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Episode Date: November 13, 2017

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Morning. More studio. Morning. Hey, so our producer Raymond drives Uber. and he's been promoted. Do you guys know this? What? Already.

Yeah. Been promoted. So you were just driving Uber and I was going pretty well. Yeah, and all I was doing is just driving people. I would take him to their destinations, pick them up at their house, easy stuff like that. And then Uber out of nowhere sends me an email and says, you've been selected, pretty much a promotion. To do?

They said Uber Eats. I'm now an Uber Eats driver so I can go to restaurants, malls, different places and get people their food and then take it to their condos for them. Most people can't. They said it's a select. few Uber drivers that they trust enough. Oh, so they trust you, too, that you're not going to, like, eat the food? And they said I've had a decent amount of five-star reviews,

and they said that I've been a very good driver so far in, like, my early stages. Raymond, I'm producing. So, I mean, hey, give me that badge, baby. Uber eats. A badge. Hey, you guys need something to eat? Eddie, did you ride with him? No, I tried to ride with him. We were coming back from Chicago for your National Hall of Fame thing, and I said,

I need a ride, Ray. I'll pay you. Like, how do I book you or whatever? And he's like, just get on the app or whatever. And no big deal. And I was like, okay, cool. And then I said, all right, you're going to take me home. And he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not taking you home. And you live far away. I'm like, dude, that's Uber. That's how Uber works. You don't get to. You can't be select. Yeah. He said, sorry, dude. I'm going to my house downtown. I'm not taking you home. So I Ubered with him. And you used it? Yeah. Oh, no. He just drove me. Oh, that's it. But I mean, I tried to give him props. It was like practice, you know?

I'll produce the Raymond Uber, Uber Eats. You should do Postmates. You should do postmates. Pretty much the same thing is that. Like, Postmates delivers the food, so do we. But we can go to malls. We now it's part of the team. Postmates can do everything Uber Eats can.

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Officer Dale Robinson was on call. He was with the local elementary school when a student wasn't picked up at the end of the day. They were just standing there. Both the boy's parents were in jail. He didn't have any other emergency contacts. By the way, it was the kid's birthday. Oh, it makes me want to cry. So while the police searched for someone to take care of the boy, the officer took him to McDonald's, let him drive around in the car.

Wow. They found some of the boys that family, they dropped him off afterwards, but the cop just took him for a couple hours. Oh, that kid will never forget that. I know. So Officer Robinson. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories.

It's producer Raymond in Minneapolis. Authorities say one person's in custody. Two people were hurt. There was a stabbing at a Macy store. It was at the Mall of America. Luckily, those people that are injured have non-life-threatening injuries. In sports news, those three UCLA Bruins basketball players remain in China for shoplifting. The team returned home to America.

Those players could remain in China for two weeks. And finally, in weather news, that cold, is over. The Northeast Midwest are going to be back in the 40s and 50s today. The Bobby Bones show. I was born with a very large head. Still have a big head. We measured heads even as

adults and I won. Yes. Congratulations. Thank you. And it wasn't something I proud of because I got made fun of so much as a kid. When I was probably five years old, my mom would cut slits into my shirts because she couldn't get them over my head. Because the head

size of the shirt was built for what the head size of a five-year-old should be. As usual, I was a little ahead of the curve. My head was a little big. So I remember my mom having to cut slits on my shirts to get them over my head. And she was always like, your head's bigger because you're smarter.

And I was always like, oh, that's it. True. Oh, good point. Like my head's bigger because my brain is smarter. Maybe that is why you're so smart. You always believed you are smart. I do believe there's something to that too. Like, you tell somebody something enough.

They start to believe it. But according to this whole study, Large heads are more intelligent because there's more brain there. Those with large heads are also more likely to go to higher education and be more successful. Boom. Yeah. I mean, all those 13 years of getting just crushed, getting picked on, I guess paid off. It was worth it.

Smarty-pits. You didn't need a study to tell you that. Man, it was miserable having to cut. And I would try to hide the holes in my shirts. Wow. And then I wore like wife beaters as like a young kid because there was no bigger hole. My head, yes. But white theaters weren't cool then.

The white beaeders weren't cool, then. Oh, no? No. Oh, okay. I was in like sixth grade. They weren't cool then. We're in a tank top. Yeah.

There's a, so check this out. There's a school offering backpacks, and they have their bulletproof backpacks. Whoa. Oh, that's scary. That's intense. It's sad that that's something that has to even happen. The school has made it available for their list of, because they're out there, and you can track them down online if you're, like, just looking for a backpack made of bulletproof material.

but this one school has put it in a list of things like when it's time to go back to school as one of the options. The Florida Christian school website has a bunch of options available and it's like the logos for the stuff, pencils and they have bulletproof panel backpacks. And just to see that.

I know. Eddie, you're a dad. Yeah, I don't like that. I mean, I don't like the fact that we even think about having those in school. Is it smart? Yeah, I mean, kind of. You hear this.

Now, does it make you think maybe you should get your kid of bulletproof backpack? Man, I never even thought about it being a danger, really. And, like, having one for my kid just in case, I've never thought about that ever. Producer Eddie has two kids, a nine-year-old and a four-year-old. What kind of, do they do drills, like, tornado drills? Do you do this?

I don't think so. Like, earthquake drills? I haven't heard of my kid doing any kind of drill at school. Because what I was going to get to is under some schools, they started doing those active shooter drills. Yeah, I've heard of them. But they don't do those, even for your nine-year-old? Not yet. That's crazy.

They have backpacks on the website that are bulletproof. Yeah. I missed the good old days. It was just like, if you can afford a trapper keeper. And then if you couldn't, you just took someone's hand me down from the year before. And you slit holes in your shirt. Or that was just me, huh? Oh, that was me.

Yeah. Time for positivity. It's all good news around the room. It's called Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good. So a little girl's puppy was stolen. Thieves went in and they took a lot of stuff in the backyard, including the dog. Who stills the dog?

Wrong. Anyway, the girl puts up a little thing. I miss my doggy, miss my doggy. The thieves brought the dog and dropped it off. They didn't bring the stuff back. They felt bad? Yeah. The headline is, remorseful thieves bring back little girl stolen puppy.

Oh, well, they do have a heart. Again, they didn't bring back the other stuff they stole. Yeah, but that's okay. I agree. I'm glad they brought the dog back. So I do think that's a good thing because she, at least her heart is full. Yeah. Amy?

After having her leg amputated because of a disease. when she was born. This little girl Lydia, she was really struggling to adjust. So her mom was like, huh, I want to get her a dog. But what if I could find her a dog that also had a missing leg? So with the help of an animal rescue group, she was able to find a dog that was a stray and had been hit by a car and lost its leg. And they matched it up with the little girl. So Lydia and Clover, little girl and dog, BFFs. Wow. Look at that. Yeah. Watch you back. Blake is six years old and his mom said, hey Blake, you need to go clean your room. So he's in there cleaning his room.

He's like, man, I'm so stressed out. I have too many toys. And then Blake's like, man, I got a great idea. So he put him out in the driveway and put a sign and said, if you need a free toy, please take one. So he has a free toy drive in his front yard. If someone needs a toy, they come and take it for free. It's awesome.

Would you stop as an adult? Hey, depends on what kind of toys you got out there. It's Christmas time. You can sell them for pretty good money. That's a idea. Yeah, that's that's a lot. I'm pretty much back. I think I'm 85% back from my illness that I had last week.

Yeah. And so I netty potted it a lot. Some people love and live and die by the netty pot. And some people just think it's the grossest thing ever. And so you stick it that pot in your nose and you turn your head. And just gravity takes it through one nostril and then out the other. And for me, it works, even temporarily. But I put pictures out.

People are like, that's so gross. Have you done the netty pot? I've done it before, but I'm not a fan. I think I've done it. I'm not a fan. I don't like it. Oh, I know. But even if I'm sick, I'm just saying I've done it before and it is not my go-to.

Like, if I'm sick, I, ugh, like I can't. I would say mostly it's more of a sinus thing than if you're just sick. Like, if it's a huge viral infection, you're kind of just done anyway. Okay. But for me, when I have to go talk and I would do, I did stand up this weekend and I would have to, like, I had nettie pot today. Anybody else netty pot at all? I've done it one time. But are you guys not people to live by it?

I'm not on the rig. I think if you did, you would. Really? It does help temporarily. And then I shoot up the nasal spray. Do you guys nasal spray it? I'm a huge nasal sprayer. The people I know that nasal spray it, they get addicted to that stuff, though, and they do it every day.

What do you get from it? I don't know. I guess you get a high from it. I mean, obviously. There are friends of mine that take allergy medication every day just as normal as they would drink water in the morning. They wake up and they take their allergy fills. Yeah, I do that. Every day.

Wow. You can't function without it? No, or else I just start sneezing a lot and my allergies are very. bad. Wow. Every time as a kid. I was doing that. 23 and me.

So I do that. And they don't pay me, by the way. But I did the thing where you can call and talk to them. Because what 23 of me is, it teaches you where you're from, like genetic things about you. You can even opt in to know, like, predisposed if you're like, are, have like the Alzheimer's gene. There's all kinds of stuff inside of it. And so once I learned about where I was from, there was a, there's all these little things like bald, where you go bald. And mine was like 87% you will not go bald.

You know, because it can test that. Lucky. And there was one of them, did you speak in a sneezing? Did you know some people walk out in the sun and they can't stop sneezing for a second? Really? And that's a gene that they show you you either have or don't have. That is a gene? Because it happens to me.

When I walk out in the sun, if I've been inside for a long time, three sneezes. It's genetic. That's part of it. And it says, I don't have that. Wow. Wow. But I saw that. I know what your body's trying to do.

That's weird. Yeah. So I did. And most of me is from, like, Europe. but some of me is from like West Africa or whatever it was But then you realize all of us are from West Africa When you look at it like a bit

Right because that's where it all Everybody like everybody is And then there was a thing Genghis Khan Mongolian right People would go Why am I related to Genghis Khan Like one one thousandth of a thing

And it turns out he just went everyone And had kids everywhere Oh And so he has so many descendants He was the Bob Marley of back in the day I mean Bob Marley was trying to be the Ganga Khan Was he a leader? No, read some.

Watch villain Ted. Is this what you learned on your phone conversation with me? Yeah, I was asking a lot of questions. And then I found, because I didn't know how to do, because I don't know how to do a lot of things. I just would see things genetically. Do I have this? I don't flush alcohol well, which means,

well, luckily for me I don't drink, but it doesn't fall out of my system, so I would get hung over pretty bad if I do drink. Like, this is all part of the things that you learn. Another one was, there was something I wanted to share with you guys. I called them and they were, I don't remember, but it was good. Are you Neanderthal?

Yeah, but I said that already. I was like 60% more Neanderthal than most people. That's cool. But they told me I wasn't going bold. And the sneezing things would remind me of that. So you have to spit all in this thing and you send it. And genetically, they test it out and send it back to you. It's pretty awesome.

I'm on there right now. They have a Thanksgiving family offer. I haven't been paid one. Oh, I know what it was. I haven't paid $1 by them. So I wish they would. I wish I would hear this and go, I need to advertise on the show. Yeah.

But you can find relatives. If you opt in, you can find people. And I found like a second cousin. on there that I had no idea existed. That's crazy. And so I finally needed to log in and I messaged her. And they, privacy laws.

Sure. Like, they have to opt in, you have to opt in. But I found like all these people that are second, third cousins. And you message them? You can't,

yeah. Like, what do you say? Hey, I did this. Yeah. Well, she's in 23 and me too,

this girl. Yeah. And I was like, hey, we matched on this. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Because if she's opted in,

you up, then you're both open to seeing who you're related to. Again, it's called 23Mee, not a commercial. New dating site. No. Yeah, I have from Arkansas. Yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. The clubhouse of the resort owned by George Strait has burned to the ground. The fire at Tepido Springs Resort near Bernie, Texas is still under investigation. No injuries have been reported. The resort will be closed indefinitely. But again, nobody was hurt. George Strait wasn't there. Don't worry.

Congratulations to Kenny Chesney, his live and no shoes. Nation. Record is at the top of the charts. It's a 29 song album featuring performances from over the past 10 years with collaborations that are really awesome like Taylor Swift, Zach Brown Band, Dave Matthews, and more. So definitely check it out. Maybe keep it at the top. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes with us from Fort Pierce, Florida. A 25-year-old woman went into Walmart and thought, hmm, how can I get a TV, a game console, some video games

for really cheap. Put them all in her basket, goes through the self-checkout, and does the fake scan. So she acted like she was scanning it, put it back in her cart. $1,800 worth of merchandise, charge herself $3.70.

Wow. Oh, my goodness. And she thought she'd get away with it. And employee, you know, because they have the employee that stands at the stand and notice that she was leaving. With so much. Wow.

Oh, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. Everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. The CMA Awards were last week. And a story that we didn't get to is that...

So Eddie wears this dopey hat, right? Come on, man. We all get dressed up. It's like a hipster hat. No, it was his grandpa's hat. Yeah, it's an old man hat. It's an old man hat. Yeah, for sure.

So, Eddie's wearing his hat, and we don't say anything because... Because they think I looked cool, though, right? No, it wasn't cool, but yourself conscious about being bald, and we respect that. Oh. There isn't, like, a little bit of, like, I mean, he can pull it off. I think it's cool. Thank you, Amy. I don't care what you can pull off.

Anybody can pull off whatever they want to pull off. I love it. Yeah, like, for me, wear whatever you want to wear. Yeah, yeah, I love that. Like, I wear things that are completely stupid, too, but I'll enjoy wearing them. Yeah. So, I don't care. Yeah.

I agree with that. I get that. I get that. Okay, so you can pull out, you make you whatever's you. Okay. Eddie's wearing the stupid hat, right? And so we take the picture and they sit down to watch the CMAs. And someone behind him is like, sir, will you please take off your hat?

Yeah, she taps me on the shoulder and she's like, you know, you can say no if you want, but I just can't see. Is there any way you can remove your hat? And you know, Eddie says to me, he goes, they never asked Garth to take off his hat. I mean, Alan Jackson was there with a hat. Garth was there with a hat. I saw Lee Bryce with his hat. They don't ask them to take their hats off.

Why me? Because you're not Alan Jackson Or Garland for us Okay But did you take off your hat for her? What do you think I did? Probably Nope

You didn't? I turned around and said look I'd rather not It's part of my It's a dark You're not even that I mean you're kind of bald But you're not that bald

Even if you're nobody cares I know I just I said this part of my outfit Like I'd rather not And so what I did was just Kind of scoot down a little bit Oh you hunched? I hunched the whole time

And I made sure I turned around every other like 30 minutes. I was like, are you good? You sure you're good? She said, I'm fine, totally fine. I said, you can say no. And so I said no. Producer Eddie left his hat on. How about all the Garth Brooks lipsinking controversy, huh?

Oh, boy. Yeah, man, that was so dumb. Yeah, I was watching, I don't know, E or something, and they were doing a whole thing about all the comments. We had Garth on, and I asked him about it. And, you know, he had done like seven shows and had seven more to do. And I tweet, all I did, I put a tweet out there because, I said, hey, listen, if Garth got to the point where, first of all, you know for a fact he did not want to lip sync.

And had he pulled out, it would have hurt the show. And that was probably a hard thing for him to go, I'll do it. Anyway, had he pulled out, it would have hurt. People were like, well, you could have given it to a new and upcoming. No, you're talking about a national TV show. No one wants to see a new and upcoming artist on the CMAs. So for Garth, that was probably hard to go, yes, I'll lip sing, but I can't sing. So, and then other artists were going after.

and I'm like, here's the thing about this whole lip-sinking thing for Garth is that, one, he didn't want to do it. Two, he did it for the sake of the TV show because he didn't want them to lose ratings. And three, how are you going to call it Garth Brooks? The guy who's known to be the greatest live entertainer ever, ever. He has nothing to prove to you. He has nothing to prove. He's done that already. And people started retweeting me and commenting on it that were like Randy Travis, Darius, John Mayer.

mayor, that was awesome. They were all like, you're absolutely right. Like, everybody needs to, these artists who are like challenging Garth, like, do they have a concept of what reality is? Yeah. Like the one part, it was, I thought the whole thing was dumb. It shouldn't even been a thing. And they were like, don't insult country music. I'm like, do you know how many bands are using tracks that's basically musical lip syncing? Yeah, a lot of them. Everyone is, yes. I learned that recently and it like shocked me. And if I need to go all rogue on people who say, hey, let's be honest, because country's I will do that and just blow all their covers too.

So let's all take a step back. Oh. You know what I mean? Nice. Thank you very much. Don't? No, I don't right now because I'm too early in the morning. This is a Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bonds. The newest member of our show, her name is Hillary. She answers the phones now. And so we gave her the job of watching Friends because at 24 years old she had never seen a single episode of Friends. Have you finished the first season, Hillary? No, I'm not done yet. Okay, how many episodes? I think I've seen 15 or 16.

So you haven't really moved much since the last time? Yeah, I've watched like five more episodes. Okay, are you into it at all? It's getting better. Yeah? Yes. Wow, she's not into it. She's definitely not into it.

All right, maybe we're just getting old. That's all I needed to know. I'm just not a TV watcher. It's not show. It's me. So what other shows do you watch? I really don't watch many shows. I just finished Stranger Things.

So I do watch that. Season 2? Both seasons, yeah. Do you like that? I did like it. See, I'm about halfway through. I'm still not into it. I don't know.

I think that might be the most overhyped show for me of the year. Uh-oh. And I think it's probably really good, but it was so hyped that it makes me like it less. Oh, wow. Because I expect more of it. You know what I mean? I'm sure it's good. I don't know.

Well, I'm sorry that you're not enjoying friends. How many more episodes do you have? I think seven by the 16th. She has four days left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, then we'll get a report back then. Okay.

All right. There she is. So disappointing. I know. Like, I love friends. Like, it can be on TVS at any time. And I'm like, still laughing. It's like if you have a kid and you want them to go to the college that you went to and they decided to, like, and they went to Auburn and they went to Alabama. You're like, oh, man. All right, Hillary. Thank you. This is disappointing. More and more people have what they call a husband worker wife. A husband worker wife, over 70% of people have one. What that means is it's just someone they spend the most time with. And I was thinking about all this room, like, who are people's work husbands and wives? Like, Amy's my workwife for sure.

And it's a weird term to say. But then I was thinking, like, Eddie and Ray are work husbands. I mean, I guess we could be work husbands. Yeah. You know what I mean? You just spend a lot of time together. My work wife is Morgan. Oh, okay.

All right. So I guess Eddie, you've been released. Thank you. But it is a weird thing to say, right? Like a work husband. Yeah. Would you refer to me as your work husband? I think I have before.

Yeah. That's so weird. I know, that's weird. They say you don't have to be attracted to your work husband or wife, but it's basically the person that you're with most times through the day, and they're like your main person. And your real spouse probably doesn't like that. That's the thing that makes it weird.

I know. That's the thing that makes it weird for me to go, maybe he's my work wife. No, she has a real husband who could probably beat me up in a minute. Like, so, there was a woman who was climbing through on McDonald's drive-thru, and she assaulted the staff because they forgot her chicken nuggets. Oh, dang. That video was intense.

It was a 24-hour McDonald's. I think she has issues deeper than the Nuggets. Do you think? What makes you think of that? I don't know out on the limb. Do you saw the video? Oh, man, it is awesome. Like, you want to see a good fight?

Google it. No, I don't want to see a good fight. I'd like you to tell me about the video. No. Well, I mean, you can see her hanging out the window, like, throwing punches. Of her car? Like, no, she's in the drive-thru window, and they're trying to push her out, and she's throwing punches backwards.

into the window. Awesome. That's not awesome. It's not cool at all. Well, that's what he's into. He's into that, y'all. That's so weird. It's so weird. And it's, again... You want to another good fight this weekend? At the Miami-Nodem football game, there's a Miami fan, and they're yelling at this Notre Dame fan,

and he, like, throws a drink at him, and this Notre Dame dude punches one guy and knocks four guys, four Miami fans over at one time. It was awesome. It was in the concourse, like in the consension. Good fight, if you want to Google it. You're a guy who's never fought in his life, and then he loves watching fights. Man, that's good stuff.

Why don't you get into a fight once? I've been in a fight before. You haven't been in a fight. I'm back in the days. Yeah, back in the day. How old were you? Oh, 1112. Okay, that's a cat.

Come on. There's a guy at Walmart, and he picked up a watermelon, broke his hip because he fell, and they gave him $7.5 million. Whoa. Seven point five million? His foot got

stuck in the side of a wooden pallet under the display, causing him to fall, shadowed his hip. Again, is it not just a common sense thing where if you're picking up a big old watermelon, you should probably look where your feet are. Yeah, like, I mean, that's basically his fault, but he got $7.5 million. 59 years old.

Maybe because the pallet shouldn't have been where it was. Again, you're picking it up off a palette. I don't know. I mean, how is that? What? I know. Carrie Underwood fell off our own steps. broke her wrist she sued herself for her 10 million dollars she win she gonna win that i gotta get a good feeling carrie's got a good but yeah do you see where carrie fell and broke all the stuff yeah

she's like broke her wrist i think maybe she had like a rib felt you sure her ribs i just know she was really scraped up but yeah i wonder she was doing maybe she was just celebrating after her big night at this oh like life is so wonderful whoops boom so yeah i do now this dude made a ton of money by uh picking up a watermelon like would you break all that stuff I guess lunchbox would. Oh, shatter a hip for $7.5 million. I shatter both my hips. Come on.

Really? Bring it on? Oh, yeah, because you're, what, in bed for a couple months? Then you are a bet of money, too. That's what great part. Well, lawyers are going to get about 65% of that to begin with. Whoa. Oh, I negotiate with my lawyer.

They're not getting 65%. No, they are. No, they're going to get 20%. Lunchbox. Lunchbox acts like he's some sort of... Lunchbox has never done a deal in his life, and he's always the guy with all the ideas. No, no. What he does is he represents himself.

Yeah, I guess. Amy was out test driving new SUVs. Because she's got to have a mom car. A mom car that's safe. Because the car that she's had now is... I've had it for 10 years. I love it. But we're just exploring our options.

We have been for several months now, but it's not priority. So we've just been test driving. And I finally went back and took some around. And they let me take it by myself. Yeah, they let a test drive without somebody. I mean, I could have stolen it. No, they have your ID. Yeah.

I'll be here. I thought about that too. I know they have my license and I know that they recognized me as Sammy from the Bobby Bone Show because they said so. They did. But here's the deal. I could have, we could have worked out some sort of plan

where I got hijacked. Okay, stop. Oh my gosh. You thought about all this? Yes, because I could not believe they were giving me this car to take out on my own. They knew who you were.

That benefited you. And also, they had your ID. She's driving on SUV, right? And she's showing me pictures of it. And she's like, I hate this color, but I have to get it. What's the color? White. Oh.

And I'm like, why? She goes, because it's the safest. And my husband says, statistically, this is the safest of our cars. Yeah. My current car is black. So things are looking up. Here's the problem. With you driving, no car is safe?

Oh. Well. Did you, is it a white one that you were driving? Yeah. Yeah. It's a white one. We're looking at it. I got to kind of make a decision on one we saw, like, today.

Or they told me somebody else is going to buy it. Oh. Oh. Stop. Don't fall for it, Amy. Let me guess. Jake Owens put a bit on it and if you don't come in on it.

Don't believe that. Then say, okay, let them have it. No, it's very rare that they actually even have that one in. Oh, my goodness. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Walmart had to refund somebody who bought an iPad, but when they got home and they opened the box, the box is full of flour. Wow.

You know how people still stuff and then replace the boxes? That's great. Yeah, Walmart refunded the money. She said she bought an iPad, and then when she got in there is full of flour. Can you imagine you get home being so excited?

Because I know it's like, you know, you open that box and like, oh my innocence, it's time. And then you probably go, they're not going to believe me. Yeah, there's no way. Like, you go, there's no way they're going to believe me.

And so she says, it looks like someone cut in the packaging. And Walmart gave with the $400 and they say, if this happens to you, as a general, let them know immediately. Okay.

Because. Yeah, don't doubt, don't think they're going to doubt you just go for it. Just go for it. Yeah, that one person, remember, not too long ago, they bought that big old vacuum from Target, and they opened it up, and it was, like, trash and...

Oh, yeah. It was all just garbage. Yeah, garbage. Like, just filled with stuff. So someone's going into the store and stealing it, and then replacing it, or they taking it home and bringing it back? I think they're taking it home, filling it up, or taking it to their cart, filling it up,

and then taping it back and returning it, right? I would say you steal it at the store. I would think when you bring it back and all those look inside of it. Yeah, when I worked at the store, you would always look in the box when someone returned something. How do you walk out with a vacuum? How do you steal anything? People are good.

Okay. There was a baby that weighs 62 pounds, right? It's 10 months old. Oh, wow. It's a 62-pound baby. That's a big baby. Right, and they can't stop the baby from getting fatter. Whoa.

Oh, no. And so, doctors are like, they don't know why he continues to put on weight. Has he been exposed to mold toxins? You know, stop with this mold toxins. I'm serious. It's a thing. I watch a documentary. At birth, he weighed 7.7 pounds.

At two months of age, he weighed 22 pounds. That's a big jump. Is it? Because I don't know much about it. Yes. It's a huge jump. Like, my son's seven. He doesn't even weigh that.

Do you weigh 22 pounds? Sure he does. Oh, I hope he doesn't. Oh, yeah, he does. Yeah, for sure. Then over the next eight months, he gained a staggering 39 pounds. So at 10 months old, he weighs 62 pounds. I wonder what that is.

That is crazy. They're trading them for, like, some sort of childhood diabetes. Wow. Now? But I don't know. Like, when a baby's, how big we? your babies, Eddie. Born at one was seven, five or something, and the other one was almost eight.

So they were around, the high sevens. And normal is that? Yeah, pretty normal. Do you see the guy, he went into a liquor store, and he was like, give me all your money. And they took, and the person working the counter took a bottle of Bayleys and busted it over their head. No, man. Yeah. I was at the register here, and I was counting it down, and a guy walked in, he had on a hat and sunglasses, and he said, give me the money.

I didn't think much of it and we kept, I kept counting the money down and he came closer and he came at the register and he was like, no, give it to me. He was pulling on the register that way and she was pulling on it this way and I just grabbed a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice and I looked at Sarah and she just said, hit him. So I hit him over the head with it and he just stopped and he backed up and he turned around and walked out the door. Oh, I wouldn't be afraid to hit him again, though. Wow. It sounded like a plug. Yeah, just good job. I got like Bailey's, Pumpkin Spice.

I was 799. And then places... Seasonal. Yeah. Bobby Bones. Show. Right, now time for a segment called That's Rude, where you guys have reached out to us in social media and the comments aren't nice. They're actually quite rude.

So a segment we call, That's Rude. Jacob on Facebook writes, hey, Bobby, hey, I saw you on TV for the first time last night. Liked it a lot better before I did. Yikes. That's rude I mean, why would you even send that message? I don't know. Does it go away?

Just don't write anything. Tiffany on Twitter writes, At Radio Amy is the prettiest one on the Bobby Bone show. Although, I don't think that's saying much. Oh, that's weird. Well, that's weird. Man. I mean, Amy got to compliment, and she was still like, that's rude.

Here's one, Caleb on Facebook. The best part about divorcing my wife is that I no longer have to pretend to give a crap at the Bobby Bone Show. Well, that's rude. And that's a little second one we called That's Rude. I went to Somerset, Kentucky and did a stand-up show. It's my very final, funny and alone stand-up comedy show of the year. I think I did like 80,000 tickets this year, which is crazy.

Wow. I know, right? That's awesome, dude. A lot of seats. And so it was fun. People were fantastic there. And I took Jordan Davis to open up for me. You may know the song here.

They go. And we get there because I'd flown from Los Angeles, Hopton and Van drove three hours. And I was, I mean, I got there right in time for the show to start. So we were cutting it really close. And so Jordan was supposed to go on and play for 30 minutes. And he mixed up the number 30 and 13. Oh.

So he went on and played for 13 minutes. So all of a sudden, like, I hear my music, my over the time. I'm in a, like, a hoodie. And I have a little outfit that I wear, like whenever I perform. Like I wear a tie and a short sleeve button up shirt. and my music starts playing over the top that I walk out to. So what did you do? I went out in jeans and a hoodie and did the show for an hour and 15 minutes.

Oh, really? You just started. You didn't say, hey, play some more. They already were playing my music overhead. Like, he was done. He pulled off all of his stuff. And I was like, hey, Jordan, what happened? He goes, I played all 13 minutes.

I was like, no. Who says 13? 30 minutes. Shout out to everybody in Kentucky. And everybody drove in from Ohio. It was a lot of fun That was it I'm sad

No well the thing was We're going to put out And we still are going to put out a special We had a couple of big companies That wanted to put out a whole But it's going to It takes like five months to produce a comedy special After it's over

And I don't want to do I don't want to wait five months Because I think I'll go out and do another tour Like March, April and next year And start that But I think I'm just going to do one And make it and put it out for free This one

And the next one We'll have some time behind it So, no, we have a couple of raging. We have raging idiots shows left, but then those aren't just fine to me, but they're fun, but I like stand-up comedy the best. It's like the most fulfilling to me. Yeah. But I'll go back out April or so next year and start a new tour.

I got to write a bunch of new jokes, though. And then hopefully my ax will play longer than 13 minutes at the beginning. Hey, did Lunchbox make some kind of show imaging piece or something? I was told Lunchbox made some new, because we have this voice guy that does stuff, and Lunchbox has made something that he wants to share with us. Yeah, I sent him an email. Hey, man, we need to update our audio because things have changed around here. Oh, okay.

I haven't heard this yet. Here we go. Yeah. Wait, who is this your wife? No, no, no. Oh, okay. Yeah. You're listening to the youngest ever inductee to the National Radio Hall of Fame.

Whoa. What? Bob and Mones. I'm never going to play that. I appreciate that. What do you mean? You always say that our imaging gets, or you say you got to update it and a big thing happened on the show. So I went straight to the voice guy and said, hey, need some new imaging.

Wow. So my thing is, can we keep lunch frogs from going straight to the voice guy? I didn't know we could go straight to the guy. That's the thing we're not supposed to. That connection. You guys will be having stuff all the time. I mean, sometimes. You're listening to the youngest ever inductee to the National Radio Hall of Fame.

Whoa. What? Bob and Bones. I think that's kind of you. I would never air that, though. It's so self-serving. I kind of like it. Okay.

Thank you. Don't you think it adds to the show, Amy? I like it. I'm not going to play it. Well, I mean, we could play it. No, you can't because you don't have the buttons. Ray. Okay, if you're not going to play,

at least play you one more time because I spend a lot of time. You didn't spend a lot of time doing anything. Hey, Morgan number one, can we make sure he doesn't talk to the voice guy anymore? Yeah, okay. Hey, I got a new segment. And then he'll have all these.

Yeah, thank you for that. That's a nice thought. All right, let's... I watched the video Amy of the... Because I hadn't seen it since. We played it on the air, the Hall of Fame video. Yeah. I watched it because it was up online.

It was pretty good. Watch it again. Like seeing it the night of is like Yeah, because everything's like Everybody around you and looking You don't remember everything Yeah, pretty good It's at Bobbyvones.com

played it on Friday's show But that was good Yeah, it was good I don't like the beginning of it though Because it's like the commercial That we did at the very beginning It's like hey, it's my bow's you It needs to be like over the top

And not like we are But then when Amy started taking over It got really good I got a little emotional But yeah Bobby Bone Show The latest from Nashville In Hollywood

Amy's 30 seconds skinny Congratulations to Brantley Gilbert and his wife Amber. They welcomed their first child, Barrett, Hardy Clay, Gilbert on Saturday. Wow. Yeah, the baby was six pounds, seven ounces, and is doing fine. Got any tattoos on him yet? Yeah. Yeah, a sleeve.

Baby more tattoos and a brass knuckle. All right. What else? Carrie Underwood took a hard fall on the steps outside of her house on Friday night. Pretty crazy. Don't really know exactly what happened, but she broke her wrist and is pretty banged up. So well wishes sent her them to carry. She did not get to perform last night at the big charity show. And people are like, well, her wrist was broken, not her throat.

But listen, if you get hurt, like it hurts seem to even walk around like with a broken bones. She had like issues elsewhere, I think. It's just that it was actually a broken wrist. People are always so judgy when it's not them. Like, someone gets a hang nail, though, like I take the day off. But if Karenna breaks her wrist, oh, she should be up there singing. Like, shut up. All right, that is it?

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. There is. Thank you very much. Well, let's see. What shall we talk about next ever list? It's been a good weekend. The guy that shot his girlfriend's... So there's a man, his daughter, her boyfriend. He found him in a hotel room, so he shot him in the groin. Remember that? Oh, yes, yes.

The charges were all dismissed. Why? Because the guy who got shot in the groin didn't show up to court. Oh, wow. I wonder why. Charges against a man accused of shooting his daughter's boyfriend has been dismissed because the victim failed to appear at court. And so they went to the guy who did the shooting, the dad. And they're like, why don't you think he showed up?

And he goes, because he knew he did wrong. That's right. He knew he'd done messed up. I think there was a reason. I think he's probably scared of repercussion, he said. Is that how he talks? I would imagine someone that shoots their daughter's boyfriend in the groin talks like that. That's a tough dude right there.

I imagine they talk like Arkansas Keith. Yes. But you just can't go shooting people in a pecker because they're with your... I get it. I mean, I understand But you get killed them Like you get killed them If you're willing to go to jail

Yes, the groin you can bleed out Of course You can anywhere You hit over in that thigh area That's like an artery Where you can't turn back And what if you don't hit in the groin going What if you're in the groin?

You know what I mean? That's a whole thing Eddie's son The 9 year old Did jump rope for heart Yeah, he did it Friday And Eddie sent me a video I sent both of you guys a video

I thanked his donors. He did like two jumps and then you kept... Well, I just video it a little bit. Did you see his technique? I sent Eddie a video. I was like, he's terrible with jump roping. Yeah, I said, you're terrible at jumproping. Did he get better?

Well, no, I mean, that was his... That was a strategy. He had a jump rope for two and a half hours. Not him. They were doing like a minute him, and then his classmates would do a minute and then they would rotate. But that was the strategy to do the running jump. No, the straight up jump.

Eddie, you didn't practice with him at home? No, Eddie can't jump up. Eddie's the least athletic person to his hole. I can't coordinate. I'm not coordinate. coordinated like that. Okay. But he claims he was a three-star athlete in football. It's back in the day, man. I'm not a, no spring chicken anymore. Yeah, but you don't have athletic ability even as an older fella. Yeah, it went away.

Oh, it went away. Somehow I just went away. Were you a natural athlete growing up? Oh, yeah. Born out of the womb, catching football. And you were a three-star recruit for high school football. Whatever, dude. Yes. Can we move on? No, no, I'm asking you. Yes. You're still sticking with that story. Yes, that's my story. I'm sticking to it. But father time caught up to you? Yeah, man, it happens to all of us. And you're, like, for example, in basketball, Amy.

Do you know who Russell Westbrook is? Played for Oakland City Thunder. Part of him. He was a three-star recruit in basketball. Yeah, basketball. Yeah, basketball. So it's super talented. Eddie was that in football.

Okay. He says, we can't find... Makes sense, right? We can't find them on the database anymore. I've never seen a single, like, throwback Thursday of Eddie, like, doing anything. I've never seen him even on a team. I've never seen him in a uniform. Bring a football.

I'll show you guys. No, show us a high school football picture. If you just play. Your parents have to have something. Yeah, my mom has something. Even a junior high picture. Okay. Oh, you're so full of it.

Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting a Bobby Bonds. A couple things coming up in the next 10 minutes are Webgirl, Morgan number two, just went to a little place in town, and Keith Urban shows up in place. What? It's a random, we'll talk about that in a minute. Just like, you just shows up in place. So we'll talk about that.

Also, we'll get an update about Amy's kids. Because there is an update. Amy went off on Twitter and we'll talk about that. But before all of that, why don't we do the Morning Corny? I feel like I could use a laugh. Morning Corny. What kind of music do the Pilgrims like to listen to? What kind of music do the pilgrims like to listen to?

Plymouth Rock. Pretty funny. Yeah. I see more in the Thanksgiving vein of jokes. Yeah, we are. That was the Morning Corny. So I was looking at Twitter on Friday after the show and I saw you tweet something angry at your adoptition agency. Yeah.

I don't know who you were tweeting at. Oh, I said my adoption agency. What did they do to you? That was clear. They just, it's just been sad how it's, I don't really feel like it's an adoption where they're really involved and they really care. It's more like been a business transaction. Like, at their close of business, they're done. They're not worried about the families in the,

kids and what's happening. So has your paperwork been moved from? No, but I think as of today, maybe it will be. But you thought, but a week ago, you were for sure it was going to be moved. Yeah, November 7th. Right. And do you think now we're getting too close to the holidays where your kids may not end up here? No, I still think that we're on track.

So something's going to happen today in your mind? I think so, yeah. Do you feel like you just set yourself up for these disappointments? Maybe. Because I feel like we do this every time I'm like, Amy, just relax. I know they tell you these dates, but they've never worked. worked out. In the history of us doing this in four and a half years, these dates have never worked out. Right. Yeah, I know. And then you get your heart set on it and then you get sad when it doesn't happen.

Oh yeah. No, I mean, I'm extremely sensitive to this entire thing and it's hard and I hate it, but I think today will be a good day. If you're new to the show, Amy, tried to have kids unsuccessfully, then tried to adopt domestically and kept moving because her husband was in the military and that kept restarting. So she went on a mission trip to Haiti. And as she was doing a mission trip in a woman's conference, she met these kids in an orphanage and decided she wanted to adopt them. It's been four and a half years. And every time they give us a date, the date gets, three months later, one month later, two weeks later.

It's never happening in the time that they keep telling you. So for me, it's just an outsider. I know. I keep seeing it and I go, man, I would just, every time they tell you a date, I would give them a buffer period. It's like living with Eddie. I saw Eddie, 3 p.m. I know he's not getting there to 4.

15. You got to treat them like Eddie. I mean, I agree with you. Yeah. But today I hope that it happens. And I know you're upset about it. I know that, and I hope the paperwork goes through and I hope you get them before Christmas. I just get excited, but yeah, if it doesn't work out this time, I'm just going to stop saying dates because it's like. Didn't your husband already say stop saying dates? Didn't you say? I'm sure he did, but it's like, I'm like, how can we still be playing this game? I don't understand. so that's why and I just wish some people that I thought

would be there for me to help understand some of it along the way they're just not there for me like the people you're paying yeah like the people that we've paid a ton of money too

in America they're American they're not Haitian I don't want to get the emails that like Haiti's trying to scam me they're American trying to scam me I don't think no I mean I know these are good people

that's why I don't get it like I don't get their business model like if I was running into Adoption agency, which now I'm on my third. You could run an adoption agency at this point. If I was running one, I just think, unfortunately, I maybe have had like a crazy bizarre experience, but I would just run it so differently than the way that my case has been handled. Like, I don't get it.

And maybe there's other people that have had good experiences with my agency. And I'm not saying their name and I'm not going to put them on Front Street. Front Street, Front Street, Front Street, Front Street, Front Street. No. No, but I'm just disappointed. and I won't recommend them to anybody ever. Will you give them a bad yelp review? Which is a bummer.

Could you give them a one star? No, but like, oh well, let me see if they're on y'all. Oh, boy. I was kidding. Listen, I hope the paperwork goes through today. I know, me too. But you've got to stop setting yourself up for these because it's every time. Yeah.

I know you want it. It's every time, though. And I hate being the one that goes, Amy, don't do this. Yeah, but I mean, I'm just going to, that's me. That's what keeps me going. Like, that's my hope, like, that it's still happening. I have to believe that the, the date they're giving me is going to happen because that's what gets me to the next.

I completely understand that. But after someone lets you down like 17 times in a row, you got to go, hmm, let me give a little. I don't know that it's a, yeah, it's not someone or particular person that's writing me down. It's just been the whole process. The whole process is broken. Like, it's a mess. Like, maybe our story can be a part of trying to fix the adoption issues between America and Haiti. Like, it's a mess.

It's not good. I know that can help this situation. Let me call Garth. He just won't entertainer of the year. Let me see what he can do. I know you're emotional about it, and we try to tell jokes so you don't be emotional about it. I like jokes.

I know you do, but I hope it happens today. And then it gets weird for me to ask about tomorrow. I know. I know. But then you've told us, like, there's this date, and if I don't ask them or listen, like, hey, what's up with Amy? Then I'm indebted to our listeners to ask you.

I know. I've done it to myself. And then you cry, and then I'm like, I'm jerk. And then the whole... We already had an adoption shower based on other dates. That's true.

My husband's like giving up. Amy totally jibbed everybody from gifts. Like Amy has all these free gifts. Well, I mean, they're still coming. Yeah. But like, there's been times based on dates. My husband's like not worked. And like, there's so many things in our life

where I've looked back on where I'm like, God, we shouldn't have listened to that date because like, I mean, our life, we just put it on hold for no reason. Or we had a big party for no reason. And got a bunch of free gifts for no reason. Okay. There's the update. Yeah.

I hope today things move. Yeah, today's the day. They're moving. No, stop. I hope sometimes. Oh, boy, yeah. The thing about Nashville is, if you ever come to Nashville and you're randomly somewhere, someone randomly can come out and just play music, and you're like, oh, that's cool

because all the big country stars live here for the most part. And so Morgan number two, our web girl, you were out at a place called The Listening Room Cafe. And it's a small place. Probably holds 100 people. Yeah, barely. And there are tables and you have dinner and mostly songwriters get up there that you've never heard of and play songs. So you're there and what happens?

So we got like my boyfriend's surprise tickets with this and we went and we got second row and about an hour and a half in one of the songwriters goes, well Keith Urban's here. So he's going to come up and play a few songs and we look at each other. Like this isn't legit. Like this is our first time here. And he just gets up there, jams out and like joked with the guy and was like, dude, your guitar's out of tune. Like let's fix this.

Who is the songwriter? I'm not sure the one that was next to him, but Ross, Copper, showed up with him. And apparently one of the songwriters that he was playing the guitar of wrote a song on his album, so that was the connection. So here's Keith. Is this from your phone or something?

Yeah, I took a video of it. Oh, that's cool. We're having to go to the radio. It's all that waste of time. That was cool. Was everybody looking at each other like, what's happening? Yeah, it was just like, everybody just shocked. Like, we're at this little venue in Keith Urban's there,

and he's just normal, and he's hanging out, and he's beautiful. I mean, yeah, yeah. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. And what happens is all these fine folks to do this show with me, by the way,

who've never worked in radio before. Like, that's the beauty and the ugliness of the show all I want is that we're all just friends, not radio people. And so sometimes I get segments and I'll be like, I was a good try, but that probably won't make it on the air. Rejected segments.

Rejected segments. That's funny That's money Rejected segment number one From Amy Yes Amy's Facebook challenge She wrote

There's a challenge Going around on Facebook And instead of asking someone How you're doing Just go up and say How are you feeling Yeah Boo

No it's not you can go around And like really Challenge each other to think About our feelings Like how are you feeling? Could you imagine going up to somebody At the girl Like you haven't seen a while

Hey Jimmy Good to see you How are you feeling? What? That's a weird question. That's a weird. And that's one rejected segment, okay? Rejected segments.

From Amy. Oh. What's your grocery store staple? Amy wanted to spend five minutes talking about when you go to the store and you must have something so you leave to go to another store if they don't have it. Oh, my goodness. Sometimes you're at the store if they don't have it, you can move on with life. But I had to go to three different stores. For lemons.

For lemons. Because lemons are my grocery store staple, like I have a lemon. Every day I needed lemons. And so I was like, man, what would you guys go to three different grocery stores for? Nothing. Rejected segments. From Eddie. Oh, great.

The headline is, I had to poop at our raging idiots show. It's a true story, though. It's a true story. No. There's a first time for everything, he writes. And this weekend, I ran off the stage and had to go to the restroom. And he wanted to do a few minutes talking about that. So.

Rejected segments. No go, huh? All right. From Eddie. Oh, goodness. He wants to have a long-form conversation about what's the one appliance you could not do without in your house? That's a legit question. Okay, that's about as good as my girls are going.

Yeah, that's like all of them. Refrigerator, TV, blender, baggie. Okay, real quick. So which one would it be? No, stop. Rejected segments. From our web girl, Morgan number two. for a conversation

What's the best kind of pie? Yeah What do you mean? That's good. I don't last like two seconds I don't even get it. I'd like to suggest a fall conversation topic Is pumpkin pie the best kind of pie?

Debate around the room. Oh, big debate. You used to ask country stars their favorite pie. Yeah, but it's not really like a big long term like big segment thing. I don't know, Morgan, I like it. I mean, listen, I like pie. I love pumpkin pie. Who doesn't love pie?

Yeah. Yeah, but we didn't do a whole segment on discussing the merits of which pie was... Wait, where's lunchboxes? I don't get rejected. No way. His are all so bad. Oh, they're not even worth this segment. I don't even know that I...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you say in mine are so bad? I bring the hammer down on those segments. You just don't get them. That's probably true. And that's rejected segments. That was rejected segments. Thank you.

A lot of your segments make it. But now that you heard us explain them, are you... Now they're still pretty bad. Rejected segments. All right. Thank you very much. So. Did you listen to Taylor Swift's new album? Yep. Reputation.

Are you good? Yeah. I mean, some of them are a little much, and I just kept skipping through. I'm like, maybe I'm just not ready for this anger right now. I don't know. I wasn't in the mood. But Endgame is my favorite song. Taylor Swift, Endgame.

I don't want to miss you Like the other girls do I don't want to hurt you I just want to be I was reading a lot of reviews They said the album's really good But it was weird because We're in such a climate now

Where everybody's so angry That it really wasn't the best time For an angry tailor to come out Like we needed like That nice tailor Because everybody's so angry And the timing just having to be terrible Yeah I can see that

And even you just Because I didn't listen to it And I have no judgment But even you're like some of it I just had to went through. And you love Taylor, like your favorite. Yeah, I love Taylor. And I was like, oh, I'm skipping this song.

Like, her, I guess, nicer albums or sweeter albums, if you will. Like, I didn't really skip stuff. But I was like, okay, next. Well, she's going to sell quite possibly 2 million records. And she does a smart thing. She goes, I'm not streaming anything. I'm making everybody buy it for the first week or two weeks. Yeah.

So she doesn't put it up anywhere. And then that's a really smart thing to do. Yeah, she's pretty smart when it comes to business. She definitely is. Your favorite Taylor song, were you a tear drops on my guitar? Oh, I mean, that was the original. Or was the Tim McGraw? Well, yeah.

Good point. But this Taylor, she's clearly upset about the breakup, you know? Like, he caused tear drops on her guitar, but it's still a sweet song. Now, if this had happened to Taylor now, I don't even know what you would get. Like, if Drew, if Drew did this, it's over. different fight now. She's like a multi-millionaire fighting another multi-millionaires. Oh, wow. Instead of being a 17-old normal girl fighting, like, her heart about some guy.

Her classmate, Drew. Right. Yeah, definitely different. I was asked on the CMA Redd Carpet, my favorite Taylor song. Oh, yeah, that's a good question. And it was like, hey, immediately, which favorite Taylor song? And I went 15. And that's like the biggest crepe. Oh, no. Wait, that's a good song now. Yeah, because she's like, when you know, 15. So like on E-News somewhere, there's them going, hey, what you favorite?

Maybe you're going, oh, 15. Sure, yeah. That song, I hear it on the radio, I like it. That's so good. That's damn. So my high school Mountain Pine played in the playoffs. They win? They lost by one point.

No. That's a bummer. And here's what I heard happened. The other team was about to score a touchdown. They had a goal line stand. And they held the other team of scoring touchdown. And then they had to run a couple plays, and they got a safety against someone.

they lost the game. No way. I have no idea we just. I know. That's why I said it quickly. They lost by one point to Palestine Wheatley, Mountain Pinded. Hey, congratulations, though. My high school could not even put a football team out on the field last year. First of all, it's such a small school, and they had to cancel football season because they didn't have enough players. And this year, they made the state playoff. So, uh, hats off to you, boys. And congratulations on a great season. It's a tough one to lose. But, man, what a crazy way to lose that, too. Congrats, guys. Also, over the weekend,

I lost a bet to Tim McGraw. You bet Tim McGraw? McGraw came at me, first of all. He was like, hey, LSU and Arkansas, loser buys dinner. And I was like, all right. And then I got a little cocky, and I was like, all right, I'm a caviar and 12 course meal. Let's do it. It's up on my Instagram.

Well, problem is Arkansas lost. They got crushed by LSU. I'd like to say, Mr. McGraw, listen to these words right here, please. Tim, I don't get the money you guys, Tom. I told him wherever you want to go. Hold the door said please. But I owe Tim McGraw, I'm probably faith of dinner now. A big one.

Meanwhile back to mama's the porch lot. Oh, man. Take Jimmy Johnson. Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best friend, bow. You're going to spend a lot of money on this dinner, though. Bring credit cards galore. Where are y'all going to go?

I'm sorry that you won't bring a girl. Oh. Oh. He's a third wheel. I'm singing that to him. Yeah. Yeah. No.

Anyway, I lost a Tim McGraw. Whatever. Late night for us, we did the country rising benefit concert last night. It was really good. A lot of Hugh Jacks, one after the other. They had the old rotating stage, so nobody had to wait a long time. We'll talk about Amy's George Strait geeking out because, like I said a minute ago, I think you were happier during that than you were at your wedding.

What? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I've seen you happy. I think I was the happiest I've ever seen you when you were standing next to George Strait. It was pretty amazing. Even at your wedding, you're like, yeah, who knows?

50-50. I mean, it was awesome last night. She actually's not denying it. I was filming through the radio, and I heard this song from, I don't know if you've heard it, from BB Rex and Florida, George Line. Have you heard this meant to be? I don't think so. It's really good.

It's on the pop stations, but, I mean, it could be a country song. on back and relax kick your pretty feet up on my dash no need to go nowhere fast let's enjoy right here where we are who knows where this road is supposed to leave

we got nothing but time as long as you right here next to me everything if it's meant to be so won't you ride with me ride with me so be so uptight but my heart's I don't hurt a couple times by a couple guys I didn't dream you right

I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie cause I'm tired of the fake love, show me what you made of, boy make me believe. Don't you know you're beautiful and it's easy to see If it's meant to be, let it be If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be So won't you ride with me, ride me, ride me. That's good, huh?

I like it. Come on ride with me, ride with me, ride with me. They pretty much sing the whole song. It's BB Rex of Florida, Georgia line. I was on the old pop station. I was like, hey, there's FG on the pop station. That's better than what they're playing on. No, I do like their new one, though, too, on the country.

The Bullfrog song, that's what I call it. Rib it, rub it. I'm like, that's kind of the jam, too. Yeah, they had a couple good ones right now. I like that one. I like the Brandon Ray Inz of the Earth. Brandon Ray. That's a good one. We got our positivity coming up.

So tell me something good in about four minutes. We got some Garth. We got some Blake Shelton just a second. And if you guys want to follow on Instagram, my name is Mr. Bobby Bones. I put a video up on my dog yesterday. I got 100,000 views. Who didn't do anything but staring? But Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram over there.

Get your Bones on the Bobby Bones show. The first person's lined up for Black Friday. Already? Yeah, and he has been since last Tuesday. He wants this $350 TV. Let me just be logical for a second. Like, couldn't you just go get a job and work that amount of time and have more money, buy the TV at regular price,

and then have extra money, too? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's a thrill of this. Is it that thrilling? I don't know. When the day finally arrives, he'll have been in line for 17 days. We asked him what he's going to do over the next 15 days.

He says, watch TV. listen to the news and watch the people pass by. Like, you got to have nothing going on. Yeah. And be able to not get bored. Yeah. I would go insane. I was going to watch people pass by, Bobby.

That's from Laredo. Oh, yeah, because that's real amazing. I always like people who say they like the people watch. Like, people watching is cute for about five seconds. And then I get, I'm bored. There's pizza. I may do something stupid. All right, I'm bored.

What do you enjoy doing? Well, I like to go and just people watch. I like to watch Netflix. I like Netflix watch. I'm like the people watch. So we went last night to Country Rising, and I hosted it, and it was about a three-hour show, and everybody from Little Big Town to Dirks to Sam Hunt.

George Strait closed the show last night, and so we're side stage, and it's Amy and I, and George comes on, and she's like, he's going to do Amarola by morning. He's going to do it, and then he starts doing it. She starts freaking out, right? She was like a giddy, six-year-old girl. It was like, who all the presents were out under her. of the tree. It was like, okay, go get him.

I'm still smiling ear to ear about it because he just is everything to me. Like my childhood, my middle life, like, whatever age I am now, like he's everything. Like, all these memories to start flooding back. Like, this song just makes me think of me and my sister and my dad

and my uncles and like just life and he's awesome. And I haven't seen him perform in a while. Like, he's come in here and I've seen him out well, only a few times since we've worked. I've been in Nashville. But I was just like, this is amazing. I need to go see him in Vegas or wherever he's playing.

I got to go. I was a young Tribador. I'm finished with a song. Yeah, I kind of want to pick something different, but it's okay. Fireman was amazing, and Murillo by morning was amazing. And then I was like, okay, Tribador, okay. He started with Fireman, and Sam Hunt was going to play that in part of his mix that he plays, because Sam Hunt doesn't melt, like a whole, and Sam Polack.

it out because he was told that George Strait was going to play Fireman. So Sam had to pull it out of his. He played a little teaser. He did like a thing and then he was like, okay, y'all, and Ed, the crowd went crazy. And then he was like, that was a little sample. You got George Strait coming up later. And then he moved on. I was like, oh.

To be fair with you, and you love George Strait, but your uncle also worked for George Strait on George's Ranch. Yes. So he's like really a part of your personal life. Yes. Like when I was a kid at about 10 years older, so my dad drove me down to George's Ranch and like my uncle lived on the ranch. We spent the night there and woke up early to go watch George Rope.

And like, I don't know. I mean, I just have all these memories. Yeah, like it's nostalgic for me and I'm just really a fan. So I was shocked at how much I was geeking out. Like I got emotional and I started crying and I'm like, oh no. They almost kicked out the crazy girl because Amy wasn't supposed to be where she was because she was right on the corner of the stage and there were no such passes to be there. Yeah, no.

And Amy was like, oh, she was, like, freaking out. And so they almost grabbed her. But I was hosting the show. Yeah, luckily. Luckily. So you saved her? He hooked it up. Like, we didn't have to move.

Like, other times we sort of got kicked out of the area. Because, like, you know, if I was trying to get a picture of Karen from a little Big Town's outfit or something, it wasn't happening. But then George straight. I mean, literally, Bob, I didn't know he was coming out yet. Well, that's why I came over there. Yeah. And then Bobby was like, Amy, walk up there.

Walk up there now. And I walk out, and I see George walk out in, like, his. his wranglers and his starched white shirt and his hat and I was like, I literally screamed. DJ, yeah. Oh, and Bobby Bones Show. Blake Shelton to be named Sexiest Man Alive, People Magazine. Wow. Finally.

Oh. Finally, the regular guy wins one. Wow. That's so cool. Finally. Not time. The regular dude gets something. About time.

I mean, y'all, what do you mean regular? He's really tall and handsome and talented. No, he's a regular dude. Are you think so? Yeah. Finally, it's not something Hollywood super hunk. He's just a regular. He's tall, but he's a regular dude like us.

Okay. He's richer and he's more talented. Right, right. But he looks like a regular dude. Oh, okay. I think he's super handsome. No. Okay.

He's not Ryan Reynolds. Right, right, right. Oh, okay. Let us feel like a regular dude one. Come on. Okay, okay. Sorry, you're right. He's totally not like Ryan.

That means we all have a chance. Yeah, that's what we're all trying to get to. Like, we're still in this thing. So you're saying there's a chance. Blake Shelton is. set to receive Sexiest Man Alive from People Magazine. I love it. Yeah. Yes, Luke.

Blake, I mean. What's on your mind? I was thinking Luke the whole time. You're thinking Luke though? That's who I'd vote. Luke's a little hunkier than Blake. Yeah. No, you're right. Blake is totally normal. Blake's like proportionate like a normal human. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Anyway, anybody's trying to hate on it.

No, I mean, I get, well... You like his personality. That's what women do. They can judge and see. Oh, you're right. You're, okay, sorry. You know who has a bad personality? Ryan Gosseng, Ryan Reynolds, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, terrible personality. But do they? I don't know. Who cares? Yeah, absolutely they do. They have to. We hope so. We hope they do. But Blake doesn't.

Yeah, we hope they're not well-rounded. That'd be terrible for us. Right. They were well-rounded. Let's go over and do this headlines from the weekend. Amy, your weekend. Sleep mode? I got these new pills called sleep mode, and it's like some weird concoction of like herbal things and and melatonin and other mixture of whatnot. And you take it 30 minutes before bed.

And I'm telling you, it was amazing. I tested it out Friday night, Saturday night, and then last night. You sure it's not like ambient or something? No, no, no, it's natural. Ambien? No, sleep mode. And I just, I feel like I got the best rest this weekend. I've had in, like, a really long time.

Really? And I credit it to this herbal concoction. Are you sure it wasn't like a placebo? Because sometimes when I get out something new, it works. immediately. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, that doesn't really work. Oh.

Do you think that could be it? Well, I hope not. Me too. I'm not going to let my brain hear what you just said. Exactly. All right, lunchbox coming over to you. Rest and recover. Man, you guys had the greatest weekend ever.

Let me tell you. I felt like I had a Bobby week last week where I was busy all the time. And let me tell you, it's not fun because the weekend comes and you're exhausted. I was so tired. I slept so much this weekend because I can't handle a busy week like that. I guess obviously opposite. Work mode? Well, no, I traveled the whole way.

I finished show Friday, flew straight to California, had a bunch of meetings out there. Yeah. Then flew back that next morning, and then drove a few hours to Kentucky and did a stand-up show. Flew back and then did all the charity stuff yesterday. And then woke up this morning. I don't even know what day it did.

I don't remember a clock of what day it is. It's Monday, right? Today's Monday. It's almost break time for my body. Like, I can feel me hitting that wall. Yeah, no, uh-uh, because last, the weekend before last, you had off and you got sick. That's why I got sick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't give your body a break. No breaks. No breaks. No breaks. What? He can't. But just mentally, like, I don't even know what day or time it is.

I've been in four time zones in the last. It's no good, man. I know. No good. But you got to eat. You know? You got to stop to eat, though. Everybody's always like, I want to be successful, but nobody wants to put the work in.

Like, that's why I do. I'll work. Yeah. I don't have an extreme talent. My talent's showing up and on time. It's exhausting watching you. Is it? Oh.

So tiring. That's why I got to sleep. You slept for me. Thank you. You're welcome. I didn't think about that. All right, never trust a man who... Carrie, you're on.

Hi, Carrie. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Never trust a man who, blank? Has two first names. All right, there must be some negative experience with this. No, no. A friend told me that, like, say like Ken Scott.

Oh, that name specifically? All right. No, no, no. Hypothetically, let's just say. All right, go ahead. That's just an example. Okay, so never trust a man with two first names. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Let's go to Kirsten in Springfield. Hey, Kirsten. Hey. What do you think? Never trust a man who, blank? Never trust a man who won't tell his friends or family about you if you're dating. Yeah, because he's probably dating somebody else, too. Exactly.

Yeah. You know, we had this issue with Morgan number two who does our digital work, our Wichita Webgirl, and her boyfriend won't put pictures of her on his social media. We think it's a little fishy, but what do we know? We're not professional fishermen, aren't we? So is that a thing? Like, never trust a man who doesn't post you on social? I refuse not to comment. Brittany in Connecticut, never trust a man who blank?

Who does not take care of his children? Solid? Wow. Yeah. That would be a simple. I can respect that. Yeah, yeah. Candice in Nashville, never trust a man who. Accuses you all the time. That's right. And you know why? Because he's up to That's right. When someone's accusing you're constantly cheating or constantly lying, that means they're doing it. Right, Candace? Exactly, boys or girls. Yeah, can I get amen,

Candace? That's what I'm talking about. That's absolutely true. If someone's all accusational and you're like, why are you like this all the time, it's because they're doing it. Thank you very much. Let's do one more on the latest side of things. Noelle and Springfield, never trust a man who doesn't take care of his mother. So that's one for you? Yes, definitely one for me. You've got to love your mama and take care of your mama. Because that's how love and take care of you. That's right.

And daughters. And daughters. There you go. Good one. Thank you very much. All right, fellas, never trust a woman who lunchbox. Ask how much money you make on the first date. Boom.

She's going after that wallet. That's all she cares about. That's obvious. Duh. Never trust a woman who breaks into your house and steals all your stuff. the first day. Okay, fair to know. I've never had to happen to me.

No. No friend has ever... Well, has anyone? No. Any guy here ever had a girl ask how much they make in the first day? No. No, you haven't. Okay.

You're lying. Eddie? Never trust a woman who doesn't like good music. But that's your tasting good music. That's right. No, no. If she doesn't like the music I like... Oh, come on.

I know one you could say for you, Bobby. Wait, why... How come the women's answer... All the women they called had great, except for the two first name ones. They were like great and they made sense there was logic behind them. Guys, we're just idiots.

Duh. No, she don't like my favorite music. She's probably dumb. Wait, so what's yours, Bobby? Never trust a woman who gossips about other people a lot because she's also gossiping about you to other people.

Because if someone's telling you everybody else's secrets, period, they're also telling your secrets to other people. So even in business, I was doing a deal a couple weeks ago And a couple services will say, we're bidding on me. You know, like, hey, want you to come work here, work here. And so, and one of the guys was like, don't tell me what they're doing because that means you're telling them what I'm doing.

And I was like, that's a real honest approach. Like, I appreciate that. But it's the same way with people. If they're telling you someone else's secrets or telling your secrets to someone else. Right. So that was it. I think you're going to say never trust a woman who doesn't like my dog. No, I just won't.

No, I trust them. I just won't date them. Oh. Amy told me I didn't let her do one I'm sorry about that I start taking callers I'm sorry I always go to the callers first My bad Never trust a man who blank

Won't do chores Okay now we're getting personal Around the house We did a babe No no my husband does things He'll do the dishes But you tell us like Folding clothes he just does not do well at

Folding clothes he folds shirts horribly I have to redo it Amy He has to stay away from the laundry. Can I just, can I open, to talk freely? Yeah. Your husband, military man. Yes.

Air Force. Brilliant guy. Flies planes. How did it crash land a plane because the propellers broke? Like he's that smart. We're ready to take a plane and crash land into a lake. You're telling me. Control landing, but yeah.

Control landing. That's what he likes to say. Yeah. He knew he was in control the entire time. But yeah, he was sort of a crash. You're telling me, he can't fold a golf shirt. but he can control land crash into a small lake in a mountain. Yeah.

Yeah, just making sure you're seeing all this. Yeah. You're two very different things. Exactly. These are the most popular TV shows in America, not done by ratings, done by everything but ratings. So you're talking about streams, illegal downloads, critic reviews.

You're talking about positive feedback on social media. So they've done it. The number one show is Stranger Things 2. Wow. And again, like I said earlier, I still can't. I'm not to the point where I'm so into it yet. Number two is the Walking Dead. Oh, okay.

Somebody ruined. Somebody spoiled them. Who did that and why? I don't know, but I saw it and I... Remind me not to go look wherever they posted that. Number three, Game of Thrones. Number four is Star Trek Discovery. Wait, what?

Yeah, I don't know what that is. Number five, Preacher. Mind Hunter on Netflix is six, which I love. It's good. The Big Bang Theory, Ellen, Rick and Morty on the Cartoon Network. I don't watch Rick and Morty, but it's very popular with, like, the cool kids. Like Mike D. Mike D, do you ever watch Rick?

That seems like a shit. Mike D. is like our punk, he's like punk rock. Like SpongeBob where it's a cartoon, but it's cool? I think it's adult. Like adults. It's pretty funny. You like it? He would.

He likes all that weird stuff. Yeah. Adults watching cartoons. I think it's not even like family guy. Okay. It's like drawn badly. Okay. Right.

How would you explain Rick and Morty to her if you had to? I mean, it's kind of like an adult SpongeBob. An adult SpongeBob. But SpongeBob is... It's kind of adultish already. Yeah, but kids just don't catch on to the adult things. Yeah, that's true. The safest seat on an airplane if you have to fly is near the tail of the plane.

So sit in the back. You're 40% more likely to survive a crash. Oh. I thought the most best place was like even with the wing. The best place is on the ground. Not on the plane. In a bus. If I don't have to get places.

I don't like flying. I fly all the time. I hate flying. I have to fly for work all the time. Germs. I fly in the morning. I try to fly in the morning as much as possible because they clean the planes at night. If you're getting on a 3 p.m. flight,

people have not thought of that. All their breath and coughs are just in living in that thing. All day. It's a tube. Is it safe to dye your hair? Probably not. Absolutely, it's safe as long as you don't use a hair dye with ammonia or peroxide in it. Oh, okay, cool.

So, do most have ammonia or peroxide in them? Don't know. I guess I need to ask my hair person about that. I just always feel like every time I color my hair, I'm like, oh, I hope something's not seeping into my brain right now. All the stuff you use something for sure is. Yeah. A couple things I should talk about. One is that I, as I mentioned earlier, I didn't sleep a lot this weekend just because I was

traveling and I'm not complaining about it, but I fell asleep for about four hours on one of these nights. I'm not sure. I think it was Saturday night and end of Sunday. And I woke up three different times yelling. I was asleep and I talk in my sleep sometimes if I have had no sleep and I'm sleeping really hard. I woke up yelling in my sleep. Do you know it who or what? No. It's like dreams. I don't have dreams because I never get to that point in my sleep where I sleep hard enough to have dreams. But I woke up and I just remember going, and I was like, what the I thought somebody was yelling at me

the first time and the second time it happened I realized I was yelling at me and the third time I just woke up and I was like I'm done I'm not scaring myself

this is stupid so I just woke up but I was yelling I was also I took a little cough medicine because I'm finally getting finished with all of this congestion

nose throat stuff and I think that probably had something to do with it and also the fact that hadn't slept yeah I was in saying I was yelling in my

have ever done that I don't think I if I have I haven't woken myself up yeah My husband says sometimes I talk and make noises and kick, but... I'll talk in my sleep in the middle of a vacation. Because that means I finally stopped with my stressing out about time so much.

You get to the R-R-R-R-R-M cycle. Yep. So, I did, for our work insurance, we have okay work insurance. And so I was filling it out. Did you guys do your stuff? It's due to. I have it on my list of things. And so I'm filling it out.

And I had to go to the doctor anyway. And they always ask me, hey, in the past 12 months, how much tobacco have you used? And I say zero, because I haven't. I've never smoked anything. And I say no tobacco, which they're always, they believe that. And they're like, okay, in the past week, how much alcohol have you consumed? I'm like, zero. Okay, well, how about the last month?

Zero. How about the last year? Zero. And they're like, come on. But I'm like, no, I've never had a drink of alcohol. But they don't believe me. Don't I look like a trustworthy person? Or do you think people lie to the doctor all that.

For sure. I'm sure. Some people, yeah, they're like, hmm. I drink socially, you know, one to two, a week. Like, I wouldn't just lie differently. And so, like, how much in the, zero alcohol? Hmm. Are you sure about that?

Zero. I went in and went to the doctor and my, it's a doctor if I use my real name. Which one or not is Bobby, but Bones isn't my real last name. And so I go in and I guess what happens here in town is that some of these country artists go in and use fake names. Oh. Because I walk in and the nurse is like, no, you are. That's not your real name. And I was like, no, no, it actually is my real name.

And she's like, people come in there all the time and do this. Why wouldn't you change your first name too if you were giving a name? Yeah. Yeah, I'm being serious. I'd be like Pablo Wilson. That's a mess of them. That's not your real name. That's not your real name.

Yeah, but she got me with that. That's not your real name. And I was like, no, no. That's why you don't know it because that is actually. My real name. So, yeah, that happened. So that's it. No tobacco.

Got me insurance, expensive, man. Good thing I have a family? Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, I sure wish I had a family, and then I see insurance prices, and I'm like, you know what? I'm okay without a family. Hashtag blessed. Yeah.

Holy cow. Yeah, I know. You're about to have a family. Are you still on military insurance? No. Mm-mm. Once my husband got out of the Air Force, because now he basically works for himself. in a way.

We're on our companies. And that was a drastic change. I'm thankful for insurance. Don't get me wrong. But going from what we had with the military to our company, it was like, what? Pretty legit. Military insurance?

Yes. Yeah. Did you wish him a happy Veterans Day? I did. Yeah. I was going to text him, but then I was like, eh, I didn't.

I even did a little special post for him on Instagram. Did you? Even though he doesn't have Instagram, but I know that he has this, like, way of checking without I think he has like some secret account but he doesn't post on it or something because sometimes he'll comment on something I've done that I only

posted on stories and I'm like are you on Instagram? He's like you know I'm not on Instagram Is that his impression? You know he's like Rocky? Yeah so I did a little I threw a little picture of his old airplane up there and wrote him a little Oh I saw that yeah I did see that. Yeah I mean I was when I think back to that plane

I was like he was legit like he had a really cool job He still does, but. Yeah, tell him that we all said, thank you. And to everybody out there who's serving, and, you know, we weren't on the air. But we appreciate what you do. And we try to show it through our actions as much as we possibly can. But we just want to say we appreciate you. I know it's not Veterans Day today, but for us, we always like to recognize those that go out on our heroes and risk your life for us.

So we can do this trivial little thing right here because of what you do. And so I know it's Monday, November 13th, not Veterans Day, but to us, it's always a good day to say thank you. And speaking of which, I mean, the house that Captain Nelson, our listeners, we all get together and built, it's getting so close to being done. I know. It's amazing. And I never want to get so far to not update people about that. I know he said something in the last week, but, you know, we were able, he went and was serving in, like, a bomb hit. He was in Afghanistan. Yeah, he was paralyzed.

So he has a kid, and we were like, our listeners, and we got with the organization, and they're building a house. And that's because of you guys and because of this show. And so we just want to say thanks. Yeah. I mean, he sacrificed so much. Like, it's the least, like, we could all do. I mean, just little things you can do for people. And to see our listeners came together and made that possible for him and his family.

Like, they are so grateful. Yeah, and we'll talk to them when they're done. But it's like, it's like a house. It's like their woods up and crazy. Anyway, I'll stop that and go over to Amy's Pile. Now, here we go. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. Lunchbox, I thought.

of you when I saw this because it seems like your ultimate dream job. There's a tourism website called cancun.com and they're looking for their next Cancun Experience Officer. This lucky person will get paid. It sounds like the booby cop. Listen, whoever wins is going to get paid $10,000 a month to sit on the beach, go on jungle adventures and check out the city's hotels, nightclubs, restaurants for six months. So you add that up? That's $60,000.

and you have until December 17th to submit like a 60-second video showing why you're the best person for the job. Make a video. If you get the job, you can go. Awesome. Because look, Amy, it was already on my computer. I already been researching it. What? Make a 60-second video. If you get it, you can go. But you're not getting paid from this job. What? You're not getting paid from this job.

But I still have a job when I come back. That's all that matters. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Let's go. Kanko, baby. Okay. Take that, go make a video. Don't look at me and me in the video. No, you have to make a video. He's not, he's my photographer. No, I'm not.

This is a job. This has nothing to do with this. He's not your photographer. He's our photographer. No, he's not. He's our video person. Oh my goodness. Thank you, bones, for defending that.

You have to have it in by tomorrow for us to be able to say you're able to go. So tomorrow is what's saying? I need his help. I don't have anybody to film. You got it? You got an iPhone and a wife. My wife has a job.

So do I. So do I. I do. I do it. I do it. All right. Anyone else, Amy? So we had the National Radio Hall of Fame.

Bobby was inducted this year. And now... Thank you. Thank you very much. Let's take a minute and move on. Yes, go ahead. I feel like anytime we bring up Hall of Fame, I just need to mention that. Because the National Toy Hall of Fame has three new inductees.

Oh, okay, go ahead. So I have the three things that are going in. Clue, shout out. Never played it. What? So good. Never played it. Yeah.

So-and-so did it in the dining room. Colonel Mustard, doing it in the library. That sounds dirty how you said it. But yeah, go ahead. Who's phone's going? That's my computer. Who's messaging you right now during the show? I'm not joking.

It's my adoption agency. Go take the call. No. No, I told you earlier. It's your adoption agency. Go take the call. No, no, no, no. They suck.

Go take the call and let them know how to. No, I told you I'm not. Remember? You have to answer. Don't play. Just go take, go out. Take it out of the room. I'm doing my pile.

Go. You can take it in the room if you want. You just go. No, don't take it in the room. her adoption agency, which she's had big fights with. If you heard it this morning, she'd get really upset. Hey, be nice. Oh, man. I know.

You want to, Amy's the nicest human that I know. And she was on the ear this morning, and she was upset. She was crying a bit because her adoption agency, she feels, has not been doing the job to get her kids over. And I just saw them call her. She was like, screw them. I'm not answering it. Yeah. Good thing. I'm the voice of reason.

Whew. Because you've got to answer those calls. I like, take the call. Yeah. Anyway, so I don't know what else you can do in the pile. I guess we're just done. Lunchbox, do you have anything for the pile over there? Let me see.

Because lunchbox on his computer will just look at stupid stuff. And Eddie will walk back. Oh, yeah, I got one. Go ahead. There were some thieves. They tried to siphon gas out of a tour bus. They actually did in the sewage. Oh, my goodness.

In their mouth? Yep. Oh, no. They went into the bathroom part of it? Yeah. Oh. I was going to use that for a bonehead. Tomorrow, but I guess I'll just use it for the pile because I felt like the pile needed something there.

That's disgusting. I didn't want to end it on. Okay, well, let's end it on that, and there's your pile of stories. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll. Amy just walked back in the room.

She's putting her earrings back in. What happened? You were upset outside in the hallway. Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to. I get it. You want me to answer and say, hey, but I told you before. I was like, I don't want to really talk. I don't need to. Do you tell them what's up?

Do you say, hey? I just said that I found it crazy that nobody could call me back on Friday. I had one question that would take in one minute. And I kept, you know, I got the voicemail. She said she was dealing with a crisis with another family. And I said, I can totally respect that. Like, if there, I get it. I get being in need of what you guys, your services.

So I don't want to take that away from another family at all. But I had one question. And I'm not saying I'm more important than that family. I said maybe when the crisis was over, maybe you could just step away for one second. I mean, if we're all being treated equal here, I'm also adopted kids. And did you say it's a constant thing where they're always like being crappy?

Yeah. Well, no. I mean, I've said that. I've said that before. Then I'm just disappointed. And then I said, you know, maybe you could have called me on your drive home. And she said, and I didn't. I know this is the first time I heard this.

She said they have a policy in place where they cannot call families from their cell phones. I said, well, as the first time I'm hearing of this, and maybe as a company, y'all need to get a work cell phone or something and have a way to reach out to families instead of using your personal cell phone. I would advise that. In fact, if there's a customer service card that I'm going to fill out like this whole thing said and done, like I'll put that. I'll be like maybe get your reps a cell phone that they can use to communicate with families. And then I told her, I said, your job is way more important than mine. And I can guarantee you that if I had a salesperson or one of our clients, like, need me for one second on a Friday. And I was driving home, like, I would call them.

And not a lot of our clients, like, have my cell phone directly. They go through salespeople and we have about 10 different people that it takes to get, you know, whatever. But I would call them, no big deal. But I get if they have. What did they say back? What was their response? She said, well, we just have a policy that she has a policy in place. But I did straight up tell her that her job was way more important than mine. And I just couldn't believe that she couldn't make time to call me back. Did you need me call them?

Nope. I'll handle it. No, I just told her I'm in the middle of work right now and we'll have to reconnect. But I don't really see us reconnecting. Like ever again? I'm good. Like so, but today you expect the paperwork to be moved? That's what I hear. I should probably send a note. I don't know.

That's what I hear. I'm glad you took to call. I really. I know, you didn't want to? You know what time you made me new crap I don't want to do? Do you how many times you made me do stuff I don't want to do? Yeah, but I didn't get to tell you the other games. Are we going to go back to my pile?

Oh, lunchbox finished before you. Lunchbox finished it. There was apparently someone siphoning gas out of a bus where they siphoned sewage instead. Got them. Oh. So he just gave his own stories? Yeah. We didn't know what to do.

We didn't know what to do, Amy. You were taking care of business. Okay. But let me tell you, you did good, Amy. I went out there and I listened to you and I've never heard Amy be so stern. Why she? Oh, she's awesome.

And if you want audio, I said it to Ray, I was recording her being stern because I was like, dang, she is getting it. Wait, so you secretly taped Amy out there. Always looking out for the file in the show, you know? Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Bobby Bones.

That's it. We're done today. Amy, your plans? Oh, I'm working out. Maybe I think I have therapy. I need to check my calendar. And I guess just working. on the show? What do you mean maybe you have therapy?

Like I... Well, I just checked, I do. Yeah. I don't, I mean... What's the topic today, do you think? What's the topic de jour? Grace. Extending grace?

No, probably how, why am I so emotional? Uh, I don't know. Do you get in there? Because sometimes I go in and I'll start talking and then I look at it. And it's like, time's up. Like the hour's up before you're like, that was a whole hour? Yeah. It does seem to go by fast sometimes.

I mean, but mine, Mine's supposed to be an hour, but like at about 50 minutes, starts asking for payment. I'm like, okay, this is awkward. Do you cry every session? No. No, it'll be crazy. You cry every morning show. What do you mean you don't cry every session?

No, I don't. I don't. You save that for in here? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what makes me cry sometimes. It just happens. Well, I'm going to go do a little boxing therapy. Yeah, that's good.

Working out is good therapy. I was sick all week, and I ate like crap all week, and I just gave myself the week to, feel as good as I can when I was feeling bad. So now I'm back at it. I'm a box. I have some kind of meeting to go to today. Is it important? Yeah.

And so I'm not feeling good. Oh, so you don't have to go? I mean, so he's sick. I did have a little cough. I know. You kind of seem a little pale. Yeah. A little under the weather.

I'll see you guys on Tuesday. I appreciate you being here. Hope you have a good day. And as always, you can look. to the show live as we have been on morning, or you can iHeartRadio, I search Bobby Bone Show on demand or on iTunes, search Bobby Bone Show.

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