The Bobby Bones Show - Someone On The Show Pooped The Bed + Bobby Will Take Dusty’s Ashes Back To Austin

Episode Date: April 5, 2018

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The Bobby Bones Show. All right, it's the post show, pre-show. Didn't do one yesterday because I was out sick yesterday. I missed a sick day in a long time. But was in today, I just get my legs back under me for most of the day. Yeah. But I felt like I did pretty good. Yeah, you did.

I didn't write a number on the wall today because I didn't have the energy at the start of the show to rob. I didn't even lift my hand. Yeah, you had an old number up there. Oh, wow. Yeah, I saw you post a morning video about it. I came in this morning and was just like, I thought we got to it pretty good, though. I thought by about 7.30, I was feeling all right. Pretty good, yeah.

When I leave here, I'm going back to, got some more work to do. I got like a four-hour meeting after this. Nothing like just throwing yourself right back into a busy workday after being sick. Wait a way on. Ease your way back in. You know what they're saying? Yeah, not make yourself sick again.

Let me tell you this, though. Oh, I need to ask you something. Maybe if he'll do it. Sure. I don't know if you'll do it. Are you asking me live? Yeah, yeah, live on podcast recorded. There's pressure.

No, no, I think you'll do it, but if you don't do it, that's okay too. So what I had to cancel two things yesterday. Al Dean was coming to my house for a bobbycast. Are you going to me to cover that? I had to cancel that, which was a pretty big bobbycast because he doesn't do a lot of long-form interviews. Yeah, that's huge. And then secondly, I had a book reading because I'm doing my audio book, which, by the way,

is miserable. That sounds terrible. It's, you think it's terrible writing a book? You had to read back what the crap you wrote. Yeah, and it's too late at that point. Yeah, and then when you read something back and it's stupid, you just have to commit to it. Yeah. You're like, oh, this is so stupid.

But it went through layers of people. Including myself like three times. Yeah, so, I mean, I think that's stupid. But still, I read stuff back and it feels so stupid. Well, only one person's read it, though. And she gave me a really good, she said it was really good. And she wouldn't, because I don't think the last time she said it was good. My other book was that good.

Okay. So anyway, I'm reading the book, and I had a lot of my friends. write parts of the book about, because the whole book's about failure and how that we feel like failing is weird and isn't acceptable because no one else is showing us theirs, where if we were a little more open about failure, it would be more accepting of ourselves if we did fail.

So Chris Ableton wrote a part, Walker Hayes, Chip Esten, and also our very own Amy here. So I want you to come and do your part on the audiobook. Oh, okay. You have to come to the studio, though. Okay. Because it's not this studio.

Oh, I can't. Just record it right here. No, because it has to all sound the same. That makes sense. Okay, yeah, I'll do that. Okay, well, that was easy. Can I do my part? You didn't have a part.

But you mentioned me in the book. I think so, yeah. Yeah, so can I, like the part you mentioned me? Can I read that part? No, because it's not coming from your voice. It's coming from Amy's voice. Oh. So everybody that's pretty cool, so you're going to have...

I'm only doing Amy. Nobody else. Oh. Because I don't want anyone to seem like they didn't want to do it or couldn't do it. so I'm not asking everybody to do it. I've already asked him a lot by having them submit a piece. Yeah. But I think it'd be fun for our listeners if you read your part.

Oh, okay. Okay, yeah, no, I can do that. This is like, honestly, you don't even know it, but sort of a dream come true. What? And you don't even know it. What? Okay, so I used to be obsessed with, well, when we lived in North Carolina, I would drive back to Austin several times a year because my husband would be deployed. And I would stop it every cracker barrel along the way.

And I would listen to audiobooks on CD. And I always wonder, how do you get that job? You know, how do you, how do you be that guy that gets to read the, you know, the murder mystery that's taking place? And then I would turn it in all the cracker barrels and I was like, one day, I'm being on an audiobook somewhere. But I always thought it'd be like a, I don't know, some character that'd be weird, you know. Yeah, you are. You. But either way, I feel like this is me getting my foot in the door.

It is. Absolutely. Because I either wanted to do an audio book some way somehow or play. an animated fish. Fish's voice. Right to the fish. Not even animated character. She wants to be...

Yeah, I want to be like a cute fish. Like a cute little fish under the sea and I'm the fish's voice. So I feel like... Well, I'm going to find a time and schedule you to come in. Okay. Yeah, it'd be good. Maybe whoever's the engineer there will know someone

that knows someone that's like... Oh, you'll write a book eventually and have to do your own audio book. No, I don't want to do that. I want to be a character. Okay. All right. Okay. But I mean, this is my foot in the...

Like, you're... This is big. Like, you didn't even know that. was really a dream of mine, but it is. Why don't you do your fish voice? Amy the walleye, everybody. There's Amy the walleye. Go ahead.

Come on. Well, I don't know yet. I never, where's a walleye? Where's a walleye? You're a walleye. Sounds Australian. Okay. Well, I keep working on that.

All right. You have time, Amy. I haven't, you know, I got on with the show before we start the show. Anything to promote? Lunchbox. Anything you want to promote? Oh, yeah, yeah. Kid Power.

They have guitars up for bid. I'll put the link on our Twitter page, the Buy a Boneshow page, and you can go bid on star guitars like... Why not put it on your page? Well, oh, I could put it on my page too. Okay, put them both. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you can go buy country superstars if you want to autograph guitar there for charity. Amy, anything to promote before we start the show. That sounds great. It's all right. She'll talk to the walleye. Let me talk to Amy the Human. Amy the Human, anything to promote. I don't know.

Do I? Oh, we can promote anything? Really? Okay. Well, right now our four things toot, which some people may see, are going towards a maternity center in Haiti. And I'm, like, obsessed with this place for Mother's Day. So if you're looking for a cool Mother's Day gift, you have until April 15th to place your order. And you can customize a tote for your mom. So it's a win-win gift because it also goes back to new moms in Haiti. Eddie, anything to promote? I mean, promote. You put whatever you want. Let's promote. Save wildlife, man.

It doesn't have to be charity. It can be anything. Save wildlife, man. Be cool to your school Cool, cool I'll be in Pittsburgh Saturday and tomorrow night Friday night I'll be in Charlottesville So if you guys want to come out

And every ticket We donate to musicians on call And the red hoodies Are connected to St. Jude But also just come out and watch me Tell jokes And stories And laughter's good for the soul

I'm not the traditional comedian though I don't have a stand-up mic Oh You have a headpiece like Garth? No, like a TED talk Oh like a day Yeah, I'm nerdier. Even nerdier.

Yeah, Eve, way nerderier. So, yeah, Bobby Bonescombeen, Albuquerque, Wichita Falls, all those areas. I know we have a lot of Dallas listeners and Wichita Falls will be the closest that I get. So, okay, that's it. We're done. Let's start the show.

Yeah, yeah, there's go save wildlife. Yeah, save wildlife. Be true to your school. Yeah, save wildlife. Be true to your school. Interesting. What in the world? Raymond, you need to promote?

Yeah, if you want to download the Dosh app. Wait, what is this? Wait, what is this? All you have to, I'll tweet out the link and then I get $5 for a real to sign up. Oh my gosh. Ray already said this to me. Ray's like, if you take HQ, put me in as your person, I get a free life. All right.

Now, here we go. And the show starts now. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right.

Now, here he is. Turn it up. Come, Bobby. Yeah, back today. I'm at about 1%. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was out yesterday, sick. But I'm back today, and I'm at 1%.

So, good morning, studio. Morning! But we are live today. Just to prove we're live, the date is April 5th. Now, if that does prove we're live, I don't know what does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get to work this morning, and I've been ill, and I see Mike D.

A.K. Quiet Mike Dragon butt this morning. And I'm like, what's it? I was like, what's up with him? Did you go to that concert last night? I did. And I was like, I wonder why Mike D's so slow this morning. I forgot he went to watch Post Malone last night. So they had a hidden bar show.

You know, this guy here. You'll know when you hear it. You're old now. Okay. This is like the biggest song of last year, period. Oh, yeah. I guess I work out to this. Okay.

There you go. Yeah. But you don't know who it is. No, I would, if you were to be like, name that artist, I'd be like, I don't know. Yeah, we're old now. So what did you go to last night? Post Malone. Yeah, what was it?

It was like a secret Blood Light show. And what time was the show? It started at nine. And only like a few hundred people were there? Yeah, like maybe 300. Was it cool? It was awesome.

Yeah? Yeah. I loved it. I was watching the stream online this morning. There was like a million people there. I mean, a million people watching the day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So how late were you there last night?

Like 10.30. Any party afterward? No, not at all. How was the audio? Like the sound in a small club? It sounded really good. Yeah. It was awesome.

How'd you get tickets to the Bud Light Secret Show? Your manager, you hooked it up. Oh, did she? Yeah. I wonder how she got him. Did I give him to her and I was sick and I didn't know? Oh, maybe. You don't remember because you're sick.

It was good, though? Yeah. Sing along to every song. You know every song of his? That's crazy. Anybody else doing anything last night? No, not like this. This is in bed by eight.

Oh, yeah. Co-ed soccer. To what? time? 915. That's pretty late. Yeah, and then I got home and had to watch Survivor, so. So the game starts at 915 or you're done? No, it started at 8.15, ended at 915, go home, watch Survivor in bed by 11.

Man, that's crazy. Did you guys think you weren't coming in again today or did? No, we were ready. Oh, I mean, I don't even know. Oh, we were told last night be here at, you know, this time. No, we were told like over 24 hours ago to be here at a certain time. Well, there you go. I guess you had faith. It's okay.

I guess someone had faith in me. All right, well, I just saw that stream pop up and I thought Mike D. went. And he looked a little tired this morning. I'm good. Amy, how tired's quiet Mike looked? Oh, he looks. Exhausted, right? I don't know whose side of you on anymore.

Yeah, me, me, always pick me. All right, thank you. You need to get some rest, Mike. Yeah, go take a nap. Okay. Go take a nap any other way. Recognizing people, do it cool things. It's ICU.

There's this girl. She's on a volleyball. Ball Scholarship in college in Laredo, Texas. Her name is Mary. And she's working at a Cheddar's restaurant, which Lunchbox loves. Love it. Yeah. He may think pound for pound, Cheddar's is the best restaurant in the business. It is, by far. So she's working at Cheddar. She hasn't been able to go home in a few years because she hasn't been able to afford it. And friends at the restaurant that worked there with her with her money together and surprised her with a round-trap plane ticket so she could go back to Hawaii to see her mom and her sister. Oh, wow. Yeah.

and they recorded it with their phone. That's what I'm talking about. All the good things happen at Cheddar's. Is that right? That's right. Oh, wow. There's your ICU. Let's go over to Ray now with the news.

Ray? The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. Thousands of Sears and Delta customers' payment information may have been exposed by an online hack. Keep an eye on your bank account. Tell your bank if you see purchases that you didn't make. In other news, President Trump is sending the National Guard to the Mexican Border

the troops were being deployed immediately, mainly to assist the border patrol. And finally, in weather news, most of the country is going to be in the 60s and 70s, all that severe weather. The wind, rain, hail. It's out of here. It's moved out. Show. They did a brand matchup poll meeting. They just matched up different brands that we love against each other. Amy, if you had to pick Coke or Pepsi. Coke. 76% of people said Coke.

I'm surprised it's that high. Oh, not in my mind. Well, I like Coke, too, a lot more, but I'm surprised that they have 76%. McDonald's or Burger King? McDonald's. 78% said McDonald's. Netflix or Hulu? Netflix.

92% said Netflix. Hulu doesn't have a lot on it yet. They have The Handmaid's Tale and then some shows that are already on network TV that a lot of the times you can just watch at ABC.com or their other channels. But Hulu doesn't have a bunch of big their own shows yet. Right. But I think they're getting there. We're good. And when they get that, I may get there.

Okay. Instagram or Snapchat? Instagram. Yeah, InstaStory is taken over. Snapchat now has a 16-way calling. Snapchat's actually the better product, but everyone's on Insta-Story. Oh, okay. You can now call 16 people at once on Snapchat.

Wow. And talk, you know how you three way back in the day? Yeah. Do 16-way. Oh, that's cool. Nickelodeon or Disney Channel? Hmm. You have kids?

Yeah, I know. We don't watch either, I guess, right now. You don't have an answer really? You can say no answer. Well, I can go based on my childhood. I'll go Nickelodeon all the way. Now Disney dominates. Oh, okay.

Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Dunkin' Donuts because you can get a munchkin. Starbucks dominated. Oh. 72% Starbucks there. Let's go.

Time for your positivity. Let's do this. We'll tell me something good. We shall Starwold. with you, Amy. Some incredible firefighters saved tons of animals when a fire broke out in a barn in Holden, Massachusetts. I'm talking 400 chickens, 70 cows, 80 sheep, a 12-year-old pet camel named Joshua. All in one barn? Yeah. The fire erupted is a 350 acre, excuse me, livestock farm, and they were able to rescue all the animals. It's like Noah's art. Good in, boys. Yes, even a camel.

Two of each. I'll go. These students at Indiana University were walking near a railroad track and they heard a dog whimpering. And so they go over and they found this Siberian husky that was laying in the middle of the tracks because this dog had found kind of a warm spot. The problem was the dog's, his pelvis had broken and he then couldn't get off the track. And a train was coming. They couldn't see it yet, but they could hear it. So they ran and they got their floor mats out of the car and they got the dog onto the floor mats and got it off. And they said about a minute before the train came over.

It wasn't right as the train's coming. Yeah, but still. Wow. But they got there and got the dog off right before the train came. And they made it a little stretcher with the floor mats. That's smart. Yeah, and they ended up taking it to the vet. It's going to be fine.

They don't know whose it is, but I'm sure someone's going to adopt it if it needs to be adopted. So that's a good one. Lunchbox show up, buddy. I mean, babe. There's this family from Puerto Rico. They lost everything when Hurricane Maria hit. They moved to Youngstown, Ohio. They've been getting by.

The dad has a job, but they had no car. Well, this guy stopped by the church this weekend, donated some clothes, and the guy goes, oh, yeah, and I want to donate this. And he threw the pastor the keys. The pastor gave it to the family that is part of his congregation. So now they have a car. They get to school, get to appointments. Pretty awesome. That's really good.

The surprising thing about that is we heard no sound effects on lunchboxes tell me something good. Yeah. Well, I was about to do the keys here, ching. But I didn't know how to make a keys jingle. Yeah, that's the first time. Wow. I'll work on it. Okay.

Beep, beep. They got their new car. That's tell me something good. Well, then I'd beat, beep that went nowhere. This is my song. I'm glad we're playing it in the morning, finally. A lot of people think I sit here and pick the whole playlist of songs in the morning. And I don't.

I don't want to. I do pick occasional songs I like to play. I'm building up to play this song because I didn't pick it. Which means it's getting so big that the music director of the show has decided to add it to our playlist. You already know what it is? No. No. We need to know.

What is this song? Hit it and we'll name it in one. You will because I've been just talking about it for probably two months how much I love it. Ladies and gentlemen. I believe for the first time played on our morning show not handpicked by me. Any guesses? It's the jam. Oh, not handpicked by you?

It's a Casey Musgrave. No, not two weeks. Yeah, that record just came out. So what happened is I'll go and I'll pick a couple. songs and go like these are my songs, but I don't have time to pick the playlist every day. That's done with lots of research and lots of handpicking. Go ahead. Amy? Is it the Kenny Chesney, David Lee Murphy's song?

Lunchbox? Brandon Ray, you like that one too. I do love small talking. Amy, you got it. Of course you do. David Lee Murphy. Of course Amy. Everything's going to be all right.

The drama right now, this is a true drama, is will that song be the number one song this week? Because what happened was, we have a format that number ones are kind of garbage in my mind because they just pass hand, pass them out to people and go, you get the number one this week, you get the number one this week. It's not real. But that being said, that Luke Bryan song, most people are good, has just been crushing people accidentally. The Devin Dawson song was supposed to go number one according to the people. And it didn't because the Luke Bryan song has played too much.

And I'm glad that it happens like that where there aren't rule. I'm glad rules get broken. And so then Luke had his own number one week. And now it's, well, that song, which is, supposed to have its number one week, get beat by Luke Bryan again. So part of me likes Jordan Davis. Sure. But part of me wants the system to go to trash and wants Luke Bryant just to dominate for like

eight weeks in a row. That'd be cool. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not big into this whole participation ribbon. Yeah. We need those number ones that last like for two months. Yeah.

Because then those songs last longer. That's what I'm saying. I'll give a seminar on that. Would anybody come? I'll be there. I was watching one of those things on TV the other day. I don't know. A seminar?

A seminar? I've been sick. I don't know how a day it is. But they have those things where he goes, hey, if you want to make lots of money, come watch this guy, speak in a conference room of a hotel. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, who would go to this and believe this? People go. A lot of people go.

He's like, you know what? There are two ways that you can make money. One, someone can give it to you or two, I can teach you how to make it. And I'm like, well, nobody's giving it to me. So, yeah, watch a lot of those infomercials. I wake up at three in the morning. That's all you see. And I just see them on and go, wow, it's that easy to buy commercial real estate?

I got some tips for you guys If you want to know what during the brachie. Okay, all right. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Roseanne tweeted that she'd make a better Colonel Sanders than Reba McIntyre. What's Roseanne doing? Okay.

She said. Why is she trying to start beef with Reba? I enjoy, first of all, I enjoy this. I enjoy beef, so I must say that. But she did call her out for something that might be true. Okay, hold on. Let me just say, first of all, I like the first two episodes of Roseanne a lot. No, I like the first one to kind of.

I love the second one. And now the fact that Roseanne is back in the news, everything she's doing is being looked at under a microscope. So she's starting a beef with Reba, huh? She tweeted, Reba is not a good Colonel Sanders as I would be. I love it. She goes, I do not believe that Reba eats fried chicken, especially from the kernel. That's funny. That's funny.

I like it. I got to say, I do like it. Hashtag Rosanne. First of all, I'm on team Reba. However, I do enjoy the fact. I love a good beef. I haven't met her a good Twitter beef in a long time myself. And I'm, I'm seeking a little meat, you know?

You're overdue. I know, I'm overdue. I'm just kind of waiting for a few months. Okay. Yeah. All right. What else then? Thomas Red starts his life changes tour this weekend.

He's going to be making stops in Tulsa, Lubbock, Las Cruces. And he's bringing his whole family along. But Willa Gray, he did an announcement with her, his daughter, his two-year-old daughter, on Instagram. It's so cute. Say, what's up? What's up? Tulsa. Tulsa.

Lubbock. Lovick? In Las Cruces? Los Cruces. Say y'all come to the show. The show! Because it's going to be fun. Oh, it's not going to be fun.

Don't come. Thomasrette.com for a full list of tour dates. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Oregon.

A man was charged with misuse in 911 after he bought some scratch-off lottery tickets, scratched them off, and he didn't win. So he called him. 911 and said, uh, the store clerk sold me fake lottery tickets.

Oh no. What? Oh. Was alcohol involved? Oh, they do believe alcohol was involved? I'm going to start predicting all these.

Was alcohol? Oh, man. We always hope alcohol was involved. Man, that's a, he probably thought he was on to something, though. Like, I get my money back. Wow. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Oh, and Bobby Bones. There's a difference in playing injured and playing hurt. So hurt would be if it just hurts to do it, but you can do it. Injured would be you shouldn't do it anymore

because it could further and you can make it worse over time. So my head football coach you always say in high school, are you hurt or are you injured? And if you were hurt, you could go back in the game. If you were injured, you couldn't go back in the game because it would be a long-term injury

and you would make it worse and worse and worse. So yesterday I was injured because I felt like if I was, I pooped the bed, that's how bad sick I was. It's a little nugget for you guys. Yeah. Thank you for that. Awesome.

Wow. Yeah. Good news. I did. That's sick. Like, you were sick. I was sick. Well, listen,

day before I was sick. And I didn't think I was going to make it. I wasn't here with you guys going, I don't know if I can finish the show. And I did. But then I went home and I spent two days just rocked. Did I match you? I poop the bed?

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, you did. I mean, I don't want to talk about it, but I'm sort of wondering why you didn't make it to the best. I couldn't. I couldn't. It was immediate. I had a stomach bug or something and I knew I couldn't come in. I physically couldn't come in. If it was just about feeling bad, I'd been here. But I couldn't come in. Because I just kept poop in the bed. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Stop. Stop. Stop. That's three times, well. Yeah, we're good. But, yeah, I was injured yesterday. I'm better. Today, I just am a little tired because I'm having any food in two days. I have any sleep, like in a real schedule. It feels like 10 p.m. right now to me. I'm just kind of been a daze. You seem a little loopy.

Yeah, I am. I was on the NyQuil for a bit, which really messes you up. The old NyQuil. Oh, man, you get on that stuff, who, you don't know what anything is. So I'm just warning you guys, I'm on tilt today. I like it. But I'm here. And how you can prove I'm here is today is April 5th.

2018. There are some shows that do that where they record stuff and they insert it in. That's crazy. I know. You need to have the date. matchup with the day because that would take a long time to record if you're like it's april 5th thursday well i'm better i feel better i'm just a little tired it was just a bug it wasn't the flu like i had i have friends that are artists and to sing sometimes and because nashville is a town

that actually has a whole business about keeping artists healthy one of my artists friends say i know this company they'll come to your house it's like a nurse and they'll you know give you fluids and everything So I did that for two days. Otherwise, I think it had been dehydrated. Did I mention that was... No. Yes, you would. Yeah.

You were sick. You mentioned, though. I was. I was. So I'm back, though. I appreciate everybody that's been sending me all the well wishes. I was kind of off social media for a couple days. Just letting everybody know, I'm back.

Anything you want to ask me about my last couple days? No. Now I'm just like... You're getting crazy happen? It's like I had a bucket and set to throw up at you. But it's like you can't... The bucket's there because you can't make it to the bathroom. I'm just wondering, is this.

like what, is this what happens when we get older? Oh, for sure. Older, I'm one year older than you. I know, but you just turned 38 and I'm like, this is what we had to look at. 38, that's it. Yes. Listen, you never, I'm going to say this too. What?

Because my dog's gone. I know. And I don't have anybody lives in my house with me. You never feel as lonely as when you're sick and all by yourself. Oh, man. Like, I'm telling you, like, honest to God, no joking aside, I don't know that I've ever felt as lonely in my whole life is being sick without my dog and without anybody there. like that is a stinker

I know I I texted you about if my husband and I could swing by and do whatever for you I'm sick I don't need anybody swinging by maybe what if you need something would your husband put a wet washcloth on my head you just said I've never felt more lonely and I'm like lonely is not someone just stopping by yeah but I wasn't feeling

good not stopping by is there anything you need and we'll drop it by I'm not gonna come up in your room and be a part of that you wouldn't you know why you know I did right you know what you do? All right Listen, I just feel I need to be honest For my listeners

And if it's You should But you sound like my Seven-year-old Mom I moved to bed Except I didn't have anybody to tell that too Called Amy

Amy, come All right All right, yeah Luke Combs sent me A really nice birthday present He went and had some shoes Made And they were

I believe there were Nike freeze And they say woo pig on them Oh, that's cool Yeah Luke Combs The Hurricane I'm about to play a song right here

Awesome. I just showed up and he sent me in it. I have to get back out of him and be like, thank you. That's thoughtful. Yeah. They're in the back of my car. Would you get him out? Take a picture of and put him on my answer story. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Nice. I'm a song. Luke Cones. Well, the song was coming up anyway. I'm not playing it because of that. Okay. But it reminded me of it. I always knew I like that guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You always did. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. I wonder after the big foot race from a couple days ago if you guys are sore. My groin muscles are real sore Yeah, lunchbox ran a mile backward Eddie ran it frontward and Eddie won

Yeah, I guess my all my entire leg from top to bottom hurts My rib area My back But you just ran forward a mile No, I get it You act like you run all the time when you talk about it My lower back hurts

Doesn't he say he goes for runs? He goes for runs and listens to the Bobbycast You don't watch the video I was flying dude No. You ran out like 10 minutes. That's slow. So Eddie's owed money.

He won the race. Lunchbox actually has the money. Oh. So it's up to him as to when he gives it to you. Look under your computer. What? No, no, no, don't. Here, yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Oh. That's so weird. Hey, I had no idea. I had that money. I know. Lunchbox's face was like, I have the money.

It's almost like he thought he was going to have to pay $100. I did. I was like, I ain't paying him $100. So the money is in your hands. lunchbox. He's a good guy. He'll give it to you right now. Wait, why are you doing this?

Eddie. Lunch, thank you. That's $100 for me lunch and $100 to a charity my choice. No, there's only $100 here. Eddie, there's $20.40. I don't trust you, Eddie, to pay the charity, so I'm going to pay it myself because you always lie about paying stuff. Okay. I get that.

He doesn't even fight that one. I'm not going to argue that one. Or lunchbox, you could actually take the money he owes to the school and take it out of that hundred. Oh, yeah. Thank you. If you want to give it back. Whoa. No, let me do that.

$40 to that school back myself. Would you drive it back to the school and take care of Eddie's payment for him? I would if you'll tell me the name of the school. I will. Okay, that's gas money. Another $20. So you're not a $40, my man. It is far away, right?

Wow. Let's just count in money. Why did you do this, Mones? I don't know. You just feel him this way today. I'm wondering. I'm like, Eddie won, so. Yeah, I know. I just put under the wrong computer, I think.

Yeah, she's got confused. Got to be nice to me now, Eddie. That's true. If you're nice to lunchbox until the end of the show tomorrow. Oh, boy, that's tough. I just need you two to get along better. Okay, all right. Okay.

So you two be good to each other. Nice sweatshirt, lunchbox. Thanks, dude. Look good today, man. There you go. Same one he wears. Every day. Are you good?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Tell me something about yesterday. Okay, well, yesterday I loved seeing my daughter want to do math homework even though she's on spring break. She wanted to do homework even though she's not at school? Yes. And it's awesome. And I sit there and she busted me.

She was like laughing at me for using the calculator. But I had a parent, you know, I've been nervous about that. But I had a parent or a teacher even reach out to me and was like, hey, it's not a big deal to check your work. You want to make sure that you're right. Me as a parent. Yes. And I feel weird because she'll ask me something. I'll be like, hold on one second.

I act like I'm pulling up Instagram or something. And I'm really like, okay, nine times eight is. 72. Good job. Wow. How did you know that? Do you still know you old traditional tables? Some of them I thought I did, but then when I say it out louder, I'm like,

8 times 8. 64. That's right. Yeah, I know. I'm a little rusty. 9 times 9. 81. Yeah.

I just second guess myself. 6 times 4. 36. No, 24. Oh. Oh. Oh, wow. That's 6 times 6.

Yeah. Wow. So dumb. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Carrie Underwood posted a picture of herself sitting in a studio on social media, hinting that she's working on new music. But obviously people are like, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, new music.

But this is the first time she's posted a picture of the left side of her face. We haven't seen it since last fall. And she fell. And I've missed the left side of her face. I know. We really haven't seen the left side because she fell. She got like 50 plus stitches. or whatever, and she was waiting for it to heal.

But, I mean, she looks great. I honestly zoomed in and didn't see anything from the picture. I think we all took our fingers and zoomed to see. I expected a bigger scar. And on that picture, I didn't see anything. Yeah, I don't know. Bobbybones.com if people wanted to check it out. I'm rooting for Carrie Underwood.

I want to hope she puts out awesome music. She took a break. I thought she should have been entertainer the year last year. I said that way before all this stuff happened. I felt like she got robbed there. although you can't argue with Garth. I mean, it's tough, but I do feel like Carrie has, for what entertainer of the year

is, which is all things, touring, hits, extra, the ancillary things, I just feel like she's it. So I'm biased. I'm a big Carrie fan. But yes, that's my, I'm done talking about that. Go ahead. Okay, well, Kenny Chesney released the title of his new single. It's called Get Along, and we're going to actually have the world premiere

of the song tomorrow morning, and we'll play it every hour, and then Kenny's coming on the show, too. Yeah, our Friday morning conversation, We'll be with Kenny Chattany for an extended amount of time. And I've heard the song. And I do believe you'll like it. Okay. Can't wait.

If I'm just guessing and speculating, I do believe you'll like it. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Giddy. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Listen. Yeah.

Over to Amy with the Corny. The morning corny. What did the Pirates say on his 80th birthday? What are the Pirates saying? 80th birthday. I'm 80. I'm 80. I'm 80. I'm 80. I'm 80. I'm 80. I'm 80. Thanks, bones. I'm 80. Yeah. That was the morning corny. The Bobby Bones show. Over to Morgan number two, who's our 24-year-old. I guess she's cooler than us because she's younger than us. Is that the case? Oh, yeah, yeah. All right.

You're always cooler when you're younger. Whatever. Whatever. All right, Morgan number two, what do you have over there? Well, something from my childhood is making a big comeback. You guys may remember the Dunkeroo's that used to be a big thing. Does that ring a bell with any of you guys? I don't even know what a dunkeroo is. Do you eat it?

Okay, yeah, it's a snack where it's essentially cookies and frosting and they come packaged together. Well, they've been gone for a couple years now, and Walmart is bringing them back called Dunkin'Crunch, their own kind of brand. and people are really freaking out about it. So it's like a Sam's Choice Dunkeroo's. Okay.

I eat everything Sam's Choice as a kid. Like you never got the honeycomb. You got Sam's choice. The store brand. Yeah. But good for Walmart. I'm not... Do you know what Dunker is our lunchbox?

No, I just had to Google it. So it's like a build-it-yourself Oreo, but you dunk it? Yeah. That's like that restaurant Eddie went to where they made your breakfast. With the griddle in front of you. Eddie's like, hey, man, we had a great breakfast. We went and they give you all the ingredients. and they give you a stove and you cook your own.

I'm like, that's called your kitchen! Oh, man. It was awesome. I didn't get to tip on top of that. You cooked your own food, but you still got a tip. It's the worst thing I ever heard. I'm with Eddie. It sounds awesome.

When y'all have kids, you'll want to take them to. They're a little griddle at a restaurant. But can you not do that at your house with your own ingredients? No, you're not sitting at a restaurant with this cute little griddle in front of you. But you can pay either someone to clean it up. Whatever. I'm glad you guys had an experience. Thanks, Moons.

I just know I'm going to end up with sour menella. sour manella I'm gonna know with sour manella poisoning if I'm cooking my own meat Anything else in working number two That's it I love how our microphone doesn't work again Oh yeah yeah

We have the piece of garbage Yeah It could be a lot better Can your next 24 year olds be about How you'd like to have a studio that works Yeah Oh there's you came in Microphone's back

There we go This teen was arrested by the way And as they're arresting him This is awesome He's singing the cops theme song Did you see this? That's so funny What was he arrested for?

So there's this I mean he's a teenager So he's a kid right A teenager sang the theme from cops After he was arrested following a chase In New Jersey The 16 year old was driving a stolen car When officers chased him

They pursued the vehicle Through a golf course Then he bailed out of the car They have the dashboard cam Here you go Bad boys What you're going to do Oh

All right I'm too tall. I'm too tall. No such thing. It's too tall, brother. Oh, in there. Oh, in the bar. What's you going to do?

We shouldn't. We shouldn't. No, we shouldn't. That is hilarious. He endangered people's lives on the road. He endangered cops' lives that were chasing him. He stole a car. Yeah.

It was like you guys laughing the other day when the Mustang out ran the cops. That's awesome. No, we were cheering. We didn't laugh. How fast was that car go? 150 miles an hour. How cool is that? And the cops gave up.

That never happens Man Lunchbox loves the TV show cops So good Maybe in his life His favorite TV show of all time It's up there right It's up there

I mean it is so awesome to watch them Go in and bust people and chase people And tackle I mean great drama If you ever want to be entertained You can get in a rabbit hole And just watch it for hours You start with one episode

And you're like Oh another one's coming on Let me watch that Three hours later You're still sitting there watching cops filmed on location with men and women of law enforcement. You have three hours to do that? Absolutely.

And on the same days that you nap? How do you fit in a full nap and three hours of cops? That's a good question. Hey, lunchbox? That's right. I get up from my nap, turn on some cops, boom. I can't wait for you to have that baby. The baby's just going to sit there and watch cops too.

The cop's going to be like, cops is awesome. That baby's going to be a bad, baby's first word, what did gone do? I almost don't want to tell you to game we're going to play next because you'll look it up. You know a lot about movie soundtracks? Of course. Of course. I'm going to play music from movies. Oh yeah, we named

the movie? Yeah. That's cool. I'm ready to dominate. Wait, who made that game up? Mike D. Of course he did. Good job Mike. Don't ask the question if you don't want to know the answer. Is there anything Mike he didn't do? I mean, yeah. Okay, good. I just don't know right now. So I give you an iconic song from a movie

and you have to name the movie it's most known for so you guys all have a pen and paper in front of you and you'll be able to write it down for example this is an easy one go ahead yeah Titanic Titanic

Celine Dion my heart will go on is from Titanic that is correct write your answers down now I'm just taking the one that's most searched for there may be multiple songs and this is the one the one that's on my paper is the winner I don't want any gibberish from you.

Yeah, I don't want you guys arguing when you get it wrong. Ready. Ready. Song number one, name that movie. I'm in. I'm in. I'm never one to condone gambling, but if you're with someone in the car right now

and you want to make a copy bet or who's better at this game. This is in a movie? Oh, my God. The whole reason it was recorded was because of a movie. I'm in for the win. I have no idea. I'm curious to know what Lunchbox wrote down.

Lunchbox? Armageddon. Armageddon. Oh, life is a highway. I could see it in that movie. The meteor's coming. What are we going to do? They're trying to get away from it.

No. Amy? The first movie I ever saw with Bobby. Cars. Really? The first movie you guys saw together? Eddie? Cars.

Correct. Why would I see that as an adult man? Come on. It's really good. You watch Teen Mom. Yeah, it's different. Next song. I'm in.

What movie is this from? Whitney Houston, I will always love you. I'm in. Never seen it, but I know it. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox? The Bodyguard. That's correct.

Whoa. Guys, I'm still a little sick. I was like, yeah. I was like, well, I'm actually not sick as having eaten a couple days. So my fingers are a little off. Amy? Bodyguard. Eddie?

The Bodyguard. Correct. Next up. Name the movie. I'm in for the win. I do believe this is Ariel Smith's first ever number one. They started... That's crazy.

In like the 70s. Late 60s, early 70s. Stop. This is their first number one? Yeah. Wow. Yep. So, okay.

Okay. Let's go to lunchbox first. Lunchbox. That's Armageddon, folks. Oh, duh. Amy? Clueless. Clueless.

Interesting. Because at least she's Summerstone, I guess. No, I don't think she's in that. She's in a different song. Living on the edge. You're thinking of Livet Tyler. She's in one of the videos She's in an aerospace video

Yeah she climbs out the window That's a different movie Nothing about that's the same except the band Oh can I guess Arm again Yes go ahead Name the movie Old Time rock and roll

I'm in Oh my gosh Come on put them together Cowbell more Cowbell I hear it Yeah Come on guys Amy

Cocktail Cocktail she says Lunchbox Let's go back to the future. Eddie? Let's go a risky business. That's it.

Yeah. What? What movies is this from? Name the movie. Justin Timberlake and stop the feeling. I'm in 100%. Hundo P. Hondo P.

Hondo P. Here we go. Amy. Trolls. Lunchbox. Sing. I had to be a kid's movie. Troll.

Eddie, are you winning? I'm for sure winning. Oh, man. Eddie's winning. One more. More six points. This is worth 10 points. Yeah!

Oh my goodness. Yeah! Oh, don't get all mad because you got kid movies and little layups for you. Let's go. This is worth 10 points. I'm ready. We started. What on earth?

Whiz Khalifa, see you again. I think for a while this was the most watch video on YouTube. I got it. For the win. That's for the win if you have it. Yeah, dude, I got it. Okay, I am writing it down. Okay, go ahead and say it.

You just say it right now, go ahead. Oh, you want me to say it? Jilly. What? Jilly? What is that? With Ben Affleck. Gilly.

Jilly. Jilly. No. Okay, let's go to Amy. Fast and the Furious! Ooh, I can't accept that. Oh, that is incorrect. Ooh.

Eddie. Black Panther. You know what? It's not an idea. No, Black Panther was like a week ago. So you're looking for the not the franchise name, but the real name? I will give you a chance to go ahead with the real name. Oh, my goodness.

Fast and the Furious. That one was faster. Faster in Tokyo. Furious seven. It was Paul Walker's final scene. Yes. Because Paul Walker died. That's hard, though.

There are seven of them. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. That's tough. Do you want to let her win? No, I won. No, no, no. You could love you win. Eddie.

Eddie, you, Eddie, so. Yay. I got robbed. Not really. You got two chances. Yeah, you got a replay chance, too, and then you still got robbed. Faster.

All right. Why don't we start with this grandma who cries after being gifted Justin Timberlake tickets? Apparently, she's a big fan. Is this for real? Yeah. For real, real real? Yes. Where are you going?

How to save money to go. Where are you going? I'm break. That's awesome. Yeah. Justin Timberlake. She'd been trying to save money for his upcoming show in Orlando. How about that?

Here is, by the way, this HBO New York. documentary about Elvis. And just when you think you've seen it read everything about Elvis or the Beatles or there's this documentary coming out. It's called Elvis Presley The Searcher. It premieres April 14th. There's a soundtrack that comes up with it tomorrow. But here is Suspicious Minds, a new version of it that hasn't been heard before.

Stop it. And this is Eddie's favorite Elvis song. It is. Yeah. Can you identify why it's different? I mean, it's a different voice track. He's singing it differently. It's no horns and it's a heavy organ.

There's Oregon playing in the background without the horns. He's not singing it differently. Really? Yeah. That's extra little. I'm so embarrassed right now. I'm so embarrassed right now. I think it's a different.

No background right there. Yeah. Yeah. It's a tough one for you. He sounded out of breath on that one, too. Nah, you to keep on. Kip Moore teamed up with Make a Wish to grant a 15-year-old's birthday, 15-year-old's wish come true, excuse me, not a birthday.

I have a birthday story about Kit Moore, but let me do this first. Because of my last shot video and the power that's kind of had with some people, we were contacted through Make a Wish, with Tina would make a wish, and we want to do something special for this girl, Sydney. So I'm going to invite her to my show in Vegas during ACM week, have her come backstage, hang out with me and my friends, and hopefully she's into it. That's pretty cool, huh?

Yeah. I have been doing a little research on your story, and I teamed up with Make a Wish. What I was thinking, you're going to the ACMs, right? Yes, Nick. So I'm playing the show on Friday night at Stonies, and I was thinking maybe you could come as my guest and come backstage and hang out with me and the band. Does that sound? Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah. Good for Kit. Kip and I have the same birthday. Me, Kip and Jansen, Chris Jansen, I'll have the same birthday April 2nd. Didn't know that. Listen, and we're a weird trio. Yeah. That's a talented group, though. And we're all oddly connected.

And so I was texting that Kip on both of our birthdays. And he was like, hey, man, you're probably like me. You want people to stop texting you. And like, yeah. Just take it low key. And I was like, yeah. I don't think Kip's kind of like me. I don't think he likes to fuss either.

Yeah. But y'all text to each other happy birthday. Mm-hmm. But y'all don't like people to do that I know Okay Listen I'm gonna tell you about the whole birthday thing You know what this year's birthday made me feel like

It made me feel like I need to pay more attention To other people's birthdays Because people get so into birthdays Me, I don't I never really had them growing up So it's not a big deal to me It's just like ooh Why are people giving me presents and stuff

Like if I don't like it You remember people's birthdays I just feel like I need to do a better job Because people really went out of their way To do things for me And I was like, I need to do this for people And I try to remember, but no, I'm telling you that people were super kind. I don't know if this year is because, I don't know, my dog died and they were like,

we feel super sorry for you or what it was. But people were really nice. Like, you were super nice. Thanks. I don't know. Did it seem different than other times? Yeah, it did, actually. Yeah, it did.

People were reaching out in different ways. What did you do, lunchbox? Why are you talking about? I wore my outfit that I was supposed to wear for your birthday. You wore a birthday outfit? Yeah, your red hoodie and the glasses that you got mad at. Definitely a gift. Go ahead.

And I showed up at your pop-up birthday party in 5 o'clock traffic. I drove across town. So July 25th, mark it down, remember it. That oddly was a deal for a lot of people that if you throw a party during traffic time, you better be prepared for traffic time. I have nothing to do with it. I didn't try to throw a party. Oh, I know.

I'm not saying you. I'm saying you in general, I'm like just saying sometimes you probably should schedule parties not during traffic time. Yeah, or not at all. Yeah, but it was nice of us to go. John Krasinski, Jim from the office. He's also married to Emily Blunt. You familiar with him? Yeah.

He's directing a movie called A Quiet Place, and so he answers the internet's most searched questions about him. Is John Krasinski an Eagles fan? Absolutely not. I'm offended you even asked. I'm a Patriots fan, and I'm still not over it. Is John Krasinski Polish? Yes, I am. That last name is not Irish, and it is not fake.

Is John Krasinski married to Jenna Fisher? Contrary to popular belief, no. I'm actually married to Emily Blunt and I feel pretty good about it. Is John Krasinski related to Jane? Pretty sure you mean Jane Krikowski and she's not related to me, though I get it. Okay. Who's Jane Krikowski?

Is Bobby Bones? What are your saying? I just said this to myself. Yeah. Mine says, is Bobby Bones in a relationship? I knew that was going to be first. I don't have my computer so I didn't know, but I was about to say, is Bobby Bones married?

Oh, no, to both. Not in a relationship, not married. Is Bobby Bones leaving the morning show? Ooh, I just saw that one. TBD. Dang. T BD. TBD.

Are there any other ones out there? No. I only had two the pop-dict. Oh, okay. Does Bolly Bones have tattoos? Yeah. My grandma, my mom, in the state of Arkansas. Anything else?

No, what's Bid Bones Net Worth? Nope. Nope, it's all I got. No is-is? Anybody want to know anything? What is? Let me see if a phone brings us. Is Bobby Bones on in Dallas?

No, but we have huge podcast numbers. I don't even, I think they have country shows in Dallas, right? They do, yeah. But whatever the case is, we are downloaded so much in Dallas, our podcast. Maybe we need to be in Dallas, you guys. Yeah. Amy forgot her computer at home. Yeah, I did.

That's like me forgetting my car. You'll have your computer right now? No, I've been talking about it all morning. Oh, I haven't listened. You're far away over there. It's hard to hear. But, yeah, it's been one of those things. Sort of feels awesome, but really.

awkward. I looked at her and said, hey, look that up. She goes, no, I have a computer. Yeah, she's on her phone over there during the show. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America. You watch baseball, Eddie?

I do. For your son. Yeah, we've been keeping it on the TV so he gets excited. Eddie, I'm in Pittsburgh on Saturday. Yeah. And Eddie's like, don't go to Pittsburgh. It's snowing. We were watching that Pittsburgh game yesterday, and it was fool-on snowing.

Baseball's a summer sport, man. It's weird to see snow on the... On the field, on the diamond. And I kept thinking, why is Eddie watching baseball? My kids. Your kid. Yeah. I mean, we're full on baseball in the house, dude.

So on TV, all the baseball games are on, yeah. Are you hearing things and storing them and using them out on practical? Oh, words? Yeah. Yeah, like a full count. This is a full count. You understand? What does that mean?

Three balls, two strikes, dad. Got it. That's, dude, that's how we are in the house right now. It's all baseball. So Amy's doing that with math with her kid, where she's learning as she's teaching. I'm learning my time's table. Baseball. A little different, interesting.

Why with your son? How about that? I will be in Pittsburgh on Saturday night. Careful it's snowing. Eddie's like, just don't go. You shouldn't go, dude. I never been. I'm looking forward to it.

Bobby Bonescom.com if anybody in Pittsburgh wants to come. I'm playing Munhaul, which is right out. But yeah, Bobby Bonescom The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. You know, we just did a tell me something good. Amy, your story was about the barn, right? Yeah. There are like hundreds of animals were rescued.

400 chickens, 70 cows, 80 sheep, and a 12-year-old pet Campbell named Joshua. A pet camel? Camel. Camel. Yeah. Hey, Meg. Good morning. Good morning. So this is your farm? Yeah, so I work on the farm.

My friends from college own it, and I manage all the animals. And so if firefighters rescued all the animals? Yeah, so one of the owners, Tom was actually home. So he opened up all the gates and doors to the barn and the animals ran out. And he actually had to go in and get Josh the camel out. Wow. So what do the firefighters do? They put out the fire.

Oh, okay. Well, the story says, Holden Firefires rescued 400 chickens, 70 cows, 80 sheep, and a 12-year-old pet camel named Joshua. It was actually, we ended up having a lot of neighbors stop. I mean, random people stopped in the road to help open up the gates and things. And so the animals were actually running down the road. I mean, they were completely panicked. So we had people help and get them into fields and get them, you know, out of the road. Wow.

But is everything okay? All the animals alive? Yes, everything's okay. We had one horse. It hurt its leg a little bit. but nothing major. Did she reach out on our Facebook page? Is that how we got to hold her?

Twitter, yeah. Yeah, so do you guys, so do you have a go-fund-mees or something up to help with the farm? Is that what it is? We do. One of our friends who is, she's a dairy farmer in the area. She put up a go-fundie for us, which is nice. In a time like this, we can't even start to think about what we'll need going forward. Where are the animals?

So part of the barn was not burned. So we have some young animals. We have lands and calves. So we have those inside. And the rest is not too cold out anymore. So we put the cows outside. Josh is now just living with the cows. He used to have his own pen.

And that's the camel. Josh's the camel. Well, we're glad everybody's all right. We'll retweet the GoFundMe. Thanks for. reaching out to us. Man, thanks for the people who stopped to help too. Pretty cool. That's amazing. Yeah, the firefighters put it out and the people of the town helped save all the animals that running down the street. Well, thanks, Meg. Have a good day.

I appreciate that. Man, how about that? You're just looking down the street and there's a bunch of animals running out. No kidding. Then what do you do? Do you run or do you save them? It sounds like a bunch of people saved them, which is cool. I'm going after the camel. I like it with someone from telling me to reach us out and goes, hey, you're talking about us right now. That's crazy. So here's my question is, I have to take my dog's ashes back to Austin. I'm going to be in Austin a bunch over the next couple weeks. And so can I fly with ashes?

Yes. They're not going to stop and go, is that cocaine? No. Or is that some other powdery substance? I don't think it looks anything like cocaine. I'd never seen cocaine. Oh, man. I think you just explain it.

If they stop you, you tell them, hey, it's ashes, because people have flown with ashes before. Yeah. Well, I have a little case, and my dog down. a couple weeks ago. And so what I want to do is, just for my personal sanity, is take these ashes. And I've lived in a few places

since getting them, and I just want to put them at the places we've lived. And a few of those places are in Austin, if you're in Nashville. So that's what I want to do, but I don't want them to take them away from me.

How bad would that be? It would be terrible. It would be terrible. It would be really bad. So what's the move? Hand carry. Yeah, I'm going to hand carry them. Okay.

Oh, yeah, he wouldn't, Check those in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I'm just making sure. Hand carry. And then, yeah, you just hope for the best. And if they confront you, then you explain. Confront me.

Hey, would it be weird? Like, if security takes it and they have to test it and take it out and look at it? Well, that's what I don't want them having to open it. But, again, if I were them, I would open it. I would go, what's this powdery substance? Right. But it's legal. Yeah.

Okay. To my knowledge, it's legal. You know what they did, too, is that after he had passed away, they took his hand and they put it is print in like a brown soft, and so it's like it has a paw print too. I don't know what to do with that. Yeah, on Southwest, you can have it as a carry-on. Ashes? Yeah, don't check it.

They don't do that. They don't accept cremated ashes as checked baggage, however, will accept cremated remains as carry-on luggage. I bet you could also, though, just sneak some stuff through, then just say it's it. I know, I'm wondering. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Smuggles. I don't have to keister anything anymore.

Give everyone ideas out there. That's funny. Oh, boy. Because you used to be into that. Oh, yeah, big time. You enjoyed doing it. Listen, I'm going to tell you. That would be the toughest part about that smuggling stuff.

Yeah. That's a difficult. That's what they do on those prison shows, though. They keester things in and out of prison. And flights. Anything. Oh, yeah, in flights. Yeah.

All sorts of stuff. That keister. It's not for me. man. If you don't know what that is, good. Good. Don't worry about it. The Bobby Bone Show.

Hey, Raymond. What kind of brand is this shirt? You look. This is a comfortable shirt. It's a flannel? Flag and anthem? Flag and anthem. Have no deal with them at all.

I don't even know how I got this shirt. But this is a flag and anthem shirt. I feel like I have one of those. And it is quite comfortable if I do say so. So it looks cozy. It's like a pearl snap. Yeah, let me just recommend that. Today's my lumberjack day.

Every Thursday's lumberjack day here on the show. But that, Hey, I know what flag and anthem is. What is it? It's Dirk's a shirt. Oh, is that how I have it? That's what it is. I think this literally was Dirk's a shirt

and I had to leave his house real quick, his wife was home. And so I just got, you jumped out the window. I just took a shirt. When you heard the cart rolling in. Dude, honestly, when you wear that shirt, I think, like, man, he's kind of got that Dirk's look on.

Well, whatever it is, this is a good shirt. I like it. Now all of a sudden, Amy's got... Yeah, he's ordering right now. Amy's like, wow, you do look hot in that shirt. Amy's husband's going to look like dirks now. Yeah, right. Amy already made her husband get a haircut like Dirks once.

Oh, yeah, that was awkward. She took a picture to the hair. She goes make them look like this. Yeah, that was so five years ago. Yeah. Okay. Still happened. Yeah, I did.

April in Texas. Good morning. Good morning, Bobby. How are you? I am good. How are you doing? I'm doing well. So I was listening, and I used to work.

for TSA and you're going to be fine traveling with your dog's ashes. They've got a special way to screen for that. So you'll just carry them on with you. So as long as I have them in my backpack or my hand, I should be okay. Correct. And you'll just put it through the X-ray machine and they'll get you through and no problem. Do I need any sort of certificate

of authenticity or anything? Like baseball cards? Okay. So I'm good. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I was like I know I make jokes at the end of statements whenever it does hurt my heart, but I am concerned about that. I don't want them to take them from me. I got to. Yeah, no, you're going to be fine, and that's why I wanted to call in to let you know, so that way you didn't have to worry about it.

Can I tell them you sent me? Is it one of those deals where you get... Are you flying out of Austin? Because a lot of my peeps are there. I'm flying Nashville to Austin, so no. Okay. Well, then, no. Okay, well, thank you for the call. Not a problem. Bye, April. Bye, Bobby.

Bye, bye, bye. Oh, good. Well, that's got to be comforting. Oh, yeah. But they have a special way to screen for it, so... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They won't think you're trying to smuggle. Yeah. I mean, I guess they probably look in the middle of it.

I'm like, yeah. I'm not trying to smuggle anything. Look at me. What am I going to smuggle? How much? Glasses. Yeah. How about this?

Today is, because every day is a day now, but today is National Deep Dish Pizza Day. Oh. I'm not a deep dish guy. I like my pizza thin. Yeah, me too, me too, but. The deep dish is too much. I can have one piece in them full.

I like to spend time with my pizza and I can't spend as much time with it if it's deep dish. Like you give me some pizza hut, super thin crust, pepperoni. And you can call me white trash if you want, but that's it for, that's money. That's all,

I'll eat a whole pizza. I don't know. Because I have friends that live in the Northeast who are big pizza snobs and they'll say, oh, you should go to, you know, Frederico or something. I'm like, you guys, I go to New York for work, I still will go.

We go to Pizza Hut for sure and have the thin car hot when the grease is just oh it's the best and part of that's

because I where I grew up in Arkansas we didn't have any sort of nice pizza places where you had Pizza Hut

and that's what I grew up going that's it and it's still that's it to me it's like people I looked up to as a kid

I still think they're awesome I still remember my pizza phone number from when I was a kid which is not

hard because does it still exists though? Yeah 459 22 22 and have a mr. got his pizza

delivered to you Now, you're probably a Mr. Gaddy's girl because your dad had a Mr. Gaddy's, right? Yeah, but not in Austin, but that's the number we recall. And I mean, oh, man, their pizza and their ranch, so good. I did have pizza and ranch when Amy recommended it. And it was- It was actually good. I wouldn't waste a whole pizza on it, though. Maybe two slices out of a whole pizza, but it was pretty good.

You dip in the actual pizza or just the crust? The actual pizza. Okay. Yeah. It's National Deep Dish Pizza Day. your favorite deep or thin Amy Thin?

Thin. Yeah. Lunchbox. Man, I'd take it deep. All right. Eddie? I like a real deep. Deep.

Yeah. The deep pizza for me is like it was where it's at. Where? Like what kind of pizza you like? Well, I like pizza hut but pan. And their pan pizza is not like layered deep dish. But you bite into the crust of one of those and oil comes squirting out of your mouth. That's what I'm talking about.

It's the best feeling ever. But you can only eat like one and a half pieces in your full. No way, dude. I eat four. minimum minimum pan pizza and you should stop you should stop then

oh yeah dang maybe I should stop that yeah that oil is the best part though when you squeeze that crust Americans are very remember by the way whenever they put cheese

in the crust for the first time yeah I didn't like that oh I thought it was revolutionary I was like wow cheese and pizza what's next a computer we can talk to people and yep the internet when the internet came

then that Facebook showed up yeah crazy more people and it's divided like thin crust better than deep dish. 51 to 49. It's super close. Wow. People are just trying to be healthy, I think.

So thin? Thin. Thin. Deep. Deep. Okay, Mike, do you're the settling vote? I like thick. Thick. Thick. Tick's the winner here. But thick wasn't an option. Whatever. Whatever you want. I think we all know. Hey, you know, we all, whatever. Thanks.

This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bonds. Here's the new story that we talked about a couple of days. ago where kids are snorting condoms on YouTube. They snort it through their nose and it comes out of their throat. This is Taylor and he's about ready to snort a condom and pull it out of his mouth. The line isn't so fine. People snort condoms.

What the f***? I didn't know you could get pregnant that way, but all right. Whatever. It sounds too ridiculous to be true, but... At least you're not snorting tide pods. That's one way to put it. Here's another. It's crazy and dangerous.

And parents should be quite alarmed to know that this is the new phenomenon. I wouldn't say phenomenon. But, yeah, it is dumb. It's so dumb that I don't even feel like I should have to come on the radio and say don't do it. I agree with that. Because it's so dumb. Yeah, but it's- It's different than Tide Pots. Let me tell you why it's different than Tide Pots.

Why? Because with Tide Pots, you should let moms know to keep them away from small kids because they look quite scrumptious. Yeah. They're colorful. Look sweet. Yeah. They look like cake icing. Yeah.

So you go, hey, tie pods, you probably should keep your kids away from them, little kids. Now, you're not going to have a three-year-old snorting a condom. So if anyone's doing it, they're old enough, but to know that they shouldn't. So we sent lunchbox out. Here's lunchbox going into the store. Ask, what up? He's asking for the con. By the way, I'll say it again.

You shouldn't do this. What's he doing? This is just being funny. You should in no way snort condoms because it can really damage. You can die. Correct. Okay, cool. All right, here is lunchbox at the store

asking which condoms are preferable for condom snorting. There's YouTube videos going around. People going viral because they're snorting condoms up their nose and pulling them out their throat. So I just want to know which condom you would recommend to try that. Okay. You're serious? Yeah.

You're trying to put a condom in your nose. People are doing it and they're going viral, so I just want to... And you think they're good ideas. You can kill yourself. Right. But, you're... I could also go viral. No, no.

So I just got a guess. I mean, I'm telling you don't do it. Okay. I'm telling it's a bad idea. Okay. All right. All right, thank you. That's good on her.

Yeah. Say, hey. Yeah. She's not trying to get her condo commission? She's just trying to. She's saying, hey, grown men. Don't do this. Can you help me out here?

Where are you going, by the way? Gas stations? No, I'm at the pharmacy. I'm at talking to the pharmacists. Oh, they got to be like, what is it? There's all these YouTube videos, people going viral. and they're snorting condoms up their nose and so I want to know if I should use Trojan or Magnum

to snort it up my nose Probably the lubricated one Yeah Let's do that Yeah, I saw it on the news I was like man I want to go viral I'll be on the news It'd be cool

I wouldn't do it personally but okay Do you let me know when you make it And you gotta like my video I will and share it with your friends All right He's asking for likes Oh my goodness Lunchbox is Target

I have one more Do you want to hear this Yes I was trying to look for the that you're supposed to store up your nose for the YouTube videos? Do you know which ones those would be? They might be the family. Oh, no.

Okay, there's someone else that can voice the reason in the background. I hope he's all these are serious. Yeah, yeah, they do it on YouTube. Hypothetically, which one's what I use? So we're on being able to tell if you're being sarcastic or I'm here being serious? Yeah. Okay. Kindoms are not used for that.

Really? Yeah, who knew? You should go on and ask. You. Condoms are always funny to me because I'm so, I'm embarrassed. I don't buy condoms. I don't have sex. I haven't had sex in seven months.

You know, it's been that long as I've been out of a relationship. But when you buy them, though, like. I don't, I mean, yeah, but it was still, it was always embarrassing for me. Like, I would buy, like, eight other things, like a Red Bull. A coloring book. Four snickers bars, some fix a flat. Armor all. And I guess I also think you're going to end this two.

Let me do this in the last minute. Now you know how girls feel when we have to buy tampons. Yeah. I guess. But I mean, I feel like tampons or something. Every month you're having that. I know.

And every month I still go through this process where I'm like, I just need tampons, but ain't a way I'm just buying tampons. So I buy like five other things. But for me, I always feel judged. Like they know what's about to happen. Yeah, they're thinking it. You know they are.

And they're picturing it. Whoa. And they're going, and they're going, ew. Yeah, I can feel all this in my head. does? Who don't want to do that with him? That's what I think they're saying to me when I'm buying them.

No, they're probably not. And do you ever go to a place to have them locked up? And you just go, I just think I'm not going to have sex this month. Because it's locked up. Yeah. And I'm not going to cost someone

to open it. Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm out. They lock those up because people steal them. I don't know. I don't ask.

Yes. I don't ask questions. That's why. Go in and ask where the, I think we've done this before. We asked for this extra smallest. Oh, lunchbox, please. No, no, he's done that.

Years ago we did that bit. Did we do it again? Let's watch please. Here we go and go, excuse me. Where are the extra... No, I need small. Do you have any small? No, years ago we did that bit

and it made everybody so uncomfortable. That's a great bit. I mean, come on, they brought Roseanne back. Why can't we bring that bit back? I'm uncomfortable right now. Really? Why? Condoms are way of life.

You just said you were. I know, but... No, he's uncomfortable buying them. I know. I don't feel uncomfortable with this part of it. No, this is the best. We were talking about lunchbox is going to do that. That's what I'm talking about.

But now you're picturing it. So what I mean? No. I don't have to picture it. Are you really picturing me? No. Would you please stop? Okay, now I'm uncomfortable.

Let's talk about ice cream. Oh, okay, well, okay. I wonder what the latest is with Hillary, our phone screener, and her car. Remember she ran into the building? Hey, Hillary, come in here, please. If you call the show, Hillary answers the phone. She says, bye, Va-vone show. Hello. And then sometimes she'll put you through and sometimes she'll just tell us or you'll email us.

But she was driving back to the studio and she crashed into the building with her car. Which isn't funny. No. But the further away from it and you're not injured and the building hasn't moved. That's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. So you have talked to work. Like the company, you've talked to the company. Yes. What did they say to you?

They just want to know how it happened and I had to talk to a nurse. I had to talk to a bunch of people. It was kind of crazy. I started to feel bad because we hadn't let corporate know. And you're physically okay. I'm fine. I have no injuries. Like I'm fine.

And your bumper is still messed up? Yes. Okay. So Amy now we're talking about this. And Amy, you have a guy. Yes. They can do it for $695 or something. No insurance, but he'll just do the whole thing for $6.95.

Yes. Okay. When can he do it? ACP. Okay, so what's your plan with it? As of right now, you're just going to drive it until it gets fixed somehow? I was going to call the person because I guess they need to order it. I was just going to take it by, but my mom pointed out they probably don't have the part just laying around.

Because it's a crazy Lexus with the winchel wiper? Yeah, I need to get my muncher wipers. So I've got to call them and I guess make an appointment. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. I will buy your bumper so you don't have to put it on your insurance. Wow. Wow. Man.

What a nice dude right there. That's for a lot. Yeah, I gave her a bumper. A bumper with wipers on it. But it is nice. So I will, Amy found the guy. I will pay for your bumper because I don't want you having to report it to your insurance

because it will make your premium go up a little bit. And then they'll probably have to keep your truck and I'll loan you my Jeep. So don't wreck it. I'm nervous now to drive it, but I'll be okay. Just get the details to me on. That's generous. Where it goes in and when you need the Jeep, you can have it. I'm out of town for like ever.

I'm working from different studio arts for a long time. Man, that's really nice of you bones. I was going to step up and offer $100. No, that's Eddie's money. That's Eddie's race-winning money. Yeah, you have to give it to Eddie. That if you guys get along for a whole two days, Eddie gets it. Oh, so far so good.

We've been good. Yeah. So. Hillary, how does that make you feel? We're just going to take care of it. I feel like I should pay for part of it, though, because I hit the building. Shit, Hillary, why would you not just shush? Because I feel bad.

Don't feel bad. I tell you what, the first one's on me. It happens again. First round. The first round's on me. The second round on you. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

We'll figure that out. We'll make sure you have a car. Okay. I mean, because her original quote was something like $2,000. So I want to shout out to Moody's tire. My boy's there that hooked me up with this guy that's going to help Hillary. And then shout out Bobby for doing that. Because you don't have to do that.

If we're a shout in the mouth, they should be cutting some price off. This shout-out is pretty valuable. Moody's tire. They hooked me. They're a tire. They're my tire and brake people. Oh, they don't do bumper. Oh, that makes sense.

They recommended who we should go to. So, yeah, we're shouting out the people that gave us a solid recommendation. We're going to take care of it. Thank you so much. So don't worry about it. I don't know how you are broke and have Alexis at the same time. But you know what? I'm done asking questions.

But we got it. All right. Okay. Good? Yes. Thank you so much. You're welcome. It's like family.

You're welcome. I know. All right. Just remember me if I need a kidney, right? Or a bumper. All right. Thank you, Hillary. Forgot to do something. Hey, Hillary, come back in here. Hillary, come back in here. Hey, so Hillary ran into our building and Amy found a quote that was way less than $2,000. It was about $700. So I said, hey, I will cover it. Just don't hit any more buildings. That was the, that's our rule. Repeat after me. I, Hillary. I, Hillary won't hit any more buildings. Won't hit any more buildings. On the clock. On the clock. By the way, I had to say, I had to see.

send Morgan number one to Starbucks I'm scared to send you out anywhere. Oh my Oh is that why? I'm wondering. Okay I was wondering too. I was like Hillary runs into buildings. I can't have that happening with her car. Yeah now it makes sense it's like okay yeah I do and so not only that you did lose the bracket our NCAA bracket. Oh that's right. I did. She finished in the last place and what does she have to do

lunchbox? She has to wear her underwear over her jeans for an entire day and that means you have to go in public places. It's not just sit at home and we have to have her in a public place singing, I'm a teapot. I'm a little teapot. In public, live on the air. Wow, that is awesome and I can't wait.

Tomorrow? Tomorrow? We want to do it tomorrow? Yeah. You should just rip this Band-Aid off. Yeah, I mean, make it happen. Like my grandma said, if you have to eat poop, don't nibble it. Or that.

Just eat it all. Question. Can she pay me to take her spot? No, stop with that. I just want to make money. No. No, no, no. Tomorrow.

I love it. I love it. What kind of underwear? Is I bring my own? Yeah, yeah. I would go with the grandiest of panties, though, so these guys don't get weird. Okay. Even maybe these guys.

Yeah, you're talking about one. Which guy? You! So, go ahead, lunchbox. Yeah, just, when you show up tomorrow, you better have your panties on the outside. Yes, we get it. Oh, my gosh, that is so funny. You know, walk around with that.

People are like, what's wrong with that girl? Can you say underwear? Well, it just depends who's saying it I know. You can say panties he can't. Oh, even the guys. What do you mean? I can't say panties. Because I don't feel like panties is a weird word when I say it. Yeah, you're real quick about it. He's like, make sure you wear your panties tomorrow.

Panties. Panties. Okay. Hillary, we'll see you tomorrow. I'll have them. Okay. On. On. I'll walk in the building with them on. All right. Bye, Hillary. Okay. Hold on. Anything else?

Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on Hillary. Hillary, our phone screeners is in here. I keep making you going in out of the room. I saw your tweet last night about a repair man? Yeah. Isn't that weird? I don't know. Tell everybody what happened. I don't even really don't happen. So this guy shows up at our house. We've been trying to contact him for like two months to come fix stuff. He shows up at our house at 7.45 at night last night. Like rings the doorbell just walks in like no big deal and wants to fix things. How did you order him? He's like, so we live in a townhome community and he's just the guy who fixes stuff in the community. So at 8 o'clock last night he

just knocks on the door? Yeah. And comes in my roommates. She's got like a towel on her head, like in our pajamas. You didn't say come in? No. He just like kind of walks. I open the door and he just kind of like walks in. Oh, I'd have been scared to death like someone was coming into my house. Oh yeah. Thankfully I've met him before, but it was just a little, a little strange. Did you tip him? No, he has to come back today. He didn't leave till like past 8.30 last night and he's coming back today. What's broken at your house? So somehow we have like a crack in our roof. And so he had, he wanted to fix it last night. I was like, you're not fixing a roof at 8 o'clock at night. So he has to come fix that. How old are you? 25.

And you have other female roommates? I have a 27-year-old female roommate. That's a little odd, huh? Yeah, but maybe this is a job he's doing after hours, so he had to come up for eight. But a roof with two young females after hours. Yeah. I'm not assigning anything. I'm slanting it a bit.

Sounds fishy. Just a bit. Yeah, lunchbox. No, she lives in a community. There's a sign maintenance man. He gets busy. They come till at least 9 o'clock at night. When I lived in an apartment complex in college, they'd come whenever they could get to it.

And she should just be thanking him that he's there to fix the roof. There is nothing strange about this at all. I think roof is more of a noon job. Yeah. And then you also know who's living there a bit. So, well, he's coming back today. Yeah, he's coming back at 5.30. Anything else going on in your life?

Broken car. Broken car. Broken ceiling. What she got to wear it tomorrow, lunchbox? Oh, she got to wear them panties on the outside. That's happening. Any boyfriend news? Any love life?

Oh, no, no, no. Just the guy who sent me the flowers. No dates? No dates. I'll wait until you wear those panties on the outside. People are going to get calling, woo-hoo. A panty girl. That's going to be her nickname.

Is it? Yeah. I have not. You're so creepy. Are you creepy around your wife like this? Yeah. Like now you're married and you're about to be a dad. I understand.

What does that do? I'm not being creepy. I'm just talking about how she's going to be wearing panties on the outside of her jeans. Who came up with that idea? Not me. I'm the creep, though. Who did come up with that? I don't know.

I don't know. I really don't know. Probably Mike D. Mike, did you come with that? I think I did. Probably so. They're real creeper. All right, Hillary, thank you.

Thank you. I was thinking of more like another bit Mike D actually came up with. That's what I was thinking. More so than a creeper. Oh, well, I just, the root of whoever, I mean, came from his brain. It's kind of interesting. He's all quiet.

He's always quiet. That's why his name's Quiet Mike. I know. You guys are such haters? Mike D says nothing. He does nothing but create segments. And you guys are, they're all jealous of you, Mike.

Okay. Yeah. Hey, hey, keep your chin up. So they had this show last night in town. I guess Bud Light does these dive bar shows. And in Nashville last night, Post Malone did a show.

He was in this club. And so it's supposed to be super secret. But I'm looking at it. story, it's like all industry people they're filling up the whole bar. Like Mike D.U. Yeah. I see four artists, record label people. How can I'm not letting normal folks into this thing?

Would you have went, Amy? Um, no. Probably not, but I mean, I do like this song. I would maybe need to know a few more post Malone to be out on a work night. I'm that late. I'm like on a work night. Yeah, no. What else this guy do? What do you mean? What are the songs?

Uh... You know any off the dome bones? What was the crowd like last night? Because it seems like all industry people that post Malone. I'm looking at Instagram and everybody went from town. Yeah.

It was all just people from work? Pretty much, yeah. I thought it was supposed to be like we let hardcore fans come on this thing. Well, Mike D. is a hardcore fan. No, I know. But back in the day when they had secret shows, the fans would like tell someone

and the word got out and it would really start with like 10 people there to thousands. Yeah. Now it's, well, if you work in the industry, you can come out. Otherwise, no. But you liked it.

That was awesome. Yeah. This is the best song I fall apart Is this your favorite song of his? Every song? Me too. Singing Mike D.

He didn't have headphones on it. His microphone also doesn't work because Morgan number His microphone's broken. I've never heard this. Yeah, would I know the chorus? I don't know. You guys are hardcore.

You and Mike D. Like listen to some. No, I listen to all kinds of music. I know. But he's the biggest thing. Is he really? Yeah. I feel so out of place.

Why are you out of place? This is not a, this is a country. No, I just feel like I don't know any of this music. You feel out of touch? Not a touch, maybe. Not the place. Place is good. Touch, not so good.

Okay, Bobby, like compare Post Malin being the biggest thing right now back when we were in touch. Kid Rock. Okay. That's why I would compare it to. He's Kid Rock big right now? Yeah. Probably bigger because of the online. I mean, it's big.

But yeah, Kid Rock, in his style, too. It doesn't only fit anything. And you go, hey dude, where are you? He's like, I'm not a rapper. And then he's like, what are you? I mean, would you say that's right, Mike? He just kind of hates everything and doesn't really associate with anything. He's got a lot of tattoos on his face.

He played like Green Day. Oh, my goodness. Is this the guy that was on Charlemagne on the Breakfast Club? No, that's totally tattooed? That's 6-9. And the pastor was praying for him. Okay. What's his name?

What's his name? Macchi, 6-9. Mike, D, come to this mic. Mike, D, come to this mic. Mike, our studio doesn't work. Yeah, I know. Come to this mic. You want to watch my eyeball explode?

Yeah. I see it. Okay, so different person. What's the guy's name? Dukashi 6-9. Yeah, this guy's... He's... I'm not sure if any of his stuff will be in the system.

It's pretty crazy. But how do you spell it the first name? T? I think it's just under 6-9, the number 6-I-X. Wait, 6? I don't know. We're keeping people relevant here. Yeah, that's what we need to do.

It's under the number 6? Yeah. I don't think I have it. Oh. The guy's actually pretty good. It's a weird thing. He's nuts. Man, he got expelled from school in eighth grade, never went back.

I'm not sure he's older than eighth grade now. No, he got expelled. He didn't drop out, got kicked out. Oh, I mean. There's none in here, huh? Mm-mm. There's some eight ball on you, MJQ, MJG. What's that?

That's old school, dude. Come on. Ten toes down. Whoa, man. All right. Is that screw? Well, they're screwed, chopped. Yeah.

What is that? I don't know. I didn't listen enough of it. I don't know if that one gets a girl. Oh, no. That's that Houston stuff, yeah, yeah. Oh, stop it. That's Houston stuff.

Camillaniards. Houston, H-Town's finest. Eddie's heard like three saying. He got them all in right there. Yeah. H-Town, Mr. 713. I think that's the air-cut. I don't know.

This is the dude that got in a fight right there at L-A-X in the middle of the drop-off. The 69-19? Yeah, and then he was supposed to have a concert in San Antonio, and some gang dudes said, hey, you come to San Antonio. You will be killed. Oh my goodness.

His shows get canceled all the time. I am. That's 69 years. Yeah, okay. I know who this guy is. Okay, that's the guy I thought was post-lo. No, that's not post-molo. Okay, different person.

But that, I mean, whoa, that would be, I'm kind of thankful for our country format right now. I bet nobody's ever had to cancel a show because of that. Al-Dine doesn't go to some city and they're like, get here, Al-Din, we'll kill you. Oh, my God. He'll put out his address in songs so people can. come find him. Who? That guy, six nine.

Wait, his home address? Yeah, his home address is in a song. He's not scared? No. I think he's just, Amy, I think he's an idiot. Or does he's a move every day? He's a genius and he's really dumb. He's been in jail.

But he's like 19, right? Yeah, yeah. As a minor, he served jail time for assault and the sale of heroin. Oh, so does music save these guys? Or makes them worse. Oh, man. God, that's tough. It's like, riches only make you what you are even more.

Like if you have more, it only makes you more of what you really are. If you are a very caring, empathetic person and all of a sudden you get a bunch of money, you become quite empathetic and even more caring. Oprah. Okay. For example. Well, even like Eminem. If you don't and you become rich, you use that for whatever you really are.

So if he's just a bad dude, it doesn't matter if he's rich or rich or boys. I don't know if he's a bad dude or not. Yeah. No, I don't know either. It could all be a game. I don't know the gimmick too. Because if I wanted to, and I've been known to arrange certain odd things like billboards and, you know, stuff. Yeah.

If I thought that would be a good idea, I'd be like, man, I don't have to cancel a show because the gang's going to kill me. Like if I was a rapper, that gets people talking. Here's the problem. He's not really, I mean, you got tattoos on your face. Yeah. You can't fake that. When you have tattoos on your face, those aren't fake. Like, you're crazy.

Yeah, he's crazy. I mean, he'll never work. a bank. They won't hire him. Probably not. He's never going to go work at, you know, Walton and Johnson law firm, you know, down the road.

Yeah, totally not. All right, boys. That it? Dang, man. Yeah. I have no idea how we got into that. I don't know. Rabbit hole.

What's going on today, Amy? Good question. Oh, I get my hair did today. Did people still say that? They get their hair did? I don't know. Let's ask Morgan. Number two.

Here go. So Missy Elliott, you know, let's say she got her hair did. It's kind of where that started. Did people still say that? Yeah, they still say that? Yes, I'm so cool. Her microphone's still broken. Seriously. Listen, we're supposed to be this big show, you know, here we are.

Yeah, people hear us on the radio. People hear us and we're downloading millions of times. We only need five microphones. Morgan. Yes. Oh, my. It doesn't work. Is it on?

Why is it? Yeah, are you sure that it's on? Sorry, I'm more than number two. Ah! No. Tap it. No. No. All right.

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