The Bobby Bones Show - Morgan & Lunchbox Talk All Things Cruise From The Ship

Episode Date: March 7, 2026

Morgan and Lunchbox are living it up on the Top Shelf Country Cruise and they took an hour to share all the latest happenings. From their time at ports in Key West and Nassau to things that have happe...ned on the ship. They discuss their favorite moments and share listener stories. Safe to say, the cruise has been good to them (yes, even Lunchbox in moments!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:07 Part 1. Behind the scenes with a member of the show. For the first time ever, we are doing Best Bits from the Cruise. And joining me is none other than Lunchbox. What's up, Lunchy? I am up. This cruise is bananas. Bananas.
Starting point is 00:03:27 We are really having the time of our lives over. here. Like, these people do not stop. Like, I don't know, man. There's something going on all the time and there's people there all the time and they don't go to sleep and they don't eat. They just drink and they Yeah, that used to be you. These are people used to be you and now you're such an old man. You're trying to sleep all the time. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no. It's not that I'm an old man. It's you have to talk to every single person. Do you know how time? Hiring that is? I mean, I'm doing it with you.
Starting point is 00:04:02 I do understand. Man. But also, you used to thrive in this environment. All you've ever wanted is to be famous. No, no, I am famous. And it feels great. It is great. It is just, it's a lot.
Starting point is 00:04:15 It's fun. Yeah, but every time I talk to you, you're like, I either need a nap or I need to eat. Those are like the two levels that you hit. Well, I mean, it is now 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I've had breakfast. That's all I've gotten to eat because I've been working the whole time. Working and having fun. You were doing some bingo, which is fun.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I was doing bingo. I was doing blackjack, but they did not give me any food. And then I went to go order a sandwich. And you said, we don't have time for a sandwich. We got to record best bets. And you grabbed me by the year and drug me up here. You act like I'm your mother, which has been kind of an ongoing theme on this cruise. Everybody's like, are you his handler?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Are you his mom? And honestly, kind of a combination of the two. I have to round you up quite a few times. I do appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. keeping track of you, making sure you don't fall off the boat. Yeah, but it's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Like, it's a little weird being out here in this big thing called a boat. I don't know how it floats, first of all. And then also not being able to see land, very weird. You know, you are really lucky, though, because this cruise in particular, we haven't really been that far from land the whole time. Right. Like, we've been circling the Bahamas the whole time since we left NASA. We've seen Bimini.
Starting point is 00:05:28 We're just kind of floating out here at sea going six miles. thousand hour. Oh, that's nice. So, like, we're really not far. If you did fall overboard, you could swim to shore. Well, no, no, I'm not talking about me falling overboard. Then what are you worried about? Like, not being able to see things. Uh, if something happens to the boat? We just sink like the Titanic? Well, I need to see land so I could swim there. That's what I said. If you go overboard, we're close enough, you could swim right now. I doubt it. I'm not a very good swimmer. I did learn that about you. You were, you and Ray, Ray can't swim. And you swim like doggy paddle style. Yeah. Did you never have swimming lessons as a kid?
Starting point is 00:06:00 Oh, probably did. I was on swim team for a couple minutes and then I quit. A couple minutes? Like really? Just a couple minutes? I don't know. I don't know how long. But, I mean, it's just been so long since I've really swam. Okay. So who's teaching your kids out of swim, though? Professionals. Okay. So you're going to take them somewhere to learn how to swim? No, we did. We took them somewhere. And then we had a 16-year-old high school kid teaching them. And then now it's just like they're going to learn. The more they're in the pool, we realize the more they just learn. Yeah, that's true. But I'm just, you know, thinking about their dad, not being a little swim. What happens when they want to swim with you?
Starting point is 00:06:35 Yeah, it was, it was pretty sad. I'm not going to watch you swim. What do you mean? You were kind of doing like the little doggy paddle. I was taking my time. We weren't racing. We were just wallie gagging in the ocean. It wasn't like I was like, hey, swim here to here in 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:06:49 I would have, you know, put some mustard into it. But there was no mustard. You would have put some mustard in it? Yeah, I would have. Some mayonnaise too? No, just mustard. Okay. And I would have.
Starting point is 00:06:58 done it a little bit better. Instead, I was just kind of lollygagging in the water. You were. It's no big deal. It was an interesting fact, I learned. It's just not your guys a strong suit. Yeah, so I got to really improve. I need to go to do adult swim lessons because when I'm on Survivor, you got to be able to swim. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah, so I got to get adult lessons. You need to do that before. Just in case you ever get your shot, you're ready to go. That's what I'm saying. I've got to get adult lessons. Yeah, like sooner rather than later. I agree. And for your own survival. Yes. In general. Yeah. And you did we're floating in the waves. That you did good at. So let's talk about our trips off of the boat.
Starting point is 00:07:33 We'll get back to the boat. Where did we go? The first one we did was Key West. Oh, yeah. And we rented a golf car and we went around the island driving. We rented a golf cart. No, they're called golf cars. Yep.
Starting point is 00:07:46 I mean, my fiance sells them, so. I've never been in a golf car. I've been in a golf cart. They're called golf cars. Golf carts are the ones that used to be like only go like a certain speed and they didn't have engines and stuff. Those were golf carts. But now the ones that they sell that most people have that are like street legal and stuff,
Starting point is 00:08:02 they're golf cars. The more you know. Never knew that. The more you know. I'll call it a golf cart. Anyways, we rented one on Key West. And where all did we go? We went, oh, we went to the Hemingway house.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah. And saw the polydactal cats. Oh, that's what they're called? Yeah, the six toe beans. Well, let me tell you something about that house. It smelled like pee. Yeah, it did smell like cats. It was kind of gross.
Starting point is 00:08:25 And it was really humid in there. Yeah. And so the pee smells. smelled really bad. So I was like, let's get out of here. But it was fun. I pet a lot of the cats. Yeah. And it was cool. I mean, the oldness of the house. And if I knew who Ernest Hemingwin-Way was, it would be better. Hermine Way. What's with you? Like with the repeat? Like, Bimini-Himmingway? Well, you just said, what was his name again? So I said it again. His name's Ernest Hemingway. I don't know what he wrote. So it's not really that cool to me.
Starting point is 00:08:53 But it was a cool old house. I know he was a writer, but I didn't read his. stuff. He's a famous writer for sure. And there's only one that I think I know. Let me see. No, you didn't read him. There's only one book that I think I've ever might have read from him and I don't know for sure. So that's why I'm Googling his most famous books. Okay. Let me see. Well, we'll wait. Don't worry. We'll go ahead and talk about something. We did. We were all petting the cats. No, we put it to cats. The cats was cool, but I don't know if it's worth $19 to get into that museum. Yeah. It was worth it to me just to pet the cats. I cared about that more than I didn't. The animal shelter and packed cats were free.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Not six toe bean kitties. They're all running around happy as can be climbing trees. There was one asleep in a gutter. Yeah, he was hanging off the side of the house. Yeah, that was fine. No, I don't think I've read. He has a garden of Eden. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:09:42 I don't know. Yeah. But he has a lot of them. And yes, I feel like maybe I did ring back in school. Did he write where the sidewalk ends? No, that's not him. Oh, I read that in school. How about Curious George goes to the zoo?
Starting point is 00:09:53 He did not read that one either. What about Curious George goes to the chocolate? Chocolate shop. Okay, now you're just making up names. I think I've read one of these in school. Then what book is that? It's Curious George. Curious George joins the soccer team.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Did you read that? Did you read Junie B. Jones? Who? Juni B. Jones. Those were the best books. What is that? Juni B. Jones? She was like a kid and she was going through her life and had all these crazy moments.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And there's, oh gosh, there's like 40 or 50 of them. They're just these little chapter books. No, I don't know Jody B. Jones. Juney B. Jones. Are you saying Junie? Never heard of her. What about Encyclopedia Brown? You read that?
Starting point is 00:10:30 No. Oh, man. We had different childhoods. Yeah, what about Maniac McGee? Anyway, so we did go to Henry and the House? You didn't answer my question. I don't know who that is. It was a book.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I just stated we had different childhoods. Yeah, Maniac McGee and my mom would read that to me at night. So you're Maniac McGee? Well, I don't, I mean, I've remember there was a frog in it. Do you identify more with Curious George or Maniac McGee? Oh, Curious George. That was my jam. You're a curious monkey.
Starting point is 00:10:56 That was my jam. You dressed up as it one year or two with your kids. I was the man in the yellow hat and my middle son was curious George for Halloween. It was pretty cool. So we did do that. We did Hemingway House and then what did we do? We went to, there was like a four beach state park. No, we went to a bar.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Well, yeah, we popped in a bar, but not very long. And then we went to breakfast. We did eat breakfast at the breakfast club too. Yeah. And it was bomb. We had a pancake charcutory board. Yeah, the pancake charcutory board was dumb. Why was it dumb?
Starting point is 00:11:26 It tasted so good. It was way too many pancakes. But we ate almost all of them. No, we ate half. That's not true. We had four left and there was 14. So it was all right. I didn't think the pancakes were that great.
Starting point is 00:11:38 The French toast board was better than the pancake board, in my opinion. French toast fondue was the other thing that we got. Oh, is that what it was called? Yeah, fondue. And I got the shrimp and grits good. That's some of the best food we've kind of eaten, honestly, this week. Yeah, you're right about that. Yeah, really good food.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Then we went. That's when we went to the state. Park Beach and we hung out on the beach for a hot minute. Well, you guys were in such a hurry. That drove me nuts. Why? Well, we didn't go there just to hang out at the beach. Well, why not? Why did we go to the beach if we were going to hang out for 12 minutes and say, all right, let's go, guys, let's go.
Starting point is 00:12:12 I mean... I think we were there for like 45 minutes. It's like, I didn't even get to enjoy the water. You were in there. We swam out to the rocks and we hung out on the rocks, but you can only sit on the rocks for so long. Right, and then you're like, if we got to go, we got to go. And I'm like, why?
Starting point is 00:12:25 I had to keep us moving, you know? And then we went to a Cuban restaurant That was really good I didn't eat there Why? The humid menu did not have any offerings For my vegetarian diet I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:12:35 It was really good I did have some of the plantain chips though They were good Those were good Yeah so I enjoyed that And when we were there I saw baby chicks That was fun because there was roosters everywhere Yeah no one told me about roosters in Key West
Starting point is 00:12:48 Those were so cool Yeah And then we went to a gift shop And you made us go to a CVS because you forgot sunglasses and sunscreen? Wrong. I bought my sunglasses at the gift shop. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:02 We went to a gift shop in CBS because lunchbox forgot mouthwash, sunscreen, and sunglasses. And he also bought two shirts, one of which he is wearing right now. Yeah, I bought those from the gift shop. I bought the mouthwash and the sunscreen from Walgreens or CVS, whatever one it was. And I should have bought, what else did I need? That's all I needed. No, that's all you needed, but you needed something. So we had to stop in a CVS.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Yeah, because I didn't have sunscreen. I didn't realize you needed a sunscreen on a boat. Yeah. And you wouldn't go to the checkout. You wouldn't do the self-checkout? I don't work there. Yeah, and I don't understand that. Like, you're so against the times.
Starting point is 00:13:39 No, you know why? They don't give me a discount for checking myself out. No, but it helps you move faster if you do self-checkout. Sorry. If you do self-checkout, you know what you're doing? What am I doing? You're taking a job away from somebody. No, but sometimes I'll go to the people.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I just do both. I do whichever one's faster. No. Yeah. If the people at the doing it manually are faster, I'm going to them. If the self-checkout is empty, I'm going to there. Never doing it. I'm just helping with the efficiency of the store.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Well, they'll learn that they need to get more cashiers in there if you want to make them send a message. That's how you send a message. I don't really care to send a message, though. I just want to. So you don't care about other people having a job. I want to get my groceries and leave. Sorry, I'm here to support American people.
Starting point is 00:14:24 American job. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah. I think you just don't want to do it because you're not getting paid to do it. So you want to make somebody else do it. Well, correct. Yeah. Like, why would I do something that they're paying someone to do?
Starting point is 00:14:35 I don't know. I kind of also find it fun. You don't find it fun like to scan the, I like getting the little gun out and chum-chum-d-oom-do-o-o-o-o-oh. I used to do that, man. I've been there. That was in my past life. I did that.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Oh. So you're too bougy to be fun. No, I'm not too bougy to be fun. I'm trying to respect sensitive Sally over here that works at the cashier. I want her to keep her job. Why is she sensitive? Well, because she's emotional. Well, why is she emotional?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Because she sees people going to the self-checkout and she's like, I'm going to lose my job. I'm going to lose my job. I think, I don't know. I wish people would come over to me. I think we're always going to need both. I really do. I don't. You don't need self-checkout.
Starting point is 00:15:12 You really don't need it. And here's what's annoying. Like at the airport in Nashville. I go in there to buy some snacks, right? Oh, like one of the gas stations in there. Convenient stores. Whatever. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:15:24 And I walk up to the register and it's self-checkout only. But they have a woman sitting there hitting the buttons for you. If she's hitting the buttons, why shouldn't she just check me out? Yeah, see, that is weird. It's so annoying. That is weird. She's like, oh, here, hit here. All right, and I scan this item, scan this item.
Starting point is 00:15:40 I'm like, why don't you just check me out? What are we doing? I wonder if the reason why is because, like, they don't work the same hours. So like the late night or the early morning flights, they don't have somebody working. So they're just in there for some of it or something. No, they have to have someone working. I don't know. But you're right.
Starting point is 00:15:55 That is dumb. Like, just do one or the other in those situations. Right. You have an employee there hitting buttons and I'm like, what? I just so stupid. Very annoying. I'll keep using self-checkouts though. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:08 You hate American people having American jobs. I don't hate anybody having jobs. You hear that guys. If you're a cashier anywhere, Morgan wants you to lose your job. That's not true. There's also cashier. You can be a cashier at Buffalo Wildlings like I did. There's other cashier jobs.
Starting point is 00:16:21 You can't be a cashier at Buffalo Wildlings. I literally was. I took takeout. No, I, I was a host and then I did takeout orders and then I did Expo and then I was a waitress. But take out orders is a cashier. You stand at the counter. You take takeout orders, you get food and you deal with the money. It's a cashier. Well, soon you'll just be ordering on the app. People do order on the app and they also handle that. So like jobs evolve. Things change. Okay. You were so mad about that. I was mad about that. But then yeah, then we got back on the boat and we were on the boat and where did we go? Yeah, then we were at C one day.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yeah. And we did, oh gosh, the karaoke competition I've been host and has been crazy. We got some talented people on the boat. Yeah, I watched it one night. You saw Sushi Man. Who? Well, so his name's Devin, but he was upstairs eating sushi when I called his name. Yeah, he's the one you posted a video of.
Starting point is 00:17:13 It was Devin. He was singing Seelow Green. Oh, oh, I didn't know that. I saw him from the, I was in, what do you call that? The rafters. Yeah, I was up top, like looking over the. boat and you could see down in the middle, and that's when I saw him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:26 He was singing. Yeah, he's who I called Sushi Man because he was up eating sushi when he got called to come sing, I made him stop eating sushi to come sing. So, Devin, aka Sushi Man, he's solid. Man, maybe I need to have sushi tonight, man. You need some sushi in your life? I don't know. I'm just saying, like, I mean, I've been eating the buffet, and I mean, it's great.
Starting point is 00:17:44 You're a hater of the buffet. No, I just, it's not that I'm a hater. It's just you can only eat the buffet so many times in a row. It's true. There's variety in there, though. You keep getting the same thing as the problem. Every time I go, I try and get something different. Mix it up. Yeah, there's not. I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying, like, I like a meal. Like, I don't know. Sushi sounds good. We're on a boat. They probably catch it over the edge, reel it in, and then take it into the sushi restaurant. Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing. And so, I mean, I think that tastes really good. Okay. Well, I mean, you do love the really nice dining restaurant because they allow you to get two of things. things that you love. Like, this is your,
Starting point is 00:18:25 that is your prime location. Because you can get two entrees. You can get two apps. You can get two dessert. I did get two butternut squash soups last night. And it was so good. It was like, give me another one of them in my tummy.
Starting point is 00:18:40 This is turning to like only fans, ASMR of food. No, it was just really good. That's all. And then another night we were there, you got two entrees. Well,
Starting point is 00:18:49 they had, um, quarter. I don't know what that is. is. It was a fish. I had never had it before. And so I wanted to know what it tastes like. And since I didn't have to pay for it, I was like, hey, let me get some of that quarter, please. Yeah. And you had two, and then you had two desserts last night. I did. See? You thrive in the dining room. I had two. I had the peach cobbler. And then I also had the, what was it, sponge cake?
Starting point is 00:19:17 Oh, yeah, the strawberry. Oh, oh, the little. Yeah, but the sponge cake wasn't my favorite. I was thinking more Angel food cake. It was angel food cake. That's what it was. But I didn't like all the icing on it. I just wanted the spongy stuff. That will always be weird to me that you don't like icing. It's like the best part of a dessert. I disagree. But you also, your favorite dessert is cheesecake. So good. And they haven't had cheesecake, I mean, they had cheesecake one night. One night. Like, what are we doing? Cheesecakes should be available every night for dessert. Every night. You know what they have been mixing up, though, is the pastries in the morning? Still not that good. But like, I had like a chocolate croissant that was box. I'm not a big pastry guy.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Yeah. I love the pastry. Yeah, you like pastries. You like the bread. I'm like, eh, you know what I mean? Like, give me some cheese of cake. The cheesy cake.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah. And I will say that I did one night, I was in the casino. Wait, hold on. We're going to go into the casino talk. We're going to take a break, though, and then I'll let you go off on casino. All right, you talk and I'm going to pee and I'll be back.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Well, don't pee. We just have like a five second break. Well, yeah, you're going to have to filibuster because I'm going to pee in my pants. Okay. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be our back. And you, Philibuster, I'm going pee. You can have opinions.
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Starting point is 00:25:27 majority of your time in the casino. I mean, majority, no. But did I spend some time in the casino? Yes. I'd say like 40, 60. Yeah, I mean, it's been great. It's a lot of fun, you know, like teaching listeners how to win money, you know, me being their guide, their leader, their, what do you call them? Coach?
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah, oh, yeah, Coach is a good one word too. Coach is probably a better word. So, yeah, one night I sat, I went in there and played some craps and that didn't go so well. And the next night I went in and played, what did I play, roulette, hit a couple numbers. Then I had to go pee, just like I just went pee now. And this one guy that I played, Damon was his name. He was like, hey, man, we're going to hit the craps table. I was like, yeah, let's hit the craps table.
Starting point is 00:26:12 I'll be right back, man. I'll be right back. And I went to the bathroom. And then as I was walking back in, there was people sitting at a blackjack table. They're like, oh, lunch, sit down with us. Sit down with us. That's when your heart is torn. You're like, do you go back to Damon or do you go to these new listeners, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:27 that you haven't talked to, and you have to make a split-second decision? And so I sat down with these listeners, and I was teaching them how to play blackjack. and we played. And next thing, I know I'd been there for three hours. And they came up and they said, oh, guys, just so you know, we're going to be shutting down this table in 20 minutes. And I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:26:46 And I looked around. We were the only ones left in the casino. You were just having yourself a time. Were you up? Were you hot? It was 2 a.m. Yeah, but were you hot? Were you making money?
Starting point is 00:26:54 I was doing my best too. I was making them money. And that's the most important part is making them money. Oh, is it? Yeah. And so it was 2 a.m. I was like, guys, I got to go to bed. I got to go to bed.
Starting point is 00:27:05 And so I left the casino at 2 a.m. Didn't realize it was 2 a.m. That's what happens when you're on a boat. And hey, shout out to Damon because him and his wife are awesome. And they gave us both money, which we both lost. Yeah, I wouldn't include that part about. Well, I didn't want to tell my mom. Well, we have to shout out to them because they're awesome.
Starting point is 00:27:24 They love the casino. Big casino fans. Yeah, you know what's terrible, though? We don't know the wife's name. I know. I need to go ask her. I saw her again. Yeah, and you didn't ask her.
Starting point is 00:27:32 No. But it's because we were running to do this. we're trying to get it done. So I'll ask her. Okay, because it's one of those awkward times. It's like, you've talked to them so much that maybe you should know their name, but then you don't. In all fairness, though, we've met over a thousand people just in the last few days. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I am shocked. I've talked to so many people. And I'm like, oh, we've had to have met everybody now. And they're like, oh, my gosh, finally I get to meet you. And I'm like, what? How have I not met everybody? How have I not met everybody on this boat? I know.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Or people come up and they're like, I finally found you. I was like, really? I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Yeah, literally. And that's what they'll come up and say. And I'm just shocked that we haven't found each other yet. Yeah, like, man, this lady has been walking some laps. She is moving. Yeah. But this boat is 15 levels. Yeah. There's over 2,000 people on it. So there's a lot of people to go through, even in seven days. Yeah, that's true. On the last day, I'm going to post on Instagram and be like, hey, I'm going to be right here if you're on this boat. If you've not met me, come say hello. You just want to go sit in the library together? That's what I was going to do.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Okay. We can do that on our last day at sea before we disembark. I think it'll be sad. I think we'll be sad to leave when it actually is over. Will we? I think we'll be tired and ready to go home and sleep. But I think we'll be sad to be, you know, not in the warm weather on a boat. Yeah, but I don't get to go home and sleep.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I have three kids. Yeah. You may need a vacation from the vacation. Right. And I mean, shout out to my wife, you know, because she's at home and she did come down with strep throat and my middle child once again came down with strep throat. So she was battling that trying to get kids to baseball practice, getting to birthday parties, basketball tournaments. So yeah. I am impressed you have not lost your voice yet and you haven't
Starting point is 00:29:16 gotten sick yet. Well, I don't ever get sick. Either or. It's kind of always one when a vacation happens. So I'm kind of hoping you're doing good this time. Like before I go to bed, I drink a lot of water so I can hopefully my voice will be okay. But the only problem what that is, let me tell you, I have to get up five times every night to pee, at least. Then why don't you start doing it in the morning when you first wake up instead of right before you go to bed? I feel like it needs to be hydrated. My vocal cords needs to be hydrated while I sleep.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Well, I mean, you got saliva pumping through you. Hey, there goes Brandy. She won a thousand dollars playing bingo. Brandy, shout out. She was walking with her mom. Oh, we have had a lot of being. We've had a lot of activities. I've been doing karaoke, blackjack.
Starting point is 00:29:56 I did a morning walk. What have you been doing? All your activities. I have no idea. You can list them all. No, I really don't know. I did tequila, Sunrise Bingo.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Yep. And that was a packed house. Packed. Yeah, I think because your bingo was so packed, they're moving mine that's happening on the last day to the theater. Yeah, because there was not enough room in that room. And they had, these guys were coming with wheelies and they had chairs.
Starting point is 00:30:21 They were wheeled them in, throwing them down, running down, getting more chairs, bringing them in. It was wild. And we gave away, it was a lot of fun. I thought bingo was pretty fun. I, um, what's been your favorite so far? Oh man, let me think. My favorite, the blackjack tournament's been my favorite.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Yeah, that's been really fun. Like the participation with everybody, it's been fun. Yes, because they're allowed, like, what I like about it is it's all fun and it's, you know, whatever. Someone's going to win money in it. But at the same time, they're having fun letting the players flip the card of the dealer. Like when they need the dealer to bust it, they slide it over to and they let it flip it over for the table. I think that's fun. Instead of being very rigid.
Starting point is 00:30:59 didn't be like, no, we got to do it very professionally and only the dealer can touch the cards. Oh yeah. No, shout out to Terry. Terry's my favorite dealer. Liz has been, she was great the first couple days. That has been my favorite. The people gathered around and cheering. And then like the night I was in the casino, the third night, I didn't even play.
Starting point is 00:31:20 But Amy sat down at a blackjack table and I was her coach. And we had a lot of people in there and we were cheering and going crazy and Amy was winning money. Probably owes me happy if I'm saying myself because I was the coach. And that was a lot of fun. So I just like that kind of stuff. Okay. Maybe we need to go back in there just for funds one time. Not because we've been in there a lot for the tournament. Yeah, but your karaoke was fun. The first night I went. I didn't go to the second night. Yeah, that was super fun. What else has been fun? The drinks have been fun. All the people giving you piniacaladas. Everybody thinks you only like Peña Coladas now. I know. I know. Because we were, well, no, we were doing a Q and
Starting point is 00:31:58 on stage by the pool. And I mean, I'm not really, I don't know how it works, but when you're on a boat at the beach like this, I feel like a pinia collada or like when you're at the beach, a pinia calotta feels like the perfect drink. So I just wanted a pinia calada. Now people think that's all I drink and they keep bringing me pinia calatas and I'm like, guys, I just wanted it by the boat, man. I don't need it when I'm playing blackjack.
Starting point is 00:32:24 You know what I mean? How many do you think you've had now? Oh my God, $52,000. So many peon. And you know what? Hot take, I hate bea ni-cladas. They taste like sun tan lotion to me. That's your COVID. I don't think so. No, it is. No. It tastes like what's your sun, the, uh, beach bone. Yeah, it tastes like beach bono. No, you are, no, pinia coladas are, mm, they're so good when you're sitting by the pool or the beach and you're just like, ah, heaven. See, and you know what? Somebody told me to try Miami Vice because I don't like peonacolata, so maybe I'm going to attempt that, which is, I guess, a pinia colada mix with something else. I will say the one thing we have to stop,
Starting point is 00:33:01 Martinez, is talking to you from Seattle. The hot shots. Like, if you're going to order, like, if you're going to be nice and order me a shot,
Starting point is 00:33:11 make sure it's chilled. Hold on. You don't get to decide. No, you do. You do. What somebody gives you and they're giving you a drink
Starting point is 00:33:17 for free. That's not how that works. No, I'm 44 years old now. Okay. If you bring me a warm shot, I mean, I'm not trying to be a diva, but I'm going to be like,
Starting point is 00:33:24 you are being a diva. Bye. Okay, but you can't, then you can't, ask for things for free. You take with what you get when it's free. Because these people, like, they bring me tequila shots when I'm hosting things and I'm like, all yeah, I'll do it. And it's like, oh my God, it's warm. Who wants a warm shot? I understand when you're 21 and you're, 18 and you're doing shots and there's no choice. You know what chilled is. But now that we're
Starting point is 00:33:49 44, chill the shot. The vodka shot I have was pretty, it was like in between. It wasn't warm, wasn't cold. Oh, my, my tequila shots have been warm. Every single one of them have been warm. That's probably on purpose, honestly. And I'm like, oh, oh. But then you have to just say no. And then you don't get free drinks anymore. I was introducing Cooper Allen, right? And this guy brings me a shot on stage.
Starting point is 00:34:08 I'm like, all right, yo. Cheers to the boat. And everybody's like, cheers. And I'm like, I don't even eat a lime. And I threw the lime in the crowd, right? And I didn't realize it was warm at this time. And I took the shot. And I'm like, oh, my God, I couldn't use that lime.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I could use that lime. It was really bad. You're trying to be cool guy. I regretted it. I was trying to be cool guy. And I regret it a big time. Well, I'm glad you're having fun. How much do you think of drink?
Starting point is 00:34:29 More than normal? You're not really a big drinker anymore. More than normal, more than what I would regularly drink on a Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when's the last time you think you've drank this much? I don't know. I haven't been on a vacation like this in a long time.
Starting point is 00:34:45 I know, like without kids. Right. So I don't know. It's been a long, long time. Long, long time. I love you long time. I've had one strawberry, daquery. we went to when we were on NASA.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Yeah. So that was our adventure on NASA. We got off the boat and we went to Queen's staircase. We went to walk. It was like these 60th staircase. It's supposed to be this national monument in NASA, which was really cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:09 It was a cool spot. But we cheated. We went from top to bottom. Apparently you were supposed to go from bottom to top. Yeah. We did not. Didn't earn it. No, we did not.
Starting point is 00:35:16 And then we went to the beach. We went to Cabbage Beach where lunchbox was just dive in in the big waves. Let me tell you. These were 12 footers. Over my head. Right? Would you say 12 feet? I don't know how. They were huge.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Maybe 8 feet. Yeah. But they were over my head, guys. It was kicking my ass. And he was like a little kid in the waves. He was just like diving in him, jumping on him. And then he'd look at me on the beach like, oh, mom, what are you watching? Is this fun?
Starting point is 00:35:41 Like just a little kid. No, no, no. Every time. Nope, nope, nope. I would go for about 15 minutes and I'd be like, oh, is Morgan still there? I just want to make sure she didn't get kidnapped because I don't know what goes on down here. And there was a couple times I looked up and Morgan was gone. and I was like, oh, where'd she go?
Starting point is 00:35:56 I sat in the same spot the entire time. There was people blocking you a couple times. Well, and you kept moving in the waves. You'd go different directions. Yeah, that's what I found out is that I would move. And I was like, oh, she's down the beach. That's how I'd line up where I was supposed to be is I'd look for you. Oh, I need to go back that way.
Starting point is 00:36:10 It was funny. It really reminded me of like a kid looking for their parents back on the beach. Like, are you watching what I'm doing? This is cool. I was like lunchbox and I was being the mom because I did not get in the ocean that day. I wish I would have. I was worried our stuff was going to get stolen. honestly.
Starting point is 00:36:26 See, that's where you need to quit worrying so much. Why? That's a fair thing to, I'm not used to this area. Either am I? Yeah, and you're just going to leave our wallets, our phones, everything we need to get back on the boat. Covered up with a shirt. Okay, they could take the whole thing. I was too paranoid.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Do you know what beach life is about? It's not about stealing. It's about relaxing. You know how much stealing happens on the beach? None. A lot. None. A lot.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Nope. You've never seen those people with metal detectors. They like purposely go and stuff. tell people's money. No, they don't. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. They're looking for buried treasure. Yeah, okay. Okay. You tell yourself that. I mean, look, I love money's shoes. You never watch Baywatch? They go and they put like coolers on top of things and steal stuff. Did you really just reference Baywatch? I did. As your barometer. Yes. Do you know what Baywatch is? Yeah, a show. Not real. Okay. But people still steal on the beach. It's a real thing.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I was just kind of making a joke of it. I mean, because I drop my sandals so much. and we were packing up to go and you're like, where are your shoes? And I was like, well, nobody's going to steal sandals. Can I be honest? I totally forgot where I put them. I thought they got washed away in the ocean. I thought they did too for a second. I was like, oh, damn, this is going to be a long day.
Starting point is 00:37:37 They're not trying to steal those. They're trying to steal like a bag. Like I had a straight up purse. Why would they not steal my brand new sandals? Because they don't care. Those aren't valuable to them. They could be. You know, it's valuable on iPhone that costs $1,000 or money in a wallet or a credit card.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Or a passport or that. They can take my ID and run across. the border for all I know. Okay. I'm just saying like I was a little worried about you. Hey, I got in the beach when we were in Key West. For three minutes. No, I was in there. I swam out to the rocks. Uh-huh. And I was out there for a while. But then Eddie said he got stung. I was like, okay, I'm leaving. But did he really? I don't know. He says he did. He just makes things up. Making itself sound tough. Anyways, the one drink I did had was after we went to the beach in NASA, I went and had strawberry
Starting point is 00:38:22 dachry at the dollar bill bar. It was called the bearded clam. Yeah. That was really good. The strawberry dagger was not. No, because they put it in straight syrup.
Starting point is 00:38:32 There was not a strawberry in sight. I know. That was your problem. I know. I had like three sips. Yeah. But I liked my, what was it called?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Conch. Yeah, you're like fried conch. It's like a seafood, yeah? Yeah, it was really good. I'd like some of that
Starting point is 00:38:48 when we get to Benaman, Ben, Bambami. BEM any. Bimini. There you go. I got it. Ben-in-me.
Starting point is 00:38:55 We were so close. It really feels like the Friends episode every time I try and teach you Bimini. That's a tough word. We're going to take a break and we'll be right back. All right. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program.
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Starting point is 00:44:07 in time. We haven't reached Bimini yet by the time we're recording this. So we're just at C today. We get to hang out, eat food. You know how much ice cream I've eaten lunch? Um, a lot. Uh, you, like, every time I see you, you have ice cream. I know. You know how cool it is to just have soft serve available all the time? Um, pretty cool, because you're taking advantage of it. Have you not eaten any ice cream? Uh, I, two things, ice cream. First one, not so good. Second one, Cherry, pretty good. It's so good. There's one guy,
Starting point is 00:44:40 gosh, what's his name? He's on a motorized wheelchair. Man, that dude is on the ice cream. He has it like six times a day. You know what? But like, this is the time. You get free ice cream on a cruise ship. You paid for it.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I mean, the ice cream lady sees him at breakfast, and she's like, hey, you ready for here some ice cream? Or she sees him in the hall, and she's like, ice cream's waiting for you. I aspire to be this man on the scooter. Yeah, he's pretty cool. I wish I remembered his name.
Starting point is 00:45:06 name. You're normally really good at names, but again, we've met a lot of people. I was going to say, here, the first day, I was nailing people. But then when they change clothes, a little shady. Or if you meet them and they didn't have sunglasses on, and now all of a sudden they have sunglasses on. Correct. Yeah. It's hard. You got a few identities when you're on a cruise ship. Yeah, I remember Frannie and Kathy, we met them the first day at lunch. And there's a guy, GTS. Have you met him? You did meet him. He was in the cool shirt at Keith Urban, and he had glasses in the big gold chain. Oh, good time, Kenny. Oh.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Good time, Scotty. Good time, Scotty. He's GTS. He bought me these underwear. Okay, he bought you. That feels weird. Yeah, but it's really a swimsuit. Oh, well, swimsuit and underwear are vastly different.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Yeah, but does he not think I have a swimsuit? I think he's worried that you don't have enough clothes. Oh. He'd get you a small? No, he got me an extra large. What the heck? What's worse? What's worse?
Starting point is 00:45:59 If he would have got you an extra small or an extra large? I don't know. How do I take this back? I don't know where it came from. Oh, you don't think he was on the boat? Maybe. I don't, did you ask him? No, he just handed it to me.
Starting point is 00:46:10 He goes, now we can match. Oh, that's why he bought him for you wanted to match with you. Right, but the problem is I'm going to need a rope to keep him up. Just go tell him. He'd be happy to help. He said he's vying for the best cruiser award. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Oh, there's some good ones. I know. I was trying to think about that. You know who my favorite is so far? Who? You saw her when she was at karaoke. She's been at karaoke both times, and she's also in a scooter, but she also has a cane.
Starting point is 00:46:36 And she gets up and she dances. I need to figure out her name because she is the life of the party. As soon as she starts dancing, everybody else starts dancing. Yeah. So she's up top for me right now. Okay. And Kathy, who is playing poker? It's not poker, Morgan.
Starting point is 00:46:51 You call it poker one more time. I'm going to throw you off the boat. It's Blackjack. Wait, what's the difference between poker and Blackjack? A big difference. Is poker a game? Yes. I thought, I just thought all game, all card games were poker.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I really did. You're telling me poker itself is a game. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Guys, this is what I deal with,
Starting point is 00:47:14 guys. This is what I deal with. I mean, I know like the overarching is gambling, but like I really thought poker was all card games. I did not realize poker itself was one specific game. Yeah. Very sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:23 There's different types of poker. Okay. Maybe that's what I know there's like blackjack and Texas Holden, but I thought they were all under the umbrella of poker. No. No. This is a little weird on my brain right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Okay. Got it. So we have poker. We got Blackjack. We got Texas hold them. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Okay. So Blackjack. Kathy was playing Backjack. She's also in my running. Yeah. Who's her daughter? Gosh. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:48 She calls her mama all the time. So that's the only thing that I remember from name wise. I forgot. I forgot her daughter's name. Dang. I met her the first night playing craps. And I forget. And Damon and his wife, which we got to figure out her name.
Starting point is 00:48:00 We've already gave them shout out. I know. I'm talking about best cruisers. Oh. So far. Well, I don't know. Lexa was pretty good. Her and her mom.
Starting point is 00:48:07 I played blackjack with him all night. Their sister was up in bed. And so I see her every time and I see her sister now. I'm like, hey, you miss the best night of the cruise. Just so you know. She's like, there was a woman also during karaoke that sang Red Solo Cup. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:24 She was pretty cool. What was her name? I don't know. Bimini. Yeah, Bimini. Miss Bimini. Okay, what else have we missed? We got a little bit longer to go.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I'll tell you what. I'm not really an ocean guy. Yeah. Like I don't like the beach. I'm with you. See, you were giving me a hard time for us leaving. I'm not good at just like sitting on the beach. If we would have had an activity planned, like jet skiing or parasailing.
Starting point is 00:48:48 No, no, like swim in the water. Yeah, that doesn't entertain me for long enough. I need an activity. But I will say the weather in Nassau, it was not hot. And the water was perfection. I could get along with that kind of beach. day. But if it gets any hotter, I don't want to be out there. Yeah, and you can't really control that.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Like that, but that water felt amazing. And the water was so like blue. Mm-hmm. It was different shades of blue. It was beautiful. Mm-hmm. Read my lips. Beautiful. Well, I can't really read your lips.
Starting point is 00:49:25 They don't see you right now. I know. It was a joke. But it was multiple colors. We had like a deep blue. There was a teal and like a light blue. Yeah, and bingo. These two dudes out of here are.
Starting point is 00:49:34 taking model pictures. They've been taking pictures for the last 30 minutes right there. Oh, is there like a tripod set up right there? Probably. That's pretty funny. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's a tripod.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Are they doing a TikTok? There's another dude taking a picture. It's funny because where we're out in the studio, we can see a lot of things happening. There's a track outside of here. There's lawn chairs. There's a basketball court. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:55 It's kind of cruising is fun people watching. Yeah. Oh, they're doing TikTok. They're doing TikTok. Oh, we're watching it live. They are doing a TikTok. This better make it to our feed. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I feel like I should interrupt this and just like open. You know, here, let me see something. Well, don't ruin their TikTok. I'm not going to ruin it. I'm just going to show up in the door and see if they laugh. Did they see you? Yeah, they see me. The one guy's walking away.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Oh, my God. They're thriving. Do they have magic outfits? They all have like Hawaiian shirts on. Okay. I think they might be worker, like employees on the ship, maybe. I haven't seen them, so maybe they're. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:50:39 They're making a fun. That's hilarious. That's really good. We need to see what they're doing. Maybe we can make one of that. If you are listening to this, we'll be done with the cruising. We need to make some more videos.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I know. I told you what we should do. Which one? Me throwing you in the pool. You never suggested that. That'd be a great one. No. Let's not.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Okay, okay. We need to come up with some. That's the thing that we haven't done. Man, and we haven't done the walkie talkies at all. I know. I brought walkie talkies for us and guys. I need you to charge mine. You already.
Starting point is 00:51:09 It's already dead? Yeah. I left it all the whole time. Why? Well, I just realized it. I just realized it when I went into my room and it was beeping and me, and I'm like, oh, I forgot to turn it off. Okay, I'll charge it.
Starting point is 00:51:23 But we only have like two more days to use them. I know, I know. We haven't been good on it. But it threw me off because there's other people on the channel on the boat. It really freaked you out. Yeah. And I was like, are we on like the employees channel? We shouldn't be on these walkie talkie.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Because the first day we got on, I was in my room. And I got on there and I said, oh, there's a captain. coming on, we're ready for departure, and Morgan freaked out. She immediately texted me and goes, oh, my God, oh, my God, we're on the captain's channel. Did you hear that? That was the captain. And I was like, I did hear it. Oh, my gosh, we're going to get thrown off the boat.
Starting point is 00:51:53 She goes, but they said to bring walkie-talkies. Oh, no, maybe we need to change channels. And then you five minutes later were like, that was me. Ha-ha-ha. I was so worried we were going to get in trouble. I know. I know. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Oh, yeah. What else about the boat? Stuff goes on all night. That's what's crazy. Yeah, I've been going to bed early. Keith Irvin was awesome. Oh, that lady is still walking, dude. She is moving.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Girl, calm down. Keith Irvin was great. Scotty McCreery was really good. Who else was there? I'm excited to see Leanne Rhymes. I haven't seen her yet. Yeah, Parmally's on the boat now. Oh, yeah, the Parmally moment's good.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Yeah, and the drunk girl that got on stage with Scottie McCreary. I guess she's still on the boat. I don't know. I assume and the same one that also was drunk and got on Bobby's first show. I'm assuming they're all on the boat still. I don't think you get thrown off or being drunk. You might not. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:45 You may get thrown in like the downstairs jail for a minute. Or do they lock you in your room? Think about your decisions. Yeah, that's good. Time to reflect. Yeah, give you like 10 hours of rest and come back. Reflection, yeah. But yeah, man, I don't know what else we did.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Keith Urban was awesome. He gave his guitar to someone in the crowd. Oh, and I talked to her. The one who got it? I don't know her name. I'm really bad. I thought it was a dude. Nope.
Starting point is 00:53:10 And my favorite thing is, Morgan, the first thing she says is, how are they going to get that guitar home? And you know what's funny? Hold on. The first reaction should be, oh my God, they got a Keith Urban guitar or not, how are they going to get that home? Okay, first of all, I'm so used to have gone to a lot of Keith Urban shows and he always gives away a guitar. This is like his thing. Second of all, she came up to me at your bingo and was like, hey, I'm the one who got the guitar. How do I get it home? Did she really?
Starting point is 00:53:35 Not kidding. I'm not. I was like, oh, I was thinking about this last night. I was like, you need a guitar case and he needed to check that. So she's going to try and figure it out when we get back to Florida. She's really concerned about how she's going to get back. Where does she live? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:47 I didn't ask that part, but they're on a flight. That could be her carry-on luggage. Yeah, but she's on Delta. And Delta is different than like Southwest. I've seen people carry on their guitars and it's not been an issue. I've never seen that on a Delta flight. Huh. So.
Starting point is 00:54:01 I'm sure there's a store in Fort Lauderdale. I would think. That she could, you know, ship it like FedEx. Yeah. Or I told. or just if she could buy a hard guitar case, like a cheap one somewhere. Yeah. And just throw it in that and check the bag.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Or she'd give it to me. No. No, and then I'd get it to her. No, you wouldn't. We'd be in the same situation as like the girl we saw who you gave the Jordan Davis lyrics that took you like eight years. To me a year and two months to mail it to her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:29 So we're not going to do that again. But she was excited. Oh, we got a Colton from Regina is here. He's on the ship. Oh, yeah, you told us. Yeah. That was like the first day we met him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I just liked it. He was from Regina, so I remember his name. Yeah, he had to tell us so we knew it was a real city. Yeah, and I met people from New Hampshire because we didn't think New Hampshire was real. Don't loop we in there. I knew. A lot of people from Delaware, a lot of people from Ohio, Oklahoma. We've had people from Wichita, which has been cool. Yeah, I met a couple from El Paso. Yeah, they met a couple from Abilene and then they moved to El Paso because that's where she's from. Oh, I met a couple from Alaska. That one was crazy. I met a woman from Hawaii. Yeah. But see, Alaska's crazy because it's like polar opposite.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Hawaii. It's a long way. It is a long way, but like Alaska, the environment, cold, snowy, mountain weather, and then come down here to the ocean. Bonita, she was at Bingo, I think. She yelled at me. She was like, I'm still Benita. And I was like, oh, my bad.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Because I thought she was about to have bingo. I was like, what's your name? She goes, still Benita, because I asked her a minute ago what her name was. And I came back around the room and I saw her standing and I thought I hadn't talked to her yet. My bad. That's not me. Another favorite of mine is somebody who, you overheard you complaining about having to do best bits with me. and she was like, you want some wine with that cheese?
Starting point is 00:55:39 I liked her. She was funny. Yeah, so it's been great. I mean, it's been really fun. I don't know. I'm having fun. I'm definitely tired. Tired.
Starting point is 00:55:46 And I do miss my Remy and Hazel. Thank you. My babies. My girls. No, don't call them your girls. It's just easier to say that, you know? No, it's not. Say my pets.
Starting point is 00:55:57 No, it's not as fun. Okay. I like what I want to say. Yeah, I mean, I tried to face time. No, we don't want to FaceTime. Okay, cool, man. They don't miss you. I was like, you guys want to see the ocean.
Starting point is 00:56:06 No, we're good. All right. Good talk, good talk. Is your wife ready for you to come home? Probably. I mean, we haven't really talked that much. I mean, I don't have a lot of time and just trying, like, you can't call. Like, the cell phones don't work. You can only FaceTime. Only FaceTime. And so when I have time, they have something going on or when they want to FaceTime, I'm doing something. And so it's just, it's tough, man. It's a rough life out here on the open seas. I know. Whenever I FaceTime, my fiance, I just fall asleep and he's like, dude, just go to bed. We did see dolphins. We did, a brief moment. Morgan and I were eating lunch and me with an eagle eye saw the the pod of dolphins
Starting point is 00:56:44 out of the water. Is that supposed to be like their little fins coming out of the water? And then that's him going back in the water. Are they still working on the TikTok back there? No, that's a guy with a guitar. Oh. Okay. All right. We've had a good time up here. Yeah, anything else?
Starting point is 00:56:56 I think that I can think of. We still have a few more days to go though, so. Yeah, I mean, stuff's going to happen, man. Stuff's going to happen on this boat. It's crazy. Ben-a-mini. Bim-mini. Bim-mini.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Bim-mini. There you go. Tomorrow. Mm-hmm. It's going to be wild. We have another day at C and then we're done. Yeah, Lee Bryce tomorrow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:17 And we got Parmali and we got Cassie Ashton. I think those are in Leanne rhymes. Yeah. Oh, Parmali is doing something. Someone's renewing their vows. They're doing it out there in the... No, that's... Thelma and James are doing that.
Starting point is 00:57:27 The vow renewal? Is Parmali doing it too? Both, maybe? Yeah, man. I was going to try to watch that, but I don't think we're going to make it. What time was it at? Three. Oh, well, we can go here soon.
Starting point is 00:57:35 We'll get there. We'll stop this, and we're going to answer questions. We'll be done. That'd be four minutes. We'd have to get there in four minutes. Well, the boat's really small, you know? Yeah, but we got to do questions.
Starting point is 00:57:43 And you know, you can't answer a question, short answer. Don't look at me. It's a you problem. You got to ramble on and on and on and on. You know who rambles on and on is lunchbox. When I try and get them to someplace, we stop like 80 times. And he has to tell everybody's entire life story. You know why?
Starting point is 00:57:57 Because people want to talk to me. And they're like, hey, you're famous. I'm like, I know, you want to hear about my life story? And I tell them. And so what we're here on the boat to do is tell him my life story every two minutes. That's exactly why we're here to hear your life story. Yeah. I think it's more just say hi, hang out, have fun.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Yeah. That too. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to get out of here. All right, man. Hey, we're out here in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Starting point is 00:58:19 I mean, we may be in the Indian Ocean by now. I don't think that's how that works. Yeah, you got to go from ocean to ocean. Yeah, but we literally have, we can see the coastline of Bimony. Oh, we're not in the Indian Ocean anymore? So we're out of the Indian Ocean. We're back into what? We never went to the Indian Ocean.
Starting point is 00:58:35 I don't know. We've literally been by Florida. We have been by Florida this entire time. We have not left the area. Okay. Okay. Well, buy from the middle of the ocean. Yeah, which ocean we are unclear on, guys.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Not we. Don't put me in that category. We are unclear on what ocean, man. All right. Thanks for being here lunch. I mean, this is supposed to be my downtime on the boat, and here I am working again. Stop complaining. You're having fun.
Starting point is 00:58:59 No, I'm saying, on the boat. I'm supposed to be chilling right now, but no, I'm up here working like always, man. This is kind of chilling. We're just talking. Rehashing, living it up, talking about memes. I'm probably got so many more stories, but I can't remember them. I know. There's a lot that has happened. But we can always debrief further when we get back. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:14 For now, this is where we leave you guys. Boy. Okay. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms.
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