The Bobby Bones Show - Scuba Steve Gets His Eyebrows Shaved + LOCASH Busts Neighbors With Drone + Bobby’s New TV Show Drama

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

Scuba Steve lost the risky coin flip challenge yesterday and has to pay off the bet by shaving his eyebrows. The guys from LOCASH stop by and Preston talks about how he used his drone to bust his neig...hbors gathering during quarantine. Plus, Bobby tried to start a new TV show last night and talked about the drama that ensued! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:46 dot edu slash military. All right. The Bobby Bones post show pre-show. They found an iPhone 10 in the water. The sailor I dropped it in the sea six days ago, and they found it. Still working.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Wow, that's amazing. I spill a little water on mine. Doesn't work. Things in a different language. It's like popping up German. Sailor dropped his iPhone in the ocean. It's still working six days later. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Ben Schofield dropped the $1,000 iPhone 10. He was working as a deckhand, and it sank 50 feet to the bottom of the harbor. And he said, hey, if I was diving, you down that area. See, if you see my phone down there, I dropped it, went down, pulled it up, still works. Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:03:29 I mean, I wouldn't think it would work after that many days. I would think after a few hours, you just doesn't work. And then why do you want to back? Maybe just see if you can find it. Just for the, yeah. Eddie, you are out over there? We lose him. He's up.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Eddie? You're here. Eddie's working from his bed. He's talking into it. You just get your own. Oh, okay. Turn it down. Just technical issues?
Starting point is 00:03:57 How about now? How about now? No, he turned it on. Is that Eddie doing it? Is he the reason that it's not working? No, I just hit a button and then it started working again. I don't know, man. He gave me this gear.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I have no idea how to run it. Here's a voicemail for Eddie. This is number one, Raymonder. Hi, this message is for Eddie. I was wondering what your favorite Pearl Jam album is. I want to buy my boyfriend a new album for his record player and he loves Pearl Jam. So if you could answer that for me, that would be great. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Love the show. Bye, guys. Ooh, that's a good question. I mean, it's tough. You know, like when you hear these artists, they always say like, oh, you know, you can't pick these songs. I know. Just give an album. Just give an album.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Yeah, like, we don't need a six-hour explanation. Isn't that Eddie and Bobby's music's cool? Come on. Oh, okay. I'll go with their second album verses then. Okay. That to me was when I was like, okay, these guys really. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Cool. So what was the name of it? It's called Verses. Cool. That's all we're in. Yes. That's giving you a hard time. You'll hear in a minute.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Eddie's at home. We just mentioned that, but he's not able to come in. Amy, anything you want to say? No, I'm good. Yeah, you do. I have to pee really bad. Story of my life. This doctor went and ran 22 miles in a mask.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Okay. One, see if you could do it. And two, test his oxygen levels because one of the things the anti-maskers say is that you can't get enough oxygen. Mm-hmm. You can. Well, the results are. This doctor ran 22 miles. He raised $4,300 for a food bank.
Starting point is 00:05:34 And during the 22 miles, his auction levels never, ever dropped below 98%. Most of the time, we've been way higher than that. So he was like, hey, guys, if you see people saying that you're breathing in bad, it's not true. So he did that to show folks. Good for him. There's that. I like it. And he raised money for a food bank at the same time.
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Starting point is 00:09:47 A couple things. Eddie is now, he's still at home, but he has a microphone in his bed now. Eddie, can you hear me? I can hear you loud in the clavone. Oh, he's chopping out. See, we thought we had him. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Eddie has coronavirus. He's still in his bed, but we did put a microphone there. Eddie, so how did you get this microphone? So Scuba dropped it off. Thank goodness. And we met it at a CVS. And it was so awesome. It was so great to see a person other than my family outside of my house.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'm trying to see. I have a test tonight. I'm supposed to get retested tonight for coronavirus. Oh, yeah. So I got tested the first time, negative, trying to get another one tonight. Eddie still has it. He's still positive, but he can't be around folks because he still has it, right? Should we go together, Bones? No. I'm not trying to see you.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I know you say the doctor says after 10 days that you're free to run amok, but not with me. Because you still have a symptom where you're exhausted and you can't breathe all the way. Yeah, it comes in waves. The lungs are good. I felt good the last couple days with my lungs and everything's cleared up there. but definitely the fatigue comes in waves about, I don't know, 15 minutes ago, I kind of felt tired again, but I feel good right now. Hey, put the microphone up to your chest and take a really big breath. Okay, doctor, hold on.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Go ahead. Oh, I heard it. Is that sound pneumonia? I don't like what I hear. Do it again. I hear a little wheeze in there. You're dumb. I hear a little wheeze.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I think it's probably best for you to stay away for a little bit. When do you go back and get another test? I'm thinking maybe Friday. I think Friday might be my day to just do my tests every week from now on. And you get them done for free? I don't know, Bones. The last time they took my credit card and my insurance and they didn't come back with anything or told me how much it was. I was just kind of shocked with the news that they told me when they said,
Starting point is 00:11:47 you're probably going to come back positive again. So I forgot to ask how much it was. Did they sell bundles? Can you get like three for five? Is there some deal? Or a punch card after about his third one? He gets a fourth one free? We're like, yeah, 10 tests, 11th ones free.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Eddie? No. I don't know, guys. Okay. He doesn't like Kirkland. Can you see me? I can't see you. Can you see me?
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah, man, I see you and Amy and lunchbox. Yeah, that would be who's here. Great. Nice. Did you have a segment you wanted to pitch as we start the show? I just wanted to say thanks to Scuba, really, because he made me feel like I was a normal person, unlike Ray did a couple days ago. you know, if Steve wore a mask, it was nice of him and everything, but we talked and we chatted he didn't look like he was in a hurry or backing up every single time I spoke. He was like,
Starting point is 00:12:36 dude, it's so good to see you, and I'm glad you're doing well. And we chatted for about 15 minutes. So thank you for making me feel like a regular human being, scuba. Now scuba has to get tested because he talked with Corona guy here. All I hear, I don't hear if Scooby's a great guy here. Now scuba's got Corona. No, I had the mask and I was far enough away from him. I was safe. All right. Eddie, we'll check in with you in a little bit. All right, man, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:12:59 I've kicked the kids out, FYI. I've told him, go ride your bikes outside. Go do something, but you cannot be in the house because I'm going to be on a mic here. Okay. It's butt early in the morning, and Eddie's kicked his kids out of the house. We started Yellowstone last night.
Starting point is 00:13:15 We watched the first episode. It was an hour and 38 minutes. Why was it so long? There was the first episode. First of all, I'm sitting there, and Caitlin had just cooked dinner, and it was chicken. I guess it wasn't out of the oven yet.
Starting point is 00:13:27 And she was like, I've been cooking all day. Will you watch the first episode Yellowstone with me? Because if you don't, that's okay, but I'm going to start it without you. I'm fine with that. She should be able to watch her own show because I'm going to watch upload without her because she doesn't like that. And I was like, I tell you what, I'll watch the first episode with you. We'll watch it while we're eating dinner.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Because you've got to watch something anyway while you eat dinner. And so she makes this lemon chicken, which is great. I don't know what she does, and she acts like it's not a big deal, but she pulls this chicken out of the oven. It is butt stuff with lemons. There's just lemons all, and she pulls them out, and it's just, oh. So good.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Chef's kiss. And not only that, it's great because today after work, I get to go home and have lunch, and I'll do wraps with that same chicken. It's just the best for like three days. So she does that, and she makes some salad. Except it's not a salad with iceberg lettuce. It's like a roo gala, and I don't know. She puts in, like, all this little stuff.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I don't know. I don't know. I never have people cooked for me, so I'm adjusting to that. So walk in, we get our plates, put it on a lap, and we're going to start watching Yellowstone and I clicked the first episode. Almost hit season three episode one because that's the one that's queued up
Starting point is 00:14:31 because I guess they just started season three. Correct. And so I'm about to hit the button. I'm like, whoa. So then I go, oh, this is not even season one. I go back to season one. An hour and 38 minutes for the first episode. I cannot believe it.
Starting point is 00:14:42 I've committed, though. I'm about to watch a movie. Yellowstone, the movie. It's shorter than a movie, but okay. So I'm like, okay. I told her, I said, in this family, we do what we say. And I said, I was going to watch it with you.
Starting point is 00:14:55 So let's go. So I'm about to hit play on the button Apple TV. It's $3.99. Now, I've already spent a subscription on Netflix. I have Amazon Prime because I have Amazon Prime the service, so that comes with it. You know you can watch Yellowstone on Amazon Prime. You have to pay for it.
Starting point is 00:15:11 That's why we watched it. So you didn't know that. You didn't know it was going to cost me money. But it's on Apple TV is how I get on Amazon Prime. Okay. Gotcha. So that's the, you're paying Amazon. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I pay for it too. I pay for Prime and I pray for it. pay per episode. Okay. I pay for so many subscriptions. So, okay, how was it? Thirdly, this is what happened.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Amy and Kaylin now have this relationship where all they do is secretly talk about how they deal with me all the time. That's not true. That's true. That's such an exaggeration. Because Kaylin is videoing me secretly going, I can't believe
Starting point is 00:15:46 I have to pay for an episode. She texts it over to Amy. They get a good laugh in. She goes, she sent it to me. She goes, he had no idea I was filming this. And then Amy replies back She goes Oh I've seen him react like that before
Starting point is 00:15:57 I know that face And I'm like all you do is back on me When I'm not even near No To I quote myself I try to provide people with a good life No listen this is what he says So I say to Caitlin
Starting point is 00:16:09 Seen that face before And then I put laughing emojis Because I laughed out loud That fate like that's your Frustrated I'm just like I cannot believe I pay for all these subscriptions Yeah
Starting point is 00:16:20 And now First of all it's an hour and 38 minutes second of all, it's $399. Yeah. And I don't know what the difference in HD and SD and what the difference is going to be on my screen that I'm paying for. But I'm always afraid they're going to cut parts out of the SD
Starting point is 00:16:35 secretly. Like I'm going to buy the HD. I know you say, hey, it's a dollar, but I'm afraid they're going to get us and one day they're going to get sued and go like, well, they haven't been given us the whole episode. Okay, well, that's not going to happen. But then I was glad she told you
Starting point is 00:16:49 because I felt weird watching a video that you didn't know got recorded of you. She probably wouldn't have unless she thought it was funny that you said, I've seen that face before. Yeah. Because there was another time if I continue down this path. No, I want to finish the comments on that. So then she tells Bobby, oh, this is Amy's reply.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Ha, ha, ha. And then his reply to her was, I feel like I've given you both really good lives. And this is the return I get. And I'm like, excuse me? What? So like, Caitlin and I, we can handle ourselves. All I'm doing is getting my chops busted in my own house.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I'm thankful for my job. You can't get your chops busted. Don't give the chop busted. I know. So what else do you have up your sleeve of things? Well, there was the time when I couldn't drive. I couldn't leave to go get food with my friend. And I was like, I don't have a car.
Starting point is 00:17:44 You just car keys. And then Caitlin and Amy went there. I've seen that before. No, you're on FaceTime. Okay. This whole thing with YouTube being friends. I think we've had just about enough of it. She had you on FaceTime.
Starting point is 00:17:55 It's just, for me, it's, I'm letting her know, like, hey, FYI, that's, it's good for her to think. That's just how you react sometimes to things. We all have our things. I'm in disbelief. I'm in disbelief. I pay for all these services. I can't, and the subscription services, these shows, and I get on and I have to pay for another one, another one episode too. Like, I pay $12.99 for a month, but I have to pay $3.99 for one episode.
Starting point is 00:18:20 So can we talk about how you feel about that? Yellowstone. Then I find out that if you get on that peacock... Yeah, you can watch Yellowstone on Peacock. Yeah, I could have told you that. After I already paid for it, it could have watched it for free! Yeah, I forgot to tell you that. Yeah, nobody tells me. Nobody cares.
Starting point is 00:18:37 I even forgot myself, so we needed to remember, but... I don't even know if I have Peacock yet. I can download Apple TV, huh? I think, yeah. You have to watch commercials, though. There's the free version or the upgraded version. Interesting. I watched the first episode of Yellowstone.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I thought it was pretty good. So do you want to watch episode two or what? I don't know. Stop. You're not like, do you want to go to Montana and Wyoming and be a cowboy? Here's what I liked about it is that it's not just like Old West Cowboy. They're in helicopters. It's rich people.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Yes. It's rich ranchers. Yes. I thought I was going to be a Western. And as a kid, my grandma would watch these Westerns. I'm like, if I got to watch another, John Wayne, him doing the same crap over and over again, I'm not. It's the same thing. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:21 It's the modern day. I'll probably like it. You will. Probably will like it. First episode, I was like, okay. It was just a little long for me. So good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Eddie? Eddie's still there. You ever watch Yellowstone? No, no. I haven't watched Yellowstone, but from your description, it seems like something I'm not going to want. The thing is,
Starting point is 00:19:41 I just had a negative feeling going into it because of all the surprises I got, having to pay for it. It was nine hours long. I was getting roasted. It wasn't really the best environment to go into a new show. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:53 And if I'm not feeling safe and loved in an environment, it's hard for me to embrace it. Right. And then let me tell what happened to me yesterday. I go and I'm like, you know, I need, because I had some medical stuff with like, hey, you have to take time every day and just go and chill out. So I'm like, you know, I got my golf clubs. I was going to go out to the driving range and hit some balls. So I get my car with the drive over to the driving range.
Starting point is 00:20:13 And it's not close. There's no driving range here in my house. Drive to the driving range 25 minutes away. Get there, open up my trunk. Realize that I'd taken my clubs out of the car. they weren't in the trunk and then I drove back home for 25 minutes going, why am I so stupid?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Wasn't the best day. There people have had worse days, but... Your day sounds really awful. But I know that you're a person that you, I, just to clarify in case we have any new listeners, Bobby really does know what a bad day is, for sure. You've been through a lot of adversity in life.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Yesterday was the most adversity I've ever had in my life. I'm going to be honest with you. Up there, it's in at least the top three. Yeah. Okay, well, I, I highly recommend Yellowstone. I know, and I'll probably like it, and I think this will be her show,
Starting point is 00:20:55 and I told her if she'll watch upload, I'll watch Yellowstone. And then, can we take a trip? I'm going to Bozeman, Montana in two weeks. Okay. And Kayla may go with me for my Nat Geo show. I've never been, and I... I just got to text my producer just now.
Starting point is 00:21:09 That says? Circling back, when you go commercial diving and underwater welding, oh, it's not about... Being a shoe... No, I can still go to Bozeman. as of now. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:22 They're asking me to get contacts. I only have one eye that works. So I've never even put a contact in my eyeball. And they're like, hey, will you do contacts for underwater welding? And I'm like, I don't rather just do it half blind. I want to put a contact in. Why not? Go to welders.
Starting point is 00:21:38 They just let it rip. So you can't wear glasses under the, do you wear a welding helmet underwater? I don't know. That episode, I don't think we've talked about fully. When you're in water, is there sparks? I don't know. This seeds story is the craziest story. Last night, I'm flipping through Twitter, and it's like,
Starting point is 00:21:56 if you got a mysterious package of seeds, do not plant them. And I'm thinking, who would just plant seeds they get in the mail without knowing what they are anyway? But I guess folks are. Several states are issuing warnings after residents across the country have received unsolicited packages that appear to have originated in China. They're trying to get us with seeds. What a great, smart way to get us, too.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I know. It really is. I would never think of seed warfare. Then they've infiltrated our soil. Yeah. The packages typically have Chinese characters and label and contain a sealed packet of unknown seeds that some state agriculture departments say could be invasive plant species.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Who even knows what they are? So I have a bag of them here. I'm going to eat them. We're going to flip a coin. Like, I hope no one planted them. I would imagine it's a numbers game where if they send out 10,000, some get planted. Quote, invasive species wreak havoc on the environment, displace, or destroy native plants and insects, and severely damaged crops.
Starting point is 00:22:57 It's unclear who exactly is sending these packages, why they're being distributed, and whether the seeds are actually harmful. Crazy, this is even a story. They shut packages of them. All the seeds look different, though. It doesn't seem real. And it'll turn out that it probably isn't something bad. But what an ingenious way to go at somebody with seed.
Starting point is 00:23:18 You just never expect that. What do you think grows? I don't know. I was picturing that Seymour plant, you know. Seymour. It's like takes over everywhere. I saw that last night in the news, which I thought was pretty crazy. Weren't you in that play?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Yeah. Yeah. Of course I was. If there was a play at my school, well, I had a bunch of kids at my school, right? And when we did Greece, not only was out of the lead, I directed it too. Oh, wow. Because nobody wanted to do it. And they were like, hey, we'd like to do Greece.
Starting point is 00:23:52 and I was like, cool. So we did the audition, and I got the role of Danny Zuko. Stranded at the drive-in, branded a fool. Nailed it. And then nobody wanted to direct it. Well, I guess I forgot you were a director. And the director, no, I'd take that back. There was a kid who said he wanted to direct it, but he was terrible,
Starting point is 00:24:08 and he would only show up half the time. So I ended up having to direct it. But it was really good play. Oh, I'm sure it was amazing. What will they say Monday at school? Yeah, that's good. Number two, 30 Second Skinny. Shania Twain will be a producer on a new TV drama based on the heart of Texas novels.
Starting point is 00:24:30 She'll also be writing new songs for the show. Marin Morris tweeted that she just wrote her first song in forever and it was really sad. She said it made her so happy to write again. Cole Swindell shared how he's keeping active during the pandemic. I mean, not being able to get out and do things, not just physical, but mentally. I mean, you've got to get some fresh air. So for me, golf has been something that, which y'all know by now, That's all I talk about that in sports.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I mean, that's what I've been trying to do. And like I said, just do my part to stay home. And so we can get back to work, we're ready to get back playing shows. And Morgan number two, that's your skinny. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
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Starting point is 00:28:40 With Bobby. Tell me something good. An 11-year-old boy in Virginia wanted to find a way to help out people who have been affected by the pandemic. So earlier this year, Cardi R. Carey started creating care packages. He called him CardiPax, deodorant, soap, supplies, and gave him to the homeless. Then he said he wanted to help mothers who were struggling. So he set up a lemonade stand, and he uses all the profits to buy diapers and wipes for single moms in need. This kid's 11.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Amazing. Already doing those two things. Business was booming in three days. He made $3,000 at a lemonade stand. That's awesome. I feel so guilty because, again, I don't keep a bunch of cash in my wallet. And sometimes in my neighborhood, there's a kid that sits up a lemonade stand. And I'll drive.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I never know when it's going to be up. And he's sitting right there on the corner. And I don't want to ignore him. So I just wave. But I never stop because I never have cash. Yeah. She just asked the kid if he has a pinmo. Hey, maybe.
Starting point is 00:29:39 He probably doesn't. Probably does. He's like six. Yeah. But he's getting me. Like a couple of lemonade's, $2. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's like... What? You go Chick-fil-A and get one kid?
Starting point is 00:29:50 Was it a country-time lemonade? I want to shout out the proper business, but did you see some lemonade company gave stimulus checks to kids with... I think it was country-time lemonade. Isn't that the only lemonade there is? Mike's, but that's hard. That's not for kids. Anyway, shout out to this kid. 11 years old. His name is Cartier-Casey. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good
Starting point is 00:30:15 Lobby Bone Show Boney up the day This story comes to us from Calgary, Canada Police were up in a helicopter Just doing some training exercises When someone decided, oh, let me point a laser at their eyes So he shot a laser into their eyes Cops were able to pinpoint the address
Starting point is 00:30:31 They showed up at his house And they found $60,000 worth of meth Wow That's a lot Well, so the laser thing's stupid itself Because you're going to get caught Because almost they can trace that laser back Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:42 To where it started. But then the guy who was doing something stupid, I guess he also was doing something stupid, but that's a lot of meth. Oh, wow. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Last week we were talking about Demi Lovato's engagement ring, and they were like, it would be $300,000, and I was blown away.
Starting point is 00:31:01 And then I read $800,000. Well, the more time that goes by, the more information they're getting about this ring, it's worth more than $2 million. Oh, my. I would just be scared to wear that. in public without someone all the, especially if people knew. Here's my thing, right? This is what I, if, if I were someone that was just mega loaded and it was cool with my girl,
Starting point is 00:31:23 I would get her the biggest fakering ever to wear because everyone would just assume it was real because you're rich. Why would you really spend money on it? Think about that. If you're Demi Lovato, you can put the biggest fakering up on Instagram. It would be huge. And everyone would go, oh, that's $5 million easily. because no one would expect it
Starting point is 00:31:43 It would be fake They would all believe it If you're rich Why would you even buy a real ring That's expensive? Get something to mean something to you But then wear a big fake one Because people are gonna assume it's real
Starting point is 00:31:52 You're already rich So then do you get a real one to keep it home Or no? You can wear it with it Oh Don't you have like two rings together? Mm-hmm Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:01 I mean and I have mixed Like I have the ones my husband got From a jewelry store And something you picked out That was more expensive And then I have mixed it with a ring, like a band that I got at Target. Like I mix things.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Sources with knowledge tell TMC, Demi's ring would cost the average Joe off the street anywhere between $2.5 million and $5 million. That's due to the fact that it's a very special cut from a very well-regarded celebrity jeweler in Hollywood, Peter Marco. Can you imagine having that on your hand? I would never take my eyes off of it.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I would be afraid the rock would fall out. Or it'd fall off my finger. Yeah. Do you think that's all relative, depending on, there might be some people that have, that think, you know, the same thing about a $1,000 ring or a $5,000 ring, or it doesn't have to be a million? I would say most are relative, not when it's $2.5 million. Okay. Because it's gigantic. So no.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I would say maybe somebody in a third world country would think a $10,000 ring is like we'd think a $2.5 to $5 million ring. But no. And also, this dude, I'm always just curious about. I don't know how much money this guy's got. Oh, yeah, I know. I was Googling him. I was like, oh, I mean, he sings acts and dance. I was like, well, he's a triple threat. So he's got that going for him, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Yeah, triple threats don't have much money unless they're like triple threats that are super famous. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Like I say, God love him. Before. Maybe she got a deal. She got that bed, bat, Bath, and Beyond coupon.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Took it to this jeweler. I was like, here we go. I'm here to catch this. So if and when you decide to propose, go ahead and let's have this talk again before you go buying something, you know, fake and thinking it's going to be okay, you know? Well, I have no idea. Like, personally, I don't know anything about rings, right? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:33:51 I don't know sizes. I would not check with anybody before I did it, though. Not even like her sister? Zero percent chance. How do you know what she wants? Let me say this. Four words. Loose, lips, sink, ships.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I would not tell anybody. Okay. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's from my heart. I'm not going to anybody because I know how people are. You tell somebody a secret? They're going to tell somebody.
Starting point is 00:34:18 It may not be the person. And then that somebody's going to tell something. And then before you know, eight people's got it, and the odds are that one of them may get to her, pretty good. Now, I've kept some really long good secrets in my life. Nobody would want to ruin that for her, though, or you. But what if they see it? They're like, oh, this is not the right moment.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I should tell her. No, no. Her nails aren't done. You know what? It is what it is. no one is going to know okay now I know
Starting point is 00:34:44 thought I would know say it with me loose lips sink ships Eddie has corona he's in his bed right now with the microphone Eddie how do you feel about that
Starting point is 00:34:53 I mean I'm with Amy you might want to check before you go No but bones at the same time dude listen you're right man
Starting point is 00:35:04 it doesn't matter if she doesn't like it then she's not the one That's true Oh you've said that before Bobby you've said if you propose And then she doesn't like it Then that's a sign
Starting point is 00:35:16 If she doesn't like the size or the money spent Not the style of the ring Yeah the style is important I think if anything I would get punished For spending too much on a ring With her Yeah Because that's that
Starting point is 00:35:31 The money stuff doesn't matter to her And she makes their own money I go to her and be like hey how much ring Let me give us some of money Like this dude did we did me LaVado? I know because So many people, I feel bad for her that so many people are like, oh, here's just Bobby because of his job and his success and blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:35:44 And she was like, yeah, okay, I'm not. And because of you, I pay for everything. She's like in this, we need to get her out of this thing where she literally feels like she wants to pay for everything just to prove people wrong, even though they don't even know that she's paying for everything. Well, she definitely has her own money and does not need my money for sure. And like Eddie said, if I propose and she doesn't like it, she's not the one. Yesterday we did the risky coin flip challenge where Scoob is Steve, our executive producer,
Starting point is 00:36:16 we flipped a coin. And if it landed on heads, he won $100. If it landed on tails, he had to shave off an eyebrow. It landed on tails. We did double or nothing. We did it again. It landed on tails. He's supposed to shave both eyebrows in the next segment.
Starting point is 00:36:32 So we're going to bring him in. Scooby, you have some pitches to try to get out of this, right? Yeah, I do. we'll see if they work out. Okay, he's going to come in pitch some ideas. Instead of him having to shave both eyebrows, he's going to offer some other things up. But I'm ready regardless. I have the clippers.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Oh, gosh. Nice. So I'm ready. Yesterday on the show, I said, Who wants to take part in the risky coin flip challenge? And Scoo with Steve, our executive producer said, I'll do it. So he flipped a coin. If it landed on heads, he was going to win $100.
Starting point is 00:37:02 It did not. It landed on tails. So the risk was you were going to lose an eyebrow. Correct, yes. Then you said, you know what, double or nothing, I'd like to get my eyebrow back. And then you lost again. So now you're down two eyebrows. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:13 You haven't shaved them off yet. You have the clippers here, if you can let us hear those. Got them right here. So in a second, unless he offers us something better than his eyebrows, he's going to shave off both of his eyebrows. Oh, my gosh. On the lunchbox yesterday, how long until they grow back? Four to six months. And what's your wife say about this last night?
Starting point is 00:37:32 So my wife and I, you guys don't know this, but we live and die by the coin. We have made all our big decisions, small decisions, by flipping a cold. coin. So she said that if the coin landed on tails, you lost, you have to just do it. So I have to be a man of my word and shave off my eyebrows. Well, is there anything that you'd like to offer up instead of your eyebrows? Because I'm always on a listener. I'll negotiate at any point. Yeah. So do you have a couple things? I had a couple things and both of them fell through. So it's not going to work out in my favor. One of them was Howard Stern and he can't do it. I was going to have come on and talk to you and hopefully that would have been like a collateral. I don't know how you'd
Starting point is 00:38:05 have ever got that hat, but I'd been like, sure. I'd been better. It's been a great one. Yeah, it didn't, it didn't time out to happen today. So that fell through. I got, I have a gift idea, but it's not going to get here in time. What was that one? That was going to be some custom shoes, but they won't get here in time. And they're pretty rare and they're really cool and they're expensive.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Now he's like having to spend money when the bet was for him to win money. But you got into this to win money. I correct. But now I'm trying to win back my eyebrows at all costs. Did you feel like you had a like a way in to the Howard Stern? Yeah, I think I have a pretty good way in Okay, well here's some other things I've written down Okay, some ideas suggested to me
Starting point is 00:38:44 Alright You have to dye your beard pink, hot pink And wear it for a month Okay A month And this is permanent dye? Yeah Okay, all right, all right
Starting point is 00:38:58 Because you were gonna shave it anyway, right? I was correct, yeah Here's one that someone said You shave your beard off And you glue it to your head Scoo Steve has a big long beard, by the way. Yeah, and I'm bald. That's about the only two that I would consider.
Starting point is 00:39:17 What were some alternate options there? Let's see. Forfeit a favorite item of clothing or collectible to be destroyed at the winner's discretion. Okay. But I feel like you could just lie and say it's my favorite. Yeah. So basically, you lose the eyebrows. Amy, what do you think about him dying as beard pink for a month?
Starting point is 00:39:35 Or you want the eyebrows gone? I don't know what do you want, Steve. I don't think that the pink beard is as bad as the eyebrows. No, but the shaving it off and clinging it to his head is funny to me. Do we? Here's what we do. What if we give them a week? And if he can't produce what he said he can probably produce, it gets worse.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Oh, so we give him a chance. Oh, I know. I know. So how about we combine them. and if he gets Howard Stern, then he's in the clear. If he doesn't get Howard Stern, then he has to shave his eyebrows, to shave his beard and glue the hair on his head.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Yeah. Okay. Or what if I just shave the eyebrows now and just call today? What do you prefer? Well, no, that's what you law. I mean, if you just want to do that, you can go for it. Okay. But if not, if you think you can get Howard Stern to come on the show.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Yeah. Let's do the week. And let me see if I get Howard Stern on. Then you have to, but then you have to. Oh, but then I have to do, and if I can't get them on, then I have to do the shaving. And the eyebrows. Yeah, I don't multiply. And the eyebrows.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah. Then just shave my damn eyebrows now. Okay. All right, here he is. Shamed the brow. Shamed the eyebrows. Is he doing it to himself? Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Amy's going to do it? Oh. I don't have our clippers? Okay. Oh, Amy, this is. You don't have our clippers? Perfect then. So you can just kind of.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you're doing this. There you go. Hey, hey, hold on a second. Do we want to hold off a bit because the guys from low cash are going to be here. Okay. And Preston had texted me yesterday while listening to the show about the eyebrows. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:11 He could always do it. Let's have Preston do it then. That's fine. Okay. Amy seems a little shaky here and she may cut my head. Okay, so you will lose the eyebrows later in the show. Okay, let's do it then, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:20 So, LoCash is coming in later. And before they come in, they'll shave the eyebrows off Scoobo Steve. Good? I'm down. Let's do it. If you change your mind before they come in, let me know. Okay. But that will be happening.
Starting point is 00:41:32 in about an hour and a half. All right, good. All right, good. They say don't go barefoot at the beach. Isn't the beach there to go barefoot on? Yeah. Health officials say there's glass, sharp shells, pieces of metal, fish hooks that are more prevalent
Starting point is 00:41:48 than never beneath the sand. And the beaches now are hotbeds for hookworms, which can get into your feet and give you a rash. Oh, disgusting. Yeah. All you had to say was hookworms, and I'm like, okay. I don't know what a hookworm is. It sounds gross, and it's been my skin all wear shoes.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Here's that Jay Money. from South Carolina. Morning studio. I'm out here. You know, I love your show. It's a great show. Ray Bundo! Yeah! But I got one bone to pick with you, Mr. Bobby Bones. You say a word, very wrong. The word is penalized. What's up with that? Man, that's absolutely ridiculous. Nobody says it's penalized. Come on, man. All right. Love y'all. I'm out. I don't know why I say it. I mean, I think I say penalized. Sometimes I may, if I'm reading it, I may say penalized. I have no idea. Isn't that sort of like almond and almond? People just say it different.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Nobody says almond. Nobody, I've never heard a person in their life say the word almond to me. You're out of your mind right now. It's not like that. I swear to you are pecan and pecan. Okay, that I've heard. You've never heard of it. A single person has ever come up to me and been like, I'll take an almond to please.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Okay, well, I've never heard penalized except for you, but I was trying to help you out. Have you noticed me saying penalized? I don't. That sounds right though, penalized. I know, it doesn't sound awful, but penalized. I can say it. I think it depends on where you come from. All right, Jay, money. Same thing with almond.
Starting point is 00:43:07 No. Ask people. If you say almond, you should go back to where you came from. I've never, has anyone ever heard it called an almond? Not one person? For real. I think someone just says it, that's like Salman. Nobody calls it Salman.
Starting point is 00:43:19 They may if they read it wrong. Okay. All right. I wasn't just making that up. I think you were. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the world's most identical twins.
Starting point is 00:43:33 They are always together. They dress alike. They share a job. They get the same plastic surgery done. They eat the same amount of calories. Exercise the same. And somehow they even use the toilet at the same time, but I don't understand that. But they also share the same boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:43:49 He's a 39-year-old guy named Ben, and they want him to get them pregnant at the same time. Both. Yeah. A lot of pressure on this Ben guy. Yeah. Because they want to experience, obviously, everything. together, including being pregnant and having a baby and they want him to be the dad. It might have to be done through IVF.
Starting point is 00:44:11 That's the plan for now. It's very interesting. Here's a clip of them talking about how they do everything together. We want to experience pregnancy together. We want to do everything in life together. You know, we'll die together. We'll grow old together. We shower together.
Starting point is 00:44:25 We wake up together. We go to bed at the same time. It could be obsessive, but this is how we want to live our life. That's crazy. even talking together right then. You know, I just think about old Ben. In some ways he's got it the best and some, the worst. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I don't even know what he must have to think. And they look, they do look identical. How are they the most identical twins? Do they just give themselves that moniker? Oh, I assume that they'd been handled that title by the Twins Association or something. So Miranda Lambert made a deal with one of her fellow songwriters who wrote Bluebird with her. And the deal was that the song hits number one. get cute little bluebird tattoos together.
Starting point is 00:45:06 The deal was made over a year ago, so now Miranda's not quite sure if she's going to follow through. And not because she's anti-tattoo, but apparently she's running out of room. What's up in the way of welching on bets? Luke Combs, Welch is a bet. Miranda Lambert, Welch is a bet. We're supposed to be country music folks.
Starting point is 00:45:23 We're supposed to, like, live up to our word. And I love that song. I feel like a little bluebird would look cute. And then speaking of tattoos, Jason Aldeen had to tattoo artists come over to his house and give him and Kane Brown some new ink. Jason got some palm trees and Kane got a gorilla. Yeah, Jason just like wrapped around his wrist or something.
Starting point is 00:45:38 That's how you know you're balling whenever the tattoo artist comes to you. Yeah, you don't have to go to the shop. Man, I wonder if he has a tattoo shop in his new house. He's got everything else up there. All right, is that it? No, The Rock showed one of his kids, his all-time favorite films, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. So then he was sharing about it on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:45:56 And then he gave some cool history. He said that he was considered by Tim Burton, to play the role of Willy Wonka. It eventually went to Johnny Depp. He said he just definitely didn't have the Hollywood experience at the time. He was very green and he's closed the post with this.
Starting point is 00:46:15 I'll always raise a glass to the dreams that don't come true because sometimes they're the best thing that never happened. So something people can keep in mind. The Rock would have been a terrible Willy Wonka. Yeah, I don't even know how that would have been. Like of all the options,
Starting point is 00:46:28 I think the Rock may be last. Yeah, like, why was he considered? Not even close, but I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
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Starting point is 00:50:15 With lunchbox. Tell me something good. There's a woman down in Florida. Her refrigerator breaks and she doesn't have any money to fix it. She's desperate. So she calls 911 and says, listen, my fridge is broken. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Cops show up at her place. I'm like, ma'am, you got to remember, 911 is for emergencies only, but we stopped and got you a fridge on the way over. Wow. Cool. Dang, they hit her with the old rope-a-dope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:42 You're in trouble. Just get here's your fridge. And they wheeled in a fridge. The three cops bought the fridge for. That's crazy. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. You know, yesterday we're talking about Walmart saying,
Starting point is 00:50:54 Hey, we're going to be closed on Thanksgiving. Maybe it was a day before. Regardless, that was a big story. Now Target is saying we're going to be closed. And at first, I thought, oh, look at them, looking out for their workers. It makes sense because you can't have crowds for Corona. I don't think it's them making a big statement toward, let's just have unity amongst families at holidays. I think we can't have crowds at our stores.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Gotcha. So both are responsible, but I totally read that wrong, did you? Yeah, I did. I'm here for it, though. Yeah, I would always want to work, though, because, again, I know. Double time? Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:28 You've explained that team. Pay the car insurance off in like two days. Yeah, but they're paying them, so. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it, too. I just had read the whole thing wrong. Let's go to Amy now with the morning corny.
Starting point is 00:51:43 The morning corny. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They just work on many levels. That was the morning corny. Researchers have pinpointed the exact moment when the majority of people feel the most miserable. What is the unhappiest age? Eighty?
Starting point is 00:52:12 Mostly people say when you get that old, you're happy. You're very happy. Because you've lived that long, you have life experiences. You're not putting yourself in unfair expectations of what you should do at that point. I know, but I'm probably just irritated. that, you know, I can control going the bathroom or something. Let's see. 40?
Starting point is 00:52:30 47. Okay. The year you turn 47 is an especially stressful year because when people realize 50 is just around the corner. Because 46 is still mid-40s. 47 is late 40s. That's the back third. True. I'm not even to 40 yet, but I already love 40.
Starting point is 00:52:47 I love 30s. It's all the same to me. I'm 40, who cares? Sometimes I see people on TV, though, and they're 40. And I'm like, hope I look better than that person. What? Hope I like younger than him. You do look young for your age.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Don't worry, I promise. Peter Panning over here, hopefully. This is a voicemail we played earlier from Jay Money in South Carolina. Let's do it again real quick. Morning studio. I'm out here. You know, I love your show. It's a great show.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Ray Bundo! Yeah! But I got one bone to pick with you, Mr. Bobby Bones. You say a word. Very wrong. The word is penalized. What's up with that, man? That's absolutely ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Nobody says it's penalized. It's penalized. Come on, man. All right. Love y'all. I'm out. All right. We found the official pronunciation of the word penalized.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Here it is. Penalized. So you are saying it right. Yeah, Jay Money. What do you think about that? You know what? You can't call for a whole two days now. You have been.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Penalized. That's right. Oh, nice. How about that? Now, I'm just playing. You can call. And then Amy was fighting for the word almond that people. People say almond. Never in my life have I heard almond. I say almond, but I was just saying people say things differently like I've heard almond.
Starting point is 00:54:04 You've never heard almond. I'm making a bed that you've never heard it. I've heard almond. Why would I say that? Here's every pronunciation for the word almond. Almond. And that's the only one. Are there any other ones, Ray? No. Okay. Did you see the blue lobster, red lobster? No. So I went to Red Lobster a week and a half or so ago and you can't go on the lobby to eat. eat, you have to wait outside. And you have to be socially distanced, and the lobsters in the tank aren't there. Because they only put those there so people can see them. If there's nobody there, why put them there?
Starting point is 00:54:37 Well, a rare blue lobster was spared because it was so rare. It was at a red lobster. And they're like, we're not supposed to have that. And so now it's in an aquarium. Oh, lucky guy. It was a blue lobster. Isn't that crazy? All right.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Low cash coming in a little bit. we will shave scuba steve's eyebrows coming up in a little bit oh i should also mention this because i'm taking part in this uh brooklyn decker has organized a star set of the roast for andy roddick and he's one of my dear friends and i'm having to write roast jokes for them it's always a fine line between you if you know so much about somebody how hard you go at them so but you can buy a ticket over like 25 bucks i think there's there's other celebrities do mandy more andy's ex-girlfriend doing it. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:55:26 I'm by far the least famous. I think I'm just his friend, and some people know me, but it's all for charity. If you want to see it, you can... Mike, what's the website? You remember?
Starting point is 00:55:36 But you go over and see it. Oh, here you go. No love, and erotic.org. Sergio Garcia, Chrissy Teigen, Peyton Manning. I'm doing it, et cetera. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Love it. I have a bunch of jokes. Do you want to hear one of them? Yeah. I don't want to ruin it. Maybe later. Just one. give one that you're on the fence about
Starting point is 00:55:58 okay so you may not even use it anyway okay okay okay we'll tell you you'll tell me if it's good or not alright um this is just the easy one hey we're here virtually to honor one of the greatest tennis players of all time but unfortunately Roger Federer didn't get the Zoom link that's funny that's funny so he won't be joining us yeah he didn't get the Zoom link
Starting point is 00:56:18 so I mean you should use that one yeah I think I will I don't want to spoil them But anyway, check that out if you want to do that Would you stream music directly to your brain if you could? Through what? Well, Elon Musk is working on a chip
Starting point is 00:56:35 That will let you stream music directly into your brain So you don't have to put anything in your ears? Right. Huh. His company, NeerLink, has been developing technology that repairs broken connections in the brain And this technology might lead to the ability to beam music right into your brain. He can also say,
Starting point is 00:56:52 the chip might be able to control hormone levels. Okay, sign me up. Which would have the potential to help with anxiety, relief, amongst other things. Yeah, I'm in for hormones. I wish we could just take a chip, put it in our butt, slide it. Find a hole, put it in. Why the butt? And have all this information.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Why? Because that seems like the hole is going the easiest. No, I don't think so. Swallow it. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Maybe I can swallow it. Or. Yeah, it would be swallow it.
Starting point is 00:57:16 It can get stuck in your throat. Yeah. Okay. But I don't feel like that's a direct upload. I feel like if you're swallowing it has to like dissolve into your system. Okay. All right, suppository. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Would you listen to music straight up? I would. It's going to be all there anyway. I guess. Don't fight the future, Amy. I don't want to fight the future. I'm fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Here is Patrick from Savannah, Georgia. He called. And this is about Ray Mundo's wedding coming up in October, and he had something to say. I just heard you're talking about whether or not you should post-home the wedding or not. Had some pretty good insight on that as I just got married. June 20th. We initially had 140 people and whittled it down to 23 and it was the best decision we ever made. Made the wedding weekend much more intimate. Got to have conversations with everybody that was there and we even live streamed the ceremony so those that weren't able to come,
Starting point is 00:58:09 we're still able to sit at home and their PJs or get dressed up and still be able to watch it. What do you think about that, Ramundo? That's pretty cool. That sounds about 23. So that seems like they did have groomsmen and bridesmaids and then parents and that's about it there was no friends no acquaintances no second of it was people that live in the house that you grew up in do you have a contingency plan yeah that's dire circumstances and the number would be around 35 people do you already have the secret 35 that would be there that you haven't let the other one's not really a secret if you didn't live in my house or bay's house growing up and you're not one of the groomsmen or bridesmaids you ain't coming but right now it's not a 35 it's at
Starting point is 00:58:49 at 75. Do you think lunchbox will call the cops when he gets there? It's too many people. It's outdoors and it's spread out. Okay, here's one more voicemail. Hi, Bobby, morning studio. I was calling with a question for Ramundo. I wanted to see if his honeymoon plans
Starting point is 00:59:07 have been affected at all. I'm actually supposed to be going to a resort in the Bahamas. Our wedding was originally scheduled for May and it's been rescheduled for November. And our resort is actually not even scheduled to reopen until November. November 1st. So we're keeping our fingers crossed, hoping we can go, but want to see what remove those plans were. And if they've been changed it all, thanks guys, love your show.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Honeymoon plans? Yeah, we're going to Grenada, and my parents wanted to know how much they have to pay, and all they had to do was pay $2,000, and it's refundable. So the entire amount isn't due until month of, so we can easily cancel. Where is that? I don't know. Grenada. I don't know. People act like they go places, and I'm like, I just go, oh, yeah, it's cool. I have no idea where this stuff is. I'm genuinely curious. Where's Grenada? Yeah. Grenada, Mississippi.
Starting point is 00:59:51 That's where Charlie Worsham's from. Is that where y'all are going? No, no, no. It's in the nice warm waters of the Caribbean, I believe. Yeah, that's what Mike Dieda said to, Caribbean. Can you get in? I guess if you go to the Bahamas, you have to have a negative COVID test show
Starting point is 01:00:08 you've had one in the last couple of days, even to get in. There was a couple, too, that insisted on having their dream wedding. I just read this story. They had 100 guests catch COVID-19. 19. What?
Starting point is 01:00:21 At the wedding? They used the church's back door to avoid being seen. A lot of the folks flew back to Nashville, San Diego, Arizona. They had a rehearsal dinner with 40 guests the night before. City officials is said to have stopped the proceedings forcing the couple to move outside to a basketball court. But yeah, a simple, insistent drink with 100 guests. Catch COVID. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Let me read this a little bit wrong. Okay. They caught COVID. They had 100 guests at their way. and now they're going, all these people were with them and then flew back. Yeah, I think like 18 others at the wedding caught so far. Okay, so then you have to like contact. Okay, those are the people I was around and they were all at the wedding.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Okay, God. There was a story that came out in Dallas voice yesterday, this guy. He's like, hey, I was a guy that was calling it a scandemic. He said, I didn't believe in it. He said, I'm a hardcore conservative. He said, so we had a dinner party. I woke up sick and started my partner and my parents. And it just went on and on and on.
Starting point is 01:01:16 And he's like, now people have it. I understand it's like gotten political But like I just don't get it He said I believe the virus to be a hoax And believing so My partner and I hosted family members On Saturday June 13th I woke up sick My partner, my parents were all sick
Starting point is 01:01:34 That same Monday my in-laws traveled to witness To birth their first grandchild They took them with their father-in-law's mother That night my father-in-law became ill Then my mother-in-law Just on and on Just friends take care of the people around you Wear a mask
Starting point is 01:01:48 we'll get through it. Like, we're going to get to the other side of this. Like, it is going to happen. But let's just take care of each other while we're finding, you know, that correct path to get there. Yes? Yes, I agree. I'm just frustrated with the, my brain just goes to the people in some of the comments I get on Instagram. If I ever, you know, just how it gets so, they're so sensitive, even he has to say, hey, guys, I'm a hardcore conservative and I'll believe this.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Yeah. I'm like, why don't we just bowl? I believe it. Who cares where you for? No, no, no. My friend Chuck from gym class on Facebook says that Yeah. In a few minutes, low cash is going to come in and perform. They're actually in now. We brought you guys in early.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Pressing to text me yesterday morning because you heard us doing the eyebrow challenge. Dude, I loved it. Well, he lost. I know. And now, if you would like, we brought you in it. If you'd like to shave off his eyebrows. Yes. Holy cow. This is amazing. This is full circle for me. Yeah, this isn't your actual set.
Starting point is 01:02:49 you're going to come back and play in a little bit, but since you guys walked in and I knew you were keeping up with it yesterday morning. This is great. So would you like to shave off Scoobie's eyebrows? Yes. 1,000%. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 01:03:01 A quick reset. On yesterday's show, we flipped a coin. Scoob had a chance to win $100 or lose his eyebrows and he lost his eyebrows. Love it. And he lost again for a second time, so then he lost both eyebrows. And now low cash will shave him off.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Now, why do you say full circle? Because when I was caught up in the moment. I mean, I was like texting you, two bills for two brows. Let's go right now. And I knew you couldn't see your phone at the time. But I was loving it. I was real time, you know. And then at the end, I found out he was going to lose both brows. You were agging it on. I love it. Lunchbox. I heard his voice come in. I was like, oh, he's losing both browsed. And then we walk in and I get to shave it. This is awesome. Okay, here he is. Which one would you like shave first, scroof, Steve? Let's do the left one. All right, here he is. Fresh of a little cash, we'll shave off the left and crush you under the right one. I got it. I'm in on the right.
Starting point is 01:03:52 You're doing the right? I got the right. Oh, boy, here he goes. Because you're going to look like powder. Because he does have a bald head. You got the bald head and everything, man. You got for the beard. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:04:02 All right, okay, okay. All right, I'm ready. I'm ready. Just do it. Just do it. I'm just kidding. No, my beard. It's not your beard.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I'll school a more this way. All right, here we go. The left eyebrow. The left eyebrow. I've never shaved a brow before This is weird I don't know if I should go this way Oh we go in the hair
Starting point is 01:04:19 Oh no Oh no I think you got it You got it you got it Oh no You're hurting that way Oh Oh no
Starting point is 01:04:28 I feel like I need to wear the mask That's you know Really you don't Really you look good Browless All right cool Bobby space doesn't sail You guys are just being nice
Starting point is 01:04:40 Alright here we go Our executive producer Scoobah Steve now getting his second eyebrow shaved off by Chris from Locash. Oh. That sounds, I think that brow is thicker. Yeah, I appreciate you taking every single hair off. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Thank you so much. I don't want the long hair right there. Yeah, you didn't want to keep that. I might have to go the other way, so stand still. Against the grain, for sure, go against the grain. Yeah. I have ingrown hairs tomorrow. Oh, you will.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Yeah, Chris is definitely spending some time with it. What I do, Gus. You have like an extra, extra thick over here. I know I have really nice eyebrows, but not anymore. And there they go. They're now both gone. Scooby Steve with both eyebrows now gone. His hair smells funny.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Something smells... I know. What does that smell? I know. Do you smell that? Thank you. Do you know how sometimes when you floss and you pull that food out and it smells like something? Are we getting that with his eyebrows?
Starting point is 01:05:46 Like he had a bunch of like... No, wow. You smell something? No, I don't smell anything. That's impossible. I smell. Right? Is there some kind of fruit smell happening here?
Starting point is 01:05:54 Is there your brows? Yeah. Got a little mango tree in there? All right, how do you feel, Scoop Steve? I don't know. I have to, I guess, see myself, and then I'll have a real reaction of how I really feel. I think you're going to like it. I tell you what you look great.
Starting point is 01:06:06 It's not that bad. You look like a wrestler. Oh, I actually look pretty cool. Yeah. Maybe I'll start a trend. Do you, though? All right, there is. Scuba Steve.
Starting point is 01:06:16 There is. Coming back in a little bit. Low Cash will be back in a second. They're going to go in the other room and tune up and come into play. But thank you guys for coming in. Absolutely. All right, back with low cash in just a little bit. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 01:06:28 With Amy. Tell me something good. So this woman, Tiffany Jennings, she was brutally attacked years ago, and it left her with broken teeth and she just never really wanted to smile because of that. And a doctor, dentist, heard about her situation. And he said, you know what? I want to take care of Tiffany's teeth, dental repairs, all free. And when he was finished, she had a new smile.
Starting point is 01:06:55 And when she looked in the mirror, it brought her to tears. Yeah, that teeth thing, it's tough. I couldn't afford to get my teeth done forever until I was in my 20s. And when I could finally afford it, it just changes how you feel about yourself, the way you look at yourself because you feel like other people are judging you even when they may not be. They may be. But that was a big deal for me, too, to get my teeth fixed.
Starting point is 01:07:13 So shout out to this doctor. Yeah, his name's Dr. Brian Kittko. You tried. You tried. What's the name of you? You tried again? Okay, can I just spell this last name?
Starting point is 01:07:22 Sure. Dr. Brian, K-V-I-T-K-O. K-V-V-V-K-V-K-V. K-V-V-R-V-R. K-V-V-R. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Starting point is 01:11:10 On the Bobby Bone Show now. LoCash. What's up, fellas? Hey, hey. What are all, baby? Let me run through some of you guys' songs in case of somebody who doesn't know all the hits you guys have. Here is, I love this life from LoCash.
Starting point is 01:11:27 Here is I know somebody. I know a place and I know somebody. And here is the current single, which I love right now. It's one big country song. Good to see you guys back. we don't have a lot of people in studio, but I was pumped to get you guys all up here. We were excited for the call, yeah, man. It's our first time here. It looks great.
Starting point is 01:11:52 So with you, and you don't live in the same city anymore. No. That's got to be weird. You guys have been running together so tight forever. Is it any different at all? I mean, it's been four and a half months since we've seen each other. But that's because of quarantine. Because of corona, yeah. Yeah, but no, I mean, we talk five, six times a day, man.
Starting point is 01:12:11 It's a brotherhood. It's there. We're still Zoom, right? And all that stuff, you know. We zoom two or three times a week riding. When I hear about bands that don't live in the same city, and that's a lot of bands, not in the country music world so much, but a lot of the rock bands, they don't live in the same city, but when they tour, they meet in the same place, they practice.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Like, I guess it's not so wild, but Chris, you decided to move back to Florida? Well, my wife is from Florida, so I moved down there, happy wife, happy life, and, you know, I'm gone 250 days a year usually. So her having that stability back down with all her family and stuff, It helps a lot. You know, you guys were working at a country line dance bar back in the day. And you both were together then, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:54 So what would you do? Walk me through this. If I were to, what was the bar called? Wild Horse Saloon. Okay. If I were to come to the Wild Horse Saloon, were you going by Low Cash Cowboys or were you just Chris and Preston? Yeah, we were just our names.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Okay, so at that point, though, what are you doing while you're working there? We're the DJs. Two DJs? Yeah, so two DJs. And we're spinning the tunes. getting everybody dancing, and we're also emceeing the shows. So Lone Star is coming on stage, you know, and we would play a song, the intro music for the concert,
Starting point is 01:13:24 and then we'd grab a mic and run on stage real fast and emcee the show, start the show, and then while they were on stage, we could go backstage, work on harmonies, write songs, whatever, that was kind of our night. And I think a lot of it, like when we would watch that, and then we would teach a line dance in between, but a lot of people didn't understand
Starting point is 01:13:41 when we were writing songs, we would record it on these little you guys remember the TASCAM where you'd like duplicate a CD over and over again Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah So we would make one recorded on our own In his little studio and make two songs and dance to it
Starting point is 01:13:54 And people would buy that. So then when we made the dance up They would be what song was that we just danced to So then we'd sell them the CD from the DJ booth And we were making so much money It was crazy So what dances were you teaching people? Just line dances
Starting point is 01:14:08 Just making them up Okay Make up line dances Because I would watch this show on PBA in Arkansas is AETN but I'd watch the show on PBS and they would be in some dance hall and you'd watch 15, 20 people
Starting point is 01:14:18 do these line dances That was the wild horse. Was it the wild horse? But there was always like two of them that were doing extra moves and I was like, hey, chill out. Just get in the group here there's no need to do an extra spin kick, spin kick,
Starting point is 01:14:30 just do the dance. You know that was Barry Amato. Probably was. I would always get so annoyed to these people trying to be extra. Yeah. You're not out there. This is a line dance, a group.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Right. We'd have people coming in bringing in special shoes like they were roller skating or something you know that that i can understand i love a good pair of shoes yeah but it was just the people showing off like they did they learned a little they had a little too much spice on it sometimes yeah did you guys ever do dance competitions or anything did you guys yourself ever do that um i taught dance competitions for a studio and i used to teach a bunch of little kids to go out and they would do like show stoppers and what star power i think was one of them they want interesting life it was pretty cool it was a lot of hip-hop though back then
Starting point is 01:15:09 preston's first concert ever was hang junior oh yeah How old were you? Man, I was probably about 14 or 15, right in there. And, I mean, it was crazy. It was his birthday weekend. And he flew in backstage on a helicopter. And he landed in the back. And I'm like, this is so rock star.
Starting point is 01:15:27 I mean, it was the full meal deal. You know, and here he comes on stage. And the lights go out. And he says, this is my birthday weekend. And I want a bunch of girls on stage. And man, the girls just started pouring on stage. And he picked 10 of them out. And he took them back for our kids.
Starting point is 01:15:42 a hot tub party at the hotel. No way. Put them on a helicopter and they took off and went to the hotel. And I was like, I want to do that someday. That was amazing. Dang. Chris, what about you? First concert?
Starting point is 01:15:55 Motley crew and White Snake. Yeah, it was incredible. So basically the same. I mean, yeah. 10 girls, put them in a hot tub. Just on stage. It was the first time I saw something that was the person sitting next to me. It was basically flash.
Starting point is 01:16:09 I was young, probably too young to be at that concert. but I knew right then and there. We definitely got Flash by Tommy Lee probably. Yeah, it may have been my aunt. I'm not really sure. Who was sitting next to me? Same thing. Low Cash is here.
Starting point is 01:16:20 They are on Instagram at Low Cash. Follow them up. I'm going to have you guys played this song, because I love it so much. Here is the current single from Low Cash. This song's doing great too, by the way. It's freaking top of the charts. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:16:31 Here we go. One big country song from LoCash. They're going to play a live for us now. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music. on this iHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore, but you can't go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down.
Starting point is 01:16:48 It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. Nice job, boys. Lo-cash.
Starting point is 01:17:04 You guys been able to play that much as a group? Because the song got big and blew up since we've all been locked in. Dude, it really has. We haven't got a chance. to listen to anybody sing it back to us yet really too. And we didn't because we don't do that. We try to keep our listeners. Our listeners get annoyed with us if we sing back, but that's definitely a one that at your
Starting point is 01:17:22 concerts, they're going to sing the crap out of back to you. Can't wait. But you'll be able to like shut it down. You'll be like, all right, your turn. I'm shot us why big. Yeah. Low cash is here in studio. Let me ask you guys this question. Because yesterday on the show, Lunchbox was telling us that there was a party in his
Starting point is 01:17:37 neighborhood. How many people at that party? Probably around 50 people. It's a lot. Right. So if you were to walk by a house in your neighborhood and there are 50 people having a party, what would you have done? Kept walking?
Starting point is 01:17:50 I probably would have just kept on going. Me too. And I would have thought to myself, that's probably, I don't like that. Probably not safe. Right. But I'm probably not going to, you know what he did? I called the non-emergency number for the police department and reported them for violating the number of people at a gathering. I mean, I said congratulations to the graduate, but they are in violation of the county regulations.
Starting point is 01:18:11 They have too many people at that house. That's amazing. Were they wearing masks? Somewhere. What percentage you think? I'd say 30%. Yeah. And just to me, I was just like, look, man, like, sorry.
Starting point is 01:18:23 I understand you want to have a graduation party for your high school senior. Great. I get it. I've been flying my drone around the neighborhood, taking the overhead shots of people, congregate. And then I send it to the HOA. And I'm like, look what the neighborhood is doing. Wait, but you wouldn't call the police, but you're not. I don't want to get them arrested, but I am kind of telling on them.
Starting point is 01:18:42 You know, I'm like, hey, HOA. Hey, get the neighborhood, you know, under control. Dude, I'm in Florida, and no one cares. And no one knows is me. Florida just buckwise. It's like girls gone wild, but Corona gone wild down there. No one is. So, yeah, just get us.
Starting point is 01:18:55 The young people don't care. And the old people don't care. Chris is like, man, I haven't seen you forever. I'm like, stay over there, bro. I mean, I wear my mask everywhere I go. I don't do that. But I will tell you this, that the younger people don't care and the older people. It's literally, it's the waiting room for heaven.
Starting point is 01:19:07 They don't care. So what about the people in the middle? Do they care? For the most part, for the most part, you could kind of see it. Like, my neighborhood does. It's pretty cool. Like, my street, we quarantined with, like, two different families. Like, but kids, man, how do you tell kids they got to stay inside and they can't play with their friends?
Starting point is 01:19:23 So, you know, there's a certain amount of things. And my little girls go to a little private school right now with only five kids. But, you know, it's, who knows? I mean, they could get it and bring it home to me easily. But Tampa goes hard and everything. They do. They do. They really do, man.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Listen, anything I do down there, they go hard. Okay. we all kind of said we wouldn't have called the cops either but Preston's kind of a weird one. He's flying drones over. And taking images. Because they want to get back out on the road and when people are doing this.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Well, I'm checking all my turkeys in the woods originally, right? So I send my drone up to go check my deer stands and my turkey spots, right? Just take a look over the top of the woods. On my way back, I see this driveway. And this was when we're supposed to really be staying home. No more than like 10 people. There's like 20 people in my neighborhood just having a little party.
Starting point is 01:20:13 And I was like, I turned it around, turn it on back. I went back, I turned it. You know, they had no idea. I'm so high up. And I zoomed in with my high-deaf cam, took a little picture, sent it to the HOA. I said, handle this. Did they? You know, I guess.
Starting point is 01:20:30 Whatever. H-O-W was probably at the party. They probably were. But you know, I felt better sending it. I was like, I did my part. People always ask me, how do we get live music going? I'm like, but where I'm asking? Shut it down for a minute.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Yeah. Just be socially responsible because I want live music back. Yeah. So, well, listen, boys, you did it again. Look at you. Another hit. How you feel? Thanks.
Starting point is 01:20:50 You called this. When we first released the album, you called this song. Who knows what I called and what it didn't call? I'm being down. We need you call the next one. You guys. We need your opinion on the next one. We're torn between songs.
Starting point is 01:21:00 You definitely don't want that. Okay, here they are. Low cash. They're out. They're looking out for you guys. They're flying drones over neighborhoods. They're all kinds of stuff. Chris and for you.
Starting point is 01:21:10 Preston from LoCash. It's awesome. Stream one big country song. Good luck this week, guys. Thank you. And we'll see you guys real soon. Absolutely. There they are.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Locash, everybody. Back in the first. And Morgan, I was thinking about you last night because we played a TV game yesterday and you did terribly in it. Yeah, I did do really bad. I think music is probably a little more up your alley with the games. I think I can do better than what I did with that game. All right, here is the game. I'll give you a famous opening line to a country song.
Starting point is 01:21:35 Just name the song. Eddie, you there? I'm here, man. Can I play? Yeah, just don't Google it. Eddie has Corona. He's in his bed right now. We've set up a microphone in his bed. I hate it every time you say that.
Starting point is 01:21:46 What? Eddie has Corona. It's just going to be a label that's attached to me from now, and I'll get used to it. Is it wrong? No, it's accurate. I do, and I'm at home. And I need our listeners to know that you're not in studio and that why you sound a little bit different. And I want them to the visual of you in the bed. What are you wearing right now? Oh, gosh. So they can, I want them to get the full.
Starting point is 01:22:06 Of course. Go ahead, Eddie. I'm wearing a t-shirt and some like basketball gym shorts that's it what color is a t-shirt it's gray what color the basketball shorts gray any socks no no socks all right you're being so weird no I'm not I'm just done a good radio host
Starting point is 01:22:25 wants his people paints the visual to be able to see what he's saying all right write your answer down everybody everybody can play this one if you miss you're out for example this is an easy one you can just say the answer Amy Looking back in the memory of What's that? Looking back
Starting point is 01:22:42 On the memory The dance? Yeah, the dance, Garth Brooks I'm good. I'll give you the famous first line. Here we go. Johnny's daddy was taking him fishing
Starting point is 01:22:56 when he was eight years old. There you go. Johnny's daddy was taking him fission when he was eight years old. What song is that? In. Eddie, you in over there? I'm in
Starting point is 01:23:14 Lunchbox And Morgan Is struggling? Yeah I made this game for you I know I know I know the song
Starting point is 01:23:23 But it's taking me a while To sing it in my head She's trying to get around To the part right now Five seconds Your answer Morgan Uh She's in love with the boy
Starting point is 01:23:35 Incorrect Eddie I have Don't take the girl Yeah Tim McGrawl Yes lunchbox Don't take the girl Yeah Amy
Starting point is 01:23:44 Don't take the girl Morgan, I'm sorry you've been eliminated. That's okay. I'm very stressed with all these videos over here. My head's just all over the place. Okay, here we go. First line. He was working through college on my grandpa's farm.
Starting point is 01:24:04 I kind of gave you half the melody. He was working through college on my grandpa's farm. All right, I'm going to come to you guys in a few seconds. All right, lunchbox is coming over to you. He was working through college on my grandpa's farm. What you got? Strawberry wine. Correct.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Amy. Strawberry wine. Correct. Eddie? That's strawberry wine. All right, good. On my grandpa's farm. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:24:39 Creole Williams, live down a dirt road. Creole Williams live down a dirt road. You know, I'll throw you a little nugget here. Creole Williams live down a dirt road. Amy just shook me off and said don't do that. Yeah, I guess I had it. Okay, so what? We're just playing a fun game.
Starting point is 01:25:05 You're trying to win a scholarship here? Okay, I'll tell you that next time you're trying to play a game. I don't get to play mini games. I have to put the games together. It doesn't matter, Bobby. Why are you going to work up? All right. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 01:25:16 Yeah, me in the middle. Incorrect. What? Lunchbox is out. No, it's the right answer. Me in the middle. It is not. Old Georgia Pine.
Starting point is 01:25:23 No. Crio Williams did not live down a dirt road from the old Georgia Pine. Meet in the middle is the old Georgia pie But Creel Williams did not live in that town Amy Dust on the bottle Dust on the bottle Eddie Come on lunchbox
Starting point is 01:25:39 That's your jam dust on the bottle dude There you go Lift down the dirt road Made homemade wine Like nobody I know Under that Georgia Pond All right lunchbox is out We got two remaining
Starting point is 01:25:52 Here we go I saw the light I've been baptized I saw the light. I've been baptized. All right, think about that. It's the first line to what famous country song? Eddie, you in?
Starting point is 01:26:14 I'm in, bones. All right, what do you have? I have brand new man, Brooks and Dunn. Amy? Brand new man. Correct. All right. I saw the light. I've been baptized by the fire in your church and the flame in your heart.
Starting point is 01:26:27 All right, I feel like I got to go a little harder. I'm going to go level two. two now for you two, because you both are going to nail these. Baby, what do you say we just get lost? Leave this one horse town like two rebels without a cause. Baby, what do you say we just get lost?
Starting point is 01:26:50 Leave this one horse town like two rebels without a cause. Amy's singing it over there. You have it? Yeah. She took her headphones out so she wouldn't hear the game show music, leaned her head over, and she was going, whiz-o-o-o-vis-e. Except for, I don't really know that I know the title.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Yeah. Well, that's the game. I know. So you don't have it if you don't have it. She's like, I got it. I just don't know the title. No, no, no, no. The title is the answer.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Seems like a really long title right now. Okay. Eddie, are you in? Oh, boy. I'm in, but my dyslexia may have gotten me on this one. Oh, tough. Okay, let's go to Amy first. Heads, Carolina, Tales, California.
Starting point is 01:27:33 Eddie, what do you have? Okay, that's what I have. Heads Carolina, Tales, California. Head's Carolina, Tails, California is correct. Yeah, nice. Or our version we played here, Head, Steve wins the money, or tails. Steve loses his eyebrows,
Starting point is 01:27:48 and he got his eyebrows shaved early today. Okay. All right, all right. Okay, here we go. Name this first line. I remember it all very well, looking back. It was the summer I turned 18. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:28:07 I remember it all very well. Looking back, it was the summer I turned 18. Amy's got her head on her hand, her headphones out, singing gibberish. I don't know if you guys can hear her, but... Bones, can I get it one more time? Yeah, I remember it all very well, looking back. It was the summer I turned 18. I'm gonna answer in five seconds, guys.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Three, two, one answer. She had in... Thunder rolls. Incorrect. What? That's not it? That's not it? She had a need to feel the passion.
Starting point is 01:28:58 No, it is not it? No. But he rolled in her account. But that's also not thunder rolls for the record. I can't, all I could think of was, she had a need to feel of a thunder. That's not it? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 01:29:09 Say it again? I remember it all very well. Looking back, it was a summer I turned 18. Eddie, can you win this? Oh, I'm an idiot. No, mine's a guess. If I win it, it's a complete guess, but I'm going to go with don't blink.
Starting point is 01:29:22 No. Play it, play it. I was off. Fancy. I thought it was Garth's, you know, creepy song. Okay, are we ready? This one's gonna be sudden death.
Starting point is 01:29:36 Buzz in with your name when you know it. You're ready, boys and girls. Ready. She's been going out with him. She's been going out. Amy. She's in love with the boy. Incorrect.
Starting point is 01:29:48 What? No! Eddie. She's been going out with him. She's been going out with me. That's it? Yeah, it's the first line, Eddie. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:30:01 I think I gave Amy another chance. I'm going to go with X's and O's. Incorrect. Here's the song. Oh That ain't my truck Red Akins All right
Starting point is 01:30:13 Here we go Next one sudden death Y'all your name Looks like we made it Look how far we've come my baby Say your name Eddie Eddie
Starting point is 01:30:31 Eddie Eddie Eddie Say it Is this kiss Incorrect No no Okay
Starting point is 01:30:38 Ammy go Are I still in it Yeah I'll read you one more time I got it Looks like we made it Look how far we've come my baby I might have took a long way
Starting point is 01:30:48 Get there someday They said I said Let me get there But just look at it's going Ah! You still the one! Winner! Yes!
Starting point is 01:31:01 Look how far We've come out of her chair She made her bass stronger And threw her hand in the air Oh man I haven't heard this song in a while There she is And she won a scholarship. Wow, congratulations. You did. I just told what the prize went.
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Starting point is 01:34:59 Oh, yeah, it was so scary. Some guy at like 2.30 in the morning is like pounding on my door, he's ringing my doorbell, and then he runs off. And he comes back two minutes later and does. it again and he ran off again and then he did it again. And I woke up to my dog barking and going crazy and then I look at my phone and I'm watching him on my like security camera. Don't know what he wanted. I just sat in my room like afraid because I didn't
Starting point is 01:35:21 really know what to do. You think it was a kid? No. He was a grown man. I'm not sure what he was looking for. I'm not I don't think he was trying to break in because like he was showing his face. But I don't know. There'd have been no way I'd have gone back to sleep. No way. My heart would have been like the rest of the night. I was just waiting for him to coming back again, like see if he was going to try and pull something else. I didn't really know. But, yeah, I was freaked out.
Starting point is 01:35:44 I called the non-emergency line. I was like, can you guys come check this out? Because I live by me. That non-emergency line's got to be thinking, this Bobby Monshow calls us for everything. Like, lunchbox called, said there's a house party. Morgan's got somebody knocking on her door. Did what they say to you?
Starting point is 01:35:58 They told me that they'd come check it out. And then I watched everything from my camera because I was too scared to move from my bed. So I watched the cop come up at like five minutes later, and they were checking it out. And then I found out the next day, like this morning, all of my neighbors, he did it down our entire street. I wonder what was going on. Make your theory. Well, at first I thought maybe he needed help, but he wasn't like screaming.
Starting point is 01:36:21 Like, if you're smart enough, you need help, you're just screaming trying to get any attention. I don't know if he was just a little out of his mind. Wasn't sure what was going on looking for somebody but didn't know where they were is my best guess. Huh. Because nothing came of it. He didn't get into any house. And he didn't steal anything. No.
Starting point is 01:36:37 But I think he did it. He's just a little not all there. Well, is it 3-1 you guys call? No, it's a 6-8-4. It's a whole number? Yeah, it's a whole number. I did see two where police had to spend hours breaking up a 700-person house party. There you go.
Starting point is 01:36:55 How does somebody have a house party that big? I don't get it. How is the house that big? I guess they're in the backyard too? Who knows that many people? Three people were arrested after police spent nearly five hours breaking up a party in New Jersey. They contacted the homeowner. who allegedly told officers he had rented out the residence on Airbnb was hosting a large party.
Starting point is 01:37:13 The homeowner then left the area as an estimated 200 additional people arrived at the residence and the party began to grow. 700 people. All of the on-duty police officers responded as the roads in the neighborhood were shut down because more partygoers were still arriving. How do you even get the invitation to that thing? They put it out on Instagram. Oh. They just said come? Yep.
Starting point is 01:37:33 Boy, that's dangerous. You saw a chain smoker's party, didn't you? Like governors now going, hey, how do you? how is the chain smokers having a concert little house party here? Like, that's illegal. I think everybody thinks they can break the rules, but nobody else can break the rules. I saw something, I don't even know where, just a headline,
Starting point is 01:37:52 about how people don't mind hanging out or doing things as long as it's not posted on social media. So they're down for breaking it. Whereas it used to be like, anytime you're hanging out with people, you'd want to post about it. And now it's like, okay, I'll hang out with you, but nobody can post. Yeah, I guess so
Starting point is 01:38:10 So would you have called the cops on that 700 person party? I wouldn't have been anywhere near it I wouldn't have known it would happen Did you see responses to lunchboxes Yeah, I have some What's the pulse on that? Yeah, how do our listeners feel about lunchbox calling the cops? I would say it's about 60, 40, 60 that he shouldn't have done it
Starting point is 01:38:29 And 40 that are like, yeah, you should have done it So like some of them, Caleb said, You went to frickin Vegas, you don't have a right to police other people Oh. Going to Vegas is not illegal. Gathering with more people is illegal. Okay, go ahead. Nicole said, do you, boo?
Starting point is 01:38:46 These are strange times. Okay. Garrett said, no, you're a Karen. A good citizen would mind their own business. Wow. Christina said, yep, so glad you did that. Sick of people being dumb. John said, heck yeah, they're the reason we might not have football.
Starting point is 01:39:00 Yeah. They're the reason the economy's not going to open up. I couldn't be more for the economy and more for playing football, more for getting kids in schools. We're never going to get everybody in until it's all eradicated mostly. Or we're going to go back halfway, shut it down. You know, baseball is struggling with that now. Who knows if they're going to shut down?
Starting point is 01:39:20 By the way, the Marlins had a bunch of players that tested positive. And so this is Lunchbox calling. Who did you call? I called the Florida Marlins. Just the entire team here. Oh, they have that. He called the organization. Okay.
Starting point is 01:39:33 So he called and said that he and his buddy are there to help to see if they can be the team now they're, do they need players? Okay. Okay, here you go. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Good afternoon, Miami Marlins. How many address your call? Yes, ma'am. I'm just calling to see if you need some players. I'm ready to try out. Oh, yeah, let's go Marlins.
Starting point is 01:39:51 But you know, no, they'll climb if we need to. Yes, man. Jason Givelman, business man, making business deals trying to get that money. Let me tell you, I was a heck of a right fielder back when I was 12 years old. I played for the Minnesota Twins of Balconi's Little League and I have he made Balconi's Red All-Stars. And I am happy to admit I'm a man, but I am a catcher.
Starting point is 01:40:10 Yeah! Well, have a great one, okay? No, no, ma'am, ma'am, we are ready. We are ready to feel. Put me in, Coke! I've got COVID players. You need some healthy guys. We're in Nashville.
Starting point is 01:40:19 We've been in the bubble. We're ready to bubble now down in Miami. I just had my corona test and I came back negative. I'm ready to play. All right. Well, you have a great one. Whoa, whoa. Are you not taking players?
Starting point is 01:40:30 Whoa. We're not taking players. We've got a nice squad back and two, but I'm ready to go. But have a great day. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to throw him a piece of paper. Oh, here's it. Boom, I hit that.
Starting point is 01:40:40 Oh, home run! Whoa, whoa, man, man, man, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can be a pinch runner. I'm fast as lightning. Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, she hung up.
Starting point is 01:40:50 I don't know why she stuck around so long, honestly. All right. What is Ray's comment about I'm happy to admit I'm a man, but I'm a catcher? What does that even mean? Well, a lot of people say it's the wimpiest position because they have to wear all that gear. And I just said, I'm fine admitting it. I'll be the catcher. You wear all that gear.
Starting point is 01:41:06 because you have a, I don't know how fast baseballs are. I've never heard that the catcher was the wimpiest position. Why does he have shing guards, a chest protector, a mask, arm guards? He has a 90 mile per hour ball flown at him. The pitcher can get it hit right back at him 90 miles an hour. This Elvis impersonator sang for 51 hours.
Starting point is 01:41:26 Broke the world record. He did the straight. Here's audio of this guy singing. It's my one never come home. Can you imagine how we're like 48? A hunk, hunker burning love. Yeah, so there he goes. He's 52 years old.
Starting point is 01:41:47 He had previously broken the record for the longest Elvis Presley singing marathon, but then it was broken by somebody else. But 51 hours. Look at that guy. That's what's up. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody. Bobby Bowles.
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