The Bobby Bones Show - Shock Collar Spelling Bee + Celebrity Sightings + Amy Gets Her Bikes Back
Episode Date: July 4, 2018Show members try to spell words correctly while wearing a shock collar. Listeners share stories of seeing celebrities in public. Amy takes the law into her own hands and tracks down her kid’s stolen... bikes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Ah, here we...
So Eddie's worried because his kids are starting to, like, hip-hop.
Oh, what's wrong with that?
Guys playing.
Well, with hip hop comes a little different kind of lingo and conversations.
You talking about bad words?
Yeah, and the stuff that they talk about.
Like, I'm twisted.
Like, I'm kind of torn because I feel happy that they're expanding in their music takes.
This is a jam.
I get it.
But, I mean, they're going to start liking this.
And then, then junior, my 10-year-old is going to start looking into other hip-hop artists.
and sometimes they get kind of nasty.
But they have clean versions.
And also, what about country music?
They talk about drinking all the time.
They talk about getting high and all kinds of stuff.
Yeah, but hip hop's not so secretive or like they don't use those into windows.
This is like straight up like we're just rolling.
You know what I'm saying?
And so I'm torn because I'm like, cool, respect.
My kids like likes music.
But like 10 years old, like he's like starting to look at Drake and starting to research Drake's songs now.
And I'm like, oh boy, just stay away from that 69 guy.
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, so he has free reign on the internet?
He has, so he has like the Iheart radio app where he gets to choose his music and he has his
playlists.
Can he pick bad words songs?
Well, we've said it to clean.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's not that they're saying the actual bad word.
It's what they're talking about.
You have to let him get in hip-hop.
So like if you're-
You can shut down his, you're not Russia.
No, I just thought I thought I was doing good because he knows all about the Beatles and the
Beach Boys, and then he just kind of threw me for a loop with, like, Dad, have you heard that Drake song, God's Plan?
God's Plan.
And I'm like, God's Plan.
I hope that sometimes I won't.
I mean, next thing you know, he's going to be walking around like, run down the street.
Whoa.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I saw.
I mean.
Like, okay, maybe I sound a little like old school.
You sound like an old grandpa.
I'm a concerned parent.
Yeah, that's fair.
I had similar thoughts with 50 cent candy shop.
Tell me about that one.
So my kids were like, I'm ticket to the candy shop.
And I'm like, oh my goodness.
But I mean, they think it's the candy shop.
No, I get it.
I'm okay with that.
Like, they're like, well, mom's to the candy shop.
I'm going to get what I get.
I mean, if you listen to the lyrics to that, it's awful.
But we were all listening to that.
It didn't hurt us.
Your kid was watching the Deadpool 2 trailer, Eddie.
Yeah?
You're going to let them watch Deadpool to the movie?
You're thinking about it.
But that's like bad language.
Is it?
Yeah.
And Black Panther?
Is that bad?
No, not that bad.
Okay.
Recognizing people, doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Let me give a big ICU to Phoenix's Department of Public Safety.
They briefly shut down lanes on the interstate to rescue two dogs that were running around on the freeway.
I'm talking about they had to shut down the interstate, which is hard to do.
Because I watch those police chases and they got to get way ahead with those spikes.
Yeah, yeah.
After a chase of the dogs, they were able to catch them, uninjured, and get them to a lot.
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And if no owner
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I see you.
Yeah.
Bobby Bones.
Show.
Amy was on the air a couple of days ago saying,
Stop giving my kids candy.
Talking to everybody who passes eye candy.
Then I go to Amy's Insta story
and she has her kids at an ice cream bar.
Weird.
Eat it.
Ice cream.
toppings. And so I send her a message on Nitz's the story. Like, what are you doing? Hippocrit. Yeah. What do you think about
that? Yeah. And I replied, I am not a stranger. I'm not a stranger giving my children candy.
I am their mother. And by the way, that sweet ceases, the ice cream shop is attached to their
doctor's office, conveniently, their pediatrician, where they had to go get shots that they hate.
And my son was screaming bloody murder. And the way we got through that was.
you know what?
There's frozen yogurt downstairs.
So let's just do this.
Now, it didn't really help everything
because he still was screaming bloody murder,
but ice cream afterwards didn't make them feel better.
So two things.
One, what a location grab by an ice cream place
to get next to a pediatrician.
Yeah, talk about real estate genius.
Yes.
And two, you can take your kids and eat them
if you whatever they want.
You can eat whatever they want.
But you come on the air and always say,
I can't give them sodas
and candy, then they'll know about it.
I don't know that I've said candy.
I have been firm on sodas,
and you can ask my kids right now if they've had a soda
since they set foot on American soil,
and they have not.
And that has been so hard because, you know.
I'm not even mom shaming you.
You are.
You are on Instagram.
I felt mom shamed, and you called me a hypocrite,
and I said, I'm their mom.
And you know what?
They needed a little treat, and they needed to feel good
because they got pickies.
They don't like getting picky.
Pickies is sure.
shots in their bodies and they had to get multiple and they it's hard on them and then they were
blaming me they said mom this is your fault we have to get picky I said no we're getting down to it
you just wanted for that all to be shit I give them ice cream all the time I'll tell you what I'll come
over to the house and I will bring them an ice cream bar like a whole bar I'll set up the bar at the house
yeah whatever you want to do but you're again you're another person giving them things you're not
the actual parent like I'm the parent making that call because the government is making my children
and get shots.
And then they blame me.
Okay.
So I'm just trying to survive, but they still have not had soda.
But is there a deal?
Okay.
You know?
Yeah, there is a difference.
I was just kind of kidding.
You know, a little joke, but I see your passion there.
Yeah, I know.
You good?
You calm down?
I think so.
Just don't, you, I think I responded to your Instagram note.
Probably I sent you like 50 replies because I was so annoyed.
Yeah, so was I.
By your replies.
Thank you.
And Godspeed.
So Amy has two kids, 11 and 7.
She adopted them from Haiti after spending five years, knowing them and going through the adoption process, and they get to America.
And all they want is a bike.
That's all they want, a bicycle.
Never had their own bicycles before.
Never even, like, ridden a bike because they don't have those at the orphanage.
So they both get a bike.
And you put them in the garage when the night's over, and all of a sudden they're gone.
Yeah.
On, I guess, Thursday they were taken.
It was Friday night that I was sort of, we realized, okay, the bikes are gone.
They didn't like leave them somewhere else in the yard.
We're not seeing.
They're gone.
So Friday night, I'm tuned in on that.
I'm like, okay.
So Saturday, we go as a family.
We walk to this park that we go to a lot.
And there's this jungle gym that my son loves to climb to the top of, like very top.
And he's up there on the top and we're over in the soccer field playing with our daughter not paying attention.
And because he's so high, he can see everything.
And he starts yelling with this little Spider-Man helmet on.
Mom, mom.
There's my bike.
And I'm thinking, oh, poor guy.
He just really...
He's seen stuff.
He misses his bike so much.
He misses his bike, like any red bike.
Because we normally ride bikes to the park, but he had to do his little scooter
razor thing.
And then my daughter's on this other bike that she's way too big for.
But she wrote it anyway and we went.
So he's like, that's my bike.
And we're like, son, that's not your bike.
Your bike's gone.
Don't worry about it.
We'll get another one later.
And then about three other people start rolling up on bikes behind this kid.
And my husband starts squinting.
like, that's our daughter's bike right
behind the son's bike. And they're very two
distinct bikes. Like my husband's is red,
my sons is red with like flames on it and
says mini hot rod.
And our daughter's bike is similar.
Like, and it just looks different.
So I'm like, those
are their bikes. How old are
the kids riding the bikes? They
ranged from 9 to 11.
I talked to all of them.
Oh, oh, you went NASDAM. Oh, I love this. What did you do?
What you do? Oh, yeah. So I start
sprinting. And they're on bikes.
their way, but I mean, I just haul.
And then they get to this point where they have to cross
the road, so they have to stop. And I'm
like, thank you. They're stopped.
And there's also a marathon going on, so there's tons of
people around, so I felt like, sort of safe or whatever.
And I just said, excuse me!
Excuse me!
Were there people around you? Yes.
Are they filming you? They started filming.
Oh, okay. That's what I would have done too. If someone's yelling at kids,
I'll come to cell phone. Yes.
And I even said, you don't need to be filming me.
My husband asked to stop. He goes, I'm filming this
for y'all's protection if these kids stole your bike.
And I said, where did you get these bikes?
And they said, the one boy said, my friend gave it to me.
And the girl said, my brother gave it to me.
And I said, was your brother his, the same friend?
Because if so, that person's a thief.
These are my kids' bikes.
And I don't know where you got them, but they went missing from our house a few days ago.
And if you can prove to me that these are your bikes, like, I don't want to take from you.
I don't want to take your stuff.
but I'm like 99% positive because he's very unique that these are my kids' bikes and they were stolen.
How are they going to prove it?
Pull out the title?
Exactly.
Ma'am, here's the title.
I mean, I am like, I'm borderline trying to go, Mama Bear.
Like, you stole my kids' bikes and they've never had bikes for it and they worked hard.
We made them earn those bikes.
And somebody just went up into our house and stole them.
But then I'm also trying to like extend grace.
Like these are kids.
They clearly maybe don't have the right direction in life right now.
And I maybe want to teach them a lesson.
Like there's police all around again because there's a marathon going on.
But I said, look, I'm not going to get the police involved.
I just want you to admit that these are not your bikes.
And if you can do that on your own, hand them over.
Like, we're all good.
You won't go to jail.
I said, and then I call my kids over.
I said, because see this little boy right here and this little girl?
These are their bikes.
And my daughter comes riding up.
on this bike that does not fit her.
And then sure enough, they hopped right off the bikes, and they gave them up.
And I just could not believe it.
I couldn't believe it.
So that was proof right there.
They knew they were on stolen bikes, whether they took it or the friend or the brother.
Hot property.
Hot property.
That is so awesome.
And then my kids were like, this is so awesome.
We just got our bikes back.
Like, thanks, Mom.
And then I felt amazing.
And then my daughter, the bike that didn't fit her, she ended up giving it to the girl that
was riding her stolen bike.
She said, here, I want you to have this.
Like, I asked my daughter, do you want her to have this?
And my daughter was like, yes, she can have it.
And so we gave it to her, and I said, this is a gift.
And I said, and you guys, you know what?
I know y'all live in this neighborhood.
I asked the one boy how his mom would feel if she knew this was going down.
And he said, she would be really sad.
And I said, yeah, I would be sad, too, if my kids were doing this.
I said, but I want you all know, like, we all live in this neighborhood.
Let's be a community.
Let's not steal from each other.
Let's share.
Like, if y'all want to ride a bike, like.
I don't give him the bike again.
I know.
But I was trying to, like, show that not everybody's against them
and that they're, show them grace and, like, teach them a lesson at the same time.
And, oh, it was amazing.
But then later, a police officer told me that I definitely handled that wrong.
I should not have done that.
Oh.
Because the juveniles in my neighborhood are, they've even formed a special task force for the juvees in our neighborhood.
And that they can be pretty intense.
And I could have been in danger.
So next time, please go get a police officer and have them.
I may lose the bike by then.
Yeah, that's true.
I know. Well, there was police everywhere.
I just, I just...
I love it. I love it.
I just wanted my kids to have their bike back.
And they got them.
And I'm a little sore.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Police in Illinois were raising money for the Special Olympics at a charity event.
This guy came by.
Say, I'd like to give a donation.
It was to the cop on a rooftop event where police officers sit on the roof of Dunkin' Donuts
and asks for donations.
So the guy drives up and he says, yeah.
And he put eight $100 bills in the donation jar.
Wow.
And so they're like, whoa, that was a lot.
While he was in the shop, he goes, oh, I should do more.
He comes out, writes a check for $25,000.
What?
Puts it in there, gets in his car, and drives off.
They don't know who it is.
But he said he wanted to help the Special Olympics and respect to police, which I love.
He did that.
Because both are awesome.
Yes.
Both are awesome.
By the way, shout out to our men in blue.
You know, and you read those stories and you go,
man, I wish I had $25,000 to donate.
It's not even about that.
Yeah, it's about finding ways to be awesome.
That's exactly it.
You don't have to have money to be awesome.
That's right.
You don't have to have money to be awesome.
Thank you.
There you go.
That's good news.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes to us from Huntsville, Alabama.
A 55-year-old man was in the lobby of his apartment complex
when he sees a roach climbing on the wall.
He's like, hmm, I need to kill that thing.
Pulls out his lighter.
There you go.
Tries to light it on fire.
Only problem he was on the bulletin board.
Up in flames, it goes, burns down the whole clubhouse.
Oh, man.
Whoops.
I always like fighting things with fire.
That always seems to work out well in the old bonehead.
Oh, yeah.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Well, there's a mouse.
And I got a blow torch.
This seems normal.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
We're transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Ball Show.
Come on, Bob.
Lunchbox, why are you being so dramatic about 23 and me?
Oh, he's...
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Okay, so let me set this up with everybody listening.
I have tears in my eyes laughing at this.
Months ago, I did 23 and me before they were a part of the show.
And so I did it, and I wasn't going to pay to do it.
And then a bunch of our listeners did it, and they thought, wow.
these Bobby Bone Show people, they're hardcore.
And I enjoyed 23 of me.
A lot of our listeners did now, just full disclosure, they're a sponsor on the show.
So they sent everybody a test.
And what it is, you spit into it and it tells you who you're related to, you know, how many arms your kids are going to have.
It's all kind of weird stuff.
And everyone wants to do it, but Lunchbox says, I'm not doing it.
Why?
Because you want to stay off the grid?
Yeah, I want to stay off the grid.
I don't want my DNA being out there for the world to have.
Don't you think they already have your DNA?
I've never given it voluntarily where they can just keep it.
And then what if they clone me?
What about blood?
You've given blood?
Have you given blood before?
Yeah, I've given blood, but that goes to a patient.
How do you know where it goes?
Because they tell you when you check in, they say this is going to help save a life.
Okay.
All I'm saying is you don't have to do it.
I don't know if they're telling you have to.
Yeah, I was told I had to do it.
No, you don't have to do it.
No.
If they told you that, whoever told you that was wrong, you're welcome to do it.
They'll do it for free.
And it's awesome.
Amy, did you do it?
I have it.
I just got the kit.
And then I had an extra one sitting here.
So I think maybe this is lunchbox donating his to my husband.
Oh, okay.
Yes, I was bringing your family closer together.
And I think it's great if you want to find out about your ancestry and things that you have.
Your health history.
Yeah, go ahead.
And your history of your, like, illnesses and where you come from, it's great.
Like, it's really cool.
But I am trying to stay off the grid, so I don't want to throw my DNA.
Who are you, the Unabomber?
What is your problem?
You're going to stay off the grid.
You need to go fully off the grid.
No, no.
I know you peed in a cup.
I'm not going fully off the grid, but I'm just trying to stay off the grid as much as I can.
I don't use the GPS.
I don't do any of that because I don't want people to know where I am.
You have a laptop.
They can listen to everything you're doing in your laptop on your phone.
If they want you, they got you.
Unless you're living in Wyoming.
I'm being deep in the forest.
They got you, dude.
He's going to come to work tomorrow with a typewriter.
So, okay, but you do not have to do it.
Thank you.
Eddie, did you do it?
No, I'm about to do it, but here's the problem.
You can't have any drinks or anything, like within 30 minutes before you spit.
I feel like I'm drinking every single time.
Every time I think about it, I'm like, dang, I just took a drink.
Water?
Yeah, water, whatever, beer, coffee.
I'm always drinking something.
All you have to do is go, set an alarm on your phone.
30 minutes.
You can have something to.
Why, you guys mean so dramatic about this.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, you guys?
You guys are drama queens.
Lunch is paranoid.
I'm only worried like, what if I'm not Mexican?
That's going to be messed up.
So wait.
You're thinking what if you come back and what?
What if I'm like something completely different than I thought I was?
What if my dad's not my real dad?
Okay, now we're getting to why Eddie doesn't want to take it.
It's not about coffee.
I'm not worried about being on the grid, though.
I'm not worried about that crap.
Okay.
Eddie, I think you're okay.
You look exactly like your dad.
Okay.
You never know.
And you're from South Texas.
Yeah, but what?
What if I'm like?
You're Mexican.
Okay, I don't know.
You don't even need 23 of me for that.
Okay, I got Amy.
The Bobby Ball Show.
You want to play this game or no?
Ready.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean.
Do you want me to go first and get it over with?
Or third?
Whatever.
I don't even want to do this.
Oh, Eddie's got the big camera out of recording.
I'll just go the fire.
I'll just go first.
Okay.
So what we have in the studio is a...
It's a big dog shot caller.
Mm-hmm.
And so...
Mike Dio will strap around my neck
Now this is for dogs over 100 pounds
I would never use this on a dog by the way
Only it's not only human
Go ahead strap me up
Oh hold on hold on
Don't who's got the button
Don't shock me until
We're ready to go
Who's shocking?
I will no he's playing the game
Ray? Yeah Ray will because Ray's hosting it right?
Yeah hit me
Don't do nothing
Check to see if it works right Bobby you
You test it out on us
Put it on your arm Mike
Mike, put it in your chest.
It works?
It works.
Raymond.
Yeah, I got it.
If you shock me when it's got time to shock.
You're fired.
Is this on Facebook Live?
Oh, baby.
Go under his headphones.
Head phone.
Easy.
Or don't.
Do not.
Test it.
Well, no, do you.
Raymond?
No, you always tested on us.
We just tested on Mike.
You didn't get the test.
Are you ready, Raymond?
What's the, what's the...
I got your word.
You ready?
No, no.
How many words are we doing?
Hey, why are you sweating, buddy?
How many words are we do?
I got three words for you.
Okay.
So you're going to ask me a word and I spell it.
Yeah.
And don't shock me unless I miss it.
I'm not.
That's how spelling works, Bobby.
Go ahead.
It's all the way to 10.
The level 10.
I'm not going to shock you.
Do not shock me until it's time to shock me.
All right, first word, here we go.
Go ahead.
Indite.
Oh, ho.
I don't even know.
I have no idea with that.
Can I have an sentence, please?
If you go to jail, you've been indicted.
What?
That's not.
That's not.
No.
indict
in
did you shock me
no
oh okay
dude relax
this is
I have a dark
shock collar on my neck
indict
I
N
D
D
I
C
T
indict
correct
one down
all right
second word
you ready
go ahead
pronunciation
pronunciation
Oh gosh, I'm not even...
What's up, Amy?
I wouldn't get it.
Pronunciation.
Can you use that in sentence, please?
Amy has trouble with pronunciations.
Very true.
Can you give me the root origin of that word?
American.
American.
Pronunciation.
We're just making stuff up.
Pronunciation.
P-R-O-O-
N,
U-N
C
I-A-T-I-O-N
pronunciation.
Correct.
Yeah.
I didn't know if it's
pronunciation or pronunciation.
Depends on you pronounce it.
Yeah.
One more.
All right.
Don't shock me.
Don't lift your hand up like that.
I don't like what you lift your hand up.
It's like you're shocked me.
All right.
Go ahead.
Hankerchief.
Would anyone like to steal this word?
Also pronounced
I think there's a double pronunciation.
How is it also pronounced?
Hankerchief?
Hankerchief?
Oh, yes.
Who is pronounced it?
Hankerchief?
It depends where you're from.
Yeah.
It depends on yours origin.
Hankerchief.
Wait, no.
Hang it.
No, come on, man.
Now get up my head.
Hankerchief.
Hankerchief.
Hankerchief.
H-A-N-N-H-A-N.
Can I start over?
Yes.
What?
H-A-N-D
Handker.
K-E-R
C-I-E-F, handkerchief.
You forgot the H-E-H.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, what?
You got to put the shocker on your neck.
I did?
Yes.
Where?
You forgot the H-in-chief.
Oh, no.
Put the shock in the neck.
Coming down in three, two, and one.
Put it on your neck.
Mike holding tight on his neck.
Mike called it on his neck.
I forgot a letter.
Put it.
That's a stupid word.
Mike, do you remember he leaving you in Toronto.
Put your hand down.
What did you say, Eddie?
Mike, do you remember he almost left you in Toronto.
I didn't almost.
I was going to.
Exactly.
So Mike, you make sure that's on his neck.
Coming down in three, two, one.
Here we go.
Now hold on.
Do you want to tighten it?
I'm only doing it one time.
I'm only doing it one time.
So, make sure it's touching his neck.
I know.
How long you're going to shock me for?
three seconds
three two one here we go
oh god
how do you like it
fun game I loved it let's do more of it
yeah let's do more
all right who next
I mean whatever I'll do it
I'm gonna get shocked every single time
that scares the crap out of you man
Mike D put that on Amy
yeah all right here we go Amy's up y'all
I can't live I left a letter out
I didn't
H forgot the H I was following along
you just don't think
straight with that thing on your body.
Nope.
Let's go, Dece.
Okay.
Three words.
I'm just going to take these out.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want some mentoring from America's mentor real quick?
Sure.
What do you have to say?
Try not to think about that thing in your neck.
Oh, they're going to tell her spell the words correctly.
There's the way I'm going to get the word.
Like, I can't spell for anything.
Don't go in with a defeated attitude.
I have to prepare myself.
Oh.
Just to get a shot.
All right, Amy's got the dog collar strapped around her neck.
Oh, on this side.
All right.
Is it touching your neck?
Yep.
All right.
Ready Ray?
Yep.
Go ahead.
The word is embarrass.
That's an impossible word.
Embarrass.
Embrose.
E. M. B.
A.
Shoot.
It's a.
Embarrass.
R.
How many R is you used there?
Hold on.
E. E.
Embarrass.
E.
M. B.
A.
R.
No, it's E.
R.
R.
S.
R-R?
She got it right.
I did!
I got it right.
She said double S is at the end.
She got it right.
Spell it again.
You never said anything.
You just kept saying letters.
E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S.
Yes.
All right.
Wow.
What is happening?
That is unbelievable.
Okay, ready.
Hit me.
Recommend.
Not.
R-E-C-O-M-M-E.
E and D.
Correct.
What?
Yeah!
Man, I'm so proud of myself right now.
All right, third word.
Last one.
Yeah.
Is it ready?
That's a toughie.
Go ahead.
Liaison.
Oh!
That's the easiest one you got.
Man, I use that word a lot.
It sounds good, you know, if you're like, oh, it's the liaison between.
But can I spell it?
L, E.
How do you miss a second letter on liaison?
Wrong.
Is it I?
Here comes a shock.
L is an I?
Shocking.
It's a.
It's three to one
Got her
L-I-A-I-S-L-I-L-I-L-I
Liz
Whatever
All right
We're gonna hit the break
We'll come back and go
Lunchbox after this break here
Three and a half minutes
That's scary, right?
Yeah, but why are you hating on me?
You go, how do you miss the second letter of liaison
Because I want to get shocked
E doesn't make sense
It doesn't
It doesn't
It's not a person named Lee.
Lee Thomas Miller.
I mean, now that I'm thinking about it.
We'll come back on lunchbox.
We got to get lunchbox here with this shock collar spelling bee.
These are words commonly misspelled.
He's got the shocker on.
It's time to use the shocker.
It's time to scream and yell.
It's time to use the shocker on the Bobby Bone Show.
Raymond, you ready for word number one?
Okay, word number one?
Yeah.
Cemetery.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, that's an easy one. Go ahead.
Cemetery.
Yes.
It's not easy. It's not easy. I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
I'm thinking. I know it starts with a C.
Cemetery.
He says a dog-shot collar on his neck.
All right, I'm going for it.
C-E-M-E-T-A-R-Y. Cemetery.
Incorrect.
It's E-R-Y.
Wow. I would have missed that too. Wow.
No, I don't think that's right.
Spell it. Spell it to me.
Spell it to me.
C-E-M-T-E-E-R-Y.
Wow. Terry. You spell Terry. T-A-R-Y. You don't spell Terry T-A-R-Y.
Yeah.
Shocking!
Coming down in three, two, one.
Got him. Got him. That's enough.
Lunch has the dog shark collar on. I didn't miss that one, too. What else?
All right, next word. I think you tricked me.
Rhythm. Oh, that's so hard.
Yeah, rhythm.
Rhythm. I got a lot of rhythm on the dance floor.
Go ahead.
Rhythm.
Got a dog collar tight around his neck right.
now. Rhythm. Just ready to shock them. Rhythm. R-Y-T-H-M-N. Rhythm.
Oh, dear.
Okay. Wait, what? Is that like an abbreviation?
Salin K. Hey, you know, Pawsom and I don't know what to be. Wait, why did you smell it so fast? You should have slowed down and really thought about that.
No, that was how I smell it? How do you spell it in? Okay, hold on. R.
R-H-Y-T-H-H-M, right? Correct.
Oh, good job.
I added the end because I had extra rhythm.
Rhythm.
Element O P.
Coming down in three, two, one.
Got it.
You got it.
Like four times.
You did it four times.
That's how I've done with everybody.
No, you've done it three for everybody, so don't start cheating or I'll put you in the cemetery with an ERY.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
All right, third word.
Pun you very much.
Go ahead.
Maintenance.
Oh, this maintenance is.
Oh, come on.
Maintenance.
Bobby, maintenance is the worst.
I used to be a maintenance man.
Yeah, but I don't ever smell it right.
Ever.
Oh, I used to have to write up.
all the whole time.
When would you ever spell maintenance?
When I was a maintenance man in the golf course.
Oh, under job description.
Job course maintenance.
Yeah, maintenance.
Maintenance.
Maintenance.
Spell it.
There ain't know.
Wait, I'm going to get this right.
Maintenance.
Huh.
Well, you got a mate.
I'm trying to break it down.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
You got a mate.
But that could be a trick.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you spell mate?
M-A-T?
E or do you do it
M-A-I-T
maintenance
Is he for real?
Is this guy for real?
Main...
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Now that I say it again,
there may be an N in there.
Maintenance.
No, that ain't right.
Say it again.
Maintenance.
Golly.
Maintenance.
All right.
M-A-I-T-E.
E-N
A-N-C-E
M-E.
Incorrect.
What?
You forgot an N.
No, I did not.
Maine.
You didn't do M-A-I-N.
It's maintenance.
Well, you said maintenance.
You didn't say M-A-N-E-N-E.
It's pronounced maintenance.
No, I don't think...
Also, there's a silent-in now.
There's no silent-in in...
That's how it's pronounced.
Right.
Right.
Shack-em.
Three, two, one.
Oh, you got me, you got me.
Got it.
That's it.
I got you more.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, there's a silent in and maintenance.
Give me this.
Well, you're kind of saying maintenance
Rhythm
Cue
Maintenance
J, J, J, J.
Jays
Let's just look at the paper
He's studying the paper
Yeah, I don't think
I got cheating
Oh, you did
Yeah
Would you like to bet some shocks on that
Or if you got cheated
Ray will take shocks
Yeah, well I mean, I just don't think
Amy spelled her words
Oh, now she's going back
He's going back to other people
And I think I got the hardest words
Because there's a silent in maintenance
It's not silent maintenance.
You're saying it.
No, he said maintenance.
Yeah.
And the way I hear you saying it, it sounds like an in.
No, he said mate.
No, he didn't.
He said maintenance.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So people are out enjoying a sunny day on their boat out in the river, just kind of doing their thing,
when they stumble upon a baby moose who is submerged in a muddy riverbank as they're, you know,
going along in their boat.
So instead of just passing on by, I mean like, oh, hey, good look.
You know baby moose?
Oh, they stopped and helped free the calf, the moose calf.
That's cool.
Yeah, I love it.
I like that one.
And I love that they stumbled upon him because, I don't know, and they were able to carry the calf to a spot to let it recover.
I'd have been scared of that.
I'd have been scared of the mom and moose is going to come out.
But that's really cool that they stop.
Because really, you probably go by and go, oh, it's probably fine.
And then they got on their cell phones to contact a wildlife officer to make sure that, you know, the baby moose is,
taken care of after they were done.
Oh, well, they followed up with it.
Yeah, follow it up.
Yeah, all the things.
There you go.
That's a good one.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Morning Corny.
How did the farmer find his wife?
How did the farmer find his wife?
He tracked her down.
He tracked her down.
He tracked her down.
That's actually funny.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
That's funny.
That's funny.
There it is.
Thank you.
The morning, Corny.
Yeah.
He tracked her down.
So.
So Amy has two kids, a 10-year-old daughter, a 7-year-old son.
they recently moved the United States from Haiti.
She went to a five-year adoption process.
And he doesn't know English that well.
She knows more, but their first language is French Creole.
Yes.
And so at times, there's a language barrier.
Oh, yeah.
Every day, but yeah, we get through it.
So I've shared some of those moments, and it's fun to see listeners sharing with me moments they have with their kids that also speak multiple languages.
So one listener wrote in saying that her daughter speaks English and Polish.
And the word die in Polish means give me.
And so a lot of times kids in English say give me, give me, give me.
So if she's out shopping like at the grocery store and her daughter won something,
instead of give me, give me, give me, give me, she's in Polish going, die, die, die, die, die, die.
And she said that people always are looking at her like, what is happening?
Why does your daughter want everything to die?
So I thought that was a little funny, cute note from the list.
And we love when y'all share stuff like this.
We don't feel so dumb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Lunchbox is standing up.
You getting loose?
Yeah.
Stretching those shoulders.
The guy can talk to you and name your weight within five pounds.
It's like a circus performer.
Okay, let's go over to Katie in Virginia.
Hi, Katie.
Hello.
Have we ever met before?
No.
Okay, so it's not like we've been hanging out.
Do we tell you?
to call? No. That's right. We didn't. Have you ever met a lunchbox? Does you ever date him back in
your crazier days? Man, I wish. Yeah, you do. That's right. A lot of ladies do. Oh, boy.
A lot of ladies got... But you didn't, right? No. Okay. Katie and Virginia, lunchbox, you have 30
seconds to talk to her before you guess her weight. Are you ready? Yep. And go ahead. Katie, how tall
are you? Five foot one. What's your favorite flower? Um, roses? What's your favorite? What's your
dessert?
Brownies.
And your favorite reality TV show.
Interesting.
Keeping up with Kardashians.
Okay. And what is your...
That's that. Time right there.
You've asked her some interesting questions.
Can you name her weight within five pounds?
Yeah.
She likes roses, the Kardashians.
She's a brownie girl.
She's only five foot one.
And she wishes she dated me, so she's got to be hot.
134.
He says 134.
Katie, what do you?
way?
One 30.
Wow.
Wow.
Who?
Hey.
What?
What do you guys?
Guys, I got it.
That was close.
That's close one.
Close.
You said within five pounds.
I nailed it.
He did.
He did.
He did.
Get it right.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
Let's go to Danielle.
Hey, Danielle.
Hi.
We ever met before?
No.
We sure haven't.
Lunchbox's going to ask
some questions.
Go ahead, lunchbox.
Where is she from?
I didn't know where she's from.
Oh, she's from Virginia Beach.
Oh, Virginia Beach.
Danielle, how many times do you go to the beach a week?
Well, now it's kind of cold, so none, but typically maybe once.
Okay, do you wear a one piece or two piece?
I wear a two piece.
Okay, and how many kids do you have?
I have three boys.
And how old are you?
32.
How many times you work out a week?
All right, thank you.
You don't answer that question?
Does that answer that time?
Within five pounds, can you guess her weight?
Go ahead, Danielle.
She sounds kind of like Danielle Bradbury, a little soft-spoken, tiny girl.
She's had three boys, likes to go to the beach, and she's not afraid to show her body.
We're in a two-piece.
113.
He's just 113.
What are you weigh, Daniel?
112.
Oh, two for two.
Man.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's do one more.
You went little on that one.
Boy, she sounded like a little girl.
Okay.
That sounds creepy.
Yeah, that sounds creepy.
Hey, Ryan.
Yeah.
What's happening with you?
Good morning to you. So you are in North Carolina.
I am. I'm in Raleigh.
Now, you've heard this before. This guy claims he can guess your weight within five pounds.
We don't know you, right?
Not at all. I'm so excited to see. It's my first time calling.
Oh, hey, first time. Good, very, good, very good.
Lunchbox, you're going to have 30 seconds. Talk to her.
Yeah.
Guess her weight within five pounds. Go ahead.
What do you do for a living?
I am a trainer at a software company.
A what?
She's a trainer.
A trainer.
A software company. I thought she's going to say at a gym. How many times you go to the gym a week?
Five to six days.
Okay.
How many kids do you have?
Zero.
Are you married?
Yes.
How long you've been married?
Four years.
And what size, um, broad do you wear?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's wrong with you?
Come on.
You don't need.
Come on.
What's her name?
Her name is Brian.
Ryan.
If you, if you'd like to answer the question, we're here.
I'll believe that my band is.
It's a 32 band, but I'm not giving you my cuss.
Boom!
32 band doesn't give you anything.
Why would you yell boom, perma?
I got her to talk about her bra.
Oh, my gosh.
He's choosing him for his own personal.
Okay.
And now we're done with the questions.
We're done with the questions.
What colors your panties?
Oh, my goodness.
That's nothing to do with her weight.
Oh, actually it does.
Okay.
You've never asked that before.
Hey, I have different questions every time.
Lunchbox, this is your last one.
You get to guess our weight within five pounds.
Ryan from Raleigh, 32 band.
Yeah, that's brawl.
137.
137, he says, Ryan, what do you weigh?
Oh, my God.
That is my weight.
I'm pregnant.
Yeah.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How old are you?
How much?
Sorry, what do you weigh?
I weigh 137.
Oh, exactly.
Wow.
Wow.
We do with the guy is that.
The bra doesn't matter.
Oh, come down.
And they stay there!
And they stay there.
Okay, there we are that.
Hey, Brian.
Yeah.
You're pregnant?
I am.
I'm pregnant and pregnant.
How about that?
Congratulations, yeah.
Thank you.
She's trying to trick me.
She's trying not to tell me she's pregnant.
I said, I'm a kid.
None.
Well, she doesn't have any kids yet.
Technically, I don't have any.
How about that?
How about that?
How about that?
How about that?
Can't fool the king.
Can't fool the king?
Can't fool the king? How about that?
Yeah.
Hey, Ryan, I appreciate you.
Thank you for listening.
I appreciate you.
Congratulations on that baby.
Thanks, y'all.
Have a good day.
Is it boy or girl?
It's a boy.
Baby Harrison.
Baby Harrison.
You're going to call it Harry?
That's what everyone keeps joking about, because our last name starts with a pee.
So would we call him Harry Pee?
It might be kind of weird.
Harry P.
Would you?
Well.
I get it.
Oh, boy.
You in lunch, maybe are meant for each other.
Yes, yes.
Hey, I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Lunchbox goes three for three.
Man.
nailed it.
I need to nail it.
The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.
Watching your instant stories, Amy.
And I guess you took the kids to, like, a trampoline park?
Yes.
And you didn't get hurt.
No.
I've jumped.
I'm a little sore.
Are you?
Yeah.
But, and there was times where I got a little scared.
Like, I got maybe, you know, you just get excited and you start doing everything.
And then, you're all like, oh, I probably shouldn't do that.
So the trampoline park is all these trampolines.
One time.
Lunchbox's wife, like, broke her ankle.
We were there for four jumps.
Four jumps, and she landed on, like, the metal part in between the two squares.
Yeah, there's spacers.
And there goes her ankle, and she's down.
And I looked at my bunny, I said, is she being for real right now?
Like, it took us longer to fill out the waiver form.
Then we got to jump on the jumping trampolines.
And so I had to carry her out to the car and take her home.
And everybody else stayed and had a good old time.
They stayed like, oh, we played dodgeball.
played basketball because they have hoops in certain areas.
And I had to go after four jumps.
Yeah, but why you're not getting talking about her.
She broke her ankle.
She ruined his party.
I could not believe it.
How old were you?
We're...
This was like last year.
Oh, you were a kid.
30, maybe.
Yeah.
So six years ago, how do you do it?
Four jumps.
I mean, I just, I could not...
And I was like, okay, she can just sit out and I,
can jump. Oh, even hurt. Yes, but her ankle swelled up pretty bad. It was real bad. She did some damage and
I mean, we've never gone back either. She won't go back. Four jumps. I was watching your
ancestry and I saw your husband swinging Amy into the foam pit. Yeah, they have this like awesome swing
thing and you jump into this pit of foam that you know is just germ filled and disgusting.
I got pushed into it. I didn't even want to jump into that. I wanted to do the little
trepies thing, but I didn't want to land in the nasty phone, but I got pushed in and I just, I was like,
oh, this is so gross.
Yeah, for sure.
I wanted to shower.
You're just jumping right into the flu.
Mm-hmm.
Could you swing and then you fall off into the phone.
Yes.
It does look fun.
But the trample, all that stuff's gross.
Just kids' hands, right?
Are you immune yet?
Well, they give you special socks to jump in that are yours to keep.
Yeah, I'm talking about hands, though.
Oh, I didn't like jump on my hands.
No.
You touch things.
That is true.
I mean, you just need to, like, take, same.
sanitizer and just go in knowing if you get sick, you get sick.
But you're not hurt.
No, I'm shocked.
So are we.
Yeah, we're all just shocked.
Let's do this.
I have a three pennies right here.
Eddie, what's the thing where you put a pin in your butt?
My wife was talking about when she was in gymnastics when she was a kid that their coach would make them put pennies in their butt and they'd have to squeeze their butt until the penny drop.
And they have to hold it for one minute.
What?
What?
Is there so much a man or a woman?
There's a man.
But this was a way for them to.
What?
Yeah, I guess the balance beam, like that was training for the balance beam.
Or was it just a way for this?
I mean, maybe.
My wife didn't say that.
But Morgan number two says the real thing.
So you weren't gymnastics, Morgan number two?
Yeah, and they definitely make you do this.
It's part of like your training to learn how to like have strength and have balance the right way.
Hmm.
Isn't that crazy?
I never heard of it, but I do have three pennies.
Oh boy.
Hey, so lunchbox is here.
Eddie's here.
Raymond in the classroom.
Hey, Ramando.
Yo, how do you put a...
Do you guys want to...
I have some cash here.
How much cash?
$20, make you holla.
Wait, who gets to do it?
Oh, you want some of this action, too?
Well, I mean, I don't get a chance to win $20.
Well, you're not so just crazy and money hungry like they are, because they gamble all the time.
But if you like to hop into this, I can find another penny.
We'll put a penny in all your butts and we'll see you can hold it the longest.
Yeah.
I'm trying to dig how you even do it.
You squeeze your butt cheeks, man.
Yeah, dude, but this is like, I haven't done that in a while.
But I mean...
it doesn't just sit there
you have to squeeze it
there's no way that my butt cheeks
how tight your butt to think it would just sit there
I guess I didn't know how far you're inserting it
hold on I'm missing another penny
I got a penny in my car I got plenty of pennies
I don't need you run to your car
I got four pennies
boom boom
oh look at all those
hey like can we can we up the
price?
Yeah
little bit no I have $20
who wants to play the penny in the butt
I do
Okay.
Mike D, you're gonna be...
Not in your...
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, in your butt.
Yes.
It's the butt cheeks.
You have to squeeze your...
That's why I was trying...
I'm having a hard time.
That's why I thought.
Morgan, you'll be Amy spotter
because I'm not going to put a dude on Amy's butt.
Thank you.
Okay.
Smart.
Who's going to spot my butt?
Mike D is going to spot you three.
Hey, Mike, so you're going to put the pinning of my butt?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought we...
You're not taking your pants off.
No, no, Amy, come on.
Amy's the one.
Oh, I was going to take my pants off.
Listen, if you want to...
No, no, no, no, no.
I feel like we should come prepared with our leantards on.
I don't think my jeans.
I'm ready.
I felt it.
Yeah, I'm good.
You can do it with your jeans?
Yeah, of course you can.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Okay, let me see.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Let's keep your pants on, please.
Elby's taking his belt off.
Okay, that's okay.
You can for sure do it with jeans.
I'm got it.
Yeah, you can.
I'm doing it right now.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I might be put my butt in my butt.
No, no, he's just making sure it's in there.
He's not shoving in your butt.
Guys, this might be a little easy then.
Mike D, give them all their pennies.
Mike D.
And Mike's going to, hey, Morgan number two, watch Amy's butt.
Okay.
Let me know if it falls out.
Does everybody have their penny in their butt ready?
In the butt.
In the butt.
Okay, I'm already squeezing bones.
Okay, boy, don't squeeze too hard.
All right.
Don't squeeze this.
All right, relax.
At ease, everyone.
All right, Superman.
Don't flatten the penny.
It's in.
Okay, is everyone ready.
In three, two, one, go.
All right.
All the pennies are the butts.
Hands up, everybody.
Hands up, everybody.
Hands up.
So, if it falls out of your butt, I think we should walk.
Whoa, first.
What?
Don't be crazy.
I can't move.
15 seconds after.
First of all, we're going to see how long, if you guys make a minute first.
I'm telling you right now, dude, my penny's going nowhere.
Oh, yeah, you got it?
It's stuck there.
It's stuck, yeah.
My penny's moving.
Okay, Raymond's penny's moving.
I can feel like.
I can't laugh.
I can't laugh.
Four members of the show have a penny in their butt cheeks, and we are trying to sue and hold it.
I can feel it moving.
I should have put my feet in a different position.
Too late now.
Live and learn.
All right, Raymond's struggling right now.
It's killing my abs.
There we can.
All four members put, Amy's now in a yoga pose holding the...
My money's on Eddie right now.
He's pretty confident.
That penny hasn't budged.
Yeah, your butties got it locked.
It's stuck in there.
Are you flexing?
Are you having to squeeze?
I'm just, I'm just,
living life.
10 seconds will be one minute.
This is no thing for you?
It's like we're on a survivor for immunity.
I love this.
It's like hands on a Harley, man.
I feel like my pelvic is being
thrusted forward and I'm having to
make sure that.
One minute.
We are at one minute.
Stop making me laugh.
Okay.
Everybody take one step back on the count of three.
One step back.
One, God.
Two, three, one step, go.
This is a game game game.
Oh, Ray down.
Ray Zelle.
I dropped.
Mudge is out.
It's now between Amy and Eddie.
I'm in.
I lost balance.
Wait, he didn't even do a step.
Yes, I did.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
Thanks.
I'm ready to run a marathon with this penny in there.
Okay, run.
Eddie does win all the games.
I'm the champion.
Eddie, you're not winning this game.
It's in there.
Yeah.
Is Eddie have some penny pocket?
It's in there.
Lunchbox, get away.
No, he just hasn't tucked in his jeans.
Like, he has a judge.
Mike D.
Mike D.
Like, it's in there.
Do you feel it right now?
Because I feel it.
Like my glutes are burning.
All right, take a step back on the count of three.
One, two, three, step back.
Oh, my God, it moves.
It moved.
Take a step back on the count of three.
One, two, three, step back.
Oh, it moved again.
It moved again.
Both pennies are still in between their buttches.
Who's your money on lunchbox?
Lunchbox.
I don't even see Eddie's penny.
It's in there.
That's good sign.
Good. I think you could see like Amy's is salt.
On the count of three, one, two, three, step back.
This is the best game ever.
All right, now you'll step on every step.
Ready, here we go.
And...
Oh, my gosh, just keep going.
And step, step, step, step.
Still is the Eddie's bidding.
Step.
Oh, it's moving.
Step.
Step.
Oh, yeah, you're...
Ah, Eddie's, listen.
No, no, no, no.
This was so cock.
Okay.
Can we talk about where Eddie had his?
It was basically tucked between his thighs.
Yes.
I could do that.
Guys, it was in my butt cheeks.
Mike D.
Quiet Mike.
I don't know.
Movie Mike.
It was in his butt.
There you go.
There it is.
Hey, all you guys are a little butt hurt right now.
Nice one.
And Eddie's a win.
Eddie!
Oh, man.
All he does is win.
All I do is win.
All he does is win.
That penny?
It stayed there.
It's day there.
That's right.
Here's your money, buddy.
It's time for the good news.
Tell me something good.
Man, Jim Johnson's been working at the same grocery store for the last 30 years,
so he knows a lot of the customers.
Well, about a year ago, his car engine blew up, and he couldn't afford to fix it.
So he bought a bicycle, rode it to work every single day.
One of his shifts, someone steals the bike.
Oh, man.
And so one of the regulars found out about this started a GoFundMe page and raised money
so they could buy him a used car so he doesn't have to work.
walk to work. They didn't buy him a bike. They bought him a car. They bought him a car.
That's amazing. You know what? Your bicycle's gone. Don't worry about it. You're going to get four
wheels instead of two. How about that? And he said, beep, beep, on my way to work. There you go.
How about that? How about dad?
How about dad? Eddie saw someone famous walking around at Lowe's. What Amy knows
personally? I think Amy would probably know his music. Do you know this song, Am?
Do you know that?
I mean, maybe.
No.
How about this one?
I'll bet this one.
I know this vibe.
Yeah, it's like 70s.
How about this one?
You know this one.
Yeah.
Too much time on my head.
Y'all, I just struck out.
What?
I don't really know this.
Amy, you're telling me if you saw this guy at Lowe's, you wouldn't recognize it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't.
Y'all are telling me I might know his music, but no.
Who is it, Eddie?
Oh, his name is Tommy Shaw.
He's the lead singer of Sticks.
I'm saying away.
Shopping at Lowe's.
Whoa, would you not expect him to be shopping at Lowe's?
No, man.
What was he buying?
I expect to see this guy out maybe on the road in a Ferrari, just like hair blowing in the wind.
Oh, is he a hairband?
He was, yeah.
Google Net Worth sticks.
Nice.
So here's what we'll do.
If you've seen anyone, you talked to him, did you talk about?
No, no way.
No chance.
I wouldn't get near him.
Why?
Because he's, like, famous.
Like, he's out there shopping.
Did he have big hair still?
Oh, yeah.
That's how I recognize it.
The big one here.
Is there a net worth...
18 million?
Of sticks?
Or just him?
That's him.
He's worth $18 million?
At Lowe's.
Yeah, Eddie.
Just chilling, man.
Oh my gosh.
I have my story and I was shocked.
This person was concerned about price.
I forgot about it.
What?
Remember I told you I saw Miley Cyrus's sister.
Brandy Cyrus?
When I was getting balloons for my daughter's birthday party, she was there and she was getting
this one particular balloon and she goes, oh yeah, I like that one.
But how much is it?
And I was like, what?
I didn't expect her to be asking the price of the balloon.
But is she famous though?
But she's probably rich.
Yeah, she's mighty.
Yeah, I mean, I just thought, I mean, no balloons in there were like crazy expensive.
But I just was like, what up?
Look at you.
Stars are just like us.
Asked prices.
What's Billy Ray's network, Mike D?
Yeah, she's, yeah, Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter.
But is she was at home and that's.
But, I mean, I knew who she was.
And I'm not, I mean, I knew who Brandy Cyrus was and I saw her.
I mean.
20 million, Billy Ray.
Yeah.
What's Miley's?
Probably hundreds of millions.
Ooh, I don't know about hundreds.
Really? Are you sure?
Hannah Montana.
That's a lot of millions.
That's a lot of hundreds.
160.
Wow.
That's not hundreds.
So close.
It's hundreds.
Okay.
Sorry.
160 million.
My lady's worth $160 million.
Yes.
And her sister cares about balloon prices.
Is Brandy Cyrus?
Yeah, but that's not her money.
I still feel like if that was my sister, I would share the love.
Her name's Brandy or Bendy?
Brandy.
What?
How much?
Two million?
Two million?
Yes.
Being her sister?
Well, she probably does other things.
Okay, all right.
And then she probably has like tons of money just because.
Let's do that.
Just because.
Just because.
I'm just figuring.
Just because.
Leftovers around the side of the house.
I almost thought for a second there's no way that's her because she just asked the price of the balloon.
So if you've seen anyone famous out and about recently at all, I always like famous people's stories.
Call and tell us.
Yeah.
She's an actor.
She was on Zoe 101.
Duh.
Talking about just running into famous people out in random places.
Nikki and Boston, good morning.
Good morning.
First time caller here.
Hey!
Who'd you see?
I thought of Dina Menzel.
Oh, let it go.
Yeah.
Let it go.
How was she?
I didn't know it was her until later than the day.
Why was she much smaller?
No, I didn't know quite what she looked like, and I was going to see Wicked that day.
So I saw her in the morning.
in a bathroom, actually, didn't know who she was.
And then later that day, she was up on stage.
And I was like, oh, wow.
You know, the thing with celebrities, they are always much smaller because we see them on TV.
And we go, wow, bigger than life.
And then you meet them and you go, oh, well, aren't you a cute little button?
Hey, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
Let's do one more.
Hey, Sarah and Arkansas.
Thanks for calling.
Hi, good morning.
Good morning to you.
Who did you see?
Billy Bob Thornton.
Oh, Arkansas native, Billy Bob Thornton.
Yeah.
In Malvern by any chance?
No, I saw him in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
My mom lived out there, and we were eating dinner at the shed, and she looked up, she goes,
there's Billy Bob Thornton.
I'm like, no way.
Yeah, it is.
So we walked over to him, and he was super nice.
We talked about Malvern, and when he would go to the horse races and hot spring,
took a picture with us, was as nice as could be.
That's cool.
Yeah, old Billy Bob's from right around where I'm from.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
You know, we're very proud of our people that, you know, represent us well.
Billy Bob, Brooks Robinson.
Johnny Cash?
Yeah, but...
Yeah, that was the first one that came to my mind.
That's the easy one.
Yeah.
Bill Clinton.
President Mike Huckabee was...
You know from the same town?
Bill and Mike Huggie.
They are?
From Hope, Arkansas.
I've seen the sign.
So my friend Courtney's from, too, from Hope.
Yeah, how about that?
This is a Bobby Bones
So our phone screener Hillary has another job.
What do you do, Hillary?
I work at a boutique.
Clothing?
Yeah.
What kind of clothes?
We have guys and girls clothes.
You have guy clothes?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Did you ever go on the Crisley's?
They came in and, like, filmed a segment in our show, or in our store, yeah.
Do you know the Crisley's?
Yeah.
What's that show called?
Chrisley knows best.
Yeah.
They're nice.
I don't know them from the TV show.
I just know them as people.
Yeah.
never seen the show. So they came in and filmed something there? Yeah, they were really nice.
Were you on the show? I was probably like in the background, like walking around.
Did you have to sign a waiver? Well, I thought she was going to do an episode. You said,
hey, can I do episode? I was. And then they went with somebody else because they needed a vocal
coach and they wanted me to be like weird, like, you know, like warmups and stuff like that.
And that's just not what we, they thought we do that. Like every morning we come in and do vocal
warmups for shows. Oh, they have no idea. We just walk in and go, uh, turn a mic on.
Yeah, I was like, we don't really do that. But they thought that we did.
So, wow, seems like family people come to there all the time, huh?
They do.
The Hemsworth guy went through her store.
Oh, Liam.
Liam?
He did?
He is probably, like, the most attractive guy I've ever seen.
Really?
Yeah, he was so nice to.
Is he Thor?
Yes.
He's the brother of Thor.
Oh, I thought he was Thorth is Thor.
Okay.
Oh, I totally thought.
Oh, so Liam's the one engaged to Miley.
Yeah, but he had a wedding ring-looking thing on his hand, so I want to know if they're married.
Or maybe they're married.
Wait, so Liam's engaged to Miley, which is probably,
why he was here. Yeah. Because her family's
here. But what's he been in?
Hunger Games. The last
song with her. That's where they met.
What else?
Hunger Games.
Let me see. But I've seen him with Miley, I guess,
in pictures all the time. But he's the most attractive
guy you've ever seen? He was really attractive.
Ever in your life. Is he big?
Yeah, I would say so. He is?
Independence Day.
It's like a muscular guy, tall guy?
Yeah, he's like a foot taller than me, pretty muscular.
And he was kind?
He was very nice.
He has an accent.
He has an accent, really pretty blue eyes.
Was he with Miley?
She was outside.
What?
Yeah, she didn't come in.
Why not?
I don't know.
I guess she went to a different shop.
Are you buying anything?
Yeah.
He bought like five shirts.
What size is he?
I think he got a large.
Man, stars are just like us.
Did you get that credit card?
I did.
I got to hold the credit card.
Was it a black card?
That's what I was going to ask.
It was silver.
Oh, okay.
So it wasn't a black card.
No, I don't know what that is.
It was a silver card.
Lunchbox wants a black card, a black Amex.
Because apparently it's real thick.
It was thick. It was like, it was not plastic.
It was like a thick.
Like a metal?
Yeah.
Oh.
He's up there, but he's not quite black level.
See what he's worth.
Type him in.
What's his name, Liam Hemsworth?
Yeah.
Liam Hemsworth, net worth.
That's a lot to say.
Liam Hemsworth, net worth.
Lunchbox is typing it in.
Oh, okay.
16 million.
Wow.
Wow.
His brother is worth 60 million.
Yeah, you better step up your game there, buddy.
Probably because Thor, right?
Probably because Thor and all those movies.
Chris is worth a dazzling $60 million.
Liam hedges in is $16 million.
Are you reading that shirt from the screen?
Yes, I'm reading it too.
Luke, his brother, a paltry, $3 million.
Oh, that is broke, basically.
Well, I know.
And the thing is Luke, he's like the shorter brother.
Yeah.
All the things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, thanks for the update.
He was nice.
He's good looking.
He's really nice.
He's got a famous, rich fiancé.
and he might be married, you say.
Maybe.
There it is.
Straight from, hey, straight from the streets to your radio.
There it is.
Lobby bones.
Scott wins half a billion dollars in the lottery.
It's only the second time he ever played it.
So I said, what have you won?
Hey, Natalie in Kansas.
Yes.
What have you won?
I want tickets to the Ellen DeGeneres show,
and then we won tickets to the 12 days of giveaways,
why we were there.
Wait, what's that?
Um, it's worth 12 days in December. She gives out awesome prizes. And so on the day we were there, we won a trip to the Bahamas, airfare tickets.
Wow. All kinds of cool stuff. Really? Mm-hmm. So did it really happen? Did you go?
Not yet. Oh, wait. When was this? It was just in December of last year.
Oh, wow.
Mm-hmm. So you're going to the Bahamas and they're paying for what?
They're paying for the resort at the Bahamasahua Resort.
You get to eat?
Nope, none of that's included.
But it's still a free trip somewhat.
Are they paying for the airfare?
Yes.
Okay.
The airfare and hotel, I'm in.
That's considered a free trip.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
That's crazy that you get that for free.
You pay taxes on that?
We actually filled out a form, but we never got it, so we didn't have to.
Oh, well, you can trust the government will not be coming for that tax money.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, thank you very much, Natalie.
Thank you for calling.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you, too.
Let's see you later.
Let's go over here.
Hey, Jesse, what's happening?
You're in North Carolina. Tell me, what'd you win?
I actually went a trip to the Grammys about four years ago, and it was sweet.
Yeah, so how'd you win it?
It's actually a funny story.
So my friend actually called in and was the night's caller, but she put my name in because she had already put her name in.
And so I didn't even know that I was entered.
And then when they called, they're like, hey, how would you like to go to the Gramies?
I'm like, okay, scammer.
But it was a real thing.
It was awesome.
And so you went?
Yeah, me and my friend who put my name in.
We went together.
So they flew you out, they put you in a hotel, you went to the Grammys, the whole shebang, huh?
The whole thing, it was awesome.
All we had to pay for was food and alcohol.
No alcohol, though.
Hey, so what did you do that was cool?
Did you mean anybody cool?
Yeah, actually, we did one of those touristy Hollywood tours, and Weezer's dad actually
did the tour for us, so it's pretty cool.
Weezer's dad, like Rivers Cuomo's dad, the lead singer?
Yes.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Random.
That's weird.
That's cool, though.
Hey, I appreciate the call.
Jesse.
Appreciate you.
How about this?
Hey, Bethany and Florida.
Hi.
We're talking about things people won.
What did you win?
A house.
Oh!
Well, you won a house?
How much a house cost?
It was $298,000, I believe.
How did you win a house?
See, every year the YMCA does a YMCA Easter house.
And so did you buy like a Raffle?
it? Yep, they were $10 a piece and we bought six. So for $60,000, you got a $300,000 house.
Yes, we had to pay the taxes, but yes. So you live in it? Yes, we got to build it from scratch.
Oh, what? Wow. That's amazing. It wasn't even already built. Could you have taken a lump sum of cash?
Yes, yes. What was the lump sum?
I believe after taxes, it was $175,000. And you felt you could build the house and sell it for more worst case.
Worst case, yes.
Yeah.
That's what I've been thinking, too.
Like, what's the absolute worst case?
Wow, look at you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your fortune right there.
It's just happening.
Bethany, thank you for the call.
Hey, where are you living in Florida?
Later.
Oh, Palm City.
Oh, man.
I used to summer there.
No, I never summered anywhere.
I just said anything.
I say that.
No, I do.
Hey, thank you very much for calling.
Appreciate you.
Man, man, man.
Like, all those things you're not winning, lunchbox?
A house.
Yeah.
That could be you, buddy.
Keep playing.
Talking about people winning random things, this dude won half a billion dollars.
His second time ever playing the lottery.
I said, hey, do you win anything?
By the way, Shannon and Virginia's on.
Hey, Shannon.
Hey, Bobby, good morning.
Good morning.
What'd you win?
I won $25,000 on a quarter ticket.
Wait, what?
What's that mean a quarter ticket?
So, Virginia lottery, you can play four quarters for a dollar or four plays.
You have to play a dollar.
But if you play four plays, you have four chances to win $25,000.
I won $25,000 on a quarter play and actually almost threw the ticket away because I didn't know it was a winner.
So do you think to yourself there's no way this is actually real?
Yeah, so I went to the gas station and it was like a bad day.
I was standing in line and there was a bunch of people in line.
So I'm like, okay, I'm just going to scan it on this little scanner they have and it says cannot process the cashier.
So I went to throw it in the trash and I'm like, no, wait a minute.
I better just stick it in my pocket.
So I walked around with it in my pocket.
pocket for like a week. Oh. Oh. I know. It was crazy. And then I scanned it. Um, I went back to my desk
like a week later and sit down and checked it and I literally started shaking. I'm like 25,000 is a lot
of money to a regular Joe, you know? 25,000 a lot of money to a non-regular Joe. Yeah.
Right. So I called my husband and he was freaking out. So he met me and it was like the longest
drive to the lottery place to cash it in because I was like, what if it's spontaneous,
you know? Yeah, it's like a baby when you drive from the hospital.
Like you're like, ooh, put in its own chair, I buckle that ticket in, the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Thank you very much.
She said, yep, it's a winner, and money is just like one week.
So they gave us 17-7 right there.
They take like 29% in taxes.
And then what did you do with the money?
We bought a four-roller and hardwood floors and paid some bills, and it was a good day.
That's a good girl.
Perfect.
By the way, I met you in Charlottesville at the Paramount.
We did your cookies and stuff.
an amazing show.
Oh, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, we were tickled to meet you.
So, yeah, that money went fast.
I can't imagine if it was like $25 million.
I would freak out.
There's 10 four-wheelers.
Yeah.
I mean, I can't imagine money $25,000 on a scratch-off or any ticket.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
We're translating across America.
This is the Bobby Boll show.
That's right.
Now, here you.
Turn it up.
Talking about people that
One Things and Tiffany's on.
Hey, Tiffany.
Hello.
Where do you live?
I live in Smyrna, Tennessee.
What did you win?
I want a million dollars off a $20 scratch-off ticket.
Wow.
Wow.
All right, walk me through it.
Okay, so I bought a $20 scratch-off ticket.
It was Tennessee Millionaire and $100.
Well, my husband's seen it in my car and he was like, don't ever buy another $20 ticket.
You know, he's anti-gamble.
So I was like, that's fine, whatever.
So I take it back in, and he was out of town, and I cast it in.
And the lady said, you want to buy, you want to go ahead and buy one more?
And in my head, I'm thinking, well, I'm already ahead.
So I was like, yeah, I'll go ahead and buy one more.
So she gives me my $80 back and a ticket.
I go out to my car.
I scratch it off.
And it was the number 36, and it was a million dollars.
That is so awesome.
Okay, so you scratch it off.
What do you do right then?
Because you're holding a million dollars right there in your hand.
What do you do?
So I turn on my car light to make sure I'm seeing it correctly.
So I was like, no way.
This is not true.
So I walk into the gas station and I get the manager and I went to her and I said,
I think I just want a million dollars.
And she said, if I put it through the machine and it starts singing,
we're in the money, then you want a million dollars.
So she puts it in the machine.
It starts banging the tune.
And I like knocked a whole pyramid of bottled waters over because I was just like,
Oh my God, are you serious right now?
Wow.
Okay, okay.
So then what?
Do they take the ticket from you?
Do you go to the lottery office?
Yeah, you have to go to the lottery office.
There was a sheriff in there, actually, and he had me sign the back of it.
He walked me to my car, and I was, you know, like, why are you walking me in my car?
And he said, because there was a long line, and everybody just seen what happened.
Yeah.
I'd probably robbed you.
I ain't trying to rob anybody, you know?
That's a million dollars.
So I went home, get it in my pillowcase, and called.
my husband because he was traveling for work
and I said I have something to tell you
and he of course
I don't have time like I'm really busy
because he was driving and I was like no
seriously I have something really big to tell you
and I said I won the jackpot
and he was like you hit what he thought I hit
a pothole oh of course I mean the odds
of you hitting a pothole way more than the jackpot
right I know right so I said no seriously I
hit the jackpot he's like I don't have time babe I'm at work and I said
I want a million dollars and he's like
send me a picture of it
I sent him a picture and then he calls me
he was like oh my god you want a million dollars
and I was like yeah I did
and I've been trying to tell you that for a million a minutes right now
so yeah
so then how long ago is this
you can Google me
it was
eight years ago
when they were only 20 winners
let me ask you this question because the
person behind the register was encouraging
you to buy another ticket
did you do anything nice for that person
Yes.
Oh, there we go.
Go ahead.
I gave them $1,000.
There was two girls.
Wow, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Because this little girl, every morning she would check me out, and she was always talking
how she needed to get her hair done and didn't have a lot of money.
And so I was like, I took my, once I went and cashed it in, I gave her $1,000 and
the manager a thousand and told the little girl.
I was like, now go get anything done.
Go get your hair done, get your nails done.
Look at you.
Do you still have any of the money?
Yeah, I've said, we have a thousand.
we have three children, so all of them, we invested a lot of our money, so we own a rental
house.
Of course, I flurged and got me an in-ground swimming pool because, you know, that's what I had
to have.
But yeah, so we invested a lot of our money.
Look at you.
Look at you, Tiffany.
Did the lottery run your life?
That's what I hear a lot of times.
I think it could have, but we were smart and got financial advisors that walked us through
because we were nowhere
have any money, you know, like that.
I signed a pre-nup immediately
because I'd have been in mid-marriage
and signed another one.
Let's sign a pre-nep, honey.
Man.
There she is.
Lunchbox is showing me the picture.
Hold on a million-dollar check.
He Googled you.
That's so awesome.
That's crazy.
I'm so crazy.
I told you.
That's crazy.
Well, I appreciate your call
and congratulations to you.
Pina Rose on that million-dollar nose, man.
Well, thank you, and I appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
much.
She's a millionaire.
It's crazy.
Get your bones on.
Bobby Bones show.
Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening.
You can catch up on everything.
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All that.
Thanks for being here.
We would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without you listening.
Right, Amy?
That's right.
We appreciate you.
Thank you.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.
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Owning a home comes with a lot of things nobody really prepares you for, including yard care.
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We're back for a second voyage with the Top Shelf Country Cruise.
Enjoy seven days of entertainment, including live performances from Riley Green, Chris Young, Lauren Elena, Randy Houser,
plus catch performances by Jackson Dean and Travis Denning.
The ultimate country music experience at sea sets sell March 2027 on the Celebrity Summit,
departing from Tampa with stops in Key West, Bimini and Cosmel.
Open booking is finally here for Topshelf Country Cruise, so go to Topshelf Country Cruise.com.
Now to book your cabin.
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