The Bobby Bones Show - Secret Financial Accounts + Crazy In-Law Stories + Lunchbox Guesses Listener's Weight

Episode Date: December 7, 2017

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Come on, Bob. Let me ask you a question. This is weird, and I think you'll probably go, oh, once it sets in. Is there anybody that you follow on Instagram, and you feel like you're probably way better friends with than you're, but you're really not? You just see them and you watch them and you're like, you feel like you know them better than you do. Yeah. And you kind of wish you did. Like, is there anyone like that?

Yeah. Who for you? Oh, me. I'm super close with Karen Fairchild. There you go. Yeah, we're, I mean, we talk all the time. Like, um. From Little Big Tag.

On comments or in stories, you know. Yeah. Like, um, or likes. We have a really good relationship. Is there anybody in lunchbox that you watch? You don't follow anybody. No, but my wife... Lexbox follows zero people on Instagram.

She follows Carly from The Bachelor. Yeah. And she thinks they are best friends. She's never met the woman in her life. And she's like, oh my gosh, Carly was doing it. And I'm like, you've never met her. You've never talked to her. She's like, but we would be best.

And she talks to me all about her life. She thinks they are best friends. And she lives here and she lives in Nashville. And she's like, one day, one day, watch. We're going to be friends because I follow her on Instagram and our personalities are the same. Isn't that amazing? Because I'll tell you mine in a second. But here, you can call us, if you have one, where you follow somebody and you're like,

oh, like, I have this bond with him. They don't even know it. The number is 877-77 Bobby. That's phone number. Eddie, anybody that you follow? Not really. I mean, if I had to pick one, it'd be like Chris Jansen. Like, I feel like I'm on the road with him every weekend because he comes a lot on the road.

And he doesn't come off the road. That's right. Yeah. Mine is Jaron Johnson from Cadillac 3. Like, his kid, Jude the dude, the dude, his kid's name? Yeah. And Jude, he's just a baby. And he's lived like two lives, the rock and roll life and the dad life.

Yeah. And so it's like... And I know Jaron, but I don't know him as well as I feel like I do from Instagram. Like, I feel like we're best friend. So that's the lead singer The Cadillac 3. And yeah, I'm like, oh, dude, I took a picture today. I got to talk back to her sometimes, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Morgan number two, do you have anybody that you, because you're the young demo? What do you got over there? Johnny Kardashian? No. Honestly, I think like my number one would probably be like, honestly, Amy. I followed her before. And like I was like, oh, we could totally get along if we hung out before. Like, just following her through socialism working.

And do you get along? Yeah, we get along. There you go. There you. Yeah. That's what happened. Yeah. Oh, I was so wrong.

Cassidy, who do you follow on Instagram where you feel like you know them better than you really do? Cassidy, I know you there. Hi. Hi, sorry. Yeah, go ahead. I followed Lauren Aiken's on Instagram, and I swear we're best friends. Oh, Thomas Rett's wife. Yes, Thomas Rett's wife. They do a good job.

They do a good job of being, like, personal on there. That's good. That's a good one. Thank you for the call. Brooke in Phoenix City, Alabama. Who you follow one that you're like, I feel like I'm their friend. Oh my goodness, all of you guys. I feel like you're my best friend, Amy's my best friend, Eddie.

It's kind of weird. Like I know everything about your life. Well, I appreciate that. Not lunchbox, though. Yeah. It's cool. Last night. Oh, so wrong we had to make it's all right.

Well, it's got to keep her on this home cold but light. We didn't get drunk last And we didn't get Yeah, to make it so right Thank you for all the calls All of our Instagrams are up on bobbybones.com You follow the Jaron? The Jaron right now

The Jaron. And that song's a jam to me, right? Let's be serious. What's that thing? Bobby Bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. You know who rules?

The girls rule the world. Old people. A whole people rule. An Oklahoma man still out pumping gas, greeting customers, working on tires. He's got a service station. He's 93 years old. His name is Nelson Bowles. He gets up 5 in the morning, working until after dusk.

And he's like, I wouldn't have it any other way. He's 93. He said, I made it in my mind. I'm going to live till I die. Boom. That's awesome. You know who rules old people. That's awesome.

There you go, Nelson. I see you. I time for positive. sensitivity here on your Thursday. Tell me something good. A California bride has become the fourth woman in her family to get married in the handmade dress that her great grandmother made in wore in her wedding back in 1931. Wow.

So, yeah, now four women in this family have worn it. So I guess there's probably pressure. Pressure? Yeah. For the next person that gets married, like, aren't you going to wear a great groom in his wedding dress? I don't want to wear Gertrude's wedding dress. I guess I have to, though. Her name's not Gertrude.

It's Maria. No, everybody old Gertrude. online. Lunchbox, what do you have? Tell me something good. Public schools have started this cool thing called sharing tables. So, you know, let's say you bring your lunch to school and Jimmy looks in there goes, man, I don't really want my carrots. Instead of throwing them away, you put them on the sharing table and then say a kid's hungry,

and go get them off the sharing table and eat those carrots. That's what carrot. That is cool. How about this one? So they're at Applebee's and a vet just came back from Afghanistan, and it's him and like 19 friends are celebrating his return. and an anonymous couple bought everybody's dinner to visit the table and then peace out. Love that.

So awesome. Yeah, they're like, goodbye. I don't need any recognition, but thank you for serving. And bought it and covered the tab. Do we know anybody named any of these four names? Do we know anybody named these four names? Blanche?

I don't know Blanch's. Myrtle. No Myrtle. They're all fictional. Blanche, Golden Girls, Mertle the Turtle. You know, they're all, but not real. Right, right? Olga.

I know an Olga. You do? Y'all stop. Calca compost. That's right. You all do. Thank you. Yeah.

And Rhonda. I know Ronda. You do? Yeah, but she's older. Yeah. I know Ronda, but I'm always asking for help. And the thing is, she never gives it to me. Help me, Rhonda.

Help me. I had no idea. I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, I got you, I got it too. I did it. I did, but I was. Help me, Rhonda. Yeah.

Get her out of me. my heart. There you go. Yeah. For boys. These are the names that are not naming boys anymore. Dick.

But isn't that Richard? Or it can just be Dick. Yes. My name is Bobby. It's not Robert. Okay. My real name is Bobby. And if your name's Dick, well, that sucks.

You're gone. Homer. I do not know a Homer. I have a cousin named Homer. You do? Yep. Is he Airport Homer? No, that's not.

Nope. That's Bethel. Oh. Rudolph. What? What? Don't know those guys No

Yeah Of all those Okay pick Amy, you have the girl You have to pick your daughter And you have the name or something Either Blanche, Mertl, Olga, or Rhonda Mertl

Really? Yeah I'd probably go Olga I don't know Olga Okay Would you go, Dick? Why are you saying that with such emphasis? He's just reading the names, Amy

Rudolph or Willard Willard? Willard? And I call him Willard? I call him Rudy. I do a dick. Yeah? Yeah. And then what do you call him? Dick. Hey, Dick! Come there.

Then everybody comes? What? Dick. What? Stop. You all are so... No, it does. It says with the paper. Stop. Y'all are so mature. I was going to say they're so mature. Thank you.

Thank you. They say we check our phones. They say we check our phones 85 times. the day. Over or under? Because I'm way over, man. There's 85. I do it an hour, probably. Wow. 85 times a day, Amy? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure I do. That just

seems like a lot. You just don't realize how many times you involuntarily check it. Over under. I'm over. Lunchbox? I would say under. I'm not a big phone guy. I'll leave it there if it rings, but sometimes I'll use it just to text. Do you talk on your

phone? Yeah, or if I get a text message. But besides that, I don't really check Eddie over under? Over. Yeah, I think I look at it way more than I think I do. Yeah. I think I might talk on the phone

one time a day, maybe. I FaceTime probably seven. I might talk one time a day. And he texts only if someone sends him something with a question mark. No, Amy will send me a statement and expect a response.

Oh, no, you don't need a response. Hey, Eddie, I'm doing good today. It's cool. Nothing. I got nothing to say. Right. But I don't text you. that. I get that that's a statement, but sometimes I'll text something. And so

what I do now is I just start adding question marks, even if it doesn't make sense. So I'm doing good today, question mark, question mark. I also now talking emojis, which makes life much easier even to end conversations. Because sometimes it's hard to end a text that's going back and forth. And you can tell when both of you want to end it,

but you can't, because you kind of get... I was talking with Jaron from Cadillac 3, the Cadillac 3. Yes. And we were going back and forth And you can tell both of us want to stop texting each other, but there was a natural out. So we both did you do the peace-on emojis, and that was it. So that's my new thing.

When I'm done, it's like piece-in emoji. That means- Oh, I like that better than when you just go, bye. Yeah, I hated the bye. Why? That's the thing. No, because we would talk to, or text it for two seconds, and then you go, bye. I'm like, bye-e.

The first air taxi lifted off in Dubai. Like a car that goes, No, lies? No way. The autonomous air taxi lifted off. It's their maiden flight. And right now the prince is using it. Of course.

But they think another few years, this thing will be available for public use. Oh my goodness. Can you imagine? It would be awesome. Can you imagine the not traffic? Yeah. Really? Can you imagine?

There'll be different lanes, but upper and lower instead of just side to side. That's why buildings go up instead of wide, because you can build more. Wow. I already put one on order. I'm going to get it in 2037. Eddie's our video producer. Eddie kind of sits way to my right. Like if I were to reach my arm out straight to the right, that's where Eddie is.

So he's in my kind of peripheral to my right side. And Eddie was talking about Raymond. Again, Raymond's in the glass room. These are all the producers. They have their little talks. There's like us radio talk, on air talkers, and all the producers have the little talks. Yeah. And Eddie's like, you know what?

I think Raymond needs a raise. I was like, that's interesting you think that. I mean, the guy works nonstop. The other day I was here until about 3 o'clock. And he had gone home and I was like, okay, he usually goes home about 11. He comes back at one and he's got a whole different other shift going. on. He probably stays here until about another three hours. Now I would agree that a lot of you guys deserve

raises. Yes. Oh, yeah. But then Eddie throws out there, how many hours is Raymond work versus lunchbox? Yeah, that was his whole point. Oh. Well, I needed a drastic comparison. Yeah. Yeah, and you don't compare it. What were you doing up your old three? Well, whoa, that's the he asked about Raymond versus lunchbox. Yeah, leave me out of this one.

Oh, I mean, I have no idea. How many hours a day do you think you work? Oh, probably seven hours a day. Interesting. Yeah. Doing what? We do the show. And then you got to do the prep outside of the show. Raymond, how many do you work? Brian?

I got to go for 12 a day, I'd say. I mean, that's easy. So do you think, Eddie, what is your suggestion? We take some from lunch and give to Ray? Yeah, I mean, Ray definitely puts in more hours. So I would take a little bit of lunch as money. I mean, because you've got to think, like, how much do I make an hour? You know, and if lunchbox is only working, you know, seven, I would have debated.

Me too. I would, like, five and a half, six, maybe tops. Sometimes he does lunch walking and stuff. Sometimes. Yeah, it's about 30 minutes. And then Ray ends up editing the audio No, he doesn't edit the audio Oh, okay

Well The question is Do we take from lunch to get to Raymond Amy? No, that's not how it works Oh That's not how it works I would love for Ray to get a raise

But you don't take from lunchbox Okay Okay, tomorrow we're going to do the comparison to you Because all you do is Like I came up here yesterday After my business meeting Guess who's still up here playing craps Eddie?

Is he playing craps again? He's like, dude I just want a lot of money Eddie always finds a way to say, I was up here till three, or I was up here till three. Oh, no. He just slid it in that he was up here till three. I'm always here till three. Yeah, but you're not like working till three.

Okay, yes I am. Are you? Yes. Okay. Was he playing craps, NLR? He told me I want a lot of money. When's I playing craps, NLR? At that moment?

You can't ask NLR by the way. At that moment, no, you were not. But you told me you were. And then he's just in here talking to the sports guy just, you know, I'll tell him. Definitely kills time. Yeah. Yeah. I would to have had two kids at home.

No, that's not why I do it. No, but I would, no, too. I would do that too. No, that's not why I work for. This is a fun place compared to going home. I get it, Eddie. I understand. There's the Luke Combs song, when it rains, it pours.

You want 100 bucks with a scratch-off? If you want 100 bucks today on a scratch-off ticket, what would you do with the 100 bucks? Today. Lunchbox. That's easy. Reinvest. Oh, you buy more scratch-offs. That's what it's meant to do.

So if you want 100 bucks, you'd want a hundred bucks, We would buy more scratch-offs. Yes, hoping to hit it big because $100 is nice, but $50,000 or $1,000 or $25,000 a year for life, that's even better. There it is. And I want $100 bucks on a scratch-off ticket. Amy, you went $100 on a scratch-off ticket today. There's this vegan jacket at free people.

There's a vegan jacket? You can eat it? No, that's cool. It's not real leather. So if you get hungry and you're not that cold, you just eat the sleeve? No, it's pleather. Oh, okay. Get it?

So it's, also way cheaper. It actually is, like, just some. under $100, $98, I think, I'd go buy that. Eddie, you want $100 on a scratch off ticket? What do you do with it? I would love to buy some cool sunglasses, but let's be real. I'm just going to go to Chuckie Cheese and throw $100 on that. So the kids can go.

Pizza, games, probably a picture of beer for daddy. Yeah, yeah. And I want a hundred bucks on a scratch on ticket. I'm going to buy a pair of shorts. These Nike elite shorts are pretty expensive workout shorts. but these, these shoes, they're like 70 bucks. They're awesome. What makes them so elite?

Nike Elite. Because, I believe they're called Elite. Just the texture and the fit. Like, I have one pair, and I'm like, I got to buy more. Someone gifted me a pair, and I love them, and I'm just too lazy to buy them. Oh, yeah, they look cool, too. Yeah, it's like, whoa. A box in them, and they don't chafe my buttocks, which is awesome.

So that's what I would do. I want a hundred bucks on a scratch, I'll take it off two, 12 packs, and a take a gas. So Luke Combs just does weather songs, huh? Yeah, he's the weather guy. Do you know what his next single is going to be? Hold on a wait, minute, hold. So the first one was a hurricane, and this one's when it rains, it pours. If he's not careful, he's going to be the weather guy.

Okay. So what's the next single? Partly cloudy with a chance of love. Is it really? No, I have no idea. Eddie now we're having this conversation. Make news, y'all. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Eddie was the person who said this about Luke Combs' songs. And then I said partly cloud, Claudia with a chance of heartbreak. Yeah. So we totally just shifted each other. That's how we worked, though. And I want to hunt butts on a scratch on.

What do you think the next single's going to be, I thought it was going to be cloudy with a chance of love or whatever you said. Oh, yeah? Farley cloudy. No, I would say high humidity on the dance floor. I'm hoping. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mine's fog on a set. Monday morning. Dang. What's that mean? Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Chicago, Illinois.

A 19-year-old man bust into a business at 6 a.m. Two people work, and he pulls out a gun says, give me your wallet, give me your phone. They hand over their stuff. He goes to put the gun back in his waistband, and boom! Shot himself right in the...

What? Yeah. And so does he try to run away? Oh, no, no, no, he asked him to call 911. Oh, no. Oh, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. How humiliating. All right, somebody on the show told me this.

I'm going to keep it as a blind item because I don't want to get them in trouble. Amy, I'll let you tell it. Tell the in-law story. Okay, so in-laws don't eat very healthy, and they try to do the right thing to make a, you know, create a healthy meal for someone coming over. And they made broccoli, and they were super excited about it. but they doused it in butter and velvita cheese. So then person is like, I got to eat it because they're being nice.

But, I mean, it definitely made them sick because they just, like, don't eat that way. So the thought was there that they tried to be kind and eat it anyway. And they're like, how can they not get that butter, tons of butter and velvita cheese is not healthy? So they don't like their in-laws food. Yeah, yeah.

It's multiple situations just like that. Lauren and Fayetteville, North Carolina. Hey. Hey, good morning. What do you think about this in-law story? Good morning. So my in-law, she is divorce day, and she is finally moving into her own house. And she keeps asking me for decorative style advice.

And I don't like anything that she does in her house. And I feel so bad. And so I just have to choose the least ugly of all the options. So she's picked out a lot of ugly stuff. You just go least ugly. Right. Oh, that's funny. Ah, thank you.

Hey, appreciate you. It's awkward. So what is it about your in-laws that drive you crazy? Let's go to Amber in Wilmington, North Carolina. Hey, Amber. Hi, good morning. Thanks for calling. What you want to say?

I feel terrible saying it, but my family that I married into is from the South. I'm not. And every time that we go to leave, my father-in-law makes my daughter give her a kiss, like you make her give him a kiss on the list and like she's so uncomfortable and I feel so bad but he'll be like come and give me some sugar leaning back but he like won't let her go until she gives her a kiss goodbye and I don't know how to like say that's so funny that's funny I appreciate you that's so funny that's a good call lunchbox kisses his dad on the lips Amber did you No. He does. Absolutely. Kissed my mom, my dad.

Yeah, no problem. Oh, well. Yeah, it's pretty. I think it's weird, too. Thank you for the call. Amy, you're up. Give me an in-law story. My in-laws are great. All right, there you go. Lunchbox. Give me an in-law story.

Man, my mother-in-law just likes to make things awkward. I don't know if she's trying to flirt with me or what, but she said, come on. Oh, my gosh. Everybody's trying to put you. She just says things like, last time I was around her, she just, randomly goes, I know you don't like me. Oh, like a third grader would be like, yeah, like I don't know what you're talking. Like she just makes things awkward. Does she hit you to make you like her?

No, she just goes. And then I was like, no, I like you. I don't know. And then later that, I know you don't like me. It's cool. What? It's just like things like that. That's what I'm saying.

She does that all the things like that that make just awkward. And it's like, okay. We got some more on the phones too. We're going to grab some of these in a second. Hold on. We got a good one. Hold on. Talking about what's annoying about your in-laws.

Hey, Josh and Tampa, good morning. Hey, good morning, guys. Thanks for calling. What you got for me? My in-laws are super sweet people, but they probably have the worst taste in food I've ever seen. Like, their tastebook, they're just broken. Are they just old, though?

No, no, not all of them. Like, her brother is not that old. And I made homemade, homemade slow-smoked ribs, my own spice rub. At the end, I caramelized my own homemade barbecue sauce on the end. and they took them to the fridge and they literally grabbed ketchup and mustard and slathered them all over them

and my heart broke a little bit. Listen, just being the guy, objective guy, Josh, maybe your ribs aren't that good, bro. What? I know, I'm just saying, like, you can't hate the rib either. I might have to send you some. I don't know. Okay, now we're talking, Josh.

Hey, anyway, I appreciate you for listening, buddy. Thank you very much. See you, Josh. I'm just giving you a hard time, but it might be you. All right. Ashley in Muskegon, Michigan, thank you for calling. Hey, Bobby.

What's happening? Well, I have, this is just one of many in-law stories that I have. So my mother-in-law told me on our fifth wedding anniversary this July, she said the only good thing that came out of this marriage was my grandkids. Oh. Damn. Oh, no. Yeah.

Oh. And the funny thing is, we actually, we were young when we had our son, and then our daughter came a year and a half later. We had them both before we got married, so it makes it even better. Oh, man. Well, listen, she may not, but I appreciate you. I appreciate you, and I just bought your book, Bobby.

I'm so excited to read it. Thank you very much. It's a real treat, I tell you. That book's a real treat. I can't wait. All right. Hey, give me a review after you finish it. Call me back.

I will. Thanks, Bobby. Bye, bye, bye. Have a good day. Eddie, you got to go. You're the last one. Oh, yeah, man, no, mine are great. Are your in-laws?

Yeah, they're awesome. Eddie and I are both. They're great. No, really. Honestly, like mine... So Amy and Eddie had nothing. Zero. Hey, lunchbox, thanks for being honest.

Yeah. That's why you're my boy. Thank you. That's why you're my boy. Okay, what do you have to say by my in-laws? Hey, hey, just lunchbox and Bobby's mics are up now. Anything you want to say lunchbox? Man, it feels good to be so awesome.

Thanks for me and my boy, Bobby. Hey, it's my boy over there. Everybody's mics are off. Gather around the iPhone. I'm about to bring to you the eighth wonder of the world. He's got hair in spots I've never seen before. Ladies gentlemen, love. Welcome, no, wait, guest.

Lunchbox There are Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Katie and Arkansas Who Hello Hey stop by the Spite up Hey on Katie Hi Katie Good morning

Good morning Hey where are you calling from I'm calling from Moralton Arkansas Ah no it well How about this Lunchbox will guess Your weight

Within 5 pounds And if he doesn't I'll give you a prize Okay All right All right So He only has a few seconds

To ask you questions And if he asks you Anything like How much do you weigh don't answer that question, okay? Okay. All right, cool. Here we go. Let's Fox you're on. What is her name? Katie. Katie, what type of shoes do you wear to work? Comfy shoes. How many hours in day do you sit down? Probably about five. How tall are you? Five, three.

Time is up. I'm sorry. You need to guess her weight within five pounds. That's easy. Comfy shoes. She chills. She only weighs about 130. 130. What do you weigh? 13. One down. One guy. Katie, I hope you have a great day in those comfy shoes at work. Dang. Dang.

All right, let's bring on Deanna in New York. Hi, Deanna. Deanna. Dina. Deanna. Three, two, one. Goodbye. Oh, we lost her.

Oh, man, that was a good one, too. How about Hannah in Cedar Rapids? Hi. Hi, Hannah. Thank you for calling. Would you like to play? Lunchbox guesses your weight? Yes, please. All right. What kind of soap do you use in the shower?

For body soap, I use dove. And what's your favorite candy bar? I'm going to say Butterfingers. How many times do you get on a scale per week? Every day. What is your job? So you have to guess our weight within five pounds. It's Hannah and Cedar Rapids.

She likes the Butterfinger, but she's still worried about her weight because she gets on the scale every single. single day. Go ahead. She can't weigh more than 114. 114. What do you weigh, Hannah? I'm 113.

Yeah. 113 is not more than 114, just like I said. Woo! Okay. Yeah. Just like you said. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Let me grab one more. Man, Hannah, have a great day. Chrissy and the Lou. What are, Chrissy? Hi. How are you? Good. How are you?

I'm really good. Have we ever spoken before? No, we haven't. Okay, just making sure so people don't think I'm putting on a bunch of cousins or something. Lunchbox, go ahead. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell. Who is your favorite country artist?

Kenny Chesney. And your favorite movie of all time? Across the universe. How old are you? Oh, I'm sorry, time's out. Times out. Lunchbox, the name's Chrissy from St. Louis. Listen, if she likes Kenny Chesney, she likes the beach.

She got to keep in shape. 127. 127. Christy, what do you weigh? 125. Oh, my goodness. He's three for three. He's three for three.

He's three for three. He's amazing, folks. That was good, dude. Three for three. So there's this whole story from Business Insider about successful people and the things that they do and what they have in common.

They talk to all these successful people. They're like, hey, you know, list your things that you dedicate your energy to. And so here you go. When they have free time, they all do that. First of all, what are you guys doing your free time? I got it. Go ahead.

Lanchoac. Nap. Nap. Okay. Got to be rested to be successful. What do you do in your free time, Amy? I like to walk with my husband. I mean, I have other things on.

I didn't laugh. They're laughing. Free time. That's cool. Eddie, what are you doing your free time? Go outside. Something outside. Park.

Anything. The number one thing that really successful people do is reflect. They keep a journal. They write. I've tried that. It doesn't say much. What am I going to reflect on? Yeah, like, when I've got on trips, like, you know, they feel like I'm going to have this deep discovery.

Like, I went to Kenya for two weeks, and I took a journal. Like, a weekend. I had, like. Doodles. Yeah. Just like, I was drawing. Number two is napping. Yeah!

Oh, good one. Rest and creativity. Walking is at three. What? That's me. Reading. And then experimentation. Er?

Oh. Dang, that's none of us. What do you mean? I experiment. Like how? What? With different activities? What?

I don't think that's what it means. What does it mean? I think it's trying out your thing. Being okay with failure. And I read too, so I'm good. I read the internet. You read books as well. I read the internet.

I read Instagram. Hey, Philibout sending a baby to the carpractor. I know people that do it. A baby. Yeah, I know people, their babies are so little and they go see like a holistic doctor that also pops their back. Witch doctor, craziness. What? No, I really don't think it's crazy.

Here's the phone number. 877-77 Bobby. Would you let your baby go to a chiropractor? Here's a four-day-old. Oh, wow. Four days old? Oh, don't be a judge now. No, not.

I'm just like, I was like a newborn. Daughter wasn't sleeping. Listen to this. He cracks her back. It'll look more than that. Because she's so flexible, I'm going to have to get some extension in her spine. Okay. I'm going to take that contact there like that. I have to, unfortunately, just extend her a little bit to get it in the right place. That's why you...

That's why you quit. Hey, darling. Hey. Hey, it's okay, boo-boo. I just broke all your spine. It's okay. And now is she sleeping? I don't know. I haven't watched her. There better be an update, surely. Wow.

So you're cool with that? I'm totally cool with it. What? Yeah. What do you mean? What? Did you hear that baby? Yeah.

Do you know what happens when you pop your spine? A baby spine? No. We all have spines. When you pop your spine, it makes a popping sound. I feel like it's a natural way of. Yeah, but obviously it hurt the baby because it cried. Or it scared the baby.

Yeah. I mean, you don't know that it was, I think he did it. Or the baby poop. There's a lot of things like baby cry. Yeah. Baby was hungry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of a sudden.

You inject your baby with shots. of whatever, and this is a natural way. I do not saying you. I'm saying we in general. Like, why not embrace something more natural? Call us. Chiropractors for babies. Oh, boy.

They take this baby into the chiropractor, and they're like, okay, baby, we're going to crack your back. Again, this baby is four days old. Here. Because she's so flexible, I'm going to have to get some extension in it. It's fine. I'm going to take that contact there like that.

I have to, unfortunately, just extend her a little bit to get it in the right place. That's why you decrease. Think of the nads on this chiropractor to break a baby. Like, that's risky. Big time. I don't care how good you are. That's a baby.

Hello. Sam in Arkansas, what do you think about this baby at the chiropractor? I don't like that idea. I've been to the chiropractor myself once, ironically, to try to induce myself into labor because I was past due, but they put your head in like this chokehold wrestling move kind of thing and like crack your neck. And I thought that this guy was going to kill me. And I would not want them to do that to my precious little fragile baby.

I hear you right there. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. All right. Amanda in Baton Rouge. Thank you for calling Amanda. I actually my daughter when she was four weeks old she was diagnosed with bad acid reflux and the doctor gave her a bunch of medicine and it didn't work it and didn't work

so I had a friend suggested me to take her to the chiropractor and she didn't pop her like that she used other little methods but after about four weeks twice a week she was pretty much cured of her acid reflux wow I was stopping Amy Amy reacted none to the other one she's like amazing Amanda appreciate you Thank you. Thank you. Let's go one one. Hey, Megan and Indiana.

Hey, guys. So my little brother, I'm 30. He's like six now. But my little brother, when he was like first born, he had a whole bunch of stomach issues. And then as he got older, he was like walk on his tiptoes and stuff. He's been going to the chiropractor since he was like two months old. And he's totally like all his symptoms have gone away.

So I'm like totally for it. Wow. You're a believer. I'm a believer. It was amazing. Like he used to cry consistently just through the whole day because of his stomach issues and everything. And probably, like the other girl said, like four to six weeks after they started taking him, he just stopped. Like all he didn't have to change formula, nothing.

Like, it totally healed him. All right. Well, I appreciate that call. Appreciate you. Thanks, Bobby. Stop. No, I said, no. Did you hear that baby?

I did. Of course. It's going to scare the baby. That didn't sound like a giggle to me. It's not a scare. Well, how do you know? The baby doesn't talk. Hey, who's like babies?

Good point. Me, who hasn't? Okay. Me? Yeah, okay. So what I'm going to do, the game's tough. I just give you a word, and you have to be able to sing a line, a famous line of a song with the word. Okay?

And you have, like, you know, five to seven seconds to figure out the song. Are you ready? And you'll go first, okay? Your word is, and you have, just, you have. Just again, five seconds, seven seconds. Okay. Your word is a green. I need you to sing a song.

Take you for a ride on a big green tractor. Make it go slow. Make it go faster. That is. Good job, Amy. What job, baby? Welcome to the game. Wait for the cue.

Okay. We're figuring out the game as we go here. Okay. All right. Lunchbox, you're up. Yeah. Your word is truck. Think about that.

Okay. What song can you sing with the word truck in it? And three? Two. Oh, truck! Yeah! Trump! Yeah!

I'll accept that. That's close. I'll accept that. I was waiting for his cue. He said three, two, and then he didn't say one. Then I turned the music down. All right? Okay.

Eddie, ready? Let's go. Your word to sing a song with is dance. Life's a dance. Wait for your cue. You just scolded him. Yes. Okay, you've been warned.

Yellow card. Just like the U.S. I'm not talking. Waiting for my Q. All right. Eddie, go ahead. Life's a dance. You learn as you go.

Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow. Everybody. There it is. Now it's getting heated. We got to have some uniform here. Wait until your cue. Come on, Eddie.

You're almost out of the game. Goodness. You've been worn, Eddie. Yes. Yellow card. Got it. Yellow card? Yeah.

Because if it was missed, like the U.S. Will not be getting in the World Cup. Oh, hey to bring that up. That's dumb. Amy, your word is boy. B-O-I-boy. And go. You got the boy and I got the man.

Oh, Dana Kramer. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever that song was. What was that song? You got the boy, I think. And I got the man. I think it's I got the boy, you got the man.

No, she's saying I got the man. No. Lunchbox is going to be right. No. Because it's like, I got the boy and you got the man. Yeah. Not you got the boy. Oh, I'm sorry.

Wait, what? You've been eliminated. Oh, my goodness. It's called I Got the Boy is the name of the song. That's right. Lunchbox beat Amy in a music. Unbelievable. He challenged her in one.

Wow. Man, oh, yeah. All right, Amy, you're eliminated. Lunchbox, are you ready? Hold on her. I'm ready. I need you to sing a song with the word heart in it. Okay?

I need you to sing a song with the word heart in it. Think about it. Heart. All right. Go ahead. My heart will go on. Bad melody, but I'll accept it. Selangy on the heart will go on.

I'll accept that. I'll accept that. Eddie. Come on. Your song is kiss. Now, like a smoot. Like a kiss, all right? Your song is kiss.

Can you sing a song with the word kiss in it? And go. Kiss me. The mouth of beer and barley. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, man, that was good. It's funny you'd think it's beer and barley. It's not. It's bearded barley. That was beer, oats, barley. He got the context of his word right. Okay.

Just checking. Yeah, Amy, don't hate the word. Amy, you have a warning off the film? Dang. That's the coach warning. You're going to be sick of the locker room. Yeah. I don't care.

Okay. What do you really do? Lunch bars. Yeah, I do. Your word is boots. Okay, boots. You have five seconds. Boots.

It has to be plural. Boots. I got, okay. And go. I got dirt on my boots. It's your party. I don't know how to do. Dirt on the boots.

You know? Dirt on my boots. I accept it. I got a little dirt on my boots. Okay, okay, yeah, I accept, I accept it. I didn't know if boot scoot and buggy would have been, because it doesn't say boots. Okay, Eddie.

I think how you just ignored it. Your word is burn. Burn. Burn. You have five seconds. You need a song with the word burn in it. All right, go ahead. And it burn, burn, burn, burn.

The ring of fire. The ring of fire. All right, lunchbox. Yeah. Your word is, girl. You have five seconds. Take Tommy Thompson. You've been warned because you didn't take a five seconds.

You said go. And go. Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best friend, Bo. Don't take the girl as long as she don't go. I mean, you're just butchering these songs. What was the word? Girl.

Girl. Good job. I had to get the don't take the girl part. Eddie, your word is broke. B-R-O-K-E. You have five seconds to sing the word broke. Broke. All right, Eddie, go ahead.

All right, here we go. Yep. I'm broke. Like a spoke. He went the music game. How does this walk? Look at this guy. I feel like I was cheated.

You're now limited in the next game What? Yeah. Red card! Red card! Okay! Red card! So your husband and wife is probably lying to you about money.

You're married, husband, your wife. So what happened is they're talking to people. And they were like, first of all, yeah, I have secretly spent way more than I was supposed to. Secondly, they discovered that a lot of people had secret credit cards. That their husbands or wives didn't know about. and I'm how did you be married? I'm not married.

I'm the only one that's not married of like the four of us that sit around here. I'm like, how do you be married and not know? How do you be married and lie? No, no, no. It's just not telling

about the credit card. No, no, no. Lying is omission is lying. Okay. So sometimes women can't shop as much as they want to.

So maybe they get like a Target card. Like they're checking out at Target innocently. And Target's like, hey, would you like to save 5% by opening up a red card? And you're like, well, I'd love to save 5%. I'm actually saving us money. So then you open it maybe with the intent of canceling it. And then you still have it, you know? And then that intent never happened.

I'm just speaking for other people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to open the phone. So I want a big call. If you ever busted somebody, Like your husband or your wife that had like a credit card or you found a bunch of money they were hiding from you? Ooh.

There we go. The Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone. The article says that husbands and wives are hiding money or they're hiding credit cards or they're hiding. Susan and Austin, thank you for calling. Yeah, so my husband, a few years ago, I found out that he had three credit cards I didn't know about. And then when I looked at the statement, it was about $15,000 worth of credit card charges. Huh.

Now, was it before you got married? Some of it was from before we got married, but it was only from, like, maybe a year before, and we'd been together for about six years before. Wow. So why was he hiding it from you? He said that he thought that he could eventually take care of it, that he was making payments on them and he just, it was his pride, basically man pride. He didn't want.

Wow. He didn't want to tell me. And, yeah, that was it. It was just pretty much a pride thing. Are you still together? Yeah, uh-huh. Look at you. It'd be tough for me.

The dishonesty thing's tough. It's not just the money. It's the dishonesty thing. Hey, Brittany and Virginia, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling the show. Tell me your story. Well, I found out that my husband had been hiding about $22,000 from me one year.

Wait, like straight cash, hiding it, like, just put it somewhere you didn't know about? Under the bed? He has separate, well, at the time, we had separate accounts. And basically, I found out later on I had to go through his account and basically went back and added it up and it was $22,000. You got to be kidding me. What was he going to do with it? Um, like the other story, it was basically pride. I thought it was basically a paychecks.

And little did I know he was getting money from his grandmother. But it sounds like there was something he was, maybe he was going to buy you a ring. Or buy you like it's, maybe buy you something pretty. Ooh, down payment on a house. Oh, ooh. Oh, yeah. We have two children. So it could have been used for a lot of things that we could have been on very nice vacations with our children.

Are you still with them? No. Yes. And oh yes. Now there is no two account. There is only one and he does not have access to my account. Dang. Wow. The rules have now been putting in place. Hey, I appreciate you. Appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you for calling with your story. I'm going to do one more. Hey, Christy in Nashville. You are on the air. Christy, tell me your story. Hi, I'm a first-time caller. Hey, buddy.

All right. What happened? So basically my husband and I were getting ready to buy a house and we were going through the mortgage process. And during our interview, the mortgage processor started asking questions about our credit cards. And you know, we had one here and one there. And then he brings up this $650 balance. And my husband just melted. He had a Best Buy card for $650 that I never knew anything about until we tried. to get this mortgage for a house.

Oh my goodness. He was caught to like, you had him. You had him. Like, he'd been buying TVs and video games, and you have them right there. I totally had him. He couldn't even deny it at that point. Dang. Thank you for calling.

Appreciate you. See? Those calls alone proved to you. Everybody's hiding something. No, I'm. Me and are because it's all women. Oh, that's true. That's true.

I was going to move on from this whole topic of husbands and wives hiding money from each other. And the name he goes, as we can see, it's all husbands hiding money from their wives. I know. Fair statement, because it was. But Michael's on in North Carolina. Oh, okay. And Michael has an interesting story because Michael, you both were hiding money?

Yes, we were. Tell me what happened. All right, man. I was working side jobs in the AC business. I saved up $10,000 and bought her this huge engagement ring. And when I gave it to her, she felt so embarrassed because she had been spent $6,000 on, like, Duny and Burke, books and things like that. So while you were saving to buy her an engagement ring,

she was saving to buy her purses. That's exactly right. Yeah, you got her, dude. I bet she loved that ring, huh? Yeah, I did. I was going to buy a Harley, but she was way more important. See? That's right.

He sacrificed the Harley. I like this guy. Hey, Michael, appreciate you, buddy. Thanks, man. All right, have a nice day. Oh, you too. Look at that, dude, right there. Ask the question all out, Amy.

Oh, well, I was just looking at some old school pictures of Garth Brooks, and it made me think, like, back in the day, the radio people were probably interviewing him and hanging out with them and doing stuff not really knowing he was going to be the goat, Garth Brooks. I'm like, who's going to be that of like our time? Like these people that come in our studio and we see them play for the first time, like, who's going to grow up to be the Garth-ish? Eric Church, because he did a different, Sam Hunt, because he did it way different and just sold. and people don't give Sam Hunt credit, not any for his music, but for just being like, to heck with the system.

Like, you want a rule breaker? Like, that dude's just like, I don't care what people think, and that's a big part of it. Wow. Okay. Those are the people that I gravitate to, people that just don't care about rules.

Because there are none. You make your own rules, and it's a good question. Yeah. Who would you put on the list? Who will we like that in 15 years ago? Wow. I think Luke Brian,

I mean, he's just killed it. He's killed it. I think he's the man right now and will continue to be. I think Rascal Flats, they've had a history and they're still going. They're spanning decades. I think they kind of already are what they are. They're a legendary band. They've done it.

And they're back putting out hits again. Like Garth, I don't know if they're ever, Garth, just. I just was using him because I was looking at young, young pictures of him, probably, and I was picturing him walking in some radio station for the first time. I'm like, God, people probably didn't know what in the world he was going to turn into when they first saw him playing and stuff. So I felt about you. People have no idea.

Oh, really? Yeah, now I do. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. So you're trying to give your dog a bath? Yeah, it's really, really annoying because she does not like it at all. She's a big dog. She's a big Rottweiler.

Yes. And I have this stand-up shower now, which is making it look at the, you take the nozzle off, and you can, so it's getting way easier to bathe her at home. We don't have to take her somewhere. So I saw this tip online of what? what you can do if your dog is like going crazy. You put peanut butter, like on the floor of the bathtub or the shower, wherever you are, wherever you're bathing them.

Put a big old thing of peanut butter. Then they get so preoccupied with the peanut butter and like looking at and getting stuck in their mouth and stuff, they don't realize that you're bathing them. And then boom. Next thing you know, your dog has a bath and they're all happy because they got peanut butter. I do feel like that's, first of all, genius. Whoever did that. But secondly, I feel like we can do that with lunchbox.

to get him clean We walk them into a room What would we use though? We pour like some beer done A glass of beer But dogs do get distracted about peanut butter Because I use it with my dogs Whenever I need to give them pills

Just put peanut butter in there They just lick it all up And eat the pills You can put peanut butter on the bathtub I'd lick it Would you eat peanut butter on the bathtub? Yeah I love peanut butter

I don't You hate it bones You peanut butter, peanut butter and mayonnaise. Two things that do not do. I like both of those, but just not on the shower floor. What do you not like? Olives and pickles. I like both of those.

You, yin-yang. You? Easy. Maneas and tomatoes. Yeah, I like tomatoes. Eddie? Avocados. Whoa, whoa, what?

I'm telling you. I thought they were avocados. Avocados. But do you like guacamole? No. Eddie, but you're Mexican. I know, dude. My family makes fun of me, but I hate it.

Is it the texture? Yes, it's the texture. It's the texture? I don't want it. That's a nice little, what they call a life hack. Put peanut butter on the bottom of the shower. But clean it up afterwards. I don't like you live it.

I don't like you live your life. I don't leave it if you want. This is a body bone show. Bobby bones. This woman gave birth in the back of an SUV because her husband was driving her to the hospital and he crashed. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Because he was probably like driving too fast. Yeah. So the panicked father crashed into the barrier on the side of the road. Oh, no. And a motorist was like, wonder what that is. She pulled over. It was a nurse. Wow.

Delivered the baby in the back of the SUV. That's a miracle. Yeah. Crazy, right? Let me ask you this, though. Should you drive someone to the hospital or wait for an ambulance period? Like if it's happening? Whatever reason.

In any case, should you get in the car or should you call? the EMS. I guess it depends on how far we live from the hospital. Easy, ambulance. Just call EMS. And then, yeah, while you're waiting, Google what you should do to help the situation.

So, if someone has a heart attack, you do CPR way for an ambulance. But if someone is stabbed or a gunshot, you get them to the hospital. Penetrating wounds, you just get in the car and go. Okay, good to know. Anything else you call EMS. And maybe build a tourniquet.

Okay, survivor. But still, But it's like, yeah, EMTs can't do much treating of the penetration, like, injuries. Really? Oh. So they can only do the same thing as get you there, where the other stuff they can actually work on. That's kind of a crazy thing to think about, though, huh? It's good info. Yeah, the more you know.

Can you smack your kid? What do you mean? Like in the face? Yeah. No. No. You can't do that. No.

The question is, is smacking your child ever okay? A parenting expert reveals the best way to keep kids in line. And she says that smacking children has no benefit can send a damn. damaging message. I got smacked. Yeah, I did too. Like, Wabow.

I mean, I got spanked, but I didn't get smacked. Oh, I got hit in the face. Yeah. We'd call it a cacciata in Spanish. My mom would be like, I'm going to give you one right now. And boom. And so, do you think it damaged you? I don't know.

I think, what's damaged? We're all damaged by words. I know they just said. I don't know. You know. You're right. For me, and I grew up in the South, I had to go pick switches.

Which meant you go out and you find the tiniest switch. and you get a one with a tiny switch because it's not going to hurt except the fact that cuts you so you're like well next time I'm going to get the biggest switch you get a whole branch and then my grandma beats me

with the whole branch so you really there's no win no win you just go middle and just take the middle pain but yeah if I said something I was smart mouth

that's when I got hit in the mouth because I'd be like oh yeah boom I'll get just leveled and I don't wouldn't do that I don't think I had a lot

if I did was talk back or did whatever I had soap in my mouth. Oh, that would be fun. I think the problem with a smack is that it's an instinct that the parents have because it's like something you do right now. I'm going to smack you now. And that's what I got hit. It was never thought about. You're not getting it. It was like, what did you say? Boom. That's a problem. Yeah, you just can't do it now. Exactly. You'll even mark too. CPS comes. Trouble. And producer ready's wife worked for CPS for a long

time. And she saw a lot of that. A lot of reports came in of that. And you got to investigate and you just never know if it's real child abuse or when do they take the kids? At what point do you take the kids. Is it more like what? As soon as they see danger and they can prove that it was danger and not like a parent just disciplining their child, it's gone. But if it's a hard whoopin, no, hard whoopin's fine. Hard weapon's fine because that's the parent just disciplining their child. But if it's something like a burn or just harder like harder hits or multiple hits like that, it was instant gone out of the house. So she would at times have to go, okay, she did it all the time. She'd have to call police and they'd escort her and she'd have to do it.

That that was so hard. So hard, man. It's just, It takes a special person to do a job like that, and it was just hard for her. Does that help her raise your kids? Do you feel like you see some of the techniques you learned? Yes and no, because it brought a lot of fear into her. So now she's really scared about doing things to our kids that can lead to anything like that, because she knows how quickly an investigation can get out of hand, and so she's just scared of that now. I used to get my pants pulled down and whooped in the supermarket, although we called it the grocery store.

But I just, boom, then I turned 19, and they, my, my, my pants pulled. Mike, my grandma, stop. Yeah, good. Ask the show. Ask the show. Dylan and Mississippi. What up, buddy? Hey, man, how you doing?

Good. What would you like to ask the show? Yeah, I want to ask, if the show would get canceled today or tomorrow, what are you guys going to do? What would you take up? That's an interesting question. If the show were to get canceled today or tomorrow, what would you do? Ask the show. Amy.

I would pack my back to move. to Haiti. But you would be coming right back. Yeah, I'll come right back. He said if the show ends tomorrow, that's where my kids are, so that's where I'm going. You would move to Haiti. I'd move to Haiti until we finally get them here. And then, yeah, we'd likely come back here and I'd be a mom. You'd stay at home and be a mom? Yeah, I feel like there's going to be so much to work on with their transition, so I would do that. Lunchbox, the show ends today. Like, realistically, what do you try to do? Reality TV. What show, though? Survivor. Yeah. I guess you're kind of older, So I guess that would be the one.

Oh, I'm not kind of old. No, you are kind of older in reality TV shows. You are. Because Survivor has all ages, so that's really cool. And I can win a million dollars on that. And then I parlay that into amazing race. They do that sometimes. But what would you do is like a job?

Like, you're going to have to support yourself. I mean, really, I have no idea. I would just be in trouble. I mean. Dude, you're an adult. Well, I understand, but it's the only job I've ever had. So I don't know what else I would do. I never thought about it.

I don't think about losing my job every day. I mean, I guess some people do think, oh, if I lose my job, I do this. No, I think about the positive. I'm going to keep my job. I'm going to dominate at my job, and that's what I'm going to do. I would probably just write more books

and just go on the road and do stand-up the whole time. That's cool. That would be what if this ended, that's how I would do. Yeah. So, hey, Dylan, does that answer your question? Hey, man, I appreciate it. I appreciate you, buddy. Appreciate you.

Yeah, yeah. I think it's another episode. Ask the show. Ask the show. That's what we do That's the show Thank you very much The Bobby Bones

Bobby Bones show Woman goes to Target buys an awesome vacuum cleaner She's been saving up 300 box of this vacuum She took the box home Open it up It's time for the vacuum

It was a box with dirty towels Rocks and a can of chili I mean Come on The Target representatives At the stores looking into How the vacuum ended up replaced

With a decoy box I know I mean, I have a guess. Well, someone got the vacuum, took it home, stuffed it full of stuff, returned it, got their money back for the quote-unquote vacuum. And then this poor woman bought it off the shelf. Bingo. The problem is that the person working at Target on the return didn't look in the box.

Yeah, and you should always inspect the box. Always look in the box. That's a good one. See, I thought someone that worked in the warehouse stole the vacuum. Another theory. Oh. Good, that's good. I dropped the mic, sorry.

Okay. Again, we don't know. We just know she was scammed. Imagine you're so excited about it. You open it up. It's like, wait, why are they chilly in towels and rocks? Hey, Dave in Nashville. Bobby. Hey, Dave. How you guys doing this morning? Good, man. What do you want to say? Well, I was scammed big time. I was 16 years old, sold my first car on Craigslist. Well, I thought I was selling it. And a guy sent me a check for $5,000 more than what. what I was asking for because he wanted to ship it out of the country to his son. And sure enough, he sent me the check. I deposited it, and it almost looked like it cleared it first.

And someone came and took my car, and by the time that car was gone, that check bounced. I froze my accounts for almost two months, and I never saw my car again. Oh, no. Yeah. Man, that sucks for you. Oh, man. I don't like that story. I'm sorry about that, Dave.

Hey, I appreciate the sympathy. I appreciate you. Wow. Hey, Lori in Canyon Lake, Texas. Good morning. Good morning. How did you get scammed? My husband and I had sold our house, and we were so excited because we had some extra money.

It was our very first house. And I had wanted a digital, one of the DSLR cameras and went to one of the big box wholesale places. It spent about $900, got home with it, and the boxes were empty. They had old manuals in it I mean somebody had taken everything out And just returned empty boxes And they sold me empty boxes Okay so you go back with the empty box

I don't think I would believe you if I was at the store Yeah, that's what I was worried about And I was literally in tears thinking You know here we are young I bought this camera There's no way they're going to take it back They did believe me I did call it They did take it back

But yeah I thought for sure they'd say You know hey you're the one that took it out not, you know, it wasn't, we didn't sell it to you that way. I mean, the seal was on the box and everything. Wow. Not disappointing something you've been waiting for and it's like, boop, nothing there. Thank you for the call. Appreciate you.

This woman goes to Target buys the vacuum cleaner of her dreams. $300. She gets home open to box. It's rags, a can of chili, and some rocks. So somebody got her. And so we're like, hey, you've been scammed? Austin and Auburn, Alabama. What's happening?

Hey, Bobby, what's up? Man, we're doing this show. I appreciate you calling and sharing a story with us. What do you have? When I was younger, my mom, she bought us with Brian tickets for Christmas. And we go, we get there, they take us to our seats. We get there, and there's already people sitting there. Like, hey, these are our seats, and then security gets involved,

and they come and tell us that three people's already done, tried using the tickets for these seats, and these two were already here and they just gave the seats to them after we done spent lots of money because they were backstage past this pit road. So did someone copy them and sell you guys copies? They did.

Oh my goodness. So how did they handle it? They ended up saying since they were here first, they gave the seats to the new tickets. You had to buy more tickets? Oh, my goodness. That's not good? Oh.

Dang. Sucks for you! Oh, no. Thanks, dude, for that call. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Denise and Virginia, how'd you get scammed? So I was getting married, and my mom and I were planning our wedding,

and we hired this girl to do the cake, and we gave her $500 deposit, and we had several meetings where we designed this gorgeous cake and everything. And then a month before the wedding, suddenly she was not returning our calls, and come to find out she had taken our money and moved back to England. She took the deposit and ran? Yeah. She left that country. Holy cow.

You bought her plane ticket back. She was looking for one person to put a deposit on a cake so she could get out of town. Exactly. And so you were just SOL? Yeah. And then my friend's father stepped up and said, well, I'll make a cake. And it was a cute cake and everything, but it was not the cake that. Yeah.

That was $500. Oh. Hey, Denise, it's cute. I appreciate you. Good story, though. I appreciate you. Have a good day, Denise. Thank you for calling. Thanks for all the calls. Dang. There's the news. We watch the news. But then there's the stuff that Amy's like, oh, we got to talk about this. It's Amy's pile of news. Here we... The Bob Bowl show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's this new remote gadget called Furbo, and it lets you toss treats to your dog from anywhere in the world. Ferbo has cameras and artificial intelligence that can detect like where your dog is. Maybe if your dog's pacing back and forth, maybe it's time for a treat. And you can use the app. Communicate with your dog. And then yes, like I said, even toss the dog a treat. That's interesting. My dog would explode because I would just be tossing treats all the time. It looks like I can monitor it in person. Because you feel bad for being gone. Yeah. Here's another treat. There's a campaign that I'm

involved in. And you can see it on my Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones. It's the, best friend animal society, and it's I saved my best friend. And so, it says, please adopt your next pet. And it says, when Bobby adopted Dusty 14 years ago, he gained not only a furry companion, but a best friend. And again, the picture's up. I'm going to tell you, I was so happy I was able to do this before my dog, who is terminally ill, isn't around anymore. And so I was glad the campaign was able to be finished and done while he was still alive. And it came, I didn't know was going to come out yesterday and it came out yesterday. I was very happy about that. I let myself feel joy about that. That's awesome. There's no photoshopping by the way. Oh, it's a really

good picture. Well, people are like, do they Photoshop your dog's head? What? No, that's like a legit. You did a doggy photo shoot. Yeah. No, we did a doggy photo shoot and they're like, well, look how big he's smiling. Honestly, I think there's just a piece of chicken. No, he has an amazing smile. But I'm telling you, there's a piece of chicken in front of them. Yeah. Don't be fooled. It's like when a baby has a perfect smile on the picture, and you're like, I'm like, that's a happy baby. No, I'm pretty sure he wants the chicken. Okay.

I'm trying to remember that one picture. But you can see it, Mr. Bobby Bones. And maybe it encourages you to adopt. I have some friends that just adopt another dog. Yeah, anyway, go ahead. So the Pope was gifted this awesome new Lamborghini, and obviously Pope Francis is not going to keep it. It's not really his style.

I don't know. I know he's not going to keep it, but his style, he used to be a bouncer. Yeah, but yeah, he's not into, it's street value is, I don't know if that's what you say about a Lamborghini. It's valued at $200,000. Hey. It's not bad. So the Pope, his style is too.

They're hating. Auction things off for turn. Trying to keep him riding Popey. Trying to catch him riding Popey. He's like me riding Popey in a Lamborghini at all. He likes to ride like Pop Focus style. Well, it's bulletproof too. Yeah.

And okay, lastly, oh my goodness, have you all seen Christian Bale and he's gaining weight to play Dick Cheney? Have you even seen what he looks like? like you got to go see what it looks like like like if you ask us a question can we answer it you do this all the time amy and i had a conference on the air i'm not even supposed to ask you i was like hey amy you ask you ask you you ask you you ask you guys you ask you ask you guys you ask you guys have it's balls amazing to look like dick cheney yeah there you go It's unrecognizable.

There it is. And I just like, whoa, I wonder how much money he's getting paid to play Dick Cheney. A lot. I mean, millions. Yeah. He's, Christian Bail's done the extremes because didn't he lose a bunch of weight to play one character, like, so skinny? And then now, I mean, that's dedication to your craft. Like, I would be like, I don't know.

I'm just, I'm not playing Dick Cheney. Or I'd wear like a suit. No, they said, gain the weight. You gain the weight. That can't be healthy. No. For that much money, though, it's healthy. It's got to feel terrible.

It feels so like he has got to wake up every day and just be like, oh. Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your lights down? Remember this guy? They're shooting. Yeah, this is Grisha Bell, by the way. They're shooting a scene and the lighting guy accidentally walked in. I think it was for Batman, right?

Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the, you walking right through? Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? Like, wow. So, like, I mean, imagine. You don't treat other humans like that.

No. I think he's irritable. If you're eating a bunch of junk food, you might get even more irritable. I don't know. I just not a good dude. Okay, what did you eating? I got a bad day.

No. That's not a bad day. That's you. That's a bad dude. Yeah, that's a bad dude. What? I was just, like, is a movie about Dick Cheney? I mean, is that, I don't know.

I'd hope if they're paying Christian Bell to play it. Let's go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Thank you guys for hanging out. The whole show's up. Just go to iHeart radio and search Bobby Bones show on demand. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.

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