The Bobby Bones Show - Reading Your Child's Diary + Lunchbox Gets Help Applying Sunscreen + Crazy Contest Winners

Episode Date: July 3, 2018

Show members discuss parental ethics after a friend of Amy's read her child's diary. Lunchbox asks for help applying his sunscreen. Listeners share their stories of winning crazy contests. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Now, here you. Turn it up. Come, Bobby. Yeah. Welcome to the big show on Tuesday. Morning, everybody. Morning. Morning.

Thank you. Here, I'll give you, I was reading this story about sitcom dads. Okay. I'll give you a sitcom dad. Tell me their job. Okay. From Full House, Danny Tanner. News anchor, morning show.

Yeah, TV host. Okay. I'll take that. How about, From Roseanne, Dan Connor. Construction worker? Yeah, a building contractor, or he switched over to a motorcycle mechanic at one point. Okay.

How about that? How about that? Tool belt. Yeah, how about Ray Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond? Sports writer. Wow. Wow. She's nail on these, huh?

That job, Amy. How about Philip Banks from the Fresh Prince? A judge. Or lawyer? Lawyer. Here first. He was for most of it a lawyer and then he turned into a judge when he won the election. Yeah.

Good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Raise it up a bit. Carl Winslow from Family Matters. What was his job? Carl Winslow.

Police officer. Wow. We found her strength. Oh, yeah. Wow. Yes. Okay. Al Bundy from Marry with Children.

Come on, Amy. Very famous for this job. Really? Yes. Did he work? He did. Just picturing him at home. Al Bundy.

They even did scenes there. A lot. Really? Yeah. Oh gosh. What was his job? I just didn't. Car salesman?

Shoes salesman. Oh. Okay. How about Mike Brady from the Brady Bunch? Architect. Correct. Wow, she's good, guys. Yeah, she's really good.

Okay, okay. Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead. Oh, he was a sheriff. That's correct. You won't get this one. It's the last one. Okay. Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.

Yeah. car salesman. Real estate agent. Dang it. That was good. Hey, that's pretty good. Good way to start Tuesday here, right? Well, well, well.

Let's get going here. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. There was a state trooper in New Jersey. His name's Kenneth Menace. And he saw an accident. He goes over. The truck is upside down.

He looks into the truck, and there's a passenger who is losing a lot of blood from a serious arm wound. So he's off duty. What do I do? He grabs a t-shirt and a piece of tree branch and makes a tourniquet out of the shirt and the branch. This slowed the blood lost. EMTs got there.

The man was airlifted to the hospital's now in stable condition. The EMT said he could have died within minutes had it not been for the tourniquet slash tree branch that he broke off a tree. Wow. And T-shirt that he had in his car. Isn't that crazy? Love it. Yeah. Shout out to first responders, police officers.

Even when they're not even getting paid, saving lives. And like being on McGiver about it. Yeah. Straight McGiver. Straight reference that no one's going to get under the age of 30, but still, I like it. That's good. Yeah, so to Trooper Kenneth Menaz, I see you. I see you.

Okay, Amy, tell them what movie you're now mad at. Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh, come on. I know. One of my favorites. It's so amazing. And I'm not really, really mad at it, but it has disrupted our life, especially in public, because did you know that Mrs. Delfire, obviously it's Robin Williams being the man dresses her,

like gets mad in the movie and I never noticed this, but he flicks someone off, you know? And so the kids see that, and of course they love Mrs. Delfire, and she can do no wrong, and this is amazing. So they're constantly asking me what that means, and then they do it. And we're in public. And they lift up their finger,

and they're basically flicking everybody, off and they're like, wait, mom, why is this bad? Mrs. Doubtfire does it? Why can't we do this? And I'm trying to explain to them. It's not nice and it's like saying something mean to someone and it's just not getting there. So we're throwing up that middle finger a lot because of Miss Doubtfire, a kid's movie. And I never noticed it before.

If there's anything out there, and if you're a parent, you're listening to this and there's a thing that your kids do and you're like, oh my goodness, I never even. even thought that would happen. Call us. Same type situation. 877 Bobby. The one movie I thought I could trust. I know. I know. Come on. Do they like SpongeBob? I don't know if we've watched it yet. No, we haven't watched it, so I don't know.

I can't answer that. How does they know? That's the greatest ever. You got to put them on that. You'll like it too. Okay. I'll have to get on it. I watch Spongob alone. Spongebob is funny. Yeah. Eddie has kids and he can watch it with them. No, they do, but they don't like it as much. I don't know what Their deal is. The Bobby Bones show. Turn it up. Amy was telling us about her kids, and they saw Mrs. Delfire, and they're just seen a

Miss Delfire where they flip off. Mrs. Delfire flips someone off, so they think it's fine because she's Mrs. Delfire. Hey, Chelsea in Florida. Hi. How are you? We're really good. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this?

So I'm just as guilty as Amy's kids. So when I was little, my brother used to love watching the Austin Powers movies. So my dad's friend came over to the house And they called me Mini Me one day And Mini Me used to always like Give people the finger with both hands So I'd run around saying I'm Mini Me and just flip everyone off All the time

So that was my thing my parents had to hide the movies for a few years This caller, her talking about her being a kid Just remind me of something I did After I saw Pretty Woman as a kid Wait what? Yes So I saw Pretty Woman when I was like About nine or something

And I decided to dress up as like punk rocker as I could, I guess, like tights and a short skirt, and I don't even know. And then I walked up and down my street. No joke. Oh, my God. You were a nine-year-old being a streetwalker? Oh, my goodness.

How does the story never come out until right now? Because it just came into my head. When she said that, I was like, oh, my gosh. This reminds me when my mom came home one day, and she found me walking up and down the street with my neighbor friend. I was with a friend. But I didn't know. When I saw pretty woman, I had no concept of what she actually was.

It's not like I really knew what was happening at all. And nobody explained it to me. I just thought you're like, you know, and so I was by the mailbox. She's right. Looking for nine-year-old John's. And it was. And there are tricycle bikes in a suit and this free food. So, I mean, yeah, parents, be careful when you show your kids, you know.

Christy in Tennessee. Yes. Thank you for calling. Holy moly. What would you like to say? Well, okay. So it's not about flipping. off anybody, but my kids have a tendency to point things out about people in public as loud as

they possibly can. And it's worse whenever we have to take one of them to the bathroom, because they're two and five, so they're small. And heaven forbid, somebody makes a noise in a different stall, and my daughter, who is extremely loud, she's like, Mommy, what's that noise? And I'm like, I don't know, you know, I'm trying to play it off. She's like, well, it sounds like somebody to do it. I'm like, no. Like, well, my own business is, be quiet. And I know that person's got like red face and they're waiting for us to leave so they don't have to come out and be face-to-face with the kids that called them out. That's funny.

They always do that. Thank you for the call, Christy. Appreciate you. And good luck. Fixing that one. I can't believe Amy watched Pretty Woman as nine years and they started streetwalking. Just by my mailbox. But literally streetwalking.

I wouldn't know what I was doing though. I wasn't looking for a ride. Right, right, right, bad. The Bobby Bones Show. Bobby Bones. I was having dinner with a friend, and we were talking, and the waiter comes over and says, hey, like to take a drink order. It was like, cool. And, you know, me, I just ordered some sparkling water.

He's like, ooh, I don't know if we have water that sparkles. It was weird. I thought he was telling a joke or something. Yeah, maybe he hadn't heard it. That is funny. Well, so I go, like Tobocico. And so he says, okay, gets both our drinks, leaves, comes back about, I'm going to say two and a half minutes later. and goes, hell out, take your drink order.

And I was like, this is funny. Got completely serious. Writes it down again. Walks off. I was like that was weird. Comes back again. Doesn't have our drinks. Says, hey, would you like some appetizers?

You know me? I love a good appetizer. Yeah. So I ordered like some grilled calamari and leaves. Comes back goes, hey, a kitchen caught on fire. I lost all your orders. What? The kitchen got on fire?

That's why I sound like, the kitchen got on fire. Fire? Like, I feel bad for this guy. Like, I also would be taking orders multiple times if the kitchen caught on fire. So, reordered everything again. Drinks, appetizers, the whole thing. And then our drinks came, but it was two champains. Now, no way order champagne. What? Okay. The table next to us goes, oh, I think those were our champains. I said, okay, cool. So I gave him the two champains. Waited from a drink. No, nothing. So I see him go over to the table next to us and he pulls out his wallet and he throws his wallet on the table. Now again, this is the waiter, pulls out his own wall and throws a lunch table.

And he goes, I'm sorry. I'm going on. What is happening? So he's trying to like, okay? I don't know. Like, I don't know what's happening. At this point, I realize something's up. So finally, the food comes out,

ordered entrees, the entrees come first, the appetizers come second, the drinks come third. Not the order that I would have requested them. The drinks last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, I got them all. and eventually they ended up being right,

but not the order that I would have thought they would have come. And listen, I was hungry. So I just had everything, so I was kind of happy. It had been, I mean, we were probably there 45 minutes before we had anything.

Oh my goodness. That's not good. So then I hear a commotion like, heard this. Over to the side of me. And I look over, and he takes his notepad out of his pocket and throws it

and then takes his little apron thing off, like a trendy apron, and drops it. They fired him right in the middle of dinner. I know. And I'm watching all this and I'm like, my mind's blown. I waited tables forever. I'm like, oh, that's all I can think is. What a story this is going to be on Twitter. So he's walking out and he has to do the walk of shame and walk by a big long window right by the restaurant. And he's talking on the phone and he's very animated with his hands.

So a new waiter comes up and goes, no, no, here we go. The new waiter comes up and he goes, hey, would you like to see a magic trick? What? What? And I'm going, what's happening here? the knife. Like, where are you? Well, the new waiter felt bad that we just went through all that with the old waiter and was trying to overcompensate because he also wanted to get tipped because I think he was having to do a lot of legwork for the old waiter. Yeah, so why not bust out magic tricks?

So he said, do you want to see a magic trick? And I said, sure, I was like a good magic trick. And he starts doing this thing with his hands. And then finally he takes a lighter and lights the candle and puts it on the table. You know, it wasn't the right environment for that. But I was like, Okay, cool. So the other guy gets fired. The new waiter's trying to overcom compensate because he feels bad. And I get the bill. And they don't give me any sort of a discount.

I wasn't asking for it. But I thought they would go, hey, you just had a mild, dramatic dinner. Yeah. We fired the way right in front of your face. The whole thing happened and nobody acknowledged it. So then give me a discount, which is okay. But I tipped the crap out of them because I didn't know who would get the tip. And I felt bad for the first guy.

I don't know what happened. because I feel like I don't ever really know what's going on in somebody else's life. I may feel like I do, but I really don't because people never really know what's going on in my life. And so I tipped him 50%, 5-0. Wow. That's pretty good. Because I feel like if you can slip someone a little extra love and you can, you should, because you'd want it given to you if you needed it.

And I thought maybe that old waiter would still get that tip. Yeah, because he was clearly having a rough day. Clearly having a rough day, night, week, don't know. But I hope he's able to get his addict right because his attic definitely was not right. But he got fired right at dinner. I'd never seen anything like it before my life. And so. He showed up just took his apron off right there and left.

Well, they made him. Well, yeah. They fired him. Man. What about the kitchen? Was it on fire? No, there was no kitchen fire. Oh, he lied?

Yeah, Amy, the whole thing was the, I don't know what happened. Yeah, that guy wasn't right. He wasn't right. Yeah. So, and lunchbox is magic. I mean because I tipped him 50%. I can't believe you tip 50%. I'd have expected a free meal.

I'd have called the manager and said, hey, what's going on over here? Whoa. And 50% insane. That's a bad night out. That guy's not going to have a job tomorrow. Yeah, and he's not going to get that 50% either. Well, I don't know who's going to get the tip.

Yeah, because he could serve. That may have in his last table. Yeah. And so I thought, well, let me send him out at least with a good tip because it wasn't going to be good. But if he's listening right now, hey man, chin up. you have better days. Man, yeah, I saw a potter's like three tables.

A whole thing was a nightmare. That was thoughtful of you. Yeah, that was nice. I was surprised the restaurant did not offer any sort of discount. I mean, not even a free dessert. Not even like, we'll take care of your appetizers. Yeah, your grilled calamari. Well, give him a shout out so we know not to go there.

No. As someone who worked in the restaurant business for a long time, the proper customer service thing would have been to go, oh, sorry about that. We'll take care of your appetizers. Yeah. But that's okay. That's okay. I'm not mad about it.

But yeah, that was it. I just want to say that. Just remember that. Even if someone is gross to you, it's probably because something in their life is happening that isn't pleasurable to them. Obviously, yeah. People react angrily toward other people,

not for the reason, not for the person who's getting the anger. So just be good to people, we can. And now was it. It was a good thing. It was a crazy. It was weird. But yeah, that happened, man.

And I had a story to tell, so that's pretty cool. The story part is pretty cool. Yeah, it's like it, but it's like a three-part story. Oh yeah, there was a fire too, so Yeah It's time for the good news

With lunchbox Yeah, home it's something good John Dobbs went on vacation to McCarthy, Alaska and he loved it, he met some people And he was talking to him They said, yeah, we don't have an ambulance Our volunteer emergency team Doesn't have an ambulance

So he goes back to Wisconsin, buys an old ambulance, fixes it up with his own money, puts it on a ferry, and ships it to the town So they have their own ambulance. All I hear is, I don't know know what the story's about. It's a great story. This guy goes to a small town. They didn't

have an ambulance. Oh, ambulance. Yes, he goes back to his town. He gets him an ambulance. But the fact that Lunchbox chose a story with an ambulance, so he could say ambulance four times. I am sorry, but I thought it was such a good story. It needed to be shared. No, you just wanted to say ambulance.

Ambulance. I mean, he fixed up an ambulance with his own money. Who taught you how to say that word? I have no idea. I just can't say it. Yes, you can. Ambulance. Ambulance.

Okay, stop it. You ever see that episode of Friends where Joey's trying to learn French? And she's like, see Bu, Blu, Blah. That's what it is in lunchbox. Ambulance. Okay, okay. That's how I say. It's a great story.

I love this story. I always love a good Amblant story, right guys? Yeah. Yeah. The Bobby Bonds show. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bonds. Let's go.

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Bobby Bones. Yeah. Someone ratted out Eddie for drinking during lunch. What? What's wrong with that? Oh, boy. Because I guess lunchbox and Raymond order waters and Eddie wanted to drink. Okay.

Look, the reason these two guys order waters because they're cheap. We were out having lunch after. It was Friday, by the way. Like, who can't have a drink at lunch on Friday? Me. I was like, who cares? Raymond, anything you want to say about this? Yeah, he has a serious drinking problem.

It was 11 a.m. There were people on business lunches and Eddie's drinking like it's spring break. Honestly, I was inspired by everyone on their business lunch. Everyone had a beer and a drink. I was like, this is what the real world is like. Well, and he ordered it. It's got salt on the rim. It's a tall boy.

I mean, it was easily a double shot. Yep. And then he's looking around like he wanted to waiter for another one. No, no, no, I only had one. Someone else has ratted out Eddie that he's gambling again on NASCAR and he's never seen a NASCAR right? Eddie is missing. He used to gamble on NFL every Sunday and he loved the thrill of it.

Now that it's out, NFL's over, he's like, I'm gambling on NASCAR now. Okay, that's true. That's true. I am gambling a little bit on NASCAR. NASCAR is fun, man. I realize that watching NASCAR is really fun. Producer Eddie, just living alive. I mean.

Acting like he's not, but secret life. Out of the year, man, drinking on Friday, gambling is savings away. I don't know that. Oh, that's true. That's how they're painting you, Eddie. I know. These guys. And Ray's the one that has to order electrolytes because, man, you got to get over that

hangover on Saturday. Like, he drinks more than I do. I just want a little drinky drink at lunch. No big deal. 11 a.m. Hey, we were done with the show at 1030. Raymond, anything you want to add to this? I like to drink, yeah.

And I didn't say that I don't, but I just think it's a problem for Eddie. I mean, right now I'm not craving a drink Are you, Eddie? What time is it? Yeah, I can probably have one. The Mommy Bone Show. Lunchbox lets his dog go to the bathroom in people's yards all time and doesn't pick it up, right?

Correct. It's kind of your thing. It's just the way over the world. It's fertilizer, it's whatever. It's just inconvenient, and it's been going on for years, and there's no reason to change now. So the irony is he sees someone letting their dog use the bathroom, except it's not in a yard.

Where was it? It was in the airport. Wait, what? In the airport. In the airport. Literally right there on the carpet. Like, you know how people have their dogs walking around now on leashes? She had one of those stretchable leashes, and the dog starts to squat to go to the bathroom.

Two? Leaves two big old logs, and then she just drag the dog away. You could have just said number two. Oh, number two. I thought you're going to have to be dropping. Droving. There, too. Yeah.

So wait, she didn't pick it up in the airport? No. and it was like it's kind of like brownish carpet it's dark carpet oh so she thought it was a can't fly yeah she just whistle off no how horrible if you're like boarding a flight you step in that nothing to see did you not say something to her no she was going one way I was going the other I was running but you saw citizens arrest listen I avoided it so I wouldn't worry about it what kind of human lets her dog take a crap in an airport a bad one and then lets it just go yeah because then she walked into like a restaurant or whatever

like she went to and you said nothing I mean there's other people around why is it my job I don't know we need to get that picked up Oh was it a service dog Oh no

It doesn't matter? Yeah It was like a little pool What if she couldn't see Or she didn't know what the dog was doing? Oh you mean if it was like a seeing eye dog Right Oh it is okay

Lunchbox is like oh yeah Minor Needdale She was blind Was she blind? No no no Okay All right Just check it

Well if you're listening And that's you You're a bad person for that. So I look better now. No, you don't look better. This is not a make lunchbox look better segment. Did you go pick it up?

No, I went to get on the airplane. Are there any songs that as you look back at your childhood years, your teenage years, young adult years, that you learned every word to. And you were so proud that you learned every word to it. Morgan number two, I'll come to you. Yes. What song did you learn and you were so proud you learned all the words? Dirty Little Secret. What?

Oh, about All American Reaches? Yes. You don't know All American Rejects? No, no, no, no, I don't know this one. It's the best song ever. Yeah, I like all it. They're from Oklahoma, too. Okay, All American...

I didn't even know if we have that in our system. Okay, ready? Morgan number two? I'm ready. Prove to me that you know all the words, a dirty little secret. Here we go. Great is Eddie.

I'm not listening. Okay. Morgan number two will now sing All American Reject's dirty little secret. Let me know that I've done wrong. When I've known this all along Go around a time or two Just to waste that time with you Tell me all that you've gone away

Find out games you don't want to play You are the only one that needs to know I'll be you my dirty little secret Yeah, nice work It's funny because that came to her immediately She didn't know what we were going to talk about. That's pretty awesome. Do you have a song, Eddie, that you know all the words, too, that you're proud of?

Yes, I was proud because it was so hard to sing. It's the Garth Brooks one. What's it called? Ain't coming down to the sun comes up. What's it called? Wow. But guys, this was like when I was in seventh grade, though. And I learned every word to it.

Okay. Ain't going down. And it's fast. Here we go. Here's producer Eddie. Come on. Doing Ain'n't going down. The sun comes up.

What song did you learn? See, how does it start? Six o'clock. Did it six o'clock? Yeah, yeah. Six o'clock in Friday evening, Mama doesn't know she's leaving till the speed of the street, or something, and she's never still the striven to squeeze the gym.

Rogo country stations just a blaring on the radio. Pick them up at seven, and they're heading to the rodeo. Mama's on the front porch, streaming out of a warning girl, you better get your red head back in bed before the morning. Now, yeah! Later harmonica! Yeah! Give me about ten more seconds in the video!

Nine o'clock the show is Ending but the fun is just beginning She knows he's anticipating But she's got to keep him waiting Grab about to eat And then they're heading to the honking talk the live Crowd the lion dancing just ain't what they really want Parked down by the boondocks

And park down by the creek where it's short straight Real late Dancing cheek to cheat! Yeah! Woo! Dead! Yeah! Mine would probably be this one

And I was so proud. It's been... Oh yeah. Because this one goes fast. It's hard. Yeah, and I haven't done it a long time But this is bare naked ladies one week And this is the chorus

But this isn't the part that everybody Okay, let me see if I can hit this one Come on, Buzz! All right, let me loosen up You're gonna hook week I'll make you stop think Like you're looking like Aquaman I summoned dish to the fish

Although I like the salad switch I like the sushi Because I never touch a frying pan Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes Big like Leanne rhymes Because I'm all about value Bird Kippets got the mad hits Okay, I don't make hits

But if I got a bus through Gonna make it set of better clubs And say, oh I got the verses mixed up Dang I'm a failure Oh dude that's tough though I'm a failure

I got my verses mixed up You want to feel better Go ahead Have lunchbox do one Which one do you know Man I know Lose yourself Just pick any

I know I believe I can fly I'm too sexy I mean I'm too sexy I mean I got them all What do you want me to do You just hit me? Just hit a song.

I don't care what you got. Just pull up a song, any song. I'm too sexy for my shirt. You already got it. You already got that's a word. That's not even the word. Okay, the dance doesn't count. Oh, too sexy it hurts.

On the cat bar. On the cat bar. I'm too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car. Too sexy by far. I'm too sexy. On my shirts. Sexy, it hurts.

Hey, Casey and Georgia, you've had two babies for other people? I had twins. Yeah, about almost two years ago, I had twins for another family through a surrogacy, and now I'm pregnant again. Can I ask you some questions about this? Sure. Because this is totally foreign to me. So someone pays you, like, is that a pretty good paycheck? Yeah.

How much? Yeah, we do. You can always say, you don't, but I mean, if I act like I didn't want to know how much that chart that cost, I'd be crazy. You can say, hey, okay, how about this? Over $30,000? It's around that. Okay.

Okay, good. So how do you advertise that you want to be a surrogate? And by the way, good for you. Like I say this, I mean, that's fantastic because you're affording someone the opportunity to have a baby who wouldn't be able to do it. But how do you advertise that? Craigslist? No.

It's actually something I didn't really know a lot about. My sister had infertility problems, and I was looking into doing it for her, but she was able to conceive on her own. And I just kind of had that feeling I wanted to do it for somebody. So we met this lady in Atlanta that has a surrogacy agency, and she matches you up with couples who are looking for surrogate. Do you get put in a book, and they, like, flip through and go, I want that. No. So, you know, like, she just kind of goes through and tries to figure out who she thinks would work well together and have kind of the same, you know, morals and standards and stuff like that. Yeah. So in relation to that, like, is there like a contract that says, I could see some parents being like, you can't, you have, we want you to work out. We want you to eat this. We want you to not smoke, take care of yourself.

No. But there's like a whole legal, you have to have like two lawyers that draw up contracts. And it's very. I mean, it's their child, but it's my body. Okay. Do you ever want to keep the babies? No. I didn't have any kind of emotional attachment. I mean, I love them, but I just, I knew the whole time they weren't mine because they had no genetic relationship to me. Is it easier to be pregnant?

I've always had easier pregnancies, I guess. I've always been blessed with easy pregnancies and easy labors. So, I don't know. That's always just kind of been easy for me. For the twins, did you get paid double? No. Solid question. That feels like family food.

Good question. Good question. Okay, okay. How about this one? Are you married? Yes. What does your husband think about that? I mean, when we first started thinking about it, it was kind of like weird, but he

was kind of interested in it. So what happens? Why is he interested in it? Like financially, is it kind of his thing? Like, what is it? No. I think he just knew how passionately I wanted to help another couple. And as soon as we met the couple, you have to meet them and, you know, like, get to know them.

And, like, we fell in love with them and you just see this couple who wants a baby so desperately. And you're like, okay, we'll do it. You know what I mean? It's like they just wanted a baby so. And they've been through, like, years and years of trying to have a baby. Yeah, one last question, anyway. Well, I mean, I just, I didn't know if her husband was military because sometimes, like, Like if spouses are deployed for nine months or a year, the wives will be surrogates back home and have a baby while they're gone and make some money.

That sounds like medieval times. Yeah. Like the night would go away and then they would have a baby. Not even somebody else. That just sounds crazy. Yeah. Well, listen. We see the babies like, you know, like a couple of times a year.

Oh, that's cool. Still? You still see the babies? Yeah. We have an open relationship with them. They send me pictures like every one. week. We meet them on their...

That's crazy. There's no way. No way. No way. Yeah. Wow. They're going to call us like aunt and uncle. They just call us Aunt Casey and Uncle Peyton.

It's kind of a neat experience. Well, thank you for sharing your story. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Amy, listen to this one. Okay. A five-year-old girl in Athens, Alabama, had never said a word.

The headline says, mute. child. I don't know if that's the appropriate thing to say, but she had never spoken. At five years old, she said her first word in the McDonald's drive-thru. Okay. Talking to the McDonald's machine. What was the first word? It was, ah, hello! That's awesome. What a pretty cool experience. I mean, I guess the person on the receiving in maybe didn't know, but hopefully they found out. So it says she's nonverbal. Maybe that's better to say than mute. I think so. But it does say five-year-old mute,

Yeah. Yeah. Well, regardless, she loved McDonald's. So the first word she ever said was they were going to the drive-thru. I love that. Yeah, me too. There you go. And for the mom, too?

Mm-hmm. The first, she'd been going to speech therapy since she was three. McDonald's should hook her up. Oh, you're right. They should. Yeah. That's tell me something good. That was tell me something good.

Oh, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. I'm a trams, my boy. This is the Bobby Boll. Here's a parenting. ethics question for you. It's basically what did you read your kid's diary?

I tell the story. Is it a different to yours? So yes, my friend read her daughter's diary, who's 13, and learned in the diary that she had tried alcohol. But also wrote in there that she hated it, thought it was disgusting, and never wanted to try it again. You know, stuff like that. So my friend, you know, has a dilemma of whether or not she wants to have the alcohol talk with her daughter now that she knows.

It just never even crossed her mind. She would maybe need to do that right now. and, oh, but she doesn't want to reveal that she knows, but then she also kind of wants to ground her for trying the alcohol. But she just doesn't know how to bring it up because then she's going to be busted for reading the diary. And she also doesn't want to lose that trust with her daughter. And she doesn't want to read it or continue reading it.

It just kind of, she came across it and decided to read it. And she feels guilty. Well, here's our phone number, first of all. 87777 Bobby. 877-Bobby. You have a mom who read her 13-year-old's diary. In the diary, she finds out that her daughter tried alcohol. And so there are a lot of layers to this.

She wants to ground her, but she doesn't want to tell her how she knew. But then she also doesn't talk to her about it, and she's glad she doesn't like it. But I don't know, maybe Judge Common Sense has an opinion, too. Well, yes. I think you have to look at the long-term effects of this. If you tell your daughter, period, that you read her diary, all that trust is gone.

Yeah. it stops that she can't get in trouble it's almost you know attorney client privilege her in that diary yeah now the mom can know and can watch out it can help her and try to use that as a way to organically bring up drinking and see she can't get in trouble yeah i know because it's not it's not like she got busted i know oh man so my opinion is you can't go to your daughter until you read the diary because she'll never trust you again Eddie? Wow.

No, there's no privacy in my home. Like, the conversation goes like this. You don't have to write in a diary. Just talk to me about it. Oh, goodness. And then we'll talk it out. Hey, I like to drink. Oh, man.

You don't even let your kids go on Facebook. You know what I'm saying? But you got to have conversations with your kid. You can't have privacy and them like, be like, I can't tell my parents about this. Your kid had a diary and did write in it and you read it. Then you have to go to your kid and confess you read something that's theirs. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough.

But what's your answer then? But the answer is no privacy in the house. So you would read their diary. Absolutely. Okay. So you're creating a culture where they have nothing of their own. No, share with us. We're a family.

We help each other out with things. You tried alcohol? Tell me and I'll tell you the doze and dotes about it. No, you won't. No, you won't. You have to. That's not the kind of dad you are where you talk about it cool. You shut your kids down.

No, like they'll say like, oh, I want a phone. No. Right, but if. But we talk to. about it. Yeah, I mean, I think I'm agreeing with Eddie's openness of conversation and trying to create that environment. He's only open so we can tell them no and get them in trouble.

Okay, but I don't, no, I'm not doing that. As long as your home genuinely cultivates that type of communication, but it's hard between parents and kids to have that. Even if it cultivates it, I still don't think you can. Right. I mean, you ultimately, every parent wants their kid to be able to come to them about anything. How much did you guys go to your parents? Exactly.

Exactly. But my mom didn't cultivate it. She didn't. She didn't talk to me about anything. We didn't talk about anything. So I can go to her. Like, I had to go to my sister or my friends for things. Like, even girl things. Like, it was weird. The Morning Corny. What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school? What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school? Honor roll. Honor roll. Yeah. That was the Morning Corny.

that. All right. Oh, boy. I'll see what you did there. I know. It's like a dumb. It's like a bonus. The Bobby Bones Show.

Bobin Bones. Just a quick catch up. Amy's got a friend. Friends got a kid. Found her daughter's diary. Read it. She shouldn't read it. I don't think, in my opinion.

Right. She feels really guilty about it, too, by the way. But she found it in the diary that her daughter had drank alcohol. And now she wants to also scold her for something that she shouldn't have known about. Because she was just sharing in her diary. I tried alcohol for the first time. And she actually wrote that she hated it and she never wanted to drink it again. But still.

All right, here we go. Here's Jessica in Florida. Hey, Jessica. Hey, Bobby. Thank you for coming on the air. What do you want to say? Yeah, I just think a general in our house is that, you know, nothing is private. If we have a reason to go looking through your room and I'm not saying her friend did, but we buy everything.

We provide for you. And kids need to know that, like, parents kind of know everything. And it's kind of a healthy fear of, like, if I get caught, there might be consequences and just kind of knowing that, you know, we have the right to kind of go in if we feel the need to see or look around for any reason. What if they buy their own diary, though? It's still under our roof. We still, you know. So they never have privacy ever while living under your roof?

No, they have privacy. See, they just know that if we feel the need to kind of figure something out or if we come to them saying, we know this, just so you know that we know this. And then we have a conversation about it and the do's and the don'ts and the why. We always explain why. What that would do to me is make me better at hiding things. That's what would do to me. I would go, okay, well, I figure this out.

I'll help my parents and hide even more from them. I mean, if they feel the need that it's so important they need to hide it, then if that's the kind of, if that's how they want to be, that's their choice. That's how I'll be, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, too. I'll be like that, though. I'll be like, okay, you're going to do that? I'll go buy a mailbox at the post office and hide all my stuff in there. No, hey, listen, I appreciate that call.

Thank you very much. Let's go over real quick. Jenna and Augusta, Georgia. Yes, sir. What are you thinking about this? Well, with my daughter, she has a diary and it is private, but as far as my kid's cell phone, there's nothing private about cell phones. I think that's fair.

Yeah, I say that. Yeah, I think even if you give them a social media account, I think you can snoop in there as long as the rules are stated. Let's also just put it out there. Everybody's different, every family's different. Whatever the rules are, as long as you're consistent, because they're really the most we can ask from anybody. Professional, personal, mother, son, daughter, it's just consistency. If you say this is your diary and it's private, you can't look in the diary. If you say everything's open at any time I can look at anything, as long as you're consistent, that's where it all lies.

So every situation is different, but if you tell someone this is private, then it should be private. Because once it's not, they will never trust you again. If you say all things are open, then all things are open. So Jenna, I appreciate you listening in Augusta, Georgia. I just want to say I'd like to command my parenting advice today. Once again, someone with no kids nails it. Okay. Yeah.

Establish the rules up front and be consistent. Not even with just parenting, just in general. I've been told that by so many people, by people in the industry, by people on Facebook that I'm not good looking enough to be on TV. So lunchbox decides to go out of the picture of me, the people are standing around. Oh dear. And just say, hey, you don't know this guy, but do you think he's good looking enough? It's called Rate this guy. Okay?

I'm going to show you a picture of this. I'm going to show you a picture of a guy and I just want you to give me your thoughts on attractiveness, what you like, don't like. And look at the picture. So that's what we're going to do. Rate this guy. We have five of these. Here's number one. I need you to judge someone based on looks.

I'm going to show you a picture, and I just want your feedback on what you think of him. What do you think of that guy? Kind of nerdy. What makes him nerdy? I guess glasses and hair. He does have pretty eyes. On a scale, one to ten, what would you? Wow, one to ten.

Why are he doing this? Seven. Face for TV. You think he could make it on TV or not quite there? Sure. Sure. Not Mary Commenced. Okay, okay.

That one. How about this one? I love facial hair. I don't have facial one of the picture, by the way, just in case you're all wondering. Oh, okay. This is full beard? Yeah, no. Okay.

I love facial hair. He's got a little five o'clock shadow kind of going on in that one. Do I? Yeah, a little bit. Oh, look at that. A little noon shadow. So, he's cute. I don't really care for the hair.

Oh, come on. Why can't we just leave it? He's cute. Let just cut the clip. Kind of like, I get the whole, you know, spike it up, but I don't really care for it. Like cute, like four cute or like? Like seven hats. I'll give him an eight.

Wow. All right. Nice smile, too. I like nice teeth. Man, I'm just getting dragged and all of a sudden. I give you a seven and eight. Wow. So it's just, you know, people, especially in the country music world in Nashville and other radio, people are like, you shouldn't be on TV.

You're not good looking enough. So lunchbox went out and just pulled the. people. They don't know who I am. He's talking to. I would say seven. Wow. What do you like about him? His glasses. And his white teeth. Yes. And he looks confident.

And fun, actually. He looks fun, too. Thank you very much. Oh, you look fun. I think the picture I'm just smiling. I do have some white teeth, though. They're so clear. Oh, he looks so fun. I bought these white teeth. Yeah, you did. You have those fix. Shout out Dr.

Cutberth. Okay. I like his hair. In his glasses. And he looks very personable. He does. He looks like he does. Very personable. Fun. They tagged him over here?

Man, so many people saying fun, the word fun. I know. Scale one to ten. Eight. So if you were single, he was single, you would give him a call. Or have him give you a call. Sure. Could you see him on TV?

Could he be a TV guy? Yeah, absolutely. Oh. Well, let's just end it there, folks. Enjoyed that. Yeah, enjoyed that segment a lot. show. So Morgan number two watches all the social media, the Facebooks, the Instagrams.

And about once a month, you'll come and say these are the most asked questions by the listeners of the Bobby Bone Show. Morgan number two is our 24-year-old, head of digital. Morgan number two, do you have the list ready? Yeah, I'm ready to go. All right, question number one, most asked questions by the listeners of the Bobby Bone show. Go ahead, number one.

Is Bobby secretly dating somebody? Nobody believes you're single. Amy, do you want to take this one? sure no he's not secretly dating anybody and you can believe it he's single why he laughed so hard take that to the bank but why he laughs so hard why would you hide that from them i don't know but no i'm not i haven't even been on a single date in six months yeah he's busy or no i mean you can always find time if someone ever says oh i don't know if i have time for you it means they don't know if they have time for you dang that's what that means because you can always make time

Yeah, you can prioritize your time. Yeah. But let's be honest, you have been busy too. I've been busy, but I'm never too busy for love. Well, then what's up? I don't know. I don't know. That's what's up.

Yeah, Bobby single. Definitely. Question number two, Morgan number two. When do you sleep? Nobody believes that you sleep because you're always out doing things and basically never sleeping. Me? Yeah, you.

Amy, do I filled this one? Well, if you follow him on Insta Stories, a lot of times at night, you'll see a I'm in bed with his shirt off, watching Golden Girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I figure that at some point between, you know, mindless TV watching, because his brain is always going, that helps calm you a little bit. That's why I watch Golden Girls or King of Queens. And then I picture you sleeping at some point, but then your alarm goes off and it's time to start all over. I would say I sleep sometime between 10.30 and 11 p.m. and 3 a.m.

Yeah. Generally. Those are my sleeping hours. Next, question number three. All right, this one's for Amy. How is her son doing with potty training? And people want to know how you're adjusting being a mom. Potty training there.

Take that one on. Potty training's getting better. We now wear pull-ups because it's just easier. But he doesn't, it's gotten so much better. And he's getting better about getting up and using the restroom. So I think it's all working. He's seven. When do you guys move on from the pull-ups?

I don't know. I don't. He likes them. I buy the fun ones with like cars and I mean I would like that I know Spider-Man I know I'm like could I wear some so I don't have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but I don't know when he's going to discover that it's not cool

but he's so small he doesn't even look seven so he wears like a 3T which is like for toddler like it's tiny so as long as he can still fit in them we're buying them all right number four all right is Amy really that nice in person no I'll fill this one Bobby, do you want to feel this one? Yeah, she's even nicer. Oh, shut up.

You are. She's kinder. I can't say that word. What? Shut up. You don't say that in your house anymore? No, because I just got mad at my daughter for saying it to my son, because he said something, and she said, shut up.

And I said, we don't say that word. In the past, did you ever declared that you didn't say that? No, because, I mean, I probably say it. This is where she probably got it from. And I'm like, dang it. We don't say that word. No, we don't say that word either. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So 21 years ago, this teacher had a really bright student in her class. And on her last day of school, she wrote a note that just said, hey, you know, it's been a joy to have you. Keep up the good work. Invite me to your Harvard graduation. Well, it's like sixth grade. Probably just assuming the kid would go to Harvard.

Well, the kid went to Harvard. And 21 years later, remember that the teacher had said, invite me to your graduation. So she put out this heartfelt note to her teacher thanking her for the encouragement in sixth grade and straight up invited the teacher to her graduation. That's cool. I bet she was kind of kidding with the Harvard thing too. Oh, totally. Yes. But I mean, obviously she saw the student was bright.

But it really happened. Yeah, that's cool. There you go. That was Tell me something good. Lunchbox went to the beach this weekend. Where'd you go, lunch? I was down in Florida. Right outside of Tampa and Clearwater, it was like Indian Rocks Beach.

Well, that sounds fun. So why did you guys do that? My wife is pregnant. She likes the beach. And so it was just a little getaway to kind of get her on the beach before we have a child and sort of relax. A baby moon. Well, not really a baby moon because it was only the weekend. So it was fun.

It was just a relaxation weekend because she's getting kind of stressed out because the baby's coming in a few months. Do you hate the term baby moon? No, baby moon's later this summer. I got something big plan. Yeah, I got something big plans. Wow. This is just a warm-up.

Wow. So lunch takes her to the beach. And lunchbox is sweaty and hairy. Just awkward looking. Can we all agree? Yes. At times. And why were you so sweaty, by the way, on the beach?

Well, I mean, it's hot out there. You're walking up and down the beach. You're laying there. The sun, you sweat. That's what happens. And when you're walking the beach, you're working. The sand's hard to walk. walking. I don't know if you ever tried to walk in Sam, but it's tough. I have. Okay.

And so, Lunchbox has a hidden microphone on, and he's trying to get people to put sunscreen on his back. Okay, here's clip number one. Ladies, ladies, who wants to be a hero and help me run some sunscreen on my back? No, babe, I'm sorry. No, no, come on. What if I get sunburned? Like, it's not a creepy way, just like a little bit in the middle of my back. I hear. That man right there is going to be the perfect guy for you to ask. But, sir, hello? He's totally ignorant. Oh, that's a no? That's a no bag.

Oh. Put your shirt up. Thank you. I thought she was yelling at you at first. No, she was trying to stop some random dude on the beach going the opposite direction. She said put your shirt on. Wow. Lunchbox is trying to get people to administer sunscreen to his sweaty back.

Club number two. Ladies, are you here to save the day and help me rub some sunscreen on my back? Yeah. He saw that and just do that to you. I can tell it's not rubbed in. I can feel it. Come on, give it a little rub. Nothing.

No, I don't. No, I don't. Yeah, that feels good right there. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. Have a great day. You know what's creepy is that when they do finally agree to do it, he goes, oh, yeah. So they've already taken one for the team.

Yeah. It does feel good, though, when someone rubs your back. Yeah, but you shouldn't be, as a stranger, be like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here is lunchbox going up to a guy on the beach and saying, hey, would you mind putting sunscreen on me here you. I don't mean to bother you. You're having your morning coffee, but I was wondering if you could rub a little sunscreen on my shoulders. You know, I have no problem with it. Get a little bit on my shoulders. That'd be so amazing. I can already feel the protection. Oh, have a great day. All right.

Bind over. You said it on your shoulders. Yeah, but he did my entire back. This guy's just having his morning coffee. Yeah, but he didn't mind. I think he liked it. That guy was going, Oh, this time. It's at a lunchbox. Lunchbox is on the beach, and he's real hairy. You guys have to know. He's real pale.

And he goes up to a guy. Here, listen to this one. Clip four. Excuse me, sir. Is there any way you can help me put some sunscreen on my back? Big old fellow like you, those hands, I figure it would be boom, boom, and my back will be done real quick. Just like a little, I couldn't, oh, that's perfect. Oh, yeah, up there.

Thank you so much. Oh, man. Oh, that's a great. Oh, that's a good idea. It kind of works. Thank you guys. You guys make a great team. Thank you for both helping. Oh, that's disgusting.

The wife stepped in and helped too, so the man and the woman were rubbing my back. His big hands. His big dude. And then you said boom, boom, we'll be talking. One more clip. Lunchbox's on the beach asking people to put sunscreen on him. Clip five. Excuse me, sir.

Is there any way you could rub some sunscreen on my back? The sun came out and I'm starting to get sunburn on my shoulder. No? Like, what if I get sunburned, though? Well, it didn't. Dang. Oh, man. Peter in the house.

Yeah. Well, hey, I do think that you got three out of five. They're pretty good. It's not bad. People were nicer than I thought they were going to be. Well, there's lunchbox on the beach. If you came to me as a dude. Yeah, how would you react?

Like, if you're sitting there and a guy really needs some help. Go ahead, ask me. Oh, excuse me, sir. I don't mean any words. Why are you breathing like that? Why should change your into like a salesman? That's what I do. I try to sell myself.

Well, that's what I sound right. Hold on. I try to go to him like, I'm sorry you're reading People magazine, but could you, right in the middle of my back, I can't reach? Can you put some sunscreen there for me? I don't want to get burned. No. But sir, you're going to. No, that's it. I'm done.

I think that you would do it, Bobby. No, I would not to him. There's no way. I'll be like, no, that's gross. You're gross. I don't think it's every dude. But him? His bag.

Well, I know you know him, but let's say you didn't. He's a stranger. No, I wouldn't. Stranger danger. Morgan number two, our webgirl, do you know she won a year's worth of free sandwiches from a shop once? No. How did you win a year's worth of free sandwiches?

I was at, like, my journalism's party in college, just like a welcoming party, and I won a year's supply of free sandwiches and, like, the raffle. In college, that's amazing. What does that mean a year supply? So it was basically the stipulations were that I got to say. sandwich every week and it was like a foot long sandwich every single week. Every week?

That's kind of like. It should be every day. We're 52 foot long. You can cut it in half. Bread doesn't say good that long. Yeah, every day. That's a rip-off. That's misleading.

That's like going on prices right and you get a life supply worth of spam. Only so much you can eat. Nobody wants a sandwich every single day. Yeah, you can give it to somebody else. I have a card because I used to do endorsements. for this company, and one of the places was Caravas. And they sent me a card that said, hey, every day, here's $100 on the card. You can go every single day for $100 bucks.

And it's the Karaba's family, and it was like bonefish, outback, outback, and. Yeah. And I never went. Not one time. Why? I don't even know if the card still works. I felt guilty. I'll try it.

My name's on it. So I guess I still need to go and try it sometimes. Yeah. And then just eat it if it doesn't work. Yes. It's like my card gets rejected. Sorry, sir. Your promotional card just got rejected.

It's so crazy that it was every single day. I know. Do you know how much money you would save on food if you ate there every day? It was a way that would gain if I just ate out every day because when I eat out, I get the worst options. Yeah, that's true. Hey, Kimberly in Georgia. Hey, how are you?

We're good. What's going on? What did you win? I won a year supply of Lings from Buffalo Lod Link. A year supply. What does that mean a year supply? Yeah, there was some stipulation. So it was like a...

like a packet of 52 wings, but they had weak markers on it that I had to go that week. So I could only go the week that I had those certain ones. So stipulation, you thought it was being unlimited anytime you want for a whole year. I know, it should have been, but I got burnt out on them so fast. I was like the first hundred in the door when they opened, so that's how I got it. Oh, Chick-fil-A does that too, or one of the first people to go in, gets Chick-fil-A for a year. Hey, Kimberly, I appreciate that story. Appreciate you.

Thank you very much. That's funny that you do get burnt out. They know that. Yeah, you can have one million tuna sandwiches. Go. I've had five. I think I'm going to tap out of this one. Hey, you're on the air, Debbie in Alabama.

Hey. What'd you win? I want a trip to California to see the premiere of the castaways with Tom Hanks. And then that evening, got a ticket to go to the after show party. and was able to meet Patrick Faisie. Really? How did you win that? Call her 10 or what? Yeah, on the local radio station that we had here.

Are you kidding me? That's awesome. No, I'm not. It was two free plane tickets. They flew us out there, put us up in a hotel, and we got to go to the premiere and saw all the stars out there. That's crazy, Debbie. That's awesome.

That's a cool story. Thank you. Appreciate you. Have a good morning. Ashley and Maryland. Go ahead. Hey, I actually want a car at my prom. What?

A car. Prom? Yeah. Wait, what kind of prom is this? It was at the after prom party to promote, like, not going out and drinking and driving. So they gave you a car? Do you draw it out of a hat or what? Yeah, we bought a ticket, and our prom ticket was actually entered in the raffle,

but you had to stay all night long at the after prom party, which is until, like, 2 in the morning. What kind of car was it? I'm beside my What, go ahead What kind of car was it? It's a 2001 Alonra Did you keep it?

Oh yeah, I'm driving it right now Look at this right here Wow, wow, wow What about taxes? What was that? You had to pay the taxes? No, what was that?

You're breaking up. Because you're only 18 No, no, taxes Hey, I appreciate you. Man, so happy you guys It's been Even just a few minutes With us today, thank you so much

Got to go. hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram. And if you have the IHeartRadio app, search Bobby Bones Show on demand. Thank you guys. Come on, y'all.

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