The Bobby Bones Show - Shania Twain In Studio - Day 2

Episode Date: June 15, 2017

Shania Twain is back in studio, Lunchbox gets a bed bug test and Amy grocery shops with Kip Moore Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Or visit an office near you today. Studio. Morning. All right, Thursday here. That Shania News song comes up in about one minute. Hey, Robert and Austin, Texas. Good morning. Good morning.

How you doing? Good, buddy. You're on the air. What's going on? I was just calling about one time I won $50,000 on a scratch off. What? Yeah. It was kind of crazy because I basically had a $5 winner from like earlier and $5 ticket available for, you know,

because usually they have multiple. And really didn't like it, but I decided to get it anyway. So I scratched off all. all the basically winning symbols, you know, and then I scratched off online to see what, you know, the winning symbols were. Well, I saw I had a bell, so I scratched off a bell, and it was $5,000, and I was like, oh, wow, I won $5,000, but then I noticed I had a second bell. It was $1,000.

I was $6,000. I flipped the ticket over in the top prize amounts were $1,000, $5,000 or $50,000, or $50,000. There was no $6,000 of winner, so I knew right in there I won $150,000. It was crazy. That's crazy. That feeling. Thank you for calling us and sharing. I love it.

Hey, appreciate that call. Appreciate you. There it is. All right, let's do this. You guys right for World Premier. Are we ready? Yeah. Is there a better chant, that?

Are we ready? Yes, we are. We are. Let's do this. Yes, we are. Okay. Are we ready? Yes, we are.

Are we ready? Yes, we are. Do you want to hear, Shania? Yes, we do. Okay. All right, brand new Shania, Twain. We're all premiere. Life's about to get good.

I'm going to play it for you. She's going to be back in later this morning. I wasn't just broken. Lots about pain. Do it cool things. It's ICU. You see the story about the girl and the Hunger Games knowledge that she had? No.

Uh-uh. Okay. By the way, I love The Hunger Games. Me too. Read all the books. Bring it. Then watch the movies and I loved it. A 12-year-old girl in Massachusetts used what she learned from watching the Hunger Games.

games because her friend hurt herself and she knew to make a tourniquet because she saw the girl on the hungry game big one. Wow. So McKenzie George was playing with a friend. She slipped and cut her calf open. He's a bad cut. Her friend Megan tied a pair of shorts around her friend's leg to slow the blood loss because she saw in the hunger games that when you cut yourself, that's what you're supposed

to do. Then she called 911. Paramedic said the tourniquet helped save her life because it was such a bad cut that she would have lost so much blood. That's amazing. Shout out. She was transported to the hospital. She also had surgery, no nerve damage, but full recovery.

So everybody watched The Hunger Games is what we learned from this. It's basically what I get from that. Lunchbox, you ever seen those movies? Nope. Ever read the books? Nope. Eddie? Yeah, I've watched the movies with the Melny Kravitz is in him.

Yeah, he's Sinha. I've not read the books, no. He's in? Yeah. He's a big character. Sina. Dude, he's Sina. He's cool.

Do you know who Sina is? Sounds like a lion. Last name Pied. Cineapede. No. Stop. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in sports.

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All you got to do, just go to RadioVote.com. Day two of Shania, about an hour and a half from right now. A listener sent us Popsockets. Yes, my first ever. It's going to change your life. I've heard. I love mine now, and mine says 955 The Bull, our Vegas station. But a listener sent me one with glasses, like my glasses, and Amy won that says Pimp and Joy.

And Lunchbox won. Oh, no, I didn't get it. one. I guess there's only two people that work on the show. Oh, no. So whoever made those pop sockets, you know, you're really appreciated. Do you want, with lunchbox, do you want mine and then I'll find another one? No, no, no. Your sense, Pimp and Joy, that was for you. I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, I didn't want one and let me ask you a question. Yeah, I'm not offended.

Do you think, and I'm just asking, because I enjoy you. Okay. But do you think if you were nicer to people, people will be nicer to you? I think I'm pretty nice to people. Yeah? Yeah. It's a different kind of nice. Oh, okay. It's an honesty nice. Okay.

I mean, I feel like I'm honesty nice to people. Yeah, but you, like, you know how to handle people with kid gloves or what do you call them when you had to handle Amy? Soft gloves. I always say Amy gloves. Oh, Amy gloves. They're special. You're better at that than I am. I'm more just like, whatever.

I just wonder, because I feel bad when you don't get something too. Yeah, I do. But then sometimes people feel like you treat them like crap where you feel like you're treating them honest. Yeah. People just don't like honesty sometimes. Or maybe the listener could only, they could only do. I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about, like, for example, when Lunchbox brought me a gift the other day.

Pretty nice. He was stunned that I was like, is this a promotional gift? Well, that's the thing that you do all the time is play jokes on people. I know. Right. So when I think that, you can't get mad. From the heart. It was from the heart.

It took me a minute. And I did appreciate it, but it took me a minute. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. All right. Time for your Thursday, positivity. Around the room, we all have good news and stories to share with you. You guys ready?

Ready. Yeah. All right, here we go. Tell me something good. The best first birthday present ever can join twins with the rarest form of the condition get the gift of life after a successful separation surgery. The little girl's surgery lasted at 11 hours at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. It took 30 people inside the surgery room. Can you imagine that?

30 people? Wow. Medical equipment was marked with a green and purple tape for each of the babies. They performed it last week. They're now recovering. and it's rare that they both survive, and they both did. They were joined at the top of their heads. Wow.

Is that crazy? Oh, that's amazing. Miraculous. Happy birthday. Man, Amy, you're up. Well, speaking of babies being born, a woman went to the grocery store, had no idea she was pregnant, and she gave birth. Wait, come on.

At the grocery store. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She had just given birth to her daughter like 10 months ago, so she was like, what? How in the world was that even pregnant? She had it. I know that answer. Well, so she hadn't really gained any weight. And the grocery store hooked it up, though.

They gave the family a year's worth of free diapers. So that's pretty awesome. And then a photographer found out about it on the news when the story ran and offered up her services and took cute little pictures of the newborn baby with grocery store produce. Oh, boy. It's like the size of the little celery stock. That's funny. Wow, having babies in random places with no doctors and someone just go and there's a baby. Yeah, that's crazy.

It's crazy. What I have been here? Lunchbox. Man, Jack was looking for a summer job. He's only 15 years old. He's like, I want something easy. So he's like, I'm going to be a lifeguard. Go, signs up, takes the five-hour orientation.

Next day shows up for his first day on the job. 20 minutes in. He has to save a four-year-old boy from drowning. Wow. 20 minutes into his first day on the job. Welcome to work. Wow. That's cool.

Way to go, Jack. Way to go, Jack. I like today's stories. Way to go, Jack. That's what I'm talking. talking about. See, that's good news. That's positivity. Thank you. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. What'd you do yesterday?

I cricked my neck or I have a crick in my neck or I did something to my neck. Can you massage it? Massages don't help crick, though. Well, what helps it? What in the world? I can't. I know exactly when it happened yesterday. I wasn't really doing anything in particular, but I cricked it and it hurt. So, anyway, that's me. What did you do? No, I mean, a friend came over, we worked out, I walked the dog, I ran errands. All with the correct day.

I know. I still stay dedicated. I didn't just sit around. I know you didn't sit around. I watched you online. You watched me online. What? The feet from my house that people went to? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I watch you. I had Jesse Alexander over, and we did a bobby cast. That was late in the evening. And she wrote, I drive your truck, Libreise. She wrote, Miley's. Cyrus to climb. She wrote, have a drink on it. Blake. It's good. Just go to Iheart Radio or iTunes and search Bobbycast and did that, worked out, had a meeting. I mean, it was just, whatever.

A bad meeting or a good meeting? Because you kind of said, uh, meeting. It's a middle meeting. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, do you nap yesterday in lunchbox? Oh, yeah. Yeah, how long? Two hours. That boy, yeah. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. CMT is in talks to revive the Tim Allen sitcom Last Man Standing. ABC canceled it last month after six seasons. One, I didn't know what was on six seasons.

Two, he's making like $5 million a year to do that show. He's going to have to come down on his price. Well, that was one of the reasons ABC canceled. They said the show's just too expensive. And I think if they can get it, that's awesome. CMT's doing some great job with their programming. But yeah, I'm with you. A lot of fans would be excited if it comes back.

So we'll see what happens. I mean, they brought back Nashville. We'll see. Antebellum, they found an interesting way to hype up their album, Heartbreak. They released a mini movie that matches up a clip of each song with a different scene in the film, and it takes place at a hotel. So they titled it Heartbreak Hotel. Ah, that's what they did their Elvis.

I'll look up on my car. It's pretty cool. So check it out. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Boney Up the Day. This story comes to us from California.

A 21-year-old man last year when Deadpool came out, he got an illegal copy. You got a video. He's like, man, I don't want to be the only one that gets to watch this. So he uploaded it to his Facebook page. Oh, the whole new Deadpool. Five million people watch that video. Now he's facing up to three years in prison. Yeah, and you got to put him in jail.

You have to put them in jail. And I know you think just for an upload, you don't put them for all that time. But if you don't, other people are going to do this and think, oh, I just pay a little fine. You got to put them in jail. I mean, Trevor was just trying to help his friends out, let him, I mean, oh. That's actually stealing. That's literally stealing money. Yeah.

Because people aren't going to go pay for that product now because you put it out. That's stealing money. Hard time. Sing Sing. Is that a place anymore? Sing Sing. Yeah. Jail.

Is that like Alcatraz? Yeah. I don't know about Sing Sing. What country is that in? I don't know. Hey, Google Sing Sing Jail. See, that's even how I used to go at lunchbox deal saying. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the... Come on, Eddie. Now, he'll get it. Sing, sing. Prison. Prison. Because if you did sing-sing, something's going to come up. Singing.

Yeah. There is a Sing-Sing. Where is it? In New York. Is it still alive? Is it still alive? Is it still alive? Probably not.

It looks really old. There are a lot of black and white photos of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where I served my time back in the day. All right, talking about doing makeup in public. Is it rude to do makeup in public? Just give me your thoughts. No, it's not rude.

What if you... I mean, I don't, I don't. I don't think it's rude. If you're not bothering anybody else, I feel personally a little uncomfortable when I have to do it, but I've definitely had to if I need to kind of do some stuff. And I do feel awkward, but I don't think it's rude. Why don't I go to the bathroom? Maybe you can't get to one. Okay.

And you have a little compact mirror. What, I mean... The reason I'm bringing up, I saw it as a new story this morning on TV. People were debating. They were yelling at each other, too. This is not a yell topic. Yeah, there's other things you get passionate about. There are a yell topics.

Then there are some you just talk about. So I think if you have to pull out your mirror, you go to the bathroom. Okay. If you can do it, no problem, it's not a big deal. Yeah. You don't do it at dinner. Okay. I think there are places that you do and don't do it.

Yeah. Like, would you shave, would you pull out a razor and shave your legs at dinner? No, but that's different than putting on makeup. Is it, though? Yes, it is. You're like removing hair from your body. I wouldn't be sitting at the dinner table and pull out a brush or comb and fix my hair. Now we're eating dinner.

Yeah, yeah. You said we were in public. Dinner. And no driving and doing it because that's day. Oh, I know, but what about it, a red light? Okay, see, here we go. Tisha? Yes.

Thank you for calling. What do you think? I think that it's just rude driving down the road. That irritates me more than anything. Because it's unsafe? It's unsafe, and they're not paying attention at all. They're two people looking in the rearview mirror or their mirrors and not paying attention doing makeup. I'm with you there.

That's not considered it. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Thank you. I appreciate you. Let's go to Kayla in North Carolina. Kayla. Yes. Hi, Bobby. Give me something.

I agree with the last lady. Driving down the road drives me nuts. I get running late. I'm a new mom. But when you get to work, just go in the bathroom and throw mask hair on. You don't need to do your full face makeup in the car. I hear some passion in that voice. I am.

Well, it's dangerous. And being a new mom, like I'm super concerned about my son. because nobody pays attention to driving anymore. If it's not texting, it's reading, it's makeup. It's just there's too many distractions. I agree. Appreciate you. I appreciate you.

And I think pretty much we're all on the same. We're normal. They were screaming to hear on the news. Yeah. Like it was some sort of crisis in the Middle East. Yeah. I'm making. Oh, Bill.

I'm dating. Yes. Dayton, Ohio representing. What's happening, Bill? I'm good. I appreciate you at me on the phone, man. I appreciate you called Newham, Bill. Hey, I'm going to come to Dayton sometime this year.

If I come, will you come? Oh, I was so rock to your show with you guys, man. All right. I would show up instantly. I love that. All right, tell me what you think about this. You're a dude. I honestly think if you're driving down the road or even sitting at a red light, you should not do it.

When you could get rated, two, you might have to slam on the brakes, and you will lose your eyeball. Hmm. Oh. Shoving it right with your eyeball. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Bill PJ. Yo!

Good Lord. All right. This definitely went from just doing it in public to doing it while driving. No, it went to what are the rules and we found a rule. One, don't do it while driving. Two, don't do it at the dinner table. Got it. Other than that, I'm cool.

Fair game. Do it wherever you want. If you have to pull out a mirror, you should probably go to the bathroom. Question. Just for guys, too. If you got to do something and you need a mirror, go to the bathroom. Okay. What about can I put on lip gloss at the dinner table when I'm done eating no mirror?

Let it slide. Depends how much the meal costs. Fancy meal? No. Okay. Topas? Yes. Okay.

Got it. Jesse in Virginia. Hi. How are you today? I'm very good. Thank you for calling. What's happening? In about the whole makeup and public thing.

I would love to hear it. I am actually an independent distributor for a cosmetic company. I am a single mom and a full-time college student, and I run this small business. and I do a lot of my demos in public. I'll meet women in different coffee shops or places or even my kid's soccer field because that's where I can do it. So what's your opinion on this? My opinion is it's ridiculous for anybody to have an issue.

I mean, if men wore makeup, would just be an issue. Yeah, it still would be an issue. And I'll tell you why, just because it's men and women, I mean, we have issues about how we sit. We're different. Men and women are different. When you wear a dress, you can't sit with your legs spread open. We can.

I guess if we wore dresses, but we don't. And there are things that we as guys. Yes, men and women are different. But listen, I agree most of the time you can wear makeup wherever you want. But to just do the whole thing of, well, if it was a man, we live in a country where things are different. We handle things different. Yeah. It's weird for some men

To go buy tampons That's everyday things for something Well, it seems like everyday things probably It does But I don't like buying it still You don't? Well, no, I told I'd take great pride

No I make sure I get a female checker out If I can or self-checkouts amazing I buy the fanciest of fancy ones And it'd be like, excuse me I'll take the silk ones please Is that how it works? No

I have no clue I look for sales Oh sales I would never do that with that No, never I don't always go high end Nope high end You don't want to go cheap

I couldn't go as high as high end as possible. I'll take the diamond ones, please. Thank you for the call. Shania Twain back in in about 40 minutes. She has this new song called Life's About to Get Good. I don't know if you guys have heard this yet. We played it this morning. You can download it too.

Shania Twain. I'll play some of this. Wasn't just broken. I was shattered. I trusted you so much. You're all the men. There's no It's about joy

Lots about to get It's all about The giving in The will to walk And there's Shani Twain Oh, Life's about to get good

Life's about to get good Oh, Life's about to get good There you go I don't know I'm quiet enough yet I thought I was gonna go back into that party Yeah, no

So she'll be in like 40 minutes So that's the new Shani What are you trying to get my attention for right now? Oh, I thought we were listening to the whole thing, so I was going to use your phone to gauge where I should put my pop socket. Oh, by the way, if you don't have a pop socket, it would change your life. Because you don't have to use one hand, even if your iPhone's big or your Samsung's big, you take, boop, put a pop socket between your fingers.

There's a reason that 12-year-olds do things, because they're smarter than us. Way smarter. It comes to using technology. And now I'd see all these kids running around and using pop sockets. or I see them on TV use bobssockets or the Jenners Bobsockets Popsockets

And so I was like Whatever I'll never do that And then I got one And I was like Change my life So now I use a pop socket And text with one hand Like the other one

I'll throw a baseball Or I'll barbecue at the same time All while sending a tweet It's all the same thing Sometimes I use my pitch fork You know I'm doing lots I have this free hand now

That's amazing Because of the pop socket So you put it Take the halfway point Like make a line And then put it right below The halfway line Okay.

And it's like other things. The first time's never that good. And you put it on. But you're going to love it. But I want to mess it up. Eventually you'll love it. It's like other things. Yeah.

It's true. The first time you're nervous about it. You're worried exactly where it goes. Yeah. And you don't get it right the first time. It's going to feel awkward. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

And but then. Okay, I got it. Yeah. And then all this for a pop socket. Yeah. Then it becomes a thing. And you can't get enough. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And like I said, I pop socket with one hand, you have no idea. I do it with my other. I just have a, what's wrong with you? You're going to throw up?

Nothing. What's happening? And we just made a throw up thing, but I think she's about to cough. No, I'm like laughing, coughing. Are you sick? No. No, of course not. No, I'm not sick. I just have a tickle in my throat.

You and replacement Morgan over here. That's her new name. She's the second Morgan. She's whatever. she's filling in to the digital position right now. And so we have two Morgans. I don't even know one Morgan. Now we have two.

It's hard. So we got replacement Morgan over here doing stuff. And she's sick. And Amy's sick. What's the one rule? Don't be sick. I'm not sick. He's really need to.

Replacement Morgan, they're going, I'm not sick. Okay. Okay, thank you all. Yeah. Amy ran into a celebrity at the grocery store. The earth is round. I can't help that I...

My dog poops. All things that happen and exist. That grocery store you go to. Like, I don't know how that's not a tourist attraction. Yeah. Because all the stars are there. Yeah. Turnip truck?

Yeah. Yeah. And in both locations. I mean, you can run into any given old celebrity. In the past, you've run into who there? Rachel Beelson, most recently. Brett Eldridge. Wow.

Brothers Osborne both. Well, and then the... And this one that I ran into yesterday I've run into before as well. Oh. You've seen Dirk's there too, haven't you? No, he was at Whole Foods. Oh, different grocery store. Oh, dang.

Dang. Julie. Yes. Take a shot at this. What celebrity did Amy see at the grocery store? I think she saw her man, Dirk's. No. But I have seen him before.

And I saw Stephen Tyler at Whole Foods. Now that we bring up a different grocery store, I give you a different celebrity. But that's just how Nashville is. How come you don't react when people say her man, Dirk's Bentley? It's a thing that, it's normal. It's just, you know. Well, I am sitting here. Yeah, in the chair with his face on us.

Yes. No, is it Dirks? No, not Dirks. You're on the air, Tom and DC. What's happening, Tom? Hey, good morning, Bobby. Can you guess the person? Good morning to you to the Amy Salt the grocery store.

One final game here. Go ahead. I think it was Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood. I think the celebrities seek out of Amy because she's so sweet. Oh, dang. Interesting. That's really.

Yes. Interesting. Amy? I ran into Kipmore. Kip Moore. You've seen him here before. Same grocery store, same experience, sleeveless cut off shirt, healthy food in the basket. What time did you see Kip?

Oh, man, it was probably shortly after workish. Oh, it was in the daytime. Yeah. I talked to him last time of the phone. And he didn't mention he saw you. He didn't. He was so nice. Yeah.

It was lots of healthy lean meats and greens. Why'd you look in his basket, stalker? Yeah. What's wrong with you? What's in their basket so we can see it? No. No. Don't he's looking at people's food?

Yeah. We talked about the weather. Oh, you talked to him? Yes. We hugged, he talked. He was super nice. But you know when you start talking about the weather, it's time to just be like, hope you have a good day.

Yeah, you got to go. You're done. That weather talk, it's not for me. You don't like it, do you? Listen, I don't like small talk, period. And sometimes people would go, that's kind of rude. Because I don't go into a room and just talk. I had nothing to say.

And so I have nothing to say, I don't have anything to say about nothing things. Like if there's a blizzard or if there's a huge rainstorm, I'm like, hey, heads up, I'll talk about it. Otherwise, I don't have to say nothing. That's going to change in your life because you own a Jeep now. You're going to want to know if it's raining outside or not. I have an app on my phone. The Jeep app? No, it's the radar.

We need to talk, though, as people. The doppary radar. Here's the thing that happens to me all the time. They see me coming. They hate in. They try to catch me right. In G.B. Trying to catch me riding G.P.

They're trying to catch me ride in GP. Trying to catch me riding Gip. Mr. Bobby. Shania Twain in in 13 minutes. Mother's Day crush as Father's Day on how much just people care and spend. Eddie, your dad. Yeah. Thoughts?

I mean, I guess it makes sense, you know, like we're just, I don't know. We're just busy working and stuff. Wait, what do you mean? We're busy working. I feel like when it comes to Mother's Day, they like, make life sacrifices where they just have to stay home and dedicate their whole life to raise these children. 1960,

line two. I'm serious. Well, they don't have to, but a lot choose to. You're talking about the numbers, and I'm saying the numbers are reflecting that a lot of dads are, you know, just working and not around. Like, moms are there 24-7. They have to be. Dig that hole, buddy.

Want another shovel? It was like, Eddie doesn't change divers. Eddie doesn't do laundry. You're kind of a perfect man for the 60s. guys, maybe it's the way I was raised. For sure. I was sort of raised with that mentality. I never thought once I had kids I would work.

But that was my personal thing. I didn't expect other women to do it. I personally wanted to stay home and then I was never able to get pregnant. So here I am still working. And when my kids come, I'll work. But. The tone. What tone?

I hate the show working. I hate working. No, that was probably like I never got pregnant. But I mean, remember the days when I was actively pursuing pregnancy? And we just thought I would leave the show. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But for ready to go, you know what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because men work and women stay home all the time. But I'm saying that's why Mother's Day is more like a bigger deal and people spend more money. I have a reason why. I think that as women, we just are into that a lot more. and men don't really need to be showered with gifts of appreciation. And a lot of women, it's just by nature. Holidays are, and I put birthdays in there, are much more of a female thing.

Yeah, Valentine's Day. Days of celebration are much more of a female thing. Right, got it. Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries. Men are like, I don't need to be celebrated. No, no, men, on the other hand, it's not a celebration thing with them. For women, you like to be treated. Yes.

Men, we're whims. We need to be taken care of. Yeah, you do. And that's the sides of it. Women are so much stronger than men. If somebody gets sick, the women in my life, they get sick, they're just like, a guy gets cold. Oh, baby, and don't feel good. So, women like to be taken care of on like, hey, I want to treat you extra special.

Yeah. Men like to be taken care of, like, I need you to make me feel good because I feel bad. Okay, gotcha. Eddie has nothing to do with. Like working. We're busy working. Well, I just thought, like, I send my mom presents. Bonnie Rubbles here.

Okay, Flintstone, old school, got it. Like, I send my mom presents for Mother's Day, but I won't send my dad presents for Father's Day because, like, Mama sacrificed her life for me. So I was with my mom all the time. So I felt a little closer. I'd give her anything she wants. Because your dad worked.

Right, that's my point. The dad was out working. In your life, you work, and your wife doesn't. And my kids would be like, Mom, she was the best to us. And dad, he was cool. He worked. I think it's great that your wife gets to do that. And she still works a little bit from home.

She does. Yeah. Just saying that's what I thought the stats reflected. Again, Eddie changed. Barney Rubble. Here I come. Eddie changed maybe 10 diapers with two kids. We have to bring that up again?

I'm just saying. I got slammed yesterday. Yeah, you did because we've read the... 4,000 diapers of kids. So that's 8,000 diapers and you changed 10. I lucked out. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd.

Skinny. So remember when CMA Fest ended? I do. Basically just the other day. Well, guess what? You can start the countdown because they've already announced next year's dates. It's going to run from June 7th through the 10th. If you're looking to come to Nashville, ticket details are at visit cmafs.com.

I'll say this. For us, we live here. We know the artist. Heck, I did four shows. But people take vacations and they spend their vacations and they come in. You get to see a lot of friend music. Regardless of what's happening at Nissan Stadium. Right.

Like, you take this to that fantastic. It's huge. But just all day, it's free music. It's overload. It's an amazing overload of country music. And so as I go, oh, that's because I work the whole time. But it really is an awesome thing. Yeah, there you go.

Thumbs up. What else? So Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Christine Taylor, and other cast members from Dodgeball. And maybe I'm into this because I love the movie Dodgeball. But they put together a video for a new contest where you can win a chance to play Dodgeball with Ben. What I saw in that is that Ben Stiller and his wife were still doing it together, even though they're divorcing. Good observation. I didn't even think of that, but it's all for his foundation,

which provides educational opportunities for kids around the world. So I don't know if you're a big Ben Stiller fan or Dodgeball. Pretty cool. Did you know I do that for a living? Observe. Oh. Yeah. She's like good observation.

Yeah. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. All right. Thank you for that. Compassion, kindness, joy, and hope. These are the stories that we celebrate on the Love What Matters podcast. It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show.

we are changing lives through kindness and spreading joy as we go. We're trying to bring humanity back into the news. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you maybe will think deeply. Beautiful souls are really everywhere. You just got to look around and find them. And we find them for you at the Love What Matters podcast. So definitely check it out. It's just real people telling real stories.

To listen, search for Love What Matters on IHeart Radio now. This is the Bobby Bulls show. All right, Shania Twain is here in the studio. Hey, Shana. Hello. How are you? I'm great. So today's the world premiere day, if you've missed it,

and she has this song here, Life's About to Get Good. I get you with the new song here. And it's good. So wait, so what's in your mind right now? So here you are. You're back. Like, do you feel like there's a pressure to it? Yeah, but I'm cheered up and happy to be here again and grateful.

And there's just so many challenges in coming. back to something you haven't done in a long time. So, yeah, feeling good. I want to ask you about this. I remember reading when you had vocal cord, DSU. Yeah. I guess I was in college or right after college.

So what happened to your vocal cords? Because you had to have surgery, right? Like some super serious stuff? No, no. You can't. This is not, you can't, I can't repair it with surgery. Oh, so it's still a thing. It's an atrophy thing.

Yeah, yeah. I was tick. I had Lyme's disease. I got bit by a tick. Wow. That made your vocal cords back? Yep. Right now I need about an hour and a half to warm up and I can't do any spontaneous singing. Like if I was to sing like right now, I would sound like a dying cow.

I really need to, and that's really a bummer for me because sometimes I'm in a club or whatever and I feel like, you know, I just want to get up and sing or I want to do karaoke and, you know, get into the whole thing. But I could really damage myself if I did that. Wow. So, and I don't want to damage myself. I don't have nodules or anything that, you know, the typical singer's song. This is from a Lyme's disease. It's, um, and I don't want to damage myself. nerve damage and it's really a bummer. I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life. So it just takes a lot of work.

It's like a permanent injury. Yeah, it's got to be weird too, just even singing knowing you have it. Because I have a lot of friends with a professional athletes. And like, they've torn muscles hard. But they say even the mental part of it is so hard because they don't even want to press on it because they're like, what if?

Even though they've done all the proper rehab. What if it gives out? And it is like that. Like if I don't warm up and really prepare, I always do refer to it like a knee, like a bad knee. And you never know when that news is going to give out on you, and that happens to me when I'm singing. Like, I wouldn't be able to be an opera singer, for example,

but because I'm running around and I'm, I can ad-lib, and I can work with it. I can manage it. And I'm just so determined. I couldn't sing for a long, long time, and I could barely yell out for my dog. It's really, really a, because the air escapes from the, you know, It's very technical.

Man. But I was just really determined to get to the bottom of it and find out what I could do about it. And little by little, I realized that I could do this. I could do it again. And so now I'm not going to give up now. You know, it takes a lot of work. I have to say it's a lot of work.

And I do get to, you know, discourage some days. Like an athlete with an injury, you do worry, is it going to give out on me when I'm on stage? Is it going to be there for? for me when I need it. But I feel really good just talking about it, too, that helps me psychologically with it. And I accept it. It's just part of who I am now.

The Bobby Bones Show. Back in the studio with Chenaya Twain. I want to play a clip here. These are people that have all covered you. It's going to be tough. See if you can tell who this is. You're all very famous singers. Oh, my God.

See if you can tell who's covering you. Okay? Clip number one. Here you go. Miranda Lamber Oh, it's Carrie Oh, yes It's so easy

Once you're told, you can hear it It's tough Alright, let's try another one Shania Twainan's studio Dang it, you stumped me on that I hate that Name the artist It's covering you

Number two That's Miranda Lambert That's Miranda Nice job, nice job You know, go ahead I guess it's just that I don't know It was the southern

I don't know They both have that southern thing The accent Okay yeah All right here we go I got it warm my ears. I'm never mind my voice. Here we go.

Name the cover. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. Quick on that one. That was quick. Okay. She's loose now. That's impressive.

Oh, check this. We'll go to the dude. Oh, yeah. Okay. Of course I know where this is. I'm drawing a blank. I know the voice and not the name is leaving me. Oh, that's nice.

I like it. Luke Bryan. Oh, thank you. Yeah, and audio is obviously fantastic, too. I think I'm going to record that from their sock cell phone. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's got a cool scratchiness to it. Way to go, Lute. That was good. I'm going to give you one more. How about this one? Another dude? No, I'm going to keep it. A lady dude. Yeah, a lady dude. No, no lady dude.

That's what I am in my family. I'm a lady dude. Why is that? I don't know, because they're always calling each other dude, and I guess I thought I was feeling left out. So my son's like, you're a lady dude, mom. And I do all the lady dude things. I mean, I play street hockey with I play basketball, I play soccer. I'm a lady dude, I think. Are your kids, 15? Is he 15? He's 15, yeah. So I'm one of the dudes.

Does he know you're cool though? Does he know you're cool? 15, does he know you're like... I don't know if he would go so far saying I'm cool. He's a big supporter, a big cheerleader of mine, and he's really... But, you know, he doesn't really get into the whole fame thing. I'm just mom. Yeah, but aren't your mom make him like an awesome car?

Yeah, and are his friends like your mom, Shania, Twain? Yeah, they kind of are a little bit. Not all of them. They're really supportive, you know, supportive as well. That that's his life and that's his world. But I think the cool part is more that I'm, I think maybe I'm a cool mom. I don't think the Shania thing has anything to do, you know, to him.

All that aside, you'd still be a cool mom. Yeah, I'm not really sure how cool he thinks that is. Do friends ever ask you to sing at their wedding? Because I always felt like that would be really awkward. Like if someone's your friend like Oh, let's get sing I know No you know

They have You know I have done that I know I know I have done that But never like not in like a band setting You know I'll just like get up and do a little Few lines of something You know just to do it But yeah no that does happen

The karaoke's the worst The pressure on you to go anywhere where anybody's singing Because everyone's like I wonder if she's going to get up and sing I know Will she get up and sing But now I can't do that Even if I wanted to that That is kind of a bummer

but yeah you know because I gotta warm up I just can't get up there and like you know do it congratulations on the song and I can't wait to hear the whole record and it's awesome and medium it's great to meet you too yeah no this is really really cool I've enjoyed the visit everybody clap your hands for Sinai Twain

TWA Yeah bye Shania The body born show Let's go The guy named Lawrence

Robbed in Bank of Kansas City then he sat down in the lobby and he waited for the cops to arrest him once he got in custody he said listen i need to go to jail because i cannot live with my wife any longer man he actually wrote the robbery note in front of her before he left the house just so she would know how miserable he was oh my what but oh his entire plan backfired on him because today's thursday two days ago He goes in front of a federal judge. And the judge says, okay, you get 50 hours of community service and six months house arrest with your wife.

Oh, got him. Burn. Get help, maybe. Like counseling? Yeah. Marriage counseling. Someone could volunteer their services. Okay, let me just run this by you.

Yeah. Let me just throw this up in the air and see what happens. Okay. If you're miserable around someone, just don't be around them anymore. You have to go wrong. rob a bank, just move. Just get out. Maybe that wasn't an option. He needed food

and shelter and, well, jail gave him that. I don't know. Generally speaking, I know a lot of people who are in miserable relationships. If you're that miserable. This is an option. Do you know how many lives you have? I'm asking you guys question. Do you have me live? One. One life. Do you want to spend that one life

not being happy? No. No. No. And I think there are things sometimes you'll cut bait too quick and you're like, Oh, crap. But if you're fully in, like, I'm just not going to be happy. I don't think there's any reason to sit through it. Like, you get one life. You get one youth.

You get one adult life. You get one old life. That's a three lives. You get three lives. Three lives in one. Yeah. But if you're not happy, you're the only person that's going to change that. This guy, he tried to make change for once in his life.

Gonna feel real good. Gonna make a difference. Got to rob a bank. I'm going to go to jail. I know that's a song. Michael Jackson. Yeah. I heard that one before.

That's a good one. I'm looking at the man in the mirror. Oh, yeah. He's trying to rob a bank. My wife is such a pain in the buttocks. If you really want to go and get some money, just rob a bank and then make a jail. I got nothing. Yeah, why?

No, that was a lot. That was awesome. my Michael's pretty good Here's this Tim and Boston You're on the air Hey Bobby, how are you? Good buddy, what's going on?

So I have to preface this first I am listening on the IHeart radio app And it's like five minute delay So if we've already covered this I do apologize for I guess Revisiting it But one of the things I wanted to ask was With lunchbox being there

I'm assuming he'd figure out his bed bug situation That's a good question Because we haven't talked about it yet And I think we're going to in the next like two minutes. Do you have results? I have results. Yeah, you told me that I had to bring results, so I went and did a test. All right. Tim, give me like one minute. Sure. And we'll put that on the air. Thank you for listening.

And obviously, I appreciate you. Okay, so you have that coming up? Yeah, I'm ready. Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Thanks again to Shania Twain for coming by this morning. Thanks for coming by yesterday morning. It's kind of crazy to see someone that you listen to. like a big part of your childhood.

All the country stars now, they're just like people and they're cool people, but they're just people. Like, Shania's like part of our childhood. Like part of our life, the grain of our life. So it's been a really cool couple of days. I think we'd all admit lunchbox is dirty. Right? Yes, yeah.

Okay. I think we all admit lunchbox is borderline a hoarder. Oh, yeah, for sure. I think we all admit, lunchbox probably has bed bugs, right? Yes. He said his wife's been getting bit in the middle of the night. He's been getting bit in the middle of the night.

It could be fleas. Like, you're not too good for fleas? Nah, fleas are friends. No about that. So you go to Home Depot, you get a test. How much does it cost? It's like six bucks. Oh.

And it's a $6 test? You're about to say $60. How legitimate is a $6 test for bed bucks? No, it's legit. It's a very legit thing. And some lady heard me asking the guy for the test, so I'm walking to the checkout. Some random customer stops and talks to me about bedbugs for 15 minutes. Because she had bedbugs, and it takes six months to get rid of them.

And this is what you need to do, and you've got to stay on top of it. And giving me all these tips, I'm like, lady, I don't want to hear about your bed bugs. And I don't want people to know. I got bed bugs. So can we keep this quiet? But she was really nice. But I hear you on the radio talking all about it. So I go, I check out, I go home.

Did drummers get tired over here? Oh. And I put the kid in between the mattresses. And I woke up this morning. And I brought, let me bring Exhibit A into the. studio. He doesn't hiding behind a pillow.

Why did you hide it? Why are you limping? The bed bug got him. He's limping. No, no, I just get up. I get a little stiff. I'm older now. He has a zip-like bag.

In the zip-like bag is a piece of cardboard. Yeah. And you look inside. No bedbugs. No bedbugs. They would crawl in and they would get stuck in this. Is that a trap? And you only have to do it for one night?

You don't have to. Yeah. Because they'd be crawling in. know upon you. They'd be crawling. Look at that. Boom. No bed bugs. Are you sure you did that right? I followed the instructions word for word on the trap. Look.

How many bugs you see? None, but sometimes they're microscopic. No, you would see them. They're big. See, zero. Bed bug free. Woo! What are you doing? I just don't know if I believe that. Yeah, I neither. That looks

like a cardboard coaster with the tape. on it. No, this is a sticky glue. It's his bed bug glue. Yeah. Okay, well, I'm glad you... What's it smell like?

What's it taste like? Yeah, lick it. Lick it. No, I'm not gonna lick it. That's poison. Oh, that's true. Come on, guys. I'm smarter than that.

Okay, so you don't have bed bugs. I don't have bed bugs. Would you like evidence A into the court? No, but if you would have brought that in and had bedbugs on it... Not to put it in the bag. They're like gnats flying all around him right now. I know. There are fruit flies in here.

You're like that kid from Charlie Brown. Wait. Why is it me? They were over by pig pen. You're like pig pen. They're not over here now. We like you a lot. You're our friend.

I don't understand what I did. To do what? To get this bug. Their reputation? Oh, a lot. The reputation. Yeah, name what I did. Look in your car.

Look in your house. Like, you're dirty, dude. You have a good heart. You have a dirty exterior. And you don't shower. You don't wash your sheets. For how long? Do you not watch your shoes?

Oh, months. Trash in your car, spiders. Towels, a few weeks. See, here you are joining in. Yes. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

Man, phones are full. Let's go to Kaylee and North Bitterot. Kaylee, you work for a pest control company? Yes, I do. Okay, so Lunchbox brings in this cardboard test. He paid $6 for, and he says he's free of bed bugs. You hear this. What do you think?

I'm laughing to myself driving down the road. Okay, what are you going to tell lunchbox? Well, it's just, there's no way that could possibly tell you that there's bed bugs. Bedbugs hide in the cracks by your baseboards, up in your curtains, in the seams of your mattresses. They can live up to 18 months without a blood meal. So this little test underneath his mattress for one night, there is no way it's going to tell him if he's got bedbugs or not. So what does he need to do? He needs to call a pest control company.

they'll come out, they'll put mattress encasements on his mattress and box springs that he needs to leave on there for at least a year. You know, you can put your mattress cover or whatever on top of it, your sheep, but it's got some poison in it that won't hurt you. There's a barrier there. That seems a bit dramatic. A year? Yeah. I can't even stay in a relationship that long. And you want to let's just commit to bed bug fighting? Well, like I said, they can live up to 18 months without feeding on a blood meal.

Yeah. Is there a quicker way just to test it, though? Yeah. That's to get rid of them. she's saying for a year you keep it on there. That's not testing for a year. Oh, I thought you... I was like, that's the longest test.

I took the ACT. It took like four hours. And I was like, I'm out. No. To test them, you need to call past control company and have them come in and, you know, take a look at everything, doing an inspection.

Got it. Because if you don't know what you're looking for, you're not going to find them. Well, you just put a piece of cardboard down with some tape on it. You don't think it's a good idea? Six bucks? Absolutely not.

Kaylee, I appreciate you. Now, Bobby, thank you. I've been following you since you started at K. LAC. Thank you very much. Oh, wow. You are awesome. That's why I appreciate you so much. A couple things. First of all, let you got to call somebody. No, no, no. See, who did that lady work for? She just said, oh, you think she's a lobbyist for pest control? She works for a pest control company. Of course they're going to call and say you need to call us and have us come out. No, she wasn't saying to call her place. She didn't leave her number. Like, call anyone. She's just a nationwide conspiracy. They all started texting each other.

We got one over on the By-Bone show. We're going to get somebody calling immediately. Locked and loaded. The Whitey Tidy Tides saga that happened here on the show. Yeah. It was the argument is it Tidy Whitties or Whitey Tides. Right? Yeah.

And what did we say? So, Amy, you and I said Wighty Tidy Tidy Tides. Eddie said the other one. Tidy Witties. And a lot of listeners said Tidy Witties. Yeah. All of America, basically. There's a definitive answer.

Is there? Yeah. Amy, go ahead. Well, I would like to thank this super smart listener that sent me a note that said the undies are the tidies. and you would never say underwear white you would say white underwear so it's whitey tides

you don't say for a blue dress you don't say dress blue you say blue dress whitey tides woo it's English it's proper English I think you read the email wrong no I didn't because the description of the tidy of the whitties

are the tides so blue dress description tidy whiteys the tides are the underwear the whiteys are the color No, color first. That's English. Proper English is not clothing.

They're white tights. I got that same email and I was like, dang, thanks, dude. I even responded to them. I was like a dummy. No, you read it. Basically, it's white tites. Y-D-Tidy. Yes.

Oh, gosh, I thought they were whites. And they were tidies. That I called tidies. Huh. Oh, yes. We're smart again. This still goes on. No, it doesn't.

It's over. We won. That was the end of it. We won. Yeah, we win. Yeah, yeah, game over. The end of the day, we speak proper English. We got an email.

We won. By the way, lots of listeners are asking. Because, Amy, I found a date. What? Oh, about your trip to Haiti? Yeah, August. Let me put it on my calendar. Hold on, please.

Hold on, hold on. Okay. I told Amy that if her kids are not here by August, I would go to Haiti. Okay. Because I've been scared to go. I've been scared to go. I'd be honest. There's nothing.

It's not a time. I just am scared to go. Government puts out warnings every two days. Like, don't go to Haiti. The 18th and 19th of August, I can go. I'm sorry, the what, 18th and 19th? Yeah.

Okay, I can go. Haiti question mark. Okay, I got it in my calendar. If your kids aren't here by then, I'm going to go. Because I told you I would. You also made the side deal. Oh, we can celebrate my son's birthday. He'll be turning seven.

You can take him a gift and a cake. Perfect. I'll take him two cakes. Now, you said you would get a tattoo at my face on your body if I did this. Yes. And what area of the body have you decided? I'm thinking about the bottom of my foot. That's really sensitive.

Yeah, well, I don't know. Numbing cream, something. What about the heel of your foot? I wrote that. Oh, the heel. The rest of it's sensitive. Yeah. You need to the heel?

Okay, fine. I could do the heel. You're going to get a tattoo of my face on your heel if I go to Haiti. Yeah, yeah. I need to check out if I would be able to walk. I know, for official record. I mean. Repeat after me.

I. Amy. Amy. Do solemnly swear. Do solemnly swear. That if Bobby goes to Haiti That if Bobby goes to Haiti I will get a tattoo of his face

I will get a tattoo of his face Somewhere on my body Somewhere on my body Not a temporary tattoo Not a temporary tattoo Because that would not be fun Because that would not be fun And boy is Bobby fun to hang around

And boy is Bobby fun to hang around And good looking And good looking The end The end You heard it all right there I will take that to court Okay

So I can do August 18th and 19th, looking at my schedule. Okay. Why do I have on September 1st on my calendar, the only thing I've written is Bobby Going Craitzy? Oh, that's a day. That's B-Day. Okay. I love things that are on my calendar.

Yeah, because, no, no, here's what happened. There's a lot of crap happening in the world. Then there's a lot of stupid crap happening in country music. And on September 1st, if some things aren't fixed, it's B-day. I'm going on the air and I'm going off. I'm talking about there's a bus, and I'm throwing artists, radio stations, saddlelight radio people,

managers, us, I'm throwing us all, everybody's going into the bus. What is we doing? Oh, you don't even know

but keeping notes. I've been keeping an industry journal for the past year and if things aren't fixed by September 1st, boom, B day happens.

Okay, dang. Got it. It's a big day. If things don't get fixed, that's a Friday. Every blog. It's going to be like

Bicky leaks. Whoa. Yeah. Oh, with a B. Yeah. For Bobby. Bobby leaks, maybe. Yeah, yeah.

No, but Bobby leaks, it makes sense. It's like a ping. Nadell. I didn't even, no, no, I didn't picture you peeing. Bobby leaks. You're not weak. Okay, got it. Yeah, Bobby leaks.

That's not good. No. Brett and Mobile. Brett. Hey, Bobby, I got something for lunchbox. All right, go ahead. All right. So lunch bot is the biggest difference that I have found because I've dealt with both bedbugs and fleas.

The biggest difference is bedbock is bedbockers. bedbugs, you cannot feel them bite. Like, I went on vacation to this home and a little rental house, and I woke up one morning with bites all over my feet. I was like, man, I didn't even wake up, but surely I would have. So I looked them up, and bedbugs spit actually numbs your skin, so you cannot feel them bite, like, while you're sleeping. And so with the fleas, the thing with those is I brought in a stray cat, kind of like

a rescue deal, and started letting it sleep with me in the bed. I started waking up, having some bite beat, and I clearly thought they were definitely fleas. So I would highly suggest that you've got fleas in your house and not bed bug. All right. So whatever does you've got to get it out? I'm working on it. Yeah. Yeah.

Got it. Working on it. All right. All right. All right. Hey, Brett. Appreciate you, buddy. You all.

I appreciate you. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. I have to go to the dentist today and I have to go under So it's like to say Yeah

Now I know what that's like I don't like it You don't? Well not because it's under But because you wake up And your mouth is sore That's true And I talk for a living

Yeah So they have to take a tooth out Because I don't know They have to put in a replacement And then I have to go back And get that replacement fixed Oh

Because they have to send it to a lab So that's what I'm doing today Is somebody here driving me to? No. I mean, I can't if you need to. Uber. Oh, no. My dentist is like 45 minutes away because I like them so much.

I won't go to a closer one. Yeah. And I'm all about some convenience. Oh, for sure. Like, I grocery shop at the gas station. That's how much I like convenience. But I just, I like my dentist too much. And so, anyway, I have to go.

I was reading the story this morning about the key to getting through a dentist appointment is pretending like you're at a lounge chair at the beach. Yeah. How do you do that? literally what the headline says. When you're in the dentist chair and they're doing their things. A new study says it'll calm me down if you pretend you're lying not a lounge chair on the beach.

The researchers say that one day Dennis may be able to be virtual reality goggles to picture yourself on a beach. Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah, somebody's today. I'll lay back? Peter Colonna. Yeah. Oh, I can't, though.

You probably should get a spray tam before you come. So you're ready. I should have them spray tammy while I'm out So it's like I got it tan So I'll be thinking about me today At 3 o'clock I'll be in the chair I'm kind of jealous you're going to the beach Me too dude

I'm going to be stuck feeling something not as cool as that What are you doing today at 3 o'clock? Why you need a ride? I'm right Because they can't drive back right You can't, no I'll get a ride All Uber's Amy says

The beach boys are a while because they were super famous and they weren't famous and they came back in as old men and were famous again. Yeah, they were young in the 60s, 50s, you know, black and white, you know, doing surf songs and they disappeared through all like the 80s, and then they came back as old men and had that.

But this one was the 80s. Yeah, but I'm probably 80s hair band. Oh, yeah. The 80s type of music. Yeah, yeah. Because that was from the movie Cocktail. That's right. Yeah.

It was also in full house in the early 90s. That's right. It's Jesse played the drums for them. It still does, actually. John Stamos does play the drums for them. Wow. I knew this song. This was the jam back in the day.

You want to know how I knew this song? When I'd go visit my cousins in Chicago, we used to play house to this song. We'd be down in the basement and my brother. I'm sorry? What? And my brother and my cousin Pam would be the mom and dad. And then my sister, my cousin Vicki and me, we'd be the kids. We'd be like, we'd sing this song.

We'd act like we're going to Bermuda, Bahama, and that was how we'd play house. Yeah. Play house. I mean, I get it. I played house as a kid, but just hearing him talk about it. But yeah, we would play this song over and over and over again. Like, this was our vacation song. Like, we were going to.

You don't take a family vacation. We're playing house. I get it. How old were you? Oh, like seven, eight years old, nine years old? This really must have been popular with the families because this is the first song that with my sister and my cousins, we performed live for the family when I got a microphone for Christmas. Wow. Look at everybody's story.

My dad, he hates music, and this is the only cassette he ever bought. He hates music. How do you hate music? I don't know, but he didn't stand it. You didn't like it at all. That's like hating desserts. It's like lunchbox. It means nothing to him.

Yeah, well, he likes some music. Yeah, there's some that just hits me in the, you know. Like this. This song's taking me back. Did you see the thing where you can take pills to get a suntan? Yes, I did see that. How about that story? Where do we get them?

The drug. Where do we get them? Amy wants to know no safety. Nothing's weird about it. Where do I get it? I know. I know. A pill that gives you a natural sun tan.

Scientists have developed a drug that mimics sunlight to make the skin tan. No damaging UV radiation involved. The drug tricks the skin. See, that right, they're already methamphetamine. It's already, it's tricking. Okay. The drug tricks the skin into producing the brown form of the pigment melanin. Yeah, intestines and skin samples of mice. They do with mice.

And mice are okay? They're all good. So far so good. They're all living at the beach right now. I love this. I seriously will take that if it's deemed safe. You don't have a microwave in your house, and she's so anti-microw. She pickets microwaves.

She goes to the stores, we will not. It's all about balance, you know. You take some, you lose some. I just really... I believe the term is you win some, you lose some. Not you take some, you lose some. But I get what you were saying. Whatever.

I just really... would like to have more skin tone that's more olivey or with color instead of this my pale Irish skin I was born with from my family. I mean, I get spray tans. I do too, but I mean, if you take this pill, you just wake up tan. You don't want to trick your skin. I don't want to trick my body, period. What do you think you're doing when you take my doll?

You're tricking your uterus. It's not hurting anymore. I don't have a uterus. But you still take my doll. If Amy has it, I don't buy it. Oh, you don't buy it. All my doll is is the same exact thing you can buy as a man. It's just put a name on it for women.

It's like a painkiller with added stuff for bloating and caffeine for cramps. It's just the same thing. They just put a name on it. Really? Yeah, you could take it. You would love it. It's amazing. It's my fix-all.

I mean, he's all worried about his mailiness, but he wears a fanny pack. Oh, did you see my new fanny pack? The leather one. You post the picture of it? On my instant story? I have to watch it. I'll put it on Instagram right now. Hold on.

I got to save it. Guys, I bought it. It's a luxury fanny. Because I have the one that I wore to work today. It's the green one. It's casual. It's cash. It's cash day.

Look at me. Do you see it? He walked in this morning. No, I'll post it. I'll post it. I post it. I post it. I post it.

I post it. So I took a picture of it and I posted it and it's a luxury fanny pack. Oh, boy. And it's red leather. Wow. That's the weirdness of it. Because I was like, what kind of leather is that?

So it's red leather. Red leather. Yeah, and what's luxury? Leather. Yeah. What's my favorite luxury fanny color? Red leather. Thank you.

Red leather, yellow leather. I got you, dude. I'll post it on Instagram. Mr. Bobby Bones, you can see my luxury fanny pack. Talking about if your man's high maintenance or not and what it is about them. Hey, Kristen and Columbia, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

I'm really good. Thank you for calling. What do you have for us? All right. So my husband is extremely particular when it comes to his laundry in multiple facets. Gosh, I hope he's listening right now, too. Do you want us to call him? Oh, yes.

Okay, hold on. I'll put you on hold. And then we'll arrange this. Hold on a minute. Okay. Hey, Mike D. Kristen on line one. Do you hear me?

Kristen on line one. Her husband needs to hear what she's about to say. So she'll give you his number. We'll get them both on the phone. We can conference calls, right? Yeah, I think so. Of course. Of course.

A three-way? I'm telling you, we don't have that technology. We have the oldest, worst equipment. Our phone, not just our board. Our phone is probably from when this song came out. Yeah, I haven't used one of those in a long time. If it rang, I don't know that I would know what to do. It's a handheld.

Yeah. With a cord. With a cord. The whole thing's weird. Yeah. Like, if a child saw that, they would be, like, Like, what is this thing? Like, we have a replacement worker in today.

Who's, what? Her name is Morgan. We already have a Morgan. But we say Morgan number two. I think we should call her not. I don't think we should call her a replacement. You're a replacement player. No.

So our replacement player, Morgan, number two, is doing digital for the next couple of weeks. Do you know what this is? What, a phone? Yes, that's pretty good. Good job. Have you ever used a phone like that? How old are you? 23.

You ever use a phone like that where you have to pick it up with the phone? cord on it and put it to your face? Yes. Okay. But I have that in my office and I don't use it. Oh, because it's like a artifact. You're only 23? Yes. Oh, the guys are giving her a hard time for not knowing Kokomo. That's a week. And then Eddie yelled at her.

That's what we're talking about. Eddie goes, you don't know Kokomo? And she goes, no. When were you born, 90 what? 93. Oh, my. Then Eddie goes, but I know the Beatles. I was the born then. Anyway. My point is we have crappy equipment

We may not be able to three weigh them We'll try What's interesting? We're calling a replacement player right now Okay Are you offended by that Morgan replacement? No, but we gotta decide one

It's either Morgan to a replacement Morgan. I haven't decided what your name is yet I don't know She's 23 Yeah, you like that? We're just surrounded, I mean, keeps us young She's 13 years younger than you.

Yeah. How about that? So when I was 13, she was, yeah. You're seventh grader, and she's screaming out of that womb. Yep. Yeah, her husband's on. Okay, cool. Let's wait like one minute, and then we'll match them up.

Hey, do we know how to do three-way or no? No. No? That's a problem. I think I could probably push one down and then... Turn them both up? Oh. Never mind.

I'll leave it to you. Yeah, leave it to the pros. I will. Dude, I used to use three-way like a champ. When it first happened? That was fun. I get two people on the phone. I used to call like two beats place at the same time.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you didn't. No way. Okay, wait. I used to do on the radio. I called two pizza plays at the same time. And I think about it real quick, and they talk you to it like, oh, you order.

Hello? What are you on order? No, you call me? No, you called me. And I would laugh. Let's do that right now. You can't. Prank phone calls are illegal.

So fun. Wait, even, but ordering pizza is not illegal. But you can't record it and put it on the air. Oh, man. Man. I know. What did we tell him we are. SECC.

We're in all of fun. We went out of the railroad tracks here. Okay, so I want to go to line one, and Ben is on line one. Hey, Ben, it's Bobby Bones. Do you mind if I put you on the radio for one second? It's nothing bad. Yeah, man, go for it. Okay, so, Ben, your wife, Kristen, has called into our show,

and I don't know if you're a listener at all, but she's a listener of the morning show. And do you listen to all, Ben? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Okay, so what I'm going to try to do is see if there's a way to three-way them. That's great.

Kristen? Yes. Yeah. Ben? Yes. Jet-on. Boom, three-way. Kristen, can you hear Ben talking?

I can, yeah. Okay, now we're talking about high-maintenance men. And so, Ben, she called into the show and was talking, and she was like, I sure want him to hear this. So we got you on the phone. And so now, Kristen, the stage is yours. How is he high-maintenance? Regarding his laundry. Hi, love.

The biggest tantrum over the way his clothing is folded. and I just naturally fold clothes a certain direction. I don't know why it seems to be difficult. It's like right in with your left hand if you're right-handed, but it's hard for me to fold it in a different direction. He wants his shirts folded so that the pocket or where there would be the label, a symbol or logo, is up and showing, you know, if he has multiple shirts in the same color, he can tell which shirt it is based on the pocket.

Dang, Beyonce Ben, what's the problem? Right. No, no, no, no. Listen, logical. logical here, Bobby think. In the morning you're getting dressed, all your clothes are stacked up in your drawer. You look at your shirts. You want to know what you're putting on before you put it on, right?

Before you go unfolding everything, I get it. No, no, no. Hey, Ben, do your own laundry if you don't like out you do. I do. I refold everything. Okay. Who's doing most of the laundry here, Kristen? You or Ben? I do most of the laundry.

He works a lot. and so I don't put laundry away that's on him. He's very particular by the way he wants to put away. And what's up with this laundry fit? Like this whole thing. It's a long as thing. Just the way I was raised. You put it away right.

You don't have wrinkles in your pants. You don't have wrinkles in your pants. You know what you're putting on and you look good. So did your mom or grandma or your dad, whoever raised you, did they fold your laundry like that and that's why you like it now? They folded it like that and the floor tall is probably eight. I don't know, 10, 11, and then I got told how to do it, and I did it that way for my whole life. All right.

To be fair, like, one of my first memories when we started dating or getting more serious and, yeah, I was sleeping over at his house or whatnot in his clothes were there, and I would fold them, was him telling me how to fold his socks. His socks! Wait! Ben, how do you like your socks folder, buddy? My socks folded? Yeah. They just roll together. I don't even care now about my socks.

I probably cared at one point, but now it doesn't matter. Yeah, he's to care at one point. He's chill. He's chill about socks now. Kristen, how did he used to like his socks? Kristen, how did he used to like his socks? Okay, you have to take the socks, and you have to find them to fold them in the head center, and then you have to take the top of one sock and roll it completely over the other

so that they all line up exactly the same size when they're folded. Oh, wow. Ben, you're OCD. You go. You're OCD. right? A little bit. I recognize that because I'm the same way with a lot of things, not clothes, but the lining up

and the numbers and the colors, I do that. And I think Ben has a problem. And it's the only one that has lasted is this laundry folding. And I'm a good housekeeper, and I mean, I'm not saying I hand him his clothes and mask, but oh boy. Ask you're how the socks get folded now. I'm not getting it to a fire.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Ben, just, Does she have anything that she's high maintenance about? You need to get off your chest? Oh my gosh. Ask her about her bathroom sink. Oh! Okay.

Ask her. Justin, what's up with that bathroom sink? I'm not entirely sure what he means by that, but it might be that every single thing that I need to use on a daily basis is actually not put away anymore. It's blinding the sink because I want easy access to it. Bobby, it looks like a Macy's counter when you go off. man

I love these guys you know the OCD and then wants to put that stuff away oh man all right hey Ben have a great morning thank you for letting us talk to you Kristen have a great morning thank you for calling into the show man you guys are awesome

bye guys can we call them back tomorrow that's funny man we didn't get to the segment because we didn't need to let's go around the room and the most high maintenance thing about you guys and maybe you'll do your home

husband. Kaylee in Jessville, Arkansas. How are you? I'm great. How are you doing? I'm really good. Thanks for calling.

So tell me what's up. Your man. Your boyfriend. Tell me what's high maintenance about him. Oh, he's going to kill me. I've never told him this before. I've been together for six years. But he, every time he's sick, I'm talking like a stuff he knows, like maybe like a

small cough. He thinks he's dying. Like, he stays home from work. And I'm like, listen, if you're sick enough to stay home from work, you can go to the doctor and get some medicine. And he, like, refuses. He's like, no, I don't need any medicine. I'm like, but you're saying him from words, like you're sick, right?

So he wants you to baby him, yet he will not take care of himself. Exactly. Typical for a man, earlier I was talking about this. We were talking about Mother's Day versus Father's Day. And it was most people will spend more money and more time thinking about Mother's Day. And it was, men and women are different when it comes to what they need. Men, we're babies. We like to be babied.

If we got a sniffle, we need to be babied because we're weak. You guys are much stronger on what you need. Yeah. But what you like are birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day. That's what you like. Definitely. We're in need. We're the need sex.

We're men. Yeah. We're definitely more tough. And you guys need. Well, acknowledgement. Pampering, stuff like that. Affirmation. Yeah.

Thank you. You. By the way, somebody just tweeted me. Virginia Hensley tweeted me. Okay, what's you said? She quoted me when I said, hey, thanks for yelling over me. I appreciate that. Talking to you?

Uh-huh. She goes, Bolly Bones, you are so rude and such a princess. Now, the princess part I could probably agree with. But you're not so rude. No, I didn't think there was a... You weren't. I definitely talked over you. I can't even remember what you were doing.

No, I was trying to go to commercial. Yeah. And you started yelling. And I shouldn't do that. It's really part of my job. I should know, but I shouldn't do that. For real. So, yeah.

Tell her to shut up. No. Oh, okay. All right. Let's do the most high-mainest thing, your husband, Amy. He'll probably kill me. Go ahead. I'll always like it when it starts like that.

Go ahead. Okay, so you know how when you make a sandwich and it's either cut down the middle, like, horizontally or diagonally? He has to have it cut horizontally. And I always grew up cutting it diagonal. And I learned this in our marriage. Like when I, so I, for me, if we were making sandwiches or, or grill cheeses or something. Like I cut mine diagonal,

but I have to do his special and cut it horizontal down the middle. Is it that special, though? He would prefer it that way. Yeah. And I get it. I mean, I can eat a sandwich really either way, but I just grew up cutting diagonal, but I learned early on.

This is a thing? Wow. Well, it's not, I learned. You guys are going to fight over it? No, it's not a fight. He just, no, it's not a fight. Because I don't, like, now that I know, I don't intentionally cut a diagonal and be like, eat your sandwich.

If I'm mad at you and I'm like, Boom. And I would cut it off because he's a very, he's like me. Time, on time, on time, numbers, straight lines. Oh, of course. So that's why he wants to like. Absolutely. And I try to make it as even as possible.

Even as equal sides too. Then he's not like OCD, but there's just something about no. Well, then he's not when it comes to folding clothes. OCD isn't, okay, you don't throw him under the bus on this. But you're saying he's tricking me with the clothes folding. Oh, Amy, your husband went to the Air Force Academy and was in the military. And is awesome at what he does. Yet he can't fold a T-shirt.

Please. Come on. He's playing you. He's smart. I'm getting played. Lunchbox, what's the most high-maintenance thing about you? Listen, I am a charm to live with.

I am so easy. Like, I'm not very diva-like at all. The only thing is, I have to sleep on the same side of the bed every night. Boom. I got my side. That's normal. Yeah, we all have sides. I think you're really dirty.

Here, let me do you. You're really dirty. But you're saying my high-maintenance thing, I don't consider that high maintenance. I consider that low maintenance because I just don't care. Like, if it's messy. He has to take care of it. Yeah.

I don't really. But Ray and Eddie said they go over there and it's dirty. It's disgusting. Because she can't keep bar. Yeah, no. I mean, I don't know who's keeping. They're both not cleaning. It's not good.

She tries, but then I just, I dominate and overwhelm. There you go. Eddie? I mean, I'm like a lunchbox charm, for sure. But there's one thing that really makes me upset. And if you do it, I will be. really, really mad, and that's eat my protein bar. I have one bar that I have

every single, there's five. Every Sunday I go to the store, I buy five bars Monday through Friday. And if you eat one of them and I have to go to the store to get a whole new pack, I'm really upset. Think thin bars. Don't touch them. Well, let me talk about me because I'm a charm to live with, right? Oh, I bet. But nobody lives with me. My dog does, right?

Yeah. So I guess that's not. You know, it's tough because I'm all about time. And there's no being late. There's no even thinking about being on time. We got to get there early to everything. Obnoxious. And if we're getting close, I'm like, hey, are you close to getting ready?

Oh, that's so annoying. You clap? I'm like, hey. Hey, how much longer do you have? I'm like, hey, what would think, estimate? Let's estimate how long it's going to take you to get ready. What do you think that ETA is on you walking down to the living room? It's pretty obnoxious, man.

It's awful. But I am who I am. I think it's very disrespectful to be late. It is. What gives you the most stress? Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter. Facebook. Why?

Well, I avoid it because it gives me stress. Too much to catch up on people posting things, political stuff. I don't feel good going there. I do not go there really often. Instagram and Twitter, I go every day. So that's how I can give you that answer with confidence. Twitter stresses me out the most. Really?

Because of, like, bad news or? I'm on Twitter the most because I'm constantly trying to read news. And the news isn't good a lot of times. Facebook doesn't stress me out because I don't care. It's just evil. That's like, I don't know, like, bad part of town, I don't go to it. So I don't go over there.

So, but Twitter, I'm on there a lot. People are just fighting all time about stuff. News organization, fight with each other. Reporters fight with each other. It just stresses me out. Quote, in each other. Instagram is the biggest, though, because of FOMO and body image issues. Because, again, people.

You just have to know, like, hey, this is probably filtered five times. They don't really look like that like that. Sometimes I post things of myself. I'm like, that doesn't even look like me, but okay. But it looks good, so I'll put it off. Okay. True. I wish that everyone just accepted in their head that Instagram's the best of, a greatest hit.

It is. It's the greatest hits of the day. You're right. So. Very interesting in a way to look at it, best of, because Facebook is everything. I mean, I went to get a cup of coffee. Here's my kid's last day of school picture. I mean, stupid things.

You're a success of those kids. I'm stuck on that. Well, I had another one. day. First day of PK. Last day of pre-K. Annoying. Great. I mean, Fracebook is the most stressful by far. I haven't tried.

Phrasebook. Yeah, it's new. What's this phrasebook? Fresebook is new. Now I say Facebook? Yeah, you did. I meant Facebook. Whatever.

It is. See, I'm not just talking about it. Uh-uh. Zuckerberg, clean it up over there. All right. Check us out at phrasebook.com. Babibones. Talking about high maintenance men. Robin and North Little Rock.

you. I'm doing great. How are you? I'm really good. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Oh my gosh. Okay. So y'all are talking about high maintenance men. I'm going to take everybody out this morning. I'm on top. I've won already. My husband is so high maintenance. Well, let me back up. First, he's English. But here's the thing. He's got so many high maintenance things. But the one thing we have to do when we're out, run around, shopping, whatever, we have to get his Coke from a sonic. We can be going through McDonald's, and his drink has to come from Sonic. Wow. How's that one? So you get food from somewhere else, but the drink has to be. Is it because the ice? That's what's going to wonder?

Oh, it's just the Coke. No Coke flavoring with the carbonation or whatever, the ice, the Route 44. It has to be perfect. And before I drive off, he has to take a drink, check it out, and make sure it's good enough. That's pretty high maintenance. That's like ridiculously high-main. Yeah, that's a good one. Hey, thank you very much,

Ron. I appreciate you for calling. Thanks. I have a great day. We love your show. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's a whole thing. Like, he must go there.

He must fill that cup the same soft foam way. We all know we've been to Sonic a million times. The ice is fantastic. So amazing. And the syrup is different in every machine. Like, each place makes the Coke a little different. It's how much syrup you put in. It's a mixture.

Interesting. I didn't know that. What did you think happened? They just poured cans into a, I mean, I didn't know that you could make it more serpier or less serpies because I don't drink Coke, so I don't know that. But I think I found my high maintenance thing. Oh, you finally found one. I finally found one.

Go ahead. If we go to the grocery store, I make my wife take the shopping cart all the way back into the store when we're done unloading it. That's nice. But why don't you do it? Right. Because I'm driving. So I'll pick her up. But she can't leave it in one of those bins.

She can't leave. She has to walk it all the way back into the store and put it back where she got. Because you're a former cart boy. Yes. And she gets so annoyed. But that's it. You're like, if you don't go to that, I'm not driving you home. You won't drive her home?

No. We won't leave the parking lot so she goes and puts it in the store. Have you guys ever had a standoff? Oh, yeah. She's like, I'm just going to go put in the bin. I was like, we ain't leaving. And we'll sit there. And so wait, so she just went and put in the bin.

No, she sits there and she's like, why is it such a big deal? And I said, because she goes, no, I'm going to go. And I said, if you do, we're not going to leave. and she'll go put it in the store. So she's never challenged you on it fully. Not fully. She's never committed to putting it in the bin and then trying to get in the car.

Former Carboy life. I'd have to lock the door. Bloop. You would lock her out of the car. I believe him. I just have to get cars to a hobby lobby. You have to go out. It's a pain in the butt, isn't it?

It is. But wasn't that your job? Isn't that why they're there? It is. No, that was my only job. I didn't even go inside the store. I just picked up cars the whole day. Right.

So you wouldn't have a job if people didn't put them in the bins. But why not make someone's life a little easier if you can? But if you show up to work and there are no carts in the bins, what do you do? What did you do lunchbox? If there was no carts, did they have like you restocking stuff? What did you do? You just kind of hung out with your boys. If people needed help loading.

Like if they have a heavy thing, we had to put it in their car. But there's always carts. Let me tell you. It's annoying. Or you take a break because you're out of the heat. You sit down for 10 minutes. But the most annoying thing is when you're going up the hill and you're pulling 20 carts and someone stops you in the middle of the hill.

Can you take one more? Come on. I do that. You stop me in the middle. I mean, all my little. I thought that was helpful. No. Suddenly he's going uphill in the snow.

It is. My same thing card. It is. There you go. All right. Our listeners are so funny. They just sent me this. Here.

This is from the Today Show. If a party is slated to start at 6.30 p.m. What time do you arrive? Is it A, the designated start time. B, 10 to 15 minutes late. Or C, 30 minutes late. Okay, okay, so here we go. First of all, they didn't even give the real option early, which is my favorite option.

But if the party starts at 6.30, do you get there at 6.30, 15 minutes late or 30 minutes late? Okay. What would be your answer? I haven't heard the whole clip. If you've been invited to a party, you get there 15 minutes late. Okay. That's easy. 15 minutes late.

You don't want to be the first one there, but you don't want to be the last one to arrive either. Boom. Okay. I think the question's already wrong because I already got there 6 o'clock. Yes. If it starts at 6.30, Bobby will be there at 6. I mean, like, you need any help anything? I would have gotten there at 7.

30 minutes late, for sure. 45. Oh, it starts at 6.30. No, I'd get there at 7. 30 minutes late. Okay. 10 to 15 minutes late. That is correct. That's stupid. I love us. Yes. Yes.

15 minutes. No, the time that you say, it's the time that people should get there. And the really good people in your life, we get there early. What times you get to Amy's party? Well, listen, the party was how it was roughly was it started like eight or something? Eight. Yeah, probably got there at 7.30. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not bad. And he sat there and just drank energy drinks.

It's not like he was, or eight, got there to lend a hand. If you were to ask me to lend a hand, you'd have had two helping ones. Oh. But you didn't? No, I just was rushing around. And then we never even ate until 9.45 because I was still. Man, Eddie, how time did you get there? I wasn't invited.

It's fun. I finally got invited my first Amy party. You stop finally invited. It lived up to the high. Really? Yeah. When the pony came out, I was like, just the great thing. I forgot to tell you guys that pony.

Oh, my goodness. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Amy's got a pile of things over there. What do you have in the pile? Well, three drug smugglers were caught with meth in their underwear at the airport. Two of them are already boarded the plumbus.

The third one got busted in security with like the bags of meth taped to his thighs. And then they realized he had two other accomplices with him. They made it through. They pulled them off the plane, found bags hidden in the brawl and in their carry-on luggage. I'd be so mad to do you get caught. Yeah. Like you got two on and then Jimmy gets caught. It was $27,000 worth of meth.

Like I don't like meth anyway. Me neither. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. But still, two get on. Yeah.

And you're the one that causes your buddies to all go to jail? Or how about the fact that those people even made it, the meth made it through? I'm so much stuff making it through. We have no idea. Oh, I don't like that. I told you. I had ex-girlfriend once. I don't like the sound of that.

Her job was, ooh, ooh, ooh, I don't like the sound of that. Thank you funny, guys. I'm glad you caught onto it because I was trying. Your ex-girlfriend. She worked in food, like food sales. Distributions. Yeah. And she'd always use box cutters because she'd go into factories stuff and she'd have to cut.

And she got to the airport security screen with like three box cutters. And then she was like, dude, yeah. And this was like shortly after 9-11-ish. Yeah, this is like five years after 9-11. I mean, way after 9-11. Wow. And she got on the other side and she freaked out because she was like, oh, my God, I have box cutters on the other side of the airport. On that security.

You just keep going. She just thrown away and just was out. No, you were just leaving in your purse. Don't bring them out because then people are. I'm not getting on an airplane with box cutters in my purse. Yeah. there you're out of your mind That's why I turned myself in

You're drawing more attention to yourself You're taking them out in the airport No I'm throwing away the purse I mean I'm just getting rid of them I'm not getting on an airplane with box cutters I don't know Amy walked with a had a switchblade But I turned myself in I was in line for security

And I flagged down one of the TSA agents And I said but I was in line So I trapped with people in front of me And behind me and I was like sir I have a switchblade in my back Can I give it to you? He's like no He's like you're going to need a

go mail that to yourself or we can hold it for you. So I paid like $5 and they put it in a locker for me at the airport. When I flew back through, I got to pick it up. Your switchblade. Yep. Which I don't think you've had since. It was a gift. I know, but you don't think you've used it.

I have it at home. I know right where it is I use it sometimes. Yeah. For what reason? Because I need it. When you're just switching and blading around the house? Yeah. Practice.

What's in the pile? Okay. If I say this, what do you think of what network? Fair and balanced. Oh, I saw that Fox dropped it. Yeah. Fox News is known for always being like, fair and balance. That's their slogan.

And now they're switching it to most watched, most trusted, or something like that. Because it's not fair and balanced. No news is fair and balanced. Yeah, none of it. I don't think fair and balanced is this show. Yeah. We're fair and balanced. Well, we're really not either, I guess.

If I say this, I like this game now. Unfair and imbalanced. Don't think that's our show. Go ahead. Okay, if I say this, what do you think of? No soup for you. Lunchbox. Soup again.

Mommy, mommy. What's that car show? Scream and. Sicilian pizza. Mommy, mommy. What's for dinner? Soup again. No, mommy.

Not tonight. I want you to live outside the box. Let's have pizza. Scream in Sicilian pizza, Mommy. Listeners will message me and go, I tried the lunchbox commercial pizza and it's good. It's good. Soup again.

No, mommy. Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, no soup for you. So suit man has filed for bankruptcy. The soup Nazi. Not suit man. He's not a hero of suit. No.

He's a Sikh Nazi. He doesn't fly around protecting soups all over the city. Is Nazi the PC? I'm soup, man. I'm just trying to be balanced. Fair and balanced. That was his name on the TV show.

That's what they called him. He was the suit Nazi. But now sometimes, one time I said that to my friends, it was being a stickler about something, and I was like, okay, yoga Nazi or whatever, because she was, I don't know what I was, I'm just giving an example. But you were giving that as a term. That's actually his name on the show. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's different. You're just assigning someone the term Nazi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not PC. So, I'm not do that. So I changed it to Suitman. Nobody knows there's soup man. It's because he doesn't exist. Worst comic book ever.

Hey, what did you get? Well, I got the new Wolverine edition 61 and have Soup Man, episode one, edition one. This one kind of sucks, Peter. And the last thing from my pile that I want to talk about is Spaghetti Man. That actually would be kind of cool. What? It would be spaghetti man. Yeah, yeah.

His arms are like noodles. Wrap people up. Okay. Go ahead. A small plane violated airspace while the president's plane was nearby and it was taken down by two fighter jets, not shot on. What taken down? She won't say soup Nazi, but she'll talk about a plane getting shot down.

It was, no, no, no, no. Was it Harrison Ford? No, it was, shockingly. It wasn't. It's Harrison Ford and a Civil War plane given the third. I played. I was like, what a! No, no, no, no. But the fighter jets escorted the plane down. It was like intercepted. But I mean, like, know your airspace or something. You would think they'd be like, heads up, Air Force One in the area. Don't fly over here. And you got about 10 seconds before we shoot you down. Yeah. You can't be flying near the airplane. No, no, no. Unless you're Harris is. I mean, I'm sure it was an accident. Total accident. How scary would that be if like these two fighter jets pull up next to you and they're like, yo, you down.

You're probably thinking they're not even for you. Yeah, I'd be like, hey, waving like thumbs up. You're like, that's cool. You're taking a picture with your phone. You're like, tough God. This is the Bobby Bones show. Thanks to Shania Twain for coming by, day number two. You can hear that up on the podcast.

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