The Bobby Bones Show - Should Bobby Keep His Beard? & Lunchbox’s Hits the Streets With Hidden Mic

Episode Date: June 20, 2017

Bobby's growing a beard, Lunchbox hits the streets asking for help from strangers and Ray has something to say about the upcoming group picture Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This show. Hi, good morning. Welcome to Tuesday. I'm just talking about 20 days. Morning studio! Morning! Where do we start?

Ray gets signed up for change.org. You didn't sign up for it? No, I didn't at all. So what are you getting? So I got somebody, one of the emails was help horses so they don't pull carriages anymore. And then another one said help the seals because apparently they're right now endangered

or something like that. And then I'll get other ones that say, is America going to start serving dog meat in their food? Like, prevent this. Like, it's the most random change.org stuff and they say they mean my signature to keep like, start a petition or something. Have you signed any of them? No, they just keep sending them to me left and right.

And I know one of you fools sign me up for them. And it's the most random stuff. I think a lot of them have to do with animals, but sometimes it'll be like, it'll be like, hey, try and get more tuition costs lower. I'm like, I'm not in college anymore. I don't care about tuition costs. And then it'll, uh, do you want billboards on I 35? I don't care.

I don't drive on I 35. about you. You think someone signed you up for the list? One of you guys did and thought it was funny and so I guess my signature was signed so now they think that I'm going to join these other things. It's terrible.

I mean, anyways, whoever did it, funny? You got me. Does he want to admit to it? No. No, I wasn't. It's genius, though. It's good. I didn't do it.

I don't do stuff like that. Well, they think I'm like the guy that's going to start the change. Maybe they think you're the, oh, you're the starter. You're the leader. Wow. And they need a certain amount of signatures, so they're like, please, inform people about this.

That's what a petition is, Ray. You know, when you make a change, you got to start with the man in the mirror. I'm talking with the man in the mirror. What is yours? Oh, Amy. Isn't that what he does? Oh.

I was like, uh-huh. That's not bad. Wow, it's kind of around your wheelhouse. Is it? Yeah, pretty good. Don't forget Friday, we want to collectively come together. Download a female Friday. In the last year, download any record put out by a female artist.

And we want to download a country artist. Download a female Friday. That would be Friday. Just a reminder there. Now time for ICU. Bobby Bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

Dr. Dre is donating 10 million bucks. They help build a performing arts complex at a Newcompton high school. Look this guy. My goal is to provide kids with the kind of tools and learning they deserve. Man, he's going to put music in. Like we didn't have, I went to a very poor school. We didn't have things like music or swimming or any, it was just the bare necessities. When you can bring something like this to a school, like it gives kids opportunities for lifetimes and careers.

Yeah. Even trade things, we didn't have a trade. Like a trade class? Nothing like that. Like woodwork. Nothing like that. Auto mechanics stuff. Anything like that.

Wow. just puts opportunity into kids' lives. So obviously Dr. Dr. Drey's dealing with more money than what we can deal with, and that's awesome to do. I wish the schools would let us know. I wish there was some public way they would let us know. And I've said this before, where they were on the kids that can't pay for their lunch. Yeah, yes.

I wish there was a way. Yeah. Because to call and sometimes they don't know, and they're like, I don't even know how to connect you to. And then it just feels weird. Like, if they can make it easier, I think people would help. You're right. Yeah. Anyway, Dr. Dre, I see you.

So, the Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. Cell phone and internet outages were reported across the U.S. yesterday. Engineers have fixed the problem, so we're all good. In other news, dangerous heat continues to hit the Southwest again today. Las Vegas, Phoenix, Tucson, watchout. Temps could get up to 120 degrees today.

And finally, voting has ended for the Radio Hall of Fame. winner will be announced next Monday. Will it be bones or will it be Seacrest? The world awaits. Show. Time for your positivity here on Tuesday. We'll go around the room and share some good news. All right.

Marilyn Scott, she needed change to pay for parking. And you're like, oh, that's like a $10 bill. And so she went in and bought a lottery ticket to break the bill because they just didn't do cash. Oh, wow. Yeah, so they're like, oh, well, you have to buy something to break it. So she did. you won $320,000. Nice.

That's awesome. Congrats. Congrats. It's awesome. I like it. It's amazing. Listen to this guy over there. So good.

He's got hater tone right now. I'm smiling. Tell me something good. He's got tell me something good words, but hater tone. Amy, what do you have? Well, mechanics rescued a kitten that had crawled into the bumper of a Tesla and was there for 14 hours. The owner didn't even know it.

He just kept hearing some meowing. And then he took his car in and they were like, Sir, you have a kitten in your bumper. So the mechanics, remove the bumper, rescue the cat, all as well. Those cats survive. They drive for hundreds of miles, too. Yeah, we talked about a story not too long ago of one that, like,

was up in the wheel of a car for, like, an entire road trip and firefighters rescued. They got like nine lives. Yeah. Oh, boy. All right. Oh, John Gossett needed a new kidney. He had diabetes, so his kidneys were failing. So he has three daughters, and they went and get tested.

Aaron, the 24-year-old daughter, comes back as a match. So Father's Day, went in, had the transplant. Wow. What a present. Woo! Yeah. That's your favorite kid. All right.

There's your positivity. Thank you for hanging. Bobby. It's Bobby and the friends. Everybody good? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just kind of living life, huh?

I have this huge hole in my mouth, and it's because the tooth fell out. Now I have two options. Option A. go to the dentist. Option B, show up for 10 days and complain. I've chosen option B. Yeah, I like that. Mostly because my dentist is 45 minutes away

and my real tooth from the lab comes in in 10 days. I don't want to deal with it. I don't deal with going and having to put another tooth back on. Yeah, because what if you drive all the way down there and put a tooth back on and you feel better? And then I get another flat and then I get towed again. And then I feel better and I can't complain about it. Okay, got it.

Nah. Although my microwave is still out. So yesterday I had to go to Chick-fil-A. And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A. Yesterday I had a four-piece nugget. It was good. That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A. This was not a paid segment.

Thank you. Did you get a kid's meal? Only four pieces? Only a time of four-pieces. Busy day yesterday. I'm in the middle of a lot of controversy right now. Oh, okay. And it's mostly about a girlfriend and them dropping her because of me and all this.

But she's on Jimmy Kimball tonight, by the way. It's awesome. And I think she's going to play a bunch of songs. I think she's a criminal. One of the songs. She's going to play her single, too. But she's not used to controversy. Me, I love it.

I'm like, oh, yes, I'm fighting with people. Like, I love it. But for her, it's a little weird. I don't want to close my eyes. Why pretend I'm going to sleep with a new damn well I'm going to keep laying you wide awake, waiting for the breath you take to come back. I can relax.

I'm a tiger. In my cage, cottons like a twill gauge, feeling like it's a much crush. You're a rush. You're the habit I can never get enough. So Lindsay will be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight, which I don't know if I'll be awake for. I may watch in the morning. It's late. Yeah.

It is late. And I got a missing tooth. You know what I'm saying? It's tough. I do feel a little bad for her. She's having to go through this. Yeah, I don't think that that's her wheelhouse. It's not her wheelhouse.

You like that one, lunchbox? I can see you bouncing. Yeah, I'm listening. I'm jamming. Like, oh. You never bounce. I have the right to remain silent, but there ain't no way that I can't. Anyway, that's Lindsey L. Criminal.

You can download her record if you want. Friday's, download a female Friday. Is that it ready for now? Have I mentioned that I have a missing tooth? I just want to make sure everybody knows. No, how long is this going to be missing? Ten days. Oh, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big relationship breakthrough with lunchbox and his wife. We'll talk about in a few minutes. Okay. Not big. Huge. Yeah, like in the next 20-ish minutes or so. Lunchbox and his wife.

You guys have been a big guy. How long? We've been married a little over two years. That's crazy. Yeah. Like Eddie's been married 11 years. 11 years. About be 12.

Lunchbox 2, Amy. 10 and a half. Dang, me, zero and a half. No, we're not even a half. You have time. It's okay. The thing is I do have time. I feel no pressure.

Good. Is that, though? Yeah. I don't know. It just depends. You'll know. Amy goes, it just depends, and you go. Who do you believe?

You. Yes. I like to choose the narrative that sounds best to me. I just feel no pressure. Like, I don't think. I have so many friends that felt like they were at a certain age that they had to get married. So they started pressing at that age. You're like, oh, I'm in my late 20s.

Oh, my 30s. I just don't feel it. You don't be like George Clooney? And, well, without the money or looks or fame. But I feel, like, shall I say, Peter Van? Oh. Like, you're never going to grow up? No, I like to wear tights.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That part mostly. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin. Two 15-year-olds were arrested after they were so excited because they snuck a gun into their high school. They didn't want to do anything with it.

They just went in the bathroom, got on Snapchat. We're like, look at us. We got a gun in school. Only problem is, principal follows them on Snapchat. Got them. So they were both arrested. Wow, what idiots. I'm Lunchbox.

That's your Bonehead story of the day. We talked about it a couple times. Amy saw Lunchbox's wife at the grocery store. And Lunchbox's wife was on top of the world. She was like, this is the greatest day. I actually get to hold the remote. and then was like, what? She's like, yeah, lunchbox is gone,

so I get to change and watch whatever I want. And we were like, that's a thing. Like, you dictate. Yeah. But your wife watches, and she never gets the remote. So lunchbox is a statement he'd like to give now. So prepare your hair. Ladies and gentlemen.

Wow. With the statement this morning, lunchbox. Yeah. Thank you guys for coming. I decided after so much flack that I got, everybody giving me a hard time, tell me how terrible I was. I decided to hand the remote over to the watch.

and see how she handled the responsibilities of controlling the channel changer. And she went straight to Law & Order SVU. We watched about two hours of Law & Order SVU. And then I was like, all right, we got to change it's something else. And I took back control of the remote. Oh, no. I did give her the opportunity to control the channel changer. And she didn't do a very good job.

And I am proud of taking that step. And I thought it was a big sacrifice by me. So thank you very much. I'll take no questions. I'll take no question. I mean, does anybody have questions? What I'm supposed to say? Why don't you let her try more than once?

And also, what's wrong with Law & Order SVU if that's what she wants to watch? Oh my gosh, it's so boring. But it's what she wants to watch. Like, she watches your shows that she doesn't like. She watches sports. She doesn't like sports. She reads a book usually when I have sports. Then you read a book while she's watching Law & Order SVU.

But sometimes... It's a great idea. He has no answers. Nope. No. I'm Bobby from The Times. I just dumped it. We're going to accept the two hours as progress.

Like he did do it for two hours. Like he's baby steps with him. Yeah, we're proud of you, dude. Yeah, we have to encourage him. Two hours, you did good. You did good. I think happening at a restaurant, and I guess I'll talk about it in a second. If I go eat at a restaurant, I like to do as little work as possible because, one, I am putting on clothes.

I'm getting in my car. I'm driving there. I got to find parking. I'm walking in. Oh, my. I'm touching a menu that a lot of other hands. They don't watch those menus? Such a good point that I never think about.

I try to do elbows only with menus. Really? I try to. Or I put my sleeve over my hand when I grab it. It's like a doorknob. Menu are like doorknobs. It's valid. There's something they're doing at restaurants, and I'm like, I would not do it.

Like, this sounds like the worst idea for a restaurant ever. I'll talk about that coming up in a second. Anybody know what it is? I know what it is. You see the story? Yes, and I would totally do it. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

Now I'm intrigued. Yeah, we'll get to that coming up in a few minutes. Also, Lunchbox wants to be sent on remote to do a whole thing for the show. He has this idea. He's going to pitch. And I don't want to be the only one to give my opinion. I'd like for you guys to listen to his pitch coming up in a second, too. Hello, you're on the air.

Katelyn of Massachusetts. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Oh, I was just calling. I was just listening to Lunchbox to talk about his wife and how she's not allowed to have the remote control.

And I just felt so bad for her. I think she must be so sweet. She must be a state because I would never put up with that. I hate not having the remote. And that's why you had lunchbox would probably never make it as a couple. Yeah. He demands that remote. And he gave her a shot and she watched what she liked and he still didn't like.

What'd you expect her to watch? I thought she would go to the challenge. You know, they're doing a... Oh, you mean one of your shows? Well, she likes that too. You love that show I love it But she's converted to liking it

Yeah Well That's what happens When you marry lunchbox And frankly that's why I didn't I would never Yeah Yeah

Caitlin I appreciate you All right Thank you for calling Hello Renee and Tampa How are you? I'm good How are you? I'm really good

What do you want to say So I listen to your show All the time And I know how much Of a germapov you are But I was a server For a long time Before I do what I do

now, and we always clean the menus just so you know. Okay, Renee, let me counterpoint you because I too was a server and we also wiped down the menus. Would you say you clean the menus or you

wiped down the menus Renee, you are under oath? Well, one of the restaurants I worked at, we did have a disinfectant spray that we used because a lot of our sauces were really sticky so we had to use something besides just wiping them down. But?

Yes, one of them we did just wipe them down. You wiped them down. Yes, see. So that's a majority. Hey, Renee, you! That's what I appreciate. No time. Thanks, bye.

See, I'm just saying, I just don't like menus. I don't like doorknops. I don't like touching people's cell phone. I don't like touching my cell phone. I don't like kissing. Imagine me and my girlfriend. And I'm like... I know, really, honestly, I wonder sometimes...

I saw y'all kiss for the first time and I was shocked. Because I was like, they're really... Our kissing is touching chins. Or like the gnome kiss. There's no nerves. It's just the inside of people's mouth. And the problem is she has a toothbrush in my house. And so hers is green and mine's blue.

And I'm colorblind like crazy. So I put them in two different distinct spots. So I don't grab the wrong one. Yeah. I'm not sure if I grabbed the wrong one the other day because I haven't seen her in a week and a half or so. She's in California. But I think she moved it and didn't put it in the wrong place by accident. And I didn't look back.

I didn't look back. I just was like, uh-oh. I ain't going to look because I know I probably wouldn't be sick. But if I started thinking about it, I'll probably get sick. Yeah. Because it's all up in my head. I do have this restaurant coming up that I want to talk about, that they're doing something in this restaurant.

Talk about that in about a minute. Yeah, and for me, I'm like, I would have to want to do this. And Eddie's like, I'd love to do it. So that's coming up in a second. By the way, if you want to call us, 877-77 Bobby, that's our phone number. 877 Bobby Tomorrow I think we changed the hashtag

For Friday It's just female Friday We download a female on female Friday Oh yeah that's a better hashtag It's just too many letters I was writing it down It's like filled up the whole tweet We just one hashtag

So hashtag female Friday But we download a female record on Friday From the past year To support females and country music So I think we got a pretty good show today I mean I see a solid C plus

with B potential today. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Aim high. C plus. Yeah. I mean, I thought I see.

Let's go to Chris in Nashville. Chris, hello. Hey, Bobby. What's happening? Nothing much. I have a question for lunchbox. Go ahead. Hey, lunchbox.

Over the weekend, I was watching your post. You said that you were robbed, not by a gun, not by a knife, but by your friend. Did you ever get your money back? No, I still haven't got it. He hasn't been robbed. I have been robbed.

This is what happened. Lunchbox gave money to Mike and I to go to Vegas and to gamble. We gave him already his money back to go even. But Mike forgot to cash in the chips because he didn't know the difference. Mike had never been to Las Vegas. And so Lunchbox has been given the money that he already paid in, but we're waiting to cash the chips in before we get all the money. Ray's going to Vegas.

And Ray's going to take the chips and cash him in. Yeah, that's the plan. Hey, I'll make you a deal, Chris. Okay? Yes, sir. Because it sounds like you're worried about this, and lunchbox is getting his money back, right? Yes.

I will give you $50 to Chipotle and gift cards, Chris, or you can have us give Lunchbox his money back. You get to choose. Chris, either you get $50 in Chipotle gift cards or we give Lunchboxes money back. Now think about it, Chris. You, Chris, for calling in. I know, for just being a listener

because let me tell you one thing about listeners to this show. I love them. Like, I appreciate you. Now. Should we talk about how good Chipotle is? Now listen to me. In my hand, let's listen this. That's me slapping them together.

I have $50 in Chipotle gift cards, Chris, and I will make sure you get. I will leave at the front desk. You can pick them up, enjoy some Chipotle for you and three of your friends, or we'll give Lunchboxes money back. Think about that. It's all up to you. That's a tough one, but I love food.

Ah, come up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's up to you. I understand, you know, $200. That's a lot of money. Chris, don't mess with me here. Don't mess with me. Chris, it's up to you.

You know what? It's Friday. And right now I'm on. It's Tuesday. Oh, it's Tuesday. Listen, I just wake up in the morning. I don't know what day it is and I just go to work. Chris, would you like $50 in free Chipotle or us to give lunchboxes money back?

I think I will do Chipotle. Oh, my God. Hey, Chris. Leave this up. Hey, Chris. I will sympathize on you with the remote. Because when I sit down in front of the TV and my wife's next to me, she always hands me to remote. You're dead to me, Chris. I don't know if you're trying to, oh, I'm going to remote you, whatever.

No, you just cost me $200, dude. Goodness. Hey, Chris, I'm going to leave these. I'm going to put you on hold and leave these at the front desk and enjoy some Chipoli on us. And I appreciate you. Bobby, I appreciate you. All right, buddy. lunch, you just had a shot.

We had so much potential on that call and it all went downhill so fast. That was rough. I got robbed again. He just keeps getting robbed. All right, soon in New York City, you go to the restaurant, they'll give you a rod and reel

and you catch your own dinner. Oh, wow, that's cool. This sounds terrible. That's fun. That sounds so awesome. It's fun until you get there and you can't catch anything. Or you just want to eat.

How big is this place? It's like Bass Pro Shop or what? It's like Cabellas. They have a whole thing with all that. So the restaurant in New York City will let you reel in your own dinner with an actual fishing pole and bait, five feet from where you eat. And it's cheaper if you decide to catch the fish on your own. And the host will help you if you can't. And it costs around 75 bucks.

Oh, never mind. I'm not paying that. Really? I can just go out to the pond. No, no, you can't. What? There's a like pond situation by my house. I see people fishing all the time. Yeah. And they never catch anything. They don't? No.

I see them there. I figure they catch stuff. I go to a restaurant and I spend all that time driving, pulling clothes on. You're right. I sit down. I just want my food. And you know what? I don't want to order a drink and then order an appetizer and then order a meal. My waiter comes and I go, they like, do you know what you want to drink? I'm like, no, no, no, no. I know everything I want. This is what I have a drink. I'll have this soup. I have this dinner. And can I get the check? Yeah. Bobby's a real peach to go to dinner today. And thank you very much.

So I'm going to put this up. You can see it on Facebook and tell us what you think. If you'd like to reel in your own dinner. Maybe it's for people that just never been able to fish before. It's like the novelty. $75. That's a lot. In New York for a nice meal, that's probably not that much. Because everything is so expensive up there. But again, I don't want to catch it. You catch it. I eat it. That's the rule. Thank you. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. You're not going to like this. It's five cool words that make you sound old. now that we're probably saying and people they're young going, oh, they're old. I want to hear these. I know, because some of them I use. And I'm like, I'm so cool. Right now, here we go.

Number one, totally. Oh, totally. All the time. Like you're agreeing with someone, you might say, oh, yeah, totally. Dottily. Millennials don't. That's not their thing.

That's our thing. Okay. So we sound old. Damn, I thought we were millennials. We're on the very, very, very, very, very, very bottom in. Sweet. Oh, I use that. Yeah.

Just stop saying that. Unless you just want to be your age. Some people in their late 20s and mid-30s think everything is sweet. When's the next Friday off? Sweet. Turn not to use that as much. Sounds always. Sweet.

Number three or five, cool. Cool. Which is universal, I thought. Yeah. I thought so, too. That's bad. It's not cool anymore? No, only if like a gadget is cool, but they don't use it like, okay, cool.

Oh, okay, I got it. Yeah. Okay, cool. Describing something is okay. Number four or five words you don't want to say anymore. Be old. Bummer. Bummer.

I think I used that one. It's a 90s term. Bummer. Damn, that's a bummer. And then finally, awesome. No. Awesome is awesome. Awesome is my favorite one.

I use all those, so. Well, I'm glad we had this talk. That was not awesome. Those are the five words that you shouldn't say, if you want to sound old. Or you don't want to sound old. You see the Starbucks that there was a stabbing? No. A guy in Chicago got the wrong drink at Starbucks on Sunday.

Oh, so. And started yelling at the staff. Naturally. Another guy said, hey, stop yelling at the staff, so they fought. And the first guy, the guy who was the yeller, why not I'm getting stabbed in the hand. What? Because the other guy fell attacked. Neither than one of press charges, so the cops didn't make any arrests.

That can happen? You're just like, never mind, officer. Let me tell you. Starbucks rage is the thing. You think it's not? Oh, yeah. You mean, like, getting angry at Starbucks? Just being in there, too many people, the line's too long.

It's not even their fault. They're trying to make an order with 17 different miscommunication, separate directions. Can I get a double-moog, jump, blah, but take a left, just corner under the tree, look under the brick, can I get docee dough into a triple shot of boo-boo? And you're like, what? Yeah.

So I feel bad for them. And then you get people going, can I get the purple dinosaur? And they're like, and they're like Googling it. They're like purple dinosaur. But yeah, the dude started yelling at someone. You shouldn't yell at someone. Well, and then you shouldn't probably stab someone, unless he really felt threatened.

Amy had a customer service breakdown yesterday, huh? Yeah. Well, it was an issue. I thought it was poor customer service. I'm not going to say the company because they are nationwide. I am a loyal customer. Not nationwide is nationwide? No.

It's not nationwide's on your side. I'm saying they are a company that's all across the land. So I know I'm going there to pick something up. What I'm going to do there is going to take 30 seconds or less. But I'm like running. I'm going to be late. I know they closed at 6. My GPS says I'm going to get there at 5.59.

So I call ahead to be like, hey, I'm driving all the way there, stuck in a little bit of traffic, just making sure you're not going to close early on me. Because if so, I'm going to turn around and go home. They're like, no, no, no. You should get here. If you get here at 555, 559, you'll be cool. But just so you know, we locked the doors at 6. I was like, okay, but I mean like, I'm legit on my way.

So you're telling me if I get there at 6, doors are going to be locked. Yeah, we locked the doors at 6. I'm like, okay, so I'm rushing to get there. I'm like, I just thought it was bizarre that the kid was like, probably 20 years old or so. I just thought it was bizarre that they weren't like, okay, we'll wait for you to get here. No problem, ma'am. Man, I wish I could agree with you, but I disagree. Yeah.

There's no way Bobby can agree with you. Why? If it lights out at 6, it's lights out at 6. And if you get there at 559, I'm happy to keep the door open for you. That's the rule. I'm always, you don't have to agree with the rules, but you have to abide by them until you get them changed. Okay. And the rule was it closes at 6.

Yes. Did you get there by 6? Got there at 559. It was out of there by 559 in 30 seconds. It took nothing. But they let you in, right? Yeah, because the rule. within the rules. Yeah, but I just thought it was weird that on the phone I'm calling ahead and he's like,

we're locking the doors at 6. Here's the problem. People say that and they get there at 607. Okay, well, that I would understand if you lock the doors. So you can just call a store and be like, hey, I'm going to be there at 615. Can you stay open for me? No, that's crazy. No, no. You're not Beyonce. We are listening to the point. No, I'm not trying to be Beyonce. I just thought like, I'm my GPA, I'm so close. I'm so close. Please don't lock the doors on me. And if I were that, if it were 603, I would still lie and go, if I deny, keep it open. Well, listen, if I had been working there, I'd have been like, you know what? If you're on your way and you're going to be here close, I'll leave the doors open for you.

Okay. I mean not to hire you in my store. Kind of growing this beard thing. Not on purpose. I just got to the point where I couldn't shave it in five minutes, so I just let it keep going. But I posted it on Instagram. Keep it or shave it. That's the question.

Mr. Bobby Bones. M.R. Bobby Bones. I let fans aside. the fans It's like Dan and Che I'll comment too I'll let the listeners decide Yeah yeah

Mr. Bobby Bones Coming up in a few minutes Lunchbox with a hidden microphone Out on the streets Here's what he did He put two slings on his arms And he asked people To help him do things

And the question is Would they do it? For example, Kleenex Excuse me ma'am Could you help me out I got some Kleenex in this front left pocket No I'm all right

No. So, okay, so he has two arm slings on, and she's like, no, I'm all right. So who will help him do what? That's coming up in about 20 minutes or so. We put money on it? No, we're just going to laugh. Oh, okay. Hey, easy there.

I like that, Amy. Dang, Kenny Rogers, hold on. Gambler over there. I love that. I got that joke. Dang. Bobby Bonshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Jamie Lynn Spears. helped her daughter, Maddie, ringing her ninth birthday with an epic pool party, and she invited all the first responders who helped save Maddie's life after the ATV accident in February. How crazy was that? Yeah, it was.

All of that happened, and now she's just good. Yeah, and then the fact that these people are going to be probably, I think it's cool she invited them, but these people help save your life. Like, they're going to always be a part of her life. Crazy. And I know Jamie Lynn,

and I mean, just as dramatic and sad as that was and it's like the most awesome thing. Everybody's just healthy. Yeah, and now they're celebrating her birthday, and she posted a bunch of pictures on Instagram if you want to check them out. I'm going to do this because I need to.

Yeah. I like it. All right, what else you got? Tony Danza is doing a comedy drama for Netflix called The Good Cop, and his character's name will be Tony. Just like it was on Taxi, Who's the Boss, Hutch and Street,

and the Tony Danza show. And his real name. I know. And life. Oh, yeah, that. And life. I know. He's Italian, Anthony, Tony.

It's easy and it makes sense. And it's probably his thing, too. Like, can I still be Tony? And people have associated him with Tony's forever. It just makes it easier for people to know. Okay. Well, he's coming to Netflix. And then tonight's the night, Lindsay L's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel.

The actor, I guess, the guest he's having on, too, is Casey Affleck. So that's cool. Oh, I wonder if Lindsay will meet Casey Affleck. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You worry. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. It'd be good for her. better for a career. They won't block her for dating him. Don't want to close my ass. Why pretend I'm going to sleep with her new damn well

I'm going to keep laying here. Yeah, it's crazy. She's going to be on Kimmel tonight. Yeah. It's awesome. I like to see Sacramento block her for dating KC. Flax, you know?

That won't be a story. But then Jimmy Kimmel's like, sorry, you're dating Bobby Bones. I can't have you on. I would get it. This is Criminal by Lindsay L. Here you go. Should I?

Should I stay awake? Because she's not, she's on 1030, 1130. Or can I DVR it? Oh, DBR. Yeah. I have the ride to remain silent, but there ain't no way that I can't. I mean. Can I say, isn't it?

Yeah. Like, if I was your girlfriend, I would know that there were many a night's during the Stanley Cup finals that you stayed up late watching hockey. Not at 10.30. I didn't start at 10.30. That's incorrect. And also, you don't DVR sports. You watch live. True.

Once in a lifetime. And I expect her to be on many late night shows over the year. This is the debut. Good work, Bobby. No, this is the debut. It's the first one. And stop with the whole, don't talk about because the sports is different. No, this is just important.

It's 10.30 to 1130. And she'll be at the end. She'll be all over the show. She's playing the band and she's doing. Then you have to watch the whole thing. Yeah. 877-77 Bobby. It's late.

I need to come and do a show. I have to eat. This is how paid my mortgage. We'll eat. We'll feed you. And sorry, I didn't get into one in the morning the night before last because I was in Haiti. Oh, yeah, that's right. Good one.

She's behind on sleep. And she doesn't wake up every morning and listen to every minute of the show. Yeah, but she does wake him up and making breakfast. Oh, gosh, these are all good arguments. She hasn't in a long time. Because she's out of town and, like, for the restriction on her stay. Or Uber eats me. Our number is 877.

77 Bobby She's not comfortable with the drama That's been happening, though She's not drama And I'm not drama in real life I love drama on Twitter And like I love it when the old man Of country music

Because if you're like 55 And you're like an old white man You don't like me in this show You like me in personal life Because I'm a nice guy But you don't not like this show Because I challenge everything about the system But I love some good

You know Professional drama She hates it she's just like, I don't even know what to do. Yeah. She's like, I'm not going to back down. It's uncomfortable. But she's like, it's uncomfortable.

I've never been in any sort of drama before. I'm like, hey. Bobby's like, good thing you're dating me. Here's what we do. I'm like, well, I don't tell her what to do because I'll get her in trouble. Like, she does not take my advice. Okay, good. Because I'll be like, you know what you do.

You get on the camera and you start calling out names. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, I love it. I love it. You were about to call out names yesterday. And we're like, no, no. Yeah, and someone wrote an article, and they were like, And then he threatened to say names, and you should not do that.

That would be whatever. And I was like, if someone's doing something, if there's impropriety happening and I called them out, there's nothing wrong with that. And he was like, you're like Spider-Man. You have responsibilities. And what power comes great responsibility. And I was like, I am like the country music Spider-Man. I like that. Thank you for the new analogy that I'll be using.

Awesome. Great. And he, because I yesterday, I jokingly said, I'm the sheriff of this format. Yeah, you did. Okay. Who says to the sheriff of anything? And it was obviously a joke, but it used it to kind of take a dig at me. But okay.

Whatever. I'm the sheriff. I'm the sheriff. I'm the sheriff. Nope. Now I'm Spider-Man. Yeah. Spitey.

Yeah. And you do wear tights. That's true. Red ones. Oh, boy. Oh, you have Spidey tights. Yep. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Hello, Justin and Cedar Park. How are you? Good. How are you, sir? I'm really good. I appreciate your call.

What's going on? I was just calling in to get my input on the DVRing for Lindsay L of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Yeah, so my girlfriend, Lindsay L is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight, playing with the band, playing in and out of commercials, doing that whole thing, playing lots of songs. And so I'm like, do I stay up? It's 10.30. I don't stay up that late. And or do I devrard and watch it all tomorrow? What do you think, Justin?

I think he should devir it. I mean, you wake up on it for this show. and whatnot, you got to be on top of your game. I think you deviant on it. I'd appreciate it. You watching with her. I know she'd appreciate it. You're watching with her. She can get your input. Fresh off watching it.

That's what I would do. I mean. Well, I appreciate it. That's cute. Watch it with her. I almost see her for another week and a half or something. Oh, well, then you can't do that. No, no, no. But I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you. So, let me say this, though.

I feel like I owe it to the listeners to come in fresh. Oh. I agree. Not like this. I'm tired. Who's more important to you in your life? Your listeners or your girlfriend? Listeners.

Wow. I mean, is that a shock? That doesn't shock me at all. That's the truth. Well, I thought he even went dog girlfriend listeners. My girlfriend could break up with me any minute. Any minute. Well, listeners can change the station.

They always make more. Someone always tunes in to find us. And see, that's the problem. That's why he has to be on his A game because he doesn't want them to change the channel. That's why he has to get his slu. sleep and watch it on DVR. You made his point for him. Thank you. Well, that's a thing. I mean, I'll talk to her. I don't want to get in trouble

with her. You know, she's so nice. She's going to be like, no, don't stay up. No, she'll tell all the truth. Okay. Yeah, she'll tell all the truth. Anyway, so by me playing this song, Criminal, it's not her playing her radio single. So I'm not doing whatever. Oh, yeah. I didn't even notice that. I can just do whatever her won. And I'm breaking any rules. All right, let me see.

Steven's on. Hey, Stephen, thank you for calling. Hey, Bobby, dude. You told got to stay up. Ah, come on! It's a terrible call. Who put this call through? Oh, man. No, dude, she's not

going to lay you off the hook on that. Oh, so that's what it's about? Do you think it's more about me staying in trouble for it? I think it's more about, like, you supporting her, especially in, like, a situation where it's her first time.

I mean, this is huge. This is huge. It's you recognizing how big of a deal this is for her. Hmm. It's live. Jimmy Kimmel live. It is.

What time does show come on? Let me re-evaluate it. Okay, thank you. Hey, listen. Other late-night shows, but you can't, she can't have another first one. You can't make that up. But I can watch it. Bobby, what if you were on Jimmy Kimmel Live doing comedy?

Well, she's awake at normal hours. Oh, my gosh. Let's say she had to be up early for a shoot, photo shoot, concert. I'm done with this thing. Thank you very much. She'll never know. You can just lie and say you watched it live. She has no idea.

She's probably FaceTime me right after her. Oh. Yeah. Here's what you got to do. As soon as she gets done, you got to send her a text. I didn't know you were still on the phone, Stephen. Hold on. Hold on.

Sorry, Steve. I didn't know you were still on the phone. Go ahead. What did you say? As soon as she gets done, you got to send her a text and tell her how amazing it works she did. Okay. Hey, we're going to talk about other stuff. You want to just stay on the phone?

Sure. All right, cool. Bob Barker was rushed to the hospital after he fell down. What? Hey, Stephen, do you know how old Bob Barker is? Boy, I didn't know the dude was still alive Yeah, he's 93 years old And you're right

Some people, like, but he slipped in his bathroom and hit his head Wasn't badly injured, but the 93 year old decided to call 911 himself What? That's what I said, like he fell, he's 93, and he called And he's at the ER, he's said to be doing all right Did you have one of those buttons? Like, I've fallen, I can't Speaking of things that make you old

Yeah, that's an old commercial, Amy. I thought those still existed because I thought about ordering one. How old are you, Stephen? 33. Yeah. What do you do for a living? I actually, I work at Starbucks. Okay.

Do you get annoyed when people come and ask like 11 things at once? I'm still trying to put in the first one. Yeah, I can see that. Or the one drink with 11 different little, you know, I'll take just a teaspoon of cinnamon, but a tablespoon of almond milk. Yeah, is that annoying? Yeah. Okay, that's me.

What? Okay, so when you're at Starbucks and people come in, like, what's the most annoying thing someone can do so we can know not to do it? There's certain drinks that the whole point of the drink is that it's layered and they'll order the drink and then finish it off by saying, could you please stir it for me? Oh, so they're ordering a layered drink, but they want you to stir a layered drink. Yeah, which actually turns it into a latte. A latte is a stir drink or is a drink that's all mixed up. But then they'll order the same thing, but one, it layered and then ask you to say it. start. And I'm like, you could have just said a lotte. Once, Stephen, I read a story that people

like in Starbucks, they would write the wrong name, misspelled people's names, so they would get their Instagram put up there. Do you guys do that? No, we actually, at the one I work out, we don't write their name. It's like a super busy one, so we have a printer that just prints everything off. Wow. Interesting. Do you want to hang out through the song and talk some more? Let's do it, dude. All right, hold on. Stephen just called into the show, so he's joined the show. us. I'm just going to sit on the phone for a bit. Hey, Stephen, have you seen my beard lately?

No. You should go over to Instagram and look at it, and let me know what you think. I just been kind of growing in there. Have you seen my beard? No, I don't even know who you are. Like, you call me. So no. No, actually, you know, an interesting topic.

So I have not shaved since New Year's. Why? I don't know. I just thought it'd be fun to just see what happens, and I've got like this crazy long beard. And I was actually planning on shaving it off. after then. Wait, so at Starbucks, do you have to wear a beard net? No, somebody asked me that before.

No, no. But it's really interesting. Like, everybody, like, customers constantly bring up my beard. And just, like, a lot of guys are all like, dude, I have a total beard envy. And I had this one lady told me, she was like, you are a beautiful bearded man. And I was like, I don't know how to react to that. You just say, thank you. So Starbucks Stevens on the phone.

Hey, can you hang out a little bit? Yeah. What time you got to go to work? 1130. Oh, you're good. Hang out. I'm going to put you on hold. Another Starbucks, Stephen.

We'll come back. He's our guest host today. It's all of us normal folks who are here on the show normally. And our special guest host today is Starbucks Stephen, who called in randomly. And I forgot to turn him off. And we're like, hey, keep this guy on for a while. He's got input. Hey, Starbucks Stephen.

Yeah, what's up, ma'am? Let me ask you a question. Why are you up at this early in the morning if you don't be working like four hours? I was taking my son to wrestling practice. Oh yeah, how old's he? 14. Man, you're 33 with a 14-year-old son? Yeah, I got started pretty early.

Yeah, that's cool. Sounds like it. How's that, yeah, a teenage son. What's that like? Oh, man, honestly, it's really crazy. He's going to be starting high school, and it's really weird because we actually, he's almost as tall as me, and I tried to wrestle him the other day, and he told us, beat me. I bet that's a thing, right? Stephen,

where it's, when your kid starts to be as physically dominant as you, you're kind of like, okay, this is a step in our life. It really is. Yeah, yeah. It's totally weird because he was still like always that little kid, but like, I don't know, it was like one day woke up and it's just all of a sudden I felt very old.

Has he started challenging you, like getting Maldi with you as he's a teenager? No, but that's not really his personality. He's super cool, like super cool, super chill laid back. So, like, he pretty kind of, like, he'll say what he wants, like, if he's wanted to do something, but, like, he'll respect, like, whatever it is that we say. That's cool. So, like, he doesn't push back.

You married? Yeah. Yeah. Let me ask you a question. So the voting has ended for the Radio Hall of Fame. Yeah. I'm thinking about that. And so, you know, I don't know who's going to win.

I don't think I will win. I think Ryan Seacrest probably should win. How are we feeling about this, Stephen? Do you think I have a shot to win this thing or no? Like, realistically. I have a shot to win this. A shot or like odds-on favorite? You're odds-on my favorite.

Yeah, that's the thing. And I think Ryan is upset with me. Why? Because I never was like, let's go against Ryan Seacrest. I was always like, we're the underdog. But then I saw some of my friends work on his show were like, we're team no one. We're not against anyone.

I'm like, oh. Because some people were like, We're taking down Ryan. I like Ryan a lot. Even I did that a little bit, I had to step back and realize. Did I tell you not to? Well, because I had something like, you know, team beat Seacrest or something. Oh, that's where it's from.

What? No. It's all your fault, Amy. See, Stephen, that's what I'm saying. Wait, what? What, Stephen? It's your fault. No, it's not my fault.

I was trying to show my support to Bobby, but I did it. You don't show support by taking someone else down. Whoa. and I took it down. I'd like to formally apologize to Ryan. The damage had already been done. Ryan probably didn't even see my tweet. He should win, though.

I disagree, but I think you should win. We'll know Monday, and then if I lose, I'll be sad. But, Stephen, did you vote for me or no? I totally voted for you. I appreciate that. So are you in your car right now? Are you your house or way? Yeah, I'm less driving.

Now I'm just sitting in my driveway. I like that. I'm just hanging out. I have something to want to run. By the way, Starbucks, Steve. Stephen is on, who just called in randomly for a topic, and I kept him on. I have a scenario I want to run by you in just a second, Steve, so don't hang up, okay? Okay.

All right, so there's Starbucks. Is your air conditioner on at least? Like, you're good. You don't run on the gas? Yeah, I'm good. Okay, all right. Starbucks Stevens on the phone right now, talking with him. I like having these extra, like...

Me too. This dude's awesome. I don't even know it looks like. I don't even want to ask for a picture. I think he has a beard. He did tell us that. It's all we know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want to run something by you guys. And also on the phone with us is still Starbucks Stephen, the caller who called in to tell me I should stay up and watch my girlfriend at 10.30 on Jimmy Kimmel tonight and not go to bed. And then he just was on the phone and we just kept talking. So yesterday, as everybody's here in the room, I'm out running.

I decided I got to go get a little run in. Didn't have time to go to the gym. A lot of work stuff I had to do yesterday. So I go for a run and I'm wearing a UFC t-shirt that they sent me and I cut the sleeves off of it. And a kid stops me says, are you in the UFC? He was so excited.

He was walking on the road. And he says, you in the UFC? Again, he was so excited that he might have just met a UFC fighter. Now, Stephen, what would you have done if you were me in that situation? Would you have told the truth, or would you have made the kid's dream come true?

Well, I probably would have made his dreams come true, but I'm not sure how, like, realistic it would be that you'd be in the UFC. Dang, got him. I like this guy. He's saying, you could say yes, but the kid might be like, liar. Okay, Stephen?

Let's can it with the jokes, all right, buddy? No, I'm a good shit. Listen, Stephen, let me tell you. Throw your beard out. And then you'll look even more masculine, so then you might be able to pull it off. Oh, no, I think he thinks you look feminine. Hold on a minute.

There are feminine things I do, Stephen, but to be fair, I'm six foot, one, 65. I got a little bit of muscle. Wet. What? Wet, with your clothes on. Yeah. Wet and with my clothes on?

With wet clothes on. Anyway, the kid was like, are you in the UFC? and I said, are you, are UFC? He was like seven. I was like USC fan. He goes, yeah, so I'm training for it. He goes, oh, that's so cool. Oh, wow.

So, I mean. I kept as, so you didn't really lie. I mean, I'm not, I'm not training for the U.S. Right, but you're not in the U.S. You've done that before when someone thought you were a U.S. Olympian. That's right. I didn't want to break their heart. Pardon me for having a conscious, like wanting people to feel good.

And also you for a minute being like, yeah, I'm an Olympian. Yeah. No, they said what's sporty trying for? I said, Polvolte. Because who's going to look that up? Right? Come on, Stephen. Oh, Stephen.

Stephen, you've been fun. I appreciate you staying with us for the last half hour and just hanging out. We'll get you back on some other time. Hey, I appreciate you. Hey, oh, you got me first. No one ever gets me first. I appreciate you. There he is.

Starbucks, Stephen. Hey, Stephen, have a good morning. Tell your son we say hello, okay? Absolutely. Thank you, guys. All right, buddy. Bye-bye. What do you say?

Have a nice one. Okay. Yeah. Did it do another jab in there. Show. So Lunchbox, out on the streets, doing some lunch walking. There's a hidden mic on him. So you have both arms in slings.

Like both your arms have been broken. Yeah, and I wrapped them up in whatever that rap is. I don't know. So it looks like I'm really hurt. And he says, hey, got to get some help. So here he is. Excuse me, ma'am. Could you help me out?

I got some Kleenex in this front left pocket? No, I'm all right. No, my nose is starting to run. And I was just wondering if you could like. You don't get you clean? I can't. No, I can't. Like it's unused Kleenex.

No, I'm all right. Oh, she's just going to have you help me wipe my nose. It is kind of creepy to have somebody go into your front pocket. Yeah. Like, you're way too close to the ding ding, you know? And to wipe his nose. So, like, can you grab my pin for me? Okay.

Still, they go on the front pocket. It's double. All right, here we go. Excuse me, are there any volunteers? I have a really bad itch under my right arm pick. Anybody help me? Anybody? I wish I had a stick.

Trust me, it's driving me nuts. Is it any chance someone can scratch under my right armpit? Is that a no? All right. Thank you. Did they do it or no? Where are you? I'm just out downtown, and these, like, ten people were stint.

They were on, like, a tour bus thing. They were sitting on the steps of a church waiting for the tour bus to pick them back up. Man, not even people sitting outside of church are going to help you. Dang. Here's lunchbox again, trying to get someone to scratch his armpit with his arms and slings. Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry. I got an itch underneath this armpit.

Could you get it for me? I'm so sorry. Oh, thank you so much. Ah. Have you ever had? Yeah. Yeah, I'm right like that. Thank you so much.

You are so nice. I hope you have a wonderful day. Wow. Scratch my armpit. He sounded like a dog. Excuse me, man. Can you do me a huge favor? My keys are in my front left pocket.

Could you reach in there? and grab them for me? Yeah, man, what happened? I got the car wreck. Sorry, that tissue's unused, I promise. Yeah, all right. Yeah, if you can just reach in there, yeah. Sorry about that.

I'm sorry, man. Yeah, it's a rough. Yeah. Look at this guy. I got you. Is that Thomas Wrett? It sounds like him... Listen back to him talk.

It sounds like Thomas Wrette just help lunchbox find his keys in his pocket. Here, listen. My keys are in my front left pocket. Could you reach in there and grab them for me? Yeah, man. What happened? I got the car wreck. Sorry, that tissue's unused, I promise

Yeah, all right That might be Thomas Rett Sounds just like him Let me do one more His lunch box in Broken Arm slings casts Asking people to Like help him do things

Excuse me ladies Can you help me out I hurt my arms This may be awkward Could you scratch the back of my neck No no Like not in a weird way Like I can't do it

One more one Not in a weird way I know you probably get weird people asking you But this isn't that Well, I don't mean to bother you, but I heard both my arms. I was wondering if one of you guys could tie my shoe. Yeah, we saw you earlier.

I was like, man, I don't want to interrupt you guys. Look like you're having fun on vacation. How did you do that? Car wreck. Yeah. And then when the shoe comes untied, it's very awkward going up to strangers. Oh, double knot. Thank you so much, guys.

No, the other one's good. It's still tied. All right. Appreciate it, guys. Thank you. Have a wonderful day. Wow, okay. For the most part, people are cool?

Yeah. It is creepy. I don't care if you have broken arms and broken legs to go where you're reaching my front pocket and get out a tissue. And wipe my nose. That's funny, though. Some good people out there. Yeah.

Yeah, more people did it than I thought they were. I like that. Yeah, good work there, lunchy. All right, coming up 55 after, tell me something good, positivity stories. By the way, you can still go over to my Instagram and vote. I have this little beard thing going. Should I keep it or should I cut it? Or should it stay?

or should it go. Nice. Mike D. What are the poll results right now? 92% say keep it. What? Keep it. That's me.

I voted. 92%. Yeah. Okay. Did you count my vote? Huh. Mr. Bobby Bones. Who grows a better beard?

Eddie or me? Bobby. Oh, you? Yeah. Like, not even close. Wait, wait. He's not even at the point where I grew mine. He doesn't have holes in it.

Okay, that's true. He got me. And now one of my favorite new segments. And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A. Now Chick-Fleigh offers gluten-free buns. Did you know that? That's nice. For an extra $1.15, there is a catch.

You have to assemble your own sandwich. Buns come wrapped individually to prevent cross-contamination because the kitchen... That's consider it. It's not gluten-free, so they make sure you get them and separate them. So, yeah, I love Chick-fil-A. So you just... That was a... I didn't...

You're hitting the button. Oh, go ahead. Yeah, I get it now, though. So you get the meat, you get the pickle maybe if you want it and all that, and then you have to put it in the bun. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A.

This was not a paid segment. Thank you. Yay. I love our in-studio audience. Yeah, they're huge. They add a lot to the show. Yeah. I'm hearing this story about cheating, guys, cheating, girls cheating.

Why do you think girls cheat? lack of it's probably not physical, more emotional connection. It's emotional. Why do you think guys cheat? Physical. Straight up.

It just shows you how our minds are so different. A guy could cheat and then just be done. And like, boop, I'm not still back in. Ready to go. And it doesn't make it any more right because you are lying and cheating is lying. Cheating is deception.

I know some couples that they just do their own thing, you know what I mean? So it's not lying. It's not lying. But it's just different how we think. We're biologically different. Well, the same reason why girls can date guys that may not, they may not initially be attracted to? Oh, listen. But guys, y'all are normally attracted to them first.

There's always a chance with us. I've experienced many relationships, including the one I'm in now. There's always a chance. You can wear a girl down by being a good person. Wear her down. Oh, yeah. You'd just be a good person long enough. She might be like, wow, this is really someone I could just be with.

Oh. With a guy, we are such Neanderthals that if we're not like, you're pretty. Immediately, not going to happen. So a girl has never been able to win you over or wear you down by her awesome personality or her good deeds. Like, has there ever been a girl where you weren't as attracted as you were in the beginning, but then you grew to find her more attractive. Every girl I've ever dated, I've been like, boom, I must date her. Okay.

Yeah, I'm just asking, because I know you'll be honest. These other guys, I don't know. What do you mean? These two over here? Yeah, you never know. I just don't know. It's like rolling dice with these two. But I feel like you would tell us.

Yeah. You got them. I remember in the seventh grade, I really liked, this guy won't say his name, although I do remember it. Amy, it's like 40 years ago. You're okay. No, but I mean, I'm still going to laugh. I mean, every time y'all laugh, I'm going to laugh. Okay, so I just remember being told, I really liked him,

and I guess, you know, one of my friends kind of put out there that I had a crush on him or whatever, and he was like, well, she has a really good personality, but he didn't end up dating me because I guess he wasn't attracted to me. But he did like my personality. So I couldn't even win him over with that. Good for you. I like your personality.

Well, thanks, but y'all just, he still couldn't even date me, even though he thought I had an awesome personality. It's seventh grade. Let it go. Like, give it some purpose. Yeah, let it go. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show.

I was looking at Eddie's Instagram, and Eddie has a three-year-old son. And he felled out a worksheet at church. Yeah, for Father's Day. It was just talking about Dad. Yeah. And he filled it out, and dude, some of the things he filled out were hilarious. Again, he's three. So he didn't write it.

Obviously, the teacher wrote it, and he answered him. Okay, so what was like? one of the questions. One of the questions is, you know, my favorite memory of my dad is and then he did play games. Good. It's not bad, right? Right. Then they asked him, my dad is blank years old. He said

100. The dude thinks I'm 100. That's cute. He says, he is so good at, fill in the blank, making friends with mommy. Not sure what that means. Wait a minute.

I mean. I'm like, Huh. interesting. Has he been peeking? Like, I don't know. I don't know what that meant. I like to see it as maybe he's like, him and mommy are really good friends. He says he's getting along.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or are you making friends like me like, I'm sorry. He also says, my dad's pockets are full of wallet. Oh. My pockets are full of wallet. Yeah. He's three, dude.

Yeah, I know. Stop judging him. He says, this is what he always says. He says everything to my mom. So I guess I don't really talk to him No, no, like I talk to my mom about things I don't talk to them about things You mean your wife?

Oh, my wife, I mean, yeah Yeah, same same thing Freudian slip? No, no, that's kind of weird Do you feel like your wife is your mom sometimes? No, no Why would, why? Do you ever feel that one?

No! Because she takes care of you and she like babies you My wife doesn't baby me Who does your laundry? My wife? Yeah, who does all the stuff? Mostly my wife. Yeah.

I cook. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Occasionally. Yeah. I make the bed. Sometimes.

Yeah. You don't feel like she's a mother figure to you? No. No. No, she's my wife. That's my girl. Hashtag, my girl. Yeah.

I don't know. My mom's my mom. My wife's my girl. You almost said my wife. Oh, I did. You almost said my mom's my wife. I just texted my girlfriend. She's in California.

I said, hey, do you think? one, that I should keep the beard. And then I said, two, do you think I should stay up and watch you on Jimmy Kimmel tonight? Yeah. Because it's at 10.30 p.m. Are you out of your mind? Yeah, yeah. What does she say? Well, it's in California. I'll think he's awake yet. Oh, okay, okay.

Yeah, so as soon as she replies, I'll let you know. But she will be playing on Jimmy Kimmel tonight, which is cool. And so this is a song on her. It's called Criminal. 10.30, man. I don't want to close my ass. Why pretend I'm going to sleep with a new damn well. I'm going to keep laying you right away. Like, waiting for the breath you take

To come back I can't relax Like, I wouldn't go to 1030 anything And I can DVR it You're in your bed You're the habit I can never get a night Yes, lunchbox

In reality, she knows how well she did Beforehand because it's not really Live, right? I think Jimmy Come Alive is live Yeah, it's live I thought David Letterman like They are, those are taped But I think Jimmy Come Alive is live

Oh, then that Nolan Voids my argument. I was going to say, so you don't really need to text her because she already knows how she did, so it's not going to matter if you watch it then or DVR, but dang it. Nolan Boyd. How do we feel about to stay up or go to bed, Eddie? Stay up. Got to do it. Amy.

Stay up. Lots of rocks. Look, number one priority is the show. Go to bed. We'll see what she says. You want some drama? Yes. It's like we haven't had any drama in a while.

Oh, yeah. Drama. One little dramatic flare. Yeah. How about in-house drama? Whoa. I love this. That's the worst. I know. Our producer Raymond who sits in the glass room and does audio. Uh-oh. We have these group pictures we have to take.

Since Nada left the show, we have to take new group pictures. So it's a whole thing. Raymond would like to make a declaration about the group pictures. Ray, what would you like to say? Yeah, sorry. So anyways, I think there should be some people that aren't in the picture. You mean, like, we should take the picture and keep people out of it. Yes, it shouldn't be whatever, how many people we have on this show nowadays.

eight or nine people. Okay, we have seven. We're looking to refill not a spot. So we'll be eight. Go ahead. Well, Eddie, he's only been with the show four years. I've been here six or seven. Okay. This is what I'm saying is, do you trust him? Do you trust he's going to be around for a year? And then the other thing, Mike D, Mike's been here for not even a year, folks, and we're throwing him in a group picture. He's been in Austin helping out the show. He hasn't been here in Nashville for more in the year. I would think definitely twice about putting him in a picture. And Morgan, she just graduated from college. You want to know how many different things I could have done. when I was 24 years old.

So who do you think Ray should be in the Bobby Boncho official picture? For sure, the power to Bobby and Amy. And I got to say the core three, Bobby, Amy, lunch. But Eddie's in question, so is Morgan and Mike D. But what about yourself? Put me in there. Oh, right?

I moved my entire life here years and years ago before any of these people. Hey, what? Now, you moved when Eddie moved. I was already with the show. Eddie's been with the show for four years. You guys have actually been hired at the same time.

Yeah. Well, then put them in the picture. Thank you, Ray. Unless you're confident putting Mike and Morgan in, don't do it. You don't have to. Should everybody, I'm including myself in this, but everybody just be in a position where they're interchangeable. Oh, yeah.

There has to be space. We all leave a gap. There's like a gap with like arms in a specific way to where it's like, oh, problem solved. Well, interesting. Oh, you think he brings up a good point. Well, it's like, listen, for this show, for the size of the show, We're a small show for like a national show.

Are we really? Yeah, we're a small show. Wow. Some shows have like 15 people. Really? Or more. We're bare bones. Oh, I see what you do.

Available on Amazon. On the world. Your time's bestseller. Bare bone. Paperback. Stop that. So. You don't need more people.

You got us. We do all that. Oh, yeah. We're great. We're so quick. You make a pun. We plug your book. We laugh.

We're great. Oh, no. So wait. Get to your point. My point. No, my point is Ray may have a point. What? Like, do I put everybody in the picture or not?

And I was looking at the itinerary. I think there was a 30-minute slot for Mike D's photos. He's a phone screener. Hey, can I say on that? Right. I've lived it also, and there are studio and editorial shots for Morgan. Sorry, there's not one for Amy, lunchbox, but Morgan gets her own individuals and we don't get out of here. We've already had some.

Whoa. She had none. Mine are a few years old. Mine are like five years old. But she has none. Listen, listen, I just thought it was crazy. What's the drama here? Oh, I didn't even know.

I didn't know there was a breakdown. So, wait, we're not all getting studio in the tutorials. Morgan, is that true? There is a breakdown. You're getting some and Amy's getting some. And I'm getting some because I've never had them. Okay. As long as Amy gets some, she's cool.

But Mike D has never had them. Yeah, Mike D's never had them. I don't know. Drama. Hey, Morgan, I'm going to go ahead and relieve myself. I'm going to recuse myself. of this investigation. Lunchbox, I'll give you some of my time.

Thank you. By the way, they were like, we need three hours. I was like, you gotta be kidding. Three hours. Yeah, so you guys would go for all three. I'm there for like, what am I there for? An hour and a half. 90 minutes.

Dang, how do you do that? Be the boss. That's how you do it. Wow, man. Have your name on the show. Amy, just check that schedule because there's no editorial shot for you. I'm just saying on the schedule. I'm going to give you some of my time.

I know, but I'm just saying if you want some, you better go ahead and get with them. This is the drama. There's the drama. I got you. A lot of people, by the way, asking what happened to Nata? Nata left. Not a... I tried to get her to stay, and she didn't want to stay.

And she got another... She'll announce her new job, but, yeah, she's not here anymore. I talked about it on Facebook Live, and I just haven't brought it up on the air. Because I thought I would be irritable about it, talking about it, but now I'm kind of not irritable, so I can talk about it. But that's it. That's all I... There's, like, all this HR stuff, too, that you can and can't say. So instead of reading a statement, I'm just like, I try to get Nada to say.

Well, she had other stuff she wanted to do. and that's it. The end. But not really. Wait till the book. I'm just kidding. I'm writing the second book right now. It makes me miserable because I hate.

So do we know the premise of the book? Or have you shared anything about it? No. No. I didn't know what could be told. What couldn't be told? No, nothing. Okay.

That's it. But it's going to be forever until it comes out. Don't worry. Forever? Yeah. It's just, Byrdone's one still out, though. Yeah. Again, Amazon.

You can get that one. Their bones New York Times best sell When are these pictures By the way Monday When are they Less in a week

A week I gotta lose some weight I know I know I'm like great I'm gonna drink Nothing but greens And get a spray tan Yeah

Hey you got the studio Love Baby bones Where are we on this bed bug situation Because Lunchbox I think has bed bugs

and he did this little wooden test. He spent $6 on it. He's like, I ain't got no bed bugs. Look. This is a cardboard test with glue on it. And everybody was calling going, that's not legit. And then Ray comes in and lifts his shirt up

and he's got bites all right on. They're still there? What is wrong with you, dude? Yeah, it's the bed bugs. Well, you need to get your house tested. So where are we on this? Ray, are you still getting bed at night? Well, it's either that or acne.

Oh, boy. Well, which one is? Wait, let me ask you a serious question. Are you back on steroids? No, I'm actually not. Okay. So it's not. I don't know where acne would just come out of nowhere.

A bunch of bite works. Yeah. Lunch, are you still getting bit at night? No, I'm good, man. I did the test and I'm in, no, I'm not asking about the test. I'm asking if you still get bit. I have not been bit at night in over a week. Your wife?

No, she's good. Exterminators are saying they've been getting calls daily about bed bugs. Wow. We used to be weekly. According to Exterminators, you know right away if you have bed bugs. Because you start to fill the bites. Check under your mattresses where you lay your head. Oh, that's what they like to hide.

That's cringeworthy. He also says, look at your body. If you have bites from your torso and up, you probably have bed bugs. Ray, that's you. Yes. Bed bugs can be treated with chemicals that cost anywhere from $250 to $1,500. And it only gets more expensive the longer you wait. Wow.

$1,500. Get someone out there. So what you're saying is Ray's not allowed back at work until he gets tested. He got them from you. How dirty is lunchbox's house, right? Oh, great. Here we go. Like, one to ten. Like, you watch hoarders. You see that show.

How close is lunchbox to a hoarder? He's a hoarder. The bottles he gets to recycle, he leaves in the house. So, I mean, you know, they just sit open. Like, there'll just be bottles in the corner. I don't know how it is with his wife now, but when he used dishes, he would just leave them there in the sink. So there'd be flies. There's bugs. Oh.

And then the dogs, they'll make a mess with their food, water. Like, if I went into the kitchen, I always had to wear shoes. You'll get your socks dirty and your feet And then there would always be little dust bunnies That would just like move around the floor Because he never vacuumed or cleaned the floor He's like, it's hardwoods so you don't have to vacuum it Hey, there's two people that live there

You could have vacuumed anytime you wanted to But you didn't vacuum either And the dishes, I pile them up in the sink And once the sink is full, then you unload it That's what the sink is more You just see in luncheon is disgusting Even married? Oh yeah

I mean I hate to go into someone's house and then tell him, you know, my place is dirty. But he's a friend, and I feel like I need to tell him, place is dirty, man. And I don't know if it's him or his wife or what, but it's just not very clean in there. Do you think he has bed bugs? Yeah, absolutely.

100%. He's going to give them to you. I know, and I have kids, and I don't want to deal with that. Will you please get that? I've already tested. I put the test under the mattress. It came back clean. We're good to go.

If we go fund me enough money for someone to go to your house and check you. Maybe we have a client. Do you have a client? Yes, we do. Do you have a client? We have a question. Okay. Amy has you someone that sponsors your endorsement?

Yeah, Northwest Exterminating. Love it. Can we send them to your house to check officially? Oh, my goodness. How did you use them before anyway for the rats? Oh, no. You're gross, man. They help you.

They help you with your rodent problems. Rats are a natural thing in society. Everybody has rats. You all have rats in your house. You just don't know it. Can Amy? Yeah. Client, come to your house and test.

Yeah, they can come tell. I already did it, but if you want to waste their time, you can bring them on over. Okay, Amy, we make a couple calls. Okay, yeah. Rats are a natural thing. They are. And we all have them in our houses. You do.

Okay. What else has happened over in the country music world? Like in the Amy country music covering the country music world of country music. Oh, good question. I saw Dan and Shay. They let their fans pick the song and they picked it. Cool. Cool.

Party train? I can't remember the name of the song. John Party Hardigan in the names floor? What? That's a new song. Oh, okay, yeah. No, not John Party. Oh.

I don't know. All right, I just thought you'd tell us some stuff. I'll go to a caller. Thank you. Derek and Tampa. Well, she does the skinny. You would think she would know his voice. How did she do?

We're terrible. Hey, because you think I'd have my skinny stuff out, but I don't right now. I have my pile. Yeah. Derek and Tampa. Hello. What's up, buddy? Not much.

Just driving. through Alabama right now in the military, so I'm PCS and or transferring to Illinois. How you feel about that? Oh, excited, man. I'm from Illinois, so it was a request that fortunately was granted. Wow, how about that? Congratulations. That's cool.

Yeah, thanks, man. I really appreciate that. I just wanted to let you know, man. You guys driving through Tampa and through Florida and everything, about 2 a.m., sat here with my podcast going, listening to you guys, just getting me through the night. Appreciate that. And thank you for serving. We really appreciate that. Yes, sir. Thank you. Mostly, I appreciate you. Hey, I appreciate you.

Thank you very much. Man, look at that guy. I talked to my girlfriend through text. And? One, she said shaved the beard. Really? She doesn't like beards that much. And two, because she's playing Jimmy Kimmel tonight, she said, I do not have to stay up and watch it. Boom.

That I can judge. She goes, what's the difference in a few hours? Like, wake up and watch the DVR. Okay. Do you think she means it, though? No. No? Yes. I don't want to close my ass.

Why pretend I'm going to sleep with another day. Do you think she means the name of your girl? Man, she's so nice that I really feel like she means it. Yeah, this whole controversy, like, it's like weird for her. Mm-hmm. Because she's like, I didn't want to start any controversy. I don't want something to block me and it'd be a new story. I always just want to apologize to people who want her to come watch me play.

Yeah. And then everybody, whatever. I know. Now it's this. I know it's got to be uncomfortable for it. It is not comfortable for her. But I'm proud of her. Oh, yeah.

She definitely stood up. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But whatever. Yes, I'm happy for her too. I hope she does great tonight. Jim Bekeme. I'm going to try to make this thing now on Friday.

Download a female Friday. A way we can try to support get our listeners to rally. On yesterday's show, I surprised Amy and said, hey, guess where I was this weekend? I was in Haiti. I went to visit your kids. And so I called Amy after the show. I was like, hey, you're not mad at me, are you? Because I thought 98%

you were like blown away like whoa i can't believe it and two percent i was like i don't want to be mad that i went without i don't want to be mad at them without you because that was never the idea the idea was to go with you but then you came on the air in a complete moment of clarity and you said i'm not going back until i can pick up my kids and move them home yeah that's when i decided it's got to be a secret mission and so i called amy i was like hey and you're not and you said to me

no i'm not mad i get it like i i i did say that and i think had you presented me with the option to go, I would have 100% gone, and I just don't know that that would have been healthy for me or the kids, so I get it. But, I mean, there's not, I can't be mad. I'm not mad. There's just a part of me that was a little, you know, a little like, oh, man, I wanted to experience that with you, but that's selfish. Like, at the end of the day, you went and you met my kids and you saw the orphanage, and that means the world to me. I made lots of friends. Yeah, you did. And I, they loved you. I heard. Well, here, here we are counting.

Three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five. So one, two, three, four, five. Six, six, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Nice. Uh, uh, much. Good, ha, ha, boy. See, a boy.

A-bye. Name. Gidlin. Jidlin. Age. nine. Yeah, how do you say French? French

and Nivon. So he's one of my translators. Awesome. Nice work, man. And I know a little bit of French and D-D-Ireux. But French and Creole are, they're slightly different. I'm impressed. At what?

That's your French. Oh, it's just numbers. We're still, dude. I knew, like, the major gradings. But I don't, you know. That's cool. But, yeah. And I did a Bobby Castle last night just talking about it.

Like, this is what I saw. I don't even know that my thoughts. thoughts were coherent. But lots of pictures at Bobbybones.com if you want to see. It's so cute. I know it kind of bothered you that you weren't there.

Oh, I had like, what's the kids say? FOMO. But I didn't know, I didn't have, I didn't. That's an adult thing. No, my mom says that. Okay. Yeah, your mom said to Eddie, how old is she? She's like, saved 70.

I don't want to offend her. But I didn't know it was happening when it was happening so I didn't have FOMA at the moment. But I have like post-FOMO. Looking back on all the pictures. Po FOMO. Po-po-mo. I'm Pop-P-O-Mo.

But, like, still so giddy about lots of emotions. Just awesome. I still can't believe you went. So cool. A bear killed a teen runner as he was running a mountain race. Did you guys see this story? This is awful. No.

A 16-year-old was running in an annual mountain race in Alaska and a bear mauled him. Authorities launched a search for the teen after he sent a text message to a relative saying he was being chased by an animal. The 16-year-old was taken part in the climb. You know, I wonder, because where I grew up in Arkansas, there were bears. And so you knew, according to the temperature, what time of the year it was, when they were more active. I wonder if this is, like, really a rogue bear, or if the kid run up on the baby. You'll see bears do this, too.

To protect the cup. Or if they had the race at a time when they should. Listen, I don't know. I just think this is insane. Yeah. When I read this, I'm like, when did he have time to send the text message when he's running from a bear? And it sounds like he just came across, like the bear just came across his path and got him. I don't know.

I was picturing him running using voice text. I think that if I was looking for help when a bear was chasing me and I was in the woods, I could probably text, hey, I need help. But if you're in the woods. And listen, bears know the woods. It's better than you do. Yeah, you're right. They can move. Although they're big, they can move.

Can bears climb trees? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a video of some hunter on top of a tree, and the bear goes right up to his face and the season comes back down. You ever seen that? No. It's an amazing video.

Brooklyn Decker posted Instagram outside of their house, and she's like, zoom in. You zoom in as a bear at their fence. Wow. What? She's a bear, yeah. But that sucks for that kid. Yeah. Stuck for that.

The family. Yeah. Here's a valedictorian speech getting cut after he started critic. besides the teachers. They just cut the microphone on this. Despite some of the outstanding people in our school, the lack of a real student government, combined with the authoritative attitude

that a few teachers, administrators, and board members have prevents students from truly developing as leaders. Hopefully, this will change. Oh, wow. I like the crowd. What's up with this school? Like, what are the teachers like?

I want to know now. He called him authoritative. Now, I know, all I can. Here's the weird thing to me, is that a valedictorian usually isn't the one that's math teachers. Exactly. Validatorians are like kids like me who are like, hey, teacher, I get you an apple. Here you go. I make good grades.

Yeah. Usually it's those, but this, it's a smart kid against the system. Yeah. And I don't know if he has a legitimate beef or not. Well, they are in control. They turned him down. They, uh, they caught him, man. That principle is like, boop, man.

That's amazing. I cannot believe they did that. They shut him down. Yeah, and the crowd was like, I don't know what's happening at this school. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just like any high school. The teachers and principals think they're more important than they really are.

Or the kids are kids and they don't really know what the teachers and the principals are putting into. Or is this kid genuinely concerned that something's up and these kids aren't able to thrive and become leaders. Or with all arguments, it's usually somewhere in the middle. Or what happened to freedom of speech? They cut this guy. Freedom of speech is only speaking out against the government without going to. jail. Everyone's always like, what's up with freedom and speech? You know what freedom of speech is? It's the ability to speak against your government without fear of repercussion. That's freedom

and speech. You can't just go right. I can't get on the radio and go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and hate on, even my own company, and then not fire me. And they have a freedom of speech. No, I work for them. There's no law to say they can't fire me. Freedom of speech is only my ability to say, I do not like what my country is doing. It is our greatest gift. It is what our military men and women fight for. Yeah, because other people would be arrested. So what you're saying is you can only just go on here and be like the government sucks or whatever, the government's awesome. And they can't arrest me.

And they can't arrest you. Right. But you can't get on here and be like, Amy's company is a piece of. Right. Because they could sue me. The company could fire. Yeah, freedom is people get that confused. Oh, I had it confused.

Totally. Freedom of speech is the ability, the gift that we can speak against our government to make change. And we're not going to be taking. We're not China. We're not North Korea. Have our wrist shop. Do you not know the Ten Commandments? We're not...

That's not the Constitution. Oh, my goodness. All right. The Ten... Here we go. You mean the Constitution? But what are those called? Ten Commandment?

No. Amendments. Commendments. There you. No. That's not it either. Goodbye. All right, Amy. What's over there in your pile?

Well, okay. I read that the tour company that takes people to North Korea, like they did the most recent guy that came home and unfortunately has passed away. they've halted trips. Wait, there's a tour company that takes people on tours to North Korea? That was the shocking part to me. He went through a company. And yeah, there are companies that organize tours to the secretive country.

And then there's two others. This one's halted. There's two other companies that organize tours that are reviewing whether or not they might halt. And I'm like, there's Americans that sign up and they're like, yeah, take me. I want to go to North Korea. I'd be like, no, thank you. I've read articles and looked at pictures of Americans taking secret pictures of North Korea, like inside. Because you're not supposed to take pictures and put them out.

And so I just wonder, though, like, I don't, I saw that when they got him back, I didn't know. He was in a coma. He was in a coma. And then he died. Yeah. And so I saw John McCain talking about it yesterday. And, of course, John McCain was pissed and he should be. But I don't understand why he went over.

Like, I'm not that educated on the story. He just went on a tour. Then did he just stay? Well, okay. I know that he went, again, through this company. that does the tours. I don't know what his reasoning for going was. Out of interest.

He was a college student. He was held prisoner. He did something wrong. Okay. That makes sense. But wrong in their eyes. Probably not wrong. He was doing a site.

He was accused of trying to steal a propaganda banner while visiting. I saw that. That's right. That's right. It's a propaganda banner. So in their eyes, they're like, oh, nope. I mean, so what was his intent of stealing? I just like, you know, remember, like, hey, this is from North Korea.

So they threw him in jail. For 17 months in detention there, yeah. He was supposed to be there for 15 months of hard labor, 15 years of hard labor. Yeah, years. And then I guess. But that's why you don't even go over there. Well, yeah, that's why these companies, like, oh, okay, well, now we're going to. Listen, I have no problem with the companies.

Okay. If the people, the knuckleheads who go over there. Well, I guess, yeah. If it's legal to do, what might have a problem with a company taking people over and legally showing them a tour of a place they want to see? but don't do things illegal while you're there. Yeah, and be very clear. Like, you would think this is legal.

You could take a poster and put it in your backpack, but that doesn't fly here. Yeah, you need another rules of the culture. But they beat the dude. I mean, it's just not a good place. Yeah, I think the labor was so crazy and then whatever he ended up. But, you know, he was able, his poor family. I mean, he did get back here, but unfortunately there was just nothing they could do. Yeah, I didn't know he was in a coma though as soon as like Dennis Rodman went over.

I don't think we knew that until, yeah, we were like, Like, oh, wow, he's being set free. And the images we were seeing were older ones. Bilt. What else you got? American Idol. They are trying to get Lionel Richie as a judge. What are your thoughts on that?

I love Lionel Richie. Now, I geeked out over Lionel Richie, seeing him in a hallway. Yeah, you did. Now, as far as an American Idol judge, I don't, I think they're probably on their eighth or ninth string at this point. Because I think that they went for all the A-listers, and then they had to pay Ryan. and they're like, oh boy, we don't have money for it. And I think Lion Rich is great in my eyes. I don't think you're going to have a bunch of 19 to 22, 23 years old watching them.

Yeah. I love Lionel Richie. And I love his music. And it was even a little before me. But all night long, all night, all night, all night. Like, I love it, you know. Hello. Before Adele, he was hello.

He was hello. Is it me you're looking for? That's good, Eddie. No, the hell is, hello, just sound the same. Don't confuse it. I like it. And I think he's got a good personality. I don't think it's going to be a real flashy get, though, as my point.

They're probably getting it for like $3.5 million. Okay. What else? Today is National Vanilla Milkshake Day. Vanilla does not make sense to me. I'll say it 100 times. If you get to choose a flavor, why in the world would you choose vanilla? Now, I get it if it's the only one.

It's pretty good. Do you think that says something about someone? Because that is my husband's choice of ice cream every single time. Don't you say people are being vanilla or like, that's vanilla? It's safe. Vanilla is safe. It means you don't want to take a risk with the choice that you're making not being good. What's your favorite ice cream, Bobby?

Chocolate. Straight up, plain chocolate? Chocolate. I like chocolate. Yeah. Listen, I like vanilla ice cream. And if I'm stuck with vanilla anything, I'm like, this is fine. but I don't choose it.

Interesting. Thank you. Okay. What else you got? I feel like for my last story of the pile, I don't know. I feel like I should ene, mini, mini, mind you know it because I don't know. Well, you're wasting time. You get it on both.

Oh, boy. Oh, fine. Too late. Pick one. Yeah, you got to pick one. Yeah, you can't have to begin with. Yeah, why did we do this? Come on.

Go. Well, this time tomorrow, Kim Kardashian's going to be four. Pass. Okay. Jay Z changed his name. Did you know that? Put a hyphen in it. He added the hyphen in it. He added the hyphen back in case.

you didn't know? Yeah. Okay. If you didn't know, he added to hide from baby. Yeah. And... What was the Kim Kardashian when?

I were just joking with him. No, you said you didn't want to know. I really don't want to know, but I think listeners will be mad if we don't finish it. Well, it is intriguing. She's putting out this beauty line. It's predicted to sell out in five minutes, and boom, she'll be 14 million richer. You know, the Kim Kardashian stuff, I don't get either. Like, I get why she's famous because she is pretty, and they have a show where they

create drama. But why you would buy a product? Well, listen, because it's contouring cream, and they know how to contour those Kardashians. It makes you have better cheekbones, a smaller nose. See, I don't know this. Yeah, I might buy it. I just know that I don't trust them.

What? I don't trust the Kardashians enough to buy a recommendation. Like when we do endorsements on our show, you know that we've used the product or somebody has used the product that we're close to. It's a thing. Like, you know that we're talking about something that. But the Kardashians, I feel like they're just like lighting things up and going, Here's something for a million.

Here's an emote. Kimojis. Here's a fidget spinner. Like they're just grabbing money. I don't trust their endorsements. Well, plenty of people do. Yeah, obviously. They have a million.

I get them. I understand why people like them. I just don't know that I would take the next level and buy something because they told me to. That's all. Okay, I won't do the eating mini-money-mo thing anymore. Sorry, I'm learning. You've been doing this for how long?

This segment? No, no, like a week. This show. 11 years. Thank you. Wow. But... Hey, rest my case.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Over to Farmington, New Mexico. Noah is on. Hey, Noah. Hey, man. How's going?

It's good. I appreciate you calling. What can I do for you? You know, I just heard you talking about whether you should stay up late and watch Lindsay, and I think absolutely you should stay up and watch that girl. Yeah, your girl. I get it. Like, my girlfriend's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

She's going to be playing with the band. They're playing songs in and out of breaks. Like, you know, doing songs. Like, the song's called Criminal from a record. He'll be playing songs. She's playing at 10.30, right? I wake up just a few hours after her. I can DVR it in the morning and watch.

You know? I don't want to close my eyes. Why pretend I'm going to sleep with an end well. I'm going to keep laying you right awake, waiting for the breakfast. I'm leaning toward getting a good night's sleep and enjoying it fully when I wake up. I don't want to be exhausted while I'm watching it. Yeah.

But yeah, she's on Jimmy Kimball tonight. Noah, your thoughts on my little assertion there. I think that you should absolutely stay awake because you should be the first one tweeting about her experience in Jimmy Kimball. The first one, huh? I'll tell you what, I'm going to watch it Pacific Time when it comes on. Ah, smart. Like 2.30.

Yeah? I have the right to remain silent, but there ain't no way that I can't because I'm wired like a ticking time bomb. I was being ridiculed. Someone was like, eh, Bobby plays your songs anyway. No, I don't.

Until yesterday, I didn't. Don't get me started. Oh. Do you want me to get started or no? Well, what else do you want to talk about? I feel like, I don't know. Where are we going with this? It just depends where you have me to go.

You want to go to hardcore Bobby or just play a song? Oh, wait. Hardcore. Can we play her song? No, I'm not playing her song. Oh. Hardcore? No.

You're supposed to be the good influence on me. Oh, yeah, I want to hear. Jason Aldean. This is Luke Ryan. Oh, my goodness. Move. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. No, size. No, size. Sexy and cute. Stop it. The Bobby Bones show. Let's go. It does it for today.

Thank you. Hey, tonight, Karen Fairchild from Little Big Town, we'll be stopping by my house to do a Bobbycast. And I hope you listen. I think that would be a fun one. I like Karen a lot. And I have a lot of questions about early Little Big Town. Yeah.

They were dropped a couple times. They're superstars now, but it's one of those stories of continuing to grind it out. So Karen Fairchild will be coming by. Last night, I did a 30-minute bobbycast of me just trying to recall things from going to Haiti and just talking about it. And I don't know if it was that good, but I was just kind of talking out loud. So you can hear that. You go to IHeart Radio or you go to iTunes and subscribe to Bobbycast.

It's a show I do from my house. So there's that. What are you doing today? Good question. I have, oh, I know. I'm shopping today for our photo shoot. Oh, yeah, I have to photo shoot next week. Yeah.

And did you know there's like a color theme? No. No. No. No. Okay. There's been so much drama of this photo shoot. Lunch bikes.

Okay. You know, I got to hit the nap circuit. Oh, I think about that. You're on tour? Yeah, I'll be hitting it. I'll probably hit the bed today instead of the couch. Oh, I always wonder what venue you're going to explore. Yeah, go upstairs, hit the bed, and, I mean, really, nothing major plan besides that that I know of. Well, I'll say that.

I have a big meeting today, a big board meeting today. Like big, big? Yeah. Like huge? No, but big. Okay. So I'm doing that. Like, the show's over for like three hours.

Are you going to keep the beard for the big meeting? I don't have time to shake. I don't have to shave it. Oh, well, you know, I haven't shaved it because I haven't time. It takes some, once it gets to this point, you can't just take a little, like, I have dollar shave club, but I have to take a z to it first. Okay, got it. But Lindsay L, also my girlfriend, but artist for all the stations considering dropping

her, is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. And so I've got to decide if I'm going to stay up and watch her perform tonight. And this is a song called Criminal. One of the songs that she'll do, she's playing with the band in and out songs, playing songs, you know. So it's a 10.30 is the issue. And I go to bed like two and a half hours before that. Like if you guys want me to stay up, I'm going to be Godzilla when I come in tomorrow. But it's up to you guys. All right. Thank you. Mr. Bobby Bones is my Instagram. See you tomorrow. Come on, y'all. Bobby Bones show. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional

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