The Bobby Bones Show - Someone Has to Eat a Hot Dog Flavored Candy Cane + What’s the Haps: Bobby Is Getting Slammed for Something Online + People Who Showed Up To Wedding Dressed Inappropriately

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

We spin the wheel and someone the loser has to eat Hot Dog Flavored Candy Canes during the show. Per listener request, we do our segment What’s the Haps and share personal stories from our week. Bobby brings up a story about Kendel Jenner getting hate for what she wore to a wedding. Listeners call and share their stories of family members who wore inappropriate outfits to their wedding and were embarrassed. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In about an hour, we'll spend the wheel and someone will eat a hot dog flavored candy cane. We've been waiting forever for these to come in. Obviously, we wanted them before Christmas. Today's January 13th. We're doing the bit. We don't care. We spent money on them.

We're doing the bit. That's in an hour. Morning studio. Morning. Here's a voicemail we got last night. This is from Aaron in Oklahoma. What's up, Bobby? Morning Studio.

I was just listening to the podcast, and I was on my way home and listen to Bobby, say that he can describe any person based on a celebrity, can relate anyone to a celebrity. And so I was just wondering for those that listen on the radio and doesn't know what everyone looks like, could you go around the room, go around the studio, and just describe everyone based on a celebrity they look like so we can all have an idea of what you guys look like.

I think that's fair. And when you play this game, it's not they have to look exactly like, but it's just you need to frame of reference. And so, Amy, to me, you've always been like Carrie Russell from the Americans, Felicity, both when you were young, now you're 40, you both still,

you look the same still. You guys didn't change from your 20s to 40s. You still look the same as her. So I would go, Amy, Carrie Russell, Eddie. I would say like a Michael Pena, the actor, with a beard. Nice.

Or a, from Napoleon Dynamite. Pedro? Yes. Really? Maybe Pedro with some gray in his beard. Okay, I don't see it, But that's okay. I'll go with it.

But that's how I would describe you. I would like, imagine Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. Aging by 20 years, putting like a gray and black beard now. Okay. Thanks. Lunchbox. Doug Funny from Doug. He's a cartoon, though.

But he still looks like. Or, if not Doug Funny, something that listeners have constantly said is, and what's the actor's name? Boutini, whatever. Steve Bouchimi. Steve Bouchimi. It's so ridiculous. Not even close, but whatever. A lot of people say Tom Brady.

Not one person has said Tom Brady. No, no, no, they don't. Morgan number two, I would say, have you ever seen Captain Marvel? Yeah. The question, the movie Captain Marvel. Is that Brie Larson? That's Brie Larson. And if I were to say, I would go toward like a Brie Larson type for Morgan number two.

Oh, that's so nice. Thank you. I get Pedro. She gets Brie Larson. Exactly. I got Steve Bushimi. Get out of here. For Eddie, though, I have that Saw guy from Homeland.

Yeah. Saul looks just like my dad, so that works. You're headed that way. Yeah, for sure. Thanks, Amy. And then finally, Ray Mundo, you look like Mark Ruffalo, who plays the Hulk in the Avengers or the Hulk movies. I'll take it. Probably a little smaller than him.

I don't know, how tall is Mark Ruffalo? Is he also a short? Oh, wow. I mean, yeah, you're still smaller than him at 5'8. But if he needs a stand in, let me know. But you do look like Mark Ruffalo. Thank you. So that's what I would say there.

I appreciate that voicemail, but I can do that pretty quick. And then you? Dexter. Dexter, dude. Yeah, that's a good one. With brown hair. Especially without glasses. Yeah.

And the guy, Dexter, Michael C. Hall is his name. Another one that I get a lot's Denzel. Washington? No. You don't get that. Yes, I see it. You don't think so? No.

The chin, maybe? No. All right, let's go. It's Thursday. Glad everybody's here. Don't forget, you can call and leave us a voicemail at any time. 877. 77 Bobby.

Let's go. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My ex and I have been broken up for about a year. We have both moved on to other relationships. We did not end amicably.

He cheated and then ended things over a text after two years. Anyway, since I didn't see him when we broke up, I didn't give him his spare car fob back. and I definitely don't have it anymore. He recently had his new girlfriend Venmo request me $300 to pay for a key fob replacement. I got a message saying, Hey girl, Blank says, I can't have a key to his car since he didn't have a spare key.

He needs a replacement. I denied the request and didn't reach out any other way. Am I wrong not to pay it? I could have Venmo requested him probably $500 for stuff. I never got back in other various bills. and other various bills. He owed me lots of money, but I've never even considered that. Why stir up dirt from a year ago and be petty?

Should I just keep ignoring it? Thanks for the help. The mature ex. Weird that his current girlfriend would do that. Yeah. That's over the line. Yeah. Like, you need to, if you need to handle it yourself,

if you want the key fob back or you want the money for it, you need to communicate to your ex-girlfriend yourself. You're talking to him. I'm talking to him. He's probably listening right now. Yeah, you tell him, Amy. Sure. Yeah. It's too, this is too far away. There's almost like a statute at limitations. You know, if you don't hit that statute in three months after the breakup, unless it's something that you're only discovering later, you ain't getting anything back.

Right. And she's considering it a wash because apparently he owes her money for certain things. If you wanted to be really petty, you don't, you don't, you don't. You don't. You don't want to be petty here. But what if? You would just go ahead and send him a Venmo request back now for $500 before you give that $300 back. All the other stuff. Yeah, just to be like, hey, and then put exactly what it is. Yeah. That's exactly right. Yeah.

You are doing the exact right thing. One, by letting us know about the drama because we like it. Two, by just ignoring it and being the mature ex. Yeah. Unfortunately for him, whenever he broke up with you, he should have done it in person. In three months. And not over text, especially if y'all went out for that long. And he should have said, hey, by the way, I think you have my key fob.

And he'd gotten it back around that same time that you broke up. One time, after I had broken up with a boyfriend, well, actually he broke up with me, but I had this awesome pair of vintage cowgirl boots that got left at his ranch in Texas. And I never got those back. I still think about him all the time. They were so cute, probably never going to find a pair like them again. What's his been my name? I'll get out of him.

Yeah, probably like at the time, $75 worth. I didn't get those back. If it makes you feel any better, the mature X, he's hurting for money. if he's hitting you up for a key fob you can't afford a key fob right now maybe that makes you feel good well and the problem is he has a key fob so he can drive

it's so his girlfriend also has access to the car and maybe he has another key fob and he's like I know that you she won't respond don't respond there's no need it's also he's a loser for making his current girlfriend message you hey buddy

be you know what be a solid person if you want the money yourself go ask for it yourself yeah and be thank you thankful that you're out of that relationship, you know? Yeah. A little gratitude there. It's a good point.

I like, well, that's another sign right there. Like having the ex-girl or the new girlfriend text you or Venmo you. It's like, oh, man, I really dodged that one. Yay. We are on your side. Do not respond. If you owed him something, he had a little bit of time to ask for it back. He didn't.

And even if he wanted it back now, he should have asked for it himself. Absolutely. Don't send out your little henchman to do the job. All right, that's what's up. Close the mail bag. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag. Yeah.

All right, it's Eddie, the oldest on our show. 42 years old. Versus Morgan number two, the youngest on our show. 28 years old. Answering trivia questions about each other's generation. It's elder versus millennial. Three questions each. Let's meet our competitors.

Uh, first. He's a dad of four The Hispanic who don't panic He wears a ball cap and a thick beard And when playing games He's the one to be feared That's right because he went I love it

It's producer edit His opponent She runs all of our digital If she's not behind her computer You can probably find her leaving a bar Downtown maybe on a bird scooter It's Morgan number two Let's play the game.

Eddie, your questions are as follows. Let's go. Now, these questions, Morgan, will probably know the answer to. Lucy Hale had her breakthrough role in what teen drama series? I'm starting to have a list of these shows I don't know, but I've never seen, but I know the name. So in that list is Wizards of Waverly Place. Okay. Your answer is Wizards of Waverly Place.

Yes. Well, that's incorrect. It's Sweet Life of Zach and Cody. It's not. It's not. It's not. Morgan. Pretty little liars. That's correct. Oh, dang.

He answers Sweet Life of Zach and Cody for every question. Yeah, but it was actually a question last time, so I'm going to stop doing that. Pocket Full of Sunshine and Unwritten are songs by what British pop singer. And I'm going to play you a clip of each. Here is Pocket Full of Sunshine. And this is unwritten. Name that singer. Oh my gosh, who is that?

Did you say British, bones? Vanessa Carlton. Not British? Okay. And incorrect. Morgan. I thought you knew all things music, Eddie. I'm kind of disappointed.

It's Natasha Bettingfield. That is correct. Yeah. That's sound familiar. Morgan with two points. Both stolen. Eddie, this was popular in the 2010s. lying your face down

with your entire body stretched out for a photo face down with your entire body stretched for a photo hands at your side oh I got you you're drooped a little bit um moffy like a selfie is what goes over a phone like to charge it yeah to charge it so it's not a moffy

lying face down with your face down with the entire body stretched out with your hands and arms to your side Morgan that is planking planking Oh, I do remember that. Morgan went three for three and's stolen answers. Let's go to Morgan number two. Hey Morgan, if you were to hear this music, what video game would you be playing? Oh, my goodness.

There's two games that come to mind because my mom used to play Gallagher all the time, but she also played Pac-Man. Excuse me? What was the name? Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Pac-Man. A lot of Pac-Man. Is that like Spider-Man? A lot of them.

Superman. Have you guys watched the new Ironman? It's funny she pronounced Gallagher right, but Pac-Man, she messed up. Okay. Pretty accurate. I will go with Pac-Man. Pac-Man is your answer. Yes.

The answer actually is Pac-Man. Woo! Let's keep going. Rhodes. Where we're going. We don't need Rhodes. Is a quote from what movie. Here's a clip.

Rose, but we're going we don't need Rose. That sounds a lot like Robin Williams. I'm not sure if I have seen this movie. But maybe Jumanji? Did I say that right? Jumongi, sure. That's not right. Eddie, you know that, right?

Yeah, that's the end of Back to the Future. Correct. So it wasn't Robin Williams? No, no. Morgan, Simon, was an electronic memory. game from the 1980s. How many colors were on the game? Simon.

An electronic, I mean, maybe you guys didn't have a lot of colors in. So maybe it was... Yeah, back in the 80s, we didn't have many colors. Yeah, no, it was all black and white. Maybe. And you guys. No colors.

Maybe you guys just, you really had a tough, didn't you? Couldn't afford colors. Man, I grew up really poor. We could only afford red. I'm going to go red. yellow, green, blue, so four. That's actually all correct. It was a game, a circle, and you touch the color.

It would be like green, red, green, red, blue. You'd have to hit it based on the memory game. I've never played that game. That were the four colors. You wouldn't, Morgan. It was like the stick in the cup, and you swing the ball up and try to catch it in the color. That was us.

It was a whole different life back then. All right, well, Morgan is the winner with five points. Wow, great time. I've got on me, never broke my heart. Which makes the score. Eddie won Morgan won Okay, tied up. Great job.

Good job, Morgan. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 second skinny. Maddie and Tays, Taylor Kerr has been in the hospital for a month. She was admitted following a routine appointment to monitor her pregnancy. Her husband Josh shared a post on Instagram about the situation. You can see it at Josh Kerr Music. Thomas Wrette shared that he and his wife, Lauren, want to adopt again.

Adoption. is 100% on our brains, you know, in the next four to five years. We would love to do that. And Willa Gray talks about it all the time. It's been put on our hearts very heavily to do that again. We just don't really know when. Keith Urban talked about the fan reactions to his song, Wild Hearts. People were responding to the message. It's just, it's a universal want, I think, to have a song motivate us at the times when we need it in our lives. And this song was quite magical. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.

Come on. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So in Illinois man, he found some family photos in a thrift store, and he decided, you know, what if I can find the owners of these family photos? And this guy used Facebook for good. Facebook was used for good. I don't believe it.

It was. Fake news. Yes, yes, yes. He posted them on a Facebook group, and he was hoping to just, yeah, locate the owners immediately, like within minutes, there was comments from people that recognized people in the photos and they started tagging those people. And then boom, he had the information he was looking for and he was able to reach out to the family and get the pictures back. I mean, some of these photos were taken like 52 years ago and had been missing. So it's really special.

For Christmas, Amy got me something from a thrift store. It was an old maybe 2005 Bobby Bone Show kickball tournament shirt that's that one of your friends found in the thrift store. Yeah, Andrea was at, she was thrifting for like vintage orange units, and she called me and she was like, I see a Bobby Bone Joe kickball shirt. I'm like, buy it. It was $7. That's pretty expensive at a thrift store for a t-shirt. So I have an old 2005 vintage me. That's how you know you're getting old? Oh no, I have a vintage me. Yeah. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me something good. We have a box of hot dog flavored candy canes. It says plump and juicy.

Oh, wow. Sounds disgusting. We actually ordered these like October of last year, but because it got, it was so viral, we're just now getting them. So we have a wheel in studio. Imagine the Wheel of Fortune Wheel, but instead of laying down on its back, the Will of Fortune Wheel is standing up. I spin it. Whose ever name it lands on will have to eat the entire candy cane over the next hour on the show. Oh, the whole thing?

So like enjoy it, savor it. Yeah, it's really something to spend some time with. You know, invest in it. Okay. I hope it's shockingly good. Me too, because I love hot dogs. Yeah, why wouldn't it be good? Because.

Peppermint sticks are good. Hot dogs are good. Yeah, but I don't know that I want to lick a hot dog for an hour. It's a mixture of peppermint and hot dog. Okay. Are you guys ready to spin the wheel? Yes. Whoever name it lands on is the loser.

Okay. Oh, come on. You know it's going to be lunchbox, right? I mean, bad things always happen to me with that wheel. Ready, everybody? Let's take a practice spin. I just want to make sure my shoulders loose. I've had some shoulder pain.

I want to make sure. Let's do a practice spin. Let's spin that wheel. Of course. The practice spin, it won't land on my name. The practice spin, it lands on Ramundo. Okay. There you go.

Do you feel better it landed on you? Yeah. Because I had the weirdest feeling that it was going to land on me for the bad one. I'm glad we did a practice first. All right. You guys want to do another practice? No.

No, no, no. All right, we have hot dog flavor candy canes. We're gonna spin this will. Somebody gonna be eating it. Here we go. Let's spin it. Bad luck, turn around. Bad luck, turn around.

Let's go. That's a good spin bone. That is a solid, no. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.

And the loser is Eddie. Hey, Eddie. This is like, because you always win. Hey, you keep winning, Eddie. Yeah. I don't want to win this one. Eddie, come on. I mean, I thought that was going to click over to

my name and I was like, oh no. It was one-off from Lunchbox. Oh, yes, it was. All right, Eddie. Yes, it is, it's, you know, it's the standard white on a candy cane, but the stripes are like a hot dog pink. Hot dog color, yeah. Okay.

It might be good, though, yeah, you get a great point. You like candy canes, you like hot dogs. Yeah, I love hot dogs. All right, here we go. Eddie, now with the candy can. I'm going to picture I'm like, I'm a baseball game. Okay, just put it in your mouth. Pick a bite. Bite. Bite. I like it.

Yeah. Only a psycho bites of candy cane in first. What? There you go. Oh, God. Dude, it tastes like meat. It tastes like meat. That is crazy. All right, I'll do a bite.

Oh. It does go away faster. Okay. The meat's kind of gone away. Now it's pepperminish. Oh, that's nice. Now the meat's back. Oh, my goodness.

This is crazy. Like, you know, when you taste something and you breathe out your nose while you're eating it, that's what it tastes like. Dude, it tastes like dog food. Now this is like not a good hot dog. This is peppermint. stick mixed with dog food. This is not Oscar Meyer, I'm telling you. So you're, you don't

like the hot dog flavor candy canes? Like, my tongue tastes a candy cane. But the overall taste is dog food, like Alpo. Why do you keep saying dog food? Yeah, how many times do you eat dog food? You smell it. You know the out of a can and you put it in the dog food?

That's what you smell. That's what I'm smelling right now. Well, you have half candy candy eat there. Where is it? There it is. Okay. So go ahead and eat at it. Enjoy it? Yeah, like you said. savory it. Dude, honestly, if I don't breathe, it doesn't taste like dog food.

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Military University. That's AMU. dot APUS. dot E.D.U. slash military. Let's check in with Eddie real quick. He's been eating a hot dog-flavored candy cane. It tastes like dog food again.

It just goes back and forth, man. I honestly think it's my brain. Just like, ooh, peppermint. And then, like, ble, it's. dog food. Is it enjoyable at all? I mean, if I forget about it, it's a candy cane, you know, and then you just kind of like... Forget about it. Like, if you just live in the life...

But then are you like, why am I? I'm eating a candy cane at all? I mean, because you forgot about it. It's always weird. You're like, where am I? So Eddie's still eating the candy cane. He lost on the wheel. I have a couple questions. Country music related. I'm to tell you guys, I got a guitar sent up to me by Alan Jackson. And on it, he wrote three words. Keep it country.

Oh. So I wonder, is, and spend some time thinking about this, Amy, is Alan Jackson saying, hey, keep a country? Like, you're not doing it. You're not doing a good job of keeping a country. Keep a country. Or is he doing like, hey, keep a country like you've been doing it. Like you've been keeping it. Keep it country.

Yeah. How would you interpret that? I lean towards keep it country. Like positive. Like keep it country. Like you already are, you already are having it country. Keep it country. Exactly.

Okay. Keep doing what you're doing. Okay. Eddie. I mean, I'm trying to Google. Is there a song called Keep It Country by Alan Jackson? He said, all he wrote was Keep it Country, Alan Jackson. Bones, I think he's telling you stop being, stop doing what you're doing, keep it country.

But what am I doing? I don't know. I am a country music historian. I get it. Maybe he's just encouraging you. Hey, buddy. Country music could be going in a weird direction. Keep it country.

Like Santa Claus? I'm watching. Always. Alan's always watching you. Okay, so you think it's... So that would be a little insulting? Scoo, Steve, what do you think about this? You see the guitar that's in my office?

Yeah, I think he's just being like, kind of like when you say, like, yo, keep it real. It's just a phrase. Nothing meant to it at all. Just keep it real. Keep it country. Lunchbox? Man, I feel like he's saying, look, country's going in a bad direction and you are, you are steering the ship because you have the biggest platform in country music,

and he needs you to steer that ship back. towards what real country is. So maybe it's not an insult then. Maybe it's like, hey man, okay, keep a country. Yeah, like don't let it get too far off brand. Like we're getting off brand and we need to get back to country. Well, now we have a few different. We have Amy who go, hey, keep a country.

We have Eddie who's like, keep it country. Yes. And we have lunchbox. She's like, hey, keep a country. Different tones in all those. Yeah, it's three words. But he could say so many things in three words. Dang.

Keep it. Does he think the ship's going on the wrong word? He did he send the guitar for? I don't know. Just to be nice. A little hint saying, hey, man, in 2022, we need to get back on the right direction. But why did he send the guitar? I didn't ask for it.

I'm happy to have it. He sent it quite a while ago when he's in the show. Yeah. It was like a gift. Just like, hey, thanks for having me on. That was pretty much it. Like a happy, would you say it was a happiness gift? It seemed like a happiness gift.

Like, keep it country. Okay. Well, hey, Mr. Jackson. I'm going to keep on. I'm a keep on keeping it country. There you go. Yeah, I wish you to just wrote keep on keeping it country. Yeah.

That would have been better. But that's what I would, that's the spiral my brain went down this morning. Does Alan Jackson hate me? Did he send me a guitar just to insult me? That's my first question. My second one is, I enjoy following Chris Lane and Lauren Lane on Instagram. I know him a little bit. They're super funny.

And if I were now to rate my favorite couples to follow now, they're number one on my power list. Chris Lane and Lauren Lane on social media especially. That's my number one couple. You? I'm currently following Tim McGraw and Faith Hill in 1883. Oh, so yours is because of the show? Yes. Okay.

Who else is good? Who's another... Luke and Caroline. I love... They're hilarious. Luke and Caroline, Brian. Yeah, they're really good. Ramundo, who's your favorite country couple that's like now?

The Browns? Caitlin and Kane? Yeah. Social media-wise, they pretty good? Oh, yeah. They always post, and I mean, it seems like the relationship's awesome, so you kind of are envious of it. I should have went to Morgan first on this.

Morgan, what do you think? Yeah, I'm the same with Ray. I would have said Kane, Brown, and his wife. Because I just think they're always posting TikToks, so they're very much happening right now. Okay, let's do this one. Who is the most annoying couple? I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I have to trust me. I got a guble. But okay, that's our, that's, those are. That's funny. What? Most annoying couple. I think if I turn the mics off, we probably all say the same couple.

Yeah, I agree. Well, but annoying is relative. Relative. Yeah. Yeah. You know. So who would be yours, Amy? No, I'm not saying.

If you want to speak up? No way. You think we have the same one? I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, not in a bad way. It's just not.

I'm trying to take who you guys are thinking of. Come on. We're not even going to guess out loud. Don't. No, we're not doing that. Anyway, to end on a positive note, I'm going Chris Lane and Lauren Lane because I think they're hilarious. Hey, you always said, if you got to have people that like you, you got to have people that don't

like you. Well, no, for people to love you, what you're doing. that makes people so passionate about you is also going to make people the opposite. People feel that way about this show. Like, people hate us. I don't hate that couple. How do you even know who it is?

We don't even know it down to one of a couple. Morgan, do you know what we're talking about? Yes, we do. I think I know who it is. Of course we do. Write it down. No, no, no. I don't like the game either.

I want to stay positive. Chris Lane and Lauren Lane for a couple of the year. You guys can leave us voicemail at any time, day or night, 877-Bobby. That's our phone number. Here's what we got last night. I only get to listen to the podcast, and I used to get on Fridays,

you guys did a thing with the Friday, I don't know, where you play a bunch of music, and you don't do it anymore. I'm just curious why it's not on the podcast anymore. You're referring to the Friday morning dance party. We do it every Friday, around this time tomorrow to be on. But we can't put it on the podcast anymore

because of music rights. We can't put any music on the podcast really because of music rights. Dang those artists and writers for wanting to be paid. Right? What the heck is happening? We still do it, but listen live. If you want to hear the dance party, you've got to listen live on Fridays. But thank you so much for the call.

Here's one more. Want to find out what happened to the guy with the car wash that you took to your concert. Thank you. So remember Josh? Yeah. From Oklahoma. He worked at the car washing Tulsa.

He performed here on the show. He then performed with The Raging Idiots at IHeart Country Festival. On his TikTok, he went to read his bio, say if he had updated anything, he says, Work in Progress for a few songs with some of Nashville's help. Stay tuned, y'all. So apparently he's been writing with a bunch of Nashville writers. Let's go. Because something wasn't going to happen in a day.

So apparently he got a little lift from this. That's awesome. And he's been using that to write with some folks. He also posted a video from the Eagles, Take It Easy. He's doing a cover. He's got a million views. Is he still working at the car wash? I imagine, yes.

Take it easy. Take it easy. Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. He's still at the car watch. I'd assume because his videos are still at the car watch. He manages. So that's why I would say yes, I assume. Unless he's quit, but he goes back.

Hey, Chuck, can I come in at two? I need to record three videos. The Babbon Show Here's Amy's pile of stories So I have a list of the hardest Easy foods to make Okay, I would say eggs are easy But eggs to me are tough when you start to put things in the eggs

Yeah Or if you're trying to do like a Runny type egg But you make sure the white parts cooked and then you flip it And you accidentally crack it, that's hard Yeah, I don't try that Yeah All right, what do you got?

I do. Okay, so In it number one is pancakes. Like everyone's like, oh pancakes are easy but then we end up botching them completely when we start cooking them. Are pancakes hard for you? They are because you can't get it just right. Sometimes you feel like you almost burn it.

If you get it a little too thick, then it's not cooked on the inside. And I get so upset at Caitlin, if my pancakes aren't shaped like the choo train that I ask for. I want it to be shaped exactly. You know what you should have her start doing for you is put the batter.

She doesn't make pancakes for me. She's joking. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Here's a tip for everybody else's singing.

Something fun to do, especially if you have kids or Bobby. You can put it in a squeeze bottle, like a ketchup squeeze bottle, like when you buy at the store that's empty, and then you can make shapes or spell their name out or something. Oh, I want it. I'm texting Caitlin right now. Okay, what else?

So pancakes, eggs, pasta, can't ever get that cooked just right. To me, the pasta part, though, is the timing of it. Yeah. I even said a timer. Rubbery or... Yeah, too hard. And then you got to throw it against the wall. What?

Mac and cheese. If it sticks against the wall, it's done. Okay, but you test that that way every time? time? I think, no, no, I do. If I, no, I thought you were serious. Idiots do. And I don't cook a lot maybe a couple times a year, but yes, we'll toss it up against the wall. I will. Sweet potatoes. But it stains the wall. That's what I, that's why I asked you. Yes, yes, you have to throw it up against a wall that no one's going to see. Yeah, like a tie, like a backslash maybe or something. Okay, so sweet potatoes. I mean, yes, try, can't get those just right.

Rice, grilled chicken and fish. Okay. And then Bobby, I saw you. Let me say this about fish real quick. The greatest thing for fish for us has been the air fryer. Taching. Because, Caitlin, again, I'm not going to take any credit for this. I just watch. Or we have the mills from Hello Fresh, which I can make. Other than that, she'll take the air fryer,

put some parchment paper in it, cook the salmon. Boom, boom, boom, boom, it's good to go. Yeah. Me going boom, boom, boom, boom, I don't know what's happening, but I know it's quick. That's just what I insert for sounds when I don't know what's happening. Well, I saw you made a boom, boom, boom, boom video on on Instagram with, like, your your fancy toaster skills.

The only thing anybody cared about was the toaster. I know. That was the star of the post. Kaine, let's show we had to make a nice bagel snack, and then I made it on Instagram. I credited her at the end, but only people wanted to talk about my toaster. And you can see it on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. All right, what else? Speaking of food, just real quick, I want to let people know that Twinkie Flavored Coffee Creamer now exists.

That sounds pretty good. In case you're at the grocery store, it's a limited run, so find it. And a 101-year-old woman, she shared what she credits her longevity to. And I loved her answer. Cigarettes and whiskey and taking no S for men. It's hard. Please say that's it. She said it comes down to two things.

First, her greatest joy comes from serving the Lord. After that, her secret life powers come from being served a Big Mac. So she said Faith and Big Macs kept her alive this long. She may be last to 110 without the Big Macs. I think the Big Mac's probably going to peel a few years off. All right, is that it? Yep, that's it. I'm Amy.

That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Fiona is a nine-pound dog out in the backyard in Missouri, when all of a sudden, an owl sees it and says, there's dinner, swoops down,

picks up Fiona and flies away. Wow. A mile away loses the grip on Fiona. Fiona comes falling out of the sky, and this guy Bruce is driving goes, what just fell out of the sky, gets out, finds Fiona on the side of the road, takes it home, cuddles with it all night, post a picture on Facebook, and gets Fiona home.

Was she not hurt? No, she's not hurt. Wow. And I bet that Al didn't just lose its grip. I bet that Fiona was just kicking and screaming the whole time out there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised that Fiona was not hurt.

I mean, it says recovering, but it doesn't say what kind of injury. So, I mean, I don't know if it was just part out. Well, I don't know. It made it sad. Yeah, and I said, I don't know if it's like a broken leg or just startled, emotionally, you know, PTSD. I don't know what I had startled. You never know.

But Fiona got back home. Fiona's alive. Yeah. All right. That's a good story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. What's the word you're saying?

Pilk. Pilk. Yeah, you haven't heard of Pilk. P-I-L-K. Where did you learn this word? For my kids. Okay. It is a mixture of two words, or two things.

Pepsi and milk. And it's a drink. And you mix the Coke. I mean, Pepsi, I guess, is the popular because of the name Pilk, but like you could do any soda with milk and you taste it. Is it like what we would call a suicide back in the day where you would take the cup and you would go to every single one of the fountains in the fountain drink? And you didn't like it.

You just did it because everybody was doing it. Is that what Pilk is or does it actually taste good? I mean, they like it. They think it tastes good. So I... Do they really? I don't know if it's just because it's like a thing to try. Like, whenever I started to live...

look it up a little bit more and there's a bunch of videos on YouTube and some people were talking about how the chemistry of the soda with the milk sometimes will form these clumps, which is disgusting. But we didn't have that experience. So it was fine. I would never drink pilk. Now, almond pilk. Yeah.

No, I tried mine was, um, oh, you tried it? I was like, bilk maybe. Wait, that does not sound good. No, no, no. I don't have beer and milk. Dalk? Dalk. Diet Coke and almond milk.

Don't. That sounds gross. Eddie is still eating his candy cane, by the way. Dude, it's disgusting. I'm starting to just chew on it and get rid of it. It's been an hour.

It's been an hour. It's terrible, ma'am. We spun the wheel an hour ago, and Eddie lost and had to eat a hot dog-flavored candy cane. I don't want to blow in someone's face, but I guarantee if I blow in somebody's face, it's going to smell like a dog. You want to spin the wheel and the loser has to get...

What? No, COVID. Oh, that's true. No blowing in faces. What, we're all here. I know right now we're kind of six feet apart. We're basically singing to magic. Imagine with each other.

You know? Imagine? I mean... The celebrity video that all the... And they got crushed for singing at the height of the pandemic. I didn't remember that in the beginning, but then she was coming out. Galgado was like admitting now that... We're all in this together, guys.

Okay. So I went back and watched that video and I was like, oh. We had no idea what was happening to the world at that time. Launchbox, will you let Eddie blow in your face for... How much money happened here? A dollar? Oh, no. One dollar, dude.

It's money. Yeah, okay. All right. Let's move on. No, you got more than that. Come on. It's not worth it to me. He wants more.

10 dollars. Nah, I'm good. Okay, let's go. You said a dollar. $1, $1. I'll do it. But you have to go. I mean, I was going to get nothing.

Yeah. I mean, I thought I was going to get at least $10, but I mean, I can't pass up money. $3. Okay, here we go. Eddie, your hot dog flavor candy cane in his face. And you have to breathe it in. Promise you're going to breathe it in. I promise.

I'm going to breathe it in like a shot. What's that called? Like a shotgun kiss or something. No, no. We're not shotgun kissing. All right, go ahead. The shotgun kissing, I like it. Go, move.

Move now. Go, here you go. Oh. Breathe it in. Like, okay. All right, when Eddie was saying, when Eddie was saying it's like dog food, it smells exactly like dog food.

It's disgusting, dude. It smells exactly white, like wet dog food. Okay. Oh, my goodness. That is so gross. Oh, that's terrible. Was it that bad? Yes.

Bobby, I see that money in your wallet. Offer him more for mouth to mouth. Excuse me? No, no, no, no. If you breathe it in, like, I'll give you, it'll go up to five bucks. Nose and mouth. Nose and mouth. Eddie, but you have to give him a, what's Eskimo kiss, whatever it is.

What? That's where you rub your nose is. Okay. You know, stop it. Rub your noses and then do it. Yeah. Go. Dog food.

That is wet dog food. Will you pass that $5. Yeah. Anything else? I'm out of money. That is wet dog food. That is. No, dude, it's gross.

Okay. And I'm officially done with it. Let's go over to a nice job. Eddie, they lost the wheel. Great job. You're the only one. All we're clapping. Oh, that's so disgusting.

That's gross. Trust me, I just braided it in. And ate it. Yeah. Let's go to Amy and get in the investigative morning corny. Let's go. The morning corny. Where do you go if you get hurt playing peekaboo?

Where do you go if you get hurt playing peekaboo? Hospital. Injury. ER. Hands over face. You know it? Hey, lunchbox. I think I know it.

ER? Does that put you on it? Peacaboo. You already know it? I see you. That's it. Oh, the I see you. Yeah.

It's Picaboo Street. I told you that joke ears me. That's how you got. That's great. There's a joke lunchbox I've been telling for years like this. What is it? You know, the old skier, Peekaboo Street,

once she retired, she got a job being a nurse in the ICU, but she got fired. Because every time someone would call, they say, she'd be like, ICU, this is peekaboo. Picaboo, ICU is what I'm supposed to say. Okay, you bet.

Sorry, it's been a while since I told him about Eddie, that's right. Hey, Eddie, that's right? Yes. Of course. The morning corny. Where do you go if you get hurt playing peekaboo? Where? The ICU.

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They were asking $3.5 million. I can't picture it because I didn't watch Nightmare on Elm Street. But these houses that are famous are worth a little bit more because they're a little bit famous. Yeah. So they won a $3.5 million.

They ended up right below $3 million. It was a beautiful Dutch colonial with a modern twist featuring three bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms, an in-ground pool and a guest house. This is from NPR. It is, again, $3 million for a three-bedroom house. That part to me sounds crazy.

So, Amy, if you had to pick a house from a TV show or a movie, which house do you pick? Oh, Iron Man's house. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's a good one. Oh, yeah. I was going with way more practical, still fancy, but I would have gone with the Fresh Prince of Bell Air Mansion. Of course. But yours wins because it's Iron Man.

Oh, yeah. Let's do TV shows only. Okay. Go ahead. She's like the Iron Man TV show. I will go with full house because I love that street in San Francisco. I've gone to it. Well, technically I went to the wrong house

and took a picture in front of it, but whatever. And that's probably a very expensive house because of full house and because of where it is. Yeah. In San Francisco is really expensive. I saw when Bob Sagitt died, they have a fence outside of that house, a small one that goes,

hey, people live here. Please be respectful. Because people are always going to house taking pictures, but they had put up like a small memorial. People were dropping off flowers and stuff outside of that house. We just got to be weird for the person that lives there. Like Bob Sagitt never lived there. They'd probably only been there a couple times. Right. They didn't shoot inside the house. I'd like to shoot the intro. Yeah. The people went and shot the intro there and then that was it. Eddie from a TV show or movie, what show? Or just TV show.

I would go Beverly Hillbillies. I mean, that's really old, but I know that they were in a big mansion in Beverly Hills. So give me that one. They also had a concrete pond. Well, no, we're not. Oh, they did? In the new house? Swample. Okay. That's what they called it. I thought you'd take me back to the old where they came from. No, no, no. This is post oil. Oh, yes.

They talk about going swimming in the concrete pond. Lunchbox? Oh, man, I would go with modern family. Jay and Gloria, they had a beautiful house, nice pool. It's not as famous as most of them if you didn't watch Modern Family, but it was lovely. Morgan, you have a pick on this? Yeah, it would be the loft and new girl. You go with a loft.

Yeah, it's like this really cool loft and it's urban-y, I guess you could say. Would describe it. I guess I just go resell. value. I mean, that's where my mind is. Like, what can I get and flip pretty quickly? Thank you guys for hanging out with us. We hope that you feel like we're your friends, you're driving to work, or you're listening to us on the podcast, maybe on a little jog, or whatever the case is. Thanks. Thanks for letting us hang out with you. Let's go around the room and check in and do our segment called What's the Haps. Hey, what's the Haps? Amy, what's the Haps?

So, I mean, in the past few months, I really haven't had that much to drink, like, alcohol-wise. water coffee for sure, but alcohol-wise. So I started to notice something that I've never noticed before. And I'm not over-consuming. Like I'm talking one drink of vodka, like a vodka with lemon and a little soda, whatever. And the next day I have a horrible headache. It's happened to me twice. So I don't know if now that I'm almost 41.

I'm like, is this something that is happening where I can't even like go to dinner and have one drink with friends? and then I have the consequences of a major headache the next day. One drink. One drink. What if it's you're just not, that because you're getting older, it's not so much to drink, but it's what you're doing around the drink. Like you need to drink more water. Maybe.

But I mean, I'm telling you, this is not normal, and I don't know if others have felt this switch. Like, you know, it's like, at some point your eyes just start to go bad. And then at some point, you just can't handle a drink. Like, I don't know. You know, at some point you're negative with COVID and then you're positive. Like there is a moment in which it just makes a switch. And so I'm wondering if my body just made that switch

and I can no longer have like a T-Dos and lemon, which is one of my favorite things if I have it. Bring her one now. Bring her T-Dos and Lemon. See if she gets ahead. Yeah, let's see. Let's see it. Let's see when that switch just happens.

So I don't know. It's just something I observed about my aging self. Nice. Okay. That's Amy's wants the haves. Good. All of ours are going to be getting older. Oh, no.

Hey. Hey! What's the hat? You know, some people get on Instagram and they'll, like, flex a new fancy car. Or a watch or a house. Different people flex different people flex different things just to show off. Oh, look, and I'm not a big flexer regardless. And the one time I flex something, I get so much hatred. I know what this is going to be.

My toaster! Yeah. It costs about a pair of nice jeans and a... month at the Y. That's what it cost. And I'm getting crushed online for showing off my toaster. Yeah, you should have said you registered for it and got it. I'm not going to lie. I'm joking. Not going to lie. So you didn't even mean to showcase your toaster. No. And I knew that toaster was expensive. I mean, it's way more than a normal toaster. Did you honestly know the real price though? Yeah, because we bought it. I mean, we were a year ago. Okay. And I was like,

oh, oh, that's fancy. Well, because I didn't know if Caitlin bought it or you bought it. No, I bought it. Okay. But I'm, I logged on and people were like, I couldn't believe you buy a toaster that much. Guys, I can show you a lot of other stuff. Not a toaster. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Why are they hating on you for buying something nice? And it's a toaster.

It's a toaster. Well, I think that's what they're shocked about. Is that a toaster could even cost that? We bought a sewing machine that we rarely use. Caitlin, we use it occasionally. It's something like we have to go to emergency and sew something up. It costs more than the toaster. So you see me, if I were to flex the sewing machine that we rarely use, you think people, no.

But because it's... Anyway, it's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I'm not going to lie and say it's not a nice toaster. It's very nice. But I didn't put it up for the reason to be like, check out the bling. Maybe I should, like, do a rap song,

like me and my toaster. And I just go places with this awesome toaster. You hang it around your neck? Yeah. Yeah, it's amazing. A lot of bad idea. Hey, I'm going to say this, though. It's an awesome toaster.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, I put it in my cart, but I haven't been able to, like, press the buy button because of the price. Okay, relax. Now I'm getting shamed by A. Jump on, Amy.

Well, I'm going to wait. You know, Rachel Cruz told us to wait 24 hours before a big purchase. Yeah, good. I got a lottery ticket for 100 bucks right here. Yeah. I could, you. Okay, anyway, I've been toaster. Toaster shamed.

You should give away a toaster like that. I mean, I could. I should reach out to the company and go, you know all the free pressure you guys I got in for this? Yeah. Okay, that's my what's the haves. I'm being hated off for a toaster. of everything that's happened in my life in the past few years, and things have changed dramatically.

I did not think a toaster would be the thing that really made people turn on me. Yeah, but this also is, you know, like mine was a sign of age. I think yours also is age-related because it's like you actually bought a nice toaster. Like you spend a lot of money on a toaster. Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to see it. Yeah, it's like... Of all things. That's what I spend money on.

Mr. Bobby Bones. Okay. Hey, what's the hatch? Spaghetti. Well, my two-year-old almost caught our house on fire, the entire house. Oh, timing of this. We just talked about this. We did. And so I had a candle. I was in my bedroom. I lit my candle. I was doing some work. Then I went downstairs. And apparently, the two-year-old at some point, he put maybe like a dice or a plastic toy or something in the wax. I had no idea. But once that melts, then the entire candle jar will light on fire. and my 13-year-old, he goes upstairs like, Dad, the candle's on fire.

I'm like, I know, it's supposed to be lit. He's like, no, this flame is huge. I go up there and the entire candle jar is lit, and it's right by a wall, and the wall's turning black. And I'm like, oh, my. And you can't throw water on it. So I'm blowing it like a birthday cake. Like, I would have thrown water on it.

Why can't you throw water? Because the wax will just pop. The wax, it's like oil. I still would have done. I mean, I've been wrong, probably. Well, go get your fire. Extingisher. Thought about it.

But the fourth blow, it finally went out. And man, I hit the ground like, that was a close one, boys. We almost lost the entire house. Well, I've got a toaster that'll put out fires anywhere in the house. It spreads its drone wings and flies around. It's amazing.

Hey. What's the hat? That's funny. We just talked about fires in the house. Just like that, though. Lunchbox. I've had to say goodbye to something that's been part of my life

for the last 15 years. It comes on every Monday. night for like three hours. It's called The Bachelor and I have officially wiped it out of my life. I gave up The Bachelorette a couple years ago, didn't have time for it. But The Bachelor, I like the girl drama, but it's three hours a week. And I decided, you know what, I have more important things to do. So The Bachelor is no longer a part of my life. They started a new season. The Bachelor could walk in here right now. I would have no idea who it is. You know, what's funny is I would feel that way of the best 10 seasons, 20 seasons.

Yeah. Oh, trust me. I kept saying I was going to give it up because it's the exact same thing Every season they have one villain who she goes a long way, but she never wins. Has the villain ever won? Ooh, no, not that I can remember. I literally can't remember, but they always keep her around to like the top six or five, and then they get rid of her. Wasn't the pilot guy? Didn't he kind of ended up with a villain?

I'm like, I don't know anybody. Oh, you mean Peter? No, no, sorry, not Peter the pilot, the original pilot way before Peter. I'm talking way back with a blonde guy. Well, I know, but that's back when I watched. Morgan wasn't even born yet. Well, I think... It's black and white.

It used to be so good, though. You got to admit. All right. Well, sorry for your loss, lunchbox. Thank you. All right. That's what's the haps. Hey, what's the hatch?

It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Massachusetts state police trooper, Jose Cabrera. He's on duty and he's sitting at a road with his radar gun. And here comes a car, man. It's flying 100 miles per hour. He goes, great.

Here we go. Yeah, get it. Poop, poop, poop, pooh, pooh. Pulls him over. The guy in the driver's seat goes, officer, I'm so sorry. My wife is pregnant. Her water is broken. He looks over.

There she is. She's in the passenger seat. She's like, I'm having a baby. He goes, okay, okay. Let me call an ambulance. Ambulance is like, look, the nearest one's 30 minutes away. We can't get there. So he grabs the mom.

The officer does. puts her in the patrol car and says, Dad, follow me. We're going to the hospital. And he delivers, no pun intended. The mom at the hospital and she has the baby. They now have a healthy. baby boy. That's cool. All thanks to Stady. And great for this officer. But I'm so jealous

people to get to run hot in a cop car. Yeah. That means the lights are on and everybody's getting out the way. But you're not, oh, okay, I thought you meant the dad. Because he's speeding at 100. Like, you're freaking out because your wife's having a baby. It's dangerous. That's not even fun. Like, you want to go, have fun going on a bus car. I don't want to go 100 for any reason. No. I have no need to go fast. But I would like to go, be in a cop car when everybody's moving out of the way. Yeah. Like, that would be cool. I had a friend who's a game warden who got to run hot a little bit and he's like it's the coolest thing.

I see fire trucks do it sometimes on TikTok. They'll show fire truck POV and when they're running hot. And also, I don't even know if running hot is really the term they use. I know you've been using that. Bear with me. But people just pulling over. But that's different. That's a huge truck.

Like there's some real skill in navigating that thing around corners. A great story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. In a few minutes, we're going to get into this topic about someone wearing something inappropriate to a wedding or maybe your wedding and I'll tell you why but I do have a lot of calls that we're just ready to talk about this and this one not so much wearing something inappropriate but

doing something inappropriate Brooke in New Orleans appreciate you calling what's going on hey good morning studio morning okay so I got married a leap year 2020 and I it was not a matter of what someone wore to my wedding it was what a bridesmaid actually did at my wedding during my reception. Our reception's going on and her sister comes out and grabs me and my husband and is like, hey, can you all come back here? We need to tell y'all something. So I said, yeah, sure.

We get back there. My friend, my bridemate, she's crying and I'm like, what's going on? What's wrong? I just took a positive pregnancy test. At the wedding? At the wedding? Oh, my gosh. like 30 minutes into my reception.

She had it in her purse or? What? Would she go about Walgreens on the way there? Like, what just happened? Does she want to know if she could have a drink? That's probably what it was. Yeah, but you just check later. Right.

Right. That was my, you know, initial response. Her husband met her at the wedding and waited for her to, you know, walk down the aisle and the whole shindig. And then, yeah, she took it right after the ceremony and boom. You know, weddings just shouldn't be about anyone other than the two people getting married for any reason. And if something does happen, you keep it to yourself until the next day. Because this is very selfish to take a pregnancy test during the reception.

Yeah, and was she crying tears of joy or sorrow? Yes, it's the joy. I have never heard of softly. much of my life. These are two particular friends that we held very close to our heart. They shared their fertility journey with us, and there were some, you know, problems along the way with her fertility. So, of course, we were excited for her, but at the same time, I was like, you can do that this morning. 12 hours from now. Yeah, or the next day. Yeah, and this is not anything toward their story and their journey, but this night was not about them.

Don't even do that. Because you might get a positive bag or you might get a negative and that makes you sad. I know. I'm sure they were just were so eager to know. Okay, but she's eager to get married

and not have someone steal her night. I know. I know. I'm getting angry for her. Friendship over. Yeah, Brooke. No. Thank you, Brooke.

I appreciate the call. I assume you guys are, that's not like not be friends anymore worthy. That's just, you probably weren't thinking you were accidentally selfish. I do it all the time.

Yeah, you're emotional. But you probably just should, you should have made the decision not to get, You shouldn't have got a pregnancy test at the perception. No way. All right. Thank you, Brooke.

Have a great day. Thank you, y'all too. All right, see you later. All right, let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. A Washington man who killed his wife with poisoned ice cream. What?

Yeah. We'll spend 25 years in prison. That's psycho. My goodness. What did he put in there? David Pettis laced ice cream with a lethal amount of hydrocodone pain killers before he gave it to his wife Peggy in 20. Oh my goodness.

Prosecutors say he took out a $150,000 life insurance policy three days before his wife died so he could start a romantic relationship with an old high school girlfriend. Wow. I mean that the policy is just you screaming, I did it. Yeah. Don't do it. But you taking out a policy as you're trying to. Crazy.

Like you, I don't even like saying this because I would never do this in a million years, but you got to take the policy out like, you know. Years and years before. He's got a plan way ahead. That couple's oldest daughter defended her father to the judge saying his mom was known to crush up the pills herself and her dad's emotional affair wasn't proof of the crime. Oh. From Fox 28, Spokane. But he's been convicted.

Then the daughter's just speaking up going, oh, say my dad. Not even, let's just go twisted mind. Not even years and years ahead do you make that. You probably convince her to do it. six months ahead. You don't need to go years ahead, but you convince her that you guys need a policy on each other and her to do it so then you don't look like. Six months is still really fishy.

But she's doing it. Yeah. But if she's the one doing... She's driving the bus, so you've got to be like, she's the one that did it. That's a good point. It's actually smart. Anyway. Okay, Walt Walt.

We twist up some stuff on this show. That's scary, though. We always try to figure out better ways for the criminals. We're like, can you believe he robbed it? But if you had had done this, he'd have got away with it. Do you think the high school, you know, sweetheart, whatever, is still dating him? She probably knew about it if I'm just guessing. He probably told her like, hey, I got a plan.

We're going to be together. Yeah. If I'm guessing and I have no reason, I don't know anything. I'm in court next week. Your Honor, I had no idea. All right, let's go over to a second story. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged. Oh.

So Megan Fox, the actress and Machine Gun Kelly, the artist. Here's a song. I never fall in love He popped a question Where they first fell in love She said they drank each other's blood The thing about the blood That's been done before

We've been there Angelina Jolie Billy Bob Thornton Yeah They weren't new And they just do things To get people to talk about them They drink it where they

Like when they fell in love Or when they got engaged I don't even care I didn't even look into it enough I just read the blood line I was like okay This is just part of their little schick They drank each other's blood

Okay Well so what? Caitlin and I became blood brothers Cut her hands Oh wow Yeah. Instead of kissing at the altar, we cut our hands into blood brothers. You middle school again? They are engaged. They did a video. Good for them.

Listen, I hope they found love. The blood thing, though. Oh, good. Let's see. Fantasy football players might be more likely to have poor mental health. For the first time ever a study has been done to look at the mental health for all those who play fantasy football. In all, about 2,000 fantasy football players with an average age in mid-30s. Overall, the survey found that most fantasy football players may have had poor mental health. I feel like it's a bad time for me. When I'm watching fantasy football, I like to watch every game.

I like my emotions go up and down, depending on how I'm doing. It's a bad four or five months for me and my mental health. So who in this room plays? All of us. All of us. I am. But we have fantasy football, but you guys have like true crime podcasts. Okay.

Good. Yeah. And listen, I can switch it around. Some guys like true crime. women like fantasy football but most leagues I've been in there aren't really many female players but you guys are you have a weird thing about murder yeah and we're like oh but I get six points from a I need six points and 47 yards from Austin Eccler and you guys are like I think in the barrel behind that there's an arm that's been cut off and all they found where the bloody

remains you know that does yes that is scary but I mean the pendulum can swing for y'all like the highs and the lows of a sports game the sports in general sure it's so intense and like There's a lot going on. I would cut off a pinky for an Arkansas football national championship. Oh, really? Yeah, I would. I would cut off a pinky. I wonder if there's a way to make you really do that.

What? I would give up. A pinky finger or pinky toe? Pinky finger. But that's easy to say because you're not going to do it. But I'm telling you if someone came to me right now and said, you know, if the devil went down to Georgia, if the devil went up to Nashville and he said, hey, I got something for you, Bobby. You cut off pinky, I'll give you a Razziebeck National Championship.

I would be like, here you go, let's go, if I was presented with that. Because I think in my whole life the thing that is other than like real life human love with my wife, the thing that's most important, that I may never get to experience that. Would you lose one of your senses? Yeah, because Morgan hadn't smelled from COVID for like 80 years. So she's doing just fine. She's thriving over there. So that would be your sense.

I don't think how far you'll go. Would you cut off an ear? I wouldn't go vengo on it, I don't think. maybe later in life when I got no reason. I bet you'd lose an eye. Would you lose your bad eye? Like, just get rid of it.

Oh, wow, that means you can't see. I already can't see out of it. If I could keep it and no one would know the difference. Well, some people have their prosthetic eye is... Here's my answer to that, though. I would lose all vision in that eye. Fine, you can have it. But I need something so people look at me

and still think you have two eyes because I have to work. Right. I got one. So you're not saying he would sew his eye shut. Yeah, no, I don't want to be Pirates of the Carrier. be in. Got it.

Jack Sparrow. Yeah. Would you lose your voice? No, I can't. I have to eat. That's a dumb. No. Would you burn your house down and kill everyone inside of it and then murder the world?

No, Eddie. That's how important his voice is murder. He compares it to murdering the world. I got a great one. Would you chop your head off? This is my livelihood. We get rid of everything you use is the ability to make a living. Would you chop off your legs and your arms and then lose all senses?

Then you don't want it that bad. Okay. All right. Thank you. That's the news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. Would you lose the ability to love?

That's huge. Okay. Let me play a voicemail from Jeremy in Kansas. Here you go. Number three. Good morning, studio. Hey, Bobby, can we have an update on the eBay listing? I think the kangaroo, Beanie Baby, eBay auction.

and we'll end some time today. We'll go over to Mike D for this. And just a quick backstory is I had a beanie baby here. I was going to give it to a list. I have a whole bunch of beny babies that I just like to give away. And before I gave it to them, lunchbox said, don't give it away. That could be a valuable one.

We looked it up. It was worth a decent amount. So we auctioned it off on eBay, and we're going to donate the money to an animal shelter that we got Eller from. We're making pretty good money on this thing. And then they pulled our listing down and said, this is something that's fraud here. So we had to start all over.

So I don't even know if we have any bids now It's a kangaroo What year was it? 96? Yeah, with an error on it On the tag What is our What's our monetary value right now?

It's at 2,000 No way, you're out of your mind No it's not $2,125 Wow! And there is one hour remaining on the auction You're crazy, no way Let me show you right now

Is it real money? Real money And we're giving it all the way I thought it was going to be like 20 bucks Well before it got to like won something and now like 140 not a thousand 140 bucks right yeah was last time oh i cannot believe it is amazing we're gonna give it all away i just can't believe that that that's the case do we know who the bidder is i can look at the name but i probably want to say his name okay i mean if they're

a big show listener but we put them after they pay we put them up we put them up when does it in what time it ends in an hour oh so we'll retweet this and re-facebook this but i don't no one's gonna bid more than this person? I can't believe it's high. And they really have to follow through? Well, yes. Do they have a history of buying stuff? Like three purchases. Oh, risky. Well, I mean, think about it. How often they maybe are on there specifically for this. Maybe they don't just don't use eBay a lot. Yeah, but my point is if there's someone with a lot of history, it's important to them that they continue to get a good rating. If it's three, they may not care. Okay. Well, we have an hour to see if I can't believe it's that high. It's amazing. Okay.

And we're sure that kangaroo is worth a lot of money? Yes. Okay. No. That's what I'm saying. I don't know because that lady hasn't seen it, right? The one we talked to. We wrote Thai, Very Rare and Retired Pouch, the Kangaroo with Tag Errors, Near Mint, 1996. Do we do everything up to what we should have done, Mike, in the listing of it? Okay. Okay.

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APUS. Dot E-DU slash military. I want to know if someone showed up at your wedding and what you thought was an inappropriate outfit. And maybe it took some attention away from you or maybe you were just like, what are you wearing? Luckily for us, we didn't have that. But I read a story about,

about Kendall Jenner, who wore a really, like, well, I'll call it racy, racy dress to a friend's wedding. I mean, the dress is like stripes and then skin other than the stripes. Those cutout dresses are really trendy right now. Yes. So people are like, why would you wear that to a wedding that's not about you? I'm sure her friend is cool with it. I don't think Kendall Jenner, who seems to me like the coolest Jenner.

Yeah, like the most, like doesn't get a lot of the attention. Let's go and talk to Autumn in Florida. Autumn, we're talking about, did anyone come to your wedding and dress inappropriately? Yes, they did. It was my mom. And he was a bartender, so she didn't have mother-appropriate clothing. So she showed up to my wedding in a blue mini dress with no underpants and accidentally flashed the crowd. No way.

How did that accidentally happen? She bent over to say hi to her grandkids. Oh, no. This gets worse and worse. Oh, no. This is awesome. Oh, no. I will never live that down.

Did you say anything to her, or were you just like, ah, classic mom, all right? Honestly, it was classic mom. I couldn't say anything because I just didn't want to make a scene. Yeah. But everybody said something to me at the end of the night. But there was a scene, obviously. There was definitely a very, a lot of gross faces in the criminal. Oh, no.

I don't appreciate that call. Thank you. Thank you for your story. Let's go talk to Chris in Oklahoma, who is on the phone. Chris, welcome to the show. What's going on, buddy? My dad was the preacher of our wedding, and he was a big, I love Lucy fan, die hard, watched every one, every episode, went to the house in California and all that.

When he shows up to our wedding, shows up where an eye. I love Lucy Ty with all four of their pitchers on there. That's pretty funny. So it had Lucy, it had Ricky, Fred, and Ethel all right there on the tie. That's great.

Yeah, they're pitchers on his tie. Did you say anything to him or were you like, again, classic dad, am I right? It was actually my wife. She was like, do you know you're dead as we're standing in front of each other? And I looked over like, oh, my God. That's funny.

At least it was Lucy He got to not more underwear Like that's true Like the skirt Oh my Yeah And that'd have been a scene All right

Count your blessings Chris, thank you for the call All right Thanks guys All right See you buddy Nathan and Tampa You're on the show

Nathan what's going on Hey How are you guys doing this morning Pretty good What you got for us So like a ridiculous outfit To my wedding Yeah

She's 70 I had a COVID wedding So it's a couple years ago My mom's mantra Though Is flashy and trashy So she wore like a bright purple top with a mini skirt, like a silver sequin miniskirt to my wedding. I walked down the aisle and then made a matching tire for my dad.

Weird that a mom would do that for a wedding. I know, I know it's a mantra, but someone else's wedding is not about your mantra. Weird question. Underwear? Wait, no. Let me ask. Hold on, let me ask. Hey, Nathan, weird question.

Underwear. I don't know Wait, so, but how does your dad feel about flashy and trashy? He goes with it. My mom goes out like every Friday night. They go out on the weekends with all their friends, like the Eagles clubs and all this stuff. And like I said, she's 72 now, but doesn't look at everyone thinks she's like in her like 40s and 50s. And everyone kept asking the Weston.

The people at my wedding that didn't know my mom's like, who's the lady in the bright purple? I'm like, that's my mom. Well, I love that she still has a spunk about her. And I love flashy and trashy, just not at the wedding. And your dad doesn't have a mantra like old and bold. Or like gray and crazy, you know? So he's good. He's just sidekick to Flashy and Trashy?

Yep, they just take her and drive it wherever she wants. Then they go out. You know, good for them. I love that. I just probably would have scaled it down for the wedding since it's not about you and your mantra. You know? Well, thanks for the call, though. We appreciate that.

Oh, no problem. Thank you, guys. Have a good day. All right. See you later, buddy. Thank you guys for all the calls. You can add some more up on our Facebook page. Just search for the Bobby Bone Show. Something new tickle you? I was about to play a song here. I'm just trying to imagine if my mom was like, you know me.

I am who I am. Like, yeah, that's great. She knows who she is and who she wants to be. It's just as a child, like, to have grow up with that being your mom. But I bet it wasn't the mantra. I know. I bet she got older. She was like, I'm just going to be me.

Yeah, which is great. I don't care about age to find me. I'm going to be flashy and trashy. Talking about if someone showed up dressed inappropriately to your wedding. Tom in Virginia is on the phone right now. We always appreciate you guys calling in. Hey, Tom, thanks for taking part in the show. I'm not talking about in the morning studio.

Morning. Yeah, I don't know if I can beat the woman that flashed everybody. But we got married in my sister's backyard, and she had a swimming pool. So I told everybody, bring your bathing suit because we're going to party after the wedding. We're going to go swimming and all that. My family shows up in their bathing suit. To the wedding.

They're ready. Expedite that thing. Go right to do it. Yeah. I mean, they didn't have a tendency to wear a pair of pants over their shorts. You got a respect to back, though. They knew what they were coming to do. Yeah.

Be at a wedding, have fun, and go swimmer. this one pool. Yeah, but my family doesn't tell. Okay. Okay. You know what we did at our wedding because of where we both grew up, which is Arkansas and Oklahoma, we had to let our family know, hey, no camo. That was a real thing. Did you get pushed back from that? Not really, but and it wasn't like, hey, don't wear camo. That's bad. It's like, hey, no, let's just not wear camo to this wedding because we don't want you to show up being camo and everybody else not be and you feel like, oh, I shouldn't have worn camo. But, but, but, but, you don't want you to show up being camo and because most of our families, that's what they wear,

camo in all shapes and sizes. And so we had to be like, hey, we had to call people specifically and be like, hey, you can't if you want, but most people aren't wearing camouflage. And they didn't. Nobody wore camo. It was actually pretty cool. Thank you for that call.

Tom, we appreciate you, man. Hey, by the way, how was the party after, though? Were they the first ones in since they were already dressed? Oh, yeah, man. No sooner than we walked away from the preacher. They were jumping in. Of course. I now pronounce you, man.

wife. Bouch. Cannavo. That's awesome. All right, Tom. Have a great day, buddy. You too. All right. See you later. Let's go to, we're late enough in the show I can put on a call that's not. Right. Kids are in school. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Jennifer in Florida. Jennifer, welcome to the show.

Good morning, studio. Morning. It's kind of funny that a lot of these calls are coming from Florida. Is it? I had my wedding one of the guests decided to bring a stripper. What? From the bachelor party the night before as a guest. Oh my goodness.

Love it. What? How did you know? Yeah, how did you know that that's who that was? Bones, come on. You can tell. Well, no, no. No, she didn't.

No, she didn't. She looked like a regular person. Yeah. She wasn't like overtly, you know, she was dressed very nicely. But that's, you know, he introduced me to her after the wedding at the reception. I'm like, oh, well, where did you meet her? He's like, oh, she was at the bachelor party last night. Did you say doing what?

Well, no. You knew. Yeah, he told me, oh, yeah, she's a stripper. She was at the bachelor party last night. Amy, what would have happened? Yeah, being 19 years old. Oh. What would happen at your wedding if that would have happened?

Well, that would be up to that person. but there was no strippers the night before at a bachelor party with my husband, so that wouldn't happen. Okay, so you, it just wouldn't happen. Well, they didn't. Similar to yours, like my, like, you know, you made it more about, like, a guy's outing. Like, they played golf and had a poker tournament and... Well, what I didn't tell you is we strip for each other.

Oh. And then we all went to the wedding together. Same thing. I was told I had the lamest bachelor party. Ray Mundo didn't even credit talking about my bachelor party because we didn't go hard. Well, we didn't post pictures. I had videos that I wasn't allowed to post, so I kind of, in my memory, for whatever reason,

it just escaped it when I did the year in review. But the videos that you weren't allowed to post, just so our listeners were... Awesome! Don't get this twisted. It wasn't because we were doing anything we didn't want to be seen. We weren't sharing when our wedding was until we had it.

And so it was like, don't post we're having the... And Ray was the only one that posted any picture from the Bachelor Party, and immediately it went up on social media, and the message boards like, well, looks like he's getting married this next weekend, because of a picture you posted on the golf course. But that's why we were saying don't post anything. Oh, okay, I got you.

I still got all those videos and pictures, and someday I will definitely put those up. But of what? What, of us doing what? Playing poker? No, we're doing B-ball. Yeah, B-ball was cool. Oh, oh, got it.

That was cool. Got it. We got to play basketball in a place that we, I was like, hey, don't share this because people may, I don't know. We got to play basketball in a really cool place. Post away, Ray. And he can't do like a throwback Thursday? Maybe.

I'm not sure. But, listen, I got hate for posting a toaster. I know. Can you imagine this? Yeah. I will say that it was one of the coolest things we've ever done. I agree. It was one of the coolest things I've ever been able to do. It was play basketball. Where we play basketball.

You could probably figure it out just by listening to us say this. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. You want the story about the baby's name? Yes. Okay. A mother who named her baby son Lucifer. Really?

Yeah. Why? Reveals that critics have warned he'll be bullied for life. but insist he's not called that after the devil. What's he called that after? Well, even if it's not after the devil, you have to realize that most people are going to assume it's after the devil, or most people are just going to go, hey, what's up with that name?

His whole life, he's going to get this. Like a little bit you have to think about your kid, not just why you would name them that. Right. A mom has described how she's been trolled after revealing she named her baby son Lucifer. Josie King, 27 years old, insist there was no religious reason behind

choosing the name for her seven-month-old. she just liked it. The mother of two said her son is a miracle baby who was born after she lost 10 other children and insists she didn't call him after the devil. Jody claims she spotted Lucifer which means bearer of light in Latin in a baby name book and like the sound of it.

Yeah, but you still know what it means to people even if it's not you. The mother revealed the name when she was on a TV show. She said, I've been called an atheist. I didn't even know what an atheist was. the devil is not the meaning of my son's name. That's from the Daily Mail. Yeah.

It's tough because that's the association with 99. It would be like, I've always wanted to name my kid Alexa. And not the same religiously, but I've just had this. If you name your kid Alexa, they're going to deal with that. Now, yeah. For a lot of their life for the next 10 years, 15 years. I can't see Alexa going away anytime soon. And so you have to realize they're going to get, not made fun of, but that's always going to be something.

and if you're okay with your kid going through that, then go for it. But it would be tough to name your kid Alexa right now. Agree? Agreed? Yes. One of my friends wanted to name his kid Google Home, and I was like, don't do it. Because you never know. Okay.

Ray, you want to play a song or not? We over time? Undertime? Over. I can move it down. Okay. I love the old move it down. It means we've talked way too long.

Call us if you want. 877-77 Bobby. Mike, is the eBay link is still up? They're still going to pay that money for it. 30 minutes left in our eBay link. We cannot believe they're going to spend this much $2,000 on a Beanie Baby. But do you think it's a listener or a Beanie Baby fanatic, Mike? You think it's a listener?

That I like. We're donating the money, by the way. This story comes us from Harris County, Texas. Police received a call about a truck on fire. They respond to the scene, and they find a guy that had been driving around with his barbecue grill in the back of the truck, and it was lit, and some of the coals fell out, caught the truck on fire.

What did he do, forget to put it out all the way? I think he hit a bump, and, no, no, he was trying to, he was actually barbecuing as he drove around. But no one was on the grill? No, no one was on the grill. He just had the meat on there. Oh, I didn't know. Did you guys hear that part of it?

Yeah. No, but he was, it was still, the meat was still on the grill? Oh, no, that was. No, I knew it was on, but I didn't know the meat was still on the grill? So, like, I want to know, was he, I may not know, but was he trying to say, time or was he like, you know, honking his horn? I got meat and he'd stop and sell it. I don't know. Was he trying to excel at time management? Yeah. There he go. He had somewhere to be and he had

to have the meat cook. Or maybe not even somewhere to be. But why not do one thing while you're doing another? Cooking and driving. Hey. People should be doing that. What happened to him? So he was arrested because he was under the influence and it's a dangerous situation. But let me, okay, just let me say this. Eddie, When you grill, do you grill having a little bit to drink? Of course. Do you grow better with a couple beers? Sometimes I time my grilling with my drink. Not saying he should have done that.

But maybe that's what he's thinking. I only grill whenever I've had a couple. Okay, he's an idiot. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We're looking for Amy's class ring from what year? 2003, Texas A&M. And there's a reward. There's a $550 reward.

We've actually found out why the reward is that. Because you offered $500. Okay, yeah. And offered $50. Which again, I'm like trying to do the math And I'm wondering if just going to the ring The A&M ring place and buying a replacement ring would be less. I know, because it's right.

So I want the OG ring. Because if you get a new one, you got to dunk it again. Oh, yeah. I will offer another. You know what? Let's make it a solid 600. Okay. If someone can find this ring,

which Amy had her house broken into back in the day, and we think somebody stolen and probably ponded in North Carolina. Yeah. Southern Pines, North Carolina, Fort Bragg area, Raleigh. And it says Amy Moffitt on it. Amy E. Moffitt. Oh, classic. We don't want you to get confused with the other Amy Moffitts.

But yes, Amy E. Moffitt. I had other Moffitt family members that went to A&M. So we're looking for that ring, but there is hope because about every week we find a new story about someone getting the ring back. Lunchbox, what is this one? There's a woman in San Antonio 18 years ago. Someone broke into her house and stole her ring. And she had no idea. And she was like, how all the memories?

Well, 18 years later, someone found it. And they put it on Facebook. and boom, boom, people saw it, reconnected it, and then they met in front of the high school and gave her the ring back. So why don't you call, like, the pawn shops in North Carolina try to track a ring down lunchbox? You can make $600 by finding her ring.

Wow. Oh, yeah, you could get the reward. Okay. Where were you at? Fort Bragg? Well, I mean, I was in Southern Pines. I'd be like, I'm... There's a lot of Pond Shops.

In Fayetteville, that's where Fort Bragg is. I mean, but I lived in Southern Pines, so that's where my house is broken into. But, I mean, yeah, pawn shops everywhere there. I mean, do Pond Shops everywhere there. I mean, do Pond Shops. pawn shops buy class rings? And who buys those from the pawn shop?

Like, why would you want that? They'll take anything because after a while they could even just melt. I don't want to say this, but they could sell up for parts. Got it. You know, because my husband's Air Force Academy ring was also stolen, you would think if a pawn shop owner that got taken him, he'd be like, oh, this seems valuable and precious. Like, I need to contact this person or where did you get this?

Unless that person's like, oh, I got a hand over my class ring. And they act like it's there. Well, here's the issue, and I have friends that run pawn shops or used to run pawn shops, if they get something that they think is stolen and they go, hey, this is stolen, they have to give it back and they lost the money that they don't get like their money reimburse. Okay, yeah. And it's not like you're making a lot of money running a pawn shop, but sometimes you just go, okay, I'm not going to ask any questions.

He probably said, thank you, Ms. Moffitt, for bringing this ring in thinking it was you. All right, thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Mystery guest on tomorrow. Also, Granger Smith on tomorrow. We got a big show, the dance party. Tomorrow. I don't know what you're doing, but we will be here if you haven't heard by now tomorrow.

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