The Bobby Bones Show - Raging Idiots' World Premiere Day!

Episode Date: April 10, 2017

Amy shares highlights from her adoption shower, Eddie finally gives Bobby a birthday gift, Raging Idiots’ World Premiere of ‘Body Feeling So Old’, Matt Overton hits the road with Chase Rice and Bobby serves up ‘American History’ trivia for the Vegas cash! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Yeah. All right, back another week. Feeling good about this week. Good morning. Studio. Good morning.

Spent my weekend in the wonderful state of Massachusetts. Did a stand-up show in Boston? I love Boston. I was in Northampton. It's just good people up there. So that's what I did. Everybody, I'm glad to see your face. You too?

Your adoption party was this weekend. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah. Didn't invite. What? No, it was all girls. I know. That's why I thought I should have invited.

Okay, and you had a stand-up show. I know. Let's go to Matt in D.C. Hey, Matt. Hey, Bobby. How you doing? What's up, buddy? Thanks for calling.

Thanks for having me on the air. It's actually pretty nice to get to talk to you. Okay, so what would you like to say? I'm glad it's early in the morning. You picked up the phone. What's up? So I've done four years in the Marines, it's toward Afghanistan.

I've been a volunteer firefighter for just about 10 years, and I'm in the hiring process now to become a county sheriff or deputy sheriff. And I just wanted to say that it's really nice to see somebody that's in your position that stands up for the military and first responders like you do and the way that you do and the support that you show them It's really, really cool to see somebody that actually does that, especially with everything that's going on nowadays with all, like, the media crap and everything going on with that.

So I just wanted to show my appreciation to you in the morning show for how you guys stand up for all that. It was very kind to you to say it, but as I always say it myself, I don't do crap, man. I don't have the hoo-hahas to be out there fighting for our country. Like, I'm a wimp. I don't have the hoo-haws to be out there, you know, every day on the streets, making sure that,

you know, people are safe. So, yeah, I appreciate it because, like, I need it. And I don't do it. So I appreciate you, what you've done. And everybody out there that serves and responds, man, nothing but respect for you guys. So thanks, Matt, for the call. But, again, I just don't, I don't think it's about me. It's always awesome when I go to shows and people give me their coins.

Yeah. That's a really cool thing for me. And I always really appreciate that. Matt, hey, thank you. Have a great day, man. Thank you for the call. You too, guys. All right.

See you later. Yeah, I mean, I would. Say that every hour if I could. I guess I can. How about we do it? Every hour. Back at it. By the way, you can subscribe to our show and to the Bobbycast.

If you go over to iTunes and search, type it in, and subscribe to the channel, and it'll come right to your phone or computer or whatever. So just go search BobbyCast or Bobby Bone Show. All the podcasts go up right there. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's I see you. I see you Barbara and Douglas Fink. And not really because they did anything awesome in their own heart.

but just for being the luckiest people, they won the lottery for the third time. The third time? Yeah, the third time. Douglas had previously won $128,000 in 1989. In 2010, the couple won $100,000. They just won the lottery for the third time for $6.1 million. Oh, my goodness.

See, you never give up. Never give up. I mean, they're just sling straight. That's crazy. Lunchbox plays a lottery. every two weeks, like, takes his paycheck. That makes me so jealous and so happy for them. You're not happy for them, are you?

I mean, not really, but... I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond at Alaska Airlines flight, headed from Sacramento to San Diego, was forced to make an emergency landing. The warning lights said there was a fire on board.

There weren't any flames. Luckily, everybody is okay. In recall news, Fresh Express, the salads have been recalled. A dead bat was found in one. Take your salads back for a full refund. And finally in sports, Sergio Garcia won the Masters, his first ever major championship, so congrats to him.

I was sitting in a traffic light before work, and it would not turn green. And it wasn't a flasher like you said that. Oh, yeah. It was a real-life red light. Yeah. So I reverse it and drive back and I drive forward, and I drive back and drive forward.

And it doesn't turn green. So you just go, right? I didn't because it was like. left turn. So I drive back. I drive forward. Do you guys do that? All the time. And I'm not even sure if it's a sensor there for the time. Drive bag, drive forward. Drive back,

drive forward. Yeah, it's a good move. And so finally it hit and but I was wondering because I drove back, go forward, or draw forward. Or if I just got the timer here. Because I think it was, it wasn't in a really like crazy cross section where they would have a sensor

or a camera. So there was it. Do you guys drive bag? I'm a firm believer on the drive back. Yeah. The problem is if someone's behind you, you can't drive back. You're like, excuse me. Let's listen. But what you do sometimes

as you wait for someone to drive up behind you and hopefully they trigger it. Right, right. Because that's the thing too. That's why you're going back. Yes. Back like three cars. Yes.

Oh, that's what it is. You have to have more than what they. Exactly. It won't change for just one car? Correct. I'll drive that. Drive forward. The Bobby Bones.

Bobby Motion. Back at it. Bringing the good news. on a Monday. This is about positivity. It's called Tell Me Something Good. Love police officers. If you're listening and you're a police officer, I love what you do. I appreciate you every single day taking risks to keep us safe. And for all you police officers that go above and beyond, you need to do even extra like this year. These officers in Texas are taking American sign language classes so they can better serve their communities. Because now about

15% of Americans are deaf or hard of hearing. So Collin County, Texas sheriff deputies are all going to sign language classes so they can learn how to talk to people who are hard hearing. That's cool. Isn't that cool? Yeah. Extra. Above and beyond. Do extra. That is awesome. Amy, you're up. Well, you know, Oregon State Police, they took an oath to protect and serve. Yeah, we love police. Even if it's baby ducklings. Yeah.

So a mama duck and her little baby ducklings were crossing the street at an intersection when two ducklings were swept into the drain. But don't worry, the state police were called and city workers too, and they were able to reach in there. with a net and rescue the two ducklings. They were reunited with their mother and siblings, and they waddled away unharmed.

It's cute. Waddle, water. I wonder if they appreciated it, though. I bet they did. I bet they didn't. They probably went back and told all their other duck friends. You think so? You guys, the police, the city, they're here to protect and serve.

Think about that. Lunchbox you're up. Man, Facebook is saving lives. There was this lady. She was pregnant, and she just wrote on her status. Oh, my goodness. I'm itching all over my body. Well, someone on her Facebook said,

well, if you are itching and you're pregnant, it could be, and I don't even know how to say, colostasis, and it affects the unborn baby. So she went to the doctor and they're like, we've got to deliver this baby early. Wow. Facebook? Yeah, because it's life-threatening to the baby. Wow. That's awesome.

See, Facebook's a good place. Sometimes. Occasionally. In this instance, yes. This one time. I guess if you're itching. Oh, there you go. I was ready for him to say it, and that's your bonehead story.

Oh, no, not a bonehead. You can point them in my up. I don't know what else you're saying. Facebook saving lives. Hey, by the way, if you go to iTunes and you search Bobbycast and you can subscribe, coming by, Luke Laird, probably, I mean, if not, the biggest, one of the biggest writers. But Dirk's has come by the house and Jake Owen's coming by the house. Oh, wow, it's going to be a good one.

Three good ones. Wow. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Three. One. I love songwriters. And so maybe that's not your jam.

We've learned that. You're not really into the songwriting? I appreciate them because they make it happen. Without them, they're watching. Did you hear what she said? There's going to be one really good one. Oh, my goodness. So anyway, just go to iTunes and subscribe and type in Bobbycast and subscribe.

And there you go. Hang. And Luke Lincoln. Yeah. I was in Boston on Friday night. And I probably haven't been out twice in two years. But a lot of people from the company, a lot of people from all over came to watch the show. And so we went to the cheers bar.

afterward. So cool. Making your way in the wall. So awesome. And it was cool. Take the picture outside by the sign

but inside's very tiny. It is actually to look like the cheers bar inside. Really? Yeah. But it was nice. I mean, it wasn't super packed or anything.

I thought it'd be like all tourists. Yeah. It really wasn't. But we had fun. I had water. It was on the rocks, though.

And they closed at midnight. And I kept up when they played this song at midnight. So I waited around because like 11. And I was like, you know, I don't feel tired. But I want to hear the song and 12 o'clock hit and nothing.

They didn't play it. Like, how do you not play that? Unless you have to pay money for it, right? I went to Cheers Bar. That was Friday night and Saturday night. And I'll tell you more about it later. Some guy yells out in the middle of my stand-up show. I'm going to shoot you.

No. Not to me. To a whole. Oh, boy. I had to stop the show. I tweeted and Instagramed and Snapchat it and the whole thing. And I was just like, I'd apologize because I was like, I've never stopped a stand-up show before.

But there were two fights. It was nuts. We were in Western Massachusetts, and I was like, I'll shoot you. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop everything. I just sat down on the stage and waited. And I'll tell you about it later. But afterward, I went out and I was meeting a lot of the listeners behind the

after the show. And I was like, okay, let's all be careful here. Well, here after the show, I promise it's not say, I will not shoot Bobby. I want to shoot it. The cops came. If you look at my Twitter, you'll see all the cops outside the theater. They said, I'll shoot you.

Yeah, he told her I'll shoot you. Because they got into a fight. Oh, my goodness. Yep. And Mike, Signs was working. He was right by it. And he was like, you'll never. Wow.

But I had to start the show. Inside this big theater. And it was dark out there. It was wild, man. And then my speaker popped, and it sounded like a gunshot. I right around that time. Oh, no.

That's terrible. The whole night was crazy. I'll tell you that coming up a little bit. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Lauren Elena has a lot to celebrate. Road less traveled, hit the top of the charts. And it's her first number one, which is pretty exciting.

Jason Aldean's in the old bar stool went to number two. And Sam Hunt's body like a backroad jumps two spots to number three. So William Michael Morgan and Jennifer Wayne have called off their engagement. They announced their separation on social media this weekend asking for privacy at this time. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Two men needed to get to the courthouse because one guy had to pick up an ankle monitor, you know, for, you know, supervision purposes. They're like, man, we don't have a ride. We don't have a ride. I got it. We'll steal a car. Oh, wow.

So they stole a car. Only problem is it had a GPS tracking device. and police were like, man, that's going right to the courthouse. They just waited when they walked up, arrested them for the stolen car. They stole a car to get to the courthouse to get an ankle bracelet to monitor their actions. Yes. I mean, it all makes sense because it's a bunch of dumb moves from a dumb group of people. Yeah.

Oh, wow. One bad decision leads to another bad decision leads to jail. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Maybe you guys will remember Shannon. And Shannon called in and was like, I got a job interview.

Will you please play me a motivational song? And Shannon's on right now. Hey, Shannon. Hey, how's it going? It was good. And I said, hey, whatever happens, will you please call us back and let us know, right? You did, yep. All right, so what happened?

So I interviewed for two jobs the day that I talked with you, and two people in my class heard me on the radio and texted me good luck. And one of the nurses on the floor that I was interviewing for heard me on the radio and called the nurse manager and told her that someone was really excited to come interview at their floor. So basically, I mean, you're saying, so basically we got you the job, huh? Yeah, I got offers from both of the floors that I interviewed on, and I've accepted a job as a nurse at Duke Children's Hospital.

Yay! Obviously, we didn't get you the job, but that's funny they listen. Congratulations. Thank you so much. I actually just booked a trip to celebrate to go to Nashville in June. Well, party on, and you'll probably see Eddie and Lunchbox. partying. That's what they do. Do you remember the song that it was? Yeah, Seven Nation Army. That's right. So that's when you do something big now, you got to hit that song again.

This is the pump-up song. Shannon, congratulations. That's awesome. Shannon and Raleigh getting the job there. Woo! My pop-up song out here. That's what I walk out too. I do my stand-up shows. And the crowd starts clapping. I'm like, I'm clapping. I got to come out to hard. So George Clooney was doing a bunch of work at his house, and so there was a lot of noise, a lot of renovations. And so they knew it was putting their neighbors out just to have boom, boom, boom, boom. Not even through the whole night, just in the daytime. So they wouldn't give all their neighbors 50 grand.

Wow. I knew it was going to be something crazy, but I didn't think it would be 50 grand. They also gave them a really expensive vacuum cleaner and a six-week stay at a luxury hotel. What? Is that just for their troubles? Yeah. That's so, wow. Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.

Listen, my neighbor, and I had to move, but my neighbor at my condo that I lived, he was beating on his doors and walls all the time. And then he busted a pipe and it flooded the entire building and I still can't. No, he got you something. Yeah. Edible arrangements. Yeah. Remember?

Don't even get me started on edible arrangements. Well, I mean... Aside from this, first of all, it pretty much ruined the whole building. Like, it flooded the whole building. Like, I still don't live... I'm never living there again. And it's just being, still being constructed.

Like, I have to go there today after the show just to look at it. Wow. Like, I still have it and have to pay a mortgage on it. and insurance covered it for a bit, but not anymore. Too bad he's not George Clooney. George Clooney gives people $50,000. I got some bad pineapple.

And a flooded apartment. That edible arrangement, there's nothing you can do with it. Like you try to eat it all at once because otherwise you can't put in your refrigerator. It doesn't fit. So you're like, well, I must eat it all, or at least enough of it to fit in. And then it's like a bad Tetris game where you're trying to fit it in the middle of the... You eat all the chocolate cover berries first And then you just see what happens

It does, it looks exciting when you get it though, doesn't it? Like you get it and you're like, it's gonna be about to be amazing It's like prom. You're like, it's about to be amazing It's like to be the greatest thing ever And then all of a sudden it's like He's looking for someone to eat your pineapple, you know what I mean? Just like prom, just begging.

So sad There's a man who's fined 190 bucks for failing to put a leash on the snakes Oh, wait. What? Which, by the way, there's a python that's coming in on Wednesday. Yes. And lunchbox will hold it as part of his bet.

He's got 60 seconds to hold the python. The zoo that has the snake has said that they would like 60 seconds to talk about snakes first. I was totally down with that. Yeah.

Because I have no problem with snakes. Sure. And I think it's snake education. And so lunchbox, that's his fear. Lost a bet. We gave him three or four ways to get out of it. They'll be in Wednesday

and he will hold the python. And if for some reason he doesn't hold it for 60 seconds, he has to wrap it around his neck and we tie him down. Yeah. Yeah. So how you feel? Are you been thinking about that a lot?

I've been thinking about it all weekend about this is going to be the worst week of my life. Of your life? Of my life. I am so terrified and at Wednesday I might be sick. Would you rather happen today? No. Would you rather it happen Friday? Yeah.

Okay, and that's not going to. It's still going to be Wednesday regardless. But yeah, the guy got a ticket because of pythons were not on a leash. and an animal control officer said, yeah, you got to have all your pets on a leash here. This is that clip. The animal control officer literally said, you know, go get a rope,

tied around your snake, and that would be sufficient. I was dumbfounded. I didn't know that snakes literally had to be on a leash or some type of containment like that. You know, that's not some everyday law that you hear. I mean, do you ever just go rolling out with your snakes, though? That's also weird.

Is he out walking the snake? Sometimes they have them around their neck and stuff. Wow. Wow. I mean, I don't see anybody with them around their neck. I don't either. Like, I've never, unless it's like someone showing off, they have a snake around their neck for money. Oh. I've never seen. That's what I was picturing in my head.

Like a guy in the corner. Barling. In about an hour, the Raging Idiots debut a new parody to Body Like a Backroad. Yeah. Called bodies feeling so old. So I got to get my voice. Me, me, me, me. How's your voice? It's good. Your's all right. Me, me, me.

Amy had her adoption shower. and everybody brought kids books to your adoption channel? Yeah, I didn't know that the hosts had asked to anybody coming to bring books for the kids. So it was perfect because I'd set up there reading no book, but I was like, there's no books and people are probably going to get toys or different things. But everybody showed up with a book. I sent a book. Did you guys all send books?

Yeah, everybody. What did you send, Eddie? Gosh, I don't remember. Oh, you don't know. It was like your favorite kid's book. Well, no, I know. My wife picked it. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what it was. The boys picked it too. I don't remember. Whatever balloon thing they gave, everyone was like, those are awesome. Lunchbox? We did like Alice in the Wonderland.

We did Tom Sawyer. Tom Sawyer? They did a whole package. Yeah, it's like a whole package. It's like a kid version. Oh, a kid version of Tom Sawyer. Yes. Not the whole.

You did 20,000 leagues under the sea. Yay. Yeah, 20,000 leagues over the sea. You did Moby Dick? Dang. But they're the little kid version. Yeah, kid versions of these. didn't say that. All I said was Tom Sawyer. I was like,

what? Great Gatsby. I guess I didn't know there was not a kid version. The Old Testament. My kids are really advanced. I just sent over the places you'll go from Dr. Seuss. That's my favorite. It's so easy to read. I knew which one you were sending before I even opened it.

Once I figured out there was that theme. I was like, oh, I know what Bobby's is. And then Lindsay sent over one, two. I didn't know hers. Hers was like, I love you, Canada. Maple Leaf. No, it wasn't, but it was cute. I don't know what it was. All the books were great.

Did you know the kid version of Tom Sawyer? I didn't realize there was an adult version because you guys all freaked out. And Huckleberry Finn? I don't think I ever read that. Do you know who wrote them? Yeah. Mark Twain. Is that right?

No, yeah, that's right. Who else would you think it was? I almost said Tom Sawyer, but I think he's in the book. Yeah, he's a character. No, it was a biography. Tom Sawyer wrote it about himself. It was Mark Twain? Is that all he did?

Was he, anybody, did he have two names? Yeah, Samuel Clemens was his real name. Ah, man, see, I knew it. But he didn't use that name. Why? I don't know. It's just a thin name. That's weird because there are schools called Samuel Clemens.

Probably named after Samuel Clemens. Yeah, why not name it Mark Twain? Because that's not a real person. Oh, man. So it's like Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines? Um, kind of. More like a pseudonym? I mean, listen, my real ones have Bobby Bones.

It'd be more like Bobby Bones. More like Bobby Browns than a whole other, yeah. So how many books did you get? Countless. Too many at least probably. She's got too many books. Probably over 30 because that's how many people like, and some people get multiple books.

So who knows, probably like 50. It's so great. Now their little reading nook fully stocked. Apparently lunchboxed it in the bookmobile. Hey, remember that thing? He did. What's right to your school? It's a little library.

School task stick or whatever. Man, I'll tell you, the bookmobile when it came to school, and then when they had the book fair for a home. Oh, my, you kids don't even know when the book fair was like... No, they still have it. They do? Yeah.

Oh, you kids still do. You know it. Yeah. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. This is not a commercial. It is a commercial, but what I'm about to do is not a commercial.

Because I like these Izzy fusion drinks. And so I was like, yeah, I'll be happy to endorse them. Because we'll only endorse things that either we use or someone close to us uses. So they hand me the commercial. And then one hasn't really. ran yet, but would you like to try to read it? Oh, me? Yeah, you try to read it. Read the commercial. I don't want to show you up because I'm really good at reading. Go ahead. Fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices come together in PepsiCo's new

beverage is effusions. I nailed it. Not really, but it's the part, because even you hear it is that. No, it's a part. Natural fruit juice. Fusion of natural fruit juices. Eddie, try it. Oh, come on. A fusion. You know I want to mess this up. Go ahead. Hit it hard. I get ready the commercial. Fizzy bubbles and effuse it. I'm done. Hit it lunch. Oh, it's easy, guys. Go ahead.

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He was hit with an $8 million tax penalty. And 15 years in jail possibly. Him and his brother Mark were charged as violating tax laws. They're accused of tax evasion and structuring funds. This is like lunchbox is hero. Man, this is a bad situation. You said that off the year like three times. I've seen it like on seven news stories too.

But I mean, I laugh every time. His brother Mark, who's also his manager, is charged with falsifying records. They didn't pay taxes. Now they go to prison for like 20 years combined. It's crazy. Unreal. They were making so much money and they tried to hide it. Yeah, that's what happens a lot of times.

It's not a good move. That's what tax evasion is, yeah. I know, but they're facing big time, not like one or two years. We're talking 15 to 20 years. Yeah. You're talking eight or nine, probably at peace, and they're famous. They'll probably do like a year and a half or so. I bet you they get put in, though.

Do you think they go to like one of those softy prisons where they play tennis? Yeah, probably. I don't know. Or like hardcore. Like what's their situation? I don't know. I saw some crazy stories about Max. See the guys that were like, those

those guys that were like killing each other and stuff. Yes. I see here's the thing about prison to me. What? Is that if you go in and you have nothing to lose? Like, because the guys that were doing the bad stuff, like they did the killing, they were in for life already. What do you have to lose?

They were already convicted of murder and so they... They killed four other people. Yeah. And not even to go bad. But it's like, you should just separate the people. people like that into their own little world. Yeah. Because these other guys were getting out on like a year or two years.

Were they really? Yeah. That's so sad. A couple of them were getting out in 2020. One was getting out like three months. Oh my goodness. Yeah. How about this story?

A gambler. He's there. Oh, this is. Oh, you hate this story already? This is the most unbelievable story you're ever going to read. It's pretty crazy. It's not the most unbelievable one ever, but it did even irritate me. So he's there and it's a dude, right?

And right? Because of the guy? Yeah, it was a guy. he had a girl with him, and he put the money in, and she hit the button. He put his money in, she hit the button, they won $100,000 jackpot. Yeah. Well, because she pushed the button, she got the money. And now she won't give it back to him.

That's wrong. Yep. Absolutely. Yeah, it stinks. I said, are you kidding me? He says he had her hit the button for luck on his $50 bet. That turned out to be an unlucky, unsavvy move. Part of a statement from Hard Rock said,

the person who pushes a slot machine button or pulls the arm is the person who wins the jackpot. Flotto says Navarro took the 100 grand. I said, Marino, what are you doing? And she gets up and walks out. Wow. I can't believe that. That's so wrong. He's 66.

She's 35. And he's just trying to impress her. Hey, look at me. I get my $5 slots. I got rich I am. Okay, I'll push it. Boom. Goodbye.

Right. Here's the thing When a gold digger digs You can't get mad to the gold digger for digging You know what I mean? I'm just saying Like don't hate the player I hate the game

It's not right But But does the player feel like Maybe she should share a little bit Apparently she doesn't Nah She's good Terrible

That's a terrible story Mr. Bobby You know my birthday was 8 days ago And so Eddie did you have a present for me? I got it finally came in Wow

You want it now? Yeah I'll take it now I'm just Listen I appreciate the gift. I'm just kind of ready for birthday to be over. No, my dad and my sister do this, they have birthday months, so I figured this kind of... But I don't. I don't even like birthday a day.

Like, I would detonate a good 60 seconds and let everybody get out of their system, and then I'm just good. But I appreciate the gift. Give me a gift, give me. Did you get your Yeezys yet? They haven't dropped. They have not given me the Yeezy. Okay. Did you get me anything? Yeah, I did. Laundre. That's not real, though.

Bobby, how could you forget? Oh. Okay. This is just to remind you that we appreciate. I appreciate you were born, 37 years ago. It looked like a bar of soap. Let's see, we got a box here. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Inside the box is the iPhone, six. Yeah, that's not one of it. Open it up. Is it candy? Check it out. It's not candy. Oh, it's guitar picks. With?

With my name on them. Yay. Dude, that's for you and for the fans. When you go play shows, you throw them out like a rock star. What do they say? They say Bobby Bones on him. Why not raging idiots? Well, no, because those are yours.

I have my own. Oh, you got some that say Eddie? I have producer Eddie picks. Yay. That's what it's all about. And then Bobby has picks too. That's funny. Okay, thank you.

And then a record here of... Dude, check it out. Nirvana. And a digital download card. What record is this? Oh. Is this like your greatest hits? I thought Nirvana was your jam.

It is. Nirvana is your jam. And that has all the songs on them. Like, their major songs. That's why I said like your greatest hits. Hey, I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you think? Dude, sorry, the picks took forever.

It wasn't anything big, like, I don't have any easies coming or anything. No, that was Amy. But the picks took a long time to get here. I appreciate it. I just, I'm not big into gifts. But thank you for the gifts. You're welcome. I appreciate that.

Hey, and now you be a rock star with your picks and throw them out. And then everyone's like, I want to pick. You act like you're not big into gifts, but then you're like, gift, gift, gift, gift, give. I only could have turned. I just like competitions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Nata, what did you get them? The worst thing that could have.

Okay, Nata. What'd you get him? Nothing. See, this is the problem. Array! What'd you get bones? I didn't get him. Mike D, why'd you get him?

He got him the name plate first. Mike D. He got me a bunch of stuff. I mean, it's at the point. I don't care about the gifts, but when you guys make anything a game, then I'm going to do it. Yeah, I didn't win the game, obviously,

and then I was really late. I love that. It's awesome. My favorite parts that you got me picked, but then you also got you picked, too. Well, I've had mine, and I thought, like, Bobby needs his own picks. I wouldn't say need,

because nobody really cares, but I appreciate the thought. Yeah, you're welcome. How much these cost? Well, they're about hundreds. They're probably like 45 bucks. Wow, really? Yeah.

Wow. That's what I'm talking about. Take one. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. Can I get a pick? There you go, take one. Hey, you only have to play a whole song and you throw the pick out.

Wow. Those are big picks. Wow. Wow. And then the whole crowd fights over them. Like, ah, give me the pick. Can I see your yezies? Let me get your yeasies.

You all are really funny. Amy has, Amy bought me some yeasies apparently. I got you other things too. For my birthday. But they're not here yet. That's why I gave you a framed picture of yourself wearing easy. So it was more like, hey, these are coming, but I did get you other things. You gave me a framed picture.

I'm not even, why don't I care? I'm not even arguing about this. I'm not even trying to be. This is us. We always turn into a game. I'm not trying to turn anything negative. I appreciate the game. Thank you.

You're welcome. Sorry, it's a week late. But I don't have, you know what? A week and a day late. You know what? It's 350 days early. That's what I'm talking about. Like you missed this year, but you got me early for next year.

That's what I'm talking about. Yes. I'll be a week late next year too. You didn't even put his face on the pics? Relax. Hey, am I yeasies? Oh, then I hear it. Okay.

Dang. Do you guys want to never going to get it real quick? Oh, yeah. All right. I don't think you could get it. But lunchbox, you can always have that first shot. Oh, right. The average American has not done this in nine years.

There you go. Average American, I said we're all pretty average Americans. They haven't done this in nine years. Our phone number is 877. 77 Bobby Up for grabs is a box of picks that say Bobby Bones on him No, no, no, no, come on!

No, you're supposed to hand them out one at a time. Oh. Like at your shows. That's funny. That's not funny. For those that didn't get to the last segment because they missed out big time. Yeah, if your station doesn't run all of our segments,

Eddie gave me a box of, it was really nice. Personalized guitar picks with your name on them. That's very rock star. Very rock star. That's funny. And a record. And a record. Nirvana record.

That's right. So 877. 77. Kevin Bobby. You get the box of picks and a free record. It's so rude. A lingerie. The average American hasn't done this in nine years.

Lunchbox? Oh, it's easy. Gone on vacation. Got on vacation. Hit it, D. Gosh, you got it. Wow. What?

Ding. I know it. That's it. Wow. Would you be willing to risk double the snake timeline? No, no, no, check. The snake comes. I hate the snake.

I don't want anything to do the snake. No, but that's it. It's gone on vacation. Hit the ding. Show me. Gone on vacation. Wow. Sorry.

All right, never going to get it. The question is, the average American has not done this in nine years. Amy, take a shot. Owned a home phone. Oh. Incorrect. Lunchbox, go ahead. Man, I drive by this a lot, and I don't understand who goes into the public library.

All right. I can tell already where he was going. No. I got it. You do? Yep. Go. Listen to a CD.

Hit! Oh. What? No. Nine years. Yeah, come on, dude. Damn. Give it the program.

Joe. Hello. Hey, man. How's it going? Good. What you think? Nine years. Hey, I'm going to take a complete shot in the dark.

Now, white out. Wow. That's all school. That's a blast from the past. I used white out recently. That's cool. Oh, you have used recently. So that eliminates Joe?

Yeah. Yeah. That's not right, Joe, but thank you for calling. Let's go over to Tyler in Realtown, Alabama. Hey, Tyler. Hey, Bobby. What's up? Man, we're just doing the show.

glad to be back. We're doing this game now. What do you think? Nine years. I'm going to go with Locked On to AOL. Wow. Bang, nine, nine, nine, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong. No, not it, though. Appreciate the guess. Never going to get it. Anybody else have another question? Yeah, I got one out. Got an oil change. What? Holy cow. That made me why your car is as bad as it is. Oh. Is that too long?

I got it. Eric and Mobile, Alabama. Hey, how's going, Bobby? Good, buddy, what do you think? Oh, they're riding a bike. Anybody else have riding a bike? No. No, my kids do that every day.

I have a transportation. The average American has not done this in almost nine years. How do you feel about riding a bike? I think it's right. You do? No, it's not right. That's solid. That's it.

Americans. Congratulations, buddy. Sweet, thank you. Eric, can you hold on a minute? Yeah, ma'am. We'll get you a Nirvana. No, no, no. Car picks.

Come on, man. It's my gift to you. Hey, what's that shoe do you wear? What's that shirt do I wear? What's that shoe do you wear? Oh, what's that shoe do? Where's that 12? Okay, well, I can guarantee.

When they drop, we can get you some yeeasy. No, we can guarantee him that. Yeez, easy. Well, what about? Oh, my goodness. What about, do you like red lingerie? Red lingerie? Yeah.

Yeah? Okay. Okay. Eric, I got weird. That's what Lodgebox. It got weird again.

At least it's something it's here. That's true. It is tangible. I didn't touch it. It is tangible. I'm not going to be put under that. It's not even about the gifts.

Yeah. Either way, I will give you guys another shot here to win some of your money today. No. I want a shot to win my money. I didn't want my money. Because there's what happened.

Mike D went to Vegas, right? No, you win to Vegas. Yes. You have Mike D. with me. He had all the money the whole time. Every second of it, he had the money. I was not the accountant. And so

I went up and gambled it and gave it back to Mike D. And we had two chips. And all the chips combined to be $1,000 once we doubled our winnings, right? Yes. Mike D. brought the chips back, not the cash. So we're sitting here with two chips. And I spotted

Amy and Ray the money, but they owe me one. Yes, they owe you something. They just won't make me later. I need a favor. I was like, I'll spot it. Even though it's not my responsibility. I'll spot it to you. Now, Mike D has got, you have the rest of money here, right? Yeah, I have it. Okay, so I spotted him to cash, and he's holding it. I'll let you to compete for your money later today if you like.

Compete. We have to compete each other for it? Yeah. Question. No, no, no, the loser doesn't get to other person. The loser doesn't lose their money. Oh, what? Wait.

For the whole money? Dude. Oh, no way. That's the consequence. It's like hunger games, man. There's no way. What? You guys are already in.

Yeah, we got the money, but we owe you a, favor like for them they have to compete so the consequences one of them loses you guys want to compete for your money you can win double though no no no this is craziness I wouldn't win as much as I would lose yeah because you have 200 okay well you can just compete for the evil amount I'm out no come

on then you have to send someone back to get your chips y'all should have taken the money when he offered it the other day DJ Silver can do it raise going at the end of the month if DJ Silver went this weekend you missed that train and Cam played this We can too. You missed that one too.

I'll give you a chance to compete for it. What's the competition? And George Strait was just there. Hey, what's the competition? Go ahead. Was it American History Trivia? American History Trivia. Oh, boy.

Oh, dude. I think he's got me on this one, but I mean... I'm not losing my money. All right, just think about it, okay? Just think about it. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Boll.

This kid tweeted to Wendy's. It was like, hey, how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets? And Wendy said 18 million. What? Yeah, they replied back to him, 18 million retweets. So right now he said like 2 million retweets. Oh, wow. Wow.

Uh-huh. The selfie from the Oscars, I believe, is the leader overall with 3.2 million. And Wendy's is just saying that to be funny. But think of all the free press they've got from this. Like, this is worth it to them. I mean, come on, one kid. Let's say he goes and get chicken nuggets three times a day. It's no big deal.

It's no big deal to them. But he's trying to get 18 million retweets. It's funny, right? So cool. In about 15 minutes, we will debut, We, the Raging Idiots, our new parody, A Body Like a Backroad. So that comes about 15 minutes or so,

I guess we have to retire Flask. We move on from one. We go to the other. So for the last time ever, this is the Raging Idiots Flask. You ready, fake blue? I'm going to miss it, y'all. Last time.

What we got to sing about? A flask. Flask. That's what you sneak into a ballgame on a Friday night flask. It's camouflage, which makes it your favorite flask. Boss man is keeping me at work, and I need my flask. Wish I had my flask. Concert cost $750.

Good thing you brought in your own whiskey. Got it for your birthday with your name on the side. Front jacket pocket makes it easy to hide. Oh, no. It's Saturday. Kid soccer game could it be wrong to bring it along? Wife says you can't. Man.

Flask. Fast. That's the kind of car you want to drive when you're going to drive. That one's over. Rest and peace, buddy. Flav. Good knowing you. That's the kind of boys that you want on your home.

New one comes up by 13 minutes or so. Speaking of snakes, because Wednesday is lunchbox snake day. There was a python. Did you guys see it? On the Austin News, the big yellow one, it was 15 feet long. Yeah. It was 15 feet. How do you lose it?

It runs away, and then it's like just gets it gone. He posts it on Facebook. He lets it run. And then it just ran away. It was a 15-foot Yellow Python. It was a monster. They ended up finding it. Oh, they did find it.

They did find it. And all I thought was, wait, how big is a snake lunchboxes is going to have to hold? Do we know yet? Hey Morgan. Morgan's our head producer in the studio in there. How big is a snake? Do we know?

I don't have a specific footage, but it's a big snake. It is a big snake. It's going to take three people to, like, lunchboxes to other people. What? Oh, it's going to be one of those big old pythons. So everybody's going to help me hold it. No, no, no.

I can't wait. She said it takes three people to hold it. I'm not going to be able to hold it up. Okay, whatever the case is, I don't care. You'll be holding a python for 60 seconds. You'll just go with it. I don't care if a hundred people have to hold it with you. You'll be holding it for 60 seconds.

So, yeah, the bigger, the better. And what do they request? They got 60 seconds to talk about it? Yeah, they just want to give a little bit of snake knowledge and why people shouldn't be afraid of them. Yeah. Before lunchbox holds it. Okay.

I'm already scared. He's tense. There is no such thing as a good snake. What do you mean? A lot of green snakes eat mice. Yeah. A lot of bad things around your house do you have no idea about it. Well, they're not, snakes aren't around my house.

Yeah, they are. They are. You posted one like two years ago. Yeah, one was in my front yard in the bushes, and I didn't go back out there for a week. You avoided your front. What happened to you as a kid that made you so afraid of snakes? I've just always been afraid of snakes.

And I'll tell you what, one of the stupidest things my elementary school did, Summit Elementary, they would take us on a field trip to the snake farm. Like what kind of field trip is that? That's the stupidest thing ever. Like I would sit there with my hands in my lap and just be like, get these away from me, get these away from me. Such a dumb reward. It's a reward. Yeah, because you, a reward.

Well, they consider it's a reward Wednesday. Yeah. Oh! For bowling a 138. You could have had another shot, but you didn't choose to go to any of their options. I wouldn't, it just wouldn't, and my thumb, I don't know if it's ever going to heal. Is it still bad? Oh man, it's still like a crater in my thumb.

I don't see anything. Lunch's hands and his feet are all broken. You've noticed that? Yes. He has some kind of weird thing with his hands and the feet. Like, if anything touches his toes or his fingers, they just break. It's called athlete. No, it's not called the athlete, though.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Chrissy Tegan paid for a woman's tuition at a beauty school. Her name is Mercedes-Edney from Charlotte, North Carolina. She had started a crowdfunding campaign to raise money to go to Estetician School. On Friday, Chris Teagan donated the remaining $5,600. She follows Edney and took notice with the remaining balance. She said, hey, I've seen your passion for such a long time.

I'm excited to fulfill your dream. So, Chrissy Teigen, I see you. That's pretty awesome. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show. You upset about that? It's pretty cool, Chrissy Teigen.

I mean, I think she's a pretty cool chick. Like, I don't follow her, but I see news stories. I think she's pretty funny and she handles, like, haters pretty well. Like, when people make fun of her, she makes fun of herself. I think she's pretty cool. Yeah. So, I'm going to say props to Chrissy Teigen. I see you for being pretty cool.

Yeah, there you go. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter. If you guys want to follow over there, appreciate that. I'll say it's always tough to follow up in number one smash. You know? When these artists put out huge number one songs, it's always tough to come back with them. Oh, yeah. And so Eddie and I, aka the raging idiots, it's tough.

We just put out flask and it went to 1,013 on the charts. We're pretty proud of that. Oh yeah, we're so proud. For us, that was a hit. And so, I'm like, well, what are we going to do next? Can't just like the fans want it more. And obviously, Sam Hunt has this huge song

called Body Like a Backroad. Everybody loves this one. And with all of us getting a little bit older here on the show, new raging idiot song called, is it a Body Like a Backroad? Body. Body feeling so old. Body feeling so old. It's written wrong up here as well.

Oh, it is? Yeah. Body feeling so old. It's new, so we're still trying to be right. Are we ready to try this thing? Yeah, that's right. All right, here we go. Raging Idiots, World Premiere. Feeling so old.

Back hurts, neck hurts. Let me tell you story. Cried a little this morning. What? I found gray in my hair. Oh, man. New wrinkle on my forehead. Back pain from a chair.

I did a new workout. So off like three weeks. I finish in the bathroom. Uh-oh. But my junk still leaks. My body's feeling so old. These kids around me don't know that Justin Timberlake used to be in a band. What?

What? I can't stop the aging. I remember page. And now I have lots of kids and I'm driving a van. My body's getting older Oh, come on Let me get some of that Preparation 8

Some of that multivitamin, you know what I'm saying? My body's getting older Hey, where the music go? It's gone All right It's show It's like your adoption party It went well

It did I did see another guy there though And I was jealous Oh like at the very very end No No, the whole time I saw him too Yes

Of course I did And my feelings were hard Because it was like No guys allowed. He was pretty cute. Are you talking about the eight-year-old boy? Whatever.

He's a dude. He said no dudes. Jake. Jake. Yeah. We saw him. Go ahead. Who's Jake?

Who's Jake? We need to know about Jake. Okay, guys. Confession. Yes. Jake. He was a last minute edition. One of my sisters, good friends who I've known since I was probably 10 years old,

she drove in from Memphis, but she had to bring her son Jake. Well, my girlfriend. And he was there. Maybe he had to bring me. Right. But I wasn't allowed. I know. Eddie wasn't allowed.

Yeah, we weren't allowed. Lunchbox, you did get a thank you, though. Yeah. On Instagram. You want to hear of Instagram. Here we go. Amy did a thank you on Instagram to Lunchbox for his gift. And Lunchbox and his wife got coloring books.

And then all these books. Wow. Wow. They're Jake approved. He's my kid approval. Jake. Jake, are you approving? Give me a thumbs up.

She also rubs in our face that Jake's there. Yeah, Jake's. Sorry, guys. I know. really think about how y'all would take that but I guess we took it hard oh shoot I saw a picture of all the gifts and I thought and I asked Lindsay I said hey all these gifts I didn't she know she was going to get them because you registered for them but she was like so many people brought so many extra gifts too really and the book thing wasn't a registry thing at all so that it was in addition to the gifts

there was the books and then yeah people did extra like clothes and things I didn't think of like you know that kids need like underwear and cool like nightlights that help kids sleep at night to comfort them. Like stuff, just me not being a parent, I knew nothing about, but they know, and so they shared. Like, this is cool. What Eddie got you? Oh, Eddie, Jr. And Jr., they picked stuff out, books

and then these super cool balloon things. I don't know what they are, Eddie. You'll have to explain. Yeah, it's like water balloon makers. Water balloon makers. They're going to love them. But, like, legit. Eddie's just trying to get you good stories now to come in to be hanging out. The kid. There's water all over the house. Lunchbox? Lunchbox got the books

and, ooh. Everybody got your books. Yeah, but there was a couple of different things in the bag. I can't remember everything. Oh, no. I just said the coloring. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you see. Oh. You guys, don't put me on the spot for a guest. Yeah, that's cool. We'll come back. Think about it. Bobby, I know you go on. We'll come back and we'll see what you go. Think what long as fuck's got you. I know what you did. So was in Massachusetts over the weekend? I got a bunch of stories to tell you. But the first one was, we finished Lindsay and I watching all 201 episodes of The Office. Wow. Yeah. It was nine seasons.

And I was like, this is my favorite show ever. And so we watched every episode. It was 201 episodes. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. It's a lot. That's for her, not for me.

Because I've seen it all before. And she watched every episode. And at times I wondered like, did she even like this show? But we watched the final episode and she was crying. Oh, wow. And so I Snapchatted the end here. Here. She noticed she's crying the whole time if she doesn't want to talk.

We just watched all the office, 201 episodes. How do you feel? It's so sad. It's so. sad. Are you crying? Yeah, I'm crying. Why are you crying? Because it's sad. Why is it sad? It's so sad. It's over? It's like our friends. Wow. You don't do the like, hey, stop crying. Come on. It's not that big of a deal. No. Oh, man. I do that all the time. Oh, oh. Maybe later. Maybe when you are married for like 15 years. Maybe that's later on down the road. I'm like, come on. It's not a big deal. It's just a show.

Keep crying so I can Snapchat it. Exactly. It makes it better Snapchat when she's crying. Okay, I got it. But that's something Bobby loves the office, so he probably likes that Lindsay's into it. Yeah. I was glad that she wasn't annoyed by watching all 200 episodes. So that's what we did.

Oh, man, I have so much. So I did Boston on Friday night, did a stand-up show. On Saturday night, I went to Western Massachusetts. It's like Springfield, North Hampton area. I'm going to tell you what happened. So I walk out and, you know, I play my music that I was. walk out to and it's like

alright and so it plays and the crowd starts clapping and you can always tell about how the crowd starts clapping

how the crowd's clapping out rowdy they're about yeah I'm talking about the crowd's ready to go man really like oh

yeah and the thing about a standup show is it's not a band it's one person talking so if people are making noise it throws everything

off and people get mad if someone's talking it's like a movie like compare it to a movie if you're watching a movie and somebody's talking or if somebody's

on their phone other people get really upset people start yelling at each other So it's a theater show And it's just me That's why it's called Funny and Alone

Like I have this show with all you guys I have a band The Raging Idiots with Eddie and myself And a couple other friends And then this is just me doing stand-up So I'm alone And some people start talking And some people are yelling at them And I'm like oh man

These 8 o'clock shows That I got to move to seven Because people get too drunk Oh it's too late than night So okay fine There's first of all on the bottom level A fight breaks out I've never had a fight breakout

Just straight up a fight people are like punching each other and I'm like whoa whoa whoa was it a good fight I don't stop the show because I can't really see out there because the lights are so bright and it's dark there are probably 1,400 people at this show oh my gosh it's a theater show it's a normal show yeah and so they're probably the bottom level is probably 8 or 900 people and back in like the back third of it people just start going at it and I see security guards run out there and I'm like whoa like what's happening here so they fix that fight all of a sudden up in the top level up in the balcony something else is happening Oh, boy. And I hear someone go, I'll shoot you, and I'm like, what do you do at that point? I stopped the show. Just stop. I stop the show, and I'm like, I'm going to stop the show.

Because I can't keep talking and telling stories and jokes. If people are fighting and screaming, I'm going to shoot you. Yeah, threatening people. Cops come. And I posted pictures of all this, because unless you were there, you just wouldn't believe it. So on my Twitter, you can see pictures of the cops out in front of the theater. My buddy Mike was there, and he was up at the top because, He has like our funny little t-shirts.

And he was like, and he wrote to me, he goes, hey, I saw what happened. He said, I told a joke. I'm not going to tell the joke, but I'll tell you what the joke was about, right? Okay. So your joke triggered this? First of all, alcohol triggered it, okay? But the joke made someone mad. It was a mixture.

Oh, yes. So controversial. I've always wanted a thing to happen. I just didn't want the thing to be someone was going to happen. Yeah, you really want someone to just like give birth or something. So I'm like, okay. So I'm talking about Uber drivers, first of all. And I'm like, you got to be careful with Uber drivers, blah, blah, because they could be kind of creepy.

Then I'm talking about guys that just have mustaches, just a single mustaches. And I'm like, got to be careful with my guy. Then I'm just talking about if you get an Uber driver with a guy with a single mustache. So whatever is this whole joke, right? And so apparently there was an Uber driver with a single mustache. Oh, no. Oh, no. So he got mad at the joke.

Someone yelled at him and said, hey, it's a joke, relax. He starts to scream. I'm going to shoot at the whole. No way. And so, the Uber driver did? Listen, man. Apparently, I don't know. Single mustache Uber driver.

I don't know. I don't know. So you're offending your audience. I don't know. And so I just sit down on the stage and I'm like, and then I just took a picture of me. I'm like, I'm not leaving the stage. I'll just sit on it until everything calms down. Did you feel safe just sitting there all vulnerable like that?

I would have ran off. It was way upstairs. And here's the problem. If you leave the stage, they may not pay you. Oh, okay. I was like, I'm not leaving the stage. I'm still getting paid. I sat down.

And so what happened was then I stood up, and I'm not kidding, the speaker popped. It goes, boom. And I was like, oh, my goodness. I thought someone, I thought someone, I thought someone, I'm going to shoot you. And I hear a big pop. And I'm like, ooh, it scared the crap out of me. I didn't leave. Well, yeah.

Finish the show. By the end of it, it was just like, I had Walker Hayes and Nikita out on stage, and we were just playing songs. And it was, I think people still have fun, but it was the craziest night. And then by the end, it was like, hey, they told me, say you shouldn't go outside and meet people. But that's just what I do. And so I go out and this is afterwards, you know,

after I packed up and everything. What out here after the show? Say, I will not shoot Bobby. I will not shoot Bobby. They didn't. That was nice of them. They didn't. It was great.

I've never experienced a crowd like that. That is. And I felt bad because some of them wanted to come and just come to the show. And have fun. and some of them were just out of control, man. But when someone starts even just yelling something about shooting, you can't do that. Yeah.

Like you just, that's just not a thing. So are you going to keep that joke in your monologue? Yeah, of course. What's it called? Your monologue, just your opening? No, it's just the act. Yeah.

Okay, so yeah, you're keeping it. It's a joke that goes into a song too. Then I start singing the song. So did you skip the song? No, I played the song. Oh, boy. I was like, well, I got to play the song. Now I call Mr. Uber driver.

Oh, no. That's amazing. Not really. It is. No, I mean, it's... The whole thing was nuts. It's a good story. Nobody got hurt.

Nobody, I don't think they did. Thank good. There were two fights, though. It's just not good. I know that people want to drink and have a good time. The theater wanted to sell lots of alcohol, but man, it got... I thought the Boston show would be the rowdy one. They were amazing.

The North Hampton show, they just came... It was like a... I thought it was a wrestling match or something. Because they just went at it, man. So that happened. It's exciting. I'm glad everything's. If you go over to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, you can see the tweets and text people

are sending me because I saved them. And the cops are awesome. You just have to come out to any sort of show. Yeah. Yeah. Because it wasn't like a house party. No. You don't want them coming in the house.

It was spoken word. Spoken word. Cops are like, we just got a call. We just got a call to the Bobby Bones funny and alone. to the comedy show like it just doesn't seem like you'd need cops I went over to a place to eat before it was called Local Burger

Oh dude They had something called Captain Crunch chicken tenders Talk about it It's fantastic It's one of the great things I've ever put on mouth So it's like salty sweet Wait wait wait wait so what is it like Crusted with Captain Crush

Yeah crunch Crunch berries No the crunch No the crunches all the whole different thing Just the Crunch It was Captain Crunch But it was Captain Crunch But it was Captain Crunch chicken strips

Wow Yeah That sounds amazing It was amazing I can't believe you ate it I didn't either and I don't even like have cheat days

where I'm like once a week I'm gonna cheat but if something's worth cheating I cheat and it's worth it and I ate all of it yeah

shout out local burger not shout out fighters No no no Bobby Bones Bobby Bones show So we were talking about your adoption

shower earlier Do you remember what lunchbox got you now after deliberation Yeah the coloring books colors and the books

Like reading books Was that on the registry Oh no It wasn't on the registry, but the registry was sold out. Yeah, it was sold out. It sold up fast. So we had to get colored pencils and some coloring books, something kind of neat, and some cool little books.

Do you feel like your kids are going to have too many toys when they get here? No, a lot of the stuff is stuff that they need in learning things. It's really not a ton of toys. A lot of the play stuff, toy things are outdoor activities, like basketball, soccer balls, soccer goals, things like that. Are they good at anything already? I feel like my son has a pretty good arm. Not going to lie.

But does he play anything? No, they don't play anything. Sometimes they play soccer, but there's really no, there's no grass at the orphanage. It's just like random concrete bits. They could never get like a legit soccer game going, no. They kick it around, though. So what else happened to the party? Well, they surprised me with this video for my kids, which was a super special moment.

And it was just a montage. They tried to get the kids to answer certain questions for me about me. And they asked them what their favorite thing was. And my daughter said she loved my hair and my eyes. And I thought that was really sweet. And then they put it to Dear Mama, Tupac, the music in the background. So it was like this awesome video of the kids with Tupac playing. I loved it.

And then we played games, like my own custom reverse charades. Your own way? Well, you know, reverse charades. So there's the game that you can actually buy. But my sister just made her own version where she held up, like, things I'm going to encounter now that I'm a mom of a nine-year-old and a six-year-old. And then everyone would have to act it out and I would have to guess. And then my sister made a Madlib. Give me an example of those shreds game.

What will you have to encounter? Well, it was little things like tree house. My kids are going to want to build tree houses probably. Or, you know, monkey bars. Little things that they do. Soccer. Touchdown. I'm just trying to get the whole feeling here.

Yeah. Yeah. We weren't invited. I know. I know. I know. I'm just trying to feel it. I know.

It was awesome. And then the Madlib was super funny, which my sister, she does custom ones. It was my only request that she do that. Three of my mom's, like, best friends, flew in for the shower to, to represent on behalf of her. And I think that's probably one of the most special things that's ever been done for me. Like, they did not have to do that at all. And they just thought it was super special because obviously my mom can't be there. Food. Oh, the food was so good. And then we had a spontaneous dance party at the end. Like, we were all cleaning in the kitchen.

And next thing you know, we were like telling our little Amazon Echo player, just like throwing out songs and requesting it. So we didn't get a lot of cleaning done. Needless to say, we just dance. Like, it was just a really fun time. One of my top nights of my life. Because I never had a baby shower because I never been pregnant. And I feel like baby shower was probably up there. And all of a sudden I was having a shower for two kids that are about to be in my house

and people just gathering together. I felt like I was sprinkled with just love. And I just know my kids are loved, period. Like it was just great. How many people came? Gawley, I don't know. Maybe like 30. Wow. Wow. And well, Jake. One boy named Jake. I had to bring that up.

He was eight here. He was eight years old. There was a dude. Yeah. We act, eight. What's a difference? Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

All y'all's girls were there. Did they have a good time? They had a blast. My wife said she had a great time. Had a good time. I just wish I would have been there. Yeah. You know, just shared it with you.

Just the show support. I felt like I missed out. What about you? Bobby, did Lindsay have fun? She had a good time, yeah. Really good time. She left just to come back. Like, she bought a plane to go home.

That was super sweet. I saw that. Yeah. I know. I thanked her again. And I was like, whoa, thanks for coming because I saw that she, I didn't know if she was going to play the show with you the day before. So that was super cool. Yeah, we didn't.

I mean, she didn't go play. She just kind of came to come. Oh, to support you? Yeah. And then she was like, yeah. Yeah. Mr. Bobby. Debbie in Springfield, Massachusetts.

How are you, Debbie? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Hey, were you at the show Saturday with all the hubbub? Oh, my God. My husband and I were there. First of all, we had a fantastic time.

Well, thank you. If you're just turning the radio on. I did a stand-up show in Western Massachusetts, and there were a couple fights in the crowd. Somebody yelled they were going to shoot somebody. I had to stop the show at some point. And I just didn't want anyone to go home upset or like mad at me. No, I thought you handled it very well.

I thought it was hysterical. You sat on the floor. Oh, yeah, I wasn't getting shot, and I wasn't going to have anybody. I just sat down, got low. You know, get low, whenever something goes out. Stop drop and roll. Yep, so yeah.

But you left and you were okay, huh? Yep, we left. We walked, there was nothing going on outside when we left, so we walked to the garage and it was a great time. All right, well, good. Well, thank you for coming, and I hope you laughed and had a good time. We did. We really did. Okay, well, there you go.

That's good news, right? Yeah. You never want someone to go home sad because there was someone yelling that were going to shoot someone in a theater, you know? Who made the John Wilkes booth joke earlier? I did. Too soon, Eddie. Way too soon.

Way too soon. Bobby Bones, everybody. This is a Bobby Bone show. Eddie's talking about a Bobbycast. It's a show I do from my house. And so I did one with Lunchbox and Ray, but not at the same time. Yeah. So they each had about 40 minutes each, and I talked to both of them.

You listed to it last night? I did. I finally went on one of those night runs, and that was so entertained. There were just so many stories that I didn't know about Lunchbox from the very, very beginning of the show. Yeah, we've been here like 20 years, huh? Feels like it. And that's what it felt like. You guys just being like, dude, remember when we did that?

And you guys are like, dude, I forgot about that. That's so cool. The one thing that we still kind of wince on is when he went to jail. Yes. That one's still tough for us to talk about. But there are even still parts of that story that you forgot about or didn't know details of it. Yeah. So it's pretty cool.

Good listen. We record it and I didn't think of anything about it, right? Oh, boy. I put it up. And so, if you go to, first of all, go to iTunes and search Bobbycast and subscribe. And you can listen to that one. But there's a lot of artists like Marin Morris has done one. Kelsey Ballerini.

Mostly it's that and it's songwriters. But it was Lunchbox half and Ray half. And then I've seen Lunchbox not to get into a Twitter fight over it. Oh, boy. I got a question. I don't understand what I did. I said no comment. Ray calls her a name and she has no problem with that.

But I say no comment and I am the worst person of the world. There's also this on the podcast. This is what I learned about Lunchbox. They already knew. They already knew. And people like, because some of our coworkers in New York came and they were like, Lunchbox has a problem with all women, huh? And I was like, yes.

Every single woman that's ever worked with us is that a problem with. And you can tell him the bobby cats because he goes through. And we didn't even talk about Elena. Yeah. Because you would have definitely been like, ugh, to her too.

No, no, Elena and I were friends. We just had one time when she got mad at me for something. And with every new person on the show, though. He says that everyone you tries to come in and act like they're the bomb.com. Yes. And so that's why he hates everybody. That's what he said on that.

Yes. You have to listen. You have to listen. I know, I know. Because he talks about how he didn't like you. He talks about him like me. He talks about Eddie. He talks about everybody.

He just hates everybody. And then Amy didn't like. I'm sure when it came to me and he was like, well, Amy didn't talk to me the first time I met her. Yeah. He doesn't know. No, I just know. That's what he always says. He's been saying it for years.

Why were you and not a tweeting back and forth with some Twitter fight? I didn't tweet. There was no Twitter fight. There was, I tweeted. He said specifically, and he said it before that I don't do anything and that he could do my job because all I do is tweet. So I said, so I tweeted. I said, no, no, hold on. He said this about everybody's job.

No, he specifically says that I do the least on the show after Mike. So I tweeted, remember the one time lunchbox said he could do my job? Hashtag alternative facts. And I linked to the video of me teaching him how to use Instagram. She found a video from three months ago. I mean, this girl was searching for something like, oh, look, I. This girl. Do my job, lunchbox.

Go ahead. Neither one of you can do either one of each of his job. Exactly. Actually, let's just talk about the fact that... Okay, relax. All right, mics down. All right. So, Launchbox went after more. Launchbox was after everyone. Yeah. We got to understand that. That's just who he is. I mean, I don't understand what I woke up the next morning. I'm like, You're not innocent.

Your mic's not on because you wouldn't stop when I was talking. Go ahead. I'm just saying, all I did, I woke up the next morning to like all these tweets. I'm like, what is going on? And there was all these videos tweeted. And I'm like, man, I said no comment. Ray, on the other hand, says something totally a lot rudeer than I did. No mention. I didn't hear Ray's because all I saw was tweets to me about what you said. Oh, you didn't even hear what he said?

I didn't listen to Ray. Oh, you didn't listen to Lunchbox. Are you lying right now? Because your tweet said, oh, I just listened to the Bobby Cash Lunchbox. Interesting. Yeah, Lunchbox. I didn't say, Ray. I stopped after you stopped talking.

Oh, it gets better when Ray comes out of it. It gets really good. You got to listen the whole thing. Well, anyway. Oh, no. iTunes, subscribe to the Bobby Cats. It is a good one. It's really not, it wasn't supposed to be controversial.

All I taught you is that Lunchbox has problems with every single person. Yeah, I don't like the negativity that's just been brought in. It was negative that was brought in. But I said no comment. There was no negative on my part. That is the biggest, like, nothing. That's not true because after you said that, you went on and continue to talk about things. So don't say you said no comment because you said things.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one's being negative. No one's being negative here. I'm not being negative. Well, the point of the conversation in the Bobbycast was really just why Lunchbox has a problem with everyone at the beginning. Yeah, that was the beginning. It was like, here's the beginning. Like, everyone knows that you're mean to them and you have a problem. Let's talk about it.

It was like, well, I just don't like them. That's it. I just don't think Morgan does anything. Correct. I think Eddie's stupid. Yeah, Eddie didn't want me to do anything for me at the beginning. Yeah. Yeah.

Like so, and, but he's fine with people now. Yeah. Most people. No, not real. He has a problem with women. That are the bomb.com. Yes. Anyway, it's up there.

Whatever. Not all women. Take him as you will. I love women. I'm a women's man. I'm a ladies man. Just women that work with me. I was.

I'm married now. You were a ladies man. He does talk about that too. About what? About being a ladies man back in the day. Anyway, it's up there. Whatever. Can't wait.

Happy. It's really a good listen. I know. I'm going to go listen. I've heard about it from multiple people. Yeah. Yeah. Have you?

Oh yeah. Multiple people in my life. What did they say? They said you definitely. you definitely should go check out to Bobby Cass with Lunchbox and Ray that it was really entertaining. Yeah. Even Ray starts shooting

fireball. Oh, Ray. Yeah. Apparently Ray had to give an adjective for everybody or something. I don't know. He had to explain everyone in one word. Okay. How about? Great.

Can't late. Over the weekend, Matt Oberton who plays for the Indianapolis Colts and who works on our show, So he went out on the road with Chase Rice And Matt was like, hey, she's like, go out on the road with Chase Rice? And I was like, listen, if you want to do it hard, yeah Go out with Chase Rice.

We did it. And so how'd it go? It went great, man. Slept great, ate great. Got some workouts in. Partyed hard Saturday night. Got it in, man. Great experience.

Is it something you'd like to do again? Absolutely. Yeah. Party hard, hard, or hard? No, no, no. It was low-key Thursday and Friday. Then Indie just went ham. We got it in.

What I don't understand is he lives in Indy. Yeah. So why not in one of these other cities? Like, he's at the University of Missouri, Columbia. Why not party with the coeds at Missouri? Instead, he's waiting to his hometown and going, hey, let's go see Barbara at Jim's pub, like where he always goes. No, we had fun in Columbia. It was Mom's Weekend.

Oh, man. Mom's Weekend? Woo! Yeah, daughters bring their moms. Okay. Yeah. So this is your last week of being here on the show. Then you go back to camp, try.

Yeah, go to indie, yeah, week from today, man. Get back to work, let's go. So did you go sing with Chase at all? Did you get on stage? I did. What did you sing? We did Cruz because he co-wrote that song, and that's kind of one of the songs he closes with.

And he brought me on stage. Had no idea that it was going on. I had a few... Did you tell me you get sing? Like, when you sang on the show, were you like, I'm better than you think. No, that's why he brought me up. Yeah.

But I had a few tropical waters that night, and had no idea that I was going on. Went on, took my shirt off because he gave me a Pat Maccfew shirt to wear. give him a little shot out. Then we sang Cruz together. Had fun, man. Tor it down.

Oh, boy. That's awesome. What's the difference between tear it up and tore it down? I don't know. I don't know. I get it. I get the reference. We had a good time.

We burned it down. I don't know. Okay, okay. You know what I'm saying? Did you meet any girls? Where? Like, in general? On the road, dude.

Yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah. A lot of girls? Like, did you get any numbers? Like every night? No. I was like security watch. Yeah. What?

I had a little fun with it. I was the man that wore all different hats on the tour. I saw to make sure things were cool. Drank a little bit, had fun. Yeah. And, yeah, man, I just, I experienced everything. You know what I'm saying? We don't.

No, no. So did you take a girl on the bus? I did. There you guys. But not that. I invited folks on the bus. Were there girls on the bus every night, like non-stop girls? Yeah, we had fun.

Yeah. Yeah. That's why. Yeah. I'm not a dog like that, though. So we just, I mean, I just wanted to have a lively party. So I was the one that was inviting people and, you know. Every night after the show, was it just like packed the bus with girls?

No. A lot of pre-show stuff. Oh, before the show. Yeah, yeah. That just gets the mood going. We set the tone for the night, you know. Send our regards over to Chase. For sure.

His new album's going to be awesome. All right. Shout out. Yeah. Come on, y'all. Here's what happened. I go to Vegas last week for the ACMs and everybody pulls their money, right?

And we pulled on money with all of us combined. We had $700. And everyone's like, put it on red. So gave Mike all the money. We go to Vegas. Put it all on red. Boom, it hits. This makes me sick to hear this story.

We all double our money. And so Mike's never been in a casino before, so I give him the chips back. He just comes home with the chips and not the cash. He didn't know the difference. He didn't know the difference. So we have a couple options. One, we can mail it.

DJ Silver could have taken it. You guys decided not. Ray's going to Vegas. Ray said he would take the shift, right, Ray? Yeah, in a couple weeks, month. There you go. He doesn't have any flights booked or anything. He just says that. So I fronted the money. It was my responsibility to front the money.

If anyone, I'm like, but still, you know, I feel that. I said, hey, I'll front the money. So I gave Amy and Ray their money back because they said they'd owe me one. They don't want to charge interest. Who would do that? Yeah, that'd be rude. We'd be rude to charge interest.

So what I do is I have some cash here. And how much cash? So this is the cash. That's our money? This would be lunchboxes and this would be Eddie's. Yeah, that's it. That's definitely my money right there. This is my money.

Yeah, but it looks like my money. It looks like my money. I'm going to give you guys a chance to play for it for this much. The winner gets that much. What do you mean? That's the most I can. get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what happens to lunchbox? I don't know what happens to the lunchbox?

Then I'm still... You're still down 200. Yeah. Here's 200 bucks up for grabs right now. Oh, boy. Between you two. Yeah. What are you going to do? We're going to play a little American history. No, no, no, no. We haven't decided if we're going to do this. No, no, no, no. The winner gets it and other ones are still waiting for their money.

The winner gets it and the other person forfeits their money. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Lunchbox, you have to ask the details. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not forfeit my money. No, that's our harder and money. You could win an extra 200. No, I couldn't. Yes, you could. No, because I still don't have my money.

But it's there, technically. I am not. Why are you doing this to us? Yeah, you are. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Let's just play the game and whoever wins gets this money. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no forfeiting. We'll talk about that later. No, there's no forfeiting. All right, here we go. Let's go. Question number one. American history, trivia.

Why are we doing this? How about this? You have to forfeit it, but it's at least on 30 days hold. 30 days. Because you already don't have an array. You already don't have an array to be your lifeline to get it back. This is so stupid. Like, how did we get here?

Or is it? Mike Deeb forgot your money. I understand that. Now we're playing games for our money. But you would not get it at all. 30-day hold? Look at this way in about less than five minutes. One of you is going to be $200 richer.

Yeah, one of us. No, no. We're already richer, but we just don't have the money in our pocket. All right, here we go. Would you like to play yet or no? Come on. Yes or no? Eddie.

What do you say? Man. Yes or no, Eddie? No forfeit? No forfeit. You have to have a 30-day stall, though, if you don't get. All right, I'm in. All right, I'm in.

Question number one. Goodness, I'm going to fail. Who famously said, give me liberty or give me death? And if you miss it, you get a point subtracted. What? What? This is so strange. You can not give an answer.

if you don't know it, but if you miss it, you get a negative. Oh. You can not. You can say no answer. You can say no answer and you get loose nothing. I'm just, FYI, I'm deflated right now. You just put a little twist there with that. Okay, I'm in for the win.

I'm in. Eddie. Abraham Lincoln. Nightbox. I have no answer because I don't know. I think it's about taxation, but I don't know who that is. The answer is Patrick Henry. Yes.

Eddie minus one point. Yes. So no answer. lunchbox. Oh, I guess y'all are seeing how that works. Yeah, I'm just going to go. No answer whole time. Now I understand the rules. Who's on the $20 bill? Who's on the $20 bill?

Playing for cash here. Cash money. I'm in for the win. Represent. I'm in. All right. Lunchbox. I have nobody. I did not run anything down. No answer. You're going to do this the whole game, aren't you?

Eddie is just dumber than I am. Eddie. All right. Give me my point back. Thomas Jefferson. Oh, man. That's so stupid. Yes. Did he get it wrong? Did he get it wrong?

I'm like 99.9% sure that's wrong. That's Andrew Jackson. It's Andrew Jackson. Yes. I'm a zero to negative two. This is so dumb. Eddie, you have to stop. This is so dumb.

No, I'm going to have to keep guessing now. What year was the Declaration of Independence signed? Let me do more dramatic. Oh, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, I got, I'm in. Five tickets. I'm in for the win.

Oh, he's going for one. I'm going for one. I've got an answer down. Let's go to Eddie first. Eddie? No answer. No answer. Oh, no.

That's okay. Oh, he needs. Oh, no. Come on, let's walk. 1776. I'm right. That's a point. I'm up three.

Is he right? Yeah, I'm right. Go ahead. Bing it. Bing it. Ding it. First of all, you're not up three nothing. You have no points as it right now.

Yeah, but he has negative. I know, but there's no three nothing. I have negative two. This is in a math quiz. This is a math quiz. What quiz? American history. Okay. So you say... Yeah. 1777.

Oh, boy. Eddie, how many points do you... I mean, questions. We're done. Game over. No, no, no, no, we're not. All right. What's the only U.S. state with a single syllable name? There's only one U.S. state with a single syllable name.

I don't even know what a syllable is. Don't be silly. Only one U.S. state. we get the five-pointer coming up. No, there's no five-pointer. There is. Yeah, there is. I don't even know how to do syllables.

Hmm. I mean, I have a guess, but it's not worth it to me. If you give a guess, there's only one syllable, then that's probably right. I don't know what a syllable is, though. Like, I don't understand. Like, when I say the state in my head, I don't know if there's a syllable or two or what. I have no idea. Wait, what?

How do you know how a syllable is? Guys, when you say the state in your head, I mean, I know there's multibular. letters, but I don't know what's a syllable? He doesn't know. That's what he's telling you. That's a syllable. If you asked me for the definition, I don't know how to describe it. I need to answer.

Okay. Let's go over to... I'm in for the win. Eddie? Got nothing. No answer. No answer. Lunchbox. I wrote nothing down. What would you have said it was? I would have said Maine. And that'd have been correct. Yeah. That's it. Oh! See, I just didn't know if that was a two-syllible.

It's over. You won lunchbox. Yes. Yes! Yes! And they're doing, win, we know. No matter what. Oh, got money on my mind. I can never get enough. Oh, your money, buddy.

And every time I step up in the field. And everybody hands go up. And they stay there! Sorry, Eddie. So, so good. I knew it. Sorry, Eddie. Lunchbox.

You should share with Eddie. Give him half. Yeah, there you go. It's only half of my money. I still own half. That show on HBO, big little lies. Mm-hmm. How far into it are you?

Oh, I've still just seen the one episode. Because my husband was on a show. into it, I got to watch it, like, in my free time. I watched the first episode last night. Were you into it? Yeah, I think it's the first episode, so you're never really into the first episode of anything? I feel like I wish you would give it another shot with me, watch episode two at least.

But I had at least three friends over the weekend since one of the best shows they've ever seen. Wow. And it's only one season, period. Like, that's it. There are no season two's. Never? No. It's like a miniseries.

Oh, I did not know that. I thought maybe they were just waiting to get picked up again or something. Oh, wow, that's cool. Okay. So, yeah, I'll watch episode one. I liked it. I'll watch another one. I'll know if I will tonight.

But yeah, it's got some, like Nicole Kidman's in it. And then the girl, the Hunger Games knockoff girl. Uh-huh. She's not in Hunger Games. Divergent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's in the Hunger Games. What?

Jennifer Lawrence? No, she's in the Hunger Games. Junior varsity Jennifer Lawrence. It's a different book series that also has turned into a movie. Yeah. I watched online. Yeah, I watched it later, but. Do you have HBO?

I don't. I'll have to call someone. You mean still their password? We'll just ask. You want to borrow my password? Yes, I will. Do you see the number one movie over the weekend was the boss baby? No.

And that two weeks? That's so awesome. The boss baby's dominating. Hey, my nine-year-old says it's good. Yeah. All right, so what's this movie about? It's about a baby that comes from a factory in the sky. Like where they make babies?

Yeah, and he's on an undercover mission to find out why people like puppies more than babies. That's kind of funny idea. So is the movie funny? Yeah, it's so funny. Like, did you LOL a bunch? Yeah. How long is the movie? One hour and 37 minutes.

Okay. For people that want to go watch this movie, like, what would you say is the reason why they should go watch it? Well, first of all, because it's really funny. Would you say the message is pretty good? Yeah. What is the message? There's enough love for everyone in this world. Is that true?

I don't know. It just says that All right, how do you rate this movie out of five stars? Five. No, come on. Five stars. What's the next movie you're looking forward to see? Despicable Me Three.

Oh, my gosh. There's another one of those? Yeah. All right. So cute. Why does he sounds so sad. There's Despicable Me's like, let's go. Let's get new movies.

Here's the thing, though. I wonder, though, because of the Despicable Me's, do you have to buy new stuff with all these movies, too? Yeah, there's always a new character that gets introduced. So there's a new toy you have to buy. A whole new toy line. There's a minion that they focus on that becomes a new one. Yeah.

Oh, they got you, huh? They do. This is like their kind of version of Rocky for us. It's like they should have stopped at three already, you know, or two. Yeah, but Rocky didn't sell us action figures and all that stuff. That's true. So yeah, baby ball, she's a big winner there. And Eddie's son says he loved it.

My dog turned 14 on Saturday. That's awesome. Crazy, huh? So old. So old. And there's still parts of him that's, rocking, man. Like, he doesn't seem like he's 14.

My dog's, like, breed only lives to, like, 10. That's pretty awesome. And he's 14, and he still runs around. I mean, he sleeps a lot, too. But, yeah, I probably would do. But he's 14, so in dog years, probably like, hold on. 300?

Was that 7? Is that 7 years? I think it's 7 for, like, the first 6 or 7 years of your life, and then it starts to count not as big. If it's 7, he's 98. No, no, no, no, it doesn't work like that. It stops after a certain point. It stops at a certain point, and then goes 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

I don't know who calculated that whole thing and figured it out. Yeah, he was 14. Probably the Aztecs. They had calendars and stuff. Oh, stop. How much money can you spend without consulting your spouse? They talked to a bunch of people. We've had this conversation before, but I think now, even now we're at a different point in all of our lives.

What do you think, AIM? When my husband and I first started out married 10 years ago, it was around the $150 mark, $150.50. we would have to talk to each other. What about now? Ten years later, still two income, no kids, we bumped it up a bit. Now we talk out of the other. I heard how nice your house was.

Oh my gosh, my wife talked about it. Oh yeah, Lindsay was like, like, Amy's got the coolest house. Yeah, that's what made me feel like crap. I was like, boy, I thought that. That's what about our house? I know, she was like, oh, no, but Amy's got the coolest. I was like, I need to look back in Amy's contract. I didn't see what kind of money we're talking about.

For our husband's wise. Oh, that's true, too. That's true, too. That's a great job. That's true, too. And we haven't had kids for all these years. Yeah. I heard that's an amazing house.

I mean, that's all my wife said. Well, I heard about it was like, house, house, house, house. Me too. You can see the house and the granite in the tile. And I was like, what? I know, I told my wife, I'm trying. Sorry. Me too.

I was like, should I decorate more than press to you? Yeah, I said, how was the party? She goes, oh my gosh. Amy's house was amazing. I said, what about the party? Well, she has upstairs where she has this little these desks put together. party and she's like in the kitchen was funny we didn't even talk about this no and when I said it all three of us went you go yes you guys you must have to and I saw well it's I I

I love my house I am I love my house I don't stutter I am I don't know I don't want it to be like but I am the weird thing is I haven't been to this home of yours me neither because you've moved I moved yeah and so I haven't been there but you only in my house once true yeah we should change that we should all go to everyone's house we should do a tour we just all see each other so much at work, but it's like, you say that all the time. Not me. I think I'll be a lot of you guys all the time.

Whatever. I listen. But I moved to my house probably like 10 times. I've been there a few times, yeah. Good, congratulations. Everybody's welcome. Okay. Yeah, come.

So the party was good. It was so awesome. One of the top nights of my life And there were no dudes there What about late at night when your husband got back And it was all girls But your husband was still there Did he get out and party it down?

Yeah, he hung out His mom was there You know, they hung out a little bit He played Practice the saxophone Because I rented one of those Since that's gonna be going down this week Amy's husband has played saxophone on the air

Because that's his hidden talent Yeah Like I have some audio of him trying Should I play this? I mean there's a lot of crowd I haven't heard it Kenny G or is that your husband? That's his hidden talent?

That was him warming up. That was his first time. Oh, that was him just forming up. Oh, okay, okay. That was his first time picking up a saxophone since eighth grade. Wow. And he would like to encourage all the kids to not quit, even if kids tell you being in the band's not cool

because he loved the saxophone, but his two best friends told him being the band was not cool, so he quit, and he still regrets it. How many cups of coffee can you drink before it hurts hurting your health each day? Three. Four. Overdose. Wow.

Overdose? Kind of like on the other side of it. Like you drink and then you're like, uh-oh. I would say after five cups. Whoa, five. That's a lot. Yeah, that's overdose. That's OD.

Four five, yeah. The current recommendation is four. Anything over four is overdosed? It is like too much. Wow. That just seems like a lot. I drink that in one sitting or is it like over the day? Like, I don't drink coffee so I don't know.

Do you drink? I drink coffee all morning. So, like, when the show ends, I'm done drink coffee. Do you guys see where Scar, I think it was Carl Johnson? No, no, is Emma Stone. Said no to the prom kid? Yeah, she did. I was so happy she said that.

Why? Let's just stop this asking celebrities to prom thing. She wrote a letter, right? She wrote a letter or did a video message, one of the two. He was like, thank you. I'm in England. I just think we should stop asking celebrities to prom. It puts this weird stigma because then what if someone brings a celebrity to prom?

It was like 27, but what if one, like, 16-year-old wants to bring her a 26-year-old boyfriend? Right. Oh, I see what you're saying. Well, celebrities get special. No, but not... Well, at 16, you probably shouldn't be dating a 26-year-old. No, I agree. That's his point.

That's why you shouldn't bring us... Yeah. The rules should be whatever the rules are, and no celebrity breaking the rules. I did see where Kylie Jenner went to a prom. Yeah, she showed up. I just don't get the Jenner thing. Like, I don't get... Kim Kardashian, I kind of get...

Because at least I saw it happen. Yeah. And, like, she was Paris Hilton's friend, the pair of Hilton was super famous, and then she had the tape that came out, and everybody was kind of fascinated with her because of that, and they started, and they really are, they did smart things and built brands quickly from, I don't think there's a lot of, like, she didn't have like a talent, like a tangible talent, but they figured out how to use her image.

Oh, they capitalized on that big time. But this degenerating, like she's done nothing except being Kim Kardashian's sister. Yeah, they were on the TV show. Yeah, Kim Kardashian's reality show. So it all started because of Kim. Yes. This is all her. It started because of Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton. I remember the day that when Bobby and Lunchwax and I were doing the show and I was doing the skinny, the Hollywood skinny is what I used to do. And some girl was in the news that was Paris Hilton's friend named Kim Cardi. Like we didn't even know how to say her name. And I remember that day. And then now it's like, look at them now. She's better than Paris ever was. But Paris got famous because of the simple life.

Yes. That TV show. With the whole Richie. And then Paris had a sister too, right? Nicky. Nicky. But they were just to help them. They never wanted like...

They were socialites. Yeah. Interesting. And they had a brother named Conrad. They still do. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's still there.

He's still there. He's still around. There was a... They have hotels. Flight. The woman was on, she had labor. Had the baby in the flight. Yeah.

She was 28 weeks pregnant, so she was, it was premature. She could still fly at 20 weeks, I think. And she was experiencing contractions as the plane took off. And I bet you've got to wonder to yourself, should I stop the plane? If you're like feeling them and you're like, oh, no, should I take something or... Do you hit the button? Ding! Just let it pass.

And the cabin crew helped her deliver the baby girl. Crazy. Wow. How about being on that flight? There was a picture of the cabin crew holding the baby, and they're all like, hey. Contrary to popular belief, women don't fall in love quickly. What? Men are more likely to declare love at first sight than women are.

Oh, first sight. Okay. I don't think men fall in love at first sight. I think men just want to hook up quicker. Well, you know, you've heard those stories of, like, like Chris Jansen, he says, He was like, man, he saw his wife and he was like, man, I'm going to marry. He told his buddy, man, you see that girl out there? I'm going to marry her.

I think he said it about a lot of girls and the one you do, that's the story. And the story sticks. Maybe. I've just heard a story all the time. For now, why not I say that about every girl just so I could see that girl right there? I'm going to marry her. I'll walk down. Say that girl out there, I'm going to marry her.

Hey, Eddie, stay that way, stay over there. I'm like, I'm going to marry her. That way, when it works, I'm like, I told Eddie. That's true. I was going to marry her. It's good point. It's smart. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. So give me your weekend in a nutshell. Adoption shower, family, friends, nutshell. I mean, people started arriving Thursday night, Friday, and then pretty much that is like the, all we did all weekend. Food prep, everything, getting everything ready. My sister was like Martha Stewart up in my house. Is your house still a mess? No, we cleaned it all yesterday.

My sister's so sweet. She didn't, and my mother-in-law, they didn't fly out until 8 p.m. last night. night and they purposefully stayed late to help me clean and organize all the gifts and get everything in order and make sure it's all good because I got to start writing thank you cards whew me a lot but I'm excited about it you don't have to write me a thank you card yeah don't worry about our thank you card like we know yes I know I'm not a thank you card writer like for just gifts no I write thank you cards but for things thank you cards you're good my friend had them custom made with a picture of my kids on the front so cute oh

Okay, be a wait. I'll get you guys one. It's good. I got it. Don't feel like you have to do any extra work. But Bobby, and your gift deserves a thank you card. That was awesome. It doesn't matter.

What did you get? It doesn't matter. It does not matter. Is it a car? In a coat. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Bobby, I am.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. What do you mean? Dr. Seuss? I just got that as a book. Oh, there's more? There's something else? Don't worry about.

Was it a boat? It's... Let's just say Bobby goes, Learning, yay. Bobby actually signed the card, which I was like, that's awesome. So I had the card, and then Lindsay had the card, and they gave books. I know you got them.

What? Okay, go ahead. I know what you. I don't want to ruin it. I don't want to. No, no, you have permission to ruin it if you want to run. You got them? You did?

Oh my gosh. They're going to need computers. Whoa. Whoa. That's up to you, but my kids don't have computers. I feel like for learning, aren't they going to need computers? I didn't get your kids' computers. You got on my phones.

No. It does have to do with learning. Relat. Bobby's like, yay. I've been doing something for a long time. Yeah. What? It doesn't matter.

I didn't bring this up. I'm out. Bobby, I sort of have a confession about something. I don't talk to you. Go ahead. No, not now. It's group therapy. Go ahead.

No, I got to look at something and then I'll get back to you. What? I got to figure out if, you know, you said you started something a long time ago. Yeah. And I even said that at the party. When I opened the gift, I was like, oh, okay, this is something he's been doing. Oh, I know you got it. Oh, what?

It's a trust fund. College fund. She started it a long time ago. A dress fund? What do you need to look at? Do you need to have a talk? Well, maybe we might even have a talk about... Are you saying that the money I've given to your kids for college you've already spent?

No. She never put it in the bank. Jerry, Jerry. She never cashed it. Come on. Oh, my goodness. Come on. Confess.

Go. So this latest thing you put on a money order. Do you know that expires? Yeah, but you just cash it and put in the bank. Oh, okay. That's why. So the other ones... Well, okay.

So a money order, It aspires after 90 days. Wait, you have checks you haven't cashed? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. You can't do that. Well, I know because, I mean, I can't cash it without talking to you because then you feel off dowager.

Bobby could go under. I gave you checks a long time ago and you said haven't cashed him? Well, because I had them saved for the kids. Amy, that's the craziest thing I ever heard. Those are years ago. That's money I've already like spent in my head. Well, I don't have to. I know.

What's wrong with her? That's not smart. No, it's not. It wasn't on purpose. What's wrong with me? like I did it on purpose. But that's not cheap. I know, but it's part of their...

It's actually the opposite of cheap. It was part of their education, so I wasn't really thinking. I didn't know if I should set up certain accounts for that or where we should put the money because I didn't want to spend it. So I'm out double, triple. No, you're not out. No, no, no, you don't have to do anything. You do not.

No. But this is my confession. These are my confessions. I know. I just realized this yesterday, but I have the checks from a long time ago. I don't think they work in it. I know. They don't.

I know. No, they may not. So now you're asking him for the money again? You're asking him to rewrite checks. No, that would be rude. This is the weirdest thing. That would be rude. But I have the money order, which now I know, like, I better get on this money order

because after it expires such a 90 days, that money is just gone. The reason it was on a money order is because I don't want to find a check for me because it was from Lindsay and I. Yeah, okay. Oh, that's sweet. Okay. Now, do you really like this one? Like, you're going to cash it or like you just like? I can't believe you just kept money.

Stop acting like I didn't love and appreciate the first. one, I was trying to figure out how to put the money in an account for the kids, but I can't create bank account. I got you. I put in a sock drawer. No, I wanted to create accounts for them, but I can't until they're here. And there was a total, I messed up, but I have the checks. Yeah, so rewrite them.

Oh, boy. No, you don't have to rewrite them. You should, though. No, no. I get it. It's sort of like when you open a restaurant and the first money you get, you frame it and put it in the wall, like first dollar bill. So this was like their first money, so you didn't want to cash it.

so you just put it on the wall. No, that's not it. How's your weekend lunchbox? My heart was in the right thing. I didn't. I'll tell you what, mine was not as exciting to that. I didn't find any old checks that you wrote me or anything like that. I mean, I had them in a sense.

I mean, I went shopping for books. Yeah. For Amy's adopted children. Hopefully she'll open them one day, you know, not just let him sit there. Like the checks. And then I had a soccer game and we, you know. He just goes sometimes. I know.

I know. He tries. He tries. Hey, I tried, you know. What about you? Bobby, I mean. I worked. Yeah, you got to work for that money.

You have already spent the... I got to put his kids at school. You do not have to. It's very sweet of you. Wow, I can't believe me ever catch those checks. I can't believe it. I mean, in a way, bones, it's kind of cool. You don't have to pay it.

Yeah. But it was a gift. But now's a moral dilemma for me. No, it's not. There's no moral dilemma. I'm freeing you of it. I don't know. That's pretty awesome. Fly away.

I don't know. Dear God, make me a bird. Get your bones on this is a Bobby Bones show. All right, we're going to go, but thanks for hanging with us here. We're back tomorrow. If you get a minute, you go over to iTunes or IHeartRadio and search for Bobbycast, and you can listen to the Bobbycast with Lunchbox. He did one, and Ray came in on the same show and did one.

There's also one with Matt Overton from The Colts. Tonight, Ross Copperman, who's a songwriter's coming by the house, so there'll be another one up. So iTunes, subscribe, and you can, like, Give a five stars and rate good stuff. Okay. I need all that. I got to do the lunchbox and rate one today.

Oh, yeah. No, because I had people in town all weekend. I've got to play catch-up, but I've heard. Take a minute there. Take a minute there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking about it earlier. Take a minute there.

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