The Bobby Bones Show - On-Air Wedding Proposal + Lunchbox Delivers Valentine’s Day Flowers To Unsuspecting Women

Episode Date: February 14, 2018

Wedding proposal live on air and Lunchbox delivers Valentine’s Day flowers to unsuspecting women on the street Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudi...o.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:16 This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. Yeah, here we are. Back at it again. Morning studio. Morning. Let's bring on Tanya in North Carolina. Tanya, thanks for waking up.
Starting point is 00:02:26 What's happening? Hey, good morning, Bobby. Good morning. What can I do for you? I am curious to Ray's latest gambling status. Did you collect on the Super Bowl? That's a good question. Ray bet his entire savings account on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl. And then they won.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Do you have your money? I got the money. You do? Yeah. I had to get it through Bitcoin. Bitcoin ended up crashing about $1,000. So I did lose $500 of the dollars. Ended up getting over $4,000 total.
Starting point is 00:02:58 That's amazing. Count, been living large. What have you bought? Honestly, just paid some bills and rent. Other than that, nothing. That's living smart. Well, I'm about to go crazy, though. There's malls, and I haven't hit one in a while.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Tanya, how you feel about that? Well, I think that's exciting. I'm happy to hear that he won. What about the status with the Trump bet? That, he has to be president for four years, so I still got another couple years on that one, but hoping for 50,000 out of that one. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I'm surprised you got money from the side of it. And they gave it to you a Bitcoin and then some of it lost value. Went to another site and they go through Bitcoin so it's a lot more secure. Yeah, I just don't think that's the case. Okay. You know, I get paid in E3 room. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.
Starting point is 00:03:50 21-year-old Trenton Lewis from Little Rock, Arkansas. Shoutout was without a vehicle, was walking 11 miles a day to get to and from work. Wow. There wasn't even a bus route. So for the last seven months, he would get up in the middle of the night because it took him that long. He had to be at the UPS Center at 4 a.m. So he just walked to work every day. So as co-workers found out, and they pulled money together over a series of months,
Starting point is 00:04:15 and they were finally able to buy him a car. So amazing. So amazing they did that. He must be a good dude, too, because you're not bending over to do that for somebody you don't like. Nope. So I see you to the Little Rock UPS. Like that's a pretty cool story. I see you.
Starting point is 00:04:29 The Bobby Bowie. show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond on Mount Hood in Oregon. One climber died after a fall. Several other climbers had to be rescued. They're all safe now. In airline news, an engine cover flew off a United plane mid-flight. It was forced to make an emergency landing in Honolulu.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally, your medal count at the Olympics. Norway has 11 total medals. USA is in fourth with seven after Sean White came from behind to win gold at the men's half pipe. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Last couple days, we've been talking about this story.
Starting point is 00:05:06 The girl got fired from Outback because she was working the To-Go. And this church ordered over $700 worth of food. They didn't tip. So she posted their receipt online. With Facebook, which you shouldn't do. You shouldn't do that. Because you're shaming them. But then it was, are you supposed to tip-to-go?
Starting point is 00:05:21 And mine is, if you can tip-tip. It's not the same thing as being a server, though. But I have on now Kelsey in Arkansas who worked it Outback. Kelsey. Hey. What do you think about this? So I did work it out back and I actually worked as a server, not in to go, but the to go people get paid the same as the servers. So we get paid $263 an hour.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And Chigo got paid the same. So they relied on tips as well. I'm not condoning what she did. You shouldn't post that on Facebook, but, you know, they still get paid $263 an hour just like we do. So they rely on tips as well. But that varies from restaurant to restaurant. For me, the servers would slip into ToGo. It was a moving type thing.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Is that not what happened there? So some people want to do it to go, and they just vary on tips, and then some people don't. Like, as a server, when I worked there, I did not want to do it to go because the tips are very unreliable. Because people aren't conditioned to think you tip 20%. And servers don't have to do much serving. They just hand it off. I wouldn't work to go either, unless I wasn't feeling good. Because why?
Starting point is 00:06:26 Because people don't tip there. Right? Yeah. And then to go, all you do is, you know, you take the food out of the window, you pack everything up the way it's packaged, and then you wait for them to get there, and you bring it out to them and everything. It's different if it's raining. What do you think the rate should be, the percentage rate? We'll make a rule here. On to go orders, what would you put the percentage at? I would still say, if it's a large order, at least around 10%. You know, if it's like raining and the weather's really bad, then I would say maybe like 15. But, you know, if it's just a small order, then I'm just a small order, then I'm. I don't know. The Tigo people don't have to pay chip share. Oh, see, that's part of it too.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Hey, thank you, Kelsey. Let me grab this. Hey, Courtney and Franklin, Tennessee. Yes, hi. Hi, how are you? What do you want to say? I was just going to say, so with deliveries, like what are your opinions on tipping?
Starting point is 00:07:18 Because last night I had a big order come to my house, and the options were 18, 19, and 20%, but I didn't want to do that much on that big order. So what do you think you're supposed to do for deliveries? Because they aren't driving out to your house, but it's still almost the same thing as a to-go order. Deliveries are different than a to-go. To-go, you just grab it.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And again, I work sober. I didn't even consider myself a to-go. I just prepared meals and people would come pick them up. Okay. That was just part of my job. So delivery, you're actually getting in your car and you drive-in-places. So I would tip 20% to a delivery driver. You think, so?
Starting point is 00:07:56 I just, because they're going to come rob you if you don't. mostly. That's what I think of my mind. They know what's in your house. They know what's in your house. They know where you live. That's a weird though to offer only 18, 19 or 20%. What I would do if I were you then, since there's not a rule, Courtney, I would have cash on hand and just give them five, 10 bucks, whatever you feel comfortable with that way. Does that make sense? Yeah, that's true. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:19 But I would tip around 15 to 20%. And if I didn't want to, I would have cash. You just can't stiff them. Right, exactly. Well, thank you for the call, Courtney. I appreciate you. Thank you. All right. Have a good morning. Okay, we're all settled in, right? I think so. Waiters, 18 to 20%, to go, 10%. And delivery driver, at your own risk. Time for your positivity now.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I love Valentine's Day, tell me something good. You all feel good about this? Yeah, all right, love is in the air. Tell me something good. An Oregon couple is delighted to be reunited with a wedding ring they lost weeks ago on the beach. Phil Nickerson said that his wife lost her ring. and obviously they couldn't find it there's sand everywhere
Starting point is 00:09:02 a few weeks later this dude is strolling with his fiance was like what is that shiny thing and so they grabbed the ring and then her mother spotted an ad on Craigslist it was like, anybody seen her ring? And they reunited the ring to the people. Wow Craigslist coming through. After six weeks
Starting point is 00:09:21 the ring is back so congratulations to them tell me something good Amy you're up shout out Denver's clerk and recorder's office because because they're performing free wedding ceremonies all day long. From 8 a.m. to 4.30. If you hope to get married on Valentine's Day, well, you can get it done for free. Even if you're just on the fence, maybe this pushes you over. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Yeah, it's free. Yeah, why not? It's a sign. Yeah. Lunch bikes. Six months ago, George was walking through Boston, just like, man, what a beautiful day. Look at that bird. Jurp, chirp, chirp.
Starting point is 00:09:54 And he collapses, has a heart attack in front of a homeless shelter. and Austin Davis runs out, starts giving him CPR, until paramedics arrive, and they do the clear, and they use the defibrillator thing, bring him back to life. What was Austin Davis doing? He was a homeless man in the homeless shelter. And he ran out, and now George's family has raised money and got the guy an apartment in a vehicle.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Wow. Our audio producer Raymond now watches all the Lifetime movies with his girl. And so Raymond reviews the Lifetime Movies. Morning, Raymond. Morning. Morning. So what's this movie called? Psycho brother-in-law.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Okay. Well, we all let the in-laws stay. Well, how long do you let them typically stay for? Are you asking us, or are you doing a whole model? I don't know. That was kind of rhetorical question. So a week, two weeks, what if the brother-in-law stays for a month? He turns psycho.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Psycho brother-in-law. Wow. I'm in. Okay, go ahead. and I ended up giving it four kernels out of five piece of popcorn. Pretty good flick. It doesn't turn as deadly as the other ones. But man, does this brother-in-law get really, really psycho?
Starting point is 00:11:10 Oh, wow, what's it called again? Psycho brother-in-law. There it is. Four kernels out of five. There he is. You know, we were talking yesterday about the snowboarder that won the gold medal. And so her name's Chloe Kim. And she's 17.
Starting point is 00:11:25 I was just thinking last night. Like, what was I doing at 17? She's out, she's training at 15, wins the gold medal at 17. What were you doing when you were 17 years old, Amy? Oh, I was hanging out with my friends, driving around my red Bronco, trying out to be a cheerleader. I probably was. If I was a senior, yeah, I was a cheerleader.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I was only in my senior. Ran cross country up to no good. Oh, no good. Yeah, wow. Up to no good. Lunchbox when you were 17. Easy, I was slinging donuts at Dunkin'Dunkin'U. donuts and I was being named Prom King.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Pretty much just as impressive as a gold medal. I didn't think about it in that way. Eat that. Why does you want to eat that? Unless it's a donut. You're not competing against her. Yeah, she wins. When I was 17, I was begging my local radio station for a job.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Like, please hire me. And I got it. I was cleaning the lobby of the radio station. And that really didn't last because then I got put on the air immediately because they fired some people. I was 17. I knew. Did you guys know what you wanted to do?
Starting point is 00:12:26 at 17? No. I did. What you want to do? I'd be on Real World. Oh. And then I was going to be a sports broadcaster. How'd those turn out? Neither one of them worked out for me. No, that's not true. We did a national sports show for a while. Right. I meant I thought I would be calling games. Like soccer games? No, like baseball or... Baseball? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Well, I was doing radio at 17. I was finishing high school. I played high school football. And when, uh, that's pretty much it. Just rocking the quiz bowl circuit, man. I was dominating people at Quizball Oh my goodness Again, when I was in seventh grade I was captain of the 12th grade team By the time I was a 12th grader
Starting point is 00:13:03 I was fully in my prime And I was just dominate On Channel 2 They had our team on I was just dominating people We didn't win state though We got it You know what
Starting point is 00:13:14 You really should go on Jeopardy You are so smart I don't think I have it I play HQ sometimes And I don't I only get to like 9 or 10 Sometimes I get to 11 or 12 But
Starting point is 00:13:22 Have you ever noticed on Jeopardy Everybody's the same height? I haven't Probably box That's weird. They shift them. Bobby Bones Show. Bone Head.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Story up the day. This story comes to us from Lincoln, Nebraska. A 19-year-old man was shot in the butt when him and his friends were testing out a bulletproof vest. Oh, wow. People still do that? Yeah, they were testing one out from World War II. Oh, no. And he put it on, and he was going to shoot him in the back, and the guy missed it hit him in the butt.
Starting point is 00:13:51 It's just double wrong. First of all, I would never be the one to put the vest on. say, go ahead, I want to try this. Yeah. And then secondly, the dude missed. Yeah. How close or far away was he? Does it even matter, though?
Starting point is 00:14:04 No. A bit, if you're the guy with a bulletproof vest, kind of don't you deserve to be shot the butt. And then a bulletproof vest from World War II? Well, I mean, I don't know. Sure they're still good. Right? Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:14:15 That's in 1940s. Are you sure? Don't we know what kind of gun it was? No, but they said that they do believe alcohol was involved. No. No. No. I'm Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. So what we'll do on the show today is we send Lunchbox and Morgan number two out to a public place. And since it's Valentine's Day, Lunchbox professes his love to her and proposes. And our goal is to make the entire room cheer. Yes. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. But he goes, everybody, I like to say. And then he proposes.
Starting point is 00:14:51 And then we wait and see if he's dramatic enough to get the whole room. to go, whoa! So he's going to leave after this segment and come back in it. We'll get him on the phone. You got over there? I'm ready. Hey, Morgan number two, you have to sell it, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:07 You can't start laughing. You can't start, don't run out of the room. I mean, if you cry a little bit, stuff like that, get really into it. Y'all are so in love. If the first one goes really well, Morgan number two, we may have you bail out on the second one. Where he goes, well, you marry me, and then you just run out. But that's if the first one goes great. So, I'm ready for that.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Okay. I'm worried about her acting. Why? She's a newbie. Oh. Yeah. Morgan number two, all the pressure's on you, because lunchbox nails this bit. We'll do the next 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Cool? Ready. You got a place in mind already? Yeah, I got one. Okay, don't say what it is. I won't. They serve breakfast. Oh, yes, of course.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Here are the biggest songs right now in country music. At number five, a girl like you from Easton Corbyn. Man, bam, bam, bam, you know that's true. Add number four. Thomas Red. She don't want to marry me. That's a good one. Scotty McCurry, five more minutes at number three.
Starting point is 00:16:11 I wish I had a few more drops of the good stuff. Kelsey Ballerini at number two. And your number one song this week is Old Dominion written in the sand. Congratulations to those guys The biggest song on the hot AC charts is Ed Shear and perfect This sounds like every other song That is slow that he sings
Starting point is 00:17:01 But he makes money So I would do it too Man is nailing it there Your top song on the top four your rhythmic charts is Bruno Mars and Cardi B. Finesse. It's a good one. And finally, your number one hip-hop songs from Miguel, Skywalker.
Starting point is 00:17:33 That's top of the charts there. Did you get bit by the bug, Amy? What bug? The Girl's Got Cookie Bug? Oh. Yeah, I mean, it's been creeping up on me. I see the bug everywhere. I see the bug.
Starting point is 00:17:48 I was like, it's not going to bite me. And then I already went into it knowing I was going to do it. Actually, I said if I cross paths with the Girl Scout, I'm doing it finally because I would see them. A sign from above. It was meant to be. Yeah. So yeah, I bought them. And pretty amazing.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Thin mints are awesome. But now I got to figure out a way to explain to my kids that they can't just set up a table and sell cookies and make money. Oh, is that what they think now? Basically. Yeah. I mean, you see other kids doing it. Why not? Is that what happened?
Starting point is 00:18:22 You walked to a table and they were ready? Yeah. They're sitting outside the grocery store with a table and their cookies. And yeah, you kind of just have to say, well, this is their business, sort of. They work for an organization that makes money that fund raises. And you only bought one box? One box is in minutes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:39 I have self-control. I see you losing, like, your core. Yeesh. Oh, I've done Girl Scout cookies. Yeah, but I just. I just see it all the way around. Core values? No, not values.
Starting point is 00:18:52 What she does is Amy eats only organic vegetables, the healthiest, and now she has kids so her life is just I eat whatever's around. It's a little bit different.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I still try to eat pretty healthy, but it's just been sometimes you just have one of those days or weeks. Yeah, or years for me. Jake Owen has a new podcast up called the Good Company podcast where his dad comes on.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Steve Owen, and this is, hanging out while playing golf? Oh, that was probably the most exciting day of my life. We didn't expect to have twins. The doctors had told Mitzie and I both that we were just having one baby and he was going to be a large baby. A large baby. Yeah, a large baby. That's about Jake and a twin brother. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. You think you're having one baby and two come out. Jake's dad explains. They didn't even find out like Jake till the delivery room. When Jared was born, who was the first to be born, the doctor was kind of holding Jared in his hands. And I said, what's about?
Starting point is 00:19:47 And he goes, well, nothing, but he's just not as large as I thought he'd be. So he took another look at Mitzin. He told the nurse, you need to go get some more plasma that this lady is having at least one more baby. Oh, and that's Jake Owen, folks. That's from Jake Owen's podcast called The Good Company Podcast. You can download that on IHeart Radio or iTunes. Out on the streets is lunchbox. Checking it with him now.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Hey, dude. Hello. Hello. Are you at a restaurant? I want you to say, where are you at a restaurant? We are pulling up to a restaurant that has a couple diners in there eating. It has waffles and there's a house. I don't want to say anything else about it.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Hey, so what lunchboxes are going to do is going to go into the restaurant. You're going to get a table, but you're going to say, hey, no food yet. You're going to loudly declare your love and propose to her, and you're trying to get the room to erupt in cheers, right? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Everybody should be so happy for us because we're going to get. get married. Go over the top with it.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Totally over. And are there people in the restaurant? I see three people. Okay. Oh, boy. You need a place with more people. Yeah, we need a roar. Well, I understand that, but this is the breakfast place that I knew of.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Okay. Maybe you go to go. Is there one next door? You got a phone? Hit the Google. You know? So not to be confused with Sam Hunt. This is Sam Hunter.
Starting point is 00:21:27 So if you started for Sam Hunt, this guy pops up. Yeah, I started playing Sam Hunter last night. I thought, is this a new Sam track? It's terrible. I was like, I don't want me the one to tell him, but it's not. It's Sam Hunter. I'm not one to ramble, so if you're prone to gamble, you can bet I won't be bending your ear.
Starting point is 00:21:48 So I found some more. Okay. You know Chris Ableton. Yeah. Broken halos. Oh, my soul. Broken halos. So I don't want you guys to confuse Chris Staples with him.
Starting point is 00:22:01 It's Chris Staples. Yeah. I can change just like anybody can. I can change just like any other man. I did some stupid things because. So we know Luke Bryan, obviously. Yeah. That's Luke Brian.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Here's Luke Byron. Oh, that's so close. Mm-hmm. This is called I'll Sing My Song for You from Luke Byron. Pretty good, though. I'll sing my song. Luke Byron's pretty good. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:22:34 You know Dirk's Bentley. I'm somewhere on a beach. Do you know his cousin Dexter Bentley? No, I don't. Oh, honey rose roly. I'm not convinced that Dirk's doing it all three ago. Probably. Carrie Underwood, obviously, very famous singer, right?
Starting point is 00:22:55 Yeah. Like, we don't know who Carrie Underwood is. Here's Keith Underwood. He's a flautist. Ooh. Here's one you'll love. Johnny Cash. I fell into a burning ring of fire.
Starting point is 00:23:14 And then Johnny Cash with the S's a dollar sign. Is a really good rapper? Like, Southport sound you're Michigan. This is Johnny Cash with the S's the dollar. Okay, so the same name, but. Brett Young. If you cross them tracks, then you might not leave. Brett Young.
Starting point is 00:23:32 And then here's Young Brett. What's going on? It's me. I finally got it done, huh? Yeah, Young Brett. Yeah. I'm not ashamed. Dream come true.
Starting point is 00:23:44 It sounds like it was recorded in my basement. Rest in peace. So that all started last night as I was looking up Sam Hunt and Kimball across Sam Hunt. Yeah, you can really go down a warm hole. Oh, man. Be careful. Be careful what you wish for in those searches. I like that Johnny Cash for the dollar's side.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I like young Brett. I'm a fan of Dexter Bentley. Lunchbox is out. Hey, buddy. Hey, what's going on? Okay, he's in his voice of, I'm trying to hide my identity right now. He's somewhere where it's very crowded.
Starting point is 00:24:22 There are people everywhere, right? Oh, I don't know what is going on. There's some kind of sorority fraternity mixer going on at this time in the morning, because there are frat dudes and sorority chicks everywhere. Okay, so he went to a restaurant and nobody was there. So I said, go to a different restaurant. He did.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Now, apparently, we're at the Phi Tata Dada, the sorority party. So, I don't know. It was never a fraternity or sorority. So what's going to happen is our goal is to get everyone to erupt in cheers. If the room's not feeling it, you've got to go over the top, lunchbox. We need a good roar because you're going to get on a knee and propose to Morgan number two. She's going to dramatically say yes, and we're going to see how loud you can get that crowd, okay? Yes, you know what's crazy is we don't even have a table.
Starting point is 00:25:04 We're waiting for a table, so we're just going to have to do it without a table. Wow. Because there's so many people in here. That's what I like to say. You have to get everybody's attention, okay? Oh, you trust me. I'm going to get everybody's attention. Okay, I trust you.
Starting point is 00:25:19 All right, lunchbox is out in the restaurant, all right, lunchbox, whenever you're ready, buddy. Get everybody's attention. Oh, you're ready? You're ready? All right, here we go on. Tell Morgan number two, not blow this. All right. Don't blow this. Can you hear me?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Yeah, yeah. Are you on speaker yet? Oh, excuse me, a cintzion pancake pantry. My name is Jason, and this is my girlfriend, Morgan, and we've been together for three years. We met here three years ago. She was sitting with her girlfriends. I sent her a mimosa. And on Valentine's Day, I wanted to bring her back here in front of everybody and get down on one knee and say
Starting point is 00:25:59 Morgan, you're by one and only. Kian, sir, Kian, sir, Kian, sir, Kian, sir, Oh, wait, y'all, he's married now. They're acting actors. It's like a movie. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Hello. Hey, how'd it go? How was that? How was that? That was awesome. Yeah, good call, good call. I left my fiancé inside. Everybody's taking pictures with her.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Leave her, leave her. Okay. I'm gone. That was A plus. That was A plus. That's a fantastic. Okay. So because that one went so well, go find another one.
Starting point is 00:26:57 And we're going to have her when you do it just run out like no and just leave you in there awkwardly. So awkward. I love it. Okay. So lunchbox is on the streets. We'll check back out with you in a minute, okay? All right, bye.
Starting point is 00:27:10 All right. Okay. After all these years, that might be one of the loudest applause that he's gotten. It was like the Vanderbilt football game. Yeah, that's one down. Love it. It was so good. Now we have to bomb one.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Okay. Bob it, bonjourn. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. This year's IHeart Country Festival has been announced. Luke, Brian, Keith Thurban, Marin Morris, John Pardy. The list goes on.
Starting point is 00:27:37 And heads up, it's going down May 5th in Austin, Texas. It's got to be amazing. And it's pretty cool that a dollar of every ticket sold will benefit St. Jude. We'll all be there, and it's going to be awesome. Chris Rock is now back in the comedy business as of today. Wait, he has been. He's been touring nonstop for the past two years. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:56 His first special has been released in 10 years on Netflix. It's out today. Really? Yeah, uh-huh. Today? Yeah, today is the day. The dad, I'm excited. Because I went and saw the show.
Starting point is 00:28:06 I drove to Atlanta and watched it. Oh, okay. Yeah. So that's what we're seeing on Netflix is what you saw? Probably a version of it. Okay. Like the greatest hits of what? Because he went for two and a half hours.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, wow. Yeah, when I went. Okay. Well, today you can find it on Netflix. This is part of that deal he signed that's apparently worth $40 million for just two specials. Well, fingers don't stop me now because I'll be going to watch that during the show. I know.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I know. It made me think of you and you're a comedy special and one day we may be able to watch it somewhere. Oh, don't think of Chris Rockin than me in any form. Just because he's pretty much the greatest of our lifetime. Yeah. And so, but yeah, I go on the road. March, my tour starts in March in Colorado Springs. If you're listening to Colorado Springs, let me give you a word of warning.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Okay. A lot of new material. And so first show, always the roughest and awesomest because I'm just trying new stuff. So Colorado Springs, you got it coming to you, baby. I'll be in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I'll be in Pittsburgh, bobby bonescom. Thanks for bringing that out. I get that plug in there.
Starting point is 00:29:07 No problem. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. I'm pretty excited about that. Chris Rock special. Right, Mike? You excited by that one? Mike and I will text each other.
Starting point is 00:29:17 We'll watch a convent. I go, oh, you got to watch this one. Or don't watch that one. Do you all repeat jokes to each other and be like, do you hear this one? Yeah, I think so, right? Yeah. You all think the same things are funny all the time?
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah, we have a very similar sense of humor. Very similar. Yeah. Boy, he's, Mike Dice coming out and opening for me because he comes on and does 10 minutes and Brandon Ray plays music for 40 minutes and I do an hour. It's amazing. But yeah, yeah, Mike Deere him very similar.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I know you guys hate on Mike Dice. He says nothing in the room all day. We do not hate on him. Yeah, you do. What? You're like, oh, Mike D, he'll fact check it. That's Bobby's boy. It's true.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Fact check that. He didn't say a word. No, he still just sits over there and smiles. Mike D, the quietest man in radio. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Over to Amy for the Corny. The Morning Corny. send his wife's valentine through Twitter why did the man send his wife's valentine through Twitter because she was his tweet heart did you make that up did you make it up did it sound like you mean yeah
Starting point is 00:30:33 yeah yeah it sounds like she was just freestyle and all of a sudden did you just make that up like two seconds ago oh you don't like it no no no if you made it up i was gonna say nice job did you make that up no oh okay That was the morning corny. Sometimes I like to drop true science into the show. Drop it. There's something on this time travel.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Okay, I will debunk you as soon as you tell me what. I'm fascinated with time travel. There's a guy who says he time traveled here from 2030. 2030? And he actually passed a lie detector test about it. Okay. If you're interested in his predictions, he says President Trump will be reelected in 2020. Human will travel to Mars in 10 years and time travel becomes possible in 2028.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Oh, so it's not possible yet. That's why you haven't traveled back to tell yourself about it? Correct. Okay. Unless I have. My theory is I'll break the rules to let myself know time travel works. Right. So even if I leave a note somewhere.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah. Maybe you just haven't found the note yet. The guy's from Minnesota. His name is Noah. he says he's traveled back from the year 2030, 12 years in the future. He passed a lie detector test because they're like, come on, dude. Come at me, bro. Get on this lie detector.
Starting point is 00:31:53 And he did. Anyway, all that's happened. He says Google Glass has become very popular. Bitcoin starts to be very popular and is very common. Electric cars can go 600 miles on one charge. Phones keep getting bigger. Humans travel to Mars. And then again, time travel in 2028.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Interesting. He passed a lie to. detector. How do we feel about that? Okay, so it becomes possible. So two years after time travel becomes possible, he's coming back. Yeah. Listen, if you get to go anywhere, why would you come right now, though? He's probably the one that came right now.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Oh, so everybody else came somewhere. Columbus, the dinosaurs. 1969, landed on the moon. Jesus. Yeah. Big, big, big dates. Yeah, but I said you're going to come 2018? I don't want to come now. That's the only one. So shout out to him for being the one guy to come and tell us.
Starting point is 00:32:42 This story is crazy because the driver drove about 50 miles an hour. His gas pedal was stuck. And he's just calling for help on 911 because it's going 100 miles an hour and he can't stop it. Yes, ma'am. I believe my gas pedal is stuck in my car and I'm on an I-95. He's going about 100 miles an hour with his gas pedal stuck? Yeah, I need traffic assistance. You have no idea why it could be stuck?
Starting point is 00:33:05 No, ma'am. I do not. Are you able to get your vehicle in neutral? No. Have you tried the emergency brake? Yeah, man, I'm not pulling ahead at no 100 miles an hour, man, I'm sorry. She's like, hey, okay. Have you turned the car off?
Starting point is 00:33:19 Wait, yeah, so is that dangerous? Have you thought about slamming and park? Have you thought about Tokyo drifting it? Dude on 100 miles an hour! Yeah, I don't know what I would do. Why is he refusing to do the emergency brake? You'll slide. You're on the interstate.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I know, I don't. You're flying, Amy. That's why I need you to explain. Hit other cars. Okay, you could cause, right. This guy obviously knows that too, because me, I'm just driving along. Hey, hit the emergency break. Oh, I'm thinking there.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Man, one operator said so. Yeah. Sir, have you thought about slowing down? I have. Oh, man, that is not a good feeling probably to be that guy. And also, you're probably eyeballing so far ahead, hoping there aren't two cars in the same spot. And, you know, covering the lanes. Yeah, you start honking right away, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I don't think you hear anything that fast and that far out. Really? On the interstate, do you ever hear anybody honk? Yeah, sometimes I get honked at you. Oh, you're changing the lane. Hey, lunchbox. Yeah. How are we feeling?
Starting point is 00:34:25 We almost there? Oh, man, we're feeling good. We're ready to propose whenever you're ready. So if we come back in three and a half minutes, you'll be ready to go. I'll be ready to go. I'll send my soon-to-be fiancé in a little early. she'll order a coffee and I'll walk to surprise her. Okay, do that now. Send her
Starting point is 00:34:43 in and you sit back and we'll give you the cue to go in, okay? Okay. Earlier on last hour, lunchbox proposed in a very crowded restaurant and the goal was to get the crowd to go bonkers and they did and I'll play you that audio coming up at them going bonkers a minute. Now we're going to do the opposite. He's going to
Starting point is 00:34:59 go in, a lot of people he's going to propose and she's going to say no one walk out of the room and he's just going to sit in there and be awkward. I love it. So that's next. Come on y'all. Earlier this morning, lunchbox goes into this packed breakfast place. And since it's Valentine's day, he does a fake proposal. And our goal was to see how loud we get the crowd to cheer when she said yes.
Starting point is 00:35:23 This is my girlfriend Morgan, and we've been together for three years. We met here three years ago. He was sitting with her girlfriends. I sent her a mimosa. And on Valentine's Day, I wanted to bring her back here in front of everybody and get down on one knee. And say, Morgan. Morgan My one and only
Starting point is 00:35:50 So the place is up fire this morning So lunchbox is now out For one more round of this Lunchbox are you feeling pretty good about this one? Oh I'm feeling good I just I got a question for you guys Because I don't drink coffee So I want to say like
Starting point is 00:36:09 One of these specialty drinks Like she's my caramel to my macchiato Yeah I just say She's my caramel macchiato Okay All right I just want to use some kind of reference Or she's the caramel to my mom Macchiato.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Perfect. That's what I was looking for. Is caramel in macchiato? Two. Carmel to my macchiato. There's a drink called caramel marciato. And then instead of saying well you be my one and only just say will you marry me
Starting point is 00:36:34 so people aren't confused. Yeah. Okay. I thought that was, I thought that was for, okay, my bad. No, we're just trying to play it straight here. Hey, they loved it. When you got down on the knee, they went crazy. Okay, so same thing.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Go in, make the speech, make everyone look at you, and get on a knee. and then I just need her to just run out of there. And then you sit and try to make awkward small talk afterward. With everybody like, oh, hey, don't feel, please don't film that, like that kind of stuff, okay? Okay, okay. Okay, she's in there now. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:37:06 She's waiting on you right now? Yeah, she's inside. Okay, lunchbox is out. The fire department just showed up. Perfect. Yeah. Oh, boy. That's right.
Starting point is 00:37:19 He's nervous. I got the fire truck here. Let's watch on Morgan number two. I'm walking in, putting you on speaker phone. Okay. All right, can you still hear me? Yeah, we got you. 10-4, good buddy.
Starting point is 00:37:34 I got a finder. Oh, I found her. You ready? Yeah, yeah. Make a big scene walking to her. Yeah. Excuse me, Starbucks. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:37:46 This is my girlfriend, Morgan. We've spent many late nights here at Starbucks studying, cramming for exams, and we're in college. Now it's a time of day. he's in the working world. In front of all you guys, you want to be caramel to my matriado. And I want to get down on one knee.
Starting point is 00:38:06 I don't know, Andy. Don't take picture. Oh, that's awkward. No laugh. All right, get out of there. Why didn't you say no? Oh, well. That's hard to me.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Is anyone around you? And seed. Hey, what happened? What happened? It just went dead silent, and everybody just looked at me and everybody tried to, like they weren't paying attention.
Starting point is 00:39:01 They sort of awkwardly staring at their computers. It's like, was the guy who's trying to wash your windshield and you don't even want to look over? Oh, man. That's funny. How you feel about that? Man, that was really good. They felt for me.
Starting point is 00:39:17 The one guy sitting straight across with me, he kind of was looking at his phone, but he was looking straight over his phone at me to see if I was crying. And I was like, don't laugh. Oh, hey. You did it. You did it.
Starting point is 00:39:27 You did it. You hit the high, you hit the low. Nice work, but happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Take the rest of the day for you. All right. No, no, no, we're just playing. We did play. We'll see you back in a minute.
Starting point is 00:39:39 All right, bye. There is. Get your bones on. Bobby Bones show. So define mom brain? I just feel like when you're preoccupied with mom stuff that you fail to do other things you would normally do. So what happened? Like turn your car off.
Starting point is 00:39:57 When you go inside the drive. drugstore. We had to run inside Walgreens. I'd both the kids with me. My key, I keep in the little cup holder sometimes if it's not in my purse or my pocket. And I just left it sitting there in the cup holder, made sure all the kids got out, doors were shut. We went inside, picked up the meds, got back out to the car, still running with the keys in the cup holder. Someone could have just totally walked away or walked in to my car, driven it away. Completely. I call that mom brain. So. And let's be honest, it happened before I had kids
Starting point is 00:40:30 sometimes. Yeah, that was my point. You did that before. How long were you in the store? Not like that. Not like that. I mean, that one time I went to get my haircut, I left my car running the entire two hours. But I think I had the key with me, but it was still in close proximity to where the car kept running. But this one, the key was in the cup holder. So how long were you in Walgreens? Oh, less than five. I was picking up a prescription, but still. five minutes too long. Do they both run the back seat?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Yes. He's in a booster seat. She's all run solo. Yeah, that back seat thing's weird to me. I don't have any kids. And when I was a kid, we were on the front seat, no seat belts. We were everywhere. We stood up.
Starting point is 00:41:10 We slept on the floor board for long trips. We crawled in that thing between the window and the back. I slept in that. Get out there and wedge your stuff in. Right. Nope. Different times. It's the law.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Kids. The police will pull me. over if you're not buckled. Is that what you tell them? Oh yeah. I have to use the police a lot. The police. You do?
Starting point is 00:41:32 What do they think about the police? Because they understand that. They understand that it's the police. It's not mom and dad making you do this. It's the police. That's hardcore. I don't feel bad about that at all. You're going to swing by one of the jails and walking through it.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Ultimate consequence. That's prison time boys and girls. You know what she did in there? She didn't buckle her seat belt. Now she's been serving 12 years. Yeah. I mean, you've got to do what you got to do. Yeah, what I have is a game coming up about how a country star has met their significant others.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Oh, that's fun. Like, I'll give you the scenario. And here, I'll read you one now. And you tell me who the country star is. Okay. Okay. The first one is he fell for her watching a movie. As soon as he could.
Starting point is 00:42:21 He cast her in a music video. So then they met and then they got married. Who do you think that was Amy? Brad Paisley. He was watching Father of the Bride. Amy's going to dominate this game. That's coming up. By the way, Lunchbox and Morgan number two are back.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Nice work, you too. Nice work, you too. Great acting by both of you. Thank you. That was good. We'll come back and play this game. I gave you the first example. I said he fell for her watching a movie
Starting point is 00:42:56 as soon as he could, he cast her in a music video so they could meet, and then they got married. Amy nailed that one. It was Brad Paisley. And his wife. Kimberly. Okay, ready, Amy? They met at a local bar called Dingus McGee's when he was a senior
Starting point is 00:43:20 and she was a freshman at Georgia Southern University. Who's that married couple? Luke and Caroline Bryan. Wow. This is her guest. How did you know that? Context clues. I knew they met in college.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Georgia. Those were my two clues. I didn't know the name of the bar, but fitting. You never been in Dingus McGee? Okay, ready for this one? Ready. He was a rebel. And she was a music publisher.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Wait, what? Hold on. He was a rebel. She was a music publisher. He met her when she was a music publisher. He met her when she was trying to hook him up with one of her other writers that she represented. What? He was a rebel?
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yeah. He was a rebel and she was a publisher. Go ahead. What are you thinking about this? Who's a rebel? So many rebels out there. Come on. Man, I don't have no idea.
Starting point is 00:44:21 I'm just going to have to guess by rebel. Go ahead. The chief? And catch me. What? Eric Church, his wife, Catherine. I know what Catherine did, but now we know. Context clues, Amy.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know if she still is, but yes. But that's interesting. We have a lot of friends who are artists who are dating or married to music publishers. Well, I took the one that was a rebel. Yeah, because the other ones we know aren't rebels. But you always date who you work with or work around. Yeah, you spend most time with.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Because look at anybody who I've dated over the past five years. either been people in the business. Yeah. A couple artists. Just creative people. And people go, you only date people in the industry. It's all who I meet! What do you mean to do?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yeah, it's not like you're out and about doing other things. I don't go to a count at seminars. Okay, ready for this one? Ready. The two first met during their eighth grade middle school days. I'm in. Wow. They dated on and off and then decided to get serious after she visited him in 2005 at a show.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Amy. Dirkson, Cassidy Bentley. Okay. Which one? She knew just by... Eighth grade. Because I don't know any other artists that knew each other in eighth grade. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:43 How'd they get together? Here's this one. They met while recording a demo in 1987. He promised her that she could open for him once he got a record deal. Two years later, following the release of his first album in 1989, he kept his word and they went on tour together. But when did they get together? I'm just reading the blog here.
Starting point is 00:46:04 He doesn't really know. Yeah. They met while recording a demo in 19. 87. He said that she could open for him once he got a record deal. Then the release his first album came out. He kept his word and they went on a tour together. Man. Then later on they got together. This must be, okay. Garth and Trisha. Wow. I'm glad I didn't know. They weren't, they took a minute. It did. But that's how they That was complicated. That was a little more. But that's okay. I got it.
Starting point is 00:46:34 You did get it. Gosh, nice work, Amy. He cares about this. You get the answer. One more. They met in sixth grade. They dated in high school in college. They were almost engaged with two different people. They ended those relationships. And six months later, they got engaged. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Because they were engaged to two different people. No, they almost were engaged to two different people. Oh. But then they both ended those relationships and got together. Oh, oh, duh. Thomas Rett. Well, Amy swept that category. Wow.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Yes. That's amazing. I'm good at some things Wikipedia, like how do you know all this stuff? I don't know. I just pay attention. What do you think my story is going to be? Mine, I think a lot, I gather on, I follow most of all those people on Instagram. Bobby's story.
Starting point is 00:47:26 What do you think your story will be? Yeah, one day there'll be a block. He was 80. They met when he was 80. He was walking down the hall at the nursing home. He broke his hip. So finally, when artificial intelligence We're really going out.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Oh, wow. Shot's fired. Shot's fired. Wait, you're the one that made a joke. You made those jokes all the time. I was emiling myself, so you didn't have to. Because there was that AI news reporter named Erica in Japan. Pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Okay. I think yours will be looking around this room. Not going to end up marrying anybody on the show yet. Will you hire her? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:48:13 That's how I meet her. Heck, I got job for you. No, you don't know you're in love yet, but you hire her. No way. Okay, yeah. And then you fire her because you want to be with her. I fire her because of love. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Yeah. What? I have so much love. It's so hot you're fired. That's how it's going to go down. A good point was made by our producer, Eddie, because there was this guy. He's calling 911 because his car won't slow down. By the way, how'd this end?
Starting point is 00:48:48 They threw out the strips and pop the tires? Whoa. Oh, my goodness. So the handbrake did the thing didn't work? So he calls 911 because his car will not go less than 100 miles an hour. Did you hear this driving in? I saw the video. It's a great video.
Starting point is 00:49:02 So here's the guy. Yes, ma'am. I believe my gas pedal was stuck in my car and I'm on an I-9-5. He's going about 100 miles an hour with his gas pedal stuck. Yeah, I need driving assistance. You have no idea why he comes up. You'd be stuck? No, ma'am, I do not.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Are you able to get your vehicle in neutral? No. Have you tried the emergency brake? Yeah, man, I'm not pulling at that at no hundred miles now, man. I'm sorry. And you know, that shows you know something about cars, because me I'll go, sure haven't. Because I'm an idiot. But I wonder if you could slowly pull it.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Like you're pushing your foot down a break. I mean, couldn't you do that maybe? See, maybe. The only thing I thought of is just turning the car off. Like, just turn the key off. and then let it slow down. I don't think when you turn it off, maybe, but I mean, it's not going to go anywhere faster.
Starting point is 00:49:51 They train 911 people for this situation. So Eddie goes during the break goes, hey, I guess he had to be doing 100 for this to get stuck at 100. Yeah, he kind of turned himself in a little bit. He was doing 100. I disagree. I think the accelerator gets stuck, and so it just goes to a certain speed,
Starting point is 00:50:08 and then you can't get it off. I think... Why don't I go to 130 then or whatever the max is? If you floor a car, it's going to go over 100. It's not going to stop it. Yes. I don't know. Listen, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I just thought it was a good point. We need to hear from him. And they threw out the strips. Colin. They have to predict and get everybody else off the road. Yes, they had to clear the highway. How do you do that so fast? What?
Starting point is 00:50:31 He went for 40 miles. He drove for 40 miles. 40 miles? 100 miles an hour. It's like 15 minutes. Yeah, but still, that's a long way. To be able to navigate your way in and out of other cars for. 40 miles.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Because you're helpless. What if all the cars are blocking all the lanes? Right. What if you're weaving? Yeah, or someone just casually is like. I know. That makes me anxious. Because he may be thinking I'm going to die.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah, when you're going 70, you have to change lanes too sometimes because there's so many slow cars. And when I'm going 70, I can also hit my break to change a lane. Yes. Slow down. It's stressful. He had no control. I mean, other than. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:04 We do a podcast called The Bobbycast. And so I hope you listen to that. We have Dave Haywood tomorrow from Lady Annabelle. it's going to be awesome tomorrow right Dave Haywood came to the house and so I hope you subscribe to the Bobbycast and enjoy that Jake Owen has a podcast called Good Company and he's really getting good at this
Starting point is 00:51:21 too Jake had his dad on with him and his dad says hey everyone you came and told me you want to quit school and I thought you know he's 22 years old if I say no and you know he never gets to pursue that dream then I'm stopping him from doing that if he falls flat on his face up there what's the worst that could happen he comes back he finishes school or pursues another
Starting point is 00:51:44 another dream jake's dad also said they didn't know they were having twins he said it because there were two babies in there he thought there was just one big old baby oh that was probably the most exciting day of my life we didn't expect to have twins the doctors had told uh mitzi and i both that we were just having one baby and he was going to be a large baby but a large baby subscribe to the good company podcast with jake owin i do think you'll like it I was watching a video of Jay playing golf, like a pro-em, and he hit somebody with the ball. Oh, no. Yeah, and he walks up to them, he goes, hey, I'm not very good at golf.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Funny, man. Good company with Jake, I hope you check that out. A very special edition of What Do You Know What Do 24-year-olds Care About? Because today, tonight's Valentine's Day. So, you know, I wonder what the kids are up to. What do 24-year-olds care about? with Morgan number two. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Well, we're all about free food, and there are two places specifically that you can get some really good free food. Hooters, if you want to shred a picture of your ex. I saw that. You go and they have a shredder, and you take a picture of your ex. They give you how many wings?
Starting point is 00:52:59 10 free boneless wings. Oh, wow. How about that? And they're boneless. That's a good meal. You can just lie and say it's your ex and shred a picture. You could, but that wouldn't be honest.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Okay, and what's the other place? You can go to Kudoba, and they'll give you an entree, like buy one, get one free if you kiss someone at the register. A stranger? Wait, wait, no, no. If you're in a relationship, but if you're single, you can kiss an inanimate object. So you can take, like, a water ball and just kiss it or like a ball or whatever or something. A water bottle.
Starting point is 00:53:29 A water bottle. A water bottle or a ball. What am I? Or you can take your baby, Bobby. My fake baby. That would be weird. Also named Bobby. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Yes, yes. Huh, Kudoba. I don't even know that I knew. That's what that place was called. I didn't know that's how you pronounced it Or Adobe Or Doba with a silent cue Look why you learn from a 24 year old
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah thank you Morgan number two What do 24 year olds care about With Morgan number two Whatever Bobby bombs everybody Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Ball show This girl's name is Michelle Myers
Starting point is 00:54:11 And so She went to bed And she spoke American English. But she went to sleep with a blinding headache, and then she woke up, and she had a British accent. Sounds like Mary Poppins. Wow. Doctors determined that the mom of seven has a rare condition known as Foreign Accent Syndrome. It's not the first time her accents changed overnight.
Starting point is 00:54:34 She's also developed Australian and Irish accents. And she's really good at them, too? I'll play you, the clip. She says, who would do this for attention? It's a real condition. Let's be your own judge here. Everyone only sees Mary Poppins. Or he is Mary Poppins.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Not a British nanny. This former Texas Beauty Queen has never left the USA. Who would do this for attention? I don't know. Three times, Michelle Myers has gone to sleep with blinding headaches, waking up with different accents, Irish, Australian, and British. They send in a psychiatrist at the hospital. You know, they make sure you're not alone.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Here's the thing. I always think if I don't know something about something, that there's an opportunity for me to not understand it, for it to exist. Without being said, you're full of crap, lady. You're full of crap. Totally. So her vocabulary even changed too.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Exactly. Because she said loon. She said loon. Well, and also, I never met out of the country. But you can watch TV. Right. Yeah. You know accents.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Yes. Oh, here we go. Looking back at how she used to be is difficult. Today, I want to encourage you. So what do you think when you hear that? I'm sad. I'm bloody sad, might. I mean, and then.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Go ahead. Well, she's like, I don't know who would do this for attention, but she's on the news. She's on the news and then she's someone who sought out attention. A pageant. Yeah. The person I am now has been through so much compared to this person here. Wow. You know, again, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:04 But still, there's no way. It sounds real. Stop it, lunchbox. She's pretty good. She nails it. That's what I'm saying. She never breaks character and she knows all the vocabulary. She would have to practice a long time to get that.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Not really. You can just only say the things you know. Yeah. So do actors do it all the time. That's true. She's not. Guys, she could be an actress. She was a southern pageant queen, they say. Like who would do it for attention? Someone who wants to get on stage and get attention for her.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Hypothetical question. You go and you buy a house and you buy the full house house house. Oh, yeah. What do you expect is going to happen when you buy the full house house house? People are going to come take pictures in front of my house Because it's the full house house house And why did you want it? Because it's a full house house house
Starting point is 00:56:50 So there's a couple in California They're living in American Horror Stories murder house So they buy the house It's in the first season of the show $3.2 million And they said that no one told them when they bought it That there were going to be all these unwanted visitors showing up The homeowners claim hundreds of fans turn up daily to take photos
Starting point is 00:57:13 Even they say trespassing on the plot. Now the couple is suing the realtor and the sellers who they say misled them. I wonder how you missed that. How you missed that that's a big thing. Any research at all right? Yeah. Like you just type in the address and the Zillow. Or if you're just there looking at the house, if hundreds of people are coming,
Starting point is 00:57:36 the odds are someone came and took a picture while you're there. Unless those are people, they say, oh, they also want the house. You don't get in quick. Yeah, yeah, buy it. This is in high demand. Yeah, that story's a little weird to me. You have a house that's famous. Also, let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Let's say you bought a house and you find out someone was killed in the house. Oh, let's say you find out. You mean after I bought it? Let's just say you find it, you love it. And then you find out someone was killed in it five years ago. Do you still buy the house? If they lower the price, 20%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah. Wow. I'd have to do some research on what kind of murder it was. Does it matter? Yeah, for sure. For 20% off it. doesn't matter. I mean, right now my house is so old. I don't even know what could have gone down in there in the 20s. That's a good point. You know? What you know, it'll hurt you. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Lynn starts today, huh? That's it. It's Ash Wednesday. Yeah, yesterday was. You got to go get to your Ash Wednesday. I got to go to church, but I'm here at work. Yeah, there's church after work, too. Yeah, it's church all day. I know. It kind of really complicates thing. It was Valentine's day on the same day as Ash Wednesday. Yeah, but aren't you playing soccer or do you have told you don't know yet? Can I give you a piece of advice? Yeah, give me a piece of advice. Let me hear some Bobby wisdom.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Just, even if she thinks you're going to play the soccer game, skip the soccer game and surprise her with something even small. Nothing crazy? Just skip the soccer game. Say, hey, I felt like you were more important than my rec soccer league. Because even if she says she doesn't want something, she does want a little acknowledgement. That's good advice. Sweet.
Starting point is 00:59:07 And not just because the day is stupid. Oh, the day, it's a made-up day. But still, if everyone around you is getting something and you're not, regardless of what the day is for, you still feel like, oh, man. That's my advice. Take it or leave it. That's what I would say. Can you imagine how much you love soccer and you choose her over that?
Starting point is 00:59:25 That would be huge, man. You'd be showing her how much you love her. Are you still the captain team? Still the captain. Oof. I complain about people not showing up and how stressful it is. So how can I abandon my team? I have a husband and wife that play on the team and they're coming.
Starting point is 00:59:40 They're spending their Valentine's Day. They're together. Together. Together. But your wife doesn't play. I know, but I invited her to the game. Well, good for you. You got some tickets.
Starting point is 00:59:50 I got you two tickets to watch your lover kick a soccer ball. That's just what I'm saying. Let us know tomorrow what you're doing. You see the woman that had the cow worms in her eye? Oh, this is disgusting. It was the first time ever that this disease is transferred from cows to humans. No way. But this is in America too, right?
Starting point is 01:00:07 Yeah, it's like an Oregon, I believe, is where she was at. That's how you know what's going to come at you. Yeah, she had a little itching her eye. Yeah. When it's like in Zimbabwe or... Yeah, that's another place. Oh, that's probably not ever... It may not ever make it here.
Starting point is 01:00:17 That's not going to make it in me. Right. But whenever it happens in the States, you have cattle worms. I'll tell you the story in a second. So you don't touch your eye on cows today if you were thinking about doing some of that. So first, here's that clip of Chris Stapleton either way. And now here's the guy. Found him on the internet.
Starting point is 01:00:46 His name is Heath Sanders. He's an oil worker. not a professional musician just started playing a few months ago and I saw this clip I'm past the poor and give down and all my tears
Starting point is 01:00:59 cry I go man dude's good so we track him down on Facebook I send him a message he calls into the show earlier this week and he's on now Heath Sanders Hey buddy
Starting point is 01:01:26 Hey Bobby Good to hear from you again man Yeah so I hear that we may have lined up a time for you to come to the studio Is that right? Yes sir absolutely Okay when are you coming up
Starting point is 01:01:37 February 23rd should be in studio around at central time Is that next Friday? Is it 20th? Okay. So this is the plan
Starting point is 01:01:48 This is Heat Sanders Are you able to get off work? Like you're not in trouble, right? No, no, we got it all taken care of, man. I got some pretty big supporters at work, so What's everybody saying to you? Because, you know, this all just happened all of a sudden, I just see your video and call you
Starting point is 01:02:03 and next thing you know. But I'm assuming you're listening to Kissin' 96 if that was my hometown station. Other than catching a lot of hell over missing your pig suey. That's true. I did say Wu Pig and you didn't. Yeah, that's true. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:02:18 I missed it, man. I'm so sorry. But other than that, man, a lot of love of support from the local people. And, you know, they put me in the paper today. That's pretty big deal. What? Wow. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:02:33 What does this say in the paper? It's a he saying. There's amazing singer about to be a star. Is that what the headline is? Because it should be. Yeah. Something like that. What's the story say?
Starting point is 01:02:46 It just basically tells what I've been doing the last, you know, five months and says something like, gives kind of the history of the guitar that I'm playing and how's my grandpa's guitar. And just gives a quick little rundown of what's going on and what's to come. So pretty neat. So is that the – which paper is that? I want to find it. The Democrat Gazette, I believe. Okay, that's the big one.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Yeah, the Democrat Gazette. Okay, so He's coming in next Friday. He's going to perform. Now, Heath, I want to tell you where we are in our planning process and just kind of what the expectations will be so you don't walk into a room and go, oh, what's happening? So you're going to show up. And what we're building now is a three-person panel. Now, we haven't fully developed a panel yet, but what we're hoping to get is someone from a label, someone from like a PR-type person in music, and then a real artist to come in. Wow. And so he gets feedback from three different kinds of people.
Starting point is 01:03:42 And not only have the millions of people to listen to this show. So you're going to come in and sing and they're going to say either they don't think you're ready right now or you know, you're close or boom, this is it. You got it. Like you got it. Let's get going to go in. You know, one of those things are going to. Yeah. And they're going to be honest with you too because they ain't got time for this.
Starting point is 01:04:04 They get time for anything. So you're going to come in a play. here is the one stipulation, Mr. Heath Sanders. She's coming in next Friday. Not this Friday, next Friday to perform, is that you cannot do a Chris Ableton song. Okay. Because your voice is similar to him,
Starting point is 01:04:21 and so I don't want everyone to go, oh, it's the Chris Tableton guy that's singing like Chris Tableton. No, no, I want him to say Heath. Freaking Sanders is singing. You know what I'm saying, Heath? Man, I'm excited about this. I mean, if I need anything right now, how it is constructive criticism and direction, you know,
Starting point is 01:04:36 and advice. I'm going to give you some, right now. Constructive criticism. You're ready? Yeah, I'm ready. You're far too kind and nice. You should pull that back a bit. Engine up.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Yeah. Yeah. You really miss my woo pig a couple days ago. I was heard a little bit. I thought my family was going to round up a posse man and come get me over that deal. Man. I just lowered my head. And when he didn't say it back, I thought maybe he's not a hog fan.
Starting point is 01:04:59 That would be weird. Yeah. Can I give him some advice, bones? Yeah, go ahead. Hey, Heath, don't be late. Be really early or Bones and just send you home. That's true. That's true.
Starting point is 01:05:06 That's true. I know Bones is feeling on being late. All right, all right. Just check it. I'm really excited we're able to make this happen. And honest to God, Heath and I've never met. Saw him on the internet. It was like, whoa, let me just send him a Facebook message.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Went to his Facebook page. He didn't even believe it was me. And said, hey, come up, called him. Here he comes up. Next Friday, he's going to perform live on the show. And we'll just see what happens. Maybe it's the start of something beautiful. Even if it's a friendship.
Starting point is 01:05:32 You know? Yes. Could be a friendship? Yeah. Could be a business. this? We don't know. All right, Heath. Well, then we'll check in with you a little closer to time. Okay, man. That sounds great. Do you thank you from the bottom of my heart. Hey, don't think me. Yeah, I've done nothing for you except put you on the radio. You have done it all,
Starting point is 01:05:49 my friend. All I do is, I'm the waiter. I always say this about new artists and, you know, I've broken a fair amount of artists, but even then, they make the music. They cook the meal. And then my people, my listeners are the ones that eat the meal. All I'm, I'm just a waiter. That's a good analogy. I'm the glorified musical waiter. Now, am I the best waiter around? Absolutely, but I'm still just a waiter. You know what I mean? You ain't a lot of waiter awards.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Yeah. I mean, I'm the best waiter. You get tip. Tip pretty well. I get tip like a mug. But, yeah, I'm just a waiter. I don't make the food. I'm not, bam.
Starting point is 01:06:24 What's that guy's name? Emerald. I'm not Emerald. And I'm not the person who goes. What's the famous eater's name? I don't know. I don't eat it. Joey chestnut.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Joey chestnut. I'm not. You're welcome. What is he do? He's all the hot dog. Good one, lunch. Oh, he's the professional, the competitive eater. Okay, Heath, I'm glad.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Good talk to you, buddy. We'll talk to you soon, and we will see you next Friday. See you next Friday, man. Thank you. Heath Sanders. All right, here he is right there. Can't wait. Heath Sanders.
Starting point is 01:06:54 I'm pretty excited. I like how nice he is. You think he should be meaner, though? No, I don't. Okay. You should be who you are. If you are mean, or cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:01 It's not even mean. It's just direct. Because you know who I like a lot is Luke Combs. Ain't nobody more direct than Luke Combs. That's true. And at first I was like, oh, Luke Combs, I don't even know if he hates me. Now I just know him. It's what he is.
Starting point is 01:07:15 It's direct. It's just perfect. It's hey, yep, no small talk. That's how I live my life. I want a small talk. I want to give a hug if I don't mean it. I think that's why Luke Combs and I get along so well. Y'all don't have to hug.
Starting point is 01:07:26 We don't. We're automatically in that normal human place of we like each other. There's no need to reinforce that we like each other. Let's just talk about stuff. Nobody's even trying to hug. Nope. Not even for... We're doing the opposite.
Starting point is 01:07:38 We close our arms We walk up to each other Just in case one doesn't happen Yeah Okay There we go There's that Thank you
Starting point is 01:07:44 And Heatham I'm looking forward to it man This is The Bobby Bones Show This story is from America Because This girl named Abby
Starting point is 01:07:57 She's 26 She was like I guess I'm gonna my eye Like a prickly thing She stood her from a mirror And pulled out Like some Like white eyelash
Starting point is 01:08:07 thing. She's looking at it and then she goes, and there's another one. She pulled another one out. And the doctor says, huh, looks like a worm. She's going, there's a worm, my eye. But it's very uncommon to have worms in your eye. So then, because they don't know what it is, they send it to the center of disease control
Starting point is 01:08:26 and it's a parasite found in cow eyeballs. Wow, and she got it in her eyeballs? Never been in humans before. Huh. Congratulations. That's making me cringe a little bit. How do you get that? She had 14 of them in there. 14.
Starting point is 01:08:41 And there's some hiding back in her. And then they crawl into your brain? Probably. Oh, no. I know. Once the war was identified, dogs couldn't do much because killing the parasites would still leave them in the eye and cause an affection.
Starting point is 01:08:55 So they're just treating to get them out one at a time. They're luring them out. Oh, no. Okay, so don't touch a cow's eyeball and then rub your eyeball. No butterfly kisses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't play the staring game with the cows.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Don't learn from that. Don't do that. Don't do that because it gets too intense. You touch eyes. He makes it get worms. Explain to me what you did. You go out on the street. I wanted to play the role of Cupid because a lot of guys were not going to send their wives' flowers for Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 01:09:26 And so imagine, because the lunchbox is in a big diaper and he's got this sash over him. Oh, wow. Yeah, so it just adds to it. So he's in a diaper. He's got a sash over him. over them and then you do what? I just go to random women on the street and say their husband
Starting point is 01:09:42 went to my website and ordered me to deliver a flower to them just randomly on the street. Okay. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your husband wants you to know that he loves you. Yeah, really? No, I'm serious. I'm from Cupid will find you. And he sent us a little email and he asked us to deliver these to you, sent us
Starting point is 01:10:00 a little profile, and he wrote that poem and told me to present it to you. Thank you. Isn't that pretty cool? I hope you love them very much. You better give a big smooch. All right. She gets a omen. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:10:14 She's like, baby. And he's having to go, oh, okay. You know he's going to roll with it. If he had just quick enough. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, good. You got the room? And then the whole time he's going, okay, who accidentally sent it?
Starting point is 01:10:26 Right. Or what dude? Dang. This is a messed up bit. Yeah, lunch, box. Do you never, ever even after, you never run up to them and clarify? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:10:36 I don't want to ruin it. I'm trying to help the guys out. And they weren't scared that an adult in the human diapers coming up to them? I mean, some might have been. Okay. Excuse me, ma'am. I'm supposed to deliver this to you from your husband for Valentine's Day. We are, well, Cupid will find you, and he arranged for us to deliver this rose to you and give us your Facebook profile.
Starting point is 01:10:56 And so I am just doing my duty to do that for you. You're kidding. I'm not kidding. Oh, my goodness. Isn't that pretty awesome? No way. Yeah. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Is there anything? think you would say to him? Just that I love him. Awesome. Thank you so much. Thank you. Happy Valentine's Day. This is amazing.
Starting point is 01:11:16 This is amazing. Okay. We're so torn here. I don't know. These women, he's just finding randomly and saying your husband said this. He doesn't even know if they have husbands. Well, are you looking for a wedding ring? I try to, but sometimes you can't see it.
Starting point is 01:11:29 When they're walking down the street, you just go. Excuse me, ma'am. This is from your husband for Valentine's Day. We are Cupid will find you. He sent me up to deliver this. flower. That's hilarious. Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:38 And so that is, I'm serious. That is for you from Cuban. We'll find you. And he set that up. And so he sent me a profile and told me, oh, yeah, she's going to be walking this way. So, I mean, that's awesome. Give him a big smooch tonight. I would say, thank you.
Starting point is 01:11:50 That's very sweet. Yes. Happy Valentine's Day to you guys. Wow. Lunchbox is making dreams come true. Wow. And men confused, wondering if their wives are cheating on them. And they got.
Starting point is 01:12:00 I didn't think about that part. Yeah. Hey, huh. Maybe you got a roof. Yeah. From a guy, your husband. and not me. So here's one where the woman wasn't married.
Starting point is 01:12:12 Okay. This is from your husband. Yes, I'm supposed to give that to you. I'm from Cupid. We'll find you. He gave me your profile. He told me kind of where you'd be. We're slammed on Valentine's Day,
Starting point is 01:12:20 so I wanted to get it to you a day early. I don't have a husband. You don't have a husband? No. Are you not Lauren? That got awkward. I'm going to take that rose back. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:12:31 I'm going to take that rose back because I don't want to, it's my first day on the job. So I'm, my bad. I thought you were Lauren and I apologize. What was your name? Taylor. Okay, Taylor's not married. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:12:41 So wait, Lauren, though, did you just make that up broke like? Just made it up and got the rose back. And you took it back. Why don't you just give it to her? It's not. Because I'm from Cupid will find you. No, you're not. And I don't want to lose my job.
Starting point is 01:12:53 You're making stuff up. Why not I just make up the, hey, why don't you just keep it then? Because this is actually sent by a secret admirer. I hope you feel good. You're lying anyway. What's the difference in the line? I just felt better by getting the rose back. Yeah, you needed to put another bit.
Starting point is 01:13:07 Yeah. The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So you're a guy and you and your girl. You all love red hot chili peppers. Like you're big time fans and you're thinking, okay, it's Valentine's week-ish. This happened a few days ago.
Starting point is 01:13:22 A guy goes online and sees that there's still some inexpensive tickets available. So you book the travel. You're taking a road trip with your girl to go see them and you get there. And you bought tickets to see the red hot chili pipers, a bagpipe cover band. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Come on. Okay, here's what I would say to that. If, it can be your girl or your guy, because anyone can do this. Sure. If they're cool, you enjoy that moment and find the irony in it. If you do something like this and they're not cool, you break up. Because you don't have a sense of humor in this. Right.
Starting point is 01:13:54 There's a story that you can tell for the rest of your life here. Yes. Now, that would stink because I love the chili peppers. Seen them in double digits. But if I had stumbled into a Chili Piper's concert with whomever I was dating, immediate test on if this relationship's going to work. That's funny, though. But who misses that on the spelling?
Starting point is 01:14:10 What's the picture look like? Well, it does say red hot chili. Does Anthony Keatish is like totally weird now? He cut his hair, he got a skirt on. Oh, it's been a few years. You know, they're trying to switch up their style. I don't know. He stumbled across them.
Starting point is 01:14:24 Now, this story, not so funny for one guy who donated his kidney to his girlfriend and then she broke up with him. Legit. That's what? George Lopez. His wife donated his and then he... They divorced. But I don't know what happened. Tell me what happened with this story.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Well, she has a very rare... Was it about the Red Hot Chili Bippers? No. She has an extremely rare blood type. He was a match, so he decided to donate to her. He got down on one knee, proposed. She said no, then broke up with him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:58 But they're both alive and well. Let me say this. if you give someone a kidney, much like loaning money to someone, it's gone. Don't expect anything back. That's just it. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:09 You don't want them to fake a romance. You're just giving it to them out of your heart, and anything that happens later happens. But you can't hold it against them or over their head? Because can you imagine what you could always hold over their head if you gave them a kidney. Yeah. Hey, honey, do the dishes. I gave you a kidney.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Right. You do the dishes. True. True, true. Wow. Yeah. How's that kidney feeling? Good. Okay. Go do...
Starting point is 01:15:32 No. That's it. She did let him down gently. I'm fine with her breaking up with him, but that's how she felt. If she knew she was going to break up with him before he gave her the kidney, different story. It's a slightly different story, and you've got to know if she let him know. But, man, baller mood. Just think about the new boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:15:48 So where did you get your new kidney from? My ex-boyfriend. I don't think that comes up, though, in conversation. At some point, she has to talk about how she had a kidney transplant. Yeah, but it's... That'll come up. Even then you're at dinner. Who donated to you?
Starting point is 01:15:59 My ex-boyfriend. My current boyfriend's probably like, okay, hmm. I don't think this is as bad as you guys think it is. I think it's a human doing something nice for a human. No, I agree. She shouldn't have to stay with them just because of the kidney thing. That would be tough. What if you just started dating someone?
Starting point is 01:16:17 And I saw this on a lifetime movie. And the dude fell off a dock. They had been dated for like three weeks. It got paralyzed. Oh, yes, yes. Do you stay with them? It's three weeks. I know.
Starting point is 01:16:28 I guess your heart will know. Always do what the heart wants. That was a lifetime movie? It was. Oh, boy. It was a tough one. I mean, I watched like five minutes up and I was like, I'm out. This is too emotional for me.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Yeah. Remember how many popcorns Ray would get it? Hey, Raymond, do you ever see that one? That Lifetime movie about the paralyzed person? No. Okay, never mind. He's not making it to do you. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:16:51 So the 2018 Sports Illustrated SwimSuit issue includes unedited photos for the first time. Boom. You know, I hear you know. Here's my thing. What's your thing? As long as you're fair to guys and girls, I don't mind pictures being edited. I mean, when I see clothes on a model, I really want them to look prime. I don't mind.
Starting point is 01:17:12 If they're lying to us, it's different. But this could be good, right? Because most people feel like, oh, I'll never be that or whatever. Yeah, it's unattainable or guys. Or do they go and find people that have it and you're going, well, it's now real, and you still feel like, oh, what? The Photoshop puts a thing in your mind going, oh, it's Photoshop. So they probably don't look as perfect as it is.
Starting point is 01:17:29 Yeah. Now that we know they really are perfect, we're like, dang, they're pretty perfect. Yes. No. Well, there's 36 models featured, and they're all proud to be in here. And I'm great, and I love that, and that itself is cool. But we can't get on our high horse about editing when we Instagram seven different ways. Oh, yeah, I love filters.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, I'm so against editing. I'll take Valencia, please. So it's just a little hypocritical. I love just people feeling comfortable with their bodies and being themselves. but then we don't do it to ourselves. Let's take all filters off.
Starting point is 01:18:03 And then we should have committing to it, we commit to it. But we're not. Yeah, we're not going to do that. And while we hold these poor celebrities, well, some of the celebrities don't even want to be photoshopped. They do the photo shoot and then they see it in the magazine. You can always Photoshop me. Hey, you're free to Photoshop away.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Do like they did my friend Andy, Andy Rodic tennis player. Oh, yeah, that was rough. They cut his body off. It just put his head on somebody else's body on the front of my magazine. Why not? Uh-huh. I do that to me. He was cool with that.
Starting point is 01:18:27 They put a whole different better-looking person up and go, Bobby Vones, article on page 7. I'm into it. What else? Well, lastly, if you're looking for a random fact for the day, maybe you can use this around the office or if you're going on a date tonight, you need a conversation starter. Do you know that Larry King once got into a car accident with JFK? JFK was only senator. And when King crashed into him, JFK said, you know what? It's fine.
Starting point is 01:18:50 I'm not going to report it. As long as you vote for me when I run for president. I didn't know that. Me neither. Yeah. But, I mean, what are the odds that those two people are going to have a car crash? JFK's not even president. Who knows if they even really know each other?
Starting point is 01:19:02 And then he ends up being president one day. And you have that story of like, I ran into him once. The next time we're in a deep conversation about Larry King, I'm busy up right now. Or JFK. Or car crashes. Go, go, go, go. Those are three things that could lead you to this story. That's why I'm here.
Starting point is 01:19:22 And that's my pile. transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. I just have never been the guy that's going, hey, you know, maybe we should be less sensitive. I'm always, I just think about different feelings all the time. Yeah. It's just, it's going over the top now.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Even I'm getting upset about it. Let me read you the story. Tell me how irritated you get at this. They are banning students from using the word best friends. The point is to teach children to be inclusive, than exclusive. It gains the part by educators, psychologists, and other people working with kids.
Starting point is 01:20:04 And so, she says, I see kids coming all week who are feeling dreadful because they're excluded and they're either nobody's best friend or their best friend has moved on. The philosophy is that children will be better set up for success later in life if they get used to having a wider friend group
Starting point is 01:20:17 at a young age. So they're not allowed to say another kid's their best friend. Okay, yeah. We can't expect our kids to thrive when situations aren't positive unless they have situations that aren't positive early on. And I had a best friend for a bit. Look how good I turned out.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Not in all the time. But this is too sensitive, right? Are we too sensitive? No, that's too sensitive. Where did I read, and I don't know if this is the headline, but do you all know the story of kids are not allowed to say no if they get asked to the school dance or something? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:52 They're not allowed to say no. And like Amazon. That way there's no rejection. Oh, that's... At the workplace. You mean at Facebook. Yeah, whatever. Totally different stories.
Starting point is 01:21:01 But yes. Okay, so the school dance, the teacher said if someone asks you, you can't say no. Yeah. Because they don't want the kids to experience rejection. Similar to like they don't want kids to feel rejected if they don't have a best friend. We're all going to be so, not weak, because I'm tough as nails. But we're all going to be so soft in 15 years ago. What happened?
Starting point is 01:21:19 Why are we getting pushed around by Russia and Japan, China, and the Olympics? Our sumo team's not good. We're getting pushed around. Because it's what we're doing to kids right now. We're making them soft. Yeah, save those articles. We don't have to just be super hard all the time. But there's got to be a balance in everything in life.
Starting point is 01:21:37 There's a line to walk down and you miss it most of the time. You try to find it. This is not it. So what do you say now? This is just my friend that I'm really, really choose to hang out with more than someone else, my friend. I just say it's my best friend. My friend, friend, friend, friend. The people are protesting over Peter freaking rabbit, the movie.
Starting point is 01:21:52 It's terrible. Because the rabbits are throwing food into a human who has a food allergy. and they're like, oh, that's terrible. They should never do that. And so they're going, we're protesting. Now, if you have food allergies, I get it. But they're also in the same movie, electrocuting someone, the rabbits are. The rabbits talk.
Starting point is 01:22:09 There are so many things this movie that says it's absolutely not for real. Well, there's so many other movies that have violence, and I think instead of protesting, but I mean, I guess it gets it out there. It's Peter Rabbit. Okay. So parents should take that opportunity to talk to their kids about and be like, hey, whoa. I dare you say that it's a parent's responsibility for how their kids act. No, Amy, don't do it.
Starting point is 01:22:26 You're crazy. Don't do it. So I shouldn't say to my kids, hey, if you don't like someone at school and you learn they don't like peanuts, that doesn't mean we feed them peanuts. I feel like that's a real conversation. You just let them watch a movie and learn all their life right there and whatever they get. Yeah, everything's getting too sensitive. And I'm very sensitive. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:45 How about this one? Tell me what you think of this one. Hit it. After his fourth DWI, a San Antonio man is trying to overturn his four-year prison sentence by arguing that the Texas legal limit on intoxicated. driving discriminates against alcoholics. That's sad. I mean, that was his last resort, right? It's just, it's not allowing you to.
Starting point is 01:23:05 They have a higher tolerance. Ralph, Alfred. He argued that the state's driving limit of 0.08 ignores the higher tolerances. But he used the word alcoholics, so that means those. But what are you supposed to do? Give everyone a different tolerance. You can't do that.
Starting point is 01:23:23 No. It's set to fit. There has to be just one set line. it. And can we talk about also it's his fourth DUI? That's true. I think a DWI, but yeah. Oh, whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:34 What's the difference? Driving wild. I think where you are is a difference. I think each state or each area has a different name. Okay. I don't even know what's happening around me right now. The world's to turn into a big cotton ball. Wow.
Starting point is 01:23:46 It's crazy. Yeah, lock him up. And I was the cotton ball for years. Now all of a sudden I got to be the voice of reason. Yeah. I enjoyed being the cotton ball. And the hard thing is more people talk about you're just like you start doubting yourself and they're just like, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:23:57 no, I'm not doubting myself. Like, this can't be right. Like Peter Rabbit, I asked my 10-year-old, and he was like, that's, why are they, that's, that's dumb. Like, he was even, like, didn't understand it. Back to the best friend thing. I still remember in seventh grade, this particular party that this one girl had, I eventually became friends with her. But I guess I wasn't at the time.
Starting point is 01:24:16 And I was not invited to this party that everybody was invited to. And it sucked. It sucked not getting invited. But you know what? Life goes on. I would not want to be in a situation where. the school or someone stepped in and told her mom that if she has a party, then everybody in the class needs to be invited.
Starting point is 01:24:33 Because that's happening too. And then you're the kid that got the pity gift. And by you, I mean, me. Right. But it was a pool party. I didn't go. I know. And I had to go back to school and I heard all about it.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Yeah. I remember when I wrote about that and Kids Illustrated. I felt bad for you. I didn't even know you then. Kids illustrated. Highlights. The Bobby Bone Show. It's going to wrap it up for today.
Starting point is 01:24:56 What's going on with you? Working out Valentine's Day Yeah, how about that, huh? Yeah. You know where he's taking you now? I figured it out, yes. So he said he has a mystery dinner for you
Starting point is 01:25:09 And how'd you figure it out? Well, I just started to ask him. I didn't really know what I was supposed to wear And then... You didn't really figure it out, you just asked him what it was. Well, I had been letting it linger. I just like, should I ask, should I not? And finally, I did.
Starting point is 01:25:22 I can't remember who he talked to about it. Like, the person that cuts his hair or something, he's like, should I just go ahead and tell him? She might want to know what to wear or whatever, but maybe you could pick out her clothes and lay him on the bed. He's like, that would never work. Would he ever do the thing where he goes and buys a dress in your size and has it already? He goes, here's your dress, here's your shoes. We have the night planned.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Listen, I don't think so. Maybe he's really good at picking out shoes, but I don't trust him to pick out my outfit. I did that once. You did? And you liked it? It worked out? She liked it? Yeah, because I picked.
Starting point is 01:25:51 We were a Banana Republic, and I know she was looking at this dress. This has been years ago because I had a girlfriend. a while. And it was Banana Republic. Yeah. I don't know if it's still around. Yes, it is. Yeah, for sure. Do you ever go to the mall?
Starting point is 01:26:03 No, never. Okay. And so I saw her looking at it and she was like, I think it was like $78 or something. And she wasn't going to buy us. So I went and bought it without her knowing. Gest her size, because I don't know what I said. And then had it for and I said, hey, we're going to dinner. She's like, ah, because you don't have anything.
Starting point is 01:26:20 And I was like, I bought you that dress. It all worked out wonderfully. Oh, that's very much. In the end, it worked out wonderfully. A smooth. Yeah. But here I am. No Valentine tonight. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:30 That's a good meal. Now you don't have to worry about all that. Thank goodness. Take the night off. Yeah, that's what I like to say. Thank goodness. Tomorrow morning, Morgan Evans comes into play. He's one of the class of 2018.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Really talented artist. I got to know him first through Kelsey whenever they were just dating before they got married. So I like him. Nice guy. Australian. Australian fella. So he'll be in tomorrow morning. So we'll see you Thursday. Thank you so much.
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