The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: BabyBox2 Joins the Podcast!

Episode Date: August 2, 2025

In this episode BabyBox2 is in the building to talk about life as a 5 year old and everything he loves right now. Plus we find out if he's excited about starting Kindergarten in one week and what he i...s looking forward to the most. If you think this is going to be a seamless episode you better be ready for pure chaos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:35 On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do it again. Say hello. Hello. Good. Are you ready? I'm ready when you are, man. Let me do the timer and we'll get you going.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Hey, just have fun, dude. Daddy Meanie. Daddy Meanie. I don't know what you're talking about. Got it rocking. Yeah. I mean, what do you mean? Daddy, Meaney.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Are you ready? Yeah. You got talking to that microphone so they can hear you. Say hello. Hello. Anybody there? Anybody there? Good boy.
Starting point is 00:02:21 All right. Bad daddy. Do what? Bad daddy. Why bad daddy? Because you're bad. What did I do that was so bad? You rock.
Starting point is 00:02:30 What did I rob? Money. From who? From you. I robbed money from me? Yeah. I don't think I did. No, don't jack with that.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Whoa, whoa, whoa! He tore the whole screen off the microphone. Don't touch that TV. That's an expensive TV. Make sure the microphone stays in front of your mouth, boy. Hang out there right there in front of it. Or else they can't hear you. Like, if you're over here, look, if you're talking like this, they can't hear you.
Starting point is 00:02:56 You got to talk right there. Is it cool hearing your voice in your headphones? Yeah. Yeah. You know your brother did this one time. You remember that? Did we listen to it? Or was it your sister that did it?
Starting point is 00:03:12 Brother. Okay. You have a sister? No. Say, you're crazy, dude. I don't have no sister? How many brothers do you have? Three.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah. Two. What, though? Well, you got a dog now, so he's kind of like your brother, isn't he? When you said you had three brothers, you included yourself? No, you include the dog, right? No, I included myself. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Are we excited? No. No? What starts in one week? Kindergarten. Yeah. Are you excited for kindergarten? No.
Starting point is 00:03:46 What are you feeling about kindergarten? I'm nervous. What are you nervous about? I don't know. Is it because you're going to a new big school? Because I'm going to go into a new school and I don't know anybody there. Yeah, but are you going to make friends? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Do you have any dogs that go to your school or just kids? Just kids So if a dog wanted to learn Would it be allowed? No They would go to Dog school Roof
Starting point is 00:04:16 How cool would that be If you had dogs in your classroom Not cool They would eat all my food Oh that's a good point I didn't think about I didn't even think about that Hey did you ask Ray
Starting point is 00:04:32 How many kids he has Do you have We don't have any kids We have a cat Do we like cats? No. Are you cereal? What about that cat that always runs by our windows?
Starting point is 00:04:47 What's its name? Pooingos. Yeah, and we always try to chase it, don't we? Yeah. And what does it do? It runs away. I like cats. What other animals do you like?
Starting point is 00:05:00 Doggy, bunny. Oh, yeah. Bunchies? Anything else? What about sharks? Yeah. Yeah, kids like sharks. Do we read a lot of books about sharks?
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah. What about a jackalope? I don't know what that is. Gotcha. It's not an animal. It's make believe. I didn't know what it was either. I was like, I don't think I've ever heard of that animal.
Starting point is 00:05:26 He tricked us both, didn't he? You said the name. I did. Hang it. 325. There we go. That's the first one. That is going so fast.
Starting point is 00:05:36 It is going so fast. I let it record about 15 seconds prior to that. So those times will be off by like 15 seconds. I got it. No problem. Let's start the show, man. We'll go ahead and start it. This is your dad's job. This is what your dad does for employment. You know what that means? No. This is how he's able to have a stable income in America. He has a job.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Like you go to school? He has a job. It's right kind of crazy. Hey, what is your job going to be when you're older? What do you want to be? A soccer player Oh, that's tough. You got to be a super athlete. Would you play for MLS?
Starting point is 00:06:23 You want to go overseas, play a Premier League? Nashville. Okay, but there's not a lot of money in that. I heard they only make, not only. But when you're talking athletes, we just learned that the WMBA, they make 70,000. I've heard low six figures, MLS. So don't you want to aspire for maybe a high-paying sport?
Starting point is 00:06:44 Or you think players will eventually get paid in the MLS. Yeah. But you want to play for Nashville, right? Yeah. So that way mom and dad can come to your games? Hey, who the Nashville team? Who's your favorite player? Like, I've heard of that one guy, Mukta.
Starting point is 00:07:01 What's his name? Honey Mukta. Yeah, so what was your favorite player's name? Walker Zinnerman. I heard there's better ones. Is there anybody else who's the guy up top that has the, blonde hair that scores a lot of goals? Sam.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Sam. Sam, Surridge. Good job. And what's our goalie's name? Joe Willis. He knows the whole team. I don't even know Joe Willis. That's right.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Do you like going to the soccer games? What do you like about going to the soccer games? Because I get my hat signed. I heard that you guys did that last time So did you go to the game And you guys are the ones that got the autograph for Brutter And you brought it home to Brutter And he was laying down and you put it on his head
Starting point is 00:07:55 No We wanted to didn't we But we were worried we were going to wake him up And then he would be really grouchy wouldn't he You like that spinning chair Every time you spin you hit the microphone It's kind of loud Here's the thing
Starting point is 00:08:06 If it was at your house Do you have spinning chairs? No Because I would never let you kids have spinny chairs because you're nonstop spinning. You need a chair that just sits on the ground and doesn't move. What do you think kindergarten is going to have? You think it's going to have spinning chairs like this?
Starting point is 00:08:22 Or you think it's going to have normal chairs? Normal chairs. But I could spin with them if they're slippery. That's a good point. That's very good. I don't like this wire right here. No, careful. You don't like that wire?
Starting point is 00:08:34 That's what's attached to your headphones so you can hear yourself when you talk. And you can hear me. No, don't. You're going to tear the butt. No, don't. You're going to tear the butt out of it. Leave it alone. Yeah. Do you think Ray's fun? No.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Why? Why? Why? You don't look like your brother? No. I'm trying to think who you guys look like. You don't even look like lunch. Do you look like your dad? You definitely did. I think the other one looks like you. This one doesn't look like you. You think Baby Box One looks like me and Baby Box 2 does not?
Starting point is 00:09:06 I haven't seen him in a minute. I would say Baby Box 1 looks like you. this kid looks either like your mom or the mailman. I don't know which. Do you look like the mailman? No. Have you ever met our mailman? No. Yeah, have you never gotten the mail from the mailman?
Starting point is 00:09:24 I have, I don't know his name. Oh, but he's really nice, isn't he? No. What? He's not nice? No. Oh, you're crazy. Should we start the show?
Starting point is 00:09:34 He just throws mail on the ground. I have never seen him throw the mail on the ground. I think you guys throw the mail on the ground. Should we start the show? I don't know. You want to start the show? No. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:09:48 All right, you ready? We're going to... Ray's going to do something. Then we're going to go one, two, three, and you're going to yell, sore losers. What? You have to. Why? Because that's how we start the show.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Okay? Are you ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. We're going to do it live. We are the one, two, three. Soar losers. Hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:10:09 on. You got to yell sore losers. Are they... I was saying. No, you said it like this. You did. Sir, losers. No. I need you to do it loud. Okay? You want to try it again? All right, here we go. We're going to try it again. Do it loud.
Starting point is 00:10:25 We are the one, two, three, sore losers. Are you going to do it loud? No. I'm at to ground you for 100 years. I'm not going to do it loud. You're not going to do it loud. Everybody wants to hear you do it loud. Mom and brothers, they're going to listen to this, and they want to hear you say it loud. Okay. All right. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Try it again. Hey, what if mom dies? Well, what if dad dies? No, stop. Are you ready? We're going to do it live. I'm going to start to hurt my voice here in a minute. We are the one, two, three.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Yeah. What's up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I give you the sports facts. My sports opinions. because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, y'all? I'm going to go next, and then this little box kid will introduce himself.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville with Beezer, my wife. We do have 2.2 eggs at Vanderbilt. We have 2.2 acres there in the country. It's a beautiful community Indian Lake. And we also will cherish me until I die of a heart attack when I'm 72 and a half. I'm going to have to say this, probably for the once and the only time. Over to you, Box, baby. Tell me, hello, your baby box two. No. What, what are you? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Why do you not want to be called baby box two? Because I'm not a baby. Okay, so you want to be kid box two? Baby box. You don't like that name? No. You told me last night that you don't want to be called baby box two because why. You're not a baby and you're not a what?
Starting point is 00:12:02 Box. Yeah. And you're not two years old? No. And you said you were going to come up with a new name. So do you have a new name? No. You want us to call you silly billy?
Starting point is 00:12:12 No. You want us to call you the kindergarten kid? Yeah. Yeah? All right. So this is the kindergarten kid. He starts kindergarten in one week, and he is. How old?
Starting point is 00:12:23 Five. And he likes to play what sports? Soccer. That's it? Basketball. What else? Baseball. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Coach pitch. You're leading. And you like. and you like to ride your bike and what's your favorite thing to do ride my bike and you like to go to the swimming pool and do you know who's voice this is
Starting point is 00:12:47 what up everybody it's baders do you recognize that voice no that's Uncle Joe you're here to get what up everybody it's a batter's box here with a special happy birthday edition that's your uncle
Starting point is 00:13:04 remember he was playing on his phone the whole time at camp. What up, everybody? What was me? So anyway, Ray, let me say about our weekend, man. You know, my birthday was Friday. And I was expecting something awesome. I was expecting, you know, great things.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You can leave his mic on, dude. You don't want to turn it off. Well, he's jacking with it. He's going to talk. He's going to chime in, right? You're going to talk? No. You're not going to talk?
Starting point is 00:13:30 No. Well, don't press on. If you keep playing with it, I'm going to turn it off. Because if you play with it, it makes noises, and then everybody can hear it. It's kind of hard on the ears. Okay? So we went to have lunch, and we went to the Cracker Barrel, and we had what? On my birthday, didn't we go have lunch?
Starting point is 00:13:52 And what'd you have? Corn dog. I thought you had pancakes. I didn't. You didn't have rainbow pancakes? I did. Yeah. Remember that?
Starting point is 00:14:06 Sounds good Yeah And I mean It was great We went and had lunch And then I was like Daddy why does this have to be over? Oh just because sometimes
Starting point is 00:14:14 Some spit comes out of your mouth And it just sounds better on the microphone Don't spit and do it I'm not Why would you do that right Hey you just hit the microphone With your spinning chair dude Bad boy
Starting point is 00:14:26 Are you gonna talk No I don't know what to say Say whatever you want to say dude It's your day You get to talk about anything you want I thought you were talking about Cracker Barrel. So we go to the Cracker Barrel.
Starting point is 00:14:38 We have lunch. It's great. You know, so fun. And I thought, oh, we'll go to like this splash pad that is south of town has water slides, everything. Afterwards, to celebrate my birthday, something different instead of just going to the pool. And after lunch, I'm like, I brought their bathing suits, everything in the car. And my wife's like, oh, well, we can't really go to the splash pad. Why?
Starting point is 00:15:03 And I said, well, what do you mean? we can't go to the splash pad. She goes, well, I told the neighbor that she had hit me up and said she was having a tooth removed at 2.30. And I told her that I would drive her home from the surgery. Elderly? Not elderly, but husband had to work. And they have to be under supervision. Doc won't let them leave. Right. And so she was going under anesthesia. And I said, So you're telling me, on my birthday, you volunteered the afternoon to sit around and wait for this lady to get out of surgery so you could take her home? Well, I didn't know if we had anything planned for your birthday. A good friend needs to be better wife on birthday.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Yeah, I agree. That's my whole thing is if you're going to do that, realize it's my, and she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be, and I'm like, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. And we don't know what time she's going to call. So, you know what? We might as well go do some back-to-school shopping. So we are right by your, by Justin's apartment.
Starting point is 00:16:17 That. Good shopping center. Good shopping center. That cracker barrel. I don't know if you ever hit that cracker barrel. All the time. That's when they first started selling booze. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:16:25 It was a great experience. Kids walked around the gift shop, wanted everything and anything in the gift shop. Then we headed over to Walmart and what do we pick out at Walmart? What we get at Walmart? You don't got a good memory, do you, boy? Did you buy any new shirts? Yeah. What we're on the shirts?
Starting point is 00:16:48 You remember? Pokemon. I don't get Pokemon. You're into Pokemon? No, yeah. Really? It's cool? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Which one is it? It's the main character energy? Little side ones, side quest. Pikachu. Pikachu! Does your dad watch Pokemon with you? No. Yeah, that show kind of stinks.
Starting point is 00:17:15 It's tough for me to watch. I don't understand what's going on. Like, I try to watch. It's cartoon, right? Yeah, it's cartoon. Daddy, I had to bend down. Oh, you need to bend down? You need to put the mic up a little bit?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Is that better? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of? And so we went to Walmart. It was great. We picked out some school supplies. Picked out some shirts, some new pair of shorts.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Did you get new underwear? Yeah. You got some new grondies? Yeah. You'd blow out the other ones or what? No, just getting a little bigger, you know what I'm saying? Growing. Getting to be a tall kid.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Do you still do diapers? No. No, but seriously, like you soil yourself in the diapers? No. But you did Because I remember I think a year ago you soiled yourself Did you have a diaper a year ago?
Starting point is 00:18:11 No No Tell them what you do You go pee and poo and the wear It's a potty And here's my question So say you're in your yard At your house and you have to go pee
Starting point is 00:18:24 Does dad Do you guys go inside Or sometimes you hide behind a tree Sometimes I hide behind the street and a bush. Say, do sometimes we go outside just so we can go pee in the yard? No. Never? It's only when we're playing.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Only when we're going to go walk the dog, what do we do? Go pee on the what? Side of the house? Yeah. Who, do you, is it fun to pee outside? Kind of. Yeah, it's pretty fun, isn't it? Yeah, so I don't have to miss anything.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I'd go back in And then you've got to come back out It takes a long time And then we've got to pause the game He has a completely different voice Than your other kid What you mean? Other kid talks like this
Starting point is 00:19:12 Well how does this kid talk American dialect Hey Is this the one that almost died of a heat exhaustion? No, that was Baby Box 1 This is Baby Box 2 He is He is hardcore
Starting point is 00:19:26 He doesn't get tired, doesn't get hot Doesn't want to stop riding the bike What do you think about these summers in Nashville, 95 degrees? It wasn't this hot when you were four. It's hot out, you know? Don't you think? Did it rain a lot this summer? All the time?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Was that annoying? Are you got to talk? We can't hear you when you shake your head. Hey. Yes. When you go to the pool with your dad and your brothers, you guys are there for hours, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:56 What are you doing? Like, what games? You just sit at the pool and do nothing? Oh, I play in it? Football? No. Rings? Diving rings.
Starting point is 00:20:12 And you got to go under and get them? Is there a slide? No. There's a diving board. Oh, are you allowed to go on the diving board? Without a floatie. What? Without a floatie.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Yeah, tell them saying. I thought you would have to have four floaties on on your leg. and your arms. You can swim? Yeah. You know how to swim? Yeah. No, there's no way.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah, I can't. No, there's no way. I can. No way. I can. No, you can't. I can. You're telling me right now, if you got into a pool, you'd be able to swim.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Yeah. There's no way. I can't. There's no way. I can. Don't believe you. I can. Nope.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I can. Who's better swimming? You or the littlest. Is the littlest one still an egg? What is he two? He's three. Is he still an alien? I don't know what that means. Like, can he talk? Yeah, he can talk. Does he still wear a diaper?
Starting point is 00:21:17 No. Where's underwear. Does he soil himself? I don't know what that means. Does he go to potty in his pants or does he go potty in the potty? The potty. And outside, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:30 And tell him, hey, tell him how far you can swim in the pool. I'm across in the dining board all the way to where I can stand. Wow. To the other side. What are you, Michael Phelps? Katie Ledecki? Ryan Phillipie? What's the other dude's name?
Starting point is 00:21:46 Ryan Lachdy. Yeah. Greg Luganus? Well, Ryan Lachey's going through it right now. Yeah, he is. He's going to have a rough go of it. They're married a prostitute. I don't even know who any of you guys are talking about.
Starting point is 00:21:58 You don't know them? What about Missy Franklin? No. You don't know who that is? No. You've met her. I forget. Well, you should know him.
Starting point is 00:22:10 You got the USA cut off on. Are you showing your muscles? No. Yeah, you are. Look at those muscles. What does that stand for? You know what your shirt stands for, USA? United States of America.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Yeah. Good boy. And with that, and with that, we'll take a break. The 2026 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks. Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio.
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Starting point is 00:25:28 and then we went home and hung out and then all right what are we going to do tonight so then Ray we went to something awesome dude there is a bar that you bring your dog and the dogs run around like crazy
Starting point is 00:25:45 Von Elrodh and they eat our food they jumped up on the table and ate food are you cereal off our table no schlitt right
Starting point is 00:25:56 wasn't it What did he take? What did that dog take out of your brother's hand? What do he eat? Corn. Corn dog. Corn dog? Everything's a corn dog?
Starting point is 00:26:06 You had corn dog at crapper brady? No, no. Corn dog was a dinner. Vaughn Elrods? No. No. It's called urban dog bar. Dude, it is fantastic.
Starting point is 00:26:19 You just get in there and you just let your dog free and they have alcohol and they have food. and there are just 50, 75, 100 dogs just running around the place. Sounds like my personal heck, but it's great if you're a dog owner. Dude, they did, I mean, the dogs just run around as long as they want, and they have dog, dog fories where they're going to get penalized if it goes to the bathroom? No, they tell you, no, no, you're allowed to go to the bathroom because it's all turf or they have concrete. Adults too? No, not adults, right? We have to go to the bathroom at the restaurant.
Starting point is 00:26:50 We couldn't just pee right there. Did you guys bring your dog? Yeah. You did? Did he have fun? Yeah. Did you have fun? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Did you meet any little doggies? Yeah. Yeah. You had to watch it, though, right? Your dog would have went up to other dogs, though. Yeah. And one of them. And we didn't even, no, you just let it off the leash doing the...
Starting point is 00:27:11 What's that, Daddy? What's this? You want that? What is it? It's called a mic flag. What is it? It usually goes right here on the microphone. No.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I don't know. It just looks good if you're taking a video or a picture. It looks cool in the picture. Anyway, so dude, we're sitting there eating, right? And this big old dog jumps up. Is y'all's the biggest at the dog park? No, no. No, our dog is only 35 pounds.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Oh. Like, our dog's not big. What do you weigh kindergarten cop or whatever you're called? Kindergarten kid, how much do you weigh? I don't know. I don't know. You're like 50 pounds. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Wow. You're a big kid, aren't you? No. A little. So you weigh more than your dog? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Do you like your dog?
Starting point is 00:28:02 Yeah. Is he a lot of fun? Yeah. What do you like about Chase? Did I chase him? Yeah, does he like that? Yeah. And so you guys named him after the TV show, Chase.
Starting point is 00:28:14 No. Yeah, that's after the show. No, no. Yeah, that's the show that's on TV. No! Yeah, Chase the TV show. Chase is on the case. No.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's not. why we named it. Yeah, Chase from the TV show. No, because you like to play Chase so you named him Chase. No, it's from the television network. No, no, no. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah. No! Oh. Did you hear your own yell in your own ears? Didn't that hurt? No. Because what about truck drivers? They would hear that and it would annoy them.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Do you hear that? Well, when you yell, they hear that in their headphones when they're on the truck. You want to say hi to the truckers? Say what up, truckers? You're not going to say hi to the truckers? No. The truckers are really nice. You know those guys that drive the big semis down the road, those big trucks?
Starting point is 00:29:08 That's who's listening. You've got to say hello to them. I don't care. You don't care about the truckers? No. What about the tugboaters? No. They drive boats.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Listen to them. That's a big boat on the water. You want to say what up to the tugboaters? No. Okay. Tractor operator. What about the farmers? You like farmers?
Starting point is 00:29:31 No. What about the guys that do the corn mazes? You know, they cut the things in the maze? That's them. Listen to them. They're cutting the corn maze right now. Yeah. You want to go to a corn maze? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Well, you got to say hi to them. Say, what up, tractor drivers? Hi. I don't say this. That's all you're going to say? Yeah. Say, we want to come to your corn maze. Bye when you come to your corn maze.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Corn maze, corn dog. You like corn, boy. Do you like corn? You're made for the country. What else do you like to eat? I don't know. You know what you like to eat. Donuts.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Okay. Donuts? Anything else? No, times haven't changed. Candy. Oh, yeah, candy's good. Oh, great. There goes the American obesity rate.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Anything else? Speak up, boy. Oh, sugar stuff. No, that's not healthy. See, you guys needed to have learned. Back in the day, we had sugar, candy, pop, all that. You guys need it now. Do you drink soda?
Starting point is 00:30:35 You don't? Good boy. You guys have learned. See, our generation. Do we drink milk? Yeah. Milk and water. You drink?
Starting point is 00:30:45 And juice? Do we have some juice boxes? Sometimes. What about cereal? What cereal does mom and dad let you have? Lucky charms. See, that's got a lot of sugar. Would you consider eating life?
Starting point is 00:30:58 I don't know what that is. A raisin brand? I don't know. What about grape nuts? I don't know what that is. Or maybe a, so honey nut Cheerios? Yeah. What if you had just Cheerios, no honey?
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yeah. Okay, so think about that. Just so you eat a little bit healthier. Okay. Tell your mom that? No. Okay. Say, we want the lucky charms.
Starting point is 00:31:25 So anyway, we go to the dog park, dude. We go to the dog bar. Thank you. And, I mean, this one dog, Carl, would not leave us alone, man. And this woman kept yelling, Carl, Carl, get over here, Carl! Carl! Remember Carl?
Starting point is 00:31:41 Yeah. Was he always at our table? Yeah. And I mean, was that lady yelling at Carl the whole night? Yeah. Was that funny? No. See, some of those parents, they go there and have a little bit too much fun.
Starting point is 00:31:53 They have more fun than the animals. You see the animals running around? Their adult caretakers are doing the exact same thing. Don't pull on that. Drinking that wild juice. Yeah. And so the big dog jumps up and eats the corn dog out of Baby Box 3's hand. And I mean, he pulled it so smoothly straight off the stick.
Starting point is 00:32:13 He didn't even take the stick, didn't get teeth mark on the stick, slid the whole corn dog right off. Did you say this bar was awesome? It was awesome. Because this bar is my personal heck. I know. I will never go to this bar. I understand. And the dog reference, the duff,
Starting point is 00:32:29 The rufferies, they are there to re-guide your dog if they're doing something, like if they're getting too aggressive. Okay, so they have just people walking around making sure the dogs are all good. Yes. That's awesome. They reroute them. They just take them away. What's up, bud? He's lost interest.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Have you lost interest? Are you bored of the pod? Talking to Mike. Are you bored? Yeah. You're not having fun? Yeah. What do you want to talk about?
Starting point is 00:32:54 Do you want to talk about something else besides the dog bar that we went to? Soccer game. do we want to talk about what we did the next morning? So it was great. So we order the kid another corn dog, right? And I mean, we haven't seen that big dog. I mean, he's gone. Like, the owner took him and was like so apologetic, like walked away.
Starting point is 00:33:15 We get a new corn dog. Euthanized, right? Where one bite into the corn dog and that big dog is back, jumps, takes another bite of the corn dog. Did it really? There's no way it came back from more corn dog. See, I would almost file a compil. complaint. Did you tell the restaurant owner? No. See, on the way out, I would have said, hey, that dog ate my corn dog. You just want to
Starting point is 00:33:37 notify them of stuff like that. Did you not have your, you didn't feel like speaking up? No. Yeah, maybe next time. And then they were, the kids were running around and they would come back and tell us every time a dog took a poop. That was one of the more exciting things. A lot of dogs poop? What? Yeah. Yeah, did you enjoy that part? No No? Stinky Yeah
Starting point is 00:34:04 Oh was it really stinky Yeah But you had a good time No Oh So that was it Dude we wrapped up the night We were like all right
Starting point is 00:34:14 It's 830 we got to go home Got to get these kids to bed Went home And we had a little bit of cheesecake And your dad wanted cheesecake For his birthday But you didn't I didn't like it
Starting point is 00:34:25 What do you not like? Cheesecake. Why? I don't know because there's cheese. Do you like pizza? Do you like pizza? Yeah. It has cheese.
Starting point is 00:34:38 But what did you want for dessert? What did you want? You were hoping we were going to have what? Watermelon, chocolate cake. No. Well, what do you like to eat for dessert? Smores? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Okay. Are you going to be quiet the rest of the day? Are you going to talk on that microphone? Well, get up on it, dude. I don't know what to say. Well, what do you like to talk about? What do you want to talk about the weather? You want to talk about the weather? You want to talk about school?
Starting point is 00:35:09 You want to talk about summer. School. What do you want to talk about school? Okay, so here's my question. Are you going to school with your brother? Or is it just you going to be in the class? It's just me going to be in the class, but he's going to be at the same school. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:24 But that's when you got to just kind of ball out. You've got to be your own person. You're going to grow a little bit. And he's not going to be in the same class. And he's not going to be outside at the same time. Right. But that's why you've got to meet new people. You're going to talk to the girls.
Starting point is 00:35:39 You're going to talk to the boys. Kids that play soccer. That's when you meet new people. And then you go home to brother. That'll be good for you. And what do we buy that you can take out at recess? A soccer ball and a basketball and a football. Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:01 So you just decide what day you want to play what sport and you can take it outside and play with it, right? Yeah. Well, have you looked into it? Do they have a basketball hoop at your school? Yeah. Well, what about a soccer net? Yeah, too. Tetherball?
Starting point is 00:36:16 I don't know what that is. What about pickleball? No. What? Yeah, pickleball is not a way of the future, huh? No. Yeah, it's going to go away. I hear you.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Are you a big pickleball fan? No. Do you play golf? Mini golf. Yeah. Mini golf's fun, but when you get older, you get to play adult golf with your dad and me. I'll take these off. You want to take those off?
Starting point is 00:36:41 Why are you leaving? Yeah. You're leaving? They're getting my itchy. No, you've got to do 45 minutes. People pay for this, man. Do you want to still have a house under your, over your head? then you need to do this podcast.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Good boy. Good boy. We'll take a break and we'll be right back. The 26 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft. and which players were my favorite picks.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions,
Starting point is 00:37:40 my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes,
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Starting point is 00:39:36 Podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I told you it's going to be a disaster. These kids don't talk nowadays. No, I know. I don't play on their phones. What are you on TikTok? Are you on your phone? Scrolling? I don't have his phone. What are you on those dating apps? Have you ever heard of Twitter? No. Instagram? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Tell me, have you watched a TikTok video? No. Thank God. Oh, my gosh. There is going to be a bright future for America. Also, I think he's a little nervous about kindergarten because his best friend is going to a different school. And we're a little sad about that, right? No.
Starting point is 00:40:16 We're not sad? We have a best friend there. Who? Michael. Oh, that's right. That's right. And you're going to meet, because you're outgoing, you'll meet people easily. You know that, right?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Yeah. You know, you just got to, you're not going to have brother there, but just still talk to the kids, get to know them, talk to them, tell them what your favorite things are. What's your favorite color? Pink? I don't know. Is it pink? No, I don't know. What's your favorite sport?
Starting point is 00:40:46 I don't know. What's your favorite TV show? No. Who's your favorite dad? Granddad. What? Grandpa! Did you say Grandpa? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I heard that you guys caught a bunch of fish. I did. That's cool. I caught catfish. Really? Yeah. Was it a lot of fun? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Did you have fun playing with your cousins? Yeah. What was the best part of vacation? Fishing. Okay. I heard you guys were at the dock all day, and there was also the situation with your dad when he cut his foot. Let me ask you this, under oath, a kindergarten cop kid. Was there ever a point in time that you thought your father was going to die?
Starting point is 00:41:37 No. Okay. Okay, so you were confident that he was going to overcome his injuries? Yeah. Oh, good. Did you see my foot bleeding? Yeah. Were you sad that the pickles were wasted and we couldn't have any on sandwiches?
Starting point is 00:41:51 No. You were more concerned if I was okay? Yeah. Yeah. Which I don't know what that means Oh, if I was okay? Yeah Were you worried like, oh, daddy's foot's hurt
Starting point is 00:42:04 And you were gonna, and you kept punching it? Were you thinking about you should punch it? No. No. Hey, so you know what you do? I ripped the glass out. Oh. Hey, kid, you know when you do FaceTime?
Starting point is 00:42:16 Yeah. With your, what are the grandma and grandpa called? D-D and granddad or Granny and Grandpa? What is it? Double D and G? D.D. and? granddad or granny and
Starting point is 00:42:27 grandpa. Okay, when you do the FaceTime don't grab that with your grandparents, double D and Gigi or whatever, kid, how does their image show up on the phone of them 2,000 miles away? Explain that to me. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:44 How do they come up in the phone when they live in Texas? Do you think it's something to do with pixels and Wi-Fi? No. And telecommunications. Yeah. Yeah. But are they actually in the phone? Yeah. No, they're not. It's just a replica image of them beaming to outer space to Wi-Fi Starlink into the phone. So you understand the double D and G are not
Starting point is 00:43:17 in the phone, correct? Oh, no. They're not actually in the phone, boy. You understand that? Yeah. Okay. Hey, and so then Saturday, dude, we wake up and we go, we finally make it to that water park, dude. The slides, hey, how, tell them about the slides that we went down at the water park. They were so fast and I really liked them. And you know that water park you guys went to, my wife showed me the picture. That's the exact same water park she went to as a kid.
Starting point is 00:43:49 It has been around for decades. Which color slide was your favorite? Purple. Did the slides, were they still fun or they seemed a little, outdated. Um, still fun. Really? Which slides were better?
Starting point is 00:44:03 At the water park or at your pool? I don't have one at my pool. Oh, you just have the diving board? Yeah. Oh, I've never been there. Sorry, boy. Asim, so you want to go to the pool with us? Tell them.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Could I, do you think I could get into the pool or is it just kids? Um, there's a break time for kids and all the time for grown-ups. So I would have to go into the adult area? No, they're not an adult area. Oh, the adults swim with the kids? Yeah. When they blow the whistle, it kind of means like it's a break time for the kids. So the grown-ups just have grown-up time in the big pool.
Starting point is 00:44:45 And then we all go either back to our tables or into a little pool. Okay, so if I brought my wife, you're telling me when they blow the whistle, then me and her can go in the pool and have adult time? No, kids and grownups can get in at the same time. But when we have a kids have a break time and then grownups can stay in. So when you have your break time, does sometimes your dad still stay in the water and play around? He's splashing. And you guys eat your lunch?
Starting point is 00:45:20 No, we play in the little pool. Playing the little pool. What else do we play? What do you guys? We play a game now where you guys try to throw some. something over my head. That's a lot of fun, isn't it? I don't know what that is. Where you take the tennis ball and you throw it over my head? You don't know what that is?
Starting point is 00:45:35 No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we go to... I don't want to get down. You know, you don't want to get down. We're almost done, man. I had a question. Are we taking another break? Yeah, let's take a break. I'm right back. Yeah. The 2026 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skit.
Starting point is 00:46:26 It's the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
Starting point is 00:47:04 So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in someone's, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Some light's the
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Starting point is 00:48:16 This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get podcasts. Go ahead. I'm just curious because I always had to share a room with my brother growing up and I have heard that kids nowadays don't have to share rooms. So do you have your own room? No. You have to share? Yeah. I had to share with my brother. You guys have to sleep in the same bed? No. See, my parents allowed us to have different beds but we were in the same room. Don't you sometimes wish you had your own room? Yeah. Maybe. Mom and Dad had their own room.
Starting point is 00:49:02 You're right. That's not fair. But wait, I thought you enjoyed, I thought you liked being in there with your brothers. I don't. It's always too loud. When is it loud? I thought you were in there just sleeping. Yeah, last night.
Starting point is 00:49:21 It was loud. Oh, yeah, when you guys woke up in the middle of night and started playing like it was morning time. What was that all about? Did you all three wake up? Who woke up first? No one. Me and I just stayed awake at that time until that time in 50. And just. 39.59.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Started. Hey, boy, my question is this, you guys all three are in the same room? Yeah. That sounds like a party. You guys are always up to bad stuff or what? Bad stuff. Like, once your parents go to bed, what do you? Secret time?
Starting point is 00:50:01 Stay awake. And what do you do? Talk. Do you throw books back and forth? That's not funny. You rascals? That messes up the room, you rascal you. They messed up the room.
Starting point is 00:50:18 They took up all the books off our bookshelf. We took them off the bookshelf, or did you take them off the bookshelf? You. Oh. Do I not put them back where they go? No. Reading is fun, though. No?
Starting point is 00:50:36 Do you know how to read? No. Are you learning? Yeah, I know some words. Like what are some of the words you know? What is this word right here? It's at the bottom of a television remote. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:52 It's Samsung. That's the same one we have at our house. I know, but I don't know how to say it. You'll learn it in kindergarten. What are you excited about kindergarten? What things excite you about kindergarten? Nothing. Nothing?
Starting point is 00:51:05 No. All right, this is important that you get this. There is going to be a logo flash on this screen. Please tell me what it is. It is flashing now. What is that? It's going to flash again. You're going to see the same logo.
Starting point is 00:51:26 What is that logo? It is red and the logo itself is white. It is a very world-renowned logo that is throughout our entire world. What is that logo? I don't know. You don't know what the shape of a heart is? I do. That's a heart.
Starting point is 00:51:48 I heart. That's an eye and then a heart. That's Daddy's work. You tell me when we get mail, Daddy, you got work mail. You got work mail when you get it out of the mailbox. And then we went to a birthday party after we went to the water park. And let me tell you, hey, tell him about that, tell him about that birthday party. How awesome was that?
Starting point is 00:52:06 I forget what it was all about that. You don't remember when we went to the birthday party? I do, but I don't know what it was. You don't remember what you did at the birthday party? birthday party on Saturday? No. Let me take a wild guess. Petting farm?
Starting point is 00:52:19 No. Remember? When you're running back and forth and you had to wear the goggles? Shoes and your guns. Really? That's cool.
Starting point is 00:52:32 You were allowed to at five years old? I don't know if you're old enough. I am. Yeah, I wouldn't let you until you're about ten. I did it. Wow. And... 43.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Wanna leave? No, no, you have two more minutes. No, remember? And then who, you guys played against the kids, and then who came in? They're grown-ups. And dominated. Who was better the kids are grown-ups? Kids.
Starting point is 00:53:01 What, are you crazy? Kids rule. Have you lost your mind? No. You don't think I shot you like 5,000 times? No, I shot me 9. What? I shot you on the back 259 times.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Oh. Interesting number. They touched you in the back, 259 times. Was it so fun, were you doing rolls and jumping over things and hiding behind stuff? Yeah. Was that a cool birthday party? Yeah. And when we were on a side, our hiding spot got destroyed.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Yeah, bunker. Bunker bomb. How did it get destroyed? I was climbing on it. Yeah, what else were you going to say? Go ahead and say what else you're going to say. I don't know. Hey, when you're going to your school, are you going to ride the bike or is it too far?
Starting point is 00:53:51 Can you? I can ride my bike. That's what I'm talking about. That's cool. You guys do that. And I can ride the bus. If it's nice out, I would always do bike. Because it feels better.
Starting point is 00:54:02 The bus. Stuffy, man. There's no air conditioning on those things. It's hot. Yeah. And the windows are always down. Sometimes they're not. I know.
Starting point is 00:54:11 And it's like dusty and dirty. So annoying No, I like it Since one time I find Pokemon's cards on the bus So I want to find Pokemon cards on the bus Somebody dropped them Those could be worth a lot of money
Starting point is 00:54:30 And someone dropped a whole pack of them But you should have probably given them back to that person We don't even know who they were So he kept them And what else did he find on the bus? He found a pencil on the bus one time. He found. Trash on the bus.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Yeah. Are you allowed to eat food on the bus? No. No. People do it. Yeah. That's not good, is it? I don't like this wire.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Well, I am sorry. Don't you think they should do away with that wire of all the advancements and technology and we still have wires on our headphones? Yeah. You know what I mean? It's always getting on my foot. What do you think of, uh, of, aliens. Have you guys seen one? No. You haven't? No. Okay. What about drones? You guys spotted drones yet?
Starting point is 00:55:21 Yeah, at a National Sea game. There was a drone there? Yeah. Yeah, it's right outside, wasn't it? And what's your favorite kind of car? What car do you love to see when we, and we have to take pictures with them? A cyber truck. Of course. You want to drive one of those, don't you? Yeah, I want a cyber truck. Is that all you want? Yeah. Okay, so there is a street right behind you. It's called Broadway. Has your mom and dad ever taking you to that street before?
Starting point is 00:55:52 No. No. Say we were going to go there a couple weekends ago, but we went home and took a nap, didn't we? I guess. Because we went to the birthday party at the put-putt. Then we went to the bowling place, and then they were going to Broadway, and we were like, we need to take a nap so we can go to the Nashville soccer game. What's Broadway?
Starting point is 00:56:10 It's a place with a bunch of restaurants and music. I don't care You don't want to go to that No, it sounds too well Hey, but who's your favorite music? Like, what songs do you like? What song do you love when it comes on? Jelly Roll?
Starting point is 00:56:30 No. Shabuzi. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. I just say it, because I don't really like it. What? You like it? No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:56:40 That's 47. Oh, boy, we are going to have a lot. Anything else you want to say? You want to say anything to, like, say, hey, mom, hey brothers, we love you. Hey, grinning, grandpa. You don't want to say hi to any of them? No. You want to say, I love you.
Starting point is 00:56:57 No, no, no. Anything else you're looking forward to? Like, are you, like, about kindergarten? No. Well, I'm just going to look at you right now and say, you're going to kick butt in kindergarten. It's going to be the most fun you've ever had in your life. You're going to make so many friends, and I can't wait to see you dominate it. You want to say anything to Ray?
Starting point is 00:57:17 No. Thanks. No? You want to say anything to your friends? No. They're all going to listen to this. No. Is it weird hearing your own voice in your ears?
Starting point is 00:57:27 Yeah. Yeah, it is. You want me to take those off and then you can talk so you won't even hear yourself? Do you think that your voice kind of sounds girly? No. Sounds like a boy voice? Now you want to hear you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Oh, that sounds like a girl. I'm not a girl. And it doesn't sound like it. Oh, my gosh. Is that a girl on the mic? you're putting something on that makes me sound like a girl. That's your voice. It's not.
Starting point is 00:57:56 That's your voice. And I don't sound like a girl. Yeah, you do. I don't. Yeah, you do. I don't. Yeah, you do. I don't.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Yeah, you do. I don't. Hey, do you like, what movie are we watching right now that you really like? Have we watched it over and over and over again? Say it so that other kids. kids will hear this and maybe want to watch it. I forget. The one where the kids go to the house, kicks him in the leg,
Starting point is 00:58:29 Paw Patrol? I don't know. Daddy Daycare. What are your favorite parts on that? Everything. Daddy Daycare's everything. Are there some silly parts? Like, what was he doing at the rake?
Starting point is 00:58:53 Remember when he was hitting it, hitting it, and then, ah! The bees. He was like, he was stabbing the hand. handle on it to get them out and then and then it started then someone got the hose the spray but that made it worse it's funny yeah yeah all right anything else you want to say no are you bored yeah are you glad you came into the podcast yeah are you pretty excited about it yeah yeah was it everything you expected or was it a little bit more boring and not much fun A little more boring and not much fun.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I am sorry. But hey, man, kindergarten, dude. You were better than your brother, though. All he did was say, poopie head. Hey, what's that game you guys do now? Were you going? Kick me in the butt and you say you've been what?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Butt. Snitched. The dumbest game I've ever heard of. Is it funny? Is that a funny game? Yeah. Yeah. And then you don't allow it.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Let me do it. I would never let you play that game. my house. Hey, when you kids walk into a house, do you touch the walls a lot? You do? Yeah, you're never coming over. How dare you? You guys are like, your hands are dirty and you touch wall? Hey, you touch white walls with dirty hands. You're mean. Yeah. You ain't coming over. Yeah, I am. Hey, you want to go to this house and make a mess? Yeah. That'd be fun, wouldn't it? You dump out everything. Oh, that'd be good. You guys dump out everything at our house, don't you? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:35 We don't leave it around. We just throw it on the ground. Yeah. We don't allow crans, jello, glue. We allow everything. No. We allow all the paint. No way.
Starting point is 01:00:51 What's the one stuff that's like? Oh, oh, oh. A slime. I love slime. I'm bringing it. Hey, what's the drink you like that you love to drink? Prime. Give me prime.
Starting point is 01:01:07 And Dad is awesome, right? You always say Dad is awesome and he's the greatest? No, because he never gives me Prime. How often does your dad and mom let you drink Prime? None. It's probably got a ton of sugar in it. I love it. They got me in it for Christmas.
Starting point is 01:01:28 We did get you something for Christmas, didn't we? And I saw it. And then you're like, There's no prime. You're right. My wife got it at the grocery store and was supposed to hide it so we could wrap it. And he saw it in the bag. And you were like, oh, I saw.
Starting point is 01:01:43 What were you saying? You were telling us what? I saw prime. Where's that? Where did the prime go? And we said, there's no prime, no prime. And then on Christmas, you go under the tree and what was in there wrapped? Prime.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Prime. And I was the first person to open it. I loved it. I trucked a whole. one day and one time. Yeah, that's not good. I love it. Yeah, these kids are addicted to it.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Yeah. Has your dad ever yelled at the TV? No. Just curious, personal question. You ever seen him throw the remote at the TV? No. During Kansas or Spurs game? I love Kansas, and we love Spurs.
Starting point is 01:02:24 What about the Bears? Do you ever throw the remote at the TV during one of their games? Yeah, I don't like them. Okay. I like the Titans more. He likes the Bears more You think the Titans win the Super Bowl this year with Cam Ward? Yeah?
Starting point is 01:02:39 That's what I'm talking about. Well, what do you say? He likes the Bears more. You say, go bears, right? No, I say boo bears. Oh. And we say, go Jayhawks. Yeah, go Jayhawks.
Starting point is 01:02:51 What do you think of those longhorns? Boo. And what's our favorite baseball team? Chicago Cups. They're pretty good. Do you know that song? Chicago Stop that
Starting point is 01:03:08 Go Cubs go Go Cubs go Go Cubs go Hey Chicago What do you say The Cubs are gonna win today Baseball time is here again You better get ready for the round today
Starting point is 01:03:27 And then go Cubs go Go Cubs go Stop that, stop that. Hey, Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are going to win today. Stop! All right, on that note, Oh, you got to buzz this.
Starting point is 01:03:42 You've got to go, eh. Why? Because that's how we end the show. You're not going to do it, so then we've got to stay here forever. So you got to go, ah. You got to do it loud. On the microphone. It's been an hour.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Do we need to check your diaper? Did you hear what he said? No. He said it's been an hour. Do we need to check your diaper? No. Sit down. Now it's time.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Yeah, but tell him you don't wear a diaper. I don't wear a diaper. I'm getting down there. You want to go get lunch? No. I want a snack. Oh, you want a snack? What do you want to eat?
Starting point is 01:04:21 I don't know. You want to find some snacks here? Something in the grocery store? Oh, you want to go down to the grocery store? Should we buy Ray something or no? Yeah. Right. You think he deserves something to eat?
Starting point is 01:04:32 Yeah. You want to say hi to the truckers yet? No. I want to say bye to the truckers? No. I don't know. All right. Was this a disaster?
Starting point is 01:04:42 Before he tears apart the microphone and the headphones? Yeah. If you break those... Do you fart? No. Oh. Did you really? Did you soil yourself?
Starting point is 01:04:53 No! Are you sure you didn't toot? Yeah. Hey, smell it. Sure. I say how much you loved at a. I don't love daddy. What?
Starting point is 01:05:02 I love you, bud. Thank you for coming and doing this. No, I'm getting you down. You don't want to give me a hug? No, no. You want tickles? No, no. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Oh, tickles. Stickles. Stop. Stop. Hey, bud. One week, kindergarten, dude, high five. All right, he's out. He's out.
Starting point is 01:05:19 We've never had a guest just leave the studio. Yeah. All right. All right, dude. Hopefully this was not a complete disaster. Get your kid. He's going to go to sales. Hey, he's going.
Starting point is 01:05:27 How you going to go make some deals, dude? You're going to one to the halls? No. You're waiting for me? Yeah. All right, I'm coming. All right. Hopefully you guys enjoyed this.
Starting point is 01:05:37 I don't know if this was a disaster good. I don't know, but that's Baby Box 2 on the pod. We appreciate you guys sticking with us. We'll see you Wednesday. And we're back. Go ahead, man. What do you got to say? Happy birthday, Granny.
Starting point is 01:05:50 I love you. Should we sing to her? No. Happy birthday. What? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear granny.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Happy birthday to you. Should we buzzer? No. What else should we say to Granny? Ding, ding, ding. Oh, good buzz, Granny and Granny, go fish. Go come. Go Cubs.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Yeah, say, hey, tell her how we beat the white socks. We bid the white socks. Yeah, but we love you, Granny. Happy birthday. Thank you for being. Yeah, we don't want to make her sad on her birthday, do we? Today's a real birthday. It's not the same day.
Starting point is 01:06:52 No, it's the same day in Austin. They're on the same side of the world. So anything else you want to tell Granny before we go? Mm-mm. That's it. All right. You want to say bye to her on the microphone? You want to say, bye, Granny.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Bye, Granny. Bye, Grandpa. Say hi, Debbie Lewis. What up? Shout out. Thanks for coming for Chicago to surprise Granny for her birthday. That's her, that's Granny's best friend. Bye-bye.
Starting point is 01:07:15 You leaving? Yeah. All right, Granny, really love you. Happy birthday. May it be amazing. Special podcast, shout out for you. And thanks for being so awesome and wonderful and creative. And yeah.
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