The Bobby Bones Show - Our Favorite Show Memories + Lunchbox's Sketchy Hitch-Hiker Situation + Worst Proposal Stories

Episode Date: July 7, 2017

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Welcome to Friday show. Good morning. Good morning. Oh, my goodness. What are I going to do today? I have no idea. Okay. Have you have any plans?

I'm doing a little girl's night. No, I mean, for the show today. Oh, I got an idea. What's that? I mean, I'd probably like to dance. Oh, yeah, dance party. We do that. Oh, well, you said, I was being serious.

I like to dance. Oh, let me see. I got tons of stuff I've seen before. Oh, boy, here's a rejected note segment. Oh, I love it. You know, for a week or so, we were talking about our life modos. Like, what is it? And I've been trying to get mine to stick.

And, boy, has it ever. Everywhere I go, people are like, 100% or none percent. And I'm like, that's my new mom. motto. And so some other people have theirs. Here's Jennifer. Jennifer and Sherwood, what you think about this? Like, what's your life rule?

Number one rule. My mom taught me to kill them with kindness. That's a tough one. And that's a good one if you can do it. But man, when people get all up in your butt, you're like, I don't want to be kind to them. But it's tough. How do you do that?

Are you pretty good at killing them with kindness? I've had my moments of not being it. Can you go 70% though? That's a pretty good rate if you can go 70%. 70% Oh, that's a good, that's a good number right there. 70%'s a good number. Hey, thank you for calling.

I appreciate you, Jennifer. Appreciate you. Let's go over to Patrick real quick here on the show. Hey, Patrick. Yeah, man. What's happening? What's going on?

Man, asking life, what's your life rule? Oh, anyway. You might learn something. When in doubt, do it anyway. I will be honest with you. Patrick seems a little risky. Yeah. Well, the thing about it is,

don't it applied to just about everything in the last? There's a lot of stuff I doubt it. When in doubt, do it anyway. That's his rule, not ours. Yeah. Because mine is 100% or none percent. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Have I said that yeah? Yes. Yeah, a few times. 100% or none%? No, none percent. That's why I said none. Yeah.

I said none. None. I'm so stupid. Get the motto right, Amy. Patrick, thank you. I appreciate you, buddy. Appreciate y'all, man. All right, boy.

Patrick's makes me think of one that I have to apply, and it's for directions. Like, whatever you're thinking you should do, do the opposite. I always go the wrong way with my gut instinct. So I just need to whatever I think I should do on the road, do the opposite. Good plan. You should probably do that, like, just for most things. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool. Like organization. Or I'm organized. Parking. Yeah. Just tough. Body bones.

Come on. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. I think what they're doing with drones is amazing. From taking pictures to dropping rafts to people that are drowning. Life-saving rafts. A drone helped find two missing hikers and a dog. You know, think about that.

Like where you would normally go searching or maybe a helicopter and it takes... They just flew some drones over. Like video drones and then they watch the footage or what? The Douglas County Search and Rescue Team spotted the hikers using a drone with a camera on it. Wow. After hiking around dead. Devil's head for several hours. By the way, doesn't sound like the safest head to walk around.

Of all the heads to camp, Devil's head probably not the safest. Yeah. The two men and their dog found themselves lost, and they couldn't call 911 because on top of devil's head, there's no service. Oh. Yeah. Of all the heads to have service, devil's head's not the one. So two hours after they went out, the drone was like, we got them. They got the cameras on them.

You know you have a drone with a camera. I don't touch that thing. I gave it to you. I'll go to jail because I'll fly at someone. I shouldn't. I'll for sure go, Restrict the airsprice, arrest that guy. And secondly, I'll crash it. Okay, if you learn how to use it, it could be cool.

What am I going to do with it? I don't know. Am I tape picture in my dog in the backyard? Listen, whatever. You don't have to use it. Merry Christmas. Thank you. I see you.

I got a candle, and the candle was Tobacco and Musk. I was like, what? Who thought of those two terrible things to make a candle out of? I've actually smelt that before. Is it good? I don't like tobacco smell.

I don't like musk's smell. It's a manly candle. But? I threw it away. No. I gave it away. Yeah, I give it away. Whatever.

It's a terrible. Like, why not farts and feet? Like, I think that's better than tobacco and musk. Huh. Like, is there a market for this awful smelling mixtures? No, it's definitely a manly candle. Okay, so are farts and feet? Yeah.

There is a market for tobacco and musk, for sure. I thought it was a good smell when I smelled it. Mm-hmm. I like it. I got, like, the smell me, that's musky, don't like it. Don't like tobacco smell. Bobby likes peonies and vanilla. Yeah.

Yeah. Or just, I like leather. That's a good smell. Or I would like leather and gasoline. If you want to make a good man candle, you should go on the candle line. You're good at these names. A propane candle. Yeah.

It just smells like your house is all school propane. Propane and carbon monoxide. Now you all get jokes. Hey, you should write with us. Did I? Yeah. Show. All right, time for your positivity here on Friday morning.

It's called Tell Me Something Good for a reason, because we have good news to bring you. Tell me something good. All right, so Charles Kingsley had finished his overnight shift as a security officer. He was driving home when he got pulled over by a Minnesota police officer. His headlights were out. So instead of a ticket, the officer gave him a voucher to go with the lights fixed for free. Oh. And that's what these cops are doing.

They're giving vouchers. If someone's lights are out and they had to pull them over anyway, For like 30 days, they're giving vouchers because they're working with a place. That's awesome. Oh, they've partnered up. I love it. Yes. Yeah, that's cool.

Amy, you're up. Kids in Utah will no longer have to worry about the police shutting down their lemonade stands. Under a new state law, they passed. Well, kids can now sell lemonade, which is awesome because in a lot of states you get in trouble. If I were adult, I'd get a kid. I'd have a front of my business. What? You'd what?

I'd get a kid and have them front of my business. Called working the system. Yeah. No. That's a good. I mean, it's, they just don't need a permit. The reason was, there are you only permits and kids would do have a lemonade stand. They're like, you'd have a permit to serve food.

So they passed the law. Right. Being the businessman than I am, I put it. I try to be like, hey, kid. Okay. I catch you in. Smart. Yeah, lunch box.

Jack Kilway has been an usher for the Akron Rubber Ducks for the last 20 years. He's 82 years old and he's retiring. Wow. And the aeroducks are a minor league baseball team. So, this weekend, the giveaway at the park, a Jack Kilway bobblehead. That's awesome. That's pretty funny. That's got to be the thrill of that guy's life.

He has no knight. And they're giving away a bobblehead of him. That's awesome. Even this to be given a bobblehead of yourself, one to you, it's got to be cool, but they're giving them to everybody, too. That's cool. See, there's good news. You can find it out there.

Bobby Bones Show. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Lincoln, Nebraska. A 19-year-old man is facing up to a $10,000 fine after he got tired of sitting in traffic. There was some construction going on. There's cones. He's like, you know what? I'm going around the cones.

Only problem is they had poured. Oh, I saw the picture. What? Yeah. Fresh concrete. Fresh concrete. The car got stuck. Oh, no.

It's like the car drove into a big thing of mine. It's like up halfway to the wheel. It's concrete. Yeah. But it's concrete. That's correct. It's halfway at the wheel. That's not good.

No, he went around the cones. It was like, it was stuck. Oh, man. It's amazing. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat.

Username Bobby Bones show. Yesterday I was on Twitter, and they had the hashtag bad proposal locations. And so people were hashtagging and putting where they were proposed to. They were like, oh, not good. And I'm going to come to you guys in a minute and get your proposal locations, your real ones, because I still don't think Lunchbox is telling the job. truth about his. He says he did over the phone, remember? Oh, yeah. I was about to say what you do. So we'll go around the room because I'm curious to know where you guys did your,

or had your proposal. But these are some of the ones that I picked up. And if you're a listener and you had a bad one, call us. 877-77 Bobby. One, the airport. I mean, I don't know. That's terrible. Yeah. If like they're leaving to go for a, like they're getting deployed. Or you're getting deployed. Or them just arriving? And you're surprised? them? No, I like the rival. Yeah, it's got to be on the go. It's got to be on the rival, you can go somewhere cool. But if you're elite, the, um, on the Bachelor was one of them. Oh, what a terrible place. Good one. On the Jumbotron was up there a lot. You know, if the baseball team or game means a lot

to you, like I'm cool with that, but I think some guys just think that that's romantic to girls and it's not. Yeah, she better love that. And you better be super confident she's going to say yes. I'm talking jumbo-tron. The thing is, I think guys just think if they do it and it's public, that it's seen as romantic. And there's nothing more public than a jumbotron. So I think guys see it as well, I'm putting it out there. That's really not romantic. Yeah.

It's unless you're just a huge fan of the Red Sox and you are able to do it at Fenway. You know, that kind of thing. Someone else's wedding. Yeah, no. That runs up for everybody. Or one of them said the delivery room, because that means you're a procrastinator. So hashtag bad proposal locations. Bad proposal locations.

I mean, the phones are, as they say, fuller in a dog tick right now. There must be a lot of people that are not happy. Let's go over to Nicole in Dayton, Ohio. Hello, Nicole. Hi, Mommy. Thank you for calling. So bad proposal locations.

up first. Okay, so I was out Christmas shopping, me and my boyfriend, it was like an outside mall, and we were walking past the jewelry store. He's like, well, let's go in here and just look at some rings, see if you like any of them. So we go in, we look at them. I picked one out, and he was like, well, let's just go ahead and order it now. So we order it, and they call us, say it's ready, so we went to pick it up. And on the way out to the car, like in the parking lot, he's like, oh, by the way, I guess I should say, will you marry me.

And you're... I know, right? I know, right. Did you ever tell him like, hey, I was really disappointed in that proposal? Well, we went to a comedy show the other day, and somebody proposed at the comedy show, like, it became part of the act, and he was like, how cheesy? I'm like, are you the serious?

Nicole, thank you for the call. Thank you. Have a great day. Thank you very much. Let's go over to Rhonda in Fayville, Arkansas. Hey, Rhonda, doing the show, talking about bad proposal locations. Thank you for calling. What is yours?

About five years. And we talked about getting married, but nothing panned out. So when they were sitting in Sonic in Springdale, Arkansas. And he turns to me and says, well, I guess we should go ahead and get married. Oh. At the sonic driving? I mean, did he use the onion ring? Oh, that's cute.

Oh, I'm sure it was happy hour. Oh, man. So did you ever tell him, hey, I never really liked how that proposal went down? Oh, it turned out to be a running joke for 10 years when we were married. So I was like, Sonic, really? Hold on when we were married. Did I hear that? You did.

Ten years later, it didn't work out. Do you see ten years as a heck of a run or ten years like, wow? Should have a little longer. Heck of a run. A heck of a run it is. Amy won't clap. No, that's good. Let's go over to Brittany in Illinois.

Brittany, hello. Hi. Thank you for calling. What do you have for us? Okay, so actually he kind of married my rebound. I just got out of like a two-year relationship. My friend set me up with this guy who was supposed to kind of like help me get back on my feet. It had been a couple of months.

And he, I knew he was going to boot camp. I had it in my mind. You know, this would be just like a couple of weeks. It'll be like a quick thing and out. Like, no problem. Well, he started riding me from boot camp and we got really close and really connected. And he called me one weekend on one of his weekend calls. I was like, hey, I really want you my life.

This is what I want to do. I miss you. Will you marry me? And I don't know what made me do it, but I said yes. And then I went to his boot camp graduation. And he proposed again, like, got down in front of my family and everything and asked me. That was awesome. five years.

Yeah, that one turned out great. Yeah. For a minute, I was like, okay, on the phone. That one, hey, hey, yeah, yeah. It turned out great. That one turned out great. And they're still together, and, you know, it's still a heck of a run. A heck of a run.

We're going around the room. How are you proposed to, Amy? In a bar. I don't think that's fair to say. Well, we were at the bar. So we ate at a nice restaurant at a historic hotel in downtown Austin, and then it's got a really awesome balcony with a great view. And we went up to the bar after dinner.

My husband, well, boyfriend at the time, ordered two glasses of wine. And then he said, you know, hey, to the bartender, what's the fast way to get to the, you know, the balcony? And the bartender is like, oh, that way. But, sir, it's closed tonight for a private party. And then my husband, like, I was like, okay, no big deal. Who cares? And my husband's demeanor just totally changed because his plan was ruined.

So he just did it right there in the middle of the bar. It's a really nice bar. Sure. It's like a... I would even say lounge. It's very fancy. Okay, fine. It was in a lounge with a piano player.

You're right. But it was still... Well, bars on piano players. And he tried to go somewhere. It just didn't work out. But we just sat down on the couch and the next thing you know, he's down on one knee and, like, everybody's looking.

Were you confused? Yes, because I mean, hello, we don't even dating next six weeks. I know. It's like the only shotgun wedding without a baby I've ever heard of. Yeah, and it was a work night. So, like, honestly, I was just ready.

I got to go home because we have to wake up so early and I was like, got to get home, got to get home. And I remember coming in to work the next day and showing you my ring and you being like, oh my God. Is that real? You've been able to this guy at three weeks. Dang, 10 years later. Yeah. So it worked out, but we were supposed to be on a cool balcony, but we were in a lounge.

We're talking about bad proposal locations. And this is Kendall in Kansas. Hey, Kendall? Yeah. Tell me, so this is your ex-boyfriend who proposed, right? Right? Ex-husband, yeah. Ex-husband, okay. So tell me what happened. So we were at an arm wrestling tournament. I like it, I like it. I like it?

Yeah. And there was about, I had told him, we had talked about getting married, I told him, you know, I think it'd be cool if it was, you know, like a lot of people around. So he took that as I'm going to propose to you at an arm wrestling tournament with 300 people. 300 big arm wrestlers around. So you didn't love it? Um, no, I was pretty surprised. I wonder what the reaction is like with those guys after you say yes. Are they like, who, who, who, who, who, is it. Well, I didn't really say anything for a couple of minutes.

The only thing I remember is finally some woman yelled out and said, you need to say yes. And then you said yes? Yeah. And then it didn't work out? Yeah, they have to see you get pretty drunk at night. Thank you, Kendall. Have a good day. You do.

All right. Eddie, how did you propose? So I went to, when my wife and I were dating, we would, I'd go to her apartment complex, which is like a little, I guess kind of a town home, but right in front, there was like some railroad ties where we would sit and talk all night when we were dating. So when I decided to get engaged, I got to propose to her, I said, let's go back to your place and sit in that little area where we used to sit and talk and we just hung out for like an hour and then I was like, I got to do this.

Did she sniff it out? No, she had no idea. Really? That's what she says, though. You don't know what to believe. and you proposed. Yeah, and I was already sitting so the thing was going down to the knee was really easy.

So you laid on your chest. Yeah, I know. You did the full worm and you're like, will you marry me? I'm like flat down face on the ground. Let's go to Crystal and Virginia. Hi, Crystal. Hello.

Hello, bad proposal location. Share with us your story if you don't mind. What had happened was I had driven up to Connecticut. My husband was in the Navy, and he was like, okay, well, I'm going to do it. this weekend. My friend had kind of hinted at it. So what had happened was we went to IHOP. We were coming back home and I had gotten teaboned. Well, while we were over at the gas station, he got, he didn't actually, sorry, he didn't even get down on one knee. He said,

will you marry me as I'm sitting there crying on the curb? Wait, so you're crying because of a really bad accident and he proposes then? Yep, without a ring, without getting down on one knee. Okay, can I be his advocate for one second? Because I don't know the whole story. What comes from my heart is you are feeling terrible because you had a really bad time and day. And yes, was it maybe not the best for the overall life story of a proposal? But in his heart, because we're dumb guys. Guys, we're dumb.

We came in. And we're like, oh, no, she feels bad. I want her to feel better. I probably am going to marry her anyway. I'm just going to do it now. Like, that's what I feel from me. I like that. She crying.

I propose. She cried. I make her feel better. I, man. Like, you have to understand, Crystal. We're not smart, and he probably just wanted you to feel better. And you said yes, I assume. Yes, I said yes.

We've been married for almost six years. And you're still together. Yep. Are you happy? Oh, definitely. See? Because he can't. Look at that.

We may not make the best decision, like logically, but, you know, guys, we have hearts. Like, we follow them. Sometimes we just don't follow the best way, the correct path. All right, thank you for your call. Lunchbox, you're going to tell us the truth? Yeah, I'll tell you the truth. Here we go. All right. First time ever.

First time ever. Here we go. So I was on the phone with my wife and we were discussing my brother's upcoming wedding. And we were going and we were just talking about it. And she just casually said, you know, I'd like to get married. And I was like, what? And so we kind of went back and forth. I was like, okay, I guess we'll get married.

And so then we were engaged. And a week later, she went with her mom and her sister and picked out a ring. This is really the story? Yeah, I thought you were giving us the real story finally. So you always gave us the real story. Yes, I always gave you the real story. And so I, a week later, after she picked out a ring with her mom and her sister, I flew back to Austin from my brother's bachelor party.

And after the bachelor party, I had an hour and a half window between my flight. And when the bachelor party was over, so I met her at the ring store. I went in. I paid for the money and I put it on her hand. And the ring store took pictures. and then I went to the airport. Wait, so did you ever get down on one knee? Ever.

No, I guess I didn't. And you proposed over the phone. Yeah, and then they hand you a box at the ring store and you just open it up and they had the cameraman and they took pictures and... That's really it, huh? That was it. I'm shocked.

I guess I'm the only one in the room that hasn't been a part of a proposal. Just wait. Oh, it's going to be the most elaborate thing ever. Let me just give you one word. Now I'll leave you with this one word. soon. Piro. Oh, yeah.

The volleyball on show. Let's go. If you're looking for a new TV show, which, hey, aren't we all, you got to check out TLC's show Outdaughter. It's a hit show. It's Amy here, and let me tell you, Adam and Danielle Busby, they have six daughters. The oldest is six, and she's the ringleader of her Quintuplet sisters. That's right.

There's five of them, and they're turning two. They're walking, talking, potty training. Welcome to Terrible Tuesdays on a new season of Outdaughter, premiering July 11th at 9 8th Central on TLC. Oh, yes, Friday morning. Glad you're here. Batman got his name Batman because he was afraid of bats. What would your superhero name be if you were named after what you were afraid of?

That's really how he got his name? Uh-huh. Because I would probably be like, commitment, man. That's so true. That's so true. Like, I'll commit. But like, oh, no, vulnerability, man. That sounds so strong

Yes Do you need help Vulnerability Men will be here To save you Amy if Batman got his name For being afraid of bats What would your superhero name be I'd be like Spider-Man

But that already exists Oh my goodness Oh boy First of like you be Spider Woman Oh yeah Secondly What I'm scared of spiders I know

You know I don't like iron You sound up I'll call myself iron man I know Are you ready Yeah Cockroach Woman So you'd be...

That's gross. Oh, boy. That wouldn't be very... What would you be again? Cockroach woman. Roach woman. Now, what about the other one? I don't know, you guys.

Lunchbox about what you do me? Forget this game. Oh, I'd be the snakeinator. I'm terrified of snakes. Snake man. Yeah, you have to be snake man. The anator means you kill snakes. Batman.

Yeah, you're not a snake-in-a-eater. Like, I'm vulnerability man. Is that what Nader means? Like exterminator? Exterminator. Terminator. The Hulk. He's not the Hulk, man.

So I guess, okay, fine, I'll be the snake man. Whoa. Eddie? I'd be the home burglar man. Home burglar scare me. Oh, yeah. Intruders? What do you mean?

I'm scared of them. Thinking about this. Tonight, I'll be in Baton Rouge. Tomorrow, Jackson, Mississippi. We'll see you guys funny and alone comedy tour. Appreciate you being here on Friday. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

Amy, we've been in four years. Give me your favorite memory. There's been so many cool moments, but for sure one that stands out is the time that you told me that George Strait was going to call me on the phone, and I was going to get to talk to him during the show. And as I'm on the phone with him live, he walks through the door on the cell phone still talking to me. And it was like all just kinds of craziness. And I was like, what? You're here. And it came over and gave me a big old hug.

And I was just, uh, it was one of the more fun pranks that I've been able to pull. Because George Strait was coming in. and I was like, it was just cool to be able to talk to him. Yeah. Just to talk to him because he lives in Texas. Yeah. I thought like he comes around all the time. Nope.

And I was like, well, this is Amy into a phone interview? And then while she, and he wasn't wearing the cowboy hat. He was wearing a baseball cap and he didn't look like the George Strait on stage. So Amy was totally confused at why the same guy was talking to her at the same. And then she, and here it is. Here's George Strait walking in the studio from the phone. Go ahead. Can you say that next time you're in town you'll come by, could you give us that promise for her?

Yeah, next time I'm in town, I promise. so we'll come by. Wait, there he is. He's here. Okay, well, I knew, but Amy didn't know. How long have y'all know? I didn't know. Did you know?

Amy, give him a hug. Nah, nah, nah. That was him. He went nan, na, na, na, nah. And, I mean, I think I was in shock. I barely could speak. And then I just hugged him probably for a little too long. Four years of being able to do this.

Thank you for letting a group of people that, you know, except for me, I'm the only one of this whole stuff that's ever been on the radio. Like, we are not. supposed to be a radio show, much less be able to be where we are doing what we're doing. It's all because of you guys. So thank you. And we're going to share memories all throughout the show. But don't think that we don't know that if it wasn't for you listening, this rag-tag bunch of goofballs wouldn't be on the radio.

Like, I feel like our listeners are the underdogs and we're the underdogs and we just kind of run through this whole thing together. So we appreciate you. And so going over to Lunchbox now, four years, lunchbox. I need that favorite memory from four years. So many memories. So many cool people came in the studio. So many moments. Picking one was hard, but you guys blindfolded me, sat me in a chair,

and then you put some people on the mic, and I had to guess who it was by their voice. And it was none other than two of the teen moms, Amber Portwood, Kaelan Lowry. This is your favorite memory? Favorite memory in the last four years. They came in the studio, and I was like, what? Okay, lunchbox loves teen mom. He loves 16 and pregnant.

Like, he loves those shows. So let's play. Do we have a clip of this? Mm-hmm. Okay, here's lunchbox meeting the teen moms. What are their names again? Amber and Caleb. Okay, Amber and Caitlin.

Here we go. On the count of three, lunchbox, pull your eyes down. One, hurry up. Two, three. Oh, wait. We have to tell our listeners who's here. No, we know who's here. Okay.

The listener doesn't know. It's Amber and Kalin. Number of Teen Mom 16 and Brighton. Team Mom 2. Team Mom 1. There you go. Kaelin Lowry. There you go.

Amazing. Lunchbox's favorite moment. Wow. That is amazing. All right. What happened this morning, Lunchbox? I walk out of my house and there's a couple doors down. There's a lady standing on the sidewalk yelling, Brittany, Britney!

And I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I get in my car and as I'm driving down the street, she flags me down. and so I roll down the window and she's crying and she's like can you give me a ride my friend is chasing me she's crazy and I just need a ride I need to get out of here and I'm like well why don't I just call the police she goes no no I just need a ride it's also freezing cold it's freezing cold does that factor into it to you yes yeah and so I'm like okay and I let her in my car

and she's digging in her purse and I'm like she's about to rob me and I'm like why do you just take your hands out of your purse oh you said that to her yes because I'm like I'm a little on edge you know it's four o'clock in the morning. And so she tells me where she lives and I drive over there. And then she's like, no, no, this isn't it. And we're driving up and down the block for like 10 minutes and she can't find where she lives. And I said, ma'am, I got to go to work. You got to get out of my car. And so I called her a lift. And then I sat there and she was in the lift for 20 minutes because I watched it on my phone. And they stayed on the same block. And I texted a lift driver. And I was like,

look, if she's giving you any trouble, just kick her out of the lift. I don't know her. And he goes, we just found her house, blah, blah, blah. She wasn't familiar with the area. She was staying, doing the Airbnb thing. Was she, had you had a bunch of drinks? Oh, yeah. That was it. Yes, but I thought I was going to get killed.

Well, good on you, but I don't know that a lot of people make that because you're putting yourself way vulnerable to someone going, got you. Or I thought maybe she had a friend that was going to come from the other side of the car, you know, like when she's talking to me in this window and someone comes up on the, but she flagged me down. I felt like I couldn't just drive past her. That's good on you. Hey, gold star. Do I have the gold star sound? Oh, here, here, Lunchbox. Gold Star for you, my friend.

Man, what a crazy story. Earlier on the show, Lunchbox was talking about picking up this woman. She was outside his house. It's still dark when we come into work, and she's screaming, Breitney! Brittany! And so, he felt bad. You picked her up, you put her in the car,

but then you get scared because you thought she was going to rob you. Yeah, I got a little nervous, and I drove around where she said she was supposed to be going for like 10 minutes, couldn't find the place, so I gave her the little boot. But I still called her a lift. You did that. You're trying to act like it wasn't a big deal. That's a pretty selfless thing to do. I think that's a very nice thing to do.

Yeah, probably pretty dumb, too. Depending on who you talk to, because Jack's on the phone right now. Jack is from Kentucky. Hey, Jack. This happened to you, bud? It did, years ago. I was about 30 years old. I was living in Chalamazoo, Michigan.

And what happened? Had a couple of guys, young guys, walk up to my parked car. And it was a cold December night just before Christmas. And the guy said, hey, we're a foreign students, and they were speaking with an accent. They said, can you give us a lift to our place of student housing on Western's campus, Western Michigan's campus? So I said, sure. You know, they got in the car. They said, gave me directions.

and I knew where it was, so I headed that way. And we got there, and they said, oh, this is not the right place. And so I headed, they sent me somewhere else, and now I'm getting suspicious. They went into a store. They said, could you just stop here a minute? They come out with a bottle, you know, wrapped, you know, with a paper bag wrapped around it. And so I tell them at that time, hey, I got to get home. Families waiting for me.

And the next thing I know, I got stabbed in the way. the back. Oh. Get out of my car. They put a knife to my throat. I got stabbed in the back, took off with my car as I got out. You know, I went to the hospital, got stitches, all that kind of stuff. Police caught him, and the guy that stabbed me actually committed suicide a year

later the night before the trial, and the guy that drove the car away got three and a half to five years. Turned out he was a serial killer. What? who killed four other people. And I was mentioned in the Kalamazoo Gazette as being the only person who ever survived is one of his contact.

So it's pretty crazy. So I'm with you, lunchbox. You always got to think about it, man. Oh, my goodness. Jack, thanks. After hearing that story, would you pick it up again? Yeah. Are you lying?

No. Okay. If it was a man, probably not. Okay, so that had a lot to do with it. Yeah, but I did tell her to take her hands out of her purse because she kept digging. I was like, I don't know what you're digging for. That's crazy. I, Jack, appreciate that call.

I, and also, man, you're just so vulnerable when you do that. It's like you want to help people, you do want to help people, but then you, you, like, did you ever pick up a hitchhiker? Probably not a hitchhiker. But like, I have before. Really? Yeah, I probably won't do that again. Now that have kids and a family. How old were you when you did that?

I was like right out of high school. Yeah, pretty dumb. Amy ever picked him hitchhiker? Well, I've taken someone that came to my door to the grocery store. My husband got mad about that, for sure. Yeah. She knocked on the door, she needed food. And I said, well, hop in the car.

I'll take you to the grocery store. And I let her pick out whatever she wanted. For me, I need to see the situation. Like, I've seen people with car trouble, and I've taken them. But I just won't pick up someone with no situation that I can see. Yeah. Like, I've come across someone in their smoke or their hood's up. And it's like, hey, I need help.

Yeah. What if they're yelling Brittany? No. Eddie, why do you always think everything's about you being Mexican? What do you mean, dude? What did I say this time? Eddie said to read the store and the fish guy came up? Oh, yeah.

Why don't you think he would do that to a white person? Because he straight up asked him. He's like, you Hispanic? I was like, uh, yeah, maybe. And he's like, dude, I got some fish. You want to buy some? This is in the parking lot. And I was like, fish.

Like, what do you mean? He's like, I got some in the back of the truck. I catch him. fish every single day. And I usually sell it to Mexican people. I'm like, straight up. We'll eat anything. I get it. I understand that. Wait, what? Yeah, he says he sells him a dollar of fish. Wait a minute. Was he white? Yeah, he's a white dude. Real nice dude. Like really nice guy. And he's like, no, no, I just, usually that's my market. Like Mexican people, I'm like, well, I get that. We love fish. And a deal, too. A dollar a fish? Show me this fish. Did you go look at the

fish? I did. He has bass. He had catfish. He had another one that I didn't recognize. But, uh, yeah, man, like a dollar of fish in the back of the truck. Did you buy any fish? No, I didn't buy fish from this dude's back of the truck. At first I was like, that's a steal. Like, this is a good deal. Expensive fish inside the store, cheap fish in the parking lot. It sounds like the guy that comes to the gas station and goes, hey, you like music?

Like, yeah, got the speakers in the back. Yeah, no, you shouldn't do that. They'll throw you in the van and kidnap you. You think this guy was trying to get me with fish? No, I think the guy was, the speaker people sell you, oh crap, stolen speakers. Oh, no. It's mostly hot stuff. That's the first thing I thought, too.

This guy has stolen fish. But how do you steal fish? I don't know. It's cookware. You want to rob a fish store? Yeah, or a fish farm. But he really said that about you being a Mexican? Yeah, that's how he opened up the conversation at first.

I was like, oh, great, what does this guy? So he, okay, I'm you. Yeah. Walk up to me as a fish guy. Hey, man, what's up? How are you doing, buddy? Are you Mexican? And then when you say, yeah, I am.

Hey, cool, man. Hey, look, I got some fish for a dollar in my back of my truck. You interested? Do they do this at home? No. I've never been asked to buy fish in the back of my truck. You never been fish solicited? No, like back when I was growing up, like you go to the shrimp boats or the fish boats

when they come in and they sell them off the boat. But no, not a dude in the parking lot. Like racist dude trying to give you a deal? Yeah, yeah. That's like oxymoron. Oh, it's the Bobby Bones show. I got this story. Seven things every man should know how to do.

So let's get away from the sexism part of for a second. Oh. Because I bet it is. However, let's just see who's the manliest of the men, okay? There's seven things. And be honest if you know how to do it. Yeah, be honest. Of course, I'm always honest.

Let's see who the most manly man is of us three here. Lunchbox, Eddie, and myself. Number one, change a flat tire. Could you walk out and change a flat tire if somebody's car's broken down? Lunchbox. Yes. No problem. No problem.

Eddie. That's easy. For me, it's also easy. I can do it with a jack, a four-way. If I get a four-way, I'm a month. Oh, yeah. Okay, we're all there on that one. There's seven things which be supposedly a man you can do.

Yeah. Tie a necktie perfectly. Oh, you're out on that one. Eddie. I'm going to say I'm average on that. It's not perfect. It's always a little crooked. A little bit.

We're going with the honor system. Yes or no. Yes. You just said that it's crooked and then you're going to say yes. I said it's average. Mine is, yeah. I wear one of my stand-up shows every night. Oh, so you're really good at it.

That's like the best thing I'm good at all this. Yes. You don't just leave it tie? That's what I do. I use it wear different ties every time. Oh, you're crazy. Change your own oil. If you had to put your car over and change your own oil, could you do that?

Lunchbox. Yes. Oh, I don't buy it. Oh, he's challenging you. No way. This may be a bit. Okay, but go ahead, Eddie, can you? For sure, I can change oil.

I can't. I don't have changed oil. I mean, I kind of even want to see Eddie changing. to tire. Oh, Amy's challenging that. I'm tired? Okay, okay, okay. I wouldn't challenge them on that one.

Keep your own score, okay? Oh, yeah. So far I got two. Anybody have three? I have three. Okay. That you can do everything. How to grill.

Come on. I mean, I can do it. Am I great at it? Nah. But are you like, would your wife be proud of you for how good you are at it? That's the question. For being a man, like you're good at it.

No. No. Okay. I'm also going to go know on that one. I know how to do it. You can do it. Amy, but I don't feel like I'm like really good at it. I think you can.

But I don't, I mean, I can. But I'm going to go no. Eddie? I'll let you answer this one for me. You've tasted my grilling. Well, you've tasted mine. I'm the grill master, dude. I'll accept that.

So that's yes. Eddie's dominating. He's the manliest man. That's not true. That's why the story is hilarious. Keep going. How to unhook a bra with one hand. Yes.

No doubt. I'm the record holder on this show. We did it. That's true. I can do it. You can do it? Yeah, I can do it. Okay.

Dude, back of the day, I could do it, no problem. Now, can't even. Oh, you're pulling yourself out of this one? How do you lose that? I don't know. I thought I tried it the other day. It didn't work. Okay.

I had three now. Okay. I'm on lunchbox. How to jump start a car? Yes. Yes. That one, we can all do that one? Of course.

And then how to shoot a gun? Yes. I can, I'm the best. I'm, what? By far. The best? The most experience of firearms on this show. By far.

I have a license. I'm not talking about pistols. I'm not talking about Pee-P shooters. I'm talking about... When I was a kid, you grow up in Arkansas, at nine years old, I got a 4-10. Man. And then I got a 20 gauge.

And then I got a 12-gauge. And then I got a 30-I-6. I mean, I grew up with guns. We might have to go shoot some skeet sometimes, Bobby. How fun would that be? I ended up with four points. Eddie? Six, dude.

I'm a man. How did you have six? You only missed one? Yeah, I just missed one. Even though his tie is crooked, he says he ties it perfect. So a good man does lie. A good man man, lies? Yeah, they tend to lie over exactly.

What did you get? I got four. Dude, you need to work on that. Lunchbox you get. Well, I can shoot a gun, so I... No, come on. You don't even like guns. You hate guns.

You're right, but I can shoot one. No, see, now it's gotten into a Wiener thing. Four. Yes. Is it always though? But I'm more male than Bobby, so I got like 4.2. But I know sports and Eddie doesn't. Oh, that's true.

Okay, it's a tie. I win. I win. It's a tie. Thank you guys for hanging out. The whole show's up. Just go to IHeart Radio and search Bobby Bones show on demand. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.

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