The Bobby Bones Show - Old Dominion In Studio + Female Friday With Jillian Jacqueline + Dusty Gets A Gift
Episode Date: August 25, 2017Old Dominion and 'Female Friday' artist Jillian Jacqueline stop by the studio and Dusty gets a special gift from Josey Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omny...studio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Come on, Bobby.
Morning, welcome to Friday.
We got a lot to do today.
By the way, studio, good morning.
Morning.
Old Dominion comes in next hour and performs live.
It's Female Friday, so Old Dominion is not part of that.
Just making sure you guys realize.
Okay.
Jillian Jacqueline, who is phenomenal.
You're going to love her.
She's coming in today.
The dance parties are today.
Yesterday on the show, I was talking about small decisions in your life that have made a difference.
Because for me, I had a credit card.
And I got a Southwest credit card.
Now, I think you can find a credit card.
Let's say, for example, you love going to Brookstone.
you know, and buying little gadgets.
They probably have their own kind of credit card, and you get points.
But you find your own thing, if you're using their credit card anyway, that Southwest has helped me.
So people are still talking about that.
Hey, Jennifer in Massachusetts, good morning.
Good morning.
How are you doing?
I am doing so good because I'm talking to you.
Well, hey, thanks for listening to it.
Where do you love Massachusetts?
I live in Molliver.
It's like Metro West.
I love it over there.
It's not bad.
I mean, I just lived here three years.
ago from Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
So it's weird.
Yeah.
It's different from Pennsylvania for sure.
Well, I appreciate you calling.
So what's the little thing in your life, a little decision you made that made it a little
better?
I have depression and anxiety.
So I bought a sun lamp last year.
So like when you wake up in the morning, it starts getting brighter, like, simulating
the sun.
Oh, you know what?
That's awesome.
I had that gifted to me once.
Yeah.
And what happens is you plug it in and let's say, and tell me if I'm right, Jennifer,
you plug it in and you say, like I wake up at 3 o'clock.
So at like 250, it just barely goes into like a warm glow.
And then by three, it's a full.
It's like the sun is in your room.
Is that right?
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
And it's amazing.
It helped me so much.
So you love it.
I love it.
Can I tell you what happened with me?
Because I'm such a weirdo.
Is that I would set it for three and then I would wake up like at 2.10 and just stare at it
and wait for it to start.
I'll be like, okay, here it goes.
I got to watch this.
Here it goes.
So I had to stop doing that.
But that's funny that it works for you.
I'm writing that one down.
The sun lamp?
Yeah.
What's your day today, Jennifer?
My day today?
Yeah.
I'm going to work.
Yeah.
Another day, grind out.
Yeah, Clark's shoes.
Woo-hoo.
What up?
Yeah.
Those are probably.
I do like Clark shoes.
I thought so.
I thought so.
You're talking about wallabies one day.
Yeah, my back and my neck.
It's like I have.
Morgan number two is telling me I have butt syndrome or something.
What do I have Morgan?
Dead butt syndrome.
What is that?
From sitting all day?
Yeah, from sitting in the studio chair.
I have bottom fatigue.
Oh, boy, here we go.
Now we all have some sort of butt talks thing.
Hey, Jennifer, thank you for calling.
Appreciate you.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
So, T.I. the rapper,
he had a bodyguard, and it was his friend.
And his bodyguard was shot in 2006 and he died, right?
and so he left behind a young daughter.
So, T.I.
Still taking care of his daughter.
He just bought her a car.
He's sending her to college, too.
Here, here's audio of T.I. giving her a car.
This is what I think I drove right here.
Thank you.
Here, sweetie.
Here's your keys.
Thank you.
Right?
Oh, wow.
Hey, Jill.
Remember Tia?
Yeah.
And then he wrote on Instagram, our loyalty lives forever.
And it's a whole tribute.
That's awesome.
It is awesome.
He definitely doesn't have to do that.
And this song was really good.
That's not a lie.
So the bodyguard saved his life.
Maybe.
I don't know the shooting situation.
I don't either.
But either way, he still stuck to him.
He took care of the daughter. Yep.
That's cool.
I see you.
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I like Amy's dinner habits with her husband.
So you're on your phone all the time.
He's not.
Yeah.
So you do what?
I offer a little gift.
Like sometimes we walk the dog and I leave my cell phone behind at home.
Oh wow, that's a gift?
Wow.
That's points?
No, I mean, I'm just calling it a gift.
But it's just me trying to show him because I know he gets annoyed by me being on my phone.
It's me trying to show him, hey, look, I'm thinking of you.
Same thing at dinner.
Like, I won't even take my cell phone to dinner sometimes.
It's not even that I just keep it in my purse.
I just leave it at home.
So I'm not even tempted.
It's not even a thing.
Wow.
And then.
That's like leaving my foot.
at home. It really does make a difference
because if you just show someone in a little way that
you recognize something that
bothers them and then you put a little
effort towards it,
sprinkling little gifts every now and then it makes
a big difference. There are a couple restaurants, high-end
restaurants now. Yes. That if you
lock your phone in the box, they'll give you like a 10%
discount. Yeah, I read about one restaurant
that's doing 20%. If you
put in the box, but you cannot touch it the
entire time. And I believe
it's Chick-fil-A. They give you a free
ice cream cone in some of them. They
You can give you this little cardboard box and you're like, you put your phones there and you don't get your phone out the whole time.
Yeah.
They'll give you a free ice cream cone.
Why does everybody put away on a phone?
Like, I communicate with more people on my phone than I ever did in any part of my life ever.
I know.
It's just a different kind of communication.
Right.
But sometimes you have to communicate with the one you're with.
No, why?
At the moment.
I like to be with someone and communicate with somebody else.
That's my thing.
Well, hey, and you can find other people that are like that with you.
But my husband, that's something that annoys them.
I know it is.
So now I'm trying to be better at it.
and it feels pretty good,
except for sometimes if he doesn't notice,
I don't have my phone out,
I'm like, you notice anything different?
Oh, no.
And then when he doesn't, he gets in trouble.
Time for your positivity.
One, Friday's here, so that's positive.
Two, this.
Tell me something good.
I'm going to go first.
There's a pediatric cancer hospital,
and they said, hey, I know you guys follow social media.
we need some Legos.
We have young patients
and you're on Facebook
and you follow us
so you're probably interested in what we do
would you be interested in enough
to donate Legos?
Within three days, they receive 500 boxes
and new Lego just being mailed to them like crazy.
That's awesome.
500 for the kids.
That's awesome.
Yeah, that's the one good thing Facebook's ever done.
Oh, I have something good from Facebook too.
Your story over there?
Yeah.
Yeah, what is it?
Well, did y'all know elder orphans is a thing?
You know, like child or.
orphans, but elder orphans.
Like old people? Yeah, anyone 55
or older that doesn't have... Fifty-five's a little
young. Well, this is the rules of being involved in this group.
I mean, I didn't make the rules, but like say you don't have a loved one or kids or parents
or anybody, you live alone and you don't have any family or relatives.
Well, there's a group called the Elder Orphins Group on Facebook that is connecting
members with families that are basically adopting them into their life.
They go visit them, they hang out with them, they invite them over, they do whatever.
and so they sort of just adopt these elder orphans.
I like the program, especially for like 70 and older.
Like 55 seems like Jim's just coming to the house.
Well, the group has now like 5,000 members.
So it's spreading and people are joining.
So the elder orphans group.
I also feel like I may be an elder orphan one day, guys.
Just thinking about it.
We'll take care you.
Lunch box.
Ashley was at home with her 10-year-old son when she yells,
Jaden, Jaden, get in here.
I'm going into labor.
Jaden's like, oh, no, what do I do?
He runs next door to Grandma's house, says,
Mom's in labor. So Grandma calls 911,
but Grandma is in a wheelchair, couldn't get next door.
Jaden went back home and delivered his baby brother.
Dang, that's crazy.
He's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Lobby bones.
Sarah in Houston.
Good morning.
Hi, Bobby.
You're on the air.
What's having him?
I'm on my way to my last first day of school at Sam Houston State.
Shout out Eddie.
Yo, Bearcats.
That's legit.
I love Kat.
Look at YouTube bonding.
Dude, that's so cool.
I've never had a caller from Sam Houston State.
Yeah, I know, right?
I started listening to y'all from my mom.
She lives near Austin.
Oh, well, thank you very much.
Well, what can I do for you?
I wanted to know if you had picked to get the last seat for the Radio Hall of Fame ceremony.
Good question.
You put me in a precarious situation here.
Great question.
Well, because I met Lindsay last week when y'all were in Austin for her CD release,
and she's the nicest human,
and I definitely think she deserves to go.
Over, Eddie, your college...
My alumnus?
Yeah.
Oh, dang, I didn't think about that.
Yeah, think about it.
So here's this, and you tell me what you think, Sarah.
So, first of all, I have been inducted
into the National Radio Hall of Fame.
As unbelievable as that is, it's happening.
I've accepted it at this point.
Crazy, I've accepted it.
I only have five seats.
Total.
I'm one of them.
Amy for sure goes.
Lunchbox for sure goes.
I'll be there.
Our old boss, Jay, for sure goes.
That leaves one seat.
And it's either Eddie, who hasn't been on the show, four years.
Yeah, about to be five.
Man, can't wait.
Or my girlfriend, who I'm closest to.
So who should it be?
That's the question.
Around the room, Amy, who should it be Eddie or Lindsay?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Why are you doing this to me, Lindsay?
Okay, luckbox.
What?
Eddie, that other name doesn't come out of my mouth when it comes in this topic.
What do you think, Sarah?
I mean, I've been in school longer than Eddie's been on the show.
You don't see me getting invited to any of Sam Houston's big ceremony.
Yeah, it's great logic.
Can I counterpoint that?
How long's Lindsay been in your life?
Yeah, yeah.
In my life, three and a half years ago.
Okay, so I've been longer.
Cool.
Who do you make out with?
Me?
On the weekends?
Yeah, he doesn't want to date Eddie.
Guys, this isn't about love or dating.
This is his accomplishment.
of being in the National Radio Hall of Fame,
which I'm on the radio show.
Oh, but so's...
She's not.
That's Ray.
But it's also...
I just think you should have someone from your personal life.
Right.
Should I have someone from my...
You should, because life isn't all about work.
I haven't made my...
Sarah, I haven't made up my mind yet, but thank you for asking.
I don't know yet, Sarah.
I mean, let's be real.
Bobby's life is kind of all about work, but I don't think that should be an exciting factor.
It should not.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Have a good morning.
There we go.
There we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bones time.
Come on, Bobby Bones.
Do you have part of your closet that's like, I'm going to use the term of fat clothes?
No.
I do.
I have it categorized that way.
Yeah, like you know if you're feeling like, you wear fat clothes.
I know where to go to find the jeans I feel better in if I need a little extra room, but I may not have a designated spot.
Yeah, I have my fat clothes on today.
I just don't feel, the truth is when you don't sleep, your body produces different hormones.
of chemicals.
Yeah.
And that's how you keep water weight on.
Like, your body just doesn't feel right.
Because I've been sleeping a lot.
But I just want anybody else had a fat part of their closet.
Am I the only one?
Anybody else?
Yeah, I do not.
You do not.
I don't have anything that's fat.
I have on the right side is definitely fat clothes.
Yeah.
Fat shirts.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
I usually use the right side.
Yeah?
Yeah.
See, more have like a skinny side.
The left side are the goals.
Like, someday I'll wear the left side.
And it all eight rolls, wherever you fit in the spectrum.
Exactly.
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You know I feel like nowadays
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things aren't like they used to be.
Carjackers aren't doing their due diligence
of what kind of cars they're jacking.
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Now these kids are just running crazy,
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Oh, bonehead.
So they have an album out today, and they're here today.
Everybody in the studio, clap your hands for our buddies
from Old Dominion.
Yay!
Let me ask you as a question.
I was talking to somebody, a musical friend of mine,
and we were talking about songs that you guys take.
Because do you guys only take and record songs
that you wrote?
because I didn't look at the track list yet
and see what you wrote.
Will you only take songs that you guys wrote for your own music?
So far.
Yeah.
So far, they're all songs we wrote.
Yeah.
We've been pitched a few songs.
Have you almost taken outside songs?
No.
Okay.
But what if it's really, really, really, really amazing?
Well, that might happen one day, for sure.
But you write really, really, really amazing stuff.
Yeah.
Well, we like to think so.
No.
We've actually, we've only been pitched a couple songs.
I think people assume that we probably are writing them.
Any that you passed on,
like became number one.
Oh man, we have gotten some, like usually that's what happens.
The answer to that question is.
Yeah, usually what happens is like we get them and we go, oh, is this what people think we
sound like?
Oh, you're disappointed?
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
I feel like really pretty girls for that way when I would ask him to go on dates and
they would be like, oh, this guy thinks he can get me.
Like when you say that, that's what, I know, I need therapy.
I need to go back to therapy quick.
I'm not going to be that.
Old Dominions here.
They have a record out today.
And why don't we just start with the single first?
I know you have your instruments.
I would love to hear No Such Thing as a Broken Heart live.
Yeah.
So they are here.
I want everybody to buy the record.
So here we go.
First, let's play the single.
This is No Such Thing as a Broken Heart.
Old Dominion in studio right now.
Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHeartRadio channel
or podcast anymore.
But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision.
But I just wanted to keep you up.
And we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.
Thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff.
You know, I was looking at while you were playing there,
and I wanted to look at the music that I had to say from you guys in the order
because I can see where I listen to stuff, and I moved playlists around.
And, like, what song it was for me that convinced me that you guys were like,
even your non-singles were good, and I found it.
The song for me is, it was nowhere fast.
After I listened to the record and the first record,
when I heard Nowhere Fast, I was like, okay, I think I'm just going to like these guys
the band.
Again, there's so much out there.
I mean, and that was a song for me
that curved it for me that was like,
there's a lot of people that come through here.
And I like songs and music's good.
People can, at this level, you've got to be good.
Sure.
But it was like, okay, this is the real deal of music.
So I just enjoy it.
I enjoy all of it.
What's cool, too, is to watch you guys,
because, you know, we've done,
played festivals, and oddly,
we get put in the slot right before you guys.
We get to play way later than we should.
They're our raging idiots.
They put it to places they should.
It's like us, and then you guys done Luke Bryan.
Same here.
We're always like, but I get to watch you guys play too.
And so I always start to watch people and learn.
What I like about your live shows is you guys just take it in.
Like if that makes sense, it's like you just play music.
We're learning to do that.
I think this year is when we finally started to be able to do that.
It's been like go, go, go, go, go for so long.
Now we're finally in those time slots where there's so many people.
It's like you're almost breathing.
Why are you doing shows now?
You have enough
A set time
where you can actually
step back up.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is cool.
People know these songs now.
Like, I'm glad
I don't know any of you guys
that personally.
Because sometimes you meet people personally
and you're like,
I don't like your music
because I don't like them that much.
I'm glad, and I like you guys.
We don't only know each of that well.
We've seen each other out and stuff.
We've never, like, been social.
But I'm glad we aren't because I can enjoy it all.
Like, I like, take the record
and I'm just like, I'm glad I don't know them that well.
Because they're jerks
No, it's not that.
They're numbers game.
There are four of you.
Probably one or two of you.
He's over there.
He's hiding down there.
We do have a drummer.
He disappears every now.
He actually likes that he just said that.
He's behind the screen.
He's on the box.
Actually, he was talking about it.
He didn't notice you were in the back.
Well, looking at you four in the eyes right now, because I can't even see him.
There are five of you.
But I probably wouldn't, just love averages.
I probably wouldn't get along with two of you.
Right.
and that would make me not like the band
because I'd be like, but I'm glad
I don't know you that well because I like the music so much.
Well, you know, let's keep it that way.
Yeah, I think it. Boom. And we're out.
Yes.
That was, no, for your first time playing it acoustically,
like I thought, I don't know, I haven't heard it.
Yeah, yeah. It sounds way better.
Full production.
I actually was enjoying it.
Yeah, I thought it was so good.
And I'm like, props to you for, like, that one part
where it gets really tangled up with the blue suede
I was like, okay, next round he might mess that up.
Yeah, it took some learning. It definitely took some practice.
But you nailed it. That's so good.
Next round, he might be. We might be too honest for our own good.
Well, it's like a tongue twister segment there.
I get it. I just told him I'm glad I don't know them.
Well, I have a feeling if we did know y'all super well that y'all would all be equally
amazing.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
But she's the bet. Like, she likes everybody.
I'm tough.
Okay, happy endings.
It's out today.
And I'm going to spend some time with the rest of the record.
But what you have now, I love, I love shoe shopping.
Thank you.
That song.
It's good.
I don't even know what the next song is going to be after this one blows up, but whatever it is.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Shoe shopping.
She heard it one time.
Old Dominion, the record's out today.
And thank you guys.
Thank you.
Good luck.
I hope you sell a bunch and hope you make millions and have castles.
And maybe a couple of us will be friends.
Yeah, well, you know.
All right.
We totally won't invite you over.
I saw that Starbucks is adding new items to their menu of food,
and they have something called sushi burritos.
Here's my thing about sushi.
I enjoy sushi.
But unless your specialty is sushi, I'm not eating your sushi.
Your specialty needs to be sushi to serve sushi.
So it can't be a hamburger slash sushi place.
Nope.
Gotcha.
It can't be a coffee.
With a sushi.
But having, one time, didn't you get sushi from a gas station?
And you know what?
It didn't end well.
No, because they're no further gas.
Because they're petroleum.
Not their sushi.
Right.
So I'm sure it'll be good and I'm sure it's safe.
But you're talking about raw fish.
No, but I think Starbucks, they're calling it sushi because it has a seaweed wrap in the burrito.
But I don't think that they're actually serving fish.
Don't care.
It's called sushi burritos.
I will not, unless your specialty is sushi, I will touch nothing to have.
has the word sushi in it.
And I encourage you, unless you want the runs,
do the same, just as a general rule.
Okay.
Bobby Boneshow.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Well, it happened.
Taylor Swift released the first single
off her reputation album.
It's called Look What You Made Me Do.
And she declares that the old Taylor is dead.
There's a lyric video that talks about how, you know,
her new public image of a serpent.
And a lot of people are focused.
on the lines in the song where Taylor warns her enemies, quote,
I've got a list of names and yours is in red underlined.
So obviously, like, there's Katie Perry, people were thinking about on the list,
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian.
Who knows?
Maybe as more songs come out or learn more about what's happening.
So Janaya Dwayne explained why she name-checked Brad Pitt in her song
that don't impress me much from back in the day.
And she says that she saw those nude photos of him and his then-girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow,
and she wasn't impressed.
So that's how he got in his own.
I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Female Friday.
With Jillian Jacqueline.
Hi.
Hi.
This is the,
it was the first time in the history
of my radio career,
and I've been doing this since I'm 17,
that I've greeted anyone
for the first time the way you and I just met.
Okay.
We were walking down the hall.
She was coming in the studio.
I was walking out.
I said, hold on, got to urinate.
Ran in the bathroom.
That was our grand introduction.
Yes.
It was really special.
I never forget it.
I'm actually a big fan, but we've never met.
No, never.
I guess we've sent messages on the phone, like InstaStory.
Instagram, yeah.
She was opening for Ryan Adams.
Eddie will get like this.
I love Ryan Adams.
Who doesn't?
Well, people that aren't cool.
Like, we're a little too cool sometimes.
That makes fun for me too cool.
So Gillian was open for Ryan Adams, and she was in St. Louis,
and we were playing, like, the next week we had a sold-out show.
Oh, shit.
As you can tell, I've never done this before.
Okay.
What do you mean?
You never done this?
She never done what before?
Radio.
Like an actual radio show.
You've no...
Wow.
I hope I survived.
Like, she got sent to the wolves did.
I hope I survived.
Okay, but I'm a huge fan, so this is going to work out good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, she was opening for Ryan Adams, and she took a picture of our soul that show, and she was like, hey, you guys are up here too.
And she's an instant story to me.
As she's playing with Ryan Adams, it said, Raging Idiot.
And that's not the end of the story.
Oh, there's more?
Yeah, remember?
And I was like, and you're like, oh, I love his song.
He said, like, heaven or something.
And I was like, oh, no, no, that's Brian Adams.
Oh, that's right. Now, I said, I love Heaven and Summer of 69.
And I was like, oh, no, that's Brian.
And he wrote back, you're like, I know, I was kidding.
And you were like, you must think so highly of me.
Yeah, I was like, oh, no.
We're literally never going to be friends.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, I assumed you didn't know.
You think I'm as dorky as I look.
You don't look dorky?
And I am.
That's true.
Jillian Jacqueline is here.
Okay, I want to play a song, and then we'll talk some more.
Yeah.
The first song, I think, that I heard from you,
where I was like, wow, this is really, I like to hate me a whole lot
because I like songs that make me, like, feel like, sad.
Me too.
So if you wouldn't mind playing this from my audience,
because I think they're going to love you.
Her name's Jillian Jacqueline, and this is Hate Me.
She's playing live this morning in the studio.
Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore,
but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision,
but I just wanted to keep you up,
and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.
And thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff.
Like that's so good.
How about that?
That note in the morning is not a fun one.
I'm like, can we do a redo please?
That is a fun one.
So, again, we hadn't met like three months ago.
I was like, Jillian, Reggie and get us going on a tour.
Come open for, come play, you're open for the shows.
And she was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, you were like, it's already decided.
I'm like, I have not heard anything about this.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Tell me.
But now you are.
Now you're doing the shows with us, a bunch of shows.
I'm so excited.
Thank you for having me.
Here's the problem.
Like, you did Ryan Adams, and that's super cool.
We wear the track jumpsuits.
Hey, I'm into it.
You don't have to.
No, I love track jumpsuits.
I will wear one.
You're so good.
Thank you.
I'm always happy when I'm right.
Oh.
And I was right about this one.
Because sometimes, let me tell you, I'll bring people in.
And I'd never heard them before.
And they're not good.
And I'm like, oh.
It's awkward.
It's awkward.
I'm so happy I was right.
Oh, man. Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
Her name's Jillian Jacqueline.
How about we do, let's do a cover.
Can you do a cover?
Yeah, sure.
What are you having your pocket?
We're going to do Rich Girl by Holo Notes.
All right.
Now, to be fair, the B word is in this song.
Have you substituted, or do we have to bleep you again?
I substituted.
I did my homework.
Awesome.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for coming in.
I can't believe this is the first radio thing you've ever done.
First one.
Dang, and you were a common collected.
Like, you thought it was your hundred.
Yeah, you do.
great. Oh, thank you guys so much. Hey, clap on that.
Yeah.
We have to the morning corny.
We got caught up with Old Dominion and Jillian
Jacqueline and we can't forget
the morning corny. People will riot.
All right, we don't need any more of that.
The morning corny.
Where do kids in New York City
learn multiplication?
Where do kids in New York
City learn multiplication?
In Times Square.
Yeah.
That was the morning corny.
Hmm.
Get it?
I do.
Yeah, I get it.
We've heard of some strange Kit Kat flavors.
And sometimes I'm like, maybe I just need to give it a shot.
Because there are some flavors that don't sound good until you eat them.
Well, how about this one?
Kit Kat has now decided to come out with a little something called Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Katz.
No.
Oh.
That's...
Exactly.
So there's that.
And I love Kit Katz.
Remember when you brought us all those crazy Kit Katz from wherever you went?
Because it was made by a different company.
Kit Kat's made by different companies in different places.
Oh.
And so I had, yeah.
You brought us like all kinds of crazy flavors.
Robitussin flavored Kit Katz.
Wasabi.
Yeah, it was all of them.
Man, I'm going to talk about this new Taylor Swift song in a minute because I stayed up late and listened to it last night.
And do you know they had to add co-writers of another famous?
song to this song?
No, I'm almost positive.
And when I tell you, because to me I heard it, and I'll tell the story in a second, but I was
like, okay.
And I'd already had a little tip off and it hurts up.
But I got to hear the whole song.
I was like, okay, I just didn't think there was any way it could possibly live up to the
hype.
The hype was too big that no song was going to live up to the hype.
But then when I heard, I was like, this sounds like something.
But then I think she had to add co-writers because it sounds too much like something else.
I'll tell you about that in a minute.
Interesting.
Okay.
It is interesting.
So I hope everybody's having a good morning, you know.
Sure, you've got to get loose.
Got a good show coming up.
We've had two live performances today.
How about, let's play some thank you for being a friend.
This is the Golden Girl's theme song from The Raging Idiots.
It puts us all in the good mood.
Thank you for being a friend.
I walk down the road and back again.
Your heart is true.
You're a pal and a confidant.
Thank you very much.
That's our country version of the Golden Girl song,
which if you're a millennial,
you don't even know the Golden Girls,
so that just sounds like a good country song.
Come on, there's Jason Aldine.
I talked to him for a long time the other night.
No.
Jason and I aren't usually that chatty
because neither one of us like to talk
when we're not working,
and we kind of have this understanding
because I like Jason,
and he likes me,
but we're like, cool,
we'll just stand beside each other,
and it's like when you're in a relationship
and you're just comfortable.
Oh, yeah.
But he's, like, quite,
Why chatting?
We talked about 15 minutes.
And I was like, dude, I'm kind of tired of talking.
They kind of reverse.
Usually he's like, Bobby, relax.
What you guys talk about?
Yeah.
So, Brittany's with him.
And I was talking about their summer vacation because I was curious.
I won't say where they went because I'm not sure that's something he wants me to say.
But he was, and then he asked me about, we were talking about Haiti.
Oh, really?
And, yeah.
I was like, Jason, what's wrong with you?
Why are you so friendly?
Because he's always a nice guy, but he's really quiet.
People don't know.
He's like a shy guy.
Yeah.
And you wouldn't think that.
And he's getting in shape.
Every time I see him, he's shrinking.
Really?
Yep.
And slowly, he's doing one of those.
You don't even know.
And then you look at him and you're like,
something's different about you.
Did you grow a mustache?
No.
Well, normally guys, when their wives are pregnant,
they maybe put on some pregnancy weight too.
But his wife, like, she's like the hottest pregnant woman ever.
I can't say that, but yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I can.
I was looking at pictures.
I was like, oh, my gosh.
She looks amazing.
I stayed up last night and listened.
when the new Taylor song came out. Taylor Swift.
It's called Look What You Made Me Do.
And there was no way it was going to live up to the hype.
Even if it was the greatest song ever, it can't live up to the hype.
There are certain things that you just can't live up to the hype.
So.
Kanye stage.
Oh.
Roll you made me play of the fool.
No, I don't like you.
I don't like your perfect crime.
So she's going up to Kanye immediately.
You know he had that stage that lifted up, the big white.
And then, so, you know, she's like,
Look what you made me do.
Look what you made me do.
And so I'm listening to it, the hook.
And all I'm hearing is my hams, my ha.
Because of my home.
Immediately I'm like, it's my home.
That's not who got the writing credit
Oh, it's not?
No.
So, there's that.
You knew who has a writing credit on the song
Because it sounds so much like it?
Who?
Right said Fred, I'm too sexy.
Wow, I should so sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy that it hurts.
I thought it sounds more like my humps,
but Wright said Fred has a writing credit.
Isn't that crazy?
So he wasn't like in a writing session.
He wasn't like, Taylor on the Cadwock.
I'd like to be added to this song on the Cadwag.
Crazy though, huh?
Yeah.
So the Taylor song came out.
And I think it'll be a huge smash.
That one will take me a second.
When I heard Shake It Off, I thought this is an unbelievable song.
Yeah.
That I thought, this is a good song.
It's not being a big hit.
Yeah, it's definitely different.
Did it live up to your hype, Amy, in your head?
No, but I mean, I definitely was up.
And when I saw on her Instagram, it had loaded, and she was like, swipe up.
I was like, swipe up.
Yeah, I bought it.
Swipe.
That's the Bobby Bones show.
Hello, Julie and Ozark, Missouri.
Good morning.
Good morning, Bobby.
Good morning, Amy.
Morning.
Anybody else like to say good morning to?
Like lunchbox in Eddie's ears are perked up.
Hey.
Will you say good morning to them?
Good morning.
Good morning.
The Bobby Bones show.
Yeah.
Hey.
What's going on, Julie?
Well, I am on my way to go get in.
mine at the Gilloys for the Raging Idiots tickets. This will be the fourth time for me.
Wow. Holy cow, super fan. That's awesome. Hey, so yeah, Raging Idiots, our tour goes on
Selt today at 10 a.m. But you're going to go stand in line. You've seen us before. Do you think
we're good? I think this is, yes, this is the fourth time and I'm just excited now as I was the
first time that I saw you at the Battlefield Mall. Oh, yeah, we started the Mall. That's how we
used to rough it. With Kelsey Ballerini. With Kelsey Ballerini, yeah. Well, thank you very much. I
Can't wait to see you and meet you.
Well, I'm taking my, hopefully taking my five-year-old niece.
She used to live in St. Louis, and we would call each other every Friday morning and
listen to the dance party.
Oh, awesome.
We have another dance party coming up in 20 minutes.
I appreciate the call.
Thank you.
And as always, I like to say, that I appreciate you.
You know what?
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Hey, by the way, good morning, Eddie and Lunchbox specifically.
Thank you very much.
You all are great today.
Yeah, but, yeah, your smiles are fantastic.
I agree. Yes.
So I announced on the show yesterday that my dog is sick and they gave him like three to six months to live and it's difficult for me.
It feels like there's like this little weird sad fog.
But it's just weird because I know he's just like he doesn't know he's sick.
That's the only good part about it is he doesn't know he's sick.
So it really stinks.
I've had my dog for 14 years.
And so my head still isn't fully wrapped around it.
and so Amy sent over dog cookies yesterday.
I got home.
I went home like 15 minutes and Amy had shipped over.
Sorry, Josie, Amy's dog.
Yeah, Josie.
They're from Josie.
Yeah.
That was really kind of you.
And he loved him and ate him and he could see whatever he wants now.
Well, that was, yeah, that's what Josie was thinking.
Like normally they had treats like that, but I mean, she went straight peanut butter cups.
Yeah, that was really sweet of you.
Oh.
Thank you.
And then he just wouldn't leave the refrigerator because that's where they are.
He just keeps looking at the refrigerator.
He's like, why has life gotten so good all of a sudden?
because he's getting everything now.
I know.
And I posted a picture up yesterday of my dog,
and I was like, hey, if you didn't listen to the show,
he had cancer surgery.
He's got about 3 to 6 months to live.
It's going to be rough for me.
And I'm going to have ups and downs.
Because that's like the thing I love the most of my life, that dog.
And so I was talking to Lindsay last night, my girlfriend,
and she's in California.
And she was about to go on because they have two-hour time difference there.
And she was like, how's dust?
It was good.
I flipped over the phone.
And she's about to go on the stage,
and she sees them and starts,
crying and I'm like you can't ask about him before you have to go to work so she's crying and it was
like the five minutes that we talk a night because again we're running now I'm making jokes and
we talked for like five minutes last night yeah and she's crying because dusty's sick and she hasn't
been here to even see him and she loves that dog too well there's so many people I mean now I mean
you've mentioned how kind people are just stopping you and asking you about it when they have other
things going on and yesterday after you made that like I I was getting people
reaching out to me
to try to figure out you
how to be there for you
I mean there's so many people that
I just want you to know there's so many people that
genuinely care about you and they
know how much Dusty means to you
and so just know that there's a lot
of people with you
and I feel that way I had 4,000
comments on that Instagram
that was crazy even like I saw Hillary Scott write a message up there
from Lady Annabellem
I can't even go through it all so I just appreciate everybody
and when Lindsay was crying last night
I was like, man.
And it's weird because I'm just sitting here.
It's like I'm just waiting.
And that's a weird thing, you know, because he's not going to get through it.
And I travel a lot.
So now I feel guilty for traveling.
And probably on bus runs, I probably take,
it used to just be too old for bus runs.
I think we just don't care anymore.
All right, that's a roll.
So it's weird.
It's a weird thing.
And it was a weird thing for Lindsay because, by the way,
Lindsay's my girlfriend, and she's, if you listen to the show, you know, she's an artist, Lindsay L.
And she has this song called Waiting on You.
This here.
She was so excited because it was the first time that she'd ever played the song and the entire crowd singing back to her.
Like in her life.
Wow.
Any song, first time she's played any song ever.
Because she's had a couple songs where they tried to make her like a little pop girl.
She's not.
She's like a musician, like guitar player.
Sometimes hardcore, sometimes blues, sometimes, you know, country.
It just depends.
But she's a multi-instrumentalist.
But she was also emotional because she was like, no one, it's never happened to me before
where the entire crowd sings my song back.
And here.
For the first time ever in your career to have a crowd sing your song back, like that's, like I got goosebumps.
I do too.
Probably because I care about her.
I know how like cool in her life that was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've seen people just go, shut up.
And yes, it's not probably because you care about her.
It is because you care about her.
No, I'm saying I'm probably more affected by it because I care about her.
Stop twisting my way!
Teens are rescued after getting lost in the Grand Canyon for five days.
And all they had, two granola bars and no water.
What?
One granola bar per person.
That's all they had to eat for five days.
They ran out of water the first day.
It's not a lot to live on, but these teens were resourceful enough to stay alive and wave down a rescue helicopter.
Me and my friend were both like crying tears of happiness.
The Rangers told me that they are glad the teens stayed on the dried riverbed.
It made them so much easier to spot.
They were able to find them in just a little bit more than an hour after they launched the helicopter, which they say is very fast.
Why didn't they launch a helicopter earlier?
Five days, like, all right, four hours for dinner.
Five hours.
Hit it, boys.
I don't know.
Maybe it took five days for people to be like,
hey, where's our friends?
We're hiking up the mountain,
all of a sudden we just can't see where the trail is anymore.
It disappears, he said.
I mean,
hindsight,
much easier to go,
what were you thinking as far as walking out,
hiking into something like that
with just one granola bar each and no water?
Ugh.
Because I'd have had on one of those backpacks
to have the water in the straw.
Camelback.
Yeah, yeah, and then a front back
full of granola bars.
Yeah.
I don't even walk down the store.
street without that. Like I just, if I'm walking a couple blocks, I have that both front
back camel back on. Yeah. I try to sometimes keep food in my car for like emergencies,
you know, but I always end up eating it's always in emergency. It's always an emergency. Yeah,
it's like, I wonder if a, well, red light. Well, this feels good. That's kind of an emergency.
But sometimes I'll get out and go get it from the back. This is the latest time of day you can
drink coffee without running your sleep. You see the story by the way? No. Is this something
that you ever think about? Like, hmm, can I drink coffee at this time? Yes, I have been the
about it now because I'm trying to focus more on sleep and I think there's definitely something to
it.
You got about six hours.
Don't drink it six hours before you go to sleep.
So you do the math.
Whatever time you want to go to sleep, stop six hours before that.
Well, that's a long time that coffee like helps out your body.
It's more just doing the math here than five hour energy.
Yes.
That's just in your face.
You know the, I do the math sometimes and so.
Or five hours?
Yeah.
So what I'll do is.
I hate that you do this.
So I'll be like, man, I don't need.
I need five hours of energy.
So I try to sip an hour of energy.
I don't know if it works that way.
Well, but you think it does.
And I'm like, I don't need to stay away for five hours, but I got it right for another
hour.
So I'll take it and pour it out and then take it and pour a fifth of it.
And they go, oh my gosh.
I got a good hour, hour of energy.
I thought you're going to talk about how sometimes you're like, man, I need 10 hours
of energy.
Oh, I'll do that too.
Yeah, yeah, I do that too.
I know.
And sometimes I need just eight.
So I have five and the two thirds of the other ones.
I feel like it's a chemist
I've got my beakers out
You're bunsen burners
Your little teaspoon
If I'm hurting
Like this morning
We had a work dinner until 11 o'clock
Which is extremely late for me
On this week's school night
That's really late
Yeah
What in the world
I had
I know
It's like 10 courses
It was
The service was slow
But also I just really enjoyed
Talking to the people I was with
Because they came in from New York
I know right
Weird for me too
This is all
new stuff.
I know.
Let's write this down.
Bobby enjoyed hanging out with people.
And then we were talking work, but I just enjoyed hanging with these guys.
And so we were out late, and I had a dirty chai latte, like dark blue, and then a five-hour energy and then a gator, one of those energy bites.
I'm ready to go.
Yeah.
I'm just like you know.
Hey, Mallory, I'm glad you called.
We're talking about moms and topless sunbathing in front of their kids.
What do you think about this?
I think that's a big no-go.
Children are very curious at very young ages.
Being a mom of three, I've had to learn this the hard way.
It's kind of awkward in front of little boys, your own or someone else is at that.
I don't think top of somebody at any age in front of children should be a thing.
I appreciate that call.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I guess my thing is as a non-parent.
If you don't make something bad, is it bad?
is the human body bad
because we all have butts
you know
women have boobs
and we've been conditioned to think
this is dirty
and again I don't have kids
so you're talking about somebody who knows everything
about parenting
everything
just the whole
my philosophical take is if we never
tell anyone our bodies are bad they're not
bad
now I agree don't let a little boys like at it
because they'll go tell their friends
but still
and again I'm wrong probably
but that's even my own.
Like, I will walk butt naked somewhere and not care.
And I think,
Eddie for sure,
seen me naked a bunch of times.
Yeah, but indoors.
Like, you don't walk outside.
No, can I get arrested.
You're right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that'd be that.
The law doesn't agree with my felt a proper opinion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Kalline and St. Louis.
Hey, good-day, how are you?
Good-day.
Are you from Australia?
Oh, I am.
I tell everyone I'm from Sykeston, Missouri,
but they don't believe me.
I didn't believe you want.
Hey, what do you think about this top-less thing?
Okay, so I grew up.
up in Australia. I've been here 20 years
and all the girls
are topless in Australia. We used to
play spot the American tourists because they'd all
have their sunnies on and like trying
to look really cool. But anyway,
I think it's fine. I mean, it's a natural part
of your body
and we all did it.
We did have some beaches where
the young moms might go and they might
keep their tops on if they're breastfeeding because
there was one case once
when the little toddler ran over and latched
on to another girl's boobs. Wow.
How about that?
Oh my goodness.
I get a culture thing.
That's funny.
Watch on.
Hey, appreciate you.
Hey, appreciate you guys.
I love you and big kisses to your dog.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Hey, I'm going to do one more.
Margaret and San Antonio.
Yes.
I think five years old would probably be the oldest that I would do that around.
I have a nine-year-old, a seven-year-old, and a three-year-old.
And the nine-year-old knows about anatomy and whatnot, and so it's not something that I really want to
that I really want to flaunt, whether for myself or anybody else in front of him.
But the seven-year-old, you know, she's like, hey, you know, whatever.
And the three-year-old, you know, doesn't know.
And I think after five, it would make me feel uncomfortable, but I also don't want to make my kids feel uncomfortable.
That's probably going to be the average age.
I think you are the common answer.
I think, Margaret, you're kind of the voice of America.
Oh, thank you.
That's a lot of pressure, Margaret.
honest with you. Hey, Marga, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you. Hey, Amy, how do you feel about this?
Man, I'm kind of with you
on the age thing. I guess five and you feel
it out to what their personalities are like and girls
are different than boys. Like, I
could see myself with a
daughter doing it, no problem.
But my son, oh, my son's seven.
I probably wouldn't.
I did find myself changing in a
hotel bedroom with him, like,
just not thinking. And my husband walked in,
he's like, what are you doing? He's never
he's never seen any stuff like that.
I'm like, oh, I just...
Stuff like, he hasn't.
I haven't either, really.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
I do a show from my house called the BobbyBones on.
I do a show from my house called The Bobbycast,
and I spent an hour last night talking to a songwriter named Jonathan Singleton.
And I love country music, and I love the writers.
Like, I like that second layer that maybe sometimes we don't hear about.
So that's why I started doing this show.
And so put the studio in my house, these songwriters come over,
Even like Karen Fairchild and Dirk's, like they want to come over and talk about music.
But Jonathan Singleton comes by, and we start talking about a guy walks into a bar from Tyler Farr.
It goes a guy on.
So the story is that was Blake Shelton's song.
Blake said, I want that song, I put it on hold.
And it was Blake's.
And so we're talking about it because Jonathan Singleton wrote that song.
Blake had it on hold.
He loves his song.
He's thinking about making it, you know, his record all around this one song.
And he, I don't know if I knew that at the time.
I can't remember how it went about it.
about somehow Blake had it on home and I played that rider pub crawl and Tyler was there and Tyler
heard the song so Tyler walked over to me and said hey man what about that guy walks in the bar
song what's going on with it so he didn't really know he goes yeah you can cool you can have it
so there's this whole thing so it's Blake song but then Tyler cuts it and then Blake still has the
song it's still Blake's song but Tyler goes to Blake and is like I want you to hear how I cut it
Tyler, when he did cut it, that he went and was talking to Blake about it, and Blake said, well, let's hear it, man.
That's what I heard.
If you messed it up, then he was going to be mad.
So he played it for him, and he goes, dude, good job, man, and did a great job.
And you got to keep the song, because he played it for Blake, and Blake was like, I released this song.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it's things like that in the Bobbycast.
Like, it's the layer underneath that I love so much.
So go to IHart Radio, search Bobbycast, or go to iTunes, and you can subscribe to, same as IHard Radio.
Is that interesting lunchbox to you?
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Like, I, you just assume that they get a song and they cut it.
Like, oh, boom, there you go.
You don't realize there's back channels and blah blah, blah.
Second layer.
So if I say, so you're Brad Pitt.
Yeah, that don't impress me much.
Exactly.
So you're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much.
Shania Twain explained why she name-checked Brad Pitt in her song.
That don't impress me much.
She saw the nude photos of him and Gwyneth Paltrow back in.
the day and she was like, I'm not that impressed.
So you're Brad Pitt.
It only took 20 years.
Just say why.
But she finally revealed why she threw a little shade of Brad Pitt.
Name check.
Yeah.
But that won't keep me warmer than me.
She said, I was writing the album and there was a scandal of him
and Gwyneth Paltrow and there were naked photos.
And I was like, what's all the fuss about?
So you're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much.
I'm not talking
That's interesting
That's one of those
I'd like to have Shania
For a Bobby cast
And just talked to her for an hour
Like she came in
And we talked to her for a bit
But I mean like just go
And I would have been like
What about him
Didn't impress you much
Yeah
Tell us more
Because I don't remember
Those naked pictures
And like how did naked pictures
Get out back in the day
Because now
Now they get hacked
Or put out on purpose
Like digitally
Did someone like
Break into house
And take a polaroid
You know
Or at Walgreens
Sometimes when you would
drop your disposable camera off, they would make extra copies.
You know what TV show everybody's talking about?
And Amy started watching it, and Eddie started watching it.
And I haven't yet. It's Ozark.
So good.
So I'm not cool yet.
I'm never cool, but I am now because I'm finished.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I've been done for a while, too, so I feel extra cool.
It's on Netflix.
I got to start.
Jason Bateman.
You'll like it, man.
Yeah, it's so good.
Eddie says he can't even watch that show at home now.
I've given up on life.
I might stay here after work and watch it here.
Watch episode?
Because every time I started, I put the kids to bed.
I'm like, okay, I got about an hour of just me time, turn on some Ozark.
And it's kind of, it's dark.
And there's some foul language, so I try to keep it low.
But my TV does not go low enough for my kids not to hear it.
As soon as I start watching, one of my kids comes down, I'm like, Daddy, what are you watching?
That sounds so weird.
That sounds creepy.
I'm like, go to bed.
I'm watching TV.
Headphones.
Yeah.
Laptop.
Yes, exactly.
Do it on your laptop.
Why are people that are bad at relationships great at giving a relationship advice?
Because I'm one of these.
Those are.
I can advise the crap out of you and wonderfully.
But they did a whole science with beakers and stuff again.
Yeah.
In the lab.
Number one, they're not blinded by love or lust.
They can look at something and go, okay, A, B, C.
Here's why.
Number two, they understand how a bad relationship is.
Uh-huh.
So far, I'm rocking these.
Number three, they think settling
is whack.
That's you.
And number four, they made a lot of mistakes.
That's you.
Like, those are the four reasons that people
who aren't good at relationships
give great advice, because the people
that give the best advice
are the people that have failed at things the most.
Like, that's why people turn into,
like, if you're not a great NBA player,
but you're kind of middle or low,
you become an NBA coach.
The great players never are great coaches
but hardly ever
It's so true
It's a good point
You just stared at me
Like you had something insightful to add
But then I guess you were just thinking about sports
She's like sports
What do I say?
Sports
Sports
Here's Amy's Pile of Stories
So you know
College is going back to school right now
And remember how expensive textbooks were
When we were in school?
It was the worst
Because you would go and buy a book
You would do one time
and you'd spend 300 bucks on it.
And sometimes that book would not be used next semester
and you were just out the money
because you couldn't return it.
Couldn't resell it. Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, college is expensive in general.
But now there's this new crowdfunding site happening
called Fund My Textbooks.
And it allows students to hit up their friends and family
for contributions with that money
going straight into account for textbooks.
It's not like you can hit them up
and then you can take the money and go buy video games or something.
Yeah.
Like, we have to buy textbooks.
That's cool because that's a real thing.
Yeah.
And like I struggle.
And I was on full scholarship because of my ACT score.
And there were even times where my scholarship didn't cover all my books.
And I was broke.
And I would borrow books or run copies of pages sometimes until I get a foot.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I like that.
What is that site?
Fund my textbooks.
That's cool.
As long as we're not buying, you know, Chipotle.
I'm getting.
Helping.
Yeah, I love education.
What else?
Did you see?
Turkey is coming.
Is that what they say on Game of?
Thrones.
Winter is coming.
I thought you meant like the bird.
I was like, huh?
No, no, yeah.
But to celebrate Game of Thrones season finale, which is this Sunday night, FYI, Arby's is
like offering giant smoke turkey legs.
I can't believe it's already the finale.
Guys, this is the greatest TV show of our lifetime.
Is this the end end?
No.
No, that's season.
Again, not my favorite show of my lifetime.
A really fantastic show.
But it is the best show of our lifetime.
The amount of detail.
Wow.
I really might need to watch.
now regardless of what you say because you just said the best show of our lifetime it is the detail
the money the amount of character development it's the greatest show of our lifetime and we're in the
golden age of television there's more options now like there are so many good things that i want to watch
i don't have time to watch i can't even catch up on something before something new good comes out
oh i watch that uh i'm not caught up on orange is the new black now i got to watch ozark now i watch
the defiant ones so much there's a
Really. And it's so much really compelling.
Yeah.
And it's hard to be compelling.
It's hard to have something that sticks, period, nowadays, because there are a thousand things.
And so it's a great time.
And television is like radio now.
Radio is not just what comes to your car.
Radio, for me, is also the phone, the computer.
Television's the same way.
It's not just what's on the screen.
It's on your phone, your computer.
Yeah.
Yeah, what else you have?
According to a new survey, 37% of vegetarians admit that they have eaten meat when they've had too much
a drink. And like 70% of these people never tell a single soul that they slipped up.
And it happens a lot. Like they've had such a drink. Then they're like, burger. Give me burger.
That's like the drunk dial for a vegetarian.
Should they get stripped from their title?
You know, if no one knows, if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it.
And it's okay.
You're like, you know what? I wonder though, like, oh, let me tell you about having me yesterday.
Because I was going to talk about the body.
Like if your body doesn't eat meat, then all of a sudden it does,
does it totally jack your system up?
I'm asking you.
Oh, does it?
Yeah, you can have some stomach issues.
Because it's like something completely foreign.
Yeah.
I was at the gym yesterday, and I've done five days this week of boxing.
And so I've hit it hard.
And my coach, Jared, was like, hey, something's not right.
Because my hand was like twitching or something.
And he did my, put his fingers on my neck.
And my heart rate, I don't even know if this was the right number.
it was like 170 or something.
Look up, I don't know, that could be wrong.
What, average heart rate?
Yeah.
And he was like, I've never been told to stop.
And they made me, I was that guy at the gym that had to lay down.
They put wet towels on me.
And I was embarrassed.
But they were like worried for me.
I've never been that guy.
I hadn't had dinner the last couple nights.
Okay, but also, you got stressful news about dusty.
And my dog got his terminal cancer.
And I think I just broke down yesterday.
Yeah.
And it was scary because I could not control it.
I couldn't control it.
It was like a, because I have, um, uh, uh, I take medicine for, um, not stress.
ETSD.
No, I'm not stressed.
I did.
Anxx.
Thank you.
Anx.
Thank you.
But here's the thing with my dog and I'll just be honest with you.
I've started taking X X again because I can't rest.
Like I'm just such, I'm so bummed out that I can't sleep.
And I'm just like, I have to take it.
There are times in your life where stuff like that can be helpful.
to you and this is 100% one of those times.
I fell asleep for an hour and woke up and was like, okay, I'm awake and I'm sad, so I just took pills.
And I hate that and I don't want to be that person, but I, it's got me.
What's the heart rate?
So it's anything from 60 to 100 is normal.
I was 170.
But wait, are you a well-trained athlete?
No, but I'm in good shape.
Okay, well-trained athlete is 40 to 60, so I didn't know if you fell in that.
He's not talking about resting heart weight.
He's talking about he's working out.
Oh, you can't ask these guys anything.
Guys, according to the National Institute of Hell, the average heart rate for children.
Anything else?
I'll take back over my pile.
Yeah.
Nathan Chapman, who is like a crazy huge producer.
He's obsessed with Namaste.
He actually tweeted out that it's awesome and then he loves it.
By the way, namaste, I'm so surprised by the fact that people are buying this song on iTunes.
It's the new raging idiot's song.
Yeah.
We put it out to be funny and like to be, but not serious, but Cheryl Crowe, Dirk Spentley.
Listen to what Nathan Chapman's produced.
Yeah, and I feel special because, like, I was on Namaste,
all these big time people were.
It was my jam first.
But he's produced records like, oh, for Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, Red, 1989,
won Grammys for Taylor Swift albums, worked with Shania L.A., Keith Urban, you know,
Martina McBride, no big deal.
He just tweeted that he loves the song.
He just tweeted that he loves the song.
Probably got to hit the row, but namaste.
Hello.
Namaste.
Take the chat.
Come on.
Come to be responsible.
But you're making it impossible.
In the spandex pants looking all.
Flexible and you're down with all.
Namaste.
Ain't away.
I'm about to leave you in a press along the floor like that.
You look a little lonely on that mat.
I should be saying goodbye.
I might lose my job.
But now,
I'm a mistake.
Come on, baby.
Let me jump in on the stretches you'll do.
Don't know nothing by you're at all
Probably gotta hit the road
But I'm gonna stay
Probably got to hit the road
Have I mentioned that lately?
Yeah
Funny
Thank you very much
And Ross Copperman
Those are my favorites
And then
Yeah a lot of them
Because now it's like the Grammy speech
Whenever you
If you don't mention everybody
They get mad at you
So I'm just gonna stop and go
And the rest
Yeah everyone else
Yeah yeah yeah
Bobby Bones everybody
Transmitting across America
This is a Bobby Ball Show
Come on Bobby
It's after nine
So that's why I tell this story now
Kids are in school for the most part
It's not even dirty
But I'm going to say the word stripper
Okay
Okay
Amy had to tell a guy
That she wasn't a stripper yesterday
What
We had to make an announcement
To multiple people
Yeah she'd be like
I am not a stripper
Why?
Yeah
Okay
So I'm at the gas station and I'm in line and I'm checking out.
And this guy comes up behind me that I have only ever seen at yoga.
Legit, never seen him anywhere else.
He kind of casually says, and because I know what he means, but everybody else, including
the cashier, they don't know what he means.
He's like, oh, it's weird to see you with clothes on, like normal clothes.
It's weird to see you with clothes on.
Like he meant so, but he didn't say with work clothes on or normal clothes.
He just said with clothes on.
And I was like, everybody, I'm not a stripper.
I take yoga with him, so he normally sees me in yoga pants, but here I am in a cute outfit.
I never see you with clothes on.
I'm not a stripper!
This is a Bobby Bones!
Got to go, but thanks to Old Dominion for stopping by and playing.
They have a new record out today.
Thanks to Gillian Jacqueline for stopping by and playing.
You can see the videos at BobbyBones.com of their performances.
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Miss you. That's what I'm going to think all weekend. We'll see you Monday. Everybody good?
Yeah. All right. Thank you. Have a great weekend. We appreciate you being with the show, as always.
Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show.
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