The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Post Show – Caitlin stops by… (08-23-21)

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

Caitlin stops by the post show and sits in. Bobby talks to Raymundo about how he promised a guy he would play a song that a songwriter wrote he met while golfing. Caitlin talks about her favorite Tim McGraw song. We also dive into Bobby’s eye health and how he got an exam from his father-in-law. Amy saw a girl on her flight trashing her because she could read her texts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, I'm near the radio station. Would you like a smoothie? And I said, yes, I would like a smoothie. So she brought it by. Then I was like, hey, sit in the chair. And she was like, this is a trick. And then I was like, well, just to the post show. She was like, but anyway, thank you for hanging out.

You don't have to say anything. Just hang out. Oh, okay. This is like, watch your husband at work day. I love it. Go ahead. Last night I was going over some notes and I had my laptop open and we've been watching TV or something in. Caitlin was looking at some of the stuff Ray had sent.

And Ray sent a note going, I promised somebody I'd play a song on the air. And Caitlin and I were like, Oh, Lord. Who did you meet? Rob Crosby. Okay. He's an older feller. I believe in his 60s or 70s. He's a feller. And shockingly enough, he was one of the writers on Concrete Angel, a huge song, Martina McBride. Okay, but keep going.

And he's also now does new rights with Eric Pazley. He did Friday night, which was number one. Okay. And so I told him, I said, I'm with the Bobby Bone Show, man. I can for sure get one of those spun for you. I got pole. And he's like, oh, okay, dude, I listen that show. But how do you guys meet, by the way? Golfing. You went golfing? With him? Or just you bumped into him?

I was about to golf solo and then this older feller, 70 years old, comes up and says, would you like to play with us? He's 70? He's 67. I just, like, if you were golfing by yourself? I always do. It's my favorite thing to do.

Alone? Weird. Wait, hold on. You golf now? I know. What? We're all getting taken away from the story by different parts of it. Okay, so you meet him golfing.

Yeah, and then we just got to, you know, how the guys are and I just told him I can can get your song played Bones will play it dude that's not radio isn't what it used to be 30 years ago now we can play whatever we want even if something's programmed we can do it dude Wow

I don't know that that No you know you know You brought his songs in or what I don't think you get to be promising people will play their songs because you have clout Well I mean he does sit in If I do want to play something I can put it in

I don't program the log every day because I don't really want to. Although I think I'm going to ask to. You are a VP. Why not me just pick the songs we play? Because I don't now. That's a lot of work, though, every day. Oh, that'd be tough, man.

Yeah, but I'm not picking any of the crap that gets played now. I'm picking, like, awesome old school stuff. You know? That'd be fun. Like, Tim McGraw, she's like the rain. Love that song. See? No one's ever heard that way.

That was absolutely not true. We were talking about Tim McGraw last week in his top five songs. Yeah. And I'd mention all mine. We'd mentioned ours. And nobody picks, She's Like the Rain. That's wild.

Is that she's like the rain? No, he's not even saying it right. What is it? No, just now you like the rain. That's Clint Black. That's a, yeah, I was going to say it's a cover. No, it's, she's my kind of rain. Radiaf, she's my kind of rain.

They just must have been the time when you were listening. More than anything else. Maybe so. It's a great song, though. I don't. I think the song's actually good. Good, but to put it in his top 10, I couldn't even do that. Well, that's fine.

But, I mean, there's a slight age gap between us, so songs that you liked are going to be different than songs I like. Anytime that I have any sort of bother something on my body, I'm like, oh, this hurt. She goes, you're 41. The age gap. That is not what I say. No, that's not true. The most recent reason that I said that was because he was frustrated with his vision. And my dad is an optometrist, and so I've grown up my whole life hearing my dad.

talk about when people turn 40, they start thinking that something's gone terribly wrong with their eyes and they need to get in immediately for an eye check and they're going blind and whatever. And my dad has often said to them, around 40 is just when your eyes start to change. So I said to him, you don't have great vision already and that's sad and that's something that you've had to deal with. But right now, I think that maybe it's just you don't have great vision on top of your eyes starting to change at a certain age. I'm going to lose them both? I mean, maybe. You might. That's not a bad thing.

No, it is about the A&AAA. No, because you can go to a doctor and you can seek help and you can change your prescription. I also think you've been operating on the same prescription for a while. And so you could go and my dad can check you out and you can get a new prescription and you could see better. One of our finest moments as a couple. Oh, gosh. We were in Oklahoma. And I feel like Caitlin thinks I dramatized.

stuff sometimes, just in general, which I really don't. Everyone makes it. And my right eye has like 8% vision. Always has my whole life. It's never, it's never worked. There's no crispiness. It's always, it's just blurs and light. Just nothing to it.

And so I went and we were seeing her dad and I was like, would you mind give me an eye exam? Like at the dinner table? In front of her. I know at his office. We went to the office. Oh my. Okay.

And so he does an eye. You made him take you to the office. He made him open the office after hours. My poor dad, working all day. He gave me an eye exam. No, it was for free. And then he said, you know what? You have no vision in that eye in front of her.

Okay, but the thing is, I never said he did. So it was so bizarre that he's like, see? It felt so good. It was like a badge of honor. You think she was doubting you. But he did confirm it? Yeah, he confirmed it. Okay, because I've doubted you.

He confirmed. I definitely betted you. But he's not, but. To be very, he's not color blind. He's color impaired. Color blind would mean he couldn't see any color at all, and he can see shades of colors. But people call that color blind. But people call it incorrectly.

Okay. Yeah, but no one, I don't call it. What did she call it? Color impaired. Don't ever call it that. Why? Well, because I don't know anyone that's like black and white human colorblind. There are people in justice for them.

Are you taking their label? But what I'm saying, people that are colorblind, like all the dark colors, not all, most dark colors looked exactly the same to me. Yeah. So I've always just been told, I've been told, you're colorblind. And you saw it from a professional, and he told you that's called color impaired, and I would like us to stick to that. Okay.

Caitlin, I've heard from optometrists that, like, at 40, yes, your eyes start getting tired, so the muscles just start slowly getting tired and don't focus. It's just like your body. That's what I heard. Is that what body does? Like you're getting tired. Yeah. So I've been doing bones.

that diamond painting and trying to focus real hard on those numbers so I can get that strength back. It's not working yet, but I will tell you if it does. That's a good thing. My dad actually told me about something. You should just get him on the phone sometime. He could give you some help. It's about like staring. You're supposed to stare at something for X amount of seconds and then stare off in the distance

for X amount of seconds and then come back to it. Love it. I exercise. Yes. Right. And then dream about her and then go back to her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I can't see anything Meaning if Caitlin has her phone up But she's watching funny TikToks I can't if I'm next to her I can't see what she's got going on Or if a friend texts her I can't see where she has laser vision And it can see any TikTok

Any little thing on it So I can see nothing even with phone But when I get to be 41 I probably won't be able to That's my point with you I'm not far from it But I'll be 80 Katelyn back to your dad's test

Is there any way bones could have messed that up on purpose? 100% No, no, no, I didn't take it. No, no. Wait, what? That was eyeball examination. No, it wasn't.

It was a book you were looking at. No, no, colorblindness. He's talking about the eye eye eye. Oh, no, I'm talking about the blind blind. Oh, no, he was looking straight in the cornea. Oh, okay. Yeah, suck it. Because I can totally see you being like, I can't see anything.

That was no questions. That was like going into the eyeball. But what I, this is what confuses me about it is why do you take pride in that? Like, that's bizarre to me that you're like getting all. fired up that you're colorblind and stuff like that. I don't understand that. Right. Justice. No, but I'm talking about from his mouth. He's like, I'm colorblind,

I can't see, and like getting really excited about it. I don't talk like that. Okay. You know what's funny? We watched the Bear Girls episode we did together and she just does not think she has an accent. And she's watching herself, which is like, well, I just went up that mountain. She's like, did I say, I have an accent? And I'm like,

yes, you're from Oklahoma. And I have one up from Arkansas. I don't think I've heard that. I know. That's what I said. I think it's some kind of like filter they put on the audio, you know? Let's country her up a bit. I think that's what they did. Well, Barry Grills, I don't know if that rope a home me. You're one to talk. Let's compare. I know, but I know I'm a hillbilly. I know I grew up at Hillbilly. I know I grew up at Hillbilly too. But I have no, but you're like, I don't have, she's watching it all of a sudden is British. I don't have an accent.

I'm like, yes you do. It's right there on TV. What did you think of Stillwater? Because I mentioned it on the show this morning. Um, I mean... It's a movie with Matt Damon. It was interesting to me. What would you grade it as a teacher? Oh, gosh. Probably a B. Okay.

I give it a C plus and said you'd probably give it a slightly higher grade. Okay. Yeah. But it's pretty good. Yeah, it was interesting. I mean, it's not at all about Oklahoma. Yeah, not about Oklahoma at all. But it's an interesting, it's an interesting mix of cultures because it's like everyone I grew up with all of a sudden in France.

and it's just a weird Yeah Just a weird combination of lifestyles Um Just be good Go ahead no no No I was gonna say Would you like Bobby with a go tea

Because he mentioned Oh yeah talking about Matt Damon No one time he did shave a go tea Remember that as a joke Yeah You did? That's awesome You gotta take a picture of that

It was not cute I think he I think you kept it for 24 hours And I think she kept yelling Tragic And I probably had to like Do a TikTok to get him to agree to take it off

That's usually how our bargaining works. Speaking of seeing texts, Amy, you were flying yesterday and you saw a girl talking trash about you on her text message? Yeah. So, yeah. It was actually my flight down or up to New York. I had a really bad allergy situation. And I was coughing and sneezing so much so that I didn't know what was going on with me that right before I left, I had a COVID test just to make sure. So I didn't like travel to a friend's birthday and infect everybody.

Yeah. So I'm a little obnoxious on the plane. I get it. I'm embarrassed for myself, but there's nothing I can do, and I'm coughing and sneezing into my mask. And some millennial next to me, or what's the one below us, called Caitlin's age? No, Gen X is above.

Gen Z. Okay, some Gen Z are next to me that is text. She texts so fast. I couldn't even keep up, but I have 2020 vision at 40, and I could see that she straight up sent to her friend. the girl next to me has COVID. I roll emoji. I'm sure she's being sarcastic, but she's like irritated that she's sitting next to COVID girl, which was me.

I would have texted that. I would have done the same thing. Yeah, you would have too. Anybody on the plane hears that automatically you think up. I'd have been like seat. 7B has COVID. Guess what? I'm in 7C.

So I, but I don't know if she knew that I could see that. So then I didn't call her out on it, but I kindly, I was in the middle seat. I let the people in my row, the two girls, know that I was negative. I'm just letting y'all know, I'm sorry about my cough, got tested, totally negative. Do you think she knew you saw her text? I mean, I don't know what I've got. Such a rookie move to not lower the brightness on your screen. Or angle at a different way.

Oh, I go all the way brightness low and then text, you know? And then turn. I wouldn't even think that. It's Amy, I mean, you coughed earlier. I texted Ray immediately. I was like, great. Amy has COVID. I'm kidding.

I said we're all going to die. I know. I did look at her and go. COVID? I know. I know. So I can't blame the girl in the airplane because I texted that you had COVID earlier. Yeah.

I mean, it happens, but I just thought, dang. That's rude. People talking trash right in front of me. Well, you're coughing right in front of them. What's I supposed to do? What was I supposed to do? I had a cough. I would have put a, like a blanket or something over my head.

Yeah. Just to not freak everybody out. I know. I hated it for myself. They should have duct taped you. Yeah. Oh, that had been awesome. Anything on your mind?

Yeah, no. What was that? Where do I start? Nothing terrible. Okay, I think that's it. Thanks for stopping by. You're welcome. I know you had no intention to be on the post show here.

But you know what? Thank you for sitting down and talking with us. You're welcome. Ray, we never played your song, but I guess this doesn't count as on air, does it? It's whatever. Concrete Angel is real. But what's the song he once spun?

You know Caitlin knows every lyric to every song? Ever? No, but Concrete Angel's just such, I mean, it's just a, it's a, you can't even really call it beautiful because it's such a sad story. It is a beautiful song, but my specific memory to that is in the fifth grade, we had a talent show and my friend sang Concrete Angel. And it was just like. And it's about her being abused, right? Yeah, my fifth grade friend was up there just belting it on the Tiger Theater stage. And we were all just like, oh, God.

Gosh. Does she know what it meant? I don't know. Surely I knew what it meant. I did the same thing in seventh grade. I sang Garthbrook somewhere other than the night. And it's like all romantic. Like somewhere other than the night, you should tell her that you love her.

And I'm like, belting it in front of the gym. And the coaches afterwards were like, wow, interesting song choice. Right. Had no idea. I mean, it probably showed off your vocal ability. But the lyrics were, yeah. I saw a TikTok yesterday where the girl was like, when you listen back to songs you sang as a kid and it was right around by flow writer. Oh, my.

Until I saw the TikTok, I never knew what it meant. Right round. Let me sing it to you. Okay. You spin my head right round, right round when you go down, when you go down. Dang, dang, dang, dang. I did a dance to Jeannie in a bottle, like a competitive dance competition. I did a dance set and my whole midrift was showing.

I was probably seven. But you probably thought it was about a real genie. I did think that at the time. Yeah, but it's not. I know. Like you think differently once you're an adult and you see like,

but I mean, you had adults around you that was that? I mean, yeah, I guess my parents were just like, it's dance. They can't pull me out.

Right. Obviously, my whole team was depending on me. Did you know she was a competitive clogger? Obviously. Clogger?

Yeah. Oh, boy. I mean, yeah, is that like tap dance? Like what is that? No. Do you want to take your headphones off

and jump. It's a brand. Yes. No. Oh, do this. Hold. Stand up and hold the headphones because you can get up with that. And you can hear music.

Come on, Caitlin. A ricochet Daddy's Money. Her mama's good looks. You don't want to do it? Is it camera on? Yeah. It can be. I don't want the camera on.

It can be. That's, no. Hey, Ray, will you play Rickashay Daddy's Money? I don't remember the routine. But just show them how good you are. I pop up and do every bit. I think I was going to say, right when you hear the music, is going to all come back to you. She's really good.

Yesterday, she did a flip in the house. What? She does this thing. She got on her hands, flipped up. against a wall with her feet up high, right? It started doing push-ups. Oh, wow. With her, it was wild.

Well, I'm trying to do, like, Amy, where my therapist says I need something to do to, like, get aggression out when I'm really mad. Oh, break something. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't want to break anything necessarily, so I just, like, have been just kind of experimenting with some different things. Upside down push-ups. You need a broomstick.

Four? To break it. I've done that. I've done that. That's too hard. No. No. Or go to a rage.

room where they have a bunch of like TVs and stuff set up. I want to go there. I want to. Is there one here? I don't know. Is there? Then we can open one. Sounds like a venture.

You can throw ice cubes outside. What? Ice cubes. You can jump in the pool fully clothed like Amy does. I know. Honestly, I think that's beautiful. Oh, my therapist told me that was brilliant, by the way.

I think anything that gets those emotions released that's not harming another person is brilliant and fair game. Yeah. Like it was, she said that was. Was my body protecting me? Like it was like, okay, hey, I got you. I'm going to, you're going to go down underwater, and you're going to emerge, and you're going to feel better. Yes.

No, I agree with you. Your body can protect you in the weirdest ways. Yes. I don't react to stress the same way. Yeah. Because all I think about it is I don't want to have to take all these wet clothes off and then put them in the wash. That's what I was thinking. And you ruin your shoes.

It's really not that much work. Because then I got to clean it up. I don't. But you handle it differently. How do you think I handle stress? I think that you don't even really recognize you're under stress because I think from the time you could even understand your emotions. You've always been under stress since you were a child. Like everything was stressful, you know, or are you going to eat?

Or are you going to, you know, that sort of a thing? So I think that you've just lived in a perpetual state of stress from then to now that I don't even think that you realize it. I think that's just life for you. And so your weird feeling where my weird feeling is like, I'm really under stress right now. Your weird feeling is like, I'm happy. It is. She's true.

Kind of normal. She's true. She's telling the truth. That's deep. There are times where I'm like, uh-oh. Things are really. Everything's doing pretty good. I don't know what to do here.

But that's a normal feeling for a lot of people, but for you it's not. So I just think that that's a difference in how you grew up. I think too whenever I think things are starting to feel good, I immediately go, okay, well, how's this going to end? When's this going to end? Something bad's about to happen to me real quick. But that's okay, because that I was talking to my therapist, and I have those feelings a lot, too, because just with like stuff I've been going through, I'm constantly living like, oh, no, what's about to happen? You know, you get what I'm saying.

You all get what I'm saying. And I will have these, like, thoughts in my head and I'll start to spiral and go down these paths. And my therapist said that, you know, I used to think of it as this negative thought that I'm having is really bad. and I need to shut it down. And she told me you actually don't necessarily need to shut it down because that's your body protecting itself. So sometimes those thoughts are good. But if you don't want to deal with them in the moment, you acknowledge it. This is going to sound silly.

But you acknowledge it and say, okay, I hear you brain. And I know you're trying to protect me, but I cannot deal with that right now. So we'll get back to you. And I've been doing that for about a month and it is so helpful. Sometimes you'll just tell me stop spiraling. Yeah. And then I go, yes, ma'am. Well, and then also like Amy and I have had this conversation before about how you

need to think if you start to spiral, I know this is like not even the topic we started talking about. But Amy and I've had this conversation before and I think maybe you told me or we both seen the same meme or something, but it's like when you start to spiral, you need to think about whatever you're telling yourself, think about it as a court case and you're your own judge. So you can only present yourself with actual evidence. So I can't be like, Amy looked at me yesterday and I know she's mad at me. And so what could you possibly be mad at me about? Oh, maybe because I couldn't walk last Thursday and I was busy and blah, blah, blah. Can't do that.

You have to say, what are the facts? Amy looked at me. She didn't smile. That's it. Like you can't create all these scenarios in your head that are not true because then you build up all this anxiety about lies. Yes. It's just a story you're telling yourself to try to put an ending or a perfect little bow on why you might not have smiled at me. And this is not a true story.

She smiled at me. Do you guys find that you do a lot more massaging on people now that you're married? Okay. What does that have to do with anything? Why do you massage Caitlin more? All the time. But you said people. Yeah, just in general, these massage your wife.

I meant, I mean, I have to massage all the time. So it's changed in the last month of becoming husband and wife? Yeah, yeah. It was always, but now it's constant massaging. Like you have to massage her feet and she doesn't like her feet massage her leg. Are you talking like shoulders back, neck, He's not talking about what you're trying to ask him if he's talking about. Lunchbox is like, massaging?

No, but she's... I feel like she has like a... Her coupon book got a... It's quite robust now. And she's just always like, rubbing my shoulder, rub my back, rub my... And now I feel like I have to because I'm married to her. Or in the past, I felt like 50-50.

I could do it if I wanted to. Do you really ask for a massage that often? You like it. I mean, I would say on average I ask for a shoulder rub, four times a week. Like, hey, can you rub this right here? Kayla works out so hard. Mostly it's like, oh, I think I hurt my back

or my lower back is tight. Yeah, it's not like I need relaxation. It's like I'm physically hurting in this area that I can't reach. Can you just rub it for one minute? Yeah. But I rub for like 15 just to be sweet. I hear a hero, dude. It acts like I ask you to bring me flowers every single day.

You probably do. I don't. I don't know. That's all, I mean, that's, it's the newly wind face. Okay. No, I mean, I think she just has sore muscles. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's going to be like, no, exactly, he's going to, go to massage. It's okay, but that's far down the road. He's better not. Thank you. How far down the road? When does the newly, are we in

newlywed fez, you think? I'm, I mean, we are newlywed. You mean the honeymoon phase? Or whatever. Yes. I'm sure, but I don't, I don't know. I was actually thinking about that yesterday. Like, what's, what's just being really in love and what's the newlywed? phase. It just changes, like, because you're really in love, and you'll still be really in love or whatever, but it's old hat. Like, it's like, okay, cool.

And then throw kids into the mix, and it's just going to be like, I ain't got time to massage your shoulders, I got to change the diaper, I got to do this. Like, you're not going to, it changes everything. I just saw differently growing up. Like, my parents are very much still, like, in love. My dad gives my mom a shoulder massage.

They're always holding hands. Like, I've just seen that for my whole life. So you're probably right, but I just think I had a totally different example my whole life. So I don't know the other side of that. Yeah, my side is I never saw anything. Oh, okay. No, I'm serious. I'm going to make a joke about it.

And that will bring, that will show up in your marriage. Things like that will show up of like. I don't know a successful couple. Like from me growing up and what. There was no such thing as a successful relationship ever until I get to be an adult and to watch them as an adult. But you watch my parents Like I know you didn't grow up that way But like

I've known your bed's like two years No I know I'm not saying that they're an example For you growing up I'm just saying that like Probably as far as married Older couples There are example

Yeah it's good They're definitely still like in love And I ask her sometimes I'm like hey are they Is it They still in love She's like yeah Like hey it's crazy

My mind's bone Yeah I guess my parents Are still in love But they don't hold hands And all that They're not really The touchy feel they type Yeah

Maybe they have different love languages. Sure. Speaking of love languages, mine is... Gifts like I brought you that smoothie. Thank you, and I appreciate that. Yeah.

Thank you. And hers is... Physical touch. Touch. No. Good try, though. I think physical touch is probably my third. My first two are words of affirmation

and quality time. Oh, quality time. That's a killer for us. It's only a month in, dude. No, that's a killer. That's a killer for us. It's not a killer for us. Because I don't, I'm not, I'm not conscious enough all the time that that's what you need.

Because I've never had to give it. But I'm doing better. It's a killer for me. You give it to me all the time. But because I have to really remember that it's important to you. And I have to really remember a lot of things. Yeah. That's what I'm saying though.

Like I have to really remember. Yeah. Because I would just stay on my computer or stay and work and not think I'm neglecting you, but just think I'm only doing me because I've only done me for so long. Well, we definitely had to figure out, we, you definitely had to figure out that there's a difference in cohabitating and, like, spending quality time together. So that was a learning. No, no, no, that's a big difference. If we're just, if we're sending me on each other on a laptop or chit-chat and sounds like quality dynamics?

That's what she says. That's what she says. But y'all been good about dating. Oh, totally. Yeah, it's, I mean, we date night. Yeah. We've gotten so much better, both of us, I think, and the balance. I have been

working from a complete deficit and I'm trying to just get to even you give a lot more than I do in the relationship and I'm trying I don't think I give a lot more in the relationship I just think we give different things and I give a lot of massages

you do appreciate that anything else anybody else where we go good I think it's pretty in depth Amy I'm good

Okay. Caitlin. I'm good. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Kim is your lawyer. I was wondering what that said.

I thought it said kiss your lawyer. Kim Kardashian. Lawyer up. It's my attorney. Is she really your lawyer? Yeah. I just hired her. Coming after a lot of people.

You know what I mean. I don't know what you mean. Some of us do. All right. That's it. Thank you guys. See you soon. See you soon.

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