The Bobby Bones Show - Snake Day!

Episode Date: April 12, 2017

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Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. All right, welcome to Wednesday show. Good morning. Studio. Good morning. So you saw Patriots Day? Yeah.

Patriot Day? I thought that was an old movie. No, it's the Boston. No, you're thinking of the Patriot. Oh. Mel Gibson. Okay. Yeah, no, this is with Mark Walker.

Tell me about it. Tell me about it. From the Boston bombings. So the marathon situation, and it comes from different perspectives of people involved in that day from the police officer. I don't want to give away. I mean, some things I just didn't know. So I was really interested while watching it, or I at least forgotten.

So I highly. recommend it. I feel to have a thorough, you know, view of what happened that day. It was so crazy. Did you like Google and Wikipedia and all this after it to see if they were right? No, I guess I just trust it. I know you're really good at that. But I mean, I was watching it with my family and some friends and we all were like, whoa, I didn't know that part or whoa, I forgot that part from the news. It's so crazy like how one of the dudes ended up hiding in that boat. Remember the boat? Remember the boat? Yeah. I mean, the whole. whole thing, I found it to be, I thought

it was done really well. Mike D was over the house watching it? Yeah, he watched it. I guess everybody goes to Amy's house except us now. Mike D. went to your house to watch the movie? Yeah, my friend, Mary. I'm so confused right now. My friend needed his help. My friend needed his help. We've known Amy for 100 years.

Yeah. We didn't get invited to the house. Mike Dee is invited to movie night? We all can come over anytime. Just show up whenever we want. Come over. Come over. Come over. Come over. Unbelievable. That means different. Yeah, that means so many.

That's all different. Don't come over like that, but I mean to watch a movie, moving, moving. Unridden tomatoes, you get an 80%. So you recommend Patriots Day. Oh, yeah. Boston's strong all the way. It just made you like, I mean, we already love Boston, but it just makes you love Boston even that much more.

All right, Mike D. Hey, Mike D. What do you give Patriot? A thumbs up. Mike D gives it a thumbs up. And what did you give Amy's House? A thumbs up. Yep.

There is Amy's House. Is Amy's House nice? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what we hear. Oh, stop. Yeah, it's what we hear. Dang.

One day we'll get to go see it. I mean, what I did from this is Mike D. went over there. I don't think we can't. We've still never been over to his house. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. I like this Pope. Pope seems like a good dude.

Yeah, he does. Pope Francis has opened a free laundromat for the poor, six washing machine, six dryers, and a number of irons. And so the Vatican says that it's to restore dignity to many people who, are our brothers and sisters, and they can't afford to clean their clothes or themselves. So they've opened this for free. Love it. Isn't that cool?

There you go. I see you. Not that the Pope needs me to say, I see you on the radio. That's the last thing the Pope needs. I'm sure he'll get wind of it. I hope so. Yeah, usually someone always tells someone they were talking about on the radio. But I see you, Pope.

I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. The United CEO has now issued a lengthy apology and called. the removal of the 69-year-old passenger truly horrific, he said the airline is reaching out to the man. In Wisconsin, the family of the fugitive who sent the manifesto to Trump,

they're urging him to surrender. There's now a nationwide manhunt $10,000 reward. And finally, in sports, the last day, the NBA season is today. NBA playoffs get underway this weekend. Today is Snake Day, which is going to be fun. Crazy. Yeah, so two hours. I mean, listen, that's two hours.

So it's not like it's right around the weekend. corner, but a big python will be brought into the studio. Lunchbox lost the bet, so he'll have to hold the python for 60 seconds, and he is deathly afraid of pythons. Do you have trouble sleeping last night? Yep. Yeah? Yeah.

What is that? It's music, dear? I know. Why didn't give you chills? No, that's snake trauma music. I don't like that. Why'd you take your headphones off? Because I don't want to, I gave you chills.

Was it harder to go to sleep last night? Yeah, it was harder to go to sleep, and then I woke up. a couple times freaking out about it. So I'm a little tired today, and I thought about calling him sick. One hour, 58 minutes until a snake comes into the studio. Yes. So lunchbox be ready. It's a TikTok crock.

One hour and 57 minutes. Oh, my goodness. Stop. It's Snake Day here on the Bobbybone show. Lunchbox pays off his bed. Show. All right, time for the good news. It's all about your positivity now on Wednesday.

I'm being good. Officer John O'Rourke on March 28th, it was his wedding day. But before his wedding, he stopped by the donuts to go. And as soon as he did, he saw a crowd gathered around this little girl, three-year-old girl, who just had a seizure. So he rushed over, did mouth to mouth, did chest compression on little girl, called 911, paramedics showed up, and then he went and got married. Oh, wow.

Quite the day. Wow. Donuts, saved the little girl, and then got married in the same. same day. That's a full day. I've had my share of full days. That's the fullest. Definitely. Amy? So this is pretty cool. A kindergarten teacher has been having her students visit a senior center twice a month while they're in school. Again, they're kindergartners. She's been doing this for 17 years and she said it's awesome to see the generations learn from each other. Like the senior citizens love the kindergartners. They make them smile. But they do like they play.

They sing. They learn and do games. And I just think it's a really cool thing this teacher is incorporating. Light right? There was this woman. She won a hundred. $180,000 in a raffle from a hospital, and instead of keeping the money for herself, she turned around and bought a new ambulance for the hospital. Plot twist. Yeah. That's cool. You know the rest of it?

Yeah. Well, then she got hurt later on. She fell on the front porch, busted her chin and had to be rushed to the hospital. Guess what picked her up? That ambulance. The one she bought? The one she bought. Yeah, the one she donated.

That's it. I'm sorry. I thought you go plot twist. I thought you were going to add something. I knew it was coming. Oh, okay. It's on the news. All right, there you go. There's your good news. Thank you for hanging out. What did you do yesterday? Oh, yoga and then decided that my car needed to be washed. So wouldn't spend time doing that. And then it rained. What did that mean went and spent time doing that? Well, I took the time to take. Well, I didn't do it myself. But I took the time to go drive to the place because I was like, you know what? I really need to do this.

And it was beautiful out. Like, so pretty. and then I forgot that it was supposed to rain and then it rained so I was like of course it did because I washed my car and here it rained hard and quick and then to stop Yeah I hate that I was like whoosh and then goodbye Lunchbox what you do yesterday

I had a pretty chill day yesterday I don't say yeah I took the dogs for a walk because I Because I knew bad weather was on the horizon So I took them for a walk and then I watched a lot of TV and took a nap And watched them more TV and that was my day What did you watch?

I watched, I watched this new show called Brockmeyer. Yeah, I never heard of. What's it about? It's about an old, it's a broadcaster, sports broadcaster, and he gets in trouble because he says something on air, so he goes all over the world, he announces baseball.

Can I ask your question about your TV viewing? Yeah. Because you watch a lot of shows. Yeah. Do you watch so many shows that you run out of them and have to go search for new ones, and you're just watching random stuff? Not every once in a while,

but no, because there's so many good shows. shows you can go, okay, I can watch that one now. But this is a new one and it has Amanda Pete and another comedian, Azari, he's a guy. Aziz and sorry? No, not him, but it's someone with the same pretty much

last name. And it's really funny. Okay. So yeah, Brockmeyer and then I watch the challenge. And you love that MTV stuff. Oh, yeah. Favorite show right now? Survivor. Yeah. Wow, what did you do? Bobby, did you watch any of that? Did you watch any of that?

I didn't. I watched episode two of Pretty Little Lies. Oh, big. Big. Okay, there are two shows that exist. One, Pretty Little Liars and two big Little Lies. They're too similar to the names. It's the Little Lies.

The one that's on HBO with Nicole Kidman and Reese Wetherspoon. Okay, I watched episode two of that one. Okay, what did you think? It was fine. I was told after three it gets really good. So, and it's like a mini-theories. You went straight to episode two? No, he watched episode one.

I did. From one to two. It was a huge jump. Yeah. Yeah, he watched it. Okay. And I haven't been feeling great. And I have a hospital visit I have to do today.

So I'm out. Like I'm just checking out. For yourself or visiting patients? No, no, no. I'm going to teach kids out of write music. Oh, okay. That's awesome. So it's like I just need to rest and hang out.

And so I just pretty much laid around yesterday. And I didn't get to watch. I'm trying to watch this show called Bumgardner. No, it's called Brockmeyer. It's on ICF. Yeah, he's talking about Hank Azaria. That's the guy. Oh, I'm the Simpsons.

Yes. Yeah. He is voice on The Simpsons. Yes, he is the main actor, and you should check it out. You'll like it. Spicy foods can lead to weird dreams. Hot food affects your gut and interrupts your sleep cycle leading to bizarre dreaming. Did I tell you what happened to my girlfriend?

No. I was like, hey, I wasn't getting a whole lot done at night. And I was like, hey, we got to like stay in each other, stay at our respective houses for a while because I need to work at night. Oh, yeah. You told us how you brought that up. You need to spend less time together. Yeah. Yeah, well, it was like a thing, but I've really been enforcing it.

And, man, let me tell you, I've been working so much work done. I've been sleeping, like, awesome. I was like, I've been, that's crazy. How's she doing? No idea. She was working, like, when I'm not that, she just goes to the studio and works until, like, midnight or 1 a.m. But, man, I mean, I just been. Well, I'm sure it's good for her, too.

It seems like y'all are on different schedules. But are you all still, you've got to still find time for her. It's fizzling. No, it's not. Like, when are you going to find time? Do you all have a scheduled time today? there's no time scheduling. Yeah, she's going with me

the hospital to teach kids' music. Perfect. But that's work. No, y'all, they're like philanthropic together. I like it. All right. And we'll probably hang out tonight. But I have so much of the book writing to do

and I'm under the gun now. And they're like, you have until December, which means I'm under the gun. It takes forever. I'm probably 60,000 words. Is that a lot? Yeah. I don't know how many pages that is.

It's just. It's about seven, eight pages for 1,000 words. Okay. I can't be that math in my head. It's a lot. It's a lot of pages. And then you have to rewrite a lot of that for me because I write terribly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I'm writing that second book. Nah, yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Dirk's Bentley's wife, Cassidy, will run her second Boston Marathon on Monday. This time she's raising money for Safe Haven, a homeless shelter in Nashville. She's already raised more than $11,000. And if you're curious to add to that, or you want to see what's going on,

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Wow. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Fairfax, Virginia. A 46-year-old man was working at the NRA Museum, you know, showing off guns and stuff.

And so people were coming through. He had a gun. Goes to put it in the holster. Boom! Shot himself in the leg. At the gun museum. At the gun museum. That's why it's hilarious.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Yes. An hour and 20 minutes until the snake comes into the room and lunchbox pays off his bed. I've been told this just in. The snake's name is Enrique.

All right. He is Latino. 4.5 feet long. Oh, wow. Oh, man. Quit it. This just in. Lunchbox, he bowled, and he said, I can bowl a 180, and he didn't.

And so he's definitely afraid of snakes. So if he didn't, he had to hold Well, Enrique, almost five feet tall. I love that the snake has a name. Yeah, me too, and it's Enrique. One hour and 19 minutes until the snake comes in the room. How about, I don't know, just for fun. What if we play a little bit of snake Jeopardy?

And the only one to play is Lunchbox. Love it! Yeah, so Lunchbox, I'll ask you questions. Is this all we're going to do today? What? Is snake? Oh, yes. Because you keep playing.

music for snakes. I'm so... And I was going to come in here and act all tough today and like I'm not scared. I can't do it. Question number one. What 1997 movie starred Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube?

That's easy. That's Anaconda. That is correct. Very good. Snake Jeopardy. Do you want to play for more or less time? Love it. Do it, dude.

For everyone you get right, You can take five seconds off. That's amazing. Do it. For every one you get wrong, you add five seconds to it. What you think? Man, see, here's the problem. You set me up with that easy one.

And then you're going to come up with these words on. I'll give you another example. I don't know if I'm going to waste it. What movie starring Samuel L. Jackson put snakes on an airplane? We're playing for the five seconds here? No, not here. This is an example. Oh, snakes on a plane.

Snakes on a plane. Did you see the commercial they had the other day? Stakes on a plane? That's one is a commercial. I got drug off a flight, dude. That wasn't a commercial for United. Oh, boy. That was the news.

Oh, my goodness. That was the bad commercial. That's the worst commercial I've ever seen, by the way, if that's a commercial. Not a good one. No. How many questions are there? I can give you like three. You're talking about 15 seconds total.

This is good stuff, dude. You want one more example? No, no. All right. I'll play for the last time. All right. There we go. He's getting it three questions.

For everyone, he gets wrong. He holds an extra five seconds of the snake. I may only play one question. No, no, no, it's all three or none. That was real. Whatever. Do you want another example, though? No. Okay.

The poisonous tricolored snake, known for its red, yellow, and black colored band. That's easy. That's a coral snake. Wow. Wow. Look at that. Nailed it. Yeah, I know. Red and yellow kill a fellow. That's right.

I'm telling you, I hate snakes. I know that. What's the most common snake in North America? Oh, in North America. That includes Mexico and Canada. I believe. Ooh. We'll go with the Gardner snake. Sorry.

It's the garter snake. No, stop. That's the same thing. No, it's not the same thing. You know the rules of the game. It's the green snake that's in your garden. You said it wrong. No.

No, I'm appealing. Great. Judge. No, I'm basically Roger Goodell. You've appealed to me and I have to say no. Let me Google it. I looked it up. It's the same snake.

It says garter. A garter snake. What's the rule? On the paper, the rule is always of games. what's written on the paper. It says garter. Yes, thank you. That's what I said.

Okay. We're not fighting about semantics here. Good. Well, the rule is always what's on the paper. Okay. Here we go. One more lunchbox. I'm shocking whoever mess that up, Mike D.

Eddie, what did you see over there? I saw Gartner. Okay, but if you look at other names under that, Garter snake. It's okay. Hey, guys, I'm not scared of a snake. Go. I don't know why Eddie's screwing you over here, but he is.

The rule is always what's on the paper. Even if we ain't play named that tune, The rule is always what's on the paper. Don't yell at me. Give me an easy one. He's looking for a hard one. Look at you. I see you searching paper.

So that means he's canceled out the five seconds. Yeah, I'm back to a minute. Even. Unless you've got to hold a snake. I nailed coral snake, though. That's pretty impressive. That was really impressive. Thank you.

What's the most common prey for snakes? Huh? What's the most common prey for snakes? Gardner's. No, actually, it's... prey, like what they're going to eat? Yes. What's those con?

Furb. Mouses or mice, whatever you call them. I don't know what's on the paper, but I don't know if it's going to be mice or mouse. So it's one of those. I'm going to let you, I'm going to give you a... No, I'm not changing. No, no, no, no. I'm going to let you broaden your answer a bit.

Rodents. There you go. There you go. You've taken five total seconds off your time. Yes. You're now 55 seconds. Man, that's clut. Just like I'm bull.

What was the nickname for Stone Cold Steve Austin? What? That would have been one. His name is a snake? I don't know. The rattlesnake. Oh. I didn't know that.

I had no idea. A different wrestler. Okay, well, there you go. So I'm down to 50 seconds. 55 seconds. Hang it, I was testing you. We can play again later if you want to try to cut some more. Oh!

All right. Hour in 15 minutes away. way. Headley, how old are you? One. You're two. Remember two? Say two.

Two. You're two. You had your birthday. Now, how old are you? One. You're two, remember? You had a birthday. So say, I'm two.

Headley, how old are you? One. What's the problem there, Eddie? That's parenting, dude. No problem. Yeah? That's how it is. Can't wait.

Since the dawn of time, there has been a band ruining songs called The Raging Idiots. It's Eddie and myself. And you've heard Body Like a Backroad. But we're getting older, and we wrote Body Feeling So Old. Raging Idiots, World Premiere. Feeling so old. Back hurts and neck hurts.

Oh, let me tell you a story. Cried a little this morning. What? I found gray in my hair. New wrinkle on my forehead. Back pain from my chair I did a new workout So off like three weeks

I finish in the bathroom But my junk still leaks My body's feeling so old These kids around me don't know That Justin Timberlake used to be in a band I can't stop the ageing I remember page and now I have lots the kids and I'm driving

a van. My body's getting older. Oh, come on. Let me get some of that preparation eight. Some of that multivitamin, you know what I'm saying? My body's getting older.

Hey, where's the music go? All right, 55 minutes until the snake comes in studio. Lunchbox will be holding Enrique a four and a half foot long. Python. That's big, dude. You realize that, right?

It is big. Now, on Facebook, Gina Johnson writes, LB is an idiot. I hope the snake kills him. What? That's horrible. I know. And so I put it on Instagram.

Here's my problem with Facebook and people are getting so angry. You're just saying mean things, right? Yeah. I can click into her page and see everything about her. Yeah. Like, I can see her family. I can see the Bible verses that she writes.

I can see all her dentist. I can do all this, yet people start going on Facebook. and say the rudest, most awful things. Gina Johnson wrote, Elbe's a complete idiot. I hope the snake kills them. I mean, that's pretty awful. Well, thank you, Gina.

It just, I have access to all of you now because you are rude. Now, I choose not to do anything with that, but somebody with less tact. Might. Might. Yeah. So I thought it was funny because people think that Facebook is just a place like international waters. You're just going to do whatever you want, say whatever. say whatever you want. There's no penalty in life.

Imagine if you're applying for a job, and I took this and sent this to the guy that was interviewing you. Oh, you wouldn't hire you. Like if Eddie wrote, hey, lunchbox, oh, the snake eats you alive and your family gets sad. Yes. And Eddie, you're entering your job. And I send that to your new...

He'd be like, I'm not hiring this guy. Exactly. He doesn't have Facebook and writes this about people? Unless that person doesn't like me also. And there are a lot of those. Yeah. There are. Here's a 10-year-old drummer who goes on one of those talent shows.

And now, again, he's just playing the drum. drum. So you're going to hear singing, but he's doing Zeppelin's whole lot of love. He's 10 years old. He's the drummer, okay? 10 years old. By the way, it's a girl. Wow. I had saved that and flip it on you at the end. We'll love it even more. Ten year old female

drummers, boom. I mean, she's going to be a rock star. Pounding it. That's awesome. Oh, lunchbox. It's almost time. I believe the snake is on this way to the building. I've been told it's driving to the building. It's in route. Snakes in root. So here's a story. A lot of parents are thinking

twice about letting their kids play sports, mainly football because of concussions, and it goes to a lot of this data like 60%, 80%, whatever. Matt Overton, who tomorrow's his last day on the show because he plays for the Indianapolis Colts, an NFL team. And so you play football, do you worry about concussions at your high level? Oh, for sure, yeah. And I've been playing since I was eight years old. Would you let your kids play football if you had kids? I'd let them decide. I wouldn't force them. I would. But I understand why parents, are certainly concerned. If your son said, hey, dad, I'd like to play football like you, or I like to play basketball,

which one would you like me to play? I would definitely say basketball. So to you, it is a thing. I mean, I think at a young age, I think maybe flag football is more appropriate. Kind of learning the basics, the fundamentals. Then once they get the high school, maybe put the pads on, you know. And I think basketball, the athleticism, that it takes to play basketball, is going to help them transition into football. Do you have any friends that have been messed up from concussions

long term? Not close friends but certainly guys that I looked up to when I was younger, you know, guys that played in the 80s and 90s that are now suffering from CTE. Do you guys talk about it? Like, wow, it's probably going to happen to all of us? A little bit. It's one of those things where you kind of sweep it on the rug. You know, guys aren't, they know that there's the risk and the danger, but guys are still going to play. It's, it's, it's, it's, It's our livelihood. It's what we get paid to do. It's what we love to do, you know?

Would you play a whole career knowing you're going to get it? Oh, no. No way. Some guys are like, I don't care. I'll get it, but I just want to enjoy my NFL career. For sure. But if I knew at 40 years old that I was potentially going to be, you know, brain dead, no way.

All right. Well, a lot of parents are pulling their kids out of football because of that. All right. Play golf. Be a pro golfer. The problem with golf was for me, that's like a rich person sport, At least it was. Like, I can never afford to play golf.

No, I get it. Yeah, for sure. You're right. Clubs are expensive. Courses are expensive. Like, I never touched a golf club to my 20s because it can afford to touch a golf club. And there are a lot of, like, first tea and places like that that can't help. But yeah, golf's that.

It's like, you know what? Go snow skiing. Wow, you know what? That's a little hard when you broke. Have you ever done that? Never. I've never been snow skiing. I've never been to the mountains.

And I just feel like I'm just begging someone to tear my ACL. It's like, all right, putting the snow skis on. Dear Jesus. Please tear my ACL. Oh, here we go! Wee! I'd never been snow skiing at? Yeah, and snowboarding.

I would think as an NFL player, you'd worry about that on your body? No, I haven't done it in a long time. Since college, I haven't done it. Oh, see? Okay. Yeah. All right, well, tomorrow's your last day. Are you getting sad? I am sad.

You guys are great. I love you all. Wow. I really do. How excited are you for the snake to come in? Oh! And, wow, like 40 minutes in being a lunchbox. I know CPR, so if anything happens, I'm here to help.

Is that what you're hoping for? No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, if something were to go wrong. Do you know CPR is a football or you were like a lifeguard? Oh, no, I did personal training at one point, so I had to get certified to be a, you know, for CPR and using that. The shocker thing. Defebriolid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we get one of those at Paraly lunch, boys?

I have no idea. You might need something, because I am a mess. Me and Ray and Mike, dude, we got you, man. We got you covered, man. Okay. You okay? Those are those three guys I want saving my life. All ready for mouth-the-mouth.

I know. That's what you're so excited. Pick one to give you. Right now you'd pick one to give you mouth to mouth of those three. Oh, no way. No, somebody has to. Pick. It's Mike D. Ray or Matt Overton.

Oh, boy. Go with the NFL player. Man. That way you can illustrate someone from the NFL. I got strong lungs. Like a pro athlete, put his mouth on yours. I'll say Matt Overton because he leaves tomorrow and I know how I had to see him again. Ray, Mike, you're going to be here.

That's a good point. All right, man. Thanks, buddy. Hey, lunchbox. So the snake comes in and you're looking at. Let's see. 43 minutes from now, you'll be holding this 4.5 foot python. You keep giving exact numbers, quit. Like, it's driving me nuts.

Would you like to play for more time? Sure. These are true and false questions. Oh, boy. So it's easy. 50-50. No, no. True and false are the hardest types of questions in the world.

Okay, these will just be for one second each. Thank you. Okay. True or false? One second each. Because one little word throws it off. Okay. True or false?

What are we got right now? 40 seconds? No, we're at 55. The largest snake by mass is the Burmese python. True or false? True. Foss. It's the green anaconda.

Come on, man. We're now at 56 seconds. I thought the green anaconda was just a movie. You mean anaconda? Whatever. I didn't know there was different types. If a snake buy it, bites you, suck the venom out of the wound.

I saw city slickers and it's true. True. False. It's dangerous and can lead to infection. Go to the hospital immediately. Wow. Oh, man. We're at 57 seconds.

Eddie, you can be trapped? I told you these were stupid. These were impossible. Making a lot of noise frightened snakes. Yes, that's true. You've got to rattle the bushes. False. What?

I'm done. I'm done. I'm not playing some false. 58 seconds. I'm done. Are you done? Yeah, we're done with true false. I'm not playing that.

You don't want anymore. No. 58 seconds, you're retired. Yeah, I can't do true false. This is impossible. Do you want one more? Just one more. You can lose a second.

Yeah, I can lose a second. Snakes are cold-blooded. It's an easy one. Snakes are cold-blooded. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Are we cold-blooded? We're warm-blooded.

Snakes are cold-blooded. Come on, it's easy. No, because they go in the ground in the winter because they don't like the cold, so I'm going to say that's false. Oh, boy. He's back at 59 seconds. See, I told you, true false is so stupid. When you actually ask me a question, I can use my intelligence.

Oh. I can get it. The snake comes in in 40 minutes from right now. You were cold-blooded. He's intelligent. Hey, are we cold-blood? What does that mean? I don't even know what that means.

We change with temperature. So that means we're cold-blooded? We're warm-blooded. Or mammals. Warm-blooded. Oh, so they're cold-blooded because they don't change. That's why they go on the ground. I don't get it.

Okay. We know. Okay. You know, one more. You're 59 seconds. You want more just to see? I've wasted all my good faith. It's fun, though.

You want to one more? Yeah, give it to me. All snakes lay eggs. All. Yeah, I could be getting you with that word. Maybe some of them don't. All snakes lay eggs, true or false. I have no idea.

True. It's false. Wow. Back to a minute. Like, how in the world you could go 0 for 5 and true or false? Because they're impossible. They're not impossible. They're 50-50.

No, in school, it's the dumbest thing. He's back to one minute. Unbelievable. You messed up all finally. Because you didn't ask me intelligent questions. You asked me true false. In high school and college, whenever they give you a true false test, those are the hardest. Because they switch one word and it makes it all false.

A cemetery has created the world's first digital tombstone. Cool or not cool? Cool. Huh. Morbid or fun? Explain. Well, because the tombstone makes it easy to put anything on there. You could write all kinds of stuff.

Like, you could scroll. It'd be like watching SportsCenter. Yeah. When it's like... It's expensive, I bet. But what are the updates? Well, you can write a whole lot about them. Like lots of family members can write a thing.

Wow, okay. I like it. Yeah. The Tombstone makes it possible to put anything next to their name or surname. You could put a film there. Like, you could put up, for example, snakes on a plane next to lunchboxes is tombstone. No, you don't do that. That's cruel and unusual.

The Tombstone has a sensor when nobody's around. It shows the person's name. and you're at birth, that's it. It saves energy. And when someone comes up to it, it sends it, and it starts to scroll through like that. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I love it. It reminds me of, like, at the Grammys, the Oscars, when people die and they roll the pictures.

Yeah. You can do that. The memoriam. Mm-hmm. You could, like, have their whole life, like, baby photos all the way up until whenever. Don't waste the money on me on this. Oh. I don't care what happens.

When I'm dead, I don't care. I feel like we could run it through the, it's out. A graveyard is to get energy from the sun, solar. And I feel like with you, we have a lot of media. Yeah, there's so much. We can put on home. Oh, best out, greatest hit show? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I've been told the snake is in the studio in 35 minutes. Yes. The Bobby bone show. Let's go. You know the Queen of England when she buys new shoes? She has someone break them in for her, like walk around in them for a while. Yeah.

That's cool. How awesome is that? Pretty awesome. It's like one of those luxuries. We just get blisters. I would love to have someone. Like, if you could have just a stupid luxury, it would be that someone all the the time we play with my dog. This all the time. That's sweet. Just so he can get his play. He's old.

I went home yesterday and he didn't even run to the door anymore when I come home. He's 14. Yeah. And last night I like touched his side and he got really, it hurt him. Like something's wrong. I think, I hope nothing's wrong with him. But like I pet him. He's like, burp. And so you can tell something was weird. And then he came back over and I touch his side again. It was very sensitive. So hopefully I go home today and he's like normal. Because when I leave home, I put him in his room. And in his room is one of those kennel cages, but it doesn't have a door on it. So he just goes and hangs out in there. Or he can just walk around the kennel cage, but he doesn't. He just hangs in his cage.

But yeah, I hope he's okay, because it was weird last night. He didn't even sleep. He was just between my knees, and he slept on the very corner of the bed, the far part of the bed. Maybe he misses my girlfriend, because she's... Oh, that could be it. Or he just hurt, one of the two. But, you know, my girlfriend, I had to talk, I was like, hey, listen, when you come over, we hang out too much. I'm not to get as much work done. So, we have stopped hanging out so much,

because I got to work. She was making jokes about it yesterday, but I could tell it bothered her. So it was sort of her way of like... She was like, well, since you don't want to hang out with me anymore, and I was like, oh. I should try that with my family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to do work. You guys need to get out of here.

That's the difference between having a family and then just a girlfriend. Yeah. Well, no, no, for how... Hold on. See, this is why I stay here late after work. Oh, now you're doing it. Just to get that space. No.

Don't worry. Eddie, now you're admitting it. To work. What I told her was, though, what will happen is I will go home and I'll be on conference calls. I'll go work out. I'll do the bobby cast from my house. And then before I know it, it's like 6.30. And I got to work on the show.

And then I'm writing this book. And it's like, there's no time to hang out. So I end up staying up late. And I had to get no sleep. So I was like, we have to just not spend as much time together. Or you just not work as much. I mean. That's not my option.

Because in our relationship, in order, it goes. Work, bones, relationship. So healthy. In that order. Well, that was me personally It's dog. Okay. But yeah, anyway,

I would have somebody play with my dog all the time. So there's that. Lunchbox also, because Lindsay, who my girlfriend, I haven't put her on the show as an artist in a long time. Not since like St. Jude time. Yeah.

It's been a while. It's been a while. And because until she has like a song that's on the radio, I'm not going to bring her up here and be the artist. She can be my girlfriend

and we can talk about it, but she was up. her yesterday recording some stuff as an artist. I didn't have her on the show, but she was doing like some national stuff. And let's box attacks her with a microphone. She texts me and goes Lunchbox came up and secretly recorded me. And I was like, what? First of all, that sounded creepy.

Yeah. No, I wasn't filming her. All she said was you were secretly recording her? I know, but I don't want you to think I was creeping through the bushes like filming her. I wasn't doing that. It was like microphone recording her. She goes, and I haven't listened to it at all. And she goes, he came up to me and started talking to like really like nice and like over the top like smiley and she was like it was just weird

and secondly he was holding his cell phone in the awkward place that's not very casual that's how he does it like she was like and then I realized about a couple minutes in he was recording me with his cell phone and so I have these clubs I don't even know if it's good or not lunchbox just told me he's like you have to play them what do you mean is it not good it's great I get to the bottom of the song I find out you know like what's going on the meaning the truth the truth behind the music

okay lunchbox we have 29 minutes until the snake comes in you hold the snake for 60 seconds he lost a bet he'll be holding a 4 foot 5 inch in arique

el snaco love that is that right al snaco well la vibora but yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever it sounds terrible in every language la bivora

La Viva. Enrique. Enrique la Vivera. Yeah. So, lunch, hold it for 60 seconds. Not honestly, let's be for real for a second. We're not playing this up. How nervous are you?

I'm very nervous. I got, oh, eight or nine? Really? Yeah. Like, no, like, you're being for real. I'm being for real. Yeah. Like, I got butterflies in my stomach.

I'm nervous. You might you pee your pants. That's why I will not be sitting in Cherry Underwood when that snake comes in here. Cherry Underwood will be moved to the side, because I am not getting snake nastiness on this, and I may pee my pants. All right. 27 minutes until the snake comes into the studio.

4'5 inch in, Enrique. La Vivaro. Viva. Yeah. Oh. A snake was found in a dresser drawer. Okay. See?

All these snakes are. In a Worcester Hotel. Yeah. Animal control was called to a Worcester Hotel Tuesday after a snake was found in the dresser. Wow. Police said the guest at the Marriott Residence found a five-foot python. What?

And alerted the hotel. This is basically what's coming in. It's bigger than Enrique a little bit. Call police. Animal control came to the hospital, or excuse me, the hotel, and retrieved the snake from the drawer. Free room? For life. Probably.

Yeah, right? Probably. The hotel did not want to comment on the discovery. I would bet you that someone before had a pet snake and forgot their freaking snake. Oh, boy. Right. Because they didn't want it anymore because they got scared of it, so they dumped it at the hotel. 26 minutes and 12 seconds.

until the snake comes from the studio. Lunchbox will hold up for 60 seconds. Oh, by the way. Eddie. Yeah. And Eddie's our video producer. Amy would like to just bring up something to you. I think she's been nervous about bringing it up to you.

Okay. Just about... Is this because of the red light thing? No, no, no, I don't think so. Although Amy has been running red light. Did you run it this morning? Nope. I'm sad at it.

Promise. It was long this morning, too. Promise with all of my promises. And you didn't run the red light. Did not. I told you yesterday. I was going to not run it anymore. Just like you came to me and you said,

I'd like to talk about Amy's red light running. Amy has come to me and said she'd like to talk about you and your appearance. This is a retaliation. My appearance. Your appearance. Wow. Wow. Oh my goodness.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. This simply has to do with Eddie posted some Insta stories yesterday. Or at least I was watching your story yesterday. I don't know when you posted it, but you were like, had the camera at an angle where the sun was like catching your beard. like it just was really like your beard was grossing me out a little bit

it curls under now yeah on the right side it curls something in the video was I was like whoa Eddie let's trim the beard back like I thought about trimming I just feel like I won't be able to get to Zach Brown status if I trim You know what I mean? Oh that's the goal to be Zach Brown? Of course I want to go Zach Brown length

Okay Some people just aren't meant to be Zach Brown You don't know that and I won't know that until I try Okay. It's gross. You're right, though. The right side is curling pretty hard. It's gross.

Okay. So Bobby agrees with me. I do too. Oh. My wife likes it. She just doesn't like it when we kiss. Are you sure she likes it? She says she really likes it.

She just doesn't like the whole... But you also said she likes you when you're heavy. No, when I'm fool her. I think your wife is just really supportive. I think your wife just likes it. She's really sweet. She likes when you're around. Well, that's nice of her.

So she can say whatever keeps you around. Yeah, I guess so. Tram it. You know, edit. I love it when you pass gas. Oh, yeah? It just means you're physically here. You're here with me, the kids.

Dang. Dude. I guess I'll trim it. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. 19 minutes until the snake comes into the room. It's a 4 foot 5 inch in Narike.

As we say in Spanish, La Viva. The snake. People have been out to look at the snake, and it is snakey. No, it's creepy. Oh, have you seen it? Yeah, I walked by, and they had it out of all. They had a big old, like, cooler, like, ice chest thing that it's in. He's in the ice chest?

Hey, la Biva. Hey, you know why he's in the ice chest? He's cold-blooded. Oh, it's so... I don't know if that's right. Hey, Mike D. Working the phones in the studio. Have you seen the snake?

I just looked at it, yeah. What did you think about it? It's pretty big. Yeah? Yeah. There is concern. There's concern that you're going to scare the snake. And if you scare the snake that it will not react in a proper way.

That's what I'm scared of. I'm scared. Listen. You can't start screaming. What do you want me to do? I'm sorry. It's my biggest fear. Like, I'm sorry.

I don't know how I'm going to react. That's what I'm worried about. And if it bites me, I'm suing everybody in this room. Everybody. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Because you guys are all about it. But if it bites me, get ready.

My lawyer. is on standby. First of all, you don't have a lawyer. Yeah, one of his friends is a lawyer, remember? No, his friend is a Jag lawyer. No, his friend under Jaguar. It knows a lawyer. Oh, that's what it is. I'm just telling you, it bites me.

It's open. I am terrified. You are agreeing to do this segment. You are saying that if I scream, it's not going to react kindly. They're worried. Hey, Morgan's a producer in the glass room. I'm worried. I'm worried about my life. I wore a collared shirt today.

That way if I die, I go out in a collared shirt. What? And I'm ready for the funeral. You think you might die. Yes. Today. Today. In 17 minutes and 30 seconds.

In 17 minutes and 30 seconds, I might die. Hey, take a breath for a second. Morgan, our head produces in the glass room. You were just back there with a snake, right? Right. What's the concern from the snake handlers? So if you're yelling a lot, that's going to startle the snake. But that's all he does.

So you have to be quiet. You have to be quiet. I don't understand how you guys want me to be quiet. You just close your mouth. The opposite of that. What you're doing now? Dude, take it 180. What's your biggest beer?

Yeah, heights. Okay, that's like just... I don't get up there and go. I just get up there and go. I don't like this. And then I just suck it up and get over it. And when I get a needle, I don't scream before the doctor puts it in me. Close your eyes.

I close your eyes. Go to sleep. Yeah, you need to just close your eyes and like, you know, clinch or something. Take that big ol'all la vivant. I mean, maybe we compromise to go down to 30 seconds. No, no, no. I'm just saying. You're at 60 seconds, how long you'll hold a snake?

Go ahead. I'm just saying, we could, you know, we could be like, you know, you're my boy. You know, like this could be like a peace offering. Like, let's go 30 seconds. That snake is safe and I'm safe and everybody's happy. I hold a snake. And I'll tell you what I do. Oh, here we go.

That's what are you going to do. I've also got people here that pierced nipples, right? No. That would be me. That's dumb. I'm licensed Lunchbox I'm going to put a poll up on my Twitter

Okay Oh man And you can ask the people in Twitter Yeah You can I'll give Bad connection But I'll give you a little bit of a 30

Here go ahead I'm going to go Should lunchbox Get to hold the snake For a shorter time Because you got to explain why Because the snake No

Does not react well To people that are freaked out He is crying about it. I'm not crying. I'm freaked out. Difference. Pull. Stressed. Yes.

Oh, yes. People said yes. No, that's the pole. Let him hold it shorter. Let him hold it. Let me rephrase that. Yeah. I know. I wrote it awful. I mean, I wrote it that terrible. Okay, hold on. Let me dive her.

Concentrate. Concentrate. Oh, man. Lunchbox. Once a shorter. Dude, I don't know. Try it. Come on. What do you mean? Okay. I only have 140 characters to do.

I know, I know. Okay. Should lunchbox get a shorter... Hold the snake a less amount of time? That's good. Yeah, put the pole up. Just put the only one option. You in the word shorter.

Should lunchbox be shorter with the snake? Get a less... Amount of time. You could do AMT dot. That's short for... That'll save your characters. Get a less amount of time. Hold the snake for less.

the snake and then put yes or no. Should lunchbox? That doesn't make a lot of sense. Should lunchbox get a less amount of time to hold the snake? No, should lunchbox hold the snake for a less amount of time? Yeah, I said that too. Wow, that's perfect. Yeah, I don't like that.

Lunchbox, you just lose. I'm not putting that up. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, they voted no. No. See, you do this like where you're going to give me a branch, a what do you call that? Olive branch. And you don't ever do it.

No, he does it. No, with you, not me. He's not doing it. He just gave up on a poll. I mean, he writes books, but he can't write a play. I mean, come on. Let's go. I mean, that's a good one.

For that, you get the pole back up. Okay. Lunchbox wants to hold the snake for a shorter amount of time. Less is more, less characters. Ammon of time. What do you think? There we go. Question mark.

Right to the point. Yes. Thoughts? What do you think? Shorter. No. Longer. No, no, no.

Longer. Yep. Longer, longer time. Okay. Oh, my goodness. If it goes longer time, you have to hold a longer. No, that's not what we agreed to. Okay.

That's not, see. I put the poll up. Twitter, Mr. Bobby Jones. I'm voting. Go ahead. Oh, my goodness. I'm voting, too. Excuse me while I head to Twitter.

Is the snake in the room? Do they want to come in now and talk? No. Without the snake. Without the snake. Right now it's at 100% longer. Yeah, have them come on without the snake. Oh, my goodness.

Morgan's going to get the people now. They have the snake here. Lutchbox lost the bet. 100% longer right now. It's at 100. It's at 100%. 100%. Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bones, go vote.

Here they are. That's not clap. Hey, how are you guys? Hey, we're on the air. Hey, come on it. You don't have the snake on you right now. No, not with me. Everything's okay.

What's your name? My name is Jake, and I work at the Nashville Zoo. Thank you very much for coming in. Really appreciate it. Could you tell us for a second why snakes are awesome? Yeah, so snakes are so important because they eat lots of mice and rats that can spread diseases to us and eat our food. So it's important to have them around.

And, you know, biodiversity is all about every single animal being part of the food web. And so for a guy like him who's afraid of snakes, what would you tell him like, this is why you shouldn't be afraid of snakes? Well, I am like, if you're afraid of snakes, that's a okay, leave them be, they'll leave you be. You know, snakes. Yeah. I promise you'll be a okay. You know, there are 12 to 15 fatalities from snakes in the U.S. every year.

Hear me out. Every year. There are 33,000 car fatalities in the U.S. every year. Are you afraid of cars? No. No, so you'll be okay. Because I got control of the car. I don't got control of that snake.

Snakes are more afraid of us than we are of them. So if you leave them be, they'll leave you B. Everything will be A. Well, you're bringing it to me. So obviously I'm not leaving it B. I will have my hands on him. Oh my God. Okay.

Can you, like, I've never, do you know how to train a snake? Yeah. I've been working with snakes for about seven years now. So you know, I'll tell it not to move? I know how to read its behavior. I know how to kind of read its behavior. Can you tell him not to, can you tell lunchbox he needs to not yell? Yeah, the more calm we are, the more calm the snake will be and we'll be all good.

What's your biggest fear, my man? Like, what is your biggest fear? Go easy on him. What did he? He brought the snake. You lost a bet. I understand that, but he's like, hey, man, just take calm. You know what I mean?

He's not being really encouraging. I understand that. And I'm not trying to take it out on him, but I am stressed to the max right now. I get it. And so when you say, just be calm, that's impossible. Like, that's like saying, oh, you know, just be quiet. Okay? Then you just be quiet.

It's possible. Yeah. I used to be afraid of tarantulas. And then I held a tarantula. I caught a tarantula one time. I'm still here to tell the tale. And I work with three every day. You have for three trunulas?

Yeah. That's great. So what is your official job? I am an ambassador animal keeper at the zoo. So I take care of all the animals that do shows and go out to our community programs, off grounds and come to the radio station. So it gives us. him advice because then 11 minutes

the snake will be in. So some advice for him. Yeah. Snakes aren't going to bother you. He has literally never bit anyone at the zoo. At the zoo, though. Outside the zoo, we don't know. Promotional appearances? Let me change that. He's never bit

anybody that we know of, so we're a okay. All right? We try to never speak an absolutes. Okay. What if the snake... Let's just play worst case scenario. Okay, worst case scenario, the snake bites... Have you ever been bit by a dog or a cat? No, but I thought I got bit by a snake, when I was a kid and I got rushed to the hospital.

I thought I was dying. My butt swelled up to, I mean, ginormant proportions. They ended up being stinging nettles. It was on a snake. And you survived. Well, yeah, but it wasn't. I promise you, a snake bite,

especially from a snake like this, is going to be a lot, a lot less painful and bad than stinging nettles on your butt. It'll be okay. Traumatic or, like, we'll all just be okay. So he starts venom in him?

He does not have venom because that wouldn't be fun for you or I. He's a constrictor. I'll say he just crush me to death You're quite a bit larger than he is He only weighs about 15 pounds Oh my goodness That's a lot It sounds like a lot

But it's really not You're right You'll be a okay The food that he eats is maybe 250 grams So this big Look at this like a protein bar You're quite a bit larger than that Yeah but what about that story

I just saw last week Where the snake swalled a human Well that was a snake that was like 27 or 28 feet long And this one's four feet long Yeah So maybe a fifth or a sixth of the size. You say they eat malice.

Why are you putting your mouth? Your headphone cord in your mouth. He's so nervous. He's eating his headphones. You're talking about it and that's great. Like, I mean, obviously there's no snakes around my house because I got mice in my attic. So I mean, rats. They don't, not getting...

Okay, now he's doing stand-up. No, I'm being serious. I'm just trying to think of things you say... Well, let's deal with snakes. Because I got mice in my attic. How did you become a fan of snakes? Like, is there something wrong with you? He works as all animals.

I hope not. Yeah, I work with animals. I get like dogs, cats, you know what I mean? The birds in the zoo, the monkeys. Yeah. Okay, so in about eight minutes we'll come back. Let me check the poll. They don't check it.

Don't check it. Oh, it's not good. It's not good. Okay. Thank you very much. Yeah, we'll come back in just a minute. Oh, he did such a great job. He did a good job.

I liked it. I want to have a pet of the snake. Yeah, I was thinking about it. A snake of the pet. I wasn't too rough on him. I was trying to be nice. Oh, yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, you're kind of rough on him.

What's the pole? Oh, whoa. Yeah. It's close. You want to know? Yeah. It's within 10%. It is?

So, of longer time? No, we're not. No. America is captivated by lunchbox and the snake, which will happen in the next three minutes and 45 seconds. Lunchbox said I can bowl a 180 in my sleep. Oh, my goodness. I'm not kidding you.

I just got a message the snake hasn't eaten in a week. What? I swear to you that I just came across. I swear to you that just came across. What? Go ahead. How do you guys bring me a snake that is ready to strike? Like, I mean, he has to be looking for some prey.

And he's going to see me and be like, this dude. He's not into you. He's into you. Okay. Everybody's into you, right? Everything's into me. Every day. All creatures great and small.

Into him. That's true, right? Morgan, the snake has eaten in a week. Right. It's feed day today, actually. See, this is stupid. Oh, wow. That also means he's probably angry.

Exactly. Because I get grumpy. This crap. I'm grumpy right now. Like, if someone wanted to hold me for 60 seconds and I was hungry, I'd probably bite them. For sure. By the way, L.B. and the Snake is trending on Twitter. We expected it, too.

Of course it is. America's captivated by L.B. and the Snake. So, hashtag L.B. and the Snake. It's going to happen in lunchbox. Two minutes and 26 seconds. And we're down to 30 seconds, right? No, we're not. Actually, over 1,000 people have voted, and they want you to go longer than your time.

Well, that's what the people want If that's what the people want This show is about what the people I don't care about the people I care about one person, me Wow It's a dog eat dog world I've told you that forever

And I am the big dog And that's all I care about At 60 seconds I do better take that snake And I'm running What if he doesn't? It's dropped I will

I'm telling you I am not holding that thing For a lot We have one minute And 58 seconds Till the snake segment lunchbox lost a bet Yeah

Morgan anything you want to say before This happens Morgan's back there with the snake right now I think it's gonna be okay as long as you don't Freak out and hurt the snake Lunchbox Yeah the snake is gonna be Your mantra right now is stay calm Hey let's I'm gonna go live on Facebook right now

Oh my gosh So Here we go Hmm Going live LB and the snake Go follow us on Facebook Go to Bobbybones.com

We are going live in three Two One Okay we're up And there's lunchbox There he is Eddie you want to hold the camera I do

You should you have the camera I'll hold it while I get by them All right So one minute And we're bringing the snake in here Any final words Listen If I die

It's been a good run I want to tell my family I love them Yeah My wife love you Thanks for everything My dogs, you guys have been great My nieces and nephew

You guys didn't really know me But they're babies Yeah You can just search me on YouTube There's a lot of videos up there You can get to know me through the videos And just know I went out doing something that I hate But I'm doing radio

Which you love Right but the snake part And just don't mess with snakes If I don't make it guys Just stay away from snakes Ray has brought the timer now into the studio Oh my gosh. So when the snake comes in,

and we're like 30 seconds from the snake walking in the room. When the snake comes in, oh, what are you doing? I'm moving cherry underwoods, so I don't pee in it. Lunchbox is moving his chair. When the snake comes in,

and Lunchbox holds it in his hand, I will start with the timer. Once my hand touches that snake, the diver starts. You do not set the rules. I do. The rules set you. Are you ready?

Man, I should be bowling a 180 right now. You already tried to bowl, and you did not. You bowed a 136. I know, I should have bowed again. Okay, here we go Oh my gosh It's the Bobby Bones show

Whoa That's his friend leaving Okay We're back It's time You don't talk if you can't yell Because the snake's in the room I understand that

I'm trying to get it out Don't yell Do you have to not yell now They can't even They're going to bring the snake in Until you calm down I don't know what you want me to do I mean

He's gonna cry No I'm not gonna cry I'm gonna scream Go to scream Okay, so go to Facebook. You can watch this on our Facebook page. Bobby bones.com and Facebook Live. Now, they're at the door right now.

Lunchbox, they haven't walked in yet. I understand that. And that's why I'm getting away from the door. Let me set this up for our listeners. Last week, Lunchbox said he used to bowl $250. Like, no problem. He was like, I haven't bowled a couple years, but I can bowl $180 in my sleep. And so he said, okay, I challenge it.

And he goes, okay, cool. And if he lost, he had to hold the snake for 60 seconds. And he lost. He only bowed to $1.36. Yeah. 138, don't short me. Okay, cool. So Enrique, the 4 foot 5 inch,

Boa, Python, is coming into the studio. What is yet to see him? Do you know how intimidating that sounds? What? Boa, Python, killer, snake. No one said the words killer or snake. Well, I did.

Are you a man or mouse? A vivora. I hope I'm not a mouse or it'll eat me. Okay, so be a man. Hey, man. Okay, love rocks. Now, I'm going to be serious. I'm going to be serious.

I need you to calm down. Listen. I need you to calm down. You act like I'm doing this on purpose. Okay, but I just need you to like man up, take a deep breath, and just calm down. That is so easy for you saying you're not, your biggest fear is not about to walk through that door.

Okay, but your biggest fear will get worse if you're like making a lot of noise moving around and it attacks you. I understand that. It'll get worse for you and everybody in this room. And it won't. Yeah, it will. You hear that, my lawyer.

What's your lawyer's name, by the way? John Hodges. Yeah, cool. All right. Anyone that starts with the... You know, he's digging. I'm like he's not real. Okay, so, lunchbox, we're going to bring the snake in now.

I need you to remain calm. Okay? Are you ready for the snake to enter the room? I mean, I don't know what you want me to say. All I need is a confirmation, you're ready for the snake to enter the room. Like, the quicker we start, the quicker we get it over with. You got this. I'm shaking.

You are. And your face is ready. Yes or no to the snake. If you say no, we'll turn the snake around and then bring it right back in. All right, here we go. Come on in with the snake, quietly. Eddie, I see you pointing. Let's watch don't yell.

It's in an ice chest right now. It's just an ice chest. Yeah, it's not even else. Oh, my God. Eddie's told me to stand over there like where the little camera is, but I'm sorry. You're okay. There's a cooler. So he's just in this to keep him nice and calm.

He's in this. Okay. We're okay. Are you ready? Are you? Pull it out. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, my gosh.

Lunch. Come over here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. You have to hold this dude. It's on Facebook. Oh my goodness. You got to get over here. Oh my god. Stop yelling. Stop yelling. I'm not yelling. Walk over to the snake. Walk over to the snake. Guys, here's what we're trying. What's on your mind? Come on your mind. His head is behind my back. Okay. So like, speak your mind, lunchbox. Speak it nicely. Go ahead. Amy, what do you see right now? I see it. I see a snake and it's really creeping me out.

It's huge. Lunchbox, let's get it over there, buddy. Oh, and it's slither. It's four foot five inches. Can you make it not move like that? Lunchbox, go walk over to it. Yeah, it's a live animal, Annie. I know, but sometimes you can train animals to just sit.

What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Don't yell. I'm not afraid of snake. No, I'm not yelling. No, Bobby. Bobby, what are you doing, dude? Shush, Amy.

You're going to make it mad. Oh, my gosh, he's holding it. He's holding it. Oh, my gosh. Bones, what are you doing? Guys, there's really nothing to worry about with snakes. Okay. Oh, my gosh.

I'm holding it. There's nothing to it. Look them in the eye. What up, buddy? Kiss him. It's tail. I'm not going to kiss him. I'm not going to do that.

But all I'm saying is, look, there's nothing to do it. Oh, my gosh. So, my gosh. You've got to hold the snake. I understand that. What does it feel like? It feels like dead? Like a basketball?

It does feel like a basketball. It's a really big snake. I can't take my hand and wrap it all the way around its body. It's that thick. Stay calm. Lunchbox, I need you to walk to the snake, buddy. Come on lunch.

It's time. It's time. The time has come. Goodness. I must have got my nipple pierced. Do you wish now you would have got your nipple pierced? Yes. Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. The snake is walking. The snake is walking. Let's box. Ready at lunchbox. 60 seconds, we'll start. Oh my gosh, it's moving still.

No, walk back to the snake. I am trying. What if you try just touching him? Just touch him with your finger in the back away. Oh my gosh. Just touch him with your finger. Oh, guys. There's a snake in the studio.

Lunchbox does not want to touch it. He lost a bet, though. Don't let him look at me. But he's tail can see. He can't. He can't just touch him. There you go. He's touching it.

Oh, look. You touch him with your finger. It would already be over if you grabbed it. I understand that. It would be over if I pulled in 180. But it didn't happen. So it hadn't happen yet. I got that.

Come on, lunchbox, just grab the snake. No, is he going to let go of it or is he going to hold it with me? He's going to hold it with you. It's too big. We're going to be a-okay. Oh, my God. You got it, buddy. Nothing to a snake.

Here we go. Oh, my gosh. What if you just put your hand on him? Lunch, you need to hold the snake so we can hit the timer. Yes, he's looking at you because he likes you. No, we can't go to break. We're just going to miss this clock because we can't. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry we're missing a break, but I'm struggling. Okay, you're good. Walk up to the snake, lunchbox. 60 seconds I can't see Just go ahead I know he's gonna move I know I'm just

Maybe close your eyes lunch Lunch Lunch just lunch Just do it He does all the work for you Oh boy Okay lunch is touching with his hand He's touching with his hand

Oh my gosh Oh he just licked He licked Yes he licked That's what they do Let's just grab the snake buddy Walk up

Pick up Pick the snake up With your hand I'll start the timer Pick it up Oh man oh Pick it up Okay I promise

Pick it up I got it. There you go. Now, as soon as he, there you go. Now hold it. There you go. Hold it. Don't let go lunchbox at your time.

Lunch is holding the snake. He is holding the snake right now. There you go. He's holding the snake. That a boy. You got this, dude. Are we a minute in? You're not, you're 20, you're 18 seconds in.

There you go. His head's coming towards you. That's okay, though. There you go. Lunch is holding onto the tail from far away. But you're still holding it and that's all that counts. He's going to do it. You got this lunchbox.

30 seconds. He is looking at you. He is looking at you. Hey, touch the little, you know, bro- I'm not letting him lick me. You are, don't say that. I didn't say let him lick you. What are you?

I don't know. Oh my God. How you feeling? You're holding him. You're holding his tail. Yeah. He's not moving right now. He's not moving because you're chill.

Everybody's chill. You're doing a good. Don't look at me like a snake. No, I need you to tell me how much. You're doing so good. Left, 15 seconds left. How do you feel? I hate my life.

Okay. You hate your life. I live. You survive. You're now free to let go of the snake Let go of the snake Good job And lunchbox runs away

How do you feel? I don't ever want to do that again Talk in the microphone Oh, that's scary You did good How do you feel? Oh man, no, it's not cute The snake did nothing to you

I understand Didn't do anything to me That was weird And I hated every minute of it It was only one minute But I hated it all Oh my goodness Oh my goodness

Oh Like, if you see them on the road, I'm scared to run over them because I think they're going to jump up through the engine and bite me. It'd be great if you didn't run them over. That'd be prime. Thank you. Hey, thank you very much for bringing the snake in. What did you learn from today, lunchbox? Man, that that guy's a nice guy and I was kind of mean to him.

Yeah, you were mean. I'm sorry, dude. He has a name. I don't remember his name. I don't remember his name. Oh. Okay, we're going to hit a break now. Let you go get some water.

Enrique did good too. Enrique did good, you're a good snake, Enrique. We're not going to clap. Thank you very much for bringing them in. Wow. All right. Take a break, lunch. We'll come back.

There's an update in what we call a check gate. So what happened years ago is for, I don't even know what reason, I would give Amy checks for her kids to go to college. I would start a college fund for them. I would like, hey, here's the gift. And so got a check here, got a check there. and this time I just gave you a money order because it was just easier Lindsay and I gave you a money order

Yeah it was really thoughtful and sweet And so money orders do expire They do, they're not cashed within 90 days That's when Amy realized Oh I still have checks that you gave me years ago Yeah But she hadn't cashed Right

And then it became Am I supposed to repay you those checks And I said no But you said in a way where you still kind of expected it Wouldn't we all agree on that? No Yeah So

You guys I don't expect anything Bobby, I promise. You had these two checks, and yesterday you revealed online that I actually never dated the check. Yeah, because my plan was to go. Because Lunchbox suggested yesterday, you need to go to the bank and see if they'll just cash them. Even if the date is like, who knows when, I should just go and be like, please, when you cash these? And so I'm prepared to do that, and I pull them out.

No date. And so no date means today's date, you know? Yeah. Right? But, I mean, I still feel weird about just going to cash them. Like, I still feel so weird about it. And so I don't really know what to do. Now I'm the one with the dilemma.

Write down how much each check was. Oh, okay. Or you can do a total. Okay. Okay, got it. Let me see. No, no, no. I saw it.

Don't show it. Oh, I saw that. Oh, I saw that. Oh, wow. So if I deposit your money order and that, it's definitely like. The money order's already gone. I'm talking like that could be a few semesters of college, you know what I'm saying? Oh, wow.

Dang. My suggestion? What? Just cash the checks. What? Just cash the checks. I don't know. You admitted you don't balance your checkbook.

Because I just look online. Like I don't take a pen and write inside of it. When I write a check, it's on like one check every four or five months. I know in my head. Joking. I'm just shocked at the amount of people that were shocked you don't balance your checkbook online. But it's like, who does anymore anyways? I have a question.

Yes. And you may not know the answer. But if she writes the date on it, is she forging a check? Don't worry. We'll be going there, send. Wait! Don't get me arrested for checkgate? Lunchmark's got a lawyer I'm going to use.

I give his number. What's the name? John Hodges. That's right. Okay, so I'm going to have to bring you in and you're going to have to write the date. Just cash the checks. It's over. But you have one week to catch the checks or they're a void.

Whoa. And just put them into an account and put them into your account. And then whenever the kids get here, make an account for them if you want to. Thanks, Uncle Bobby. I never expect you to have to. I mean, having to send the kids at a Harvard now. Yeah, two semesters. Yeah.

No. That's such a me thing to do is not date a check. Exactly. Your blunder. Yep. What? It was Amy's blunder turned into Bobby's blunder. I just don't date checks, I don't think.

Period. I told you I signed one. I wrote a check and I wrote for proctology. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he was afraid he wouldn't take it to the bank because he was embarrassed. I wrote that on the line. Ah, checks. Check humor.

Oh, check humor. I got all of it. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Apparently postal workers are getting eat out by dogs. And so they released this group of cities. They're like, hey, these are the worst, but it's happening all over the place.

So here's U.S. Postal Safety Director Linda DeCarlo talking about if, like, a male person comes to your house, there's a risk. We're living in more densely populated areas or approaching dog territories much more often. And there's just an increased risk. Didn't this happen with you? UPS guy, he would not go up my walkway. And my dog kind of, when I open the door, my dog comes out and just sits there. Big Rottweiler, though. True.

And he would not even come up the walkway. He was down at the sidewalk. Wouldn't come up my walkway until I had her inside and away. And I was like, oh, she's totally fine. Don't worry. And he was like, nope, not going to do it. And I was like, I thought he was sort of joking. And then I realized quickly, oh, he's not joking.

So I went and had to put her away. And then I said, I'm so sorry. I thought you were sort of kidding. And he said, yeah, it's not funny once you've been bitten a few times. So clearly he's been. bit and he's over it. Ooh. I was like, have a great date.

Thank you for the package. What can the Brown do for you? Yes. Yeah, he was not having it. Did something happen with your mailman? I had a, like, I guess it's a substitute mailman or whatever, not the normal one. And my dogs went crazy when he walked in the front gate. And I guess the mailman freaked because he just threw the mail down, just dropped it.

And I didn't even know this because the wife comes home and goes, why is this? the male in the front yard and I was like because the dogs went extra crazy because they didn't recognize the mailman and so he must have just said nope and just tossed it towards the front door and wherever it went it went and left I don't blame them

like keep your dogs and we all have dogs that are considered aggressive breeds none of us agree with the dog's breed makes the dog a bad dog but we have dogs that look at like lunch has pit bull on him here's Rock Waller they're all loving dogs

so we're not but there's a perception of these dogs it's because the dogs are bigger as well we should just eliminate all big humans too oh wow

because they go Overton out May yeah Overtin you're in the NFL you're too big you should be eliminated there are certain cities

you shouldn't be allowed in because that's what they do to dogs they're like you know what and certain buildings you can't go in these yeah Matt you can't live

at certain condos around town because you're too big I don't like that yeah exactly like how I felt when I tried to get a place on my dog. He's 30 pounds. Well, it was a place for you, but your dog was going to be with him.

They kept me at 11, like, four different places because of my pit. It's terrible. He's 30 pounds. Yeah. He's, yeah, he's cute. He's never been aggressive in his whole life. And they were like, oh, aggressive breed. And so they see these dogs, Doberman, these Rotweilers, German Shepherds.

If it's a big dog. You know who's mean? Chewahuas! Oh, man. I've had two. They're just small, so. So they can't do anything. They can't do anything.

They can't do anything. They can't do anything. Yep. So people like Ray can live everywhere. People like Overton get kicked out. Right, Ray? Because you're small, Ray. You're 5.5 and a half or so. He's 5.6. Give it a 5.6. I don't think so. I think he's now... How tall are you? We had the biometric screening. I was 5.6. Yeah. They didn't make it take your shoes off, though.

Yeah, they did. Well, maybe you quit puffing your hair up a little bit. You used to poof it. Ray's got a full beard. He's growing now. What's this about? I kind of like the beard. My chick said she likes it. Is it because Amy's husband has a beard? Don't lie. A lot of guys now have beers. Is it because Amy's husband has a beard? Sure. I mean, I don't know who exactly inspired me, but I like wearing a beard.

I thought it was me. My husband said that Bay at my adoption shower, that Bay was like... Ray's girlfriend. Yeah, Ray's girlfriend was telling him how much he was happy that my husband was in Ray's life. Oh, there you go. It is the beard. You see where that United Flight was not overbooked? I did.

What? So I don't understand. Well, what happened was it was normally booked. But then they had to put the four people on it's from what I understand. Yeah. The four workers. Oh. So it wasn't overbooked.

Gotcha. So it was full, but they had to get the four seats on. And here, this is my always thing is that when I see a story, I never really think that's it. Like I go, okay, I'm seeing something. And what I'm seeing is being shown to me in a certain way that I'm supposed to feel a certain way. And they're trying to evoke a reaction, get me to click on something. I've just watched more and more of this. You're just not going to convince me that they weren't.

the right. You just can't by jerking him off the plane like that. Because once you're on the plane, you're on the plane. That's their fault. They should have helped people from ever getting on the plane. And people are they supposed to know how are they supposed to know people get on the plane? Well, the same way they know the exact number to put on there to begin with. Oh, they know who is on that plane. So if you have to hold four seats, you tell them before they even get through the gate, hey, I'm sorry, you've been randomly selected. You're not going to be able to get on the flight. Let them freak out in the airport with a lot of space. Don't put them on a tiny aircraft. craft and let him, because the guy

had nowhere to go where they had to, like, need, if they need him in the groin and jerked him off on the plane and he's busted up and bleeding. So the flight was not overbooked. Here's the thing, too, I was thinking about this yesterday. Like, how can we fix this? Because they finally came out, United did, and gave a

real apology after the third time. Yeah, three times. And apologized to the man, the doctor, finally. That should have been an apology one. You know, it should have been, it wasn't, but all you can hope is policy changes after something bad happens. And so I was thinking, because they were offering money, you know, hey, get off the plane,

we'll give you this much money. I think if this happens, they should go back to the person who booked the flight last and like, first one in, get the seat. You're the last one to book the flight. You're the first one to go. That's a good point. That's a good policy. And it's a last minute thing.

Like, you offer the most amount of money you can offer. And then if nobody takes it, it's like, all right, who is the last one to book their flight? You're the first one off. Only problem is what if you're trying to get home to see? There's always only trying to. Everyone's trying to get somewhere to do something. Right, but last minute, you know, maybe there's a family emergency. There's no leeway or is it exceptions to the rule?

I'm just saying. That's the policy. That's like the next rule. Okay. The first rule is offer money. The second rule is you have to kick someone off. Everybody's get somewhere to go. You kick off the person who booked at last.

How about third rule? If the flight's not overbooked and you have been. They need to get somewhere, figure something else out. Yeah, get them a jet. Yeah. Like, spin money. They have planes, can't you just send them somewhere? Put them on a bus.

I don't think it's that easy. It's not? I don't think it's that easy. And I don't know if they had to, I don't think it's ever been said. If they had to get to another flight to work or they were just trying to go home. No, they were trying to go home. No, they said specifically that they were going to work. Yeah.

So they say. Okay. What are I know? I don't know. But I did think the whole thing, it does, it's bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

So bad. And then. But like you said, if policy change can come from this, then at least there will be something good because you would hate for this to go down again. Airplane tickets are so expensive. Yeah. Fuel. Even when fuel go, even when oil prices go down. That's true.

Did tickets go down? No. And do you know what happens to? All the airlines are buying each other. There's no competition. Yeah, they all own each other. There's like four airlines. So they're like, is it?

You want to fly? Really? They all own each other? They all end up buying each other out. Yeah. So they just have different names on the plane to trick me. No, no, no, it's all one. You should start your own airline.

I thought about it. Yeah. With snow cones. What kept you from it? I mean, I bet you it's pretty expensive to buy it because you got to have. Investors. You've got to have more than one plane because you got to have coming from other cities and to decide what city to go to which one's going to be the popular.

But if it was just one plane, you'd do it. Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Across America. This show. Okay, I have this audio of lunchbox harassing my girlfriend. Oh, yeah, finally. I forgot about this.

Well, the snake took over. I don't even if I want to play it, though. Well, we'll be the judge of that. Wait, I wasn't harassing her. I was kind of interviewing her. No, no, she didn't even know you were recording her. You were secretly recording her. And she said you were acting really awkward.

You were acting really weird. Yeah, I was kind of acting weird. I don't know how to, I mean, I didn't know how to act. I was trying to, you know, get some hard-hitting info while trying to be nice about it. trying not to be obvious about it. I'll play it for, hold on. If you go over to iTunes and you subscribe to the show I do from my house called the Bobbycast, a lot of songwriters.

Like, if you love music and you love the songs and the stories behind the songs, I think you'll like this. For example, Ross Coperman came in and talked about him and Luke Bryan and John Knight writing, strip it down. He grabbed a good acoustic and he's like, he started playing these chords and he literally started singing the chorus. And me and John were like, whoa, whoa, what is, what is that? I got, I opened my laptop, started recording him. It's like writing down as fast as I could.

20 minutes. He kind of just, he just kind of spouted out lines. Me and John were just catching it. And he's like, all right, boys, you want to wrap it up? Finish this another time or something. So we're like, no, let's just keep writing. And so we knew. And then so we went home and basically the whole song was like,

like in the scattered of three pages of just notes. And we kind of just pieced it together and with Luke's help and then he cut it. It was crazy. It was the number one song. So if you like the stories behind the songs, go to iTunes, subscribe to Bobbycast. IHartRadio, search Bobbycast. Okay, so my girlfriend was up here yesterday doing some national promotion because she played out a record. It's like, it's called an EP.

It's six songs. and so you can only download it so you can't get at a Walmart or anything like that but Lunchbox wants to harass her while she's up here and I didn't even bring her on the show because I didn't think it was time for that it's not time for that yet and so Lunchbox goes up with a phone

and recording hidden and like starts to harass her about the lyrics of her songs I say harassed I thought that I was doing my job when there's an artist in the building you gotta get some audio for the show sort of like you know

That's not true they're artists all the time and we don't go unless they're on the show we don't run up to them with hidden microphones I mean, you did it to Thomas Rett at the ACMs? No, I said, hey, Thomas, I'm going to hit record. Let's talk about this win. Yeah, he just won male booklist of the year. So here's the clip.

You tell me if you want more. I'll play you one. You tell me if you want more. Okay. So she has a song called Waiting on You, right? And part of it, she's like, you're my bottle rocket. What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so it's a spec she's talking about me, right? Yep. I mean, this is a hard-hitting question number one. I want to nailed her with it. So I was listening to your song. And I've just, I've been wondering, has that July sky ever got the bottle rocket? I mean, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now, so yeah. Wow.

Again, do you want to hear this or no? Yes. I kind of want to hear more. Keep going. We are boyfriend and girlfriend, whatever. She doesn't know if she's being recorded, by the way. She has no idea. She thinks it's a regular conversation.

She thinks lunchbox is coming up to her asking about the lyrics of her song. Hey, look, I mean, do you have to wonder about those things when you? You listen to the lyrics. Okay, same song. Right? Dry ground. Oh. There you go.

So the ground did get some rain because it was like really dry. Yeah. And so it did get some rain. We got some precipitation, yeah. You're so dumb. He's so dumb, right? More or stop? More.

Okay, she had a song called Worth the Weight. And then you never answered the question. Was it worth the weight? Of course, lunch It's definitely worth the way Oh boy There's one more Well, hey

This is a quick little interview That she doesn't know what's happening I think she doesn't know what's happening I'm getting good information She has a song called Criminal There you go And I mean criminal I think such a jerk

Like such a jerk You listen to my full EP I'm so impressed Like Who is the criminal is actually a love song It's a good thing. But who's the criminal? Well, it's like,

it's like when you're falling in love, you feel like someone's stealing your heart away from you. Oh. So it's like a good kind of criminal. So he's not a jerk. Not a jerk. So it's not Bobby. No, it's Bobby.

Oh. All right. That's it. That's the first time we've had confirmation that you're a criminal. I think TMZ is going to be calling lunchbox today. Yeah. You can't record people without them knowing. That's illegal.

Yeah, it's illegal. And my lawyer will be calling you today. What's your lawyer's name? John Hughes. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. This is an article that comes out.

It says seven things that turn women on more than looks. And so I'll read you one of these. And there are three guys in the room. There's lunchbox. Eddie is our video producer and myself. So I'll give you the one. You tell me which of us fit this one. Oh, okay.

These are the seven things. All right. Everybody keep your own score because she says, your name, you get a point. You got it. All right. By the way, this is, okay, a guy who is ambitious.

Okay, I just pick one person. No, no, no, no. You can pick all three of us or none of us or whomever. Okay. A guy who is ambitious. Bobby. And? Bobby.

Okay. Is just your, all three? Yeah, just has three. Okay. How about a guy who is kind? Bobby, Eddie, lunchbox, even though he tries to act like he's not. He really does have a big heart. Good.

Okay. A guy who doesn't play games in relationships. I don't know. I don't know what it's like to date any of y'all. That has to say somebody. I feel like you all play games. What? Check, check.

Okay, fine, Eddie. Yeah. Okay, fine. Let's move on. Next question. No. Eddie ballgrap. I don't play games.

I get right to the point. Oh, okay. Okay, Bobby. Thank you. Oh, my God. Really? You're going to let him. He just played a game with me.

Exactly. I know. Eddie, we both got the point. All right? No. What? I got. See what he does?

A guy with a sense of humor. Bobby. Eddie. Okay. Oh, no. She gave you sympathy point. Oh, no. You are.

Yay. He gave you sympathy humor voice. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, y'all are funny. Sometimes. A guy who has confidence. Lunchbox That one I'm okay with

I have very low confidence I'm okay with that one A guy who's good with kids and animals Eddie That's up And Bobby No come on Oh come on

I'm not telling her to do anything Actually lunchbox had a cute video of him With his nephew That was super cute Okay So do I get a four? Again a guy who Who do you pick?

All three of y'all I promise A guy who loves adventure Eddie That's it No I've been going to I've been going by myself

on trip Bobby He's giving me the face Like why not me But Bobby You're not Mr. Adventure I got 5 points out of 7 Oh so did I

Wait did I get an adventure No I didn't get the adventure You're up all day Yeah dude Is there sleeps all day Like play wrecked How did you get

Well I How many did you get? Four? Okay. Eddie, you and I got five. Dude. And I should have got adventurous. You think you should have got adventurous?

Yeah, for sure. Okay. Yeah, yeah. The Bobby Ball Show. Back is killing me. Oh. What? I didn't know we're on there.

Oh, no, we are on there. We all have these chairs, like lunchbox that's cherry Underwood. It was given in by Carrie Underwood. Yeah. It's very nice to her. Oh, she's so awesome. Amazing person. You know, just a great human being, and my back feels great.

Thank you. Eddie was given it. show by Tim McGraw. My favorite country artist. Ever. My chair? It's called Tim McGrossum. And Ray has the Kipmobile. Kipmore dropped off. Kipmobile's awesome.

I'm being told there's a new chair that just arrived. Right now? Yeah. Oh, Garth Brooks is here? I don't know who's here. Why don't we open the door? Let's see who's behind door number one. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Dirk's Bentley to the studio. And it's covered.

He has the chair covered. He's shaking his hand in my chair. He just diss chair McGrossum. And not only that, you've ever thought Magic Mike walked in when Amy stood up and goes, Woo! I call my bruce of the minute. Hi.

There's, hey, Dirk's good to see you, buddy. So, it's covered. Let me make real. It's like an art piece. Dirk hasn't covered with a cloth. Yeah, I'm going to have to reveal. Now, first of all, I don't get too excited about the reveal. I haven't covered, but, you know,

I went for a tried and true design. Okay. Some of these other designs I've seen in McGraw chair, I mean, there's a reason why you don't see a lot of those out. They don't last for long. So I went with something tried and true. Yeah. But I try to add some of the details you like.

You like Lumbar support. Yes. And then my friend Jay is over there. He helped me add some things. Hi, Jay. Hey, Jay. Oh, what up? You did some art.

Like that's some art. Jay looks awesome. He's professional. Yeah. So we added a few things. Are you ready? Okay, so he's going to pull the cloth off. Derek's going to reveal the chair.

In three, two, one. Reveal the chair! Okay. So, first of all, first of all, it says... There's a slight mix up. Let me explain something. The face was supposed to go in the back and pimp and joy on the seat. Dirk's face is on the seat.

So Amy has to sit on Dirk's head. It's a little backwards. That's the one thing that happened there. But it was supposed to be this way. For our listeners who are in their cars right now, on the back of the chair it says Pimp and Joy and on the seat

where Amy sits it's Dirk's face so it was supposed to be your face the reversal but now Amy will be sitting on the face of Dirk's on the chair Amy your thoughts

I mean I want to get you I'm gonna snap you We're doing a radio show right now Snapchadish Yeah I don't really

I mean Amy I guess how do I sit You sit right on His head's right there. There you go. Sit on him. There it is.

Hey, we just get in the chair. Oh, yeah. There you go. It's so comfortable. Oh, my God. You like it? Yes, this is a good. This might be the most comfortable chair

I've ever sat in my life. Is it really comfortable? Yeah. How's the back support? It's so good. Lumbar's good. You nailed the lower lumbar support. And I can raise it.

Whoa. And it comes with massages. Yeah. Once a week, I stopped by, I actually give them stuff. Okay. I don't know if McGrath is doing that or carry. They haven't. They haven't.

Wow. So, it says pimping joy in the back of it. That's really cool. It's like I'm at the nail salon with one of those chairs. Is it weird that you have to sit on his face? Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit. If you're having a bad day,

look down and know I'm there for me. Amy, let me see how comfortable it is. It's not how comfortable. Oh, God, let's think about it. No, lunch is now sitting on. Lunch is now sitting on Darks's face. That's legit. It's comfortable.

How you like it? It's not as good as cherry under one. Oh, great. Speaking of, do you know the name of my chair? Hey, do anybody else want to take a ride in my Bentley? Nice. Yeah. Oh, boy.

That was good, I think. I like my name. I call it Bentley. We'll take a picture. Do you like the chair that's feel good, Amy? I love it. He actually designed it. Like, if there's a competition,

like leader in the clubhouse. Yeah, this is custom. Think about it. You walk in in the morning and you want to see something that makes you feel good. You see Pimp and Joy. It makes me feel good. You get you off to a good start. And then hopefully my family.

face adds like a little something to you know just sit right on it. If you sit on it and start singing to me. I'm looking at you. Oh no. Yes. Okay, too far. There he is. Really, though.

Does it sing? Yeah, like maybe sometimes if I sit in it and I like tap my foot three times, it's like, come. Talk to Jay. You can make that happen. I'll play a song. Whenever you want, I'll just play one of my songs. How do I look? You look great.

You look good. And you know what? It's the first tall chair that's been delivered. The comfort level on this is really going to increase my work performance. Come on, try this, buddy. Wow. Oh, yes, Sir McGrawls chair? You want to sit on Tim McGrossum?

Wait, I feel like that one. Oh, I'm going to follow up. Oh, he can't. Oh, oh. Oh, no. Dirk's actually like McGrath's chair. Wow. You're okay?

Oh, wow. What about sitting cherry underwood? What are you thinking about that one? It's a pretty good. Yeah? It's pretty good chair. Yeah, this is nice. You can relax it.

Go all the way back. Cherry did a good job. What you call it? Cherry Underwood. This is pretty good. Yeah. Well, Amy, anything you'd like to say? Thank you, Dirk's.

It's hard to find the drafting chairs. I know more about drafting chairs. When I go online, Amazon pops up on every page I'm on with a picture of a, like, a stool chair along because I've been. Because you've been searching them. Yeah. It's weird. Well, I appreciate all the effort and hard work that went into this. Like, it's, I feel, I feel super special.

Thank you so much. Thank you for. Enjoy it. Thank you. Thank you for being you all. Yeah. Like a Dirk's family with the chair. Wow.

Amy, have a seat right there on his head. Wait, wait. Let's take a picture. I mean, is it weird? Yeah. Ready? Okay. Every time she passes gas, it's on Dirk.

Oh, that's true. If she ever farts it on your head. Oh, stop. Ew. Amy does not do that. Lunch came over to do that. He goes, let me sit in the chair. And then lunch goes,

I was like, oh my gosh. I had to break it in. Don't chew it on my chair. Oh. Derek's came through like, oh, and he kissed her on the lips. Hey, by the way, hold on a minute. Your wife runs Monday? Oh, yes, this is a huge deal.

And the Boston Marathon. Yeah, we're going up there on Sunday and she runs Monday. And she's raising money right now. She's close to, we're trying to get up to 20 grand, but she's got like 15,000 so far for Safe Haven, which is a great organization here in town that helps families that are currently homeless, kind of takes in the whole family. It's one of the whole organization that takes them the whole family,

not just one parent. The website is, like CalCAS runs Boston 17. There you go. It's Instagram at Cass runs Boston 17. No, it's also a website. It's a website too. We talked about on the show. You can donate.

Oh, there is. You can also use the hashtag. This is her first foray into social media, so she's getting a kick out of it. It's been amazing to see everyone supporting it. Was she cool, do you put in your face on Amy's chair? Yeah. Oh, she does. She has no idea of this actually.

No, she doesn't know anybody. Tell her we say good luck. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be representing Nashville and Safe Haven and all the signs and T-shirts. Anybody out there? We'll put it on our website too if they want to see it and go donate. That'd be awesome.

All right, Dirk's good to see you, buddy. Thank you. Shop of bye, dropping off a chair. Hey, thank you. Are we still on air? We're still on air? Are we still on it? I don't think anybody ever knew we were on the air to begin with.

Like, honestly, I don't think Dirk's ever knew we were on the air. I don't think he ever knows. I don't either. Hey, hold on. I'll snap you. Hold on how I'll snap you. Yeah, yeah. They're doing a whole social media takeover during the show.

But Amy's literally, his face is deceit. Literally. Literally. I thought he was joking. He was going to do that. There you go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

Ray is our audio producer and Amy's concerned that Ray's dipping during the show. Well, just in life in general, I don't want him to dip. Are you dipping? Yeah. I got a new kind, yeah. But you don't dip during the show. I can. But I don't think you can.

I did. earlier like a while back I did you didn't even notice right great but you can easily do it with this it's uh it's like a non-spit dip so it's it's no tobacco in it and it gives you all the same effects oh there's no tobacco yeah it's nicotine free so what is it like beef jerky it gives you energy it's the same thing as a dip it's just a pouch it goes right in your lip and it helps people that are trying to get off a chew take this so you just take that instead especially because I don't have to spit. That was you guys number one complaint. Why I let him do this where he's going to be gross around the trash cans and have a spit bottle? This, I'll do it the whole show. You guys don't even know. Do you dip it home? Yeah. I was doing it yesterday around my chick and she thought it was funny. No, no, no, no. This is like the non-tabco kind. Amy was going to lecture you. Well, she can lecture me, but this isn't going to kill you. This is the healthy kind.

Oh, okay. Well, then carry on, I guess. I didn't know that existed. I thought he was just like trying to hide some dip. He had like delivered to the studio. I don't even know that he was telling the truth. Me neither. I got it right here if you guys. I was thinking maybe the guys could try it. Do you guys want to? Yeah, let me see it.

Oh yeah. No, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. And then I swallow it. I don't want things. No, no, no. Got it for the guys.

I don't have to do it. I don't care. Let me see it. What is that? Let me see it. Let me see it. What does it say? Put it in.

Oh, no. Let me read it first. Bizzles looking at it like you've ever seen tobacco Like put a dip in, dude It's coffee grinds in a pouch It's literal coffee, you're putting coffee in your lip And you don't have to spit it's other stuff too Eddie, watch

It tastes like a cup of coffee Gross, I don't do coffee Ray's trying to... You can't do it, no, now let me tell you guys something right now. See, you can't even tell Eddie's got one in it! No, no, you can't tell I got one. Now let me tell you all the story.

Yeah? It's always just packed coffee grinds, right's walking around like a dip. It's all it is. like a candy cigarette. It tastes like a mocha. It does. Oh, well, mocha away, Ray, Ray. I didn't know. I thought you were dipping and I was about to be like... And I've already been giving it out. I think it's the coolest invention ever.

It's just coffee grind. There's all this stuff in it. Let's hear you pack it again. Here. I'll do it right on bones microphone. There we go. You're trying. You don't have to pack it that hard. People that overpack, they're just showing on. They are? Yes. All you have to really do is go, do it and put it down. So it's like...

You don't have to do it like Reagan. But this stuff, if you have to pack it's all loose. Okay, Ray, thank you. You go boar right now? Don't break your arm trying to pack that. You got a circle on your jeans? Dude, I had it in yesterday and it almost was starting to wear a little bit on the back pocket. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, I can get used to this right now. Yeah. Hold on, let me spit. You ever chew tobacco? Like, really? Tobacco. I dipped when I was in high school.

No, no, chew tobacco. Oh, the big red? Yeah. Once. Ugly stuff. Oh. It's tasty. terrible. Like, my grandpa used to do that.

And I remember he'd take out, it looked like really... It was like a pouch. It looked like dirty, big leg chew. Yeah. And he put it in his mouth. It did, but it wasn't purple. And it would spit it out, and it would be so disgusting. Yeah. You ever chew tobacco, Ray? I did. I've tried it before. I didn't like it that much. This is way better.

But do you like dip dip? No. This is a lot held through. That stuff's gross, man. Especially the spitting and if you accidentally swallow a little bit of it, you could... You throw up. Yeah. Blah. Okay. Well, no lecture, Amy. You didn't need the lecture A on this. one.

We're good. All right, buddy. Clear. So tell me if you think this is appropriate or not. Okay. My girlfriend was up here yesterday and she was doing some

promotional stuff for the company because she has a new record that's out. Yeah. And Launchbox finds her. Oh, no. She told you.

And says, hey, I gave this lingerie to Bobby and he didn't take it home so he gives it to her. Oh. Dang it. And? I just wonder

if Lunchbox is giving me my girlfriend lingerie is weird or not. Yes, of course it's weird. It was weird the first time and now it's weird again. But he gave it to me and it was a joke, but he went and found her in the building and then gave it to her. It was weird and it just got weirder. More weird? I heard

some conversation going on in the hallway and as they were walking over here, I guess, to get the lingerie, he goes, you could try it on if you want to. No. No, he did. Yes, he did. Oh. Guys, I was trying to help my boy Bobby out. You know, no, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. What if I bought your wife panties?

Okay, I'd give them to her. I would you be like, thanks, bro. I'd be like, dude, good looking out. You would? Yeah. I had no problem with it. Eddie? Huh.

Would that be weird if I bought your wife? Absolutely. I wouldn't take him home. No, but what if he gave him to you? He didn't give me your wife. But you ended up giving him to her. Well, that's because you refused to take it. Because it was pervy, I thought.

Well, I tried to do it in a non-pervy way yesterday. I was like, oh, come over here. Come over here. Come over here. I got something for you. And I let her down the hallway. and I brought her in here. You're luring her.

You're luring her into the lingerie van. Come over here. Come over here. No, I was like, oh, I got something. I got it. Come here, come here, come here. She's like, yeah, yeah, come here. And she came to the studio.

I was like, just wait. I'll go grab it. And I was like, here you go. And she goes, okay. She got it. And she's like, I never have had long. That's what she did tell me. She never had lingerie.

So she put it on and took a picture. Really? Let me see. No, relax, buddy. All right? Wait, don't be crazy. I don't like how excited he is to see this picture. He's not going to see it.

Hey, I didn't want to see it? Yeah, I do want to see it. Okay. Oh, well, that's weird too. Oh, goodness. It looks good. I mean. Let me see Eddie. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no. Dude, you should like that, actually. What? Should I post on Instagram? Yes. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll post it for like 10 minutes. You got it.

Amy, don't like the idea of this? Well, I don't know. I haven't seen it. I don't understand. Go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bellin. I'll go like it. You're going to leave it off for how long? Ten minutes.

Wow, that's not a lot of time. We've got to get there quick. Do ten hours. What's wrong with you? I'm just saying. You can go and screenshot and keep it for your whole life. That's true. For people that are busy that can't get there right now.

Dude, do ten hours. It just sounds creepy. Look, I mean, you're my boy. I'm not trying to be creepy. I'm not trying to be creepy. Is she keeping it? not around me, you know that's just...

So you don't want her wearing that. No, that's what the lunchbox gave her. No, I gave it to you. Again, all I'm going to hear is, Hi, I'm here. Hi, I missed you. It's good to see you. Okay, so I'm going to post it right now.

Should you link it to your Twitter too? No, I'll post it on my Instagram. Mr. Bobby Bones. It's up in three. Two, one. All right. There it is. Come on.

Lunchbox, take a look at it. I'm going to leave it for a few minutes. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Do you see it? No. Eddie, pull it up. Nope. I don't see it.

Did you sound like a total creep? No, not like in a creepy way. I just want to see like how it fits. Oh my goodness. All right. Let me see. Hold on. It's going.

Oh, here it is. Here it is. Oh, yeah. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Yesterday on Twitter, I said, If you could pick three celebrities to hang out with, who would it be?

And I eliminated any country artists because I, and we know them. And if you don't pick one of them, maybe one of them gets mad, gets a butt hurt. I don't know, who knows, right? So I was like, excluding country artists. And I picked three celebrities. And I picked Chris Rock, Dave Grohl of the Food Fighters, and Tina Fey. That's a good one. Because I think that be, I mean, Dave Grohl is American rock and roll royalty.

Is he a cool dude, do you think? Like, I don't know anything about the guy. He thinks he's cool? He has to be. Even if he's not, he is. He was in Nirvana, and he was able to be the drummer of Nirvana and go into the greatest American rock band right now, period. The food fighters. So, those are my three.

Chris Rock, Dave Girl, and Tina Fey. Amy. Reese Witherspoon, Robin Roberts, Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler was on my list, too. I almost picked her. Is either her or Tina Fey? That's how I went with her. is either her, Tina, but you think Tina, so I'll pick Amy.

So it's Reese. Robin Roberts. Amy Puller. Interesting. Lunchbox. You get three celebrities. Tina Turner. She's still alive, right?

Yeah, she's still alive, right? Halliberry. Okay. And Johnny Bananas. Who is that? He's the six-time challenge winner on MTV. He was on Real World Key West. Wait, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on. But all the celebrities in the world, you get to pick anybody. you pick Johnny Bananas? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, he's a challenge legend. What's he good? Like, what's his thing?

I mean, he is great at manipulating the game. He's very good at strategy. Like, he knows how to stab people in the back. Like, he is really smart, and he knows how to get people. He avoids the duels. Did you Google Johnny Bananas? No. Google Johnny Bananas.

What's, no. But anyway, he is just really good at the game. He knows how to not get voted in. All celebrity. And let me tell you, last season, you know what he did? they won $150,000, right? I don't know what he did. And so him and his partner, they got to get $75,000 each,

but they go to him and they said, you can steal her money if you want. He took her money. Let her was zero. Wow. He took all 150,000. And that's a good dude. That's why you love him.

I mean, that is cut throat. He looks like a normal guy. Giant Banana's cool dude. That can't be a real name, though. Oh, no, his name's Johnny, but then he has the last name, but he goes by bananas. Yeah. And he sells bananas t-shirts and everything.

I mean, he is. Do you have any bananas t- No, I don't have any shirts. Your life is so fascinating to me. You get to pick any celebrity in the world and one of them ends up being Johnny Banana. Somebody who you idolize, who just steals. No, he doesn't steal. He plays the game. He backstads and steals. He's great. And he's hilarious. Like when you're watching me, they do little outtakes, you know, like when he commentates on stuff, he's pretty funny. Eddie? Johnny Bananas. You get three celebrities. Yeah, Bob Dylan, for sure. Really? Yeah, I want to know what's behind all that. I think he

wouldn't tell you, though. I would hang out with him until he told me something good. I'm not hating on it. I'm just saying that'd be a tough one. I think he'd be good. Okay. Bob Dylan. Tom Hanks. That's your hero. That's my hero. And that was hard because I was thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow as actor, but no. My wife wouldn't like that. Tom Hanks and them last, Jimmy Buffett. I've hung out with Jimmy Buffett. You'd really enjoy Jimmy Buffett. Yeah? Do you have a lot of stories? He's just super nice. He's just super nice. I feel like that dude's lived life. Yeah, he's super nice. What did you all talk about? He would just, you know, normal human stuff.

It wasn't anything like... Oh, nothing about his career or anything. It wasn't an interview setting. It was a casual, we were selling couches. Is he funny? He's his normal dude. Dang. Who are you talking about?

Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville. I got that, but... Who would you have the hang-in-way? Jimmy Buffett or Johnny Bananas. Oh, Johnny Bananas. Like, Jimmy Buffet? Like, how lame is that? What do you mean?

That's like, dude, I grew up listening to his music. Like, I love that. Okay, great. I listened to Chubba Lumba. I don't want to go to dinner. with them. Okay, what's with Tina Turner? My favorite artist of all time. Okay, thank you. I want Jimmy Buffett. Is that your favorite artist all time?

One of them. Exactly. It's weird that you didn't pick Eddie Vedder and I didn't pick David Letterman. I don't want to. But I don't want to hang out with David. Same reason. It's my hero. Yep. I feel like I'd have so much expectation for Eddie Vedder and he would just maybe possibly let me down. One of my friends lives in a neighborhood that he lives in Seattle, Eddie Vedder. Yeah. Same neighborhood. Because he drives around this old beater. Like it's just a normal car.

An old like me. He's like me. You guys are based on. He drives a focus? I don't know if you have to focus, but it's like, oh, be the crap. That's pretty awesome. 91, just beater. Not even a cool beater, not even like something in the 60s or 70s. It's like mine.

It's like you. I bet you he calls it the Red Rocket. Probably not, but. Do you know who Johnny Bananas is, Ray? MTV's, I mean, if I saw his face, I'd know him. Who would you hang out with three celebrities? I got to go with Kobe Bryant. Okay.

One of the greatest basketballers of all time. I was seeing Kim Kardashian. That's, I mean, that's legit. That's kind of cool. Yeah. See, I don't think she's, hot though. I do. I do. Courtney's the hottest. And then I got to go with somebody that's really

smart. I'm almost going to go Trump. Well, he's the president. I know. He also owes you 50 grand. That's true. But you still don't have that money yet, right? Still waiting. Still nothing. Nothing. Not going to get it, are you?

I mean, I want to get it, but I don't know. Gotta go. If you want to hear Lunchbox and the and how that bet played out today. The 4-foot-5-inch Enrique the snake came in. Lunch had to hold him for a minute. You can go and you can download our show podcast. Go to IHeart Radio and search Bobby Bone Show on demand

or go to iTunes, search Bobby Bone Show. You go, buddy? Yeah. You'll never hear Enrique the same. Enrique. Enrique. Enrique. Now he shivers.

So that happened. You can also go and subscribe to the Bobbycast. the show I do from my house. Go to iTunes and search Bobbycast and listen and hang out. We'll see you guys tomorrow. And we've got a pretty good Thursday show. It's a throwback Thursday tomorrow. That's it.

I guess we'll see you then. What are you doing today? Anything. Not that you care about. I care about everything. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very caring person.

Oh, you know what tomorrow? Our spouse stuff is due, right? Yeah, our spouse talents. Yeah, everybody has to bring in their talent from the spouse. Oh, boy, okay. Like Lunchbox's wife is a vocalist. A singer. That's right.

Amy's husband's a saxophone player. Yeah. My girlfriend makes syrup out of the thin air. Yeah, maple syrup. Mine's an artist. That'd be tomorrow. Yeah, that'd be interesting. That'd be good.

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