean, it's obviously listeners or the show. Everybody's like, hey, huge fan, can you get Bobby to jump on? I'm like, okay, guys, it's called Ray and Bay. I can't get Bobby on the camera.

Yeah. Hey, will you do it in the studio? Okay. Oh, that may be trouble. Dude, now they're choosing locations and stuff. That's what I'm saying. Well, you just said they could. You just said Dance Monkey.

You want a patio view? You want to... That's what you just said. No, but I mean, that's what they'll say. Hey, you should have Bobby peek in on this one. All right. I wonder what they... I've chosen not to because it's a little fine line with the company.

And they, you know, in broadcast image, they own... Listen, I've chosen not to, right? Mm-hmm. I wonder if you were to shoot it up here if they would say anything to you. You should try one and see what happens. Yeah, that's the thing. I can stay at my apartment and keep it totally legal then. I don't know that it's illegal.

I just think it's a fine line. You're saying I rock one from your little studio or your host. I don't know either you're on my chair. That would actually be a great shot too. Can people pay you more money for one and you do something extra special? They can, but I don't understand the tipping. They're already paying a significant amount of money. It really is kind of crazy.

If you're tipping, you have way too much money that you really don't know what you're doing with. Like if you have that much money that you don't know what you're doing with? I mean, if somebody's going to tip on top of already... If someone said, please wear wighty-ty-tie-tie. and a wife beater, and we want to see you from the knees up. And I want you to do it telling my grandma, who's a huge fan, happy 50th wedding anniversary. Would you do all that? For a hundred bucks? Real talk, I would, but my wife would draw the line. I don't even think she wants me to. I almost did one with my shirt off, and she said, no, we're married now. It's just not a good look. I'm like giving

a video to a girl in my shirts off. Even though it's her birthday and she's a fan, you still probably shouldn't do with your shirt off. Because what you could do is trim the cameo part off if you were her, and they just show you with a shirt off and be like, Ray is sending me DMs with a shirt off. You're in trouble. Could be an issue down the road. And then that's how Ray and Bay end up, either not surviving or surviving, making it through the cameo cluster. Well, it's an interesting story. I'll be curious to know if your business picks up after today talking about this on the podcast. Hopefully so. I mean, yeah, that's the thing. You just sit around, you film these cameos, and you're like, what am I? I don't even,

I don't get it. I don't get what people like. Do you just upload them into an app? Yeah. I mean, it's as easy as me doing a FaceTime with you. one, two, three. So. Okay, well, let me know. Maybe you're the next bad Bobby. Wait, bad baby. It's spelled where to be baby.

Why should put the H in there? Why couldn't she put B-H-A-D baby? Don't know, Bones. Why are you asking me? I'm asking anybody who will answer. I don't know. Who is the most famous person on Cameo? Like, is Tom Hanks on Cameo? I don't think so.

No, I, no. Okay. There are some more legit people getting on there now. At first, it was people, and we're like, oh, they're on cameo, classic. But now they're starting to be a few more legit people on there. I mean, because, I mean, if you're really, really famous and, I mean, you're going to get a lot of requests, and you're going to spend days and days and days doing these things. That's why you charge more.

Some people charge like 500 bucks for one. Okay, let's see here. What else do I have on the list? Morgan says she's going to Bonneroo. Is that true? Yeah, I'm going to buy tickets because I really want to see Lizzo. and I haven't been to a concert and like, I don't know, a year and a half.

So I'm kind of just like winging it. It'll be my first festival at Bonnarrow ever. I just took a DNA test turns out. I'm a hundred percent. Do you have? Huh? You've been to go a bonoom. You were going to go a couple years ago, right?

I was going to get a bus. Like, use our tour bus. And some of us we're going to go sleep in the bus and not have sleep in tents. You just changed your mind? Well, I think what happened was I smartened up. You realize you were older. Then I realized I didn't want to go set at a music festival

on a bus for two days when I can stay at home. I'm on the road so much anyway. Do you have any of your vaccine shots? I don't. And I don't know what I'm going to do because I've had really bad experiences with vaccines. Like I've gotten really sick from him. So my doctor's telling me to stay put for this moment. It doesn't mean I won't get him potentially in a little bit. But for this moment, he doesn't want me to get him.

Are you an anti-vaxxer? Is that what we're hearing? Hey, Ray, play breaking news. Play breaking news. Here we go. Morgan number two is an anti-Bexam. No, I'm not an anti-vaxxer. And I don't really, you know, if people want to get him, if they don't, I'm really, don't care. He just doesn't want me to do it yet because he's not sure what my specific reaction will be. And he's a little worried that it'll be worse than the COVID if I were to get it. So we're just stay in put for now. Yeah, I don't care if you get it either, not you, people in general. But when we all get it and we're all partying, don't come whining to us.

It's on you, buddy. Yeah, like, I don't care. Listen, don't get a vaccine. I don't even don't want to get a vaccine. but once it's available to everyone then we open the doors it's I want to run through the halls of the high school I want to scream at the top of my lungs like let's go

and it is I think in the next maybe week or so maybe two weeks it's open everywhere 16 and up a lot of states are already doing that now 16 and up you can go go have at it but it's almost time tomorrow Jason Aldine will be on has it, have they announced that thing yet

no okay but tomorrow Jason Aldina will be on That's all I can say as it right now? Okay, good. By the way, there is no Amy. We mentioned it in the show. Her dad passed away this weekend. He was sick.

He'd been battling for a long time. So at least for the next few days, there will be no Amy. You'll hear in the very first part of the show. I knew there may be some issues, so we had recorded a couple things in case. We did a mailbag with her. What else was she on early early? That was it. Maybe that was it.

But if you hear her on today's show, we would record it like a segment or two. We thought maybe she would come in later today, but that happened this weekend. It happened, yeah, all our family. It started to be a thing we knew it was real once everybody came in. She was supposed to come over for my birthday on Friday night and have dinner, and then she was like, oh, I can't, and it turns out her dad didn't pass it away. So obviously we're all thinking about her. I've been talking with her every day.

And I told her, hey, why don't you just take, listen, no, but. I'm not going to get into a lot of it here. I don't know anybody in my life that's gone through as much as Amy has in the past six months and still showed up to work, like just in general. And so I called her, I was like, why don't you just take some time off? Like, take a month, take two weeks, take something. Because personally, I don't know anyone who's ever gone through as much as she's gone through in the past months and still not gone absolutely crazy.

And she was like, I kind of need to come to work because I can laugh and hang out with you guys. So I think maybe into this week, maybe early next week, we'll see what happens. But I told her, stay away forever if you want. I didn't find.

I fired her. Yeah, I called her and I was like, hey, I really care about you. You're fired. You fired. So she should be back,

but that's what's happened with her. I know you guys are wondering where she's been, and that's the case. I think that that's it. For now, I want to go over and buy a Ray cameo. You already got one. No,

I want a good one, though. I want you. commentating a full basketball game tonight. I want to pay you a cameo and you have to commentate the entire game. I think there's a limit. There has to be. I'm going to go on there and do a 15 minute spiel and just doing play by play. Oh, they send them that long. I told you the one from Bosworth is almost 10 minutes long. If it's quality, then yeah, it's worth it. I kind of

feel guilty at times. I just don't think that what I'm doing is worth that amount of money. So honestly, I waver back and forth with the canio thing. Same thing with the radio show and me. It was like, no way they should be paying me this much to do this. I don't do And this morning, I've been, I slept so good last night that I woke up like this. I can't even connect to thought. So weird. That happens.

When I don't sleep well, I'm in here and I feel garbage, but I'm just like, there actually may be something in the air because, I mean, I got 10 hours of sleep last night and I feel like crap too. I thought you meant maybe allergies, but you mean. No, I really think like allergies or something's in the air because I'm groggy today too. I don't know why. All right. That's what's up. Thank you guys.

Enjoy today's show. Maybe you already listened to it either way. I see you guys tomorrow. The Bobby Bone Show. Do you guys remember Toy who used to work the front desk here? Yes. Of course.

She's on the phone right now. There we go. She used to work the front desk right here in this building for years and years and years. We loved her so much. She does not anymore, but she is on the phone. Good morning, Toy. Good morning.

I just called to say belated happy birthday. Thank you very much. How are you doing? I'm fine. I'm not there, so I can't put signs up on the doors anymore. I know, I know. Hey, Toy, from working with our show, show for a long time. What do you

remember from this group? You're all nuts. Nice. That's a good one. Okay. Now, you're all very lovable and very friendly, very courteous. But you all like

to have a good time. And you're always very kind to your listeners. Well, thank you, Toy, for your call. Thank you for the birthday wish. And I hope you're doing good, too. Oh, yes. I'm not Just wanted to say hello to the clan there. Well, we choose not to call him the clan, actually.

We go to be like, the crew, maybe. Yeah, yeah. And the crew. Yeah, the group. What about Amy, Eddie, lunchbox? Morgan. Raymond, Steve, Abby. Did I miss anybody?

Mike D. But he doesn't talk, so. Oh, Mike D. I know. I miss his pictures, though. I always had his pictures in the coffee machine. What did she mean your picture? He always drew me.

Oh, the doodles. Yeah, he always drew me little pictures in the morning. Classic, Mike D. Sweet. All right, Toy, we appreciate you. I hope you're doing good. Have a great day. Thank you for calling.

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