The Bobby Bones Show - Signs Your Partner Is Cheating + Artist Tour Rider Game + Overrated Things

Episode Date: July 10, 2020

Bobby reads a story about signs you can pick up on to find out if your partner is cheating. We play a game where we have to match the artist with their tour requests. Plus, we share things in life tha...t we think are overrated! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:39 You tried. And you know what? They were pretty good. Yeah. But they weren't what everyone was, like you never tried it? You don't think they're better than regular Cheetos? They're fine.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Wow. And they were still fine to pretty good. But I say from the bottom of my heart, they are overrated. By the way, Who disagrees? I do. 100%.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Anybody else disagree? They're a little hot. They're good. They're okay. They're a little hot. They're a little hot. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Amy. Well, okay, so I tried this again because I wanted to give it a go and I still stand by my decision that I don't get Game of Thrones. It's totally overrated. I was flying and I had downloaded episode one of season one a long, long time ago and tried to give it a go. And then when I was on a recent fight I was going through my iTunes being like Oh what can I watch that I already have downloaded And I was like oh there it is
Starting point is 00:04:35 I'm gonna give it a go Nope nope nope nope I'll speak on this and that I am a Game of Thrones lover But it takes more than one It takes about four or five episodes to really love it And I do think as a lover of Game of Thrones It's also a bit overrated because the hype Kind of became what it was more so than the show
Starting point is 00:04:53 Still I think the best show of not my favorite show But I think the best show of my lifetime I feel so bum that I'm missing out on the best show of your lifetime but it's just not going to happen. The storylines, the money, the actors, what it did to pop culture. I think pound for pound probably the biggest and best show of the lifetime. Not my favorite. But I can get why you would say that, Amy.
Starting point is 00:05:15 From someone who loves it. But we will sing it for you now. One, two, three, four. Overrated. Lunchbox. Oh, there's a TV show that everybody loves. and I was late to the train on this one and I watch it and it's okay
Starting point is 00:05:31 but I don't think it's one of the best of all time like people say and that's Friends. Like, what are you talking about? I think if you didn't watch Friends back in the day it's not that good now. It doesn't hold up wonderfully unless you were in it when it happened. Right. And so I watch the reruns is how I catch it.
Starting point is 00:05:46 And I'm like, oh, this is okay. But all the hype it gets, people act like it's the greatest show to ever grace our TV. I love Friends, but I was having this conversation with someone who is 28, 29 years old. And she's like, it's fine. I said, oh, because you didn't get to experience it while it was on.
Starting point is 00:06:03 If you, it's, I would say, like, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is what I would compare it to to me. Like, if I watch it now, you're like, this is the stupidest show I've ever seen. But because you watched it when you were a kid and it was so cool, then you still have those feelings about it now. And so I watch it now, I love it. But I get why you would say that now. It's not overrated to me because I still get the joy that I've always had from it.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Friends, is it overrated anybody? No, I like it. I don't even know that should we chant to that? Oh, yes, it's his. Oh. Wait, we chant to all of them. Yeah, Amy, I might not.
Starting point is 00:06:37 You're right. One, two, three, four. Overrated. All right, very good. Thank you guys. You can add yours. No, let's not put this on Instagram because it's going to turn into a Facebook.
Starting point is 00:06:47 It's going to turn into a fight. This is one of those that I don't want up because these people are going to be fighting about it the whole time. I'd rather you put up, who's your favorite political person? Oh, good. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:07:00 So match the artist with their tour writer. And what a writer is is what you request whenever you go to a venue to do a show. Your three choices are Dirk Spenley, Kid Rock, or Luke Bryan. Okay, this next one's going to be about one of those three. Amy, you're up first. Dirk, Spentley, Kid Rock, or Luke Brian.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Ready? Mm-hmm. This artist asks for a selection of Fruit of the Lume or Haynes underwear. Specifically, they want to pack a white tuesday. t-shirts, a pack of white tank tops, and a pack of white boxer shorts. In addition, they ask for a pair of white crew socks. So as part of the rider, all of this is there.
Starting point is 00:07:38 By the way, it's all like white. I don't realize that. So, Dirk, Spentley, Kid Rock, or Luke Bryan. You got the underwear, the t-shirts, white tank tops, white boxer shorts, white crew socks. Is it Dirk's Bentley, Kid Rock, or Luke Brian? I feel like it's Kid Rock. You feel like it or that's your answer? Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:08:01 It's Kid Rock. That's correct. It's Kid Rock. By the way, just because they have this doesn't mean it's all in there. It's because of mine, when we play theaters, I always request a three pack of white socks and one pair of red socks. What's up with the socks? Because you always like to have clean socks. Like if you travel and you lose socks, I'm on my feet the whole show.
Starting point is 00:08:23 So it's just in case. Okay. So, and also, I take them home and wear them. That's right. I have the greatest sock collection. Okay. lunchbox. Your three options are,
Starting point is 00:08:33 Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, or Shania Twain. Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood or Shania Twain. On the rider. Lemons, papayas, mangoes, bananas,
Starting point is 00:08:45 melons, beats, broccoli, and 10 pounds of carrots. The artist also requests a canine sweep the area to deter people from making fake bomb threats.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Additionally, they have their own security dog. Now, is that fatal? Carrie Underwood Or Shania Twain? Oh, man. Lemons, papyes, mangoes, all this, 10 pounds of carrots? 10 pounds of carrots?
Starting point is 00:09:13 I mean, I think... A canine? Canadians like carrots. So I'm going to go with Shania Twain. Chenai Twain, there we go. Nice. Oh, wow. Dang.
Starting point is 00:09:21 How'd you know that? I was guessed. All right. She's juicing those, right? I would assume. Matt, she's eating all that before every show. Crap Eddie
Starting point is 00:09:34 Come on Your options are Tim McGraw Love him Keith Urban Or Sam Hunt Ooh perfect This artist asks for
Starting point is 00:09:45 Two breakfasts One for before a workout And one for after Neither seem to have a gram of fat though The singer Specifically requests no butter Be Used ever The meals are full of fresh
Starting point is 00:09:57 vegetables and steamed chicken After the show he requests A few cans of Coke and Pepsi for the tour bus. Coke and Pepsi? For the tour bus. What? It's Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, or Sam Hunt.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Okay, I've taken Keith out of this. Why? I feel like he wakes up later. Didn't need breakfast. Sam's a big dude. He needs fat in his diet. I'm going to Tim McGraw. He says Tim McGraw.
Starting point is 00:10:23 What? Yeah. Who is it? Keith? It's Keith. It's Keith. What? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I got tricked. Next time he comes in, Let's ask him how true this is. Yeah. It could be an old writer too. All right. Amy and lunchbox are in. Hey, I'm going to give you guys one.
Starting point is 00:10:38 You guys can both gas this one. Eddie, you're out. Sorry, bud. Yeah, thank you. Your three options are, Reba, Dolly, or Carrie. Okay? In this artist's writer,
Starting point is 00:10:51 the singer asked for clear plastic solo cups and for all refreshments to be presented and arranged with a delicate touch. While limiting flowers to a minimum, one should strive to bring her sodas and bottled waters in a way that provides an overall pleasing presentation. Is it Reba, Dolly, or Carrie? Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:12 What? So like, she wants to be served maybe her soda on a platter? Maybe. I got it. I'm in for the wind. Says pleasing. Gali, okay, I'm in. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:11:26 It has to be Dolly. Amy? Yeah, I go Dolly. No, it's Reba. Sorry about that one We'll just call that one a tie Nice job everybody Everybody's there
Starting point is 00:11:39 But hey we learned a lot about our friends here I wonder how all those riders are Yeah we should ask them all when they come in Because again if you were looking at mine It's a bunch of bars What else is on mine? Limes Oh limes and orange slices
Starting point is 00:11:53 Because I'm 12 And then soda water What whatever Sparkling water And then Eddie has some beer I'm a bottle of wine now Oh is that what you Is that one of this?
Starting point is 00:12:02 Trying to cut out in the beer yeah That's why you have a bottle of wine after shows That's like you pulled it out of your pocket You're like, all right, like a magician And I only drink like a glass after a show So I ended up putting in my backpack And taking it back to my house The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported
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Starting point is 00:16:23 Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Let's go to Jessica in Maryland who's on the phone. Hey Jessica, thanks for calling the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on? Oh my gosh, I'm so excited about this studio. Good morning, morning. And thank you guys so much for everything that you do. For the last year and a half, I've been driving a two-hour commute one way in the morning.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And you guys have gotten me through some of the worst commutes through Baltimore and D.C. And I just wanted to call and thank you guys so much for that. You were driving two hours one way? One way, yes. How many days a week? Five days a week. Wow. Insane.
Starting point is 00:17:10 You're spending four hours driving a day? Yeah, four hours a day in my car every day. So I spend a lot of time listening to you guys, a lot of time listening to the Bobbycass and a bunch of other podcasts. Holy moly. Are you driving less now or no? I'm driving. Yeah, I will be driving less. I'll be working from home.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Goodness. Oh, well, goodbye. Now we lost her. Thanks for us. It was a good run, Jessica. My Alexa is ready. She's all ready for us. So we're good.
Starting point is 00:17:42 We appreciate you spending time with us in your car. For your mental health, I'm glad you're not driving two hours to and from. What kind of job is this again where you have to drive that far? It's a nonprofit job. Look at you. Wow. She's amazing. Driving to help others.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Right. I'd have been like, you know, they're good. They can wait. I'm going to find a different job, sir. Appreciate you calling us. Good luck with being able to work from home. Don't forget us, okay? We're going to lose you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:18:08 I can tell already, but don't forget us, okay? I won't forget you guys. Thank you guys so much. All right, see you later. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So after six years in an Indiana shelter,
Starting point is 00:18:24 a 12-year-old pit bull boxer mix named Sandy has found a forever home. Oh. Yeah, six years. over half of her life she was there and there was a volunteer, Terry, that worked there and walked Sandy all the time. And now she was like, oh man, I'm glad she found a forever home, but I'm going to miss walking her. So they threw this party to wish Sandy a goodbye, rolled out a red carpet for her to walk down to her new family. And yeah, this shelter says that Sandy left behind 80 dogs and 200 cat siblings. And that they, they, this is like an orphanage.
Starting point is 00:18:57 They don't put any dogs down, any cats down. They keep them. They will. live there until they find a home or until they pass away. Wow. Oh, not real blood siblings. No, no, no, no. I was like, holy mother. People at the dog. That's why I wowed. Not because there were that many animals there. I was like, wow, they're the many brothers and sisters. So shout out to the Marion Grant Humane Society. And they run solely on donations, whether monetary toys or pet food. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Pretty awesome. That is a good one. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. this story comes to us from Portland, Oregon. A 24-year-old man had outstanding warrants, the police tried to pull him over. He's like, man, I got to make a run for it. Drives the car, goes into a neighborhood, says, I got to ditch it. jumps out, runs towards a river, steals a kayak, and said, I'll just kayak.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Only problem is he didn't have any oars. He had to use his arms. No. And he got tired, and they just got in a boat and got him out of the middle of the river. You probably wouldn't be able to paddle along with your arms in a kayak without being exhaust. But it's funny, he's stealing things along the way. Whatever he could find. Everything's escalating. And you probably have to get on your belly, too.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Oh, he is on his belly laying on the kayak, and he just, like, I give up. Yeah, there you go. On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. Bonjo. Let's go over to Chris in Alabama, who is on the phone right now. Chris, what's happening, ma'am? Morning. Morning studio.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Morning. Quick question for you. When you have a bad customer service experience or, or, or, something, do you guys feel it's appropriate to kind of put that company or those in that individual who gave you that experience on blast on social media? Or do you kind of frown away from that? What I do is I don't go back. I mostly treat it good or bad, reward or punishment with me spending there further. Because you can have bad customer service somewhere and because it's a worker who works there and not penalize the whole institution. Like you got somebody who's opened up
Starting point is 00:20:58 a small business or someone who's opened up a chain and they can't be there all the time. And they've hired someone and that someone has a bad day, I don't really let that affect my feelings toward making sure everybody knows about it. And also, I've also just had bad days and I hope people will give me a little bit of grace sometimes and I have bad days. So unless like the owner punched you in the face, I would just, just not go back. I think really the best way to reward or punish someone is with your business or without your business. I don't know. that I will be getting on social media going, this sucks, not for me, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Because you really get nothing except that instant gratification of I showed you. And then you probably feel bad about it later. Right. And then you're like, I kind of wish I wouldn't have done that. I've also had bad days. I'm glad people can't get on social media and do one, like, Bobby, you're a sucky person. Because I would get those sometimes. So I'm going to say that, no.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I just, I don't think putting people on blast generally is a good idea. Sometimes. Like, if there's a place for that company that you can ride a review, You could probably share your experience, but it doesn't have to be, I mean, I don't know. It doesn't have to be on blast. It doesn't have to be a public thing because you can really mess up someone's Yelp.
Starting point is 00:22:12 You can really affect someone's business in a bad way. Well, guys, thank you so much for taking my call and answer my question. I really appreciate it. Love the show. Morning corny is my favorite jam. And you guys do a great job. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Thanks, Chris. See you later, bud. All right, bye-bye. I do have a mail bag. Ramundo, can we open up the mail bag here? Bobby's Mailbag And you guys can email us at any time Ask any question you want
Starting point is 00:22:39 And we try to get to as many of them as possible They write, good morning, studio Morning! My girlfriend and I like to watch different shows on Sunday nights Her show is on one channel My show is on another She insists we watch them together First her show, then my show on demand
Starting point is 00:22:55 I don't understand, why do we have to do that? We have two TVs in the apartment Why can't I go in one room and she and the other. Is it necessary that we watch shows together, even if one of us hates this show? Is this some sort of bonding moment that I'm missing? It feels like forced bonding.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I don't make her watch football with me in the afternoon on Sunday. Signed Matthew. Amy, I'm coming to you. Your thoughts? Wow, Matthew, what's the big deal? You get to watch your favorite show. You get to spend time with her. It's something y'all are doing together.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I get wanting to be together and not be in separate rooms on separate TVs. Suck it up. I mean, I can I just toss this at you? Sure. Just a little example. Toss it over. So this is not the same thing, but a lot of whenever parents fight, and let's say parents are going to split up and they go, I would rather us be happy apart than fighting with the kids watching.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Like I would rather us be that rocky relationship. I'd rather us be apart than have that rocky relationship. Now in a much, much smaller level, a micro level. What if you were both just happy separate watching your shows because doesn't that make everything happy? But she's clearly not. She wants them there. Yeah, I know she does. So I'm just asking that question because here's what he has to weigh.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Is it more important to him to keep her happy or to his happiness he gets by watching his show alone? Yeah. Like whichever one that wins, that's where you go. Like if it's really important to her, it doesn't matter what it is. He's getting comfortable. If it's, okay, and that's okay. You should be comfortable. In the beginning.
Starting point is 00:24:21 You should get comfortable with each other. I agree. But also have regards for the other's feelings. All my, and this is why. I'm going to leave my opinion on. How important is it to you that she stay happy? Because you can avoid a lot of drama just by giving her this one. She's probably giving you things and taking one for the team for you at times.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Don't suck it up, as Amy says. I'm going to say take one for the team. Relationships are each other looking out for each other. And I'm sure she's stepping in for you at times when she doesn't want to do stuff. So if it's important to her, whatever it is, and you can do it, Why not do it? I agree. Well, in a different way, you're a little more coarse.
Starting point is 00:25:04 You said suck it up. You said suck it up, loser. Because I was like, is this really that big of a deal? Like, you get to still watch your show. Y'all get to be together. I under, because I can totally relate to wanting to be not, to not be separate during that time. But can I say this? Would you rather your husband be miserable and with you or happy and apart?
Starting point is 00:25:24 That was my first question. Why is he miserable with me? Because he doesn't want to watch. You watch Vanderpump Rules, right? And so you're watching Vanderpump Rules, and he's like, but you're like, thank you. I'm just so glad you're with me. But he's also like, but then his show next, I'm going to watch with him. I might be miserable through that, but I'm not miserable because I'm with him.
Starting point is 00:25:42 But I'm just asking about his feelings. Would you rather him be miserable and with you or happy and apart? Just a question. I mean, I guess happy and apart, but why would he be miserable with me? Okay. Interesting. Here's what I'm going to say, Matthew. If it's this important to her, I think you should really work with her on it.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And Matthew, I hope you're communicating this to her and not just us. No, I hope it's just to us. And then her, I think she has this, I would tell her the same thing. Whatever's important. It's maybe not be TV shows to him. But whatever's important to him, you kind of need to stick your neck in there and be like, okay, I'm here for you. So Matthew, suck it up. Yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:26:21 There you go. Matthew, we both agree. Amy and I both agree that you just need to get with the program and make this work. if it's that important to her. But definitely communicate to her. And then she might need to get with the program too in other areas. We know what those areas are, don't we, boys? Oh, yeah, we do.
Starting point is 00:26:35 All right. And that was Bobby's Mailbag. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't. settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs
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Starting point is 00:30:23 I'll give you an easy theme song like this. Let's say by the bill. Just tell me the show. Okay. Write your answers down, guys. You guys can all play. Morgan number two, you should hop in this too.
Starting point is 00:30:35 It'll be harder for you, but you can play. So write your answer down. If you miss it, you're eliminated. Amy Lunchbox, our video producer Eddie and Morgan number two who does all our digital. You guys ready to play?
Starting point is 00:30:46 Ready. All right, write it down. Here you go. Number one. Men, men, men, men, man. Man, man, man, man. Oh. I'm in for the win.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Eddie don't know that? I don't think I do. I mean, I can't think of it either. Wow. All right. Play one more time, Ramondo. Ben, Ben, Med, man, man. Badly, men, men, men, men, man.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Oh, badly. Ben, bin, bin, man. I know who's in the show. Me too. That was like the easy. This is like the softball in here. That's the softball. Well, it's the first one.
Starting point is 00:31:27 No one gets cut in the first round. It's like on who wants to be a millionaire. You ask what's 2 plus 2? Is it 3? Is it 4? Is it 5? This is dumb. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Amy? Two men and a baby? I know that's a movie, right? From like the 80s? Okay. And I think it was 3 men and a baby back in the day. But you're close to the show. That's not it.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Lunchbox? Two and a half men. Oh, that's it. Eddie? Well, I wasn't laughing because I two wrote two men in a baby. my head and I couldn't get it out. I was like, wait, I know that it later it got weird because the boy got old
Starting point is 00:32:07 and it was like, this isn't two and a half men anymore. And Morgan number two? Two and a half men. Okay, there you go. All right, here we go. This is the next one. Morgan number two, are you in? That was the easy one. You don't know this one? Oh, man. This is so easy. We can have to run
Starting point is 00:32:37 this game back, boys, if it's over this quick. You're writing nothing down? I wrote something down. What did you write down? 9-0-2-0. No. No. Lunchbox? It's Dawson's Creek. There you go.
Starting point is 00:32:48 He wins the first one there. Let's run it back. Let's run it back. All right. All right. Here we go. Next up. Everybody's back in.
Starting point is 00:32:55 No, he won. TV theme games. Here we go. I'm in for the win. What? You guys know this? Eddie, how are you bombing out on these? I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I don't know. These are a little past his prime. He was like 30 by then. This sounds like straight out of the 80s. Everybody in? Yeah. Amy? 9-0-210.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Right. Lunchbox? 9-0-210. Oh, Eddie? Step by step. You're really not good at this. Maybe 2020 is not your year, because you were the game player of 2019. I was, I was.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Yeah, you were the champion of 2019. Morgan number two? I had bad men. I don't know. Bad men? No, not guys you've dated. No, we're looking for the name of TV shows. I was thinking bad boys, bad boys.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I don't know. Okay, Amy and Lunchbox are now in. Here we go. Next one up. What's what you do if I sang? I'd do. Would you stand up and woke out on me? Eddie, would you know this one, though?
Starting point is 00:34:07 Of course I do. This is the one you know. This is the one I know. Well, it is the oldest one. Is that right? Yeah. That or 902102.0 is probably not the same time. This is before 921-0.
Starting point is 00:34:18 You think so? For sure. Mike D, would you fact check that for me? Amy. Wonder Years. Yeah. Lunchbox. Wonder Years.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Good. There you go. Mike D is going to pull. The Wonder Years. Started in 88. I guess Notre 2100 would be like the early 90s. Wow, started in 88. Wow.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah. You realize that. Morgan number two, what year were you born? 93. Crazy. You had five years to go to be born before that show started. And then, oh, Beverly Hills and Not 290. Not that far apart.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Okay. It's a couple of years. Okay, next up. I'm in for the wind. Lachshbox? I put Frasier. It sounds a bit like that, but it's not it. Amy for the win?
Starting point is 00:35:16 Everybody loves Raymond. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Okay, so Amy 1-1, Lunchbox 101, let's do a sudden death for the whole championship of this whole game.
Starting point is 00:35:23 All right. Which, by the way, I guess I don't talk to you about in a second. Wait, what? We say our name. Yeah, just say your name. So this is speed to see who wins
Starting point is 00:35:29 the whole thing. Okay, are you ready? Ready. Yeah. Name that easy TV theme song. These are all old school, but our day old school. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Say your name as the buzzer. Nothing, guys? Nothing. Duh, da, da. A few things have popped to head, but I know they're wrong. I give you hint number one. Oh, this is the only option?
Starting point is 00:36:10 I thought we go to another one. The hint number one. The year was 1984 when the show started. Hit that clip again, Ramundo? That was three. Sweet. 1984, the show started. No idea.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Oh. Hint number two. There was a family. Okay. Hint number three, New York. New York family. Ready for the big hint. Say your name.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Hint number four. The main character of this show is in prison. Amy. Amy. I don't know. Sanford and Sun? Incorrect. Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:37:04 The Cosby Show. Correct. Oh. Oh. Sanford and Sun's like... I know. I can't believe that. Wait a point.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Let me tell you. Let me see. Hold on. Sanford and Son is a... Ban. Ban. It's it. Bam, bam.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Ben, ban. It's it. Ben-Ban-ha-Ban-fam-fam-fam-ban-fam-fah-fam-fah. Right? Red Fox? Yeah, and I think this is the first Cosby show theme song, because they were two. Oh, there were many. Yeah, they were bunch, right?
Starting point is 00:37:48 Yeah, Bobby McFarren did a later one. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's why. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's, yes. I'm trying to figure out why. Like, how would I miss that?
Starting point is 00:37:58 That was a hard one. Golly. Good job, lunchbox. That's a pretty fun game for me. You want to hear one sudden death Give us that last sudden death one Everybody just jump in if you know it You just y'all your name
Starting point is 00:38:08 Eddie Cheers Yeah there you go It's a good one It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good A grandpa from Minnesota
Starting point is 00:38:21 Has finally gotten his high school diploma More than 70 years after he left school Clifford Hanson just received it at 91 years old In a special graduation ceremony Wow His family was there to cheer him on as he got his honorary degree from Benson High School.
Starting point is 00:38:35 He dropped out in the eighth grade because his dad was sick and he had to save the family farm. Oh, wow. That's so cool. Which he did, by the way. Yeah. And then he's 91. He told a nurse in the senior living facility, he still wished he could have gotten it.
Starting point is 00:38:46 So they made it happen. Did a little learning, got it, had the whole ceremony. Pretty cool, huh? Super cool. Ninety-one years old. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Here we go. Morning Corny. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? What does the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. A synonym roll. Got it. That's funny.
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Starting point is 00:42:53 What's happening with you? Oh, I have a huge dilemma. I need help. So my sister, Blasteman, is getting ready to propose at the end. end of January. And he wanted me to try on the ring yesterday to see if it would fit. They never looked at rings together. And the ring is super extra, super gaudy. My sister's so simple. And I don't know if I said tell him. My mom called me this morning. I was like, you need to tell him. And I don't know what to do. That's a good question. Well, first of all,
Starting point is 00:43:23 my first question is, do you and your sister have the same ring finger size if you're trying it on for her? Yeah, we're actually the same. Okay. So Amy, what do you think about? this. Oh, wow. That's hard. Because, and this is like the opposite of what sometimes you hear. Like some girls would be like, ooh, it's not, it's not enough. But this is like too much. Well, not too much expensive, like too much, like extra. Oh, man. I feel like if you know her style, you know her taste, you need to tell him. And I feel like he wouldn't have come to you if he didn't want some sort of feedback. And it's not like you're throwing feedback at him where you're going, oh, here's what I feel about even though you didn't ask.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's asking for your help. And you love your sister more than him. You have her in mind. And you're saving her from having to be, like, go the rest of her life with the extra gaudy ring. Or you're saving her for having to even tell him. And then it get awkward. And then they may not stay together because it's so awkward. So you can take the, yeah, and then they get, the divorce rate goes up and then we're all penalized. And it's all because you. Yes, it's because of you, Leah. Okay. No, I can do that.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Here's what we're going to say. He did come to you for advice. It's not like you just saw it in a box. Right. He came to you. I would say, let's just call him Chuck. Oh,
Starting point is 00:44:40 an odd name for a fella. How old is he? He's only 20. Okay, not many Chuck's that are 20, but okay. Let's say, hey, Chuck. I know you love her. I know you show me this ring. I don't think this is her style.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And it is going to be awkward. But you as a loving sister have to take that awkwardness on you. and her honor. Yeah. And you say, I would totally do it. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:45:03 I think you, my advice is he came to you to run it by you. You should have it ran by you truly and sincerely and go, I don't think this is for her. I know her before you go and get or something she doesn't like. I would suggest kind of scaling it down. I would even put it like, hey,
Starting point is 00:45:18 you probably knew this before you got it, that she loves really simple things and make it and kind of empower him to make that decision even to go. I'm not saying change it, But, you know, you know as well as I do, she'd really love simple things. So if you could find, I would just, yeah, it's awkward. It's such an awkward thing. But I'm going to say that, Leah.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I think that's super helpful. Thank you. And, yeah, good luck. Let us know how it goes. I shall, I shall. Lee, everybody. All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye, guys.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Bye, bye-bye. Alarm drivers on a northern California highway spotted a young girl Saturday evening in a vehicle holding up a handmade sign that she just took and wrote. Help me, she's not my mom. Help. Oh my gosh. I know. What would you do if you saw this? Call 911. After a motorist on highway 99 south of Elk Grove called 911.
Starting point is 00:46:14 CHP officers and a canine unit performed a high-risk stop. I mean, talking about the whole thing. Yeah, it's a big deal. Then they discovered the girl was just being funny. No. And made a sign as a prank. Mom didn't even know. The mom didn't know. The girl, like, wrote it and, like, held it up.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Can you imagine Amy if you were the mom? How old was this girl? I... Oh, if Stasheera ever did that to me, which I wouldn't want to ask her. It's in big black Sharpie on a piece of notebook paper. Oh, my goodness. And it says, help me, she's not my mom. I mean, that's one way to get back to your mom.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Terrible and hilarious. Both. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Right. But also, I could see a little bit hilarious, but very terrible. Like, hopefully...
Starting point is 00:46:54 Hopefully they have a good relationship. and then, you know, 10, 20 years from now when she's an adult, they'll look back and laugh. Remember that time? I don't know. But I mean, that's funny. It could be one of those like, we don't talk about that. Oh, man. It's like, are we really going to go there?
Starting point is 00:47:10 I just think, though, if you're driving down the road and you see that, you for sure call 911. Yes, you have to. And if you're a cop, you for sure treat it like a kidnapping situation where they have someone hostage. Unless you research, like, well, I don't know. Maybe you can. It doesn't say whole shit, mind on. It doesn't. It doesn't.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Just a juvenile. So I don't know. She's got to be at least 11, right? Like 10 or 11 and up. Yeah. Because that handwriting is pretty good. And to think of that, and to think of that, that's like second level prank. That's like, well, it's not genius.
Starting point is 00:47:40 No, that's why I'm like. You shouldn't do it, but it's second level prank. No, my daughter's 12 and she could, she would do that maybe thinking that it's funny. She's kind of a jokester. She makes jokes me all the time. She likes to, like, act like she's choking and pass out. And then I'll. Now I'm just thinking about it even more like.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I would be so mad if my son did that. Yeah, of course you would. Really like a year later, right? Would you laugh at all? But a year later, right? Fast forward calendar, year. I don't know about it's because you got to think you're driving. You get pulled over like, what?
Starting point is 00:48:12 But a year later after it all goes down. They probably stuffed and stuffed him. I mean, prior through spikes out. After a year later though, Eddie. I don't know. This is a bad one. Why are you laughing so much? Because it's funny.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Okay. It's hilarious. Getting a lot of texts saying don't take pills without water, especially metamusole. Guys, I don't do it for fun. If I'm just, I got to do a quick hit, just throw them in, swallow them real quick. Yeah, I think probably too, you need the water to, like, help the, all that fiber. I'm not bragging. I am pretty good at it.
Starting point is 00:48:44 You are. My point, it wasn't even about that. I can take a pill without water. There goes your talent. Get off me. No. Thank you. Let's go over to Madison in Ohio, who's on the phone.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Madison, appreciate you calling. What's going on? I'm just calling on my way to work this morning. Oh, cool. What do you want to say? I just wanted to say hi to you all. I listen to you guys literally every morning. I especially love, sorry Bobby, but when Amy ticks on you and it's probably my favorite part in the morning.
Starting point is 00:49:17 It's real great. Love it. Makes me feel so good. And literally no matter what mood I'm in in the morning or whenever I listen to you guys, literally always makes my day so much better. Just listening to Amy's morning corny or lunchbox's bonehead story. Literally always just makes my day better. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Well, thank you very much. Thanks for listening in Ohio. And tell your friends about us, please. I don't give us any sort of budget or promotion. So we count on you to spread the word. Oh, I definitely do. Trust me. All right.
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Starting point is 00:53:38 With lunchbox. Stay at home there's something good. Out in Mesa, Arizona in the middle of the night, this neighbor wakes up. and goes, oh my gosh, my neighbor's house is on fire. So Ty runs next door, starts banging on the door, and there's a ringed doorbell camera. So he starts looking into it, and he's yelling, your house is on fire.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Your house is on fire. The mom answers the door. He takes the two-year-old girl out to the street, and then Ty runs in and gets the other daughter out of the house. Wow. Also, to go up to the camera, and start talking to the camera, that's pretty aware. It's pretty aware to go, okay, but they can hear me.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Because, again, if someone's beating on your door, you're probably not just going to answer it. If somebody comes in my door, I have the app too. I just go, who's out there? Also, I'm standing on the other side of the door. I could just yell through the door. But yeah, that's a good story. That is what it's all about right there.
Starting point is 00:54:26 That was Tell Me Something Good. I was reading this story about how they say you can tell up your partner is cheating by how they handle their phone. You ready? Ready. One, they get texts at all hours of the day or night. Okay. A lot of people. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:54:45 All hours? Okay. I mean, no, we kind of have where it falls. Unless you have a job where people are reaching out to you all the time about crazy things. Even I don't. My phone has that little alert that comes on that goes, whops, 8 o'clock. You're not seeing any messages unless you dig in. Oh, you set it to that.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Oh, that's good. That's smart. Because I try to be in bed at 8. Never fall asleep in. But yeah, I don't get text that often. Even as nutty as my schedule is emails come in all the time. but text. That's the one to watch.
Starting point is 00:55:17 The person never lets their phone or their tablet out of their site. Like they can't just leave it. You've got kids. I feel like they always have my phone. Oh, true. Your kids find out that you're cheating. It's the only place they can have TikTok. You wake up and see the person on their phone in the middle of the night
Starting point is 00:55:36 when you don't expect them to be. Okay. Because they think it's a safe space when you don't see them. And finally, if they get to feel, when you mention their phone use because we're already trying to hide something and are sensitive about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:48 So, yeah, just a few tips there for you. That if someone's doing those things, they're probably, they probably got a side chick. That's a good chance. Clearly. You didn't think so? Caffeine apparently is such a big thing that half of Americans say that
Starting point is 00:56:05 if they don't get their caffeine, their day will not be good. Like 50% of people. I mean, I get a headache. Oh, you still get headaches? If you don't have it by what time of the day, though. When does that withdrawal hit you? I mean, I would say somewhere mid-morning by noon, but I have some form of caffeine every day,
Starting point is 00:56:20 whether it's coffee, tea, coffee or tea, or matcha. Well, it's just also tea. But anyway, I'll notice, why do I have a headache? Do I need to drink more water? And then I'll realize, oh, shoot, I haven't had my caffeine yet today. Which isn't a good thing. It's not. So that's when I'll normally, like, wean myself off a little bit
Starting point is 00:56:38 and then build myself back up. For me, it's about two days. because I don't do a lot of caffeine, but if I don't have caffeine for like two days, I'll start to go, huh, something's a little not right here. Yeah. I'll do that in my shoulders
Starting point is 00:56:50 while I'll lift up it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I brought my piano in the studio today. I've been practicing a lot, so I've set this up. I'll play you a famous country song on my piano. Just name the song. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Amy, lunchbox, produce ready. These are all from different time periods, but they're all major hits. Are you guys ready? We're ready. Piano song number one. Anything? Nothing?
Starting point is 00:57:41 Nothing? Oh, I got it 100%. All right. Five seconds. All right, Amy? Here's something. Woman Amen. No.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Oh. Amy. What is it? Lunchbox. Needs you now. No. Eddie, you can win this in one piano? Is this for the win?
Starting point is 00:58:02 Yeah. Body like a backroad. Yeah. Hey, Raymond, I play it again. Wow, that was a quick game. Here. Woman, amen. I hear it now, of course.
Starting point is 00:58:14 As fast as I can Going 15 and a 30 I ain't in no hurry By the way I'm not really playing this In case those are wondering Oh I thought you're going to go with it All right, let's do another one
Starting point is 00:58:30 Eddie you won the first one Yeah Here you go next up I'm in I'm in for the win Lunchbox Girl Crush Amy
Starting point is 00:58:50 Girl Crush Eddie? Girl Crush Good All right How about this one I got a girl crush One more
Starting point is 00:58:58 Can you name this on piano now. I'm in for the win. Wow. Lunchbox? The dance. Amy? The dance.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Nice, Eddie. The dance. Wow, let's do another one then. All right. Let's do one more, Ray. Right. Lunchbox. Die a happy man.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Thomas Brett. Just happy man. Happy man. Why would you do that? Eddie? Die a happy man. Shoot. Just man.
Starting point is 00:59:52 I'm going to just go with die. Eddie is our winner, though. There is. All right. Nice shot, Eddie. Oh, I won the first one. There was only one game. Yeah, yeah, I won the game.
Starting point is 01:00:02 He won the game. The first one I got right. And also, you didn't miss another one, so even if we were keeping a score the whole time, you would have won. Oh, I was huge. Okay. You won two games, Eddie. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:04:11 And so she's testing the mattresses and she falls asleep. Well, they didn't see her fall asleep, and they turn the lights off of the store, and they go home and lock the door. And so she spent the night in the store. Oh, it's like a movie. Yeah, they were called to the store after an employee found the one wandering through it after it was closed because she fell asleep when they shut it down and they went away. So, yeah, she was just testing it out. She must have been real tired.
Starting point is 01:04:36 I never, back in the day when I would go to the mattress store and test out mattresses, only a few times. But I never could get a legit feel at the store and what I liked. Because it all felt comfortable at the store. They were like, try the front. I lay on the farm and be like, ooh, it's pretty good. They tried the soft. Ooh, this is pretty good. I never, is never, I'm a very, I'm a 30.
Starting point is 01:04:57 My sleep number is a 30 right now, so I definitely know what I am. Right. But I never could go to the store and test it because they all felt good because they were new. Yeah, I'm not a soft, I'm a firm all the way. But again, it isn't firm or soft. That's not my point. My point is, is that I could go and lay on all of them and they all felt good to me. I could never use the mattress store in the buying day as a good method of picking out a mattress.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Because they were new, so they all just felt good. I mean, I bought a mattress one time back in the day, and I went home and it was miserable. And so... Can you return a mattress? Yeah, you can, but I did, and I was so lazy. I just slept on it for like five years. Just dealt with it.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Yeah, I just dealt with it. I made my bed literally, and I had to lie in it. Thanks for listening. Check out the whole podcast, The Bobby Bone Show on IHeart Radio, or wherever you listen to your podcast, goodbye. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for
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