The Bobby Bones Show - Raymundo Asks Bobby For Personal Advice + Eddie Is Uncomfortable With A Show Member + Suspicious Car In Amy’s Neighborhood
Episode Date: September 1, 2021Raymundo is part of a wedding party that’s coming up in November. The only problem is that it’s in Mexico and he’s hesitant on spending a bunch of money on the trip and what he would do if he ne...eded to cancel. He asks Bobby for advice. Eddie reveals he is uncomfortable with something a show member is doing in the studio. Amy needs our thoughts on what she should do about a suspicious car that’s been parked in her neighborhood. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Wednesday
Morning Studio.
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Morning.
So I'm doing something.
We've been working on it for, man, a year now.
And it's all about vets, and it's all about service dogs.
And so I kind of want to start to show with that a little bit.
And so I'm going to play a little interview that I did with Andy, who was a vet, who, you know, now has a service dog.
Because we did a documentary.
I'm actually an executive producer on the documentary.
It's called Even Heroes Need Heroes.
And I would love for you to watch it.
It's next Wednesday.
It's not today, but next Wednesday, September 8th at 12.30 p.m.
on the Dog Chow YouTube channel.
You don't have to.
It's probably lunchtime.
Hopefully you have a little bit of time
during lunch to get on and watch this.
But I did want to play this interview
with Andy right now.
It's not super long,
but I think it's so informative
and I'm very proud of it.
So if you know me,
I've been working a long time
with vets and trying to get them therapy dogs.
And so I've been working very closely
with Dog Chow.
And I would encourage you to go check out
dogchow.com slash bones
because we did a documentary.
I'm one of the producers of the documentary.
and it's just how our vets need these dogs.
It's basically medicine after they go and they serve our country
and they come back and these service dogs are so important.
And I actually want to bring on Andy, who is a U.S. Navy vet.
Andy, how are you?
Pretty good.
Just a brief piece on Andy.
He served five years in the Navy.
He was diagnosed with PTSD.
He was recently paired with Storm.
And so I went up, spent some time with Andy,
and just talked about why he needed Storm.
So I'm going to ask you, Andy,
why is it important to have a service dog?
Man, it's so important to have a service dog
just to keep me living in the moment
and not stressed about things that are going on around me
and people behind me and such
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How has Storm your service dog helped you?
Oh, she pushes me every day
to get out of the house and not be stuck in a bad mindset
and not motivated to do anything.
You know, one of the things
that people ask me a lot is, well, why can't you just get everybody a service dog?
I'll ask you that because I know the answer to this too, but why aren't more veterans able to get
service dogs?
A few of the biggest reasons more veterans don't have service dogs is people really don't know
that it's a thing, which is crazy because the time that I've had with storm has just been
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I couldn't think of any better way to help myself.
And the cost.
The cost was huge.
I don't know any veterans that can just shell out the money for a service dog without the help of organizations like I had the opportunity to go through.
Over three million military veterans like Andy suffer from PTSD.
Service dogs are proven to reduce the severity of PTSD symptoms, but like 1% of people who need them get one.
And on this show as well, you know, we have raised a bunch of money to buy service dogs.
And they're like $20,000 each because of the training, because the amount of time you spend with them because of who has to do it.
And so I'm on a mission with Dog Chow to actually change that.
And I want to encourage people to go to dogchow.com slash bones.
And you can watch the documentary and you can learn how to help.
Andy, thank you for your service and thank you for sharing your story with us today.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Good to talk to you again.
There is, Andy.
The service talks, they're just so important.
For example, I'll just be quick here.
You know, some of these guys and girls come back and they can't sleep because they have nightmares constantly about what they saw while they were serving.
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it is now time to open up the mailbag
you send an email and we read it on the air
it's something we call
Bobby's Mailback, yeah.
Hello, Bobby.
My name is Courtney.
I'm 27 years old.
I am a huge crybaby.
Like seeing a cute cow in a field on the interstate kind of cry baby.
Anyways, I'm scared that when I read my vows at my wedding, I will not be able to compose myself.
Now I'm starting to wonder if we should even read our own vows because I feel like if I lose it,
maybe it won't get back on track.
Do you have any advice on how to control it?
Love the show, Courtney.
Well, this is a fear that I had.
And you know what?
I broke down a few times at my wedding, too.
The advice that I would give you is two parts.
One, do it.
Don't let you getting too emotional keep you from doing it
because what's making you emotional is why you're getting married.
So don't pull back from that.
And two, keep a Kleenex near.
Right when I was going to walk out, Kramer, who is our DJ,
who I've known for a long time, he goes,
hey, did you have a Kleenex or paper towel with you?
I was like, no, why he goes,
because you're going to cry and he said when he got married
no one told him and he's up there with just wet eyes and he was using a sleeve
so I took and I put some paper towels on my inside of my jacket
and then about five seconds clear and so I was wiping my eyes
so also again you're up there to be vulnerable
with the guy that you're going to marry who cares if you cry
cry forever and I say this is somebody who worried about the same thing
it's okay to cry I cried lunchbox cried at his wedding
did not yeah you did
No, did not.
Totally cried.
We all saw lunchbox cry.
We all saw me cry.
And you know what?
You guys don't think any less of us, do you?
No.
I think less of you.
But you cried too.
Nope.
If you guys can produce any evidence of me crying at my wedding with, I mean, all these camera phones and no one got a picture.
It was like 1973.
And we also didn't record on our phones.
The ceremony part.
Out of respect.
Exactly.
You're supposed to keep the phones down.
We're in a middle of a church.
It's a beautiful moment.
But for sure.
Who heard them cry?
Say aye.
Aye.
I mean, I saw him.
No, Ray wasn't even there.
Ray missed the wedding
because he was drinking.
Did he say I?
No.
Ray lowered his head so I wouldn't come to him.
Courtney, do your vows.
You're going to love after the fact that you did it.
Who cares if you cry?
And then just
if you don't have a place to put it at Kleenex or a paper towel,
have your fiancee slash about to be husband
put it in his pocket so he can give it to you once it's time to go.
Yeah, or your bridesmaid or something.
But maybe they don't have pockets, you know?
Sure.
bouquets stuff it in there
The crampet in the middle
The grandma would do that
Okay, that's what we have to say
Thank you for that email
Close it up
We've got your email
And we've read it on the air
Now it's time to close
Bobby's mail back
Yeah
So what's happening in your neighborhood?
Well there's a car
That's just kind of there
And nobody knows who it belongs to
So there's been talk of having a to
But I can't
I mean I'm not going to
It's not bothering me
and I feel really bad about just towing someone's car without them knowing.
But is it sitting somewhere? It shouldn't be sitting?
I mean, it's just there. It's like nobody can figure it out.
Like, I've been asked, hey, it's like a text.
Like, do you know who this car belongs to?
I'm like, no, not me.
Because I guess they're just making sure.
Like, is this someone that's staying with someone in the neighborhood?
Or did they drive through here and then they broke down and just stuck here?
Because it's there.
And I have a small neighborhood.
Nobody knows really what to do with it.
But I've been towed before.
And that's the worst feeling ever.
Yeah, but you probably got towed because you left it over a line or a park bad.
Yeah, I mean, I parked somewhere I was supposed to, but I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I was on a road trip.
Yeah.
I actually went to after I graduated from Texas A&M, we went back for something that was going on there.
Took a road trip, a bunch of friends from Austin.
I borrowed my dad's big SUV.
I guess it's bigger than I thought.
Parked it somewhere.
It got towed.
I woke up.
I thought it had been stolen.
Yeah.
And I was freaking out.
And this is back when then I had to go to, once I figured out it was towed, it was at the tow yard.
And then they only took cash.
And this back when I was like, I don't have an ATM.
How am I going to get cash my bank?
Like, I just didn't know how to, it was, it was a, if I still have trauma from it.
So I'm not going to be a part of towing this car from my neighborhood.
How long would you wait until you towed it?
I'm not going to, ever.
Ever.
It's not bothering me.
Oh, well, if it's right in front of my house, like, I want that thing.
No, but it's in front of somebody's house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, you got to think of that.
You got that thing out of there.
Once, I went out in the mall and I couldn't find my car.
It was gone.
Terrible feeling.
And I was like, oh, no.
And so I started calling the tow places and they didn't have it.
And I was like, okay, then it's been stolen, which is an even worse feeling.
I thought, oh, no.
So I went and sat on the bench.
Cried?
No, but it was like, what am I going to do?
Then realize I had parked on that spot the day before, but I was in a different spot at that time.
Oh, my gosh.
Parking garages are hard.
Who is?
I got towed, though, from a apartment complex because I was over the line a little bit.
And these tow trucks will drive around.
Oh, yeah.
Look for people.
mess around. So you're not going to call.
If it was in front of your house, what'd you call?
100% maybe. No, I would try
to find another way.
How long has it been there? I'd put signs up
around. I'd draw pictures.
Is this your car?
Why don't you do that?
Put up signs around town. In your neighborhood
with a little pill tags? That's not bad. If this is
your car called this number before it gets towed?
Obviously it doesn't belong to someone in my neighborhood.
I need to put them up like around town to be like,
is this your car? I just feel so bad for if what's
happen. How long would you wait, lunchbox? Are you towing it or no?
Look, you park in your driveway, so
I mean, if it's in front of my house, I'm calling it a week.
It's out. You give it a week in front of your house.
What kind of car is it? Is it a nice car?
No, it's like a normal car. Like a four-door sedan.
Yeah. I honestly, I'd have to pay attention if it's a,
it's like a, maybe a Nissan. Today's Wednesday.
Like an Ultima, like a lunchbox car.
Like a normal car. Yeah, normal car. Oh, so it's definitely broken down.
Yeah.
It's definitely would be in your name, right? Actually, lunchbox is it has been
running for years. Put a note on it.
This is the homework I would like to give you.
Oh, yeah.
Go and put a note on the car under the windshield.
And say, hey, if this is your car,
would you please let us know some of the neighbors are getting
concerned and may try to tow this?
That's the thing. I don't think someone's checking on it.
The guy, it needs to toes in.
Like, otherwise it would be gone.
Will you put a note on it, and then we'll check back in a week?
Okay.
We promise.
Or you could just tow it today.
Yeah.
Let me call them now.
No, I don't want to do that to
Somebody.
Put the note on and we'll check back in a week.
Getting your tow out of getting your car out of being towed, it's expensive.
Yeah. Yeah, it stinks.
And they're never nice to you because people are never nice to them.
Right.
So you walk up and they're just mean.
But I get it because people come in mean.
Yeah, they have to be on the defense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Tell me something good.
An Alabama woman was reunited with her missing dog after three years, thanks to the dog, being lured into another woman's car with corn dogs.
You can lure me into a car with corn dogs.
I do.
Well, how underrated are corn dogs?
I mean, they are so good.
Right?
Yeah.
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and they live about 300 miles away.
Got the dog back after three years and 300 miles.
That's awesome.
Because of corn dogs.
What's the role of this story?
Corn dogs rock.
Yeah, or keep corn dogs with you at all time.
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When you go to sleep, what do you do?
What, close my eyes?
You mean to get ready for sleep?
Yeah.
I, well, I normally watch a little something, and then I set my alarm,
and then once I'm done watching, I turn it off and roll over and go to sleep.
You go all dark?
I go all dark.
All dark, all quiet.
All dark, all quiet.
If I'm having to share a room with my kids and my son especially snores,
sound machine all the way.
but not typically alone.
Just to block your snoring sun out.
Yes, he's very loud.
I make the room dark and really cold.
Really cold.
A cave.
Yeah, the room's like 67.
Oh, man.
And then I turn the TV on the office.
And for some reason it goes off at night,
some reason it stays on until I wake up in the morning.
But I need that TV on.
I think because when I grew up, I didn't have a bedroom
and I had to sleep in the living room.
The TV was always on.
So experts say that a calming bedroom is best to fall asleep, obviously, but most people use a TV or a podcast to fall asleep.
The office for me is easy because I know what happens every scene, every episode.
It's comforting.
I don't have to wait and be like, oh, I wonder what happens.
A podcast I can't do because I have dreams about people.
I'll be dreaming about making out with Dak Shepard, if I'm not careful, if armchair experts on it.
You know what I just can't listen in my ears and, you know, consume and sleep.
But apparently most Americans go to sleep with something on, but they say that does bring on anxiety disorders.
That if you can shut everything down, lights, I get really anxious when it's really quiet in the bedroom.
But experts say if you can't shut your brain down at night, find a comforting sound that you're not wondering what's coming next, like you said.
Yeah.
Like a sound machine.
They have apps.
You can have it on your phone.
That's what I use, an app, and then it plays.
But my daughter's like super specific.
Like if we have to sleep together, she loves a sound machine, but she can only only.
only listen to a thunderstorm.
And she said that's comforting to her because in Haiti, like, that's familiar, thunderstorms,
rain.
But any other noise, she will not be able to sleep.
Because I like just the white noise, I guess is what they call it.
And she's like, no, I have to have a thunderstorm.
So sometimes you may have to, like, play around with it and figure out which noise works
for you.
Eddie, what do you do?
So my wife likes to sleep with lights on.
Not all the lights on.
Wow.
But at least a lamp.
And I hate it.
But it's a compromise that we do because I like.
like to sleep to the old movies, Turner Classic Movies channel.
You guys have a circus in your bedroom.
Getting rest? Yeah, so it's not dark
and it's not quiet. No. Lunchbox?
It is pitch black in our room. No sound machine, no nothing. Just
absolute silence, no TV. We don't have a TV in our room. So everything's off.
We give a little, and see you
later. Do you still share, but do you still not share covers?
No, we have different covers. Because she likes a big, heavy
comforter and I like a light blanket because I'm a sweater.
Oh, can you imagine?
And so we have two different blankets, and so, you know, she takes hers and I take mine.
We say goodnight, and that's it.
Lights out.
Basically what they're saying is, if you can't go all dark, all quiet, find a noise that is constant that you're not wondering what's coming next.
Because that is what's going to drive you crazy at night, because your brain is still working.
Do you guys try to do no screen time before bed?
Yes.
Yeah, I try.
But there's just, I mean, when else do I get it in?
Sometimes I do screen time during bed
I'd be like half awake
Let me look at my phone and see what's happened on Twitter
So
Oh you meant like social media screen time
Any screen time at all
TV phones sometimes I have three
What really drives Caitlin crazy is I'll have my phone
In my hand my computer or laptop behind it
And the TV on it
She's like you're going three screens
This is three screens at the same time
You're gonna go crazy
But there's your little PSA for today
If you need sound
Try to make it where you're not wondering
What the next sound is
That it's a constant sound
or a TV show that you've watched and seen every episode.
I'm struggling.
I have a sleep study coming up in December.
I cannot wait for you to do this.
I have a stomach thing on Friday.
Colonoscopy.
Well, no, not on Friday.
It's the one session before.
Okay, well, it's so correct.
Or they give you the medicine that you take that apparently crushes your insides, that kind of thing.
Cleans you out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, medically, I got a lot going on in the next few months.
We do all these contests on our website, and sometimes I just like to check in like we're going to do right now with Mary from South Carolina.
Mary, how are you?
I'm doing great.
It is so good to hear from you.
Now, you won the trip to Bobby Fest this weekend in Wichita, Kansas.
Is that true?
That is correct.
So tell me, walk me through this.
You hear us talking about it one day.
Do you just go on the website, Bobbybones.com?
I actually go through, like, the R. Heart channels and that, and sometimes on the actual,
website. I used both, and I got lucky. And so you just typed your name in, right, and said
submit, and that's it? With an email, too, usually. Yeah. And when they call you or email you,
do you think, wow, I cannot believe I just won this, or do you think it's a scam or what? Oh, no, no.
I was, I knew it was very exciting. So you're going to go a round trip out to the show. You're going to
do hotel, you get tickets, you got a meet and greet. Who are you meeting and greeting? Do they tell you
yet? I'm supposed to meet
in great Bobby Bowles. Okay, that's
what I think too, but sometimes
they'll be like, well, I'd rather mean Russell Dickerson.
So. Well, it would
be nice if I could meet some of the headliders
for sure. Well, we are the headliving.
You are, Bobby and Eddie. See, this is what's confusing, right?
Well, congratulations.
You won the trip. We can't wait to see you out this weekend. I guess we will
see you on Sunday, right? Yes.
And who are you bringing with you?
I'm bringing my husband.
Oh, that guy.
I'm just kidding. Hey, congratulations, Mary.
And this is just to show people that when we have these contests, you just have to go.
There's no trick to it.
You just submit your name and email and they randomly pick somebody and then we give you a trip, right, Mary?
Oh, it's for real. It's for real. And I am so pleased. Thank you so much.
You're welcome. We will see you this weekend on Sunday, September 5th in Wichita, Kansas at a place called Wave.
And you should get there early because it's two whole stages. It's going to be packed with music all day long, okay?
Awesome.
All right. Congratulations.
Bye, Mary.
Bye, bye.
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It's time for pick a bit.
We have three bits.
We let you guys pick which bit you like.
Ramundo needs advice, advice that I think a lot of people listen to the show could use.
lunchbox has a question advice about he wants it about his cousin
and then Amy's been up to something where she feels quite low
it's an activity where she goes I've hit a new low
Morgan you picked the Ray Bitt yep Eddie yeah I don't think we need to hear Ray's bit
I'm really interested in Amy's low thing and I want to I want to know what that is
hello what about me yeah I'm not interested advice for his cousin
I'm not interested by your cousin it is about a cousin yeah
It was about our relationship.
With your cousin?
Yes.
Who is that?
Okay, I'm going to go with
the Ray bit too.
Yay, that's what I wanted.
It's because I think it's time to do this bit.
All right, pick a bit.
Ray, we have selected your bit.
So go ahead and ask your question.
Yeah, so in November,
my buddy is getting married.
There's only one problem, though.
He's getting married in Mexico.
Are you going to go, mehi-ho?
He's going straight Guadalajara.
Oh, wow.
So he got me measured for a suit.
I'm in the wedding.
I'm a groomsman, which is cool.
I went to the mall.
That was really easily.
But he's coming at us and expecting us to get hotels, flights now with, I mean, kind of we're still in a pandemic, right?
But they're full on going to have this wedding.
And so I'm asking you the advice guy.
Hmm.
Do we really get flights in hotel or are we crazy right now in Mexico?
How important is this friend to you on a scale of one to 10?
He's my best friend.
He's my best friend.
He's a real friend.
I mean, that's pretty close.
People let me tell you about my best friend.
Okay, so here's what you do, first of all.
Especially when looking for trips a month, two, three months out right now when it's, who knows what's going to happen.
You get the flight, but you pay a little extra for the flight insurance.
It stinks to buy that because I don't often buy that.
But at a time when the insurance might be called upon, you can buy the flight insurance for just a little bit less.
Okay.
Cool.
It's a little bit more, but a little bit less than if you canceled and lost it all.
Right.
The hotel, you're just kind of up S Creek if you cancel.
But he's your best friend.
So I would say get the flight, get the travel insurance on the flight, which may cost you $60 or so.
And then the hotel, see if they have a cancellation policy.
Most times they do if you do it a week out, sometimes 48 hours out, if not.
But I would just plan to go.
All right.
That's my advice.
Does anyone have any advice contradictory to that?
No, I mean, I was just worried about the overall safety risk.
Like, COVID aside, it's like Mexico, but I looked up Guadalajara's risk, you know, there.
And overall, it says medium.
So at least isn't a high.
Right down the middle?
Medium?
Yeah.
I don't even like medium.
Yeah.
And that's considering all types of crime, the drug-related robbery, potter part theft.
You know, if you're a worried tourist, that's what you have.
Are you a worried tourist?
No.
Okay.
If you're only worried about COVID, hey, have about it, buddy.
Yeah, go for it.
Well, and then I come back to the States,
and I got a chilling quarantine for 14 days, maybe.
Well, not unless you get it.
Then I don't get to celebrate Christmas with my family.
Okay, now it's spiral.
Hey, spiraling.
Abort Mish, any spiraling?
You know, you can't, if you have COVID,
they won't let you leave.
Right.
You'll be, you'll stay there in quarantine.
You're going to be stuck in medium risk.
You're going to be part of Hara.
I mean, I think it's special.
It's your best friend.
You should try to do it.
And like Bobby said, and I'll just throw out there, too.
A lot of airlines with how I'll
travel has been so crazy.
They're now waiving the fees, so maybe you don't even have to buy the insurance.
I would just check with the airline, and you should be good.
Cool.
All right, go at it.
Thanks, y'all.
Attack it. You're welcome.
There he is.
Ray Mundo.
He wins pick a bit and he gets advice.
But if some airlines don't give insurance, some airlines will only give you credit
for another flight.
Sometimes you need the money.
That travel insurance is good there in that case.
Good point.
All right, there you go.
Thank you.
An NBC news segment was cut off after
somebody lives in Mississippi
violently confronted
an NBC news correspondent
during a live report
of Hurricane Ida.
Oh, no.
Here is a clip.
So they're going to go ahead
and do that survey
to make sure that they're okay.
Craig, I'm going to toss it back
because we have a person who
needs a little help right now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We're going to check in with Shack Brewster
just to make sure all is well.
I like how the guy in the main building is going,
Hey, yeah, far, far away.
There used to be a thing where you would see a reporter doing a live shot and you get behind.
So fun.
It's not really a thing anymore because I don't think the news in that capacity is a thing anymore.
You know, you get the news in different ways now than just watching it at 6 or 10.
You watch it on your phone.
I still watch videos from ABC, NBC, everything.
But I just don't watch it live anymore.
and when it's not live,
somebody does that, you can just stop, shoot it again.
That's right.
I got to imagine Eddie, when you weren't in news,
you had to stop people all the time
doing idiot, stuff like that.
A couple times, and I was the camera guy,
so I'd have to, like, as soon as I saw someone
already thinking about it,
I would run from behind the camera and be like,
whoa, whoa, whoa, just stop for a second.
Like, don't do this.
And they're like, all right, okay, for the most part.
But only one guy got through,
and he said something, like,
you're beautiful to the reporter and then took off.
Yeah, so you kind of just like,
oh, that's funny.
Yes, but they,
don't stick her around to like figure out what's going to happen afterwards.
There was a news anchor and she was in Arkansas, but I think she had moved away.
Her name was Don Scott.
But I remember looking at a shot and she had her microphone and she was like,
oh, it's Don Scott reporting and this guy butt naked runs behind her.
And it just runs right by her.
Oh man.
Like he like streaked the news shot, a butt naked frontal.
Hilarious.
Oh.
I laughed.
Okay.
That's gutsy.
Whoa.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Okay, Bobby, when you met Caitlin.
Was it love at first sight?
Or did it take time?
I don't believe in love at first sight
because I don't believe that love
what I know now is love can be had in an instant.
Okay.
Good answer.
I thought she was hot and I was like,
sure would like to make out with her.
But I don't believe that what I have now
can be had in an instant.
Oh, well, more than half of Americans believe
in love at first sight and that it can happen.
No, they have, wow, that person's hot in first sight,
and then it works out.
And they called it love at first sight.
Right, because it worked out.
Because they never go, I'd love at first sight,
but we went on one date and it failed.
Yeah, no.
What was it that made you realize you were in love?
We only have a couple minutes.
I know.
Oh, yeah, you did this in your valves, right?
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one, yeah.
I don't want to make you cry.
So a flying car completed a 35-minute test flight between two cities.
What I think is super cool?
Like, listen, this car can transform from flying to driving on the ground
in three minutes or less.
I know.
If I saw that, though, and they didn't tell me,
I'd have been one of those people
thinking this on alien space show.
Yeah.
It's powered by a BMW engine,
and then it comes with a fixed propeller.
So, doop, do, do, do, do.
Flying, land,
took everything away, drive off.
What?
I thought I'd seen it all
when I saw a thing driving
and then go in the water,
one of those boat.
Oh, yeah, the duck boats.
I thought I'd seen it all then.
They just leveled up.
Yeah, I know.
All right, what else?
So I saw two articles recently talking about, you know, if country artists weren't singing,
what would they be doing?
And like Tim McGraw was saying how he was going to go to law school and probably be a lawyer.
But then he picked up the guitar and realized, wow, okay, this is awesome.
And then Thomas Rett might be interested in getting into real estate.
I would probably have started a real estate company.
I honestly thought about getting my real estate license this year.
I'm not kidding.
I mean, I had time to do it.
And I've got a bunch of buddies that do it now.
And I love the whole art of going in and getting somebody to really love a home enough to buy it.
So maybe in about 15 years that's what I'll do.
Can you imagine your show up to a showing and Thomas Rutz like, and this is three bedrooms too bad?
Listen, I bet he wouldn't be showing no three bedroom too bad.
He's going to be showing like Reba's house that she just, you know, mansions or commercial property.
Yeah, good point.
Right. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
There's this 10-year-old girl, Alia Wilson,
and she looks forward to riding her bike every day,
especially when she gets home from school.
And she left her bike on the porch overnight, busy day.
She forgot about it.
Bike was stolen.
So then the mom took to Facebook just in an effort to maybe spread the word
so they could hopefully get the bike back.
Well, a neighbor saw the Facebook post and was like,
you know what, I haven't seen the bike,
but we're going to do one better and just go buy her.
a brand new bike, and they anonymously went and dropped it on their front yard with a helmet
and a lock so that they could lock it up, so this one hopefully won't get stolen.
And they have no idea who it came from.
Oh, they don't know still?
No, they said that they have a message for the anonymous do-gooder.
Thank you so much.
That was really thoughtful of you.
That's really cool.
Good for them.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny.
The Morning Corny.
How do you deal with a sad astronaut?
How do you deal with a sad astronaut?
Just give him some space.
Nice.
That was the Morning Corny.
Your top three songs in country music this week.
At number three, Justin Moore, we didn't have much.
At number two, Lainey Wilson, things a man ought to know.
Yeah, I know a few things
A man ought to know
And at number one, Luke Bryan waves
Fun fact, written by Ryan Hurd
Oh wow
Artist Ryan Hurd
Songwriter Ryan Hurd
Husband, Ryan Hurd
Of Marin Morris, husband Ryan Hurd
Yeah, congratulations to Luke Brian
With his one millionth number one
Look, that's actually
Oh yeah, accurate
It's just one millionth
The number one pop song is Olivia Rodriguez
Good for you
And the number one dance song is from Sigrid.
It's called Mirror.
I'm pretty positive song.
Yeah, I like.
First I was like, I don't know if this is, oh, I feel good.
Yeah.
Okay, I was like, it feels a little too European.
Oh, no, I feel good.
Those are your number ones right there.
Would you like to live to be 130?
If my quality of life is that of 80.
I'd love it.
I would.
There's a song that expresses how I feel.
I want to live.
Forever.
I want to live forever.
But what body do you want to be in?
I don't care.
Switch me up.
Okay.
Change me out.
This one gets old.
Well, that's not a bad idea.
Well, okay.
Yeah, I'll keep living too.
They say the number of people who live to be past 100 is rapidly rising right now.
Wow.
But that by the end of the century, we're in 2021 right now, by 21, wait, by 2200, but no, wait, by 2100.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crazy.
By 2100, they think that people will live to be 130.
Wow.
That's a lot.
I've been born a little later and getting on that action.
But again, back when the caveman was rocking, they were dying like 27.
Yeah.
Thinking they lived a long full life.
Sometimes I'll look at a fly and go, you're only alive for a day or a day and a half.
And does the fly go, my day is so short?
No, the fly just knows how long its life is and then dies.
It's really sad.
Wow, I didn't realize that.
I think about that a lot.
Too much every time I see a fly.
In good news,
Cobra Kai has been renewed for a fifth season,
even though four doesn't start until December.
Do you guys watch Cobra Kai?
No, but you do.
Yeah, it's cheesy, but I think I'm going to start.
That is cheesy, but people like it, is manifest.
Oh, I watched the first season of that, Bones.
You watched the whole season?
Yes, the first season.
You're not into it?
No, and my wife's still into it.
She loves it, but I've bailed out.
Is it like Lost?
It's like Lost in the whole form of,
airplane crash. That's it.
So this is what I've heard. They go,
they're on a plane, they land, and it's five years later.
And they're, they think it's normal.
Yep, but they're like, no, it's five years later.
They've been missing for five years.
But they don't know they've been missing. They don't know that.
Oh, but did they go back and forth in the times?
What? No, no, no. It goes back to
to now modern day, but they've been like,
what, we just got back, but everyone's like, no, you've been
missing for five years.
What if it was just a joke they played on a plane landing?
All right, everybody acted like we've seen him in five years.
Yeah.
So I've been thinking about Manifest.
Concept is crazy.
Storyline got a little whacked after a while.
I'm like, now I'm out.
I'm going to give it a try anyway.
Do it.
So Cobra Kai, like, Manifest I like.
You haven't tried it yet.
Kobe Kai?
I do like Cobbac.
No.
Manifest.
I like it until I don't.
I'm going to try it.
That's why I have to approach these shows.
Like, I try to convince you to watch certain things that are awesome and you're like...
Name a show.
Oh, well, it took me working through Caitlin to get you to finally watch Yellowstone.
Yeah, that's great.
Also...
Okay, that's just one example.
I like Ted Lassau.
Can't wait for that.
But Yellowstone's back in November.
There's another succession.
You know which one I'm trying because of you?
And I just don't know if I'm going to keep going.
It's five perfect strangers.
Nine.
But there's only four episodes.
And I'm telling you it took me three and a half to go like,
this is it.
In a land where there are billions of TV shows,
I don't know if I want to spend time on this one anymore.
The thing is you just don't give up on Nicole Kidman.
You know what's going to happen.
There's one thing I learned in life.
Never give up on Nicole.
You got me there.
Like, name a bad project.
You can't.
Not in the last 10, 15 years.
Nope.
So I trusted her and you know what?
It paid off.
Okay.
I get, hey, Keith Arbin, I get it, buddy.
I get it, Keith.
So Amy sent in an idea for a game.
She said, how about, without name in the show,
you do a quote that gives it away, we have to guess the show.
And then she wrote, for example, that's what she said,
friends.
Sometimes I mean, you know, I just, you know, I just.
type too fast.
So, if it would have been,
that's what she said. That's what she said.
That would be the office.
If you miss one, you're out.
Okay.
So Amy's out.
Is Amy's out.
With my example.
All right, here is the first one.
Are you doing?
Are you doing?
Can you name that one?
Okay.
Pins up when you got it.
Got it.
Everybody on the count of three?
One, two, three?
Friends.
Good.
Here's the second one.
You got it dude
Okay, all right everybody's up
One, two, three
Full House
Nice, third one
Did I do that?
Did I do that?
And I do now
Everybody feel strongly?
Oh yes
Eventually we'll get off doing it all together, but I feel like the softballs
One, two, three
Family Matters.
Nice
I was wrote Urkel.
Here's the last one we're going to do as a group
because I think you'll all get it.
Here we go.
Not so for you.
No so for you!
What TV show is that?
One, two, three?
Sign Filed.
All right, from here out, write your answers down.
We'll go to you one by one.
Oh, boy.
Here is the next TV catchphrase.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
Oh.
Oh.
Amy?
Blossom.
Lunchbox?
Blossom.
Eddie?
Blossom.
Nice. You're all in.
Next up
Could I be wearing any more clothes
Could I be wearing any more clothes
Okay
What
Very famous scene in a show
Could I be wearing any more clothes
Could I be wearing any more clothes
I was like someone but
Everybody in?
In
In.
It was a scene where he was wearing all of his friends clothes
Amy
Friends
Lunchbox
Friends, you tricked me, dude
Lunchbox
What's your name?
Eddie.
Yeah, and that's friends, and you tricked me, dude.
We already had friends, so I heard the guy's voice, and I was like,
is he on a different TV show?
I know.
We never do that, though.
Next up.
It's going to be legend.
Wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy.
What?
Legendary, that's funny.
It's going to be legend.
Wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy.
I mean, I'm guessing.
Oh.
Amy?
Big Bang Theory?
Lunchbox?
It is how I met your mother.
Eddie?
I did Big Bang Theory.
That's why you said, yep, when she said it.
What?
That's why you said, yep, when she said it.
It is how I met your mother, isn't it?
It is how I met your mother.
Woo!
And that's a game.
That's how we do it.
That's game time.
That's how we do it.
Barney.
Woo!
Thank you, Barney.
Lunchbox.
winter, you can run through the rest of them. Oh, I would love to.
I would love to, Bobby.
Here we go. Winter is coming.
That is your show,
the Game of Thrones. Correct.
Cut it out.
That's full house.
Hey, he tricked you on that. Correct.
Here we go. You know what the happiest animal on earth is?
It's a goldfish. You know why?
Got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam.
Yeah.
It's easy. Ted Lassow.
Correct. Two more.
I am the one who knocks.
What?
I am the one who knocks.
Walking dead.
No.
Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And finally.
Are you ready, kids?
I can't hear you.
Oh.
Spunk Bob.
There it is.
There's my winner.
Play a song.
And they stay down.
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More than 40% of Americans now believe that some of these UFO sightings are alien spacecraft.
Oh, because they've come out and said stuff.
Who?
And the government saying stuff?
The government has not denied stuff.
Right.
More than said stuff.
But that's all that people needed.
The survey says 41% of respondents believe that some UFOs involve alien spacecraft.
My personal feeling is that the spacecrafts that we've been seeing are not aliens.
I don't believe that any of them are.
But here's why.
I believe if there was something so technologically advanced, we'd have no idea.
We wouldn't see it if they didn't want us to see them.
There are certain things that the cones in our eyes cannot see.
There are certain sounds our ears cannot hear that animals can do both.
If they were so advanced, they didn't want us to see, we wouldn't see a little grainy pictures over the ocean.
Personal feeling.
You thought about this.
A lot.
I'm talking about it like every two weeks on the show too.
Any of those spaceships have aliens in it maybe?
If you had to pick, money on the...
They say, here's 100 bucks, bet it.
Oh, $100?
No, I'm not.
Oh, but more.
Okay, $10,000.
No, no more.
No, I'm not.
Lunchbox?
No, there is no stupid aliens in these machines.
I'm not saying that.
No, there's not.
You guys are ridiculous.
Eddie?
Why not?
Let's give it a shot.
I don't want to close my eyes to all that.
Maybe.
In June, the Pentagon report offered no explanation for 140 of the 144 UAP observations.
Wow.
Which UAP is basically UFO, but it's unidentified aerial phenomenon.
They're just switching it up so we don't go, UFO.
They got us.
I put a hondo on that.
That there were?
Yeah, would you?
Let it ride?
I'd go no.
And none of those.
I don't think there was any sort of aliens.
But I'm not against the idea of it.
Me neither, but...
Somebody came to me and said they feel uncomfortable in the room.
Would that person please raise their hand?
Or would that person make a cow noise?
Mooh.
Oh, is Eddie?
Is Eddie?
Mooh.
Is it Eddie and that's like...
Eddie, go ahead.
Well, guys, like, you know, we just worry in times like this.
If anyone's sick, you start, there's a little bit of concern that grows.
And lunchbox lately has been sniffing a lot.
And he's saying like, oh,
everything's fine, but he does that a lot.
And then he's really, really close to me.
And I just feel like with Bobby's rule, see, you're trying to touch me.
What's up, dude?
And with Bobby's rule of like, hey, if you don't feel good, don't come in.
I feel like he's not respecting how others feel in here.
And he's making me feel a little uncomfortable.
Which that rule was pre-COVID, by the way.
Yeah.
But now especially COVID.
Anything you want to say back?
I feel fine, man.
But, I mean, yeah, there's a little bit of runage that comes out of my nose every now and then.
I got a Kleenex.
I dab it.
You know what I mean?
We're good to go.
I feel great.
Look great.
No COVID.
No COVID.
I went and got to test a few days ago.
Are you irritated that Eddie came to me about that?
I mean, look, Eddie's always looking trying to get me in trouble because he wants to take the shine off me.
Take the shine.
Should I bring the fact that you came to me about Amy about two weeks ago?
I was going to if you weren't.
Both of them did.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, yeah.
When the mirror gets held up in front of you, it's story changes a little bit.
That was anonymous and you said you were not going to.
reveal that one. I thought we revealed it. Yeah.
There was no revealing of any. You don't even have to reveal.
I know who it comes from. There's a difference
between and
I don't know. I mean, her cough was, I mean, scary.
And we all, everybody's eyes were like,
whoa. But it was so scary that I went and got a COVID test
and I was negative. And you're negative. Yeah, I'm negative too.
Eddie, rest assured. I asked him if you can take another one.
Just in case, because you never know when that positive
occurs. Or if he really did it. Right. Or he did. You don't know
if he did. I'll tell you what, though, yesterday.
he, like, touched me.
He was like,
he was like,
messing with me, and he touched my arm. I immediately went to the bathroom and washed my arms. What? You can never be too safe. Oh, my God. I would have done that with him anyway. Well, I know, I know. But he's done it again. Everybody's good. We're all tough. All right. Everybody relight. For now on, go to scuba, Steve, about this stuff. Not you? Yeah. Okay. I don't care. I'm good. I'm good. You guys just keep yourself healthy. Go home if you don't feel good. I feel good. I feel great. Thank you. I'm glad you here. You sound terrible. It's time for the good news.
Tell me something good.
Five-year-old Adeline is at home with her mom when her mom had a stroke.
Only problem is Adeline doesn't know what to do.
She gets a hold of mom's phone and somehow calls her dad at work.
He doesn't answer and she leaves a voicemail and says,
Hey, dad, mom needs help getting up.
Can you please get home quick?
We need your help.
He hears the voicemail, calls 911, ambulance comes to the house and saves the mom.
Wow.
Five-year-old girl.
Five-year-old girl.
New to call dad and say, hey, mom needs help.
Eddie, walk me through how old all your kids are.
I have, starting from the bottom, two, six, seven, 13.
How many of them would have done that?
None.
No, that's not true.
That's not your 13 year old for sure, would it?
I mean, maybe.
I don't know.
I mean, it's just, they're just kind of like so spacey.
I would say all of them have the same kind of feel, personality feel.
They're a little spacey, so I don't know if anyone would really do it.
Your 13 year old, though, is a super smart kid.
Yes, he is, but he's spacey.
At what age do kids learn 9.
I would imagine kindergarten time.
We have it written in our refrigerator.
I just don't know if they can get to that level of like, hey, hold on.
I think that number's in the refrigerator.
Let me do it.
And what days did you start calling 911 regularly, Lunchbox?
Oh, man.
Lunchbox in 911, it's like cheers when he calls.
They're like, hey, lunchbox.
There are you.
We know you.
I'd say in the last five years, I've really ramped up my 911 ability.
You like it, huh?
It's a lot of fun.
It's excitement to be.
It's like on TV.
You're in the moment.
You're like, this is what.
it's all about. It's a rush. It is. Like your adrenaline starts going like, I'm about to be a
hero. And how has that turned out? Hero wise. It's been pretty good. I've gotten a lot of recognition
from you guys telling me I call it too much and tell me, but then you did give me credit for calling
the right time the last time. How many times of the last 10 you called? Have we said, hey, that's the
right reason to call 911. I think two. Two. Oh, man. But I'm always on the lookout.
Hey, great story, though. That's what it's all about.
was tell me something good.
Let's go over and do the news.
Come on.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
A South Carolina man won a $200,000 prize from a lottery drawing,
thanks to a set of numbers that he wrote down from a TV show.
Oh, amazing.
The South Carolina Education Lottery said that the winner
purchased a cash five ticket, had all the numbers.
He said he saw him on TV.
And it was one of those where the person on TV plays a lottery and writes the numbers down.
He goes, heck, why not?
Played him, hit for almost a quarter million dollars.
Love it.
Oh, that's amazing.
A woman who had no idea she was pregnant
got the shock of her life when she went into labor
while out for drinks with her friends.
Crazy.
She started having cramps,
and the pain was so intense.
She went to the hospital.
She was like, it hurts, what's happening?
And they said, well, funny you should ask.
I don't know if they said it like that.
That probably didn't.
But yeah, she had a baby.
Oh, my goodness.
And she was drinking.
alcohol. The 23-year-old
delivered a daughter, Willow, a few hours
later, despite not knowing that Willow was
on the way. And they're both doing well.
Yeah, but she was drinking alcohol and not knowing that she
shouldn't drink alcohol. That's what happened to my friend from
college. She drank and
maybe some other things.
Like, I don't know is what I heard.
And then she was worried.
I mean, you could have just said drinking
and we got the same effect.
Well, so that's legal now. But
she ended up going
going the bathroom and then the baby came out. She
delivered it herself.
Oh my goodness.
She did not know she was pregnant, so she was just living like her young 20s lifestyle,
and boom, there came the baby.
Even though this woman did not have any prenatal care, the baby was born healthy,
weighed six pounds one ounce, and they all good.
It's, uh, wow.
I just don't know how you cannot know you have a baby in there.
So that was the question I asked to.
And so I read the article a little more.
She said that she chalked up the few extra pounds to COVID.
Oh.
Because she didn't put on a lot
She never experienced pregnancy symptoms
She had a heartburn
A little bit
But heck, who doesn't
Yeah, now they have pepperoni pizza sometimes
Priloseek
No, I carry Tom's in my bag now
But like my friend
She told me it was because her uterus is really
Set far back
So it's like the baby was growing inside
But it wasn't protruding as far
Because the uterus was set further back
But I'm like well there's only so far back
A uterus can go
Is that true?
Amy's like calling her friend out
She's like she's drinking
Doing other stuff
I think she robbed a bank
She starts
No not bad stuff
It wasn't bad
She was being a normal
22 year old
She ran guns from Mexico
To
We're like wait no no
None of this matters Amy
Sorry
All right finally
What started as a fun idea
Ended up
Utah family
Upside down life
Donna and Vaner Johnson
Decided to buy a DNA
testing kit for a bit of fun
Only to get a
devastating result months later.
When the DNA test came back,
Vanner learned he's not the biological father of their 12-year-old son.
Oh, boy.
Oh.
Now you ask, was she cheating, right?
That's where my mind goes.
Yes.
That's not the case.
This makes it, I wouldn't say worse, but different.
Their son was born at an IVF clinic,
and apparently there was some kind of mix-up at the clinic
that meant Donna's egg had to be fertilized by someone else's, not his.
Oh my gosh.
They're shocked by the results because I too go,
ooh, Jerry, Jerry.
You know, she must have cheated.
But that's not what happened.
They did it the right way.
The lab messed up.
Oh, my goodness.
Lawsuit.
You have to wonder, yeah, if like someone in the lab 12 years ago is like,
oopsie.
Okay, well, just don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
Johnson, if you say anything, I'm going to kill you.
Yeah, it's fine.
We're fine.
But then now 12 years later, all these DNA kits are super popular.
And they're like, oh, shit.
walked in this lab now. She goes, hey, my friend, I don't say anything. The same friend.
I mean, what in the world? I mean, either it's an accident that nobody knew about, honest,
honest mistake, or it's an accident where they're like, ha, no one will ever figure it out.
That's tough because I think, too, if you're him and you look at it and you go, wait, this is not my baby?
Well, but I guess if they knew it was IVF, but I just think immediately you would go, I got cheated on.
Yeah. But that wasn't the case at all. Somebody in the lab messed up 12 years ago. That's the news.
Thank you.
Days. Stories.
Stephanie in South Carolina,
you are on the Bobby Bone Show. What's up, Stephanie?
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
So I was babysitting my friend's children.
I had a four-year-old and two toddlers,
and I dropped a spaghetti jar on the floor
and ended up cutting my foot. I had a two-inch dash.
And the four-year-old's freaking out.
One toddler's in the high chair,
but my son, who was 19 months old, I was able to get him to get me my phone from the living room
so I could call my husband and call the children's mother to get them to come because I needed to go to the emergency room.
So you're 19 months old, had the capability to go and help you get out of the situation?
Yes.
That's awesome.
We were talking earlier about five-year-old, a four-year-old.
At what age can kids start to go, oh, I need to call 911, I need to help.
and at 19 months your kid did that.
Yes. I mean, he couldn't call anybody, but I was able to say, you know, hey, go get me my phone.
I need you to get my phone.
And he was able to get it and bring it to me.
Oh, well, that's easy.
Well, you don't need my advice on this.
But if I would change the story to, he called to.
Right.
Oh, come on.
He went, he called.
He talked to the dispatch.
There's just a lot of places you can go.
Directed them to the house.
Yeah, when they arrived, he was at the front door going, okay, mommy's here.
but no, I thank you for sharing that story.
We really appreciate that.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Lunchbox almost had to call 911 again yesterday.
No, he did not.
I swear to you.
Here we go.
Almost though.
I mean, so close.
So I'm driving and it's like a loop-de-loo where you're coming from the frontage road
and it's a loop-de-loo to get up on the highway.
And the car in front of me is going around the loop, loop, and I don't know if he hit a puddle or what
because it was raining, slid into the grass to the right-hand side.
and I'm like, oh no, what am I going to do?
So I immediately pull over and I whip up the phone and I hit 9-1.
And then the car just continues to drive all the way down in the embankment and gets back on the frontage road.
Oh, so he was fine.
He was fine.
But I was that close to being a hero.
If I were you, I just would have been, I just would have pressed it.
I mean, he likes to do this.
So then you could have been like, just in case.
But nothing actually happened to the guy.
Right.
There was no emergency.
he was in trouble, but he was okay.
I thought maybe he fell asleep at the wheel or something
when he went sliding into the grass,
but literally took his, and he had an ultimate like mine,
and he drove it straight down the embankment.
You love calling 911, don't you?
I just like to be Johnny on the spot, man,
and I was there for that guy, but he didn't need me.
Do you drive around sometimes just looking for somebody to help?
Like a hero of a hero?
Absolutely.
I mean, if they're driving over there with a flat tire,
oh yeah, I need to call 911.
For the flat tire.
Why not, right?
Guys, don't listen to him.
Do not call 911 unless it is an emergency.
There's a 411.
311.
311.
A lot of places, there's a 311.
There's every way other than 911 unless it's an emergency.
Yes, but when I call it, it's an emergency.
Except for that one time they told me that it wasn't an emergency because someone just broke into a car.
San Francisco is paying select people $300 bucks a month not to shoot anyone.
Oh.
Or be shot themselves.
The program will be called the Dreamkeeper Fellowship.
Though likely to be dubbed cash for criminals in the media,
they think there's going to be a whole new name for it.
It'll pay $300 a month to people to avoid gun incidents.
Okay, so, but I'm wondering how this plays out.
Like, are you, you just go to the police and you're like,
I was about to shoot some money, but I didn't.
So.
Yeah, are you randomly selected?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Or like, I would just, if I wanted to make money,
I would just pull my gun out and be like, I'm going to shoot.
And then be like, you got to convince me not.
And then I'll be like, okay.
Show me the money.
Okay, never mind.
I'm not going to shoot.
Pay me.
It's called the Dreamkeeper Fellowship.
And it's born from data that shows more than half of all San Francisco gun killings
involve the same 12 criminal groups and gangs.
Okay.
The idea is to target those at high risk of being on either end of the shooting with a $300
monthly payment.
So you've got to approach the killer and be like, hey, man, I know you've shot people
before, but here's a job.
I'm not sure how that part of it works.
Or maybe they go to those communities in these 12 groups or whatever.
And it's like, hey, if we have no gun related incidents,
with your group, then you're going to get paid.
That's kind of cool.
That's the only way I could see it could work, but...
Your idea, too, if someone has a gun, I need the money.
I was thinking about doing this.
I almost shot somebody, pay me.
It's while, you know, I grew up in an area where everybody had guns.
We never had gun crime.
They had guns, but no one was shooting.
Everybody had guns.
We would go to, and again, if there's a 22-year-old,
you're going to be like, okay, here's an old man,
a 41 year old Bobby talking.
But we would go to school and we would have guns in our cars and trucks because we would
go hunting after school or in the middle of the day or they were underneath the seat.
They were sometimes in the gun rack.
I didn't have a truck.
I had an old Subaru.
But some people would have it hanging in their truck.
The gun racks.
I mean, it's a rural town in Arkansas.
Just park it there.
We never had any gun crime.
And there are probably a lot of like fist fights, right?
No one thought about, hey, I'm going to shoot you.
That's a good point too.
Yeah.
Right?
There are guns like two feet away.
You're right.
I wonder why.
I mean, now if that happened, I bet somebody would go grab a gun.
But, I mean, they would...
No duels.
I would...
Can you have a bad thing?
Oh, geez.
In the hallway at Mountain Pine?
Hey.
I mean...
Charlie.
Let's do it.
I challenge you to a duel at 305 after Home Act.
God dang, man.
That would be crazy.
Oh, my gosh.
That never happened.
It never happened.
Let's go and talk to Nathan and Tampa,
who was on the first.
phone. Nathan, you're on the Bobbyone show. What's going on?
Hey, good morning. Good morning, studio. Morning.
Hey, so I was just listening about Lunchbox. I was calling the cops, and I thought maybe it'd be a
funny bit one day for him to do a ride-aloff. I think we had talked about that at one point, but
lunchbox didn't, he was kind of scared. Yeah. No, no, I wasn't, I wasn't scared. It was going to be
with the Williamson County with, what's that show that they used to, Live PD. Yeah, Live PD. But then
Live PD got canceled, and I was like, I'm not going to be on TV at this point.
But it can be an experience and you get to talk about it.
Like, I think it'd be cool.
You should do it.
I mean, I think I should do it.
I mean, it would be a lot of fun.
If you wrote along, but it needs to be at night.
Oh, yeah.
We want to go in the high crime area too.
Yeah, right.
You do not.
What would you do?
You'd be so scared.
Let's say, you know.
I'd get on the phone.
He's going to be calling.
You're not getting this.
No, no, no.
You call 911 from the police car.
No, no.
No, no.
Whenever we pull someone over, I'll be like,
sir, stick your hands out the window.
Stick your hands.
Drop the keys.
Drop the keys.
Now walk back towards my voice.
Do not look, but just walk backwards through my voice.
Hands on your head.
Get on your knee.
And you think they would let you do that.
That's what a ride-along is.
You get to do the thing though?
You're an active participant.
Yeah.
See, in the middle of that, he would be like,
now go to your Instagram,
follow radio lunchbox.
Listen to the store losers.
After you get out of jail.
They wouldn't trust you.
Well, we'll see if we can figure that out.
Yeah.
Or if I, you know, like if we have to go on a bus,
I would probably go around.
the back door to make sure they don't jump out the window. I wouldn't go on the front door.
Why would you have to go in a bus? A bus. A bus. A bus.
You got the house surrounded? I always take the back. He's sick. You don't understand. I remember.
He's got sniffles. I would take the back. Because I wouldn't want to go on the front door.
I thought he was pulling over a bus. And he's like, I'll take the back. He's congested.
Okay. Thank you for your call. We appreciate that.
Oh, no problem. Thank you. You guys take it easy. All right. See you later. Let's talk to Maria in Texas.
Maria, you're on the Bobby Bone Show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
I'm super stoked.
I have been listening to you guys since probably 2005,
I think when y'all were on 96-7.
And I finally got through.
I'm super stoked.
I just wanted to see if you guys could do a shout out to my little brother.
He's currently stationed in Italy.
And we were talking over the weekend,
and he had mentioned how he listened to you guys on the podcast
because their time zone is different.
so I just want to see if you guys could give them a shout out
well you can you're on right now so say what you'd like to say
hey mark we miss you
hope you're doing well over in Italy
we get to talk to you often but I just want to
say we miss you and
you're on the Bobby or hopefully you'll hear this on the Bobby Boe show
yeah hopefully yeah
hey thanks for serving too we appreciate you Mark
thank you very much hey and thank you for the call hope you have a great day
you too thanks all right
goodbye
I was watching a video on Twitter where I think it looked to me like it was either like a city hall meeting or like a school board meeting.
I think it was like a fancy school board meeting.
And you know back in the day Bart Simpson used to call like the bar and be like, hey, Seymour Butts there?
And Mo would be like, Butts, there are Seymour Butts here.
Mike, did you cut out some of them that were way too bad?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, there were some bad ones.
Well, this school board meeting that happened in Richmond, Virginia last week is going viral because
Someone sent it a bunch of fake names of people who wanted to ask questions.
Oh my gosh.
And then a board member read them without realizing it was a prank.
And again, there are some, we just can't play.
Because I'll tell you the ones we can't play.
Okay.
I just do their first names.
What?
I can't read them all fully.
I'm sure we use these in middle school.
The first one, this is the ones we can't play.
His first name is S-U-K.
Oh.
So his name's like, S-U-N-N-U-K?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um.
No.
I'm still trying to figure it out.
Uh, the other, I can't even do it.
I can't even do any other far ones.
Is there a mic in there?
No, but close one.
Okay, here we go.
Here's 15 seconds of the other ones.
I'm asking that you do not pass this policy in Virginia.
Thank you so much, Ms. Thomas.
We do appreciate you.
Phil McCracken.
Phil McCracken.
Eileen Dover.
Eileen Duller.
Wayne Kerr.
Wayne Kerr.
He's going through all of them.
Oh,
Wayne.
Wanker.
Oh, I actually, I was confused
of what that meant.
I googled it.
I leaned over.
Like I.
I leaned over.
I mean, Phil McCracken's old school.
The fact that you didn't recognize that one.
Okay, how old are young?
Phil McRacken, that's like a legendary one.
I don't get that one.
Phil McCracken.
Oh.
Amy would have been the person reading these names.
Oh, for sure.
There's another one, Ophelia.
What's the last name?
Well, that's what I can't tell you.
I don't think you can say that one.
You know that one, lunch?
I watched the clip.
And it's hilarious.
Because the dude is so monotone on everyone,
and he just looks up to see anybody raises their hand.
They don't, and he just goes to the next one.
Do you think he knew?
No, because he didn't smile.
He didn't laugh.
He had no person.
He just really literally was just reading names down the list.
But I'm kind of see him.
Hey, old things are new again.
Yeah.
Let me see.
You probably want to do it.
Amy won't even get them.
Yeah.
Read the bottom one.
The guy's name is Dawn.
But don't read it out loud.
I don't get that one, though.
I don't get it.
I would say, okay, is Don.
D.
You're here.
Now do you got it?
Okay.
I guess she gets it.
Or did you get a different one?
They're written, though, in such a way where, yes, I would just read these
because they look like real names.
But then the Ophelia one is so funny.
Okay, we're going to play a song.
I want to see you.
If Amy ever tells us we're 11 again, let's just play this club for her laughing at these names.
Because you're 11.
Funny.
Okay, here's that.
Dong.
What?
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Throw in two festivals, one in New Brombles, Texas, one in Wichita, Kansas, and we've put up the entire lineups with what times everybody goes on if you go to Raging Idiots.com.
So people want to know who wins this person playing.
We have like 10 acts.
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Go and you'll see the shows.
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Oh, my gosh.
You see that?
Yes.
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You're not playing many shows.
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Love to see you guys there.
Michael Jordan's heavily used boxers are going up for sale.
Heavily used.
That's what it says.
For at least 500 bucks.
Like, if we had something like this, we could show it off to all of our guests.
Yeah.
Like here?
Yeah, I could set it up in the room, like, check it out.
Come see this exhibit.
Try it on.
Mike, when does this go up?
What's the price?
605.
Oh, that's not bad.
Let's get it.
$605?
$605?
Wait, we're going to buy underwear?
Who's?
What country artist's underwear could we show off in here?
Yeah.
I got it.
We put up like a clothes line of all the underwear that we collect.
It's not bad.
With names underneath?
Like, remember Hard Rock?
Yeah.
Or, yeah.
You have a guitar.
Who do you think?
Easy.
Garth Brooks.
Garth's underwear.
Tidy Whiteys.
Okay.
You think Garth wear's tidy witties?
Yep.
What?
No.
I picture.
I picture Garth is a boxer brief guy.
I don't know.
Just what I see.
George Strad's boxers.
Why do you say it's sexy though?
Yeah.
These guys.
What?
He's like 70.
And for sure, Tidy Whitey's.
He's not 70.
I said he's like 70, so I would imagine he's pretty close.
He doesn't look 70.
What?
George Shet.
straight 69. Nice.
See, he's not 70.
Lunchbox? I wrote down
Carrie Underwood. You can't do that.
I mean, tell me.
I would have said like Sam Hunt or somebody.
Yeah, well, that's Ray.
Sorry.
Yeah, Ray's in every morning. I walk in every morning and Ray's standing alone.
Wearing him.
Anyone seen the Sam Hunt boxers?
You see like the line over top of Ray's jeans.
Wait, who would you want? Did you say?
I don't really want anyone. Michael Jordan's.
This was your idea.
No, no, I'm not going to be creepy like that.
No, no, I would say that I can understand why people would want these.
Yeah.
And if...
I know, but pick an artist, Keith Urban.
I mean, those would be good.
I bet his would be...
Smell good.
I bet his would be European.
Oh, yes.
Because you know, he only has the finest.
Silk and small.
What are you talking about?
You know Keith Irvin is out of where it would be like...
Stop!
Dines!
What?
Probably one of those like banana hammocky things.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
Wow.
So, yeah.
That's our lineup.
If we played that game, like, see if you can guess the underwear they wear.
But then we've got to ask them if that's what they wear.
I know, I just don't want that.
You should now work this into your interview questions.
Like, so.
I'm wearing Tommy John.
Are you boxers or briefs?
Does it ever wear Tommy Johns?
No.
It's the greatest underwear ever.
Yeah.
What is that?
What's so good about them?
They feel good.
Yeah.
It would feel good.
That's not Tommy Hilfic.
No, that's different.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not Tommy Bahama.
Are those tidy Whitey's bones?
Are they boxer brief?
No, they're green.
They're green boxer briefs.
Not the, okay.
But I do.
It's a great brand of underwear if anyone's looking for a good brand underwear.
Okay.
All right.
All right, I think we've concluded this segment.
That's all I end segments that are just like, I don't know how that got there.
I think we've concluded this segment.
Well, it got there because are you going to buy the Michael Jordan ones?
Well, not for $650.
I don't think.
You don't think?
I don't think.
No, I don't think so.
I need to have them proved to me, too, when he wore them.
Yeah.
They authenticated.
Yeah.
I need to know that.
Bobby Bones Show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes us from Cookville, Tennessee.
A man led a police chase about through two counties,
and he was like, how can I distract him?
Get him off my tail.
So in the middle of the chase, he severed his own.
Who-hoo.
What?
He chopped it off and threw it out the window.
Why?
He was trying to distract him.
I don't think if I was a cop, I would be stopping because I saw a weenie out the window.
Oh, come on, both.
How does that?
No, I don't think if I don't even know if I would know what it was.
that's true.
Yeah.
But if you did know what it was, you'd be hitting those brains.
I still don't think I would.
I don't think in any way that would make me stop chasing the guy.
But how is he not an excruciating pain?
I'm sure he's on drugs or something.
Had to be right.
Oh, yeah.
Good point.
More than alcohol.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like something we're just completely numbed out.
Some hallucinogen.
No, yeah, yeah.
Interesting why you pick that and not something else to distract.
Because he's on drugs.
You can't go with a finger though.
Right.
An ear.
Maybe your hair.
And what happened at the end of the same?
this? He got arrested and he had to be
rushed to the hospital. Did they go back and find
it doesn't say if they recovered
the... Yeah. Because they can
they can reattach. If quick enough. No way.
Yeah, way.
John Wayne Bobbitt, whatever his name was.
He got it back?
Uh-huh.
She's doing the field. Yeah, Lorena.
Yeah. And so yes,
it can be done. So we're going to spin the wheel
next week.
Okay.
On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story
of the day.
So guys in Dairy Queen.
mad because they say hey you gotta wear a mask
he goes I don't want to wear a mask
and they say hey it's not our rule
we here at this Dairy Queen don't make the rules
but we have rules we have to follow and enforce and he says I don't
don't want to wear a mask
and they say wear the mask and it goes back and forth until he finally decides to
relieve himself on the counter oh wow
it was all captured on camera and appears to show the man
urinating on the counter following the altercation with the
employees. Here's a clip from CTV News.
That's the sound of workers at a dairy queen shrieking in horror as a disgruntled customer
appears to urinate on the counter. In videos posted to Facebook, the man can be heard
arguing with staff refusing to wear a mask.
Police say a man became verbally aggressive when staff asked him to put on a mask.
He was asked to leave and did. When he came back and was asked to leave again, he relieved
himself at the cash register.
There are a lot of ways that I would consider
being aggressive if I were an aggressive person.
Which is, what are the ways? Yelling,
taking a chair, kicking it,
you know, dumping a table over.
Sure. In that situation,
maybe pushing all the cooking machine things at once,
get a little coke on the floor. I don't know.
All those things come to my mind.
But not just going, I'll show you and then
peeing on everything. That's crazy.
And like, what, when he disappeared for a little bit,
he'd go chug water or something?
Oh, right. I'll show them.
Go, go, go. Go. Go.
They didn't arrest them
That would be our reaction too though
Right? Like, oh my God
Like what do you do when someone starts peeing on the counter?
Of course
I'm trying to pee in right now
They're like, ah, what are you doing?
Bobby be filming, but yeah
Police have not made an arrest in the case
But they're asking anyone with video of the incident
To share it with investigators
Well, they have video here on the
Yeah, there it is
I hope everybody has a good day
I mean that
Some days I don't really care
But today I mean that
Goodbye
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