The Bobby Bones Show - Rejected Show Segments & The Terrible Thing Someone Found in Their Food

Episode Date: April 26, 2017

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Show. Good morning and welcome to Wednesday's show. Go on Studio! Morning! Oh my goodness. So apparently lunchbox, I just hear things as I walk in the room. Lunchbox is on the worst wrecked volleyball team in the history of wrecked volleyball. I mean, we are awful.

I mean, horrendous. It doesn't even be... Wait, what happened? He's so upset. I walk in this studio this morning. We have this big wooden. You swing the door open. He's like, we're the worst team ever touched sand.

And I'm like, what? What's your record? We've had four games, and there are three sets each. We're 0 and 4. we've lost all 12 sets. We haven't won a set. Like, you know how embarrassing that is? Like, we go out on the sand and the other teams laugh at us. Like, we played this team this, and they're like, oh, my gosh, this is the first time we've won all three sets.

I'm like, all right. Oh, no. That's not good. And I was like, we haven't won a set all year. And they go, oh, sorry. And they got real. And I was like, yeah. It just looks bad on my resume because I'm a winner. And it just looks, I mean, I don't understand. We hit that sand. It's like we can't even hit the ball.

So are you good? I'm awesome. Okay. It's just my team is letting me down. I don't know. We get out there and they just... Are they all the weak players? Yeah, they just, I don't know if they get down.

They don't give effort. They, ah, you know. Who's the coach? Oh, this other girl, she's the coach. I'm not even the coach. I mean, I may, I mean, I bet you other teams would want me on their squad because they see me play like diving in the sand with my, and I got a nice overhand serve that has some pace on it. And it, you know.

Wow. That's a word. Yeah. It's just, it's ugly. Is your wife good? She's gotten a lot better. If you're a 10, what is she? She's probably a 5.

You know. Where's everybody else? You know, I mean, obviously we're probably like twos. Because we can't win a game. I mean, we haven't won a set. You should get lucky and win a set. We haven't even done that. I mean, it's, and we haven't even played the top teams yet.

Coming up on our schedule, we're playing the two undefeated teams. It's going to get ugly. He gets so upset about it. these things. They're kind of trivial. But I mean, I'm walking in his head's about to explode. And I'm like, hey, man, the word is recreational. Just for fun. You're not playing for a scholarship. So what are you going to do to motivate? I try to talk to the team. I send them text throughout the week. Like, hey, this is our week.

Like, we got this. Come on, guys. We can get there a little early. We can hit the ball around. I mean, I try to pump them up. They don't care. Doesn't seem to work. We're brutal. Why don't you take over the coaching? I mean, I got a lot of my plate already. Oh, boy. All right. It owns. Come on. Recognizing people, doing cool things.

It's ICU. Four Kansas teens went to prom in style after the Doritos company heard about how one of the boys asked a friend to prom. So this guy asked his friend's little sister who had Down syndrome to prom. During the prom pose, he was wearing a Doritos t-shirt. And the t-shirt said, I know I'm nacho typical Dorido, but I'm going to be cheesy and ask, well, you go to prom with me. The chip company saw the video And rolled out the red carpet And brought in two helicopters

To fly them into prom What? Whoa! Whoa! Yeah That is insane Could you imagine going to your prom in a helicopter? Anyway, so shout to lots of people

That's just a nice, feel-good story Man I'm not your ordinary Dorido DJ But I can use a helicopter ride to work today There you go I see you I see you The Bobby Bones show

Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. In New York City, police say a tourist was struck by a hammock that blew off a high-rise balcony. The woman is in the hospital recovering, and she's doing fine. In other news, there's a lot of flooding across a number of U.S. states, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina. The good news is it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today we get a break from the rain. And finally, in-sports NFL star Adrian Peterson is signed a deal with the New Orleans Saints

after spending the last 10 seasons with the Vikings. All right, time for the positivity for your Wednesday. A little Tell me something good. It starts right now. Tell me something good. Amy, let's go. A dog that went missing four years ago belonged to a sweet little family

has been found alive and they're reunited thanks to a Facebook campaign. You just would never think you would find your dog after four years. Yeah, went missing in 2013. That's awesome. And how they find it on Facebook? Does you get shared a bunch?

Yeah, and then someone actually went back and relaunched the campaign, someone that just taken the initiative in the area to do it, and the dog was dropped off at a local vet and reunited with the family. I lost my dog once for like 13 hours, and I'd give him up. I was never going to see him. I was just like I was so miserable. I was moving all my life. I went through all the stages, and that was finally at acceptance,

and then a cop showed up with my dog. Yeah. Imagine four years. I can't. That's my thing. Lunchbox, what you got? Jill was in line at the grocery store, checking out, getting her groceries for the family,

and then she realizes, oh no, forgot my wallet. So she's going to have to put the groceries back and leave when the lady behind her says, you forgot your wallet, don't worry about it, I'll get the groceries. Paid for them. Wow. No sound effects today? Chit-ch-ch-chur.

How does the checkout go? Beep. Usually you fit in some sort of sound effect. It kind of makes the story good. I didn't really, the story I didn't feel like had any sound effect worthy. All right. When the woman named Christine found out their coworker at Lowe's needed a kidney, she was like, let me see if I match.

So she's a 45-year-old mom of seven from Florida. She moved to the doctor, and they did the test, and she matched. And so her coworker, who's 26 years old, who has a genetic kidney disease, got a kidney. Wow. Like straight up. Like, you owe her, right? Yeah. Like, you know, if you have to move, like, you call her.

Oh. I mean, if you need to borrow a truck. Yeah, you need to ride to the airport. She owes you a lot of it. Anyway, great story. Mama 7 gives a kidney. That's crazy. All right, there you go.

There's your good news today. Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. John Rich posted a photo of the new pool he has under construction in his house, and it's in the shape of a guitar. He wrote, about time Nashville had a new, big old guitar-shaped pool. So in her new book, Kelly Osborne says Joan Rivers was such a germafo when it came to toilet seats. She would pour vodka on them and then even set them on fire to kill the germs before she'd even sit on them.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. This story comes to us from Pennsylvania. A German high school teacher is in trouble with the law after he stole $5,000 from students. He's in charge of the trip for Germany. He's been collecting money. They've been raising money.

He's having financial issues. Takes the money to the casino so he can get back ahead. What I'm talking about? Yeah, doubled it up and gave it back and kept something for himself, my best. Yeah, he lost $4,812. Oh, no. So now the kids don't have money to go to Germany. That stinks.

Like, that really does stink because they... Oh. I wonder, though, on the real side of this, how many times people have done this and it paid off and they just put the money back and they kept it. And no one ever knew? Probably almost half the time. If I'm playing the odds. Oh, because 50-50, you're going to win, right?

It's not exactly 50-50. What did he play? And he doesn't say, what do you play? If you played roulette, it's like there's two green spots. Yeah. But, yeah. Oh, man, that stinks. It stinks for everybody.

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bono show. So it's not a spoiler now because it's been over a day, but all over the news was the girl from Glee got kicked off dancing with stars. And it was this crazy thing. She was the best one. Oh, yeah.

And so I don't watch Dancing with Stars, but the headline was, is dancing with the stars rigged. Ooh. Well, the answer is, my opinion is, yes, of course it is. All of these shows are rigged. Oh. They're not even rigged. Open and honestly, there's a low line that's about one inch long at the end of each show.

And the credits, it goes, we have the ability to change our judges' minds. You know, and that's what happens. Like even on American Idol with the fan boating? Absolutely on American Idol. More so. No, America chose them. That's what they want us to think. But I do believe Clay Aiken won the season with Rubin.

Like that's been said many times and many books. Dude, let it go. My point is, nothing on television. No reality show The Lunchbox Loves. Stop. No anything. It's not real. Nothing's real. Can't trust anybody anywhere.

It's just for entertainment. Do not invest your heart and soul into the people that are on television in these reality shows. Survivor's been busted for being fake. Real world's been busted for being fake. Idols been put out there, dancing with the stars. None of these shows are real. It's just entertainment. Even The Bachelor, like, you think they tell them what girls to cut?

Yes, of course they do. I believe that for sure. Because they're not playing for money. They're playing for a heart. No, they're not playing for a game show. It's really an entertainment show. Right. You've seen this show called The One About The Bachelor?

It's a show from the actual Bachelor producer back in the day who went off and made her own scripted show about what really happens. She shows you. Oh, wow. It's all fake. It's all the behind the scenes. Yes. That was a good show. I forgot what it's called.

Yeah, I kind of quit on it after like two seasons. Oh, you win two seasons? Yeah, I left. It was good, though, because it felt like I was watching a documentary. But all this stuff's fake. Don't forget that. Okay. Don't trust anything you see or here ever. Even your closest friend.

Don't trust them. Wait, what about us? Life's like a TV show. A woman announced her pregnancy with a unicorn for A Pacino. A woman in Arizona bought it and then wrote on it instead of the name. You were going to be a dad and then gave him the cup. How would feel about that? I mean, whatever.

I've heard crazier. I've heard crazier, too. Maybe if that's not the first kid, like I don't think I want to find out my first kid's coming on a frat. Well, they are pink and blue, so it's probably like, what's it going to be? What's it going to be? Oh, that's a good reason why. I didn't even think about that.

I was like they just like Starbucks, but pink and blue, that makes sense. What do you mean? Well, the Frappuccino's are pink and blue. No, I understand. How does that make sense? It's both boy and a girl. Right, but it's a just saying you're going to have a kid because gender is either pink or blue.

I just thought the guy like Starbucks. He does. He does. I didn't put the pink and blue colors together. Or maybe she's pregnant with a unicorn. Aren't there other colors in this thing, too? I just saw pink and blue ones. They're now creating unicorn lemonade. Oh, great. So, listen, I don't even care.

It's just everywhere on my news feed. It's all about this Starbucks. I don't even drink Frappuccino. Has anyone here even had one? We talk about it so much. No. No. My friend got one and said it was. gross. It's like a suicide. Remember those back in the day?

It's a drink. Yeah, you put everything in it. You would take your cup and you underneath every little hole in the fountain drink and you go, man, this is great. This is what it's called a suicide. We were like 12. And it was terrible. But because you got to go and have your own control of the machine, you put a little bit of everything.

You put a little bit of everything and it was awful. But we love it. It was just like, this is the greatest. We got to go to Pizza Hut and have our own cups and you go underneath the fountain drink and you put a little bit of everything because you never got to do that as a kid. Usually your mom got you the fountain drink But man, let us do it, we'll make it real bad And then why did we call it a suicide?

I don't know Because we felt crazy doing it Yeah Yeah But it's not crazy It was called a suicide in Arkansas Where I grew up So if it was called a suicide in Texas

Where you, it had to come from something Like there's a route somewhere Because otherwise, just a bunch of kids From a bunch of different places Call it something different But there had to be a TV show or something that called it that. There's a man who faked a terror plot to get out of vacation with his girlfriend.

Oh my goodness. A cheating husband tried to get out of a holiday with his girlfriend by sending hoax warnings of a hijacked pilot. Oh, my goodness. His girlfriend made a promise he'd take her on vacation. He did not want to go. He created a new email address and used it to tell airport authorities that he had heard a group of men were discussing a hijack plot.

Oh, no. What's wrong with people? Aiming to disrupt flights. He said he heard six men talking in a restaurant. restaurant planning to hijack flights at those airports. They took the warning seriously. They tracked the origin of the email to his IP address and arrested him in his house. Like he just didn't want to go on vacation with the girl.

Well, I guess he didn't have to go. Yeah, he's also in jail. Yeah. And he's having to pay thousands of dollars. Yeah, and he's in the news. Yeah, there's no, I guess on that one. There's no like, well, he kind of got what he wanted. No.

No, he lost on that one. Yeah, I mean, there's this thing called, IP addresses people. Yeah, that is why you go to a coffee shop. Oh, and use their computer? Just in general. No, not their computer. They don't have computers anymore. Use their Wi-Fi.

Yeah, you have to take it on the laptop. Yeah, but what are you going to use somebody's computer? Remember that back in the day? You go to a library and use somebody's computer? Well, that's where I was picturing because I thought they'd still be able to crack you down. They probably would anyway. Listen, they have microphones on our phones and TVs.

They're listening and watching everything we do. Don't act like they're not. I know. Kelly in Bentonville, Arkansas. Hi, Kelly. Hey, how are you guys doing? I'm really good. We were talking about when we were kids,

and we would go to the fountain machine that had all the coaks in it, so it was whatever you call them, wherever you're from. And when we first were allowed to go and make our own drink, we'd get a little bit of everything, and they were called a suicide back in the day.

And so I grew up in Arkansas, and these guys grew up in Texas. Hey, Ray, you grew up in Michigan. Was they called a suicide or no? Yeah. It was? Wow, so it's everywhere. Yeah, it had to come from, like, a movie or something,

or a TV show. But you have a nine-year-old, right, Kelly? Oh, I do. I have a nine-year-old super, and he loves suicide. And I did as a kid, too. And we'll go, like, the local Mexican restaurant, and the young lady's like, okay, what do you want to drink? And he's like, I'm sure aside.

And they look at him sideways. And we have to explain every time what it is. Wow. I always thought the fun was doing it yourself. Yeah. I never really ordered it because really they taste the bad. Like, you had to just act like they were cool. It would be like, mm, this tastes so good.

And there was a reason they needed. never mix the flavors to begin with. But yeah, it's funny. Kids still do that. And they'll do it at a restaurant. They'll say, okay, cool. They'll do it. We frequent a few places, you know what I mean?

And so they've finally figured it out. And he tries to pull it at Sonic. And I'm like, dude, they don't, they totally don't do it at Sonic. But he's into it and he'll tell him, just don't add any water. A suicide hold of water. All of them hold. All of them. All right.

Kind of an insensitive name note. Like, I wonder where it came from. I know. Did someone type that ended in Google? We look everywhere. Yahoo Answers doesn't have it. Yahoo Answers usually has everything. Somebody out there listening knows.

Did you see Tom Hardy run down the thief in London like a superhero? No. Do you know Tom Hardy is, by the way? Yeah. He's a, I'm going to kill you, London. It's pretty awesome. I did nothing except cover my mouth. And it sounded just like him.

I mean, I did nothing except put my hand on my mouth. But Tom Hardy apprehended a man who allegedly stolen a moped. And so, man, the guy. gets in the moped, stills it, and he jumped in and ran after him and Tom Hardy, like, run and pull him off the moped and got the moped back. Wow. Which is crazy. You're a superstar

millionaire and you're risking your life to go chase someone that got a moped. Here's my take on it. What? Tom Hardy is kind of a old dude, like, ripped. Good looking guy. Macho dude. And when you're that big of a dude, there's a lot

testosterone. And you're probably going to fight somebody a little quicker. you probably see something, you react a little quicker, thinking, I got this. Like, you're just a different kind of dude. Me, someone stills a moped of somebody else and be like, oh, man, that sucks. Tom Hardy's probably a dude that's ready for action. He's probably training for another movie. Like, he's just instinctually like, got to go do this.

Maybe he's doing method acting. I'm a big dude. I got to go. I just think if for some reason, like I've, and this is like real life, if I put on like 10, 12 pounds of just working out hard, I'm way more like amped to get in somebody's face. It's just testosterone. And so like he's just a big jackd dude. I'm assuming that's what it was.

I don't think it's him going, I need to really do something good for the people of mine. Yeah. Because I just think he probably reacted in that way because I like rail fight somebody. All right, buddy. Who? Anybody. When you work out a lot, you start to feel like you're just ready to go.

In the pre-workouts, it makes you aggressive. And so that's what I think happened. this dude because he's a jacked dude. Because when I read it, I was like, man, this dude's crazy. You got millions of dollars. Let the moped go. So if he didn't have millions of dollars? It wouldn't matter if he's still jacked. Yeah. Right.

Like, those are the guys always stopping people. It's never people that look like us. You know, we're never the heroes in real life. Went on this anxiety medicine for like three years or so. So I'm trying to get off of it now. You're not supposed to just get off of it because you go through crazy withdrawal. So I'm like slowly

cutting out every month a little bit and a little bit a little bit and it made a big step like two days ago and like cut some more out just kills headaches like I don't feel good and so after every time I cut it out it's like two weeks of just like blah like just illness I can't imagine what someone trying to like kick a real like a bad what that's like what that's like no I whenever I do that with sugar I get I feel even with coffee people will get off coffee they'll have headaches or sodas. Yeah. And so for me, like my throat's sore, my head's killing me, but

I know what's going to happen to. I'm going to get off of it. And I'm going to go, oh, I'm anxious again. I need to get back on it. And then I'm going to go to all this time. Then I'm going to get back on it again. But that's been kind of the struggle. And then I'll go to sleep and I'm so weird in my head about it. And then I'm like, oh, I didn't take any. So I'm way anxious.

So I'm just going to sit here and be anxious. I'm just, I'm such a mess. Why don't you guys tell me I was a mess? Well, we tried. No one ever tells me I'm a mess. I know, but at the same time, I'm like, God, your mind is so strong. Like, I feel like you... That's who breaks.

What? The strongest. You know what they say? What? The harder they fall, the bigger they break. Yeah. It's a good song. Is that a song?

Gender neutral baby names are now a trend. Some of the more popular names are Charlie. Got a cousin named Charlie. Got a girl. Girl. Oh, really? Yeah. I like big butts in a can't lie.

But I like... Girls with guy names. You always have. Yeah. So Charlie, Reese, which I feel like that's kind of a feminine name. No one leans feminine. Yeah, for sure. But there's Reese Witherspoon, but there's also on ESPN, a guy named Reese.

Oh, there is? Okay. Peyton, gender neutral. Yes. Oh, wow. What do you feel, though, it's a guy? I mean, we know Peyton Manning. I feel a girl.

Oh, you do? Even with Peyton Manning? Yes. Dylan. Cute. I feel like a guy is a guy. I know, but it'd be so cute on a girl. Harley.

Cool. Girl. Girl. You guys who has a girl name? Harley Quinn? See, I'd think of Harley Davidson. Yeah. That's true, too.

It's funny you think of Harley Quinn before Harley Davidson. Yeah, well, I just thought person over a motorcycle. Harley Davidson is a person, really? Is he? I don't know. I thought he was like a motorcycle rider from way back. I don't know. And he made a bike and...

Lincoln. Lincoln? That's an old man with a beard and is our 16th president and nothing else. That's what, if my husband and I ever got pregnant, that's our name. Lincoln, boy or girl. What? Yeah. Really?

Oh, that's right. You wanted to call him Link? I think you've said that on the air before. I know, and I think I got in trouble. But now that we're way past, like, getting pregnant, I'm like, probably not going to happen. Your husband loves him, so maybe I'm Lincoln. Oh, loves. Really?

Oh, he's fascinated with him. Yeah. He's a good dude. Don't get me wrong. But he reads all the books. Yeah. And like our son, who's now six, but when we first started the adoption process with him, He was two and a half, and my husband was like, you think we can call him Lincoln?

I'm like, no, he has a name already. And it's not close to Lincoln. He's like, what about if we make his middle name Lincoln? And then we start calling him in Link. I'm like, we'll see if it sticks. I don't know. And now that he's like almost seven, I don't know what we're going to do. We'll see.

Let's see if it sticks. Can we talk about spoilers for a second? And for me, it's completely stay away from talking about the ending of a show or a movie and don't even lean toward what direction it goes. and tell me if this is too much of a spoiler that I was told and I'm not going to say what show or series it is but Morgan our producer gets online and says I just did this right

I know exactly what you're going to go is it was so disappointing they didn't give an ending and I was like that's a spoiler why would you even say that like it was just like you were saying what the ending was and so I read and I was like whoa whoa whoa whoa no now I know what to not expect at the end Do you I'm talking about?

I read her tweet and I thought the exact same thing. I'm like, well, don't need to do that. I thought it kept me off of it too. I'm like, there goes that. That's over. Hey, Morgan, you know you can't tweet that the ending of something is disappointing or doesn't give enough facts. So many people were tweeting me asking what I thought about the end of it. Yeah, but you tweeted out to everybody.

And so it made me not even care because you spoiled it. And lunchbox felt the same way. Were you going to listen to that podcast? Well, I didn't say what it was. Oh, no. Now we know. No one knows what it is. It does because you've written about it online on our blog.

Anyway, yes, I was, but I'm not going to now. Like, that's a spoiler. Like saying something's disappointing and you got no answers, that's a spoiler. Because so many people had talked about it and how, you know, exciting it was, then you tweet that and you're like, well, great. That just kind of ruins it. Maybe I kind of saved you some time, though, because I really was disappointed. No.

Let us decide what is our own time to save. Anyway, it was that. Should I even say what it is or no No don't say it but we kind of already know I was so disappointed because I was going to listen to that one In flights And she was like there are no answers I don't know anything And I was like that's a spoiler

Saying you don't want There was no information given in the end of a disappointing way That spoils a show I've been in Morgan's shoes Where I'm like the not I don't intentionally mean to spoil But I accidentally spoil So I empathize with her right now

Sorry Morgan Because it's a spoil Well yeah I see what you're saying and it's a spoil and any time you pointed out times I've spoiled I've admitted oh shoot you're right well because I've been working on it y'all like I learned my lesson y'all are like vicious when it comes to it's not we're vicious everyone everyone is like we these are multiple hour things that we invest are I agree I would be disappointed too but it was not I know Morgan didn't do it intentionally obviously she wasn't like oh I can't wait to go on

Twitter and ruin this for people yeah it's even worse that she wasn't thinking about it Yeah, she got to think about it. At least it's funny if you do it on purpose. Oh. But that's a spoiler, everyone. Great. I was going to listen to it too. Now, I guess I'm not.

No, no reason to. Going to Morgan. Becky in Troy, Missouri. Hey, Becky. Hi. What's happening? Oh, just getting off work. I just wanted to thank you guys for knowing that it makes my day hearing your guys' stories.

Because I work into jail, and it completely is so true. Man, you work overnight at a prison? I work in a jail Yeah But we house federal inmates And regular state county And INS and everything What's the hardest part about working in a jail?

Oh my gosh Because I watch Locked Up and I'm like Man I got MSNBC And that I don't want to set my appointment to watch it But if ever skip through and it's on You might as well just concrete me into wherever Better chair I'm in because I'm in

Like I'm about to watch Locked Up Jimmy Locked up Sing Sing locked up, sing, sing, reversed. They have all these weird things. Tell me what's the hardest part of it? Booking, I would say, because we get them right when they come off the street.

Oh, I bet they're either like drunk or like crying, right? And they're mad at the world. Yeah. It's crazy. Man, well, thank you. Oh, you've seen it more. Thank you for calling. Thanks for listening.

We really appreciate that. I appreciate. Thank you. Have a great day. You too. Bye-bye. Locked up, man. So good.

It's like, I've been. it and I don't even care about the next episode. I'm just like so into it. It's about the prisoners or the staff? It's inside of, well, they're all different. Okay. But they're all the same because they're inside of a jail. And it's like they're telling stories and it's like, Frank's got a shank.

What are we going to do today? Oh, I'd be so into this. Oh, you don't watch it. You've never seen locked up? It's on like MSNBC 12 hours of the day. It's like flipping through TBS and going, I've never seen friends. Okay. Yeah, you'd love it.

Okay. Because it's really, they'll go and talk. Jimmy's been in for 12 years. He's going to get out in two. But his buddy John needs him to stand up and shank his, and you're like, is he going to do it? And it's like, you know, I've carved, I've made this radio out of nothing but a rubber band and a pencil. And it's like, this guy's a genius, but he's in jail for petty theft. That he can create an iPad out of a compact mirror that he bought from the, whatever they call that little store.

Yeah. Commissary. Commissary. Yeah. Yeah, Amy, locked up extended stay, locked up San Quentin. I mean, they got everything. I'm not like under a rock. I've heard of it and I've seen like, I guess I've seen things for it before,

but I've never watched an episode. I guess I'm going to have to. Yeah, get on it. Don't get around Morgan. She'll tell how they all end. She's known as the spoiler. Watch out. We got off the air on lunchbox now and we're still yelling about it.

Yeah, you're all really mad. And then Morgan walks and he goes, shit, she goes, shut up. That's the spoiling thing in today's culture is a really bad thing. Such bad etiquette. For us? Coming from Mr. Edict of America. I don't have a lot of etiquette, but I don't spoil any shows. He's right. He doesn't have a lot of etiquette.

Lots of comments on YouTube yesterday about Miranda Lambert being in the studio. Most of them attacking me. Oh. What? Why? I don't know. That's what people do. They attack.

Yeah. They find the vulnerable spot in the attack, yeah. Let's see. Here's one of them. again, I read these and I'm like, man, people think this stuff. I was a bit annoyed that you played a Blake Shelton song a little bit before the interview. I mean, really, there were no other choices. Wait, a little bit?

I have no idea. Like, honestly, this is how this show works. The music plays because our music picker picks the songs. You know, whatever the biggest songs are in the country, they do research. Occasionally, I'll get a song and go, I love this song and play it, but I always go, this is a song that I like and play. If Blake has a huge hit, it just shows up and I play it. There was no, there was no conspiracy to play any Blake song.

Oh, maybe Miranda will hear this when she's walking in. There was nothing. And you would never do that. No, I want to do anything. Let's see. So Peggy Mulvey was annoyed a Blake song. One of our format's biggest superstars played at some point in front of the Miranda interview. And you know what?

I think people were worried in her camp that I was going to bring up Blake. I had no interest in bringing up Blake. Yeah. Like I feel like it's happened. What am I going to really say about that? Hey, so you know the divorce you went through a year ago? How's that going? Yeah.

It just wasn't a thing. And so I think everybody was expecting it, which is why I didn't go there. I personally didn't care. And if I don't care, I'm not trying to also hunt for headlines. Like, I'm not trying to get a click on a blog and be like, DJ asks Miranda, what's it? You know, that's just not what I was trying to do. It's not your style. And listen, I'll go at people if I feel.

like there's something wrong or they've done something that's controversial. But I just didn't think that wasn't why the whole thing happened yesterday. And if it was, I would have said something. Trust me. There's a reason they came in scared because I'll call people out on stuff. There was no reason to call anybody out on anything. I thought it was good that we just came in and had a normal conversation. Melissa says, I thought the way the interview ended was awkward.

She deserved far more love from the show from Melissa Bennett. I don't know how much more love she could have got from the show. How did it end? Yeah. No idea. I actually thought she, Miranda came in a little tense not knowing where I was going to go with it. Yeah. Because we don't have rules on this show.

Like there's no, here's a list of questions. And so nothing like to happen. And I thought maybe when she came in, she was like, oh boy, you know, what's about to happen? Because we're the only show that she did. And so I think she really loosened up toward the end because she realized I wasn't trying to get her. I wasn't trying to get anybody. I guess I'm going to have to go back and watch the end. Oh, the end is just, Bobby says, everybody say bye to Miranda.

and we say, bye Miranda. Here's one from Christina Drake. There must have been a long thing the team told her not to talk about. No, I would have rather not done the interview than had a list of things not to talk about. Yeah. They even thought I was going to the Blake stuff.

I know they did. And I didn't. These are just YouTube comments, which you should never read, by the way. From Megan Casey. Most awkward interview ever. I was so disappointed. It was weird compared to the normal vibe.

Huh. Okay. I felt like here's one from Laney Register. I felt like Miranda was on edge. Probably scared Bobby would bring up Blake. Now that may be at first. Maybe, but. Probably one of the most uncomfortable interviews I've heard Bobby do.

I think people are just looking for something. Clearly. Again, I didn't know. I didn't listen to it as a listener. I heard it went well. But I thought it went well. Yeah, I liked it. So, but again, we were in the room.

Yeah. And it's different for us. But thanks for the mean comments. Not. Bobby Bones show. from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. So we're going to get to see Darius Rucker going undercover

while looking for the best musicians in Texas because he's going to be on the CBS show Celebrity Undercover Boss. In the episode, which is going to air May 12th, he runs an open mic night to discover Austin's best talent. He looks funny in the picture. I laughed out loud. Faith Hills Lifestyle Talk Show got the green light for production.

This show is going to be based out of Nashville. She'll cover cooking, gardening, entertaining, home design, beauty and fashion. And Kelly Pickler is going to be a co-host. It's an untitled show, but it should debut September 18th. I don't think Faith Hill is actually on the show. I think Faith Hill is actually on the show. Oh, she was just, oh, okay. So Kelly Pickler and another person are hosting.

I remember whenever they were, like, put in the people, this is for, this is when I was doing an ABC show. That's how long ago this was. And I went ahead and had a meeting about this show. And it's now up and running, you know, two years later. Wow. It took that long, and I don't know why. Maybe, but, yeah, fate's producing it. You're right.

Okay. Kelly, and then I think, oh, I don't remember the other person. I didn't recognize the name, some guy. I read it somewhere else. I don't have it here. The last I heard, I don't know who it is. Okay, well, I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny.

All right, there you go. You want to do a segment called Rejected Segment? A segment that we're not going to do that someone submitted? Yes. Rejected segment. Worst concert you've ever been to. Oh, that could be bad. Is that lunchbox?

How could you tell? Well, you did the voice imitation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. Yeah, your sister's just to be like. Rejected segment. I'll tell you what lunch was telling me. He goes, Paul McCartney announced he doing another show and like doing other shows around the country.

That's the worst concert I ever been to. Well, anybody paid to see Paul McCartney? I don't know. Let's do a segment called Worst Concert you ever been to. And I was like, well, that's slippery slope there. Yeah, it is. Because we've been to really tiny shows and massive shows. And also, sometimes we go watch our friends and they don't have a good night.

Okay, you know what I mean. We can talk about the worst concert we've ever been to. And if people get their feelings hurt, oh, well. Paul McCartney's going to have his little feelings hurt because I say he was the worst concert ever ever. Paul McCartney's not going to care. That's what I'm saying. I heard it's great.

You just didn't know any of his music. Dude, I fell asleep. It was so boring and just lame. It was the worst concert I've ever been to. So I figure everybody's having. had an experience like this where they're excited about a concert and then it's just terrible. Okay, I'll go. Okay.

I went and saw R.A.M. once and I love R.M. And they played none of their hits. What? And it was off a new record. When an artist has a bunch of hits and they put out a new record and they want to play a bunch of their new record, to the fan, that's annoying. We also get, you have to play new songs. We also get, you have to play new songs. Now, the greatest that this is Garth Brooks because he just plays all the hits and maybe one or two new songs.

But I went and watched R.M. Because I wanted to see, you know, every, you. Everybody hurts. Shiny happy people. None of that. No hit. What? And I was like, do you got to be out of your mind.

That is terrible. So that would be mine. I'm keeping that out of the country category. Yeah, yeah, that's smart. Real smart. But I can't think of one in country that I went to. I was like, because of the artist, it was bad. Like, I've been more the sounds bad and something's messing up, but never from the artist.

Yeah, me neither. I can't even think of any concert I've been to that's bad. Really? Really? Eddie, you can? Oh, yeah, for sure. Sure. Go ahead.

And this is one of my favorite dudes, Bob Dylan. I mean, probably the worst concert I've ever been to. It was like playing music trivia. You couldn't understand a word he was saying. ACL? No, I saw him here in Nashville. I saw him at ACL. Really?

Oh, you know, I remember that. And I remember seeing the crowd just walk away. Everyone was like, I don't know what he's saying. It was crazy. It was really bad, huh? Yeah, it's pretty bad for him since he's old. Or would you like, I feel gyp because I bought a ticket. I feel like it's Dylan's style to be.

like, I don't care. Walk away. Yeah. This is me doing my thing. That's me doing my thing. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. Looking through YouTube comments and reading some of the back where I was just getting crushed yesterday for not asking Miranda about Blake. Listen, I can be honest with you, I don't care about that. Like, that's so old school. and so I just didn't ask and people were like

oh you didn't go after what what do you want me to do you're on the year Brandy in Nashville thank you for calling no problem thank you for taking the call I just wanted to call

and thank you for not asking her about that because I was literally listening to it while I was working and I was just on edge the entire time my stomach was churning because I've also been through a divorce and gone through that whole hurtfulness and all this other stuff.

And I knew what the pain would be like and what it would feel like for her. And I was just so relieved when I'd not ask her about it. It made me feel so happy. And I was like, oh, my God, I respect these guys so much more now. Finally, we get a lot of respect around there. Now, thank you. Here's the thing. They had a public marriage.

And so when you have a public marriage, you get a public divorce. But I feel like they already had it. If she would have come in, like when Blake came in a year ago, I was like, hey, let me ask some questions about this divorce. It just wasn't a time for that. Like, it's a year later. Right. And so I didn't feel like that was the time or the place. And so I didn't.

But if you're married and you're using it to your advantage publicly, just as a future rule, it's not off limits whenever you get divorced because you've been doing it public for a long time. So, but that's not why yesterday. I just didn't feel like going there. And so we walked in. there were no notes. I think she made a joke at some point in the interview, like, where are your notes? I don't have notes when I do interviews.

And sometimes that's why they're terrible. I think you're great. I don't... I don't ever think it's a great or a bad thing. It is just what it is. Like, someone wrote an article and it was like, Bobby was asking her WTF questions. I was like, that's all we ask.

Like normal, random person questions. I care about the music and I want to know what you have to promote, but I also want to know, like, seriously, when you go to Walmart, like, what do you get? and people don't bother you? Yeah. Like, I want to know what normal people

want to know. So I appreciate everybody for listening or checking it out. Man, I want over to Facebook and YouTube, I just felt worse about myself afterward. You can't do that. You can't, I know.

Stay away. And I stay away, and I don't go to Facebook. I just don't go to our show's Facebook page because it's so brutal over there. But I did. I want to go check out what everybody was saying.

Then I didn't want to go check out what everybody was saying because it wasn't. Everybody's just a critic, man. People behind their keyboard say whatever they want. They would never say it to anybody's face. Never. And that's why I try not to talk that much crap online.

Unless I would say it to somebody's face, I don't say it. Oh, do you check yourself? Oh, yeah. I'm like, would I say this to them if they were right here? And if the answer is yes, then I write it. That's my general rule about writing things on the internet. If I would say it to them, I got into some Twitter fight with some writer. And I was like, would I say this to the face?

I would. Okay. It's a good rule. So, there you go. I appreciate. More people should start implementing that into their life. people out there listening right now who don't do that.

I'm talking to you. But then people are going to be like, I would say it to be in front of your face. Yeah, right. Then do it. Yeah. There's a show that the people from Catfish are doing where they take and they have people

meet their internet trolls. Oh, I love it. Like the people who have been harassing them online, they match them together. And what do they have to do? Well, that's the whole point of it, is meeting them. I bet it's so awkward. That's awesome.

And no one ever talks like that. What do you have to do? Stabbed? I don't know. Why don't know if it's like a... No, the whole purpose is just to meet them and see if they react the same way in human life as they do. And you must kill them. I don't think they're like fighting to the death, but...

Do you see the rabbit story? Oh, my goodness. So United Airlines, in the news again, because there's this big old rabbit. A three-footer. Yeah. And it's like the biggest rabbit. And it died. It was coming from the UK to the U.S.

This lady has sold it to a U.S. celebrity and she had the rabbit on the plane, had a vet appointment three hours before the flight to make sure he was good and she said, quote, it was fit as a fiddle and then it died en route. And so there's a big picture of this moment. So was it underneath? I think it was in the animal section. Look how big a rabbit. Oh, my, that's not a rabbit.

No, that's a rabbit. It looks like a donkey. That's like a big, big dog. Like a gigantic dog. Let me compare it. That's a rabbit. That's a rabbit. No way!

Well, it was. Oh, it was a rabbit. Here's the thing about this rabbit. It looks like one of those gigantic, plush things that you would win at the local fair. It's huge. Yes, Eddie. That's not the rabbit. That's not the rabbit's father.

That's the rabbit's father. But the rabbit's huge, too. Yes, but not that big. That's the big daddy. It's three feet long. That's a pretty big rabbit. Yes. So, all right.

Yeah, United is back on the news because that rabbit died underneath the plane. Wow. Oh, my goodness. It's so sad. She wants answers. Mr. Bobby Bones. So Shania announced yesterday that she'll have a new song on the radio in June. Yep.

I'm actually going to see her Saturday night because our band The Raging Idiots play at Stagecoach, which is the music festival in California, and she's playing after us. Now, you think we'd be the headliner, but no. Oh, I know. Not this time. Shania gets us on this one. But she's going to play these new songs there. So we'll start to see recording.

I've heard the music. So they came a couple months ago played it, so I heard it. But it'll be the first time that America will get to see it on YouTube probably. It's cool. People will record it. And so I never like to tell people how to feel about music. Like it's good or bad. I like to take songs that I really like and play with them.

I don't have that song. Oh, life's about to get good? Yeah. I don't have the song to play. Okay. So I reserve it. If I had it to play, I'd be like, ooh, this is either good or not, but I don't have to play. Eventually, it'll be out there.

So that's number one. Number two, they're like, I tell you they're going to do country music. My sources say yes Oh wow Your sources say yes for real Listen what kind of source do I have Who knows Pretty legit

You usually know everything My sources say That's what my sources say Welcome back Taylor My sources are just saying That there's some country music In Taylor's future Just sources

And they can be completely wrong But you can mark this date April 26 As the day Bobby said that Yeah go ahead Sources Do they tell you when this will be coming Later in the year

Wait, how did you know what my source to say? Well, I know she has new music coming later this year, because Ed Shearin talked about it. Well, Ed's not my source. Okay. I thought it was for a second. But he didn't say the genre. Hey, my source to say. That's all I'm just going to leave right there.

Okay. I do know. I have a lot of people that come by the house. Songwriters, producers. You know, I do that. Totally. That's it. That's your sources there a little bit.

Wait, she's coming by the house for her? No, that's not what I said. She will. He's back in country. No, that's not what I said to either. All right, there we go. The Bobby Ball Show. Lindsay and Raleigh, how are you?

I'm good, thanks. How are you? I'm really good. Thank you for calling. What's going on? I just had a funny story based on the worst concert you've ever been to. Yeah, did you go to one where you're like, oh, what's happening? Yes, very much so.

I'm from Boston originally, and they announced that Fenway Park that Neil Diamond would be performing. And in theory, that's a great idea because we sing Sweet Caroline every single game in between the eighth inning. But when you actually go to a concert of Neil Diamond, that's the only song anyone at Fenway Park knew. So he had to sing it three times throughout the show. That's funny.

Like, did he do it? Like, okay, let's do it again? Or was he like, oh, man, I got to do this again. The first time it was very intentional. Everyone was excited. The second time it was, okay, let's pick the show back up. And the third time, it was just like, okay, I guess we'll do it again. Oh, no.

That's awkward for everyone. But it's a good story the next day. During it, you're probably like, oh, poor Neil. Because Neil Diamond was almost 80 now, right? Can we look that up? Yes. Still rocking it, man. All right, thank you for the call, Lindsay.

I appreciate that. So they have these Nordstrom fake muddy jeans for $425. Have you guys seen these? Stupidest thing in the world. I don't get it. Okay. They're called Barracuda Straight Leg jeans. They cost $425.

And it looks like you've been out rolling in the mud. Oh, totally. I see them now. We can put this on our Facebook page. It's two things that I don't understand it. One is I don't understand why you buy jeans that look so dirty and muddy. I get the holy thing Because you know you want to look a little war out

But I never want to look dirty No Like I wouldn't mind having something that looks old Like old t-shirts old But I never would want to look dirty So I get the fake old and fake distressed But the fake dirty is weird And the fact that these jeans cost

$425 Even if they were the most beautiful jeans ever They're described as a caked-on muddy coating So we'll put those on our Facebook page, Bobby Bowens.com, and click Facebook. Yeah, they're supposed to represent the hardworking American. A hardworking American that's paying $425 for a pair of jeans. That's the point they make here.

They're a costume for the wealthy people who see work as ironic, not ironic. That is so ridiculous. It's funny. I like that. You know people are going to buy these like crazy, too. Go work in the backyard. But no, that's the point. They don't want to have to work in the backyard.

If they have $425 for jeans, they're not having to go work in their backyard. So do they, like, scrub up their hands and stuff, too? Probably not. I would say no. But, yes, it is ironic. It's like muddy jeans. We don't need to go outside. Oh.

I never really cared about that one. That one was crazy. No, that's sad. The death row part thing? That's like sad for everyone. That's not ironic. That's like your whole family. You're like, come on, man.

All right, so our producer Morgan was eating somewhere. What did you find in your food? Plastic. It was in my boyfriend's food. And so what do you do if you find plastic? I kind of like a fork? Placifor? No, like it looked like a broken utensil.

Yeah. And so was it cooked in the food? Yeah, and he bit into it. Oh, that's a whole different story. Like if you bite into it, too. So what do you do? We called the server over. and he was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

He got the manager, and the manager apologized. And then... What was the root? You may know? No. But my boyfriend wasn't even going to say anything. I'm like, you just bit into plastic in your food. Like, and this is taco meat.

It could be, like, there could be other pieces of it, and the food they're going to serve other people. That's a good-away thing about it. Right. There could be other pieces of it. And the server actually told us last week, like a glass plate broke into the casso, had to like stop serving K-SO all day.

I'm like, oh, man, we may not come back here, but they did give us a really good discount. Are they giving the offer free? No. Oh, come on. It's like his meal? Come on. Yeah, they comped his meal.

No, you have to comp the whole experience. If someone who's worked in the restaurant business, you have to. Yes, you have to. You have to. It's ruining the whole experience. Yeah. Now one person goes, I'm not as full.

Another person got to deal with him being cranky, and so it's the whole thing. All right. Thank you, Morgan. All right, people, people, people. Get on the phone. Tiffany in Ohio. How are you?

I'm good. What'd you find in your food? We were eating pizza, me and my grandmother, a taco pizza, and I bit down onto something hard, and she, you know, we got it out of my mouth, and it was a tooth. What? What? Oh. What? Oh.

Yeah. Oh. What? What did you do? There's so many. Like, I was ready to vomit. but my grandma went back up to the counter and gave them a piece of her mind. And we ate for free that night.

And then they gave us a big credit. And we could order whenever and take it off. I never ordered there. I never wanted to eat there anymore. I was a little girl. I was only 12 then. So it's been a while. And it's not open anymore.

Oh, yeah. There's so many things wrong with that. Our producer Morgan went to a restaurant and they came back. They were like, oh, we know you found a big piece of plastic in your food. You get a percentage of your meal off. They're like, damn, they should have given me the whole meal. Because it does ruin the dining experience. Yeah.

She found a big piece of plastic in her food. They didn't call her cause that they had a tooth in their food. That's disgusting. A tooth. A tooth. So, I just said, hey, if you don't mind, call us. So I'm going to take a few. Let's go to Diana.

Hi, Diana. Good morning. Good morning, volleyball show. Thank you for calling. Thank you. What are you got? You're at the restaurant and you're eating, or what's happening here? My daughter and son-in-law took a 10-year anniversary trip last year.

They were on their way to Europe, and they were actually headed to Dublin in the air. And she had a spork. That's what they used for their cell as they were eating and sit down on something and pulled it out, and it was actually a razor. Oh, no. There's a razor in her food? A razor in the sun. salad and a prepackaged salad and an airline and they're over

the ocean and the stewarders well they obviously freaked out a little bit and called her over luckily she didn't cut her mouth but the stewardess was like her first reaction was oh my god you could have died and I'm like let's great but oh my wait so did they get the flights for free we got a lawyer

and sent a letter and got the yeah the tickets were reimbursed and everything yeah damn oh they had to get a lawyer that's a bummer Dang. A razor blade could really, like... Yeah, and you're not supposed to have those on an airplane either. Oh, true.

What if that was in some sneaky way? It went to the wrong person. Right, person in C, D-A, whatever, D-28 was supposed to get the razor blade. You know? Kristen and Florida. Hello, Kristen. Hi, how are you? Great. Thanks for calling. What do you have for me?

My husband, myself and a few friends went to a Mexican restaurant in Tampa, not too long ago. and sitting down having a nice meal. My husband, I split a burrito, and I fit into the first bite, and I'm like, that's a weird texture. Like, we were newly vegetarian, but I'm like, that's not a texture I've ever fit into something before. And I looked at it, and I started pulling it out. It was an entire rubber glove.

Oh, yeah. That's so. No. That's such a big burrito. Wow. Thank you for the call. Oh, my goodness. What happened to the guy from The Bachelor?

First, who is he? He's the farmer. So he was the Bachelor? Yeah, he was on The Bachelorette with Allie. You've met her, the lawyer girl, and then after that he got picked as the Bachelor. His name's what? Chris. Chris.

Farmer, Farmer, Chris. Yes, Souls. Okay, so what happened? He was driving and rear-ended like a, tractor trailer that that tractor went into the ditch and the driver lost his life it was like a 66 year old farmer i believe but chris didn't even stop he left the scene and went home and then okay allegedly left the scene went home cops had to arrive at his house um he wouldn't let them in i don't know i've read it went on for hours because he was like you need a warrant and then i guess finally they obtained

whatever they needed to, and he's been arrested. What do you know about this? And allegedly, there was an open container in his vehicle. He has prior DUIs as well. And they arrested him, and they don't know what they're going to charge him with yet, because I don't know if they're going to charge him with, if they did a blood test, you know what I mean? Like, I don't, they haven't said, but they said he was arrested and he flood the scene.

It's pretty terrible. Well, I don't even know. the guy is. You totally know who. He was at our... I would just know him from... I wouldn't know him from... I don't like the Bachelor.

I know you didn't, but we talked about him enough and I feel like you've seen him at certain events before and maybe we point him out and we're like, that's the farmer dude. And he did end up getting engaged on the show and they were together for like five months and then they broke up. That means they were never engaged. Yeah. That's usually the cutoff point for that show. Yeah.

So, wow, that's a terrible story. Terrible. Terrible. He died. Yeah. And then he ran off. And usually don't run off unless you're doing something wrong. Right.

Correct. And I don't know that specifically in this case, but usually don't run from a scene unless there's something you don't want to be caught at the scene doing. Right. Wow. He did release some sort of a statement, I think, saying that he was sorry to hear about the death of the farmer. Huh. The statement was very bizarre.

That is bizarre. All right, well, I kept seeing in the news. I don't know about him. Also, I've been watching that 13 Reasons Why Show. Yeah, and what are your thoughts? I just don't think it's a very good show. But, and I'm going to finish it. And it's not popular opinion that it's not a good show, by the way.

Everybody thinks it's fantastic, except for me. But now everyone thinks it should be shown in schools. Especially the main girl, I think she was, you know, advocating for that. And I was like, um, I watched all 13 episodes and I do not think it should be shown in schools. And I liked it. It's very dark. It's very dark. Like, it's not.

And there's a lot of bad words to it. I'm still like, don't put bad words in schools. You can, like, kids watch bad words? They don't know those words yet. Yeah, they do. No. Oh, they do? Yeah.

Yeah, but some of this stuff is too heavy, even sometimes for, like, I had to turn away a few times. It's a show called 13 Reasons Why on Netflix. And everybody's talking about that, too. It's kind of one of the new Netflix shows that they put out that everybody's right now watching and talking about, like, have you watched the movies? Yeah. Are you binging it? I have to stay away from Morgan, because she'll spoil it for me. Morgan's a spoiler on the show.

Bobby bombs This is called This is called bringing off air on the air So there's a big fight in the studio right now About if Sebastian From Little Mermaid Is a lobster or a crab He's a lobster

I was out of it I don't know Eddie said crab Amy said lobster And then Amy goes I bet you a lot of money And Eddie's like you want to double that Yeah More more more money

Sebastian's a lobster Yeah Do you want to bet Eddie $5 Higher Yeah $5 You're going to bet him $10? $7. Sebastian's a lobster.

Higher! Do you want to bet him even? Is he bluffing or are you calling it? I don't know. I mean, if this were poker, I'd push all my chips in. Amy, you'd take out the bed? Dang, because I would push all my chips in. I don't know what to do.

Would you go $20 then? Okay, fine, $20. Okay. You say Sebastian's a lobster? No, he is a crab. He is a lobster. He like is a... The lobsters have these things.

If it's a lobster, Amy wins. If it's a crab anyways. Oh, boy. Sebastian is a what? Eddie. Sebastian, let's look it up. Yes. He is a Caribbean crab.

Oh. Is it a... Hey, me. Hey, me. Is a Caribbean crab also known as a love to? I don't think so, no. For real? Well, you lose that one.

That was a big fight in the middle of the break there. Fine. This song kind of sounds like Unda da C Disney's announced Frozen 2 Star Wars Episode 9 The Lion King Live Action and more

They've also announced Reckett Ralph 2 And an untitled Indiana Jones movie Of all those Eddie You're a dad What sounds the most exciting Indiana Jones No but that's for you

Oh For the kids I've never seen Indiana Jones Reckett Ralph's pretty cool Is that video game Yeah it's the one like a video game made out of a cartoon or whatever. That sounds pretty cool.

Lion King's awesome. The live action, I see where, like, Seth Rogen's going to play one of, like, the two people. Mufasa? No, the two people in Lion's. The human. Like, we're friends. Timoan and Pumba? Yeah.

He's going to play one of them. Oh, okay. Probably the War Long. Probably the Pumba. Right. The big, the bigger one. So there's that. There's a man who saved his wife from a shark attack.

They were out snorkeling off an island when a shark comes up and bites a woman's leg. You got to be kidding me. And you have to want to want to be. wonder what you'd really do. They're like, would you freak out and just starts falling away, or would you go after the shark? Because she was saved because the husband jumps on the shark, starts punching the shark in the face. That's amazing. She was airlifted and treated the local hospital.

She's going to be okay. But they're like, if this guy would have jumped on the shark, started pounding it, that she may not have lived. Wow. I mean, I think my husband would jump on the shark and pound it. That's a lifer, huh? That husband? He better be. I mean, he risked his life.

She better not go anywhere. Even if they had major problems, she's just going to be like, he saved me, he saved my life. I just lunchbox, if your wife's going to tag by a shark, what's your first instinct do you think? Honey, get away. Honey, get away. It's like, just go get out. Yeah, there's a shark. You're not jumping and trying to sit on top of the shark.

Man, it's going to be, I doubt it. I mean, like, love my wife and everything, but a shark can kill me. I don't even know that it's love or not love. I think it's just your instinct of if there's a shark, what do you do? Lifeguard, life guard. We got a shark over here. And you don't really know until it happens. That's right.

Do you go after the shark? Man. Because really, what are the odds you can beat a shark up? Not very good. No. They're pretty big. Yeah, but you're going to try. You think some people will, and some people will just be like, get away, get away, get away, get away.

You would do that. Better one survive than both of us go bye-bye. Oh, see? Logical. No. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Show.

It's a show called Little Big Shots. It's the one that Steve Harvey hosts, and it's the kids that do all the crazy things. Yeah. And they're, like, little kids who just dominate. And there was this girl on there, and she was doing animal noises, like, just identical, just nailing it. Nailing it. So, I give it the animal, and you give me the noise. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Lunch you up first? Yeah, bring it. I'm good at animal noises. Horse. It sounds like you're humanly speaking. horse. That actually was really good, I think. Thank you. I did not think. I thought that was pretty good.

That was not good. And what did you think? I mean, it's kind of weak. It's like a resting horse. Yeah, it was kind of, a resting horse is a tired horse. Have you been around a horse as much in your life? Yeah. Where? Camp Flaming Arrow. Is that real? Is that real? So I had a camp.

Yeah, the one week I went to camp in my whole life, it was Camp Flaming Arrow and Hunt. Texas and got to ride some horses. Camp Flaming Arrow. Huh? That's the name of it. We crushed it. Yeah. Amy, horse.

Oh. Wow. No, no. Listen, I don't take pride of my horse. I've never had a bunch of horses. I grew up a horse. Okay, that's better. Thank you. A horse is, like, a resting horse is more like this. That's it.

Okay. Like, that's a horse just chilling, and you're like, ah, something must be out. He must be hungry. Yeah. That's like a yawn. Yeah. Now, it's rare that a horse does anything more than...

That's pretty good. That's what I was trying to do. That's good. Well, you weren't close. Lots of how did yours go? Hold on. No, you changed it. And you heard me do it and changed it.

Okay, pig. Go. Oink, oink. Ah, he's doing word spellings. That's like the little game. you pull the string on. That's what it is. There you go.

That's a pig, Amy. That's a pig. All right, bones, what you got? Well, listen, when I was at Camp Humpty Hump. Yeah. Camp Flaming Humpty Hump. What did you guys do at Camp Flaming Arrow? Oh, Camp Flaming Arrow.

We did archery. We did horseback riding. We did canoeing. We did hike to the top of the mountains. We played some water polo. Yeah, we did it all. It was crazy, man. I'd never been to camp and it was pretty cool and everybody got sick.

It was like a big virus and then we had a big pillow fight at the end. What? It was cool. Was no teeth Keith Keith, the leader of the kids? No, no teeth Keith. Was it Coed? Yeah, it was Coed. Oh.

Oh, yeah, man. Oh, yeah. What a? What does that mean, though? Did you meet a girl? When you make all those noises and go, what up, that's us going, he's stalling to figure out the story to make out. No, there was chicks there. How old were you?

I was, uh, I was, uh, Summer after my eighth grade year, so I was 13. You went to Camp Fleming Air before high school? Yeah. I bet he was like eight. When I went to church camp, I was in like second grade. Yeah. That was the camp that I went to, you know.

Yeah, so I was about to turn, I was 12 years old. I was about to turn 13. I was going into my senior year. That's the older side of him. We had a pillow fight. It was awesome. It was one week. I went to camp.

I don't understand what the big deal is. Yeah, we just thought you were younger. No, it was me, Forrest, A.J. Russell, and I mean... Oh, those guys. Oh, the crew. Yeah, we know all them. Like, we have any idea. No clue. Yeah. We know that.

Oh, the boys! On the phone now, it's Roberta and Albuquerque. Hey, Roberta. Hey, Roberta. Hey, Bobby. What can I do for you? Okay, so I have some relationship advice for you guys. Like, I need some. I just recently found out a few days ago that my boyfriend of three years, we have a two-year-old together. has been cheating on me.

I guess he's been taking my daughter with this girl, whoever she is, while I'm at work, and kind of trying to make her a new mother figure for my daughter. There was several messages, pictures, sent back and forth. And before you ask, you know, I wasn't snooping through his phone. One morning his phone was going off when I was getting ready for work, and he wasn't getting up. And it was starting to bug me because it was constantly going. off. So I went to check it for him, and it was actually that girl calling. And so I kind of just

kind of busted him by accident. He's telling me that there was nothing going on, and that I'm over-exaggerating because... Over-exaggerating. I mean, over-exaggerating. I mean, over-staging. Okay, so you didn't, did you know, did you or did you not know her? Um, her, the girl, no. I don't know her. He's cheating on you. Like, for sure he's cheating on you. Here's the thing about women. You know, for the most part. You know. You always know. Like, you do. You always know it, and you can sense this stuff out. And nine times out of 10, if you feel like it, it's happening. And if you have proof, you just got to go.

You caught him, too. It wasn't even like he came to you. It was like, listen, I. You catch him most of the time. Well, it sounds like there's more layers too. I'm not hearing about because she's talking about her daughter. Run for the ills. Because he's been lying to, he's going to lie to you again.

He's going to lie to the next person he gets with to. And he's going to lie to the next person he gets with as well. Like, that's just how it works. So Roberta, here's our advice. and only knowing the surface, you've got to go. I know he's the daddy or two-year-old. He can still be the daddy or two-year-old, but if he's being dishonest with you,

now he's been dishonest to you a lot in the past, and he'll be dishonest with you again in the future, and that's not someone you want to be with. All right. That's the advice that I was looking for and hoping to get. Well, thank you for calling. I'm really sad to hear that's happening in your life, and I hope everything works out with the kid.

That's the most important part of it. Exactly. Thank you, Bobby. All right, Roberta. Bye-bye. Thank you for listening. Well, that stinks, huh? Yeah.

I hope everything goes okay with them. Crap. Yeah. Oh, Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. All right, so, Brad Paisley's on the phone right now. Hey, dude. Hi, buddy.

How you doing? I'm really good. Today you're doing this premiere of this visual album here in Nashville, but we have a lot of listeners all over the country that are listening. And so it's actually going to come out on April 28th for everybody to download. So I want to put that out there before we actually talk about what it is. So you're doing the first ever country. country music visual album. What does that mean?

Good question. Well, actually, what we did when I finished the Today video, I watched the response, which was everybody took the song to New Heights, you know, in their own mind and sort of said, okay, here's what it means to me. And I told the label, I think I could do that for the rest of these, as far as create visual things that make you think differently about them and also sort of enhanced them. And they said, yeah, right.

I don't think they believe me at all. And so for the last three or four weeks, we kind of ran around, and a lot of people saw us around Nashville, filming at various places. I ended up at Cool Springs in the mall. I did a pop-up show in a sleep number store, which is hilarious.

And we went and did the Franklin Town Square and there's one of my one of the most heartbreaking things in this is there's a church that burned down in East Nashville that we uh where we went and uh and did and did the song the devil is alive and well and tried to basically make each of these um even more impactful if they and you know that was our goal

and so and then wove them into sort of a cohesive one hour um movie basically and uh i couldn't be outer of it. I really, I can't watch it without crying. So Brad Paley's releasing his first ever country, first I've ever heard of a country music visual album. So Love and War, it'll be out on Apple Music on April 28th. But today, if you're in Nashville, you're listening to right now, Nashville, at the Country Music Hall of Fame at 5 p.m., he's showing it, and everybody's invited to come out, and it's first come first serve, right? Yeah, we, the Hall of Fame has a pretty big, also the Hall of Fame is really

it's just such a neat facility I don't know if people have all been in there or not before but it's just a really warm place to go anything country music and and so we I really want to sit in the theater with these fans and watch this because that's we show it to a lot of industry people on Sunday and that was fun

but this is really what it's about is getting to sit there and after all the hard work and sleepless nights that me and my film team sort of put into this, I really want to, I want to experience this with people. Congratulations, dude. You always, you know, go to the left and people think you should go to the right, and I respect that and like that about you a whole lot. So good luck with this.

Thank, thank you very much. And I hope, I'll send you a copy. You got to check it out. All right, be sure to check it out, too, if you're listening right now, you're not in Nashville. It comes to April 28th, and you be able to download the whole thing. All right, Brad, we'll see you, buddy. Have a good day. You too.

Love you. There you go. Oh, word. I don't say that word back, but I appreciate it. I'll be like, man, love you guys. But I would never be like to anyone specific. Unless I'm like, I love you, like I'm kidding. Like it's over the top.

Yeah. I'd be like, oh, I love you. That's different. It's all got to be a joke or I don't say it. I know. Because love's not, you know, it's real to me. Except not really. Okay.

Just because we say I love you doesn't mean it's not real. Lady. Do you guys have been. jokes with your significant others that you can explain and share? And I'll go first, because I'm kind of putting you on the spot, okay? So,

my girlfriend and I, I have this joke with her, I've offered her money forever to do this one thing on the air because she gets interviewed by radio stations all the time. And so, my girlfriend's name is Lindsay, she's an artist, and she plays guitar like crazy, right? And they always ask her who your guitar influences. So every radio station asks her all the time. Because she just shrette, it's crazy.

She lives like two lives, like the human and the rock star. And I'm like, hey, because she loves Keith Urban, she loves John Mayer, and Brad Paisley, who she's on tour with right now. And so I'm like, you have to throw in a dime bag, Daryl. Like, when in an interview, and just continue going. Because Dimebag Daryl was lead guitarist for Pantara,

and they are hardcore, right? So I want her to be like, this is, like, this is Dine Bag Daryl right here. He's not alive anymore, but it's so hardcore. And his name's Dinebag Daryl, like a bagweed. But he really was. That's fantastic. He was awesome.

One of the crazy... So I wanted to be like, you know, I love Keith Urban. I love Dimebag Daryl. I love Brad Paisley. I love John Mayer. And I'm like, if you just get that on one interview, like, we have a dollar amount. And she won't do it yet. So I keep waiting her to slip that Dine Bag Daryl reference in there.

But that's it. So that's our inside joke. Yeah. Mine, I mean, there's like a couple of one that I could explain would be... Remember that time that I had. I had hydrogen peroxide in a water bottle and my husband drink it. Yeah, Amy put hydrogen peroxide in a water bottle. Her husband grabs a bottle after he worked out.

We were traveling and I wanted the hydrogen proxide with me. So I had it in a tiny little water bottle, poured it in there. It definitely looked like water. He definitely was thirsty and he definitely chugged it. That's how you all joke? That is hilarious. Man, keep me out of those. No.

But since then, he just, well, I mean, it was bad. Like, I was calling our friend that's a doctor poison control. Like, and this was a few years ago. So ever since then, it's been like, he tries to pay me back somehow with it, but I've never, like, gotten the drink. He tries to pay you back? This is crazy. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Gasoline. Like, inside wise, he always brings up at the time I try to kill him, but nobody really knows about it. And it's awkward because then he's, like, talking about how he tried to kill him. and then it's our little inside thing, then I end up getting mad. So it's sort of not a fun joke, but... I think it's funny trying to get you back. This is the kind of game I'm like to watch.

And I'm always aware, I'm like, I know that's not water. What? I know that's battery acid, and I'm not going to... What's wrong with you to? Or I know that's not lemonade. You guys are high-states, I love it. That's how to keep the romance hot. I mean, you have to be on the lookout for stuff

because you should never know, because he's slick. He is like, that's what I would worry about I know, I've probably eaten or drinking something I don't know yet And he's going to tell me later So Amy has two kids that she's adopted And we're waiting Just to see when they move in

We still don't have a date yet When they're moving into the house They're moving into the United States We're waiting. Yeah And I know I'm just constantly asking you about it But that's just what I do I constantly ask about it

I know, sorry, still no date But I know your daughter just turned 10 years old. Yeah, yesterday was her birthday. And we and all of us in the room thought she would be here by her 10th birthday. Yeah. And when my husband and I were there in November, because we had to go down there for two weeks and have a bonding trip with them. And at that point in time, we thought, oh, for sure you'll be here by April. So we were even talking to her about how, yeah, you'll be like, we can't wait to celebrate your birthday at home.

So what do they do for a birthday there at the orphanage? Well, they had a little party and baked a cake because we... Did you send stuff to them? I didn't know. I sent a little video, but I didn't mail anything. A lot of times I don't know if they're going to get it. Oh, because someone else may take the cake. Yeah, I don't know if they're going to get it.

There's some people I can mail stuff in Haiti too, but they, it's a different situation. The orphanage, it's too much of a hassle for them to try to get something. If you're new to the show, four plus years ago, Amy had been in the process of doing domestic adoption forever, but she kept moving and it kept having to restart. And she wanted a mission trip to Haiti and went to an orphanage during her mission trip and found two kids. And she was like, these are my kids. And so it's taken four years.

And actually, we're still waiting. Like I say that, we're still waiting for them to move to the States and into your house. Yeah. A lot's happened in the last four years. Like now they're officially ours, which is amazing. But we just need them to be home, which we're working on it. Everything's falling into place. We're just, now there's nothing else.

else we can do, but wait. Six, seven weeks or so, you think? I hope so. I'm thinking June. That's crazy. Well, I know, but it's crazy to think that I actually thought it was being March and I already would have had them in the house for a month or two, but now I'm thinking, okay, June, and then we're thinking of like summer plans, like, what are we going to do?

Are you thinking about lifestyle changes you're going to have to make? Yeah, like, my husband and I are meeting with their school. Like, we were trying to schedule a meeting for this Friday to meet with where they may go to school. It's weird. But it's like... You work in the morning, so you're going to be able to pick them up from school. But then what do you do all evening?

Like, your life is... No, just last night, I was taking a bath, and I was like, I'm not going to be able to just take a bath if I want to, like, at 7 p.m. to wind down before I get ready to go to bed. Like, that's just not going to be my life. Like, I listen to your podcast, like, while I walked the dog for an hour, and I'm like, probably not going to be able to walk the dog for an hour unless we take, like, a family stroll. Like, it's just, yes, my life.

is going to change, but I welcome the change. Like, I can't wait to be up late doing homework and hanging out. And so they're how old? 10 now. Now 10. These numbers are all changing. So now's 10. Yeah.

And our son is 6. 10 and 6. Yeah. And Eddie's got two kids, 9 and 3. 9 and 3. And I, too, don't have a lot of time to do anything. We make time, though. We make time.

Yeah. And it works out. You've been able to grow as a parent as your kids have grown. Yes. We've learned how to deal with. Which for Amy, she's got two kids, real-life kids, boom, and they're in the house. It's going to hit you like a hurricane.

I know. And I'm just, I've already started praying. Like, just, uh, you know, but we have a good support system. Got great friends like you guys. No problem. We got this. Did they ever sign that money order? No, it's right here waiting.

Speaking of. But it, it's up to you, but it expires. A money order. This is only valid for 90 days. Or I'm sorry. Yeah. So if you don't sign it, that money is just gone. We'll play a game next.

Whoever wins, Lunchbox, or Amy can have their money. Oh, yeah. It's in my name. Yes. We did this yesterday. Oh, I got you. We could do it tomorrow. Now, come on.

Eddie cheated lunchbox. He thought of his money yesterday. Oh, man. And he felt bad and was like, let's just give it to him. Like last night, he was like, let's just give it to him. I did. I felt really bad. But you can't.

It didn't work. No. So our producer, Raymond, who does our audio, he has something like you said at the girls on the show. Uh-oh. And I guess the guys too, but mostly it's the females because he has an issue with trying to record stuff. Oh. You know what it is?

I bet I know. It's probably the heels clanking down the hall when you're trying to do things. Yeah, it's been really bad. And I don't know which one it is specifically, but one of y'all has like five inch heels that y'all are wearing in the morning. And it's getting really bad almost to the point where our security guy was looked down the hallway because it, like, it alerted him. Something was coming down the hall and he didn't know what it was. And it was just one of y'all walk in from the bathroom. And we can't record anything because anytime you try to record like, hey, it's my bonus here for no sleep.

It's like, clank, clank, clank, always down the hall. Yeah. Well, I was almost thinking that we should maybe ban them. What? But y'all wear some sandals. There's so many, you could wear flats is what they're called. There's so many different types of shoes. Tennis shoes.

Okay. I have tennis shoes on today. Is that sexist to go, because the guys can't wear heels out too. No, no, no, it's a both. I, like, sometimes I can dress up. You don't ever wear Dress shoes to work But maybe I've been thinking about it lately

I mean if you gotta ban them You have to ban them both, right, the guys and the girls So are we banning hard heels for guys and girls I'm not hearing any of the guys with loud shoes Nobody's other guys are in cowboy boots I've been thinking about tab dancing lately I may want to break them in Well and I'm gonna be honest

I used to wear cowboy boots And I thought they were a little loud So that's why I have been wearing tennis shoes For two years He did he banned himself And they redid the floors I mean, it makes crazy echoes down the hallway, and like, our main thing is audio. We're a radio show.

That's true. So I was saying everybody to a vote and we decide. All right. Hard hills from guys and girls. Not high, but if you want to wear like rubber highs, that's fine. Okay. Like high heels made a tennis ball? Okay.

That'd be great. And this is really going to affect Morgan, because let's be real. She has the loudest heels I've ever heard in an office place. Okay. Only when an artist comes in usually, though. Oh, you know, you know it's a big day when the high heels are out. When you hear multiple high hills coming in, you know, like, one of the good-looking dude artists will come by? Because Amy Noda Morgan, they're all, like, strutting around four-inch of taller all the sudden.

Yeah. Clearly, no one's coming in today. Okay. We're all wearing, like, all in for the hill band. Say I? Aye. What? No.

Opposed? No. Aye. Oh, two votes. Sorry. Sorry, girls. Sorry. Listen.

I'm out. I'm out. Listen, I will pull no more tab dancing shoes. What are you going to do? Rip our shoes off if we show up with heels on? Ray? And we're in a comfortable environment. Wear some sweatpants.

No, no, no. Some slippers. Slippers. We have to dress nice. Did you ever get your steak dinner from Rod, our boss? I haven't got it from Rod. I mean, I'm just sitting around here waiting for it. I guess you just say that you're going to do the steak dinner and you never do it.

So if you're in a business right now, promise your employees to steak dinner. You never have to pay off. Raise our audio producer. and Rod, who's our boss, was like, hey, I appreciate all this work. Oh, he won steak dinner. Yeah. And so. Oh, and he's, I just posted on Instagram.

He's been going out. I mean, he's a dinner. They had an event on a Sunday. He's out. I couldn't, I could have done a steak dinner on a Sunday. Especially every time I see him on Instagram, I'm like, man, he's out at that. He probably could have squeezed in a steak dinner before that. All he did was say he owed you a steak dinner and nothing.

Well, when he told me on the spot that he needed me to help him, I was there. That day, day of. That day, yeah. The steak dinner just floats out there. That's stepping up, dude. Yeah. You'll get it. If I need to cover that steak dinner, let me know.

You look hungry. Oh, I was thinking, too, like Rousse Chris, maybe get some of that steak dinner in White Bay. I've definitely been thinking about it. All right, there's a Raymondo producer. So, I do a show from my house that's called The Bobbycast. I have a studio that we built, and songwriters and artists come by, and we talk, and Dirk's Bentley came back.

by and we talked about an hour and a half. And it's just us talking about everything from life to music. And we do the game called the name-dropping game, where it's, you're free to name-drop and not sound like a jerk. So I asked us to Dirks. Peyton Manning's a friend of that account? That's cool. I went fishing all day long with Peyton Manning up in northern Canada.

So you hear this whole story. He also sings Call Me Maybe. Hey, I just met you. This is crazy, but here's my number. so call me maybe And so Amy's never listened to one single bobby cat Yes I listened to Jake Owen

Just recently And I listen to lunchbox No no no no no stop No no no no No no she's not gonna call her out on it So she got this ready So Amy's like I was listening to the bobby cat

I was like you never listen And then I was like what Oh dirt Yep Yeah You'll do good It's a good Talk

I should have known You should have known Yeah I mean, you have a chair with dark his face on it. That's his fault. But you picked him to buy you a chair. Yeah, I did. By the way, I still don't have a chair.

Let me tell you all. Like, Garth, I mean, he's played some jokes on me, but no chair. Yeah, and I think Amy's exact quote was, oh, I actually listened to the Bobbycast. Yeah, no, I actually listened to Bobbycast. Yeah. So what did you learn from the Dirks Bentley Bobbycast? Well, I thought his whole, I learned more about his old aviation life, like where it kind of came from and that experience and how it was like him flying private one time was with Kenny

Chesney and that he got off and he was like I got to do this I got to do this but and that he got his pilot license at 19 and all the things that fell together for him to finally realize that he could fly and how he tries to fly his bandmates and keep them around to be with their families and how I found it was and my bandmate will never leave me to go another man exactly love that Bobby said well what if they get this offer and Dirk's wouldn't even let Bobby finish sentence he was like they'll never leave me it's almost like I know that I do it. everything to keep them happy that they won't ever leave me.

It's almost like, God, I was thinking, golly, if one day one of them does leave him, like, Dirk's going to be hurt. Like, he's going to be betrayed. Yeah, I'm going to point. You guys do that to me. Do you feel that way with us? Yeah, that's where I was curious about that too. You guys have the absolute best environment. You feel like we would never leave you.

No, no, you could leave me if you wanted to. You could do that, but I'm saying. No, but that's not what Dirk said. No, I'm a little more real. Okay, but no, no, no, say that table. I'm a lot more pessimistic than he is. Yeah. So if you were being interviewed and you were asked, Okay, what if Amy left me?

You wouldn't even... I would be betrayed like crazy. If you left, I would be... You rip my heart out. Put it on table. But Dirk said they will never leave. Like, you're not saying that. Like, you wouldn't...

Your response would be, Amy would never leave me. Would never be that. Really? Really? Because I think at certain times in your life, there are decisions that may not... So you think Dirk's isn't being realistic? No, no, I think he is.

He's got a lot more money. No, I think Dirk's the same. He does everything that he possibly can to keep. them. Yeah, to stay loyal. He's the thing, too, about Dirk's and his bandmates. A lot of them have been in other bands. Yeah.

And they know how good it is compared to where they were. Right. You guys didn't have worked on another show. Yeah. You're not great. But we've had other jobs. Yeah, but they didn't compare. Yeah, I had like one other job.

I was at Jason's Deli. You haven't worked on other shows and you don't know how this environment is just amazing. Yeah. Like, it's the best. So you would leave me, but then I promise you you'd want to come back. We'd be like knocking on that. You'd be like, I should have never left. What was I think?

You guys thinking about leaving or what? I was who you did there. What was I thinking? I'm not leaving, Bobby. Don't worry about it. I got your back. I'm here. These two may be thinking about it,

but don't worry about this guy. Amy can't leave. She just got locked out of a new contract. A year ago, you can't go anywhere. My contract's coming up. So is that your... Dirk says you won contracts?

Yeah, no, they sign... Well, he pays on like a salary. They make salaries. When you get to the big leagues, that was in the Bobbycast, too. It was. You keep your band on a salary. You don't pay them per show.

I heard the salary. A salary is different than a contract. I've had a salary job before. I had zero contract. So that was my question was, do you think contractually they're obligated to play with him for X amount of years? No. He's so confident. You don't get to be that big without being confident.

You have to be confident to even do that. To get on stage and think that people should be able to pay money to watch you, there's a confidence that you have to have just to do that. Not even be good. You just have to be so confident that you think you can get on stage and make people go, I'm happy. bought this ticket for however much money. And I say that in every form. I mean, I have to think that to go out and do stand-up comedy. You have to feel that way as a performer.

Like, I'm so confident in what I do that I'm going to walk out there and make people be like, yes, I'm happy. I paid money for that. Oh. Okay. I'll try to start doing that, I guess. You don't do that, though. I mean, but when I come in here?

No, it's different. No? I don't need to be out confident. This is like Facts life. We all have our little role, and we all play off each other. Mine's not to be confident. Mine's big role. You're two-dy.

Tuny. No, no, that's awesome. She's a character. My favorite part is when y'all talked about people that you were kind of intimidated to text, but you had a text relationship with, but it was, like, you got a text message and you're like, when do I reply?

How do I reply? What do I say? And it was weird to think that someone like Dirks would be scared to text somebody. Yeah, because his was Bono? Yeah. And was there another one? Yeah. Matthew McConaughey. Oh, Matthew McConnor. He said he texted him and he didn't text him back.

I love that. Dark said he texted him Matthew McCona. I'm gonna hate and then gotten nothing back. So funny. That's so funny to me. So anyway, it's up on the Bobbycast. It's Dirkson and I talking. I mean, really, we just sit in there and talk.

And it's a song where it really is a behind the scenes of Nashville type show. And so you can go to iTunes and search Bobbycast or IHartRadio and search Bobbycast. It's up there. Maybe loved it. I mean, she just smiled at ear to ear. It's like talking about a show that you want to talk about with your friends. Like this is the first time ever. She's coming excited about a bobby cast.

Stop. I thought it was good. Yeah, we know. I thought I'll do it good. Thank you. Smile says it all. Okay. Oh.

Hmm. Why don't you play Dirkson's song? Are you gonna? I'm gonna play it right now. Yeah, hit it. Somewhere on a beach. Already hit it. Let me ask you a question, Amy.

Okay. Who do you text with All Show so early in the morning, all show? Because nobody I know is even awake at this time. And every time we got a song or Amy's just texts in all time. Oh, I'm on Instagram. right now. But you're always texting people. Who do you text all morning so early?

I've got my husband on here. My friends, Tiffany and Christy. You got a whole life early in the morning. Kelly. Crazy. Morgan sometimes. Those are the people that are on here right now. That's my list.

You. You're on here. Lindsay a bit. But, oh, I think I meant like, who do I text? No, I'm just looking at my most recent texts. Lunchbox doesn't text anybody because he keeps his phone on. He chats on Facebook the entire time. You know what, to be fair, you guys sit on Facebook.

I do chat on Facebook, but I'm not distracted by my phone. I don't have anything in my hands. Just during the songs commercials, just chat away. But there's been no chat today. I've got no chats. No one's getting on. I don't know what's going on with my Facebook friends today. Do we feel like since Lent is over,

Lunchbox's game has fallen back a bit? I haven't noticed. Huh. Yeah, maybe I've noticed a little bit. Yeah. Because for Lent, Lunchbox gave up street fights and buzzer beaders. That's all I'd watch all show along. Like even in the middle of segments,

lunchbox is watching a street fight. Not paying attention. Well, because of Lent, he gave those up. But he's back watching him again. Yeah. And I feel like he's now kind of watching them again. That was that short period of him really focusing. He was like on fire.

Yeah. But like lunchbox flame every day. I'm still bringing flaka flak a flama flame, but it just, you know. Oh, boy. What's that? Is that a thing? It's a rapper. Yeah.

Oh. He doesn't even know one song from. Okay. I've heard him. I mean, I couldn't name him, but yeah. I try to throw out something and didn't work, didn't catch, you know? It happens. You try to start a fire, doesn't...

What's happening with this parasite that you have now, apparently? I was watching your Instagram, Amy, and you have a parasite now? Yeah. And if I have one, I have many, so they say. And I guess I got it in... I mean, I'm assuming I got it from some of my travels in Haiti. Very common there. I know that you can have them anywhere, though.

It's not like you have to travel to another country to get one, so don't think I'm weird, but I have one. How do you know? Because I know. You don't want to know how I know, but I know. Oh, no. You saw it. Yes. Yes. Oh, no. It was a very...

Wait, is it not contagious, are they? No. I don't know, dude. I don't know. No, you're not going to get it from me. What do you have? What do you mean? What's the parasite that you have? What's his name?

I don't think it has a name. It doesn't have a name? No. Is it like... I can Google image it for you. I almost took a picture, but then I was like, that's weird. But I Google imaged it. And other people, luckily, have taken pictures that look exactly the same.

And, yeah. So what are you taking? Well, I got these drops that I'm supposed to put in a drink, and they're absolutely disgusting. So I'm going to try to get a capsule form, like, I have this stuff called Parishield, which, what were you taking? Parac cleanse or something. Something, yeah. And I was like, you got a parasite. And I'm like, how do you know it?

I can just look at you and tell. And I was like, stop with that. You can't just look at something. You're not a doctor. Well, I didn't know that's what I had going on, but I knew I had some sort of issues. And then, hello, there he was. Yeah. Eddie?

Bobby, it's contagious. What? Do you're drinking water or recreational water, so don't get in a pond with her or drink out of a cup. Oh, no. What? I'm going to get it from drinking. Can we quarantine, Amy? Oh, yeah.

You're the one that's been taking parasite meds for months. No, I haven't. I've taken one for months. Take it for like two weeks. Put her in a bubble. Yeah. The Bobby Bonds They have a new Frappuccino at Starbucks

The Dragon Prapuccino Unicorns are so yesterday Oh yeah, you gotta move on to the dragons So baristas started whipping it up Okay these barricas are doing it to themselves Yeah but this is easier to make than the unicorn So they prefer it They would rather you order the dragon

It's the year of the Frat Frapachino Everything's gonna be Dragons, Unicorns, rhinoceruses We're gonna look back, remember 2017 The Year of the Frapachino. So there is a dragon Frappuccino now. Let's walk you head to a Starbucks

and just ask for the most weird kind of Prapachinos. Hey, can I get the new lobster frapp? The rhinoceros? Yeah, I saw it online. You make it, it's the lobster. Under the sea. Is that a crab or a lobster?

Lobster. That's a crap. Is it a crap? Well, whatever. What? We're going to go see you on Thursday's show. I appreciate it. Tomorrow's Throwback Thursday.

You can also listen to the whole show. Just go and search for it, Bobby Bone Show. You can listen to the Bobbycast as well a show I do from my house. This week's guest so far has been Dirk's Bentley. We talked for an hour and a half. So thank you. See you tomorrow. Bye.

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