The Bobby Bones Show - Should Bobby Get On Bumble? + Anderson East Stops By + Amy Hates On Her Husband’s New Hobby

Episode Date: March 1, 2018

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Yeah, good morning. Welcome to Thursday show. Good morning, studio. Morning. I got a message here from a listener named Crystal. and she writes First, Ray drives Uber and now Morgan number two

wants a job at a bar. As much as Mr. Bobby Bones says they don't fix his board, are they not paying the other cast members enough to not get second jobs? National show and all, I make enough

and I don't need a second job and I'm just an admin. So, I don't think it's an issue of money. That's a great point. No, it isn't. I don't... Morgan number two, you broke? Sorry, your microphone's not because my board's broke.

Oh, no, the board's broke. Go ahead. No, it's not that. I just want to make more money. I want to make it to essentially just go all into my savings. When you told us it was just about time, she said, I just don't have enough to do... Yeah, she's bored.

She's bored. After she leaves work. All your friends are working. Yes. A nice way to say she needs more money. No, she wants savings and... Do you feel like you're underpaid Morgan number two? No, I don't know.

This is your time to ask for a raise, guys. Do you feel like you're underpaid, Raymond? No. Are you guys scared to say it in front of him? No, I just, the second job thing is a culture here. You have 10 jobs, so that makes everybody else think, oh, maybe I need a side thing. Am I the only one here that isn't doing something outside of this show? I never thought about that part of it.

So, I mean, that's my thing. And then Amy's now got her family. So it's like, well, she's actually got side stuff as well. I'm the only person that doesn't have a secondary thing that I do in life. Lunchbox has nothing. Oh, I mean, he volunteers. Monetarily, I don't think he's doing what he needs. to do money-wise, but he is filling his schedule with sports and stuff like that.

There's a difference between filling your schedule, though, and making money. All I'm asking is, do you feel like you're vastly underpaid? Or underpaid at all. Morgan number two? No, I don't. Hold now, forever to speak your peace. This is legally binding. I just want an honest answer.

Raymond, I'm happy with what I get paid. Wow. There you go. Lunchbox, are you happy? I could take more. Let's be real. What can you do this? though for more money. Yeah, what would you do?

Extra. No, I bring so much to the show. Well, you're easily one of the highest paid members on the show. Yes. Okay, one of, but not the... Well, you're not going to be the... Bobby's the team. I mean, I can't even see Bobby he's so far out there. Yeah, but we don't want his responsibility. Yeah, but I'll take his pay. But that's not how...

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Ranchers north of Tulsa spotted a bald eagle covered with ice after an ice storm. And the eagle was struggling to fly because he was covered in ice. Oh, he couldn't move.

So the Game Warden named Spencer Grace, he got to call, he went, found the bird, he caught the bird, he put him in his truck, warmed up the bird. After 45 minutes, the game warden released the Bald Eagle flew away. Wow.

But he found him, he just put him under the old heater. That's crazy. He had the defrosted in the truck, and the eagle warmed up. I better have videoed that. Yeah, you got his Insta story out. I mean, have you ever seen a Bald Eagle?

Maybe not up close, unless it's been at somewhere where they were holding one to look at. I've never seen one just in the wild. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Yeah. I've seen one just in Colorado in the wild. Yeah? A while I was in a kayak with my husband.

Oh, yeah? Yep. I think I've seen one at Auburn games when they go, War Eagle. And it flies down on the guy's hand, yeah. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond. Walmart has banned the sale of guns and ammunition to anyone under 21, and Dick's sporting goods has stopped selling assault rifles.

In other news in Georgia, a teacher is in custody after police say he barricaded himself inside a classroom out of high school and fired a shot. Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain in the south and the northeast, potential for a lot of flooding in the south. California also getting tons of rain, careful on those roads. ways today. We go around the room and we give you some good news. It's our segment called Tell Me Something Good. All right, Bobby will go first.

A North Carolina woman won $1 million. And she has chicken wings to think. She took a trip to Cruiser 50. That's a store in Durham. And she went to get some chicken wings with terriaki sauce. And as she was getting a mountain dew, she said, I went to pay for everything. saw a scratch-off. I was like, you know what?

I love chicken wings and Mountain Dew. I also love lottery tickets. Let me get one of these. She hit it. A million dollars. That's so awesome. A million dollars. And had she not had the craving for chicken wings if she was driving by, it never would happen. She wasn't going to get a lottery ticket. So listen to your cravings. Cravings, chicken wings, Mountain Dew, and a lottery ticket.

That sounds like a vacation. Like a half an hour vacation right there. Man, Amy, you're up. So you know the Good Samaritan. Well, have you heard of the Good Cemetery? He's a guy that goes around and cleans the tombstones of veterans. So that way all of their information is visible. Everything looks good.

And shout out to this guy. Pretty awesome. His name is Andrew Loomish. It's good. Lunchbox. There was this guy in Washington. He's driving to a job interview and he sees a hawk. Ha!

Ha! Ha! Flying around. He's like, man, that's really cool. Hawk disappears. He shows up for his job interview. The hawk is stuck in the grill of his car. Oh, my goodness. He hit the hawk.

They call an animal rescue group. They came and took the hawk out of the grill and nursed it back to hell. Wow. And there he goes. The hawk is free. Flew up there he goes. I was reading a story about Taylor Swift's cats because I love animals. Now read you the story and tell me why this is the story.

Okay. We all know that Taylor Swift loves our cats and it turns out they're lovable in different ways. The singer showed off the differences between her pets Olivia and Meredith in a cute video on Instagram showing Meredith's on a bed, and Olivia stretched out in a pretty awkward position. She captioned the video in this house, there's no correct or incorrect way to relax. Oh, well, I got to admit, Olivia and Meredith are pretty cute. So you just love the cats? They're the cutest cats ever. I don't know where she gets her cats, like cutecat.com. They really are adorable. And yeah, I mean, they're sort of insta-famous. I guess so. I'm not hating. I just didn't understand why that was even a

story. I tell you, my breath is short as I do the show. Why? Because I'm in Denver, and I'm not kidding you. I'm not even running. I'm just sitting here breathing. And I go, what's wrong in my heart? I thought it's having a mini heart attack, but it's just I'm in Denver. Okay. It's just that you're higher up. Yeah, man. That's why don't, when football teams are like preparing to go play in higher altitudes, do they go train? They do, and the Olympic training facility is here. So the Olympic athletes come and train here, so they're in better shape whenever they go and do the snowsky shooting and stuff like that. Nice.

Did you see the moon's getting its first mobile network? I did. Isn't that crazy? The moon is going to get a mobile network. It will include 4G network, high definition streaming. But like, who's using it? I guess it's just ready in case anyone wants to buy some land. Would you invest in that?

I don't know about the moon. I don't think that moon has, I don't think the, you say location, location, location. to get there, you know? As long as you, I mean, though, if you could go there, hang out, maybe take a friend, have some Netflix. Let me ask you a question. Would you go to the moon if they paid for the whole thing? Would you get into space?

No. No. No. No. Eddie? 100%. Yes. You would get a spaceship and go to the moon?

Absolutely. All paid for? Oh, yeah. I'd love to do. I'd be the first in line. I thought Lance Bass was crazy because he has money. He was in sync. he's like, I want to go to the moon.

He ended up not making it. But yeah, I thought that was nuts. Ed Sheeran's getting his own ketchup. He doesn't he love... You remember we talking about that story where he carries ketchup in his backpack all time? Yeah, so I guess someone's capitalizing on that. Yeah, so not only that,

one of his entourage always has to carry ketchup. And so Heinz, Australia, is creating an Ed Sheeran ketchup. They are Limit Ed Edition bottles. And you just... I bet you can, like, Like, you know, where you tap the bottle, like give Ed a little tap, tap, and the ketchup will come out? Well, they have that picture of the tattoo that he has.

He has a tattoo of ketchup on him, on his arm. Oh, I don't think I knew that. His obsession with ketchup is legit. That's pretty dedicated. Be honest, Bobby. Who would be your ketchup holder out of all of us? My ketchup holder. Well, Ed has one.

Probably Mike D because I trust him with my food. It'd be a food trusting thing. Mike D. R. writer on the show. Probably Mike D. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's that. Hey, sorry to disappoint you. Yeah, that's why she asked the questions. Yeah, so rude.

Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Newport News, Virginia. A 39-year-old man has been sentenced to four years in prison after prompting a massive Coast Guard search. He was out on his boat and he ran out of gas. He's like, how am I going to get some help?

So he called in a man overboard. So they sent out a helicopter, ships, everything for hours. just to find him out of gas in his boat. I bet that's going to be expensive, too. He's got to pay for all that. Dying. They're probably going to give a ticket. You've got to pay a fine.

Oh, no. And then he's got to pay for all of that money that it costs him to go out. Yeah, that's bad news. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. What a bonehead. Bobby Bowles.

Now, I'm going to ask you a question, Amy, but answer it not because you love them, but because your actual sleep. Would you rather sleep alone or with your husband? Oh, with my husband. Why? Because I feel safe and secure and warmer. I'm always cold and there's just something about having him there.

According to an annual survey from this alarm clock app, Sleep Cycle 41, that almost half of Americans that are in a marriage prefer sleeping solo than sleeping with their partner. Yeah. I mean, I guess if your partner is annoying to sleep by, like snoring and kicking and noises and all kinds of stuff, but my husband's not. He puts on his eye mask and his ear plugs and he's good to go. He's out. I don't have to deal.

Your husband, though, was trained in the military to sleep when he could, right? Yeah. To sleep through things like explosions and firing or you. Well, but the mask and the, and me, rude. Yeah, but the mask and the headphones for him is more of a comfort thing because obviously at our house, it's not noisy and bright when we're going to sleep, but sometimes he's in situations where it's noisy or he has to sleep during the daytime.

So all of that is just comfort stuff for him. I can tell you the one thing about being single that's cool, in my case. I'm a single guy. I never been married, never been engaged, is I never had anyone live with me. Isn't that crazy? Like, I've never even had a girlfriend live with me.

I don't think that's crazy. Is that I never have to worry about the temperature for somebody else. I never have to worry. Like, I like sleeping alone. Well, maybe you could have, if you end up getting married, you can work out one of those deals where you just, she has her house, you have your house. I was thinking more like rooms. Oh.

And you were thinking about houses. Lunchbox, how long you and your wife are married? Two and a half years. What do you think about this? I don't really care either way because we share, we don't sleep under the same blanket. So it doesn't bother me if she wants to go sleep somewhere else, go for it. But I can sleep through anything. She doesn't bother me.

Like, I roll over, I go to bed, and I don't know she's even there. Really? Y'all don't cuddle? Nope. Nobody cuddles. Okay. People say that snoring and that kicking, the temperature all makes them not want to sleep with their partner.

Yeah. I do think it's kind of an unfair assigned thing that we have to sleep in the same bed. Remember back in the old days when you had two beds in the same room? Mm-hmm. Like where the Munsters was on? Brady Bunch. Bobby, we don't know those days. We see it on TV.

A Michigan firefighter with a big heart paid off of families' outstanding power bill. so the electricity needed for their son's ventilator would be turned back on. The firefighter responded to the emergency call because the power was turned off and they couldn't afford the bill. The mom explained that her family

was overwhelmed with medical costs because her son who had a form of muscular dystrophy relies on the electricity for a ventilator. And she explained the unpaid bill and he said how much needed to pay a thousand bucks? He wouldn't paid it.

Power was on 20 minutes later. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Generous, kind, thoughtful. Totally. Out of nowhere. It's not like that's why she called. And isn't that a split decision you kind of have to make?

You go in your head, oh, wonder if I should help. Yeah. And for some people, it's just, it's a sacrifice. I wonder if, I mean, it may have been easy for him or maybe it wasn't, you know? Have you started talking with your kids about the tooth fairy at all? Yes. Has the tooth fairy come? your house yet? Yes. He has left money under the pillow. But they're still confused about it.

They're in Haiti. They have some French story about a mouse that comes and takes the tooth from the roof. So you go outside and you throw the tooth on the roof and here comes the mouse. Wait. So I'm not laughing. That's any crazier than anything else I've ever heard. But so they're told that you take the tooth, you throw it up on the house. Yeah, throw it on the roof. And the house mouse comes. The mouse comes. Takes tooth. Did they get money or anything? No.

He just makes sure he takes your tooth and then he sings some song. I don't know all the words yet. I'm trying to learn it. And I tried to Google it. And it is. It's a French thing. And Haitian has, you know, Haiti's France. Anyway.

So they, the mouse ensures that your big tooth grows in. Okay. So did you go with that story? No, we do both. Oh, wow. The tooth fairy comes and the tooth mouse. Yes. That's a party every time they lose a tooth. And I got to tell you the first time, I think, with her, so they both lost a tooth since they've been here.

And the tooth fairy forgot. After I told her the tooth fairy was going to come, the tooth fairy forgot. Oh, no. But she doesn't forget, so she remembered. So we dealt with that. But you know what? He came and left extra money, so it's all good. Yeah, tooth fairy does that sometimes.

When he forgets, he comes and leaves a little interest payment. Like my bad. Whoopsie. Sorry, I got busy, I forgot. And then somehow he also still had the tooth available for us to throw on the roof. Oh, wow. Well, good for you guys. Yeah.

You know, Amy's adopted two kids. He has a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old. And that's a culture thing. You had to learn, right? Yeah. Oh, about the mouse on the roof, the mouse on the roof. Yeah. Here comes the little mouse.

There's a story about which state's number one. They took health care education, the economy. economy, opportunity, infrastructure, crime, quality of life. And they made this list of the best state. And Amy Guest it would be Texas, lunchbox guest it would be Hawaii. Yeah, I'll probably say Arkansas. If I were guessing myself. Solid guess.

I just say, you know. But number one is Iowa. I've never even been to Iowa. Let me tell you, I love Iowa. The people that listen to our show in Iowa, they are hardcore. I want to go. I went to Iowa and they get the Captain Crunch Factory is there Really?

It is? Oh yeah. And the Crunch berries. Yeah. They make Crunch berries there and the whole town sounds like crunchberries. That sounds like a Lifetime original movie. It's amazing. Yeah.

So that's number one. Okay. Which Lifetime original movie does it sound like Amy where they make crunch berries and fall in love? No, it sounds like there's a cute little factory in a small Iowa town and there's a girl there that runs the factory but they're running out of money and a big businessman from the big city is coming to buy out the factory. But then he gets there and realize it's family run. They want to keep it in business.

She doesn't want to sell to the big man. So then they fall in love. Oh, over crunch berries, a bowl of crunch berries. And the cute little Iowa town gets to keep their crunchberry factory. Well, Iowa's number one. Minnesota's number two. Utah, North Dakota, and New Hampshire make the top five. Oh, wow.

I'm going to say this. Those are all pretty cold states. Yeah, I need to travel more. Colorado, I'm in Colorado right now. It's at number 10. Well, solid. Colorado is my next to Texas. Colorado is my next favorite state. Yeah, I'm in Denver, and the people are really nice. It's very laid back here. I've been here a few times for games and stuff, but man, everybody's just cool.

Nice, chill. Yeah, the bottom, Louisiana's at 50, rude. Mississippi's at 49. Rude. New Mexico's a 48. Rude. Yeah, Arkansas's at 45. Rude. I know. But I mean, somebody's got to be, somebody's got to be at the bottom. Well, and Texas and Hawaii are in the middle. So, man.

They didn't even make the top or bottom 10. I thought that was pretty interesting, though. I have a game coming up, though. I give you the three movies from a certain year. Tell me which one you think won best picture. Ready, Am? Ready. 1994 had these three movies.

Which one? Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, or Pulp Fiction. One of them won picture of the year. Was it Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, or Pulp Fiction? Shawshake. Nope, Forrest Gump. Ah, okay. Lunchbox.

Yeah, I'm ready. 2009 had Avatar, the Hurt Locker, or the Blind Side. The Hurt Locker. Correct. The Hurt Locker won Best Picture in 2009. In 1990, Eddie. Dances with Wolves.

Ghost. Or Goodfellas. Tatanka, dances with wolves. Correct. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Okay.

Okay, now it's between Eddie and Lunchbox. In 2013, Lunchbox, The Wolf of Wall Street, Dallas Buyers Club, or 12 Years a Slave, which movie in 2013 won Best Picture? 12 years of Slave. Correct.

Wow. Eddie. Come on, go in the 80s. In 1999. Oh. Which picture won, best picture. Was it the Green Mile, American Beauty, or the Sixth Sense?

Oh, I'm going to go with Green. Mile. Tom Hanks, Green Mile. It's American Beauty. Lunchbox is our winner. There it is. Look that guy. There it is. There it is. I like to go to weddings. I'd never been in a wedding. I'd never been married. So I guess I still like to go to weddings. I never been inside the process so much that would drive me crazy. Amy, when you put your wedding together, was it so much for you that you look at them differently? No, mine was pretty laid back. We planned it in eight weeks. My sister helped a lot. We had a lot of people on board.

To me, stuff didn't matter. Well, man, it must be that nice to fall in love and just did not matter. No, I just wasn't a girl that was stressing out about it. Like, some of my friends have been planning their wedding for months and months and they stress about it. Me, I was like, oh, that sounds like a good idea. Let's do that. I can just see myself as someone who goes, oh, we're going to get married. Let's just do it next week.

Like, when I decide it's time to get married, I don't want to be engaged for years or a year or six months. It's like, I'm ready. I should build some sort of package for me that when I pull the emergency alarm, like the wedding's ready. Yeah. It's already done, ready to go. Yeah. Or it's like a week out. Like, okay, I call in like on these movies where they go, okay, I'm going to need a safe house in three hours.

But I have my wedding set up where if I need it to be set up in a week, it could be. Because I just know I'm not going to. And then I'm going to go, what if I change my mind in the next six months? Oh, wait. That's why you want to just hurry up and get it over with? It's like get over with. Hurry up before I change the mind. Seal the deal.

quick. Lunchbox, did you get married a couple years ago? Yeah. How involved were you in the wedding process? I'm not very involved. It was mostly my wife because we didn't live in the same city and we were having it in the city she lived. So she did most of the planet and I just said, yeah, that sounds good and I'll be there. Did your wife's parents pay for the wedding? Every single time. I never saw a receipt, a bill, anything. I have no idea how much anything cost. You like that? Love it. That's the way it should be. Well, I mean, that is tradition, but it's not necessarily the way it should be. Yeah, just because

something's tradition doesn't mean it's right. Well, go ahead. I mean, the guy has to ask the girl to marry them, so that's tradition. The guy has to ask girls on date. You guys say the guy should pay the first date. We're going to buy all these traditions, so hey, ladies, have your dad

step up and pay for the wedding. Let's keep these traditions going. I plan to pay for my wedding. Yeah. If I ever get married. But what if her family wants to pay for it? No. What? You're going to say no? That's the first fight? Well, I have a story here about a fight that's pretty awesome at a wedding.

But yeah, I'm not going to let him pay for my wedding. Okay. That's weird. I'm 37 years old. I can pay for my own wedding. I don't need somebody's daddy paying for my wedding. Okay. Again, that's not it.

If they can't afford it, fine. But Bobby, if they can and they've been saving up and they want to offer to do it, you're going to be like, no. I am. Yeah, I'm not going to let it. That's probably why nobody wants to date me. Well, you're probably not going to date someone that comes from. Oh, no. No, I won't. Money scares me.

Yeah. It's not like you're going to date someone whose dad could throw some crazy elaborate wedding anyways. It's funny you say that because I'm not comfortable around rich people. I know. I never have money growing up. I mean, I'm doing good now, but it's only recent. I'm not even good around my money. I'm like, ooh, yeah, it's not good.

I've met girls that come from a bunch of money, and it's not fair of me to do, but I'm very uncomfortable around it. And it doesn't make for a good start of a road. relationship because it's a some people don't want to date me because I don't have a a great family life like I'm not close to my mom she's not alive anymore I'm not close to my real dad and they're like oh they judge you by how close you are to your family and so and I always felt that was unfair but I do the same thing I go oh you come from a rich family I don't know if I can do that it's so unfair it's so unfair I have to I should not do that I know Amy when I say it out loud it sounds so ridiculous that

I would penalize anyone for that and that's it makes me not that good a person in that little realm I have to improve. I have to improve. Okay. I'm saying it right now. I have to improve. Start meeting all the rich girls. I'm going to. May the richest woman out there come forward because I will date you. Poor thing.

Let me tell you this story. The bride's father-in-law got drunk and started kissing the new bride in front of everybody. So her new step. So his dad. Yeah. The group's dad started kissing his bride. It happened to this big lavish. ceremony and the bride and her intoxicated father-in-law walked out together. He put his arm around

here and then started kissing her on the mouth. She tried to push him off and the DJ's scream, what's going on? The footage cuts to the aftermath where they're fist fighting each other. Everybody is. It's a big, huge fight. I would just like to have seen that. I don't want to be like in the immediate family of that, but I would like to have been in the invites and I'm like, wow, this is amazing. That's a father-son relationship that's probably going to need some work. And a father-in-law, daughter relationship that probably never going to be right. Yeah.

When the next time, wonder when the next time they hang out is. Therapy? Never wear a third. Never wear a. All right. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.

Miranda Lambert's Mutt Nation Foundation gave surprise donations to 50 animal shelters across the country. The grants ranged from $3,000 to $5,000 so these shelters just, boom, surprise, here's five grand, here's five grand. And she was able to do it all over the country, which is pretty awesome. That's cool. Speaking of artists it give, did you see Dolly Parton's

imagination library sent its 100 millionth book? Do we mention this? Yeah, we mentioned that last week that it's going to be happening this week. And yeah, it happened and she donated it to the library Congress. 100 million. A hundred million. I know. It's hard to wrap your head around that many books. It's a huge number, but those are real books. Dolly Parton is awesome for this. Even if it was just this. Yeah. That's awesome. But she's awesome for so much. more. And Miranda's awesome with her dog stuff. And then I got another awesome country star story with Kenny Chesney. So the dogs rescued from the Virgin Islands after Hurricane Irma will be looking for forever homes thanks to Kenny and a big dog ranch rescue. We'll link this

if case people are interested. You can go to Bobbybones.com and check it all out. But there's going to be a 10-day waiting period. So heads up on that. But check out the dogs that were saved. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Kenny. Now over to the Morning Corny with Amy. Let's go. Morning Corny! Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one. There it is. Thank you very much. That was the Morning Corny. So A-Con has been ordered to pay $164,000 in back rent. because he's not paying. Wow. The leasing company said ACON.

Hey, play an ACON songs. Everybody remembers this fine one right here. His rent was $25,000 per month. Why not just buy the building? It's amazing to me when I see these stories in Los Angeles where people will spend $100,000 a month on rent and not get a mortgage and try to buy it. Yeah.

Like rent is such a waste. Especially if you have money all right. ready. If you're paying $100,000 a month and rent, you have money enough to... Well, A-Con, they're kicking out. Play that jam again. I heard that one in a while. Come on. Smack that. Amy played this at a wedding reception. Oh, yeah. This was the jam the year I got married.

2006. I heard it on the radio. I was listening to like a 90s station on IHart Radio, or like 2000. I don't know what it was. One of the older pop stations. And I was thinking, this song was really inappropriate. Oh, for sure. And my pastor was out there dancing. I was like, he's not listening to the words. But nobody ever really listens to words any songs. Oh, I know.

It was fine. I know. My mom was out there too. I think she was waving her hand, like, smack that. I was explaining what Pimp and Joy was because I'm in Denver. Yeah? And I was explaining what Pimpin' Joy was to, I was out of the sales staff and to a lot of the management. And it was, in a way, it was kind of refreshing to explain what Pimp and Joy is.

Because if you're new to the show, we have this, it's a hashtag. it says pimping joy. And sometimes I don't think we explain it enough, but what happened was Amy brings up her mom, it triggered this memory. What happened was Amy's mom was diagnosed with cancer, and they were trying to find a Twitter handle for her. Her name was Judy. And you tried, what kind of handles you try? Oh, well, her motto for cancer was choose joy. So Judy chooses joy, joyful Judy, stuff like that. And you couldn't find any of those that were taken. So what'd you settle on? Yeah. The only thing available and I typed it in jokingly was Judy be pimping joy. And it was available. So that was Amy's

mom's Twitter name and our listeners followed along. And so in the end, Amy's mom lost her battle with cancer. But she said that she wanted this whole struggle to be used as inspiration for other people, right? Yeah, she just, like her prayer, I think it was the third diagnosis. We went down to the chapel at MD Anderson. Her prayer was simple. I just said, Lord, use this for good.

And at that point in time, I think Pimp and Joy had started to be born from her Twitter handle, the hashtag. And then now to see Pimp and Joy have grown the way it is since she died, it's almost like every time we get to do something cool with Pimp and Joy or people wear a shirt or do whatever, it's like her prayers being answered. And I can tell you, it was a multi-pronged effort because I said, hey, Amy, we should do something with Pimp and Joy, like really make it a thing. And so as much as I said, hey, let's make this a thing thing.

At one point, I was ready to go, I don't know if we can do this anymore because so many people were getting angry at the word pimping. And Amy said to me, no. I'm up. Let's absolutely stand by it. And we did. I fought with it too internally. And even my mom, she was, she was hesitant sometimes. But after she passed away and we were thinking about changing it to something else because we still wanted to be able to do good, but there was discussion. Let's just take out the word pimping. And I was with you. Maybe we should change it. And then I just started crying. And I was like, no, this is my mom's legacy. And we're going to lose some people over

this. If they don't like the word, they don't like the word. We'll just, but we're sticking with it. Yeah, it's funny how both of us at one time, because I remember going, oh, this is it. Let's just do the Pimp and Joy. That's the whole movement Pimp of Joy. And I was like, ooh, I don't know. And then six months, I'm like, oh, I don't know. And Amy's like, no, we're staying with it. So that's what it is.

Like, it really is. Now it's us. It's as us as anything else is on that show. And we've been able to use it for St. Jude and for animals and for storm relief after tornadoes. Military. Yes. And I hope that it makes you feel, Amy, like things. I don't know if it's happened for a reason, but things, good things can come out of situations that aren't good.

Yeah, and that's what good, cancer is bad. Cancer is horrible. But my mom's outlook was pretty positive. I mean, there was bad days, don't get me wrong, but it was pretty positive. And her outlook was amazing. And now it gets to live on and it spreads joy. And yeah, she went through a pretty rough, rough cancer battle. But good came from it.

You're right. Good can come from bad if you allow it. And that's why our slogan is always hashtag pimper. and joy. When you hear that, that's what it is. Actually, Amy has a pimperjoy shirt on right now. So, yeah, so I'm in Denver. Let me say this about Denver, too. I have to drink like seven bottles of water a day. I don't even know why I'm so dry. Anybody know? Yeah, because there's not a lot of humidity there. Oh. It is, your skin gets drier. But I will say when I spend time in Colorado, my skin is actually pretty amazing. I just have to moisturize it a little bit. Well, I hope that

this isn't too much information, but it's so dry here that I was peeing and all of a sudden my pee turned into smoke and then it just went away. It went Interesting Yeah, I just went away And that's what happened TMI What? Oh TMO

Okay, TMI The Bobby Bones Today is actually our five-year anniversary of being a show Did you know that? I didn't Yeah And we're not really celebrating it right now

Because I'm in Denver And I want to make sure we can all celebrate it together And I want to get an artist in That has been really cool to us over the years to play. Oh, you mean celebrate it. Like, I thought you meant all of us

got to eat. No, I can do that, though. That's a good point. Really, that is a great point. Yeah, you're right. I should do something like that. Yeah, I came here for you. A cake.

That'd be nice. That's true. I remember all of you. We all moved. Presence. I went to Amy and I said, and I told Amy months before I told anybody else

that we were going to move to Nashville because Amy was buying a house. I wasn't supposed to tell her, but she was about to buy another house. And I was like, you can't, Amy, you can't do it. why? I can't tell you. Why? Because we're going to move to Nashville. And then... I know. And my husband had just gotten out of the Air Force and I was so excited to be back in Austin.

And I'm like, Austin, Bobby, Austin. It's my hometown. I'm back in Austin. Why in the world? Listen, I remember having a conversation with one of my great friends saying, we were at dinner. And I said, you know what? Of Austin. I said, I for the first time am just happy where I live. And like, I'm good. I'm good. Like I love it here. Never felt. I always felt like I was going to go to New York or L.A. at some point just because of work. And I said, you know what? I don't need to. I've built it here because, you know, I started building this syndication company with my own money in Austin and with my own friends. Everybody on the show were not radio people. And I was like, I've kind of figured it out. And then not two weeks later, boom. Off to Nashville, I committed this. Nobody knew. So I told Amy first.

And then I told the lunchbox in a very In a perfect lunchbox way I messed with him. I pulled him in and made him sign a non-disclosure and told him, hey man, I'm moving on and he got a little upset and then I was like,

but you're going to move with me! Is that how you remember lunchbox? I remembered it like I was getting fired. You had all these papers in front of you said sign this paper and you said now that you sign this paper I can tell you that I'm moving to Nashville, man. And he just, that's all he said.

he just looks at me like, okay, I'm supposed to congratulate him or something, and he sat there and doesn't say anything for what probably felt like five minutes. It may have been two minutes. And then I was like, all right, well, I don't know what's next. He goes, and I want to know if you want to come with me. And I was like, oh, that was cool. That was really nice of you, man. I was really unhappy at that moment.

But then he got happy. And then he, so he's married now, but at the time she was his girlfriend. And I remember going to yoga with Lunchbox's girlfriend and Bobby's girlfriend at the time. And it was so awkward because everyone was like, what are we doing? Everyone's moving in Nashville. Are we breaking up? Are we getting married? Are we moving?

I was like, hey, guys, I don't know. Like, I'm just going to Nashville. Y'all are awesome, but I don't know what Bobby and Lunchbox are doing. And it was the tale of two cities because Lunchbox ended up marrying his girlfriend. Yep. And I ended up breaking up with mine. Yeah, you said. Yeah.

I'd say anything except this sucks. And I feel like I can give you what you deserve. Yeah, it is. You know that. I know. you don't have to keep telling me. My last two girlfriends, three girlfriends, all of my girlfriends have been awesome. Pretty awesome.

There's this common denominator of not awesome. That's me. I know I'm the problem. Yep. And then Eddie was shooting television. Gosh, man, that was crazy because my wife was pregnant with a junior, junior, and you told me, and that non-disclosure was a real deal. I had a job, and I couldn't tell him where I was going.

So I just had to go in there and be like, I quit. And they're like, well, what are you going to do? I can't tell you. Yeah. Everybody put their faith. And I worried. that everybody was putting their faith in me. And Raymond, our audio producer moved.

We all moved. And everybody just trusted me. And I was like, man, I hope I don't let them down. Because we're all taking a risk. We lived in those, like a temporary apartment right next to each other until we figured out what we were doing. That was a crazy time. Yeah.

And we were not warmly welcomed. And so for the first year, I was going, I hope I didn't make the worst decision ever. So I'm glad that you guys, I appreciate you guys trust in me. It's crazy. That was five years ago. as five years ago today. And this isn't our real celebration. And we'll have another segment.

I want to do a five year like podcast too or we can talk in depth about stuff. But yeah, so just take a second. I mean, it's cool, right? We had five years today. Thanks for bringing us, man.

Oh, yeah. No, you guys are the ones that trusted me when I didn't even know. Man, I don't even know if I trusted you. I just had no other options. That's truth right there. Well, aside from lunchbox, Amy did have options

because she was good. her husband's back from out of the military. Yeah, I mean, I really wanted to stay home. My family was there. I was thinking, I don't know if I can do this Nashville thing. Eddie had a great job. Raymond, by the way, who's an audio producer, wasn't even part of the paid show.

He was just showing it for free. Yeah, and I was almost just an intern, so I didn't really have much of a risk at all, actually. I convinced Raymond, I said, hey, because I couldn't tell him. I said, there's a show that wants to hire you. I got you a job in Nashville. Didn't tell him it was me. I just said there's a show that once.

He's like, I'm in. I'm ready to go. Well, and you said I was going to be the main producer there, so I was like, heck, yeah, let's do this. So it was his first paid job. And then later on, I got to tell him that show you're moving for is actually me. And he was like, oh, wow. So here we are five years later. It raised, like, the proof of if you hustle, like what could happen.

Yeah. Like, if you work hard, boom, for sure. For sure. Transmitting across America. The Bobby Ball Show. Anderson East is coming in. He's going to play music in about half an hour. Now, I love this guy's music in his latest album.

And then I saw in the news this morning that him Miranda Lambert broke up. Because we talked about it a bit yesterday, but we didn't know. I bet they're listening right now driving up. Let me just say this. I'm not going to ask about it when he's here. So rest assured, I'm not asking. I don't care. Yeah.

It's not really my business. So just kind of rest in my shirt. I'm not going to ask about that. Because it has to be going through their head, right? Crazy Bobby is going to try to get on. It's not going to happen. So that's happening a little bit later As far as him coming into play

I have this game where I'll read you this song Tell me what location I've left out Okay Amy? Ready Darius Rucker Wagonwell Walk into the south of Roanoke Caught a trucker out of Blank had a nice long toke

Philly She says Caught a trucker out of Philly Had a nice home to That's good Lunchbox Yeah Luke combs when it rains

It pours Are you ready? I was caller number 5 on a radio station, on a four-day three-night beach vacation, deep-sea signorita fishing down in... Wichita. Wichita.

Go ahead. Deep C. Sincorita fished all. You can't write syllables. You can't really go deep sea fishing in Wichita. Now listen, I love Wichita. Like we're talking about Iowa earlier and how I think the people in Iowa are the grass.

The people in Wichita are my people. And as much I love them, you can't go deep sea fishing there. Maybe Sennarita fishing, but not D.C. You gotta have a seat. Eddie. Yeah, come on, Bones. Marin Morris Rich.

Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, I be rich, head to tow Prada, bends in the driveway, yacht in the water. Blank at the Mandarin, high roller gambling. Vegas at the Mandarin. Okay, you two both win.

Here, Amy, I give you this one. Die a happy man. And if I never get to build my mansion in... What? Oh, come on. It's easy. Come on, Amy. Lunchbox, do you know it?

Yeah. I never. Georgia. Hit it. If I never get to build my mansion in Georgia. Oh, lunch comes through. To be fair, you sang it off too. No, he nailed it.

Thank you, lunchbox. Wow. By the way, we just call that a tie all the way around. Yeah. Yeah, good times. By the way, did you get a call from my book lawyer people, Amy, to sign that paperwork? Oh, yeah. Have you done it yet?

I have it. Yeah, I got my people looking over it. Oh. I'm just kidding. I need to print it and sign it. Sorry. So my new book comes out in June, and I wrote a section on Amy and Mike D. Oh.

And it's just about the struggle. And I don't want to run too much of it, but Mike lost over 100 pounds in a weight loss journey. Amy adopted two kids. It took five years in that journey. So I included them in my book. And so they have to sign paperwork. What, Luxbox, what did you say, man? Man, Amy and Mike D in there and nothing about me or Eddie? What would you say your struggle? Oh, I'm sure. Really, Lexbox. In the book, right? Somewhere.

He was in the first book, but he probably gets mentioned. But, Blackfox, what's your biggest struggle do you think? Really? Biggest struggle? I didn't make the real world. and I tried out numerous times and I didn't let it discouraged me I still tried to make something out of my life and I feel like I did

Amy's laughing I mean that's my point because he's funny No he's so funny lunch fucks I think you're hilarious like this real world thing real real world thing I love that you don't ever give up on it

it is your dream no no it's over my dream is over because I'm too old now unless they bring me on the challenge is a special guest and let me do some of the competitions. But besides that, I'm never going to be on the real world. Well, the book's about failure and how you had to keep failing until you got it. Yeah.

And so when Mike lost 100 pounds, it was a lot of work. When Amy took five years to adopt the kids, it kept not going well for her. And my book's about how failure shouldn't be seen as such a bad thing. It should be used as a learning tool. But anyway, that being said, I did not go to Lunchboxer Eddie because I didn't feel like they had a story to tell that fit with the book. That's all. Fair enough. Lunchbox just told his it was about being on real world, but he never got it.

If he'd have got it, he'd probably be in the book. How much do they get for their little section of the book? That's probably what we're signing is that we don't get anything. Well, you basically wrote his book for him. No, no. It's like a sentence to. It's not, no. No. And I need, again, my people being me, I still need to print it out and read over it. But basically, I think it's saying, I hand over all my words and writes to Bobby. and he can get my... As your business lawyer, I said it's a bad idea.

So, I still have to write the dedication. Who are you dating it to? I don't know. Me and lunchbox. Yeah. Well, the first one I dedicated to my mom and my grandma because they both passed away. Yeah.

And I don't know who I'm... And then I have to write my thank yous at the end. Eddie, I promise I'll put you on lunchbox and the thank you. That's what I'm talking about, bones. I'll take the thank you page. That's good. Yeah, that's happening. Do you guys say the pink lettuce story, by the way?

No. Where this is a thing now? people are buying pink lettuce. Why? Because it's cool. It's a good question, Amy. Who makes it pink? The new trendy vegetable is pink lettuce.

It's not artificially dyed or anything. It's called, yeah. It's slightly bitter taste. It shows up at Whole Foods. And people are buying it and eating it because it looks better on Instagram. It's kind of cool. I mean, I like purple lettuce,

but I didn't know there was pink. I'm going to have to look for it, especially if it's, you know, not man-made. So, Amy, your husband wants to start playing basketball now? Yes. What's wrong with that? though? Well, I've known him since I was eight and I've never known him to play basketball all whatsoever.

He played football. He did weightlifting and pilot. I know his extracurricular activities and none of them have ever included basketball. Why are you being a hater on him? What? I'm not being a hater. I'm just like, have you ever hooped it up? So where did this interest come from? I'm just worried. Like, he's going to try to get out there and

do his thing and then he's going to get injured. he got invited to this group. Like, you know, there's like coffee group, like men's groups, coffee group, whatever. Like church group? Yeah, it's like this group that meets and they've invited him to play basketball. And he's going to go and I'm worried. A little bit of hater tone, right guys? A little bit.

So he wants to go try something new. I'm worried. I want him to try something new. But basketball is really, he's in shape. Don't get me wrong. I'm not worried about that. But it's a different, like, you maneuver. Even him being a football player, which I know he knows the game, but we're getting older.

He's 40. He's going to be out on the court. It's going to be a lot of pressure. There's no pressure and pick up. There's no. Okay. Hey, you tell me, I don't know. I just found it to be odd that now all of a sudden he's going to start playing basketball.

I don't think it's about basketball. I think it's about to fellowship with the guys. Sure. Okay. All right. Just as long as it doesn't include any fellowship at the hospital. It may. Okay.

Because there's lots of feet Lots of jumping, lots of ACLs Agility Now you're just saying words at this point But Well we're gonna have to run some drills at home So we get him ready and warmed up Amy's overreacting a little bit right guys

Absolutely let him play I play soccer and you guys make fun of me Let them play the basketball You play soccer I'm just worried because I don't even know that I've ever seen him hold a basketball So you're embarrassing maybe the worst on the team I don't know

It's sort of it's just foreign to me But hey, yeah, new hobbies at 40. Wow, that's a hater right now. Wow. Okay, well, let us know how it goes. Hey, hater in the house. Hey, hater in the house. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones show. You need to defend myself for a second. One of my friends was talking to on the phone last night goes, hey, I was listening to the show. I hated a segment you did. And I went, oh, really? It was, yeah, the one where you were asking people if they thought you're good looking or not. He was like, why? Like, it was just so self-serving.

I said, I didn't know what they were going to say. because everybody gave me a seven. Yeah, well, Lunchbox was doing it. And there were some stuff that were. But I didn't know what they were going to say. And they started to be so polite that I just bailed out of the segment too, about halfway through. But yeah, if anyone else hated that segment, my bad.

Yeah, you didn't know. Yeah, I really didn't know. I thought people were going to make fun of me. That's what usually happens. So, yeah, I got that. Anybody else hate any segments we've done recently? No. Does you ever go home and someone says,

man, let me tell you what segment did not go well for you? Your husband ever said, Amy? No. I mean, I guess it's been a while. There used to be stuff when I would overshare. That would not go well because he's so private. But I think now he's either just gotten used to it or he's not listening as much or something because I don't get in as much trouble. Yeah, my dog doesn't care when I talk about him.

And that's all I have to worry about. Eddie's your wife, you get bothered when you talk about stuff on the show? She used to, like a couple years ago, she'd like every time I go home, she'd be like, really? You said that? I heard it. But not anymore. Now she's pretty good. But last time she said something was when Amy was gone with their adopting her kids.

She's just like, you just sound boring today. Like, I was like, oh, man. Did you get sleep last night? The weird thing about my friend who said that, I didn't ask. We were talking about something completely different. It's like we were talking about food or something. And it was like, hey, I'm probably girl some ribs something when I get back from L.A. Oh, by the way, you know what?

Sock me suck today? I was like, wait, what? Like they were just holding it in their back pocket. And I didn't give them a chance to segue to it. So they just went right at me. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, if anybody else thought it was terrible. Today, by the way, is our five-year anniversary of being a show here. It's also Justin Bieber's 24th birthday today.

Do you know that? So much happening, yeah. Mm-hmm. There you go. It's Mark Paul Gossler's 44th birthday, saved by the bell. Zach Morris? There it is. It's National Pig Day, Wu Pig Sui, Razorbacks. Oh, it's funny. I mean, obviously that's where you go is Razorbacks.

I went to cute little miniature pig. I went pork chops. Oh, well, there you go. And Garth Brooks was number one on the charts with this single 26 years ago today, What She's Doing Now Is what she's doing now It's the month today, big day On the Bobby Bones show now

Anderson East Sometimes I listen to a record and I go, man, I got to get that up on the show And Anderson East is here, just take a time with us Yes, it is I'm a big fan. I love this last record Thank you, man. I'm probably annoying you tweeting about it. Do you do your own Twitter?

I do for the most. most part unless it's just like you know business stuff but when I tweet you like I love this record and you like it back yeah I got you yeah good no I feel right now yeah yeah of course Anderson East is here here's a record called encore and it's possibly my favorite album in the last six I don't even know an album that I've been just beginning to end move by as much as this record yeah that's heavy thank you I don't even say that that often do I no it doesn't I don't like most things he just wouldn't say it yeah I'll be gentlemen Man, I'm very grateful to be on your good list.

I'm going to tell you, this song here, this, uh... If you keep leaving me. This song, if you keep leaving me, holy cow. I turn this up. I don't even have anybody that makes me feel sad. I'm alone in the closet covered in dirty clothes. Listen to this thing, man. Poor thing.

That's a good one, that one. Tell me about that song. Um, I wrote that with two of my dear friends. I wrote that with my friend Aaron Raytier and Mr. Chris Stapleton. And yeah, it's just kind of about that, you know, love-sick fool that's just no matter, you know, what kind of mud he gets struck through. He's, you know, still there willing to take it all. Listen to this. I'm going to have you sing this in a matter, though.

See that. That's that organ. That's that organ in the background. That's baby Phil over here, man. I see you on the record, too. Woo! How about this one right here? I love this one too, all in my mind.

It feels like a crime scene just happened and I'm watching someone walk and walk away from it secretly. Well, you know, we actually did the crime as well. Tell me about this one, all in my mind. That one was, wrote that with Ed Shearing and Johnny McDade and Aaron Raitier.

You know, we wanted that just, We wanted that just, like, kind of aggressive, but, like, still tender, sexy feel to it. And, yeah. How do you get it right with Ed? Do you see a fan of yours? He said kind things before. So him and Johnny had had, you know, the framework of the song and then kind of send it over with me in mind. And so we just kind of back and forth with it.

So what's Anderson like to work? Were he pretty hard? Pretty easy? Yeah, depends what day it is. Yeah? Easy guy to follow, passionate guy? I always like to ask the band guys because they should tell the truth

because I'm not ready to answer. I am sitting here. That's true. Leave the room. But again, he doesn't know about to ask him. And I saw his reaction was, yeah, he's all right. Which means you guys spend a lot of time together, huh? Yeah, more than probably anybody else in our lives.

I think our audience is going to love you playing live. You guys want to play one? Yeah, we'll do it for us. Okay, so, like, if you don't mind, I'd love to hear if you keep leaving me. Let's do it. That is my jam. Anderson East is here. Check out the record encore.

Here is, if you keep leaving me. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now

and thank you for listening to the show and sorry about all the legal stuff. Man, that makes some job. We're waking every 3 o'clock in the morning for him, my friend. Well, I appreciate it, man, thanks. Man, and you're out. You're working, huh? Yeah.

On the road. We're out there. Promoting. Rock and rolling. I just can't wait to be that guy that keeps coming back to love. Yeah. I just got to find love first.

You know what I do? One step at a time. You don't get there. Yeah. I got faith in you. You're a charmer. Thanks, Anderson. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, yeah. He's charming to me. Yeah. Okay. Oh. All right, Anderson East. Check out encore.

And, hey, good to see you. Thank you very much. Yeah. We'll be back in a second. Sweet Phil. Sweet Phil. Sweet baby Phil. Sweet baby Phil.

All right. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, who do you think the most immature personal. the show is? Me sometimes, yeah.

But out of everybody? My humor, probably. It just depends. I'm just going to go me for the sake of there being a fight as well. Okay. That's pretty mature of me, though, to take... Very much. Good point.

Well, I was just going to say that I read, if you're immature, it's the key to living a long, healthy life. No, good for me. How about that? It seems like you're going to live the longest on the show. It also says people that are immature are more optimistic. It helps them make better health choices and eat right, workout, because you want to stay young when you feel young and immature. There are times where the way I dress, I think, is way younger than I should be dressing.

Oh, for sure. Oh, you stop it. What about kids' movies? Do you like watching those? No. Well, those will keep you young and so well driving with the music turned up loud. No, I don't like that either. Dude, those kids in their music.

See, now here you go being mature. Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead. Okay, well, speaking of aging and staying young. and I totally support this. Kids are aging women faster than ever. A lot of people think that smoking and being overweight is something that's not good for your health.

But having kids brings on the gray hairs. New research has found that it ages you as much as smoking or being overweight. Now, Amy, you're a new mom. Your kids are age 10 and 7. They've been at your house for a couple of months at this point. Do you feel like you've grown more than a couple of months older in the last couple of months? So my husband and I were talking about this, And I guess that's why when I saw this study, it stood out to me.

Because you know when you see the president right when he takes office and then a short four years later, you see a side-by-side, and he's aged a decade in four years because it's obviously a stressful job. I feel like I told my husband, I said, I want to do a four-year side-by-side comparison of us and see how much we've aged. Yeah, I don't have kids. So maybe that's why I'm so young-looking. I feel like I do have the gray hairs coming in, too, which is fine.

So Bobby, I have a new dating site I want to sign you up for. Is it people who like 90s TV shows? Because I'd be into that. Okay. Yes, sort of. What is it? You can pick what you're passionate about. So instead of swiping based on looks and stuff like that, you swipe based on passions.

So if you're into 90s sitcoms, you can put that as your passion. Yeah, I wouldn't make that my main passion, though. Fitness. Also, yeah, fitness. is also a passion for showing your picture before you go on dates. I want that to be a thing. No, this is supposed to be not about the surface. It's supposed to be about things you have in common.

All that's great. But if you're not attracted to the person to begin with, it doesn't matter. Well, this is for people that are looking to connect on a deeper level. I'm looking to connect to. I've never connected. I need to connect on a deep level. I'm just saying, I'm lonely. I'm so lonely.

Okay, well, it's passionsnetwork.com in case anybody listening out there is looking for something more meaningful. You think I'm too old to get on Bumble? I'm 37. No, I know lots of people on Bumble. At 37, you don't think I'm too old? No, I have girlfriends that are solid quality girls and they're 36, 37 on Bumble. But what do you think my age?

We can talk about this another bit, but yeah, we'll come back to this. Okay, go ahead. No, not what my age. I'm not going to make my age. I know what you're going to say. Go ahead, go ahead. What do you think the age of the girl? We'll come back.

Go ahead. Okay, if you're not washing new clothes before you wear them, which I'm totally guilty of that. I get excited to wear. Underware, because one time I broke out of my peepies whenever I put on underwear that didn't wash when I was in my 20s. And I thought I had a STD.

Have I ever told you this story? What? And yeah, I was young. And I was like, oh no, I got a rash. I'm a peepees. And I wasn't even messing around anybody. But I was like, oh, what happened? And so it turns out, I went to the doctor

and it turns out it was underwear. Okay, well, yeah. This is just a reminder. Scientists at Columbia University Medical Center found that clothing fresh off the store racks have lice, scabies, and fungus. So let's wash them before we wear them. And Lunchbox has the same. Watch, be careful around them.

He needs to wash them. Lunch, what did you have? Didn't you have scabies? No, I had tuberculosis. Oh, my bad. I get those confused. Yeah. That's not bad, though.

Only because you had it, Amy, too. No, no, no. I had, what did I have? I had a. You had tuberculosis. No, I had a mild possibility. Like a tiny case. Okay.

I'm Amy. That's my pal. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. So we mentioned Acon not being able to pay his rent, and he owes $164,000 in back rent,

and the paper prints this. Remember when the paper put out my information about me not paying my taxes on that land I bought for my mom? Yeah. The Arkansas paper, they outed me. I didn't even know I owe taxes on this land. And all of a sudden it was my name and owe like $4,000 and back taxes. That's pretty embarrassing. So I feel bad for Acon. Yeah. Front Street. Trying to pay his rent and all of a sudden everybody's outing them. Yeah. You paid that, right? Oh yeah. I was humiliated. I bought my mom. My mom was alive. I bought her a trailer and about two acres of land.

And I didn't know I was supposed to, listen, I really didn't know I'm supposed to pay taxes on it. Mm-hmm. That's what they all say. I know. I'm just kidding. He didn't do it. And I didn't pay it. And the paper put it in there. They had a whole story.

It was like bought. Didn't pay taxes. So yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. A-Con. I feel you now. Earlier I was talking about it. I didn't relate.

Now I do. Now you relate. I'm sure everyone can relate a little bit. We were talking a minute ago about Bumble. I asked Amy if I was too old to get on Bumble. I'm single. I never been married. 37.

He said, hey, can I get on Bumble? Am I too old for that? And you said no. No. And I would put my real age, but I wonder what age do I put for people that I want to match with? Is that a thing on Bumble? Yeah, it is. So what would you say my parameters are, Amy?

Well, 37. On the low end, on the low end. Where do I start? Oh, my dear. Okay, on the count of three, we'll say at the same time. Okay, ready. Okay, ready? One, two, three.

Twenty-five. Wait, what? I said 25. What did you say? 29. I was going to say 30, but I give you one year in the 20s. Wow. I'm looking at Mike D's because he's on it.

His is between like 18 and 30. 18? Stop that, Mike D. Stop. 18 and 30? Mike D is only 26, 26 years old. Okay, I don't care. Mike D, you need to take the 18.

Yeah, bring it back up, Mike D. Okay, what about mine, though? 25. Okay, fine. I'll give you 25. Is that one? Is it too much? I'm asking you for real.

No? No? No? Maybe stick to your guns. Yeah, you have a gun? Stick to it. He's fine. I would still put you at 29.

Okay, listen, Bobby, you're about to turn 38. Yeah, but, okay, we're all about to turn something. We're all a day away from dying when I careful. Technicalities. Yeah. You just use some words. Yeah. So, what if we settled on 26?

Seven. 26 and a half. Yeah, okay, she's 26, which means she's going to turn 27. So I'll get me that. 26. Okay, so 20. If I ever get on it, I'm not saying I will. So 26. She's been out of college a few years.

She likely has a job. 26 to my age. Yes. I don't see you dating older. For whatever reason. You might. You might, but I don't see it. 26 to 37.

Let me make 26 to 37. Got it. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Thanks for hanging out today. Thanks to Anderson East for coming by and playing some music. If you want to hear the show from beginning to end, all you have to do is search Bobby Bones Show on IHeart Radio

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