The Bobby Bones Show - Raymundo Wants Bobby To Pay Him To Travel and Cover An Event + Bobby Feud: American’s Favorite Halloween Candy + How Your Kids Embarrass You In Public?
Episode Date: October 27, 2021Raymundo pitches an idea to Bobby. He says he was invited to an event in New York City and wants to get a paid trip to cover the event. Can you name the favorite Halloween candy according to Americans...? In the mailbag, Bobby helps a listener with a situation involving a Morgan Wallen Concert. She was gifted tickets to go but can’t bring her husband because he’s recovering from COVID. Should she go without him even though it’s his favorite artist too? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to the show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Let's have a good Wednesday.
What do you say?
On the phone is Kristen in Virginia.
We were talking about, if you've been listening to the show, being on a flight,
and there was a flight that had to be taken down in Wisconsin because there was smoke in the cabin.
It was flying New York to L.A., smoke in the cabin.
They go, we've got to land this thing.
And it's an emergency landing.
And I was like, man, that would scare me to death.
I'm also afraid of flying.
Kristen and Virginia is on.
And you have a flying story, Kristen?
So a couple years ago, on the 4th of July, my husband works out to sea.
And so he'd been gone like 80 some days, and he's flying out of Honolulu.
And he, of course, always passes out on the plane.
And so he arrives in Denver and wakes up halfway out of it and is walking out of the gate.
And there's the FBI and the Denver police.
And they detained him.
And he's like, what in the world is going on?
Well, apparently he had just fallen asleep and slumped over on this woman next to him.
And, like, she went nuts and filed this complaint that he had somehow harassed her by falling
his sleep on her. Oh, no. So how did that, how did this situation shake out? So they didn't,
she didn't press any charges, but he was put on the United no fly list. So we live in Virginia.
This is the 4th of July, so his company is closed. He was put on the no fly list for United.
So he sat there for several hours before he was finally able to reach someone in his company to get him a
flight on another airline. And then we had to spend months fighting to get him off.
of the no-fly list because that's the preferred airline of his company.
And he just fell asleep.
It was crazy.
Did he accidentally, like, fall from her shoulder to her boob or anything?
Like, I'm wondering why she would go.
I don't think so.
And she, the flight attendant didn't wake him up.
She, the flight attendant moved her to another seat.
So she got up and got out of the situation and nobody woke him up or told him anything.
He's just, like, it was terrifying at the time.
It's funny now.
But it was just, it was insane, like, that she would go to that extent.
Yeah, because there has to be witnesses.
There's people all around.
You would think that if it was something really dramatic or drastic,
that they would wake him and, you know?
Like handle the situation then, or at least alert him of the situation.
Sounds like he slept the entire time.
This is crazy.
I've had somebody falls upon my shoulder before.
I didn't go full harassment.
I went, oh, boo-boo.
And then she ultimately decided not to file charges, but yet she, you know,
it just makes me wonder, yeah.
I wanted to ruin his fourth of July.
I don't know.
She didn't, like, turn it civil and tried to see.
sue or anything, did she? No, like, he never saw her again, but after, I mean, they just took
his statement, but after he was done, he was terrified. He was going to run into her somewhere else
in the airport. Well, I'd never go to sleep on a plane again if I am. I'd be wide-eyed. I bet toothpicks
in my eyes like Bugs Bunny in the cartoons. What did you say? My whole family invested. He has,
you know, he flies all the time, but when they get off the ship, they've been working crazy
shifts. Like, they're exhausted. Yeah. So they all sleep on the plane. But my whole family was like,
here's one of those neck pillows that you have to, like, fasten yourself together so you can't
fall over on somebody. He tapes himself to the chair.
He gets in the duct tapes.
Hey, thank you for the story.
That's crazy.
I'm glad that nothing serious came out of that in the end
and that you guys are cool,
but that's a wild story.
Yeah, so always think of that
when somebody falls asleep on you.
I will not think of a...
I guess if you felt like the person was trying to harass you,
like you'd fall in the sleep so he could, like, feel you.
Like that, I would understand, but that's not what happened here.
Hey, thank you, Kristen.
Have a great morning.
Yep.
Thank you guys.
You too.
Bye, bye.
All right, it's time to go over and open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag, yeah.
Dear Bobby Bones, my birthday is this weekend.
My favorite artist Morgan Wallen is coming to town.
My parents got me two tickets to sit close to the stage.
They were very pricey.
My husband is a huge fan as well.
Let's just say Morgan Wallen is the most played on his playlist.
However, my husband was just in the hospital with COVID
and doesn't look like he will go with me this weekend.
Since Morgan Wallen is his favorite artist too,
I'd feel terrible going without him.
I feel stuck between my family's generous gift
and my loyalty to my husband.
What do you think I should do?
Confused Wifie.
I would hope your husband goes, go to the show.
Aside from what we think you should do,
I would hope your husband goes, just go to the show.
You deserve to go to the show.
I bet he wants her to go to the show.
I would think he would want her to go to the show, right?
Yeah, no, I mean, I would see.
him being like, yes, absolutely go, you need a break. I'm sure she spent a lot of time at the
hospital if she was allowed in or whatever the case may be, he's going to want her to go have a good
time and relax. And then one day down the line, talk about how y'all can make up for this and
play in a Morgan Wallin concert. It might take a year or two, but it could happen. And let's say he
isn't pro go to the concert. Let's just say it is what it is in the email. Well, then we need to
evaluate some. Right. I agree. I agree with that too. Yeah. I feel stuck between my family's
generous gift and loyalty to my husband. You're no less loyal to your husband because you're going to
a concert he cannot physically go to. Correct. So I think that loyalty line, I would strike that.
Yeah. You should go to the concert. You should get another friend. It was a gift from your parents.
What about loyalty to them for getting you a nice gift? Go to the show. Yeah. I would say if you were
feeling, like right now you're feeling bad about going the show because Morgan Wallen is one of your
husband's favorites. So that's where I think the problem is. If you decide that if you feel bad because
you're leaving him and he's sick and vulnerable and needs you, those are two very different things in
my opinion. Because I would see staying home to take care of him if he needed me for that. Even if he was
like, go, go, go, I'm like, no, Morgan Walling can wait. Like, I'm here with you. I understand that. But if you're
like, oh, man, this is his favorite artist that can't do that to him, that's where it's different.
And that's what I feel like it is.
Do you guys feel like that?
Yes.
Go to the concert.
I don't think there's anyone here that would say don't go to the concert.
And if your husband gives you any crap at all, leave them.
Exactly.
Maybe he ain't the husband for you.
Okay.
Okay, not that drastic.
Maybe start with a conversation.
You're not disloyal to your husband because you go to the concert.
We all agree on that.
Go to the show, have fun.
Get a friend that would love it.
It'll be a good show.
And then just don't rub it in your husband's face too much when you get back.
It lied by how bad it was.
Oh.
It was like, oh, traffic was bad.
We got some food.
Oh, terrible.
And he didn't even that good a singer.
He forgot a bunch of lyrics.
Yeah, it was wild.
That's what we say, Confused Wifi.
Go to the show.
Everybody good?
Yep.
All right, there you go.
That's the mailbag.
We got your email and we've read it on the air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
Morgan, if they want to hop in the mailbag, what do they do?
Mailbag at bobbybones.com.
I had a chance to sit down for an hour with Reba.
And it was so good.
She's so cool.
And we talked about how our TV show
It kind of started
The name change the TV show had
Her meeting Dolly Parton for the first time
And I wanted to play this for you
It's Reba and me
Together
Here you go
In studio with Reba
Whenever you started to do Reba
Your television series
Did you guys get a straight deal
Or did you do a pilot
And then the pilot got picked up
They changed the name
Three times
When we filmed the show
For the pilot
The script was called Sally
The title went from Sally. By the time I got to Upfronts, it was deep in the heart because we were off from Houston, Texas, and we were the Hart family.
So then there came out this thing on USA Today that their publicist had said, why the WB had ever hired Ruba McIntyre for this part is ridiculous.
She's not our demographics.
And so the head of the company called by the time we got back at the hotel after Upfront and said, terribly sorry, terribly sorry.
What can we do to make up for this?
Well, I'd already go back to bed.
I had a performance that night, so Narva was talking to herny.
He heard me get up and go to the bathroom out of the other room, and he said,
hang on, let me put Reba on the line.
He banged on the bathroom door, and said, pick up the phone.
So I said, hello, I were terribly sorry what happened and what was in the USA today.
What can we do to make this up to you?
And I was half asleep, and I said, well, she said, well, Narval said, if we call it Reba, you'll be happy with that.
And I said, that's a wonderful idea.
Thank you.
Went back to bed.
So that's how I got the name Reba.
When you moved to Nashville, was Dolly available when you moved to Nashville?
Or was she in L.A.?
Was she in that phase?
I have no idea.
You don't know?
I don't know.
First time I saw Dolly was September 17th, 1977.
You remember the year in the day?
The day, the hour.
I was going to go on and do my first performance at the Grand Ole Opry.
And they came up and said, we're going to take one of your songs away from you.
You only do one.
And I said, why?
He said, well, Dolly Parton just pulled it in the parking lot, and I said, well, she can take both of them?
Can I meet her?
And she walked by in this chiffon black pantsuit and had those butterfly, rhinestone butterflies on and this big cotton candy hair.
I thought, man, that must be what angels look like.
That was the most beautiful woman I ever saw my life.
And did you say hello?
No.
Oh, you didn't.
No, I was backed up against the wall like everybody else was.
I mean, they said, part the waves.
Dolly's coming in.
and I slammed back up against that wall and just watched.
I don't think her feet touched the ground.
She was an angel.
And when did you guys have your first, you know,
where we kind of do the same thing experience?
Years later.
And then she came on the Reba TV show,
and we got to spend the whole week together.
That was precious.
I absolutely love that.
Priceless.
When did you feel famous for the first time?
Because I would have to imagine
it's just famous was so different even 10 years ago.
You can be famous on TikTok,
you'd be famous on YouTube.
YouTube, but when you were famous, I mean, even in the 90s with Reba the TV show, it was just a
different world because there weren't 500,000 famous people. They were kind of just 200 famous
people, period. And you were one of them. When for you did you go, wow, I'm actually famous?
This is crazy. When I was ordering something on the telephone before internet.
That's crazy. And I was, I was saying, okay, I'd like this rug number in 3, 4, 5, 7.
She says, hold on.
They knew you by your voice.
Are you kidding?
You there?
Is this Reba Macintyre?
I hadn't given her my name or anything.
I said, yeah?
Hold on.
Okay.
I'm back.
What else would you like?
So I thought, wow.
Where does your love of corn dogs come from?
County fairs, state fairs.
That's it.
I see the meme.
Yeah.
Everywhere.
I love corn dogs.
I see the meme of you with a corn dog in a private jet.
Like the living the life meme.
And that's what that is.
You with a corn dog and a private jet is like nothing else could be better than this moment.
Yeah.
And to be memed itself one time, you're memed in every way, all these positive ways.
It's the most amazing thing.
Did someone come to you and go, Reba, you're now a corn dog meme?
Oh, yeah.
Somebody did come to me and tell me.
You're exactly right, yes.
To hear that full episode, because it's an hour long with Reba, just search for the Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or wherever you hear your podcast.
It's such a good episode and it is on the bobbycast.
It's a couple episodes back at this point.
Who believes in what I'll just call the supernatural?
Amy.
Like, God?
Supernatural.
I don't know that God's, to me, I don't feel like God's supernatural.
I don't, okay.
Like, I would think supernatural if I'm defining it, ghosts.
Oh, no.
I don't think so.
76% of Americans believe in the supernatural.
Like, okay.
Ghosts.
What else would be supernatural?
Monsters, spirits.
Ouija boards.
Angels.
Angels.
Oh, well then.
Anything that is not organic that we can't really touch.
Okay, then yes.
I probably fall in that category.
Mike, give me the exact definition of supernatural.
Because 76% of Americans believe in the supernatural.
So you go yes.
Yes.
Eddie?
I mean, it says kind of like God.
God's in there as supernatural.
Let's eliminate God.
Okay, so take him out of supernatural.
Let's eliminate God just in general.
Then no.
No spirits, no ghosts.
The Holy Spirit.
We're eliminating God.
Eliminating God.
Oh, sorry, sorry. Father's son.
Because I think that's like 90.
That's in the upper 90 percentage.
Anything else? No.
Okay. Lunchbox.
Easy. I've had running with ghosts in my life.
And so I 100% believe they are real and they're around us and they mess with us.
I do not believe in ghosts.
I don't believe in.
Spirits.
I don't.
And I've had instances where I thought maybe this is it.
But I just think it's me, look when my grandmother died.
I just think it's me wishing so much.
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
The guitar fell?
I was like, send me a sign and her guitar, boom, fell over.
I know, that's crazy.
But I also could talk myself into it.
Scova, Steve, you're a big ghost guy, right?
Didn't the ghost go to work with you every day for like a year?
He followed me to work, yeah.
It was a sad spirit that took over my body, made me sad.
And the moment I got to work, it lifted and came out of me.
So I 100% believe in the supernatural.
Vibrations that we can't see and feel in here, they're there.
Supernatural is defined as something attributed to some force
behind scientific understanding or the laws of nature.
So just things you can't explain.
44% of people say they've experienced something with a supernatural entity.
There's one right here.
Yeah, like when I was getting up in the middle of the night at my buddy's house
and I was going to go to the bathroom.
I was walking down the hall and the ghost pushed me in the closet and locked the door
and it got really cold in the closet.
And I couldn't get out and I had to bang on the door.
And he had to come open the door to let me out.
So who's seen ghosts?
Lunchbox is seeing a ghost.
Yep.
Scoob and Steve had a ghost in the carpool lane with him.
No, in his body.
As they were going to...
So Scooby, it only happened once, or did it happen all the time?
I mean, I felt when I lived in San Francisco, I felt stuff all the time.
I felt cold drafts.
I felt this, like, just feeling of somebody watching you, even though you can't see them.
So I've never physically seen something, but I feel it all the time.
Isn't that paranoia?
In general?
I'm paranoid, Android, for sure.
But, like, those scenarios, they're different from being paranoid in regular life things.
Ray, you believe in ghosts, monsters, goblins?
I believe they can...
You have to have a person involved with it.
You can feel things and get goosebumps and stuff like that,
but there has to be a living human being involved with for the ghost to have an effect.
It can't just be like a ghost and a ghost out in the middle of nowhere.
I need you to explain it.
You have to have a connection.
There has to be somebody, a human being, and then yes, you can feel some things,
like a warmth in the room.
I totally believe in that type of stuff, which would be a ghost.
That's someone coming once like a psychic and say your grandmother is standing behind you.
Okay, see?
That's weird.
It's probably real.
I don't know.
What's she?
Oh, she wasn't alive.
That's what I'm saying.
But did you feel her?
I couldn't prove she wasn't.
No, I didn't.
I don't know that.
I'm such a cynic on this stuff, guys.
They're there.
But my cousin talks to my mom.
And your mom, by the way, for those that don't know, Amy's mom is not alive.
Yes.
Just your cousin talking to your mom wouldn't be that big deal.
Sorry, yes.
She died in 2014, and I find comfort sometimes when my cousin tells me what my mom's telling her.
But I don't know.
Because my cousin says,
claims to have a gift of what is that one a medium or something you can't prove they're wrong right
there's a story about harry houdini who he's like hey eventually i'm gonna die it's gonna be ugly and
because he was just escaping from crap all the time and you know how he died he got shot no what
he got punched oh that's right in the stomach and he died from that that's what it was people
i was thinking people lined up to shoot him they were lining up to punch him and one of the guys
that punched him he didn't die right away he died later on crazy oh what
A trick got him.
Yeah, that's what it was.
So he was like, he told his wife,
hey, if I die, here's the secret word.
People are going to say they're contacting me all the time.
They're talking with me.
He told her a secret word.
They said, never believe anything anyone says unless they know the secret word.
And as she died, she said no one ever came to her with the secret word.
Exactly.
Not a single person had told her the secret word that Harry Houdini had told her.
Oh.
And I based that.
I base all my feelings on that one Harry Houdini story.
It's pretty strong, though.
It may or may not be true.
with Halloween these stories just pop up right
so are you going to give Caitlin a secret word
I guess
because you believe in time travel and all that
so you have to give her a secret word
here's the thing about time travel here's why I don't think
it's invented in my lifetime
is because if it were invented in my lifetime
I would have given me a sign
a password even against the rules
I can't tell me a password
but I would have given me a sign somewhere
to go hey this works
I would have come back to let me know
and I didn't so it's not a minute in my lifetime
Okay.
So if it's ever invented, great, but it will not be before I die.
Because I would have later in my life come back to tell me in a way.
I don't get it.
But okay, I got you.
It's so over my head that when you start talking about time travel, it is just like a foreign language.
I don't even understand how you think it's possible.
Oh, I understand what you're saying.
Yeah.
There are a couple inmates that were out on the street.
Two Nashville inmates are on the run.
They've announced a search for them.
And who knows, they may have found them by right now.
They are believed to have walked off their work assignment.
at the Davidson County Correctional Services Center
anyone with information is like
hey call 911
but they were in a minimal security place
it's like why would you escape from that
because it's probably easy to huh
and you probably aren't serving a whole lot of time
at a minimum security place
right you're not there for long
and it's not hard time
you just get it over with I mean
they were serving time for probation violations
oh see that's nothing
guys all times hard time right
well I mean clearly they have a hard time
making good decisions because they're on a probation
violation
yeah but they don't
So, like, they already can't get it to keep it together.
But they did minimal stuff because they're in a minimal place.
So it's not like they did crazy bad crimes.
I always see them and I'm like, as I'm driving by, if, you know, criminals are out cleaning the road, I'm like, run.
Just go.
Make a break for it.
The big guy with a shotgun doesn't say anything.
I'm telling you, I could get away for a while.
I could run in a car from a cop.
I could get away.
How many of these boneheads have you heard that Lunch Fox does?
And they always get caught.
But it's dumb people.
It's dumb people who do dumb crimes, who do dumb things and run in the dumb.
way. But these dumb people, they think they're smart.
How long do you think you're going to get away? So you're telling me how Bobby knows.
Maybe. Maybe.
I'd hide out. People wouldn't even know where I was. I'd be in a duck blind somewhere.
What? Oh, I don't. I was just agreeing that you're saying that you're smart. Like, it's not the same thing.
It's like apples and oranges.
Bobby and the criminals? You can't compare me to bonehead stories of them.
I'm insulted by that.
Yeah.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two. 30 seconds skinny.
Scotty McCreary announced his same truck tour for 2022
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Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10 a.m. local time.
Luke Colm. shared his favorite scary movie for Halloween.
A movie called It Follows.
I don't know if you've ever seen it.
It's kind of more of an obscure horror movie.
Kind of an interesting theme as well, but it's just different than your normal, like,
Slash him up thing.
More like a psychological kind of deal.
Lauren Elena talked about the time she dressed up her brother to look just like her for Halloween.
When I put makeup all over him, made him, he looked just like me.
But I put extensions in his hair and a little hat on his head.
And I put makeup on him in my cheerleading outfit.
It fit him.
I was so mad about that.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Brian Crowell and some friends were on a boat ride in Fort Lauderdale, Florida,
when they noticed a small dog paddling in the ocean far from the shore.
And she posted a video to TikTok that shows one person swimming to the boat, holding the dog,
and another person bringing the puppy on board.
The video has over 10 million views.
In a series of follow-up videos, they didn't call the number on the dog's tag.
They talked to the owner.
they took a 20-minute boat ride to return the dog
whose name is Zuko.
The owner was crying and thankful.
The owner gave the rescuer's $300 for gas
and just to show appreciation.
Apparently, the dog's owner says
that the dog was playing on the boat
and biting at the waves when it went overboard,
and they lost the dog.
Wow.
I've seen this video.
You have?
Now I love the back story here.
When they noticed the dog was gone,
they searched and searched in the water for hours.
Couldn't find the dog.
The owner has since taken.
and Zuko to the vet. He got a clean bill of health. He also got a new bright orange life jacket.
Oh, that's so cute. I love that. A couple things. One, yeah, put the dog in a life jacket on the boat.
But two, good for them. I'm sure they would just distraught when their dog fell over and they couldn't find it.
Oof. And then this dog's just swimming. Trying to get back to the shore. Just swimming. Good thing they saw him too. That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
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Thoughts on Tom Brady in general, Amy?
Awesome.
Yeah, okay.
It's one or the other.
People love them or hate them.
I have no reason to not like Tom Brady.
I love Tom Brady.
Just because we rarely get to see absolute greatness
and we're watching the best of all time there.
And I fought up for a while.
Like Peyton Manning, best quarterback, I can't anymore.
Yeah, me too.
So we had talked on Monday about him throwing a 600th touchdown
and the wide receiver gave the ball to a fan.
Because sometimes they just do that.
Mike Evans didn't know that was a 600th touchdown pass from Tom Brady.
So he takes the ball, he gives it to a fan,
he's like, all right, runs back to the sideline.
And then you see Mike Evans go, I gave the ball to a fan.
And so they had to go back over and get that ball back.
And so the guy goes over, one of Tom Brady's guys,
like, hey, can I get that ball back?
And the guy's like, what do you mean?
He said, that's Tom Brady's 600th touchdown.
And so they had to negotiate what they gave that guy for the ball.
So I'll tell you what they gave him.
And then I'll tell you what people are saying the ball would have been worth.
Okay.
So they gave him two signed jerseys from Tom Brady.
That's cool.
And?
More.
Okay, good.
A helmet from Tom Brady.
Oh, like one that he's worn.
I don't know if it's a game worn or not.
Man.
I'm sure it's one of his helmets.
All right.
A signed Mike Evans jersey.
the guy who caught the touchdown pass, a really good wide receiver, and some game cleats,
a $1,000 credit to the team store, two season passes for the remainder of this season and next season.
Wow, that's cool.
So that's a lot.
Significant.
This guy's like, give me all this stuff, and they're like, no problem.
Here are some broadcasters joking about the conversation between the ballboy and the guy who caught the ball.
He's like, we need that ball.
That's 600.
What?
Really?
So what do you want?
A million?
No?
A day with Giselle.
A day with Giselle and I'm in.
Tom?
Okay, Tom will do it.
No longer.
One time, you got it.
So now they're saying that ball could have gone between $500 and $750,000.
Oh, my gosh.
And people are second.
He didn't have to give it back, right?
And there are no rules that say you have to give it back.
But people are like, this kid's such an idiot.
And I think about what I would have done in that situation.
I wouldn't have thought about it being worth half a million dollars.
That have been like, here, just have a, just have it back.
Exactly.
I would have thought that were the case.
There's such a memorabilia interest right now.
like Michael Jordan's rookie shoes went for $1.4 million, I think.
Shoes he wore his rookie year.
But I just don't think I would have been in that moment smart enough to go,
nope, I'm just keeping the ball because I know it's going to be worth half a million dollars.
Heck, when I saw all the stuff he got, I was like, dang, that's quite the good.
So they're now saying it's between $500 and $750,000.
So Tom Brady has stepped up, though, even more.
And he gave the guy a Bitcoin, valued at $63,000.
Dang.
Like a full Bitcoin.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Because that, well, sorry, I don't know much about Bitcoin, but will that go up?
Or down.
It's basically a stock.
He basically gave him a $63,000 stock that if you want to sell it right now, he has $63,000.
And all the...
I think the kid got out fine.
I don't think we need to feel so...
Yes, and he's a fan.
I probably would have asked for dinner with Tom Brady, though.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, but then that's awkward because then Tom has to go to dinner with you.
Well, I see Tom Brady auctioning off dinners all the time for charity.
Not all the time, a few times.
Okay.
And they always go for like $3 million.
It's like dinner with like a Warren Buffett that goes for $3 or $4 million.
Yeah, I like Tom and all, but I don't think I would do dinner with a dude.
You don't think you and a couple friends would go to dinner with Tom Brady,
ask him all the questions you wanted to ask him?
I don't even like football and I would want to go to dinner with Tom Brady.
It's like Michael Jordan.
I like Michael Jordan from a distance because he is the greatest basketball player of all time.
But the second I watched his documentary, I'm like, I don't like this guy at all.
But how cool of a story would that be to get to have dinner with Tom Brady?
It'd be fine, but I think like anyone that's that good is so full of themselves at this point, that would be like, I'm all right.
You have to have an ego to be great.
Right.
Doesn't mean they need to be my friend.
But that doesn't mean your ego needs to be in every part of your life.
I know people who know Tom Brady.
Like he's a fine guy, great guy.
Fine, fine guy.
Like he's a dude.
Okay.
That's my point.
He's a normal.
You're a hater right now.
You're like, you're just a hater.
I'm not going to have this.
Now it's Michael Jordan, Creed, Tom Brady.
Nickelback.
We should make a list of people Eddie hates.
Yeah.
Are you a Tom Brady hater?
No, I'm telling you, I was forever, and now I acknowledge that he is the goat.
Doesn't mean I want to have dinner with the dude.
And ask him tons of questions?
Nah, I'm good.
Man, I would.
I wouldn't think we're going to be friends after, but I have a lot of things to ask.
Really?
What's one right now that off the top of your head?
How'd you get to be so awesome?
You remember that touchdown?
Move the time you did.
We are about to play the Bobby feud.
Most popular Halloween candy in the United States.
Let's see who goes first.
Your number.
20.
Lunchbox.
50.
Eddie.
19.
Morgan.
25.
The number is 19.
Oh, I got it.
I got the actual number.
That's crazy.
Save your eyebrows.
Man, I would have died if we were playing that real game.
If that squid game, you're dead.
Eddie, you will go first in the Bobby Fe.
Guys, remember this.
Whenever you say there's no way you can actually guess the number, I just did.
You hit the number.
That's crazy.
Eddie will go first.
Think about it, Eddie.
Okay.
The most popular Halloween.
candy in the United States.
That's unbelievable.
Did I ever pay you?
Yeah, you paid me.
Steve hasn't, but you paid me.
Okay, all right.
All right, we'll play the Bobby Feud coming up next.
Let's play the feud.
All right, the Bobby Feud.
Here we go.
The most popular Halloween candy in the United States.
Eddie, there are 10 answers on the board.
Yep, yep.
You have drawn a number.
You will go first.
What do you have?
Let me go with the easiest bones.
Give me M&Ms.
M&M. Show me. M. In M.
That's correct for three points.
Number three answer on the board.
The second easiest, Reese's buttercups.
Show me, Reese's cups.
That is your number one answer.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me go with Kit Kat.
Definitely in the fun size, a little twin pack.
Show me, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
What?
Oh, dang.
That's my favorite.
Eddie, I thought that was on there.
Wow.
Candystore.com has come out with the map of the most popular Halloween candies in the United States.
The results are based on 14 years of data on bulk candy sales.
Ten answers on the board.
Over to you, Morgan.
I'm going to go with a Snickers.
Show me a Snickers for eight points.
Wow, it's that low?
That is such a good one.
Number eight on the board.
And you may go, why do you get one point for just the number one answer?
Because that's the easiest answer to get.
That's why.
Morgan.
A Twix.
Hit me with that Twix.
Yes.
Oh, oh, mom.
Wow, okay.
What about Skittles?
That's good, Amy.
Show me the rainbow.
Nice.
Wow.
Skittles is number two.
I'm number two.
Okay, well, since,
It's got Reese's taken, M&M's taken.
I have to go my next favor and just hope for the best.
Butterfinger!
Show me!
Oh, good.
Butterfinger!
Wow.
I don't like anything with a nougat.
I don't like anything with a nougat.
Well, I mean, this is a controversial answer, because I hate it,
but half of America loves it, half hates it.
It's candy corn.
Love it.
It only comes out at Halloween, so it has to be popular.
Halloween. So candy corn.
I do love candy corn.
Really? It is so gross.
Yeah, I'm a candy corn guy.
Is candy corn on the board?
What? Yeah!
At number 10.
Good answer.
10 points. Good one, man.
Yeah! Lunchbox, you have, one, two, three.
Five answers left on the board.
Yeah. Man, this is now a debate in between two.
And, you know, sometimes I just got to lead.
I need someone to show me the way, the Milky Way.
Show him the Milky Way.
All right, one more round around the room.
Did you have that, Eddie?
I did. I mean, it's one of my candy bars.
Eddie, there are five answers on the board.
You only have four points.
Now, I have a lot written down.
I just got to narrow it down to which ones are, like, my favorite.
Let me see, let me see.
Most popular Halloween candies.
All right, I don't like these, but I do see them in the bag all the time every year.
Give me Twizzlers.
Show me Twizzler.
All right, Morgan, you get eight points.
You need one to hop in the game here.
Okay.
Think over lunchbox.
This is a popular one, Sour Patch Kids.
Show me Sour Patch Kids.
Yes.
Wow.
For six points.
You have now taken the lead, Morgan.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Okay.
I have two others written down.
Nerds or Carmel Apple Suckers.
But I'm going to go with nerds.
We're going nerds.
Is nerds on the board?
What?
So you're in the lead right now, but Amy, your lunchbox could overtake you.
Amy, there are, one, two, three, four answers on the board.
Starbursts.
Oh, well, she's running at it right away.
She goes.
She lowers her head, and she says starburst.
Nice.
Amy, that is four points.
Okay.
Are the M&Ms all covered in the M&Ms?
Okay.
There's because, like, you know.
Yeah.
I understand what you are.
Reese's Cups is at one, Skittles is at two,
M&Ms is at three, Starbucks is at four.
Starbursts.
Oh, Starburst, yeah.
If people are hitting up Starbucks, that'd be cool, yeah.
Sour Patch Kids at six, Snickers at eight,
and Candy Corn at 10.
We have three answers on the board that have not been discovered.
Morgan has the lead, Amy, you need this to take over.
Yeah, Reese's Pieces.
Rees' Pieces.
Is that E.
Yeah.
It's a cool reference for all the kids.
Show me Reese's Pieces.
Well, well, well, here we are, lunchbox.
What up? It's good to be here.
Morgan's got a four-point lead.
Okay.
You get one guess.
All the answers are worth more than four points.
So if you get it, you win, if you miss it, you lose.
Well, I mean, there's one I've written down.
And, I mean, it's a, it's simple, it's old school, and everybody hands them out.
I don't know if people like them or they hate them.
but say girl
let me see you do the
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Ooh girl do that Tootsie roll
Oh yeah
Do that Tootsie roll
Yeah
Because when I knock on that door
It comes in those little rappers
They do hand out little Tootsie Rolls
They hand out Tutsi Rolls
And you know what?
I like Tutsi Rolls only at Halloween
I would never chase down a Tutsi roll
But if there's one in a bag
I like the long thin ones
Better than I do the little ones
The little short ones
Yeah
And that's what I'm just saying
I've never seen him
Except for at Halloween
so it has to be a popular Halloween candy,
and I like it when that girl does the Tootsie roll.
Okay.
Okay.
Show me.
Tootsie roll.
Oh, no.
What?
Morgan will play your song in a second.
Let's roll through the three that did not get picked.
At number five, hot tamales.
What?
For Halloween?
At number seven, Hershey's Kisses.
Of course.
A lot of those.
And at number eight, Tutsi Pops.
Oh, no.
That Tutsi Pops.
The Tutsi Pop.
Show me the Tutsi Pop.
And here's Morgan's song.
Nice job, Morgan.
Thank you.
I didn't do too good, though.
I mean, I really just only got too right.
Hey, if you get those big ones, it's big points, man.
Morgan is the winner in the Bobby Feud this morning.
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This is Valentina, who's 10 years old.
I listen to the Bobby Bone Show every morning on my way to school.
My favorite parts about the Bobby Bone Show is tell me something good and Friday morning dance party.
And I have a question for all of you.
What did you guys do before you worked at the Bobby Bone Show?
Thank you.
That's a good question.
I'll rattle if you off.
We'll go around the room.
I've roofed houses.
I did maintenance on a golf course.
I worked on a marina, drove boats, fixed boats.
I worked a Hobby Lobby.
I waited tables, bus tables, wash dishes.
Pretty much I've done every job like that.
Amy, you?
Right after college, my first job was in sales,
and then I joined the Bobby Bone Show after that.
Amy was selling granite.
Yes.
Like fancy stone.
Yeah, I worked for a natural stone importer, exporter, and I did wholesale.
Eddie?
Didn't really have a lot of jobs, Lifeguard,
and then I went into news after I graduated college.
I was a photographer.
I was a producer.
I was a sat truck operator, all that stuff.
For how long?
That was like 10 years.
11 years. And then Eddie, here he is. Then here I am.
Lunchbox. Oh, I used to pick up the shopping carts at Sam's Club for three years, and I got laid off.
And then I was an amazing delivery driver for Jason's Deli, which is just a restaurant that delivers sandwiches and stuff.
And then, you know what? They said, we need you on the radio. And I said, all right.
You can call and leave us a voicemail 877-77 Bobby. Thank you for that Valentina.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Okay, I don't know if this sounds amazing to you or not, but there are some.
a new five-hour bus tour that's happening.
Nope, I get a car sick. I'm out.
Oh, well, it's meant to put you to sleep.
You know how babies do better sometimes when they're driven around?
I don't know, Eddie, did you experience?
Oh, all the time, yes.
Yes.
Okay, so this is for adults, though.
So if car rides put you asleep, but obviously you can't drive yourself,
you can hop on this five-hour bus ride and get a good night's sleep.
That sounds terrible.
One, again, I don't like riding in a bus.
I get car sick pretty easily.
Second, I feel like they'd be waiting for me to fall asleep to rob me.
There's too many people on this bus.
I don't know everybody trying to fall.
So it goes nowhere, really.
It just drives for 47 miles.
Nowhere special.
They serve you lunch before, which is like a food coma lunch.
Yeah, it should be very heavy.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it's like you pay anywhere between $13 to $50, depending on which type of seat you want,
for this kind of sleep.
I mean, some people will pay for good sleep.
Maybe they drug the food.
And then it keeps you coming up.
on something?
Yeah, and then you're like, wow, man, that was a great sleep there.
That's up for five hours.
Yeah.
That sounds terrible in many ways.
A mom has counted how many times her kid says, hey, mom, in a day.
And she went and bought one of those trackers like they use if you're going into a bar or a club and it's like, click, click, click.
A clicker.
A clicker.
Yes.
And so her three-year-old was saying, hey, mom, hey mom, so much that she's like, okay, I got to start tracking this.
So with the clicker, she found out at least 100 times a day.
Well, what about your kids?
Yeah, mom, mom, mom a lot.
I don't think I would hit 100 because I don't have, I could see it three years old, how it's way worse.
My kids are older.
But I just feel like sometimes I don't know.
They just always need something.
Eddie?
Yeah, I've banned that word.
They can't say that in my house.
They have to actually find us now because they said it so much.
Dad, mom, mom.
So now it's like, use your eyes, find us.
talk to us. It's awesome. So no speaking unless there's visual contact. They cannot yell our
name across the house. So if they yell mom or dad is their consequence? Yes, $5.
Five dollars. See ya. Wow. Five dollars. It's interesting that you do the eye contact. You know,
with Caitlin's father, my father-in-law, I don't call him by a name. So I only look him in the eyes
to talk to him. You don't say, dad, mom. I don't even say his first name. Ever? No, now they
are married. I never have. I still haven't. What about her mom? Nope. What do you call him?
I don't do anything.
I find them.
It's the same you do with your kids.
I look, because I don't really know what to call them.
We've had this talk on the ear, and he's told me what to call him.
But still, it feels weird.
So I just go and I find them, and I make eye contact.
And then I say, here's what I have to present to you.
Man, if he's not looking at you, that's tough, though, right?
No, I make sure.
Stand right in front of him.
He follows him.
But I still, now it's a running bit.
I've never said their names.
Your life is a bit.
Your life with your wife's family is a bit.
It's hilarious to me.
Like, he was out.
When we all went to Utah, he was out of his truck.
I was like, I yell at my dad.
And I was like, it was like 25 degrees outside.
Instead, I walked in my shorts outside and tapped him on the shoulder and then asked him the question.
Oh, my gosh.
I love it.
When do you think that you'll find, like, how many years do you think we're going to go here?
First of all, I will never give up.
I will hold on to a bit forever.
Secondly, I think once we have kids, I'll have to refer to him as whatever.
Like, tap off.
Yes.
I think that'll be what the name it, you know.
So for now, I'll let's.
you know if I break the street.
Okay.
Has anybody bought their Halloween candy?
Because it's this weekend, FYI.
No?
No. What?
Stores are going to run out.
No one will come to my house.
Oh, true.
So, okay.
Well, I got mine.
Yeah.
I got all the good stuff, though.
The Reese's, the Kit Kat, the Starburst.
Jordan Davis was talking about his favorite Halloween candies, and then I want to know y'all's.
Probably Reese's or Eminem's.
I love the variety of Starburst.
I don't hate Reese's.
I hate peanut butter.
For some reason, they're peanuts.
peanut butter chocolate mix, I can stand it.
But they have a new one with potato chips.
Have you seen the Reese's...
With pretzels or potato chips?
No, potato chips.
Oh, no, but I'm interested.
Yeah.
That does sound pretty good.
It's not my first pick because I don't like peanut butter,
but I feel like Reese's peanut butter cups are not that peanut buttery.
Oh, yeah, I mean, there's a good...
And the peanut butter is not like peanut butter in a jar.
Exactly.
Like lots of powdered sugar is in there.
Exactly.
Yeah, I just...
That's probably the one I'm going to...
I steal the most from my kids candy.
But the best is Twix, and the best is Nestle Crunch,
and then secondary is the Snickers,
and then everything else is kind of junk.
Okay.
Noted.
So you don't like anything sour, more so just chocolate.
And if you put a box of dots in my bag and I'm a kid,
I'm going to hold that against you for the rest of my Halloween life.
What about popcorn?
I bought popcorn.
No, nobody wants popcorn.
What?
You might as well give out toothbrush and nickels.
No, that skinny pop day in the candy section at Target
With the Halloween candy, they had little teeny tiny fun-sized packs of popcorn.
They ain't that fun. I don't care what size packed they are.
It was only that fun for kids.
It has like monsters, ink monsters on the bag?
Okay, well, I guess I'm going to put those away.
Candy it up.
Okay. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So Amy Black in Virginia, she's a tattoo artist,
and she's been doing tattoos for about 20 years.
but the last decade, she's been well known for a particular type of tattoo.
She is helping women that are recovering from mastectomy surgeries.
So if they have scars there, she'll put whatever they want, whatever makes them happy.
One survivor named Jessica Bourne was thanking Amy for turning her scar into a jellyfish tattoo,
something that was special to her.
But now she looks there and see something that she wants instead of the scar that reminds her of everything that she's been through.
that's really cool. I saw a story, a little different vibe here, but they had Charles Manson tattooed on their legs with his ashes.
They did the tattoo and they used his ashes. Did you guys see these weirdos?
No. What's wrong with them?
Isn't it not tell me something good, but this is what is wrong with? Here's what I think. I think people sometimes obsess and fantasize over things that seem like they're not real.
It's like us watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix. I watched the whole Ted Bundy thing and I was so entertained.
And I was like, wow, this is crazy. And I watched it. And I couldn't wait for it.
the next episode because it really doesn't feel real.
We know it was real.
Our brain tells us it was real.
The data says it really happened.
But if we really felt like that was a real thing to real people,
we wouldn't watch that.
We'd be disgusted by that.
There's something missing in entertainment.
You know, when it comes to us and how if we're being entertained by it,
we feel like you couldn't have acted.
We know it.
In our brain, we tell, we tell you.
But it doesn't feel like we should be enjoying watching a story
about someone who murdered people, made life miserable for hundreds.
even thousands of people.
Yeah, I feel a little weird
when I'm like binging it,
can't wait to watch more kind of feeling.
Me too.
But again,
it's because we don't associate that
with real life.
It was a different time.
It's on TV.
It's on Netflix.
You know,
like where we watch movies.
Yeah.
And so I would think the same thing
about these Charles Manson
tattoo people.
Like there's,
to them,
there's just something romantic
about him.
But really,
he convinced a lot of people
and murder people.
You know, it's wild.
Can I circle back
to tell me something good?
I would love it.
looking for a way to get back to myself.
Because this reminds me that yesterday on my podcast, I had a tattoo artist on, but she actually
does eyebrows.
Like, her name's Megan, and she did microblading on my brows, but she is an artist.
And she just completed a course to where now she can, for people that have had mastectomies
and they have the reconstructive surgery, there's no more ariola there or, you know, women know
what I'm talking about.
Well, so do men.
Oh, okay.
Okay, just making sure.
Well, I don't know and be careful with what I say because like kids.
My six?
Well, six-year-olds might be listening, but it's okay.
This is, like, amazing thing.
Like, she's given women their confidence back because she can draw it on in 3D,
and it literally looks so real.
And it's amazing.
And so she's like, her name's Megan.
She's here.
I'm, like, so impressed with her stuff.
I put up a picture on my Instagram, and it's crazy how real it looks.
Hey, thanks for bailing me out on that one.
You're welcome.
So shout out to everybody that's using their talent for tattooing to help women,
whether it's the ariola reconstruction or a jellyfish.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Any idea what the number one song is in country music this week?
Jason Al-Dine and Carrie Underwood?
Yeah, that's number one.
I just wonder if, like, Carrie would sing that at her show.
Without Jason?
It's a Jason song.
I think it's on his album.
Can't you do what they're singing on the screen?
But it's not her song.
Yeah, so who knows?
She comes on and does the secondary part.
But would our fans even care?
I guess I wouldn't go to a carry show
and expect to hear or sing that.
I guess not.
What's the one song at a carry show you must hear, though?
Oh, they took her...
Two black Cadillac.
Oh, two black Cadillac.
Is that too old?
They're all good.
Do you think she probably still plays that?
Absolutely.
I like Southbound.
The one didn't really hit quite right
with everybody else, but I love that one.
That's number one.
Number two is Walker Hayes Fancy Light.
Yeah, we fancy like.
And he'll play this twice.
What do you mean?
Well, like, Carrie might not play that at a show, but Walker has been playing this twice at some shows, like, because people want to hear it.
Can't get it enough.
I'd start with his name with it.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
And at number three, I mean, we've titled it Chicken Fried Part 2, but Zach Brown band, same boat.
We're all in the same boat.
It's good.
It's a good song.
The number one hip-hop song is Drake, Future, and Young Thug, way too sexy.
Too sexy for this song.
Too sexy for this song.
And then the number one alternative song is that begging, I'm begging you.
I'm begging, begging you.
That's a jam, huh?
Who is this? Mone skin?
Monoskin.
That's good.
Monoskin?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty good.
All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny.
The morning corny.
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Instead of a hunting license?
Why not?
Why would it be the game warden then?
You'd mean to change it?
Well, just walk me through it because you had to think that was funny.
Why did the policemen...
Because that was a play on hunting license.
And if you're a ghost, you have to have your haunting license.
Yeah, yeah, but why not...
Why wouldn't the game warden?
Yeah.
I can switch it up.
Let me try it again.
Yeah, let's try it again with a game warden.
Am I working?
Okay, let's see.
The Morning Corny.
In that case, would it be the ghost warden?
No.
No, the game.
I don't hunt.
Game and fish.
Okay.
Why did the Game Warden ticket the ghost on Halloween?
Why is that?
Because he didn't have his hunting license.
Oh, totally relatable to us hunters.
The morning corny.
That one makes a little more sense.
Ramundo, our audio producer, says he gets invited to all kinds of stuff, but he can't do anything because of his job.
What do you call it?
Access to everything, able to go to nothing.
Okay, so what happened?
Who reached out to you?
So the BET Soul Train Awards hit me up to come be a correspondent.
I would be interviewing people in Harlem at the Apollo.
What?
Yeah, they're coming up in a month.
Wait, why?
That's amazing.
Why?
Was this an accident?
Why did they hit you up?
Who knows?
They want media people.
Come cover it.
talk about it. Make it well known. I don't know.
Okay. So they said it's
a taping and then it would air the next week.
The cool thing is I could talk about it on the show.
Maybe do some interviews. Celo Green was there last year.
Brandy was there last year. So they get some people.
I think it's interesting that the Soul Train Awards reached out to a country music show.
I love it.
They just want to do a cross promotion.
Yeah. Maybe they're just like everybody.
Cross genre. Come one, come all. Love it.
And I even looked up some prices and flights to New York round trip.
under 100 bucks.
So what do you need from me?
Round trip?
I'm not kidding.
Spirit?
You have seat belts on there?
Bicycle planes where you pedal and the wings start clapping.
So I would just need that Friday off before November 20th and then the taping is on Saturday.
I'd be back by Monday's show.
So I just need one day off.
And then if you could cover hotel and flight.
That should be 150 bucks.
November 20th.
That's the Friday before Thanksgiving.
So the 19th is when you would need off.
Yep.
Let me talk to my mom.
my agent, Scoob, Steve.
Scooby Steve, how much money would you need for me to make this happen for Ray?
I mean, just in that spirit of it being so off the wall, the 19th is a Friday.
I feel like that's doable.
You're traveling on that day and then back on Sunday, I'm assuming?
Yeah, no, just answer.
Well, I'm giving, I'm breaking it down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How much money?
Or would, like, Hyundai want to sponsor it?
Or do I need to sponsor it?
I think this is unfortunately going to have to be a show sponsored.
By show, he means you.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I mean you and I don't think a sponsor will tie to this one.
Can you put me a budget? Can you make me a budget?
Yes, I'll get you a budget sheet.
What it would cost for me to send a Ray up?
Ray, you don't want to go to this, right?
Absolutely.
And they've offered you what?
What can you do with the Soul Train Awards?
Red carpet, and then I even be able to go to this show and watch the whole thing
and just see how cool it is in person.
And they're fun events, so I get it.
I'll break down a budget sheet because there's also a hotel and there's transportation and food and all that.
Yeah.
It's saying at a hotel and an airplane.
The flights aren't that cheap.
Are you sending him solo, too?
Like, you don't have to pay for his wife, right?
I'll pay for you.
But if I get you a hotel, you'd have to pay for her flight.
All right.
Sounds good.
Let me get a budget from Scooba Steve.
Yeah.
I think this would be one of the most entertaining segments we've done on the show in ages.
We'll find someone to cover your spot.
Okay.
So you have access to everything and now you get to do something.
Okay.
That's cool.
Scooba in the next 15, 20 minutes, maybe get me a budget for this.
Yeah, I'm on it.
And I'll commit on the air.
Okay.
Ray, I would love you to go to the Soul Train Awards.
Yep.
really, but probably one of my favorite things.
And you bring back interviews?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a media guy.
I mean, we get invited, let's go, baby.
Apply to that email and see if they will still confirm you.
All right.
I mean, it sounds like it's going to be under $300, bones.
It's not bad.
Yeah, there's no way.
He will be staying at the stabbing in for $100.
I may not make it back.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Okay, well, thank you for sharing that.
I want to make sure that your dreams come true too.
Okay?
Yep.
All right, we'll play Jason and Carrie.
If I didn't love you, we'll come back.
We'll get that budget.
I'll commit or not commit on the air.
And then we'll do some more stuff too.
Back in a second.
I'll rinse my dishes before I put them in the dishwasher.
Don't you guys?
You're supposed to.
Yeah.
Actually, you're not supposed to, right?
As of what I just read right now, you're not supposed to do that anymore.
What?
Oh, okay.
I thought I heard that before, but now I can't remember why.
After studying bacteria in how your dishwasher eliminates it,
they have concluded you do not need to rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.
load dirty dishes straight in.
Modern dishwasher models are designed to tackle even the most cooked on food and bacteria.
Washing them before, for the most part, is a total waste of time.
Because it senses.
Like it can sense that and then it's...
The sense is what?
I think it's...
Like a noodle stuck there?
There's always a noodle stuck there.
I don't know.
Or like if you can't scrape off of it.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
We need to test this out.
And then I think guys will read that differently than girls.
Like, we'll still make sure the plate is clear.
Like, I can see y'all being like, well, didn't you?
all my food, but apparently just throw it in the dishwasher.
You don't even scrape our plate in the trash.
Exactly.
We put all of it in there.
So I just want to make sure that we're clear on this.
Now I'm remembering what I had heard and it's that, yes, the sensor, you're messing
up the sensor and how the dishwasher was designed.
There's no chance my dishwasher has a sensor.
Is it that old?
No way.
Scoob, Steve, was telling me that his family, or maybe it's your wife's family, that they
were using the dishwasher as storage for other things, not.
dishes yeah I have a couple several stories actually one of them is them yes my
wife's family I think culturally they do everything by hand and so they store
like items and they're like personal items like mail or birth certificates
and things like that in the dishwasher in the dishwasher and it was so baffling
to me that a brand new dishwasher is holding these items and it didn't make any
sense to me and then going back in time when I used to a building inspector we
were checking all the appliances in a house and of the appliances are
dishwasher I was running the dishwasher to
test that Steve is leaking or anything, and some lady just comes screaming out of nowhere.
What are you doing? Stop it! Open up her dishwasher. It's got everything that she owns. It's got
money in it. It's got birth certificates, passports, mail. I've never heard of the dishwasher
being a storage or like a lockbox. Yeah. So I think other cultures use it for that because they
use their hands to wash dishes and so they use dishwasher as storage unit. And do they feel like a dishwasher
if it's important documents? That's like the last place that someone would look if they got robbed.
That's probably the thinking on it. Yeah, that makes sense.
When you say other cultures and your wife, what other culture?
Well, my wife is Filipino and Chinese, and the lady that they had this issue with back in the day was she was, I think, Puerto Rican.
I mean, we had dishwashers growing up and we didn't use them.
My mom wouldn't use them.
I use them, like crazy, but my mom would not use a dishwasher.
She'd rather wash it by hand.
Yeah, I think white people are lazy.
We put all the dishwasher and other cultures are like, no, we want to make sure this is actually clean.
Yeah, I use a dishwasher.
We had an old crappy dishwasher, but I would run it four times before I'd wash a bowl.
I'd load that thing.
See?
You weren't going to catch me washing a bowl.
and I was in charge of the dishes every night too.
Scooby, did you come up with any sort of budget for Ramundo's trip
to the Soul Train Awards in Harlem?
It's a little more than we were thinking.
The grand total, I give you the full breakdown,
but the grand total is estimated at $781.96.
Come on.
Ray, come on, you.
He said $200.
You told me the flights were $100 in the room was $100.
I know.
I think I was looking at Spirit Airlines.
Why did Southwest?
It means kind of comparable.
and nonstop.
That was 247 alone.
Bobby, surely you have points.
You have got to have stuff.
On Southwest, I don't think I'd do anymore.
What?
I mean, I can look.
I mean, even if you got points, it's still about 300 bucks for the hotel.
You got an account in transportation, food, that kind of stuff.
$300 or McDonald's?
Maybe Ray could just pay for his food because he'd be eating at home anyway.
Ray, how much money do you need to go on this trip?
$500, and then I can maybe ask Bay if we have points.
So I could do that.
and you can just do the hotel and the food for me, the per diem.
So what's the 500 for?
The hotel was 300.
Let me read you the people that were at the last time they had the Soul Train Awards.
See if you would know who they were.
Okay, because you say you want to go interview people.
Yeah.
Babyface.
There's a lot of babies.
I believe, I mean, I don't think he's on any newer stuff.
He's a little bit older.
He's a lot older.
Yeah, he's like a singer of a producer from back in the day.
Okay.
How about Charlie Wilson?
Charlie Wilson?
No, I don't know him.
What was that?
I was seeing a Charlie Murphy.
Who's that?
Eddie Murphy?
Hosted by Tisha Campbell.
No, no.
I haven't heard of her.
So you think you're going to go to this award show
and you're not going to know anybody.
It's one of those.
What if Jay Z pops up?
Oh, look at this.
This is Eminem.
Oh, hey, Rihanna.
That's what I'm saying.
They took a year off because of the pandemic.
I would imagine there's a lot of surprises.
For sure.
If I get you $500, you're going to go.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I asked you a question.
Yeah, lunchbox.
Okay.
He is right.
If you leave out of here on that Friday, on Spirit Airlines, it's $42.
Okay, see.
And coming back on...
Do you get a seat?
They're coming back on Sunday, it's $42.
Yeah.
I don't even know what this airline is.
I was joking when I said Spirit, but...
Scuba, if this is the case, we need to re-budget this.
Yeah, I didn't even think to look at Spirit Airlines just because I want to make sure you ride there safely.
Or just get there.
I'm just kidding.
I usually do Southwest, so that's my go-to.
Okay, let's re-budget it.
Yeah, nonstop for 42 bucks each way.
If that's the case, I got you.
Yeah!
All right, we'll come back to it in a second.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay home, it's something good.
This dude, Greg, has a 10-year-old daughter named Abby.
She has a neurological disorder called Lee's disease,
and so she's in a wheelchair, and he's like, man, I want to take her out to races.
So he just completed the Boston Marathon for the second year with her,
pushing her the whole way, and he raised 10,000.
$1,000 hoping to find a cure, and they are the team, Abby Mac.
It's pretty cool.
I'm looking at pictures of them here.
I mean, that's awesome for him, for the cause, for her.
I bet she enjoys that, too.
Yeah.
All those people making a difference.
That's great.
Team Abby Mac.
Team Abby Mac.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Hey, coming up in a minute, we're going to do a segment about how your kids embarrassed
you in public because Amy has this.
Eddie, you may have this.
Oh, sure.
You, the amazing listener of this program may have this.
So I'll go ahead and give you the phone number, 877-Bobby.
How your kids made you go, oh, no, in public.
So that's coming up.
But first, the news.
Bobby's big.
A new study has determined the safest and least safe states in America.
Vermont is it number one.
You know, anytime I've been in Vermont, hadn't been robbed.
Oh, that's what it's based on.
Safety for, like, robbery.
I just didn't know.
Different categories, yes, but for the most part, it's assaults, home break-ins,
all of the categories that you would feel unsafe if they happen to you.
I wouldn't think Vermont would be on that list.
Number one of the safest.
Oh, safest.
That's why.
I hit you top five.
Vermont, Maine, New Hampshire, Minnesota, and Utah.
all safe.
Wow.
You're talking about
personal and residential safety,
financial safety,
road safety, workplace safety,
all these factor in.
Now when it comes to the bottom,
I've lived in three of the ten.
I live a life of a rebel.
On the edge.
Tennessee is at 41.
Come on, guys.
Heck, Oklahoma is at 46.
Wow.
What?
Arkansas is at 47.
What?
Texas is at 48.
Wow.
Because I'm alive.
How did you make it through all that?
I don't know.
I should write a book.
How I survived the three, four dangerous most states.
I didn't realize every time I go to Oklahoma with Caitlin, I'm on the verge of being murdered.
But yeah, that sucks.
Louisiana's last.
Oh, wow.
Hey, been there a few times.
You get robbed there?
Dogged a few bullets.
Literally.
Yes.
Maybe some are based on the road conditions, not the people.
No, they're all pretty high up in the rain control of them.
Dang, I've lived my life like this.
Wow.
I need to get me a place up in Rhode Island.
So those are the safest and least safe states there.
I did see the story a couple of days ago,
but I watched the announcement yesterday
of the Spanx founder giving her staff gifts
because she sold a bunch of her company
and made a billion dollars, basically.
Yeah, it's crazy.
So now she's a billionaire.
The Spanx founder, Sarah Blakely,
Listen to what she did.
She gave her 500 plus staff, all the people that worked there, $10,000 in cash.
Cash.
Two first class plane tickets anywhere in the world.
Whoa.
First class.
As her brand reached $1.2 billion and that's what she has now.
Now, 21 years ago, it launched and she had just $5,000.
And she was selling fax machines door to door.
And then she came up with the idea for Spanx because she was annoyed.
by her panty hose that she was wearing every day.
I mean, it's wild.
She's 50 years old.
There's a big sign behind her.
It's all those letters.
And it said Spanx.
It was covered in balloons.
The S had a bunch of balloons.
You've seen those big standout letters.
Yeah.
You can kind of make...
Some people use them for their engagements
or their wedding day.
It said Spanx, and she's up with a microphone in a room.
And it felt like Oprah back in the day when you get a car, you get a car.
Because, again, she gave every single person, all more than 500 of them, $10,000
cash and $1,000.
First class plane tickets.
Again, she didn't send them to Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, where they might die.
Anywhere in the world.
Yeah, anywhere in the world.
They could have gone to Vermont or Rhode Island and lived happily ever after.
So I thought that was pretty awesome.
I would love to have seen a number on how much that spending was.
I didn't look it up.
I didn't figure it out myself.
I wonder, though, if you're buying in bulk like that from an airline, do you get a deal?
Yeah.
If you're like, I need 500.
But.
It's like Costco, dude, for sure.
The people had to go and decide.
where they wanted to go, so I don't think you bought
tickets whenever someone might go to Hawaii
and then someone might go to Australia.
Any airline, you're right.
And then someone might just go southwest
and they're feeling dangerous and they want to go to Oklahoma.
No way. They're getting offered first class
tickets. They're going to do it.
How much do you need to make to do that for us?
I don't own the company.
But when do you?
Everybody
Everybody thinks I, and I have.
And I've got you guys great gifts and I've sent you on trips.
I've done all this crap. But here's the thing.
I don't own the company. She owns the company. Everyone always expects, hey, what a, boy, look at this CEO giving away all this money to his employees. I don't own the company.
Wait, I didn't, I even say, I don't want to be yelled at right now because I didn't say anything. I just brought it up. I'm grateful for things.
Let's just say I get messages from people on this show that are like, hey, when are you going to do something like this for us?
I might email. Oh.
And I do at times, but I don't own the company. So I would, if the company wanted to do that for me. I would love a little gift.
How come your boy here can't get a watch?
That's true.
I get crap.
I mean, no, I get paid pretty good.
But I mean, other than that.
But no, I don't own the company.
But we used to, before we all had kids, or most of all you guys had kids,
every year I would go like, all right, let's go on a trip.
And I'd pay for a whole trip, and we'd all go on a big trip.
And, you know, it's good.
And Bobby would stay in his hotel room the whole time.
Oh, wow, fun.
That's true.
Lunch, and I would go check out the city.
We'd go to Vegas and Chicago.
They'd go ride Ferris wheels and stuff.
And I'd be like, I was going to chill in my room.
Very awkward.
Very awkward.
I live my life, though.
Finally, a mom who wanted to give her daughter one sibling and have a second child was shocked to find out she was pregnant with four babies.
Quadruplets.
Madison Collier was not on fertility treatments, so the chances of naturally conceiving quadruplets is one in 700,000.
Oh, my goodness.
Two boys, two girls were born last month and are doing well.
I'm just going to put this out in the universe.
whenever I decide, and by I, I mean we, Caitlin and I,
decide to have children, I would love twins up first and just wrap it up, just call it a day.
So you just want two kids?
That's all I want.
What about Caitlin?
You haven't asked her?
I haven't talked about that.
I would prefer two kids.
I would like to have twins up front and then just call it a day.
And again, how does she feel about carrying twins and delivering twins?
I don't think she likes it, but we don't have a choice, right?
If it hits, it hits.
Oh, yeah.
Do you all have twins in your family?
She has a significant amount of twins.
Wow.
And I know Ray and his brother.
They're twins.
They're not related to you.
Oh, I thought if you just need to me.
You know Morgan number one too and her.
Wow, you have two twins in your life.
My friendships.
So, okay, that's interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would imagine, I don't know if we have any listeners that have had triplets or quadruplets.
I would love to talk to you maybe in 20 or 30 minutes.
We're going to do the kids embarrassing stories in a second.
But just how much that rocks your life.
because I can imagine, you know, Eddie, lunchbox, you can tell me one baby.
It's a lot.
Rocks your life, especially your first one.
Everything changes.
But twins are quadruplets.
Holy moly.
That'd be crazy.
The twins will be awesome.
You're saying it's going to be awesome.
You're going to wake up every morning and come to work.
And then you're going to be like, I have to wake up early.
I can't get up.
She's going to text me like that's sweet.
And I'm going to text her back.
And then I'm going to do like Eddie and I'm going to stay at work until 3 p.m.
for no reasons.
You're going to do that.
Some days will work for my house
And, you know, we have the studio in a different part of the house
And I'll walk outside and it's 2.30 and Eddie's still there
And his Jeep still parked outside of my house.
And I'm like, what are you still doing at my house?
Still working, man.
I know.
Look, back in the day it kind of messed me up because I would like play basketball with Ray
Just to not go home.
But now, really, it just works just caught up.
So I work until that time.
But back of the day, man, I would kill a lot of time here before I went home.
Do we believe that?
No.
Honestly.
Do we believe that? Eddie works until 2 or 3.
Well, I guess are you not,
here's my question, because some of us do leave,
but then we work later in the day.
Yes. So is he just knocking it all out
in one swoop and he's done, doesn't even
get back on his computer after 2.30 or 3?
Is that true?
Then I can find that believable because,
yeah, that, I believe you.
I believe you, Eddie. Thank you, man.
I like that you need an Amy to believe me, though.
Well, she brings up a great point because at, like,
at 1 p.m. to 6, I'm back at it again.
Yeah, I don't do that. I'm done when I get home.
All right. Everybody good?
Good.
Everybody caught up?
No. What?
I'm not good.
I'm trying over to join my coffee over here, but I have like some residue from yesterday that's in my mouth.
We will address that coming up in the next segment as well.
Okay.
How our lives changed after yesterday's segment of the hottest shot in the world.
Come back. Let's play a song first.
But close it up, Ray.
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Are we going to talk about how your kids embarrassed you in public?
Amy, you brought this up.
What happened to you?
Yeah, well, so one recent example is we were walking into church
and they have a big bowl.
Communion is different because of COVID.
They're in the little packs.
Yeah, instead of it being passed around to everybody,
now when you walk in,
there's little pre-packaged little juices
with a cracker built inside.
And you grab one when you walk in
if you choose to participate in communion.
Well, my daughter, I notice we walk in
and she goes to sit over with the teenagers
and I go to my spot.
But she walks in and after she thinks I'm around the corner,
I see her stick her whole hand in there.
And she grabbed as many as she could fit in her hand
and then put them in her pocket like they were snacks for church.
Did you say anything to her?
Not in the moment because it was the middle of church.
Like 5 p.m.
She's snacking on it at home?
Yeah.
No, but I know.
I just want her to understand the importance of respecting the communion
and not grabbing a handful in front of the whole church
and like putting it in her pocket to snack on.
Why do they have it in a bowl?
Because last week they had it beside us.
They had beside the chair.
Oh.
Well, maybe someone said it.
set it out there. But this was, at ours, when you walk in, it's just like right there,
you can grab it out of a big bowl and go to your seat. And it doesn't taste good.
You don't think so? It goes to the crackers, the cracker's gluten-free.
It's because it's gluten-free. The wafer is stale as crap. That's why. It's not supposed to taste.
I know, but I'm saying, why would you grab a bunch of them? I would understand it.
Oh, she likes the juice. It's not about the cracker. That's true. She wants that grape juice.
So good. Yeah, it's like fanta to her. That's true. The juice is pretty solid.
Yeah. But I think why not make the cracker take it?
a little better. Like if it was a nella wafer, because again, it's just there to be symbolic.
Yeah. You think the disciples said that when they tried the bread?
No, but the disciples didn't have a bunch in a bowl and you can reach in and grab and then go sit.
You know? Yeah. So you had a conversation with her?
Yeah, especially because she wants to get baptized coming up soon. I'm like, all right, well,
we need to understand the importance of communion. And then when you're up there, you can confess.
Eddie, anything for you? Yeah, this is recently. It was a baseball game. And the team won. So the
coach got all the team in a huddle.
And he goes, everyone here played so good.
So I'm going to give out game stickers to everyone.
And then my son puts his hands up.
He's like, I don't want one.
And he goes, okay, all right.
Well, then I'll give game of the game stickers to everyone except Eddie's son.
And I'm like, why would you say that?
Just take the sticker.
Why did he not want the sticker?
It's his way of saying, like, I just didn't want a sticker on my helmet.
But at the time, it was such a big praise.
Like, you all played great.
You get stickers.
He's like, I don't want one.
And I was like, God, you're embarrassed.
embarrassing me. So I had to talk with them afterwards.
Are they still playing?
No, they just had their final one last week.
And?
They're good. I mean, I have two boys and two different teams.
One team really good. The other team, not so good.
And then how do you handle that?
They just, you know, it is what it is.
One team's younger. The other one's a little more experienced.
But, man, it's a big difference between the two.
Peyton, Georgia. You are on the Bobby Bone Show.
Peyton, what's happening?
Hey, good morning.
Morning.
So my child is big, first.
personality and she actually embarrasses me constantly.
But this specific time, you know how like when you're going to a store, and I don't know about
you, but if I'm walking out empty-handed, I just kind of feel like guilty.
Like someone's looking at me, like, is you stealing?
Did you take something?
Well, I was on the way out of a store, empty-handed, and my daughter, who was seven at the time,
screamed out really loud, oh, she's stealing.
And I was mortified.
Literally everyone at the store looks at me.
And, you know, they can't ask you, like, you know, to look in your bag and stuff.
because of the policy,
so you just kind of have to walk out, like, shamefully,
feeling like you saw something.
That was me.
It is kind of a weird feeling to go in,
spend some time looking,
have a brief conversation with someone who works in the store,
and then walk out with nothing.
It is weird.
It does, you do.
Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
That's what it feels like.
That's funny.
Thank you, Peyton, for the call.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, you bet.
All right, bye-bye.
Ashley in Louisiana is on the phone.
Ashley, welcome to the show.
What's going on?
Good morning.
Studio.
Morning.
I've always wanted to say that.
Okay.
So I have a three-year-old named River, and we took her to dinner, me and my mom, and we're
walking out.
She tries to take somebody's food off the plate.
Then she saw somebody in a wheelchair, and she tried to, like, wheel them into
the table.
So that was embarrassing.
Well, then we go to walk out, and there's, like, a man on the phone, and my child just
up and grabs his junk.
What?
And the kid, you know, like, she just walks away, like, no big deal.
And he's on the phone and looks down, and it's like, nobody's ever going to believe me when I tell them this story.
So then, like, I should be apologizing, but all I can do is just die laughing.
And that was not the first time.
Like, now she just up and grabbed people's junk and, like, girls' butts.
I did wrong with her.
Well, no, maybe because she sees you laughing.
She's like, oh, this is a fun thing.
So I don't know.
Does she ever, are there ever, like, do you have to talk with her?
Does she grab your butt?
Well, so, I mean, my husband will, like, slap my butt, you know, like jokingly.
But maybe that's where she gets it from.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's probably it.
But do you talk with her about, hey, you shouldn't do that?
Yeah, I mean, I, like, grabbed her hand and I was like, River, no.
You can't do that, but...
That's not your wee-wee.
That's funny.
Thank you for the call.
I can't imagine having the kid run up and grab some guy.
Yeah, no.
What do you do?
And I know that you want to laugh, but you can't laugh at...
Because then the kid will think they can just keep doing it
because clearly you think it's funny.
Thank you for the call.
I hope you have an awesome morning.
Y'all too.
All right, bye-bye.
Stephanie, you are on the show.
We're talking about how your kids embarrassed you in public.
Stephanie, go ahead.
Well, hey Bobby, actually, it wasn't what my kids have done to me.
It's like several things that I've done to my mom, who loves you, by the way.
But the biggest story that my dad loves to tell everybody is when we were at, I think it was like a Wendy's.
I was probably like three years old.
And my mom was bringing the food to the table.
My dad had already sat down with me there in the high chair.
And she like slides into the booze and her butt rubs on the vinyl.
And it makes like, it's really embarrassing sound.
and out loud to everybody, I go,
Putin, Mama, like,
the entire restaurant.
There it goes, the old fart sound.
Get you every time.
All right.
Hey, thank you for the call.
Appreciate that.
Thank you all for hitting us up.
You can also hop on Facebook.
Or if you have a really good one,
call us up.
We can put you on the next segment.
Also, in the next segment,
we have to update how we're feeling,
mostly you,
after taking the hottest shot in the world.
Yeah.
Which was a bit of a disaster on air.
It was mayhem.
We were on the air.
couldn't see because I got it in my eyes.
Amy's screaming, help me, help me.
Amy's in the office.
Then she's in the bathroom.
She's coming in and going, my face is burnt.
No, yesterday was traumatic.
Her face was burnt.
It's like a crime scene.
It was yesterday.
Yeah, and we will give you a full update.
And we can play the audio back of when Amy first took the shot.
Okay.
So we'll get in.
Okay.
We'll talk about it then.
Okay, what do you talk about?
It's just funny because, well, I watched back the clip that, you know,
put on Instagram, and it's funny because I'm like, do you think we should get a trash can?
And y'all are all like, no, just pretend you're in college.
No big deal.
I texted me last night, late, and I was like, are you okay?
What a day we had yesterday.
Amy had the ghost pepper shot.
What was the official title of that pepper?
The Carolina Reaper?
The World's hottest shot.
The Reaper as well.
And we looked at it.
We were like, all right.
Yeah, I know.
It won't be that hot.
Well, then just pandemonium broke out in the studio.
And not for just a segment, not for just two segments, but we pretty much had to stop doing the show for a while because it was so bad.
And then we were able to pull it together.
So we will update you on what happened.
Our day will replay you some of the audio of when it happened.
The post show yesterday is us basically just still hurting and recounting the hurt.
But we'll get into that.
I have some more calls from folks who have some great stories about their kids embarrassing them.
and if we have any calls they can get through
where all of a sudden they got triplets or quadruplets
and they were like, whoa, call us as well.
877-77 Bobby.
That's our phone number.
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Yesterday on the show, we spun the wheel.
And if it landed on your name,
you had to take the world's hottest shot.
And it was a rum shot infused with the Carolina Reaper pepper.
Hotest pepper in the world.
The peppers were in the bottle, too.
And I didn't realize that, but it was red.
The peppers were in the middle, so I continued to take from the pepper.
The day before, Eddie was all sticking his chest out, like, I'll drink it.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I kind of want him to now.
I need someone to feel what I'm feeling.
After seeing that yesterday, I'm out.
Josh in Ohio.
I see you're on the phone here.
Appreciate you calling.
Josh, what do you want to say to Eddie?
Well, Eddie's always given lunch by a bunch of greens.
and everything about how when he took the hot chick,
or hot chip, he couldn't handle it.
Well, Eddie said about a week ago before you guys got that drink,
that, oh, I'll take it, Bobby.
There's no need to spend the wheel.
I like tequila.
Well, let's see him take it now.
Yeah, hot shot.
Yeah, no, big boy.
That's all over.
The fact that we decided to do the wheel,
that voids that whole comment.
But you said you didn't even need the wheel.
You would do it anywhere.
Right, and I did.
I don't know, I was picturing, like, you know,
there's a Bacardi 151 that I remember in college.
Like it was like you could light it on fire.
It was so potent.
And I've taken a shot of that.
It was like, but doable.
That's what I was thinking.
When I saw Amy take that shot, not the same.
Well, yesterday too, in case you missed it, we're pumping her up.
We're going, because Amy went to Texas A&M.
We're like talking about College Station, the memories.
We're like, come on, you got this.
Pretender 21 at the bar taking a shot.
And she did and she ripped it.
So I did.
Y'all made me.
I was like, oh, I was thinking back to the good times.
And I smiled.
Like in the video, you can see me like smiling.
before I take the shot.
Good time.
And then I don't think I smiled
the rest of the day.
So this is a clip of Amy
when she takes the shot
in case you missed it.
Amy, describe the first three
or four seconds
after you swallowed the shot.
I don't, at the,
right away, when I first swallowed it,
I thought, okay,
I don't really know
what's happening yet, but I took it.
And then, yes, a few seconds go by
and it all just sets in.
It is so hot
that I, the only way I've been able
to describe the feeling to people would be if you've ever been,
it doesn't feel like you're choking.
No, I haven't.
It doesn't feel like you're choking, but that sense of like, if you are choking and I've
never needed the heimlich, but like if you needed the heimlich, that's your remedy, right?
It's like, I need help.
Somebody help me.
Get this food that's lodged.
Well, so that's my comparison.
Because I didn't know.
That's why I was saying, help me.
Because I didn't know what to do to make it stop.
But I felt like I was going to like pass out.
Here's a clip of Amy taking the shot yesterday.
Alright.
There she goes.
Three, two, one, go.
She took the shot.
There we go.
She swallowed it.
Oh, she's gonna puke.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's not good.
Give her some water or something.
Lunchbox help her.
Lunchbox help her.
No!
Give her some water.
Give her some water.
No!
No, y'all!
Somebody give her some water.
So it's me so.
screaming for the heimlich in a way.
I really felt
like this something, this is not right.
My body hates this. Whatever's happening to me
is so wrong. I'm going to have to go to the hospital.
So Amy runs off.
Yeah. And she runs into my office
and she starts to handle herself that way.
Then she runs into the bathroom.
And I'm trying to check on her. But I'd spilled
some of that stuff on my hands while pouring the shot
and I start rubbing my eyes
like a kid.
It was like two campfires
in my face.
I couldn't see.
Mike D goes, hey, we're on the air in 45 seconds.
So I can see nothing.
I got people running washcloths to me.
I got people trying to help Amy in the bathroom.
We go on the air.
I can't see anything.
And I'm like, oh, my goodness.
I mean, it's pandemonium in the studio.
People are texting Amy, messaging Amy.
Should I call 911?
Like from out of the studio.
Yes, because they're listening.
And they're like, do you need help?
Should we call 911, four?
you because it just was so bad. And Morgan and Abby were trying to give me milk and put milk on my
face because the problem was when I was throwing up, it started to come out my nose and down
my face. My lips looked like I had had like Kylie Jenner lip kit like they were swollen.
My face was red. It was burning like I had a chemical peel. It just was so, I was shaking and
sweating. It felt like alcohol poisoning, which I have had before, times 100. Like, you.
It's the worst feeling I've ever had.
Here's a voicemail we got yesterday.
Bobby and Friends, yesterday's show was hilarious.
It might be one of my favorite shows I've ever done,
the shot that Amy took.
I'm sorry, Amy, but yesterday was hilarious.
So my question today is,
who's going to take that shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot today.
My question, too, because I want to make sure
that I'm not being dramatic or creative.
crazy because I feel like I'm describing it to y'all. And then my day yesterday was not normal.
I'm still not. My mouth is not right. I don't know if it burned a layer of my skin. I don't know
what's happening, but nothing tastes right, not even water. Could you eat dinner last night?
No, all I had yesterday was crackers and popcorn. Because they were very bland. Yes.
Crackers, popcorn, and not enough water clearly because I didn't even, water doesn't even taste good to me,
which water tastes like nothing, but not in my mouth. It has. It has.
It was like a sweet rum coating situation that's happening that's been seared into my taste buds or something.
And I, yeah, I think I was dehydrated out of a headache all day.
I don't ever lay down in the middle of the day.
And I had to lay down for like 30 minutes because I was like I can't function.
Here's the question I would ask.
This will show us just how bad it was.
How much money would you need to be paid to do it again?
Like literally, if I said, hey, I would say, hold on, let me finish my.
My question here. Okay. The company has an unlimited budget.
Oh, man. No, I have to pay for our own games here, so don't think that's true.
But if they said, hey, we have, but how much to get her to take the shot again? How much would you need?
Any number, Amy? Literally. Don't be crazy. Say 10 million. I'm not. Like, what's the lowest you would take?
I'm thinking a million. Thousands and thousands? Thousands. I'd figure out a way to make money otherwise without having to put my body through that.
For $1,000, would you take the shot again?
No.
Really?
I'm sorry.
I will sell my soul on Instagram to some ad that I don't want.
Like, I don't want.
I, no, I, nope, not happening.
Like, yes, would a thousand dollars be amazing?
Is that a lot of money?
Absolutely.
But to go through an experience where you're, you're fearing for how your body's functioning.
Like, I, no, it was scary.
I've never broken a bone.
I've never been in a lot of pain.
You know, I feel very blessed in that department.
So I don't know.
I would say that might be one of the most,
that is the most painful thing I've ever been through.
Wow.
So no, it would take 100,000, maybe.
So we're telling our listeners not to buy this as a joke for their friends.
No, you cannot.
Someone, if they take that, has to be willingly of their own,
like I did it willingly and I own that.
My name was on the wheel.
I signed up for it.
Some people were online defending me.
I shouldn't have had to do it.
but I will stand before and say,
I know that my name was on the wheel.
Did I think it's going to land on me?
No.
But did I have to end up doing it?
Yes.
But I just, so I don't need people standing up for me.
It's really sweet.
But at the same time, if anybody ever takes that,
they need to know what they're getting into,
have milk nearby.
Also, I don't really ever drink milk,
and I had like 30 gallons yesterday.
Everything about me feels messed up.
I'm not myself.
The milk thing was awkward for me too,
because water wasn't helping my eyes,
but as soon as they brought in a cloth full of milk,
it helped my eyes.
It took me until about 1 p.m.
did not feel my eyes burning at all yesterday.
But again, I was minor leagues.
You know, Amy's playing up in big leagues.
Yeah, because, like, right now,
I love my morning coffee,
and I'm not, I still have almost half of it left,
and I've been sipping on it all morning
because it's just not good.
We're praying for you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I need it.
Okay, but we're all good.
Can me head?
Is anybody on the show going to do it
just to see what I'm talking about.
I would.
After this,
no chance.
If you'd come in and played it cool,
I've been like,
man, I had the best dreams last night.
No.
I woke up feeling wonderful.
No, but someone might just be like curious.
Uh-uh.
Is anyone curious?
I'm curious to see what it tastes like.
I don't know if I would do a whole shot.
I would like to taste like a little shot.
Did you see Bobby's eyes?
You're crazy.
The taste isn't enough for us.
Take half a shot.
I mean, yeah, we probably...
Even a quarter of a shot would kill him.
You know what?
I almost don't want him to do it.
He might die.
Somebody might die.
After I'm watching this, somebody might die from this.
Okay, Amy, thank you for your service to this show.
I'd love it if somebody else did it, but okay, you're welcome.
Listen, I'm like that caller.
I want more.
I want somebody else to feel it.
But it has been taken.
After she's been through it, she wants to see it.
No, I think, well, no, I think what it is is more so.
I just want someone to justify how dramatic I'm being.
We saw you.
Yeah, we get it.
When you started screaming for help and then Eddie froze and didn't know what to do,
That's when it hit me, man.
And he said, lunchbox, help.
Lunchbox help.
Like, I can't do anything.
I don't know that I've ever screamed that way in my life.
That was very a foreign sound from my body.
That, like, I clearly, yes, was that's...
It felt like you were being attacked.
Well, at least I know.
That's, I've got a good yell if I ever need it.
It shook us all to our core.
Sure, dude.
We were like, okay.
Thank you, Amy.
I finally stopped sweating, too, because it made you sweat and shake.
Just be prepared for all the things.
Or don't do it.
Don't be prepared.
Just don't do it.
You know people are doing it.
All right.
Bobby Bone Show.
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Norrie up the day.
This story comes to us from Northern Michigan.
A 43-year-old man broke into a house and the homeowner happened to be sitting there watching TV.
She calls police.
He flees out the back doors like, I'm out of here.
Run straight into the woods.
The only problem is he didn't know his way through the woods.
He got in there so deep.
He got scared.
And he had to call 911 for help.
Oh, my goodness.
So they talked him back to where the cops were.
Yeah, they were able to lead him back to safety.
and they were, all right, here you come, here you come, all right, here you are, and here are your handcuffs.
Then they arrested them.
Amazing.
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
So Thanksgiving is going to cost a lot more this year because of the supply chain issues to get everything.
Yeah.
So not only are they saying, hey, if you're buying Christmas gifts, start now.
And they say that every year, and nobody ever starts now, and then it ends up fine.
But this year, I don't think it's going to end up fine for people.
No, it's really not.
Like it's so severe.
Like, our friend Mary lives out by the, where the water, where the containers are.
And from her house, she took video.
And I mean, there's just obviously what you see on the news, but it makes it so real.
It's like, stuff is out there.
And there's like, it's going to roll into 2022.
It's unlimited shipping containers full of all the stuff we're trying to order.
And when they're back ordered or they don't have them in stock, it's because they have them.
If they're in a shipping container, they just can't get them unloaded and take into the warehouse so they can then ship out.
This is not good.
But they're saying it's not just Christmas now.
It's also Thanksgiving.
And it's going to cost so much more to make a Thanksgiving dinner.
Ugh.
Everything from even vanilla, pumpkin, you know, all the small things, not just the turkey.
Yeah, the ingredients that you need.
So, heads up.
It's almost hard to say they'll go buy all your Thanksgiving stuff early because it'll spoil.
Right.
At least a lot of it will.
But if you can get ahead of it, get ahead of it.
But Thanksgiving will cost more this year.
And Christmas, again, I'll say it again.
If you can think about the people in your life and the gifts that you're going to get them for Christmas,
I would start to buy them now.
Because when they run out, they're likely not going to get restocked.
Or if they don't have them now, hopefully they'll be in by the time.
And you have been one of the first orders that was ordering off the back order, and you'll get that.
Or do like I'm doing.
I'm just making all you guys a craft.
Oh.
Oh, homemade?
I like that.
Popsicle sticks and stuff?
Yeah, I'm going to do the little cleaners.
The pipe cleaners.
I'll make all you guys a little something and something.
Merry Christmas for me.
Thank you, man.
We're done today. Bye, everybody.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
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