The Bobby Bones Show - Morgan #2 Challenges Lunchbox To A Boxing Match + Lunchbox Attempts Speed Clap Challenge
Episode Date: March 22, 2018Morgan #2 thinks she can take Lunchbox in a boxing ring and Lunchbox attempts the speed clap challenge Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/liste...ner for privacy information.
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Mr. Bobby Bones.
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Transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Bones.
Yeah, welcome to Thursday show.
Good morning.
Morning.
So who has their
23 and me results?
Anyone?
Not yet.
No.
I have mine.
I know all about me.
But who spit and sent them off?
Oh, I've spit and sent it off.
I still haven't.
Amy, you just have to spit in it.
I know.
Lunchbox just refuses to do it.
Yep, trying to stay off the grid.
Aren't you on Facebook, though?
I am on Facebook.
You're on the grid all the way.
Facebook's stolen every bit of your data.
I'm under a pseudonym name, though.
You can just say a pseudonym.
A synonym name.
I'm under a cinnamon name.
Cinnamon toast.
Cinnamon toast lunch.
This woman found her long-lost sister.
33 years later because of 23 and me.
Her twin sister.
She was only seven years old when she learned she had a twin sister.
She was adopted and they couldn't find her.
Wow.
Because they were split up so young because she did 23 and me.
This is not a commercial, by the way.
I promise you.
Amazing.
They did 23 and me.
And initially she said to learn.
about genetics and see what allergies she had
and then they
have this part where you can enable people
to see if they match you, your blood relatives.
You don't have to get involved in that, but you
can. I have. I found two cousins.
Wow. And so, she had
no idea. The other girl had no idea she even had a
twin sister. God. And then
boom, together. Lunchbox, you could find
that you'd find, what if you found your cinnamon brother?
That would be terrible.
Yeah, a twin brother? Yeah, because then I'd be mad at my parents.
But wouldn't you rather know?
No, because then I would hate
my parents for lying to me and not telling me.
So it would ruin everything.
My relationship with my parents would be absolutely over.
So I would not do it.
I'd rather not know and love my parents than hate my parents and know I have a brother.
Think about all the parents out there that like did something like that.
Never told.
They're little puckered right now.
Every time their adult kids like, hey, I'm thinking about doing it, they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll tell you right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's chicken bright state.
Look at the little.
Oh, man, awkward conversations
I mean, I have a friend.
She got pregnant and she was
fooling with three guys.
She just picked the best one.
Oh, my goodness.
He doesn't know.
Wait, does she know, though?
Oh, she knows.
Oh.
But he doesn't know right now, even.
Right?
What about the kids?
How many years?
Oh, no, the kid don't know.
Oh, my goodness.
Kids like, 16?
This is your friend?
Wait, don't they look the same, though, a bit?
At 16, like, you should look like you're dead.
Do they look the same?
No.
They look really different?
Oh, yeah.
So wait.
Hold on.
So you have a friend who has a 16-year-old kid and he doesn't know that might not be his kid.
Yeah.
And the kid thinks that that's his dad.
Oh, yeah.
And how do you know all this?
Dude, secretly 23 and meet them and then you just know.
I'm not doing that.
How do I know?
Yeah.
She told me.
Oh, my goodness.
And then you decided to tell us privately on the radio.
Good one, lunchbox.
Thanks, dude.
We know the age, your friends.
Oh, my goodness.
But they don't live.
Yeah, because the internet definitely doesn't.
We don't have the high heart app.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just us anyway.
Mike's aren't even on.
Yeah, no one's listening.
Yeah, let's go on the air.
Get ready, go on.
Let's start the show.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three, two, here we go.
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Let's do an episode of
Is it creepy?
Because our phone screener Hillary,
if you call up, she answers the phone,
she's like, Bye Bones Show, hello.
And I guess some guys
taking a fancy to her
and sent her flowers to the studio.
Yeah, some guy from Texas.
Do you know this guy?
I have no idea who he is.
His name's Jesse, and that's all I know.
Do you know if you've talked to him on the phone?
I don't know.
Maybe.
What do the cards say?
It said to the prettiest phone screener ever, Hillary.
Wow.
That's sweet.
Okay.
I mean...
Let's be for real, though.
Like, I know everybody's going to sweet.
But if a random dude from out of state that you've never met sends you flowers is that weird.
He can't help where he lives?
Great point.
Great point, Amy.
Does it matter if he's within your five-mile radius?
Well, maybe he would at least run into her in town or something.
Yeah, yeah, true, true.
Hillary, how do you feel about this?
I don't know.
I was thinking about it because it's super sweet,
so I would spend money and take the time to do that because it's so nice.
But on the other hand, I mean, I'm 25 years old, single, like kind of by myself a lot.
It's kind of makes me a little nervous because people know where I work.
Like, people can show up.
And so that kind of feel nervous.
Well, I also wouldn't say that so much on the air.
I'm sorry.
I don't show up.
You're never alone.
She's all the time with friends.
You always have really buff people around you.
Yes.
Yes.
Take karate.
I think that it's a little weird in the regard of you call up, say, hey, what's the name again?
Jesse.
So have you spoken?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I don't know who he has at all.
What if he calls every day?
Should I be concerned?
Do you all think I should be concerned?
Not with just flowers, no.
Okay.
If it becomes more, the thing is usually it becomes more than that, honestly.
Right?
Yeah.
Once the notes on the windshield wiper, then we got a problem.
So if the guy would call, say, hey, I'm Jesse.
Maybe tweets her or she tweets.
I think that sets the precedent of that.
I do think it's a little weird.
Just like romantic flowers.
Not a gift.
Listener sending me T-shirts and gifts all the time.
I love them.
But they're also not trying to date me.
So how do we fill out of the room?
Weird or romantic?
Okay.
All weird.
Romantic first.
All romantic say I.
Aye.
Look, it's just like a dating app.
You see someone on a dating app you like and you...
She didn't get on the dating app.
Okay.
You see people.
So if he lived in the same city and he sent her flower...
It doesn't still...
I am all with going for your crush.
Take a chance, put your heart on the line, and go for love.
Did he leave you that?
Let's the contact back.
Okay, there's two numbers on the card, but no area code.
So I don't know if they're the flowers numbers or who they are.
He's not all there.
Come on, buddy.
You got to put an area.
Hillary goes, yeah, you left a number, but it's only four numbers.
It's not even the four.
He left a CD
CB handle
He's hitting himself on the head right now
He's like, oh, yeah.
How do I do that?
So you don't know what, Stady's from or anything?
Just Texas.
Oh, you do, no Texas.
No, city, I don't know.
Hmm.
Pop 512 ahead of that and call it.
Yeah, give it a shot.
Scipient.
Okay, everybody who thinks that's a little creepy, say aye.
Aye.
I mean, he can be done a different way.
I agree.
Okay.
What other way could he do it?
To be, you call, you actually establish some sort of
communication first on
Instagram on Twitter
or just something to say hello
because you feel a little creeped out right
a little bit yeah just a little bit
yeah I admire the boldness
I was about to say what if you're just being bold
here's the thing if you're bold you always run the risk
of being creepy because
boldness is only awesome if they like it
and creepy if they don't and that's bold
the boldness is will they think I'm creepy
there's always a chance of yes so Hillary
let us know if anything else arrives
a puppy or something but
Yeah, we're going to vote collectively and say it's a bit much, right?
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
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Our segment is called Tell Me Something Good.
We hope you take this.
You take a little bit of that positivity into your personal life, share it with somebody else.
Tell me something good.
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Living a note is saying, hey, I'm just grateful for what you do.
This happened in Iowa, and neither one.
One of them, the anonymous person or the veteran were the one that told the story.
Someone just saw it happen.
Wow.
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Someone witnessed it.
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Shout out of Cedar Rapids.
All right, babe, you're up.
Lunchbox?
Oh.
Amy, it's lunchbox.
You know how much are caught.
Babe, go ahead, babe.
No, no.
Joey's a fisherman down in Florida.
He just got back into the marina
after catching some fish.
He's cleaning his boat
when these people were about to go out
on the boat next to him.
And their engine blew up,
caught the boat on fire.
Joey puts down the hose
and pulls the people off the boat
saves him from getting caught in the explosion.
Wow.
Yeah, good story.
Amy, you're up.
There's this guy named Bob Roth from California.
he's 86 years old and he just played his 10,000th round of golf.
That's a lot of golf and he's 86.
And he's an inspiration to golf players of all ages.
He did his first round or played his first round of golf at age 15 and he's kept every scorecard since.
Holy cow.
That's how he knows it's 10,000.
So he's a hoarder as well.
But that's, listen, I like these 86 and still being active.
But man, you can play golf that much all your life?
That's pretty good life.
Oh, do you know how many hours that is?
Uh-uh.
I added it up.
You read it in a story.
50,000 hours.
It's 5.7 years of his entire life spent playing golf.
I mean, it sounds like a pretty luxurious life.
It sounds like a lot of money.
I'll be honest with you.
So they did a study at Colorado State about addictive foods.
If I ask you, what's the most addictive food to you?
What's the answer?
Chocolate.
Chocolate's the number two.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So what they do is there a lot of chemicals that affect the brain in certain ways
creates cravings,
much like a drug,
if you take it, you want more.
A lot of these foods do the exact same thing.
And chocolates at number two.
Lunchbox, what would you put on there?
Pizza.
Number one is pizza
because of the combination of those chemicals.
That's why we all want pizza all the time.
All the time.
And we also remember how good it was
and how we craved it.
So even if we're not craving it,
we have that,
we remember how good it was
so it makes it want it again.
Eddie, anything on the list?
No, what do you think, man?
Pizza.
That's it.
Number one's pizza.
Number two is chocolate.
Chips, cookies, and ice cream round out the top five.
So, yeah, sugar and carbs, basically.
Chips are tough.
That's all, I mean, sugar is the thing.
Oh, I know.
You know that.
Sugar will be considered, uh,
that's put a warning on it in 20 years.
Is ice cream sugar?
Yes.
Yeah, very sugary.
French fries at six, cheeseburgers, it's seven.
So does it ate, cake and cheese.
It's like all the good stuff.
All so good.
So if you're looking for something good to eat,
And you want to get addicted?
I know once I, if I
phase some of that out of my life,
the minute I add it back in,
it takes me several days to phase it back out
because it's all I want.
How awesome would it be to be addicted to carrots?
Oh, man.
A dream come true.
Your skin would be, you'd be orange.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't go,
she would love to have a carrot right now.
But how good would it be if that were what we wanted?
You'd just like yourself out.
I just crave to go run five miles.
Like, that doesn't happen.
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Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Houston, Texas.
A man and his girlfriend were out and they were on the street and they started arguing, and he gets mad at his girlfriend.
He goes, I'll show you.
And he goes, boom, and he head butts the window of a store.
Knocks himself out.
Well, he did show her.
He's a big idiot.
Yeah, that's what he said.
And police do believe alcohol was involved.
You know, I believe that too.
You know without knowing they thought that.
Oh, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead story of the day.
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Dairy Queen had that day where you go get a free ice cream cone.
What was the purpose, lunchbox?
They celebrate the end of winter.
Oh, by giving everyone a free ice cream cone.
Yeah.
So spring is here.
So come get a free ice cream.
free ice cream cone. So lunchbox went
to get free ice cream cones at Dairy Queen. Here we go,
number one. I'm wearing a black t-shirt,
blue jeans, and tennis shoes.
Just gotta get an ice cream cone?
Hey, where's the puncher for the... Can I get a cone?
So they gave you a cone.
Gave me a cone. Why would they not? There you are, just a normal dude.
That's right. So then he decides
to put on the disguise and try to get a second cone.
Okay? I'm wearing a blue
sports coat, a button up shirt,
dress pants, dress shoes,
and a backwards black hat.
Oh, hey, Mr.
Yeah, I'm a businessman making business.
He was trying to get that money, and I was wondering if I get an ice cream cone today.
Yeah.
Awesome. Thank you very much.
Have a great day.
So you got a second cone.
You got a cone.
Not bad.
So here's this guy at lunchbox.
They're giving one free cone, but he keeps changing his clothes and putting on disguises to see how many free cones he can get.
Now he goes and he's wearing Christmas clothes, tennis shoes, and a Christmas sweater with bells and reindeer all over it.
Oh, you know, Christmas is gone.
Spring is here.
this here so I want to celebrate with one cone please.
Alright.
You know you can get multiple cones for order?
No, I just want one.
Cool, thank you man.
They gave you another free one.
Okay.
So then he gets four, five. He gets six.
This is him going in for a sixth cone.
They're not stopping him. They've given him, this is a sixth cone.
I have a blonde wig on and my left arm is in a sling.
Oh yeah, man, I heard.
You're going with the old injured approach.
They're not looking at your face, right?
Right.
My arm playing basketball. And I was wondering if I was wondering if I was
get a free ice cream code.
You know you can get more than one as the same person, right?
So I just want one.
Yeah, I know.
I just want one. I hurt my arms. I just want one.
Okay.
Awesome. Thank you so much, man.
Good day.
What are they saying to you?
You know, you can get more than one if you want as one person.
They want you to buy them.
They're starting to, I think they're starting to realize that I'm the same person.
They're saying, hey, man, if you want more than one, just ask me.
So he gets six out. He gets seven. He's got seven free cones, right?
He goes in for cone number eight, right?
I'm wearing blue jeans, a red shirt that says baby daddy, and a red, white, and blue pimping joy hat.
No, I just come to get a free ice cream cone.
No. Those were there.
No.
I just found out that it's going to be up.
No.
No.
All right.
You make me so awkward.
They're confronting me in the parking lot.
I don't even get in the door.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You had seven ice and just sitting by your car?
Yeah, what else is going to do that?
I can't put it in my car.
This gives me anxiety.
What's wrong with you?
She was not happy.
No, she saw all the ice cream cones by his car.
You're so buzzed.
Did you get seven guns about your ice cream car?
No, no, no.
They were there.
I was trying to tell her they were there when I pulled in.
I drove up there and they were just sitting there.
Some guy that looked exactly like me and his six buddies all drove off.
They still have the top loop on it, you know, they do a dairy queen.
All right, so you ended up getting seven free cones.
Yeah, man, I was scared when they came out of the parking lot and got me.
It scared you?
Well, I was walking up and they were waiting for me.
Seven's high.
They started yelling at me from across the parking lot.
I'm like, what, I can't hear you?
I'm just coming in for a cone.
Wait, so did you go back to your car?
Yeah.
They changed you back to your car?
No, no, I said.
No, okay.
Well, I'm celebrating.
No, okay.
I just walked back to my car and they just watched me go back to my car.
Tail between your legs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There it is.
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It's episode 108.
And so Red Aiken's written a ton of songs.
Like, that ain't my truck.
That ain't my truck in her truck.
It's him singing.
But he's written over 30 number ones.
Also, Thomas Rett's dad.
And here he is here talking about going to see Thomas Red headline for the first time.
The first show I went to last year on his first headlining gig was in Illinois.
And when we pulled up to the venue, I could not wrap my head around that Luke wasn't playing the night.
And what was weirder was going to catering.
because I'm used to going to catering
and seeing a little big town or Miranda
or somebody sitting over there in their sweatpants
and it was him. You know what I mean? I was like, this is your
spaghetti? Like this?
So it's good.
And he wrote this, him and Thomas wrote this together.
They didn't even have it recorded
as a demo. He sang it on YouTube
once and then years later
it was brought back up and he's like, oh, I should record that?
Yeah, it's a good one. Search
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Like when he wrote dirt on my boots, it was literally they had nothing to write about.
But he was wearing a pair of old boots and he's like, oh, I got some dirt on my boots.
That's crazy.
Search Bobbycast and join and listen.
There's a lot of them, but this is a good one.
Red Aiken's.
Go to hit the club, going to cut a row.
Producer Eddie does our videos.
He's over there editing all the time.
So I pulled a producer Eddie yesterday yesterday.
He ate garbage all day yesterday.
Oh.
So you weren't.
Okay.
No, it wasn't late.
I'd never do that.
What'd you eat?
What'd you eat?
Pork rinds, because we were talking about it on the show, they made me feel so disgusting.
I just, my stomach still hurts from that stuff.
Oh, really?
Well, I get a lot of my groceries from the gas station.
Listen.
That's your first problem.
Well, it's convenient for me.
That's why they call it a convenience store.
So I go and I get the basics at the gas station, and I see the pork rinds.
And I go, you know what we're talking about that on the show?
I used to eat them all the time.
Growing up in Arkansas, pork rinds.
all time. Oh, man, destroyed me. Like, I was just hunched. Did you get a soda too?
No. I'd explode it on the inside, man. I'm still hurting. I saw Instagram of Eddie eating pizza
last night laying on the bed. Yeah, a whole medium pizza. But it was his birthday, so.
Yeah, but that's every date. That's Friday. Whoa. Yeah, we have pizza fries in my house,
but man, yesterday that was my pizza. I got my own medium pepperoni mushroom pan pizza from pizza.
I got like mushrooms on your pizza. Yeah, that's my, that's my go-to, pepperoni and mushroom.
I'll pass on any vegetables on my pizza.
Really?
Yeah, I feel like pizza's meant for meat only.
Oh.
I mean, I'm with you.
How was the birthday?
Terrific.
39 years old.
39 years old.
It was like, it wasn't like past years where you have big parties with friends.
This is all family, just me, my wife, and my kids.
And we went to a trap game, escape.
They put you in a room and you have one hour to escape by solving all these clues.
Dude, we got out with 30 seconds.
So is that hard?
Yeah, it's really hard, especially when it's two adults and two kids.
So do the kids do anything or do they just getting away?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, like ours was, the scenario was we were captured by Al Capone and we're trying to get out of his mansion.
And so there are all these books and there are a bunch of clues in the books.
So I was like, boys, get the books and look for clues and they found clues.
There were pages in there that were highlighted with like words that were, I guess, marked and that would be combinations to a lock.
I'm always afraid to do that because what if I can't escape and I've seen my much dumber friends do escape?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's a thing.
That's funny.
It's like, what if I go and I'm trapped in the room and then like Eddie and his four-year-old got out?
Not that you're dumb, but collectively you have two kids, four to ten year old.
Honestly, if you want to feel pretty dumb or stupid about yourself, go to that.
Like, it'll make you feel real dumb.
Oh, man.
Well, happy birthday.
Thanks, man.
It's over.
It's over.
I got my new shoes on that Bobby gave me, my Air Mac shoes.
Did you eat Amy's truffles?
I ate Amy's truffles.
I have about four left, Amy, if you want any of those back.
Anybody else get you anything cool?
Back.
I don't want them back.
The kids got me, you know, sports and shirts and shorts.
Clothes.
Dude, when you're 39 years old, you get clothes.
You still like to feel special?
Yeah, I got underwear, shirts, shorts, socks.
Well, happy birthday.
Thanks, man, it was a good one.
We'll move off that.
But how about this?
Let's do it.
Never going to get it.
Give you a shot at this here.
On average, these have almost 40 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.
Okay?
Think about it.
On average, these have almost 40 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.
That you're never going to get it.
If you want to hop in on this, you can't.
8, 7.
77,
Bobby.
We'll get the answer to that,
and we'll also get a
Baby Box Update.
We'll do that in a minute, too,
so we'll find out how
Lunchbox's baby's doing.
Is it chilling in his wife's womb?
That's weird to say.
What's that?
The womb.
Baby Box Update.
That's coming up here.
Thank you very much.
Bobby Bones.
Now time for the never-going-get-get-it.
Let's see what we got here.
40 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.
Amy.
Your computer.
Oh, no.
Lunchbox.
That's easy.
Call me on my celly.
Hey, Shane in Indiana.
I said keyboard, but I think that falls under computer with Amy.
Oh, why don't we make it also mean keyboard that you play music from?
Oh, yeah.
How about that?
Will you make a count as that now?
Sure.
Okay, no, so wrong.
Oh.
I was like.
You got her.
Lured her in.
Yeah.
Hey, Miranda and Georgia.
Hey.
What you got?
I said a door handle.
Oh.
No, I'm sorry.
Eddie, one last shot?
Yeah, toothbrush.
Give me the belt.
No, sorry about that.
Don't touch the elevator buttons
because everybody's touching them
ain't nobody cleaning them.
You have to.
Touch them with your knuckles.
Yeah.
Because you don't stick your knuckles in your mouth,
in your eyes.
Yeah, good call.
The answer is elevator buttons.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, man.
Don't touch them.
Bobby Pones.
The Bobby Bones Show.
We were talking on the show a couple of days ago
because this self-driving Uber
hit a pedestrian
and everyone was like
computers at the end of the world
we told you don't be having self-driving cars
and I was the lone voice
that said do not blame the computer
because she walked across the street
nodded a crosswalk
and so the story comes out here
the crash was unavoidable
because it shows the woman in the dark
come out of a very dark spot
right into the road
I think she was pushing a bicycle.
Yes, I watched the video, and I have to say,
I changed my judgment in favor of the self-driving car.
Bobby was right.
There is no way.
You watch it, and you see her the last second, and boom, she gets hit,
and it's like there's nothing that could have been done.
I stand corrected.
The video proves everything.
Let's continue rolling out these self-driving cars.
I think even the fact that there are some accidents with computers
are going to be less with humans.
We think we're air-proof.
We're hitting people all the time.
Amy's hitting herself somehow.
Yes, true.
Amy backed into herself yesterday.
I don't know how that happened.
But.
Yeah.
Well, so they've suspended right now their self-driving.
But it's not the computer's fault.
Did they suspend the self-driver?
They went to the computer and they said, bad boy.
Okay.
All right.
They poured a little water on it and say, how's that feel?
But the thing is, all of the robots are being punished.
That's right.
Like, everyone's suspended.
Yeah, my computer was talking to me earlier.
Like, hey, man, can you give us a little?
We're going to really start referring to them as like we do people.
I can't wait until I can have a girlfriend that's a computer.
I know.
Oh, gosh.
I know.
I thought you were dating that Japanese news anchor, Erica.
What?
She's not real.
She's the first AI news anchor.
Oh, my goodness.
Bobby was into her.
Man, she was a bad looking.
And she can give him all the updates.
Like, you can be up to speed on everything.
You guys can laugh, but I'll be that guy when I'm 50.
I'm hanging out with my wife
Who's that, Roberta?
What was it in her?
Robata
I named her to that.
We will be laughing.
A Florida nine-year-old made it
into the Guinness Book of World Records
by clapping his hands
1,080 times in one minute.
Oh my goodness.
Nine years old.
Hello, my name's 7-08.
I'm going to try to break the record
of speed clapping.
What is dark?
Shalala Marne.
It's seven and go.
Is that crazy?
Cool.
He's clapping.
Count that.
I would imagine what you do is you record it and you slow it down.
Like, I'm willing to put some wagers on people in the studio.
That's easy.
You won't break the record, but I'm wondering who the fastest clapper is.
That's harder than you think.
Yeah.
What do you mean it's harder than you think?
Lunchbox.
The previous record was 120.
This kid beat it with 180.
Oof.
Clavs fast you can, lunchbox.
Go.
Slowing down.
He's already tired.
See?
You're out of breath.
He's like this.
You're starting to look challenged by it.
Here I go.
I'm tired.
Go ahead.
The angle, if I just hold him down here in my lab, it's good.
I was trying to hold him up so you can hear it on the microphone.
But once I get in my comfort position, crush it.
Okay, the old record was 120.
Would you be willing to wager that you can do a thousand?
in one minute?
Absolutely.
Wager.
Yeah, how much?
I didn't think about that
because I didn't think he would
really think he could do it.
You really think you could do a thousand.
I mean, I was already at 500.
When?
In that 10 seconds.
You can't count that.
You have no idea.
Exactly.
Either can you, so you have no idea.
So if you're at 500 and 10 seconds,
you'd for sure beat the rubber.
Oh, yeah, dude, you could take a break a vacation.
Interesting.
Let me think about that.
So,
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine.
See, that's what I'm saying?
You did it.
hand and like half a second.
Let me see, bones.
Try it.
I don't think it's not me.
You don't have it?
Let's go by the way and check with lunchbox real quick.
Baby Box update.
Now here's the question I have because I saw you post on Twitter last night.
You went to a restaurant and you ordered a big old slab of steak.
It's just cooking there, right?
No, no, I cooked that.
Oh, that wasn't in the restaurant.
No, that was my house.
That was Blue Apron.
What?
Oh, how about that?
Yeah.
Nice, man.
And so I wonder, is your wife eating different foods now that she's pregnant?
She's trying to eat healthier
And she doesn't eat as much
But she eats more small meals
Because she gets full quicker
But she did have the craving for pickles
That's the only weird craving she's had
So how far long is she
17 weeks
For my sake
Can we talk in months
As someone who's never had a baby
The week thing
That's how they talk about pregnancy
Yeah but let's switch it up a little bit
Well I don't know how many months that is
Well four weeks in a month
No
Because not all months are like four and a half weeks.
You don't have to be exact.
So we're talking about four months.
She's four months pregnant.
Perfect.
Four months.
So she's four months pregnant.
She's not eating anything crazy.
Is she peeing all the time?
Yes.
Has to go to the bathroom all the time.
All the time.
The baby's pushing on her bladder.
Yes.
Why do you act so annoyed?
This is what she has to do.
I understand that.
Yeah.
You try to have a baby sitting on your bladder.
Yeah.
Yeah, lunch.
All I'm saying is we have to stop.
she has to go to the bathroom quite a bit.
And is it annoying to you at night when she gets up to use the bathroom?
No, I don't hear her.
Because I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night like three times.
You do?
Yeah.
What about when you take extra long naps?
Do you wake up to go to the bathroom?
Sometimes, and that is so annoying.
I'll fight it when I'm napping.
I'm, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And then I...
That's how you hold a pee.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Somehow he won't have to pee anymore if he says...
You can do it.
No, no, no, no, no, baba.
Okay, well, you.
You're good though.
She's low, four months pregnant.
She's eating a little differently.
She's peeing a lot.
Yes.
Okay, there you.
Baby box update.
If any listeners have some ideas about lunchbox,
we can wager up here about his clapping.
Call us.
We have this kid who clapped over a thousand times in one minute to set the record for clapping.
He's nine.
Lunchbox thinks, I don't think you should try for the record.
I think you just try for a thousand.
That's fine.
In one minute, a thousand.
and claps. So I said, hey, what's the deal? What should lunchbox have to do if he's not able to do it?
Hey, Sarah and Tampa, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say?
I think he should have to wear a belly for a day. Oh, like a pregnancy belly. Like a big belly.
I think that's a funny thing that we can incorporate later. But I'm talking about once he loses today, I want him out doing it today.
Like, that's it. You lost, go pay your, pay your, pay your, pay your, pay your, pay your,
debt.
But I do like that for a few.
Can you buy one of those on Amazon, a fake baby belly that costs?
Oh.
If so, we should find that for a later payment.
He should have to wear it for a week.
Shannon in West Virginia.
I was thinking what if he would have to name his, you know, his first born after one of you.
Yeah, yeah, I'm into that.
That's it.
That's crazy, dude.
The end.
Bobby.
We have our winner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello Bobby.
Yep.
You win.
That's right.
That's the best one.
That's hardcore.
That was a great call.
You like that one?
That was the dumbest call we've ever had.
Here's what I have.
We do it coming up, and what we'll do is we'll video it.
We'll have Eddie go back to the tape room and count the claps.
What's the lunchbox?
You can go with him.
No, no, I don't need to go with him.
I know I'm going to do a thousand.
It's so easy.
If you don't, here's what he will do.
We will go to Walmart or Target or something and buy him a dress.
You will then go into a public place and sing girls.
Girls just want to have fun.
In the dress.
Yeah, that's fine.
Whatever.
Okay.
I know that song.
Girls just want to have fun.
Oh, girls just want to have fun.
My sister used to rent that movie all the time with her friends, Brittany, and some other girl that used to spend the night and they would watch that girls want to have fun.
So that's what we'll do.
Cool story.
If he can't do it.
Brittany.
We'll throw him in a dress.
Because he doesn't want to wear a dress.
He has no interest in a dress.
Correct.
and we'll send them, maybe we get him a wig.
Yeah, we got to have fun with this.
Yeah, and he's got to do a full performance of girls, just want to have fun.
Well, you're in luck, because I got a girl's wig in my car.
And why is that?
Oh, because I used it a dairy queen.
Are you sure?
Okay, well, so we'll try that coming up.
A lot of callers have, oh, here's this.
I mean, just listen.
Uh-oh, what are they saying?
What are they saying?
Cushing it.
Jimmy and Florida.
Yes.
You're on the air.
What do you think, bud?
Well, I love you guys first, but lunchbox should have to wear red for an entire
week, all red, everything.
This sounds pretty easy to me because I do it all
time. Yeah, that's your thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm set on
this, which we'll put him in a dress
and send him out and have him perform.
Everybody go with that? Yeah.
I feel like... And what do I get when I win?
You're the one that you know. You can't
create your own challenge and then demand
the prize. Okay, here's what I would do, guys. I bet you
I can run a mile in 30 minutes.
What do I get if I win?
No, because I... Yeah, that's true.
I can't make the bet and then decide
the prize. You'll know in your heart
that, I mean, we don't have the Guinness World Record
people here, so, but you'll know in your heart
you beat the record if you're fast.
It's fine with me, I'll just have the satisfaction of
proving all you fools wrong. Okay, so you hateers.
You can't do a thousand, right?
Tomorrow morning, on the
Friday morning conversation, High Valley
will be in. That's song that goes,
The devil's knocking on my door.
You know, because she's,
because she's with me.
So that'd be tomorrow, around this time.
here on the Bobby Bone Show.
On Instagram, our show is at Bobby Bone Show
if you're going to follow the show over there.
I want to say this, that the only way I'm posting things on Instagram
or excuse me, our Facebook is if I sign at BB.
Otherwise, Morgan number two, I don't go to Facebook.
It's a dark place.
It's just people fighting.
And so people are yelling at me on Facebook like, I'm posting stuff.
Unless I sign at BB, it's not me.
Morgan number two, has this become an issue over there?
Yeah, people want,
to think that you're posting stories
about yourself. I'm not. It's not
Bobby posting the stuff, it's me.
I'm being fully transparent. I don't even
look at the Facebook page. Okay.
Every once in a while I go look as Facebook
police and just make sure that we're getting
stuff up, but I don't even go look at it. It's a dark
place. So when a story
comes out about me, people start going, why are you posting about
yourself? Yeah, because I blog about
this show and that's what people like to
read about. And so they think
everybody's posting about themselves, but it's
me posting about you guys and your story.
It's Morgan number two, our 24-year-old headed digital.
Speaking of which,
Hey, what are your 24-year-olds care about?
What do you got, Morgan number two?
So people are getting diamond dermal piercings on their fingers
in place of engagement rings.
So they're not getting like rings.
They're getting a piercing in their ring finger.
They're piercing the skin on top or the bottom.
Yeah, on top.
So then it just kind of has like a jewel on the stone.
It's just there on top.
That feels like it doesn't feel good though.
Yeah.
Like I'm pinching that a little bit.
It doesn't feel good.
Wow, that's intense.
Have you seen the pictures of it?
Yeah, I don't like it.
I think it's super unattractive,
but if somebody doesn't want to buy a ring,
I guess that's kind of a better route to go.
If your boyfriend, who's currently living with his mom and dad in another state,
if he came to you and said,
I'd like for you to get a tattoo on your finger or a dermal piercing,
would you do that?
No, I want a ring.
Interesting.
I think it gave me like a gumball ring.
I just don't want that.
Like when you go in the shower, do you take that ring out and wash, or do you just leave it in there forever?
No, I think you leave it in.
But I mean, for sure you can take it out and clean it.
Did you guys have a conversation yesterday about your segment on the air about him?
No, I mean, we're good.
He didn't bring up that.
No.
Okay, I was worried.
I didn't, I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
There's no feelings to be hurt.
We just talked about how her boyfriend, Morgan Number Two, his boyfriend, doesn't live here anymore.
He lives back in Wisconsin.
Mm-hmm.
and with his parents.
He does still have an apartment here.
I will say that.
Yeah.
So he'll come back.
Then why is this stuff in your place?
Because it's just for transitioning.
So when he does come back, we're going to live together.
Transitioning.
That's always a good word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm transitioning.
The only thing I want transitioning are my lenses.
That's it.
Otherwise, the transition's not good.
That's all.
Yes, lunchbox.
I'm just trying to think.
So he still has an apartment.
His stuff is there.
He's back home.
I don't know.
I think he's got something going on?
Sounds weird.
It just seems weird to me.
Like what?
What's going on?
You think he's got a side hustle happening?
It just sounds fishy.
Like, he's deciding if he's going to come back or not, and he's storing his stuff at her house until he decides.
You think you're looking for a bigger, better deal?
Maybe.
What do you guys mean by a bigger, better deal?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Morgan number two, you're good, though, right?
Yeah, I'm great.
How long do we give this whole thing, this relationship?
Oh, man.
That's tough.
A year?
Marriage?
Based on the information.
You have now.
Yeah, based on, Morgan number two's relationship.
How long do you give it?
Eddie?
I would say maybe a couple months.
Lunchbox?
Until I heart country.
Festival?
Yeah.
That's May.
He just wants to go to the festival and then.
There you go.
Exactly.
He's holding on.
For the festival.
Oh, okay.
Amy?
I mean, I guess if she's considering letting him move into her place, I think it's
to live.
I thought he still had a place here.
I know.
I'm so confused by that.
And I want to have more of like commitment type vibes from Morgan before I allow her to let him even move in there.
I feel very protective of that because she's like, I don't really know.
We're just having fun.
I'm like moving in is a big deal.
Yeah.
What's your time frame?
To 24 year olds not think that's a big deal anymore?
I don't know.
Let's ask her what 24 year olds care about.
Is it not a big deal moving in with someone anymore?
No, it's a really big deal.
I just am not like, I don't want to push Mary.
on anybody I want them to be ready I would 100% marry him if he asked me to
Marla wow that's what you wanted but where is he with it just need to be let him
move in and have all this why would you buy the cow to get the milk for free exactly
Morgan's like okay yeah come playhouse with me the cow and the milk we're married
it's different now people don't always get married before they live together oh I agree
with that happens before I know I agree with that too I will for sure live with some
I married them.
But I'm the cow.
Yes.
Oh, gosh.
He's the cow and he's got the milk.
I know.
I'm just, wow.
I'm on spraying a little milk from the udder occasionally.
I'll have a little free taste.
I don't think we'll live together for a long time.
But yeah, yeah, have some.
You'll live with them just long enough to realize like, oh, shoot.
And then trust me, when you move in with anybody, you're going to learn things about them that you're like, oh, okay.
But I'm old fashion.
I wouldn't.
but I get it.
Twenty-year-olds are different.
There you go.
What?
She admitted she's ready to get married.
She did.
We may never hear from him again.
Now that she said that,
he may never show his face again.
She's, okay.
I never met him anyway.
Does anyone else met him?
I met him.
Oh yeah?
It can throw it down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So only one album that's come out in the past two years
is sold two million copies.
and it's Taylor Swift
Reputation.
The last album to do it was
25 by Adele back in 2015.
Keith Irvin's new single,
we played it yesterday every hour coming home.
And this is pretty cool.
It was actually inspired
by Merle Haggard's song Mama Tried.
And he even gave Merle riding credit.
Then he played the song
for his wife, Teresa Haggard,
and son Ben Haggard,
to make sure he had their blessing
to record it and they loved it.
It's the guitar part
because when I heard it too,
It's just that, bha-down.
That part's in Mama Tribe.
Probably one of the more distinct classic country riffs of all time.
Yeah, I like the song.
So good.
I'm 80.
That's your 30-second skinny.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Lunchbox, stretch him out.
We're going to try this record after the song.
Oh.
Yeah.
Pop your fingers.
There's this kid.
He's nine.
He's at the world record for clapping in 60 seconds.
My name's 7-08.
I'm going to try to break the record of speed clapping.
Speed clapping, he calls that.
Oh, boy.
That's crazy.
So, you think you can do that?
No problem.
Okay, so if he can't, he'll have to go do a stunt.
You loose over there?
Oh, yeah, I'm loose.
So we have the camera set up.
Lunch has one minute to try to clap a thousand times.
This is a dumb record, but he acts like he can do it with no problem.
Yeah, I don't understand why you guys think it's a big deal.
If some little kid can do it, why can't I do it?
He's like nine or ten?
What was he?
He's nine.
He's nine.
So lunchbox has to clap hands a thousand times in 60 seconds, which I do think is going to be pretty tough.
Tougher than he thinks.
Eddie is the camera ready?
It's ready.
Lunchbox, how are you feeling?
I feel great.
I feel like clapping.
Give us just a little teaser what it's going to look like.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
It is.
Listen.
Do it fast?
Like, how would you really do it fast-wise?
Okay.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Are we ready, Eddie?
Ready.
I'm going to start the timer.
You start when I start clapping is what you do.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
I'm waiting on you then, buddy.
You ready?
Three, two, one.
Go ahead.
No.
No, you're rubbing your hands.
That's what he does.
No, no.
No, no.
Watch the video.
Watch the video.
That's exactly what he does.
Rubbing your hands together.
No, that's what he does.
I swear.
Yeah, but he's, we heard clapping.
All you're doing.
All you're doing.
is rowing your hands together.
That is the video. I'm doing the exact same style as him.
Guinness would not get... You'd have to at least hit your hands doing that.
We have to hear claps.
Now get Amy stop.
You're not to it.
No, you're just drawing your hands together.
No. That doesn't count.
Guys, go ahead. I'll just do a different style.
If you're not going to let me do it how he did it, I'll just do a different style.
But what's the tape and if your hand doesn't clap, it doesn't count.
That's a clap.
That's a clap.
Whatever. If you don't want me to do that style, I got many styles of clap.
many styles of clapping. There's more than one way to skin a cat.
No skin cats. No, I'm just, oh well, there's more, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's more than one way to clap your hands.
Okay. You can do it behind your back, you can do it between your legs, I mean, whatever.
Are you ready? Yeah, I mean, if you've got...
We have 60 seconds.
Should we let him just rub his hands? I don't think he can do that in a thousand times.
Even if you rub his hands?
No, no, don't worry about...
Okay, yeah, we have to be clapping, however you want to do it.
Yeah, that's fine. And three, two... Oh, you go.
go three to one
he's getting tired
why are you running
why are you running in place
oh it's
riveting radio folks
you only had 20 seconds in by the way
that's good I mean I'm like a thousand in
34 5 6 7 899 10 11 12 13 14 14 15 6
819 20
Bobby's able to count along with you
I think that's good
come on me
Okay, you're at 38 seconds.
I'm getting tired.
You're slowing down.
You're at 45 seconds, buddy.
Come on.
He's there.
Ah, I feel the burn.
Feel that burn.
Woo!
All right, 54, 55, 57, 58, 59, time.
Boom, record.
A record.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I got it.
Take it to the tape roof.
All right.
Here we go.
Maybe 260.
Maybe 260?
No, you need to recount.
Oh my goodness.
It was a video.
Okay, go on the video.
We'll get a full count coming up in a second.
There you go.
We'll get Eddie's count coming up in a minute.
Hey, Grace in South Carolina.
Hey.
What's happening?
Oh, nothing.
That was the best thing I've ever heard, though.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I think he's going to come up way short, though, don't you?
Yeah, he was short, but that was amazing.
That was the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Thank you very much.
We're going to get the actual count coming up in about three minutes.
Eddie's over the counting watching the tape now.
How do you feel?
You feel, I'm not going to bother you.
Keep counting, Eddie.
I'm not talking to you.
Okay, we'll come back.
Get the count on how many claps lunchbox got in in 60 seconds.
All right, Eddie's been tallying the claps.
Lunchbox had 60 seconds because this kid who's nine set the world record for claps.
Hello, my name is 7-08.
I'm going to try to break the record.
of speed clapping
speed clapping by the way
he did 1,080 claps in 60 seconds
and lunchbox said no problem
he could do it
and this is that kid
nine years old
wow
and now Eddie's counting
he's wrapping it up
okay I got it
he has the number
just at the nick of time
see Nick of time
I got it in the nick of time
okay what's the goal bones
well his goal was 1,000
okay do you want another number
do you want to know the number
yes
in one minute
in one minute
Lunchbox did how many?
Lunchbox clapped 314 times in one minute.
It's on video.
That's really terrible.
That was definitely a pace there for like the first 30 seconds.
Then he dropped really low.
Yeah, endurance.
Looks like he got tired, man.
His conditioning wasn't good.
How do you feel, lunchbox?
I feel like I did more than that.
And you disallowed the world record form, but there's no excuses.
You just made two.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we get this dress going?
Yeah.
I mean, you missed it by a lot.
It's not like a recant will help it.
It was a lot closer than you guys realized.
No, no, no, no.
Not 314.
You didn't even do one-third of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
No.
I have 1,300 is not one-third.
See, that's one-third.
That's not, that's still not a third of a thousand.
Okay, so we'll send someone to Walmart.
All right.
I'm going to put a timer on this video.
Okay, lunchbox.
I will let you go in the other room and try your style out
of whatever that is you're doing.
Go it again.
I'm doing exactly what the kid do.
You do it again.
Okay.
You're rubbing your hands together.
But when he does it, you hear clapping.
You have to hear claps.
You do hear a clap.
No, I hear you rubbing your hands together.
You guys don't know what a clap sounds like.
It's a golf clap.
It's quiet.
Eddie?
What?
You want to go film one doing that?
Again, really.
You know how hard it was, it's not going to get close.
It was a count 314.
By the way, I hear you.
yesterday after the show, there was a kind of argument.
Oh, my good.
You don't even, dude.
But with lunchbox and Morgan number two?
It was terrible.
Okay, so wait.
Morgan number two and lunchbox want to box each other now?
No, no, no.
Morgan number two, out of nowhere, says she can beat lunchbox at boxing.
And to her defense, like, yeah, she's scrappy.
Like, totally, I think there'd be a good fight.
But, dude, you can't do that?
Why, why can't you?
Well, because lunchbox is bigger than her and his reach is longer.
and Morgan number two is our 24 year old
apparently she cares about boxing now
So you think you could beat
lunchbox in a boxing match? I do
I mean I've boxed for like two and a half years
So I'm not concerned about it
I'm willing to throw this whole dress
And Walmart out the door right now
It doesn't exist if we can
Get a bout on the table here
Not today obviously
But I know a place where we can have a boxing match
Like I got a ring ready to go
Were you train? Yeah
Holy. So wait, Morgan number two, how tall are you?
Five foot?
Five foot tall.
Yep.
Bones, listen to this. She's passionate about this.
Go ahead, Morgan, never two.
I just, I really think that I'm in really, I consider myself in good shape when it comes to boxing, and I'm really scrappy.
And people underestimate me a lot.
So you think, let's say we did three rounds.
Guys, hold on, let me talk about.
Three rounds of two minutes.
Yeah.
And you're thinking three rounds of three rounds of three.
two minutes, you can beat
lunchbox in a boxing match. Yeah, I do.
Okay, lunchbox, I'm coming over to you.
Guys, I don't want to be disrespectful.
Go ahead. I'm not going to punch her.
I can't punch her in the face. Like, I can't do it.
Like, there's just no, guys, I know I come off as a jerk,
but people would hate me forever when I punch her in the face.
Let's ask the audience.
I cannot punch her in the face. I understand that, but I just,
I do not think I can do it. And I understand
she trained boxing for two years
or whatever. He's doing quotes by the way.
His fingers works. I understand it.
How many times did you get punched in the face
when you boxed? A few.
I did personal training sessions, so they punched
back.
They try to teach it, okay, dodge and weave, and they
do it more for cardio than they
are teaching you to fight. Wait, but do you have any
boxing training? No, but Morgan,
just stand up and look, I mean, I am
5'11, and my arm, you can't
even get your arm in my
face. Like, if I just stand here,
I can just, now put your arm out.
Put your arm out.
But she can get into your body.
Like, that's true.
And she can bob and leave.
Listen, if I punch her one time in the kidneys, she's going to go, I mean, it's going to be over.
It's the kidney.
That's what you do.
A kidney shot.
Okay, go, yeah.
He's like, if I hit a vital organ, it's over.
We have five foot tall Morgan number two.
And so you just think lunchbox is a pud, basically, too.
A little bit.
Yeah.
I know he runs.
He's a runner, but as far as like, lifting weights and stuff.
Oh, he doesn't do that, does he?
So what if we just talk to our listeners for a second?
Because I'm willing to wave this whole clapping thing
if it goes to a bigger or better deal.
I'm always trying to BBD this show, right?
Bigger, better deal.
Always.
If our listener said, if she challenges you...
I just don't think I could do it.
I don't think it's...
Even if you're wearing a headset.
It doesn't matter, guys.
You still get punched in the face.
Like, that thing does not protect your mouth in your nose...
Mouth guard.
And your eyes.
It doesn't protect all that.
But bones, really, if lunch moth knocks her out.
How bad would that be?
But she's the one challenging.
Guys, like, I'm all for challenges, but I just don't think I can punch her in the face.
Presley and Georgia.
Yeah, I think the lunchbox is just scared to get beat up by a girl.
Wow.
See, that could be a thing, too.
That's totally a problem.
Because I really think, I mean, if she's the one challenging it, then I think that it just comes down to him being scared again.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, Presley.
So is there truth to that?
There is no truth to that, whatever.
I just don't think I can punch her in the face.
But what a bit?
If I punch her in the face.
Oh, now it's her boyfriend.
Oh, come on.
Okay, hold on a minute.
Tiffany and Austin.
Hi, Tiffany.
Hey, how's it going?
It's good.
We're in this debate here because Morgan number two,
standing five foot tall,
has challenged lunchbox to a boxing match.
And so lunchbox goes,
I can't punch a girl in the face.
Which makes me go,
is it a bit sexist to think that automatically
you're so much better than a girl
that you can't punch her?
It's not that.
How much do you,
weigh. How much
you weigh? Me? Oh, me?
Yeah. Number two. So, five foot
123. Go ahead. So there
is a 40 pound weight difference.
But she's challenging you. I understand that, but in the
UFC, they wouldn't even allow this.
That's what I'm saying. This isn't the United
Her point is that you're such a pud. You're
so much bigger and you're still such a pud.
That's her point. It doesn't
matter. Why don't you go into
it and not punch her in the face? You said earlier.
Well, no, you said you're punching
You're in the kidney.
That's what you said.
If I punch her one time in the stomach, I could...
Yeah, he's for sure scared.
Oh!
Dang.
Lunchbox.
I mean...
Okay.
David?
Yes.
Yes.
Go ahead.
I'm six, four, 250 pounds, and I've been beat and hit by somebody much smaller than me.
You know, it's not about size by any.
means it's one good hit, he's done.
And if he's not afraid to take that hit from her, she has to land one good hit and he's done.
Do you think he's scared or do you think he's actually concerned?
No, absolutely think he's scared.
100%.
Wow.
Note down in my mind because you can't, anytime somebody challenge you to anything,
you've got to step up regardless of the challenge.
Oh, think about that.
He's scared.
He's scared.
Okay, there he is.
Scared B.
There he is.
This really is uncharacteristic of you.
It is.
Right.
I'm just telling you, it can't happen.
Wow, you're ruling it out.
I just think this would be the end to his bravado if he lost.
If I punch her in the face and give her a bloody nose, what does that prove?
Since when do you care what all the listeners think about you?
What does that prove, though?
What if I punch her in the nose and break her nose?
It proves that you weren't scared.
Does she challenge you?
It doesn't matter.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You might have a daughter.
becoming sensitive because you're a dad.
That's okay, dude, it happens.
Dude, I love it because I'm sensitive.
Welcome to the team.
Yeah, you're going soft.
Yeah, we're soft.
There's no softness.
There's no softness.
Hey, babe.
Welcome to the soft team.
Oh, boy, here we go.
Hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, that's the great of you.
I wonder if we can get my boxing coach on the phone.
And I understand there are girls out there that are trained and can beat me up.
She's not her.
Yeah.
Two and a half years worth of training.
Like Rhonda Rousey could buy knock me out.
Holly Holie home.
Holly home could knock me out.
Would you, would you be okay with?
would you be okay with punching Rhonda Rousey?
They're professional fighters.
So yeah, they would kill me.
Okay, you're not making sense right now, lunchbox.
She's trained.
She's not, guys, stop.
Morgan number two is trained.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
So she says.
And it's not about being trained.
You said you didn't want to hit a girl.
What if it's, I mean, you're not.
What if there was, you know, if you won a little purse to kid power, the charity you work with?
No, I cannot.
Guys, I am not going to beat up.
What if it's money for you?
Oh, he likes that even.
For the charity.
Oh, no.
Money for, yes.
You pay me $10,000 I'm in.
Okay.
We can.
I'll knock her out.
I'll go to the table right now.
Right now and I'll fight her in jeans if you can be $10,000.
If we can make $10,000 so fast.
I mean, two day.
We will fight two days.
I wouldn't want to do that.
Y'all, I wonder if we get a sponsor.
I am not.
Bobby, we only need 20,000 listeners to donate 50 cents.
Hold on, hold on.
Like, that's, I mean, that's doable.
This is turning.
in the Vegas.
$10,000 right now.
I'm knock her flound their back.
Right?
Is that right, man?
But you have to win.
Like, okay, wait for this.
Hold on.
I'm just negotiating this here.
What if we get a $10,000 purse and if you...
That's what they call it.
I know, I know.
If you win, you get $5,000 to $5,000 to get your charity of choice.
Lunge Bob.
That's awesome deal.
That's legit.
Five grand for you.
I said $10,000 in my pocket.
Okay, fine.
Bobby.
We could do this.
10,000 to him.
We can do it.
Make it 15, do $5,000 to Kip Power, $10,000 to him.
For the winner.
I'm not going to pay that money.
Wait, Morgan number two is about to win $2,000.
We need a sponsor.
We'll fight him.
Yeah.
This is amazing.
No, this is a disaster.
You don't understand how bad this looks.
How bad does it look?
You've now said money on the table, though.
You've now put the money on the table.
You just said, you give me $10,000.
No, I'm pretty sure it was.
You'll give me $10,000.
I'll punch her right now with my jeans on.
You did say that.
We have any sponsors out there that want to sponsor this bout.
No, we will say, you know, sponsored by Blue Apron.
I mean, we're probably three weeks away probably we can do this, right?
No, no, no, let's box.
If we're in a box, let's box tomorrow.
You have to, first of all, you have to set it up.
We have to give the sponsor time to get their worth.
We need to promote it on pay-per-view.
We have to sell tickets.
Call MGM.
We got a lot of work to do.
We'll punch you in my jorts right now.
You said that, lunchbox.
I have tears in my eyes.
Morgan number two.
Were you so in the moment when you heard $10,000
you just started saying things?
He just starts punching her.
They're not even a match.
He said right now.
A punch right now.
When my jeans on.
He got caught in the moment.
I love it.
$10,000.
And then he's pogged over and nails her.
Nothing else.
Oh, man.
Okay.
So for money, you're okay.
I just want to clarify, for money, you're okay with hitting a girl.
No, I'm still not okay with hitting her.
Oh, yeah, not even charity money.
It was for money in its pocket.
Just her.
Yes.
I'm winning.
She challenged him, by the way.
Morgan number two challenged him.
I understand that, but I still don't think it's okay for me to punch her.
But for money.
But for money.
No.
Yes.
But that's what we heard, lunchbox.
Do you realize that?
That's not what we heard.
That's what you heard.
Everybody, take a breath.
We'll come back.
We'll come back.
Yeah.
Collect your thoughts.
Bobby bones.
All right, just to catch everybody up and we can wrap this up.
Morgan number two, five foot tall, 120 challenge lunchbox, five foot 11, one.
165?
Okay.
Yeah.
To a boxing match.
She challenged him.
He didn't bring it up, but she said, I can.
can take you because you're a pud. And he said, no, you can't. And so then he screams
out, I'll do it for $10,000. And then once we say, okay, what if we get a sponsor? He goes,
I can't do it anymore. And so you still don't feel good about it. No, I do not feel good.
Even for that money. You're backing away. Right. Oh, wow. Ten thousand dollars. You were really
caught. Yeah, he's caught up in the money moments. Okay. Because he did. Do we have audio of that?
Yeah, he did say quote, what did you say? He said right now with my jeans on. Not only was
boxing match. You turned to a street fight.
Right here.
He was willing to forego gloves.
A ring.
Like, were you thinking that it would be impossible for us to gather the money?
Yeah, pretty much. I didn't think you would agree to $10,000 for me.
Yeah, we would figure it out.
I'd go start selling.
I mean, I'm on the phone right now.
I'm calling Dollar Shave Club.
How much kind of give me Dollar Shave Club?
I get a...
Ideal image.
I got $100 from dollar.
I got a hundred bucks of my Dell image.
Like, we got all the sponsors then in this bout.
Okay.
So, just think about it until tomorrow.
Okay, I'll think about it until tomorrow.
Okay.
I'll talk to my wife and see what she thinks about me punching another.
It's another competitor.
I understand. I'll ask my wife.
She's challenged you.
It's not like you're challenging her.
I understand that.
Morgan number two, how do you feel about this?
You still feel like you take him?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Oh, man, I love that.
She's so confident.
She is.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that's what the 24-year-olds care about.
Making money.
Well, good.
Good for you, lunch.
Thank you.
Talk to your wife and bring that in tomorrow.
I want to hear her thoughts.
Don't coerce her.
I will just put the phone down and say,
what do you think about me punching Morgan number two in the face?
That's not said.
You may not even get the opportunity to punch her.
Oh, she could be.
She can knock you out in one point.
Like a butterfly, sing like a beep.
Go ahead.
Stop.
What?
Just say Morgan number two challenge me to a boxing match.
How do you feel about that?
Yeah.
Don't lead her into it.
I won't.
Okay.
Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones.
This is the Bobby Ball.
So I do a show from my house called The Bobbycast, and Red Aiken's came by.
You may know Rhett from this song.
That ain't my truck in her drive.
You may know him.
He's written 38 number ones, like this one.
Or this one?
She loves a small town boy like me.
Or this one?
Or this one.
Or this one?
So we were talking about dirt on my boots.
And literally.
We only had like two hours.
Couldn't think of anything to write.
And I'm just looking down at the ground on my boots.
And I'm just like...
The same boots.
Same boots.
I'm like, what about dirt on my boots?
You know, stupid, whatever.
But we don't have anything else.
I was really excited that he loved it.
And then right after I was excited that he loved it,
I got really unexcited real quick because I said,
even if he cuts it, he won't put it out.
There's no way they will put out two boot songs on a record.
Mike Dungan was just like, I don't care if you see.
say boots 500 times. He's like,
you want two back-to-back hits for putting out
dirt on my boots. And thank goodness
for Mike Dung and that he just didn't care.
So they put a head over boots and then
dirt on my boots.
It's really a great
bobby cast. So it's easy to download.
You go to IHart Radio and save it or
iTunes. He also talks about
Small Town Boy. She loves a Small Town
Which he wrote and when Dustin recorded
it he was singing it too good.
Dustin loved it and when he
went to sing it in the studio, he
sang it and the label and everybody were like it's good but it sounds too good like we've fallen in
love with the demo and wret's lazy voice can you can you unsing it and so when he went in the studio
to sing it he laid on the couch while he sang while he sang this vocal to to make the
enunciation be more lazy and they just said just don't care isn't that funny now i'm going to
picture him on the couch yeah it's a really good one so if you like country music i bring a lot of
writers and producers in and search Bobbycast.
This is a whole show I do from the house.
A little passion project that's grown quite a bit over the past couple years.
You know how I said someone on the show made a bad financial decision?
Yeah.
Raymond or audio producer, they got his tax refund back.
How much you get on that tax refund?
$1,000.
And what did you do with it?
I'm going to gamble it.
And what are you going to do with it?
Well, I decided March Madness, and I already picked him in my bracket.
I think I pretty much know who's going to win March Madness.
So you're going to bet all of your tax refund on $1,000 on Villanova.
To win it all?
Win the championship.
What if you win?
It'll be $3,000.
Wow.
Betting at this early Sweet 16.
So when do you put the money in?
You got to put it in before they start playing.
So even they play today or tomorrow.
How do we feel about that?
I mean, he's got to win at 1 and 16 shot.
Better than that.
I mean, they're a better team.
It's not just straight even.
Everybody's not even.
They would be the favorite right now to win at all.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I think they got whoever they got right now, West Virginia.
You didn't know where they got.
Next round, Texas Tech, Kansas.
You do his research.
You're going to get burnt gambling, man.
You've got to stop games.
Like box for your money.
Like lunchbox is going to do.
I have a clip, by the way.
Oh, was or is it, is he decided for sure?
Well, here's the thing.
So, yesterday after the show, Morgan number two tells us Lunchbox
that she can out box them, beat them up.
And it's like, no.
And I said, what if we got a sponsor?
And this is a real bout.
Like, what about $10,000?
A sponsor came in.
You pay me $10,000 I'm in.
Okay.
I'll go to the gym, right now.
Right now, and I'll fight her in jeans.
If you can get $10,000.
Two-day, we will fight two days.
I wouldn't want to do that.
Y'all, I wonder if we could get a sponsor.
Okay, that was the conversation earlier.
So, here's what it all comes down to.
We found some headsets that have full masks on them, too,
so you can't punch someone in the face.
Solid.
It's out there.
Yeah.
And also, is boxing a sport?
Yeah.
Right.
Yes.
100% of sport.
So it's not, some people are saying it would be disrespectful.
It's not disrespectful to play tennis against a female.
No.
It's not like you're fighting in real life and he hits her.
Right now, if we were to say, go one-on-one basketball.
And she challenged him.
Yeah.
Right.
Anyway, if you don't want to do it, we don't do it.
But he's going to talk to his wife about it tonight.
But there are pads with full masks on it.
And even for girls, they have these padded bras too that they fight in.
So.
Nice.
That's the thing.
Okay.
So when he's talking to his wife, does he bring up the purse?
Well, I don't even know that I can get that.
Yeah, I know.
But, I mean, we can.
Oh, we can get it.
Amy's the promoter.
I got it.
I blow Napa auto parts of call.
Yeah.
I think we invited.
There's a bit Napa know-how.
Napa know-how.
Go ahead.
Okay, so anyway, that's that.
So we're shelving the him dressing up as a girl for today until we figure this out.
He lost another bet.
Yeah.
He's had a rough day.
You forgot about that better.
I haven't.
I haven't.
I haven't.
I had a rough day at all.
I lost a clapping challenge and I told you guys I don't want to punch Morgan
number two in the face.
But I am a jerk.
It can't really be why you don't do it.
If you're okay with it, then Bobby Fighter.
Like, he won't punch her.
She didn't challenge me.
She challenged you.
You would never punch a girl with masks.
And if someone challenge me?
Sure, it's a sport.
But it's not about hitting a girl.
It's about it's a sport.
And Morgan's over here just one in equality.
Oh, she's tweeting.
Yeah.
She's tweeting, like, equality.
She's wrapping up her hands.
She's like, bring it.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, listen, I get it.
I get it.
With my jeans on.
He's no-and-one of boxing matches on the show.
So, yeah, I get it.
You're right.
You didn't want to go on to.
You're right.
What about Eddie?
Would you fight Eddie?
Yes, I'd fight Eddie.
You would?
I mean, it's totally different.
What have you knocked me out and, like, hurt me really bad?
Eddie, would you fight Morgan number two?
For $10,000 right now.
Okay.
Okay.
$10,000.
She didn't claim, okay, I'm done.
Exactly.
Now he's going to raise $1,000.
Okay, you give me $20,000.
I'll fight Amy.
Okay.
Oh, my goodness.
Now it's about money.
It's not about respect.
Wait, okay.
I'll do it.
No, you wouldn't.
Why?
Your husband would not let you get the ring.
I was like back in the day when Mike Tyson will fight people go,
well, if you're $3 million, I'd take a punch of Mike Tyson.
Yes.
But you got to be good enough to get in the ring to fight Mike Tyson.
You get the money for showing up, not frankly.
Right.
All my idiot friends back in the day.
Come on, man, for $5 million, I fight Mike Tyson.
Yeah, come on.
No crap, but nobody's going to pay you $5 million to fight Mike Tyson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a thing.
I think he just offered me $20,000.
No, it's about respect.
But I guess everybody's got a price.
I'll drop all respect for $10,000.
My husband might let me get in the ring.
But it's a sport.
Who cares?
Yeah, it's a sport.
Would you joust each other?
Good point, would you?
Yeah.
Jossed.
Jouse?
Fencing mess?
Slap him with a glove in his face?
I challenge you.
We'll get off this.
I just wanted to...
Let's not.
I know.
I know, I know, I know.
But Morgan number two is serious.
You really think you can beat him?
I think I have a fighting chance.
I really do.
Yeah. Because you have...
What were you saying? You have muscles?
Yeah, I got muscles, and I've boxed for two years.
And she's so...
She's scrappy.
And you don't think he has muscles?
I mean, he has some endurance from running,
but as far as like being, you know, really muscular built, no.
Okay.
Just making sure we get that.
So you know that he's an adult.
He looks like a kid that the guy that was killing people with the bombs in Austin
and putting the bombs out there.
We had heard that he made a confession tape on his phone as they were closing in on him,
but Amy was telling me it was a video.
Like he made a video, right?
Yeah, that's what the news said this morning.
Yeah.
But I mean, obviously we don't have it and they're not going to put it out until
possibly later. The suspect describes the six bombs that he constructed with a level of
specificity that he identified the differences among those six bombs. So the good part about it is
they don't think there's a seventh because he talked about all six of them. Can I also say it's weird
they're not calling him a terrorist? Are they not calling him a terrorist because he's white?
Is that really? Is that white? Because he was terrorizing people. He was putting packages out. Everyone
was scared. They were terrorized. It doesn't have to have a specific
reason. That's the definition of terrorizing people. Is it because he's white? They weren't
calling him a terrorist. Now that's why I'm asking you. And he didn't say anything about
hating certain people or targeting certain people so maybe they don't consider him a terrorist
then? He's a terrorist. That's it. He's a terrorist. Absolutely a terrorist. And I had said
yesterday, we didn't know why. I said it could have been a girl. But you're still terrorizing
people for a reason. And if the reason is that somebody's done
something unjust to him?
That's still a terrorist.
Yeah, that bothered me.
And maybe they are, but they're calling.
I don't know.
There was no indication of why these specific addresses
in those that were delivered to homes
or those that were placed in the community
or those that were mailed.
There was no reason given for why he selected those individuals.
Just searching his internet history.
We're still analyzing internet searches
and other, there's probably books in there.
So, I mean, that really hits close to home for us because it's where Amy was born, lunchbox.
That's where I lived for 13 years, still do.
Yeah, we all still have family there that.
But still, it's such a crazy story.
Someone's mailing out bombs.
He's dead.
I'm glad he's dead.
And the way they tracked him just.
So what do you know?
He was ordering these exotic batteries from Asia.
and so they were able to, from when the bomb, looking in the bombs,
they were able to track who was buying those, where they were going,
and he bought the, like, nails and stuff from a local Home Depot,
and they checked his purchase history,
and they were able to reconstruct some of the bombs,
so they were able to tell what was in there.
It was just, wow.
And he knew they were closing in on him, is why I made the video.
Yeah, he made the video on his phone because he knew they were closing in on him.
You're just not going to convince me that's not a terrorist.
Someone who's just putting things out there.
You're just going to put something on the street and see who walks by it.
That's terrorizing people.
Yep.
Because you know it's going to be in the news.
You know other people are going to be scared.
That's terrorizing people.
Yeah.
Doesn't have to be for a religious reason or for a political reason.
It can be for any reason.
Well, I'm glad he's gone.
I'm glad that there were only six mentioned.
I hope there's not a seventh.
I know yesterday there were a couple other instances where people were called out,
but nothing else has as well.
And then his family, imagine your family.
And you wake up and you that yesterday and you go,
holy crap, my son or my nephew was the guy killing people?
Yeah. Also, his roommates, they were living with him in that house and they said they found,
you know, some of the like materials, but it was in one room.
Different room. I assume it was his bedroom.
Yeah. I mean, he's seen, again, what do we know? But he seems like someone who would just
hang out in his room by himself. Like, if he's that angry, period. But people that were speaking
about him didn't say he came off as this angry type person. But quiet. You can be quiet and very
Ain't. Nobody ever says they come off.
Everybody always says, oh, such a quiet, nice kid or nice person. I would never expect that.
Well, if you ever expected it and you didn't call, then you're in trouble.
You know, listen, I always felt like he was going to do something crazy.
No one's going to say that.
No one's ever going to say that. Yeah, you're not going to go on the news and be like, no.
I told my buddy Jim, he's probably going to be the guy to axe.
Then why didn't you say something?
And even if you, yeah. So there's that.
I go home yesterday evening and it's weird because my dog died.
It's on my house is. There's nobody in my house ever.
and I get there and I'm eating dinner
and I drop food on the ground
and it's so normal
that my dog just eats it and picks it up
and I was like, huh, this sucks.
I'd pick up my own food now that I drop on the ground.
But it was one of those things where it was
I was just going about my day normal.
You know, I really wasn't super emotional
about it yesterday, but it dropped some food on the ground
and the dog didn't come and I was like, oh man,
that one stung a little bit.
Yeah.
And now I got to get a vacuum too.
So it's double decker.
Who did you run into
where you guys were gossiping about me?
Oh, well, it's someone that we both know.
We all know her.
And I hadn't seen her in a couple years, probably,
but she told me that she sent you a text about your dog.
And she just felt really bad.
And then I was thinking, okay, I didn't know the last time y'all talks.
I didn't know what you replied.
And she said, I got a thumbs up emoji back.
Probably a fist bump, like a thank you fist bump, not a thumbs up.
Either way, I said, hey, single emoji usage,
that's how he responds to things, especially if he's feeling.
uncomfortable. I said he does it to me. Don't worry. It's not a thing.
Picture worth a thousand words. What I say?
He appreciated you sending the text. The fist bump is the appreciation. Like, boom.
I sent that to a lot of people. What am I going to write out every time? I really appreciate you
sending your warmest sympathies for my dog. No, I acknowledged it with a appreciate that.
Fist bump. What is it when you send me that death face? No, that's bones out. That's the skull
bones. That's how I end things now. You do bones. Bones, the skeleton. Oh, that's ending the
conversation. You get stuck on text with people sometimes and you don't know how to end it. Yeah,
that's awkward. And so I just sit the bones like bones out, the skull. That's funny. It's my tag
at the end. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. I used to do the alligator because I'd be a lighter
gator, but then I found these bones. Bones out's cool. Bones out. I was getting worried
about you. He thought it meant like, I'm dying. Like he's out? I'm like, okay. I drank poison.
This is a new one. I don't really know how to handle this one. So you saw somebody
we haven't seen in two years?
I haven't seen her.
She owns the pharmacy in the Gulch Apocary.
Oh, yeah, she did send me in text.
And I responded with the fistbook.
Oh, I haven't seen her in a while either.
I know, but it was thoughtful of her to reach out to you.
Yeah.
Oh, a lot of people did.
And it's like a happy birthday message.
You know, say, oh, warmest regards for your birthday acknowledgement.
I really appreciate.
You go, hey, thank you.
Or emoji.
Yeah, fistpump.
Emoj, say a lot of words.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
And now I know that particular emoji means quit texting me.
That means conversation's over.
How many times do we get stuck in a text that you want to get out of,
but you don't know how to get out of it.
And so you got to go, okay, got to go.
But right when you're sending that, they ask a question.
So you go, got to go, but then you have to answer a question.
So you get drawn back into it.
No, I think it's a genius.
So I go, bones out.
I think you solved a big problem right there.
It's just a period.
By the way, Mark Zuckerberg goes on and talks about Facebook.
And what happens is this other company that developed this app, basically.
And they then steal all our information from Facebook.
Facebook has it.
I think we're all okay at Facebook having it,
but another party shouldn't come in
and be able to have all of our information.
And which is what they did.
They mined all of our data, a different company.
So Facebook's under the crosshairs
because they allowed it to happen.
And so this political group comes in,
they find out, you know, what you like,
what you don't like.
They shouldn't have this information.
And so Zuckerberg gets on TV and he's talking about it.
It just reminds me how awkward of a human he is.
Like me.
He's just,
aside from,
Facebook. Yesterday I said I was considering getting on Facebook until I realized that my Instagram
I have to go away too because they're kind of linked. And I was like, maybe they can just
figure it out. I'll stay on for a minute. But he gets on TV yesterday and he's... This was a major
breach of trust and I'm really sorry that this happened. We have a basic responsibility to protect
people's data. And if we can't do that, then we don't deserve to have the opportunity to serve
people. I guess I just expected them to be really well spoken. He sounds like. He sounds like.
But he's like, Kermit D. Frog here.
Mark Zuckerberg is, he's bigger than a celebrity.
I mean, he created something that we're all on.
So you expect that of his presence.
And he's also young too, right?
How old is he?
Yeah, relatively speaking.
I don't know.
He may be 30.
That's it.
He may not be, maybe 35.
I don't know.
He's not 40 yet, I don't think.
No chance.
But yeah, you would think.
He's 33.
With all of that, he would be like, what's a motivational guy's name?
that puts the videos up
Joel Olsen?
No, not Tony Robbins.
No, the one that Charlemagne's friends with.
I forget his name.
Gary V.
Gary what?
Gary V.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like, that guy talks and you're like,
oh, cool, you know, I listen to him
a little bit and you're motivated.
You speak Zuckerberg to talk like that.
And not, hey, ho, Mark Mark Zuckerberg here.
Really sorry about Facebook.
We messed up.
We need your trust.
And the rest of the world's going,
we don't care.
We just like Facebook.
That's really what it is.
That's exactly what they're thinking.
We should care, but we don't.
Don't.
Facebook's got it right by the nads, man.
Because we should care.
We should care that somebody else,
a different party,
went into something that we trusted
to keep our information's sake,
and stole it.
We should care, but we don't.
It doesn't matter.
We want to share pictures of our kids
and our lives.
Yep.
I want you to play Farmville?
Come on.
Yeah.
And games where you get extra points
if you sign up on Facebook.
And as big of the stories,
the media makes this,
normal Americans go,
nah, whatever.
We kind of knew what happened anyway.
But it really doesn't cool.
But I didn't get off.
I mean, it didn't move me to get off, you know what I mean?
So you got on yesterday?
Yeah, I got it.
You were on it for a few hours yesterday.
Probably yesterday, you had me convinced you were dunzo.
I was, I was.
And then I got on and I was going to do the whole disconnect, but I had to lose my Instagram account.
Does it really lose your Instagram?
Well, it's all from the same place.
I know.
I don't have to lose it, but they're, and like I, sometimes on Instagram, I'll pay to
promote posts if I'm going to do like a comedy show.
Yesterday I promoted a post in Pittsburgh and South Carolina and Albuquerque.
And so it was a comedy post that I promoted, but, but,
My credit card is to Facebook.
Oh, no.
You're connected, man.
I don't know.
There's no escaping.
I don't know.
Well, they're going to fix it.
Facebook, you said, will you please send me a urine sample?
So now I've got to send that one.
What's your social?
Great.
But yeah, yeah, that's that.
We good?
Yeah.
We all caught up here?
You should listen to the show today.
Like, I'm going to tell you, I laughed so hard.
Dude, I hadn't laughed like that in a while.
Between lunchbox thinking he can out clap the nine-year-old to Morgan number two,
challenging lunchbox to a boxing match.
The lunchbox is getting so irate and furious
that he goes...
You pay me $10,000 I'm in.
I'll go to the gym, right now.
Right now, and I'll fight her in jeans
if you give me $10,000.
Two-day, we will fight two-day.
I wouldn't want to do that.
Y'all...
I wonder if we could get a sponsor.
So, you know...
And, I mean, I didn't realize
how many times he said, I'll fight her two-day.
Two-day. Right now.
Two-day, right now.
Give me the money.
I was so focused that he wanted to keep his jeans on.
that I didn't realize
he would do it today
and then now here it is still today
and we don't know what's happening
that's called Arkansas boxing
you just take your shirtless and jeans
no tennis shoes
and just go at it
my friend Scotty and I used to fight each other
in his front yard
that's what we used to do
oh I hate that
I know it's terrible man
I got beat up every time
I never want to fight against Scottie
you think with pads like padded gloves
it doesn't hurt
not true
It hurts yeah
Story's pretty interesting
by Chick-filet
This cashier held on to a customer's change
for weeks until the customer came back and he saved and returned it.
Oh my goodness.
That's awesome.
I mean, anyone leaves their change behind on the counter.
We done it before, like 19 cents or so.
You leave it and you go, oh, crap.
And so the guy who was at Chick-fil-A said, hey, yeah, I need to keep this to give it back to him.
I knew it was a regular.
I knew I'd see him again.
And it was a couple bucks.
And so it was around $3.
Yeah, that's a solid guy right there.
Love it.
And good for Chick-fil-A.
I mean, I'm sure Chick-Fillet is want to put that story.
out and they needed to.
Like, I have no problem with people
touting their own people
if they do something good. Or the guy
that got the money back, the customer
put it out. Probably not. How do you go to the news?
I just got three bucks back from a cashier.
I don't think seven on your side's going to cover
that one. No, unless there's no news,
but now it's pretty rare.
Let's plan some of this Red Aiken stuff. He came
over to the house, and Red Aiken's the artist.
But Red Aiken's, the writer, wrote, Dirt on My Boots,
Star the Show, Small Town Boy. He wrote
Boys around here for Blake Shelton.
Yeah, the boys around here.
He was talking about seeing Blake Shelton for the first time ever.
And this guy pulls up in a truck.
It's old truck and he gets out and his hair is literally to his butt.
He's got a cowboy hat on, curly reddish brown hair down to his butt.
And I asked Joey Lee, I said, who in the world is that?
And he said, oh, that's this new artist I think named Blake Shelton.
And I said, I don't know if he can sing.
I don't know anything about the dude, but he will never make it.
So listen to the Bobbycast. Search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes.
Just the clips are interesting.
But the part about, because he calls, he's Thomas Rett's dad.
And he calls him Thomas Rett, because that's his first middle name.
Yeah.
And if you follow Thomas's wife on Instagram, all of her stories, she's always like,
well, Thomas Rett came home today or Thomas Rett this.
And so you might be like, why is she referring to her husband as his full name?
But it's Thomas Rett Aikens.
And I asked him too, and I said, hey, so,
what about the name? Was that a conscious decision?
And he goes, yeah, we talked about it because there was
Rodney Atkins, there was
him, Red Akins, there was
Chet. There was
all the, there's just so many
of them, they just went with Thomas Wrette. Yeah,
good point. There were a lot. I mean, it's not my
point. It's his point.
But yeah, but listen to that. Search Bobbycast.
I thought it was good.
What was that? Anything else on your mind?
I spent half an hour on my answer story last night
going through Golden Girls Facts.
I felt such a loser
I'm at home last night
I was a little bummed out
about the dog thing for a minute
so I have this book
reading this book I'm reading
and I get on this website though
it's one of those trash websites too
you go to and it's basically a spam site
and they go click the slideshow
if they can show you all these ads
so much fun
and I go through like 30 facts
you didn't know about the Golden Girls
and so all my Insta story is
is me going through these facts
Did you learn anything?
I'm sure you know it all
What I didn't know is Dorothy Jornack
B. Arthur
she hated her wardrobe because the earrings that she wore were so big and her ears weren't pierced
so they had to clip them on and so it hurt her ears really bad.
Oh yeah, clip-ons could be really annoying.
And she always had to wear big earrings because of her wardrobe.
And so I didn't know that one.
But it's it.
My Insta stories up.
It'll be up for the next 18 hours or so.
But I did a half hour just going through the Golden Girls facts.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
I do watch Golden Girls every week still.
Sometimes it's more than that.
I watch Mom.
You ever watch Mom?
You like that?
My parents love it.
I didn't watch it when it was new.
I guess it's still new, but I watch it on TV land, like the old episodes.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I watch King of Queens.
Friends still on TVS.
Pretty much my only TV TV viewing.
We do have to talk about this Will at Uber segment.
We do Will at Uber where we send things from A to B.
We go, Will, at Uber.
We've sent Jason Aldeen cutouts.
We've sent my tooth.
We've sent money.
And most of the time, it ubers.
Occasionally it doesn't.
Oh, you sent an invisible person?
It didn't.
My imaginary friend
Willie never made it.
We still don't know where he is.
She just canceled the ride
right in the middle of it.
So that being said,
we were talking about
what we were going to Uber
next on Willett Uber.
And the subject
came up.
Can we Uber Amy's son?
Oh my gosh.
He's seven.
I think that's a great idea.
No.
Why?
No.
First, I was against it.
Oh, no, bones.
You've not changed your mind.
Amy's the one who changed my mind.
Amy, you're in?
Well, I mean,
What if he doesn't make it?
Willie didn't make it.
I know.
Is it worth the rest of him not making it?
On Uber, you can track it the whole time.
And then I thought, well, shoot, he's in school.
So how could we Uber him during the show?
But he's got spring break coming up in a couple of weeks.
So he'll be available.
Amy, I'm strongly against this.
What?
He would totally be into it.
Amy's seven-year-old son.
He would be into it.
Of course he would be into it.
And I talked to my husband.
He's like, well, he's like, we can track it on the app.
We can have eyes on it.
But what if the driver turns the app off?
Well, I will go mama bear.
Okay, but how are you going to find him?
Blind mama bear, you can find a fish.
Exactly.
I mean, I just feel like my son would be like, hello.
He would have so much fun.
I think it would be great.
But where are we Ubering him, too?
Like, he wants to go as and work cool.
Just down the road.
Oh.
I'm sitting for a ride.
Okay.
I mean, I don't know.
I didn't think about this one.
I don't know if it.
Yes, do it.
No.
Do it.
I think just be fun.
I know parents Uber their kids sometimes.
I just don't know at what age.
I didn't think about it.
Take this into the room and think about this.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Bones show.
That's right.
Now, here are you.
Turn it up.
Come, Bob.
Over to Amy now.
I've got a big pile of stories.
We've got to go through.
The Bobby Bones show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
I have such good news for you, Bobby.
And really.
I could use some.
You only, but others may follow suit.
Go ahead.
A new study shows that wearing red.
Red makes men appear more powerful and confident.
And basically that's all you do is wear red.
I wear a lot of red.
Yeah.
Your comedy show is the red hoodie comedy tour.
Yeah, we do wear my shoes.
I do wear a lot of red belt.
I don't think I was very confident.
They perceive men to be more attractive and desirable.
For the ladies, now we're talking.
Yeah.
Even if you've just got a red background behind you.
So say if you're looking at it on Bumble, maybe your football pick, just do all the red everywhere.
Okay.
Noted.
Go ahead.
Let's see.
If you're looking for a job, LinkedIn just released the top companies that people want to work for.
These are the most desirable places that people are applying.
Apple, Amazon.
Yeah, that's two out of the five.
IHard Radio.
Oh, shoot.
It's red.
Honorable mission.
Oh, red doesn't count here?
One's on there that we're always on, a company on there that we're everyone.
Facebook.
Chick-fil-A.
Netflix.
Oh, Netflix.
Yeah.
Tesla.
We all love Chick-Palais.
Yeah, we do.
And the Walt Disney Company.
Okay, what else?
So, in case you're counting, there is 277 shopping days until Christmas, trying to get ahead of things.
But really, the story is the Hallmark Channel announced that they will debut 34 original Christmas movies before the holiday season.
And they're going to start the weekend before Halloween, a full two months ahead of Christmas.
So I'm pretty excited about that one.
But who gets their shopping done super early in here?
Not until October, though.
Nah.
December.
It's March.
Yeah.
I have level enter zero.
It puts me in a bad mood just talking about it right now.
What?
It does?
Bobby, you're like way ahead.
In October, not March.
Like, this just happened.
Well, some people track it.
277 days.
So 13 reasons why was controversial because it dealt with teen suicide.
But a new study showed that it had a positive effect on kids.
71% of teens saying that they found it relatable.
And then 75% saying that they actually tried to be more considerate to their peers after watching it.
And 100% of them said that they were thankful Netflix asked them this question so they could create the study.
Studies are done by people who want the studies to say what they want.
Well, I found it interesting because that's what, when we were watching it, I was like, oh, my goodness, like kids all over the country are watching this.
Like this show is taking over.
Is it good for kids to see this?
And then so when I read this, I was like, oh, maybe it is having a positive effect.
Just read both sides of it.
I think wherever you are, I don't think it's going to make you kill yourself.
Like you may already be in a bad spot.
Right.
I don't think video games, I don't think things like that actually take someone who doesn't already have those thoughts and go, oh, you know what?
Now, now you think about it, I should go rob someone in a car and beat them up and take their money.
Now with this, I'm just going from a headline.
I just remember that I saw this morning about Netflix now, I think, before 13 reasons why they have promos before it that are like PSAs.
that they've just now added.
Good.
Because, yeah, and I think they should.
Listen, I think anytime you get a positive message out,
it's fantastic, I don't know where you're putting it.
But when you read a study like that,
you just have to wonder who's putting the study out.
Okay, that's all.
Same thing about red.
I probably put that study out.
Sponsored by Bobby.
Ladies, look for red because that means they're, yeah.
Well, hey, at least you've chosen to tell jokes in red.
You're more desirable.
You probably come off more humorous.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm Amy. That's your pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
This is a Bobby Bones.
What a day.
A big boxing match fight between Morgan number two and Lunchbox and Eddie and Amy and my side.
I mean, it got quite dramatic.
Listen to all that back on podcast.
Just search Bobby Bones show on Iheart Radio or iTunes.
Tomorrow, High Valley's in.
And so our Friday conversation will be with High Valley.
Maybe you know the song right here.
A couple brothers from Northern Canada.
Get him to play this song.
High Valley and tomorrow.
The dance parties.
There's a new Bobby cast up with Red Aiken.
If you want to hear that.
So thank you.
Bye-bye.
See you on Friday.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
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