The Bobby Bones Show - Someone On The Show Has A Secret Exposed + Kelsea Ballerini Stops By & Announces Next Single

Episode Date: February 16, 2018

Eddie reveals a big secret about Lunchbox and Kelsea Ballerini stops by the studio to announce her next single Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Friday show. Good morning. Good morning. How about another round of name that 90s catchphrase. Okay. So we'll go back and forth. Lunchbox is the defending champion from earlier this week. Everybody, thanks for hanging.

If you're waking up with us, we appreciate it. We know it's early. And if you're listening to us later on the podcast, a pen of rose on your nose. It's probably 3 p.m. That ain't so hard. The people that are waking up early, that's awesome. Appreciate that.

Here we go. Amy, ready? Ready? I'll play the 90s catchphrase. Tell me the movie or TV show it's from. Titanic. Correct. Do you not know that one?

No, I know it. Okay. Come on, Jack. Fly, Jack. Ready lunch bikes? Yeah. Oh, I'm ab. Play it again?

Oh, clueless. Oh. Wow. Triced off. Amy. Yes. You're killing me, small. One more time.

You're killing me, smalls. The 90s. Killing me smalls I don't think it's the 90s Goonies No I'm sorry It's a sandlot You both got a movie

That you shouldn't have got Lunch came through with clueless Amy did not come through with the sandlot Lunchbox, you ready? Yeah Asthma vista, baby Terminator That is correct

Okay Every time you yell like that Sorry I get excited Like pull off the mic Just a bit You ever see a singer When they hit that high note They pulled away from the microphone a bit

So it doesn't rubble everyone's their drums. Do you know I'm talking about lunch when they go, and they back away? Yeah, no, you're talking about. Imagine you're a Mariah Carey when you yell. Okay.

You just got back away. So I'm like the best of all time. Basically. One of them, yes. Okay. Let's do this one. Ready? Name it.

Amy? Oh, oh, full, home improvement. Correct. Lunchbox already won. Yeah. But lunchbox for the victory lap. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Cowabung!

Ninja Turtle! All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Oh, he's running around now. He's running around. He's running around his chair. And they stay there. And they stay there. No, too, no.

He can't be stopped. I know. He's a man on a mission. Maybe next time. All he does is win. Man, they hate me because they hate me. Sandlot. All the way.

I do like how you backed away from the microphone that time. I did. I backed away. See? It felt good, right? I didn't feel the same, but. And we kept our eardrums intact. I'll work on my yelling.

Body bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This 13-year-old kid named Trenton, he's been diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, and that's when Children's Wish Foundation said, hey, we want to do a wish for you. You know, you have up to $6,000 to do whatever you want. So he thought about it.

You could get a baseball game. You can try to meet somebody famous. And he chose to take $6,000. And he took that money and brought clean water and sanitation to children living in poverty in Haiti. That's what he did with his wish. Love it. He's 13.

If you ask me that now, I'm still probably going to go. New shoes? Yeah. Like, I don't know that I'm mature enough. No. And this kid's 13 and did that. And fighting cancer. Trenton, good luck with your fight.

And what a good story, huh? We should all do that. We're not going to because they're like... But we can be inspired. I know. And I am. That's good. I see you.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. His producer Raymond in Washington, authorities arrested an 18-year-old teenager who was said to be planning an attack on a high school. The alleged plan was stopped by his grandma when she found his journal entries that talked about it. She called 911 and he's now in jail. In other news, weather news, tons of rain over the next 48 hours in the south and northeast. Some places it could turn to snow, they'll be careful on those roads. And finally, your Olympic medal count in first,

Norway with 19. The USA is in fifth with eight total medals. Amy loses everything, so I shouldn't be surprised by this, but Amy lost her laptop. Most everything, yeah. Yeah, and so she sent notes to everybody saying, have you seen my laptop? Now, I would understand if it were your keys or your phone, but you lost your laptop. Like laptop MacBook Air. It's really light. It is.

It's really small. It's one of the tiny ones, you know? It's still bigger than a tablet. And it costs a lot of money. So what happens? Well, I didn't know where I left it. I knew I had clearly left it somewhere, but I didn't know, and it had been hours. So then that's when I started sending out text message to anyone and everyone that had seen me yesterday, asking if they had seen me with a laptop.

I've seen you with a laptop. Where's the last place you saw me on my computer? And then did I leave my laptop there? Because I had been multiple places. So I texted all the places. I texted all the people. and nobody could respond. Nobody on this show, I sent everybody a text message.

Nobody had a response as to where my laptop was. They're not supposed to know where it is. I know. I was like, just in case, I left it at work if anybody has seen it because with kids these days, I don't have the luxury of just hopping in my car and driving back up to work to see if I left it somewhere. And I have other responsibilities.

So I just kept the mindset of it's going to pop up. It's going to be fine. My computer will be there. I did a bunch of work from my cell phone, which is pretty amazing. And a little bit more difficult. I prefer to have a computer. And then this morning when I showed up to work, what do you know? What was right underneath my microphone?

Wait, how was it there? I guess I left the hearing yesterday. Wait, why would you not think of the place that you leave it for work every day? Because I thought how, because I thought that would be so ridiculous. Like, how in the world, why would I leave my computer at work when I never have, after all these years, I mean maybe once or twice, but why would I leave my computer at work? That would be so dumb, but I did.

And it was still here. Nobody took it. And you know people take things around here. Why didn't you find your computer on your phone? Oh, the find my phone? I can do that. I didn't have time. You had time to text every single person but just not put it one button.

Oh, boy. Hey, so people that were born in the year 2000, and I'm talking about these 17-year-olds that are getting, in gold medals in the Olympics? Yeah. They don't know some stuff. For example, Red Gerard was born in June 2000. We were six months past Y2K when he was born.

Wow. People born in the year 2000 never lived in a world with monthly texting limits. They've never called the number sign a pound sign. They only know his hashtag. Oh, so true. Weird. The Backstreet Boys and InSink have been bands longer than they've been. been alive.

Wow. These 17-year-olds that are winning gold medals when they were born, Backstreet Boys and Insink already existed. They've never stepped in a blockbuster store,

which means they've never had to rewind anything. Be kind and rewind. Yes. And they've always had GPS. They've never had to look up directions or print them out or do MapQuest

and look them up online and then print them out and then follow the computer page. I still use MapQuest. No, but I'm talking about we used to print out the pages. And then take the white pages with us in the car. I know, I do that.

What? Why don't he just sit on your... Once you can't find her phone. She says her Matt question. The mommy bone show. Time for your positivity. We call it, Tell me something good. Yep.

Tell me something good. A Wisconsin second grader is being honored for keeping a cool head and getting help for her grandma whenever she had a medical emergency. Donna Bryan was driving. Her granddaughter was in the car. The grandma pulled over and then passed her. out. So the second grader knew what to do. She called 911. Told the dispatcher, her grandma couldn't breathe, stayed on the phone until emergency

responders got there. The grandma was fine, by the way, and they gave the little girl an award. Shout out. Yeah, that's cool. Amy, you're up. A janitor at a bank in Texas showed up for work, ready to just do his thing, clean the place. But his co-workers surprised him with a new best friend. His puppy had died, and he's worked at this bank for 30 years. So his co-workers got together and they got him a brain. new dog. Oh, that's cool. To lift his spirits. You know, he was just going to do a thing. I know there was a box on the table. He opened it up. New dog

inside. Lunch bikes. Fetched Fido of Flight. They saved 110 dogs and one cat from Oklahoma. It's a non-profit... They saved them from Oklahoma? Yeah, it's a non-profit organization. They took the pets out of Oklahoma and flew them to Oregon where they have no-kill shelters so they could find new homes. They were going to be euthanized in Oklahoma, so they saved them from Oklahoma.

I think you're giving all Oklahoma is a bad name. It's what it says in the story. It may have saved them from a rural in Oklahoma. Yeah, everyone in Oklahoma didn't do anything. I actually liked people in Oklahoma. Yeah, nice people. No, I'm not saying Oklahoma. And I love that organization too.

Yeah. Yeah. Fetch Fido, a flight, Roof, Roof. And I mean, 110 dogs and one cat got saved. Meow. That's cool. One cat. You have the weirdest.

I have a good cat. Meow. I have a good cat. I don't know what was lunchboxes? Meow. No. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah.

Bobby Bones Amy, do you think Morgan number two is cool? Yes. In what way? Well, I mean, she's young, she's hip, she knows everything. Why did you roll your eyes when you said that? Because, I mean, I'm not young anymore. I like her.

I like her. I hate so. I'm not hating, I just, I like, Morgan knows I like her. We get along. But yeah, I mean, I'm not the go-to hip girl anymore. I'm like the old mom. Which is fine.

I'm not an old mom at all. Yeah, Bobby's like, Amy, what kind of toys are kids into? I'm like, okay, I can tell you. And then now it's like Morgan knows what's up. Yeah, that's why we do this segment. What do 24-year-olds care about with Morgan number two? Whatever. The tiny house trend is not over, and now you can buy tiny houses online on Amazon for doorstep delivery.

Wait, what's a tiny house? It's like one of those compact houses that really just have like a kitchen and a bedroom, and you can take them on the go and basically travel with them. It's for the millennials that are into a minimal lifestyle. Wait, you can live in these things? Yes. Yeah. Do you just put it on, you squat on someone's laying?

No, you can pull it with a hitch. Yeah, it's like some of the younger people just aren't into possessions. But where do you put it? You put it on your tiny lot. Whatever you want, dude. You haven't seen this? It's on TV all the time. That's a show.

Wait, so Morgan number two, if someone had a tiny house and I said, hey, just park it in my backyard. Could they move into my backyard and live there? Basically, yeah. Yeah, it's that tiny. Wow, do we have a picture of this I can see? It looks like a camper show. Yeah. Just like a little more modern.

Because I used to live in a camper. No, there's something that look like houses, like real houses. Like wood and. Yeah. And how much do they cost? What's the, do you know? I mean, they range from like $40,000 to like $150,000. It just depends what you want.

If I'm going to spend $150,000, it's going to be on a real life house. Exactly. I'm going to spend on a tiny house. Well, it's normally equipped with all the things you need and all these gadgets to make your tiny house still awesome and eco-friendly. Is there a tiny sink? Yeah. No, no, everything's normal size. It sounds like micro machines?

No, no, no. Those are cool, though. Okay. Thank you, Morgan, number two. Yep. Wow. What do 24-year-olds care about with Morgan number two? Whatever. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Arkansas. A 23-year-old waitress was busted for fraud after she stole a customer's credit card number and ordered stuff to her own house. Oh, wow. I didn't think about that because people do steal cards, but you wouldn't want to order it to your residence.

Yes. You buy a P.O. Box said, huh? Probably something. The customer said, man, I felt like she was taking a long time with my credit card. And when I looked at some charges, they ordered two wigs, a couple other items, and send them directly to her own house. You know, I've for years said, I don't understand how we give our credit cards to someone. Let them take it back to a dark room. Bring it back to us.

But then we just, I just hope my identity never gets stolen. Well, you just gave me your credit card to go hide with. Yeah, they could just easily write it down real quick. Or just take a picture of it. With the phone. Oh, these days, yeah. Done. Easy.

Good point. Good point. I could go to the bathroom. Yeah. I give my credit card over the phone sometimes from ordering something, and I'm thinking, they're having to write it down real quick. They're like, we'll call you after we run it. Or we'll do social.

Which social? Uh-huh. So scary. So I just lead with my social at any point. I know it calls at this point. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bowles

So I'm in California this morning I'd like to present the scenario Amy You tell me what you would have done, okay? Okay This morning I'm taking a ride to the radio station And the Uber driver goes Hey

Wow, you're Ryan Seacrest Now what would you have done if you were me He was really excited Oh you say Oh that's so awesome to think that I'm him But oh I'm not Ryan I'm Bobby Bones Lunchbox what would you have done?

done. Yeah, man, you want me to sign something for you? We can get a picture when I get out. We can do a selfie, whatever, anything you need. He was so excited. And then when I said, I'm going to the radio station, he was like, oh. And so he said, hey, you're Mr. Ryan Seacrest. And I said, what I said was, yeah, I'm going to the radio station. He's like, oh, this is so cool. And they let me out, and I went into the station. Okay, so you didn't take a pick and go far with it. I didn't, but I also didn't tell him I wasn't.

but he was so excited that I might have been Ryan Seacrest that I just let him be happy about it. Yeah, okay. Is that okay? Yeah, I see what you did there. I like it. It would have been a little much. I'd feel so bad for the guy if you took a picture with him and then he goes to show his family or friends and they have to break it to him. Like, that's all right in secret.

But we're okay with what I did. Yeah. And I get this. Last night, I'm in an Uber and we're sitting in a traffic light and a bus hit us. What? Oh, that's awesome. Are you serious? Yes.

You guys got hit by a bus? Yes. Yes. You got rear-ended by a bus? No, no. Side-swiped? Yes. We're sitting there in the left, not the left lane, but the left side of the lane.

There are two lanes. And a bus comes up and just nails us on the right side of the car. So then what? Then I start going, a bus hit us! A bus hit us! And so the guy thought the bus wasn't going to stop. So he starts going, gets a license plate. And we're chasing the bus.

Well, we're like 20. Well, we're chasing the bus trying to get the license plate to the bus. We got the bus number, and then we pulled over, and the guy got out and had a conference with the bus driver and took his information. That's crazy. It was amazing because nobody got hurt. I think both me and the Uber and the people in the bus all had the most exciting five minutes, ten minutes that they've had in a long time. Wow. I mean, it scared the crap out of me.

But our car got hit by a bus. Wow. The bus was driving crazy, too. It should have never tried to fit into where it fit. But you know how bus driver is all right. Yeah, I know they try to fit where they're not supposed to fit. That's right. Hey, are you injured at all?

My neck hurts a little bit. I'm glad you had. I mean, we can get some lawyers. I guess I should just get checked out just in case, right? Yeah, you might want to go to the hospital for that back pain. Amy, did you ever call about your fall at the airport? No, this just reminded me that I had not done that yet. There's no yet.

It's past time. What? Yeah. I can still have footage. My back is still icky looking. Have you got the footage from the airport, though, just to post on our website? No. I pay good money for that.

Okay. Top dollar to watch you fall at the airport. Top dollar? How much? He said top dollar. I'll sell it to you. Top dollar. Do you see Jennifer Anderson and Justin Thoreau are getting divorced?

I did. Oh, you mean breaking up? Are they married? No, they're married, yeah. Oh, I thought that they were just dating forever. I think that happened too. But I saw the announcement. and I just felt bad for her again.

It's like she can't have a win in the relationship column. I guess that was a win, but now they're... I don't know. I just feel bad for her because I think she's a good person. Because I'm friends. She's a good character. You don't know her. I was like, what is that? I'm just saying, I feel like she's a good person.

I feel like she's getting a raw deal at all these dudes. But what if she's the one that was ending the relationship, though? You know, she has a good job at Ralph Lauren. Okay, yes. What? That's Monica. I mean... No.

We're talking about Rachel. Sorry, guys. I don't know. Oh, my goodness. Also, Bobby, I mean, you could look at it like she had, she split with Brad Pitt, but he just recently split with Angelina, so he, poor Brad. Oh. No, not poor Brad.

And half of Hollywood, or no, more than half of Hollywood. When do these relationships ever last? I just feel bad for her, okay? Let me feel bad for her. But I saw that was announced yesterday. I will give you the nickname of a famous artist. You tell me who the real artist is. Okay.

An example. The King, a rock and roll. Oh, Elvis. You ain't not to go out of hound dog a cry. Ready? Ready. The man in black. Johnny Cash.

Correct. I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down. Whose nickname was, the boss. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bruce Springsteen. Nice, that is, nice. Yeah. How about this one?

The Godfather of Soul or the hardest working man in show business. Okay, hold on. The Godfather of Soul. I know. It's on the tip of my tongue. Come on. Get it out. Three seconds.

No, I need another hint. Just a tiny one. It's a huge. Here you go. Ready for the hand? Yeah. I'll play you a clip of the song. There you go. James Brown!

I told you, it's right there. I'm not giving you that point though. Oh, get back. Get on up. I feel good. Oh, man. Oh, so right there. Kim?

The possum. It's on the tip of my time. She's... Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Because I know it. Oh.

Eddie? No! Don't you take it from me? I got it. Let's say it together. Okay. Okay, you guys say it together. One, hold on.

It's right here. Two, three. George Jones. There you go. I just needed a tiny hint and I would have given it. I know. Jojo, Joe, George Jones. She said it like a chupon or Woody Woodpecker.

Okay, what else? I was so close. You were. Yeah, it was. No, you were. Okay, okay. It's the queen of country. Dolly

Nice Don't touch you Okay hammer The Prince of Darkness What on Earth You don't know this one I don't think so I know this one

Marilyn Manson No That's a good guess Eddie Context clues Prince of Darkness Prince No

No That would mean his name's in the clue The Prince of Darkness He's not a kid he's not a king he's a prince darkness darkness now we're on to something

darkness darkness would be someone that's dark right that's not bright right and he come on Ozzy Osborne you should have said he ate a bat

yeah but that's telling you exactly who it is did you know that Amy? Did you know that was Ozzy? No no she would have guessed it okay all right one more yeah yeah me the purple one Prince. I give you a C-plus.

Man, whatever. I had George Jones. No. And James Brown. You miss both those when I look back. There's a show I do from my house. And Lady Annabelleam has Hillary, Charles, and Dave Haywood.

And Hillary and Charles are the lead singers and Dave's the guy that really is the man behind the music. And Dave was talking. about how he just knew music. He never understood the challenge of it because he just knew it. It was a talent. It was like running fast. But his dad wanted him to be a dentist because his dad did that. Would he have liked you to be a dentist? He wanted me to be. He wanted me to be. I mean, he, you know, he would bring home little exercises that his students would do when I was young

where you have to work with chalk and work with your hands and, like, form things. And I tried it a few times. I just wasn't any good at it. I loved it this podcast. Like I said, Dave, if you're listening BFFs, huh? Huh? BOMBY. Yeah, it was good. I mean Bobby. Yeah, it was good. So search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes.

With Dave Haywood from Lady Annabella. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So over the past few weeks, we've seen Dirk's Bentley with this mustache. Some people liked it. Some people didn't. But someone finally convinced him to shave it off.

Ah, praise. Praise. It wasn't really, yeah, it was not good. But it wasn't easy for him to do. There's a video. You can check it out if you want to Bobby Bones.com. Hey, let me say this.

I know Dirk's is probably listening right now. He listens when he works out every single morning. I just want to say, hey, Dirk's. I'm glad you shaved it off, buddy. Yeah. Shout out. You're looking kind of dirty Mario Brothers

kind of thing there. All right, what else? It's a movie day. So in theaters, you got Early Man, 84% positive on Rotten Tomatoes and Black Panther with 98% positive. Wow. Two good movies, I guess.

Sounds like it, yeah When's the last time you've seen an adult movie, Amy, a movie that's not for kids? Exactly. New Mom Alert, thank you. There you go, wrap her up. I'm Amy, that's your 30 seconds getting. I was watching some Olympics last night

and this American figure skater nails a quadruple lutz. Did anyone see this? No. It's four turns. It's unbelievable. He's the first person. to ever nail a quadruple lutz.

Wow. And the only reason I'm excited because he's the first person to ever do it and he's an American. And so I watched it over and over and over again. And had they not told me it was important, I wouldn't have known.

But they did tell me it's important so it is. But it's four rotations. And he did the most difficult program. He messed up a little bit, but they still expect him to do well. And that's my full Olympic coverage. And he's only 17.

That's what's crazy. That's right. He's a kid. He's one of those people who didn't know the backstreet boys were not a thing. Remember that? Yes. Yeah. Also, curling was on and I saw lunchbox. Were you the one talking about curling? Yeah, I watched it for like two hours and we ended up losing by a point to the Italians. And I just want to say you owe them an apology. You said, oh, I could do curling if I started practicing now.

There is no chance you could do curling. It is a lot more in athletic than you realize. They have to pay attention and avoid the other rocks that are on the, I'm not. while they're sweeping and they're moving. You have to be super flexible. It is a lot harder than I thought it was, and I got to give them credit. I just think that if I practice long enough, here are the things I could be good at.

One, bowling, two, pull, three, curling. I think if I just put in the time, I could be an expert at any of those three. Does anyone disagree? Yeah. Yeah, probably all three of those. I don't disagree. But there's something to,

Two, they're being an effort-based sport. These people have to put in a lot of practice to do that well. But the curling just looks like he sweeps mice. No, you have to know the angles of where you're going to throw it. How much precision to throw it with. It's amazing. And their flexibility is really impressive. Around the room, what's your interest in the Winter Olympics right now?

Amy, 1 through 10. 2? Lunchbox? 8. Wow. I've gone up. Eddie? I'm about.

six because it's good family watching TV. Yeah, you're right about that. I'm going to put it at about a two as well. Did you guys know that guy nailed a quadruple Lutz, though? I just watched it. It's amazing. I saw it too. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, good morning, good morning. If you're in Colorado Springs or Albuquerque or Pittsburgh or New Orleans, I'm coming to town. Just go to Bobby Bonescomedy.com. You can come watch me tell jokes. I'd love to see everybody.

And that would be awesome. Bobby Bonescomedy.com if you want to come to a show. Over to Amy now, speaking of jokes with The Morning Corny. Here we go. The Morning Corny! Have you heard about the top secret bakery? I have not. It's on a need to do basis.

There it is. On the Bobby Bones show now. Kelsey Bellarini. Council of Balleraine is here. Good morning. You good? I'm great. How are you?

I was watching, I'm good. I was watching some of your Augusta show from, I guess, this last weekend. Yeah. On your Instagram. Yeah. It was my first weekend out. It was so fun. It looked at like a really big venue.

It was the most tickets I've ever sold by myself, which was really cool. You know, I took a little bit of time off over the holidays to just kind of like settle into life for a minute. And I was really nervous getting back into it. I just didn't know. I don't know. I didn't know if people were going to show up. I didn't know if I was still going to be able to put on a show that was entertaining. And it was just cool to see people show up.

And I don't know. It was really special. Do you freak out because, so I go around, I do stand up, but I watch the ticket counts. Oh, 200%. Oh, yeah. I get on the Internet? I'm the worst. Yes.

Yep. I watch the ticket count. I watch the charts. I do everything. Everyone tells you not to do. And then I feel worse about myself and I have less confidence when a show isn't selling so well. Uh-huh. Oh, it drives me crazy.

Uh-huh. And we shouldn't be like that. No. But obviously we're searching for approval if we're out on a stage anyway. It's part of being like in the entertainment industry. We need approval. Man. Here's from Augusta.

That's a lot of people. I know. I know. It was cool. That's awesome. We play the whole new album top to bottom and then the encore is the first four singles. And so just to see everyone be patient and then at the end like it just feels like a hug from your old friend. I get it.

So it's unapologetically from the album. track one and then you come back. Yeah. Oh. Wow. So they know those. I would like that. If I knew what an artist was going to play, I would like that and I would do homework.

To like listen to the album. To listen to the album. Yeah. It's also a smart move on your part because then they buy more albums going, I want to get ready for the Kelsey Ballerini show. I just, I love albums. I think that's how you get to know an artist, you know, by the whole thing. Before you came in, I had them ask you your favorite three songs right now. Yeah.

So I don't know what they are, but what do you have? You're the song right now, like in current life, your favorite three songs right now? Yep, homemade dynamite by Lord. Okay. Oh, this is called Khalid, too. Amy, do you know this song? I don't. I'm trying to act like I do.

I noticed you really getting down. I thought, oh, my hell, it's Amy Jam. It's just a cool record. What else? Meeting of Life, Kelly Clarkson. Do you know Kelly? Yes. You like her?

I love Kelly. Actually, I don't know if you guys have seen this. The voice just did a new promo. And the whole thing's kind of like poking fun at country music. The porch one? Yes. Okay, so Kelly's part in this video is she's like standing in a field and she has this giant long train on. And she's like, I'm Kelly Clarkson in a field with a really, really, really long train.

And it looks just like the Peter Pan music video. And I was like, oh my God, my idol just made fun of me. I feel really good about this right now. Give me one more. Kelsey Ballerini is here. I forgot what I put third. Oh, no, delicate. Taylor Swift.

Is it cool that I said all that? Yeah. Is it too soon to do this yet? Because I know that it's delicate. Lots of a girl power there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That wasn't even on purpose.

I swear. Oh, I believe you. You don't have to verify to me. You know this one, Amy? No. Man, when did you get the kids? Not cool. Amy.

I know. I'm checked out a little bit. The kids came? A little bit. She checked out. A little bit. It's all right. I know some of the cool songs right now.

I just have to hear them and then I could tell you if I know it. Does your mom pressure you by kids since you're married now? Speaking to kids? Oh, God, no. Nope. Yeah, too soon. Yeah, too soon. I'm 24, you know. But you're also, and I can say this coming from the South, we're both from the South.

Yeah. At 24, that's about the kid time. Your, you know, clock is ticking. If you're going to have seven kids, you need to start now. Seven kids feels really aggressive to me. No, you know, I don't know. I'm so new to all of this world, and I'm still really young, and it'll happen one day. I really want to.

We both do, but just not soon. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Kelsey Bellarini. All right, finish the sentence, Kelsey. Anybody who knows me knows that I love, Blank. Chicken nuggets. Do you know what? I just had this conversation with John, the photographer, because he was shooting for me.

Sure? Yes. He's the best. So we were shooting, and we were talking about, he had shot for you, I think, the night before he shot for me. And he goes, you know, he didn't. knows we're friends. He goes, you know what Kelsey loved? I said what? He goes, chicken nuggets. I do. And expensive champagne. She goes, after the show, she has 99% chicken nuggets and really expensive champagne. Well, it was just because it was the first night of the tour. It's not like a normal

occurrence. But yeah, we were all on the bus and it was so funny. We had Vuv. Do you people know what that is? Voove. What is that? I don't know. It's champagne. I don't know anything about champagne. I just know that it's champagne and it's good. So we just had Vuv and Nuggets. And we were all looking around the bus just like, what are we doing? right now. It was random, but I don't know. We had the conversation. That's a small world. Isn't he so good? He's so good. And his wife's the home edit. Yes. I know.

I just saw that because Kelly Bannon posted about that and I didn't know that. Oh, you didn't? No, I never put two and two together. First time I met him, I was like, your home edit's husband. And what the home edit is is they organize your house. They did my closet. Oh my gosh. Yeah. They have a TV show that's coming out.

Really? The home edit is. Do you know that? And they have a partnership with Target and the book deal coming. And it all started organizing closets here in Nashville and now they're basically worldwide and they're a good follow on Instagram which is how I got to know them and now we're Instagram friends. We're supposed to get together. They came to my house. They ever come to your house?

No, no, no. I think I got in a gift bag. You did. From the CMAs when I present the CMAs. It's like, that's like a tiny percentage of what it costs. I think you ended up paying more. Oh. Don't worry. Dang it. Okay. I know for now I'm going to have to use them. I'm going to have to keep organizing myself but maybe one day.

What is your signature scent? Because we have We have BK's scent roaming room, right, Eddie? Oh, yeah, it's like patchouly. Yeah. BK. He sent some pajamas

in his cologne or something. You're joking. Is this his scent? Yeah, that's BK's scent. It's in a bag. Wait. Why does he have a scent?

Is he, oh. BK. B.K. from Florida, Georgia lines. Yeah. Let's smell this. What do you think about that? Smells like pachuli. How do you smell like that, read?

Settle? I mean, it's nice. What is your scent? I don't think I have one. I use different perfumes all the time, so I don't really think I have a signature scent. Amy, what is yours? I don't know. Do I have one? I like vanilla-y, subtle.

You know what is one you gave me about 10 years ago that I still dabble with from time to time. It's like, and now I'm 37, this seems odd, but it's like this cotton candy flavor. I remember that. Do you remember buying me that? Yeah, I got it from Victoria's Secret. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I remember buying it for a good Christmas. It's not underwear. It's a smell. Yeah. It's all in the same family, but it's okay. It's okay. Like that, but not overpowering.

Yeah. I don't know. Kelsey Ballerini's here, and her song's about to go number one this week, which, by the way, congratulations again. Thank you. There it is. There it is. And I tell you, this song, it fought. It fought the hard fight.

Yeah. Yeah, it still is. We'll see what happens. No, no. You're good at this point. But you fought the hard fight, and you got another one. It feels good. I mean, we were texting about it at one point.

I just, you know, first single from the second record is really intimidating, so it's cool to see that it's working. You have an instrument and a player. We know, we know Reed. You know Reed. We know Reed. You know Reed. I didn't know that you were going to bring us music, though, so what are we going to do here? Surprise.

We're going to play a song in honor of Valentine's Day this week. How's your voice? I'm not used to touring. It's a little rough, but it's okay. Are you sure? Yeah. We can always just say no. No.

Okay. Kelsey Ballerini is here. Are you ready to play? I'm ready to play. You need to tell us what it is or are we just going to figure it up? This is the next single. This is called I Hate Love Songs. Oh, I know this song. I like this song.

Hey. Yeah, this one. I hate love songs. Yeah, this is the jam. It's almost like a doo-wop country song. Yeah. I just haven't done anything like it yet. Okay.

Here's Kelsey Ballerini with I Hate Love Songs. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now

and thank you for listening to the show and sorry about all the legal stuff. Kelsey, good to see you. Thank you. Good to see you too. Congratulations. Very good to see you, buddy. Yep, and that's Kelsey Ballerini. Everybody say, about to Kelsey. Bye, Kelsey. Get your Bobby Bones on. Someone on the show has been keeping a secret

and someone told on them and that's normally how the show works. somebody's always the rat so they can get air time. So, I love that, by the way. So I want to bring in our producer Eddie. Eddie is our video editor. Eddie sits 90 degrees to my right. And so our producer Eddie whispers in my ear.

Hey, guess what? And I was like, oh my goodness. And so now to reveal a secret, producer Eddie, Eddie. I don't know why he does this. Go ahead. But on Valentine's Day, he told us, Lunchbox said that he played a soccer game and didn't do anything romantic for his wife for Valentine's Day, right? That's what he said.

Yes. Lucky for me, my wife and his wife talk, and he did probably the most romantic thing I've ever heard, Bones. What? Now we're ready. Yeah, right. And we would have never known if my wife wouldn't have gotten this text from his wife. Okay. So everybody listening, if you missed it, Lunchbox said, I ain't doing nothing.

I'm playing a soccer game. I went home and she's asleep. We did nothing, maybe next year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he said. You're saying, Eddie, contrary, Montferre. Bones, he lied to us. Okay, what do you do?

Bones, he sent a quartet, a singing quartet to her work, and they showed up and sang love songs to her, like, 50 style, you know, like four guys with, like, we love you. Like barbershop? Yes. Oh, my goodness. And she said, so his wife sent my wife a video. I have the audio. What? Yeah, yeah, I have the audio.

Ray, play the audio. Okay. Now, this is breaking news. Yeah. Why did you do this? First of all, is this true lunchbox? Yeah, that went down. Okay. Why? Did you keep it from us? You guys didn't ask me what I did during the day. You said, what did I do at night?

Yeah, why wouldn't you, you should be proud of that? Dude, that is so baller. Look, guys, I sent a barbershop quartet to my wife's work. They surprised her and they sang. in front of everybody there and embarrassed her and it was romantic and they gave her a flower and a box of chocolates and they sang her two songs

and why did you send them to her? Because I thought it'd be funny. No, because you love her. Yes, you love her. And she loved it. That you wanted something out. Okay, I'd like to say something about lunchbox. He comes on the air and acts like he's this big, brer. Lunchbox works a kid power, volunteers his time.

Lunchbox sends his wife, very romantic singers. He just doesn't want people to know for some reason. Right. But I'm going to tell you, if he wasn't a good dude, he wouldn't be on this show. I just don't know why you won't talk about the good things that you do. I do talk about the good things. You guys asked me if I took her to dinner or I played my soccer game. And I played my soccer game.

That was the only question. No, no, no. You built the whole thing up like a bit. You're like, I want to talk about if I'm playing soccer or not for Val. Valentine's. Correct. Okay. I was trying to take that off of that

because I just thought that was something between her and I. Oh, you wanted to be secret. You sent her a public barbershop quartet. And look, she was so proud of it. She sent it to my wife, dude. Yeah. Well, lunchbox, that's a good move. You're a good dude.

Yeah, you're a good guy. I know I'm a good dude. Okay, well, then share that with us. I try to. He doesn't want to seem vulnerable and loving. but you are you're a good dude Hey You're kind and I like that

Those guys sounded pretty good Hey you're kind You're a kind person Yes you are I'm loving person I'm okay all right Ray We're gonna hit the quartet again Or hit the stinger or something

Get out of here The stinger Lunch is using radio terminology now That he's never using his life Well we need to hit our quarter hour clock So let's hit the stinger and get out of here Like what Okay

Lunch Bogg out I'll end it with that I know you're feeling awkward, but we're real proud of everybody. Okay, all right. Hit the quartet. Hit the Stinger Ray. Thank you. The Bobby Bone Show. You guys know who Elizabeth Hurley, the actress is, right?

Yes. She's 52, and she just told a story about her son, Damien, who's 15. He shoots all her sexy bikini photos that she posts on Instagram. That's so funny. No, he doesn't. Yeah, yeah. She's lying. She has 833,000 followers, and her 15-year-old.

son takes all the hot bikini pictures. Is that creepy or awesome? Amy? Creepy. Lunch box? Awesome. It's his mom, though. I'm not saying, I'm saying it's cool that they have that relationship where she doesn't

feel uncomfortable. I'm just saying she's hot and so I appreciate the pictures. But wouldn't it be weird if, for us guys, we were taking pictures of our mom in her bikini or for Amy, her dad in like a banana hammock? And I'm 15. Yeah, like that's That just seems Maybe in Hollywood

They do it different Yeah, she doesn't Have anybody else I know I thought the same thing She surely has other people Even friends Here's a story

Dead skin cells Could be slowing down your computer Yeah Because you're typing all the time And it's going into the keyboard Yeah Isn't that crazy I mean

Not really if you think about it It's disgusting Dust food and other junk builds up in your computer mostly dead skin cells. I don't even like... A woman goes through baggage security in the x-ray machine every time

because she doesn't want her handbag to leave her hand because it's so expensive. So she doesn't ship it through. You know how you put something on the handrail or the little baggage screener at the airport and it goes through on the little turntable, whatever that is? She doesn't do that.

She goes all the way through the x-ray machine herself because she doesn't want to let go over bag. Come on, guys. What? There's no way that's real. It is real. I have the story. It's written in the news, so it has to be real. I always say. But imagine that you have a bag that costs thousands of dollars, because obviously that's what this is. Would you just let it out of your site?

I mean, I let my wallet out of my site because it has a credit card in it when it goes through there. I see people put their... She's literally going through the x-ray machine that the bags go through. Oh, like, she lies on the belt and goes through it? It shows her body next to all the... But yes, I'm not kidding. Okay, I get it now. That's funny. I think you guys were missing thinking...

That just doesn't seem real. Lunchbox doesn't believe it. I'm looking at the picture right now. That's allowed? I guess it is at this airport. Now I get it. That's funny. Yeah, that is funny.

By the way, here's a question for you. Mac and cheese. Amy, what does Mac stand for in mac and cheese? Macaroni? I thought the same thing. What? Is it not? Does it not?

Well, there's a debate. on line that Mac actually stands for macaroni and cheese. M.A.C. Yeah. M.A. M.A. M.C. Macaroni and cheese. But that's what Mac stands for. Yeah. What do you think it stands for? No, no, you're missing it. You're missing it. That's the whole thing. Oh, what? No. Because then you're doubling up on the cheese. Yeah. Isn't doubling up on the cheese awesome? You're like macaroni and cheese and cheese? Yeah. There's a debate online. I thought it, and I still think it's macaroni. It is a coincidence that MAC stands for macaroni and cheese, right?

It is quite the coincidence. Also Lent and Lunchbox didn't know what he was giving up. And he's ready to announce it now if you guys want to hear this. We're ready. Of course, yes. Okay. Lunchbox, you're very religious. Very religious.

I'm Catholic to the bone. Okay. Through and through. Through it through. Yeah. So for Lent this year, I have decided that when I walk my dogs, I will pick up their dog poop. That's good. That's great.

This is a huge step. Because he doesn't do it. He doesn't. And now we know he's at least going to do it for 40 days. That's 40 poops. Lunchbox, stop clapping yourself. He's the only one clapping, really. But should something be celebrated that should already be done?

For example, if I said, you know what? For 40 days, I'm going to stop at all stop signs. Should that be celebrated? No, but lunchbox is special. Oh. Dang. That's hardcore. A, I don't appreciate that term.

No, I mean, we treat it differently. Like, we're proud of you. Yeah, yeah, I understand what you're saying. I got it. I got this. I got it. But it's a difference of opinion. It's not right or wrong.

You guys think it's wrong. I think it's right to leave the poop. So I have decided to do something about it. I'm trying to see it from your perspective and I'm changing something for myself for 40 days. And you know what? That's a special perspective. and we enjoy that about you.

Yes. Okay, buddy? You guys are mean. Okay, little buddy? You good little buddy? All right. Just checking in. Make sure you're doing a good job at it, okay?

All right. Lunchbox's mom has an obsession with Luke Ryan. Oh, yeah, for sure. What has she done that you feels creepy in the past about Lou? Oh, she texts me all the time. The first time she ever saw him in concert was at the I-Heart festival a couple years back, and she goes, oh, my goodness. love the way he shakes it. He can shake it for me

anytime he wants. She takes that to her son? Yes. And then whenever he comes on an award show or anything, she goes, oh, I just love the way he moves it. Look at those jeans. Just absolutely inappropriate things, in my opinion. So, Luke Bryan's playing

our IHeart Country Festival this year. It's Luke. It's Keith Urban, Marin Morris, Luke Combs. I mean, it's a really great lineup. Sugar Land. John Party. Yeah, but Lunchbox's mom just wants to go see Luke again. She hears the lineup.

She texts me. My man, Luke is coming back to see Mama. Oh, she texted you. Are you reading a text? Yeah. Then 30 minutes later, I don't respond because I'm grossed out. She's text. Luke knew Mama needed to see him shaking it up close and personal, so he's coming back.

Oh, no. Mama. So I ignored her. That night, tell Luke to wear ear plugs because I'm going to be screaming at him, gross, disgusting, and inappropriate. So will you let her meet him? Will you try to set that up? If she wants to meet him, I will ask the people if my mom can meet Luke.

I'm just worried that she'll get a little handsy. And Luke doesn't like that. He has a no hands rule. Yeah, but it's a rule. On the butt. Rules get broken all the time. They're meant to be broken. Oh, man.

Yeah. They're meant to be broken. And he has said he's not wearing as tight of jeans anymore since the last time She saw him because he wants girls to focus on other things instead of just that. Would you let your mom meet him or would you just be worried that she would embarrass you? I'd let her meet him. I do some embarrassing stuff to embarrass her. So if she wants to embarrass me, go for it.

So if she wants to meet Luke and we can make that happen, I'll let her do it. Well, I hope everybody comes to our I heart country festival. Bobbybones.com. You can see what tickets are on. So I'll be hosting it. I think it's our best I heart country festival yet. We're going to be giving away trips too. soon here on this show.

Amazing. Like just our show. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Your mom already lives there. Yeah, mama's going. Okay. The Babba ball show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's a big toothbrush debate happening online right now. And pretty much you either wet your toothbrush before you put in your mouth the toothpaste or you don't. Okay, so what do you do? We'll go around the room. Do you wet your toothbrush before toothpaste goes on it or do after toothpaste goes on it? Amy. I wet it.

it. You wet the bristles first. Yes. Okay. Lunchbox, do you wet it? I put it after the tooth face is on. Okay, okay, okay. That's when it gets wet.

All right, Eddie, do you wet it? I wet it before, I wet it as soon as I grab it. Right. Everybody, yes, that's like the thing to do. But every, but we all wet it. Yeah. I wet it immediately. Exactly.

I turn the hot water on and I wet it because it can just to kill germs. Then I put the toothpaste over it. But Lunchbox is the only one. who wets it later. Interesting. Okay. Amy, what else? So some people are upset with McDonald's because they've done something crazy with their happy meal. They've taken away the cheeseburger and the chocolate milk. What do you mean they've taken away the cheeseburger?

It says McDonald's announced it's taking cheeseburgers and chocolate milk away from the happy meal. So just a hamburger? They made the change to promote some of their healthier options, but here's the deal. I'm here to tell you. Customers can still order it by special request. It's like the secret menu. Yeah, okay. I love a McDonald's cheeseburger.

I love McDonald's fries. I don't eat them a lot because I don't eat fast food a lot. But when I do, I love that. My favorite fast food things. I love Taco Bell, single tacos. Oh, yeah. Just a crunchy taco, no frills. I could probably put 20 of them down for dinner.

20. I love Taco Bell, the McDonald's fries. Your favorite fast food item, period. Amy, go. Chick-fil-A, waffle fries. Money, that's a good pick. That's a good pick. I'm clavip for you here. Like Chick-fil-A sauce? Lunchbox. Windy's frosty.

Oh, that's a good one, too. You could dip fries in it, too. Producer-ready. Waterburger, number one. Waterburger, number one, playing with cheese and mayonnaise-only. You can't pick a whole meal. You have to. That's all I get.

I have to. Everything comes at once. It's with the Dr. Pepper. You got the cheeseburger, toasted on both sides with fries. It comes together. Okay. That's a cheater. That's like going, yes, Jeannie. I make a wish to make more wishes.

You can't do the am. Amy, what else? So a woman was riding the subway in New York and she spotted this guy she was really attracted to. He happened to be wearing yellow shoes. So she thought that was enough to maybe throw an ad up on Craigslist. Like, you know, like we missed each other. Yeah, misconnection.

Misconnection, yes. Well, a hotel got wind of her ad and they decided to turn her into this 20-foot mural in Brooklyn inviting the man to meet her on Valentine's Day. Okay, so did they put a picture of her up or a picture? picture of what she says he look like or just words? Oh, good question. I don't know all the details. They put the ad up. Okay, so

it was words. I think what she was looking for. Yeah, words. That's interesting. So did he ever surface? To my knowledge, they did not spend Valentine's Day together, but there's still hope. The ad is still up. Okay. I like that, though. That's cool. Yeah, I know. I'll keep you all posted. And it looks like millennials are saying

yes to the less expensive dress. Wedding gowns? Did you know, like, we just had, like, the most expensive wedding year on average ever? I didn't know that. $35,000 to throw a wedding here in America. Let me ask our millennial Morgan number two, who's 24 years old, Morgan number two, are you close to getting married right now or no? I mean, I'm, like, maybe halfway there.

Okay, so when you think of a wedding dress, how much do you think it's spending on one? I mean, at the most, maybe, like, 800 or a thousand, like, that's at the most. But Bobby, I know you're like, You're out of your mind. For a lot of girls, that's on the, like, me. Me, I spent $199. But I have some girlfriends that spent in the thousands. Okay.

They're nuts. So I know. Why can't you rent a dress? Do they not have those? You can. And I have even, as a bridesmaid, I've rented a dress before. And it was actually amazing because you end up spending so much money on bridesmaid's dresses and you'll never wear it again.

But my point of this little article is, is younger girls. They don't feel the need to spend a ton of money on their dress. And they're putting some bridal shops out of business because they're not wanting to spend the thousands. Well, I'd like to say Morgan number two, I appreciate your honesty and also your nuts. So thank you very much. Some people's cakes cost that much. Well, they're even more nuts. That's it.

I'm done. Rapper up, Amy. That was Amy's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bones show. I do a show from my house called The Bobbycast. So Dave Haywood from Lady Anabellum came over And when you see Lady A, you know it's three people

And there's Hillary Scott and Charles Kelly They're both the lead singers And there's Dave Haywood Who basically is the brains behind the operation He really Like he's just a musical genius And I sat with them and talked But we talked to as big as they are

And the big as they got People still go, hey, when's the Lady A get here? Yeah, here's Dave Haywood I mean we were just on an arena tour, right? backstage at Bridgestone, I heard a security guard say, well, what time does the lady get here? And I was like, wow. You know, it's just, it really, it's great humble pie. The lady.

The lady. Yeah, search Bobbycast on Iheart radio or iTunes. I want to be Dave Haywood's best friend after this. Wow. Yeah, it was one of those where afterward we stayed and talked to, and that doesn't happen a lot. Maybe three times. Ooh, you should do a later, like wait later. After the cast?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike in South Dakota. Yes, sir. What up, my friend? No, not much. How about yourself? Man, just doing this show. I love doing the show, but it's early.

What are you doing up so early? Oh, I'm kind of, well, I got to work early, too. Yeah, what's your job? I haul fuel. Ooh, is that risky? Because what if a match gets into the tank? Well, let's just hope that doesn't happen. But what happens?

You're driving a lot of fuel, so I guess, are there extra precautions because you're carrying something that could explode? Well, yeah, I just got to look out for myself, do what I can, and hope somebody, you know, doesn't throw a cigarette out the window, I suppose, or something. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah, that's a crazy job. How did you get a job doing that?

Oh, just, I don't know. I've been doing it for quite a while. I guess I don't know how I started, really, but just applied. Is that a big truck you drive? I actually drive a tank wagon. And I don't drive the real big, the transport, semi. I just drive a smaller one and more local and farmers in construction and fill up their equipment, tanks and things like that.

Yeah, I'll still be scared. I'm just telling you, I don't care how big it is. I don't care if it's a camper shelf full of fuel. I'm scared. Anyway, what can I help you with? I'm sorry, I sidetracked you here. No, no, I'm just curious. I was wondering how lunchbox got the name Lunchbox.

Do you want the real answer or Lunchbox is a lie? You pick. I would like the real answer. Lunchbox, would you like to give them the real answer or the lunchbox lie? I'll tell them my answer. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. As in third grade, I wanted a Superman lunchbox from Walmart for school. My mom wouldn't buy it for me, so I tried to steal it.

And my mom busted me when I stuck it under my shirt and tried to walk out the store. Now, Mike, do you believe that story? I do not. Okay, good, good, good. Any other stories like to share lunchbox? That's it. My paddleboat got bit by a shark when I was a kid when I was... Well, that has nothing to do with the story.

Oh, you said other stories. Oh, okay. What's that story? story then? Well, I was visiting my cousin in Atlanta. We went out to the coast, and I was in a paddleboat, and I got the paddleboat bit by a shark. Luckily, we survived. How do you feel about that story, Mike?

I don't believe that one. Yeah, I think he's over, too. Any other stories, lunchbox? That's about all I got right now. That's all he's got this morning. Oh, I did get pushed in the closet by a ghost when I was a kid. I spent in the night, my buddy Mark's house and the ghost pushed me in the closet and I couldn't get out. And then the ghost tickled him.

Mike, how you felt about that one? I don't believe that Yeah When you ask him That's what you get I appreciate you calling But that's That's all we have for you right now

Yeah It's it Yeah Time for the weekend Amy what's going on with you Just weekend with the kids I hope it's great weather So we can play outside

And not go to the Adventure Science Center again For the third weekend in a row You know They came From the orphanage in Haiti in the winter. So it is going to be a different lifestyle whenever spring and summer come. Oh, yeah. Can't wait. Because, like, they're itching to play outside and I want to play outside with them too. We got to get them riding their bikes and scooters and all the things. So hopefully

we can get outside this weekend. And your daughter got her bike and then your son finally got his because he got all his stars, right? Yes. They earned them. They earned their bikes. I will commend you, though, that you didn't break down. and give him the bike at the same time you gave it to your daughter. You made him earn it. Yeah, they both had to earn it. So I just hope that he wasn't too confused by the fact when he wasn't getting it. I hope he comprehended.

But he eventually got his stars, so now everybody's happy. It's fine. Amy has a big cardboard charter house, and if they do certain things right, they get a star, and then if they fill up the week, they get a prize or something. Yeah, well, we did it specifically for the bikes. But there's other things so they can do their chores. and then now my daughter has her piggy bank that she discovered that my dad made for her. And when we go to the store, if she wants gum or little snacks, she has to take her quarters.

And if she wants it, she has to buy it. And now she's realizing how expensive it is. Two days ago, she looked up at my husband. She's like, you buy it. You buy it. He's like, nope, this is for you if you want it. And then she just was like, so expensive. And, you know, to her four quarters, it's hard for it apart with it.

but she's been, you know, buying her own back of gum. I look at you. Trying. I'm a parent. We're trying. Lunchbox, what's up this weekend, buddy? Oh, I'm taking my wife out to a 5K run. Oh.

Well, you're taking her. Is she going to run or are you going to run? Oh, we're both running. It's the hot chocolate 5K. Oh, the notorious hot chocolate 5K. Yeah, we do it every year. So why is it called that? Because they give you hot chocolate at the end because it's usually pretty cold because it's

the month of February. Got it. and the mother love. Yeah, but I don't think hot chocolate would love drink, is it? Oh, chocolate, love. And then lunchbox and his wife are going. I feel like last year they did it on Valentine's Day,

and that was his gift to her. Oh, that's why it's notorious, Amy, you're right. Yeah. That was his gift. I'm going to try to go, I'm in California, so I may, I've never been to an NBA game ever. And so since I'm out here for a while, I may try to go to the All-Star game this weekend,

which would be kind of cool. So is that just a bunch of the best players in the NBA they all play? Yeah, and I'm hoping they'll let me play. That'd be awesome. Dude, that'd be awesome. They won't let me play.

But, yeah, I think I may try that. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I think that'll be it for me. Hey, what am I said? I was just laughing if you showed up in your Kevin Durant shoes. Would that be lame? No one wouldn't notice.

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