The Bobby Bones Show - Pimpin Joy Mug Shot Story + Bobby Gives Caller Wedding Song Ideas + Concerts That Were Way Too Long

Episode Date: December 27, 2017

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I don't really know. Because you got her and she was already kind of grimaced. Yeah, we rescued her. and we didn't know her age but the vet guest and we've had her for about 10 years. She's big and she's having hit problems at this point. Yeah, she's gotten all kinds of things going on. And she's been limping for days

and I kept thinking like, what in the world is in her paw? I kept looking for like a splinter or something. Turns out she's got torn muscle. Oh, man. And here's why I tell the story, not because of the dog because Amy took care of the dog. Yeah. She gave her muscle relaxers. Yeah.

Amy sends me a note, guys I'm not kidding. The note's like, hey. Yeah, yeah, exactly Now I said, be honest No, yeah, what, what? And he sends me a note She goes, hey, because I care about her dog, she's like, hey, hips,

good, put a muscle relaxer, whatever She goes, hey, be honest, do you ever taking your dog's medicine? Be honest. Like the muscle relaxers? His dog has doggy Xanax for the weather. Why are you asking? Yeah, exactly.

Wow. Because, I mean, I have some muscle relaxers and I don't know, sometimes PMS is a little much. What? This is bad, this is bad. kids. Yes, it's so bad.

I'm just asking, I don't know. Do people do that? Is that a thing? You mean? Oh, not for you. For your friends. No, I just wanted to, I don't know. Okay.

Because I do have a legit prescription for Xanax from a doctor. Right. But I don't take it that often at all. But like, let's say, since I already have prescription and I ran out, is that a thing? Okay. So I don't know. This is probably. This is what I would say.

I have taken my dog's medicine. before. You have! You have! You have. I knew it. One time by accident, I took a wrong model. Oh, my accident. Did you look the same? And it was for some kind of weird, like, fungus. Heartworm? It wasn't even for, like, his antics or muscle relax. I, like, took it, like, it's fungus medicine. And I was like, oh, no, oh, no. It just started like, ha, ha, ha, ha, you start, was that panting? But no, yes. It's probably, it's not the right thing to do. No. Nobody's going to do it. Amy, don't. I just was curious. Yeah, keyword was accident.

for Bobby. Because she was like, hey, did it, then she was like, by the way. I just curious. Be honest in all caps. Yeah, so dog's good. Yeah, she's like better than good. Oh, she's like,

that's why Amy wants to medicine. She's straight to him. The Bobby Bones show. Bones. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. I think what they're doing in drones is amazing.

From taking pictures to dropping rafts to people that are drowning. Life-saving rafts. A drone helped find two missing hikers and a dog. You know, think about that. Like, where you would normally go searching or maybe a helicopter and it takes... They just flew some drones over.

Like video drones and then they watch the footage? The Douglas County Search and Rescue team spotted the hikers using a drone with a camera on it. Wow. After hiking around devil's head for several hours. By the way, doesn't sound like to save his head to walk around. Of all the heads,

to camp. Devil's head probably not the safest. Yeah. The two men and their dog found themselves lost and they couldn't call 911 because on top of devil's head there's no service. Oh. Yeah. Of all the heads to have service, devil's head's not the one. So two hours after

they went out, the drone was like, we got them. They got the cameras on them. You know you have a drone with a camera. I don't touch that thing. I gave it to you. I'll go to jail because I'll fly it somewhere I shouldn't. I'll for sure go, restrict the airspace, arrest that guy. And secondly, I'll crash it. Okay, if you learn how to use it, it could be cool. What am I going to do with it?

Well, I don't know. Am I tape picture of my dog in the backyard? Listen, whatever. You don't have to use it. Merry Christmas. Thank you. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show.

Bobby Bones Show. Amy said she was listening to the radio, and she was flipping around stations, and she heard lunchbox as a wife on the radio. Yeah. Doing stuff for top golf. And she sounded pretty good. Because she works for top golf. Yeah.

Whoa. And I don't even know. I mean, I was just like flipping. I don't even know what I was listening to, where it was, but it was 100% his wife, and she sounded great. What was she talking about? Top golf, I don't even know. I can tell you what she was talking about. Was it a commercial or an interview?

It was like a golf show or something. She's like a, she hears me on the radio and she thinks she needs to be on the radio too now. Why don't you tell us to stuff? Why does it take Amy to hear? Here's my thing. What's Amy doing listening to a golf show? I wasn't. I was flipping.

And I didn't listen to it for a long time. But it's on a sports station. And how does Amy hear that? There's no way Amy should hear that and hear my wife. So I feel like it's like clear. And it was like at 7.30 at night. Amy's usually in bed by then. Like, no one should hear that.

Okay, let's let deflect from what's happening here. So your wife goes on a golf show on the sports channel. Yeah, and she talks golf and talks all about her job and invites people off? No. No. I'm confused. Does she have her own show? No.

They have their show and they have her on to interview her. Like what would they ask her? Like what they talking to her about Amy? No, I don't know. even know. Top golf. I don't know golf either. And I didn't stay on it. Why didn't she come on our show? Yeah, dude. That's awesome. She's a radio personality, too.

I was going to suggest, like, I feel like she could come on. Like, she sounded good enough to where, like, you know, some people are, like, shy when they get in front of a microphone. No, she's good. Wow. Lunchbox's his wife. He didn't even tell us she worked on. Yeah, I mean, you want some audio? He hit it. But you have it saved in your

phone? Yeah, yeah, I took video of her on the... Like, did you go? No, no. I just took video of the... the audio coming out so I could send it out to the family so they could be like, oh, look, here's the radio star. You do video of the audio. That's how he records.

Okay. We'll place a little audio of your mother. All right, let's see, let's see. Hopefully it doesn't say her name. Go ahead. Who are looking for any sort of gift ideas for French cars available. Look at this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk off. She sounds really good. She's very comfortable, very comfortable. I was very, you know, I have to coach her sometimes because she gets nervous. I'm like, look, just avoid the arms and the arms. She didn't sound nervous at all.

What if she ends up being a bigger radius harder than he is? I know. I think that's what he's worried about. Dude, would you get jealous if she, like, got her own show and became like a national phenomenon? Stop it right now. Don't start putting ideas in her head? Oh, my gosh. Will she hear the segment?

Yes. Okay. What if? She needs to come up here and be. Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I have to go pick up my kids at some point. Have her sit in.

Amy's husband came up and sang with her on Christmas. He did. Interesting. Because he likes to sing. No, he doesn't. It's a terrible argument. You lost that one. Because he likes to sing.

No, he does not like being on the radio. But there was some got a bet or something. Yeah, there was something. I had to beg him or, I don't even know. But you know, you know talent when you hear? Like, what did you hear? I hear pure talent. I did, really?

Yeah. Like, I tell you, the best female I've ever heard on the radio is Amy. Yeah. And I say that all the time because she's not a radio person. She sounds phenomenal. Best human ever heard on the radio. Best female talent ever heard. Second best, lunchbox is blind.

Really? Yeah. I can tell. Wow. Yeah. There it. Dude. Got to bring her in.

After the first of the year, we'll talk about it. She may be on vacation. Oh, no. The Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. All right, time for positivity. Tell me something good.

All right, we're going to go around the room and share something positive. I'll go first. A cancer patient whose car was stolen received a new set of keys to a brand new Nissan. A few weeks ago, Kate Barnett was shopping, and her Dodge Neon was stolen with her wheelchair and her wall chair. in her wallet. She said, I won't press any charges. I just want my car back.

Like, I cannot afford to buy another one. After they aired the story, the president of this Nissan place said, hey, we got you. Gave her brand new Nissan. Wow. That's amazing. That's awesome.

She went home with her new Nissan on Monday this week. That's pretty cool. Probably got her an ultima or a maxima. Shout out. Okay, now you're just inserting car name. Or a rogue. Pathfinder. But let's be honest.

Have you seen the Titans are going to do. A frontier. Yeah, so shout out Nissan for that. Amy? Well, one city has set a goal or did set a goal to do 1,000 acts of kindness, and they hit over 106,000 acts of kindness. So they far exceeded their goal. And I thought, man, what if like every city rallied together and was like,

hey, let's sit a goal for random acts of kindness. Just think what a better place this world will be. Lunchbox, you're up. Back in 1957. Beth Ann wore a class ring around her neck. It was her boyfriends, and they went to the beach after graduating high school. They're swimming and they lose the class ring. Well, they end up getting married.

60 years later, someone's, you know, swimming in the ocean, found the ring and got it back to him. No way. Swimming in the ocean, they just found it. He was diving. He was doing some diving, and he's like, what is that in the bottom of the sand? He digs it, class ring from 1957, hits up Bethan in Washington State and gets it back to her. Dang. There you go. Tell me something good right there.

A listener asks what I do with my dog whenever I leave and come to the show. Well, first, I tell him goodbye. Oh, course. Give him a little scratch on the head and say, hey, buddy, got to go. And he goes into his own room. He has his own little room that's connected to the bathroom. So he goes back there and he has like an open kennel, but a whole room. But he still goes and chills in his kennel.

It never comes out of it, but there's not a cage on the front of it. But I have a dog walker that goes over. because sometimes I don't get home until late. So dog walker will go over at like in the morning. Yeah. And let him out and walk him around. So, but I do leave and I tell him by. When you leave, is your husband up with you every morning when you leave?

Yes. Every morning. If he's there, he's up. And he's made me hot lemon water and fed the dog and let the dog out. And then the dog goes back to bed. We don't really see her again. What's the goodbye thing for you? With him?

Yeah. Normally, by the time he's done all that, he's sitting down having coffee working and I'm getting ready. and I'm normally rushing out the door and he'll be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And I get to the door and I'm already late and then I have to sprint back to him and give him a quick kiss and then I get to go. On the cheek or on the mouth?

On the mouth, I guess. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's probably different every day, but. I'm keeping it fresh, huh? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. It's not like a makeout. Keeping the fire.

Yeah. And then if I don't, he'll see me a text. And they're like, you didn't say bye. I'm like, I was in a hurry. I'm going to be late. Normally I'm going to be late. So just meet me at the door. Eddie, you have kids.

Yeah. What do you do? Do you tell them buying them? Because you leave before they go to school. Everyone's asleep when I leave. But now there's a new rule in my house because usually what I do is I go and I kind of kiss my wife on the cheek and then I go to the boy's bedroom. She doesn't go to bed. No, they're all passed out.

They're all asleep. I've tippy-toed for like 45 minutes getting ready around the house. Then I go to my kids' room and I kind of just kiss them in the forehead, tell them I love them. And then I go out the door. Every morning. Every morning. Okay. But now there's a new rule.

I can't do that anymore. I can't go into the kids room because apparently yesterday I go in, or I don't know, a couple days ago. I go in there and I, to go kiss Jr., Jr., the three-year-old, and he's wide awake. Eyes open looking at him, and he smiles. And I'm like, what's up? Going to work. I love you. And he just giggles and I wave at him or whatever.

And then I go out the door. I get to work. About 30 minutes later, my wife texts me. She's like, did you wake the kid up? Because he's wide awake. And we're all awake now because of you. So the new rule is I cannot go into the kids' bedroom and say good night and wake them up. Or good morning.

Oh, good morning. And I didn't mean to wake him up. He was up. He's just wide, eyes wide open. But I got the blame for it. So no more, I'm going to work. I guess I'll just kind of peek in their room and see if their eyes are open and their clothes. I'll go ahead and give him a kiss.

But if not, I got to close the door again. It's funny. No, it's not funny. because I love saying bye to them. That was my thing. I loved it. But apparently, most parents... She doesn't want her thing to be to get up.

And most parents will understand that when your kid's up at like five in the morning, four in the morning, you've got to get up with them. There you go. I did the dad. Bobid Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from New York City.

John Park showed up at LaGuardia Airport to check in his luggage for his flight. When the person's on him, you know, it's $50 to check a bag. He said, oh, that's okay, I'll pay $50 because there's a bomb in that bag. Oh, no. I saw this. He was mad that he had to pay $50, and so he wanted to make a little funny comment, and the airport had to be evacuated. They locked everything down.

He was 70. Does that affect how he's old? So he's just a grouchy old man? Yeah. I don't know. But they locked the whole airport now, like a part of it, at LaGuardia, because you can't be yelling. You've got a bomb in a bag. No.

Wow. I'm Lunchbox That's your Bonehead story of the day Tina In one of my favorite places Bakersville, California Hey Hi there

Thanks for calling What's your question My son's getting married And he wants us to do a mother's son dance And unfortunately I can't come up with the song He sent me a song a couple of days ago And I literally could not get through

The first three Probably word that they said Without crying And it was just too sad I wanted something memorable for us, but not something that says that I'm going to cry on the whole dance for it throughout the whole entire song. So I thought it would kind of call him and see if you had a recommendation. Well, you're going to cry anyway. I mean, it sounds like you're ready to go right now, honestly.

Like, this is a big deal for you. What was the song that he recommended? You know what? I really couldn't tell you because I honestly could not get through probably, like, the first four or five words of the song. Well, I can give you a couple just evergreen, like really good songs that if you play aren't going to be weird, but they're big songs. For example, like, I hope you dance from Leanne Womack. Like, that song is just like, it's not romantic. It's about love and opportunity.

It's about life. And it's like, you know, if things don't work out, find a way. It's just a good message of a song. I think that's a good mom's son dance song Because you gotta be weird Because if it starts to get a little romantic in the song It starts to be a little weird Right

And it's tough to have a slow dance song That's not romantic And this is one of them It's very much to be a mom talking to a son So that's a good I would recommend that one Anybody have any problem with that one? No, I like that one

Everybody's kind of like, huh? It was interesting at first But it makes sense now It's like a life song Yeah So that one or I would recommend like what a wonderful world

older song but man this is such a beautiful song I see trees of green I see them blue to myself wonderful like that's a good one they're just beautiful songs right

they're not romantic you can't do you know Tim and Faith it's your love it just does something To me. It's a ballad song.

Ballads are mostly love songs. Unless it's like burning house where it's sad. Oh man. You know? I had a dream about a burning house. Wait, Mom? What? Why are you telling me this, mom?

So those are two that I would say right there. I'll give those recommendations. Thank you and thank you for the call. I appreciate that. Good luck. Congratulations. We'll take a second because lunchbox wants to let everybody know that he thinks deodorant is overrated and he's done a study himself to prove this.

He said it for years, but he's been conducting a Sunday science experiment on us, and he thinks that deodorant is overrated. Go ahead. I went on a five-day no-deodorant streak, and not one person noticed. Not one person said, oh, you smell, you stink. Everybody was like, oh, you smell fine. Nobody said to you smell fine. Well, not one person said, I stink.

And so when you think someone stinks, you tell, hey, man, you kind of smell. But not one thing. Five days with no deodorant and not a peep out of you fools. So that tells me that deodorant doesn't need to be worn. You guys just think, oh, you know, do you? Deodorant is such a great thing, but you don't really know when people aren't wearing deodorant. What does your wife think about your grooming habits, which aren't? That would be nice.

It's kind of gross. Correct. Yeah. How does she feel about the whole situation? I mean, she didn't say I was smelly. She didn't know. I did the test on her too because she always like, oh, everybody needs to wear deodorant. We need to spend money buying deodorant.

Really? Seems like deodorant is just making money and you don't even need it. But what does she think like about, like you sweat so much. at night. You don't shower after soccer. You'll just finish playing soccer and go right to bed. Yeah, I do do that. That's so good. You'll take your clothes, you'll throw him on the porch after you play soccer and then just put her back on. It's like there's a lot of things happening.

Like how you don't have MRSA? I don't know. I don't know how you've inverted. Yeah. Dude, I had mercy. I wasn't dirty. I know, but he puts himself in situations. You're right. Like that's why in football locker rooms, they have to clean things.

Yep, Jim mats, all that stuff. MRSA. MR. Okay. I build up my immune system, I think, is why I don't have it. Because you guys are all worried about hand sanitizer too. I don't use that. And guess what?

Yes, who never gets sick. This cat. Do you wash your hands after use the bathroom? No. Oh, my goodness. Do you ever wash your hands? When I take a shower. Like, you know what I...

It's not washing your hands. Yeah, it is. You're in the shower. You rub your hair with the shampoo or whatever. But let me tell you... One thing I have never done, and I don't understand. I've never washed my back. Like, I don't know how you would do that.

Like, you just turn the... Because your elbows don't bend that way. No, no. But you don't rub... soap on your back. What about your wife? Does she ever rub it on your back? No.

Gross. Amy, don't ask that question. No. And then, I know that I've never, I've never washed my feet. You guys wash your feet? Yes. All the things. I just assume, like, the shampoo or soap just runs down and washes your feet off.

Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, it falls in line with the rest of your life. It's not shocking to me. No, no, no. It's not shocking to me. No. So no deodorant.

For five days. You don't wash your hands. No. What about when an artist comes in and you shake their hands? Oh, I don't care. I'll go to the bathroom, come right in and shake their hand. No big deal. You can't just be honest.

I had to stop this conference. Yes, let's stop. Do I smell? No? Well, I don't know. We haven't got that. Exactly. And you also wear the same like three.

Exactly. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, good point. You also wear the three same hoodies over the top of each other every day. So you're like three deep, dude. Yeah, you're three layers. We can't smell over that. You're like rotating.

He's got a UFC one, a baseball one. Kansas's one. And then it's like, switch out. And I think you were. him all the same time, he just moves their position. That's why we can't smell you. All right. Thank you, lunchbox, for your time.

Thank you for presenting us. Hey, but if you want to save money, deodorant free. There you go. All right. A mom was arrested over her 12-year-old daughter's tattoo. What's that?

What? Twelve years all rocking and rolling. Man. The mom of a 12-year-old's been arrested after a Jesus-Love's tattoo was spotted on her daughter's shoulder. I mean, does she get lesser because of Jesus.

Yeah, I mean, I was thinking that. I was like, could we... Positive message? At least we didn't say something awful. The tattoo, which also featured a blue-green cross, was seen by a fifth grade teacher. The girl wore a strapless dress. The teacher called police to say,

there's a tattoo on the 12-year-old. Both of the parents had a different story. It boiled down to just finger-pointing, and none of the stories were she just went and did it herself and didn't tell us. Yeah. What's the difference between giving the girl a tattoo? and the ears piercing.

The girl, like when a baby gets its ears pierced, the baby has no saying it. The parents do that also. Yeah, ears piercing girl back. Oh, they can. You mean close up? The tattoo can get removed. But that's painful.

That's color. I don't know. I'm not justifying that you can... I'm more concerned about the 12-year-old in a strapless dress. So many layers. Then I am. The tattoo...

The most common last name in 2017. Oh, that's easy. What do you think it is? I agree. So 2.5 million Smiths in America, number one. The second most popular name, Johnson. Oh. Then Williams, Brown.

Jones and Garcia. I was going to say, Shut up. Stop it, come on. Are you joking? Are you serious? We got a lot of these here. What's Williams, though?

Why did you say that? It's just one that came to mind as being popular. Oh, not yours? I didn't think mine was going to be popular. You're just popular. Yeah, I guess so. Mine's almost Jones. Yeah, Bobby Jones.

We kind of almost are all on this list. Look at you guys. I'm surprised at, like, Hispanic last name is only six. Because there are a lot of us. I mean, I'm shocked out of all of them. I would have thought, like, Rodriguez or like, because Garcia, I don't know. I mean, I know it's common. I don't know which are more common.

Man, I would have thought like a Rodriguez would have been more common. is common. My dad used to have a Mexican restaurant back in the day, fun fact, called Garcia's. Oh, that's cool, Amy. Named after who? We should call and ask him. I don't know. My dad used to have restaurants in Austin and, like, as a kid. He just picked the most common

last name. I was like, well, no. What can they relate to Garcia? There's a lot of good. Obviously. There's got to be a story behind it because he had a restaurant called Christopher's, which was my mom's maiden name. My mom was Judy Christopher. Did he know Eddie family? Possibly. I'm going to be like, Dad, why

was Garcia's called Garcia's? And then he also had, Pass the Biscuits, please. That was the name of a restaurant? That was more of like a country kitchen. Yeah, I figured. That was the whole name of the restaurant? Pass the biscuits please.

Was there a comma? Yeah. And then an exclamation point. Your dad was like emerald back in the day. It was the 80s, man. He was really great. It's been times a wild. Everybody had restaurants.

That was crazy. They looked at nobody. He had a Mexican restaurant, a country restaurant. Garce in a steakhouse. In a steak and American. Like this dude. Wow, he was killing. Christopher's was nice.

Like, I remember I went there as a kid, and we served my mom's cheesecake. It was on the menu as Judy's cheesecake, and my sister had Christie's catfish. But anyway, the waiters wore bow ties and suits. Did Amy's dad have more wives or restaurants? Oh, that's a tough one. Oh, restaurants. Yeah. Really?

Well, yeah, because later after that, after he went bankrupt with those, there was Mr. Gaddies that he worked for. I guess he didn't own those, but he was in the restaurant business for years. How many wives did he have total? Four. And how many restaurants do you think? Probably around about? I don't know. Maybe it's equal if you're not old.

A small request. A small request. I occasionally like to make requests. I have nothing to do with anything charitable at all. If you're getting a mug shot and you're in a Pimp and Joy shirt, just go shirtless. Yeah. Take it off. We saw one yesterday. We've seen some people do some pretty ridiculous stuff in Pimp and Joy shirts and we don't shed the light on it.

Right. But a guy got a mugshot in Pimp and Joy. I'd like to explain briefly what Pimp and Joy is. Yeah. So. It was a red one too, so it really stood out. Yeah, it did. So Pimp and Joy is, I'll start with the overall message.

It's to find the joy within yourself so you can provide the joy for others. And there really is no exact bowling alley to throw the ball down. It's just that. Now, how it started with the words Pimp and Joy is when Amy's mom was battling cancer, they tried to find her a Twitter handle and they tried Judy be choosing joy Joy like Judy if you could think of it and it was words

that we'd probably use we couldn't get it because somebody had it already Yeah and my mom's motto during cancer was choose joy So that's why we were looking for a Twitter handle That related to that And listeners wanted to keep up with Amy's mom And she battled cancer Sadly Amy's mom didn't make it

But they had the name Pimpin Joy It was just funny It wasn't even a thing Well her Twitter handle was Judy be pimping joy. And Amy's like, this is it. I said, I think that's funny.

I said, but I think there's something to pimp and joy. And I knew people were going to get mad at it. But I thought it might cut through more than people would get mad. It was a risk. Yeah, we almost thought about not doing it because of the risk.

We had the conversation. Oh, yeah. Because listeners were upset. But after pimp my car, pimp my bride, pimp my ride, you know, Pimp my car, but all these shows are coming out. So we were like, okay, let's,

Pimpin joy. So that's where Pimpin joy comes from. And we've never made a dollar off Pimpinjoy. Never meant to. We also don't like it in mugshot pictures. It kind of defeats the purpose of it. But that's what it's about. And we've used it.

And I'll say this, that was so much for St. Jude. And this is, I see people wearing Pimper Jurchas all the time. And every time I do, I just want to go up to them and, like, they're my friend. I feel like they're my friend already when I. Oh, I do. It's crazy. When I saw someone wearing a hat once, I was so excited to see them. I ran into a tree.

That's true. And you hurt yourself. And I like hurt myself because my neck was looking back at them yelling like, I love your hat. And they were crossing the street. And then boom, I ran into a tree. And then I got to meet them because they came to see if I was okay. Pimp and joy. It's nice.

Pimp and joy. And so we do a lot with St. Jude. We do a lot with animals. We do a lot with just things that we feel like. So an example of the military and just update for our listeners, Captain Nathan Nelson. We said, hey, we'd like to build him a house because he was serving and a mortar hit. And he was injured. he's paralyzed from, I think, the chest down,

and he has a young kid, and he couldn't move around with his kid in his house and his wheelchair. So they needed a house that was functionalable for him to be able to move in. And this is a hero. He was over-serving our country. So you know what we did? Not me, not this room. We, the entire B-team, the people that listened to this show,

built him a house. It's almost done. They send pictures all the time. And then you just can't build a house and a heartbeat. But I think we posted a picture about a month. go and it is there. It's almost there. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

And it's because of Pimp and Joy, and it's because of you guys. So that's all. That's not even a high horse. I just like to explain it sometimes because people will go, hey, what's that thing you're talking about pimping all the time? Oh, you mean joy? Yeah. Yeah.

That's it. That's what we're talking about. So, yeah. An update. Yeah. Well, I was just going to say through building homes for heroes, we were able to do that, which is a great organization for Captain. I mean, we didn't go build it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. We have a new girl in our studio, and she does our web stuff. Her name's Morgan number two right now. And she mentioned she'd like to see college, Amy. Have you heard this? Yeah. Yeah, I heard. What does that mean Morgan number two? Because you're 23. Yeah. Yeah. And you've been in a college. How long? Like a year and a half now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've been out for like over 15 years. What does it mean that you want to see college, Amy? So, like, I go out a lot and you guys always kind of make fun of me for it.

No, no. We're jealous of you. We use that as a way to share our jealousy? Go ahead. So, Amy, I asked her what she was doing this weekend, and she was like, you know, I'm just going to hang out at the house. I was like, well, you should come out with me sometime. I want to see crazy college Amy because she said she used to drink a lot in college, so I want to see it.

I remember Amy, listen, I remember kind of college, Amy. I caught you right after. I slightly post-college Amy. One of my first experiences with Amy at a bar was. I was at a wedding, to be fair. I had been at a wedding all day. But I saw you at a bar. Amy comes up to me

After wedding She's in her, like, a bride's made dress She's got a huge cut down to her entire side of her leg That would happen any day. Where she had fallen over. Oh, wow. She'd been drinking all day.

It's one of those nights. It was one of those nights And I was like, It was my college roommate getting married. I was like, this girl goes hard. Real college. Like, she's all battered up from falling down and drinking all day.

No, I wasn't going hard. Once Amy got bit in the head. Remember when Carl was bitter in the head? Yep. And got bloody head at the bar? Yeah, but I was designated driver that night, D.D. And it just looked like I wasn't because I had bloodstreaming down my forehead. So what's college, Amy?

That's where I was wondering. I was like, what is college Amy? But I assume probably, yeah, going out, being way more social, not wanting to miss a thing. You're a dancer, though. Dancing. Oh, for sure. She used to tell us, Morgan No. 2. I know.

It's so dumb. She used to tell us that when she danced, people watched. Like if she was that good of a dancer. Yeah, yeah, yes. Lunchbox? Oh, no, no. Her exact quote was, when I go to the dance floor, people take notice and they stop what they're doing and they watch. It was with one particular, like, really good friend of mine.

Like, we would dance. Like, he just was really good at, like, spinning and doing all that kind of stuff. He was a good leader, and I was a good follower. So, like, we did a lot of events where we would dance or, like, wedding. You know, it was that time of our life when there was a lot of things where there was dancing. I just remember. Once, I was walking on the street and I saw him, like four blocks away, and I stopped and just watch. It was amazing.

Okay, I was just following. It was really easily. Like, wow. Were you a big beer drinker? No, I mean, yeah, I remember Mickelope ultra light, like, not like a real beer, but pomegranate flavor or something. And you went to Texas A&M, so you kind of had to fit the culture of Texas A&M party life. Yeah, but back then there was still that, I don't think I was worried about sugar or

caloric intake, so it was like smearing off ice and pinocalados or dackeries or something. In the next few months, will you? go out with her on a Friday or Saturday night and do her 23-year-old thing? Oh my good. Amy, she's dead for a week. Well, you... Yeah, I would. No, I can't recover from that. In the next 90 days.

Will you go out and do a Friday or Saturday night? I also could have children in the next 90 days. Amy, I need a commitment from you. That's a lot. How late do I have to stay out? Till the shuts down at 2 a.m. No. No. Amy.

No. Come on, Amy. College Amy. These guys let their wife shave their faces. Yeah, come on. We do that we can do it for a bit. For a bit. Amy, if Bobby told me to do this as a bit, I'd be in a heartbeat.

Like, sorry, babe, got to go. Come on. Come on. I can show to be tired. Okay, but there's a limit on, like, consumption. 1 a.m. It's at a 2. Okay.

We have a deal, one. Yeah. Get your Bobby Bones on. The Bobby Bones show. People are paying 500 bucks for an O.J. Simpson autograph. I'll pass. I'm like giving them five nickels for one. Amy, coolest autograph you have.

I have Taylor's oldest autograph on a guitar. That's a good one. And it's this super special way that I got it, so I love it. And I'll always keep it. Yeah, because someone signed it. Taylor signed it somewhere, but a listener bought it in an auction, and it gave it back to you. Yeah. I mean, it was just an amazing little gesture.

Was it because your mom was sick? Yeah, so he's a doctor. Pretty sure he works in cancer, and then my mom had cancer, and then we were doing a tornado relief. fundraiser. So he went on, bought the Taylor's of guitar, and then gifted it to me. That's a good one. Yeah, it's super special, and I'll always have it. That's a good one. It's a special one. My special one? Yeah.

There was this fella. Maybe he hadn't heard of him, I don't know, named Garth Brooks, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes in the first time he's been in, and I know Garth now, but at the time, I was just like, holy gal, this, Garth Brooks. And he plays on the show, and then he gives me his guitar and signs it. and I have it. Yeah. And he signed it upside down, too. So it's an error card.

Oh, the error. Yeah. And he gave you the guitar, too. He gave me the guitar, the case. He gave me the case. That's right. And so I have, I have garth to guitar with the case, and you know, this big long message on it. And I don't even hang that up in my house.

And you have video proof, too, of him playing the guitar. Yeah. So you just have it in the case? It's in, like, a safe. It's in another safe. It's in another country in a Swiss bank. Okay. Oh, so I don't have a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Coolest autograph that you have, Shelby and Gainesville, Florida. You're on. Hi. Oh, my gosh. Hi. I'm such a fan. Thank you very much. So, I have a Luke Bryan autograph, but it was back when he was opening for Rascal Flats. That's cool. You got an old-school autograph. That's cool. Yes. So we were at the merchandise table after the concert, and he just walked up to the merch table. And we were like, um, is that the guy that opened?

So he signed my shirt. We got a cool picture, and it's been years. But now he's like this big thing and it's awesome. It's especially cool because it was pre-LuGLuK. You know what I mean? That's a good. Hey, I appreciate you. Thank you for calling.

Hey, Kate in Alabama. Hi. Tell me about this autograph that you have where you're like, this is cool. I have Jonathan Taylor Thomas's autograph. From home improvement. Yes. How'd you get that? He was at Planet Hollywood, and my dad.

took me to meet him because I, like, had posters all over my room, and I shook his hand, and for two days, I didn't wash my hands because I wanted his germs on me. I even stuck a rubber glove on the hand that I shook him, shook his hand with, and I still have that rubber glove. At a girl. Wow. That's awesome. Her germs are preserved.

Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Lunchbox, favorite autograph. When I was working at Jason's Deli and San Antonio, I'm sitting there working. I look up and Tim Duncan is going through the line from the San Antonio Spur. So I handed him a Jason's deli menu and had him sign it. Basketball player, Amy. I know. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I didn't know if you knew it because sometimes you don't. Oh, yes. I'm aware. Thank you very much. Chelsea, Canton, Ohio. Hi. Hi. Who is the coolest autograph you have?

I have LeBron James's autograph. Wow. From when? He had just graduated high school, and he was getting, to play in the NBA. And I was young at the time, and I didn't realize it. But we were at a high school football game, and he was sitting, like, two rows in front of us.

And my dad said, he's going to be really famous, go down and get his autograph. And I did. That's cool. Wow. You got old school LeBron Autigraph. Hey, appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you for all the calls, everybody. You bite your fingernails? No. Yeah, I do. And I get hang nails, like crazy. Then I rip them out. And they bleed.

It's gross. And I'm not gross. But is it, okay. I find it weird. You bite your fingernails because you're a germ-dew. I always watch my hands before I do that. Oh, you prep? I do.

I prep biting. Okay, talk for me to bite my fingernails. I'm going to go sanitize. Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I can before I bought my fingernails. Now that I know you scrub, I guess it's not weird. Nope. But I just don't get people that buy, like my husband will bite his nail.

I don't get it. Like, why would you want to bite your nail? I know it's nervous. I don't know. Yeah, for me, it's a nerve anxiety thing. Lunchbox clips his toenails. I know. Just because he's a people clip their toenails, but then he sets them aside and then eats them.

They're protein. No, they're not. They're not. They're hair. Yeah, it's hair. Yes, it is. It's not hair, you fools. Okay.

Who's the doctor here? There's not all. Exactly. So you guys don't know. Well, then what are nails? He got us. He got us. You should Google that, though.

All right. Morning, Corny. The morning corny. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? What do the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? You mean a great dill to me. That was the morning corny. Think about it.

When you're on a date, like say a guy and a girl out on a date and they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something. As a guy, you could tell your girl date that joke. And she'll be like, OMG, you're so cute. I don't want to date you forever. If she says OMG back, I'm like, I'm dating somebody way too young for me. Or I'm, lunchbox, your computer's on fire over there. You're looking something up. Well, I thought she was going to say, what's the deal?

That's one of the jokes. I thought he was going to say, I looked it up and fingernails are hair. Oh, oh, toe nails. Oh, no, never mind. He's so good. This is interesting. So a couple days ago, July 4th, did you know that July 4th was the day that Eddie met his wife

18 years ago. How crazy is that? What? 18 years ago. 18 years ago my wife and I met at the beach in South Pider Island. I had friends that were her friends and we all got together for this Fourth of July deal and I remember specifically we were walking on the beach

and with a group of people and it started raining and everyone just ran and it ended up just being me and her and we talked. Before then she was really shy. We never even like talked or anything. I thought she was pretty and all but when that happened I was like This is it. Yeah.

And the rest is history. Did you make out first of that? I don't know. You don't know. Come on. I think we did. I remember. Beach, rain, kit.

She told me specifically that what did it was when we were all wet, we were walking back to the hotel. And I said, let's just jump in the hot tub. We're wet anyway. And we just sat in the hot tub and talked. Bachelor move. We're wet. We're waiting. Hot tub are where it's at.

A lot of things happen in a hot tub. What's ever happened in your life in a hot tub? A lot. I don't want to know. Like what? No, we don't want to know. I just think you say stuff. Okay.

I feel like when you're, okay, I feel like when you stall with like, are you serious? Yeah, like, I don't really have anything. Amy has a point. Let me just start me for a second. I have been in hot tubs with chicks plenty of times. When you start to say your words funny. Let's just say clothing optional. And you start to say things like, let's just say.

He's like, I've been hot tubs with chicks plenty of times. It's like Donald Trump. He's like Donald Trump. Let's just say. I'm in hot tubs. Lots of chicks. I don't understand what you. The best checks.

Hashtag loves juice. Do you want me to describe what happens? I mean... Eddie, congratulations. He's just clothing optional. I heard it. Isn't it always clothing optional hot towel? Like, you wear the shorts sometimes?

Ew. Hot tub is just like... They're not gross. Ye up. Are you robot malfunctioning? What's worse? Me? Beep, me, me, me, me, me, me.

I think that they're gross. Yeah, I think you just talk a big game. You weren't there. Just tell them. I'm just telling you. In your stories, when you were there. Your stories when you don't have one, you start to stall like, oh, boy, let me tell you. No, I don't understand what you want me to say.

Like, okay, so I got in the hot tub and I hooked up with a chick. Like, what do you want me to say? I mean, I'm trying to keep a PC. How many chicks do you think you hooked up with a hot tub? Three. Oh, three? Okay. Okay.

How many of them are your wife? Zero. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I've never been in a hot tub with your wife. How many girls do you think you've hooked up with in your life? Oh, 115. That's such a random number.

Don't get him down this trail. What is not a random number? 103, is that not random? You think you've hooked up with a 115 girls? Oh, yes. No. Oh, yes. That a boy.

No way. No way. Let's move on. If you do two a month. Oh, my gosh. All right. Let's go. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones show. What I will do is I will read a song in a dramatic form. Oh, boy. Like a slam poem. You have to name what country song it is Oh, cool. Okay? Yeah.

I like this. Okay, there we go. Got a girl from the south side. Is it Eddie? I'm in the middle of our performance. I'm in the middle of a performance over here. My bad. When you go to your slam poetry sessions, do you ever interrupt the person?

Never. Sorry. I should have known better. Let me do it again. Got a girl from the south side Got braids in her hair First time I seen her walk by Man

I about fell about my chair All right Amen Man for the wind Islemp home Don't look at my paper Eddie Amy Sam hot body like a back road

Lunchbox Body like a back road Eddie body like a back road Eddie body like a back road That's right there Got a girl from the south side Got brazen hair Like that one

This sounds like Too already likes slam poetry. Yeah, it's good. Okay, thank you. Ready for this one? Yeah. Been up. Since the crack of dawn.

Just trying to get paid. It's been hotter than 100 suns. I can't find no shade. I'm in. I'm in too. Keep going, though. Just two more roads. I'm good to go.

Yeah, I'm shutting. This tractor down. I'm in for the win. Amy? Dirt on my boots. Matchfogs? The weekend. Edith?

Dirt on my boots. There you go. I've been up since the crack of dawn. Just trying to get paid. Been hotter than a hundred suns. I can't find no shade. All right. Name that slam punk.

They're like, hey, who that there? With the shades like, oh, the way you move to the base, hold up. Wait, what? How long is this spinning from the second you walked in here? Because you look good. What? I'm in. I'm in.

A little bit more. Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Go ahead. Encore. They're like, hey, who that there? Who that there? I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

Let's go to lunchbox first because if he missed it, he's eliminated. Watch box. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Black. What? Eddie. You look good. Lady A.

Amy, what do you have? You look good. I don't even know the words of that. That's good. Co-winners. Co-winners. Yes, Amy and Eddie are better. Oh, yeah.

Congratulations, Jeba. Thank you. Thank you. A slam poem. Oh, yeah. I got to play a winning song. Our first winner, Amy. Here she goes.

There she goes again. Our second winner, Eddie. Thank you all. drink. Oh, we have. Oh. I mean, not like, oh, here. I've said, oh, dude, you should have a drink. But once you say no, I'm like, okay, cool, whatever. And I've stopped because over the years, I've decided that I'm not going to influence you and I'm not going to encourage you. I've told you all about the great parties and good times I've had. I talk about the memories I've made, the hot tubs I've been in

because of alcohol, and you have, you don't care about it. That's something else they say. They're always like, he doesn't know what he's missing. Do you know what you're missing? Would you ever know what you're missing if you don't know? So you don't know what you don't know? I don't. Okay, well, explain why we're not ever going to... No, no, no, we're not. This has been explained.

You guys don't convince me of anything. Right. I know that. Period. I've never had a drink. You guys aren't going to be like, hey, dude, there's a hot tub. You want to get in it? Have a beer.

Like, that's never going to happen to me. I may drink one day. I've never had a drink. I may drink one day. But not right now. If I do, I'll probably not tell anybody. He'll do it alone. And I'll go, yeah.

And then, like, we'll read about it in a book. Damn. What? It's true. We won't get invited to that. He probably will. Dang. Yeah.

And then he would be like, well, I was going to invite you all, but then I was like, nah. I want to bring you when I'm really good to drink it. I drink alone. Yeah, we don't know. George Thore good. Yeah, dude. Bad to the bone. Mm.

Is this how the song starts? Yeah, I drink alone. What makes the thing about when you guys talk about me sneaking away and talking my first drink by myself. Now, this is rock and roll right here. You would probably have Mike D there to have your first drink. No, I'd probably do it. With Amy, if anyone. No.

Yeah. Yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, with nobody else. sad, huh? Yeah, you know what I dream alone? I'm going to be by myself. Yeah, see, this guy has a problem. You don't want to base your life on this song.

No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I base my life on lots of George Thorough good songs. I'm mad to the bone. This guy's contradicting himself. Buh, b'bubh, b'bubh, bad. And the bone. This one. One bourbon, one scotch.

And one beer. See, people don't even know. By himself? Alone. With the bone. I want to tell you a story. Come on, George. About the house run blue.

I come home one Friday. I had to tell the landlady I'd have lost my job. Are you guys even throw a good fan? Are you guys even throw a good fan? Bad of the bones. That's my jam. Oh, I know all of them. You do.

I didn't know this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now next Friday I come I didn't get the rent And out the door I went Dude it's like bluesy 70 or on You know One bourbon, one scotch, one beer I said, you let me slide

I have the rent for it a mother Next I don't know So let me slide it on, you know people I don't know this while I'll come home In the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me But for five years She was so nice

Lo what you would love or d'oe. I come home one particular evening. There's a lot of talking. Yeah, I see that. You know more than this one, though. I see that. I see that. Yeah, who do you love?

I know that. Who do you love? Left on, I got no money to pay the rent. He hadn't paid the rent. Oh, my God. I hear the end of the song. You know, get a haircut, get a real job? I don't think so.

Yeah. I wish I guess to get it to the hooks. I was a rebel from the day. I left school blew my hair long and broke all the rules I'd sit and listen to my records all day

with big ambitions and when I could play My parents taught me What life was about So I grew up the time I'm a drink to this I've just now decided This is what I'm a drink too

They said my friends were just All the George Stor are good in the destroyers Get a haircut And get a real job Get a haircut Get a real job Get it together Like that's gonna be

Get a real die That is All right It's good, huh? Cool We spent way long time on that Yeah The Bobby Ball Show

If you go to a show And you're enjoying it Like a concert How long's too long before you go Man Wrap it up Ew I guess I don't know

The Clock As long as they're singing the hits I'm still having fun I don't know. What's too long? Hour and a half? Over that. No, you can make up your own mind? I'm not telling you what to say. I guess I've never paid attention to how long concerts are. I want them to play all their hits.

If they're still singing songs, I love making keep going. One of my friends went to a concert by a major band, and they played for two and a half hours. Too long. Oh, that's a long time. Tons of hits. Tons of hits. They did five encores. Wow. It kept being a thing where they kept coming out being funny.

Okay. But two and a half hours, and I was like, man, even for me. How long are y'all sets? 75 minutes. Okay. If we get going crazy longer, we can kind of fill the crowd, though. Because we play theaters, too. So there's a difference in a theater and, you know, what, like, Stapleton does, arenas.

So we can kind of just talk to our people. You guys having fun? Yeah, cool. We're going to keep playing. Should we stay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many oncours have you done in a row? We don't.

Listen, we never plan as a raging idiot to do online. on course. We've actually went down and taken our ears out and they won't stop cheering. I know. And then we're like, I saw the deal. We have to go back out. Like, we don't stage on course. I know. But I mean, they didn't have these five stage, did they? Probably a little bit. They think it's funny. But anyway, what's, I'm going to say 90 minutes, give or take 15 on other side. If it's going really great. What about you? Do you ever been one or you're just like, okay, wrap it up? I threw out an hour and a half. No, as long as they're playing the hits. I can't think of one or I've left early. I feel like George

Straits felt sort of long, but not for me. I saw some people leaving. I went to see George Strait in Vegas, and he was playing hits, but with George... It's just chill. He doesn't move. Like, there's nothing that changes about it the whole time. And people were leaving. I got it.

Eddie, ever been to a long concert? And thinking, oh, come on. Well, the only long concerts I've been to are the ones that I really wanted to go to, so I enjoyed them all. So I could stay at concerts for a long time. I'm good. Yeah. Also, like, I'm a guy that likes to hear songs I know too. I'm not a live music guy who just can go out and respect live music.

Yeah. I'm like, you, I need to hear hits. That's right. I want to sing along, stand up, have fun. Anybody go to like a, I went to Dave Matthews once in a way too long. And I love Dave Matthews. And I think, but that jam band stuff is not for me. Yeah.

I think it was like three and a half hours. Long guitar solos. For three and a half hours. It was one song. One song was three and a half hours. Yeah. Talking about long concerts you've been to, like, what's the, like, fair limit? I say, like, 90 minutes, give or take, 15 or so.

Hey, Logan. Yeah. You saw the Allman Brothers. How long they play? Yeah, I saw them twice, and they did this thing called Instant Live. They had a recording truck there, and you could buy the set right after the show, and I did it twice, and each time, it was three CDs worth of music, so it was easily a two-and-a-half-hour set each time. Yeah, and listen, you can always leave.

I mean, that's the thing, too. If you start to get long, you can always, you know, jump out. Like, right. I like that old brothers. Man, two and a half hours. It's a long time. But it's those jam band things, like fish and. Yeah.

Oh. Grateful. Yeah, but what is some of the? Wide spread panic. Yeah, oh my goodness. At least Dave has hits. Like, I've seen Dave, but his hits take like 20 minutes to get to. And if you're in.

Like into music, like that, like hardcore? Like, they're amazing. But man, I was just like, whoa. Where's another song? Play Ants Marching. Yes. But that dude's legit. Almond Brothers, 2 and a half-hour.

We've got a bunch of people calling it by that. We'll take some more in a second. You've ever been to a concert that just seemed like it never end? Call us. Hey, Elizabeth Orlando. How are you? Hi, Bobby. Good morning.

Thank you for calling. We're just talking about concerts and how long until you're like, all right, wrap this thing up already. at a low cash concert about nine months ago and they played for close to three hours. No encore. I love low cash, but I'm telling you, three hours was probably a little much. That's a lot of cash. That's a whole lot of cash.

Yeah. Yeah, like three hours. People are tweeting me. They go like to a five-hour Bruce Springsteen concert. No, no, no, no, no. How did the artists even do that? Oh, Bruce is a maniac. He's known for that.

Some of them do it to show they can do it. Bruising the 60s. I can do this. I appreciate all the calls. It was just a question. I think 90 minutes is the fair place, give or take. And then depending on how legendary you are and how many hits you keep putting out. People paying 500 bucks for an O.J. Simpson autograph. I'll pass.

I'm like giving them five nickels for one. Amy, coolest autograph you have. I have Taylor's most autograph on a guitar. That's a good one. And it's this super special way that I got it. So I love it. And I'll always keep it. Yeah, because someone signed it.

Taylor signed it somewhere, but a listener bought it in an auction and it gave it back to you. Yeah. I mean, it was just an amazing little gesture. Was it because your mom was sick? Yeah, so he's a doctor. Pretty sure he works in cancer

and then my mom had cancer and then we were doing a tornado relief fundraiser. So he went on, bought the Taylor's with guitar, and then gifted it to me. That's a good one. Yeah, it's super special and I'll always have it. a good one. It's a special one. My special one? Yeah. There was this fella. Maybe he had

a nerd of him, I don't know, named Garth Brooks, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes in the first time he's been in, and I know Garth now, but at the time, I was just like, holy cow, this Garth Brooks. And he plays on the show, and then he gives me his guitar and signs it, and I have it. And he signed it upside down, too. So it's an error card. Oh, the error. Yeah. And he gave you the guitar, He gave me the guitar, the case. He gave me the case. That's right. And so I have a, that's special.

I have garth to guitar with the case, and you wrote this big, long message on it, and I don't even hang that up in my house. And you have video proof, too, of him playing the guitar. Yeah. So you just have it in the case? It's in, like, a safe, it's in another safe, it's in another country, and a Swiss bank. Okay. Oh, smart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Coolest autograph that you have, Shelby in Gainesville, Florida. You're on. Hi. Oh my gosh. Hi. I'm such a fan. Thank you very much.

So I have a Luke Bryan autograph, but it was back when he was opening for Rascal Flats. That's cool. You got an old school autograph. That's cool. Yes. So we were at the merchandise table after the concert, and he just walked up to the merch table. And we were like, um, is that the guy that opened? So he signed my shirt.

We got a cool picture, and it's been years. But now he's like this big thing and it's awesome. It's especially cool because it was pre-Luuk Luke. Yeah. That's a go, hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you for calling. Hey, Kate, in Alabama.

Hi. Tell me about this autograph that you have where you're like, this is cool. I have Jonathan Taylor Thomas's autograph. From home improvement. Yes. How'd you get that? He was at Planet Hollywood, and my dad took me to meet him because I, like, had posters all over my room, and I shook his hand.

and for two days I didn't wash my hands because I wanted his germs on me. I even stuck a rubber glove on the hand that I shook him, shook his hand with, and I still have that rubber glove. At a girl. Wow. That's awesome. His germs are preserved.

Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Lunchbox, favorite autograph. When I was working at Jason's deli and San Antonio, I'm sitting there working, I look up, and Tim Duncan is going through the line from the San Antonio Spurs, so I handed him a Jason's Deli

menu and had him sign it. Basketball player, Amy. I know. Just make it, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know if you knew it because sometimes you don't. Oh, yes. I'm aware. Thank you very much.

Chelsea, can't know how. Hi. Hi. Who's the coolest autograph you have? I have LeBron James' autograph. Wow. From when? He had just graduated high school, and he was getting ready to play in the NBA.

And I was young at the time, and I didn't realize it, but we were at a high school football game and he was sitting like two rows in front of us and my dad said he's going to be really famous go down and get his autograph and I did that's cool wow you got old school LeBron autograph hey appreciate you thank you yeah thank you for all the calls everybody the bobby bone show bobby bones on your iPhone you can do a do not disturb and it means these hours that you dedicate nobody can break through the wall nope and amy had her on and i was like what if something haven't. Yeah, I've been doing Do Not Disturb at night now when I go to sleep and it's so amazing because like even if no annoying text messages come through and wake me up, like I just

hit Do Not Disturb and I'm out until my alarm goes off. I was worried because I was like, what if I have to disturb? What if you need to disturb? Sometimes people don't think about like how early we go to bed and, you know, maybe a nine or 10 o'clock at night text is normal to them. Well, that can be waking me up, not good. So she did change it though. So I'm able to disturb Yeah, I realize that I could be causing an issue if, like, Bobby or Morgan or someone from the show, like, we needed to wake up in the middle of the night for something, and I'm not going to know it. So if you add certain people to your favorites list, favorite people can get through. They can disturb. But don't just start disturbing me just cuts.

I'm free to disturb. It has to be important. In that same vein, I've had to pull you from my main in case of emergency contact. Why? Well, because you have too many things going on your life now. It's me. I knew it.

It definitely isn't Eddie. You have way too much while on the side of the road, hurt. Eddie's showing up late. I'm not being there an hour later. Eddie's an hour late. Why do it? What? I don't know.

I don't confuse. This is like being taken out of MySpace top eight. It is. And people don't even know what that means. I don't remember that. But what happened was. Okay. Explain yourself.

First of all, when it's just you and your husband, it's not a big deal because you just have your husband and you to take care of. Yeah. But now you have you, your husband, and two kids. And so it's like I can't, you may not be available if someone reaches out. What, I can't throw them in the car and come help you? I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, I can. They actually probably could help save you. I've had to change you off of my. Just who did I get replaced by? Lunchbox. Are you kidding me? Lunchbox would never show up. Eddie would be late and Amy would show up with the kids and silly string.

What do you mean? I'm available sometimes. Yeah. We, okay, well, wow. Answer the question. Mike D. Oh, my goodness. Really?

Because he's got, you're right, he's got nothing going on. Dang, Eddie. I'm sorry. That's why I'm laughing because I knew that was harsh. My bad, Mike. He has. Wow. He's like me.

He doesn't have a lot of personal life going on. Yeah, yeah. All these years together and I just get to the curve like that. But Mike D. Mike D. One of our producers and writers. He doesn't have a girlfriend or wife for kids. So pretty soon he's probably going to be the beneficiary of all your stuff, right?

Oh, no, he gets the whole world. He gets the whole kitten caboodle. Man. He gets the Bobby Bones show. We work together, we travel together, and so, hey, Mike D's walking in. They're all being haters on you right now. Did you hear them? He heard of him here and react.

You're just like, another day in the live. Poor Mike D. quiet. He does nothing to anybody except it's quiet and it's just nice. Yeah, I want to know what his thoughts are, though, because... Mike D, what are your thoughts in the whole situation? That I know and no one else? No, no, no, no, no. We're talking about, I had to take Amy off my, in case of emergency contact, and so I had to put you on there, and so she's kind of upset. But then Eddie goes, that's because you have nothing going on. Oh, yeah. He didn't hear that part of that. He said, yeah, because you agree?

I guess, yeah, don't. There we go. But you have a lot of work going on. I took Amy off because of personal reason. Okay. Well, what about me? I got work going on, too. Yeah, but you don't work like Mike D does. What? Mike needs that all the time. He doesn't stop.

Okay. Yeah, because again, I have other things. That's exactly my point. That's my point. Raise your hand if you have other things. Yes. Lunchbox put your hand down. You got nothing going on.

No, come on. Yeah, that's right. And he's a mentor. Yeah. Come on now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Anyway, everybody cool?

I'm offended, but. They think you're the beneficiary of the will now, too. I will be cool. I need this to settle in and I'll process it. Okay. Thank you, Amy. Sorry. we're still friends forever.

I don't know. But now three people rank over me, your husband and your kids. And I can't be fourth place. There's no going back. No, no going back. Okay. Is there going back?

Can they not? If they don't come, if they don't come, I know. I thought about that last thing. What if they don't come? What if they? I was like, what if somebody just, I don't even know what would happen.

I don't know. The Bobby Bones show. As we end the show today, just want to remind you to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram or Bobbybones.com. See pictures and videos to the music we're listening to. It's all up there at bobbybones.com. Would you agree with that statement, Amy?

Yes, 100%. Thank you very much. Have a great day, everybody. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,

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