The Bobby Bones Show - Phone Screener Abby Sings The National Anthem + Bobby Offers Raymundo A Deal on the Beanie Babies + Bobby’s Top 5 Torture Songs ‘On Repeat’

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Phone Screener Abby has been invited to sing the National Anthem in front of a crowd of almost 20k at the Nashville Marathon. Lunchbox doesn’t think she should do it…so today, she came in and auditioned. We give her a decision on if she’s ready or not! Bobby offers Raymundo a deal on the Beanie Babies to get back in on the cut. Bobby shares his top 5 songs that he would play on repeat the same way it went down in a news story. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. The CMAs are tonight, 8-7 Central on ABC. What happens is a couple days leading up to the CMAs. They put a bunch of artists out to be interviewed, and then you play the interview as long as you're, you promote that the CMAs are happening. So Lunchbox took over and kind of railroaded them. Because what's going to happen a little later on this morning, Abby, our phone screener, is going to sing the National Anthem on the show.

Oh, right. Live. Yeah. They invited her to come singing at a big event, the St. Jude Marathon for 17,000 people. You're going to see where it ties into the CMAs. Okay. And so she said she wanted to do it. And then we asked her if she wanted to practice on the show.

And the lunchbox said she shouldn't do it. So she's going to perform in a second. But what Lunchbox did during these CMA interviews is he played them clips of Abby singing and had her, like, had them comment on her. The artists? Yeah, right? Yeah, because they know what singing is.

They know what a good voice is, what I don't know what you call it, vocal range, how it's supposed to sound. And so I had Abby sing for him. Oh, you had her sing live? Live. Oh, I thought you played clips of her. No, no, no.

It has to be live because she's going to be singing live. You can't give a recording. This is going to be awkward. Hey, Abby, did Lunchboxx tell you you were going to do this prior to? to you doing this? Yeah, he did. And you're okay?

He had a different direction, but so this was kind of last minute. What do you mean? He probably pitched it to her differently. I pitched it to her differently, but I was just like, you know, but I. How do you pitch it to you? Oh, well, he was going to say we're going to go on the street to random people. But then she came up here and I was like, oh, actually, we're not going to go on the street. We're going to actually do it to real artists.

So she thought we were going to go to strangers on the street. But I really was like, nah, we're going to the celebs. Are you okay that I play these clubs, Abby? Yep. I don't, I'm scared to listen back. Okay, here is. Oh my gosh. This is so.

Talking to Parker McCollum, who Parker has, What does that say about me? Okay, here we go. Here's the clip. Abby, say hello to Parker. Hello, Parker. Hi, Abby. Let's hear it.

For the land of the free and the home of the brave. I think that's money. Okay, Parker. Parker Parker Parker Parker Parker Okay Yeah, be honest Be honest

Like give her some tips On how to sound better May it just go out there and do it I mean it's you know You gotta think There's nobody of those 17,000 people That can do what you're about to go do What'd you think about Abby's voice

Oh I say it's great I thought it was really bad I thought there was like a joke And I thought it was gonna be really bad I thought that was great Come on There you go Did you not think that was great?

Whatever Okay here is That's great Here is Gabby Barrett who Gabby Barrett has I hope you don't my top of this and the night

you know that song? Yeah Alright here is Gabby Barrett Lunchbox How's it going? It's going great Abby you ready Are you rolling Abby

Here we go Ready And the wrong Kids are regular The bombs burn Stinging in air I think that's good Gabby

All right Gabby Hearing her That's great That was amazing For you being put On the spot Anything she can do

to improve, like, you got any tips for her? Just to relax as much as possible. Because I know when I get nervous, my voice just goes kapits with everything. So just to try to relax and, like, breathe a lot. But you sound really good, so don't worry about it. Okay. You get two yeses here.

Yeah. We're less than an hour from Abby's performance in studio. I don't think these people want to be mean. I think these people are like... But you did put them on the spot. Are they supposed to come on? Yeah, exactly. Come on, like, real Abby, it's not good.

Get out. Abby, have an hour to get warm. You okay with that? Uh-huh. I'm going, yep, ready. I'm going to go practice a little. Are you nervous? Warm up.

Yeah, I'm always nervous in here for some reason. All right, so an hour, Abby will sing the national anthem, and we will determine if she should sing it at the big event. For some reason. Because a lot of people are listening, that's why. Oh, yeah. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something. we call Bobby Mailbag. Yeah. Dear Bobby Bones, I think my new roommate has been cheating on his girlfriend, and I got dragged in the middle of it. I didn't know anything about his dating life, but I saw a cute blonde leaving our apartment as I came home from work earlier this week. Assuming, it was a girlfriend, whom I haven't met before.

She didn't see me, but I saw her as she left our place and got into the car. Fast forward to this past weekend, my roommate and I went on a double date so I could officially meet his girlfriend. but the girl I met for dinner was not the blonde I saw leaving our apartment. I was stunned. I confronted my roommate about the mysterious blonde and he told me to be cool.

What? Be cool. Which is what she says in the email. What? I don't want any piece of this mess. It's a great apartment and we have just signed a lease. What would you do in this situation? Tell his actual girlfriend?

Signed anonymous roommate. First of all, before I go in, to the group here and ask for feedback, I would ask one thing from you. Be cool. Please, everybody. Let's all just be cool here. I stay out of it. You're not friends with the girlfriend yet. You don't even know the guy. You got a good apartment. Obviously, you're living as simply roommates. And if it makes you uncomfortable, don't double date anymore. Just be like, hey, can't hang out. Yeah. And you really don't know what happened. So just be cool. Like you said. Be cool. It's, you just signed a lease. It gets a

real messy if you get into business that ain't yours. It gets to be your business if you become friends with the girlfriend. Or are you in the roommate or closer and you're like, that ain't cool. But you're not right now. No, it sounds like everybody's new in this situation. So you just. Maybe the blonde girl was like over to the house selling like Avon. I don't think so because he said be cool.

Hey on. Door to door, Avon. When is that happening? Maybe she's selling a vacuum. I don't know. Be cool. So here's what we say. and sometimes I like to quote famous people from history

and a famous person once said to me be cool I thought you're about to do a song just be cool does anyone disagree with me because I would think we'd all be on the same page on this one no no all good yeah cool you're just not invested enough in anybody's life

to really get in a messy people's lives up right now you could probably say things like oh man you know like it gets messy you know you want to end that pretty soon whatever you know it becomes up I just don't even think you do With a roommate. It's not your business.

Yeah, because then you create a relationship with that roommate that you don't know yet. Because there's part of, like, the right thing you want to do. Absolutely. But it means you don't know enough about it to know that it's the right thing. It seems fishy. It does seem fishy. But so many levels, you don't know what's going on. Bones, he changed all of it by saying, be cool.

I agree. I agree. I believe he's probably doing something that ain't cool. But right now I stay away from that. All right. A couple days ago, we had Dr. Loryon, who has a PhD in Appraisals. And so she came on and she appraised the beanie babies that I bought for Ray.

Bought them for $100, two bags of them. And she looked through them and she was like, well, that one's worth $150. That one's worth $2.50. That one's worth $2.000. Crazy. So all of a sudden, I'm swimming in Beanie Baby money over here. And now people are reaching out to me trying to buy them from me. Wow.

Going, hey, I'd like to buy that Beanie Baby. So, Ray, I hate that you lost money on this deal. Yeah, me too. I'm hearing about it from my wife, mother-in-law, all of them. What are they saying? That I'm an idiot? Why did I not sell them on my own? Why did I just go for $100?

I did no research, really. But I did. There was just hundreds of Beanie Babies. I looked at the ones that were really expensive. I didn't have those in those bags. Here's the deal that I'm going to make you. Yeah. So you can, well, we can list them one at a time.

You can do all the work listing them. I will give you 20% of whatever is made if you do the work listing them. Yeah. Is that yes? So I can do it on Craigslist, eBay, any of those. I don't care how you make the money. Craigslist sucked. I didn't get any hits there. Yeah, I think you want to do eBay because you want people to bid.

So you can list. We will make money. I will give you 20% of whatever's made. I may have to use the wife's account. I don't think I have an eBay anymore. I think it got shut down. Why? You're not going to negotiate right? Yeah. Why are you settling at 20%?

Say 50%. What about 50%. I'm out. I'm out. You get no money. I'm moving on. I'm not negotiating. No, this is not negotiating. I don't have to do anything. I can list them myself. I was just throwing Ray a bone. Bobby, I'll take 30.

Here's your negotiation. Don't get greedy. Amy, you ruined. It's now 15%. It's now at 15%. You taught. What? You teach us to negotiate.

You teach us to not. You negotiate when you have leverage. Amy, here's the problem. He's in the tank with only one shark left. And that shark is making a sharky offer. And now that there's no one else. It's 15%. I guarantee they'll be sold in a week if we can get it back to 20%.

Guaranteed? Or else what? I mean, I'll be buying some on my. my own. Exactly. That's terrible rate. 20%. Yeah! But here's a lesson. Whenever someone's giving you something, don't look it

in the mouth. All right. I had bad advisors. They're putting fingers in my face. Also, don't listen to bad influences. I could have swore the benefit for you is that he's going to list them on and sell them for you. Yeah, I can do that myself. No problem. Okay. Ray, you get 20%.

All right. We'll start listing them and we'll make a little money, okay? Yep. All right. Bob it Bonjam. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two 30 seconds skinny. Dan and Shea released a new Christmas song called Officially Christmas. Darius Rucker, Trisha Yearwood,

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He wanted to make sure the kids could still have music in their lives. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Okay, this story is a reminder to go through your closets and look at some clothes, especially coats, that you will not need this winter. You're not going to be wearing them.

So can you donate them? Because St. Peter Catholic Church in Omaha, Nebraska, they just held their annual coat drive. And they got 3,000 coats donated, which is amazing because now that's 3,000 coats that will be out there for those that need them. And in addition to that, you can look at hats, scarves, gloves, anything in your closet you're not going to need. It's cold in Omaha, too. Oh, yeah. I think my wife already donated my coats. because I went and looking the other day because it's cold here, and they're all gone.

I couldn't find one. Maybe they're in a closet. Maybe. As a kid, we'd go and try to find yard sales to find a coat. And it was always find your winter coat. So there were times where I struggle with having a good coat. Most towns do these at some point in the fall. You could probably find one near you or they are doing a coat drive of some sort.

Unless you're like in Tampa, then you're all good. You know, winter jacket. I'm glad you mentioned kids because as parents, we could probably go through our kids' closets as well. And if they've outgrown stuff, like, just donate it. There's other kids that are going to need it. All right, that's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, let's go, Abby.

Let's go, Abby. You're about to nail this. Yes. Here she is. This is our phone screener, Abby, who has been asked to sing the national anthem in front of almost 20,000 people at a big marathon here in town for St. James. Yes. Wow.

And you mentioned it to us, and we were all like, Yes, let's go. But lunchbox wasn't like that. He doesn't think you should do it. No, he was not. I'm not even going to look at him. Why don't you think she should do it? Because she's not good enough.

Oh. Listen, guys, you need people in your life that are honest with you. You guys are like the parents that tell their kids, oh, yeah, you can do it. And then they go and they can't really do it because they're awful at something. You've got to sit your kids down sometimes. They're like, look, that's just not for you. Sort of like my parents did that with college. It's not for you.

But you went to college. I know. They tried to get me not to go to college. Hey, sink through that noise. I'm going to. It's not a talent, like, contest. They asked me to sing it. Right, right.

Like, as someone that can sing the national anthem. Yeah, then you're going to run. Yes. And you're also a St. Jude. You're a, like, a fundraising goal. So that's why they ask me. Are you nervous right now? Good.

Can you tell? Because the nerves are going to be setting in game day, too. And so if she nails this, we will give you an honest recommendation if you should do Okay. Yes. Ray, would you mind pulling the music down? Oh, man. Here she is.

This is our phone screener Abby. Come on, Abby. Singing the national anthem. Abby, are you ready? I'm ready. Go ahead. Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light? What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.

Who's brought stripes and bright. stars through the perilous fight or the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming and the rockets wrecked bombs bursting proof through the night that our flag was still there oh say does that star spank? Bander yet wave or the land of the and the hub. So why can't she do that? That was good. Amy was laughing during that performance.

How do you feel? How do you feel? I mean, a little shaky and Gabby even said it. So thank you Gabby because she was like when you get nervous, it kind of like tenses up your vocal cords and kind of restricts you. And it's, I hate that feeling. So like if you just relax, so I need to just like, relaxed, but other than the shakiness, I feel like it went pretty well.

I didn't look at lunchbox. The part where I was most worried were, and the rock is regular. You nailed. Okay, good. You nailed it. There's no reason you should think twice about doing the national anthem. The answer is easy, yes. Was it pitchy at all?

At the very beginning, at the very beginning, just because you were trying to find your place, you know, when you did, oh, see. I know. I'm sorry. It's really low. I give it an A-M-M-M-A. minus. Okay, okay. But I think it was excellent.

Thank you. You should be proud to go do it. That's awesome. Amy? Yeah, you're doing it. I love it. Yeah, it's not even a, it's not even if now. It's, you're going to go do it and crush it.

Eddie? Yeah, you're doing it for sure. But Abby, you have to enjoy yourself. You have to have fun out there. Once you have fun, you're not going to be shaky. You're not going to be nervous. Just enjoy the moment and you won't even think about being nervous and you're going to kill it.

You did so good. Also, people aren't going to be reviewing you while you're out there. They're all ready to run the race and they're going to be. Right. You know, showing respect to our country. That's what I'm hoping, yes. No, that's what will happen, right? You've heard the national anthem a bunch of times.

You don't really go, ooh, a little pitchy on that note. And if you do, you forget about it five seconds later. You know? Yeah. It's excellent. Lunch parks, go ahead. Look, Abby, you asked if you were pitchy. There was numerous times in that song you were pitchy.

Like you, right in the middle, it got real shaking, kind of nasally. And it was like, oh, man, like, I don't know how you can tone that down. I thought in the middle you crushed it. Okay. Thank you. This is the guy that can't even clap on beat. Like, what? It's true.

And so you're not going to go see me clap at the beginning of the marathon on beat. Like, I'm not going to clap a song. No, but you're supposed to nail something. You need to nail it. That makes no sense. He's not going to. Abby, you're doing it. Okay.

I hope they heard that because they're going to be so pumped that you're doing it once they heard that. Okay. That's what I was worried about. All the words, like you're good. Oh, yeah. No words in here. Yeah. Yeah.

Good job. Thank you. Thanks. Three thumbs up and one sad face. I feel better now. Lunchbox. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. On the phone is Tina in Oklahoma. Hey, Tina, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on? Hey, I was just wondering, like, everybody knows if you listen to the show that Lunchbox is kind of a tight wand. I'm just wondering, like, if he could find it in his heart, if he goes out to eat somewhere, and finds a waitress that's really trying hard and trying to keep up, if you could just bless her.

Lunchbox, any plans to bless? Yeah, I can bless her, no problem. Absolutely. Thank you for that. Bless you. No problem. I can do that every restaurant I go to. I will, hey, listen, I will take your advice, and I will bless every waiter or waitress I see from now until the end of time. Okay. I think you know what she means. Like maybe the holiday season is. Oh, like if she sneezes. Oh, bless you. Throw a little extra tip on there.

Mm, man. You love holiday season because you expect people to give you stuff. I know. I can't wait for present time. But you don't give people stuff. I do. I give people in my family presents. I do. Absolutely. Yeah. Yep. So I do do my Christmas shopping. Hey, Tina, did you hear this story about those guys in Oklahoma that played Baby Shark to the prisoners over and over? Is that like a big local story? No, it's not. I haven't heard that. Okay, listen to this. This reminds me because she's from Oklahoma. Three people are suing Oklahoma County jail employees who investigators found forced them to stand handcuffed for hours and listen to Baby Shark on repeat.

That's torture. Attorneys for three former inmates filed the civil rights lawsuit in Oklahoma City Federal. court, they list the people, they are suing because again, they handcuffed them for hours and played this song, and they say that was meant as torture. Yeah, that's evil, man. So, I've listed my top five torture songs on a loop. Come on, come on. At number five, Macarena. How many hours, runs? Hours, three, four in a row. Get me out of there. You can't go anywhere. It's just a room with nothing but Macarena playing. At number four, in this song, I just remember I would leave

the skating rink and I was like 11 and I could never get it out of my head and it's the chicken dance. Over and over again. So if I were going to torture you guys, this is the top five songs I would play. And number three Aqua Barbie Girl Let's go party.

And number two of my torture song list, Sai Gangnam Style. Ohpangam style. And number one, any guesses? The most annoying, most torturous song. Who let the dogs out? That's exactly. Wow.

Hey, look, man, the first 30 minutes of all these songs, I think we can have a good time with it. Maybe six to nine minutes. Not really. Not good. But I think Baby's Yark is still the worst because that song never leaves. Once it starts, it just sits in there forever. Do you think these guys won't win any money? These prisoners?

Yes. I have no idea. Yes, that shouldn't be happening. Tina, you still there? I'm here. What's happening? your prison system over there. Over here, I have no idea.

I don't know anybody in prison. She's not in there, bones. All right, Tina, hey, thank you for the call. We're going to, you know, really push lunchbox to do some nice things during the holidays, okay? Do something good, lunchbox. Absolutely. All right, bye, Tina. Thank you, bye.

Bye-bye. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Food and Wine Magazine has suggested something for Thanksgiving that I think is amazing. They want you to test out a gravy fountain. Okay, fancy pants. Who's got a fountain to put gravy? Well, some people have these, well, like at Target or Walmart, they sell these cheap little fountain machines that you plug in

that you can normally throw in chocolate or maybe cheese into. But imagine a gravy fountain. Like, why have we never thought of this before? I don't like it. I don't like it thought of it. Gravy's not supposed to be fancy. It's not. It's not fancy.

It is. Anything coming out of fountain's fancy. Man, I pictured grabbing the turkey leg and just, Get there in that fountain? And that's disgusting, though. That's disgusting. Or you can maybe make some little mashed potato balls and then you stick it under the fountain. Can you imagine?

It's funny, but I don't want to eat from a fountain either. I bet you can order a fountain on Amazon and it's really not that much. And you're going to like, everyone that's coming to your house for Thanksgiving, it's going to be epic and they're going to never forget this. And then you have to clean it. No, that's the pain. That's the same thing with cheese. Yeah, but I'm not putting a fountain in anything.

Wow, I didn't know you're such a gravy hater. I'm not a gravy hater. I'm a fountain hater. Yes. All right, what else? Well, I guess there. are benefits to your pet sleeping with you? I had my old dog sleep with me every night. The problem is he would never not sleep with me. And then people started telling me how disgusting it was that

he would be rolling on the ground and in dirt and poop and that he'd be in the bed that night. I liked it, but I did understand how gross it was as well. But our dogs now do not, so they didn't even sleep in the same room as us. Yeah. My cat now is sleeping next to my head. I don't even know how that started, but in the middle of the night, she'll take her pulse and then walk over my forehead and then I have that thought of like, was she just in the litter box? Yeah. Now she's walking all over my head and my pillow. And also like my back with her because my old dog would like get in between my feet and stuff.

And I would bend three different ways to make sure that he was comfortable. So we don't do that. Stanley also snores. He's a bulldog. He snores through walls. Why do they say that it's good thing? Well, the benefit here is is for your pets because they feel a stronger bond to you and they get hits of dopamine when they get to sleep. next to you, the feel-good hormones.

So, I mean, it's just like if you want your pet to be healthy and happy. Well, I do want them to be healthy and happy. I give them treats and I take care of their health. Yeah, who cares about them? It's about us in our sleep. When I got my cat, we had to sign this, like, you know, contract. Like, however you get an animal, even if you're fostering, adopting, or getting it from a breeder or whatever, we have to sign a thing.

And it said that we had to give our cat an option to sleep with humans. If it wanted. I laughed out loud. I mean, they're going to enforce that. I don't know. You're going to show up and look in the window at 3 a.m. But it said, you know, I, Amy, will give my cat the option to sleep with a human. I understand why you want your animals in the bed with you because it could be comfort to the human.

But it's just not good for you. It's dirty. And then also you're going to be not sleeping as well because the thing's going to be in your space. Yeah. My daughter, I like sleeping with her when I can, but she kicks too much. I did not get good sleep. We've moved to your daughter now? Well, I was just thinking about how it's bonding for us.

If we're like on a trip and it's like, oh, we're hanging out girl time and we sleep in a bed. But we did that recently. And I got the worst night's sleep ever. And I'm like, shoot, I don't think I'm going to have to kick her out. She can't sleep with me. I think Caitlin feels the same about me. Because I will talk. If I'm getting good sleep, I'm over there having a full conversation.

And she's like, I didn't sleep at all because you talked the whole night. But that means I had a good night sleep, the rare good night's sleep. All right, what else? Okay. So Carrie Underwood, she was supposed to release a comedy holiday song, called stretchy pants. People even pre-paid for this song. But after it went up, it suddenly disappeared from the streaming platforms as if it was never there. But someone on Reddit posted a clip of it.

What's the conspiracy theory? Well, some people are like, what? Did she just like, what? Did she just have a change of heart and decide to get rid of the song. And other people think the whole thing is a prank and that this isn't even Carrie singing. Let me hear. I mean, that's Carrie. That's her. It definitely sounds like her. It says she was supposed to include a fun holiday song and fan favorite stretchy pants.

Fan favorite. But with the release, the song is missing and the fans are not happy about it. The song has been removed from the deluxe edition of the project. You can't even find it on YouTube. And Carrie's camp hasn't given any explanation. bands on Twitter have reacted in droves. I mean, I haven't even heard about this. I guess a drove isn't as powerful as it once was.

But this is a controversy, huh? That Kerry didn't put out stretchy pants. And where is it? Scova, can you do a little investigating on this? Yeah, we can't. We can try to figure it out. Just call the record label and be like, hey, what up with stretchy pants? Where's my stretchy pants?

People were coming at us in droves asking about it. Okay, thank you, Amy. I made me. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. There's been a big storm up in the northeast, and this family in Massachusetts had been without power for three days.

So they're using a generator when the mom starts feeling sick, passes out, and the dad's like, I'm dizzy, I don't feel good. Someone needs to get help. Their nine-year-old daughter grabbed his iPhone, held it up to his face, opened it, and was able to call 911. Wow. Oh, even did the face? now. Maybe that's what you have to teach people now, too, kids.

The face recognition. Yes, because she didn't know how to do it. And so she just held it up to her dad's face who was really sick and couldn't get up. Crazy. Was it the heater, you think? They were sucking. It was the generator, yes, the fumes were. Carbon monoxide. Yes, that's the term. I couldn't think of the word.

The term is. What says it right here, but Carmen monoxide is right. What was it? Monoxide? Yeah. Carmonoxide. Carbon monoxide. Yeah.

Yeah. And so she got her seven-year-old sister out of the house and called for help and they came and saved mom and dad. This is a tell me something good, but I did see a bonehead type story where two people they stole a furnace. Yeah, they were in Ontario. They broke into a house and they stole a furnace, but they forgot to disconnect it before they stole it.

And so when they pull it off, the gas starts leaking and they passed out. They passed out where they stole it. That's pretty funny. It's a double. It's a tell me something good and a bonehead right there. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So if you live in Portugal, you can now have a healthier work-life balance because they have a new law that says your boss can't text you or contact you after work.

Wow. That's cool. Let me tell you what I would do if I live to Portugal. What? I would contact my boss on the slide and be like, you hit me anytime day or night. I will break the law and I will do the work you need to get ahead. I'm sure there can be some little things like that where you can make exceptions. Workers in Portugal could see a healthier work-life balance because a new labor law has been.

approved by the country's parliament. It's because so many people are working from home and COVID-19 sent everybody home that now bosses are just like, hey, since you're home, just keep working. Just keep working. There's no boundary of like office to home. And there'll be a penalty for contacting workers outside of office hours. The problem is with whatever loopholes you guys are talking about, all it takes is someone to show a screenshot of it and be like, look.

Yeah. So. Well, maybe you say, hey, meet me at this corner at this time and that's where you say, hey, you can contact me anytime. Bye. I would reach out to the boss and go like, hey, hit me up. Carrier Pigeon, certified mail, whatever you got to do. Are you doing that just because you want to work more

or because you want to look good to the boss? Well, both. I want to move up. Yeah. People always talk about balance. If balance is what you want to achieve, it's hard work to have balance. But it's also hard work to get ahead. If you choose that's what you want. There's sacrifice in anything.

If you want balance, you're going to have to sacrifice a bit of your career. If you want career, you have to sacrifice a bit of your balance. That's the truth. You can't really have a ton of balance and be really successful. At some point, you might be able to get back to some balance, but there's weaved in and out of the years of whatever your career is, there's probably going to be where you saw yourself leaning more into your career. If balance is your goal, you're not going to have massive success. If massive success is your goal, you're not going to have a lot of balance.

So it involves sacrifice either way for sure. So maybe just family is your goal. And that's awesome too. But then it goes down the other side of the hill, you know? But even family needs balance. Too much family is kind of crazy sometimes. The morning corny. What was the turkey suspected of? What was the turkey suspected of?

Fowl play. Halfway through, I got. You knew it. Halfway through, you saw my face go, okay. That was the morning corny. These hikers had to stare down a mountain, lion that was stalking them, which by the though would be freaky. And then I start to think, if a

mountain lion was stalking me, like if I knew it was coming at me, could I beat it up? Here we go. Because I always have these theories about me beating up animals. Some animals, like a kangaroo, I think I could beat up. I'm smarter than. Mountain lion? It moves pretty quickly. You thought about this. But it's, if I could get that

mountain lion and like, and have a decent shot at it in my arm range. Like if it's jumping out and attacking me and I don't see it, I think it wins. But if we start, like in wrestling when you start locked, I think I at least have a chance to choke and rip its throat out. Oh, wow.

That's intense. I don't think I'm the favorite in this match. You're not. And you won't win. Most definitely, you're not the favorite. But I think I have a chance. If I can grab a stick or something, I think I. Man, you can declaw the mountain line.

You'll still lose. A stick? My little four-pound kitten destroys me. I just think I could hold it down and stab it with a stick. Okay, good luck. So this happened last Friday on a tree. trail in California, about an hour south of L.A., a couple of hikers noticed a mountain lion had been stalking them, and it just stayed close to them.

Yeah, that's scary. And so they videoed it too, and you see it through like some brushed. The mountain lion is just staring at them. And they continue moving, and the mountain lion is just staring at them. So one hiker started yelling, get back over and over, and told his friend to slowly back away, which is what they say you should do when confronted by a mountain lion. Which one? Get back or back away?

Slowly. Back away. Back away. Okay. Well, no, he's saying say get back. Do you yell, get back to the mountain line, or just slowly move back? Oh, I thought he was yelling to his friends. Get back. No, he was yelling it, but what they say is slowly back away. Gotcha.

Like just easily back out of the situation, which doing anything easy when you're about to get attacked is not easy. The couple said the cat followed them and then finally wandered away. Here's a clip. Get back, Mountain Line. Get back. They're good. Chill. Just chill. No. Hey, get back. Back away slowly. Hold on, hold on.

Don't go fast. Don't turn your back either. It's staring at us. Go away, mountain lion. We're still here. What's he calling it? Mountain Lion. It's like a hunchbox.

What you going to do? Nickname it? Get back a little kiddie. So, upon further research, you just should slowly back away. Yeah, I don't think there's any reason to talk to the Mountain Line because the Mountain Line doesn't know what you're saying. I know me.

I would just be like, screw this, I'm running. And think I could probably like dart through trees. Same thing with the bear. A bear was chasing me, I feel like that would be the move, but I would lose that fight. What are you supposed to do with a bear? It would be broad. You are. Chest up to the bear?

You're supposed to stand up to a bear. You can't run from a bear. Don't you play dead too? They run like 35 miles an hour. Bears do. They run faster than any human can. And so not only that they're bigger too. They can also run up a tree.

Yes. Which is wild. So basically you're supposed to stand and look at a bear in the eyes and say, I'm not scared of you, bear. Okay. And then have a long talk with it. Ask it to sit down. If the bear is stationary move slowly and sideways.

This allows you to keep an eye on the bear and avoid tripping. Oh, you know if you trip that bear's... Oh, you'd be done. That'd be terrible to be true. If you're with a friend, you push them down, then you run. Because then the bear stops for them.

No. 100%. Oh my gosh, remind me never to go to the wilderness with y'all. We're kidding. We're kidding. Not, he's not. Moving sideways is also non-threatening to bears. Do not run.

But if the bear follows, stop and hold your ground. It would just be tough doing what this guy did to go slowly back away, just as it would be for a bear to stand up face to face to a bear. I feel like it's when they do like a boxing way in and the two guys are nose to nose. I'd like to think that's what I do to a bear. It'd be like, come on. Okay.

I feel like I could just pet it and be like, pretty bear. No, it does not want to be touched. Riff it off there. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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This story happened here in town where there's a pastor, Ezekiel Dikumana, who he's up, and somebody comes up in front of the congregation during prayer and points a gun at the congregation. And so the pastor tackled the guy, right, as church was happening. Here's a clip from the Today Show. Nashville police are praising a local pastor this morning for stopping a man who pulled out a gun during a Sunday service. Surveillance video shows the 26-year-old suspect with a gun in his hand walking up to the altar. He apparently told everyone to get up and pointed the weapon of the congregation. And that's when the pastor tackled the suspect before he was able to fly.

fire that gun. Church members held the suspect on the ground until police arrived. He faces 15, 15 counts of felony aggravated assault. Oh my gosh. Probably going to give a little more in the offering next week. Yeah. I mean, this guy is a real hero. He had to make a decision quickly. Like, do we just do what's best, what's they tell you best? Someone has a gun. Just cooperate. Or do you have that brief moment where you can take them down? But then again, you really don't know how you're going to react in these moments. That's crazy. Wow. Shout out to this guy. Ezekiel de Kumanah. And also, you probably feel a little safer in that church now.

Because you know that pastor is going to sell out for you. I saw that story. I have Scott on the phone in Oregon. Scott has a bone to pick with me. Scott, go ahead, buddy. What's up? I got a bone to pick with you. I know that you were mentioning about girl names and boy names

and most popular names. And I'm far from a hitter. And my daughter's name is Olivia. We call her Livy, actually. And I was 13 years ago. so I feel like I'm kind of winning the name game now. I don't, hipster's not even a, hold on, hipster's not such a bad thing. I don't think hipster is an insult.

I think hipster is just like, you're way cooler than we are. Well, he just doesn't want to be put in that category. Because then you're saying that, you know, I'm way cooler than you, and we both know that's not true. I don't know that's not true. Tell me, Scott, how hard is it to name a kid? That's what I was just going to say. You'd have no idea the painstaking process.

that it is to name a child and I can't wait for your day to come so it is difficult my man and it is I mean how do you name something you can't even see so it is it's not easy and you know it was days and days of

going back and forth with her mom and just really really truly truly trying to figure it out was way tougher than I'd ever imagine it was quite a project was there a chance that after Olivia was born, you changed her name if she didn't look like the name you had picked? No.

You're just so much, there's just so much joy. You don't even, you're happy for health. And I've got three daughters now. And each one we've named, you know, Hannah and Sloan, they all turn out to be the personality of the name for whatever reason. You're chopping out a little bit. Tell me their names again. It sounds like you have three hipster names.

Yes. Hannah and Sloan. Yeah. You're going to finish it again. Is that what it was, Hannah and Sloan? Yeah. Yeah, Scott. Don't tell me you're not a hipster.

Olivia, Han. and Sloan. Yeah, pretty cutting edge. Yeah, pretty cutting edge. Scott, appreciate that call, man. Thank you for sharing your story, and we appreciate you listening every single morning.

I appreciate y'all. You've just a great show, and you've gotten me through a lot, and I appreciate every one of you. Thanks, man. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

For this, tell me something good. I want to bring on a caller. This is Jaya, who lives in Kansas. Hey, Jayah, what's going on? Hey, Bobby. Good morning, studio. Morning. What's happening?

Hey, I was just calling in because I called in about a year ago and I mentioned how I didn't have any kids and then I was just me and my dog's puppy and my husband was deployed overseas. I was calling in because it's been a year now, so now I'm seven days away from seeing him

and I'm super excited. Wow. That's amazing. You're a week out, huh? I bet you are just, you just cannot wait. You're bouncing off the walls excited. Exactly. It's kind of hard to follow him

because we're both in the military, So we have to go, you know, our own way sometimes. So super exciting. And, you know, the moral story was it does get easier. And then I just, you know, whoever is going through it, you know, I wish them luck because it is hard. So when you called us a year ago, what was the story you told us? Yeah, so I mentioned how I think I was about two months in. And then I said, hey, you know, my husband's overseas.

It does get easier because, you know, it was really rough for me the first month or two. And I said, you know, like I have my dog that supports me. And then in that clip, my dog was like barking. You guys are all making fun of her saying that I was forcing her to bark or whatnot. But yeah, but yeah, I was just saying that it does get easier. That was pretty much what I was saying. That's awesome. How did you guys stay in contact for the most part?

Did you call FaceTime text? I think for the most part FaceTime for about 15 minutes or so. We don't get to talk too much during the day. So talk about 15 minutes every day and then, you know, that's it. Which, you know, in just a span of five, seven years or so, Amy, I would imagine when your husband was gone, especially when you guys were dating at first, FaceTime wasn't even a thing. No, we never FaceTime. Nope, that wasn't.

When he was in the Air Force, we didn't have that. But also, I mean, thankfully, my husband never left for a year at a time, which would have been crazy. But he would do 90 days, no communication. So he would be somewhere where I couldn't even talk to him for 90 days. I didn't know where he was. We couldn't talk on the phone. And I would just know when to go to the airport to pick him up. Well, we love, Jaya, that you called us back and that you're a week away from seeing him.

And, you know, let us know how it goes, okay? All right, thanks, Bobby. I'm sure it's going to be awesome. Yeah, it's going to be... You have to be... Surprise him. Put on a clown outfit. Do one of those things.

Yeah, he's going to be more excited about the dogs than me more than me. Oh, come on. That's not true. No, no. All right, Jaya, thank you for the call. We're really happy to hear that. All right. Thanks, Bobby.

All right. There's a good tell me something good. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's talk to Brian in Texas. Who's called us here at the show? Brian, what's going on? Hey, not much, Bobby.

How are you? This is Massaunt, Brian Burgess, station here in San Antonio, Texas. I appreciate you calling. What can I do for you? Hey, I just want to give a shout out to the Marines. It's Marine Corps birthday today, 246 years. That is correct. The day was established 100 years ago,

the actual birthday was, on November 10th, 1921 by the government to show appreciation for the Marines. The Marines themselves have been around since November 10th, 1775. Wow. Come on. Yeah, Brian, I'm glad you called. I had that set to talk about, but you've prompted an earlier speech of me saying that, first, happy birthday of the Marines. Tomorrow is Veterans Day. And you're listening to a show right now that could not be more indebted, more appreciative, more understanding.

more understanding of why we get to do what we do. And it is because of folks like you, Brian, a Marine, and folks like, and tomorrow I'll talk about veterans in general. But we just wouldn't be able to do this without you guys. So first, happy birthday to the Marines. I'll leave that there because I don't want to take anything from them. But tomorrow, I'm coming in, baby, for Veterans Day. Let's go.

I'm going to be here anyway, but like, I'm coming in. All branches. Yeah. Hey, Brian, thank you for sharing that. We appreciate your service so much. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know that I can do that bad.

You can. Yeah, yeah, I want to because it sounds cool. Like, I don't have a thing where I just, where I'm like, like, like I'd like something. The closest thing I have is when someone goes, morning studio, we go, morning. I made that up, but I wish I had like a peepie, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, or a tinker, tinker. You know, I don't know. Appreciate that. Have a good day.

Boom. Nailed it. Glad he said that. All right. Let's go over and do the news. Bobby's big. Stories. We talked about earlier, maybe this week or late last week, that Chris Evans was named Sexiest Man Alive, but that is false because page 6 messed it up.

The actual Sexiest Man Alive is Paul Rudd. He was named Sexiest Man Alive for 2021. They messed up. Yeah, that's crazy. The scoop was wrong. People didn't mess up. I like Paul Rudd as Sexiest Man alive. More of the Everyman, more of a guy that I can relate to.

He's funny. He's good looking, though, and he hasn't aged at all. Well, not true, but he is good looking, but he's not so good looking that he makes other guys feel uncomfortable. Like Thor. Like I'll never be that. My wife told me that I'm nothing like the guy that plays Thor. Yeah, Chris Simpsor. She was like, yeah, you're nothing like him. She was like, some people like that vibe.

Did you think you were a little bit like him? I work out pretty hard. And I feel like, you know, I feel more arms? No. And I feel like, I'll work out really hard. And she goes, you're nothing like him. She's like you're more of a Pete Davidson. And I think Pete Davidson is really funny.

Maybe you're in between. I don't spend an hour, an hour and a half every day to be nothing like Thor. I know that I'm not like naturally a good looking guy. Like physically, I'm not the aesthetic most girls crave. But you can at least fib a little. You should dress up like Thor for her one day and come home. She would just laugh. Oh boy.

With like a hammer and everything? She doesn't think Thor's hot, though, so it would do nothing. Oh, okay. Well, never mind. Well, she says she doesn't think Thor's hot, but I think every woman thinks that the Hemsworth guys are hot. Right. She's comforting you. The Castaway volleyball is now up for auction.

Wilson. Tom Hanks' famous volleyball from Castaway is for sale. It is described as heavily distressed with paint applied to create a worn, dirtied appearance. It went up for auction today. Currently, the bidding for Wilson is at $52,000. Whoa. Will Ferrell's elf costume sold for nearly $300,000 at an auction. I guess you put that in a shelf.

Those would be cool things to have, I guess, if you have people over. Or you put it on a dummy. I gave my Dancing with the Stars outfit to the Country Music Hall of Fame for a year, and they displayed it, and they put it on like a little dummy. Like a mannequin? Yeah. Where is that now? Where does that go after?

It's in my house. I kiss it by every day. There are two things I do every day when I leave. I kiss my Dancing with a Star's dummy. It's wearing my costume. I'm like, have a good day. And then I walk out and. And Amy and Notre Dame plays football

when they walk out of their locker room, they slap the wall and that signs just play like a champion today. Have you ever seen that? It's got gold. Was it in the movie Rudy? Yeah. I slapped that sign. I have one at my house too. It says don't get canceled today. And I slap it and walk out and come to work. That's the goal.

I was reading a story that most Americans feel like they can't even talk because they're at risk getting canceled all the time. That's every day on this show. I feel like this show's 30% worse because I'm like anything I say, I'm risk getting canceled all the time. time by everybody. It's good to see, though, some people that have been, quote, canceled, they've come back. So there's hope. Like, if you were to get canceled for a minute, you bounce back. That's not hope to me. That's not a hope. Like, think about it. Chrissy Teigen was canceled,

hardcore for a hot minute. She's bounced back. She's back. She's back. She also has the luxury of having, first of all, she's funny, but she also has a really rich and famous husband. That if you get canceled, she doesn't lose her jaw. I mean, she's okay, just living. Well, yes. If you get canceled and this is my job. It's my only job I have. I think I'm talented at. We have us. Yeah. We're not a job. Yeah, that's it though. So that's why I walk out of the house and go, don't get canceled today. Yeah. An Iowa mayor will be chosen at random. The next mayor of Osceola in southern Iowa will be chosen at completely random after election day. incumbent Thomas Kedley,

led challenger Matthew stole by one vote. But after a recount, the two were tied. To break the tie, a member of the Clark County Board of Supervisors will draw one of the candidates' names out of a hat. Oh my gosh, sounds like our show. Like, that's how we decide things. Spin the wheel. What?

Roll the dice. Finally, Disney Plus Day is going to be a big deal on Friday. This is not a commercial, which is not cheaper to watch Breaking Bobby Bones. Oh. There you go. The streamer shared that former and new subscribers will be able to test drive Disney Plus

for $199 a month if they sign up to Disney Plus during Disney Plus day. If you have kids, Disney Plus is awesome. Oh, for sure. You did it. stuff on Disney Plus, I don't even know what it is. It's bluey. There's a lot of good Marvel stuff,

which I do like, and then breaking Bobby Bones. But Disney Plus Day is Friday. Yeah, so if you get it for $1.99 a month on Disney Plus Day or whatever, you get access to all these movies that normally you would have to pay for, which is why it's huge in our family. And I think I pay $7 a month.

So take advantage of that. No, just cancel and then do it on Friday. All right, thank you guys. That's the news. When you were talking about Chrissy Teigen in the last segment, it reminded me of this list of celebrities people admit to not liking anymore. And number one is Chrissy Teigen. Oh, really? Uh-oh, I thought she had bounced back.

She's on Twitter again on Instagram. I don't know that she's getting any big deals or anything. Well, I mean, she put out a book. But not since she's been canceled. Yeah, I think it just came out. Like, this is last week or something. Wow. I thought everybody cut ties with her for a while.

No. She has, like, her own line. I think in some of the bigger brands that cut ties with her, she had said they were planning on cutting ties anyways. Yeah. That's what I'll say too. Hey, that's what I want to say too. Don't worry. Okay.

Well, I still follow her. I mean, I don't know. Jared Leto. Okay, I haven't thought about him in quite some time. He's always in those lists of celebrities that are jerks and that are awful. Oh. And I don't know that from personal experience, but I do read a lot of those articles. Yeah.

Or a lot of those Reddit threads were like, Geroletto, not a good dude. Wow. Gwyneth Paltrow. What? Yeah. I mean, she's kind of got way out there with some of her weird things. She feels like, to me, she thinks she's better than everybody else. It just seems very disconnected with reality of like, I ate bread today.

And it's like a big deal that she ate bread this year or something. It just doesn't seem like she's real. Roseanne Barr. Yeah, why did we stop liking her? I can't remember. She tweeted racist stuff. Yes, that is why. I can see that.

I haven't thought about Roseanne. Me neither. I forgot. about that. That show's still on? Yeah, but it's without her. I guess, though, I haven't, I haven't thought about her enough to like her or not like her. I saw her get canceled, but I wasn't, I wasn't like, oh, I guess I just won't listen to Roseanne anymore, because I wasn't listening to her anyway. I didn't know she was ever liked. Oh, yeah, back in the 90s. Roseanne was awesome back in the day. And her show had just come back, and then they kicked her off.

Leah Michelle, apparently she was basically a mean girl on that set. Oh, yeah. That came out. She seems like she could be a mean girl. Yeah. Although I met her once at American Idol quickly. I had no opinion. She wasn't mean to me. She didn't spit on me or anything. I mean, that had been a story, right?

Yeah. But she was, I just said hello. She said hello. So I don't have a bad story to report. Same thing with Avril Levine. When I met her, I was like, I'm going to get a good story here. First of all, I'm going to see if it's really her. Because they say the real Adderal's dead.

And a new person's replaced her. But she was semi-pleasant. And I was like, I have no story. I would like for them to be really nice or really mean. So I have something Like I can pull from it Yeah that I'm like But I'm at Abrol and it was just like

Hi, hi And I was like dang there's nothing here No story Brandon Yuri Who's that Late singer of Panic the Disco Why do we not like him Mike? I like him just fine

Is there anything I shouldn't like about him? Kelsey Grammer Oh I mean I guess he was liked maybe back in his show date Like what was the show? Frazier and Cheers But then he cheated on his house housewife or did whatever. Oh, he did?

He was married to Camille. I don't know. I don't know what happened with this situation. They just got a divorce and then because he was on the show. This was years ago though, so I haven't thought about him in quite some time. Most of these people aren't people that I've just recently disliked. People weren't even thinking about. No, I feel like the only relevant person on there is Chrissy Teigen. And

Gwlett-Catro. Oh, sorry, Guinecto that's Eddie's favorite thing. He loves her. A woman went out with a man on a first date and then she politely declined his offer for a second date and then he wanted to be paid back for that date. See, this is what Venmo is allowing to request money. Yeah.

Because back in the day, you go on a date, you pay for the first date. You have no way to even ask for money unless you call them up on the phone and say, hey, maybe you get a refund. And you don't do that. But now because of these apps, the cash app, PayPal, Venmo, it's so easy to just send a request to request money. But the story is, she goes out. He sends a message going, hey, can I get a refund for the cover for parking and dinner that first night? All because she didn't say. say yes to the second date?

No. No, he can't do that. Of course it's no. I don't think we're debating if this is a yes or no thing. It's just where a culture has shifted now. But also, if you are going to ask for a refund for the first date, then you should probably split the first date. If you're that kind of person, you should probably split the first date then. That way, you know, whichever way it goes, you're fine.

If it goes to a second day, then you can decide. But first date, if this is going to be your M.O., you need to. to go, hey, let's just go have these. I don't even want to say Dutch because I don't know what that means anymore. Dutch means you pay for yourself? No, I know what it means, but I don't know why that's a term. Because I was watching the morning show, which is a show on Apple Plus, and it's never something that I said, but there's a storyline where the guy gets in trouble on the news for saying that

someone is a spirit animal. And I didn't know that was offensive. So before I said, hey, we'll go Dutch. I'm like, hmm, I don't know what that means. I don't know why it means that. Well, it's from like 17th century in England, so I don't even know. But what does it say? Does anyone have why that is used? Are the Dutch notorious for splitting things fairly unequal?

Because that's a culture I can get into. That's funny. Like they're all about equality and like, that's great. I don't know. I have the origin is back, it dates back to 17th century when England and the Netherlands fought constantly over trade routes and political boundaries. It just seems like it's complicated. I bet you somewhere there's an easier explanation than that. Over time, going Dutch came to represent the practice of paying your own portion, like Dutch lunch or Dutch treat, going Dutch would become more popular at the start of the 20th century.

But again, like you said, it mostly just defines it. It's a British slur towards the Dutch. That's the British started it making fun of them. Which is why I don't say it anymore. Yeah. You don't want to offend them. Yeah. I don't.

Does it say why? Well, I guess because of the war, they were. mad at the Dutch and so they started making fun of them and because they wouldn't pay. It's a 300 year insult to Dutch people. Yeah. Look what we learn here. That's interesting. I'm not quite sure. Yeah, me either, but look what we learned. So should we stop saying Dutch? I don't. Yeah. Are we going to get canceled? I choose not. Oh, I never said it. I never said it. Okay. There we go. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Love Squid Game. I call it Squid Games, but to be fair, I call Walmart, Walmart's, and Nordstrom, Northstroms. So, but Squid Game, season two has been confirmed, which it had to be. It was massive. It was awesome. It ended and I wanted more. I binged and I, you know, I struggle with finding the time to binge these days. I could not get to the next episode fast enough.

Oh my gosh. And I did not want to watch it to begin with because I thought, I don't want to read subtitles. I don't want to see dubs. You know, English dubs over. It was that good to me. Now, I watched it way early before the hype. So I did not have a hype expectation. But holy moly, was it good?

I know. Now I guess I maybe need to go back, but I stopped it at episode one and a half. It took me the end of episode two to be like, I got to watch another one. And then like four, it's all I thought about. It was how do I find time in my day? That sounds healthy.

But that's how good it was. Like, how do I find time in my day to go back and finish this series? Okay. So it's going to be like 18 months, they say, because it hasn't even been written yet. And there's also the guy who did the movie, he didn't make a ton of money from it. He got his normal pay, but there was no bonus on performance at Netflix. So they're going to do two, but he wrote it and directed it all himself, the first one.

And he's like, I need help. Like, I need directors and I need other writers. I'm pretty pumped about that. I mean, there's pressure there for sure, though. The binging thing is now, it's different because a lot of shows that I watch now come out weekly again. I know. So it's throwing me. Like, I have to wait for Yellowstone every week now.

And that's annoying. Yeah, I mean, I haven't even started Yellowstone. And I'm starting to think that, I don't know. Should I wait and let them build up? And then I can have a good Yellowstone binge session? Yes. The answer is yes. If you can wait, do wait.

Okay. I think every show should launch with four episodes. That way, there's a decent binge in there. And then we could binge two and two. Like, I think every show now that comes out should peel us off four. and then go week to week. Okay, well, then that's what I'm going to do. Because I have other things that I'm invested in right now.

I'm obsessed with Yellowstone. Don't get me wrong, but I think that I can wait and my reward will be a binge. Did you ever watch Only Murder in the Building? Yeah, that's so cute. All done? I love that, yeah. Cute's a good word.

It's like a mix between, you know, like a murder mystery, or like a thriller, like a Ted Lasso. Yes. Because there's a little bit of both in there. because Martin Short and Steve Martin are so funny. And Selena Gomez, so I'm kind of like, she's really good in it. So good.

She's so good that I'm like, I kind of like Selena Gomez, even though that, you know, the Beaver stuff didn't work out. I feel like her fans are mean to Haley Beaver. Yeah. But that was a really good show, too. Over to D.D. and Virginia, who's on the phone.

Hey, D.D., welcome to the show. What's going on? Hi, Bobby. Hello. Morning. Morning. So I have a pet peeve. and it's people that back into parking spaces, it drives me crazy.

But what if it's on the side of the road? Because I have to do this sometimes. You have to pull up and there's a road spot. And then you have to back parallel into it. Oh, that you can't hate on. That's the only way to get in. I think she means like a normal picture, a normal parking lot. And people, instead of pulling right in, take the time to back in.

Well, I don't mind that because if I commit a crime, I need to jump in and drive out fast. Yeah. And I'm committing a lot of crimes. You know, a lot of petty theft. Okay, tell me why you're annoyed, D.D. Well, I mean, you know, I was out Christmas shopping and the outlet mall is crowded and people like try to back in and they pull up a little bit and they try. I mean, if you haven't really perfected that, then I don't think you should be doing it while you've got a string of people behind you. I don't mind that.

I don't mind what she's saying there. On a crowded weekend of shopping and you're not an excellent parker, stop trying to do exceptional parking. Yeah, some people could probably win. right in there, no problem. I struggle with parking frontward in a parking lot. I'm the worst parker on the show. Yeah. Which is why when the company said, hey, pick out your own parking space and we'll save it in my last

contract. I picked the one when you drove in, you never have to turn. You drive right into it frontways. Yeah, you can't get it wrong. Because I'm a bad parker. I'm okay at parallel parking because my car has little lines now as like a rearview camera and it does the little lines on it. That helps you.

Yeah, it keeps me in the line. It's like coloring. As long as I stay in the lines, I'm good. Hey, D.D., you know what? I agree with you. On a Saturday or when it's busy, maybe you shouldn't do next level up parking. Just pull into the spot.

Right. Yes. Okay. Yeah, agree. Thank you. Good call. I mean, this is kind of a PSA. I agree.

We've really benefited. America's benefited from this call. Yeah. And there's nothing better, though, when you get in your car and you just drive straight out of your parking a lot. It does feel so good. It does feel so good. It does feel so good.

D.D., they're switching me again. No, no, but you have to be good at parking that way. If you are, then you can benefit from that. Or if you get lucky and there's two empty spots in a row and you get to pull right into that position. Always be careful, though, that little concrete thing that sometimes you can't see and you're pulling forward. You don't see that?

Because I've done, no, I don't see very well. Dedy, thank you. Have a great day. You too. Bye-bye. Let's go over to Brenda and Virginia. We have two Virginias in a row. Virginia. What's going on? It's Brandon, Virginia, the crew of this morning. I have a question.

Let's say my son yesterday was driving with a friend, and my son was a passenger, the friend was the driver. They were going 65 and a 35-mile-an-hour speed zone. Okay. Four police officers pulled them over. My son was a passenger. Now, would he, and I asked him this this morning, why didn't he? ask his friend to slow down, what would you do in that situation?

Who ain't you think to ask them to go the speed limit? Who am I? Am I you or am I your kid? And what would I do? Am I your kid? If you were the kid. Yeah. If you were the kid in the passenger seat. Got it.

And the driver is going 30 miles over the speed limit on a back, windy road, which anything could have happened to anybody. vehicle. I'm scared of Brenda right now. I just want to give the answer that makes her happy because she is fired up. No, you have to give the answer from a 16 year old perspective. If I'm 16, I'm an idiot. Yes. So let's just all understand we're 16. We're dumb as crap. However, as a 16 year old, I was scared as crap. So I would have said, hey, hey, if Eddie's driving us, Eddie, slow down, man. You're going to get us both in trouble. I would have done that. I would have been responsible enough because you're not the norm. But she's asking what I would have done. If I'm you, I, thank God they didn't get in a wreck.

hit something or somebody. And so because that happened, this can now be a learning experience for your son. You slap him in the head and you go, you are responsible for what your buddy's doing in the front seat too. Like, you have got to tell him to chill out. And if he goes, Mom, it wouldn't slow down. It didn't matter what I tell him.

Then say, pull the car over and let me out. Oh. Oh, yeah. But also not literally slap him in the head. Just to clarify. Sometimes 16-year-olds need a little slap in the head. Yeah, but I mean, I think that that's, yes, the case. Kids are going to be kids.

I mean, when my husband was a teenager, he was driving his mom's car, which was a sports car, and him and his friend, they were going so fast, they ended up in a police chase. My husband ran from the law. He ended up being a good dude. You know what? He did.

Air Force Academy, Air Force, yeah. Yes, but he was, like, his friend was riding passenger, and I guarantee it was like, this is amazing, keep going faster. So kids are going to be kids, but I would just say, if you didn't think, if you didn't have the forethought to ask your friend to slow down, then your consequence might be that you can't ride with friends anymore until you can learn it, that's not okay.

Oh my goodness. We all did this when we were 16. But it doesn't make it right, right? This is a learning experience. Yeah. This is what we're going to say, Brenda. Your son needs to understand you are upset

because they could have hurt somebody. Exactly. You also know Brenda what it was like when you were 16. So in the back of your mind, you have a little grace. But you don't let that S happen again. That's right.

And if it does happen again, yeah, No more riding passenger. And heck, rip the passenger seat at his car. Whoa. Yeah, double time. Okay. Exactly. Yeah.

You're okay to be upset. That's pretty dumb. 16-year-olds are dumb. Just make sure now they're not as dumb and they learn from this, okay? Exactly. Maybe you show videos of... Oh, I don't like that. No.

Or pictures. Of what? Of cars that have been... Oh, my gosh. Like, cars that have been wrecked. I don't like that. You're putting trauma on the kid. Look.

Okay, well, I mean, they need to know on a windy road going 30 miles an hour. Four cops had to pull them over. That was intense. Yeah, that's intense for sure. That's a lot of lights behind you. Yeah. Okay, Brenda, you do as you see fit. We agree with you just a little bit in the back of your mind.

You don't have to say it out loud. Have a little grace because he's 16. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Well, thank you for your input. She's hot. You're welcome. Bye, Brenda.

Bye-bye. Have a great day. Thank you. You have a great day, too. See, that's what I like about this show. I didn't know what she was actually going to say. I just said Brenda has a question. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Florida. Police received a call. Yeah, we got a report of car break in. Yeah, we're responding. And they show up and they find marinera sauce all over the door handle. Right?

Then they go down the street a little bit. They find an empty pizza box. About a block later, they found a guy with marinerar sauce all over his hands. Caught, red-handed. Okay. Oh, right-handed, nice. Feels like someone that commits a crime in the snow and you follow their tracks in all. But it's wild they could track a pizza.

I mean, he was literally eating pizza. He told him I was eating pizza while I was breaking into cars. And usually when you lead a story with the bonehead with Mara, it doesn't go Nera. It goes Wana. Oh, that's where I thought he was one team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A man was found with Mera. Nera. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Amy, what did you watch on Netflix? It was good? Love Hard.

Huh? It's a Christmas movie. Netflix now has... Hey, okay. All right. Okay, so Hallmark used to, you know, have the crown when it came to Christmas movies, but now Lifetime, Netflix, Hulu, they're putting out their own versions, and I think Netflix has 11 Christmas movies coming out in the month of November,

and this is one of them, and it's so cute. I saw it in the top 10, so I thought, well, I'll give this one a try. and the rating score on Rotten Tomatoes was not good, but I completely disagree, and it's so cute, and you definitely should watch it. If I go search a movie and the rating score isn't good, I don't watch the movie. I know, but I still went for it because it's a Christmas movie,

and I love cheesy holiday movies. Maybe that's it. We don't have high expectations for Christmas movies. Yeah, but still, this one's so cute. Love Hard. It's got a 97% from the audience, so that's good. But a 53% splat from the critics. and it is a Christmas movie,

not a, not a, totally. What? That never even crossed my mind. When you said Netflix and it's called Love Hard. Also, I think when they put into the, sometimes I think they put movies in the top ten

just to get you to watch them. Oh, it's not really that popular? I don't think so. I don't think it's like a vote count. That's deceiving. I thought it was like the algorithm. Like if a lot of people are watching it, it pops into your top ten.

That probably happens, but I'm sure with new movies. Because how were people to know Love Hard's keeping coming out? Yeah, I didn't. I just saw it. And I was like, oh, well, this looks interesting. What's your about? Well, so this girl, she does online dating and she gets a match with this guy. They have a lot in common, but it's a catfish situation. But then, you know, it's Christmas, so there's a lot of feel-good things. Yes, I thought you might relate to the catfish thing. But I don't want to watch it. Why? Because I've been catfish. That's not, that's trauma. Oh, yeah.

Oh, but I want to watch that. Okay, well, maybe, but this is a feel-good catfish story. I'd rather watch Hillbilly Ellogy. I'd rather be hit by that trauma again. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Okay, love hard is on Netflix and you recommend it. What do you give it? Four and a half. Wow.

Catfish is out of five. Four and a half? In the Christmas movie category. You have to understand that because it's giving you all the Christmas feels, it goes up. All right, that's what's up. Have a great day. We'll see you on Thursday's show. Bye, everybody.

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