The Bobby Bones Show - Phone Girl Hillary Accepts Bobby's Dating Challenge + Bobby Calls Out Tim McGraw On Bet + Eddie's Kids Have A Play Date With Amy's Kids + Second Member Of The Bobby Bones Show Class Of 2018 Announced

Episode Date: January 9, 2018

Phone Girl Hillary Accepts Bobby's Dating Challenge, Bobby Calls Out Tim McGraw On Bet, Eddie's Kids Have A Play Date With Amy's Kids and Second Member Of The Bobby Bones Show Class Of 2018 Announced�...� Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:27 or Ralph's. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Morning, morning, morning. Morning. Nice Tuesday here. You go to work today.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Here are the top ways of slacking off at work. Listen up, lunchbox. Oh, he does it. I'm already on it. Facebook's on there. Is it? Yeah, well, browsing the internet. There you go.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Number one's browsing the internet. Number two is checking personal emails. Number three is sending messages on like Facebook messaging. Oh, sure, messengers. Any sort of messenger. Where do you fall in those lunchbox? I do the online. I check personal email and I do the messaging.
Starting point is 00:03:14 During a professional football game, they say, you know, there was actually 10 minutes of literal playing time. Oh, yes. And the rest are like plays getting set up, huddles, commercials. What do you think of the five hours were here? What do you think your actual playing time at lunchbox? Of performing. Maybe 12 minutes.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Ooh. Maybe. I think it's probably under that. Yeah, I think it's under for sure. Yeah. I don't get a lot of action. And how long is our show? Well, it's five hours.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Yeah. All said and done with commercials and songs and stuff. It's a little of two hours. Okay, two hours and lunch does 12 minutes. I'd say under 12. Yeah, probably under 12. Yeah. There's a lot of messenger going on over here on the screen.
Starting point is 00:03:55 But what do you do, Eddie? Right now, I'm looking at Twitter. Oh, you're not. You're looking at YouTube. And I have a YouTube video up. Of what? Of the Chiefs Titans game. From this last weekend?
Starting point is 00:04:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The show is starting. I know. You should be focused on the show. You're right. Okay, let me turn that off. All right. I'm ready now.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Well, we're going to get the show started right now. Welcome to Tuesday. National Championship game was last night. How about that? Wow. Woo! Yeah. I didn't have a team.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Neither one of our teams. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. An ICU to a Trader Joe store in Kalamazoo. they donated thousands of pounds of food to a local shelter after the shelter's refrigeration system went down. So people who work at the Kalamazoo Gospel Mission say that 35,000 pounds of food from the store is the largest donation they've ever seen. The ministry says that the fridge went out, everything died, food is spoiling. But because Trader Joe stepped in, they'll have meals and also the spirits have been uplifted too.
Starting point is 00:04:54 So I thought that was pretty cool. That's a big old donation. So Trader Joe's, I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. League three stories. It's producer Raymond in college football. The Alabama Crimson Tide won the national championship over the Georgia Bulldogs last night, so congrats to them.
Starting point is 00:05:12 In weather news, the Arctic chill is out of here. Most of the country is going to warm up 10 to 20 degrees starting today. And finally, experts say this flu season could get even worse. 26 states have been affected. Doctors say it's not too late to get the flu shot. It costs around 30 bucks. So Amy Bowie Bones show. So Amy's not here again, and we've all been together for many, many years as a show.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Amy's been in the adoption process of five years. She finally got her kids. Another huge life moment for us. Lunchbox got married. Amy has these kids. I don't know. I have a girlfriend that I don't have a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:49 But what's the next big life event on the show? Is it producer Raymond? He's been to girlfriend for four years, engagement. Is it lunchbox and a baby? Ooh. What do you think? I think, I feel like lunchbox is fake news, so the fact that he's really trying,
Starting point is 00:06:11 I don't know if I can believe it or not. I mean, I feel like Lunchbox, if you want to have a baby, you'd have one right now. I say Ray gets engaged first. Am I the sleeper and I come through with an engagement? Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know where. Yeah. Lunchbox, where do you put your money?
Starting point is 00:06:25 I'm not fake news. I'm offended by that comment, but Ray's Bay is putting a lot of pressure on Purdue. or Raymond and I think he's ready because he wants a family and I think he gets engaged real soon. In 2018? Oh, oh. Real soon. Yeah, real soon.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Have you looked at rings, Raymond? That's a possibility. I mean... That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No, we've talked about it still deciding if we are going to go to the ring store. But she's mentioned it and I think it's a decent idea, but I still have to think about it some more. You've been together four years. You lived together.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Yeah. But no, no. I'd like it. ring stores I would be interested in learning more about rings but I mean I'm not necessarily gonna buy a ring on the spot at the ring store okay what happens first lunchbox is a baby Raymond gets engaged or I am in another relationship I'm sticking with Ray gets engaged Ray gets engaged because there's no hope for you oh is there anything on your play like have you like I have not been out I've not done anything nothing web
Starting point is 00:07:30 websites, nothing? Nothing. Not even an advertiser? No. Come on. Like not even like a phone, like a text. Between nothing, literally nothing. Between my dog being sick and me getting out of a relationship in like October or September last year, I've just kind of focused on that. Have you even looked at the menu? No. None. I don't even know what a menu is anymore. Where do I go? What do I do? I'm 37 now. So you haven't like seen someone and be like, huh, should I'd be interesting to pursue? Zero people. I don't even know who I would meet to meet somebody. Dude, you got to get on it. I mean, you don't have to, but if you...
Starting point is 00:08:03 I don't know what that means, though, get on it. I have no idea. Well, yeah, I don't... Do I go to a bar? I don't go to a bar? No, you don't go to bars. I'm done with that. Yeah. Raymond, you're up. We need another storyline. So if you would go ahead and get engaged, we have some new talk about. Well, and I mean, Amy took years and years, so I don't know why you guys are pressuring me. He spent four years. But she was able to drag that thing out for a way. She did it just for the show. Bobby Bones. Time for the positivity.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Lunchbox is here. Morgan number two is here. She's filling in for Amy. I have my story. And now let's do the good news. Here we go. There's a Texas school in Dallas specifically. 90% of the children come from low-income families.
Starting point is 00:08:51 And a lot of them don't have father influences in their life. So they said, hey, we need 50 men to come in and stand in when we do a breakfast with dad's event. So they were looking for 50, 600. men showed up. Wow. To volunteer to do. That's awesome. Way to go.
Starting point is 00:09:06 That's awesome. They showed a picture of the room and it's just dudes as far as you can see. Ready to step in and be dads. Yeah, that was pretty amazing. That's tell me something good from me. Lunchbox, what do you have? There's these five kids. They're walking across up creek and they're on a log when one of the kids slips, falls,
Starting point is 00:09:22 hits his head, knocked unconscious into the water. The kids pull him out to safety, wave down a car, save his life. So now they're being honored by the local police department. How old are they? They're in middle school. Wow. Morgan number two, what do you have? All right.
Starting point is 00:09:37 So New England Patriots fans are doing something good for the homeless. They went and watched the last game and brought blankets because it's super cold up in Boston. But the Patriots team asked everybody to leave their blankets when they left the game. That way they could give them to all the homeless people there. So 1,200 blankets were laundered and folded and now they're being distributed to the homeless. How about that? That's pretty amazing. That's a lot of blankets.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Tell me something's good. There it is. Feel good now. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. If you're stressed out, you can take your significant other shirt and put it up against your face and smell it. Apparently, it lowers your stress levels. Because it makes you feel comfortable.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Oh, that makes sense. I smell you're comfortable with. That's like Linus's blanket. You know, it's like it's a smell, it has a particular smell to it. Like, if I smell my wife, it'll make me feel good. You've been married for 12 years. Yeah. Has she changed her smell over 12 years?
Starting point is 00:10:31 She just got a new perfume. She smells a little different, but no, I can still, I know what she smells like. Do you remember her smell from when you first met her? Yes. No, I know. Dude, I'll never forget that, yes. Go ahead. It just, I mean, she used to like Jasmine or like lavender.
Starting point is 00:10:49 That's what it was. Lavender. And she wears this lotion. I just, I smelled that lavender all the time. Lunchbox, do you know what your wife smells like? No clue. I mean, I think you could give me three articles of clothing from three different chicks and I don't have no idea what my wife smells like. We have two.
Starting point is 00:11:03 dudes on this show. I know. We need Amy back. Bad. She will not be back this week. I don't think she's going to be back next week. There's no end. I'm not pressuring her to come back,
Starting point is 00:11:12 but you can smell your significant other shirt. Hillary's in here. Hillary's our phone screener. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Have you had a boyfriend recently? No, I haven't. When's the last time you had a boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:11:23 Ever? Oh, you've never had a boyfriend. Yeah, I don't want to bring this up. I remember. That's right. Yeah, dude. Hillary's 25 has never had a boyfriend. At 25.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Wow. Wait, so, have you been on one date? Two. Ever. Ever. Pretty crazy. Have you ever kissed a boy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Okay. Well, don't act like, yeah. Yeah. When? I guess it would have been the first date, I guess. I don't know. How old? 23.
Starting point is 00:11:56 You got your first kiss at 23 years old? Yeah. You're making me feel bad about myself. Don't let him. You'll always feel bad about yourself. You let him dictate how you feel about yourself. I'm not going to look at him anymore. So you got your first kiss at 23. Yeah, I guess I would have been 23.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Why no boys before that? I don't feel like I ever really found anybody who was like, oh, you know, I want to date them. And also, I was so focused on my career moving to Nashville that I knew I didn't want to start something with somebody in another city. But even in junior high. Yeah, I didn't kiss a girl until I was 13 or 14. And she had to because she had to because of the bottle. And she was like, oh, man. It really scarred me.
Starting point is 00:12:32 It was a fourth, but it still was one. But why never anyone... I don't feel like anybody liked me, or I didn't like them bad? I don't know. Nobody ever really... People always say that. Well, I'm sure people asked you, but nobody ever, like, asked me out on dates in high school and middle school.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Are you on the hunt? Um, if it, if somebody came about and I was like, oh, yeah, I'm interested, then... Sure. What are you looking for in a guy? What are the most important things? Um, they have to be nice. Nice. Okay, there you go.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Funny. There's one. Hold on. Nice. Got it. Funny? Funny. Funny.
Starting point is 00:13:02 That's funny. Got it. Treat their mom right. Okay. Do you prefer a type? Do you have a big muscular type? I don't really care. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I don't feel like I care. There you go. So we're just standard guy. Flabby. Oh, yeah. Ripped, all good. Sure. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I feel like I'll know when I meet them. You probably met a lot of good dudes. Have you ever seen any artists that come through? You're like, oh, I'd like to hang out with them. I don't really feel like I get to know them because it's just like, oh, hi. So I don't really know who they are as a person. But not getting to know them. Like when you see and you're like, man, I'd like to get to know that.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Because you look at them. Because deep down, you have to go on dates to get to know them. So initially you have to look at them and be like, okay, I could see grabbing some coffee with that cat. Who are you? Which artist do you like out and go? That's my type. Oh, gosh. That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Married or not, it doesn't matter. Who's your type? I really think, I know everybody, I feel like a lot of girls say it's Brett Eldridge because he's so. funny and he just had a good personality and he's not bad looking and he likes dogs all right Brett Eldridge there it is and listen I know Brett he'll probably be into that
Starting point is 00:14:12 yeah yeah yeah that dude slaves him wow Hillary so much that's a lot I wasn't expecting that I forgot she'd only been on a couple days ever huh look at you need to help her what do your parents say Hillary your parents say I'm sure they're happy about it my mom though I think she's probably getting a little concerned
Starting point is 00:14:30 she's like does anybody ever ask you or you know it's time to SOW those oats. What is your... Sothe those oats. Sow those oats. What's your Instagram name? Hillary dot Borden.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Hillary dot... You're going to throw her to the hogs? B-O-R-D-E-N. I already get messages, so it should be interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody go check it up. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day.
Starting point is 00:14:55 This story comes with us from Madison County, Illinois. A man got a brand new truck, and he's like, oh, what do you do with a brand new truck? Let's go drive on a fro. in pond. So he drove his truck out on the pond. Pond breaks. Oh, no. Truck sinks in the mud. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Stuck. So then he goes and rinse a backhoe and gets the backhoe stuck in the mud trying to get the truck out. Oh, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. He's out a bunch of money. Oh. Yeah. Bobby Ponce. Let's go to Arkansas
Starting point is 00:15:33 Talk to my old stepdad, Arkansas, Keith. Hey, good morning. Good, how you doing? Good, what's happening with you? We're headed up to do a little duck hunt today. You're going to duck hunt where? Up to Harris break in the Perryville. Who are you with?
Starting point is 00:15:49 My neighbor, Clay. Oh, there you go. Hey, so did you watch a game last night? To be honest with you, I fell asleep during the game. Probably before I got good, though. Yeah, but I got out and checked it out. morning on the replay. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:16:05 What time did you get up this morning? I got up about 3.30. I got a text message from them at 4, 15 or so. Yeah. Who were you pulling for last night, Alabama or Georgia? Yeah. Well, I wanted Georgia to win. I did, but what can I say?
Starting point is 00:16:22 Roll-tide, right? That's what you can say today. So, do you have Instagram at all? I do not have any Instagram. What's Instagram? So you don't know what Instagram is? Well, what do you think it is? Like, what do you think Instagram is like where you put messages out over there so everybody can see what you're doing?
Starting point is 00:16:43 Yeah, it's a picture site for the most part. You post pictures. So what about Twitter? Do you have a Twitter account? No, I don't have a Twitter account. What do you think Twitter is? Twitter's where you throw your thoughts out there so everybody can see them, right? Yeah, and you only get, you know, 280 characters.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Do you have a Facebook page? I know. I didn't have Facebook. So you're not on social media at all. No. I knew that. I know. Hey, when do you go back to work?
Starting point is 00:17:13 Are you still seasonal? Yes, I am. So when did the season start back at the park? First of March. You're looking forward to that, or you're still just like hunting every day? I'm kind of still in hunting mode right now. So, yeah, I'm not going to worry about it until it gets here. What are you looking forward to today?
Starting point is 00:17:31 What's the goal? Uh, kill a limit of ducks, man. That's what the goal is. Yeah, do some shooting. Have some fun. Is it just to shoot? No, it's not just to shoot. You know, I mean, we might not even see anything. I don't know. It's happened. It's just another adventure, you know? There it is. You never know about duck hunting. They may be there and they may not, so. All right. You have a dog with you? No, we don't.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Who goes to get the duck? Oh, you're going to get them yourself? Yeah, we're just going to wait in. We're hunting flooded timber today, so. Oh, so it's not deep. Yeah. All right. Well, talk to you soon. Okay. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Roll Tide. Yeah, right. I see you later. Bye-bye. There he is. I was polling for Alabama last night, all honesty. But I don't say roll Tide, because I'm a die-hardtrayback guy. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:20 That's your thing. He doesn't care. He'll say it because they won last night. Yeah, yeah. Bobby Pones. The Bobby Bones Show. I've been so mad. This woman is suing a hospital.
Starting point is 00:18:31 hospital in California because she says they left an eight-inch surgical instrument inside of her. Now, I don't know the process when doing surgery on someone, but I would think you would number everything or have some sort of system to check, do we have all the tools? The 52-year-old underwent surgery to have a tumor removed from her abdomen. She was discharged, April 19th of last year, but she just felt like something's not right. Like, there's something She just thought it was post-surgery. On May 1st, she had to
Starting point is 00:19:07 paint her back and her neck and it was spreading, they found some forcips in her. Forecepts. How do you leave that in someone? I don't know how to sue. I've never sued anybody. I would sue the brains out of this hospital.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah. It would be called the Bobby Bones Medical Center for all happy things. I put my face on the hospital. And then you're lost. will probably be in textbooks as like the forsoop lawsuit. How as a, listen, there are two professions where you can't mess up.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Yes. Being a pilot and being a doctor, a surgeon. That's it. Wow. There is, I'm someone that believes if you mess up, that's okay. You'll learn from it. That's not cool. You can't leave forcips inside of somebody.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I remember having surgery because I have my, from the bottom of my sternum all the way down to kind of my belt line was cut open when I was a kid. and they had to go in and because I rupture my spleen they take my spleen out and they don't leave anything in me that you know of no I've checked I feel great
Starting point is 00:20:09 wow I have scar tissue all on my stomach though still from being a kid I still have a really big scar too but when you have it forever I almost died yeah I read that in your book six more hours I would have drowned internally
Starting point is 00:20:20 in my own blood that's crazy man when I fell on the boat trailer because that's what happened I fell on a boat trailer I just hey walk it off and I couldn't breathe I was puking the next day.
Starting point is 00:20:30 And so they finally, we didn't go to the doctor. You know, we even go to the doctor. Wouldn't a thing then? Yeah, wasn't a thing. I was eight. Or six or eight. I think it was eight. Seven.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I don't know. How long were we in the hospital for? Forever. Yeah. Over a week. Yeah. Two weeks. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:20:45 It's back. It's back in my crazy days. It feels like forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine you come off of a family vacation. You fly into an airport, your home airport, and they take a airport. and they take you back to your car. And you're in one of those lots
Starting point is 00:21:04 where they say, hey, we'll take you to the airport and it stays parked here. But someone stole the tires and the rims from the car. Oh. A family was retrieving their vehicle after a trip to Florida. And they got there and two of the tires were stolen. It was parked in the airport parking garage
Starting point is 00:21:20 right on the ground and it was one of those where you park into it and then go to the long-term parking. Yes. And so they returned. It had to be an inside job, right? That's an inside job because they, They see the vehicle sitting there like, oh my gosh, you've got to come get these tires.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I'll let you in the gate. It also can't be quiet. You're not going to rip someone's tires off without some sort of scene. So, I saw that. That's just not something you expect to come back and have your car. I would have my car to be stolen before I would expect the tires to be also. Yes. I'm cutting these promos for our company.
Starting point is 00:21:54 And they have me pronouncing all these pop girls. So, hey, Morgan number two. How old are you? 25. Okay, say this girl's name. Say it. Camia Caballo. What?
Starting point is 00:22:08 Camila Cabello. Camila Cabello. Is how you say it. But it's not spelled like that. So I'm trying to pronounce it. Oh, so Cabello. Yeah, it's a, I can't do that accent. Can I Camia Cabo?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Camillo Cabo. I can't do that. And this is Havana. Yeah, you can do that. There's another one. Alessia Cara. That's not what I call. I always call her Alicia Kara.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Yeah. That's what, I mean, I guess it's... Alessi Akara. That's what I've been doing all morning. People are trying to get so cute with their names. Can we just keep it traditional? Like Bobby? I'm Bobbibones.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Bobby, Eddie. I'm going to start demanding they pronounce both Bs in my name. I'm Bob B. Bones. Exactly. Thank you. I want to do a never going to get it. Let me see this. Because you can call in here and jump in.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Here's the question. 70% of dads say they will not let their children touch this at the house. Oh. So most dads won't let their kids touch this. You can call us 877-77 Bobby. That's our phone number. Most dads say they will not let their kids touch this at the house. Just telling you right now, I have it.
Starting point is 00:23:17 You have two kids. Yes. Is what you have written down, what you don't let your kids touch? Correct. Huh. Lunchbox, do you have it? Oh, I got it. Dad to be?
Starting point is 00:23:25 It was easy. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, here's the question. 70% of dads say, you can't touch this to the kids. Hey, Chelsea in Ohio. Good morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:23:39 What do you think this is? The TV screen. That's not it. Are you married? Yes, my husband goes crazy when my kids set the TV screen. Oh, like their hands actually on the screen. Yeah, yeah. How old are your kids?
Starting point is 00:23:54 Two and four. Yeah, that's the age where they touch things. That's a thing. Yeah, yeah. That's not the answer. I appreciate you calling. What are you doing today? I'm on my way to work.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Yep. What kind of job you have? I'm a guidance counselor. Oh, wow. How about that? That's a noble profession. Yes. Saving the youth of America. Amen to that. They need it. I've been watching the youth. They need saved right now. Hey, thank you, Chelsea, for calling. I appreciate you. You all! Thank you very much. Let's go over to Joseph in Virginia.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Hey, Joseph, 70% of dad said they won't let their kids touch this. The remote? The remote. Okay. That's not it. No, no. Joseph, you have any kids? I have two And you don't let them touch your remote? Not when I'm watching a good show That's not it
Starting point is 00:24:43 I appreciate you buddy Thank you I see it Eddie what do you think the answer is Look I have two kids And I often find myself telling them Kids don't touch my tools Oh the tools
Starting point is 00:24:52 Leave my tools alone Show me tools Come on really Lunchbox It's easy guys Beer alcohol What don't touch my beer That's a gimmie
Starting point is 00:25:01 That's a law Kids don't rob the bank That's not a lot Don't steal stuff from the store, kids Kids don't rob the man walking down the street with a crowbar Show me kids don't touch the beer You're gonna be a good parent The answer is
Starting point is 00:25:18 Thermostat Oh I don't even think kids could reach that They get chairs and get up there now Lunchbox should read this story? Yeah this lady from Texas She was in Louisiana with her family And she stopped by the supermarket
Starting point is 00:25:32 grabbed a bag of raw oysters and sucked down like 12 of them. And then she had an allergic reaction of some sorts. And that's what they thought. And then she had a flesh-eating bacteria and she died. She died because she went and bought these oysters. Now, I don't know what the difference is because I eat raw oysters at the restaurant. I'll go and say, I'll take six of those. It was a little horseradish.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Right. No big deal. Pulled little oil on them. Got it on a half shell. Take them down. Perfect. But I don't know what the difference is. It's a flesh-eating bacteria.
Starting point is 00:26:02 And what's the difference in the ones I'm getting at the restaurant and the ones that she got at the supermarket? Nothing. I mean, they give you, all of those have warnings that these are raw, this is a raw food and it could cause any whatever. But we never think that's going to happen. There's got to be something different about this, though. She fought it off for 21 days and then she passed away. Wow. Man, I love my oysters. Like, love them and I'll eat them raw.
Starting point is 00:26:28 There just has to be something about this that's not the same as restaurants. That's why I asked if anybody works at a restaurant, we'll call. And so while somebody calls to kind of relax me a bit, I had oysters for breakfast. I had oysters for dinner. I woke up, I had three dozen oysters as soon as I woke up. Put a little horse radish on it, Tabasco sauce. That's scary. How tragic that that's how you end up dying.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah. By eating oysters. So I see the phone lines are blowing up. I'll come back to that in one second. I got a bunch of Christmas cards from people and I didn't check the mail since Christmas. and really nice Christmas cards. It's like families and kids. And I think, am I supposed to text them back and say,
Starting point is 00:27:07 hey, I got your Christmas card? It looks fantastic. Or do I just throw it away? Because I don't keep it. And they put a lot of work into it. So do I text back and comment on it? My wife puts them on display and I just sit there and I never text anybody. We don't text anybody.
Starting point is 00:27:22 And then once Christmas is over, throw them in the recycle bin. I feel like people waste too much money in this world. I feel like people waste money on this too. They're going to last a couple of things. weeks. Like, what are you doing? You spent probably 100 bucks on those things. People were texting me to get my address so they could send the cards. And I ignored some of them because I thought, don't waste it on me. Yeah, I don't want you to go buy other cards because you ran out of cards. But yeah, I felt like I should send a couple texts back. I mean, hey, I got your Christmas card.
Starting point is 00:27:48 That's a really great picture of the family. Oh, the baby looks cute with those glasses on, but I just thought they wanted my address because they were sending me a present, not a Christmas card. I'm going to send you a present. No one's going to send you a present. You thought you were getting a present from other random adults? Absolutely. Why else would you ask for my address? Did you get a bunch of presents from your family at Christmas? No, I told me. We drew names. I only got like two presents. I got a book and a bag from my brother. You realize you're 36 years old? I understand that, but you expect more than that. I thought my mom would at least have something like, oh, I bought you this. I couldn't help it. My sister,
Starting point is 00:28:21 nothing. And you were disappointed. Very disappointed. I walked home with two items. Two items I came home from Christmas with. That's not a very good deal. Cody in Florida. Hey, how you doing? Hey, good. You hear me talking about oysters. Can you shed some light on this?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Yeah, I actually have my own oyster boat, and I go out and, you know, pick them up. And it's actually, this virus is actually in the oysters itself. It's from the Gulf of Mexico. I'm assuming that's probably where they got them. But you have to watch where you get the oysters from because there is a flesh-eating virus than the Gulf of Mexico.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Why would a store sell Gulf of Mexico oysters then? Well, you see, it really depends on where you get them. I get mine out of Cedar Key and they're all right, but there are places that it does infect the oyster. So will you take an oyster and crack it when you find it and eat it? Say that again? Will you take an oyster if you just, like, if you're, what do you call it? Oyster boating, oyster fishing?
Starting point is 00:29:27 Hunting? What do you call? What do I call? Yeah, what's the process called of going to get oysters? Is it oysterin? Is it oyster boating? It's what? Oystering.
Starting point is 00:29:41 It's oystering. Oistering. So you go oyster in, right? Will you crack an oyster and eat it right then? Oh, yeah. Okay, so that's safe then. Huh? Yeah, that's safe, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:51 And so when a restaurant comes and they say, okay, this is where the oysters from. If they say Gulf of Mexico, say pass. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. Hey, thanks for the call. I appreciate that, Cody. Yeah, no problem.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Appreciate you. Here we go. Okay. We're going to play Riddle Me This coming up in a second. Yes. We haven't played this in a bit. I'll give you... Whoa.
Starting point is 00:30:13 People are going to Google it, though, if I give it. You two don't Google it. You're only in this one. Only you two. Okay. Okay. What has... What ship has two mates, but no captain?
Starting point is 00:30:27 What ship has two mates but no captain? We'll come back. We'll do that one. We'll play Riddle Me This. I was reading a story about Ed Shearron yesterday and said that when he travels around, he has his entourage. And he makes someone in his entourage
Starting point is 00:30:43 always have ketchup on them at all times because he loves ketchup so much. What's the best Ed Shearin song? Um, the slow one. When you're on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that it? This is some kind of remix.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Honey, yeah. Some. Time's in our lives From the movie We all have pain Yeah that song doesn't need a remit No it doesn't DJ DJ Roberto Waiso
Starting point is 00:31:13 The dance party Friday morning dance party Yeah yeah yeah Yeah no it should just be this here There you go It should always just be this I think this is a When your legs don't work like they used to before
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah that's good and then this was a jam. What's this one called? Shape of you? Yeah. And the thing is, he's always got ketchup. So wherever he is.
Starting point is 00:31:40 If somebody in your entourage had to carry something all the time, what would you have? Lunchbox, what would you have them carry all the time? Ooh, barbecue sauce. Oh,
Starting point is 00:31:48 you're going with the condiment as well. That's all, well, you're on condiments. It can be anything, though, anything. Like mine would probably be a phone charger or a word there's original.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Good one. At all times, I want one of those two. It doesn't have to be a condiment. It can be anything. Oh, okay. All right, I'm going to go with a soccer ball. Hey, you want to kick it around?
Starting point is 00:32:09 That poor guy that has to carry a soccer ball everywhere. You can't even put that in your pocket. The guy's always carrying around a soccer. I hate me in his entourage. It has to be inflated at 32 PSI. Eddie? Oh, gum. Somebody has to have gum.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Because I'm always asking who has gum. I need gum. Sorry, you got bad breath. You're always asking that? Yeah, I've never heard you ask. I've never heard him asses ever. You never have gum lunchbox and bones. you don't because when you buy a pack of gum
Starting point is 00:32:34 is gone in one piece. Yeah, but that's a metaphor for my life. You buy one? It's not just gum. Anything that I do, I go all the way. All the way. That's why I can't have sweets in my house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Nothing. Yeah. Because I'll eat all of it. And sometimes I'll try to make things that are pretty healthy, but have a little, because I like, there's a little something sweet after dinner.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Oh, yes. I like to eat. I'm not fully satisfied until just have a little something sweet. You have a little dessert, a little bit dessert. This is a little something on a tongue. Because I get that and I feel satisfied. So what do you have at the house that's a little...
Starting point is 00:33:06 Right now, I have a Wothers original plant. Plant? Yeah, it's a plant and all these Wothers original are taped to it that I had given to me as a gift. Because I love that old person candy. And so if I had a good day, if I felt like the show was pretty good, and I feel like I ate right and worked out,
Starting point is 00:33:23 I'll have one Werders Original. That's your treat for the day. That's my reward. Wow. Not a treat. Oh, your reward. You deserve that. It's a reward.
Starting point is 00:33:31 So I have one where there's original. original. Wow. From the tree. From the Wothers Street. From the Wothers Tree. I should take a picture of it today and show it to you guys. It's almost dead though now. Oh, because it's empty. It was sent to me when I was putting the Radio Hall of Fame. Wow, it's been a while. Lauren Petrowski sent it to me. Oh, I had like 1,000 Wothers Original. Dang, dude. Lots of treats. Good days. On my Instagram, too, there's a picture of Jim and Dwight from the office, except it's not really them. It's two people that were arrested robbing a place, and it looks just like both of them. Just like them. Did you see it? Oh, it's hilarious. Do you see the new story?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Oh, yeah. They were breaking it. I mean, they had a problem with drugs, but yes. You can look at them and think there's something up. That's so funny. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Our show Instagram, if you want to see videos of behind the scenes too during the show, is Bobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 00:34:18 So there's two Instagram accounts for you right there if you want to follow those. I asked you guys in a game of Riddle Me This, what has, what ship has two mates, but no captain? Okay, what ship has two mates But no captain? Lunchbox? Well, that's a friendship. A friendship. A mate?
Starting point is 00:34:39 Lunchbox. You're wrong. It could possibly, but not really. Eddie? No wait, it's a relationship. It's a relationship. Hit it. Yeah, because friendships, many people can be in a friendship.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Two mates? A mate is friends. Like, you're my mate. This isn't matter anyway. We're not arguing about something. Eddie, but you got the question. It's right. It doesn't count of the point. Wait, can I do my thing?
Starting point is 00:34:58 No, you didn't win the game. Oh. Well, we're going to play now. the game called Riddle Me This. Or as we call it on the show. Riddle me this? What is one thing you can put into a bucket and make it lighter?
Starting point is 00:35:16 What's the one thing you can put into a bucket and make it lighter? Riddle me this. What's the one thing you put into a bucket and make it lighter? Lock your answers in. Lunchbox, what do you have? Air.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Eddie. Fire. No, the answer is a hole. I'm sorry about that Riddle me this What is put on a table And cut but is never eaten What's put on a table
Starting point is 00:35:53 Cut But never eaten Riddle me this The guys are writing their answers down right now What's put on a table Cut and never eaten All right they're locked in Lunchbox what do you have?
Starting point is 00:36:14 Appeal Appeal Eddie Tablecloth A tablecloth A tablecloth no It's a deck of cards It's a deck of cards
Starting point is 00:36:19 Oh I'm Gosh, I'm doing... Cut the cars. I'm not doing well. We're here. I'm struggling because I'm like, I don't put that on the table. What is coming but never arrives? What?
Starting point is 00:36:34 What's coming but never arrives? I got nothing. I don't even understand the question. What's coming but never arrives? Like, it's always coming, but it never arrives. Okay, I'm in. Eddie? Something.
Starting point is 00:36:55 No. Lunchbox. Anticipation. No. The answer is... What is it? What is that? We got nothing now.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Tomorrow, tomorrow. I love you tomorrow. Tomorrow's always coming, but it never arrives. It absolutely arrives. No, tomorrow never arrives. Because it's always tomorrow. There's always tomorrow. Don't get too deep.
Starting point is 00:37:18 See, because I thought about that and I was like, no. Oh, stop it. I had that. But Socrates said back in 13th. But like if I have an appointment tomorrow, I go to my appointment tomorrow. But tomorrow doesn't come. Yes, that becomes today. That's today when you go to your appointment.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Well, you guys are thinking too deep. There we go. All right, what else? None. No, that's it? You got none. We can't continue if you have none. That was terrible.
Starting point is 00:37:39 We miss Amy. Amy would get one of those. No, she wouldn't have. Yeah, she got all of them probably. She would have been like kale. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Amy's 32nd skinny. All right, I'm in for Amy. Jake Owen's growing his hair back. Thank goodness. The world just hasn't been. It just hasn't been the same. No. I was walking in the street yesterday.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I thought something's off. Oh, Jake Owen's hair. He's announced he's growing his hair back. He cut it. I like it cut. But who cares what I like? Jake Owen also has a podcast that you should check out. It's behind the scenes of his life.
Starting point is 00:38:11 It's called Good Company with Jake Owen. Search that out. Also, Pink is headed to the Super Bowl. She'll sing the national anthem before the game in Minneapolis. The Super Bowl is February 4th and Justin Timberlake is the halftime performer. That's a 30-second skinny. You think chicken soup is actually good for a cold? Because that's what we always heard.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Hey, take chicken soup. what do you think about this? Absolutely. My mom told me it was, I'll always eat chicken noodle soup, so it has to be. It actually is. Chicken soup prompts your immune system to work more efficiently. It eases cold and flu symptoms as effectively as over-the-counter cold medicine. I thought that was some sort of urban legend.
Starting point is 00:38:47 You just eat chicken soup, and it makes you think you're better so you start to get better. It eases it. Now it's real. The average American engagement is how long? What do you think? Eight months. How long were you engaged, Xbox? Six months.
Starting point is 00:38:59 The wife was ready. I mean, she was ready to get. with me. Oh, boy. She was. She was ready to walk down that aisle, so she planned it quick. You think she thought maybe you'd slip away? She thought maybe I'd change my mind or get cold feet, so she went ahead, did the planning
Starting point is 00:39:15 and said, let's do this quick. So she wanted to lock down the prize. Yes. The average American engagement is 16 months. Whoa. I think of, which, by the way, let me check this poll because we asked early on in the show what the next big life event was for this show. Lunchbox got married, then Amy has two kids, and that's why she's not here. But the options were producer Raymond getting engaged. He's
Starting point is 00:39:40 been with a girlfriend for four years. Lunchbox having a kid or me just simply finding a girlfriend. And you would think that me finding a girlfriend's not that big of a deal in the grand scheme. I've done it a bunch of times, well, four in my life. Yeah. So it's a big deal. So what's the winner? Lunchbox, a baby lunchbox with 53%. All right. All right. Hey, I'm winning something finally. That means, though, our listeners have no faith and in the next nine to ten months,
Starting point is 00:40:07 I'm going to have a girlfriend. Correct. Thanks, guys. They got your back. Appreciate that. That question's up on our Bobby Bone Show Twitter. At Bobby Bone Show, if you want to check that out. Bobby Bone Joe.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Oh, my point was, by the way, I had a point with this, is that if I ever get engaged, it's going to be two weeks away. Well, that depends. That depends what your wife wants. No, I'm going to marry someone. Uh-oh. That wants to do that.
Starting point is 00:40:32 When I know it's time to be getting gay, just time to get married. Let's just go and get the show on the road. We'll ask you that question then. No, no, no, you need to. Yes, we do. Okay. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show. Stayed up late last night watching Georgia and Alabama.
Starting point is 00:40:46 And had it been anybody else, I would root for either one of those schools, I like both the schools. But I was reading for Bama last night. I predicted before the game that Bama would win. Tim McGraw, I tweeted me. You see that? He's awesome, dude. I cannot believe you didn't take him up on the vet. No, I didn't want, I was betting on Alabama.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I didn't bet anything. He said, hey, let's double or nothing because I took Arkansas over LSU between Tim and I and Arkansas won. So Tim owes me dinner. And so he tweeted me last night. He said, hey, let's bet. So I'll take Bama. He said, no, I'll take Bama. So we didn't bet.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I was like, come on, one of you guys take Georgia, please. So, but Tim owes me dinner. And I think he's in town next week. Yeah, the tweet said, like, dinner, like the next. week or what? So if we do go to dinner next week, I'm telling you guys, just from my heart. I just want you guys to know. And I just want to be upfront and transparent.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I'm going to run that bill so high. Oh. Yeah, when a rich man's paying? We're not eating barbecue either. Hey, Timmy! Hey, what's the most expensive restaurant in Nashville? Will you Google that Morgan number two? Google most expensive dinner in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Yeah, I don't want to see that menu, too. I don't care what it is, that's where I want to go. Hey, Timmy! I had a barbecue stain on my white t-shirt. She was killing me in that many stir. I don't get out a lot in Nashville. Because I work Monday, through Friday, and I'm on the road most weekends. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:13 The fancy places, anyway. Work came to town. They're still in town, New York and L.A. are here because they're kind of reviewing our show as a whole. And they say, hey, let's go to dinner. And they always pay for dinner. and I took them somewhere and the dinner of the tab was $22 because that's where I usually go.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Yeah. I was like, dang. I guess they're used to people just raking them over the cold. Since their pain, yeah. Yeah, take them to the nice place. I just like to go places I'm comfortable and the whole tab was $22.
Starting point is 00:42:39 But Timmy! What are I doing that? Morgan number two, what have you found the most expensive place in Nashville? Honestly, they're all steakhouses. Okay, that's fine? Jeff Ruby's Steakhouse.
Starting point is 00:42:51 What's the most expensive item? You have the menu up over there? No, hold on. Plan out my meal. I'm going to play this song. You can get multiple things, dude. You know, that wouldn't be nice if I got multiple entrees. Let me take the fish, the steak, and the chicken.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Let's see what kind of meal we can put together. Timmy! Come on. The Bobby Bone Show. Tim McGraw tweeted me last night, tried to get me to bet on the national championship game. And we both were taking Alabama, so we didn't bet. And so we have a bet already that he owes me. for when I picked Arkansas, my team over LSU, his team.
Starting point is 00:43:27 So he owes me dinner. And he was like, hey, we'll go get that dinner next week. So we've been looking at restaurants. I had a barbecue stain on my white t-shirt. Lunchbox, what do you have over there? What restaurant? I got you at the catbird seat. It's 22, only 22 people sit.
Starting point is 00:43:40 It's a U-shaped table, and you sit around the kitchen, and you watch the chef cook. Wow. So you don't even get to pick what you eat. They just make it, and you eat it. It's about average $158 per person. And if you have questions about the meal throughout, then The chef is happy to answer questions and share with you tricks of the trade. Wow.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Yep. Timmy! I had a barbecue stain on my white t-shirt. Morgan number two, what, Mill, are you presenting for me whenever it's suggested where we go? Go ahead. All right. I'm going to have you guys go to Cinema, Nashville. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:11 And it runs you about $100 apiece, roughly. Is that without drinks? Because I'll order all the drinks and, like, just pour them out. Yeah. I take your finest wine, please. 1912 burd. And then. Oh, excuse. I don't like...
Starting point is 00:44:25 I'll take another one. Or get a suicide of all the sodives. Yes. Timmy! Timmy! Come on! So what's your place called? It's called Cinema Nashville.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Cinema Nashville. Yep. And you're going to get a cheese and butcher board for $29. Okay. And you're going to get a salad each for $13 a piece and a 12-ounce bison ribeye for $56. Bison. Not bad. You didn't watch a movie during it?
Starting point is 00:44:50 Cinema. I mean, that sounds like it. I never heard it. I haven't heard it. of those places. I gotta tell you. I'm not cultured in the scene. Mike D. What do you have? If I'm setting up a dinner with McGraw next week, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:45:02 We can go to Jeff Ruby Steakhouse. Most expensive thing on the menu. Steak and lobster for $92. Oh! Timmy! Yay! I bet that's delicious. Wow. Well, we'll see if
Starting point is 00:45:17 Timmy's. Hey! Man. I can book anywhere by dropping his name too, right? Of course. I can call Catbird. See, and be like,
Starting point is 00:45:27 yeah, I like to book Tim, Faith, and Bobby. Mm-hmm. We're 10 minutes out. Well, I come to the listeners hat in hand right now. I didn't know what this was the thing. Huh. Well, I'm an idiot.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Oh, man. You kind of, you kind of, what do you call? Screwed the pooch? Yeah. Breaking news here. I actually lost the bet to Tim McGrath. I didn't win it.
Starting point is 00:45:53 And you made this scenario a little bit harder for you now. Well, I was thinking we'd go to some French place called chilis. Jolets. It's got a little red pepper on it. Yeah, a little pepper. Yeah. Oh, no. I just assumed Arkansas won.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I just always felt like Arkansas wins in my heart. I forgot LSU beat us this year. And then you think, no wonder he brought up the tweet. No wonder he brought up the dinner. Oh, that's right. I owe him to me a dinner. The good news is all those restaurants are booked for the next two months. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Hey. Hey. She was killing me in that minster. Oh. Barbecue sounds good. You know, now that you mention it. Yeah, a little. That's not quite, or blue apron.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Oh, blue apron. If I have to pay. That's nice. I got a free deal with them. Yeah, maybe. I'm such an idiot. And I told Morgan number two. I said, hey, I won the bet.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Why has the website say different than all the listeners are you didn't win the bet, dude? That people are taking pictures of the score and posting it to me on Twitter? Man. Oh, man. and we'll just see about I had a barbecue We did a whole bit on how expensive I was going to run the bill up
Starting point is 00:47:00 I was just kidding We were just doing a parody And now you gave him ideas He's probably not awake yet Nobody text him hey Yeah yeah Hey can we take this off the podcast? The Bobby Bones
Starting point is 00:47:13 Show I want to bring in Hillary our phone screener Because something's happening around here And I don't want to put any name out there. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:47:26 But you tell me if this is creepy. What's happening with someone picking lint off your shirt every day? What? Who is doing that? So Hillary is our phone screener. She's new to the show. She's 25. There's a man.
Starting point is 00:47:43 A male who works here and will come up to her every day. And what does he do? I feel like it's only having a couple times. What does he do? I just pick like a fuzz or something off my name. shirt. But it's a whole thing. Like every day he comes to you and goes, hey, let me pick the fuzz off your shirt.
Starting point is 00:47:57 I don't think it happens like that. More than once, though. More than once? Who brought this up to me? Oh, Raymond did. Okay, because Raymond's in the glass room. 100% factual. What happens in this scenario? This individual will say Hillary, backcheck, and she will turn around. Oh, back check. Yeah. And she'll turn around.
Starting point is 00:48:14 And she'll turn around and they'll pick hair, fuzzy, stuff that's gotten on her back. What on early? You have to stop the back. check. That's creepy. I don't think anything of it. It's not weird to me. But you should, because that's weird. That some adult man will come up to you. And it's not us. Okay, it's not us. It's not us in the studio. Okay. And go, hey, Hillary, back check and then you turn around. Hillary, that's creepy. Well, I mean, I don't know it's on the back of my shirt. Nobody else tells me in the studio, so. You have to, don't do back check anymore. Okay. Hillary told us this morning, and I forgot, Hillary's our new phone,
Starting point is 00:48:52 screener. She's been on two dates her entire life. How many guys have you kissed? Those two. Both of the guys. Dang, that's 100%. Oh, I don't have an option. It just happened. They just went in? Yeah. She's kissed two dudes her whole life. She's been on two dates. Her whole life. She's 25 years old. Have you been on, what are the apps? Bumble? No, I have never done any of that. No, I stay out Tinder. Tender's too much. Like, I don't know. I wouldn't do any of it. It would make me uncomfortable. But why would you not do any of it? I feel like I'm a very like old school person, like traditional person. And how's that worked out for you? Not well so far, obviously, but...
Starting point is 00:49:30 And I come to you from a place of love because I also, it doesn't work out for me either. Okay. It's not worked out for me ever. So look at me. Don't be me is my message here. You don't want to be me. Have you, did you kiss either of these guys more than once or was it just one kiss, one kiss? So you've only had two kisses your whole life. Yeah, because it was just one date for each. Oh my Lord. You've never even been on two dates with the same dude. Mm-mm. And where did you meet these guys that you went out with? One was, my friends always give me a hard time.
Starting point is 00:49:57 I don't give anybody a chance. We were at a festival and this guy wouldn't leave me alone. A music festival. Yeah, and they're like, just do it. Just go. Like, you've never been on a date. Just do it. Wait, the guy wouldn't leave her alone.
Starting point is 00:50:07 That's not really how you want to go into it. I know. It was not me thinking. It was not good. How old were you? I was 23. Your first date at 23. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:50:16 She met her new guy doing back check. And then the back check guy. Is that a thing? No. And how did the second date happen? It was through a mutual friend. Apparently he had been trying to get his friends to set up a date with me for like months, seven months. And I didn't know about it.
Starting point is 00:50:31 And then I randomly met him and he asked if I wanted to do something. So I thought why not? Wow. That's amazing. Yeah. He must have really liked you for seven months. I know. And it didn't go well?
Starting point is 00:50:42 No, it just didn't work out. Neither one of them did. And what are you looking for specifically in a man? Just my he's going to treat me nice. I guess. Well, a lot of guys will treat you guys. I don't. Nobody really comes, like, y'all think people come up and ask me, like, every day, but nobody's
Starting point is 00:50:56 really asking me to go out anywhere. I can fix that. Yeah, just give your Twitter name out. People will be all over you. The problem is, you're saying you're old school. I hate to tell you, old school has changed to where online is a thing. Like, it's the new thing. Like, old school, you've got to go out and do.
Starting point is 00:51:11 It's a thing. But that's what I'm saying, you've got to go out and do stuff. Like, you've got to be more social if you think people are just going to come up to you. Like, I don't know what you do, but. Listen, you can call. me a hypocrite for this conversation because I don't do anything either. But there's no reason that you should have only been on two dates at 25 years old. I don't know. Do you even care? Like, do you like
Starting point is 00:51:30 guys? I like guys. Fair question. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. 100%. Wow. Yeah. But I don't know. It's not like people are really asking me. I'm open to it. We should do like a dating game. Oh boy. But we have to know the people. Yeah. It needs to be people, y'all know. Because one of it's some creeper and they kidnapped me. I know those two, though. You never see me in. Yeah, yeah, I know those people too. I got a buddy for you.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Oh, God. Maybe not lunchboxes' picks. I trust Bobby and Eddie. We got you. Wow. I'm shocked by the whole thing. I'll post a picture of Hillary on my Instagram. And we'll just test the waters.
Starting point is 00:52:09 We'll see what happens. Is back check single? No. Okay. Hey, stop doing back check. Okay, no back check then. No more. Hey, Raymond, shut down the back check if it happened anymore.
Starting point is 00:52:17 All right. Okay. Thank you, Hillary. Will you tell us off air who Backcheck is? Yes. Okay, okay. Yes, I'll tell you off here. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I want to know. No Amy this week. So she's out. I don't know how long she's going to be out. If you're new to the show, Amy, my main co-host, adopted two kids from Haiti. The process was five years. She's adjusting. At times, it's super difficult.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Obviously, she's just two kids now. A 10-year-old and a 7-year-old. they don't know English, they're from an orphanage, they live their entire life. There's just so many adjustments in Amy's life right now. And so Eddie has two kids, our video producer, Eddie took his two kids over to meet Amy's kids. I did. It feels like Erkel met the Tanners on Full House. The two TGIF shows coming together.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Yeah, that's what it feels like. So how was it? It was good, you know? I mean, I hadn't really seen, I hadn't seen her. We've been texting back and forth. And I wanted to get our kids to meet and then me actually meet the kids. And it was really good. I'm so happy for them and proud of them
Starting point is 00:53:22 because I felt like Amy was going to be like just the house was going to be a wreck and all that. And it wasn't. It was really like, oh no, she wouldn't let me come over until she cleaned the house. She's still in presentation mode. So she must have cleaned it before I got there. That's the first thing I thought when I got there.
Starting point is 00:53:38 How did the kids do together, though? They were good. There's definitely a language barrier. So my kids didn't like make the effort to like even think that they had, they spoke a different language. They just kind of acted with each other. Like the two older ones, they started just sat next to each other while my son read and she watched TV.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Like I thought that was kind of cool. Like they're not really talking, but they hung out. So they just, they just sat next to each other. And then the little one, just kind of her little one hung on to my wife the whole time and just played with my wife while my junior junior just looked for food all over Amy's house. Yeah, so you have a four-year-old. I think he's the size of Amy's seven-year-old. He is. Those seven-year-old, he's really small.
Starting point is 00:54:16 It's funny because I think her. her seven-year-old's pretty small. My four-year-old's a little smaller for his age, too. So we both have little, I guess, smaller kids for their ages. Were you little? No, not that I know of why. I guess I was kind of a little shorter than everyone else, except when I was a sophomore in high school, I got tall.
Starting point is 00:54:36 You were the, you were short? Yeah, I mean, I didn't even have beard anything. I think puberty came late. You have a beard? No, like all my friends and, like, freshmen were shaving. I'm like, no, no, shave. Like, that's crazy. Do you think you'll go back over?
Starting point is 00:54:47 there with your kids? Yes. I told Amy we have to do this more because Amy and I, we never really hung out because my life was completely different than hers. And now it's like, this is awesome. Like we're going through the same stuff. And especially with her husband, her and me and her and her husband really got to talking a lot. And I think we'll be doing it a lot more. I say they probably will never go back over there. Lunchbox? Never. No, no chance. Come on. The Bobby Bone Show. Men become far less alpha when they have daughters. They become far less sexist when they have daughters. Research found that men in positions of power
Starting point is 00:55:22 are also more likely to hire a woman if they have a daughter because it opens their eyes to what's really happening in the world. I believe it. When you have a female, it actually makes you understand and appreciate what females have to go through. I thought that was pretty interesting. And I know a lot of dudes who are like that, who I don't want a dollar, I don't want a daughter, and they have one.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Oh, it's changed my life. I never thought I would feel this way once I had a daughter. If you're listening now and you have a husband or a boyfriend or a dad and you saw him go from er to like a more human. Call us. That would be interesting. So interesting. If you had this alpha man husband. Big old macho man.
Starting point is 00:56:07 And then you had a daughter and it changed. Call us. 877-77 Bobby. That's our phone number. That's why I hope Lunchbox has a daughter. 877 Bobby You think he'll change lunchbox
Starting point is 00:56:21 Like a daughter Would just make him more Yes Man why do you wish that upon me What having a daughter? Yeah Because I think it'll Change you for these reasons here
Starting point is 00:56:30 In a good way for sure I understand it would change me In those ways you wanted to But what's wrong with me right now A son would be great for me If you had a girl And you did like a reveal And you pulled a pink piece of cake
Starting point is 00:56:42 I would hurt It would hurt I've been at one where guy, they did the balloons and they pop out of the box, he grabbed a six-pack of beer and goes, I guess I'm getting drunk and he just went in his room and played video games for us the night. That's terrible. Oh, no. Yeah, he didn't come out of room.
Starting point is 00:56:56 How is he now, though, with his daughter? Oh, he's good now. He's good now. Like, she has him wrapped around her finger, but when it happened, it was life's over. But I think that's what guys who are alpha male and sexist feel. It's just a natural reaction. It wouldn't be my natural reaction. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Well, he was being honest. It was feelings. It was feelings. And you said feelings can be wrong. How you act on them can be. Like, what he did was not a good action. It made for an awkward party. Yeah, you think.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Was reading the story last night about how men get way less alpha male, way less sexist, once they have a daughter. And so, Billy on in Arkansas. Hey, dude. Hey, what's up, Bobby? Appreciate you calling. You want to talk about this? Yeah, my wife, she's due March 24th. and just from the second we found out it was a girl,
Starting point is 00:57:49 it's completely changed my life. You know, in little ways, but in little ways it's made it big ways. Like, just the whole outlook of being a dad, when we first found out I wanted to be, you know, I wanted it to be a boy, boy, boy, boy. But, you know, whenever I found out it was a girl, I sat at work that next day and I bawled like a baby. Because you didn't want a girl.
Starting point is 00:58:15 No, because it freaking hit me that I was about to have a baby girl. You know, part of the reason, too, that we as guys don't think girls are the first option for us. We don't understand them. Correct. So it's easier for us. We're dumb. Men are dumb. And so we want to raise what we know and we know us.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Yeah. It's a lot easier to raise a boy. Because we know boys. and because they're just, they can get dirty and it's okay. Yeah, so can girls. And Billy, you haven't even had her yet. Exactly. I mean, wife's two months away.
Starting point is 00:58:56 And like last night I laid in bed with my head on the wife's belly. And I could sit there and feel coyly in there moving around and, you know, moving. And I sat there and I was like, this is absolutely amazing, you know. You got to call us back after you have her. Like a month after you have her, You got to call us back and fill us in. Yes, sir. And, hey, first time call her, I want to say, first off, congratulations to Amy for getting the kids home during the Christmas break.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I literally could not sit still because I wanted to know if she got those kids on. So congratulations to her. Appreciate that, Billy. I'll tell her. And thank you for calling, bud. Appreciate you. I appreciate you. Hey, Brianna.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Hey. Hey, how are you? You're married, right? Yes, I am. Do you have a girl? I do. She just turned two. And how'd your husband deal with that?
Starting point is 00:59:46 Well, at first, super upset. We actually both wanted a boy. So when we found out it was a girl, I mean, it completely changed both of our outlooks, but mainly his. And now that she's here, I mean, it's completely changed his life. And just his outlook on life, his patience, and just everything. And it's been wonderful. And it's all he wants now. You know, if we have another one, he wants a girl.
Starting point is 01:00:11 He wants a girl now. Yes. Yes. Wow. So when I read this story, it said it makes men that are super macho a little less macho because they realize that's probably not how life really is. Do you feel like that's true? Yes, I do. And you saw with your own eyeballs right in your house? Yes, I did. That's cool. Hey, thank you for calling. Yeah, no problem. Appreciate you. Appreciate the story. That's good stuff there. Okay, let's go.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Raymond, our audio producers in, he's been pitching this. this Crazy Ray segment every day. So, oh, he's crazy already. So we do weather every morning, and Ray wants to do this on all the stations. So Crazy Ray, good morning. Woo! Morning it's Crazy Ray! Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:58 What's your first city of Crazy Ray? Tampa. Okay, do the Tampa Weather, Raymond. Hey, it's Crazy Ray, the weather guy, Tampa, Cloudy, Chance of Rain, Hide Under an Orange Tree! What do you say? Hide under an orange tree. You still have to enunciate of that.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He screams too loud. It's really loud. Okay. Crazy Ray, what else you have? Austin, Texas, partly cloudy, maybe rain, but keep it weird. Remember, you have to wrap it up. I'm Crazy Ray the Weather guy.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Woo! Woo! Oh, man. You're struggling, right? Struggling. This is your tryout, dude. You're not feeling crazy today? I'm crazy.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Woo! All right, crazy, Ray, the weather guy. Go ahead. Vegas 50s. Heavy rain looks like a royal flush. Woo! What? All right, give me one more
Starting point is 01:01:49 Crazy Ray the weather guy. Go ahead. Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Clear skies, feels like 28. Cover up your corn crops. They're going to die. Woo! I'm Crazy Ray.
Starting point is 01:02:00 That's your weather. There we go. Thanks, Crazy Ray. It came on stronger at the end. That's funny. Makes me laugh. Let's play Is It Fake News? Here we go.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Is it Fake News? People in Rocky River, Ohio are being told they have to pick up their mail from the post office for the last three weeks. The mail carrier has been attacked by wild turkeys. So the mayor said, if you want your mail, come by the post office. So wild turkeys are attacking the postman. Yep. In Rocky River, Ohio. So they're saying there are turkeys attacking.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Come get your mail because we're not bringing it out. Right. Is it fake news? Eddie? I know he stumbled too much reading the real news story. Yeah, that's a real new story. It's a real news story. I don't play the story, I just play him.
Starting point is 01:02:58 That's so smart. I say it's a real story. Because he stumbled? Not because he stumbled, because he went fake last time. And I'm also playing what he did. Is it fake or is it real lunchbox? That's real news. That was real news, real news.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Real news. Yeah. I got stumbled on Rocky River. I just went down there from there and downhill and I'm just sad. I couldn't say crazy Ray the weather guy. It's okay. There's a guy who stayed at the Waffle House for 24 hours because he lost a fantasy football bat. And so since he finished last place, he had to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House.
Starting point is 01:03:36 That's rough. Yeah. He said, and he was posting the whole time, he ended up eating seven waffles. And the punishment was agreed upon early in the season. And whomever lost had to do it. He said the season was going to be bad because he had a bunch of giants on his team and the Giants weren't a good team. So he's from North Carolina. But that's funny.
Starting point is 01:03:55 That's a funny bet to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. That's pretty good. There's this app called HQ. We were talking about yesterday. It's a live trivia game. And Lunchbox played it for the first time. Oh, man, it's pretty easy. Did you win?
Starting point is 01:04:08 No, I didn't win. Oh, yeah. But I thought the questions were going to be impossible. The first two are really easy. The rest of them were hard. But then I got on there and I was like, man, this ain't bad. bad at all. I thought I did pretty well for myself. HQ is a live
Starting point is 01:04:22 game show on a phone and they give away free money. Yeah, it's just free cash. If you get all 12 questions right. How many did you get right? Honestly. Four. Yeah, so you didn't do that well? Because the goal is to get 12 to win all the money. I understand that. But I there was one, it was something about Disney World
Starting point is 01:04:38 and which president was in office when they made some ride. I'm like, how are you supposed to know that? That's a harder question. And that's only question four. Right. But then I stayed on and I only got got two more wrong the whole time, so I really got nine right. But you have to get them all. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Good luck again today. That's how you what he did to me? He was sent my phone number to, like, I guess the game so that he can get free points or something. So now I'm getting text from him saying, like, lunchbox is playing HQ. Use his password code. The flu is crushing people. 26 states are heavily affected by the flu. Doctors say it's not too late to get a flu shot.
Starting point is 01:05:13 It costs around 30 bucks. I heard Ray talking about it in the news this morning. I get a flu shot every year and the flu shot doesn't always guess right because they guess based on what they think that flu strain is going to look like so they guess what the flu shot is going to be when they put it in you
Starting point is 01:05:30 and so I don't think they've hit I don't think the target was hit in the middle this time I think they missed with the strain because a lot of people are getting the flu a lot of people even that have the flu shot are getting the flu. When I go to the gym I went work out yesterday and I just try not to touch things
Starting point is 01:05:47 in really heavily populated areas of people. So I go to the gym after I touch weights, I put gloves on my hands, and I don't touch my face. This is a time where you just have to avoid your hands touching your eyes, your nose, your mouth, because that's where you get sick. It goes into the holes.
Starting point is 01:06:01 You have to cover your holes. Cover your holes, yeah. See, I've run my face all the time. You touch something, you touch your face, you now contract Ebola. Is Ebola the bad one? Oh, Ebola? Yeah, nobody gets it here.
Starting point is 01:06:14 But Ebola, like, kills you quick. Oh. That's that in Africa they were getting it, right? It was from monkeys. What? Yeah, it's like a monkey virus. Ebola, look it up. But humans were getting.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Yes, exactly. That's why it's so bad. I don't know that's true or not. I'm going to stay out of where it came from. So I'm going to stay. I could be totally wrong. Yeah, don't just say things unless you know them. Hey, coming up in a second, we'll put up our second artist in the class of 2018.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I pick a few artists. We pick them at the beginning of the year and we hang with them all year long. And so our second artist in the class of the class of the last. 2018's coming up in just a few minutes. So the artists don't know either. Someone asked that on Twitter. Yesterday, Jillian Jacqueline was named as the first artist. Our second artist coming up next.
Starting point is 01:07:01 We found out earlier on the show that our phone screener Hillary, who's 25 years old, she's only been on two dates her entire life. And she only won her first date at 23. Were your parents strict? Not really. Do they keep you from dating? No, they never said I couldn't. So here's what I'd like to do.
Starting point is 01:07:18 This is the challenge. I want to find one listener, one friend, and you have to find one person on a dating app. Oh, love it. It's a triple crown of dating. Now, that being said, when you go out with a listener, lunchbox will go and sit a few tables out and make sure nothing crazy happens. He'll be your security. Would you feel comfortable with that? I don't know, maybe.
Starting point is 01:07:43 You're meaning yes. Okay. That's what you mean to say, right? You just don't want to because you don't want to be too Yeah, just, yeah Okay It's not a video, it's public It's a triple crown of dating
Starting point is 01:07:53 I'll be there and I'll be watching every move We'll find a listener And we'll screen them hard And so you'll go and have a lunch And lunchbox will be a few tables away And then we'll find a friend of ours collectively that we trust And you'll have a lunch
Starting point is 01:08:10 And you won't need a security guard Because it'll be somebody we know Okay Then you will find someone on Bumble will help you with the profile on Bumble or whatever you, and after you finish the Triple Crown, then you get a prize. Then you pick which one's your boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Is the prize good? Yeah, it's love. Yeah. Isn't that the ultimate prize? What if she marries that person? We've done that before on this show. So are you in? I guess so.
Starting point is 01:08:36 We'll talk about it. Check out my Instagram if you want to see. No, we're already talking about it. That's over. It's on. Mr. Bobby Bones. Here. Bobby Bones
Starting point is 01:08:45 The Bobby Bones show It's weird that our producer Eddie's upset that Gwendozao got engaged One because he's married And two because he never had a shot With Gwendovald You don't know that But you're married
Starting point is 01:08:55 You have to stop saying stuff like that I understand that And I'm not saying it Like just to ruin my marriage I'm going to run off with Gweth Paltrow But like that's my crush But you were never going to run off Gweth Paltrow and you're married
Starting point is 01:09:05 I understand what you're saying But man Chris Martin I used to love Colplay When they got together I was like oh great Now I kind of didn't like Cole,
Starting point is 01:09:13 I like him again. Now they're divorced. And then she gets engaged to some dude. I don't even know who this guy is. Why are you upset though? Because that's my crush, dude. But you were never going to get her.
Starting point is 01:09:23 That's imagination. Gwyneth Paltrow's imagination. Yeah, you're right. It's imagination. You don't get upset when you don't get your imagination. It's another land, but I... You can still imagine it. Yes, that's what I'm doing.
Starting point is 01:09:33 I'm imagining it and it hurts. Like, that's my crush. That's my girl. It doesn't hurt, though. And he's over here talking about it. Like, it's real life. I saw it in the news. Like off the air, it's like, oh, this is stupid.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Like, who is this guy? You were never going to get Gwen and Paltrow. And then you guys talk bad about her sometimes and I hate it. I hate it when you guys talk about her. We don't talk bad about it. Yes, you do about her diet and stuff. We talk about how ridiculous. Her diet is sometimes. You're crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:56 When she sticks a, stick of broccoli up her butt and it's like, hey, you can lose 12 pounds. She doesn't do that. Kind of. No, she doesn't. Okay. I'm sorry for your loss. Is I close today? Another one bites the dust.
Starting point is 01:10:08 You have that song? Hit it. No, I don't have it. And I'm not going to hit it. How does your wife feel about your weird fascination with her? We played a game the other day like, no, stop, stop. Your face when I said that. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:10:21 It was like a question couples game, like real quick, rapid-fire questions. She's like, who's your celebrity crush? But she has to answer for me. She was like, Gwaineth Padreau, I know. So she knows. It's all fun. Eddie's been married for 12 years. He got two kids.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Is it okay once you've been married longer to reveal that you have things for other people? What do you mean? I don't know. Spice it up because it's not spicy. No, no, no, no. That's never okay. What? Twelve years in? No.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Why is that not okay? No. Like, what do you mean? Like, give me, not, don't go in detail. You call her Gwyneth. No, no chance. That'll never fly it. With her?
Starting point is 01:10:54 Or with you? No, with her. Okay. Hey, I'm hoping to whatever, you know? That's my boy. Yesterday we named the first new artist in our class of 2018. It was Jillian Jacqueline. We've got all our reasons.
Starting point is 01:11:10 And every year we focus. on four or five brand new artists the rule is you can't have had a top 40 songs so I'm talking about new artists and so I keep my ears out on the street listening see what's happening out there out of Nashville
Starting point is 01:11:24 and I love breaking new artists and so I've been listening to the streets kept me here to the streets for a while what did you hear? I just been hearing things about this next artist and so what we do is we assign them to the class of 2018 they come up on the show
Starting point is 01:11:40 they do the bobby cast We help promote them all year. Just like to put the new artists, like help the new artists grow. And now time for our second member of the class. Bobby Bones, class of 2018. Member Jimmy Allen. You may have seen him in a Diet Coke ad with Taylor Swift. Or you may have heard one of his songs in a Super Bowl commercial.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Jimmy Allen style is a mix of country, rock, and R&B. Your newest member of the class of 2018, Jimmy Allen. Everybody knows to be here. There is Jimmy Allen. Because when you smile, I see the sun sink down on the coast down. I cannot say that I'm perfect, though. Because, girl, you know I'm not. But everything I get you, my best shot.
Starting point is 01:12:44 That's called Best Shot. Newest Member, Class of 2018, Jimmy Allen. I saw you. I found amazing grace. It's like angels singing every time I hear your. smile, I see the suns in California, and there's no doubt, I'm not saying, I bit shy, Bishia. Congratulations, buddy.
Starting point is 01:14:10 Yeah. Amy's not here. She won't be here this week at all, but we still do Amy's pile of stories where it's just a bunch of the bigger news happening right now. Let's start this. Number one, surfers are riding slurpy waves off the coast of Massachusetts. Lunchbox, what do you think a slurpy wave is? It's where they do the icies.
Starting point is 01:14:30 They throw the icies in there. They get like mix it up with Coca-Cola. No, what do you think a slurpy wave is? Not a literal slurpy. A slurpy wave? Yeah. Has to be extra big. Surfers are riding slurpy waves.
Starting point is 01:14:42 No, because it's icy up there. It's like icy ocean. And they're riding slurpy waves. No. That's too cold. They're wearing super thick wetsuits. But they're riding icy water. Game of Thrones is the most binge-watch TV show in history.
Starting point is 01:14:56 According to the Survey, Game of Thrones is number one. The top five are at number five, the soprano. Number four, the Walking Dead. Number three, Downton Abbey. Number two, Breaking Bad, and number one is Game of Thrones. If you're stressed, it may be time for some forest bathing. What do you think that is, lunchbox? Using bark from a tree.
Starting point is 01:15:16 To wipe your body with? Yeah. No. It's just going and being in the nature. Oh. They call it forest bathing. It's good for your health. If you walk out and spend some time, don't wipe bark on yourself.
Starting point is 01:15:26 You'll end up with some sort of poison ivy or poison. Yeah, because I thought bark was good for your health. your skin, though. Like that. One of the Paltrow Pai says that. Stop. See, this is what I was talking about. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:36 If you stick it and they... How many times do you eat out every week? Think about that for a question. Lunchbox, how many times do you eat at a week? Five times? Well, I mean, because I eat out lunch pretty much every day. You do? Yes.
Starting point is 01:15:49 I don't cook lunch. Really? Yeah. If I have leftovers, I'll eat that. But besides that, I'm not going to go home and make a whole meal for myself. I might eat out once a week. maybe. Wow.
Starting point is 01:16:01 But the average American eats out 4.9 times a week between lunch and dinner. Yeah, see, I'm on the go all the time. On the go? On the go and lazy is two different things. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:16:12 I'm on the go all the time. I'm on the go from here to home, so I've got to get some lunch. That's funny. But yeah, five times. And then they list the cities. Zagot. Is that you say it?
Starting point is 01:16:21 Zagat? You know, never heard of it. The rating thing. The rating. Yeah, yeah. You want to go to a good Zaget rating. That's when those chefs get like five Zaggots. Oh.
Starting point is 01:16:28 That's when like they're the top chefs. No, that's a Michelin star. That's not a five Zaget. No, whenever you go. That's the same thing. On the door it says Zaget. Yes. Rated.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Yes, different though. Oh, it's not the same thing. Not the same thing. And why is Michelin tires? Why are they doing the... I don't think it's the same thing. I'm not sure. But I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Because they have the same name. I don't know lunchbox. I've never been to a restaurant that's a big Michelin. I don't think I have. You know what I'm saying? I have. Eddie, would you research that and find out if that's the same. Mr. Michelin that's running both the tires and the restaurants?
Starting point is 01:17:01 I will look it up. Okay, thank you. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. Well, I'm glad everybody's been able to hang out this morning. You can listen to the show back. Just go to iTunes, go to IHeart Radio, and search Bobby Bone Show, and you can find the show. And if you miss any of it, and we've done a lot today.
Starting point is 01:17:17 We talked to Arkansas Keith earlier, my stepdad, and he was going duck hunting, and he just sent me a picture. And I'll post it on my Instagram. He got, I mean, he killed his limit. Already? he doesn't play around that's quick he plays it i'm humble i'm just gonna see you see what i can shoot he sent me a picture's hey heading to sonic for breakfast we're done here and he's covered in ducks amazing yeah i'll post that to everyone looks so cool out there mr bobby bones yeah water shallow said he needs a dog man that's so cool they're in the fog in the woods like that's awesome
Starting point is 01:17:50 life lunch box is giving me a hard time they just announced sugarland's tour and i'm big fans of Sugarland. And I know Christian Bush as a friend, too, which is really cool for me. And so they have a new song still the same, and they're back together. Jennifer Nettles, Christian Bush. They've announced this big tour all over the country. And on the tour,
Starting point is 01:18:12 it's Sugarland, Frankie Ballard, and Lindsay L. Yeah, who is that one? Last one. It's Lindsay L. No, no, no. But I've known this for months. Okay. That's my ex-girlfriend. I understand that. And you're friends with that guy in Sugarland, and it's a big tour.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Like, I've been talking to people, and it's like huge. Yeah, it's a huge tour. Which means Lindsay is on the blow up, like, whoo! Like, here come the bright lights. Are you thinking about sending her a little text-y-text? Because you're like, hey, you're blowing up now. No, I think part of the reason she's blowing up because we're not dating. If you look at it, people were penalizing her in other companies because we were dating.
Starting point is 01:18:49 Right. But now that she has the, she's risen. Well, her song now, Criminal, is the highest song she's ever had. I root for her 100%. Like maybe send her a happy New Year text or a tweet. I've talked to her since the new year. But no. I just root for her.
Starting point is 01:19:13 We were friends for years before we started dating. And we didn't break up on bad terms. So, and Christian of Shurgling produced her album. Maybe stop and smell the roses. See if you still like that smell? It doesn't. We didn't break up because the smell wasn't good. I know, but now she's bigger.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Yeah. I didn't break up because the smell stuff. I appreciate you bringing that up, though. Like a little bit of your heart, is it like jealous? Like, man, I should have stayed with her? Because of her success, no. I want her to be, have seven number ones. If one of your exes would I got for some reason popular or viral or famous and you hadn't married your wife yet.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Heck yeah, I'd be calling her back. Hey, what's up? How you been? Throw a little Facebook message. What have you been up to? You've been missing me. You're in town. You want to grab some lunch.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Oh, my goodness. Would you have maybe second thought about getting married? Absolutely. Ah, there you go. Not in a bad way. Not in a bad way, of course. Okay. Yeah, yeah, not in a bad way.
Starting point is 01:20:29 No, I root for. You want me to send her a note like... Yeah, send her a note. See what the response is. Why not? Okay, I will. Do you have her number? No, I don't have her number.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Oh, I'm not giving your... You'll be like, hey, so now that you want to maybe go to lunch with this guy, I know? Oh, you're going to try to reset. me up with my ex-girlfriend. No, I'm good. I'm just going to let her live. I'm proud of her. Cool? All right. Wrap it up. Thank you. Bobby Bones, everybody.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. It's Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. We try to make as many days as possible that, but it officially is today. So I want to shout out to all the men and women who are out
Starting point is 01:21:13 protecting us. Appreciate you guys. and I'll give you an official. Appreciate you. But all of us appreciate what you do. So appreciate you. And to everyone out of there listening, you know, I talk about the simplest thing that we do with officers,
Starting point is 01:21:29 which is when you get pulled over. Every time that an officer pulls somebody over, they're putting their life at risk. Every single time, because they don't know what's happening in that car. So be sure to respect them with that. Turn your light on inside if it's dark. Keep your hands, at least where they can see them.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I'm going to be jumping around. I mean, doing anything crazy. So every time they, they're always at risk and they're protecting us. So today is National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. So we appreciate you and we try as much as possible to say it on the air too. So from everybody, hey, appreciate you. You!
Starting point is 01:21:59 Yeah, I appreciate you. Thank you. Very good. I don't know if we were supposed to do it all at the same time or we were doing it. There's no method. Hillary, our phone screeners back in, it's been a busy day for her. We found out early this morning that she's 25 and she's only been on two dates in her whole life. And those two dates happen at age 23 and 24, which is crazy.
Starting point is 01:22:19 Unbelievable. So I said, we're going to do Triple Crown. I'm going to set you up. We're going to set you up with a listener, and you're going to get a date on an app. And have listeners been calling? They have. And you've been answering the calls, which is funny for me that she has to answer the calls. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:22:33 What are they saying to you? Sometimes I don't tell them that they're talking to me, which is probably really bad. But it makes my job a little more difficult because we're talking about other segments on here. So I'm like, just go to social media because I can't. Go to social media to date me. I can't talk to you today. I can't talk on the phone right now. So you're worried about doing your job.
Starting point is 01:22:49 Yes, I'm trying to do my job and focus and my phone's blowing up, but I'm trying to answer these calls here. So I haven't looked at anything on social media because I'm trying to focus on these people. How do you feel? You feel good? I'm nervous. The only way you're going to change something is to change something. Right.
Starting point is 01:23:06 So sometimes you got to step out of the box a little bit, your little Hillary box. We'll take care of you. Yeah, we got to Hillary. We're going to send lunchbox out to be your security guard. What up? He has to come for the app. too because I think that's the worst one. No, no, the app one's real life.
Starting point is 01:23:18 You're picking them. That's what normal people do. But what if they're still scary people? Don't pick a scary person. Well, how am I supposed to know if there's like a murderer? You don't. That's what everyone goes through with apps. That's the fun part.
Starting point is 01:23:26 It's the fun part. There's not a background check. It's like stalker roulette. You never know what you're going to get, Hillary's. That's scary. So everyone, let's think about people that we want to set her up with. Yeah, I've already been thinking. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Oh, lunchbox has someone. Oh, already? Oh, boy. I don't worry. I'll check that out. Whoa, my people are cool. Yeah, we know. Yeah, they're friends with you, we know.
Starting point is 01:23:51 Lunch bike set me up once. It was a disaster. Really? It was a disaster. Was she hot? Yes. Bobby did answer. Hot.
Starting point is 01:24:02 Tomorrow on the show, Dan and Shay will be in studio. So our buddies will come in and debut a new song called Tequila. Also, if you want to hear the show back, and I'd like for you to go hear this segment where men called in after they had daughters and they talked about how they were alpha males and the daughters absolutely switched their life up. That segment, if you want to hear it's part of the show,
Starting point is 01:24:24 just go and search Bobby Bone Show on IHeartRadio or iTunes and we'll be back tomorrow. I appreciate everybody being here. No Amy tomorrow, obviously. She won't be in it at all this week. But there is a Bobbycast where Amy and I just talk about what her life's been like for half hour or so. You can search BobbyCast the same places.
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