The Bobby Bones Show - Rascal Flatts in Studio & Judge Common Sense
Episode Date: May 19, 2017Rascal Flatts in studio to talk about their new album, Judge Common Sense and the fidget spinner craze Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/liste...ner for privacy information.
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Good morning.
Come, boy, studio.
Morning.
This is funny.
This is a note that was sent to Amy.
Say, I've been listening to your show for two years.
I'll let you know that in a crazy way, Amy, you played a role in bringing me and the most amazing guy that I've ever met together.
I only get on Twitter
Stay caught up on Bobby, Eddie
Lunchbox, and you. One day I was on Twitter, I noticed
the same person kept responding to tweets.
So I followed him, then I messaged them.
And we've been inseparable.
It's been seven months since today,
send me that message. I wanted to share this story
because I fell in love.
I'm so thankful that I'm a follower of the Bobby Bone Show
and the Twitter.
Lindsay in North Carolina.
Isn't that amazing?
I know.
Wow.
Yeah.
I know.
She noticed that he would reply to some of my tweets
and favoreded the same ones that she favoreded.
So she decided to follow it.
I love that.
And now they're dating.
Now they've been together seven months.
Shout out.
Way to go, Amy.
We've done events where people have met and then got married.
And they'll send a pitch like five years ago on this day.
We met at your event.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy.
We've been around a long time now as a show.
14 years.
I'm 14.
Yeah.
Just as a show.
That's a lot of events.
A lot of people
We have babies
We have a baby
We have a baby
We have babies
People have met and had babies
And those babies have babies
Not yet
Not yet
Hey welcome to the show
Rascal Flats
We'll be in later
Recognizing people
Doing cool things
It's ICU
I think you'll like this one Amy
A 27 year old
named Ruth Finley
Was born premature
With her twin sister Emma
27 years ago
Okay
Right
So because they were born
So early
They spent a lot of time
and then neonatal, you know the hospital.
So after months, her parents will take her home.
Now, smash cut to now, decades later,
she's returning to the hospital as a neonatal nurse.
Ah, love it.
Just finish it all, and now she's going to take care of kids like she was.
And that's neat.
Or my little softies.
Is that neat?
No, I love that.
I love that.
I see you.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond in Washington state at least three people,
including a kid, fell from a ferris wheel at a carnival.
A cart they were riding on flipped upside down.
They have been hospitalized.
In other news, Chris Cornell Memorials have popped up across Seattle, the birthplace of grunge.
Fans have left notes and flowers all over the city.
In weather news, there have been severe storms in the heartland, Missouri, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas.
The threat of more storms continues today as well.
What did you do yesterday?
Well, yesterday was officially my fifth day in a row that I hit 10,000 steps.
These steps.
2,233.
You got to be kidding me.
These steps.
Yeah, what would you do?
I bet you don't know.
I do know.
I did a lot of phoneers with radio stations because of my comedy tour.
So I probably did two hours of talking to radio stations.
While you're stepping?
No, no stepping.
If anything, I've been the opposite of stepping.
And then I went to write a song with some songwriter friends of mine,
and then somebody got injured, like a family member.
It was fine.
We broke for like 20 minutes.
Not your family member or somebody else.
What family member do I have?
Bobby, you have family members.
We talk to your former stepdad all the time.
Keith.
We tried to write a song yesterday, and that got kind of sidetracked, and then I went home.
And then last night, I used that app again, that sleep app.
I'm telling you, I slept again like a baby.
I need to do that.
I'm not kidding you.
I know.
I hear you say every day.
I don't know why I haven't tried it.
For four days in row, I haven't had my TV on.
I never having my life, I don't think.
It's crazy.
My life.
No, I know.
and I go, okay, it's not going to work this time.
And it gives me 15 minutes of just talking about scenarios,
and your mind just attaches to each scenario every seven seconds.
And the next thing I know, and it was out.
It was amazing.
It's called The Sleep Button.
It's free.
I did buy one of the in-app purchases.
Stupid.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not worth it.
Apparently Android it costs, but iPhone, it's free.
Got it.
But it's called the Sleep Button.
It's good, man.
Well, that's Friday.
We all like that, right?
Are we all down with it being Friday?
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm down.
Yeah.
We're all down with it.
Now time for the positivity.
A little segment we call, Tell Me Something Good.
Tell me something good.
We bring a positive news story.
Mine is a North Carolina veteran went $750,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket.
His name is David Brandley.
He pulled into his minute shop in his hometown.
He bought two scratch-off lottery tickets,
the 68-year-old veteran from North Carolina won $750,000.
Going to buy a new Ford pickup truck.
He's a Vietnam vet.
He's also going to buy a house.
Wow.
And then a garage for his new pickup truck.
Perfect.
He gets $521,000 after taxes.
Like straight up, boom.
Wow.
Not a bad day.
Not a bad day.
Amy, what do you have?
Tell me something good.
Well, this is pretty cool.
When a little sister cut her hair short and then she was getting picked on at school by
bullies.
So her older sister who had hair all the way down to her waist went to the hair salon, got all her hair cut off just like her little sister to make her little sister feel more comfortable for having short hair.
That's good.
Instead of attacking the bully, she's like, hey, you know what, sister, I got you.
Now we've got matching hair.
That's good.
Like, go for it.
Andrew Hawkins is an NFL wide receiver.
He's made millions upon millions of dollars.
And all the while playing in the NFL, he just earned his master's degree from Columbia, GPA, 4.0.
Wow, a master's is one thing
because they don't just hand those out
and then from Columbia
which is an Ivy League school
that's two and then a 4.0
like that's real life
sometimes athletes go back and get
their degrees
and not really that real
that's real. That's cool.
Good for him.
Probably like something he wanted to do
and then went back and finished.
Yeah, he wanted to set himself up
for after football
even though he made millions of dollars
so he would fly cross country
and spend all week at school
and then go back for practice.
Wow.
I feel like we have a lot to talk about
and I was listening to Raymond
into the news earlier.
I saw the picture that Ferris will
where those people fell out of it. You gotta be kidding
me. These carnivals
if they're not there all the time
I don't get in stuff. I don't even stop.
You mean like year round.
If it's not planted into the ground,
year round. If it's not an amusement
part. You're not into the traveling
carnivaling. It's like, hey guys,
let's find it filled and set up and charge people
$12. All right. Start
constructing some rides.
People get injured all the time on this stuff.
In Washington State, three people, including one child, fell from a Ferris wheel.
They were riding and it flipped upside down, apparently.
They've been hospitalized.
Wow.
The Ferris wills, by the way, probably the safest of all.
You would think.
Those rides that snap your neck that just jerk you back and forth.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's been nuts.
There were some storms this morning.
When I woke up, my house alarm was going.
Like my windows been pressured in.
They didn't break.
On my doors, because of the storm outside.
And then I read this morning that Missouri, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas,
all these storms are going through all that part of the country.
Uh-huh.
Did you guys get hit with anything?
No.
No, I just noticed my dog hovering in the laundry room.
It was weird last night.
She hides.
And I was like, why?
Because I didn't think anything was going on, but she sensed it.
That Chris Cornell story got a little darker yesterday.
So Leitzinger Sound Garden.
Apparently committed suicide.
Yeah, I don't know what was happening with him, obviously.
But he played a show.
What great on stage.
He was having a ton of fun.
Did you see that with the photographer for him that night said that he said on stage?
Which part?
The part about just Detroit.
He was in Detroit, right?
He was being the best crowd ever.
And y'all are amazing.
I feel sorry for the next city.
Yeah, that's what people say all the time.
Okay.
I mean, again, he's acting normal.
It's something normal.
Okay.
That's your point.
Yeah.
They did end on a song that was pretty dark.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know that.
What song?
It was not a track that I didn't even knew from SoundGuard.
Not an upbeat song.
SoundGuard didn't have that many hits.
Yeah, it's true.
But this was their one boom hit into the grunge scene.
It was a monster.
Yeah, and his wife was like, yeah, talk to him twice and he was fine.
But what happened was the hotel staff and other band members kicked the door down.
Yeah.
And that's when they went in and he wasn't there.
You just never know what demons somebody has going on inside of them at any time.
Ever.
Like, you don't know what problem somebody else was going through in their.
life. And everybody's got something they're dealing with all the time. I don't know one single
person who's just like, you know what? Life's perfect. I got nothing to deal with. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Like really, everybody's dealing with something. And so, that's... Yeah, and this is a huge reminder
of that right there because he legit played a show. It's not like he was, you know, off the radar
for a day or two and, you know? I wonder if, I don't know, just me thinking about morbid brain,
like, if he's like, you know what?
tired and I want to do what I love one last time
and then call it a day.
Yeah, I don't know.
Gosh, who knows, right?
He didn't, so there's no evidence
of a note anywhere or anything.
So far, no.
No, that's it.
You see, speaking of that, a school's pulling
13 reasons why book. So they're pulling
the books now. Like seven different
school districts or something.
The book was already there and kids are
reading it now. Yeah, and why
pull it? It was all
ready there.
I guess.
And kids are reading.
Yeah.
And they say the book's not near a sensational.
That TV show, man.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Man.
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Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
It's Friday, so we got some new movies out.
Alien Covenant.
I did hear it was going to do well at the box office, but I'm not interested at all.
74% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
It's also good, I guess.
Not bad.
Not mad.
And Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
The Long Hall, another one to that series, 27% positive.
And if you missed our IHeart Country Festival in Austin earlier this month, well, you can catch everything on TV tonight.
It's a one-hour special.
Jason Aldeen, Little Big Town, Dirk's Bentley, Kelsey Ballerini, Bobby Bones.
Yeah, I'm hosting it.
That's true.
Yes.
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Okay.
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You guys are going to want to check it out.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30-second skinny.
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Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes to us from Bostwick, Florida.
A man was hanging out with some friends when he had a rattlesnake and they were playing with it.
He was like, man, you want to bet me if I can kiss that thing?
So he...
Oh, interesting.
Wow.
So his friends said, yeah.
So he went to give it a kiss?
I wouldn't bet him.
Dude, like, we all would have bet him.
If, like, Ray grabs a snake, or he goes, bet me to kiss the snake?
We're like, yeah.
Yeah, so he gives the snake.
Oh, he goes to kiss the snake.
Snake wasn't excited about that.
Boom.
Bit him right on the tongue.
Oh.
Wait, why was his tongue out?
I always try to kiss him like that.
I wouldn't kiss him on my little clue.
Why does it a tongue out, all right?
I don't know, but he was airlifted in the hospital.
Wow.
And they do believe alcohol was a factor.
Yeah, I would have believed that, too.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
So Amy dropped her sunglasses in dog poop, right?
They fell off her head in the dog poop.
Now, what do you think Amy did?
Did she pick them up, put them on her head?
Pick them up, carry them back, clean them off, put them on her head.
I go, nope, I'm leaving them there.
So there's Amy, our co-host.
Sunglasses drop in dog poop.
What happens?
Lunchbox?
If I know Amy, she puts it right back on her head.
Eddie, our video producer?
The same.
She picked them up, watched them.
them off, put them back on her head.
Amy, what do you have?
I picked them up.
I put them in a doggy poop bag.
Oh, wow. Okay.
And then I tied it to my leash and I walked home.
You treated your sunglasses like they were doggy poop.
Yeah, they're still in the doggy poop bag.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to have to take them out and totally sanitize them.
Oh, they're still there.
I mean...
You thought I'm sitting in it for at night?
Gross.
That's disgusting.
Okay, fine.
Don them away now.
What?
No, they're ribbons.
Oh!
Yeah, don't even talk about
If you drop your phone in the toilet, do you go in for it?
Yes, yes.
What?
Like before or after the past?
After.
Okay, wait.
You just walk away.
You don't flush it.
Sometimes in life, you just cut your losses.
I don't know.
So your glasses are at home in a doggy poop bag.
Yes.
You're crazy.
What?
What would you have done?
Walked away?
I would have been like...
I'd have to pick up the doggy poop too.
It's so hot.
To say goodbye to my revenge.
To clarify, the sunglasses are in a different,
they're in their own poop bag with no poop.
Well, that's interesting.
I had a nice day, it sounds like.
It was not a great day.
You'll tell you about my day yesterday.
I had the best breakfast I've had in months.
What did you have?
It was after the show, so for me it was lunch,
but breakfast still goes on.
And I've just given up on health for the past week.
No exercise, no eating right, nothing.
I went and had fried chocolate.
chicken with white gravy over biscuits.
Wow.
With grits on the side.
I haven't had a meal like that since 1922, man.
Wow.
Like, I had it.
You're crazy.
It was amazing.
And I just savored it.
And I knew it was bad for me.
Didn't care.
It's my new lifestyle.
I just don't care anymore.
What I'm talking about.
Just kind of rolling with the punches.
Yeah, right.
We can start hanging again.
We'll see how long this lasts.
Probably.
You're going to start to feel disgusting.
I already, last night, I was,
because I just haven't worked out at all this week.
And you ain't.
I haven't eaten you right this week.
You're living my life, dude.
Yeah, I know.
I'm one pizza away from being Eddie.
I'm one pizza hut order away from just being Eddie.
And I may do that once and then get back on track.
So, but I like thin crust.
Yeah, I like pan.
Yeah, that's a difference.
I like super thin.
Like, you can't cut the crust any thinner.
Like, put pepperonies on air bread.
That's good to me
Rascal Flats in in about 35 minutes
Those guys are always fun
So they'll be in a bit
They have a new record out today by the way
So Rascal Flats in about half an hour
There's a story about Jennifer Lopez in the bathroom
So she went to this charity event
And she had to go to the bathroom
So they shut down the entire bathroom
Her security guards, yeah
I mean they shut it down for her
And so this event's called the Robin Hood Foundation Party
And it's where really, really, really rich people go and give
It's supposed to be like, steal from the rich and give to the poor
So Amy and I got invited to go to this as a guest of a really rich person once
How was that?
He told us when he walked in, he goes, you too are by far the poorest people here
And he was one-tenth joking, but nine-tenth serious
Yeah, we were though, we were the poorest people there
Well, I was, I was.
Maybe you were the first poorest, that's probably the second.
Sure. Still, I win.
And one night they made $55 million.
Wow.
That's how much it is.
At one point in the evening, they go, who will donate, send us a text?
And everybody texts, like, tons of money.
They're, like, getting out their phones.
And Bobby and I mean, I don't know.
I got out my phone and I acted.
I'm like, okay, $5?
And they're like, okay, $5.
So J-Lo's at this event.
It's full of rich people anyway.
She was like, I need the bathroom by myself.
Shut it down.
You got to respect it.
Like, if you want to go to the bathroom and not anybody who take pictures of you or
Yeah.
man that would just be awesome to have your own personal bathroom even in public places like that's my fantasy
clear it out everybody has their own fantasies that to me is fantasy to just have a bathroom cleared for you
yeah and clean first we can do that for you like it's like I need to go to the restroom if one goes in and cleans it
and then make sure nobody comes in while I go and then I walk out that'd be nice you know what it's weird to me
is when people compare things to toilet seats and germs yeah because think about the actual toilet seat
your butt cheeks don't really have that many germs on them.
Pretty clean.
Think about your butt cheeks for a second.
They don't only have that many germs on them.
So when they're like, well, it's cleaner than a toilet seat.
Urine's not that germ-filled.
It's actually pretty clean.
And butt cheeks are not that germ-filled either.
So I'm always like, that's not a good comparison, really.
A sink would be.
Like, if you go sink or a kitchen counter.
But they talk about when you flush, if you don't have the lid down, when you flush, like,
particles, like things fly into the...
I'm not talking about that.
Okay.
They say that about toothbrushes too.
Oh, yeah.
Anything in a bathroom.
They're like always put your lid down.
Gotcha.
Because stuff can go and get your toothbrush like in your bathroom.
Yeah.
So you're saying that pee is pretty clean.
Mm-hmm.
So there's no need to wash your hands what you're saying.
I'm saying wash your hands anyway.
Oh.
That's definitely what you're saying.
Yeah.
I wash my hands ten times a day.
Yeah.
Yes.
So I just want to be Jennifer Lopez.
How do you guys say goodbye when you leave?
There's a reason I ask this.
Lead the studio?
Just anywhere.
Like if you leave, what do you say?
Oh, bye.
Just a straight bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Like on the phone.
How do you say goodbye?
Bye.
Bye.
And I say goodbye.
You do?
Yeah, that's my thing.
Goodbye.
Lunchbox apparently says, what's his day?
Late.
Late or later?
Eddie brought it out because he's like, lunchbox is like 36 and he still goes late when he leaves the room.
Like, what is this?
He's an old adult, you know, like not young.
This is something we said maybe in junior high.
Yeah.
Late.
Late.
And it's like, who says that?
He says it for a year.
I've said it.
Yeah, for years.
That's my point.
It's like time to move on.
Yeah.
Start to say goodbye or something.
I've been trying this new thing called Calabunga.
You remember, peace out?
Yeah.
He still says that.
Oh, for sure.
Lunchbox still says peace out.
Late is bad for a 35-year-old?
There's just time to like just say bye.
Okay, Mr. Skateboarder.
Oh, wow.
Eddie got you.
On that one.
Dang.
Dang.
Yeah, but I, ah.
Okay.
Tush.
Ray is also like you guys, like living in the younger years.
Oh, for sure.
Ray is this like dying to go to the Florida Georgia line bar?
Like,
Yes!
Like craving it.
It's coming up, too.
Yeah, that's cool, huh?
They're doing a grand opening, and they said the whole show, boom.
What's it called?
FGL House!
How's I'm not talking about?
Dude, that's a dope name.
Whoever came up with that, props on that.
This is the kind of guy that wants to go to that bar.
Oh, you can see that left and right.
FGL House.
Hey, man, what are you doing tonight?
Going to the house, man.
FGL house.
It's like a frat house, right?
Isn't that sound like a fraternity house?
Right.
And you two or two guys that think frat houses are awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Who doesn't want to go to a frat house and go to a frat house?
I have no interest in going to either one of them.
The frat house or FGL house.
The FGL house will be packed every single night.
I mean, and then you think, man, what if I can run into FGL tonight?
What if they're hanging out at the house?
No, I'm not calling it that.
The house.
It is the name of it, house.
It's already got a nickname.
It doesn't even exist.
They did invite everybody to go for free, though.
And plus ones.
And I'm thinking, like, you know they have beer pong
and they for sure have keg beer.
It's a fried house.
Y'all don't know that for sure.
Keg beer.
That's every bar.
You pay $8 for a keg stand?
All right, get up.
That would be awesome.
That's a great idea.
Get your bobby bones on.
I was reading this article about songs that you hear that immediately put you in a good mood,
and it was like, oh, first one that comes on mine.
And I don't know if I thought about it for a long time.
It'd be the same song, but this one right.
here was the first one.
Mary like, oh, I hear this
all the time I want to sing it. Is this from
something about Mary? Yes, it is.
That's a good one, huh?
Such a good one.
You have a song that put you in a good mood immediately?
Right to your mind, go.
Danny's song.
Oh, yeah. That one's such a slow
one, though.
But it puts me in a good mood.
Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying anything wrong with it.
I'm just saying, wow, that's a, it's weird for you
who makes fun of me for liking sad songs.
that that's the one
that makes you
good old Kenny Loggins
Oh the one says Amy
People smile and tell me
I'm the lucky one
This puts you in a good mood
That's for her I thought
Yeah smiling
Yes
Think I'm gonna have a son
When the chorus comes on you get it
Got it
You'll be like
She in the ass
Fries a dove
Come seeed in love
Summer's going to shine above
Even though we ain't got money
I'm so in love with your money
And everything will bring
I feel warm
I'm smiling
No, I'm not smiling
I just feel like
In the morning when I rise
Bring a tear of joy to my eyes
And tell me
Everything is gonna be all right
Here it is
She seems as though
Oh wait
Where does he say the paper cup
Oh wait
Here it is
Oh wait
Where is it
She holds the world
In a paper cup
I like that song
It doesn't like
Put me in like a good mood though
If it's like
Give me something good
Oh yeah
Momo number five
Oh that's what she made
Make you smile
Like immediately
A little bit of Rita
Oh
Whatever happened this dude
Before 5
Everybody in the car
So come on last ride to the liquor store
I'm up the corner
The boy said they want some gin and juice butter
What's that song that goes
You ain't got a fake ID though
One two
You know
What's like that bat between a good food
Everybody in the club
In Disney
Oh 56
Jake Juan
No it's not
Yeah
Give me out of that one
Sorry
This song
It's like
One
Two
Two to the three
To the four
I got a fake ID
Don't
I don't remember
I didn't say fake ID
That's funny
That puts me in a good mood, that song.
That's old school.
Like, kids don't even know that.
And we used to hear it, and it'd be like, man, that was the jam.
Like, that's hip-hop right there.
Yeah.
I like my name goes, yeah.
Like, she's got to rap.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One, the top of two, to the three to the four.
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor.
Baby girl assing like she wants more.
That is a jam.
Like she's a game.
It ain't even no tour.
Oh, Amy's dancing now.
This is it.
This is her song.
We found our song that makes her go right through our happy play.
I need to make a mixtape.
I need to make a mixtape.
Get up the three to the two to the one.
All right, thank you.
We're going to pop and we do this for fun.
Our phone screener, Mike D, answers the phones a whole time.
You call, he's the first person you talk to.
And every week I go to him and say, hey, what have people been calling about the most?
So we'll go over to Mike D right now.
Mike, what have people been calling about the most this week here on the show?
I'm sorry, go ahead.
About Morgan's thumbburn.
Everybody calling with remedies on how she could fix her face.
Morgan fell asleep on a bench at the beach, and her face burnt up.
Like half her face was swollen like crazy.
It finally looks a little better today until lots of people had remedies.
Yeah.
Just thinking about people, they always have advice.
Oh, yeah.
On everything.
But so do we.
Yeah.
We do, too.
That's so true.
People in general always.
have advice.
Always.
So that's the number one thing.
What's the number two thing?
Support for Amy adopting internationally.
And, you know, Amy's thing.
Are you asleep?
No.
Oh.
He's like, support.
Oh, because some people think why are you adopting from America?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, pep it up a little bit, buddy.
All right.
A big shot on the air.
It's your once-a-week segment.
All right, so Amy's people calling in to support Amy.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Did you feel that on Facebook at all?
I didn't go I didn't venture over to Facebook
but I felt it on Twitter and Instagram
Yeah
Yeah
I am number three things people called about the most
And a lot of people wondering if your comedy shows are appropriate for kids
Like under 10
I don't think it's about the show
I think it's just I don't think 10 year old kids want to watch someone talk for
An hour
That's always what I say I don't say bad words
But do you want to bring a 10 year old and watch anyone talk for an hour
Mine wouldn't make it
Where it's just like I would be like yeah sure
It's appropriate bring kids
But I don't want to lie to our listeners.
Okay.
I don't think I'd bring a young kid because it's stand-up comedy.
It doesn't matter who it is.
They're probably going to get bored.
Yeah.
So that would be my answer there on that one.
But thank you for asking it.
Those are the questions people are asking most.
My tour goes on sale today at 10 a.m.
So if you're in Biloxi or Baton Rouge or Fort Wayne or Cedar Rapids or Modesto, California, we'll see you guys.
Over to Amy now with a skinny.
Bobby Boneshap.
Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 30 Second Skinny.
So apparently Leonardo DiCaprio, excuse me, broke up with his latest model girlfriend because she turned 25.
I don't know if I believe that.
I saw that where he cuts them all off at 25.
Yeah, they all have to be blonde, models, and young.
And they haven't been seen together since she turned 25.
Her name was Nina Agdale.
Whoa, she is beautiful.
But in March, she turned 25.
He hasn't been seen with her.
I just find it crazy
because Leonardo DiCaprio, like,
he just lives this bizarre life
like on, I just picture him on yachts and models.
That's probably his life, yachts and models.
Wow.
And the occasional movie.
Rascal Flats put out their 10th studio album today.
It's called Back to Us.
And Jodon says that they chose the title
because the songs felt like
this was something produced in their early days
and we're actually going to have them in in a little bit.
So that'll be awesome.
Because it's yours if you want.
They'll be in about 20 minutes.
A new album out today called Back to Us.
There you go.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30-second skinny.
Flats will be in just a bit.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This show.
Eddie has one of those fidget spinners the kids are playing with.
Yes, I was trying to tell you that I couldn't find it this morning.
I was going to bring it to show you guys.
What's it called?
Is it what's called?
It's a fidget spinner.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, you don't?
Should I?
Oh, yes.
having kids moving in 41 days. And they will have one in 51 days if they move in in 41 days.
So Eddie has two kids, a nine-year-old and a three-year-old. Which one plays with the fidget spinner?
The nine-year-old. It's a thing at a school. Everyone has a fidget spinner and they're all getting them taken away.
Hey, Morgan. Morgan is our producer in the glass room. Morgan, your sister's a teacher, right?
Yeah, she teaches middle school sixth grade and she hates fidget spinners because all the kids bring them, then they fight over them and don't focus in class.
She had to ban them from her classroom.
So I would make different.
Listen, if I was a fidget spinner creator, I'd start making them in, like, colors and brands.
Yeah.
Like, put LeBron on one.
Ooh.
Even illegally.
Like, I would do all that.
Illegely.
Yeah.
But what does it do?
Basically, it's just something you hold in your hand and spin.
So you keep your hands busy or whatever.
It's just that's all it is.
Yeah.
I fidget.
Okay.
Oh, and you have, like, six of them going at once for no reason.
I'll get you on, Amy.
Can I do it with my hands and my feet?
Probably.
You know what's changed me?
and I'm not even lying, are these pop sockets
in the back of phones?
I want one of those.
Me too.
Right?
Yes.
And I was talking about it weeks ago.
I would see people walking down the street,
mostly younger people with them on the back of their phone.
I'd be like, wonder what that is.
And then my girlfriend got one.
I was like, let me see it.
The other thing looks dumb.
And so it attaches the back of your phone,
and you pop it out,
and you can use one hand to do all your work.
Yep.
So you don't have to use two, one to hold it, one to type.
Do you fidgett?
Do you have a pop socket?
No, I don't, but I want one.
Oh, you don't have a pop socket?
No, Amy, you got to get with it.
Get with the times.
Popsocket.
No, that's hot pocket.
I need one of those.
Dude, these things are life changers.
Yeah, I need a change my life.
I think you're going to learn a lot whenever your kids move in because they're going to have pop sockets and fidget spinners.
Yeah, Eddie's kids also got my kids, or they picked out, some balloon things that are real popular.
Yeah, balloon, water balloon makers.
Oh.
It just makes filling up a water balloon really easy and then you can launch it.
Yeah, it's not what you're thinking.
It's not as simple as just a water balloon maker or something popular.
Do your boys like water balloons?
They love water balloons.
I just love water balloons.
Dude, I mean, they laugh so hard when one busts on each other.
Like, they just laugh so hard.
And it's like, this is the simplest thing ever.
It's water and a balloon, and it makes them laugh so hard.
That's awesome.
It's also lasted the test of time.
Yeah?
Yeah.
From when we were kids.
But they make these cool little plastic things that you put on the faucet,
and it's just got a little spout.
So you put the balloon in it, and it just makes it.
Do you remember trying to put the whole, the.
Yes.
around the whole faucet and they would bust.
I hated that.
The phone lines were blowing up, I think, because of fidget spinners.
I'm surprised you didn't know what they were, even if they'd seen them.
They look like, it's like three circles.
With bearings in it.
And it's in the middle.
Oh, still, never seen, don't even know what you're talking about.
Kim Kardashian celebrated a 100 millionth Instagram follower.
There are 100 million people.
On Instagram?
Period.
On Instagram.
I know there are.
Yeah.
But that's such a staggering number.
It's a lot.
You know who leads with all.
Instagram followers?
Amy knows this.
I go to Eddie.
The president?
No, you're thinking in a normal world.
Yes, it's the president or Mark Zuckerberg or some philanthropic.
No.
Selina Gomez.
Wow.
How many followers?
120 million.
Ariana Grande, 105 million.
Beyonce, 102 million.
Taylor Swift right below that.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Yeah, the soccer player.
Most famous soccer player.
I'm surprised Taylor's not number one, really.
Oh, she took a hiatus and some people skipped ahead of her when she took time off.
from social. But 18 million
people skipped ahead of her? Yeah, I don't know
why. I don't understand the whole
Selena Gomez thing. I don't
people don't email me. Why?
Oh, you don't want the Salinas, whatever they call
her fancrumbs. I just don't
understand, but okay.
Megan, you're on the air. Good morning.
Good morning. Hey, are you a teacher?
Yes, I am. I teach third grade. Okay, so
Megan's here, she's calling from Richmond, Virginia. Thank you
for calling. What would you like to say about the fidget spinners?
We had to ban the fidget spinners school-wide at our school because they became such a problem.
The kids, like, the idea of them is for kids that have a hard time sitting still and concentrating,
they can have something to do with their hands.
But they just became a toy, and everybody started bringing them,
and they don't pay attention in class, and they trade them, and they steal them from each other,
and it's just, it's gotten crazy.
Oh, my friend just texted me that has kids.
kids adopted from Haiti and she goes, we are totally getting your kids fidget spinners.
They are the best and all our kids have them and they are so much fun.
Oh boy.
And this is the mom.
It sounds like at home they rock and at school they don't.
Oh, Megan.
Yeah.
Thank you for calling and sharing that with us.
I really appreciate that.
Thanks.
You guys have a good day.
All right.
See you later.
Oh.
Eddie, do you play with it?
Of course I do.
And as an adult, do you like it?
Of course I do.
Oh, it's fun.
10 minutes at a time I'm still spinning.
Yeah.
What is happening?
I just want to tell you guys how significant it is that I've been sleeping
a bit. Just a back story about how I grew up. I lived in a tiny house. There were at times
six of us. And I never had a bedroom my whole life growing up, so I slept on the couch.
And so until I was, you know, 17 and moved off to go to college, I never had a bedroom.
I had a couch. Underneath the couch, the closet, I called it my closet. I would cram my clothes under
there. And that was it. So I slept with the TV on every night because I slept in the living
room and my mom would stay up and watch TV all night. So I'm not comfortable without the
TV on when I sleep. I never have been. I get
crazy anxiety anyway before I go to sleep and I need TV on
because it feels like how I grew up. Yeah.
The noise, TV, light, all the time.
So because of that, I think I do get worse sleep and
my girlfriend says, you've got to try this app. This app is called like the
sleep gadget. No, what's it called? Sleep button. And it works.
And the last three nights, for the first time of my life, I went to sleep
on time. Like I fell right to sleep. Hey, Caitlin.
Hey. Did you try the sleep button?
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
And it's free to download, right?
Yeah, no, it's totally free.
Totally free.
And it worked for you, surprisingly.
Oh, my gosh, yes.
So I used it for like a week.
And I told my boyfriend about it,
and he traveled out of town for work.
And so last night was the first night that he got back.
And I told him, I was like, okay, we're going to use this.
We're going to try it tonight.
And I was explaining it to him.
He was like, that sounds so dumb.
It's going to keep me up all nine.
You can only keep it on for 10 minutes.
because I'm not going to let that lady the lady talking keep me up all night.
And I'm not even kidding, Bobby, by like minute four and a half, he is snoring so loud.
Yeah, it's out.
That's crazy.
She tells you to think about it.
It's like she's hypnotizing you on the phone.
Okay, I don't do it.
It's called the sleep button.
I'm not getting in, I mean, they don't even know who I am.
You don't even know the name of the app.
Remarker.
I don't.
I don't even know the name of the app.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
All right.
Rascal Flats in studio.
Hey, boys.
Hey.
Morning.
So let's talk about the meat of what we're here for today,
is you have a record out today.
So, you know what was funny?
It was the last time you guys were here,
we were talking after the show.
I hope you guys don't mind me talking about something we talked about after the show.
And I was talking about how I thought it was cool
that you guys have been able to have hits through generations.
And I think maybe Jay said to me,
it's hard because program directors want to play your old hits,
so it's hard to get the new songs to play.
Because they're like, why would we play a new song
when you have old hits that were so good?
is that something like is that a thing yeah it's a real thing you compete against yourself you know it's kind of hard so
it makes the challenge even greater to go out and find great songs you know i mean we get really really
gary said this the other day we get great songs all the time finding the ones that really really
transcend the other ones it becomes harder and harder to do when you have songs in your catalog like
my wish or a broken road or you know things like that it's really tough it's your
This is your 10th record.
Yeah, 10.
That's crazy.
10.
You have so many hits.
Do you have a prompter when you play?
With lyrics?
Oh, yeah, Gary has a prompter.
You guys have 13 number ones.
I'm going to, I give you a song.
Tell me what year had happened.
Do you know this at all?
Like, what hurts the most?
2006.
Boom.
Dang, Jay.
How do you know that year?
Because I know what record it's off of,
and I know how long it took to record it.
How about these days?
2002.
Yeah.
Nice.
Bless the Broken Rock.
2005.
I mean, you're going to know all these.
I don't know anything.
Gary, do you know?
I don't have a clue.
And see?
That's what he needs to tell a phone from stage.
Yeah.
Broken Road.
Lastrad.
2018.
Rascal Flats are here.
You used to have a studio in your house.
Jade.
Do you do this record in your house?
I do.
Yeah, we did the bulk of there.
We tracked a little bit at the tracking room and Starstruck.
But we did all the overdosed over the,
at my place. So do you charge
the band for your
studio house? Oh gosh.
Everybody leans their head to the side.
That's what it long, Bobby.
His face is being made. This just got awkward.
Like the business side of me wonders.
Hey, I don't get on you about
you charging for your get up here.
Your new chair.
I feel like that could be a surer subject,
Bobby. No, I do not. I do not
charge for the use of our room.
He makes us Manny on the side.
for his kids, so.
That's a great idea, though.
Something we should look into, Clarence.
You bring it in.
Charge exceptional high rates.
Right.
Man.
So, Gary's got a summer job.
Yeah.
J-Stra, yeah.
We're going to at lows.
Gary, what is your deal?
Because I feel like you just disappear in the woods for long,
bulk of the time.
Like, I'll see you a lot.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, you're nowhere.
Yeah.
Like, turkey season just ended, so I'm back.
Yeah, it's like.
We schedule our album releases around his hunting seasons.
See how that works?
Yeah.
Yeah, man, I'm, you know, I'm outdoors.
I've got to be out there doing stuff.
The farm.
Crickets and frogs and banjos.
He scared the crap out of me about a week ago.
I was at you guys' bus.
I was at Gary's bus.
And I wasn't really knocking on the door.
We were shooting a piece, a TV piece.
I saw that on TV this week.
Y'all's peace.
I wasn't even known.
knocking on the door. I was just doing a joke like I was knocking on the door and
act like nobody would answer. I was like, I'm a big deal.
And nobody was answering. But it was Gary's
bus. And Gary's daughter opens up. She goes, hey, Bobby.
And I was like, oh my goodness. And then Gary comes around from his eye,
puts me in a headlock. And I'm like, dude, I wasn't like knocking on the door.
That's amazing. Like I wasn't trying to get on there with my dog.
It was the whole thing. It wasn't supposed to be a thing.
Bobby, I thought we were boys, man. You're trying to hit on my...
You guys were awesome at our country festival.
Thanks, brother. You were too, man.
Yeah, you guys are awesome.
He is killed.
Seriously.
Are you making fun of the radio?
No, I promise.
No, it was great.
And you can record at my house for a small fee.
That's awesome.
We can produce you.
Rascal Flats are here.
The album's back to us.
So it's our 10th studio album.
It's out today.
I hope you get it.
And you got some big songs on this.
We play in the radio.
We're going to play the new single now.
Tell me something about this nugget here.
This song is brilliant.
It's like an up-tempo ballad lyric, you know?
But it just gets it on you and you just want to crank it up.
and it's what we knew from day one here in the demo.
We just love that song.
It felt like a perfect flats tune.
Hey, here's the question for you,
because I know it's not the rascal flats.
Like, I know that's the thing.
How annoying?
Some people don't.
But how annoying is it to you?
Like, real life, when people go,
it's the rascal flats.
Yeah.
Is that annoying to you?
Yeah.
Why is that?
I don't mind the flats.
You hear that occasionally?
Yeah, I mean, that's, yeah.
The rascal flats, it's like a...
Why is the...
Because I have little things that annoy.
But I just wonder, like, why does it bother you?
I'm not saying it shouldn't.
Because it's wrong.
Okay.
Fair?
Yeah.
It's just, it's like, a lot of times it's the same people that you've done interviews with forever for 17 years.
Call them out.
The rascal flats are here.
And you've got to go nowhere.
Guys, we're so excited this morning.
We've got the rascal flats in the studio with us.
And they're lighting it up.
You guys are crazy.
Greg, tell us how you started the band.
Oh, Greg.
What?
Are you being Gary?
Griglebox.
Oh, you're talking about Gary, my cousin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got Jack on guitar over there.
He seems crazy.
He's always wearing tight pants.
Everybody's crazy.
It's wild stuff.
That's about it right there.
And that's every DJ for the most part.
Yeah.
That's good.
I don't do that impression anymore because I get in trouble doing it.
I'm glad that you guys.
My boss literally said, hey, you got to stop making fun of DJs
because, you know, they program your radio stations.
Yeah.
And you're making them mad.
So I don't do that.
I love them all.
I think what you did is wrong, Jake.
That impression, I disagree with it completely.
And I feel bad.
Yeah, it sounds like it.
That grin on your face sounds like it.
Do you feel like whenever you're in singing season,
you have to go to sleep early, earlier,
and take care of yourself more because it's on you a little more, Gary?
Well, especially the album release,
because you know you're talking, singing, talk, and singing.
So yeah.
that puts me on the story
and I hope this is okay to share.
Gary, I was watching you side stage
and we lived in the same neighborhood
and so I would drive around and I'd wave
and, you know, I know your daughter
and she came up and she was standing beside me
and she was watching her, she goes,
we were just standing there talking to each other
and she was watching you sing.
And she goes, this is what I want to do.
And I was like, this is what you want to do?
She goes, I'm so proud of my dad.
He said, I am so proud of him
that it almost makes me want to cry
And you're in the middle of singing on stage.
And she's side stage beside me.
And she's like, I'm so inspired by my father that it makes me want to do this.
And this is what I'm going to do.
That's sweet.
That's sweet.
She's really got it too.
But she just loves the whole thing, all of it.
Just the fact that your kid is inspired by you.
You don't have a, at that age too.
Yeah.
Like, how old your daughter?
16.
That's an age where your parents aren't that cool.
Yeah, I know.
Like really?
Yeah.
But the coolest thing, though, for her,
was her talking to you at the butt.
You're like the superstar, though, at the house with Britt.
That's just the truth.
And she's a phenomenal singer, too.
She really is.
She's been in the studio a couple times singing some things.
Her church did a couple of, I guess,
their kids' praise records more or less.
Is that what they're doing?
And she's really, really great.
She's got the gift.
How do you feel about that?
I hope you don't mind me sharing that story.
No, no, not at all.
You know, we'll just see what the Lord has in store for, you know?
I'm not going to push her either way and just see.
what happens. See how it unfolds.
I think she was more proud of the fact that
Gary got his GED though and not so much
the singing part. That's what she was
referring to, right? He
got a certificate a couple weeks ago.
So she didn't say anything about a...
And I completed the 12-step
program. So the ribbon that I've got
she wears a lot around her neck.
That's so sweet. Oh boy. We're off the rails.
We wonder what's why? I'm going
completely off the rails.
Bobby, thank you though for telling me that. I would
never have known that.
It was as genuine and as sweet as it could possibly be.
That's sweet, man.
And to see a teenager look at her father or mother and be like, I'm so proud and I'm so inspired by that.
And then she just watched you sing.
And it was, even for me, I was like, wow, like, this is cool.
That's cool.
So, sweet, man.
There's a moment.
There's a moment for you.
Thanks for sharing that.
Back to us.
It's the 10th album.
And 10th album doesn't matter.
It's just a new record.
So I hope everybody checks out the record.
it does matter but really nobody cares you have nine other ones they just want to know about the new one right
so you have a new record out today hope everybody gives it a listen hope everybody buys it
go to store download it stream it if you want to but really buy it let's lean on that yeah let's lean on
yeah let's lean on the sales uh and it's good to see you guys you know i'm a big fan i always appreciate
everything you do with us like even off the air away from radio world uh you guys are so kind and
back out you buddy yeah i really appreciate you guys
appreciate it.
So, thank you,
good luck with this.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
Rascal Flats in the studio and check out the record.
Back to us, it's out today and we'll come back in just one second.
On the Bobby Bone Show.
Thank you.
That's beautiful.
That's how, Bobby.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Do you want to see somebody in the studio freak out?
Yes.
Absolutely.
What, is it a, all the animal?
No.
Okay.
I'm going to tell a story and you're going to, somebody's going to freak out.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready.
Yeah.
Ready.
There's a brand called the
Y project. They're selling pants that have detachable legs.
Oh my goodness.
Are you kidding me?
So you can quickly convert your pants into shorts.
So lunchbox has jumped up out of his chair.
He's really mad. He hates this. Did you know this story?
No, did not know the story. So right now.
Okay, go ahead.
I invented those and Invent America fifth grade Reed Elementary because you would go to school
and it's cold, and by
recess time, you're hot, so you want to turn
them into shorts. So I created these
and they told me it was a terrible idea.
And look at this. Someone's making
millions of dollars. The stupid
people that ran Invent America in fifth grade,
I am so mad at you. And you know who won our school one?
Michael Cox, and he invented a cup holder.
Cup holders were already around.
And now, look at these. Out making
millions of dollars, pants that turn into shorts.
I know they're making millions. It is the pants turning into shorts.
If you really wanted to achieve your dream,
people have told me no a thousand times.
I just keep going.
You heard one no and said, okay.
Well, they were from invent America.
I thought they knew what inventions were good.
It was big grade, and I still have the prototype at the house.
Okay.
That's funny.
Today, my stand-up comedy tour tickets going on sale, 10 a.m.
So if you're in Fort Wayne or Cedar Rapids or Baton Rouge or Jackson, Mississippi,
or Biloxi, 10 a.m. local time.
A couple of California dates on there.
Over half of us would break up.
up with our partner if our dogs did not like them.
Oh.
Thoughts.
You would for sure.
Oh, it's not even that.
Because my dog likes everyone.
If the person didn't love my dog, it's flipped.
Gotcha.
There you go.
So vice versa.
And I've seen people when I was in my dating stages,
you know, when I was going crazy.
I ended up dating a girl or two.
Okay.
You know, crazy.
Crazy Bobby.
They would fake like they like my dog.
I could tell.
Oh, you could snow out?
Oh, immediately.
I could be like, oh, they don't have genuine love for dog.
Oh.
But you can, you know,
tell. Dog owners, no dog owners. Dog lovers, no dog lovers. So the whole study by Rover.com
talked about how people would pick their dog over a significant other as well.
If you made me pick dog or girlfriend, what you think? Like really, dog or girlfriend.
Okay. Go. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog, 100%. Ah, you guys are crazy. I'd pick my dog.
My dog's been with me for 14 years. That's the thing, though. What? Well,
I mean, I don't want to bring up because your dog's really old.
Like, right now you would choose your dog.
I still think you would choose your dog.
But like your girlfriend's probably...
I don't like having to choose that.
It's my two favorite things.
A dog and my girlfriend.
Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah.
Look at you.
Yeah.
It's dogs over divas.
She's not a diva for sure.
But, yeah, it's...
But then...
Go ahead.
Well, I'm just wondering if something happens to your dog, do you call your girlfriend back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
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Donna in Fredericksburg, Virginia.
How are you, Donna?
I'm great. How are you, Bobby?
I'm really good.
Thank you for calling.
What's going on?
So I have a question for Judge Common Sense.
That would be me.
Presiding.
Go ahead.
So I just booked a vacation for my family to Myrtle Beach in August.
But I'm thinking maybe I should cancel it and save that money in case some unexpected bills come up.
Is there a bill that you're seeing coming up or are you just totally going just in case?
No.
Totally going just in case, but, you know, both my cars have to be inspected in June,
and so that could bring some unexpected, you know, costs.
And both my kids have birthdays in the summer that cost them money.
And, you know, we don't do a lot of frivolous things.
We live in check to paycheck.
And so I'm like, oh, maybe I should just hold that money in case something happens.
I think it's a valid concern.
Now, this is what I've learned over the years.
Now, I'd never went on a vacation as a kid.
My family didn't go on vacations.
We didn't have money.
We had to worry about eating.
We didn't have no vacation money.
That being said, I would have love to have gone on a vacation.
occasionally and I've learned in my adult life that the things that I treasure and value are
memories more so than a TV or a shoe or a jacket like I really love like when I've gone places
with people or by myself and like I that's more important to me so I would say unless there's
just something looming like that you're like oh I can really really get hit by this and it will
put us in such a negative situation I think you take your family and you go on the vacation I
I think that's a very important thing for, even like Dr. Ross said, your health, you know, to have that family togetherness.
Okay.
Because you know what?
If you're worried about bad things happening, what if something happens to your family later and you didn't go on the vacation?
True.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's what I would say.
I would say unless, again, there's a huge thing that for sure you know is going to cripple your family, go on the vacation.
You can trim on the vacation.
Make a smarter decision on the vacation.
But go and have time and spend that quality time together because that's awesome memories.
kids will have forever.
All right, thank you.
All right, Don.
I hope that's okay.
That's good.
Yeah, so we're going to go.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Because even if it's not okay, Judge Common Sense has still ruled.
That makes sense.
Thank you, Don.
Yeah?
That's off the dome, too.
That was a good one, Judge.
Off the dome.
We don't set those up.
That comes right off the natural.
Yeah.
That's what the rappers say.
That's freestyle.
That's freestyle, Judge Comin's sense.
Yeah, right off, not straight from that.
Oh, yeah.
It's the Bobby Bones show.
Annie in Springfield, Illinois. How are you?
Good. How are you?
I'm really good. What's going on?
So not much. I'm actually just on my way. I'm moving to a new house in Springfield.
I just finished my first year of medical school.
And I just wanted to tell Amy that I really hope that she takes her pregnancy test soon.
Well, on Monday, we'll know what's up.
By Monday, she'll let us know. So, you know, a couple days.
But what do you think is happening here?
Okay. So we really...
learned that so women who have a difficult time getting pregnant, a lot of times, especially
someone like Amy who, you know, wants kids so bad and is called to be a mom, sometimes just
that stress of not being able to have a baby can actually make the problem so much worse.
And they're finding that when women like this actually adopt, it takes that physiological
and that mental stress off them of not being able to have a baby.
and they immediately naturally get pregnant right after they adopt.
Amy, your thoughts?
Yeah, I've heard this a lot.
I know it does happen for some people,
but it also doesn't happen.
I don't want to put that, I don't want to, I don't know,
I don't let myself get excited like that.
But I don't even know if I want to be pregnant.
We should flip a coin.
We've already flipped a coin.
Oh, but that would be bad.
I think you'd like to be pregnant.
Yeah, I think probably at the end of the day.
But I would be really annoyed.
Monday, here's what I think is going to happen.
Monday will either find out that Amy,
Amy took a pregnancy test and it's negative.
Amy started her cycle or nothing.
You know what I'm saying?
Why nothing?
Because if nothing is brought up, that means you don't want to talk about it yet.
Oh, gotcha.
Because maybe silence says it all.
Right.
So if Monday happens and nothing is said, that's a lot.
So we'll see what happens on Monday.
You know what I'm saying about you?
Got a full weekend ahead of you?
I mean, sort of full, I guess.
A little bit of golf.
Kind of excited about that.
Yeah, you said that earlier.
I know, but...
What does that mean?
I guess we have a double date.
Oh, yeah, I would too.
My friend and her husband.
Well, I would think so, that would be...
Well, yes.
I don't know if you know them.
It's a blind double date?
She's like, I don't know.
He's got matched up on some side.
But she golfs, he golfs, my husband golfs.
I'm the only, like, non-golfer.
But my friend says, I'll be fine, and she'll help me out.
I can even meet her at the range before to hit a few.
That's not going to help you
What?
What do you think I'll end up doing?
Just having fun and not caring.
That's what I'm going to do.
The thing is, I'm a switch hitter when I golf, so I've got to have two sets of clubs.
Oh, wow.
How about either set will work instead of two sets?
I don't know.
When I get up to the hole, I got to figure out if I'm a lefty or ready.
That's funny.
Let's talk, what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to Austin for some family stuff.
Memorial service for my grandma,
so I will be back in Austin.
When are you coming back?
Sunday evening.
See, leave right after the show?
Yep.
Sorry to have about your grandma.
Yeah.
Thank you.
What kind of memorial service is it?
We're going to spread ashes.
Is there somewhere that she wanted them to be spread?
Yeah, by the lake.
Who goes?
Just the family members?
Like, we're not doing, like,
usually memorials are for friends,
and since she was in her 80s,
friends aren't going to be traveling,
It's really just her family members, her brother will come.
Like your brother and sister and their people?
Yep, and then my grandma's brother and then just cousins and aunts and uncles.
No, that stinks.
But it'll be good to see everybody, huh?
Yeah.
So it's going to be a rough weekend.
Eddie?
Ooh, I got a big day tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'm going to a gardening festival early in the morning, and then Junior has a soccer game.
Okay, hold on.
What?
What?
That's a gardening festival happening?
I think for your wife that she wants to do.
No, no, no, it's something I've been looking for.
I saw the sign three weeks ago, and it's by a park by our house.
Gardening?
Yeah, I guess they're selling plants and maybe teaching you how to, like, plant local and like...
Oh, is this your whole I'm going to win yard of the weird thing?
Dude, yeah, trust me, I'm telling you right now, I will win yard of the month or whatever in my neighborhood.
Do they have a sign in your neighborhood they put out?
I haven't seen one, but...
Make your own, dude.
Oh, I love it.
Put it in your yard.
It's like a poster board stuff or whatever.
Make it a legit one and put it in your yard.
That's awesome, dude.
That'd be fine.
I tell junior, junior, three-year-old.
Yeah, yes, yes.
Oh, we dominate soccer.
He's going to rip it, like he says.
And he bends it like Beckham.
Yeah.
What about your weekend?
I leave for Wichita right now, or like when the show's over.
I guess I got it in an hour or so, but then I fly to Wichitaa.
I have two stand-up comedy shows.
So I have tonight and tomorrow night, and I fly back Sunday.
Dang.
And Southwest flies in Wichita now.
Direct?
No, but they still fly into Wichita.
Oh, that's a big deal.
Yeah, that's a big deal.
So that's going to be awesome.
Like, I'm looking forward to that a lot.
And so, yeah, come back next week.
Do some more shows, what you say?
I'm jealous, man.
We're not even going home yet, that's the thing.
It sounds like we're going home.
We're not even going home yet.
It's the Bobby Bones Show.
All right, got to go.
Appreciate you being here.
We'll see you Monday.
Thanks to Rascal Flats for stopping by at 10 a.m.
Local time, wherever you are.
Tickets to my funny and alone.
Stand-up Comedy Tour go up,
so I would love for you guys to come to that if you're in an area.
Otherwise, hope a weekend is safe and great,
and hope you come back and see us Monday.
morning. That's it for now.
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