The Bobby Bones Show - Rejected Segments + Lunchbox's Prank Call + 'Never Gonna Get It' + Clay Walker Performs His Hits In Studio!

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

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Hey guys, welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. I hope everybody's having a good day so far, early morning for some folks. Here's a story that I read this morning before coming in. And I love AI and the stories of AI in the future. And I'm not going to spend a lot of time getting too deep into it, but I just wanted to scare you just enough.

They have an AI robot, artificial intelligence robot, and they can communicate with it. You know, you teach it, and then it teaches itself. An AI robot says it will probably end up destroying humanity, though it doesn't want to. Exactly. The GPT3 says it has no interest in harming mankind, but it claims humans will likely end up programming. it to do something that leads to heavy human casualties. Yeah. The language generator commissioned by OpenAI was given a writing assignment.

GPT3 ended up writing a piece which it described itself as a thinking robot. It's not planning any kind of robo apocalypse, but it sees that humans will use it for the wrong thing and it will kill humans. Nerd minute for sure. But does that freak you out at all? Yeah. I was watching this robot try to teach itself how to run. and at first it has to like crawl and it's slowly

it's running all wobbly and then it figures out how to That's crazy It's wild Okay well I don't freak everybody out So let's end I'm already freaked out too late It's a lot of something

As we start the show That's pretty goofy and funny So lunchbox called a salon What did you say to the salon lunchbox? That I want to give my mom a bikini wax I want to come in and you know Give her a bikini wax She had a pool party coming up

Oh boy His mom All right here we go Here is lunchbox calling a salon To see if they would give his mom a bikini I was just calling because I want to give my mom a bikini wax. For, were you looking to get it done today? Oh, no, just later this week because she has a pool party this weekend and she wants to feel comfortable in her bikini.

And are you okay with anyone doing it or did you have a specific person you wanted there to see? Oh, yeah, I was going to do it. I just needed to, I didn't know if I needed to come early to set up or how that works. So we won't be able to have you do it, but one of us, One of the girls here can do it for her. Do you have like a wax heater I could use and you provide the wax or do I need to bring my own wax? We have our own. We're not able to provide you with anything.

Okay, perfect. That's even better. I mean, that's good. That means the wax is there. I don't have to bring any supplies. Do I need to come in, like, do I just wait in the room and then you bring her in or do we just walk in together? So we're not able to have you waxer. That can be a safety liability for us, so we're not able to do that.

No, I got 15 years of experience. I'm not going to, there's no liability. I got 15 years experience. Like, my mom will vouch for me. I'm really good at waxing her. I understand, sir. We're just not able to do that for you. The whole premise of that is disgusting.

It's so funny, though. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailback. Yeah. Morning studio, they say. I'm emailing you this morning because I need some advice. About a month ago, I was clear. cleaning my boyfriend's apartment for him when I came across a beautiful diamond engagement ring in his night table.

And I felt my heart melt. I figured he proposed any moment because I found the ring. But it's been over a month and still no proposal. Every time we go out to dinner, I think this is it. The anticipation is too much for me to handle at this point. Should I confront him about finding the ring? I'd really like to get started planning the wedding. Signed with quotation marks, Sarah.

Here's the thing, Sarah. I know it's super important for you. But if he's holding onto the ring, you don't want to ruin a possible surprise that he's been planning for you. Or the timing of something happening because he has put so much thought into it. I can't imagine him buying it, holding it for a month,

just to go, You know, I'll do it when the wind hits just right. Something is spinning in his head. 90% of me goes, he's planning something, waiting for the time is right for something. 10% of me says he doesn't know it yet. But that's only 10%. 90%. And second of all, let's be honest about you cleaning his place and getting in his night table.

You don't clean inside of a night table? You were looking for that ring. Yeah, I'm sending you eyeball. emojis right now. But no, you don't say anything to him. You don't even let him know. You don't even let him know that you found it until at least five years into the relationship.

Because if he planned something for you, he wants it to be so special. And you talk about peer pressure for a guy to have to think about proposing now because everything on Instagram is crazy. People have big proposals. People crying. There's pressure on a guy now. So let him take the pressure. hopefully that pressure and his love for you will manifest into something that you will always remember.

Say nothing to him. Thank you. That's my advice. Amy? I agree. You can't say anything. Nope, nope, nope. I don't even know that you say at five years in.

Gosh, that would be so hard. But, I mean, it's not your fault. You found it. It might be if she's snooping. I don't know that she, nobody, you can't prove that she was snooping. I know. But, yeah, I would just be patient and it'll, you know, mean more too when you're really surprised.

So just try not to think about it. But keep your nails ready. That's a thing. That is. The whole showing the ring that close is a little, it makes me uncomfortable as a flex. Okay, so I don't think that it's just for that, but it's like not for Instagram, but for family and friends. Oh, it's for Instagram. Yeah, for sure it's for Instagram.

It's for Instagram. I get that you want to send your aunt Nita a text. message of your ring, but it's for Instagram. But everyone's also in person. Forget the pictures. Once you get engaged, everyone is asking to see your hand. And so you want your nails for all good. If he sends you to get your nails done, you know what's coming, by the way.

Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have her, like, arrange for her friend or sister. Even then, it's too, you can't. You can't. Anybody that's coming to her at this point going, let's get your nails done, she knows it's coming. Okay, the answer is, though, you don't say anything about it, right, guys?

Correct. the same page. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail pack. Yeah. Ramundo, tell Amy what you saw at Starbucks. So I'm in the Starbucks line. This is crazy.

And apparently this lady, two people back, was a medium. Like psychic? And she goes to the dude in front of me and says, did your father pass away? And the guy's just like kind of fluster and goes, uh, yeah. I have why? And she goes, he forgives you. I needed to tell you that. I'm a medium.

And he's in this, uh, in Starbucks right now. And he wanted me to tell you that. I'm so sorry, but I just felt the urge and I needed to tell. And this is all in front of everybody else. And so then other people are probably looking around wondering, who else is chilling in this restaurant with us? I think about that part of it. That is crazy.

Isn't that crazy though? So first of all, just that you see that is wild. Even, even if it's completely somebody that's kooky as can be. Right. She could do that. multiple people and then she got lucky because yeah his dad had died so did he believe it uh he was weirded out by the whole thing he did say thank you but and then i'm just is so i guess the ghost was literally in Starbucks in the line with us okay just let me play devil's advocate here before we all go cookie cookie what if she really could we can't prove she couldn't i mean she nailed it

his dad had just died and that's a tough one you can't just go up to someone to be like hey do you know something with a you in their name that's tough yeah that the middle of death what you think I'm not I don't think so But could be I'm not a believer in that either However I do leave a shred of doubt Because I don't know anything that I can't see or touch or smell Right

So did you believe it Ray I did and honestly the guy What a relief his dad forgave him Did you ask the guy hey what'd you do I should have If I was a good reporter I would have yeah Bobby Bone The Bobby Bon show

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So there are these two people, Joe and Julie, they met when they were teenagers at church. Always had a little interest in each other, but nothing happened until they got reacquainted in their 30s. But even at that point, they just had so much going on in their lives. They never took the time to tie the knot, get married, make it happen. Well, now 75 years old and 79 years old, they finally tied the knot. Oh. Yeah. He didn't have some commitment issues, huh?

Mm-hmm. No, no. One day, I guess, when things finally settled down, Joe... What does that mean, settle down, though? I mean, good for them. It said they were caring for family members that were sick and other ones. They had stuff going on work. Joe...

Joe finally turned to Julie and said, You want to get married? And she laughed and said, yeah. Thought you'd never ask. So, in front of 200 loved ones who've waited a really long time to see this go down, they watch them say I do. I guess we're commitment issues. Good friend, we're going to know where it's done.

That's going to be me and I tell me something good. You know, Bobby, 93. Saturday, finally, get married. Settle down. Yeah, settle down. Amy, you good? I'm good. All right, that's tell me something good.

Good work there. And good work to that couple. After all those years. Joe and Julie. 60 years, they got married. That was Tell Me Something Good. If you're feeling anxious, they say you should watch a TV show that you love to watch when you were a kid. Because anything nostalgic reminds you of a time when you felt secure.

That's cool. Kind of relaxes you a bit. and calms anxiety. Wow, I like that. I do that when I sleep. I watch the office every night, not because I was a kid, but because it calms me.

I know what's going to happen. I don't have to worry about it. Because if I'm watching a show and I'm like, oh, I wonder what's going to happen next. I can't go to sleep. Here is Linley from Texas. Here you go.

Hey, morning studio. I was just had a random thought and I was wondering if you could tell me if I made this up or if y'all used to do this a really, really long time ago. They used to go like, I feel good.

Oh, I feel so good. Oh, I make that up. Also, does Bobby have a belly button? A long, long time ago, there was a segment, and I swear he said he didn't have a belly button. Anyway, weird things will make you go, hmm. Okay, two things. You're right about both of those. When people used to win a game, I would go, how do you feel?

And their cue was, I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. And then we'd keep going. Much the way that people call and they go, morning studio, and we go morning, all together. Just a little call-and-answer type things. But yes, we used to do that probably 10 years ago. And then I only have part of a belly button because I have a scar from when I rupture my spleen

and they had to take it out. I have a scar going from right below my sternum, down to my close to my puby bone, and it had to run through my belly button. So I only have part of a belly button. So both those are pretty accurate. Let me see that. Good memory.

Wait, look at that right there. See it? Yeah, thank you. Let's see. Here is three kids from Buffalo, New York. Hi, I'm Emma from Buffalo, New York. Hi, I'm Abby. Hi, I'm Alex.

My grandma loves your show, and it would mean the world to her if you could shut up. Happy birthday, Gail. We love you, grandma. Happy birthday, Gail. That's awesome. All right, here's another one. Hey, Bobby. I'm getting good.

Well, there's always honky-tonk, badonka-donk. Oh, that's good. If you're looking for, like, a song that is dancing, goofy, sexy, you know, honky-ton-ton-da-donk. Or you can just do anything upbeat. You could do Blake Shelton Footloose. although it's not really good but it's boom jump

so what about big and rich save a horse yeah that's pretty good one too yeah that's that would be cool alright let's do one more

here we go last voice mill hey Bobby how are you doing hey studio I know that you guys have tattoos or some of you do do you think

50 is too old to kind of look at getting your first tattoo right love the show keep it up talk you guys later Yeah, yeah, absolutely not.

No. Don't let other people's feelings about what they should do at their age, affect what you should do at your age. These are just social constructs. You want to get a tattoo at 50 or 70 or sometimes people are like 80 and they get their first tattoo? Have that at it, man. The only thing you got to worry about is how good it makes you feel.

If it makes you feel good, go to town. Because who cares what everybody else thinks? So go and get that old English written on your back all the way across. It says Mack Truck. Yeah, with a bulldog face. Finally. Have at it, man. I could not be more supportive of you.

Who cares what age you are? All right, there you go. Those are the voicemails. You can leave us a voicemail anytime we're not on the air. 877-Bobby. It's now time for a segment we call Rejected segments. Rejected segments. So these didn't make it, and I compiled a bunch of them, and then I come on and read them all.

These are ideas that people on the show have sent me. And what inspired this was Lunchbox sent this? Bobby, we need to lock you your hair. Would you be willing to let us sell your hair? Abraham Lincoln's hair sold for $81,000 at an auction. This could be some extra spending cash. Abe Lincoln. Yeah, I think it would be great.

People would go crazy to have a lock of your hair and it would just be like an extra $10,000 we'd make. You know, Bob, he's not wrong. No chance. Right, Eddie. He's not wrong. Yes, he's very wrong. Nobody gives a crap about my hair.

These listeners would buy it. No, they wouldn't. And that's why it's a... Rejected segments. Here's another one. Eddie sent this. I had another crazy dream. We don't ever talk about dreams on this show.

Dreams never make it. He said, however, this one was a good one. And if it ever came true, I would start taking my dreams a little more serious and believe that they were actually telling me things. I dreamt Blake and Gwen broke up. Save the date. You heard it here first. Yeah.

What is the difference between that and Ramundo come in and saying, I saw a tweet? It may mean something else that it says. You had a dream. Yeah. But he saw something in real life. If it happens, you can come back to this rejected segment and be like, wow, Eddie did have that dream. Oh, man, I had a dream.

Kerry's going to have another kid someday. So if it ever happened. Now you're just making that. I had a dream that you're going to have to drink water today. See, you're being dumb about it. I had a dream I can't even share right now. This is a segment that made it. Go ahead.

Accepted segments. Go ahead, Amy. More? No, it's more like a nightmare. and I hope it doesn't come true, Eddie. What is it? All right, that's why it was a. Rejected segments.

Here's another one. Ramundo said, I may have found the creepiest website of all time. Wait till you hear about it. What is it? It's just called window swap. It's not even that creepy. What do you do?

It is. So people broadcast from their houses and like sometimes the window is in their bedroom. And so there's a live audio feed. So sometimes people leave the camera on it. And I think maybe they're having fun in the morning before they go to work or something like that. But you just go to it. You can see cities across the globe, other people's windows.

And I thought maybe Bones could do this in his window and put it on the website. Well, that's why it was a... Rejected segments. Here's one from Eddie. This is terrible. Again, these are segments sent to me that they want to talk about on the show. Ray is trying to want a contest as an apartment complex. I got a text from one of our friends that does videos.

He said that Ray hit him up over the weekend asking him he could shoot a video of his apartment for $100. Ray said that he's trying to win some open door contest that his apartment is having and the prize will be a visa gift card. Yeah, too late. We already lost that. Did you try? Yeah, absolutely. And they picked a different guy he lived with, I guess, his family. So they went that route instead of just me and bay. Okay.

Let's do one more. Here's another one. Rejected segments. This one's from Eddie. Oh, my God. It says, is Hey, you always said in a flirty one? This is a good one. Okay, go ahead then.

Yeah, is it? Because there's a mom at my... Shouldn't have said that. There's someone at some place. Every time she sees me, she goes, hey you. And I'm like, what? Why don't you just say hi? I feel like she's flirting with me.

So I want to ask you guys, does that mean she's flirting? Hey you. Hey you. But guys, listen. Hey you. I mean, it is a little... It has a flirty connotation.

Hey you. I don't know that he said she's not going, hey you. She's going, hey you. Hey you. No, how do we know she's not going, hey you? And Eddie's hearing it as, hey you. No, I wouldn't make that up. Maybe she doesn't know your name and it's awkward, so she just tries to say, hey you.

Does she lick her left before she says it? No. Is your wife around when she says it like that? Never. If your wife's around, does she not say that? I didn't notice. I will pay attention next time. So do it again?

What does she do? Hey you? I'm borderline on this. Right. That can be funny. It's like, hey you. She does it all the time, though. I really think she doesn't know your name.

She's doing what Bobby does with his- Caitlin's dad. Hey, hey. I don't even say anything. It doesn't make eye contact and start talking. That was Rejected segments. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University

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2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims. Seating configurations for 7.8 passengers. Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Including standard 100 watt USBC ports. Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard pass. passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at Hyundai USA.com. Call 562-314-4603 for complete details. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.

It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees. no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, simply safe. agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek,

which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate, then sends you exactly. what your yard needs. No harsh chemicals. Just nutrient-dense ingredients. You apply with a hose.

It's designed to make yard care feel doable. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. It's time for the good news. When Caitlin was three months old, she was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis with a problem with the lungs. So about a year ago, they said, listen, you need a double. lung transplant or you won't live another year. She had a fiancé.

She was really down, but she was like, I can do this. She moves to Dallas. Gets the double lung transplant. A year later, she walks down the aisle and has her fairy tale wedding. A double lung transplant. That's wild. Amazing. A double lung transplant.

Two new lungs and a husband. Yeah. That's a good one there. That was Tell Me Something Good. What's happening, friends? Let's go over to Amy now with the morning corny. Morning Corny. What's the strongest vegetable?

What's the strongest vegetable? Muscle sprout. That was the morning corny. That's pretty funny. Caitlin told me that last night when I was sleeping, because I talk in my sleep like crazy, and I haven't been feeling great for a couple days, and I've been taking stuff to sleep better.

And so I took some melatonin. I took some, like, CBD sleep stuff. And so I've been talking. So when I sleep hard, I talk. And she, I woke up this morning before us coming in. And she goes, hey, so can I tell you something? And I was like, oh, great. She never asked to tell me something.

And I was like, yeah, what's that? She goes, when you talk in your sleep, you talk like a girl. What are you saying? I don't know, but she's always like, I'm like, mm, girl. Like, like. Oh, no. So apparently my sleep talking voice is like a girl. How about that?

Okay. I don't know if the tone was girly or the topic was girly. Possibly both. On with us right now. It is Amanda from Gainesville, Florida. Amanda, how are you? Doing good, Bobby. How are you guys doing?

We're doing pretty good. We appreciate you talking with us. What's going on with you? So I have a two-year-old. His name's Morgan, and he goes to daycare. And I love the daycare, and they're really helpful. but the past couple times that I've picked him up, he has had a dirty diaper and, like, a little dirtier than normal, like, it's been there for a while. And I love them. I really do. And I don't want to say something because it's like, it's my kid. I should change his diaper.

But at the same time, like, I don't want him to be sitting in his pee and poop very long. So I just don't know if I should say something. And if I should say something, like, what should I say? the parents go first. Eddie, you have young kids. I don't do daycare. So I don't know what the protocol is if they are supposed to do diapers, but I figure you got something you need to tell them. Do they do diapers, Amanda? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They listed out on the paper for me what time they changed his diaper and everything, but the past couple of times I haven't gotten a sheet. Lunchbox? Listen, I go to daycare. My kid goes to daycare. I feel like this is your daycare here. Let me tell you.

If I pick up my kid and it's got a dirty diaper, I say, excuse me, do you not smell the poop in his diaper? Like, how long has it been there? Can we get a change before we go home? Plain and simple. You just let them know because then they're like, oh, they notice the poop in the diaper. Because you not want to put the kid in the car seat with pooping his diaper,

and you're not going to change him right there on the sidewalk. So you just straight up saying, excuse me, I know you got things going on, but there's pooping this diaper. Did you not notice? I guess that I would worry if I did that, they wouldn't treat my kid as good because that's what she's worried about. Like that's what I would really, I would never go and do that because I would be like, when I'm gone, they won't treat my kid as good.

Okay, what if you don't say it in that manner? How would you say it then? I would say, hey, the past few times I picked up my son. I've just noticed that there's been a dirty diaper. Can we just make sure he's being changed? Like, I don't know protocol. I'm not trying to tell anybody how to do their job, but I also haven't gotten my sheet lately and I'm supposed to get a sheet. Okay, this is what I would say.

I don't have kids, but I want to save me for a laugh. Because this is how diplomatically I would do it and make it work. I would go to them and say, hey, daycare, my son's been having some stomach issues lately, where he's been pooping a lot more. If you guys could pay a little more attention to his diaper, that would help me so much because he's been a little. That way, you're not putting it on them for doing something wrong in the past. You still have them looking for it and tell them, hey, sorry, when I pick him up, he's had it in his diaper, but, you know, that he's just not been well.

Can you guys just watch him a little closer? I think that fix it without making them starve your kid. Wow, you're blaming it on the baby. Baby don't know. He doesn't know the difference. The baby don't know. He's like, it's the baby. It's not you.

Amanda, what do you think about that advice? We kind of gave you a difference. I think that's awesome. I mean, for not having kids, that's great advice. Of course, Bobby knows everything. Come on, ladies. We're not having kids. We're not being married.

For not he's expert on everything. Bobby's going to write a how-to book, how to do everything I don't even really have to do but I know how to do it. Amanda, why is Amy such a hater? Answer that question for me. I'm not a hater, but he did blame it on your baby. But the baby don't know.

And the baby's going to get better care because of that. The baby probably wouldn't care. You'd be like, hey, little Herbie, how do you feel if I do this? Little Herbie would be like, man, wam, woo-woo. Well, then what if they're like, oh, if your baby's having stomach issues, we can't have him in the daycare. No, because it's not sick. Okay.

He's just having some stomach. Not sick. It's just diarrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you've got to be blunt, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then if they keep doing it, then you probably have to do lunchbox or then just pull them out and go somewhere else. But I say you need to diplomatically approach, not just this situation.

Any situation, I look for this method. I'm going to start to look how you handle me. You don't want to know that. That's many years of studying. Oh, and training. Yeah, that's a tough one. You have to go home and practice. That's more than a baby.

I look in the mirror all the time at night. I'm like, Amy. And I just tried to do. different tones. Amy. Amy. All right. Well, Amanda, I hope you gain something from this experience. She could send this clip to the daycare say, hey, do you guys listen to Buy a Bones show? Yeah. You were on the radio. Yeah. Congrats. Amanda, if you approach this, however, will you let us know how it turns out?

I will, yes, I will. All right, there she is. Amanda in Gainesville, Florida. So, Amy, haven't done a prank call in how many years? I mean, it's been a long time. I feel like the last time I did anything like pranky was when I wore a mic to the mall and would go into shops and lunchbox would tell me what to say and I would go in and say something funny.

I can't remember we did at a maternity store once, I think, but I wasn't pregnant, but I wanted to buy maternity jeans. I don't know. I think this was the last time I did it, and that was maybe 2011. And that wasn't even a call. And that was an in-person prank. Well, all right, here we go.

This is, Eddie, have you heard this? No. This is Amy calling a grocery store asking for some help with her milk bone cookies saying that her kids can't chew them. She tried soaking them in milk and it's not working. You get it for dogs? All right, let's see how it goes. Good afternoon. Thanks for calling me.

I have a question about the milk bone cookies that you sell. The milk bone cookies like for dogs? Well, no, I've been feeding them to my kids and they're really hard. Milk bone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was soaking them in milk to make them soft but they're still hard and my kids can't chew them. Milk bone cookies. Yeah, I bought them from your store and my kids can't chew them.

I don't know if I'm doing it wrong. I'm soaking them in whole milk right now, but I could do almond milk, I guess. Yeah. So, and you're telling me the name of them is called milk bone. Milk bone, yes. Ma'am, the only thing, but the only thing I know milk bone is is for dog biscuits. Dog biscuits? Yes, ma'am.

Is it a red box? Well, yeah, it's a red box. All right. But you can't, I can't feed them to my kids. All right, ma'am. I'm going to go, okay? You have a wonderful day. Hold her. Hold on me. That's not bad. It's pretty good.

No, I laughed like twice. You did laugh. She did get yourself laughing at one point. I know, and that's like when you're pranking, you've got to hold it together. So then lunchbox jumps on and calls the guy back as her husband. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, my wife just called about the milkbone cookies and she said you hung up on her. No, I didn't hang up with her. Oh, well, I guess she got confused. So she just chipped her tooth on one of the milkbone cookies,

and she's like, I bought cookies and put them in the cookie jar. Just go ahead and bring them back with me and we'll talk in person, which you'll take care of the best way we can. Do we bring the tooth in also? Sure, why not? I mean, do you have a dentist? Do you guys have a company dentist that you're going to send us to? How do we get this fixed?

Sure, just come on and we'll talk to you then. He's on to your game, I feel. I feel like he's on to you. And now did you have Morgan number two calls, the daughter? The whole family calls this guy mess with it. It's all of us. The mailman race. calls. Hey, it's not the mailman, and it's true. I just walk by.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. I saw this one this morning. Rachel LaPierre won $1,000 a week. Lottery. Wow. Like every week, she went to $1,000. I'm jealous.

Right? And so she's not kept a single check for herself. She's giving it to charity every week. She says this humanitarian organization, which she funds with a lottery winnings aims to promote good deeds. So every time she gets a check, she gives it. Wow. What? She won a thousand bucks a week.

She got that mailbox money. Go ahead, lunchbox. I mean, I don't understand. Why even play the lottery then if you're not going to enjoy the reward? Maybe it does bring her joy to give it away. What if the reward is actually helping other people? Boom. Right, but you've got to help yourself too.

You can retire on that money. What if she feels like she's in a good place? Yeah. She can be in a better place. Give one a month and take the other three for yourself. That's pretty nice. You know what? I'll pass that along to her.

But anyway. Rachel LaPierre, $1,000 a week, and she donates it to help other people. I think that's pretty fantastic. And that is a tell me something good right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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I'm glad to have you here. If we go back to 1993, your first number one, what's it to you? Like, why was that put out as the first single? Like, what were you thinking? Well, it was going to be dreaming with my eyes open. and we did back then what's called radio showcases, you know, where different radio stations from around the country would come into one single place like Dallas or, you know,

and they listened to all the songs and the new record, played them all. And when we would do What's It to You, we were seeing, you know, the industry people, the gatekeepers stand up and cheer. And we were like, hey, maybe it should be, what's it to you? And, of course, the rest is history.

You're telling me that you would play that song from a tape or a CD and people would stand up and cheer? We've lost all emotion these days. No, no, no. Now we listen to go. No, no. I played it. He played it.

Oh, you did. I was going to say, you got a standing ovation from a CD or a tape. That's crazy. It's amazing. I would have put it out of this single, too. Not everybody can be Bobby Bohn. Honey, you'll never, you'll never believe this.

I play Was It to You on tape. The whole room stood up. All right. Ninety-three, this is your first ever number one. Would you give us a little bit of What's It to you? Sure. Let's see if we stand up a chair when it's over. Oh, man.

No pressure. Yeah, no pressure. What's that? I hear angels singing, telling me to make my move. Listen to it. Their voice is ringing, baby. If you feel it, get in the groove.

Love is a rhythm of two hearts beating, pounding out a message, steady and true. Talk to me, baby Tell me what you're feeling I know what love is What's it to you That's, I love that My headphones are on, I can't stand up

When you know Bobby would start me out On the highest song First, right? But now they're getting loose Play's face is bright red From having to go so high Let's go I'm interested in if I can make a living

Because Alan Jackson wrote that song Right? Yeah And so how do you get an Alan Jackson's song and why did an Alan Jackson record it? Because it's such a jam. Well, here's the

thing too, and we get, as songwriters, you never really know if every song you write is going to be a hit. And they're not all hits, but you demo them. In other words, you write a song and then you have something to record it with, and you have it

there, so you can remember it. And he wrote this song with a couple of other writers. One of the me and Keith Stiegel, who was his producer at the time, it still is. And so whatever Alan decided, hey, these are my best songs, I'm not going to put these other ones on my CD or on my album, those get pitched out to other artists. And so I heard the song and Alan's voice on it. And my producer at the time, James Stroud, played it for me.

And he goes, I don't know, I said, James, that's a smash. That's a mega smash, you know. And I'm a writer. And I write a lot of my own songs. And that song resonated with me, and I said, not only is it a smash, I wanted it as a first single and the album title. And so Alan Jackson played in my hometown of Beaumont on the show. And he actually knows I'm from there, I guess. And he played, if I can make a living, the place went crazy.

You know, I had friends that were at the concert. And he said, don't even believe this. You know, how can he do that? I go, well, he wrote it. He can do it. I bet, too, if you get a song, actually. because it happened a bit with Stapleton for a bunch of years here. Not so much now, but he would,

was known as a songwriter in town, but his voice would be on the track, on the demo, and it makes it sound even better when Stapleton singing it. I wonder if when Alan Jackson was singing the demo, if a little bit that it was Alan Jackson singing it, you're like, dang, this is cool. No, I was like, I certainly can't sing it better than him.

But hopefully no one ever hears Alan sing it, you know. If I can make a living from 1994, Clay Walker's here. He gives a little bit of that one? Oh, yeah. If I can make a living out of love in you, I'd be a millionaire in a week or two. I'd be doing what a love and love and what I do.

If I could make her living out of loving you. Early every morning when the sun comes up, I'm punching that clock on the wall. Breaking my back just to make a buck. Wishing I was in your arms. If I can make a living out of love in you I'd be a millionaire in a week or two I'd be doing what I love and love and what I do

I can make a living out of love in you Nice! That was awesome That's three chords in the truth, Bobby. It's a little bit easier than what's it to you, you know? All right, Clay Walker is here. Let's do one more before we take a break. Let's go 1994, this woman and this man.

It's kind of our first, ballad-y song that we're going to do here. Like Clay Walker getting a little lovey-dovey, how do you feel about putting out a song like this? Exactly the way you just described it, you know. These big ballads have always been where my heart is. I mean, I love country music, period.

But, man, you get to sing a song like this. I've been trying so hard just to talk to you, having heard half of what you want me to. I've heard so bad. over where we've been don't know how not to go back there again I know what I want to say

can I get it through to you now in some other way like there was this woman and there was this man and it was this moment they had a chance to hold on to what

they had be so in love and still never see now nothing could be sadder than this woman, this woman and this man. Come on. That's awesome, man.

Come on, I'm going to stand up on that way. That might be my favorite. That might be my favorite. It is mine. Is it? I love doing that song every night. It's got a sort of. soulfulness to it. Where does that go on the set list? It goes

near the end, but I've been the last few shows that we did, which has been a minute, we've ended the night with that song. And my agent, Nick Minamus said, I think it would just blow people's mind if you just do this one last. I'm like, we always end on an uptempo. No, we started ending with that song right there and it was like, everybody's walking out crying. I love you, baby. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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Go to get sunday.com to get your free customer. yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. On the Bobby Bones show now. Clay Walker. Well, my friend, we're now the second segment. We're going to do a couple of things. We're going to play a couple more requests for me because I'm very selfish. When it comes to, when it comes to people that I love listening to, like, let's just me, me, me. This is the only time I really get to be selfish at this job.

Tell me if this is true. You used to work at Super A Motel and you're doing music, but you decided to, after your shift, go to a local radio station and drop off a tape? That happened? That's true, yes. Okay, so what was on that tape? A song that I had written, the DJ, you want the whole story? Yeah, no, give me the story. So I was working the graveyard shift, and it was slow, and so the radio station was probably three miles from the Super 8, and so I got in the car and drove down there, and I knocked on the door, and nobody answered, so I went around the other side of the building I knocked on the window and then I guess I climbed up on the side of the wall

and there was like a little bitty tiny window it was K-A-D-97 K-A-Y-D and I started banging on this one window and that was the actual two the where the guy was you know DJing his name was Gary Hayes and uh I guess he finally heard me and he came around to the door and it's like two in the morning three in the morning he does the door open real fast you know he goes what and I'm like terrified you know this big old guy you big big big guy and he goes, what do you want? And I'm standing there, this little reel to reel back then. You made this, and it was, you know, on 16 inches per second kind of thing.

Only a true radio guy would know what I'm talking about. And he says, what is this? I said, it's my song. And he goes, oh, my gosh, he goes, come on in. So I went in, and he takes me over to the studio, and he cues it up. And he plays it, and he records it to this thing that looks like an eight track called Cart. and this is the way the radio stations used to be run, you know, and so he records it, and he goes, man, he goes, it's really nice.

He goes, I'm surprised. He said, I can't play it. He said, we are a reporting station, and I didn't even know what that man. He said, I can't play it. He said, but it is good. And he handed me my reel back, and I went out. I was driving down the road, and he comes back on the air, and he goes, man, ladies and gentlemen, he goes, I might get fired over this.

He said, but, you know, there's the buddy Holly story and blah, blah, blah. And he goes, here's a local kid, Clay. Walker, who wrote this song, and he plays it, and it's on the radio. And I mean, I'm polar. I'm like, I'm just shaking. I mean, I'm literally just shake. I can't even believe it because what the airwaves do to people, in general, just the listeners, you know, I've always been a radio fan, you know, like everybody else. And to hear my own self on there, freaked me out. And I said, man, that's all I want for the rest of my life, you know. And so I'm on here, you know, and congrats to you. I know people suck up to you all the time because you're a big

shot and all that, but I got to tell you, man, it's hard to make it in the music business. It's even harder to make it in the radio business. You have knocked it out of the park. Well, that's very kind. Well, that's crazy. And you still remember his name. Good for you, good for you. And look what you're about to do for me. I'm about to be famous. I'm about to break a new artist, Clay Walker, everybody. First time you heard of him, I got him right. I got him wanted to everybody. H hypnotize the moon. another one if I'm putting it into my top two or three this is one for me that I just love

I don't know if it's because it reminds me of where I was as a teenager or if it's because I just love Clay Walker ballads no I love the ballads too I think people know when you like something a lot I love the ballads you can't play 15 slow songs in the show though unless you're Barry Malo you know so you gotta have the uptempo stuff too but I really love the ballads So this song was written by Steve Dorff.

And I remember getting this song thinking, oh, my gosh, this is such a great song. I didn't write it. I wish I would have. But here it goes. She knew she caught my eye. And that was all it took. And it's strange how forever changed. with just one look

The magic filled the night She touched my soul like no one else Yes the way that woman made me feel Left me talking to myself Whoa You better run for cover You better hide your heart Because once you start to love her

You know you'll never stop She shines like a diamond When she walks into a room She could charm the stars Hypnotize the moon Nice That's so good man Clay Walker in this video

I'm gonna ask for one more And you know what's crazy about your career that you don't see what a lot of artists is that, you know, your first hits at 93, you had, she won't be long long, in 2009. Like, that's quite the run there. I mean, to be able to have a number one in 1993 and then put out this jam in 2009, like, good for you. I mean, how'd you, to that, whenever this song hits, had you been up?

Or was that kind of a re-grab? I think in this town, you're always re-grabbing. You know, there's all kind of opposition. You know, and there's support too. You know, I think you've got to have the song. The big songs are going to make it, and they find their way somehow to the top. And I think that's fair. You know, when I say opposition, there's age, there's new artists.

There's all kind of competition out there. So you've got to have something great. But I look at George Strait, and I'm like, you know what? What does he have? Like 60, number one, something crazy, you know, and, you know, and still sings great, looks great, still does great shows. And so I think we all need something to look to, you know, and I think some of the younger artists that are out right now

look to me in some ways, you know, and I think if I have another hit, I think it inspires them to know that they could do it too. But to your point, that song right there was going to make it, and it didn't have a lot of support coming out of the gate, and that's how I know it's a great song. It just radio said, hey, this is a song for us. When I say support, we didn't have a lot of money to support it

and spend money to promote it and things like that. And this song made it because on its own merit and radio folks like you really loved it. 2009, the last request for me, she won't be lonely long from Clay Walker. There's something about the way she's wearing. Her dress a little tighter. Something about the way she's staring.

She's looking to start a fire. Something about the way she's dancing. And drinking chill patrol. If she's lonely now, she won't be lonely long. Heaven help the fool who did her wrong. It's too late, too bad. Too far gone He should have thought of that

Before he left her all along If she's lonely Now she won't be alone That's awesome, man The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported By Grand Canyon University An affordable private, non-profit

Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say Higher Education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with

integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class-leading interior space. Available front and second-row relaxation seats. Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera

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USBC ports. Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at Hyundai USA.com. Call 562-314-4-603 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply

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and under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood,

SimplySafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like SimpliSafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming.

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We're going to play Never Going to Get It, but first, let's talk to Rhonda in Tennessee. Hey, Rhonda, good morning. Hey, good morning, Bobby. Good morning, studio. Morning. How the heck are you? I'm great Thank you It's my birthday

I'm 60 years old Oh come on Hey Rhonda So It really snuck up on me Growing up did everybody go Help me Rhonda Help help me Rhonda

Every day Every day Every day, every day It's the only Rhonda song I guess so Help me Rhonda Yeah

I feel like my heart Well happy birthday I was just going to tell you I'm a night shift nurse and I work in Murfreesboro and live in Lynchburg. So I listen to you guys for a whole hour all the way home. And I work with developmentally delayed adults. I have three guys in the home.

And one of them is listening to you right now on the Big 98. Can I give you a shout out? Go ahead. Shout out to Tyrone Jordan. Good morning. It's Rhonda. Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning, Ty. It's help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda. Okay, Rhonda. It's your birthday. I'm going to let you get in on this game. Okay, so you're going to pick one of the players. I'm going to read the question.

You pick which one of them you think will win, and if they win, you and them win the money. Oh. Oh, I love it. So, before we do never going to get it, it's really tough. So, up for grabs, 20 bucks, straight up. If you get it, you win 20 bucks on my money, and Rhonda wins 20 bucks of my money.

Are you ready? Ready. I'm ready. Worldwide, we've used this about 130, trillion times since it was created in 2009. What is it? Now, Rhonda, you can pick Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, or Morgan, and if they get it right, you get it right.

What you think? Worldwide, we've used this about 113 trillion times since it was created in 2009. What is it? Which one of them would you like to represent you? Oh, 2009. Sorry, and Ray Mundo, but he ain't going to get it. Is Morgan on there?

She is, yeah. Is Morgan included? Yeah, let me have Morgan because she's a young one, so she'll be up on these things. Smart. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to play a song here. And on the other side, you guys give me your answer. Never going to get it.

All right, we'll come back in one second. On the phone right now is Rhonda, and Rhonda has chosen Morgan number two to represent her. The question, and never. We're going to get it. Worldwide, we've used this about 113 trillion times since it was created in 2009. What is it? Amy, what do you have? iPhones.

The iPhone, just general iPhone? Yeah, because I think it was invented in 2009. Okay. Lunchbox. Well, going on that, I put Find My Phone. Oh. Interesting. A lot of lost phones out there.

Oh, Rhonda was moved by that one. Yeah, Ron. Yeah, that was a good one. You didn't pick me, though, so. Eddie? Okay. Sorry. I like how you said worldwide.

I'm going to go with Netflix. Okay. Come on. Did that come out in 2009? I have no idea. Hey, Ramundo, what do you think it is? I went with Rumba, the vacuum that does it automated. 113 trillion times?

They're more popular than you think. Yeah. I guess there was the Netflix delivery. That's been around for a long time, the DVD. Morgan, if you get this, Rondo wins cash and so do you. Oh, so much pressure. Morgan, she chose you. What is your answer?

Well, I'm pretty positive. This came out right before I went into high school, and it would have been Facebook. So that's my guess. Facebook. It was 2002 or three. I'm going to say this. One of you guys are close. Yes.

But didn't get it. Mike, but what do you say, Mike? The Roomba? I tell you what, whoever it is, I'm going to give a chance to make it a little more specific. Oh, wow. Hold on, hold on. Amy, your answer was? Iphones.

Incorrect. Oh. Not on me. Eddie. Your answer was? Netflix. Incorrect. Not on you.

Love it. Thank you. Morgan, your answer was? Facebook. Okay. It's you. Now. Okay.

It's not just Facebook. Hey, stop, stop, Amy, don't tell her anything. I'm not telling her. Yes, you were. No, it's not your money. I put your money in. Never mind. The caller picked Morgan too, too.

It's for Ronda, though. It's for me. The caller can kick rocks. It's my money. Okay. All right, never mind. All right, we got to be fair here. I'm just sitting encouragement.

Morgan, I need a specific answer here. Worldwide, we've used this 113 trillion times since it was created in 2009. You can talk with Rhonda about it, but I need your answer in about 15 seconds. Okay, Rhonda, how are you feeling? Do you have any thoughts on this? I do. I do. Is it Facebook Live? Oh, that's a good one because it's streaming. I don't know if Facebook Live came into a little bit later, though.

But if it's Facebook-related, That's the only thing that's pretty close. All right. That's time. That's not my guess. Morgan, I need an answer. Well, Rhonda, there's two options here, Facebook related to the Facebook Live or Facebook Messenger. I would go Messenger.

Messenger. Messenger, do you feel confident about that? Yeah. I feel confident about that, definitely. Facebook? Use it every day. Messenger. Use it every day, Rhonda, who you talk to most?

My son. My son, William. Yeah. He sends me funny stuff, and I've seen him funny stuff, and it's kind of how we communicate. Ask you're like, what? We send it to me. Okay, Rhonda, the answer is, it is Facebook.

What do you think it is, smarty pants? I don't know for sure, but I was thinking the like button. It's the like button. That's why I didn't want you to say anything. I wasn't going to say anything, no. Oh, Rhonda, I'm so sorry. We've used the Facebook like button, 113 trillion times since it was created in 2009.

Morgan, you were close. I didn't even monitor that. I had Mike Deagle count them all. Rhonda, happy birthday to you. I'm sorry you didn't win, but I had a lot of fun talking with you. I had a lot of fun with you guys. Thank you so much for all the positivity, and I really appreciate you.

You too appreciate that. All right, there she is. Rhonda, everybody. There she goes. Rhonda. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Pennsylvania.

A 22-year-old man was looking for a job when he saw the pizza place said, now hiring. He went inside. He said, hey, man, can I get an application? Filled it out. Handed it to the worker, then pulled out a knife, and stole the tip jar. The only problem is he had filled out the application, so they had his name. I knew that was coming. I knew that was

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but we weren't operating together as a family, like sitting down, having meetings, talking about all the different activities from, okay, this is, so she wants to play soccer. Okay, how are we going to make that happen. Does that fit into everybody's schedule? How can we support this? And even our son, how can he help support Stasheera and her soccer and scheduling? And it really is making decisions like that as a family. And my husband and I communicating more on where we are with our week and maybe even where we are with our day. Like if I'm, I've had tons of stuff having me, I'm super stressed, maybe something happened with my dad and I'm operating at 20%. Then he can say, okay, I got you. I have the other 80%.

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It is. But I think you're, it is in the beginning. But then I think you're all better for it in the long run because you all know what to expect. And that's another thing we're working on big time in our family is consistency and predictability. And right now we're just kind of, well, okay, we survive today. What's tomorrow? But if we sit down and we have these family

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