The Bobby Bones Show - Raymundo Asks Bobby For Personal Advice + Eddie Is Uncomfortable With A Show Member + Suspicious Car In Amy’s Neighborhood

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

Raymundo is part of a wedding party that’s coming up in November. The only problem is that it’s in Mexico and he’s hesitant on spending a bunch of money on the trip and what he would do if he ne...eded to cancel. He asks Bobby for advice. Eddie reveals he is uncomfortable with something a show member is doing in the studio. Amy needs our thoughts on what she should do about a suspicious car that’s been parked in her neighborhood. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:12 We've been working on it for, man, a year now. And it's all about vets, and it's all about service dogs. And so I kind of want to start to show with that a little bit. And so I'm going to play a little interview that I did with Andy, who was a vet, who, you know, now has a service dog. Because we did a documentary. I'm actually an executive producer on the documentary. It's called Even Heroes Need Heroes. And I would love for you to watch it.
Starting point is 00:03:35 It's next Wednesday. It's not today, but next Wednesday, September 8th at 12.30 p.m. on the Dog Chow YouTube channel. You don't have to. It's probably lunchtime. Hopefully you have a little bit of time during lunch to get on and watch this. But I did want to play this interview
Starting point is 00:03:47 with Andy right now. It's not super long, but I think it's so informative and I'm very proud of it. So if you know me, I've been working a long time with vets and trying to get them therapy dogs. And so I've been working very closely
Starting point is 00:04:00 with Dog Chow. And I would encourage you to go check out dogchow.com slash bones because we did a documentary. I'm one of the producers of the documentary. and it's just how our vets need these dogs. It's basically medicine after they go and they serve our country and they come back and these service dogs are so important.
Starting point is 00:04:16 And I actually want to bring on Andy, who is a U.S. Navy vet. Andy, how are you? Pretty good. Just a brief piece on Andy. He served five years in the Navy. He was diagnosed with PTSD. He was recently paired with Storm. And so I went up, spent some time with Andy,
Starting point is 00:04:33 and just talked about why he needed Storm. So I'm going to ask you, Andy, why is it important to have a service dog? Man, it's so important to have a service dog just to keep me living in the moment and not stressed about things that are going on around me and people behind me and such just keep me calm out in public.
Starting point is 00:04:51 How has Storm your service dog helped you? Oh, she pushes me every day to get out of the house and not be stuck in a bad mindset and not motivated to do anything. You know, one of the things that people ask me a lot is, well, why can't you just get everybody a service dog? I'll ask you that because I know the answer to this too, but why aren't more veterans able to get service dogs?
Starting point is 00:05:15 A few of the biggest reasons more veterans don't have service dogs is people really don't know that it's a thing, which is crazy because the time that I've had with storm has just been outstanding. I couldn't think of any better way to help myself. And the cost. The cost was huge. I don't know any veterans that can just shell out the money for a service dog without the help of organizations like I had the opportunity to go through. Over three million military veterans like Andy suffer from PTSD.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Service dogs are proven to reduce the severity of PTSD symptoms, but like 1% of people who need them get one. And on this show as well, you know, we have raised a bunch of money to buy service dogs. And they're like $20,000 each because of the training, because the amount of time you spend with them because of who has to do it. And so I'm on a mission with Dog Chow to actually change that. And I want to encourage people to go to dogchow.com slash bones. And you can watch the documentary and you can learn how to help. Andy, thank you for your service and thank you for sharing your story with us today. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I appreciate it. Good to talk to you again. There is, Andy. The service talks, they're just so important. For example, I'll just be quick here. You know, some of these guys and girls come back and they can't sleep because they have nightmares constantly about what they saw while they were serving. and when they start to freak out their dog will actually jump on the bed and lay on them
Starting point is 00:06:35 and wake them up and take them out of that nightmare and bring them into this moment which sleep equals health constant nightmares psychologically is damaging as well so they are very very important so I'm super pumped that Andy came on to share a story with us again dogchow.com
Starting point is 00:06:50 slash bones you can watch the documentary and learn how to help it is now time to open up the mailbag you send an email and we read it on the air it's something we call Bobby's Mailback, yeah. Hello, Bobby. My name is Courtney.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I'm 27 years old. I am a huge crybaby. Like seeing a cute cow in a field on the interstate kind of cry baby. Anyways, I'm scared that when I read my vows at my wedding, I will not be able to compose myself. Now I'm starting to wonder if we should even read our own vows because I feel like if I lose it, maybe it won't get back on track. Do you have any advice on how to control it? Love the show, Courtney.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Well, this is a fear that I had. And you know what? I broke down a few times at my wedding, too. The advice that I would give you is two parts. One, do it. Don't let you getting too emotional keep you from doing it because what's making you emotional is why you're getting married. So don't pull back from that.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And two, keep a Kleenex near. Right when I was going to walk out, Kramer, who is our DJ, who I've known for a long time, he goes, hey, did you have a Kleenex or paper towel with you? I was like, no, why he goes, because you're going to cry and he said when he got married no one told him and he's up there with just wet eyes and he was using a sleeve so I took and I put some paper towels on my inside of my jacket
Starting point is 00:08:09 and then about five seconds clear and so I was wiping my eyes so also again you're up there to be vulnerable with the guy that you're going to marry who cares if you cry cry forever and I say this is somebody who worried about the same thing it's okay to cry I cried lunchbox cried at his wedding did not yeah you did No, did not. Totally cried.
Starting point is 00:08:31 We all saw lunchbox cry. We all saw me cry. And you know what? You guys don't think any less of us, do you? No. I think less of you. But you cried too. Nope.
Starting point is 00:08:40 If you guys can produce any evidence of me crying at my wedding with, I mean, all these camera phones and no one got a picture. It was like 1973. And we also didn't record on our phones. The ceremony part. Out of respect. Exactly. You're supposed to keep the phones down. We're in a middle of a church.
Starting point is 00:08:56 It's a beautiful moment. But for sure. Who heard them cry? Say aye. Aye. I mean, I saw him. No, Ray wasn't even there. Ray missed the wedding
Starting point is 00:09:03 because he was drinking. Did he say I? No. Ray lowered his head so I wouldn't come to him. Courtney, do your vows. You're going to love after the fact that you did it. Who cares if you cry? And then just
Starting point is 00:09:15 if you don't have a place to put it at Kleenex or a paper towel, have your fiancee slash about to be husband put it in his pocket so he can give it to you once it's time to go. Yeah, or your bridesmaid or something. But maybe they don't have pockets, you know? Sure. bouquets stuff it in there The crampet in the middle
Starting point is 00:09:33 The grandma would do that Okay, that's what we have to say Thank you for that email Close it up We've got your email And we've read it on the air Now it's time to close Bobby's mail back
Starting point is 00:09:44 Yeah So what's happening in your neighborhood? Well there's a car That's just kind of there And nobody knows who it belongs to So there's been talk of having a to But I can't I mean I'm not going to
Starting point is 00:09:58 It's not bothering me and I feel really bad about just towing someone's car without them knowing. But is it sitting somewhere? It shouldn't be sitting? I mean, it's just there. It's like nobody can figure it out. Like, I've been asked, hey, it's like a text. Like, do you know who this car belongs to? I'm like, no, not me. Because I guess they're just making sure.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Like, is this someone that's staying with someone in the neighborhood? Or did they drive through here and then they broke down and just stuck here? Because it's there. And I have a small neighborhood. Nobody knows really what to do with it. But I've been towed before. And that's the worst feeling ever. Yeah, but you probably got towed because you left it over a line or a park bad.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yeah, I mean, I parked somewhere I was supposed to, but I didn't know. I didn't know. I was on a road trip. Yeah. I actually went to after I graduated from Texas A&M, we went back for something that was going on there. Took a road trip, a bunch of friends from Austin. I borrowed my dad's big SUV. I guess it's bigger than I thought.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Parked it somewhere. It got towed. I woke up. I thought it had been stolen. Yeah. And I was freaking out. And this is back when then I had to go to, once I figured out it was towed, it was at the tow yard. And then they only took cash.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And this back when I was like, I don't have an ATM. How am I going to get cash my bank? Like, I just didn't know how to, it was, it was a, if I still have trauma from it. So I'm not going to be a part of towing this car from my neighborhood. How long would you wait until you towed it? I'm not going to, ever. Ever. It's not bothering me.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Oh, well, if it's right in front of my house, like, I want that thing. No, but it's in front of somebody's house. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, you got to think of that. You got that thing out of there. Once, I went out in the mall and I couldn't find my car. It was gone.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Terrible feeling. And I was like, oh, no. And so I started calling the tow places and they didn't have it. And I was like, okay, then it's been stolen, which is an even worse feeling. I thought, oh, no. So I went and sat on the bench. Cried? No, but it was like, what am I going to do?
Starting point is 00:11:44 Then realize I had parked on that spot the day before, but I was in a different spot at that time. Oh, my gosh. Parking garages are hard. Who is? I got towed, though, from a apartment complex because I was over the line a little bit. And these tow trucks will drive around. Oh, yeah. Look for people.
Starting point is 00:11:59 mess around. So you're not going to call. If it was in front of your house, what'd you call? 100% maybe. No, I would try to find another way. How long has it been there? I'd put signs up around. I'd draw pictures. Is this your car? Why don't you do that?
Starting point is 00:12:15 Put up signs around town. In your neighborhood with a little pill tags? That's not bad. If this is your car called this number before it gets towed? Obviously it doesn't belong to someone in my neighborhood. I need to put them up like around town to be like, is this your car? I just feel so bad for if what's happen. How long would you wait, lunchbox? Are you towing it or no? Look, you park in your driveway, so
Starting point is 00:12:33 I mean, if it's in front of my house, I'm calling it a week. It's out. You give it a week in front of your house. What kind of car is it? Is it a nice car? No, it's like a normal car. Like a four-door sedan. Yeah. I honestly, I'd have to pay attention if it's a, it's like a, maybe a Nissan. Today's Wednesday. Like an Ultima, like a lunchbox car. Like a normal car. Yeah, normal car. Oh, so it's definitely broken down.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah. It's definitely would be in your name, right? Actually, lunchbox is it has been running for years. Put a note on it. This is the homework I would like to give you. Oh, yeah. Go and put a note on the car under the windshield. And say, hey, if this is your car, would you please let us know some of the neighbors are getting
Starting point is 00:13:09 concerned and may try to tow this? That's the thing. I don't think someone's checking on it. The guy, it needs to toes in. Like, otherwise it would be gone. Will you put a note on it, and then we'll check back in a week? Okay. We promise. Or you could just tow it today.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Yeah. Let me call them now. No, I don't want to do that to Somebody. Put the note on and we'll check back in a week. Getting your tow out of getting your car out of being towed, it's expensive. Yeah. Yeah, it stinks. And they're never nice to you because people are never nice to them.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Right. So you walk up and they're just mean. But I get it because people come in mean. Yeah, they have to be on the defense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, one week. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2. 30 seconds skinny.
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Starting point is 00:15:26 I mean, they are so good. Right? Yeah. Muster with a lot of mustard? Dixie Greenwell of Huntsville said that she had been searching for her dog charming ever since he disappeared nearly three years ago. There was no sign of charming. until a woman named Faith spotted a stray dog wandering around a marathon gas station in Baldwin County
Starting point is 00:15:45 more than 300 miles from the home of the dog. And she had some corn dogs. You were like, come here, dog, come here, dog. Dog saw the corn dog, jumped in, went and scanned it for a microchip. He said, yeah, we know whose dog this is, and they live about 300 miles away. Got the dog back after three years and 300 miles.
Starting point is 00:16:03 That's awesome. Because of corn dogs. What's the role of this story? Corn dogs rock. Yeah, or keep corn dogs with you at all time. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. When you go to sleep, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:16:16 What, close my eyes? You mean to get ready for sleep? Yeah. I, well, I normally watch a little something, and then I set my alarm, and then once I'm done watching, I turn it off and roll over and go to sleep. You go all dark? I go all dark. All dark, all quiet.
Starting point is 00:16:30 All dark, all quiet. If I'm having to share a room with my kids and my son especially snores, sound machine all the way. but not typically alone. Just to block your snoring sun out. Yes, he's very loud. I make the room dark and really cold. Really cold.
Starting point is 00:16:51 A cave. Yeah, the room's like 67. Oh, man. And then I turn the TV on the office. And for some reason it goes off at night, some reason it stays on until I wake up in the morning. But I need that TV on. I think because when I grew up, I didn't have a bedroom
Starting point is 00:17:04 and I had to sleep in the living room. The TV was always on. So experts say that a calming bedroom is best to fall asleep, obviously, but most people use a TV or a podcast to fall asleep. The office for me is easy because I know what happens every scene, every episode. It's comforting. I don't have to wait and be like, oh, I wonder what happens. A podcast I can't do because I have dreams about people. I'll be dreaming about making out with Dak Shepard, if I'm not careful, if armchair experts on it.
Starting point is 00:17:29 You know what I just can't listen in my ears and, you know, consume and sleep. But apparently most Americans go to sleep with something on, but they say that does bring on anxiety disorders. That if you can shut everything down, lights, I get really anxious when it's really quiet in the bedroom. But experts say if you can't shut your brain down at night, find a comforting sound that you're not wondering what's coming next, like you said. Yeah. Like a sound machine. They have apps. You can have it on your phone.
Starting point is 00:17:59 That's what I use, an app, and then it plays. But my daughter's like super specific. Like if we have to sleep together, she loves a sound machine, but she can only only. only listen to a thunderstorm. And she said that's comforting to her because in Haiti, like, that's familiar, thunderstorms, rain. But any other noise, she will not be able to sleep. Because I like just the white noise, I guess is what they call it.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And she's like, no, I have to have a thunderstorm. So sometimes you may have to, like, play around with it and figure out which noise works for you. Eddie, what do you do? So my wife likes to sleep with lights on. Not all the lights on. Wow. But at least a lamp.
Starting point is 00:18:32 And I hate it. But it's a compromise that we do because I like. like to sleep to the old movies, Turner Classic Movies channel. You guys have a circus in your bedroom. Getting rest? Yeah, so it's not dark and it's not quiet. No. Lunchbox? It is pitch black in our room. No sound machine, no nothing. Just absolute silence, no TV. We don't have a TV in our room. So everything's off.
Starting point is 00:18:54 We give a little, and see you later. Do you still share, but do you still not share covers? No, we have different covers. Because she likes a big, heavy comforter and I like a light blanket because I'm a sweater. Oh, can you imagine? And so we have two different blankets, and so, you know, she takes hers and I take mine. We say goodnight, and that's it. Lights out.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Basically what they're saying is, if you can't go all dark, all quiet, find a noise that is constant that you're not wondering what's coming next. Because that is what's going to drive you crazy at night, because your brain is still working. Do you guys try to do no screen time before bed? Yes. Yeah, I try. But there's just, I mean, when else do I get it in? Sometimes I do screen time during bed I'd be like half awake
Starting point is 00:19:39 Let me look at my phone and see what's happened on Twitter So Oh you meant like social media screen time Any screen time at all TV phones sometimes I have three What really drives Caitlin crazy is I'll have my phone In my hand my computer or laptop behind it And the TV on it
Starting point is 00:19:53 She's like you're going three screens This is three screens at the same time You're gonna go crazy But there's your little PSA for today If you need sound Try to make it where you're not wondering What the next sound is That it's a constant sound
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Starting point is 00:20:21 Okay, well, it's so correct. Or they give you the medicine that you take that apparently crushes your insides, that kind of thing. Cleans you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, medically, I got a lot going on in the next few months. We do all these contests on our website, and sometimes I just like to check in like we're going to do right now with Mary from South Carolina. Mary, how are you? I'm doing great.
Starting point is 00:20:46 It is so good to hear from you. Now, you won the trip to Bobby Fest this weekend in Wichita, Kansas. Is that true? That is correct. So tell me, walk me through this. You hear us talking about it one day. Do you just go on the website, Bobbybones.com? I actually go through, like, the R. Heart channels and that, and sometimes on the actual,
Starting point is 00:21:05 website. I used both, and I got lucky. And so you just typed your name in, right, and said submit, and that's it? With an email, too, usually. Yeah. And when they call you or email you, do you think, wow, I cannot believe I just won this, or do you think it's a scam or what? Oh, no, no. I was, I knew it was very exciting. So you're going to go a round trip out to the show. You're going to do hotel, you get tickets, you got a meet and greet. Who are you meeting and greeting? Do they tell you yet? I'm supposed to meet in great Bobby Bowles. Okay, that's what I think too, but sometimes
Starting point is 00:21:39 they'll be like, well, I'd rather mean Russell Dickerson. So. Well, it would be nice if I could meet some of the headliders for sure. Well, we are the headliving. You are, Bobby and Eddie. See, this is what's confusing, right? Well, congratulations. You won the trip. We can't wait to see you out this weekend. I guess we will see you on Sunday, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:57 And who are you bringing with you? I'm bringing my husband. Oh, that guy. I'm just kidding. Hey, congratulations, Mary. And this is just to show people that when we have these contests, you just have to go. There's no trick to it. You just submit your name and email and they randomly pick somebody and then we give you a trip, right, Mary? Oh, it's for real. It's for real. And I am so pleased. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:22:22 You're welcome. We will see you this weekend on Sunday, September 5th in Wichita, Kansas at a place called Wave. And you should get there early because it's two whole stages. It's going to be packed with music all day long, okay? Awesome. All right. Congratulations. Bye, Mary. Bye, bye. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University
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Starting point is 00:26:44 Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. It's time for pick a bit. We have three bits. We let you guys pick which bit you like. Ramundo needs advice, advice that I think a lot of people listen to the show could use. lunchbox has a question advice about he wants it about his cousin and then Amy's been up to something where she feels quite low it's an activity where she goes I've hit a new low
Starting point is 00:27:09 Morgan you picked the Ray Bitt yep Eddie yeah I don't think we need to hear Ray's bit I'm really interested in Amy's low thing and I want to I want to know what that is hello what about me yeah I'm not interested advice for his cousin I'm not interested by your cousin it is about a cousin yeah It was about our relationship. With your cousin? Yes. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:27:31 Okay, I'm going to go with the Ray bit too. Yay, that's what I wanted. It's because I think it's time to do this bit. All right, pick a bit. Ray, we have selected your bit. So go ahead and ask your question. Yeah, so in November,
Starting point is 00:27:47 my buddy is getting married. There's only one problem, though. He's getting married in Mexico. Are you going to go, mehi-ho? He's going straight Guadalajara. Oh, wow. So he got me measured for a suit. I'm in the wedding.
Starting point is 00:28:01 I'm a groomsman, which is cool. I went to the mall. That was really easily. But he's coming at us and expecting us to get hotels, flights now with, I mean, kind of we're still in a pandemic, right? But they're full on going to have this wedding. And so I'm asking you the advice guy. Hmm. Do we really get flights in hotel or are we crazy right now in Mexico?
Starting point is 00:28:22 How important is this friend to you on a scale of one to 10? He's my best friend. He's my best friend. He's a real friend. I mean, that's pretty close. People let me tell you about my best friend. Okay, so here's what you do, first of all. Especially when looking for trips a month, two, three months out right now when it's, who knows what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:28:42 You get the flight, but you pay a little extra for the flight insurance. It stinks to buy that because I don't often buy that. But at a time when the insurance might be called upon, you can buy the flight insurance for just a little bit less. Okay. Cool. It's a little bit more, but a little bit less than if you canceled and lost it all. Right. The hotel, you're just kind of up S Creek if you cancel.
Starting point is 00:29:01 But he's your best friend. So I would say get the flight, get the travel insurance on the flight, which may cost you $60 or so. And then the hotel, see if they have a cancellation policy. Most times they do if you do it a week out, sometimes 48 hours out, if not. But I would just plan to go. All right. That's my advice. Does anyone have any advice contradictory to that?
Starting point is 00:29:23 No, I mean, I was just worried about the overall safety risk. Like, COVID aside, it's like Mexico, but I looked up Guadalajara's risk, you know, there. And overall, it says medium. So at least isn't a high. Right down the middle? Medium? Yeah. I don't even like medium.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Yeah. And that's considering all types of crime, the drug-related robbery, potter part theft. You know, if you're a worried tourist, that's what you have. Are you a worried tourist? No. Okay. If you're only worried about COVID, hey, have about it, buddy. Yeah, go for it.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Well, and then I come back to the States, and I got a chilling quarantine for 14 days, maybe. Well, not unless you get it. Then I don't get to celebrate Christmas with my family. Okay, now it's spiral. Hey, spiraling. Abort Mish, any spiraling? You know, you can't, if you have COVID,
Starting point is 00:30:08 they won't let you leave. Right. You'll be, you'll stay there in quarantine. You're going to be stuck in medium risk. You're going to be part of Hara. I mean, I think it's special. It's your best friend. You should try to do it.
Starting point is 00:30:18 And like Bobby said, and I'll just throw out there, too. A lot of airlines with how I'll travel has been so crazy. They're now waiving the fees, so maybe you don't even have to buy the insurance. I would just check with the airline, and you should be good. Cool. All right, go at it. Thanks, y'all.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Attack it. You're welcome. There he is. Ray Mundo. He wins pick a bit and he gets advice. But if some airlines don't give insurance, some airlines will only give you credit for another flight. Sometimes you need the money. That travel insurance is good there in that case.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Good point. All right, there you go. Thank you. An NBC news segment was cut off after somebody lives in Mississippi violently confronted an NBC news correspondent during a live report
Starting point is 00:30:59 of Hurricane Ida. Oh, no. Here is a clip. So they're going to go ahead and do that survey to make sure that they're okay. Craig, I'm going to toss it back because we have a person who
Starting point is 00:31:11 needs a little help right now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We're going to check in with Shack Brewster just to make sure all is well. I like how the guy in the main building is going, Hey, yeah, far, far away. There used to be a thing where you would see a reporter doing a live shot and you get behind. So fun.
Starting point is 00:31:33 It's not really a thing anymore because I don't think the news in that capacity is a thing anymore. You know, you get the news in different ways now than just watching it at 6 or 10. You watch it on your phone. I still watch videos from ABC, NBC, everything. But I just don't watch it live anymore. and when it's not live, somebody does that, you can just stop, shoot it again. That's right.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I got to imagine Eddie, when you weren't in news, you had to stop people all the time doing idiot, stuff like that. A couple times, and I was the camera guy, so I'd have to, like, as soon as I saw someone already thinking about it, I would run from behind the camera and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, just stop for a second.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Like, don't do this. And they're like, all right, okay, for the most part. But only one guy got through, and he said something, like, you're beautiful to the reporter and then took off. Yeah, so you kind of just like, oh, that's funny. Yes, but they,
Starting point is 00:32:19 don't stick her around to like figure out what's going to happen afterwards. There was a news anchor and she was in Arkansas, but I think she had moved away. Her name was Don Scott. But I remember looking at a shot and she had her microphone and she was like, oh, it's Don Scott reporting and this guy butt naked runs behind her. And it just runs right by her. Oh man. Like he like streaked the news shot, a butt naked frontal.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Hilarious. Oh. I laughed. Okay. That's gutsy. Whoa. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, Bobby, when you met Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Was it love at first sight? Or did it take time? I don't believe in love at first sight because I don't believe that love what I know now is love can be had in an instant. Okay. Good answer. I thought she was hot and I was like,
Starting point is 00:33:00 sure would like to make out with her. But I don't believe that what I have now can be had in an instant. Oh, well, more than half of Americans believe in love at first sight and that it can happen. No, they have, wow, that person's hot in first sight, and then it works out. And they called it love at first sight.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Right, because it worked out. Because they never go, I'd love at first sight, but we went on one date and it failed. Yeah, no. What was it that made you realize you were in love? We only have a couple minutes. I know. Oh, yeah, you did this in your valves, right?
Starting point is 00:33:32 That's a tough one. That's a tough one, yeah. I don't want to make you cry. So a flying car completed a 35-minute test flight between two cities. What I think is super cool? Like, listen, this car can transform from flying to driving on the ground in three minutes or less. I know.
Starting point is 00:33:51 If I saw that, though, and they didn't tell me, I'd have been one of those people thinking this on alien space show. Yeah. It's powered by a BMW engine, and then it comes with a fixed propeller. So, doop, do, do, do, do. Flying, land,
Starting point is 00:34:04 took everything away, drive off. What? I thought I'd seen it all when I saw a thing driving and then go in the water, one of those boat. Oh, yeah, the duck boats. I thought I'd seen it all then.
Starting point is 00:34:16 They just leveled up. Yeah, I know. All right, what else? So I saw two articles recently talking about, you know, if country artists weren't singing, what would they be doing? And like Tim McGraw was saying how he was going to go to law school and probably be a lawyer. But then he picked up the guitar and realized, wow, okay, this is awesome. And then Thomas Rett might be interested in getting into real estate.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I would probably have started a real estate company. I honestly thought about getting my real estate license this year. I'm not kidding. I mean, I had time to do it. And I've got a bunch of buddies that do it now. And I love the whole art of going in and getting somebody to really love a home enough to buy it. So maybe in about 15 years that's what I'll do. Can you imagine your show up to a showing and Thomas Rutz like, and this is three bedrooms too bad?
Starting point is 00:34:59 Listen, I bet he wouldn't be showing no three bedroom too bad. He's going to be showing like Reba's house that she just, you know, mansions or commercial property. Yeah, good point. Right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. There's this 10-year-old girl, Alia Wilson,
Starting point is 00:35:21 and she looks forward to riding her bike every day, especially when she gets home from school. And she left her bike on the porch overnight, busy day. She forgot about it. Bike was stolen. So then the mom took to Facebook just in an effort to maybe spread the word so they could hopefully get the bike back. Well, a neighbor saw the Facebook post and was like,
Starting point is 00:35:43 you know what, I haven't seen the bike, but we're going to do one better and just go buy her. a brand new bike, and they anonymously went and dropped it on their front yard with a helmet and a lock so that they could lock it up, so this one hopefully won't get stolen. And they have no idea who it came from. Oh, they don't know still? No, they said that they have a message for the anonymous do-gooder. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:36:06 That was really thoughtful of you. That's really cool. Good for them. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The Morning Corny. How do you deal with a sad astronaut?
Starting point is 00:36:22 How do you deal with a sad astronaut? Just give him some space. Nice. That was the Morning Corny. Your top three songs in country music this week. At number three, Justin Moore, we didn't have much. At number two, Lainey Wilson, things a man ought to know. Yeah, I know a few things
Starting point is 00:36:55 A man ought to know And at number one, Luke Bryan waves Fun fact, written by Ryan Hurd Oh wow Artist Ryan Hurd Songwriter Ryan Hurd Husband, Ryan Hurd Of Marin Morris, husband Ryan Hurd
Starting point is 00:37:20 Yeah, congratulations to Luke Brian With his one millionth number one Look, that's actually Oh yeah, accurate It's just one millionth The number one pop song is Olivia Rodriguez Good for you And the number one dance song is from Sigrid.
Starting point is 00:37:39 It's called Mirror. I'm pretty positive song. Yeah, I like. First I was like, I don't know if this is, oh, I feel good. Yeah. Okay, I was like, it feels a little too European. Oh, no, I feel good. Those are your number ones right there.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Would you like to live to be 130? If my quality of life is that of 80. I'd love it. I would. There's a song that expresses how I feel. I want to live. Forever. I want to live forever.
Starting point is 00:38:15 But what body do you want to be in? I don't care. Switch me up. Okay. Change me out. This one gets old. Well, that's not a bad idea. Well, okay.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Yeah, I'll keep living too. They say the number of people who live to be past 100 is rapidly rising right now. Wow. But that by the end of the century, we're in 2021 right now, by 21, wait, by 2200, but no, wait, by 2100. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Crazy. By 2100, they think that people will live to be 130. Wow. That's a lot. I've been born a little later and getting on that action. But again, back when the caveman was rocking, they were dying like 27. Yeah. Thinking they lived a long full life.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Sometimes I'll look at a fly and go, you're only alive for a day or a day and a half. And does the fly go, my day is so short? No, the fly just knows how long its life is and then dies. It's really sad. Wow, I didn't realize that. I think about that a lot. Too much every time I see a fly. In good news,
Starting point is 00:39:16 Cobra Kai has been renewed for a fifth season, even though four doesn't start until December. Do you guys watch Cobra Kai? No, but you do. Yeah, it's cheesy, but I think I'm going to start. That is cheesy, but people like it, is manifest. Oh, I watched the first season of that, Bones. You watched the whole season?
Starting point is 00:39:35 Yes, the first season. You're not into it? No, and my wife's still into it. She loves it, but I've bailed out. Is it like Lost? It's like Lost in the whole form of, airplane crash. That's it. So this is what I've heard. They go,
Starting point is 00:39:46 they're on a plane, they land, and it's five years later. And they're, they think it's normal. Yep, but they're like, no, it's five years later. They've been missing for five years. But they don't know they've been missing. They don't know that. Oh, but did they go back and forth in the times? What? No, no, no. It goes back to to now modern day, but they've been like,
Starting point is 00:40:03 what, we just got back, but everyone's like, no, you've been missing for five years. What if it was just a joke they played on a plane landing? All right, everybody acted like we've seen him in five years. Yeah. So I've been thinking about Manifest. Concept is crazy. Storyline got a little whacked after a while.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I'm like, now I'm out. I'm going to give it a try anyway. Do it. So Cobra Kai, like, Manifest I like. You haven't tried it yet. Kobe Kai? I do like Cobbac. No.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Manifest. I like it until I don't. I'm going to try it. That's why I have to approach these shows. Like, I try to convince you to watch certain things that are awesome and you're like... Name a show. Oh, well, it took me working through Caitlin to get you to finally watch Yellowstone. Yeah, that's great.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Also... Okay, that's just one example. I like Ted Lassau. Can't wait for that. But Yellowstone's back in November. There's another succession. You know which one I'm trying because of you? And I just don't know if I'm going to keep going.
Starting point is 00:40:51 It's five perfect strangers. Nine. But there's only four episodes. And I'm telling you it took me three and a half to go like, this is it. In a land where there are billions of TV shows, I don't know if I want to spend time on this one anymore. The thing is you just don't give up on Nicole Kidman.
Starting point is 00:41:06 You know what's going to happen. There's one thing I learned in life. Never give up on Nicole. You got me there. Like, name a bad project. You can't. Not in the last 10, 15 years. Nope.
Starting point is 00:41:17 So I trusted her and you know what? It paid off. Okay. I get, hey, Keith Arbin, I get it, buddy. I get it, Keith. So Amy sent in an idea for a game. She said, how about, without name in the show, you do a quote that gives it away, we have to guess the show.
Starting point is 00:41:33 And then she wrote, for example, that's what she said, friends. Sometimes I mean, you know, I just, you know, I just. type too fast. So, if it would have been, that's what she said. That's what she said. That would be the office. If you miss one, you're out.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Okay. So Amy's out. Is Amy's out. With my example. All right, here is the first one. Are you doing? Are you doing? Can you name that one?
Starting point is 00:42:01 Okay. Pins up when you got it. Got it. Everybody on the count of three? One, two, three? Friends. Good. Here's the second one.
Starting point is 00:42:11 You got it dude Okay, all right everybody's up One, two, three Full House Nice, third one Did I do that? Did I do that? And I do now
Starting point is 00:42:30 Everybody feel strongly? Oh yes Eventually we'll get off doing it all together, but I feel like the softballs One, two, three Family Matters. Nice I was wrote Urkel. Here's the last one we're going to do as a group
Starting point is 00:42:47 because I think you'll all get it. Here we go. Not so for you. No so for you! What TV show is that? One, two, three? Sign Filed. All right, from here out, write your answers down.
Starting point is 00:43:01 We'll go to you one by one. Oh, boy. Here is the next TV catchphrase. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh. Oh. Amy?
Starting point is 00:43:16 Blossom. Lunchbox? Blossom. Eddie? Blossom. Nice. You're all in. Next up Could I be wearing any more clothes
Starting point is 00:43:23 Could I be wearing any more clothes Okay What Very famous scene in a show Could I be wearing any more clothes Could I be wearing any more clothes I was like someone but Everybody in?
Starting point is 00:43:45 In In. It was a scene where he was wearing all of his friends clothes Amy Friends Lunchbox Friends, you tricked me, dude Lunchbox
Starting point is 00:43:54 What's your name? Eddie. Yeah, and that's friends, and you tricked me, dude. We already had friends, so I heard the guy's voice, and I was like, is he on a different TV show? I know. We never do that, though. Next up.
Starting point is 00:44:06 It's going to be legend. Wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy. What? Legendary, that's funny. It's going to be legend. Wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy. I mean, I'm guessing. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Amy? Big Bang Theory? Lunchbox? It is how I met your mother. Eddie? I did Big Bang Theory. That's why you said, yep, when she said it. What?
Starting point is 00:44:40 That's why you said, yep, when she said it. It is how I met your mother, isn't it? It is how I met your mother. Woo! And that's a game. That's how we do it. That's game time. That's how we do it.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Barney. Woo! Thank you, Barney. Lunchbox. winter, you can run through the rest of them. Oh, I would love to. I would love to, Bobby. Here we go. Winter is coming. That is your show,
Starting point is 00:45:03 the Game of Thrones. Correct. Cut it out. That's full house. Hey, he tricked you on that. Correct. Here we go. You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? Got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:17 It's easy. Ted Lassow. Correct. Two more. I am the one who knocks. What? I am the one who knocks. Walking dead. No. Breaking Bad.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Breaking Bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And finally. Are you ready, kids? I can't hear you. Oh. Spunk Bob. There it is.
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Starting point is 00:49:31 Oh, because they've come out and said stuff. Who? And the government saying stuff? The government has not denied stuff. Right. More than said stuff. But that's all that people needed. The survey says 41% of respondents believe that some UFOs involve alien spacecraft.
Starting point is 00:49:47 My personal feeling is that the spacecrafts that we've been seeing are not aliens. I don't believe that any of them are. But here's why. I believe if there was something so technologically advanced, we'd have no idea. We wouldn't see it if they didn't want us to see them. There are certain things that the cones in our eyes cannot see. There are certain sounds our ears cannot hear that animals can do both. If they were so advanced, they didn't want us to see, we wouldn't see a little grainy pictures over the ocean.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Personal feeling. You thought about this. A lot. I'm talking about it like every two weeks on the show too. Any of those spaceships have aliens in it maybe? If you had to pick, money on the... They say, here's 100 bucks, bet it. Oh, $100?
Starting point is 00:50:27 No, I'm not. Oh, but more. Okay, $10,000. No, no more. No, I'm not. Lunchbox? No, there is no stupid aliens in these machines. I'm not saying that.
Starting point is 00:50:36 No, there's not. You guys are ridiculous. Eddie? Why not? Let's give it a shot. I don't want to close my eyes to all that. Maybe. In June, the Pentagon report offered no explanation for 140 of the 144 UAP observations.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Wow. Which UAP is basically UFO, but it's unidentified aerial phenomenon. They're just switching it up so we don't go, UFO. They got us. I put a hondo on that. That there were? Yeah, would you? Let it ride?
Starting point is 00:51:01 I'd go no. And none of those. I don't think there was any sort of aliens. But I'm not against the idea of it. Me neither, but... Somebody came to me and said they feel uncomfortable in the room. Would that person please raise their hand? Or would that person make a cow noise?
Starting point is 00:51:16 Mooh. Oh, is Eddie? Is Eddie? Mooh. Is it Eddie and that's like... Eddie, go ahead. Well, guys, like, you know, we just worry in times like this. If anyone's sick, you start, there's a little bit of concern that grows.
Starting point is 00:51:29 And lunchbox lately has been sniffing a lot. And he's saying like, oh, everything's fine, but he does that a lot. And then he's really, really close to me. And I just feel like with Bobby's rule, see, you're trying to touch me. What's up, dude? And with Bobby's rule of like, hey, if you don't feel good, don't come in. I feel like he's not respecting how others feel in here.
Starting point is 00:51:51 And he's making me feel a little uncomfortable. Which that rule was pre-COVID, by the way. Yeah. But now especially COVID. Anything you want to say back? I feel fine, man. But, I mean, yeah, there's a little bit of runage that comes out of my nose every now and then. I got a Kleenex.
Starting point is 00:52:05 I dab it. You know what I mean? We're good to go. I feel great. Look great. No COVID. No COVID. I went and got to test a few days ago.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Are you irritated that Eddie came to me about that? I mean, look, Eddie's always looking trying to get me in trouble because he wants to take the shine off me. Take the shine. Should I bring the fact that you came to me about Amy about two weeks ago? I was going to if you weren't. Both of them did. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Yeah, yeah. When the mirror gets held up in front of you, it's story changes a little bit. That was anonymous and you said you were not going to. reveal that one. I thought we revealed it. Yeah. There was no revealing of any. You don't even have to reveal. I know who it comes from. There's a difference between and I don't know. I mean, her cough was, I mean, scary.
Starting point is 00:52:47 And we all, everybody's eyes were like, whoa. But it was so scary that I went and got a COVID test and I was negative. And you're negative. Yeah, I'm negative too. Eddie, rest assured. I asked him if you can take another one. Just in case, because you never know when that positive occurs. Or if he really did it. Right. Or he did. You don't know if he did. I'll tell you what, though, yesterday. he, like, touched me.
Starting point is 00:53:06 He was like, he was like, messing with me, and he touched my arm. I immediately went to the bathroom and washed my arms. What? You can never be too safe. Oh, my God. I would have done that with him anyway. Well, I know, I know. But he's done it again. Everybody's good. We're all tough. All right. Everybody relight. For now on, go to scuba, Steve, about this stuff. Not you? Yeah. Okay. I don't care. I'm good. I'm good. You guys just keep yourself healthy. Go home if you don't feel good. I feel good. I feel great. Thank you. I'm glad you here. You sound terrible. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. Five-year-old Adeline is at home with her mom when her mom had a stroke. Only problem is Adeline doesn't know what to do. She gets a hold of mom's phone and somehow calls her dad at work. He doesn't answer and she leaves a voicemail and says,
Starting point is 00:53:51 Hey, dad, mom needs help getting up. Can you please get home quick? We need your help. He hears the voicemail, calls 911, ambulance comes to the house and saves the mom. Wow. Five-year-old girl. Five-year-old girl. New to call dad and say, hey, mom needs help.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Eddie, walk me through how old all your kids are. I have, starting from the bottom, two, six, seven, 13. How many of them would have done that? None. No, that's not true. That's not your 13 year old for sure, would it? I mean, maybe. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I mean, it's just, they're just kind of like so spacey. I would say all of them have the same kind of feel, personality feel. They're a little spacey, so I don't know if anyone would really do it. Your 13 year old, though, is a super smart kid. Yes, he is, but he's spacey. At what age do kids learn 9. I would imagine kindergarten time. We have it written in our refrigerator.
Starting point is 00:54:40 I just don't know if they can get to that level of like, hey, hold on. I think that number's in the refrigerator. Let me do it. And what days did you start calling 911 regularly, Lunchbox? Oh, man. Lunchbox in 911, it's like cheers when he calls. They're like, hey, lunchbox. There are you.
Starting point is 00:54:56 We know you. I'd say in the last five years, I've really ramped up my 911 ability. You like it, huh? It's a lot of fun. It's excitement to be. It's like on TV. You're in the moment. You're like, this is what.
Starting point is 00:55:06 it's all about. It's a rush. It is. Like your adrenaline starts going like, I'm about to be a hero. And how has that turned out? Hero wise. It's been pretty good. I've gotten a lot of recognition from you guys telling me I call it too much and tell me, but then you did give me credit for calling the right time the last time. How many times of the last 10 you called? Have we said, hey, that's the right reason to call 911. I think two. Two. Oh, man. But I'm always on the lookout. Hey, great story, though. That's what it's all about. was tell me something good. Let's go over and do the news.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Come on. Bobby's Big. Stories. A South Carolina man won a $200,000 prize from a lottery drawing, thanks to a set of numbers that he wrote down from a TV show. Oh, amazing. The South Carolina Education Lottery said that the winner purchased a cash five ticket, had all the numbers.
Starting point is 00:56:01 He said he saw him on TV. And it was one of those where the person on TV plays a lottery and writes the numbers down. He goes, heck, why not? Played him, hit for almost a quarter million dollars. Love it. Oh, that's amazing. A woman who had no idea she was pregnant got the shock of her life when she went into labor
Starting point is 00:56:16 while out for drinks with her friends. Crazy. She started having cramps, and the pain was so intense. She went to the hospital. She was like, it hurts, what's happening? And they said, well, funny you should ask. I don't know if they said it like that.
Starting point is 00:56:31 That probably didn't. But yeah, she had a baby. Oh, my goodness. And she was drinking. alcohol. The 23-year-old delivered a daughter, Willow, a few hours later, despite not knowing that Willow was on the way. And they're both doing well.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Yeah, but she was drinking alcohol and not knowing that she shouldn't drink alcohol. That's what happened to my friend from college. She drank and maybe some other things. Like, I don't know is what I heard. And then she was worried. I mean, you could have just said drinking and we got the same effect.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Well, so that's legal now. But she ended up going going the bathroom and then the baby came out. She delivered it herself. Oh my goodness. She did not know she was pregnant, so she was just living like her young 20s lifestyle, and boom, there came the baby. Even though this woman did not have any prenatal care, the baby was born healthy,
Starting point is 00:57:18 weighed six pounds one ounce, and they all good. It's, uh, wow. I just don't know how you cannot know you have a baby in there. So that was the question I asked to. And so I read the article a little more. She said that she chalked up the few extra pounds to COVID. Oh. Because she didn't put on a lot
Starting point is 00:57:36 She never experienced pregnancy symptoms She had a heartburn A little bit But heck, who doesn't Yeah, now they have pepperoni pizza sometimes Priloseek No, I carry Tom's in my bag now But like my friend
Starting point is 00:57:50 She told me it was because her uterus is really Set far back So it's like the baby was growing inside But it wasn't protruding as far Because the uterus was set further back But I'm like well there's only so far back A uterus can go Is that true?
Starting point is 00:58:04 Amy's like calling her friend out She's like she's drinking Doing other stuff I think she robbed a bank She starts No not bad stuff It wasn't bad She was being a normal
Starting point is 00:58:14 22 year old She ran guns from Mexico To We're like wait no no None of this matters Amy Sorry All right finally What started as a fun idea
Starting point is 00:58:25 Ended up Utah family Upside down life Donna and Vaner Johnson Decided to buy a DNA testing kit for a bit of fun Only to get a devastating result months later.
Starting point is 00:58:37 When the DNA test came back, Vanner learned he's not the biological father of their 12-year-old son. Oh, boy. Oh. Now you ask, was she cheating, right? That's where my mind goes. Yes. That's not the case.
Starting point is 00:58:51 This makes it, I wouldn't say worse, but different. Their son was born at an IVF clinic, and apparently there was some kind of mix-up at the clinic that meant Donna's egg had to be fertilized by someone else's, not his. Oh my gosh. They're shocked by the results because I too go, ooh, Jerry, Jerry. You know, she must have cheated.
Starting point is 00:59:11 But that's not what happened. They did it the right way. The lab messed up. Oh, my goodness. Lawsuit. You have to wonder, yeah, if like someone in the lab 12 years ago is like, oopsie. Okay, well, just don't say anything.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Don't say anything. Johnson, if you say anything, I'm going to kill you. Yeah, it's fine. We're fine. But then now 12 years later, all these DNA kits are super popular. And they're like, oh, shit. walked in this lab now. She goes, hey, my friend, I don't say anything. The same friend. I mean, what in the world? I mean, either it's an accident that nobody knew about, honest,
Starting point is 00:59:41 honest mistake, or it's an accident where they're like, ha, no one will ever figure it out. That's tough because I think, too, if you're him and you look at it and you go, wait, this is not my baby? Well, but I guess if they knew it was IVF, but I just think immediately you would go, I got cheated on. Yeah. But that wasn't the case at all. Somebody in the lab messed up 12 years ago. That's the news. Thank you. Days. Stories. Stephanie in South Carolina, you are on the Bobby Bone Show. What's up, Stephanie?
Starting point is 01:00:13 Good morning, studio. Morning. So I was babysitting my friend's children. I had a four-year-old and two toddlers, and I dropped a spaghetti jar on the floor and ended up cutting my foot. I had a two-inch dash. And the four-year-old's freaking out. One toddler's in the high chair,
Starting point is 01:00:32 but my son, who was 19 months old, I was able to get him to get me my phone from the living room so I could call my husband and call the children's mother to get them to come because I needed to go to the emergency room. So you're 19 months old, had the capability to go and help you get out of the situation? Yes. That's awesome. We were talking earlier about five-year-old, a four-year-old. At what age can kids start to go, oh, I need to call 911, I need to help. and at 19 months your kid did that.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Yes. I mean, he couldn't call anybody, but I was able to say, you know, hey, go get me my phone. I need you to get my phone. And he was able to get it and bring it to me. Oh, well, that's easy. Well, you don't need my advice on this. But if I would change the story to, he called to. Right. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 01:01:20 He went, he called. He talked to the dispatch. There's just a lot of places you can go. Directed them to the house. Yeah, when they arrived, he was at the front door going, okay, mommy's here. but no, I thank you for sharing that story. We really appreciate that. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Thank you. All right. Bye-bye. Lunchbox almost had to call 911 again yesterday. No, he did not. I swear to you. Here we go. Almost though.
Starting point is 01:01:42 I mean, so close. So I'm driving and it's like a loop-de-loo where you're coming from the frontage road and it's a loop-de-loo to get up on the highway. And the car in front of me is going around the loop, loop, and I don't know if he hit a puddle or what because it was raining, slid into the grass to the right-hand side. and I'm like, oh no, what am I going to do? So I immediately pull over and I whip up the phone and I hit 9-1. And then the car just continues to drive all the way down in the embankment and gets back on the frontage road.
Starting point is 01:02:12 Oh, so he was fine. He was fine. But I was that close to being a hero. If I were you, I just would have been, I just would have pressed it. I mean, he likes to do this. So then you could have been like, just in case. But nothing actually happened to the guy. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:26 There was no emergency. he was in trouble, but he was okay. I thought maybe he fell asleep at the wheel or something when he went sliding into the grass, but literally took his, and he had an ultimate like mine, and he drove it straight down the embankment. You love calling 911, don't you? I just like to be Johnny on the spot, man,
Starting point is 01:02:43 and I was there for that guy, but he didn't need me. Do you drive around sometimes just looking for somebody to help? Like a hero of a hero? Absolutely. I mean, if they're driving over there with a flat tire, oh yeah, I need to call 911. For the flat tire. Why not, right?
Starting point is 01:02:56 Guys, don't listen to him. Do not call 911 unless it is an emergency. There's a 411. 311. 311. A lot of places, there's a 311. There's every way other than 911 unless it's an emergency. Yes, but when I call it, it's an emergency.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Except for that one time they told me that it wasn't an emergency because someone just broke into a car. San Francisco is paying select people $300 bucks a month not to shoot anyone. Oh. Or be shot themselves. The program will be called the Dreamkeeper Fellowship. Though likely to be dubbed cash for criminals in the media, they think there's going to be a whole new name for it. It'll pay $300 a month to people to avoid gun incidents.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Okay, so, but I'm wondering how this plays out. Like, are you, you just go to the police and you're like, I was about to shoot some money, but I didn't. So. Yeah, are you randomly selected? Yeah. I don't know. Or like, I would just, if I wanted to make money,
Starting point is 01:03:50 I would just pull my gun out and be like, I'm going to shoot. And then be like, you got to convince me not. And then I'll be like, okay. Show me the money. Okay, never mind. I'm not going to shoot. Pay me. It's called the Dreamkeeper Fellowship.
Starting point is 01:04:02 And it's born from data that shows more than half of all San Francisco gun killings involve the same 12 criminal groups and gangs. Okay. The idea is to target those at high risk of being on either end of the shooting with a $300 monthly payment. So you've got to approach the killer and be like, hey, man, I know you've shot people before, but here's a job. I'm not sure how that part of it works.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Or maybe they go to those communities in these 12 groups or whatever. And it's like, hey, if we have no gun related incidents, with your group, then you're going to get paid. That's kind of cool. That's the only way I could see it could work, but... Your idea, too, if someone has a gun, I need the money. I was thinking about doing this. I almost shot somebody, pay me.
Starting point is 01:04:43 It's while, you know, I grew up in an area where everybody had guns. We never had gun crime. They had guns, but no one was shooting. Everybody had guns. We would go to, and again, if there's a 22-year-old, you're going to be like, okay, here's an old man, a 41 year old Bobby talking. But we would go to school and we would have guns in our cars and trucks because we would
Starting point is 01:05:04 go hunting after school or in the middle of the day or they were underneath the seat. They were sometimes in the gun rack. I didn't have a truck. I had an old Subaru. But some people would have it hanging in their truck. The gun racks. I mean, it's a rural town in Arkansas. Just park it there.
Starting point is 01:05:22 We never had any gun crime. And there are probably a lot of like fist fights, right? No one thought about, hey, I'm going to shoot you. That's a good point too. Yeah. Right? There are guns like two feet away. You're right.
Starting point is 01:05:31 I wonder why. I mean, now if that happened, I bet somebody would go grab a gun. But, I mean, they would... No duels. I would... Can you have a bad thing? Oh, geez. In the hallway at Mountain Pine?
Starting point is 01:05:41 Hey. I mean... Charlie. Let's do it. I challenge you to a duel at 305 after Home Act. God dang, man. That would be crazy. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:05:51 That never happened. It never happened. Let's go and talk to Nathan and Tampa, who was on the first. phone. Nathan, you're on the Bobbyone show. What's going on? Hey, good morning. Good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, so I was just listening about Lunchbox. I was calling the cops, and I thought maybe it'd be a funny bit one day for him to do a ride-aloff. I think we had talked about that at one point, but
Starting point is 01:06:15 lunchbox didn't, he was kind of scared. Yeah. No, no, I wasn't, I wasn't scared. It was going to be with the Williamson County with, what's that show that they used to, Live PD. Yeah, Live PD. But then Live PD got canceled, and I was like, I'm not going to be on TV at this point. But it can be an experience and you get to talk about it. Like, I think it'd be cool. You should do it. I mean, I think I should do it. I mean, it would be a lot of fun.
Starting point is 01:06:36 If you wrote along, but it needs to be at night. Oh, yeah. We want to go in the high crime area too. Yeah, right. You do not. What would you do? You'd be so scared. Let's say, you know.
Starting point is 01:06:47 I'd get on the phone. He's going to be calling. You're not getting this. No, no, no. You call 911 from the police car. No, no. No, no. Whenever we pull someone over, I'll be like,
Starting point is 01:06:56 sir, stick your hands out the window. Stick your hands. Drop the keys. Drop the keys. Now walk back towards my voice. Do not look, but just walk backwards through my voice. Hands on your head. Get on your knee.
Starting point is 01:07:07 And you think they would let you do that. That's what a ride-along is. You get to do the thing though? You're an active participant. Yeah. See, in the middle of that, he would be like, now go to your Instagram, follow radio lunchbox.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Listen to the store losers. After you get out of jail. They wouldn't trust you. Well, we'll see if we can figure that out. Yeah. Or if I, you know, like if we have to go on a bus, I would probably go around. the back door to make sure they don't jump out the window. I wouldn't go on the front door.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Why would you have to go in a bus? A bus. A bus. A bus. You got the house surrounded? I always take the back. He's sick. You don't understand. I remember. He's got sniffles. I would take the back. Because I wouldn't want to go on the front door. I thought he was pulling over a bus. And he's like, I'll take the back. He's congested. Okay. Thank you for your call. We appreciate that. Oh, no problem. Thank you. You guys take it easy. All right. See you later. Let's talk to Maria in Texas. Maria, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Morning studio.
Starting point is 01:08:00 Morning. I'm super stoked. I have been listening to you guys since probably 2005, I think when y'all were on 96-7. And I finally got through. I'm super stoked. I just wanted to see if you guys could do a shout out to my little brother. He's currently stationed in Italy.
Starting point is 01:08:18 And we were talking over the weekend, and he had mentioned how he listened to you guys on the podcast because their time zone is different. so I just want to see if you guys could give them a shout out well you can you're on right now so say what you'd like to say hey mark we miss you hope you're doing well over in Italy we get to talk to you often but I just want to
Starting point is 01:08:38 say we miss you and you're on the Bobby or hopefully you'll hear this on the Bobby Boe show yeah hopefully yeah hey thanks for serving too we appreciate you Mark thank you very much hey and thank you for the call hope you have a great day you too thanks all right goodbye I was watching a video on Twitter where I think it looked to me like it was either like a city hall meeting or like a school board meeting.
Starting point is 01:09:04 I think it was like a fancy school board meeting. And you know back in the day Bart Simpson used to call like the bar and be like, hey, Seymour Butts there? And Mo would be like, Butts, there are Seymour Butts here. Mike, did you cut out some of them that were way too bad? Yeah. Okay. Oh, there were some bad ones. Well, this school board meeting that happened in Richmond, Virginia last week is going viral because
Starting point is 01:09:26 Someone sent it a bunch of fake names of people who wanted to ask questions. Oh my gosh. And then a board member read them without realizing it was a prank. And again, there are some, we just can't play. Because I'll tell you the ones we can't play. Okay. I just do their first names. What?
Starting point is 01:09:41 I can't read them all fully. I'm sure we use these in middle school. The first one, this is the ones we can't play. His first name is S-U-K. Oh. So his name's like, S-U-N-N-U-K? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Okay. Um. No. I'm still trying to figure it out. Uh, the other, I can't even do it. I can't even do any other far ones. Is there a mic in there? No, but close one.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Okay, here we go. Here's 15 seconds of the other ones. I'm asking that you do not pass this policy in Virginia. Thank you so much, Ms. Thomas. We do appreciate you. Phil McCracken. Phil McCracken. Eileen Dover.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Eileen Duller. Wayne Kerr. Wayne Kerr. He's going through all of them. Oh, Wayne. Wanker. Oh, I actually, I was confused
Starting point is 01:10:33 of what that meant. I googled it. I leaned over. Like I. I leaned over. I mean, Phil McCracken's old school. The fact that you didn't recognize that one. Okay, how old are young?
Starting point is 01:10:43 Phil McRacken, that's like a legendary one. I don't get that one. Phil McCracken. Oh. Amy would have been the person reading these names. Oh, for sure. There's another one, Ophelia. What's the last name?
Starting point is 01:10:58 Well, that's what I can't tell you. I don't think you can say that one. You know that one, lunch? I watched the clip. And it's hilarious. Because the dude is so monotone on everyone, and he just looks up to see anybody raises their hand. They don't, and he just goes to the next one.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Do you think he knew? No, because he didn't smile. He didn't laugh. He had no person. He just really literally was just reading names down the list. But I'm kind of see him. Hey, old things are new again. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Let me see. You probably want to do it. Amy won't even get them. Yeah. Read the bottom one. The guy's name is Dawn. But don't read it out loud. I don't get that one, though.
Starting point is 01:11:30 I don't get it. I would say, okay, is Don. D. You're here. Now do you got it? Okay. I guess she gets it. Or did you get a different one?
Starting point is 01:11:44 They're written, though, in such a way where, yes, I would just read these because they look like real names. But then the Ophelia one is so funny. Okay, we're going to play a song. I want to see you. If Amy ever tells us we're 11 again, let's just play this club for her laughing at these names. Because you're 11. Funny.
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Starting point is 01:15:46 On Saturday and Sunday of this weekend, it's Bobby Fest. Throw in two festivals, one in New Brombles, Texas, one in Wichita, Kansas, and we've put up the entire lineups with what times everybody goes on if you go to Raging Idiots.com. So people want to know who wins this person playing. We have like 10 acts. So it's all up. Raging Idiots.com. Go and you'll see the shows. They hit that little eye for info and it's all there.
Starting point is 01:16:07 Get your tickets too. It's going to be an amazing weekend. Outdoor New Bromble's Texas. So if you live in Austin or San Antonio, although a guy yesterday tweeted me and I reposted it. He's driving 20 hours down to it. Oh, my gosh. You see that? Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:19 He's like, I've been trying to catch you guys live forever. You're not playing many shows. And so he showed it. It's 20 hours and 32 minutes. Y'all better put on one heck of a show. It's not just about us. Russell Dickerson, Maddie and Tay. They better put on good shows too.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Mostly them. Now, if you guys want to come this weekend, tickets at raging idiots.com, Wichita or Texas. Love to see you guys there. Michael Jordan's heavily used boxers are going up for sale. Heavily used. That's what it says. For at least 500 bucks. Like, if we had something like this, we could show it off to all of our guests.
Starting point is 01:16:53 Yeah. Like here? Yeah, I could set it up in the room, like, check it out. Come see this exhibit. Try it on. Mike, when does this go up? What's the price? 605.
Starting point is 01:17:06 Oh, that's not bad. Let's get it. $605? $605? Wait, we're going to buy underwear? Who's? What country artist's underwear could we show off in here? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:16 I got it. We put up like a clothes line of all the underwear that we collect. It's not bad. With names underneath? Like, remember Hard Rock? Yeah. Or, yeah. You have a guitar.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Who do you think? Easy. Garth Brooks. Garth's underwear. Tidy Whiteys. Okay. You think Garth wear's tidy witties? Yep.
Starting point is 01:17:31 What? No. I picture. I picture Garth is a boxer brief guy. I don't know. Just what I see. George Strad's boxers. Why do you say it's sexy though?
Starting point is 01:17:39 Yeah. These guys. What? He's like 70. And for sure, Tidy Whitey's. He's not 70. I said he's like 70, so I would imagine he's pretty close. He doesn't look 70.
Starting point is 01:17:51 What? George Shet. straight 69. Nice. See, he's not 70. Lunchbox? I wrote down Carrie Underwood. You can't do that. I mean, tell me. I would have said like Sam Hunt or somebody.
Starting point is 01:18:04 Yeah, well, that's Ray. Sorry. Yeah, Ray's in every morning. I walk in every morning and Ray's standing alone. Wearing him. Anyone seen the Sam Hunt boxers? You see like the line over top of Ray's jeans. Wait, who would you want? Did you say? I don't really want anyone. Michael Jordan's.
Starting point is 01:18:21 This was your idea. No, no, I'm not going to be creepy like that. No, no, I would say that I can understand why people would want these. Yeah. And if... I know, but pick an artist, Keith Urban. I mean, those would be good. I bet his would be...
Starting point is 01:18:34 Smell good. I bet his would be European. Oh, yes. Because you know, he only has the finest. Silk and small. What are you talking about? You know Keith Irvin is out of where it would be like... Stop!
Starting point is 01:18:42 Dines! What? Probably one of those like banana hammocky things. Okay. Oh, boy. Wow. So, yeah. That's our lineup.
Starting point is 01:18:52 If we played that game, like, see if you can guess the underwear they wear. But then we've got to ask them if that's what they wear. I know, I just don't want that. You should now work this into your interview questions. Like, so. I'm wearing Tommy John. Are you boxers or briefs? Does it ever wear Tommy Johns?
Starting point is 01:19:06 No. It's the greatest underwear ever. Yeah. What is that? What's so good about them? They feel good. Yeah. It would feel good.
Starting point is 01:19:14 That's not Tommy Hilfic. No, that's different. Yeah, yeah. It's not Tommy Bahama. Are those tidy Whitey's bones? Are they boxer brief? No, they're green. They're green boxer briefs.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Not the, okay. But I do. It's a great brand of underwear if anyone's looking for a good brand underwear. Okay. All right. All right, I think we've concluded this segment. That's all I end segments that are just like, I don't know how that got there. I think we've concluded this segment.
Starting point is 01:19:37 Well, it got there because are you going to buy the Michael Jordan ones? Well, not for $650. I don't think. You don't think? I don't think. No, I don't think so. I need to have them proved to me, too, when he wore them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:50 They authenticated. Yeah. I need to know that. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Cookville, Tennessee. A man led a police chase about through two counties, and he was like, how can I distract him?
Starting point is 01:20:04 Get him off my tail. So in the middle of the chase, he severed his own. Who-hoo. What? He chopped it off and threw it out the window. Why? He was trying to distract him. I don't think if I was a cop, I would be stopping because I saw a weenie out the window.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Oh, come on, both. How does that? No, I don't think if I don't even know if I would know what it was. that's true. Yeah. But if you did know what it was, you'd be hitting those brains. I still don't think I would. I don't think in any way that would make me stop chasing the guy.
Starting point is 01:20:31 But how is he not an excruciating pain? I'm sure he's on drugs or something. Had to be right. Oh, yeah. Good point. More than alcohol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like something we're just completely numbed out.
Starting point is 01:20:39 Some hallucinogen. No, yeah, yeah. Interesting why you pick that and not something else to distract. Because he's on drugs. You can't go with a finger though. Right. An ear. Maybe your hair.
Starting point is 01:20:50 And what happened at the end of the same? this? He got arrested and he had to be rushed to the hospital. Did they go back and find it doesn't say if they recovered the... Yeah. Because they can they can reattach. If quick enough. No way. Yeah, way. John Wayne Bobbitt, whatever his name was.
Starting point is 01:21:04 He got it back? Uh-huh. She's doing the field. Yeah, Lorena. Yeah. And so yes, it can be done. So we're going to spin the wheel next week. Okay. On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story
Starting point is 01:21:18 of the day. So guys in Dairy Queen. mad because they say hey you gotta wear a mask he goes I don't want to wear a mask and they say hey it's not our rule we here at this Dairy Queen don't make the rules but we have rules we have to follow and enforce and he says I don't don't want to wear a mask
Starting point is 01:21:37 and they say wear the mask and it goes back and forth until he finally decides to relieve himself on the counter oh wow it was all captured on camera and appears to show the man urinating on the counter following the altercation with the employees. Here's a clip from CTV News. That's the sound of workers at a dairy queen shrieking in horror as a disgruntled customer appears to urinate on the counter. In videos posted to Facebook, the man can be heard arguing with staff refusing to wear a mask.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Police say a man became verbally aggressive when staff asked him to put on a mask. He was asked to leave and did. When he came back and was asked to leave again, he relieved himself at the cash register. There are a lot of ways that I would consider being aggressive if I were an aggressive person. Which is, what are the ways? Yelling, taking a chair, kicking it, you know, dumping a table over.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Sure. In that situation, maybe pushing all the cooking machine things at once, get a little coke on the floor. I don't know. All those things come to my mind. But not just going, I'll show you and then peeing on everything. That's crazy. And like, what, when he disappeared for a little bit, he'd go chug water or something?
Starting point is 01:22:50 Oh, right. I'll show them. Go, go, go. Go. Go. They didn't arrest them That would be our reaction too though Right? Like, oh my God Like what do you do when someone starts peeing on the counter? Of course I'm trying to pee in right now
Starting point is 01:23:02 They're like, ah, what are you doing? Bobby be filming, but yeah Police have not made an arrest in the case But they're asking anyone with video of the incident To share it with investigators Well, they have video here on the Yeah, there it is I hope everybody has a good day
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