The Bobby Bones Show - Mystery Box Christmas Gift Exchange + Old Dominion + Eddies Feliz Navidad Performance!

Episode Date: December 24, 2021

Merry Christmas from The Bobby Bones Show! We have our show gift exchange where we are given a gift that we can accept or pick a mystery box! Old Dominion gives a live performance and Eddie plays "Feliz Navidad" live in studio! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So I did it, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Raymundo. However, Ramundo, our producers, got taken down twice. Yeah, I don't know. One of them I had my shirt off. I get that. The other one, I was just wearing a tank top. Nothing wrong with that pick. They said, uh, potential Photoshop.

So you're out. Good for you. I'll give you my top five first. Drum roll, please. Number five. Looks to me like a midlife crisis, Johnny Knoxville. Number four Looks like what happens

When a famous actor turns into a drug addict Except you'll never make a comeback Oh my gosh What? Number three I'm sure you tell everyone you're using this downtime During quarantine to finally finish your screenplay But we all know you're just talking preteen YouTubers all day

Number two You look like the end result of a nerdy guy Who got rejected a lot in school Somehow found success Made money doesn't know how to function as an adult will be going bankrupt in the very near future. Except the last part. Wow, wait. Kind of true?

And then number one, the number one roast on me. You look like Ryan Seacrest made love to Drew Carey. And I'm the baby. That's funny, dude. There you go. Those are my top five roasts. All right, let's go over to Eddie,

your five roast when you posted your picture. Oh, boy. Well, the description's funny because it's 40 years old, have four dads with a bod to prove it. That's the title on top. First one, here we go. Looks kind of like Adam Sandler, but not funny. I mean, I don't think I look like Adam Sandler.

Did you pick these? No. Like, how do you make the top five? Eddie picked the nicest ones. How did that make the top five? I picked the ones that went the hardest. Okay, number four. Looks like a Walmart brand, Tony Stark.

Okay. I mean, I don't know. This is what they wrote, okay? We have to have Mike D. find the ones that were hard for. Number three, why is your mom still dressing you? I guess because I have like shorts and a t-shirt. I don't know.

Number four, something tells me he's spoken to Chris Hansen in person. Now that's funny. That's funny. I got one of those two. There you go. You want them to all be terrible? Okay, one more. And the last one. This guy is easily in his 60s.

Jerks. Maybe you're just not that roastable. Well, I mean, I'm telling you, Bones. There's some in there that I can't Tell on air. Yeah. Like a really bad one. I guess so. I'm looking at them now.

Ooh. Do you see one in there that I left out? That's not good. I see like four. You left out. That's not good. But can you say it? Maybe.

Okay. Lunchbox. Give me your top five. Okay. So the picture of me is in a Harlem Globetrotters jersey. And I said, Prom King still living the dream 20 years later, heading to the court to hoop.

Number five, prom king but homeschooled was your aunt or sister queen. That's a good one, good one. Number four, the world would be better off if he just went back to 1999 and quarantined himself there. All right. Number three, he is apparently still living through his make-a-wish foundation today. That's a good one. Oh, dang. Go ahead.

number two I thought you weren't allowed to use Photoshop for these pictures Chester here's got the head of a 50 year old hobo and the body of a six year old Chester They need you with three out of a six year olds Then the head then the body

Dang all right go ahead And number one I didn't know Chuck Norris was addicted to meth Oh There you go Nice Well those are our roast

We did invite those We said, hey, let us have it. And so, well, they did. That was funny. That last one, people are, the internet is. No, they're funny. Oh, I don't know. One about lunchbox.

And what hillbilly Backwoods Hicktown was your buddy Promkeen? Hey, Bones, on yours, I saw one that said, it said, like, I really like to say something bad about you, but I really can't. And it said, was it you? Did you post on your own? Probably. I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it. I think I was just getting it going to. I don't know. It sounds like something I would do. It was like, I'd really like to say something bad. Someone said, you're actually pretty cool looking. Wish I could say more. That was me. My name is on there. It's time for another round of easy trivia, the last one of the year.

So whomever wins this goes out as champ. Wow. Okay. So I googled easy trivia questions that everyone should know. This is what we got. We got four players. Amy, lunchbox. Eddie.

And Morgan number two. Don't forget when you lose, you get boned. Oh, yeah. That's what I say. But not only do I say it now, you've been bone. Awesome. You don't want to hear that. No, we do not.

You don't want to hear that. Amy. Ready. Easy trivia, you should not miss the first round for sure. Question number one. How does Santa Claus enter the homes of children? Chimney. Correct.

Lunchbox, because it is almost Christmas, what sweet snack is typically left out for Santa? Well, I mean, milk and cookies. Correct. Eddie, what do people traditionally put on top of a Christmas tree? Ooh, that would be a star. Or an angel, both would be accepted. Great, thank you.

Hey, Morgan, easy trivia, and what city was Jesus born? Bethlehem. Correct. You're all on to the next round. Right. Good job, good job. They get a little harder, though. Amy, how many points is a touchdown worth?

That's not a hard question. It's not something that I can just say with confidence right away. I think it's six, and then if you get the field goal, seven, so the touchdown is worth six. Correct. Lunchbox, how many wise men were there? He threw his hands in the air. Come on, you know this.

I have no idea. No, no, no, you do. Think about it. You know this. How would I know? I don't even know one of their names. They have names? I mean, I don't know if anyone knows their names.

I mean, the first number that popped in my head was seven, so I will just say seven. Oh, gosh, he doesn't know it. That's like the seven dwarfs, I think. He doesn't know it. He thinks it's seven dwarfs. He really? Yeah, I don't know I know. It's dumpy grun.

Sleepy. I don't think that's very easy. And Doc. Follow the star. If it's not easy, we'll all say it on the count of three. Everyone. One, two, three, three. Yeah.

There's only two people who got that. Morgan number two didn't say it. Me and Nadee didn't say it. Morgan. Sorry, I knew it. I just, yep, I was tweeting. She's tweeting along with the show. Working.

She's tweeting. The three wise men. And what did they bring? Frankencese. What? Gold. Frankis is a mirror. Oh, yeah, golf against the mur.

Yeah. Because there's three. I don't know what that means. I don't know what Frankenstarring is in murder. Sorry. I mean, I've never heard that. Well, you've never heard the three wise men? Wait, then why do you always ask off to go to church?

Well, I mean, I went to church. You know anything about the birth of Jesus? Would you have got what town? Yeah, I ought to got Bethlehem. Yeah. I knew that, but that's about it. I'm not... I know Garden of Eden.

What was Jesus... What was Jesus? What? Eden. Oh, I'm just saying, I'm not blaming you for it or, like, expecting you to know it other than that you always ask off to go to church on certain holidays. Yeah, and you guys always reject my... No, and you present yourself as a very devout person.

I'm like, seven wise men. I'm very Catholic. I go to Ash Wednesday. Well, lunchbox, I hate to say it, but here it comes. You've been bone. That just sounds so intense. It is intense. Hey, nobody wants to get bones. No one. No one wants to get bone.

Eddie, come on. Rolex is a company that specializes in what type of product. That would be a watch. Correct. Morgan, what are the four main points on a compass? North, south, east, and west. Correct.

Should have to think about that. What, Amy? Nothing. Those are just both really, really easy, so I feel like a hard one is coming. So was touchdown. Three Wiseman? Wiseman was the hardest by far. That's so easy lunch.

Okay, next up. Amy, what kind of shirt was Steve Jobs famous for wearing? A black turtleneck. Correct. Dang, I didn't know that. Eddie, what U.S. State is known for? Peaches. Georgia

Correct Morgan Easy Trivia What's the highest Mountain in the world Hmm That's tough Mount Kilimanjaro

Is a really tall one Need an answer Mount Kilimanjaro Incorrect What's the one That you felt like Was so easy You didn't even want to say it

I don't know Like Mount Rushmore or something Not a mountain The four wise men are up there though Yeah George, Abe. Mount Everest. Oh, yeah.

Yep, that makes sense. Well, I hate to say it, but... You've been boned. Only two players remain. Amy and Eddie. Amy, J.K. Rowling was famous for writing what book series? J.K. Rowling.

I know, I know. I'm just making sure I'm going to say Harry Potter. Making sure it wasn't also Twilight, but... Harry Potter. Correct. Eddie, what president was the Teddy Bear? named after? Teddy Roosevelt.

Correct. Oh my gosh, the way you looked. Worried me. All right, they get a little harder now. Amy, how many degrees are there in a circle? 360. Nice. Wow.

The innermost layer of Earth is called what, Eddie? The core. Nice. Look at you guys. These next two are hard. What astrological signs symbol is a crab? Are you kidding? I don't even know.

I didn't even know they had symbols. A crab? What am I? I'm a Pisces, but I don't know my symbol. Maybe I think that's a lion, if I had a guess. Pisces is water, right? Okay, I don't know. A crab, I don't know.

Aquarius. That's also a sign. Oh, wait. Aquarium. Aquarius. Hold on, hold on. What's your... Aquarius.

Is that even a sign? That's a sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting confused here what the question was. What astrological signs symbol is a crab? Aquarius. That may be the water one, huh? I have no idea.

I have a board aquarium? I don't even know. It's crab. A crab. That's the sign for a cancer. Cancer. That's the answer. Oh, cancer.

I mean, I know them. I don't know them at all either, honestly. That's like not even easy trivia. I'm a Rame. Is that what we have on Aries too? Yeah. I just know my own because I'm very selfish. I'm Pisces, but I don't know mine.

Are you thinking about the one that you get a Chinese restaurants? Remember those plate things? No that I think about it. I'm not quite sure what I am. No, I'm going to get boned because of that question. Oh, let's see. You're not getting boned yet. You only get boned when you lose. You can't believe it. Eddie. Come on. To win. Yeah. To bone Amy to get bone. To bone Amy and to win.

He's not. What do snakes smell with? This is weird because they do have noses, but they don't smell through those. Do they? Nope. They smell through their tongue. I sliver and smell with my tongue. Do you think he's right? I don't know. I have no idea.

What else would they use? Well, maybe their eyeballs or their skin? Oh, that's crazy. Maybe their tail. What's their skin called? Skin. Scales? No, what is the snake's skin called?

Amy? I got bone. You've been bone. Yeah. Eddie, you didn't get bone. You won. Gullin'all is a champion. Fact Friday.

The five most fun facts of the week, randomly as possible, brought to you by Amy. Here we go. Number five. I'm going to start off with the most depressing one so we can build up. These are not supposed to be depressing fact Friday. It's a fun fact, but then you're also like,

so the reason Chuck E. Cheese loves celebrating birthdays is. I know he's an orphan or he was like adopted. According to a book on his origin story, He's an orphan who didn't know his own birthday, so he loved other kids' parties. Guys, I didn't know that. Me either. Me either. A whole life story of Chuckie cheese.

That's so cool. It is cool. But I don't feel sad because he ain't real. That's right. It's a fake story. That is a fun fact. Number four. One of the key ingredients and a lot of dryer sheets is beef fat.

What? Why? The dryer sheets are coated in the beef fat to help make the clothes. softer and I feel like when I felt certain ones, maybe that's that film I feel on the outside. Maybe that's when my tummy's softer these days. But, hey, if you're vegan, you might need to be aware of your dryer sheets. Oh, good call. Let me go to Mike D on this who is vegan. Mike D, do you use dryer sheets? I do not. Did you know that? I did. Oh, okay. Is that why? Yeah, it's on a list of things. Oh, so it's

kind of known by vegans. Huh. Okay, that's pretty fun. Number three. So the woman who invented the chocolate chip cookies was Ruth Wakefield. She sold the recipe to Nestle in the 1930s in exchange for a lifetime supply of chocolate. Well, yes, that stinks. But if you use a lifetime supply of chocolate to make other things... That you could sell? Yeah, I bet she didn't do very good.

But still... Who knew that recipe was going to be such a hit? I know. That stinks. It's a good one. All right. Number two Okay, I want to see if you can name The brightest spot on Earth from space

I'll give you a hint I know it's all of Earth But it is in America So is it because of lights maybe Which is cool I would, my answer would be that right Like Times Square Yeah, in New York City

But I don't know if it's natural light Or if it's light where it's being lit up It's bright from lights Oh, the Vegas strip Oh, that's a good one too Hmm This is according to NASA The brightest spot on Earth from space

I'm gonna go with New York City Okay well You would be wrong if you were on Jeopardy Okay It's Las Vegas strip Oh nice job That's the brightest huh It's pretty bright

According to NASA Okay They would know Number one So this is cool Every time DJ Jazzy Jeff Was on the fresh Prince of Bel Air He wore the same outfit

simply so they could reuse the footage of him getting thrown out of the front door by Uncle Phil and not risk him getting hurt if they had to film it again and again and again. And this was talked about in the reunion they did on HBO Max. The running joke was people knew that when he showed up in that shirt on the show, he was about to get thrown out the door. That's funny. Because he did. Because they throw him out a few times based on when he would come on the episodes.

And they were like, hey, this hurts. So they just shot that over and over and over again. of him in that one shirt doing it and they just used it for the rest of time. So he'd show up in the same shirt for years. Fun fact Friday. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

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and this year we've added a new twist. It is going to be the Christmas Gift Exchange Mystery Box Edition. So we all drew somebody's name, we bought them a gift. We will give them the gift. They'll open it on the air, they'll say what it is, and then they can choose to keep the gift or to go to the mystery boxes

because on the stage here in our studio, there are 10 boxes. inside of those 10 boxes are everything from, well, I don't want to tell you. But some of the gifts are valued at over $50. There's also a wheel up here. I like that one a lot. On the wheel, you can wind up to $250. Oh, my goodness.

There's a $250, there's a $1.50, there's a $75 and a $25. So we can say a box or wheel or... Inside one of the boxes, there's a coupon to spend the wheel. Oh! I thought it was going to be like, step right up. Exactly. Inside the box, inside of one of those boxes, there's a coupon to spend the will. And you could win up to $250.

Wow. Oh, man, I want that coupon. All right, up first, let's just go down the list here. You know what's, Mike D can't go to the boxes and neither can I. Because you guys know. Because we know. Well, I've funded the whole thing. Right.

So Mike D, we're going to have you get your gift from Abby first. Do you have it with you? Yeah. So, Mike, you're going to open yours and Amy's getting hers to scuba Steve. All right. But Mike, you have to keep yours. I will keep mine. Mike D.

Our head writer on the show, if you hear a game, odds are he wrote it. He's got a snowman bag. All right, taking up the wrapping bag. We have dinner and a movie dice. Looks like a movie game. Okay. Oh, I thought it's a...

And then in the bottom here. Try to unwrap it. It didn't look good at... Scooby, you can already start unwrapping yours. Okay. And it's like a film slate. Oh, it's a film slate blanket. Or a towel.

Yeah. That's a blanket. Good job. Thanks, Abby. Welcome. All right. So that one's done. Scuba, Amy got you what?

Amy goes and hands me her a gift and she goes, $50 is so hard. So it sounds like it's not going to be good. So I made me take one of those boxes over there. Scuba Steve is obsessed with like, like the one thing I know he loves is like cool Nike's and they're like, what do you do? Like that's just.

Oh wow, this is pretty cool. These are actually, these are really good. I get these at Costco. They're the perfect protein bars. So I like these. Thank you. Those are expensive. They are pretty expensive.

That's a fake. They're like four bucks apiece. He goes, oh, wow. That's great. I got a candy bar. I'm still going to get to get a box. I use those as filler. They're supposed to be refrigerated and they're not.

Yeah, they are. I'm not having that box in the fridge all night. I'm just kidding. What's in that box, Steve? I'm about to find out. It's a big black box. And inside of it, there is... Oh, wow, it's popcorn.

Oh, this is really cool. Jordan slides. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, isn't nice? I like these. Actually, I could use another pair because when I have now, I slept in dog poop and I don't put it cleaning it.

What size do you wear? 13 and these are size 13. I hit up his wife on DMs. Well, crap for me because if you don't keep them, I have to keep 13. Big slides. I know. Because anything that you guys go to the mystery box for, I keep the gift. Let me try them on real quick. If they're comfortable,

I'm going to keep them. Okay. Go to the box. Go to the box. I mean, I hate to be, I know you guys want the box. You want to do that whole premise, but I like these a lot and I need new slides. Yay. It's a very thoughtful gift. He puts some heart into this and I appreciate that. So I'm going to keep this. And thank you very much, Amy.

Okay, nice job. Yay. Yay. It does not go to the box. Wow. That makes me happy. All right, so let's get a couple of gifts to their places. Let's go.

Mike, do you give your gift to Eddie? Oh. And Eddie give your gift to Amy. Amy, you've got it already. That's the black one right there. Wow. Okay. You guys, just go ahead and open them.

We don't need the full play-by-play. You got it. Amy's this big. From Amazon. Don't yell what it is quite yet. Eddie, what do you see there? Oh, I see a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Champions hat. This is a future hat.

This is a, like if they win the Super Bowl, this is the hat. Oh, wow. This year? That's what I'm talking about. Why do they make the hat? I don't know, but I love it. Oh, yeah. That's a little foreshadowing is what that is.

Oh, it could be jinxing it, though. And then it's coffee. Okay. From Costa Rica. Thank you, Mike. Costa Rican coffee. Okay, Eddie. I'm going to think about this.

Okay, I come back to you in a second. Ready? Amy, go ahead. Okay, I open mine, and it's a bird feeder. Amy's is from Eddie, yeah. A solar bird. bird feeder, so I guess it's also a light. So the light is powered by the sun. That's right. The light will be on all night.

For the birds. For the birds. 24-7. So I can watch them. That's really pretty. Oh. What? Yeah, tell them, Amy. It's a lick them. It's a cat scratcher that you put in your mouth and it's like you're licking your cat, but you're scratching them. And it's for bonding. Yeah. Isn't that cool? Yes. Like, look, watch. Let me see.

She's going to demonstrate on you, Bobby. No, but you put it in your mouth. Yeah. You stop it. That's weird. Stop it. Stop it. It doesn't feel like a tongue, though.

It's intimate. You can do that without a mouth. It doesn't have to feel like the tongue. It's the process of like, you know, helping your, soothe your cat, but like with your body. That's right? You like it, Amy, right? I do. Okay.

Eddie, you have a hat and some coffee. Would you like to go to the mystery boxes where you could have a shot of $500? Bobby, Mike D. I really appreciate your gifts. I think they're so. thoughtful and so nice. But I don't even have a coffee machine now. I have a curing, so I have no use for this.

I love the hat, but bones, I think I'm going to go to a box. Hey, you want to know what a poser fan he is? This is a Super Bowl hat from 1996 vintage, and that's Bobby's. Oh, I got a vintage hat. That's awesome. You don't even know. You don't even understand what that hat was. Great gift, Mike Ney.

I love that he just Googled while we were doing all the good. I looked at, I was like, that looks like it's old. I was put on the spot. All right. I got a good hat. Okay, you got a good half bones, but I have a chance for $500, right? Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. Amy, are you going, because, and don't be, don't worry about hurting feelings because Eddie just hurt Mike D's.

Right? Right, it's Christmas. That's what you do. Would you like to go to the box? Oh yeah, I'm going to a box. I really want this, but kind of already ordered one for myself. See, there you go. Amy will go to the box, Eddie will go to the box. Come on.

Hold on, not yet. Oh, what, what? There are 10 boxes up there on the stage. Just tell me, what number box you're going to take, Eddie. How many, what might? Yeah, you can't touch them. Yeah, you can't touch them. Let me see here.

Okay, so I'm thinking can of corn. So there's some that just obviously are not can of corn. Give me number eight. Ah, that might be a can of corn, but I'll go eight. Okay. Are you sure you want eight? This is your last chance. You can change it if you want.

Oh, I can change it if I want? Yeah, you can change it. Okay, give me number nine. Okay, Eddie has chosen nine, Amy? Five. Don't hand it to him quite yet. And Amy's chosen five. Five.

Okay, so what we'll do is we'll come back after the break. Yes. And you guys can open up your two gift boxes. Eddie 9. Amy 5. Okay. And then we will open up gifts. I'll open it up from Scuba.

Ray will open up from Morgan. Eddie had got a great gift from Mike D. You're wearing it. I'm wearing it. I'm now wearing the hat that Eddie guy. You're rubbing it in my face and you're wearing it in the studio. But you've decided to change this hat and your coffee. And I'll take that coffee too.

for a mystery box. That's right. It's a hard decision, but I made it. And you've chosen number nine? Correct. Eddie, here's a deal I'll give you right now. Oh, my goodness. I've got a Visa gift card for...

It's always a deal. For $47. Now, it wasn't 50, but I wanted to make sure it worked. So we spent three bucks this morning? I'll give you this gift card to not go to the box. Oh, man. So the gifts that Mike got me all totaled $50. But you didn't get to choose those.

And you're giving me $40. How much? I have a $47. dollar visa gift card. Bones, I love your offer, but I'm going to pass. Are you sure? Yes. Okay, Eddie, go to the box. Come on. Come on. Bobby, you a big Cowboys fan? Nope. Man. Wad my butt with this later. Oh my gosh. Eddie, biggest. Dang, it's really light. That means you got it. That could be like. That's the ticket to spin. No. It's really light. You're right. It could be good. It's a really light. It feels like there's nothing in here. That means it's a gift card. It's something. What is it? Or it could be something inside there.

Oatmeal crumbles. Apple oatmeal crumbles. But that would be easier. It's taped. It's not really oatmeal crumbles. Hold it. A piece of paper that says, Spin the wheel again.

Merry Christmas. I have the worst luck in the world. Eddie, on this wheel. Yeah. There's 75 bucks, $150 bucks, $25 bucks, $250. That's what I want right there. And there are also some $1 ones. There's also a two spins, which means if you hit that, you get the next two spins added together.

Okay. We ready? Is there another spin one up there? Is that it? Eddie's spinning. I'll spin it for him. Ready? Yeah, Bobby's spinning for me.

All right, Bones. When you're ready, dude. Are you ready? When you're ready. Let's spin that wheel. Come on, $1. Come on. Come on.

Oh, $1. That's one away from $250. $1,000. Dude, you need to feel my heart right now. Like, it is pounding. You gave all this way for $1. Oh, that's it? That's right.

That's it. Just one's been. Oh, what? You get a dollar. You know what? Good job. Money's money. I'll take the dollar.

Okay, I'll bend mowing to you now. You're been mowing a dollar? Yeah. I think the fee is more expensive than that. Amy. Yes. Oh, that is awful. I've chosen box number five.

Yes. Now, I will make you the same deal. Oh. Would you like a $47 gift card? No, I want the box. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Would you like a $47?

gift card and maybe a spin on the wheel. Oh, now he's talking. Now he's talking. Is it because five is the corn? It's up to you. I don't know. I just like the excitement of the box. She's taking the box. Box number five. She's passed up 47 bucks and a spin on the wheel. I saw that way.

What's it feel like? Is it heavy? What'd you get? What did you get? What is that? What did you get? What is it? They're going to hate me.

They're going to hate. What did you get? You're all going to. They're just going to hate me. I mean, it is what it is. A $100 gift card. Dang it. It says, it's like the, I don't even want to say it.

Wow. And merriest Christmas to me. Hey, you know what? As a special Merry Christmas. No, don't even. You can keep your lick thing. Oh, thank you. Because I don't even want to put up my car.

I already put my mouth on. Okay. Okay. All right. So next gift up. Morgan number two, I got you again. gift. Yeah.

It is from Caitlin's favorite athlete leisure store crew, C-R-U-E. Crew is good. All right. I saw that bag

in immediately. I saw you eyeball the bag as it was being curious. Oh, no. So Morgan is getting this gift.

They're fancy bag bones. Yeah. Do you do that? No. No the owner of the store. Oh.

Yes. I do love me a good, honey. Thank you. You're welcome. I love it. Would you like to keep it or go to the box? I would like to keep it. This is very soft. Nice. Nice. Why would I go to a box?

It's more fun. I don't want a can of corn. I got a hoodie. Yeah, no, that's a good hoodie. All right, Morgan has decided to keep her gift. Merry Christmas, Morgan. Thank you. I will open my gift from Scova, Steve. I can't go to the box. Right. So you're stuck with that. And then Ray, you have your gift from Morgan in a second? Yeah! Go ahead and open it up. All right. Okay, scuba has given me a picture. And in this picture, there's a shipping cart and one of the carts is circled and it says here, which I'm guessing that's where my gift is. Oh, my goodness.

I ordered this a long time ago and there's supply chain demands, 2021. There's a lot of shortage of truckers in the road, so unfortunately your gift will come in next year. Do I get to know what it is? No. What? I want you to wait until you get it because if it were here. I'm trading it for a box. Yeah.

Well, you don't want to trade it for a box. You're going to get this and it's probably going to be the greatest gift you've gotten in a long time. And nobody else would want it except for you. Nothing Arkansas related. From a electronics company. Okay. So I'm just going to, okay. What?

The calculator. We need to know. Ti-94. Okay. Thank you, Scoob. I have no idea what I'm thanking you for. You will be when you get it. That shipping container.

You got a whole shipping container. Ramundo, you have your gift from Morgan? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Some scissors on this bad boy. It looks like a custom sign. I'm scissoring it right now. Cizzing is scissoring it.

talking about. Dang him too. How'd you think I was gonna get into this? Now, how did you keep it down? If you're just turning the show on, Ray can either keep the gift or trade it for one of the boxes on stage. Are you serious right now in two? Abby, you have a gift from lunchbox and lunchbox has one from Ray Mundo. Yeah. Okay, lunch you guys go ahead and open your gifts and I'll come to you. Ray's got it open. Ray what you got? Yeah, and it's now in bubble wrap. This is taking a moment. Ray trades it in now without even seeing it. I'm being very careful with this. This is. This is delicate. Oh my gosh. If it is what I think it is, this is sick.

And I'm definitely not turning it in, but I'm still going through the bubble wrap. So hold on me real quick. Lunchbox, what do you have over there? Lunchbox got his gift from Ray Mundo. Very quiet. It's a blue and white box. And it says, clear rear, the butler. Oh.

So it's a butt cleaner? I'm trying to figure it out. Oh, it's a bidet. Oh, it's a clean bum club. It's a clean bomb club. That's what it says. Nature calls clear the rear is the premium answer. What is that?

Ray, what is it? Is it a bidet? It's a bidet. Okay, lunchbox, you keeping it? Let me tell you, guys. I've been to Vegas. I've used those bidets. But, man, I look at those gifts up there, and I got it.

Is there anything over $100 up there? I'm just telling you you have a chance to win up to $500. Whoa, there's more spins. I'm in! Let's go! Oh, there's another spin up there. There's another coupon for a spin. I wouldn't know.

Are you going to the box? I'm going to the box. I'm going to the box. You can have a clean butt. You can have a clean butt. Amy, will you hand me my new bidet, please? Oh, man. All right, lunchbox, what number are you picking before you go up there?

Three. Three. Lunchbox is chosen number three. Ray, yo, what do you got? I got a Sisson sign. I wanted to light it up, but I don't have the time to do that. Yeah. I mean, it's legit.

It's literally something you throw in a bar and it says Sizzen in cursive. It's going to be neon lights. It's going to blink. It's probably going to have every color. Why would I ever give this up? That is my name. It's on my birth certificate. No, it's not.

Are you keeping it? Yeah. All right, Ray's keeping his. Abby, you have a gift from lunchbox. Thank you, Morgan. You're welcome. Can I go straight to the box? I'm just kidding.

I'm getting nervous. I don't care. Oh, my. You did not get this. Singing for dummies. Are you actually? What? That's so mean.

No, no, hold on. Everybody says I don't support Abby, and I'm so rude to her. And let me tell you. What about a decent thing? saying. Singing for dummies is a way to improve your singing. You want to get better at singing. I'm trying to look out for you. You want to make a career.

You want to get yourself played on the radio. That is going to help you. I mean, actually, it could help. Working your breath control. Okay. Okay, Abby, are you going to keep singing for dummies or go to the box? I'm going to go to a box. Okay, so we have two boxes here. Lunchbox is chosen. Box three. Abby, which box would you like?

Oh, shoot. Okay. Can you show him? Okay. Oh, man. I'm going to say Oh, four All right, so box three and four Lunchbox Yeah, you're up Alright, let's go

Get your box buddy Let's go Keep going Oh my goodness Oh my goodness I win! I win I win

I win I win What is it? Tell them what it is Oh, sit down Oh I saw his Apple logo I win I win

I win! Open it up I want an iPad I want an iPad What? I got an iPad But open it. Is it really? Ah!

It's applesauce. This is amazing. This is amazing. Good choice, good choice. Why don't have the worst luck in the world? Why don't have the worst luck in the world? Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Abby, you have number four. You can have number four, or I'll offer you $97. Oh, wow. Wait, what? Really? Yeah, two Visa gift cards for $97 here. Or you can have number four. I feel like it's going to be corn.

I feel like fours. I will tell you this. I'll tell you this. It is not corn. Don't tell her that. Don't give her that option. You didn't tell me this one, an apple sauce. No, I don't like this.

$97 or box four. And if you don't choose box four. It goes to me. I'll give it to lunchbox. Yes. Yeah, Abby. Let's go. Oh, then I'm going to do the $97.

$97. So I got four? You have four lunchbox. Yes, let's go. I'm back in the game. Abby, come get your $97. You can't even see. Open it up.

What is it heavy lunch? No, it's like a $100 gift card or something or something. Or $200. Okay. Maybe $500. What is it? It's a My Little Pony, like water ink thing. Good job, Abby.

I'll fight the Christmas for you, Lime. Wow. Abby, congratulations on your $97. Thank you so much. You're welcome. A lot better than singing for dummies. And lunchbox, you got yourself My Little Pony coloring book,

and you got yourself some applesauce for the kids. You're back in third grade. Congratulations. I'm going to give you guys one more chance to get at a box. Yes. What? Come on.

Last chance. 20 bucks. So all the gift giving is over. Some of us kept our gifts. Some of us traded the gifts in for a box. All hilarious. But what I have here, I keep the game blank slate at my desk. I love the game blank slate.

So what I'm going to do is play individually with each of you. If we match words, you get to go pick a box of your choice. Okay, we can do this. We can do this. We can do this. Yeah. Okay. And I'm going to try.

Try your best. And so what I'm going to do, though, to make sure I'm not affecting a weird on purpose. I'm going to see the card in the word. Everybody write their answer down. I'll then draw your name. Okay. That way you don't think I'm trying to make sure Ray doesn't win. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

The first word is, and by the way, blank slate's a really fun game. You guys should check it out. Blank dance. Blank dance. I'm going to write down the word that goes in the blank for me. Everybody in? Yeah. Yeah. In. Okay. Come on. Draw me, dude. Drawing? Let's go. The person I'm drawing is Scoobah Steve.

Scuba, what did you write down? I was just thinking about Garth Brooks and I put down last dance. I put down last dance. Yeah, all right, cool. But Garth Brooks, it's the dance. The dance. Maybe think of that, whatever. It worked out, so thank you.

Because that is the last dance they're doing, but I had to miss the dance. Yeah, see, I read into the line. Scooba. Come get you a box, buddy. As he's getting a box, we'll play another round. Come on. Snake Blank. Come on, pick me. I got it.

I'm in. Eddie, I'm drawing from a hat. I know. I'm not... Just trying to send that message. Okay, here we go. Come on. The person that I'll be trying to match with is...

Abby. Abby, snake blank. Fight. What? Snake bite. I have snake pit. Wow. Sorry, Abby.

You did pretty good today, though. $97. I know, I'm good. Hey, give it up for Abby, who played today, $197. Great Christmas. Thank you. Next word. Blank room.

Blank room. Blank room. Yeah. Oh, boy. I don't want to be drawn on this one. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

Everybody good? Don't draw me. Don't. Ray Mundo. Yes. Yeah, we think alike. I went with bedroom. Oh, I put green room.

Like our green room here at work. Oh. I had bedroom, right? I had bed. Hey, give it up for Ray Mundo, who played a heck of a game. Yeah. Let's go and open your package there, number eight. And it is a $50 gift card.

Thank you. That's nice. Pretty good. Eddie, that's kind of in your house. I know. All right. One of the boxes, if you choose, I'm going to add another $50 gift card to it. Okay.

I've already written it down on my sheet up here. Okay, the next one we're trying to match is Blank Bear. Blank Bear. You guys write it down. I wrote it down. Morgan, you're still in? Yeah. You're going to lunchbox?

Yep. Everybody good? Mm-hmm. Lunchbox. We'll say it at the same time. Don't screw me on this. I've already written it down. I know.

I need a box so bad. So bad. So bad. I mean, like, I have two crappy gifts over here. And this need, I need to turn my Christmas around right here. Yeah. So this is, I mean, you've got to have what I have written down. Okay.

I'm ready. What do you have? One, two, three. Teddy. Yes. What? You didn't say at the same time. What do you have, Bobby?

You better have Teddy. I have. Come on! Teddy. Yeah! Don't grab anything. Don't grab anything. Which one would you like? Which number?

You can walk over there, just don't grab anything. Man! Watchbox, get the big one. Yeah, I'll think about that big. What's the big one? Number one. I mean, as you know, the biggest always wins. Yeah.

You have one, two, six, seven. and 10. You know what? Don't touch it. You touch it. You just qualified. Oh, boy. We got to pick

and we got to go to break pretty soon. Guess what? High school soccer, I was number two. So? You're going to go with two? Come on. Oh, man, this is tough.

Two? Two or ten. Two or ten. Two or ten. I think you should do ten. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him.

What do you guys say? I don't. I mean, two is your soccer number. I know, but I have a 10. And Bobby said 10. Okay, but you can't trust that. Yeah, but he's doing the reverse. I caught you.

I think you need an answer. Five, four, three. Two, two, I got to go two. I got a single one gun. I was number two in soccer. And my junior year, I kept the jersey all year. Are you sure? It's your last chance to change.

Oh, man. I think you should go 10. Rico. But who cares what I said? Totally. He's like back of 97. It's 98, but yeah. Okay.

I think you should go 10. Oh, man. What's you doing to? Don't listen to that, dude. Don't listen to it. Two. Two, it is. Two it is. I can't have to be.

Hey, I'm going to tell you what's in 10. Go ahead. Tell me. What's in 10 is a spin on the wheel. No! No! Okay. See what I got.

No, no, no, no. You can have 10. I will promise you 10's a spin of the wheel. No, two must be dynamite. Must be dynamite. Or am I setting you up to fail again? No, no. Dynamite, like, isn't good?

Yeah, like dynamite. Like he's trying to get me to go to that wheel because he knows that's worth more. Can we just come back at the top of the hour? We'll come back. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Montana State Trooper Connor Wager, he's on patrol and he gets a call to respond to a

rollover accident. So when he shows up, there's a car halfway submerged in the Yellowstone River. The front half is fully submerged and the driver's still in there. So he thinks quickly, he's like, what do I do? He gets a rope, ties himself to a tree, gets in there, cracks the back the window gets the driver out safely. The water was like freezing temperature, by the way, and gets the driver out, EMS comes, takes it, and the person inside the driver was released.

I mean, no minor injuries, not a thing wrong with her. Boy, to tie yourself to a tree. Quick thinking. Crazy thinking, too. You got to trust your not, too. Yeah. I mean, you know, you kind of did this when you did bare grills. Like, we tied ourselves to each other and only one person had to be on the land at a time

crossing a river. But that whole time, now you guys got a tie quickly, trust a knot, because if that knot pulls off, he could go down with it too. And he's there all by himself, too. I mean, there's no one there to help him.

Unbelievable. Police officer? Police officer, trooper, state trooper. Montana, stay troopers. Shout out. Shout out. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

Lunchbox. Yeah. You have two boxes left up there to choose from. Yeah. Ten and two. Ten and two. And I tell you right now, 10 is spinning the wheel.

And you can spend this wheel and went up to $500. Okay. How about I buy box two for 20 and I spin the wheel on 10? No, we're not, I'm not, you don't get to make the deals. I make the deals. Good try though. So are you picking a box 10, which is for sure a spend of the cash? Or box two.

Are we ever going to find out what's into? I don't know. You don't get to know right now. Give me 10. You want 10. I want the money. You're changing your mind. Are you confirming right now that you are, I need you to lock it in.

You want 10. Say lock it in, it's in. Lock. It. All right. All right. Two was a $50 target gift card and a $50 visa gift card. $100.

We told you to go with two. Okay, so now lunchbox. You told yourself to go with two. He still has a chance to win more money, though. So you can go in open if you want to see the coupon. Have you a minute. I'll tell you what. I'll give you a chance to trade that box.

Oh, boy. You can trade box 10 for what? One, six and seven. one's left. But why is he doing that? I mean, but one of them's corn. See, the last time he told me I should take 10. He tricked me again. This is your chance. You led me astray.

This is, you can either take the spin of the wheel or you can have one, six, and seven. The other three left. I can have all three of them? Yeah. No, I got a spin. Okay. I got a spin. Go ahead and take that number 10 box.

Don't tell me it's something good. And box one was a $20 scratch off inside of a can of corn and a $50 viz. gift card? No, I did because it was the biggest one. It was obviously the corn. Number six was a kettle. Number seven was corn. Number seven was the corn. Yeah. All right. So lunchbox, you can go and pull that out. You can see the coupon. I got it. Just spin the wheel of cash. Let's go. Spin the wheel of cash. Let's go. Let's turn this mojo around. Getting a better move, guys. So on the wheel of cash, you can win anything from, I mean, you really could win $500. I know. That's why there's a $250, There's a 150, a 75, and a 25.

At this point, I want him to win. There's also a lot of ones. Let's go. Are you ready? I'm ready to spin the wheel, baby! Let's spin now! With Bobby Claw! It's on $2.50.

It was on $2.50 and the last click went. Oh, my gosh. To $1. I'm dizzy. All this screaming is literally like making me dizzy. How does this happen? I can't. I can't believe that.

Yes, of course. I can't believe that. I mean, that hung on there. Like, is like, oh. I mean, what? Can you make a video of just that? Do we have, can't? Can we save that from that?

Of course I can. Oh, my goodness. Literally just that. I hate that. That's Christmas. I can't believe that. After all that, you got yourself one dollar. That is amazing.

You got that close. He had every chance. I mean, he was offered like $300 in things. He just never took. took anything. No. See, this is the lesson, lunchbox. What's the lesson, Amy? Well, let me say this. He bought Abby a mean book. No, no, no. No, no.

That was not mean. That is a honest attempt to help her improve her singing. Why not get her a book like, learning to sing by Luciano Pavarotti? Tapping into your full potential. Because she's a beginner. She ain't Pavarotti. Okay. Mike, will you want to give that dollar? There you go, buddy.

There's a dollar. Merry Christmas. I hate my life. I mean, I just You hate your life. You have three healthy children, a beautiful life. This is what happens. Like, nothing good happens to me. Actually, a lot of good things have happened to you. The lesson for sure, Bones, is that greed gets you every time, huh?

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Dot E-DU slash military. The Friday morning conversation with Old Dominion. All right. This is Old Dominion. Let's do never be sorry. Swung our feet off. for the edge of the moon We got that high for me

Sometimes forever Get some way from you No matter how hard you grab Sorry the sky fell down Sorry I don't know why All we do is apologize But I'll never be sorry For my hands in the pocket

To your hoodie called your shoes Just to make you smile I don't ever be sorry for the shoes that I bought you in Chicago We were walking that magnificent mile I'll never be sorry I'll never be sorry I'll never be sorry for loving you

I'll never be sorry I'll never be sorry I'll never be sorry for love I'll never be sorry Nice You guys again with a quick hit That's how the song ends though The other one you're messing on us

That one there Well listen They need to fade out We don't like any of that stuff I like when you guys come in Because there's a lot of you. You're like country music's Wu-Tang clan to me. You're all individually, extremely talented.

Matt, you're definitely method. Jeff, your ghost face for sure. Yeah. Trevor, you're probably Riza. You know, you definitely are such a collection of talented guys that, you know, I'm just grateful you came together. I am. Thank you.

It's time for the good news. With Lunchbox. Tell me something good. Brianna's a nail tech in North Carolina. You know, you go in, get a manny, a petty. So she's helping this lady out. Coming her a manny, petty. And they're just talking about life.

And Brianna's talking about, yeah, I'm pregnant. I'm going to have this daughter. And I'm so excited. And I want all these things in life. A lady gets done. Love the service. Goes to the front desk pays and says, Hey, Bree, love the service.

And I hope you get all the treasures you want and tip her $1,000. Wow. Wow. That's cool. That's a big old tip. Who tells that story? Oh, Brianna. You think the tipfer comes up?

Brag about it. Heck yeah. No, a lot of times the tippers don't. Oh, maybe, oh, you're saying, is it the person that got the tip or the person that left the tip? Yeah. Like, how does that story get to the news? Sometimes a waiter will take a picture of receipt. And I always feel like as a former waiter, that's a bit much.

Like the person that left the tip, if they didn't put it out themselves, they probably don't want that to be known. the waiter. I bet you the lady that Titt Brianna went home and wrote on Facebook. I just did something special for the girl at the nail salon. I gave her a thousand bucks. That's a great story. I love it. I always wonder how that stuff gets out, you know?

Yeah. I don't mind, too, if people, like, talk about causes they donate to if it brings attention to a cause. Actually, I'm for that. Or if someone goes, hey, you know, I just donated whatever to this, and this is why. I'm cool with that because, one, you're donating, and I never hate anybody for donating. But two, I think it's cool to bring awareness And things you're passionate about. Yeah.

With that, I was, I'd be curious how that story gets out there. That's a good one, though. Let's tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Clap your hands. Hold, I got to make my way to the stage. We're going to clap you over. Here he is, singing his Christmas tradition, Felice Navida.

Producer Eddie, everybody. Wow, this is the Bobby Bone Show. This is really cool. Thank you for having me. So Eddie has now moved chairs to sitting on the stage. How does it feel to sit on the stage? Pretty cool. I mean, I could see how it's intimidating to artists.

like they come in here and everyone's just staring this way. You're over here in the big desk, then got us in the little lineup and Amy right there. It's a little intimidating. I'll be real with you. Let me hear your guitar because we didn't properly sound check you. Can you hear us all? I can do.

We just go into that. Sometimes. All right, what are you going to do here? I'm going to do a song that was very important to me growing up because it was in Español, but it's also too in English too. And it taught the whole world how to say Merry Christmas in Spanish, which is legit. So what's the words walk me through this? Because I know, Feliz Navida.

Yeah. Yeah, which is Merry Christmas. Yeah, I know that. Felis Navida. Prospero an year, which is like a happy new year. Like, I want to wish you. I need you to go slower. Bro.

Prospero a year. Okay, you're going to do that part? I'm going to do Felice Navidad. We all are. Yeah. And you do that part. Come on. You can do it.

Prospero. a no, and you felicity. Like prosperity? Prospero a year. Yes. Do it again. Prospero anio.

Right this down. Okay. You're writing it down. It's not that hard. Prospero. Año. Año. E.

Felicidad. Feliz. Feliz. Yeah. Ida. I got the, I got the proof of Mike. Prospero oño and felicity. Ayo.

God. Prospero. E Felicity. There we go. You got it? I don't know. So when I did with the kids yesterday, I said like, all right, Bobby, you take it. So you've got to, when I do that, you take it.

Prosper anio e Felicidad. Oh, boy. All right. That's pretty good. Okay. Hey, turn on the mic's on. I want everybody. When it's party time, when we do, I want to wish you Merry Christmas, that's everybody.

Okay, so I'm going to do two Spanishes and then when the English comes in, I want it hard. I want to wish you. You know what I'm talking about? And then we do it the whole thing twice? Yes, twice. Everything's twice. Ladies and gentlemen, producer Eddie, on his guitar. Here he is.

Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Prospero anew and felicit. One more in Spanish. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Felis Navidad.

Prospero a year and felicida. Come on English. Come on, everybody. I want to win. Oh, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the end of my heart. Wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.

All right, Bobby, it's just you. Felice Navidad. Nice. Felice Navidad. Felice Navida Prospero anio and Felicida That's what I'm talking about. Lunchbox

I want to wish No, no, no, Spanish. Felice Navidad Espaniur. Okay, all right. Everybody, American time. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. That's from the bottom of my heart. This producer ready. Hey, good job, guys. How was my Spanish? Very well. Yes. Thank you.

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And he accidentally hit the trigger of his gun And boom! Shot himself in the leg How do you accidentally hit the trigger of your gun? If you have a gun you should know One, where the trigger is And two, you should have your safety on too, right? Yeah, but he was adjusting his waistband

is what they said. I don't care what you're adjusting, but these guys aren't walking what their safety on, right? Correct. Like in the end, isn't this what this is, idiots without their safety? Oh, yeah. New name of the segment. Yeah, idiots that don't have their safety on.

Idiots that shouldn't have a gun to begin with, and then idiots who didn't have their safety on. And that's your idiot who didn't have their safety on story. Okay, close it up. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Here's a question for you, Eddie. If you have ordered Christmas gifts for folks, and it hasn't come in the mail yet.

Yes. And that's what's happening right now. We've got a log jam with the mail and some of the gifts that people have been procrastinating on. And some they haven't. Just unfortunate, they're not going to get there in time. Right. What do you do if you, let's say you bought me a gift? And it's not here.

What do you do you do? I mean, I don't really do like the, you know, buy them a little supplemental gift or whatever and just say, the other one's on the way. I didn't get in time. It just would be dude. I ordered this two weeks ago. It's not here yet. As soon as it comes in, I'm going to give it to you, all right?

But I have a gift for you. Half the people, and I think this is a pretty fun idea. They wrap a picture of it. So you still get to open something. Sure. And then there's a picture of the gift that hasn't got there yet. That's what my mother-in-law does sometimes. She prints it out.

Like if it's whatever it is, it prints it out, whatever the order was, and then puts it an envelope and sends it. 28% of people will give an IOU note as a placeholder. And then the rest of people go, yeah, I got you this. Hopefully it gets here. Yeah. I was told by Caitlin that my gift may not get here in time. One of them that she ordered me.

So she's like, I'm just bracing you that it may not get here in time. Hey, I have one for my wife. that keeps getting delayed. Hey, sure you do. No, I'm serious. I heard of this three weeks ago. Hey, I'm waiting. Uh-huh.

Yeah, buddy. I'm serious. You're the old winker there. This show has been packed. Search Bobby Bone Show wherever you listen to your podcast. Have a great holiday. Have a great everything. We'll see you soon.

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