The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show (9-13-21)

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

Bobby starts talking about his “Vagina Bone” hurting after a weekend of mountain biking. He also saw Ben Rector out a dinner and said hello to him not knowing if he recognized him or not. Bobby also talks about something flagging him down to take a picture in the bathroom. Bobby on what today is the best day to book your flights for the holidays. Raymundo also wants to get on Celebrity Big Brother.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hope everybody had a good weekend. My, like, my vagina bone is sore. Excuse me? You know that bone in between? Your pelvis? Like you have it. No. But you don't have a vagina.

But I call my vagina bone. But that's not what it's called. But it's sore because I was riding a bike. We went mountain biking. And so it hurt. It's hurt for like three days. but that's the only way I can explain that bone, my vagina bone. That's the only way?

What do you call that spot? How about your? Pelvic region? What you have bone. That's not pelvic. No, no, what you have down there. It's in between. Well, then say that.

A region. It's in between. I think it's the whole region. Hey, isn't that a T? The pelvic isn't just the outside. I don't know what it's really called. But anyway, I'm sitting here, and I've been sitting here for a few hours now. My vagina bones are killing me.

Oh, my gosh. Pelvic. You've got to stop calling it. It's not pelvic. I'm, yes, pelvis. The pelvis area is this area too. But what's the underneath? In between the B.H.

It's the lower part of the trunk of the human body between the abdomen and the thighs. It's between the, the peas and carrots and the B.H. Somebody give me the official name of that. Okay, your pubic arch. Hold on, what's it called Mike? Okay, here we go. The perennium. Also, they called the Permanium.

Isn't that a flower? In human anatomy, the perennium. Also called the taint. That's it. No. That's it. The grundle or the gooch. Oh my.

It's generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic, symphous, and the coxics. The perennium corresponds to the outlet of the pelvis. God dang. We could never be doctors. My perennial men. If somebody came in and they were like. Hey, Doc, what's this? I'd be like, oh, the goot!

Isn't that Gwenith Paltrow's thing? That's goop. Okay. Close. Anyway, I'm a goot shirt. Oh, man, that's bad. It's hurt all weekend. Oh, I'm crying.

When Eddie said T, I knew what he meant. And then I read this actual article. The names for it. It's called the Pareni. Perineum. That's how you say that, right, Mike? It says the perineum also called the taint, the grindle, or the gooch.

Is that urban dictionary? What is that? No, it's Google. Huh. Yeah. Well, Mike did, I look at you what Mike's Google search is. He searched medical term for gooch. He knows it is.

He knows it as a googe. I can't believe you knew that term, Mike. Ray, what do you know it as? What Eddie said? Yeah, T. Paul I said was too. See. Dang.

Okay, well, anyway, my vagina bone hurts. Oh, that mountain biking is crazy, though, because the tires are bigger and thicker,

and we went up and down some mountains, and Caitlin's a great shape. I struggled a bit, just wending me. But you do Peloton, right? Yeah,

not the same thing. And if you wipe out, you're done. Oh, yeah. Did that? Went hiking. Not a big hiker. But we did like three or four miles, like up a mountain.

Like real hiking. Did you get to the very top? No, we didn't go to the tip top. We just kind of walk, you go up and you take some trails. It's not like a road or anything. But we had to take sticks with this because there were spider webs the whole way. Nice. Oh.

And so. Oh, like the first people going through? In a while. Oh. In a while. But did that. There are pictures up if you want to see them on my Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones. Okay, we did that.

That's Friday. So I've been a rector having dinner. I've been rector's been a guest on the show before here is the clip of his song brand new and I see him at dinner setting like two tables over and his wife the back of his wife's head is toward me

and I'm like I think that's been and Caitlin's like well let me see because she does she's not familiar with his music but she's like I've heard a lot about my friends that like him so she looks them up but she's like comparing the Instagram to him and so she's like yeah that's him

and that she finds his wife and she goes, yeah, looks like the back of her head. And so, but I didn't want to go up and bother them at dinner. And also, you know, I don't want to be a fan while the guy's eating and be like, oh, like Ben Rector, you've done my show. But he had to walk by us to go to the bathroom. And so as he was walking, I don't know if he saw me or not before he got to the table. And I was like, hey, Ben!

And he's kind of, because I didn't want him to walk by and not even see me. And then I was embarrassed. So I just kind of yelled, hey, Ben. And then I said, what up, dude? And I gave him daps. And I'm not sure if he even knew who I. I was then. I think he did. I think he did. But I had messaged him earlier immediately when I saw him on Instagram. I sent him a DM just DM. And I was like, hey, I think I'm sitting three tables over

from you. But then he went back and saw it and I think he put it all together that it was me. I think. Could have been very awkward. But it's kind of cool to see somebody famous at dinner. Yeah. Because then you just watch them eat. What do you do? I couldn't tell. His wife was there. Was he a neat eater, messy eater? Well, he was dressed up. I think they were. It was a pretty nice dinner. Pretty nice place. But saw Ben Rector. And, you know, if there's food on the table,

if they're with their kids or they're eating, never bother anyone. If they're walking around and you're a fan, tell them you're a fan. Ask for a picture. What about bathroom? Oh, no, I got hit with that at the Razorback game this weekend. I was at the urinal. I didn't even get to... Wow, European. I didn't even get to wash my hands.

I finish up, zip up, shaky shake, and my gooch was sore. So I was being quite careful. And so, but I, before I get to the sink, the guy's like, hey, man, can I get a picture? And I was like, hmm, my, my, the perfect world for me would have been for him to wait outside the bathroom after I wash my hands. Then I walk out and I'm happy to take a picture. It was, I was like, yeah, me, let me take a picture.

Let me wash my hands. So I'll wash my hands. But then we took it in the bathroom. Yeah, that's weird. Which felt weird. People peeing in the background? I did it. But I think perfect world for me would have been wash.

wait outside, happy to take a picture. One time I was peeing and a guy came over the top of, he was in a stall and he came over, he didn't take a picture, but he came over the top and looked down. What? As I'm peeing, he's like, are you my bones? And I'm like, oh my, how vulnerable. Yeah, it stunk.

Because I think I then, like, was embarrassed and kind of like put it in my pants too quick and peed a little bit at my pants. Oh, man. Because I was like, oh, oh, you know what I mean? Yes. So, but it was good. But did go to the razor bag again.

game Saturday night it was amazing it was really one of the greatest experiences that is the most fun thing I could possibly do is go to Fayetteville and go to a racerback football game that to me is a plus the most fun thing I can do period in my life and for us to go and win like that and the funny part is is that I don't do horns down just because I have too many friends at coach either at Texas or I don't like just rivalry standpoint I love beating Texas love it can't get enough of it but out of respect, I don't do Horns Down because for me, I got too many friends that have coached, our coaching, have gone to school there. And so I don't want to be in a picture doing Horns Down. However, Caitlin is OU. She doesn't care. She does not give a crap. And someone was like, people were like,

I can't believe you would root against the longhorns, you trade her, you lived in Austin for 12. I'm like, guys, you got to your mind right now. I'm as pure Arkansas as you can be. and I root against anybody who are playing, and I root especially hard against Texas. We're old school rivals from before I was born. So you did do horns down? No. Okay, but Kayland did.

But Kayland did. She did horns down. People were like, I can't believe, now she's doing it. And I'm like, guys, she's been doing this her whole life. Like, you think Arkansas has beat for Texas. Be from Oklahoma. Texas OU. Yeah, so.

But we went, and it was really great. We went on the field. I saw Jaylen, who I do the deal with. Yeah. Jalen Williams. I do an NIL deal with him where you can pay college players now to do stuff. He's your spokesperson.

Yeah. And so, how tall is he? 6'10. I mean, he's a giant. He's a... He looked very little. But I mean, you know that. Well, it's not on Bobby.

I know it's not on Bobby. He's freakyish tall. I know, but like if you don't know how tall he is, you just see that picture of Bobby in your life. If you go over to my Instagram, you'll see Jalen Williams and I standing beside each other. He may be one of the tallest people I've ever Crazy.

Yeah. I don't know anybody that tall. Have I, do I know, have ever met anyone seven foot, like met them and had a conversation with them? Have you guys? I don't think so. You're many basketball players? I've been.

But I'm talking about meeting, like standing next to them, shaking hands. Like, I haven't met Shaq. I've stood next to Shaq and Yao Ming. Where? When I worked for the Spurs. Well, those are giants. Yeah. So I would stay next to them.

Sheck 7-1. Well, yeah. Yeah, they're huge humans. Yeah, so that game was awesome. We got home and just kind of chilled yesterday. Yoming 7-6. Dang. Elegante was 7-7, the wrestler.

He just died? He died. I don't know about it just, but he died. Yeah, but next 10, I'd actually, Jaylon Williams was crazy. The whole basketball team was there, and it's like you can see them coming because it's just a whole lot of tall guys. Even the short guys. I remember once I was with Eli Manning. and his dad.

Archie. Yes. And just standing talking to Eli going, you're massive. But on TV he doesn't like massive because everybody's massive. And Eli's 6'5.

Oh, really? See, I thought he was smaller. Mm-mm. But when he's always around giants, he looks normal. And I remember just talking to Eli going, I cannot believe how big you are. Because you could like, kind of like,

dopey on TV. You told him that? Nope. Okay. Sure didn't. And his brother Cooper was there. It was kind of those three guys we were all sitting around.

It was like a pre-super Bowl thing one time. And Cooper's like six-four. I think Cooper's son is the one who's the number one rated quarterback. Oh, yeah. And... I miss... Was it all...

No, what's in? No, he's in high school. Oh, he's in high school, yeah, yeah, but... I'm trying to figure out where he's going to go. I would assume... I don't know. You think Peyton Manning, Tennessee, but his dad, at Ole Miss,

I think it's eight miles an hour after Archie Manning. Because that was his number. I think it's eight miles an hour. Oh, really? Yeah. They thought Peyton Manning was going to go to Ole Miss. We could go to Alabama.

Who knows? I did tell a, I don't know. There were recruits on the sideline. And I don't know what I can say to them. I'm just hanging out. There's a kid that Arkansas is trying to recruit to come play football. I was like, hey, man. You're trying to get some NIL deals?

Like we're in high school, sir. Well, no, but that's how, listen, that's how they're getting. One kid left his senior year down in Texas to go to Ohio State and Earl Early. I know. What? Yeah, got like, a little. You can leave high school early. If you graduate, yes.

So he gave up his senior years because he could get an NIL and get paid. So he got like a million dollars. And this is all brand new. This year. And so I was like, hey, let's just say I'm doing NIL deals. Did they take you seriously? Yeah. And he was like, you do them yourself?

I said, yeah, I'm the only person I've ever heard of doing it like this. I said, but right now it's legal. I just signed J.L. Williams to one. But you told them, but you have to be a razor back. Oh, yeah, yeah. I said, this is what happens. When you commit, you hit me up on Instagram. Otherwise, you know, good luck in your journey.

Did you check out his stats first? Yeah, he's a higher. He's a higher record. I knew who he was. I follow all the recruiting boards, too. But that was the weekend. The best date of booked flights for the holidays is today, by the way. Why?

Maybe it's 18 miles an hour. It'll miss, not eight. I'm seeing Archie's number here. But Ole Miss, when we would go to games, you'd always see 18 miles an hour. I was like, that's a weird, you know, a phrase or whatever. Yeah, like, like 2015, but I think it's because of Archie Manning. A new report found that today is the best date of book holiday flights

if you want to get the best deal. And this week in general is a good time to buy tickets. So if you are planning to travel for the holidays, this is the week. They will not skyrocket until late October, but late October, it's kind of over. Okay. As far as if you want to save some money and travel. there's a new Bobby cast up with Luke Dick

who is hilarious he's written a ton of massive songs he wrote Kill a Word for Eric Church with Eric Church this is his demo version but he was writing songs and then he was like eh I'm done and he moved and became a philosophy professor

in New York and then kind of got back into it again and now he's written you know Bluebird with Miranda Lambert what else he wrote wrote a Velvet Elvis with Casey just one after the other but check out the Bobbycast with Luke

Dick. It was a really good one. And we have a, in case you missed it, Russell Dickerson and his wife Kaylee together. That's up there as well. A judge rejected a couple's divorce filing where they'd agreed on everything. They'd agreed on we're getting divorced. Here's how we're splitting it up.

Here's the kids, the custody arrangement. Everything was agreed upon. And the judge said, no, you guys need to work it out. Whoa! What? Which I've never heard of this before. Did he see hope or what? That's what he said. A judge in Kentucky denied a couple's request

for divorce even though both sides agreed that it was over. The judge what would you say? That's a female judge. The judge ordered them to counseling and said, I get the vibe that you may be able to work this out. That's pretty funny. I get a vibe. No, that's annoying. Yeah, this

never says guy or girl. I guess I just shouldn't assume that the judge was a dude. A couple in Kentucky separated last November after 12 years of marriage. Here is clip. I get the vibe that you all might be able to work this out, and I could be wrong, but I've said there are a lot of these things. Would it be beneficial to either of you all if I order you to go to reconciliation, counseling, or are you past that? I mean, I would say we're past that. This is something really no one would have seen coming. Being told to stay with your ex when you both agree that it's over

is pretty stunning. Usually people are only ordered to go to some form of counseling when they demonstrate that they can't get along and that they need extra help and co-parenting. But here, where everyone's on the same page about most of the issues in the case, I mean, that's the ideal. That's what you would want out of people. I don't know that she had all of the information. And so once she has all the information, I think that she will have no issue granting the divorce. That's weird.

The judge would be like, that's wild. So weird. Could you just go to another judge? Yeah. Walk next door? We're going to try someone else. We're going to go somewhere else. I mean, yeah, that's weird.

Ramundo has another Big Brother update about the show Big Brother which he's been trying to get on forever. Okay, I hear you playing your music. Yes, so they just announced they're doing a celebrity Big Brother next year. So now it all makes sense. Now I know why they didn't put me on this season.

They're saving you? I'm thinking because it's a national radio show that we're on, I could fall under the celebrity category loosely. Some of the people they put on in the past, Armorose, I mean, you really aren't people you've really heard. heard of political people that aren't very famous. Ryan Lockty. Amorosa famous from many things.

A celebrity apprentice. Ryan Lockty medal winner. Tom Green. Yeah. Has no show any. All three of those people are more well known than you. I'm sorry. No, no, they definitely are.

But I think that I could maybe, you know, slide under that category. So that gives me hope and that that's probably the reason that the casting directors didn't put me on this year. So it's 2022, y'all. Your thoughts, Bobby? I just, I think people have a weird. perception that they're famous on this show

It's not a weird perception You mean lunchbox and now Ray? Now it's people, yes. Okay, yeah, no. But not, it's a very small group of people. Lunchbox thinks he's one of the most famous people in town. Ray Mundo now thinks he's famous enough to be on celebrity Big Brother. I just

think because it's a national radio show. Hey, it's all going to you guys's head. I knew I I'd lose you guys. It was bound to happen, dude. Do you do Big Brother on the way up or the way down? You do normal Big Brother on the way up? You do celebrity big brother on the way down. Okay.

But both. And Ray is neither of those, so... Probably not going to happen. But that's a good point because Dancing with the Stars, you rather do it on the way up or the way down. Nobody does Dancing with the Stars killing it in life. Nobody's like, I got a great career right now. Let's go do Dancing with the Stars.

It's like, hey, I got a good career going. I'm going to use this as a step to build some social media. Like Jimmy. Jimmy's killing. It just got nominated for a new artist, although he's been in town for like five years. Jimmy Allen. Yeah. What I say?

Just Jimmy. Yeah. Sorry. Could have been Buffett. No. No. Rogers. No, what?

Who? I don't know who Jimmy Rogers is. Jimmy Rogers. Jimmy John. Jimmy Dean. Jimmy John. Jimmy Rogers is. Why did that come to my head?

He's in like a classic rock band. Oh. Got it. Okay. Let's see here. Travis Barker's been on five flights in the last month. Wow. After not flying. He's over it now.

I don't know that you get over it. Yeah, but I mean, five flights. It was big news when he was like, oh, he's flying again for the first time. Now he's like, let it rip. Let's go. It's amazing what a hottie will do for you. What? No, I mean, seriously, that's the only reason he flying is because of Courtney Kardashian.

What if he went to a lot of therapy and now he's good? I'm sure he did both. I'm sure he did both. What's both? Hottie and therapy? Bones? Yes. Having a support,

I don't care if she's hot or not. Well, that's what he's saying. But having a support system that you trust enough to challenge. Great. That's very different

from what this guy just said. And she flies private a lot. But his plane crash was private too. I know. But I'm just saying like, that's how she rolls. And so he's probably like, okay, I guess if you want me to.

2008, he was in a deadly plane crash that killed four people. I mean, imagine that. So hard. The PTSD that you're saying, the whole time. Like I said, I hit a bump

I look at him when we eat and this guy's got to what? Who you're gonna eat? Yeah. I'm like, well,

we're going down. But like, no, no, we're just, we're literally over Tulsa right now. No, we're going down.

I'm going to have to eat somebody. I can already tell. I don't like watch those plane crash shows either where they're like, okay, the plane crashed

and we knew what to do and some people, you ever watch those? Yeah. How I survived. Yeah. I don't like, I hate to fly.

It's not that I don't like to fly. I hate to fly. and I fly all the time and every time I get scared when we hit turbulence and then I hear people go it's just like a pothole in the air if I had a pothole on the ground

I don't go plummeting to my death if I had a pothole in the air I don't know what's going to happen Amy Towsman once was explaining it to me he's like listen it's the heat rising from the ground it's creating okay I said but can turbulence be so bad it could crash a plane

it could be yeah I mean it could be it could be so bad I'm like wait that's all I need to hear I'm about to die then But good for Travis Barker That's pretty cool That he's able to confront It's great Oof, I don't know if I could

Barrett Baber Who's been on our show Back in the day I knew him from Arkansas He opened Played with Eddie and I But he's already a songwriter in town He was in a plane crash

That Kill People in Arkansas Yeah I don't know A big passenger plane right Yeah Oh yeah Yeah yeah trying to land At Little Rock Airport

Kill people I think he came on the show and talked about it. Maybe. I just remember he was, because he was going to OBEU, which is right across the street from where I went to school, he had to college right across the street. And he was in the choir. Crazy story.

And I don't know that I would ever have it in me to be able to get back on a plane after that. Raymondo has a really important shoe question for Bobby. What is your shoe question, Raymondo? Yeah, so I heard that when you buy these shoes nowadays, because some of them, there's sneaker stock markets. So there's a thing that's called get one to rock it and get one to stock it. And so I'm like, is this, you're a shoe guy.

Do you buy two of the exact same shoe and you wear one and save the other? I do not. I do not. I don't even buy that many shoes. Once pandemic hit, I couldn't wear them out. So I kind of lost interest a little bit. I did get a new pair. You can see on my Instagram now I got a new pair of red boots.

Both those like real boots? No, I mean, they're very red. Very red. Like a clown? Like Ronald McDonald's red? Not that shape, but yes. Interesting. Are they like patent?

I don't know. General Patton? No, patent leather. Oh, I think they meant like patent office. They're on my Instagram story. I don't know what that means. I don't know what the difference of patent leather and non-patent leather. Is there such a thing?

I don't know. Yeah, it's really, really shiny. I don't know. I couldn't tell from the video, but it looks very shiny. A 21-year-old woman drew up a 17-page relationship contract for her boyfriend, just two weeks after they met on Tinder. That's a flag. She's unbatable.

It puts stuff in writing like a romantic gesture once every two weeks, no silent treatment, and him paying for date nights. And he agreed to it. Well, they belong together then. Good times. Boy, that would be tough, huh? Yeah, two weeks in? Like, that would be if...

I mean, any weeks in, a big contract like that sounds pretty... But the fact that he agreed to it means that they're one and the same. So let them have a good life together. Or he's just like... She's hot. No way. So this is that. What y'all do, the hot and crazy scale?

Well, that's everybody. That's both. It's both sides are doing that. But it doesn't have to be hot for girls. And again, this is just a generalization. Yes, absolutely generalization. Not everybody's the same. But for a guy in the early stages, the hotter she is, the crazier she can be.

Now, eventually it all goes away. We're just talking about early stage stuff. What do you mean it all goes away? Crazy goes away? No. The lust, the hot over, the luster. Just over hotness. Yeah, the crazy will start to overtake it and you'll break up.

But the harder they are, the longer you stay, the crazier they can be. I didn't make this up. I know you didn't. And what do you think the girl version is? I mean, since we're giving a generalization, I would assume you mean that a guy can be a little crazy or have certain things that are wrong with him. But if he's successful and funny. What does that mean? successful. Money.

If he's if he's funny and has some money, then he can, then he gets away with more. Like being really old. If he's lacking. Stuff. There you go.

I don't know that it's exact same as the crazy hot thing. It is basically the same. No, because there's so many other different things that we look for that allow you to get away with other things. Tell me more. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm thinking like, I guess. Okay, so yeah, like to Eddie's point, a guy can be really old and like not. You wouldn't date that really old dude unless he was providing something. Correct. It didn't have to be money. Well, I'm saying, but mostly money. What's he providing? Yeah, money.

What do you provide? Could be famous without money. Eish. That happens a lot. That doesn't last, though. That doesn't last. You're famous and don't make money. It doesn't last.

That doesn't really work out. One word. Cameo. We think you make money then. So we'll say it then. What? Guys will take crazier, the hotter. Yeah.

Girls will take douchey, the richer. Yep. Or old and wet. We're old and, I believe. Yeah. Just broad generalization there. Very broad. Couldn't be broader.

So broad. A mile wide. I've never seen. See anything more broad. The reason we play music and TV louder when we're alone is... I love doing that. I don't know. You do like turning it up.

Oh my gosh. If I have the house to myself, the music is up loud. Why? Just because I can. Because when people are... My family's at home, I can't listen to that. Like, it's chaos. If you're home alone, you're more prone to play music or the TV louder is because it reduces

loneliness. Oh. Do you ever get time at home with nobody there? I mean, rarely. My wife usually goes and picks up the kids at like 3 o'clock, so I do have about 45 minutes to myself. And what do you do? Play video games.

You do it for 45 minutes? Yeah, I have one basketball game in 45 minutes. You're still playing basketball? Yeah. You're not moving over to Madden. No, no, no. Still doing basketball. Is 2022 out yet?

Yes, but I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it because, I mean, I just feel like, I feel like they do that to us every year, you know? like, oh, the new one's out. Get the new one. Yeah, that's what they do every year. That's all the whole point. I understand.

But people are still playing the old one, so as long as they're still there, I'm going to play with them. A pet sitter is shocked by the crazy demands from the owner, such as be there 90% of the time, and then pay for any emergencies out of our own pocket. No. That would not pet sit for them.

No. We have someone that watches our dog if we're gone. Like, we've always got somebody at the house. If we're not there, somebody's always there because we have two dogs now, and Eller does not do well. She's not going to be able to go to a doggy digger. Doggy, you know, deluxe overnight. stay because she doesn't she guards her toys and will attack um she's getting better but we're trying

to break her out of that so we have someone stay there and but we don't even tell them to say they stay they stay overnight but they don't stay there all day in the daytime because stanley can roam the house they have dog doors and go outside and if your dog has an emergency they don't have to pay for whatever it is the dog has an emergency that's on us yeah and i feel bad it's sorry about that your dog i still haven't seen that ghost dog though the white one i was selling one of our friends about it this weekend and they looked at me and thought I was the dumbest person in the life.

Yeah, it does sound like you're crazy a little bit. I'm telling you that dog was as white as a ghost and its eyes were red. Was it floating? No. It was not. But there's no way it got in my yard and then got out. Five seconds later, I was on the yard looking for it. We have cameras. And not one camera.

Not one camera. Caught it. On camera. Went back over it. There was no dog on camera. Right. So it could be in your head. No, because the dogs were going berserk when they saw, whoa, woo, woo,

because it was right outside the window. Oh, yeah. I looked at my security cameras. There's no dog on the security cameras. You tell me I'm crazy. Could it have been a reflection on the window? And it was behind me? Yeah, yeah, maybe.

Or just like a stuffed animal somewhere in your house? I don't think so. Okay. I was tripping, which by the way, I was tripping on a lot. On something, I don't know. Hey, Jimmy Hendrix? I was watching Nine Perfect Strangers last night.

We watched the new episode. Have you seen this week's? No. Mike of you? I'm not caught up. It's good, huh? Only two more, though, after this week. Oh, really?

We won't spoil it. It's getting good? But I say tripping, that's what they do. They trip? There's a whole situation there. But... I mean, I want to go there. What?

Yep. I don't know. It gets pretty dark now. Well, not that part. No, if you're going to go, you're going to go. I haven't seen the dark part. No, okay, no. I'm like, do places like this exist?

If so, I would like to go. Anybody else watching Nine Perfect Strangers? Yeah, I am. Episode 4? I'm on episode 4. I don't know. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

I'm waiting for the craziness to happen. It's about to happen. I can tell it is, but I don't know what it is. I got to order some lunch. Do you guys want to be part of my Uber E's order? A special smoothie? No. I don't think so.

Pizza? No. I have to order to the house to meet me home whenever I get there. Let me see. I'm going to order. Perfect strangers only 65%. That's what I'm saying. That's where I'm at.

Turkey burger No mayo I hate mayonnaise man Oh it's so good I love mayonnaise manh I hate man cheese You're getting on that I don't like cheese

I get a turkey burger No mayo And I don't have any lettuce Or tomato put on there either And then I get the edamame Guacamole Which is really good Interesting

Mmhmm That's what I'm gonna get All right Reorder Wakamola is guacamole Why are you putting Edomomi in that No it's a full etamami

It's like a mock Guac Don't call it that call it. It's called etymone. It's called etamome guacamole. And it is good. Hold on.

I hate it when they do that. All right. Priority delivery, which costs one dollar more, but you know what? Sometimes it gets like 15 minutes earlier. Really? And warmer.

Huh. Interesting. How do they do that? I always thought it was more than a dollar. They, no, $1.49. And they do it because they have different orders drop off at different houses. Boom. Let's do 30% tip, not to brag.

But you just. did. Mostly, I just hope they can see that and they're nicer with my food. It's just tough to order food and not know who's getting their hands on it, you know? Yeah. That to me is a weird I don't like that, but you gotta do

what you gotta do. All right, let me see. Loading up. A drunk driver ended up in a ditch in Virginia on Friday and was rescued by another drunk driver. They were both caught and charged. Every single person on their phone now. I set that precedent. That's my I know. You were ordering food.

No, no, no, no. That's my fault. No, no, no, no, no, that's my fault. Okay, well, to be fair. I get back on, and that's on me. I had to write a note down. No, no, no, no, I'm taking the blame here. As a lead, I was not a good leader of me.

If I don't order it now, I'll never eat. And so, as a leader. And you were like, and then I got back on the show, I look up, and every single person's on their phone. I literally had an idea that I needed to write down. That's all I did. Oh, sure of it. Oh, I like that.

Yes. Caitlin sent me a picture of a dress. That's a naked body. That is a naked girl. Oh, show me out. A naked body. It's Megan Fox. Oh, I saw that.

You can see like her underwear. Send that to me. You can choose a machine gun Kelly. You can Google it. That's them this weekend at the VMAs. Yeah, go to Instagram. It's everywhere. Which Machine Gunn Kelly and Connor McGregor

almost got into a fight. Are they going to fight fight? Oh, Connor would kill him. Yeah, murder. Why did they almost get in a fight? I think Connor wanted a picture with Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and then they said no and he was offended.

That's the version of it that I have so far. He got offended. I love him. I love Connor McGregor. I'm entertained by him. Me too. That's what I'm saying. But I don't think he's a good person.

Well, no, I don't care. I don't know him. I don't spend any time with him. But I love seeing him just get into the mess he gets into all the time. Maybe I feel the same way. I love Kanye. Same thing. Probably not a fun dude to hang out with.

Probably not. Probably not somebody I want to be friends with. But I love Kanye. Like, I've listened. I still haven't listened. Don does like 27 songs. It's a lot of songs. Something like that.

I still haven't listened to all of it. I've tried. And I like Kanye better than Drake, but the new drag record is really good. I haven't listened to that too. Really good. I like no friends in the industry. Reminds me of myself. I'll end with this.

There's a PSA for parents out there. There's a video on YouTube kids that shows a little girl driving a car. Yes. Oh my gosh, that happened to me. It was terrible, guys. So YouTube kids, it's like a, it's so safe that we thought that you can just give it to our two-year-old and be like, hey, let it rip. You can watch whatever.

Well, he starts watching this video. where this is a girl's like learning how to drive a car like ooh key in car vhm gas pedal brake pedal and then smash cut two days later i see my two year old in our car it's off obviously no key in there but he's like oh key key putting the key in there and then and then trying to like hit the gas pedal i'm like this is crazy like if we weren't there and gave him five more minutes he'd be off on the road because of a youtube kids video because of a YouTube kid's video. Wow.

They make these videos without even thinking like, oh, no one's going to try this, you know. But our kid learned so much from YouTube kids. Words. Well, words are good. I mean, numbers, everything that he knows. I get it. Eddie's like manners. That's what I'm saying.

But doesn't your kids see you get in your car every day and go, ooh, key? I don't do that. And your two-year-old can reach the gas pedal. Yeah, he gets down on the bottom. Eddie's two-year-old is an athlete. It's unbelievable. Well, we know that because Lund Fox is jealous. I saw Eddie's foster son was at my house and we have like this rock thing that it's too high for me to jump off of.

I'm like, and he's just, ra, reckless jumping off. Boom. Crazy. Yeah. He has no boundaries. And he's starting to go to school now, like a little pre-pre-pre-K or whatever. And they're like, oh my gosh, we worry about him because he jumps on things in the playground or whatever. I'm like, don't worry about him.

He doesn't hurt himself. I don't know how or what, but he knows exactly what he's capable of doing. So he gets it to a level. He looks down. He's like, I can handle this. Jumps off, but he knows he can handle it. He squat 225. He went out to the gym.

He could handle it. He was fine. All the way to end his form was good too. Crazy. It was wild. All right, that's it. We're done. Thank you guys.

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