The Bobby Bones Show - Songs That Remind You Of An Ex + Dan & Shay Stop By
Episode Date: January 25, 2019Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox and Eddie share stories of songs that remind them of their exes. Also, Dan and Shay stop by to perform a parody of their hit song "Tequila" called "Chipotle." Learn more about ...your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Mr. Bobby Bones.
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Transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Bones.
Welcome to Friday.
show. It's a big show. Our buddies, Dan and
Shay will be by today.
Always good to see them. I hear Amy singing over there, so
might as well bring you guys in. Morning studio.
Morning!
Dan and Shea will be in the Friday morning dance party. We've got a lot.
How about Andrew in Colorado? Andrew.
Hey, Bobby. How are you? Good. I see on my
screen, it says you're on your way to the hospital to have a baby. Is that true?
Yes, it is. Come on. Wow.
Wait, so is this on purpose?
Like, was it planned?
What's the deal?
Absolutely.
Not the baby.
Like, what's the, hold on.
Not what was the baby plan.
Oh, I thought that's what you missed.
I know.
This delivery plan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this her due date?
Our due date was originally the 14th,
but they scheduled us for induction today
the day before my 28th birthday.
Wow, so you're going to have a baby
and then you're going to turn 28th the next day.
Yes, sir.
That's quite the part.
You're going to be so grateful for this baby.
You're going to be like, I don't even want a birthday present because I got my birthday present.
Absolutely right.
So what time of the morning should she be delivering the baby?
We're scheduled for 6 a.m. induction.
So sometime shortly after that.
Come on.
So you induce, and then what happens?
Anybody ever induce the labor?
No.
Okay.
So how long does an induction take?
Yeah.
They will start her potosin drip at 6 a.m.
and yeah, then we just kind of wait for everything to take its course,
and it should be probably within eight hours.
Eight hours.
Is this your first kid?
This is our fourth son.
Oh, this is old old hat, that's why he's calling.
She's probably dripping right now.
He's like, hold on, I got Bobby on the phone.
How about this?
You excited still?
I'm sorry?
You excited still after all these babies?
Oh, absolutely.
You have four boys?
This will be our fourth boy, yeah.
It's what I was born to do.
Wow.
Does your wife want a girl?
She did, yeah.
But she said that this is it.
We're not doing it again.
Has she been pregnant for basically three years?
No, we're a blended family.
Oh, okay.
We've got our two oldest from a previous relationship and then now our two youngest.
Well, how about this?
I'm going to sign you, I'm going to sign you a book.
And making note of this, Ray, I'm going to say congratulations on your new baby, and I'm going to mail it over to you.
Is that okay?
I wrote a book.
I'd like you to have it.
Is that cool?
Absolutely.
Thank you, Bobby.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Hey, congratulations.
Congrats, man.
What a day.
And then happy birthday tomorrow, right?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Look at this guy.
And your name is Andrew in Colorado.
Where do you live in Colorado?
Connor for right near Evergreen.
Love it there.
That's my favorite places to go.
Yeah.
You used to do a little snow shoeing out there.
Is that a thing?
Yeah.
Snow shoeing?
Yeah.
Cool.
It's like the tennis rackets on your shoes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Snowshoeing where you put the tennis rackets on your feet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I used to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, hold on the phone.
Okay, man.
All right.
All right, there he is.
Hey, let's do it quick with him.
We'll get his info.
May have that baby while we're on the phone.
I'll send him my new book,
fail until you don't.
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Let's talk to Andrew and Arkansas.
Andrea.
What's happening?
Not much, just about to go into work.
I just wanted to say that I got to meet you and Eddie in Litter Rock when y'all were there a few months ago.
Yeah, what were we doing?
The Red Hiddish comedy tour.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
The Raging Giddies play a little acoustic set.
I did my comedy show.
Do you have fun?
Yeah, we had a blast.
And Eddie was amazing because he kept telling me and my best friend who was with me,
we'd probably freak it out because she was listening to you on her way to work, too,
that he would come see us
but we got to you first
and then the security guards
like we tried to go say
how to him and security guards
were like no y'all got to go
and he was like wait a minute
I promise
so he came over and talked to us
yeah that's see
that's what I do
I remember that Andrew
that was fun
well Andrea
I'm glad you came to a show
hope you had fun
I hope you thought Eddie was good
I thought I was good
hope you got your money's worth
how'd you feel about that
well way way better
okay well thank you very much
for your call have a good morning
You too have a great day
All right see you later
Hey Jessica and Georgia you're on
Hey this is
I just want to tell you all that
I really appreciate y'all
When I'm having a bad day
I listen to y'all all the time
And y'all make me smile
I listen to y'all
From the time I get up
Until time I can't listen to y'all
When I used to pick up my kids at school
Come on we like that
We like that right there
We love that
Yeah well appreciate that
Well my husband's a lot of so we usually
We usually over about 435 o'clock each morning
So I'm listening to y'all
We're getting ready
And on my way to work and everything
So, like I said, I really appreciate y'all.
And we're representing y'all down here in South Georgia.
Well, thank you very much.
Hope you have an awesome morning, and I appreciate you.
See you later.
Do you see the story about the guy who locked himself in the 24-hour fitness?
Oh, yeah.
He was working out, and they kind of closed the doors on him.
Oh, and then he's like, I can't get out.
But see, I was so confused by it because 24-hour fitnesses are supposed to be open 24-hour.
I know. Jonathan Santos was working out at a 24-hour fitness in Spring, Texas,
when he was unexpectedly locked inside.
He says he was in the locker room a few minutes before closing.
He saw an employee doing a final walkthrough.
The employee acknowledged his presence,
but then when he left the locker room, the doors were locked.
Yeah.
So here you go.
Jonathan Santos says he was in the locker room Friday night,
just a few minutes before it closed.
He says, an employee doing a final walkthrough acknowledged his presence.
But when he walked out of the lock...
Isn't that funny if they see you and then lock you in?
Like, hey, buddy, have a good night.
Click, click, click, click.
Like, wait a second.
Wait, I just, huh?
That's an accent.
Soccer room, he discovered the place was closed.
The doors were locked.
He said he had to call another location that was really open 24 hours to get some help.
I called in there was 24 hours.
Explain some situation.
But when the gentleman came back in to let me out, you know, there was no apologies.
It was like, hey, man, I told you we're closing.
That's funny, huh?
I told you were closing.
You didn't leave.
I did.
So I just locked you doing.
I mean, basically he was like, I'll show this guy.
You have to learn your lessons.
Somehow, and if I have to do it, okay.
Yeah, but it's weird that a 24-hour fitness isn't open 24 hours.
Very strange.
It should be like however many hours it's open.
16-hour fitness.
Like there's some branches.
Yeah, I didn't know that some of them weren't open 24 hours.
Because the one we used to go to back in the day, it was open 24 hours.
And I used to go before work.
For like a week, Amy said, I'm going to go work out every day before work.
At like 3 a.m.
And for like a week, she went and then she left her wedding ring there.
Oh, my.
It was a whole disaster.
The guy almost vacuumed it up because that's when they're doing all the cleaning.
Like nobody else is there, and the vacuum guy came up and almost sucked up my wedding ring.
It was what they would call an S show.
Amy would go.
She'd come in all like...
A hot mess.
My hair was all in a bun.
I was like, but I did my workout.
I left her wedding ring up there.
And then I was so tired.
It was dumb.
By like 8 o'clock, she was exhausted.
So much parent shaming in the room today.
Eddie, our video producer, has two boys.
How old are they?
11 and 5
So you take your kids bowling
And you let the bumpers come up
Yeah
And lunchbox is hating on you for that
I posted on Instagram
And he comes in the next day
And is like
I cannot believe you let your 11 year old use bumpers
I'm like it's easy for them
What's the problem
At 11 years old you have to learn
That bumpers are not there for you
You have to learn how to fail
At 11 years old
You can't have these safety nets
It's like you're avoiding him
Having a gutter ball
Because he's going to get a bat and mood
at what age?
16 are you going to finally going to take the bumpers down?
Listen, you think LeBron James was using bumpers at 11 years old?
No chance!
You've got to teach your kid.
Throw the ball down the middle of the lane or you get zero pins.
Ah, just hit the bumper?
What fun is that?
11-year-old.
He's old enough to know that bumpers are not needed.
I feel like when you take an 11 or a 10-year-old bowling or whatever,
they're going to throw the ball in the gutter a lot.
And it takes some fun out of bowling.
It really frustrates a person if he's like gutter, gutter.
It's not like he's going to be a professional bowler.
You're going to see him on Saturday mornings on TV.
Amy, what you thought on this?
I think it's fine.
Like, they're kids.
Especially if they're not used to bowling a lot.
The point is to go and have family fun.
And Eddie's right.
It's way more fun for everybody if pins are being knocked down.
It does seem like 11's kind of old for bumpers though.
No, my daughter's 11.
Eddie, no, they just don't.
They don't know.
He's not a bowler.
Lunchbox, when baby box is 11.
Do you want that to get better?
Or do you want to...
I don't care if he gets better.
If you don't care, then good.
But to me, I never got to have bumpers at, like, church bowling.
But, Bobby, that was your whole life.
You never got, like, the easy thing.
You didn't.
Your whole life was hard, yeah?
Growing up.
Don't use what it gets me for bowling.
No, I'm not shocked that you didn't get a bumper and bowling.
Like, I'm not shocked by that.
Like, it makes me feel bad for you.
It makes me feel like, you should probably go bowling and use the bumpers.
Like, right now, it'll feel good.
So you can know what that feels like.
You'll be like, take every single time I throw the ball.
I had a fin.
This is amazing.
Yeah, I don't, that's like why.
That's deep.
I know.
I know.
Sorry if I said that a little.
It just came to me right when you said it.
Well, is it too much?
No, no, not at all.
Okay.
You're not at all.
It's a good metaphor for life.
I mean, you just feel what it's like to have support once in a while.
We're like, it's okay.
Don't turn this on me, guys.
Those bumpers will not let you fail, Bobby.
They're there for you.
You don't have to always use them, but just know that sometimes they can be inflated.
Yeah, but that's what I'm,
This isn't about me, guys.
This is about Eddie's kids.
Man, Eddie's just a helicopter parent that doesn't want to...
But he is, a helicopter parent, yes.
He won't let his kids fail.
It teaches them to grow.
You want him to get better because at 16, he's going to be like,
no, I need the bumpers, man.
I've never bowled with the bumper.
No, 16, you draw the line.
Why?
I bet you when he bowls with his friends, I'll ask him next time.
I bet you when he goes with his friends, he doesn't use the bumpers.
It's just when he's with us.
Yeah, and when you have a five-year-old as a little brother.
You have to.
You can just like take them up and take them down.
No, you can.
Is it just a button?
Yeah.
Okay, that's a lot of time wasted.
Just get the game going.
Just making excuses for the 11-year-old.
I'm just saying.
When are you going to let your 11-year-old have social media?
Social media.
What's talking about?
When he's out of the house, 18?
When will you take the bumpers off his phone in his computer?
The bumpers in the phone?
First off, no phone.
Until when?
16, when you can drive, then I want him to have a phone.
And this is the phone, not a smartphone.
A phone.
At 16.
Are you going to let him stay at your house by himself,
sometimes and don't you think he'll need a phone before that?
Yeah, to call me on his phone, not his smartphone, not his computer.
He's not going to get a smartphone at 16?
No.
Let's say at 12 or 13.
When are you going to allow him to be left home alone?
It's a good question.
Because I already do that.
I'd say two years.
In 13, he can stay and watch his little brother, yeah.
Oh, my daughter's 11.
We leave her at home alone.
By the way, Amy's daughter's adopted to be in America for one year.
Hey, that's different parenting.
And I respect you, Amy.
said, I need to get her, but I need to find her some sort of phone that like, isn't like a smartphone where she can just call like three important numbers or something.
We got to do that because it just gets, I feel bad sometimes when we've left her there for too long.
Yeah, but the social media thing, get out of here, dude.
When he's 18, he can do his own Facebook and Instagram and Twitter.
18, so when he votes.
When he's out of the house, absolutely.
My daughter's been using my Instagram to communicate with some of her other Haitian friends that have been adopted.
Like, there's this one girl in particular.
She lives in Florida now.
She was at the orphanage at the same time.
And she's 16, so she has her own phone and Instagram.
And so I started following her, and then I let my daughter take my phone.
And they can, like, video message.
It's been so good for her.
And it's making me think, oh, shoot, should I get her Instagram?
You're looking at me like I'm going to change her bones.
If my son has a friend in Haiti that he wants to communicate with, he can do that when he's 18.
Well, there you have it.
Amy, you're on the ridiculous guy's side over here.
Well, for the bumpers, for good family time, like, that doesn't make me a helicopter payment.
All right.
We'll put this up on Facebook.
Just the bumper's question.
Just the bumper.
Just the bumper.
Not the live one.
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With Amy.
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You get that, pastor?
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This story comes to us from Florida.
Right now, high school seniors are applying to colleges, hoping their dream comes true to
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Well, the University of South Florida has sent 430 students an email saying,
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Oh, no.
You're coming to South Florida.
How many?
430. Well, this is the bonehead, so I would imagine that those letters aren't real?
No, the 430 people were supposed to get rejection letters.
Oh, no.
So they had to email four hours later and say, sorry, human error, you weren't supposed to get that email.
You think that's like a slot machine lunchbox?
Because you think if a slot machine messes up, they should just give you the money.
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So should this college have to let all 400 of them in?
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Our audio producer, Ray Mundo, who sits in the glass room.
so you were listening to a song in the car?
Yeah, my current girlfriend tried playing Colby Calais,
and it was the song Realized, and I just said,
hey, is there any way we can change it?
I really can't listen to that.
It reminds me of my ex-girlfriend in college
because she used to play Colby Calais all the time.
We take road trips to Dallas to see her parents,
and I couldn't just listen to that song
without thinking about my ex.
My girl's like, okay, I'll change it.
I won't play it.
This makes you think of your ex?
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Did you know Kobe Kelle?
LA just put together a country band.
There are four people in it. I think it's called Go West.
Two girls, two guys.
Did you know this? No.
Ray, so when she comes in to play this,
yeah, a lot of emotions, a lot of feelings
going to be going on. Do you miss your ex? I do not.
I do not, but it puts me right back in her
vehicle driving to Dallas.
Amy, what's yours?
Mine is John Mayer, Body is a Wonderland.
Tell me the story. Well, it just may, I can
listen to it. I'm not like Ray where I have to
change it. But if I hear this song, I think of my ex-boyfriend from college. I can't, I mean,
I'm thinking about it right now. Why are you so flustered about this? I'm not flustered,
but it's just, this is, I can't. Like, I'm immediately taken back to, yeah, the street I lived on,
he was my neighbor, all the things. How'd that end up? Kind of, oh, oh, he broke up with me.
Fizzling out, yeah? Yeah, we, we, he broke with me twice. Wait, what happened? He broke with me
twice. Like we went out twice and he broke with me twice. The second time we got back together and it was
like a, like I got a letter in the mail and I was like, okay, we're getting back together. And this is,
you know, it's my senior year of college. So clearly that's who you think you're going to marry.
Yeah. Because that's how it works. And then, yeah. What the handwritten letter say?
Basically that he wanted to give it another go. Like, he wanted to get back together.
So after you broke up, he wrote you a letter that says, let's get back together. And I got it in the mail.
Because he had already graduated. Then I got this.
letter in the mail, which who did that?
Nobody does handwritten letters, but he was at a coffee shop and shared with me all these
thoughts and feelings, and I opened it.
And I was like, okay, this is, wow, okay, this is what.
Why did you break up?
I've been waiting for.
The first time I was a second time.
First time.
Oh, first time, I was pretty miserable person.
I ran a marathon, and it messed me all up.
I couldn't walk.
I was angry, bitter.
Like, I was blood.
Like, just the whole thing was bad.
I shouldn't have done it.
But he was there to cheer me on along the way at the marathon,
and I got through that because of him and my mom.
They met me at like every mile marker that they could and gave me Advil and all the things.
But then after that, like I was just for months until I recovered, I was pretty miserable.
Why did you break up the second time?
I see why he broke up with me.
I don't have a lot going.
I don't know.
It just was not working.
And I guess I thought I wasn't really trying to figure out my life after college because
I thought we would just get married and I would move to South Texas.
and then so I didn't have a lot going on
and I think he wasn't really like impressed by that
but I would have had a lot going on
I just was waiting
Of course. He only knew you now
And then he took me to Mozart's and broke up with me
Oh wow
It's a coffee shop in Austin
Good for you guys
Mine's this
More than words
Yeah
Just because I had a girlfriend
We were together for a long time
And she's like we need a song
Like fine we'll change the channels
We put it on VH1 this was on
This is our song
This is a good one
But then it became our song
Yeah
So I hear it and I think of it
her.
Sorry, man.
It's drops of Jupiter by train because this chick that was, I guess she was my main squeeze
in college.
She loved a karaoke.
And guess what her karaoke song was?
This one.
Drops of Jupiter.
I mean, she had a good voice.
She could sing.
This is a tough song to sing, too.
Whenever we go and there's karaoke.
Oh, I know I'm going to sing my song.
So every time I hear this song, I think about her out of the bar, me and her drinking and
her singing drops of Jupiter.
Yeah.
She was hard to get rid of.
Was she?
You still see her on Facebook?
Yep.
How she looks?
She's still after you?
She ain't looking that good.
Oh, no, I mean, okay.
I mean, she has a good career in D.C.
I mean.
Don't.
Okay.
There you.
All right.
No, thank you.
Bobby bones.
We have a segment that we do every day for about two weeks or so.
It's called Get to Know the Bobby Bone Show.
And today, the question is, what's the greatest TV show finale of all time?
Amy, you're out first.
I mean, I feel like there's a lot of good ones, but I just have to go with a TV show that I love and it's friends.
Yeah? Do you like the finale?
Yeah, it's a good one.
It just makes me think I want a friend's to reunite.
Can I be the counter argument to that?
Yes.
That I don't think you do.
Why?
Because as much as you'd like to see what they're up to now, it will not be fulfilling.
They'll be older.
The best part about that is you don't know.
Because your mind goes into all these awesome places.
And you know what, in real life, they'd probably be divorced.
Somebody probably dead.
They'll just let you down.
Somebody died.
I'm just saying it probably is not all good.
Good.
Okay.
The great thing about friends is, in your mind.
You're just when all this is us on us.
Right, because that shows pretty realistic.
Right, but friends was just fun.
I'm sure everybody would come back and it would be great.
But the finale was good.
I like the finale.
Thinking about the finale makes me want them to come back and they can walk through Monica's apartment again.
That would be so cool.
No, that was like, don't ruin it years ago.
Don't ruin it.
Oh, okay.
They wouldn't go back to the apartment, but somebody lives there now.
Right.
Yeah, maybe Monica's daughter lives there in my mind.
Okay, see, you get to do that in your mind.
Okay.
Whatever they do, wouldn't be as good as?
that. Okay, what's yours? The office. Okay, see, I don't even know. I have no clue. Well, Dwight gets married
at the end, Angela. And so they end up getting married, and Michael Scott's been off the show for a couple
seasons at this point. I forgot he left. Yeah, he left. And then he shows up at the very end. Wow.
And Jim's, Dwight's best man, and Jim's like, I can't be your best man. He said, the rule is you have to be
older, you know, according to what you believe. And Dwight's like, no. And he goes, something,
and he looks over, and Michael Scott's her, that's what she said.
And it's really good.
That's how it ends.
No, then they have the wedding.
It ends.
They're all sitting in, they're all sitting in the office together.
Very cheersy.
Yeah.
Very, like, and they're all sitting in the office together.
And I just love it.
I cry every time I watch the finale of that show.
Yeah.
Jim and Pam's wedding, I cry too.
I'm going to have to check it out.
Once I make it there, I'm on like season three.
You got a ways to go.
Yeah.
It's good, though.
Lunchbox, best finale ever.
I've watched a lot of TV and the one that, I mean,
I've never seen something wrap up so well.
parenthood. I mean, it was so spot on. It wasn't forced. It just, and it gave you, it wrapped up everything so
perfectly and the emotion in it. Wow. I mean, such a great finale. I mean, who. I didn't watch
parenthood. He loves, he talks about this all the time. Did anyone else watch parenthood? I did.
You like it? Mm-hmm. Good. It's really good. It's a really, yeah, it's kind of like the OG,
this is us. Real life family kind of stuff. Very real. Yeah. We're, we're on a break. My
husband and I were binging it. I think we're on
season three, but we're on a break because it got
too real for my husband.
Yeah. I don't know.
You'll probably die. You don't like that, huh?
I don't know. He's like, I just
don't like the way this is making me feel.
I'm like, yeah, it's making you feel.
Like, that's fine. It's okay.
Like, feel your emotions.
Eddie, the best TV finale of all time
our video producer, Eddie? So I remember when I was a
kid, I watched this show. Cheers.
But I didn't really remember the finale.
So, like, I guess, someone
Remember when I went on Netflix and they still have cheers and I watched the finale just to remember what it was.
Because I remember as a kid being like, this is really sad.
I don't really remember that.
But the way it ends is so cool.
Like Sam, who's Ted dancing, shuts the bar down.
It's like, all right, bar's closing.
And then someone knocks the door like to come in.
And he's like, we're closed.
And all the lights go down.
Like, oh, I get chills just talking about it.
Morgan number two, you're 25.
So what is yours?
Mine's Friday night lights.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do I want to hear this?
I'm almost there.
No, don't.
No, you have to.
It's part of the bit.
I'm not going to watch it anyway.
I'm taking my headphones off because I'm almost there.
I'm literally like three episodes away.
Yeah, and Bobby, we've already told you you need to watch it.
You need to watch it.
You said you would.
I'll close my ears and you have 20 seconds.
Let me walk out of the room.
Well, I'm going to take my headphones off.
All right, morning number two, you can talk about what you liked about it.
Go.
Okay, it's just the end where it's all conclusive in the final game and everybody's all together
and their whole lives just kind of come conclusive to the end.
And you're really sad.
You're good.
She didn't give anything away.
Okay, cool.
All right, good.
Good.
It is a good finale.
It's a really bad.
Eddie was running around the room.
You can hear me going, ah.
Yeah.
I know.
I was about to be like,
oh, should I text my husband
and turn it down?
Because he just started season one.
Yeah, I texted.
But she didn't say anything crazy.
It's fine.
So, a little get to know us.
It's the shows that we love.
By the way,
Roseanne finale was terrible.
Nice back.
I mean.
Kinoches was a dream.
Yeah, it wasn't real.
It wasn't like that.
And then the second one that I didn't like.
The Wonder Years, it was okay.
but I was shocked because
I don't remember.
Remind me.
When he was married to somebody else,
he met her at the plane,
but he was married to somebody else.
And with them as adults?
Yeah, like they meet each other,
but then one of them has a husband or wife
and they're not together.
I love the how I met your mother ending.
People hated that one.
I love that one.
What about the Seinfeld one?
Aren't they in, like, in prison or some?
Yeah.
That's fine,
because that's what the whole show was based about nothing.
Nothing.
It's a show about nothing.
All right, there you go.
Get to know us.
Thank you.
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It's time for the good news. With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Aren't these stories pretty awesome when someone falls into the subway tracks or train tracks
and someone jumps down and saves them? Oh yes. I was going to say, yeah. Would you do that? Would you jump down in and save him?
I mean, depends if I, do you think I...
The answer's yes, Amy. Just say, yeah.
Well, no, if someone wait
Depends who it is.
No, but I mean, if they're way bigger than me,
how am I going to be of help to them?
In Philadelphia, the quick reaction of a subway passenger
saved the life of a woman who fell off of a platform
under the tracks.
Wow.
31-year-old Ben Runyon was on the platform and heard someone fall.
He realized she was on the tracks
and the train was probably about to come.
He jumps off and the train then came right after that.
Crazy.
Other pastures sprung into action and pulled,
like made a chain to help them both get it back up.
And she was taken to the hospital.
minor injuries. He had scrapes on his shin, but that was it. And he was like adrenaline. He said,
and I had to save her. Anyway, I thought that was cool. He'd risk his own life. And that's like,
all right, time to go. And he did it. So that's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobby Boom. Come on.
Dan and Shea in the studio next. And hopefully they'll sing the parody that we wrote called Chipotle.
Well, it's Tequila is their song.
When I taste tequila, but it says, when I taste Chipotle. Yeah, you'll see if they sing.
I always feel weird asking my friends to do that, but whatever.
Over to Amy now with the early edition of the Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny!
What do you call a doctor who's always on call?
What do you call a doctor who's always on call?
An oncologist.
Come on.
Come on.
Nailing them there.
That was the Morning Corny.
I can see oncologist telling that joke at work.
today.
That's good.
In case we got any.
Oncologist that butt?
Cancer.
Kement.
Kempos.
Yeah, cancer.
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
Oh.
Got it.
That's a proctologist, isn't it?
Colonoscopist.
No, that's not the thing.
No.
Yeah.
Yes.
Regardless, that's a good joke.
The Friday morning conversation with Dan and Shay.
There they are.
Come on.
Come on.
There they are.
Nobody hotter right now.
Nobody hotter in all the music.
Look at these guys.
Come on in here.
Sit down, boys.
How are you guys?
Good, man.
How you doing?
Hey, Dan.
I like that sweater.
Thanks.
I like your sweater.
Thank you.
Shea?
Here I am.
Did not get the memo.
Oh, no sweater.
No sweater.
Could I try it a little harder.
Look at you too.
It's like I'm watching like my friends go off and get famous and come back to my hometown.
Look at you guys.
Every time I look, it's like you guys setting another record about something.
It's all your fault.
It's not my fault.
Listen to this.
It's your fault.
Let's go through some of the accolades real quick.
Uncomfortably for you guys, but I love doing it.
By the way, they're nominated for an Iheart Radio Award for Country.
Song of the Year for Tequila. We love that. There really is. There is.
Nominated for two Grammy Awards. Come on.
Come on. Look at that right there.
Speechless was number one on the radio chart for four weeks.
Come on, come on, come on. Look at that.
It's a good way to start today.
Right. I'm feeling really good about myself.
You walk in a room. You would just like, man. I wish that would happen every day.
Like, I wish I'd get home. I'm family like, wow. You know, you work so hard. Good job, guys.
What's that like? You have a whole family now, huh?
It's crazy, man. Asher's about to turn two.
Just got his driver's license.
Already, too?
Yeah, he just got his driver's license, starting him early.
It's crazy, man.
It makes everything that you do just a little bit, you know, not more like, you know,
everything has a little bit more weight to it, every decision you make.
What's the wife dynamic with you two and your wives?
It's awesome, man.
Obviously, it's a struggle sometimes when you're touring.
No, with each other.
Do they hang out?
No, no, they like each other?
No, they love each other.
They love each other.
They're good friends.
Yeah, we'll make it up like, there's a big battle going on right now.
They're great, man.
They love each other.
I was looking at Dan your Twitter.
I follow you.
Oh,
yeah.
I'm sorry.
And you're the only person I know that is as neurotic as I am about lists.
Oh my gosh.
And I was checking things off.
It's important.
It's very important.
When I do this show, Dan, I have to mark off every single thing.
Do you have to handwrite it to?
If you do it on an iPhone or so, but it doesn't work as well.
So I'll type it, I'll print it and then I have to check everything off.
And by the time I walk out of the room, everything has to be crossed off.
Absolutely.
And if anything is left, the day is not complete.
I even put like very mundane things on there, like make coffee, make the bed, like shower,
do things that I know I'm going to do so that I feel good about myself at the end of the day.
Wow, I accomplished a lot of things today.
I'm surprised you're not uniform guy.
Because for me, I try to do all the little things like on my comedy tour or my band.
I have the same clothes every time.
I make uniforms.
I just want to think about that.
I kind of do that.
I kind of got that down.
I keep it pretty simple.
I haven't bought a new pair of clothes in years.
I apologize to everybody out there who's got pictures with me and I'm wearing the same thing and every...
I think I wore this last time I came in here.
I thought about that this morning before I left.
It's not the same interview from three months ago.
It's just the same sweater.
Yeah, it's definitely not because his hair's longer.
It keeps growing.
I like to keep mine open.
Like, my world is wide open.
Like, I don't make any lists.
You're like lunchbox and Dan's like me.
Yeah.
Because if I don't make a list, then I don't, you know, there's nothing to check off.
Then maybe I did a lot.
You don't know what you didn't do.
Yeah, either way, like ignorance is bliss sometimes.
It's like, well, I might have to make a list.
I've got a lot done today, but there's no list.
I love that speech list did so well.
Because I feel...
You guys called that.
You called that.
That was like the first time we saw people react to it in person.
When we sang it acoustic here.
When the record came out.
And you played it on Dancing with Stars.
The night I won the show.
It's crazy, dude.
I don't think we've seen you since then.
Congrats, man.
Yeah.
No, maybe not.
I don't think we have.
Congratulations, dude.
I kind of went off and turned it to a big star.
Into the sunset.
No.
Talking about our friends getting in the fame.
I came back and you guys have all the hits, man.
Look at this.
Come on.
Amy, say something about him.
I mean, no.
It's hot in here because they're so hot right now.
Your sweater game's on point today too.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
We're all in the sweater.
No, I agree with Bobby.
Like, I think, I know other songs y'all have on this album too.
I don't know what all is coming up, but I just feel like it's going to be hit after
hit after hit.
The next one's all to myself.
You get that on the Friday morning dance party.
I don't even live.
Let me tell you the truth.
We're all in music.
We don't have time to listen to everything.
I try to listen to as much as possible.
Most time somebody put out an album.
I'll listen to a few tracks.
On to the next thing.
Because things are coming out like crazy.
Totally.
I actually know you guys as like album tracks.
Dang.
I know.
I know.
That's how good they are.
We know yours too, man.
Thank you very much.
I like the Chipotle song.
I like Chipotle as well.
Here was the issue.
Amy and I were talking about this on the air last week.
I wrote this song a long time ago.
And also one of your co-writers had texted me too.
Nicole Gallium was like,
you should change the words up on this part of the song.
So she's also been involved in this parody a little bit.
She's a double rider.
Yeah.
She got it twice.
No money on this one, though.
There's nothing here.
I don't know, man.
It might take off.
It could, dude.
We wrote this, and I was like, should I ask them to do it?
Because you're almost too close to friends that I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
Because most of the I don't care.
I won't see, some artists will come in.
I'll never see them again for like three months.
And who cares.
But it's like, I don't want you doing anything uncomfortable.
And then I have to see you again in four days.
I think this is, first of all, we love Chipotle.
We frequent it.
So this is kind of a, this song's close to our heart
Especially this version specifically
I'm honestly going to Chipotle when I leave here today
Yeah, very good
I swear if anybody wants to go with this
Wrote this song to the tune of tequila
But instead of tequila
It's when I taste Chipotle
Now did you guys have to sing it in the back
You can run it through?
We haven't really ran it through
No, but I'm just kind of going to go with my heart on this one
It may, okay, so just change it up however you want
Okay
The words may not fall exactly in your melody
Okay so you make it be you
This is gonna be really great
Okay so here we're gonna help
us on the course? No, no, no. Because I really liked
a lot of your melodic spice
to it. I may go high. Okay.
When I take...
I'm the high doctor.
Yeah, you gotta have it. Is that good? I like that.
I'm into it. Here we go. Dan and Shay
doing the raging idiots parody of
Chippole.
Hey guys, so because of licensing
roles, we can't play anything with music
on this Iheart radio channel
or podcast anymore, but you can go to
bobbybones.com to see it. We hate
that we had to take it down. Wasn't our decision,
but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up
as much as possible.
So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear
whatever you're missing right now.
And thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff.
There it was.
They were so good.
They were too good.
I mean, so good.
That might take off, honestly.
That's going to go to the deluxe version of the album.
It should.
It's going to be the lead single on the deluxe.
It was so good.
You made it less funny because you two are so good.
I know.
Like the farm fresh avocado and the handpicked cilantro.
I was like, this is a love song?
Yeah.
It's good rhymes.
It's the first time cilantro has ever been used in his song.
Thank you very much.
Very good stuff.
That was a well-written, thank you.
Charity song.
It really was.
Just some carving, you know.
Yeah.
Like, that was a masterpiece.
Man, come on.
I felt it.
I didn't even realize that I was singing about Chipole, whatever I was in it.
I was so serious about it, that it felt right.
Dan and Shay are here.
We're going to play tequila.
Let's play the real version.
We'll come back with these guys.
Dan and Shay here on the Bobby Bone Show.
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The Friday morning conversation.
Like Dan and Shea.
No, it didn't hit me.
No, no.
It doesn't hit me like it did.
Dan and Shea here.
We're just talking over all this stuff.
You guys good?
We're good, man.
Put your headphones back on.
That's why you can't hear.
Well, you know.
The thing was fired over your head.
You couldn't hear it.
I don't make lists.
I don't listen.
Yeah.
There's some imaging going.
We're going to start your list here.
I'm going to put headphones on.
You're going to check that out.
In the radio studio.
Yeah.
Listen to radio.
Yeah, my list are like, you know, wake up.
It's like a mental list
You know, wake up
Try to be a good person
You guys announced your headlining tour
And it sold out on like one second
It's crazy, man
And then you were going on tour with Florida Georgia Line
Yeah
How did that happen?
Man they actually
You know, we had been
We're friends with those guys
We love them, we're huge fans that are music
And they just
They'd come to us
And with the idea and asked if we wanted to join
And we thought it was a perfect fit
So we're pretty stoked about that
And being on the roads with your
Road with your friends
It's a different experience
Because a lot of times
You'll get to know the artist
Which is awesome too
You know you get friendship
from touring with somebody for the first time,
but we've known those guys for a while
and a lot of our buddies on that,
so it's going to be a big old family out there.
Who have you guys taken out to open for you over the years
that you've kind of seen grow up,
and now they're doing a thing?
Let's see.
Our first tour we took out...
Ed Shearing.
It's been good for him, Taylor Swift.
We had her out just a couple days.
Now, our first tour ever, we took out Cam.
Oh, yeah, you guys believe in a big way.
Cam's amazing.
That's cool.
One of the best voices ever.
I think after that we took out Kelsey Ballerini.
Day, come on.
Yeah, doing the thing.
Who else do we take?
We had Cannon Smith out for a tour.
I think when we took, none of them had had number one songs yet.
They were singing the number one songs, but they hadn't climbed up the charts.
What about you guys?
Who did you guys go out with early?
Took chances on you to be the baby act.
I think the first tour ever we did was Blake Shelton.
No, it was Hunter Hayes.
The very, very first one was?
Yes.
Okay.
Hunter Hayes was.
And then we toured with Blake Shelton.
Hunter Hayes was a really great one for us because I think we did two tours with him
and his fans were really receptive and great.
And so were Blake's.
We went out with Darius Rucker.
Yep, Darius is awesome.
He gave us watches.
Very nice guy.
At the end of a tour?
Very generous guy.
Like, what kind of watch?
Like, this one is worth more than my entire life.
For all of you listening on the radio, I'm going to be doing a description of this one that starts with an R and ends with an X.
No way.
Got y'all Rolexes?
It's called Rostex.
It's a close.
Casio sort of vibe.
Darius gave you Rolexes?
Yeah.
That's pretty well.
What do you say when he gives it to you?
Thanks.
I'm sorry.
Does Darius hand it to you in person?
or is it like sitting in your dressing room when you walk in?
No, he actually called us in there.
And we had kind of heard that he gives great gifts
because we'd had some friends that had toured with him before.
So yeah, he like called us in there
and he just had these Rolex boxes on the table and gave them to us.
I think we gave him a bottle of like yellow tail wine or something like $10.
Yeah, but he's a rich one.
Yeah, what do you buy?
That's really tough because like whenever you're the opener
and they get you a gift, it's like what do you get a craft project?
You make them something nice.
Yeah, something thoughtful.
With macaroni.
We're not very thoughtful.
Yeah, we try our vest, but it's hard.
I try to pay them in memories.
Oh, that's good.
I like that.
Pay the memories, that's good, yes.
Because, you know, they're going to forget, you know, a gift.
Like, you probably don't even remember what you got last year for Christmas, you know.
From this show, nothing.
None of these guys got me anything.
Yeah, just memories, you know, good times.
We bought Blake shot in a suitcase, like a nice little carry-on suitcase.
The man was carrying a duffel bag from, like, 1976.
That's how he had all his luggage in it.
He's got a billion dollars, and he had this radial.
Yeah, he's definitely never taking the tags off the suitcase. We got him.
You know when he's in town because he lives in L.A. in Oklahoma, right?
But when he's here, he just lives in a bus.
Mm-hmm.
He just parks outside of Warner Bros.
He just parks the bus and lives on the bus.
That's solid.
The guy has a billion dollars.
I think that's his net worth $1 billion.
Just finding this out now.
Isn't it really?
Are y'all just throwing up?
Well, y'all said it like three times.
I was like, wait a see.
He was in Uber early.
Yeah, you got in early.
I feel like if you said, though, like people would probably believe that, like a billion dollars.
Like, well, you know, it is a voice.
Yeah, it's a voice.
Yeah. Would you guys play a wedding at this point for money, for enough money?
We'll do pretty much anything for enough money. Yeah. We've done a few weddings. We did a surprise wedding, which was actually really cool. The parents reached out and we were already in Florida and we showed up at the wedding and we sang. We were kind of nervous, though, that like the parents, you know, reached out to the wrong artist and the girl didn't actually like us. And we got up there and she walked out and she was dancing from the ground up. And we started singing from the ground up. It was a great video. Good little reaction video. You know, good one for the gram.
You had so many wedding songs.
songs. Yeah, man. It's tequila. It's kind of crazy. We like to, we love love. So, yeah,
we sing about what we know. I love that you love, love, love that you love Chipotle. I do.
I also love it. So, yeah. I saw Charlie Puth tweet about you guys, and he was like, where
have I been? I just heard tequila for the first time. But that's because the song's like
crossing over now and it's being heard on all the, because I'll flip over the pop station
and think I'm on the country station. I'd be like, nope, my dudes, they're crossing over.
That's awesome. And that just means it's so successful over here that people are like, oh,
we should play this too. Like, I root for that. I hope, and hip,
pop stations play you guys. That's what I'm hoping.
We're working on it. The hip hop stations, the polka stations,
like get post Malone on the song.
That would be the greatest thing in the world.
Maybe on, I heard he really loves, is it Olive Garden that he really loves?
Yeah.
We could maybe make an Olive Garden parody at some point to something, get Post Malone on it.
I think we could do it.
Be a pretty big one, I think.
Absolutely.
Anyone proposed at your shows? You guys do that?
Yeah, that happens a lot.
It's a dangerous thing. When you bring one person up to propose on stage, then, I mean,
the inbox on Instagram blows up after that is like,
hey, I'm thinking about getting engaged.
I don't have a ring yet.
But can I come on, everybody wants to come on stage.
So it's tough.
When you do one, you got to, I don't know.
I feel bad for our manager, Lisa.
She's hanging over here.
You get a lot of emails every day, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Sorry.
Invitations are nice.
People will send invitations, and it just makes me feel good that we, you know, they thought of us.
Even if we can't make it, it's a very sweet thing, you know, that somebody thought that much of you that they invited you to the wedding.
I know how, like, hard it is to make those wedding lists.
So the fact that we get invited.
I know, like, some of their probably cousins didn't make it, but y'all did.
100%.
Like, well, Grandma, listen, I know that she loved me, but it's just not going to work out.
We got it, invite Dan and Shane.
Like, oh, I've been here your whole life, no big deal.
Do you guys feel that as the success mounts, you have more and more people wanting to be your friends?
Do you feel that?
You feel that a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's all good, though, man.
That's why I text you less.
I do the opposite.
Come on.
Reverse psychology.
Yeah, I'm like, you know what?
So, yeah, how do you manage that?
Or how do you?
I don't know.
I think you know who your friends are.
I think it's, you could tell when people coming out of the woodwork.
But it's all good.
We've got great people around us.
That's a good thing about Nashville.
People have been cool to us ever since we got started.
You know, people are, there's more people coming out of the woodwork, especially from high school.
I open up Facebook.
I do it very rarely.
In Facebook, you know, they make you go to a separate app now for, like, messages called Messenger, I guess.
It's a little tricky, a little confusing.
But you see like all these kids who like didn't have the time for you in high school, like reaching out.
Dude, I saw you on Fallon the other night, man.
It was awesome.
We should get together.
I don't, should we?
Yeah, the best part is, like, people assume, I don't know what people, you know,
go through in their minds when they see you, like on Facebook or Instagram, they reach out.
They're like, hey, man, it's so good to see you. Like, I remember back in high school,
I saw you once. You're like, we weren't friends in high school. So yeah, it's interesting how
people, they just, they feel that, you know, you kind of owe them, I guess, I don't know,
in a way, with friendship, even though you haven't really ever hung out with them before, but
it's interesting. I don't know. It's all good, though. It's part of it, man. But like I said,
this town has been so good. Nashville has been so good to us since the beginning. I mean,
And it's just, it's a community.
Whether you're like a struggling artist with no record deal or, you know, Blake Shelton,
you're still hanging out, walking down Music Row.
And it's a lot of good people.
So we're thankful for that.
Man, look at these guys, AIM.
I know, I'm looking.
I know.
Imagine, I mean, this is what's happened in five years.
Imagine in five more years.
Can't crazy.
We'll be back here trying to sing Savage Garden.
You know.
Bobby, please.
Can you know what's?
We're saying a lot of songs in here.
Yeah.
And I was going to put a lot of songs.
And you guys are always up for it.
from, I didn't even know you guys,
you were friends with Nata,
used to work on the show.
And I was like, man, when your first song came out,
I was like, they sound like a really cool version of Savage Guard.
You guys came in and played Savage Guard,
and I was like, okay, we're gonna be friends forever.
And then you did Boys of Men.
Yeah.
I brought an electric guitar and an amp one day,
we did Ed Shear.
And I don't know why I would just brought an acoustic guitar.
I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea.
I rolled an amp in and put it over.
I mean, that was probably, I don't know,
it sounded awesome.
I mean, our stories are so intertwined that I got called for a television job because someone that works with you was watching video of yours and saw me in it and was like, we need to get that guy in.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of guys who have billions of dollars.
Yeah.
Their manager.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know what you.
I don't know what, yeah.
Him and Blake are equal.
Do you guys Google your net worth and see what people say about you?
I try not to Google myself at all.
I think I did it one time like a long time ago
I didn't I didn't Google my network
Are we the only ones who do you guys Google net worth too
Is that a weird thing?
I Google everyone same
Except for our own I don't do that
I don't want to know yeah I have no idea
You don't want me to tell you right now
I don't I don't I don't
I don't I listen I got it pulled up
We've had too much fun
But it's divided by two right
What does it say?
They're listed together
Text it text it
Our parents is in the show
Wow okay so right now it lists
dance current network.
It's very low.
To be calculated around.
It gives a number and then it says
and counting.
Oh, wow.
It's counting.
Counting up or down though.
Yeah, it's true.
It can't be negative.
Can you make up your, like can you put that in there
like Wikipedia?
No, you can't do that.
That's a bummer.
I'm sad that I'm just finding this off.
The picture they have of you here, Dan, it's so crazy
because your hair is so short and like tight on the side.
Are you going to leave it, they're letting it grow or what?
What's the deal?
I don't know.
We've been having.
good luck with the long hair growing out, so I think I may leave it rocking for a minute.
My wife, she's into it, so it's kind of all that matters.
As long as your hair grows, your net worth will go up.
Dan, I'm going to keep it going.
It'll be on the floor soon.
What's it rhyme with?
Dan, you can go shopping for more clothes.
I'm for real.
What's it right?
I know you said you haven't shopped in a while, but like, you can.
I'm going to drop a name right now.
We were hanging out with Sean Mendez recently, and I bought this sweater that I'm
wearing right now.
I mean, there's like dog hair.
It's like all pilled up.
It's bad sweater.
And he was like, dude, I want to buy that sweater off you.
I literally got this on sale at H&M in, like, 2006.
It was $599 there.
But yeah, it's coming back.
He didn't know that.
You should be like, yeah, man, you know, it's actually a G.
I would have to go cut the tags.
It does look more expensive than that.
$1,000.
It's a custom.
Years ago.
I could let it go for five G's.
I could let it go.
I'm going to play this one here.
You guys are killing it.
We'll see you with your next big hit.
If a song doesn't go number one for multiple weeks now, is that a failure?
Dude, I got to tell you this story.
Oh, boy.
Speechless.
Okay.
So we came in here.
We sang acoustic.
We sang acoustic.
We sang Speechless Acoustic.
That was like the first time we ever performed it.
And this one girl kept blowing me up on social media.
It was like, I like that version way better than the album version.
People love acoustic tracks for some reason.
And she was like going crazy.
And she was like, I need this.
I'm getting married next weekend.
And I don't want to use the real version.
So I exported like, I don't know, the mix from that day of the speechist acoustic performance and sent it to her.
Oh, is that right?
Off a drop box.
So I hope it worked.
So she's getting married to our audio.
All right, lady.
Let's get that name.
Let's get that invoice out there to her.
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, listen, guys, I'm so happy for you.
Thank you, man.
Couldn't be happier.
I love to see, you know, as the accolades come in, just remember who you are.
I appreciate that.
Dan Wilson and Shay Johnson.
That's right.
I wish I was Dan Wilson.
He's got a nice net worth.
Oh, Shay, just so that you know your net worth is under review.
It's under review?
Oh, Dan is lifted, but Shays, isn't it?
They're like, there's some problems here.
There's no way that this guy would be making over $20.
Is this my website?
He has a
He has a website called
Shaysnetworth.com
Yeah, $20.
Listen, fellas,
you got to go.
I don't have to go, but you have to go.
I'm being told by your people,
you got to go.
Thank you so much for coming in.
I'm going to play Speechless.
Good luck with the next one.
Good luck with the Grammys.
Good luck with your kid.
Thank you, man.
Anything else, Eddie?
Do you want to wish them luck on?
Just all the upcoming hits.
Oh, all the upcoming hits.
Yeah, the grandkids.
When they come.
Anything else, Eddie?
All the call.
The college money that they're going to have to spend.
All of that.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
Dan, do you have any new puppies?
I don't.
I've still got three at the moment.
Dan's like, I love that they're all about dog rescue.
Dan and Abby.
It's so cute.
That would be his wife.
Yes.
But I mean, like Dan, just like volunteer in the dog shelter, like hanging out.
Saturday afternoons.
Petco, Bellevue.
Yeah.
It's always tough.
Abby wants to bring the dogs home.
But we've fostered recently.
Four is a little bit, four is very tough.
And the heat's broken in my studio right now.
And Abby's like, we'll get the heat fix.
Here, you can fix the heat. I'm like, we can also make music out there.
Amy's got the page still up.
Fix the heat. You're good.
It's expensive.
There they are.
Dana Chey, everybody.
All right.
Good to see you, boys.
There they are.
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I saw on Twitter it's what's the greatest soundtrack of all time from movies.
So what I'll do is I'll actually, just play a game.
I'll give you songs.
You guys can write your answer down.
Okay.
These are all songs from a movie soundtrack.
Just name the movie.
Here you go.
You'll get three songs.
The time of my life.
Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.
How about
Hungry Eyes?
All in the same soundtrack?
Yeah, same soundtrack.
And Be My Baby by the Ronnettes.
Amy's in.
I'm in.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm in for the win.
All right, let's go over to...
Let's go with Lunchbox.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
Amy was in so quick.
Got to be a pretty woman.
It is not.
Yes.
Eddie.
I'm going to go with Dirty Dancing.
Amy?
Dirty dancing.
There you go.
Points for you two.
All right, next up, I'll play three songs from a movie.
Name that movie.
This is from the soundtrack.
Phil Collins.
In the air tonight.
Wow.
This could be so many ones.
Okay, here's this one.
Flowrider, right round.
And the candy shop, which is originally by 50 cent, but in the movie, it's not.
It's done by the Dan Band.
I'll take it to the candy shop.
I let you lick the lily pie
Go ahead
What movie's this?
I'm in.
Lunchbox.
Bridesmaids.
No.
Eddie.
Boogie Knights.
No.
Amy.
Hangover.
Yes.
What?
Amy!
The airdrums with Phil Collins?
We're like, do, do, do, too.
I remember that.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right, let's do another one.
What movie is this from?
The climb.
The climb.
Crazyer from Taylor Swift
And bless the broken road from Rascal Flats
Every long lost dream
Let me to where you are
Others who broke my heart
They were like no
I'm in for the win
Armageddon
Eddie
I mean it's a chick flicks
I'm going to go with a notebook
Amy
Some Nicholas Sparks movie
No it's not
It's actually
Hannah Montana the movie
Which was the big song
Was the climb
Yeah
There's a movie
There's always gonna be
Another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it
Yeah you should have
What's the score
Amy has two
All right
I mean Eddie
We really shouldn't
Morgan number two
You know that one
It's fine
Yeah I didn't
It's fine that we didn't
It's fine
No it's not Amy
He didn't get the point
Name this one
Take my breath away.
I'm in.
What's soundtrack?
Amy.
Berlin. Take my breath away there.
Kenny Loggins Danger Zone.
Cheap trick, mighty wings.
I'm in.
I'm in for the win.
Top gun.
Eddie?
Top gun.
All right.
Everybody got that right.
We have a tie.
Hey, did you ever watch that?
I forget.
Okay.
I did.
We have a tie?
No, Eddie has two.
Amy has three.
Oh, Amy won.
Woo!
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
There she goes.
There she goes.
I was about to do a tiebreaker, but Amy's our winner.
Amy, would you know this one?
Is this the real life?
What movie's this?
Is this just fantasy?
Fuxillade.
Some of Will Ferrell?
Wayne's World.
Oh.
All right, but you're the winner, Abe.
There she is.
Amy, our big winner.
There it is.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
There's a grocery store in New Hampshire.
full of customers, people buying their groceries, you know, got to feed the family,
people start getting in line.
All of a sudden, the cash registers all crash.
Go out of service.
They can't check anybody out.
People are getting angry.
They're getting upset.
What are you going to do?
The manager says, guess what everybody?
Free groceries for everybody.
Wow.
You get free groceries.
You get free groceries.
And if that's me, oh, wait, I forgot something.
Oh, of course.
Oh, man.
That's cool, though.
Yeah, good one.
That's what's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
I have a lot of nicknames, but you know the one that I like the most of it was given to me?
Country Music's youngest historian?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't make it up, but I'll take it.
It's perfect.
So, that's why we do this segment on this day in country music.
The Bobby Bones Show.
On this day in country music.
It's a double today, folks.
That's right.
It's a double.
On this day in 1993,
Brooks and Dunn released their song,
Hardworking Man.
Hardworking Man.
Take it, Amy
I got it all on the line
For a piece of the promised land
That it, girl
Take it Eddie
I know what, sing it
It's a candle up again
About the only way to keep the fire
Going is to outrun the wind
Come on
Hardworking Man was written by Ronnie Dunn
By himself
Wow
My Bad
It was released as the first single
And title track from the album
Hard Working Man
It was a big hit for the duo
It peaked at number four.
It didn't even go to number one.
And it's such a legendary song.
It won of my Grammy.
Hardworking man.
Take it, Amy.
I got it all on the line for a piece of the promised land.
All right, good, good, good, good.
All right, that's one.
Ready for number two?
Come on.
The Bobby Bones Show.
On this day in country music.
Today.
In 1999.
20 years ago today,
Garth Brooks had the number one country album with Double Live.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Central Park?
It's amazing.
A little bit, I'm getting teary.
I just thinking about it.
It's so good.
So, I mean, what you want here?
By the way, if I'm right, this is the first song on the CD.
Is that right?
Yeah, if I listen to this so much.
Do you open up with Calmed?
Yeah, if I'm right, you can, somebody can me check that on the, because I don't want to be wrong as far as,
I don't listeners like meet me up over it.
Come on.
Sometimes I'll hang out.
Come on.
How awesome is that?
You're right.
What is it?
Calling Baton Roos.
First song?
Yep.
Yeah.
Unanswer prayers.
Friends in Low Places live.
I like my guard laughs live because that's how you know it's live.
And the dance.
Listen to him to sing it back.
It was the 10th album by Gar, the two-desk live album.
It became the best-selling live album in the United States since Eric Clapton's unplugged in 1992.
He's amazing.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I'll be singing as loud as a lot as...
I've done this.
I've been.
I've just sang my brains out.
Day.
I go, woo!
Like that guy right there.
Anyway, today's a good day
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Here's Amy's pile of stories.
America's most expensive home just sold.
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
You know how much?
20, no, how much?
$238 million.
Wow.
And the crazy part is...
Wait, how much?
238 million.
That's a quarter of a billion dollars.
Yes.
Million.
Oh, it's almost quarter of a billion.
So, I mean, when I read that, I'm picturing...
No, it's $250.
You would be a quarter of a billion.
So this is what?
238.
Oh, so close.
So close, yes.
So I'm picturing, like, sprawling estate, all kinds of things.
Nope, this is a 24,000.
square foot four-story condo in New York over Central Park.
Oh, it's all about location.
Yeah.
A condo cost $238 million?
Wow.
What does someone do that they have that kind of money to buy that?
Who buys it?
A New York hedge funder named Ken Griffin.
Shout out Ken.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't even know what really a hedge funder does.
He funds hedges.
Yeah, he cuts hedges and then uses that money to fund other things.
Wow.
I saw that Matt Damon bought the most expensive.
of one in Brooklyn recently, and it was like $20 million or something.
Like a condo.
His new neighbor is Sting.
The wrestler?
No, Sting.
But what's crazy is for $238 million, he just bought the raw space.
He still has to pay to design it and furnish it and all that.
Yeah, luncheon is a good point.
It's not done yet.
He just bought it.
And then he says, okay, I want these countertops.
So that's an extra $500,000, whatever.
Oh, that's going to be nothing to do that.
Yeah, but that's like chum change.
Yeah.
I want that lifestyle.
Well, yeah, but you have to do something.
It's a whole other level.
You'd be happy with like a 10th or a 20th or a 50th of this lifestyle.
Yeah.
What else?
Okay, so I have opening lines that actually work on dating sites, but I want to just
read through them to you, Bobby, and I want to hear your answer.
Okay.
It'll be a little getting to know you segment for you.
What would you say your theme song is?
Ever?
In life.
Your Bobby Bones theme song.
Buddy Holly about Weezer.
Ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly.
That's fair enough.
Yeah.
So when it comes to pizza, are you cheap?
Cheese, pepperoni or Hawaiian.
I'm pepperoni.
Why, do I win?
Like, what?
Yeah.
Point of this.
These are getting to know.
Opening lines to actually work on dating sites.
Like, all you have to do, if you're trying to, oh, or you could slide into someone's
DM and just be like, cheese pepperoni or Hawaiian.
Oh, that's a question.
So it's not opening line.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I would never do that.
It's kind of weird.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, fine.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Please help me.
Oh, wow.
What?
Desperate, dude.
Not good.
Okay.
How would you describe yourself?
me in three words.
Funny, smart.
Thank you.
Hardworking.
You put a hyphen in there?
Okay.
Funny, smart, driven.
Thank you very much.
Okay, what else?
Let's see.
If you had to pick a TV character to describe you, who would it be?
Well, it would probably be Chandler on Friends.
Really?
Okay.
Maybe, Chandler, maybe Jim from the office.
Like a mixture of Chandler and Jim.
Jim?
Like a normal guy by...
Jim being.
Yeah.
That's what I would say.
Okay.
I have the annoying things that people are doing at the gym because...
Is this a new story?
Yeah, we're moving on.
But good job.
Good job playing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So everyone's working out because it's still part of the new year and everyone's at the gym and they're everywhere.
So these, if anybody in this room is this person at the gym, you need to stop.
Go ahead.
The extreme grunter.
No, I'm not.
Sometimes I'll grunt a little bit.
But no, I'm not the extreme grunter.
What else?
The equipment hog.
Like, you're just hogging.
No.
Not sharing.
Not paying attention to, like, who needs to use something else.
I'm pretty courteous gym guy.
Okay.
And I use lightweights.
The creep who stares at other people?
Now, here's my tactic on that.
I don't stare, but if I'm going to look, I look through a mirror.
Oh, no, don't do that.
I'll bounce it.
Because, yeah, if you're going to look, you don't want to look right at them.
You're going to get busted in the mirror one day.
Sometimes I've been busted.
So embarrassing.
I know, I know.
I know. I am what I am.
And the narcissist.
Like, you just cannot stop looking at yourself.
When I work out, I do.
look at myself a lot.
Well, yeah, I think form is important.
Everyone does.
I mean, but this is like your, there are some guys, because honestly it's mostly guys, you see
at the gym that they just like cannot stop flexing and checking themselves out and looking
at themselves at all angles.
No, mostly I'm kind of looking and just begging.
Begging what?
Please get bigger.
What do I have to do to you?
Come on, please.
Well, something.
Yeah.
I'm a pretty courteous gym guy.
Okay.
So there you go.
Those are things not to do at the gym because people find them annoying.
All right.
I made me, that's my pile.
Bobby Bonds!
Hope everybody has a good weekend.
Amy, what are you doing?
I'm getting my hair cut this weekend.
Yeah?
Again, and colored, maybe.
Maybe lighter.
Shorter and lighter.
Lighter?
It's January 25th, so...
I'm just getting ready for summer.
Is that what it is?
Are you already going summer?
No, I just feel like I want to go a little bit shorter and a little bit more blonde.
You know, they say when you give up, you cut all your hair off.
Yeah.
Are you slow?
Because your hair is getting shorter and shorter.
Yes. No, I'm not giving up. I just feel like I'm, I'm, I finally cut my hair off and now every time I go, I take a little bit more off. Because in short hair, a lot of girls are getting their hair cut short right now. I think it's like a thing. I like it. And it's way easier to do. So that's the point right there. I'm into it. Yeah. What about you?
I'm leaving to go to Hawaii right after this. I'm going to go for, I think, three days. I'll be doing the show from Hawaii on Monday and Tuesday for American Idol. We go and shoot a couple days. So what are you all doing? Like, what is American Idol doing in Hawaii?
Well, so I'm the full-time mentor, so I work with all the contestants.
I believe they're, I think I can say that we're down to like 40.
Oh, okay.
I think I can say that.
And so they fly all those 40 out and you work another round.
I don't know what we get to, maybe 24.
I'm not sure how many we cut.
I don't cut them.
I'm not a judge.
Yeah, I was about to say we.
Well, I coach them up and they go and perform in front of the judges.
And one time in the last round, I coach this group up and they didn't do good and they sold me out.
Oh.
To the judges.
it on you. They blamed it on me and I wasn't the one that sucked. They forgot their words.
That was, so. And that wasn't your advice to them. My advice wasn't go up there and forget your words.
Right. So. My advice was go do a good job? I was going to kind of ask you like when you give them advice and they get cut. Do you feel like it's a little bit on you?
Not in this case because that was kind of their fault. A little bit, but I work with everybody and so some people are going to get cut.
Have you ever stood up and demanded this is a bad decision. These people should stay? Not yet.
It's too early for that. It's too early for that. Like I don't want to
to waste that. Oh, but you would consider
doing it. Probably, yeah, because I'm full time
this season. I have a little more, because I'm there all the time
working with from the very beginning. So I think of like
Luke or Katie or, well, especially Luke
or Lionel, because I know them a little better. I think
if they were to make a bad decision, I'd be like, whoa,
fellas, yo, yo, yo.
Pump the brakes. I think. I haven't done that yet.
I'm going to, because Hawaii's like
four hours back and it's a 10-hour flight.
When I land, I'm going right to a Lionel Richie show
tonight. He's playing tonight.
In Hawaii? Yeah. That's amazing.
So I'm going to go, I think.
Are you wearing a Hawaiian shirt?
I don't have any, no.
Oh, we need to get you one.
Yeah.
Quick.
Have a good weekend.
We'll see you Monday.
Everybody good?
I feel like you're going to come back like real chill and like.
No.
No chance to stone.
Aloha.
Are you taking flip flops?
Please don't wear your shoes.
It's Hawaii.
You got to wear your slippers.
I'm doing very little this vacationy, if anything.
It's like, so y'all are working inside.
The whole time.
You're not.
Yes.
I think I'll be outside a little bit.
I think you're at a resort.
I googled it.
I don't know where I'm at.
I have no idea.
Mike D is going though.
Mike D gets to go.
Oh, wow.
Because I have to take a radio producer.
Yeah, no, that's awesome.
Like while I'm out there, he has to go run the radio show.
Wow.
So Mike D's going to Hawaii just to chill.
Living the dream.
You're just going to be up there for a couple days, huh?
Yeah.
Just hanging out.
Hang it out.
He goes on vacation.
I go work.
It's pretty amazing.
Remember to say thank you.
Mahalo to everyone.
Mahalo.
Mahalo.
Aloha.
Arigato.
What else, Eddie?
No, no, no.
That's the only two I know.
Aloha and Mahalo.
Oh.
That's what I would say.
Arigato.
Argyato.
No, that's Spanish.
Thank you very much.
See you Monday.
Bye, everybody.
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