The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: How Did Lunchbox Save a Bus Full of Kids?

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

In this episode Lunchbox talks about about how he saved a bus full of kids who were stuck in a very serious situation coming home from school. Ray found out that someone has been lying to us for the l...ast 5 years and their daughter sold them out at Coaches Convention 5. Plus we discuss if Lunchbox messed up by allowing a neighbor kid to get his Josh Allen jersey signed by the Globetrotters without asking the other parents. Would you leave your spouse in the middle of an ice storm if your boss told you it was okay to miss the work trip? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. The 2026 NFL draft is here, and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, and Jordan Rodriguez after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHard. Art Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifers Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change.
Starting point is 00:01:24 We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty. that none of us likes. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. Listen to a slight change of plans on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. It's much more famous than I am.
Starting point is 00:01:51 I wouldn't go that far. But I'm John Green. Co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast, The Away End, we'll share. with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football,
Starting point is 00:02:07 soccer, is the most important. Listen to the away end with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Roll. Yeah. Dude, we got so much to talk about.
Starting point is 00:02:23 So much to talk about. You got a great, happy story that we've been holding on to. I've got an amazing husband of the year story. I got me taking over traffic police duties in the city of Nashville. That's the menu. What's on the menu? And I mean, I don't even know if we'll have time to get to it, but I am upset with Vandy Athletics. We have one view on YouTube. Who is it? We got Inoc Rosado says, let's go. Joe Rivera, coacher.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Sam Clark. What's up, coaches? I hope you're doing well. Sam Clark watching on Netflix. Stop making fun of us. No, that was actually pretty funny. Average person is viewed 59 seconds and then went to another YouTube. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:03:28 I do got to say your outfit, very vandy colors. I wore it to the vandy game. Did you really? Yeah, when I went to the football game. I'm a fan. I saw your sweatshirt and I mean, I looked at you, your beanie, everything. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah, yeah. Well, that's not exactly what we're good at when you're commenting on fashion. Ray, I love your, damn, Daniel, why are you getting me with the white vans? But here's the deal. Do you even know that? No. Okay. What is that?
Starting point is 00:04:03 Never mind. Just tell me. It was from 10 years ago as the one kid, his friend kept coming to school with new vans. And he goes, Dom, Daniel, where'd you get those kicking with the white vans? Oh, man, I guess I'm just not hip. Do you know Clocket? Nope. No, no, no, what Clock it means.
Starting point is 00:04:19 You know, you know the big balls if you make a three. Yeah, I know that one. I got that one. I got the, you know, headband, Darius Miles. I understood that one. You know, 4-1? No, I know 6-7. This is the new one.
Starting point is 00:04:34 So that one's 6-7, 4-1 is 4-1. Is that really new? The kids that were staying at my house said it is. Because my first grader was trying to talk about it like a month ago, and I was like, no one says that. He's like, Dad, the new one is 4-1. I told you. I told you. And I was like, no, he goes, yeah, 6-7 isn't it?
Starting point is 00:04:56 It's 4-1. and so he would do it and no one would react and I'm like, dude, you're just embarrassing yourself. No one does 4-1. Like, I swear to you, it was at least a month ago he said this. And I thought he was just nuts.
Starting point is 00:05:12 The kids either were making fun of me, but if it's two kids saying it, I think there's something to that. That's really funny. 4-1. But you got to know, clock it. That's what Haley Bieber did after Justin did his performance.
Starting point is 00:05:23 It means good. It means that was good. Clock it. dude where was oh my god we did it in jamaica man and when we would get our drinks we'd go clock it and the girl bartender knew it in jamaica it's already made it up across the caribbean clock it and it's it's just like baby claps so it's just your pointer finger and your thumb yes and it's clock it never knew that so haley beber justin performed she goes clock it you know what my kids are really into right now is hey dad did you see that under there
Starting point is 00:05:55 underwear you said underwear you said underwear they freaking love that joke it's not freaking funny we ain't got power they think that is the greatest thing and they try it all day every day like I mean it is like nonstop
Starting point is 00:06:13 they try to get you to say underwear are the kids appreciative now that you guys have power oh they love it okay but were they you guys probably grew as a family well like they had to be impressed made a fire. Dad kept us alive. No, dad didn't make a fire. I have a gas fire. But your confidence during the storm, hey, we'll make it through. You guys letting other families stay with you?
Starting point is 00:06:34 Like, that has to be core memory. Clock it, whatever the kids, a core memory, all the girls on Instagram. Core memory. That's a core memory. It's 100% going to be a core memory because. Like, were you strong throughout it? Yeah, I was never really worried. Like, I mean, we didn't have power, but we could have gone to stay at a hotel if he wanted to, but I was like, really, here's, here's the truth. When the power went out, I thought, I mean, really, how long can the power go out for? I didn't really think. You said that to your wife? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Hey, how long do you actually think you'd go out for? She wanted to go hotel. What the rich? Who thinks of that first? I was in the hotel and still never had that idea until I saw a bunch of families and dogs. And so the next day I told Bones, I was like, dude, so many families and people were coming to hotel. Bones didn't even know about that idea. He goes, what? And I go, yeah, when power goes out, hotels usually stay powered. So all the rich families were staying in hotels,
Starting point is 00:07:33 Bones like, think they have availability? The only reason we thought or she thought hotel is because Samantha and her husband had texted, hey, we're going to a hotel. And then she was like, should we go to a hotel? See, I never knew about a hotel. And now it makes total sense. Middle class and lower class has never heard about the hotel. My dad, that option has never come into his head ever. It probably still hasn't to this day. But if your power goes out, you have the option truck drivers to go to a hotel. And the Tuggers.
Starting point is 00:08:08 You guys out there gooning. Over to you, man. Correct. The financial flexibility, there's certain people that you're not going to be able to go to a hotel. Now, I don't understand why they waited. I saw a news story on Thursday. So like four or five days after the power went out of national. The Nashville hotels are offering discounted rates to Nashville residents.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Where was that night one? Fox 17. We are live outside of a hotel. They just gave away free continental breakfast. More of that at five. The rates are going down. So are the temps. Over to you in the weather studio, Mark, how's it looking?
Starting point is 00:08:43 Well, similar to my weight. It's going up. Heats coming late in the week. I'm going to go get a cheeseburger. Back to you out there in the field. Yeah. I mean, so the whole thing. I thought, oh, how long can the power go out?
Starting point is 00:08:58 So I was not even thinking hotel. Smash cut, I didn't realize it could go out for seven, eight days, and you could be trapped in it for that long. Then maybe hotel would have been a smart option or stay with friends or get an Airbnb, something like that. But I was strong during it because it was only 27 hours. So we played a lot of games. I will say Baby Box one, he sat down, curled up on the couch.
Starting point is 00:09:25 and it's comfy. Curling, nice, winter Olympics. No, we are excited about the Winter Olympics. If we ever get TV back, we will watch it. Hosted by Matt Lauer. No. Who's hosting it without Samantha Guthr? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Matt Lauer? No. Because I think that's where it all started. No. Back when he was in Nagano. Nagas. Yeah. Anyway, so what was I saying?
Starting point is 00:09:50 You were talking about your kids, power. Oh, so Baby Box 1. Underwear. He curled up on the couch in his. comfy and he pulled out a dog man book and he read it from cover to cover and then boom put that one down went and got another dog man book and boom read it from cover to three-fourths of the way through he sat there for four straight hours reading his book when did you need the paper for the fire um no it's gas so we don't need it see i felt bad for you guys a little bit but we
Starting point is 00:10:24 heated our house growing up with a fireplace. Right, with logs. Right. Like my neighbor, Samantha and her husband, the ones that went to the hotel, they finally came back and they had a generator. They finally got a generator to work. And so they were in there with a little bit of heat.
Starting point is 00:10:41 And he was going around and finding fallen trees. He was looking for oak trees. He was cutting them up with a chainsaw. And that's what he was using for his firewood. Same. When we get done with sports practice, you would have to go cut firewood and then bring it into the house. I always hated when it snowed. Oh, dad's going to make us cut firewood before we can go to bed tonight. Otherwise, the house is 40 degrees. So I didn't really feel that bad for you guys. I lived off of that for that for 14 years. Yeah, well, you should have felt bad for us because we were unprepared.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Well, and then the one time my dad left town and he didn't teach us how to cut firewood or start fire. We didn't even know how to heat the house at night. I was like, mom, he's never showed us how to heat it. My dad would always just do all the work. So we would cut the firewood, but I didn't realize you had to learn how to light it, make a teepee, light the paper. He never taught us in 12 years. So like when we were 13, we froze the death one night because Dad didn't teach any of us how to do a fire. So you were like the iguanas down in Florida. You were just
Starting point is 00:11:33 frozen to death, but then you came back to life. No, the dolphins this year with Tua. That's been going on all football season, y'all. It used to be so fun starting a fire at my parents' house because you would stick the newspaper under there and you'd have it sticking out and you'd light it and you'd watch it go but you got to bring the wood
Starting point is 00:11:52 in before otherwise the woods wet. The wood isn't going to work if it's wet. Duh. You can't wait until it snows. Dad never taught us that. And then the paper, we didn't really have kinling. So you just had three big logs. Try making fire with paper and three big logs. You can't do it. You freeze to death and you go to school the next day at 5 a.m. because they have heat there. Man, that's a sad story. Well, I will say this. My dad has still not taught me how to make a fire. I will say this, man. Maybe I maybe I shouldn't say that, man. But my my kindergartner came home yesterday, first day of school back. and he told me about how they went around the room and they talked about their experience with the storm and everything.
Starting point is 00:12:32 And one of the kids in his class said that they had slept in the car for three nights. And I was like, oh, my God, I feel terrible. How do you top that? I was like, that's awful, man. Don't even mention that you only had power, no power for 27 hours. Like, that's bad, man. So the only heat they had was the heater of the car. Wait, so that was their best option or are they home?
Starting point is 00:12:56 or what? I think that was their best option, man. It was warmer in the car with the heat than their house. Because they didn't have power. You could run a car, I guess, all day. Yeah, somewhere I read online, and I don't know if it's accurate, but if you just idle it, like if you just put it in park and run it,
Starting point is 00:13:12 the gas goes way slower. Like, it's like half a gallon an hour. I don't know if that's true. 20 gallons? So you get 20 hours? Or you'd have 40 hours. Then you have to go to the gas station, fill up. ran out of gas. Oh, where are you coming in from, Kentucky? No, down the road. We were sleeping in our car.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Oh, yes. I felt pretty bad about that. Whoa. What? What? Did somebody pay $10 to be highlighted? What? What is going on? I'm in the middle of storytelling. I think we just got paid on the YouTube. No way. It says $9.99. And it's, and it's, And his message is highlighted. What's his name? Well, I can't read it because it's political. Oh, not going to read that one. Oh, it's about the storm.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Oh! De-ice LB's moat fund. And it said non-political and he gave us $10. I don't know how to do that. How do we get that? What? Will it be in our account? What account?
Starting point is 00:14:21 How do we get that $10? Okay. Can you have the cough button? I don't have one. Anyway. So we can set it up, but we're not streaming. You've got to have a certain amount of views before you can like stream. So like, sure, we'll have this money in there, but you can't withdraw until you set up an account.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And we can't set up account until we have like thousands of people watching. Got it. Okay. Anyway. So then it takes me to my, you know, I felt really bad. And I was like that was awful. Then I got to tell you about the story about this dad that lives down the street for me. Well, we're cooking through the menu.
Starting point is 00:14:54 He's Cappy coming up. Oh, he's coming up. man, but this is like a, oh my gosh, like, what are you thinking moment? I, you know, maybe I'm crazy. But this family, they don't have power. And he's supposed to go on a work trip to the West Coast. And he was supposed to leave on Tuesday. They don't have power on Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:15:18 And on Wednesday, the boss stops by to check on him, like the boss of their company, stops by, hey, how's everybody doing, blah, blah, blah. they work in construction. Okay? And their power comes on Wednesday morning. And so he tells his wife, hey, well, I'm going to rebook my flight for the West Coast this afternoon since I didn't fly out yesterday. L.A. Red Light.
Starting point is 00:15:42 And the boss is like, no, no, you really don't have to do that. You can miss the meetings. Like, you can just, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. Is it a man boss or woman boss? Man boss. I assume woman. No, man boss.
Starting point is 00:15:55 And the dude said, oh, no, no, no. I mean, I should go out to California. You know, it's just, I mean, now that we have power back and his wife looks at him and says, it's been on for 45 minutes and you're going to rebook your flight. And your boss is standing here telling you you don't need to go. She goes, what if the power goes off again? He goes, oh, I showed you how to run the generator. A little bit of gas every six hours.
Starting point is 00:16:21 dude jumped on a plane to L.A. after they had their power back on for 45 minutes. Y'all sleep and triple. He said, chunk and deuses, even though his boss was there at the house and said, hey, man, don't even worry about it. Like, we got it covered. You don't need to go to those meetings. Like, it's not a big deal.
Starting point is 00:16:45 And he told his wife, after having power for 45 minutes, hey, I rebooked my flight for 2 p.m. I got to leave for the airport. Some of those people trying to get out of the house. Oh my gosh. Like, Ray, just think, you tell Bayer. F, you call me Razor? I meant Ray talking to Bayer.
Starting point is 00:17:04 You've had power for 45 minutes and you got your kid and you're like, hey, honey, I got to go to the West Coast. Even though the boss said it's okay and the boss isn't going to go, the boss was supposed to go to those meetings, but the boss said, no, I'm not leaving. That dude? Duce is heading to California. What you realize is you're used to your wife telling a story for 30 seconds because then you got, boom, a job to go to. Oh, you got to get a phone call, work conference, Zoom call.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Then when wife all of a sudden tells stories for like six minutes, you're like, man, I got to get to the office, honey. As much as I love talking about your mother, I got a West Coast trip. You know what? Flight just came up. I'll see you later. Hey, I just rebooked. You know the boss told me not to and you told me not to leave, but I'm going to go ahead and go, honey. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Honey, I know we've never talked about this, but I lined us up as sex therapist. We have a two-hour call in an hour. I got a flight to the West Coast. I don't need therapy when it comes to that. Isn't it just pounding drive? A lot like football. Man, I felt like that was crazy. He left his family for five days in the middle of winter storm.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I was like, ooh. I mean, I left mine for four. A different. You don't have kids. She had power. Got a cat. You got a cat. Let's start the show and then we'll take a break.
Starting point is 00:18:20 All right, we are going to do it live. We, everybody on YouTube, we are the one, two, three. So loser! Nation! They yelled that from YouTube. What up, everybody, I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts.
Starting point is 00:18:37 My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all, it's Sisson. I'm going to read the comments in two seconds. Let me get to the intro. I'm from the North Alpha Mail. I live on the north side of Nashville with Bazer. We did have ice snow on our 2.3. do three acres and I heard if an Amazon driver trips and falls on your sidewalk on your 2.3
Starting point is 00:18:56 3 3 acres they can sue you. Father-in-law Phil said there's insurance you can add make sure you do it. You can get sued. You can lose your house. You can lose your business on those 2.3 acres. Right now we got the kids at a Vanderbilt Clinic defrosting again because the sun, the temperature is up. The sun is out. Justin is in Michigan.
Starting point is 00:19:17 He informed me he's got a job. All right. He started playing roulette on one of the Michigan apps. Oh, oh. So they let you do casino there. That was not, though. He made a thousand. That's not the job.
Starting point is 00:19:33 That's not the job you want. So he made $1,000. Yeah. He lost 50 of it. Oh, man. And he cashed out. He's made $950 in the last three months. Top comments, I say.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Wait, we'll take a break. Mike Mill Command from Georgia. We'll get the comments right out to the break. We'll be right back. The 2026 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Listen to NFL Daily. with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations, with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:10 It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of The Fault and Our Stars. And now, I guess also is the co-host of the away end, a brand new world soccer podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:42 I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist. And John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World Cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game. and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the away end, we'll share with you the magic
Starting point is 00:21:55 of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. For us, soccer, football, is a story we've shared for over 30 years since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team. Very debatable. And I was their most loyal
Starting point is 00:22:10 and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all, it's beauty. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to the away end with Daniel Auer Kohn and John Green on the IHeart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:22:29 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey me with those comments, man. Let me get to them. I got a hit over here. You guys can see it now on YouTube, how much of a cluster it is. One hand's over here, one screen's over here. I'm trying to goon at the same time. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:22:47 We got Sam Clark, already read that one. Cody Stennett, what's up, brothers? Cody's the net. Vine needs to come back. Milkman. Four one. Oh, four one. That's the new one that kids are saying. I was like, what the hell's four one mean, dude? Sam Clark, no Jamaica spoilers until March 8th. Okay. Rosette. Shout out from the New Mexico teachers. Whoa, the slippery nipples. No buttery nipples. Slippery nipples. What is it called? Buttery nipple? Slippery nipple. Slippery nipple.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Milkman. And he just put from Georgia. Okay. Janelle Travels. Message redacted. Oh. Must have been a bad one. And we already read our boy.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And then we got Milkman, hilarious. Enoch Rosado. Oh, Enoch's back. Before I forget, Royal Rumble is 30 men total. One man enters every three minutes over the top rope elimination. There's a male and a female virgin. Oh. Why would you not watch?
Starting point is 00:23:53 the female and I'll hang up and listen. I wonder if the male and female one was on the same night. So did the females go and then the males went? Or is it on separate, totally separate nights? I don't know. I don't care. I'm sorry, Jim. We're watching the male Royal Rumble
Starting point is 00:24:09 over here. Well, at my house, we're watching the female. Deuses. Yeah. Now you want tell me your happy story because I've been waiting for this. Yeah. So this one, you guys are going to need to buckle up. We're going to put down the comments. I don't need any of y'all on YouTube interrupting us. And this is a new thing.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I heard YouTube's going to be big. Just like I told you guys, Kik was going to be big. We're ahead of the curb. So Kappi, have you ever looked at his wheelchair when he's come to the sore losers conventions? Yeah. It's a wheelchair. What do you mean? Does it look like a wheelchair that they sell at stores?
Starting point is 00:24:41 I've never looked at a store to buy them. I'm assuming they're like vehicles or they're like a bicycle. You can buy the basic model or they go all the way up to the very, super fancy expensive models is what I would guess. But honestly, honestly, I don't even know where you would buy a wheelchair. Because one time my buddy AJ, when we were young, I don't know, 10, 11, 12, our buddy Russell was moving into a new house. And they had cleaned the sliding glass door really well.
Starting point is 00:25:16 And Russell had a, now he had a pool. And they're like, all right, we're going to go get another load. But you guys can go for a swim before we go get the next. next load of, you know, moving stuff. And they went back and he changed into his swimsuit in Russell's room. And he came running around the corner. Sounds like Royal Rumble. And he ran straight through the sliding glass door because he thought it was open because
Starting point is 00:25:42 it was so clean and the sunshine was just made it look like it was a wide open runway. Chick did in high school, never recovered. And the glass all shattered on AJ and he had stitches everywhere. and we needed a wheelchair. So No Teeth Keith, his sister, ran a retirement home in Bartlett. Sounds lucrative. And so we went to Bartlett.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Keith and I rode up to Bartlett. Kid got to get in the car. We're going to go up to Bartlett. And we got a wheelchair. No seatbelt. I'll grab you if we hit something. And whoa, no, no, no, he didn't grab me. And so we went to Bartlett, got the wheelchair.
Starting point is 00:26:20 And that's what AJ used was the wheelchair from there. So I don't even know where you get a wheelchair. They have stores, but what I'm trying to say is Sorry, did I sidetrack you? No, Cappies is aerospace engineering. It's a wheelchair that's not even on the market. Whoa. Which leads me to what I'm about to say. Aerospace engineering. What is, what is Cappy ever told us that he does? Call center. He has? Yeah. So if he has an aerospace engineering wheelchair that isn't even on the market, where do you think he got that from? Probably from an aerospace engineer.
Starting point is 00:27:05 And does Cappy look like somebody that knows an aerospace engineer? Not really. Wrong. Oh. Because all he would have to do is look in the mirror. Cappy does some sort of thing in aerospace engineering. If he's not the CFO or the CEO, he's the CMO or the CMO or the CFO. Cappy has a bigger, badder job than he's ever told us about.
Starting point is 00:27:34 And he got busted because he has an off-market aerospace engineering wheelchair and it all came to light with his daughter in town. So if you guys think Cappy works in a call center, I think maybe the first convention he told us he was a trucker. I don't know the exact company, but all I know is Cappy does something with aerospace engineering and he ain't no truck there. And he played us a fool and we bet him off the hook. We took the damn field. We let him off the hook. He's not who we thought they were.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Dennis Green, rest in peace. He's not who we thought they were. And we let him off the hook. And Cappy's been playing us for a fool. For the last five years. And he let him off the hook. For the last five years, I've looked at Cappy. And I thought he works in like a call center.
Starting point is 00:28:30 He takes calls at his house. I didn't even know he went into an office. I thought he had a little earpiece. He sits at a desk in his room in his office of his house. And that's how he got around. And that's how he answered calls. That's how he worked. So now you're telling me, I don't you know who that guy is.
Starting point is 00:28:48 He's totally different. And then even more over. Oh. Cappy used to do the betting when we were doing in Vegas, when we were here. Oh, yeah. Me and Cappy, we sat at that blackjack table for a long time. I mean, Cappy couldn't even count the five at that point. And he was trying to play blackjack.
Starting point is 00:29:06 It was tough to play with him. So. Good conversation, but tough to play with him. At these conventions, that's where he's able to be somebody else, have an alter ego. And the gambling side of things, he's like a data analysis. He does, crunches a lot of numbers, spreadsheets.
Starting point is 00:29:24 He told me he hasn't bet since the first week of the NFL, he said something's wonky because he was seeing the spreads, favorites weren't winning, no teasers were hitting. He says, I'm all into analytics, so I shut it down the entire year. I thought he was like a little bit trigger happy and was always firing every Sunday. If the analytics don't make sense to him,
Starting point is 00:29:42 he gave up since week one. He's a data analysis. For an aerospace engineering company. And so he said, oh, I've always just been numbers. If the teasers aren't hitting, then I know the numbers aren't going to be right. So I've been out since week one. Week one, the NFL season, he stopped betting the entire year because the numbers weren't lining up. It's like I don't even know this guy.
Starting point is 00:30:08 And see, what happened is he brought his daughter and she, you know, maybe revealed, some information that he was trying to keep type to the vests about aerospace engineering, all that stuff, you know, because he didn't tell her, hey, I told him I work at a call center, so don't act like I'm really smart and I do aerospace engineering. And she probably, you know, had a few cocktails. And she started talking about how, oh, my dad's an aerospace engineer. What? Your dad's a what?
Starting point is 00:30:35 Totally. That's mind-blown, dude. And when we were all thinking, remember there was a bad weather that one year, a couple years ago and everybody wave, Cappy off, and he went off into the sunset. Yeah. It's because he had to get back to his job. He's a C-O-O. It wasn't because
Starting point is 00:30:50 he was trying to wait for the next wave of storms and stuff. He really had to get back to his job. He wasn't being safe. He had no choice but to host a Monday morning meeting at 10 a.m. So had to leave us. That's weird. Because, you know, what's crazy is this year,
Starting point is 00:31:08 he had a flight out on that Sunday. at 2.30. And so Saturday night, we set our goodbyes. We hugged him, told his daughter, hey, it was nice meeting you, thanks for coming. You're now a coach. Hopefully you'll listen to the pod. I don't think she's ever listened to the pod. No. He just dragged her along
Starting point is 00:31:24 and she was down to party the whole weekend. And so we set our goodbyes. Like, man, I can't believe I'm not going to see Cappy for another year. Smash cut 12 hours later. Cappy missed his flight on purpose. He showed up to the watch party on Sunday. I'm like, what is going on? Right. But do you know why? Because he to come. No, he canceled the Monday morning
Starting point is 00:31:42 meeting because he hosts it. He's the C-O-O. He sent out an email, hey, we're canceling the meeting, we'll reconvene later on in the week. That was him sending it so that he could stay longer at the convention. Wow. Dude, you've been holding on to that for like two weeks. What took so long? Because it was a good one. That was very solid.
Starting point is 00:32:04 And it was, was it at the putting zone after a couple? Was it at one of the bars on Broadway after a couple? But it all just wasn't lining up. And then his daughter was right there to confirm it all. She goes, yeah. He's been playing, y'all. We thought he was like... We got
Starting point is 00:32:24 ball sacked. We got ball sacked by Cappy, man. Cappy ball sacked us. Dude, he was escaping trying to be a different persona. And we fell for it. Hook, glide and sinker, man. Oh, man, that's rough.
Starting point is 00:32:38 I thought we knew who he was. Don't even know who he is. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. The 2026 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, and Jordan Roderig, after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
Starting point is 00:33:59 So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Cliverts Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you're you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of The Fault and Our Stars. And now, I guess, also as the co-host of The Away End, a brand new world soccer podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist, and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World Cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game and I fell in love. On our new
Starting point is 00:34:35 podcast, The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international. football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. For us, soccer, football, is a story we've shared for over 30 years since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team. Very debatable. And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all, it's beauty.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can I just tell you something? It better be one of the menu things. What was on the menu? You said about 100 things. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Well, I'm going to talk about yesterday. Jamaica. Is it March 8? No, we got one more month, man. Hey, you know what? Maybe we should do the Jamaica, why we're on the ship, why we're on the cruise. we'll do the Jamaica episode Well see I wasn't planning on telling one of the stories during the convention
Starting point is 00:35:46 So I made me down to about two stories That's okay I mean can one of the stories just be when we got on the airplane I'm running out of the stories We've been stringing these people along with these stories I got some good ones I got some good ones Good I got some good ones Well yesterday I'm driving
Starting point is 00:36:05 I already talked about the swinging couple that left the Rolexes and watches Yeah I think he did I already told about the army vet carrying me off the catamaran. You did. You talked about that in the live pod from Coaches Convention 5. All right. I got a couple left. If you didn't listen to that episode, you got to go back.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Ray got his another strike. And you'll find out how if you go listen to that pod, tell your friends. But anyway, let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. I'm out running some errand. Whoa, you're running again? Not running, driving. Sorry. My apologies.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Trying to stop by the bank. And I'm headed to the bank and there's traffic everywhere. So I'm like, I'm not going to sit in this traffic. So I turn into a neighborhood thinking I'm going to take a shortcut. Tree. And then I type in the, you know, to the Ways app. I'm like, where is, is there the quickest way to get to the bank? And it's not even going to take me to the one that's only half a mile down the road.
Starting point is 00:37:02 It's got me going one point seven miles back the other direction. You're going to the farmer's credit union? Yes. That's where we bank. And I'm like, all right. So I'm cutting through a neighborhood and it says, all right, and 100 feet take a left. So I get to a four-way stop. I take a left.
Starting point is 00:37:18 There's a big-ass school bus. Not your first four-way? Right in front of me. And all of a sudden it's going, me, me, and it's backing up. And I'm like, hey, hey, I'm back here, hey, me, me, and it's backing up. And it won't. And then there's three cars behind me.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Are you in your, are you biking? No, I'm in the car. And I'm like, there's nowhere for me to go. And this bus just keeps going, me, me, backing up. And I'm like, what am I going to do? About to pull up. So I hop out of the car. Only you.
Starting point is 00:38:01 I hop out of the car and I wave and I'm like getting the bus driver's attention. And she stops. So then I walk up to the window. I said, hey, can you not go forward? And she goes, there's a power line. I can't fit underneath it. And I walk in front of the bus, and I'm looking down at the bottom of the hill. There's a power line strung across the road that the bus can't go under.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Crazy. There were only a thousand of those this past week. And so the bus driver is trying to reverse, but there's so many cars at this four-way stop, she can't go. And there's two cars behind me. So I tell them, hey, you've got to back up. You got to back up. Back up. You're a guard now.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I am now a guard. Except I don't have a whistle. I don't have a stop sign and I don't have an orange vest. I am just in a white t-shirt and jeans. And I'm pushing everybody back. And I'm telling, because it's a two-lane road. And I'm telling the cars on the other side stop. So the bus can back up.
Starting point is 00:38:55 And so I clear those two cars. Then I jump in the car and I reverse the vehicle, park it blocking the intersection. So no cars can get through. Shoot! and everybody's like, one guy throws his hands up. I said, school bus, school bus. And so I start pointing the school bus. I'm waving at bat, back up, back up.
Starting point is 00:39:16 And jackass in his little Kia over here on the left, Geo Metro still wants to go. And I'm like, dude, can you just stop? Like, can you just let the bus go? Like, I know you're driving forward and you think you can just go at the stop sign, but the bus needs to reverse all the way through the intersection and find a new round. And so the bus gets in the middle of the intersection,
Starting point is 00:39:37 I jump in my vehicle and I, er, that way the intersection is no longer blocked. And the bus, er, new way home. All because of me. Everyone else is just sitting there honking at the bus. You got to take control of the situation. If your job ever ends here, you got one in traffic guarding. I absolutely handled that like a professional. I had the hand signals.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I had the, you know, the stop signs up and I'm doing the wave with the left hand. And I'm, whoa, you wait, sir. It's not your turn. Come on bus, come on bus. I mean, it was phenomenal. Usually those jobs go to somebody else. Yeah. Who?
Starting point is 00:40:14 Retired people. Nope. No. Homeless people. Nope. Nope. Cops. Nope.
Starting point is 00:40:22 This is factual? Nope. Can't get my source. Who are the flag holders, stop sign holders typically? Construction workers. Felons. Oh. So.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Ask one next time you pass them. Oh. Well, I'm telling you, and the bus driver, then the bus driver was behind me and I was going down the road and she stuck her thumb out the window like, thanks. That's what I'm talking about it. So I threw the thanks out the window. Hot? Not. Now, she was probably 65. She's an older lady. Grey hair. You know, like she just. Good body? Not. Okay. I mean, not terrible body, but not. And that day, on that day, on that, that Nashville's son, you and her teamed up. There was no, and that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Just like James Harden teamed up with the Knicks. Who do you know? I knew it was somebody. No, no. And it wasn't sunny. That was the problem. It was raining. You and her were a tag team that day.
Starting point is 00:41:24 That's the problem. It was raining. And so everybody's grumpy and trying to get in their way. And there's a lot of traffic. And there's all these people because schools finally back. So there's a lot more cars on the road. No one was having patience. And no one was going to give the respect.
Starting point is 00:41:36 to the bus, they were just kept flying by it. I'm like, guys, you see her reversing. She's in distress. Can we stop? It's all about the children. The children are our future. Did any of those people, the cars, recognize you? I don't know. Because... I was waiting for him to call in and leave a voicemail.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Because, boy, is your star fallen. You're just out there who has a crossy guard? Isn't that the guy from the radio? Hey, his lunchbox jackass thinks he's in a trap? cop now like get out of the way brutal if you're a 25 year old self could see you now hey man it was it was a it was a proud moment that I was able to save the children that bus driver was going to be stuck for an hour because no one was everybody kept pulling through the intersection trying to go that way and she couldn't go anywhere yeah the school buss are interesting do you have to stop if they
Starting point is 00:42:27 have their stop sign down 100% and you're running no okay dumb question now question this is a Because is that not dangerous when I run past them with the kid coming across the road? No, what if you're on a bicycle? I think you do. I think you've got to stop. Okay. But I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know the law, but I feel like it's kind of like a car because a bicycle can be flying.
Starting point is 00:42:50 What if the bus is coming, but the stop sign isn't out yet, but he's stopped with blinkers. But the stop sign is not out. Ooh. Well, I mean, mine, when I was growing up. We'll answer it. I say the flashers are going the red ones. But no stop sign. No, it's the yellow one.
Starting point is 00:43:08 No, you can go. I mean, so I blew past him. And I think he was just hooking it up. He's like, oh, wait, let this guy gun it. He's probably busy. And then I'll put out the stop sign. As I passed, he puts out the stop sign. So I think he was doing me a solid.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Doing you a solid. We never had a stop sign when I was a kid. It was just the red flashes. There was no stop sign that popped out. Yeah. Now you see some buses and they got a little like lever in the front. Like a little bat, like a guardrail that pops out the front bumper. It'll block.
Starting point is 00:43:35 the whole thing. It blocks part of the street. Jeez. Pretty interesting. Yeah, that was it, man. That was a good Cappy story. That was my traffic cop story. Did we blow through the menu? All right. Well, I'll see you later, man. Did we blow through the menu? You named like 10 things, and I didn't know any of the things you were talking about. Oh, I got an update. You've got to take a break.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Yeah, we'll take a break, and we'll be right back. The 26 NFL Draft is here, and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal. and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks. Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast,
Starting point is 00:44:24 or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes
Starting point is 00:44:58 of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show, isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes,
Starting point is 00:45:24 follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of The Fault and Our Stars. And now, I guess also is the co-host of the Away Am. a brand new world soccer podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist, and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World Cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game, and I fell in love.
Starting point is 00:45:48 On our new podcast, The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. For us, soccer, football, is a story we've shared for over 30 years since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team. Very debatable. And I was there most loyal and sometimes only fan.
Starting point is 00:46:09 I love this game. I love its history, its hope, it's heartbreak, and above all, it's beauty. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to the away end with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Sorry, guys, we've never been on YouTube before. We're all over the place with our menu. Can I just tell you something? You are looking live on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:46:42 I had no idea. I had no idea that me getting the Josh Allen jersey signed for not my kid was such a controversy. I thought it was a no-brainer that that kid wanted to get something signed that I had to let him get his jersey signed. and then I go to the Facebook page and Tyler Reed said, if I sent my son with any kind of jersey on and lunchbox let him get it signed by the Harlem Globetrotters, I would be pissed and I would immediately send a Venmo request so fast for the price of that jersey. Guys, that never crossed my mind that they would not want me to get the jersey signed. I thought it was the kid living in the moment, so exciting, meeting who he thinks is a superstar basketball player.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Josh Allen. No, no. These basketball players. Cross over. The globetrotters crossover. Thank you. And torch. And to name another few.
Starting point is 00:47:53 So I didn't even think about, oh my gosh, could I be ruining this kid's jersey? Will the parents be mad when he shows up with marker written all over this. Jersey. I didn't even think about it. And so this Tyler Reed guy made me start thinking about it. And then Sherry Morris goes, yeah, I'd have been extremely mad and would have asked for the jersey to be replaced. Sherry. And I was like, that is so mind-blowing. So then I called Batters Box. Hmm. What up, everybody? It's Batters Box here. And I asked him, I said, hey, man, you listen to the pod Monday. He said, no, I'm behind. Thanks. Thanks, man. Thanks for the sport. Really appreciate it. Good looking out. Just because your Niners aren't in the Super Bowl doesn't mean you have to stop listening.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Anyway, I said, I told him the story and I said, so if your son went with a friend or came with me and I got a jersey, a jersey, signed or a Brock Party jersey sign, he goes, oh, I'd be pissed. I am blown away. What about Iyuk? I yuk you can sign he's no longer on the niners I had him on our bench he never played all year never played never showed up never going to be a nineer again last time he's worn a nineer uniform it's over Justin was like get him off our bench he doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs so anyway
Starting point is 00:49:19 I started like oh maybe I did screw up maybe I wasn't supposed to do it but as me I couldn't look that kid in his eyes and say hey man sorry my kids can get their stuff signed but you can't Yeah, you took a beating online. I did take a beating. So I texted the parents. And I said, hey, do I need to apologize about ruining that Josh Allen jersey?
Starting point is 00:49:43 If you're secretly cussing me out for letting him get it signed, I totally understand. Within three minutes, the dad responds. No, no. He's thrilled with it and he's actually going to wear it to school tomorrow. The mom, six minutes later. Are you kidding me? He loves it even more, which we didn't think was possible. We could never get him to take off the Josh Allen jersey,
Starting point is 00:50:08 but now that it's signed by the Globetrotters, he wants to wear it every day. So I feel vindicated. I feel like my decision-making was rock-solid. 15 views on YouTube. And we dipped 25 minutes into this one, or seven minutes in 25 minutes ago. So I wonder what we were talking about.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I don't know. But so maybe I'm wrong. Go to the Facebook page. Please leave your feedback on Tyler's post because I just never even thought for a minute that I should say, no, you can't get that sign. Soar losers on Facebook. And you also see my cat up there. She is in second place trying to get on the cover of Modern Cat Magazine. Oh, you move back up to second because I know she dropped a third.
Starting point is 00:50:53 They're looking for the top five this week. Next week is number one. Oh, next week's the push? Yeah. So it's top right now in second. It's fine. it's a holding pattern. Speaking of Piper,
Starting point is 00:51:05 Cochers, Cody from Texas. First off, I voted for Piper. Miao. Piper to the moon. We need more San Antonio Sports Talk because we are so back. Aggie football sucks. Aggie basketball is back thanks to Bucky Ball.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Last thing, lunch. Have you seen the show Traders? Your boy, Johnny Bananas is on season two and he seems annoying as all hell. Love the show. Go Spurs, go. Gigamagies. And don't forget, go, Spurs, go.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Yeah, what you people don't realize with reality TV, nine out of ten, it would be boring as hell on television. Johnny Bananas is phenomenal. Correct. He's great on TV. Put yourself in that situation. How would you be interesting? Like you're in England, you're laying in a coffin,
Starting point is 00:51:55 you're trying to trick people. How would you be any more interesting than Johnny Bananas? You wouldn't be. The people you are watching is the extremes of normal personalities. If you're watching this on YouTube, you have a normal personality. There's no way you would be more interesting than Johnny Bananas. I had no point. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:52:20 But yes, I've heard of the traders. I watched season one and season two. It's a great show. It's a great show. It is a phenomenal show. And the way that they're able to know if they're a traitor and not access to, accidentally say something like we because you can't say. Oh man. Because if you're a traitor, you can't be like, they killed somebody or you can't be like, we killed somebody because I'd
Starting point is 00:52:41 give it away. How are you good with your pronouns and your possessives? That's tough. My name Ben and I ain't in it. My name Paul. It's up to y'all. I told Bezor the way to do it is you must in your head have to convince yourself you're not a traitor because we're having these conversations, you have to actively act like you're trying to find the traitor even though you're the traitors. You're going to be like, guys, how do we find them? Even though in your head, you know you're the traitor. I would actually be like, we've got to find me. All it takes is one slip up and you're screwed. So I also want to know, do the producers hide that if they screw up and we just don't get to see it? That's a great question. Do they edit that out? And like you people,
Starting point is 00:53:19 when you see the roundtable and Rob from Survivor is in the roundtable and he makes all these great arguments and he's basically a guy in court. He's a defense attorney. Rob is insanely good at what he does with lying, negotiating, manipulating, being a puppeteer. You guys couldn't have done any of that. So people were like, Rob's lost it. Rob was great on the show. You would be sitting like a puddle. I'm not a traitor.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I miss my kids. That'd be terrible TV. So as I'm saying, don't criticize Johnny Bananas. It's probably the most interesting you're going to get, unless you get like a stripper on there or like, I don't know, somebody else would be interested. You know, like, like, yeah. But Cody, back to the Spurs, man,
Starting point is 00:53:56 because Ray was losing his train and thought, I tried to save him. I haven't been on to watch them lately because I don't have TV. So I can't really talk Spurs basketball because I can't watch it. I think somebody said their top three to win the championship. Love it. It goes Thunder Nuggets and somebody said it was Spurs. And we play the Thunder tonight.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Guess what I'm going to watch it? Nowhere, because I don't have TV. A John Mitchell. I'm not going to watch it because I don't have TV. But anyway, I love the traitors. I got a shout out Emily McKibbin. She's the one that told me about traders. I'm 99% sure.
Starting point is 00:54:25 She's the one that sent the email about Traders. a couple years ago and I finally got on board. I need to start this new season. And what I like about Traders is these reality people, they come from all these different shows. I have no idea who they are. No idea who half of them are. But what the funny, it really isn't funny,
Starting point is 00:54:43 but it's a good setup phrase. The funny thing about these reality shows is, the reality shows are ending marriages. A majority of people that put their relationship on a reality show to get divorced. In Summerhouse, divorce. And another summer house, Carl Radke, divorce with Lindsay. And Lindsay dated Dustin Lynch.
Starting point is 00:54:57 allegedly. You got Kyle Cook, the guy that invented lover boy, him and Amanda, just divorced. All these shows are divorced. Jessica Simpson. And Nick Chlese. Divorced. Divorced. So these shows are ruining these people's lives
Starting point is 00:55:11 for your entertainment. So let's not criticize them. The real housewives, I mean, these people, I don't understand what happens at all of them, but they're all in prison. Hang up and listen. The one lady's so dumb, she gets herself indicted and goes to jail because she puts it all out there on the reality show.
Starting point is 00:55:27 These people are going to jail for you and you say, have the audacity to say Johnny Bananas isn't funny? Come on, guys. He's highly entertaining. He is highly entertaining. You must not be a real world or challenge guy because then you would understand Johnny Bananas. He had the line of the century on this new season. He said, he said, oh yeah, how you like that, suck on my banana. No, vets versus new threats.
Starting point is 00:55:55 They were doing the deliberation. Whoa, that rhymes. Yeah, very good job by the producers coming up with that one. And he stood up and they said, oh, Johnny, sit down. It's not all about you. And he goes, it's not about me. I am the challenge. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:56:09 He hit him with I am the challenge. That is not a better one-liner than, hey, Connor McGregor. Yeah, man, if I get a chance with you, I'll punch you right in the face. I'll make you go to sleep. Connor McGregor. Hey, who's up because this guy? I mean, that might be the best one-liner in the history. You're right.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Hey, Connor, if I see you, it'll be a two-punch fight. I punch you, you hit the ambulance punch is 90. Connor looks around, hey, who the fuck is this guy? Even the guy was like, you know what, that's pretty funny. You really claps at him. Well, well done. Well done. Well done.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Yeah. So, yeah, I'm on traitors. I'm going to start season four when I get TV back. My wife said season three was really good. She watched it without me. So I do need to go back and watch that one. Season one, phenomenal. And next season, they're doing all, no reality people.
Starting point is 00:57:09 It's all audition. Okay. Like it's getting back to normals. Yeah, I don't know if you necessarily have to have a reality person. Are we talking traitors or what are we talking about? Traders. Okay. They don't survive.
Starting point is 00:57:18 No, no, no. Totally not enough into that show to talk about it. But traders, I think it could be good with non-celebs as long as you learn their characters. Yeah. And that's what reality TV shows do. That guy Alan, he's fantastic. Great host. Like the host, Alan, so there's a voice guy on Love Island.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Never seen Love Island. Okay, but it's just the PA announcer. So Love Island, it'll come back from a break and he'll be like, look at these two kids canoodling. Looks like me when I was on spring break in 2008. Hilarious. But he does that every commercial break. That's great.
Starting point is 00:57:53 So that's a good host. And then they have like some hottie from the U.S. Ariana Grande or some chick hosting it as the actual. actual host. But this dude Alan, right? Yeah, Alan. Is a great. If you have a Phnom host, they can pretty much carry it regardless of the cast. Before
Starting point is 00:58:09 you leave Macassel, reveal yourself. Are you a faithful or a traitor? And then when they have the morning breakfast and he comes in, he's like, oh, poor, I don't even know
Starting point is 00:58:25 who was on last season. It's been so long I watched season two. Poor bananas. He's no longer with us. And he smashes the freaking picture on the ground. Freaking love the way he just throws the picture on the ground like, or he tosses it over his shoulder. That is drama.
Starting point is 00:58:42 And I'm all here for it. You probably didn't even understand it, but Dr. Will, this is Traders as well. He was one of the biggest personalities in the history of Big Brother. And then he'd never done another show after that really. That was season two. So season two, he comes back for one episode and he's on Traders. And he thought it was going to be a cool little cameo type thing.
Starting point is 00:58:59 he got so much backlash. People are like, dude, you disappeared for 15 years on the reality circuit. And then you just show up and were some creepy vampire in a show in Europe. And your character didn't even make sense. And you were like a bad host. People are like, that's how you make your comeback. He tried to lay low. Right.
Starting point is 00:59:17 But he wasn't even on the show to win or lose it. He was just hosting an event, wasn't he? Oh, was. And they're like, no, you're thinking about when he was on that deal or no deal. No, no. I don't even know who Dr. Will is. There was someone from Big Brother. 99% of season one or season two.
Starting point is 00:59:32 I don't know. And he was trying to lay low because he was like, man, I have such a bad reputation, blah, blah. And he got out real quick. Yes. But I don't remember who he was. Yes. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:44 We got to go home, man. Hey, it's the Super Bowl this weekend. Yeah. We'll talk about that on Friday. Anything else you want to say? I think I missed the Vandy Athletics. I will tell you on Friday why I'm upset with Vandy Athletics. I'm glad we at least got to the entire menu.
Starting point is 01:00:00 We didn't, because we didn't get to Vandy Athletics. Well, and I didn't tease this in the menu. It was almost like the dessert that we never got to. There's a box for you that I want you to open on the air. Okay. We'll do an unboxing on Friday. Oh, crap. I got to give Morgan the Marble Falls couple, Napolez, Napolez.
Starting point is 01:00:19 They got like 26 kids and one of them's a doctor. They gave me a Steelers' bad goodie bag for Morgan. at the convention. I told her I'd give it to her and I still haven't given it to her. So I'll give it to her tomorrow. Hey, Morgan, give this to your dude from a couple in Texas that visited two weekends ago. Yeah, I don't understand how they're being in Marble Falls, how they're Steelers. Oh, wait, maybe it was her dad or his dad was a Steelers fan. I don't remember. They told me, but I forgot.
Starting point is 01:00:48 She's the one that wears see-through shirts? She dresses to impress. Yes. I believe the first year she wore. it was just the covers. And then one of the years it was see-through, and then this past year, it wasn't a lot.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Yeah. Yeah. All right, have a great Wednesday, guys. Go Spurs, go, as our buddy Cody said. I posted one of her pictures on our Instagram. Yeah. Instagram pulled it. Oh.
Starting point is 01:01:19 I said it was. Yeah. Not safe work. They said that belongs on Only fans. Yeah. Oh, man. Let's get out of here, dude. It's raining again. Beautiful.
Starting point is 01:01:29 But all the ice is gone, man. Ice is going by-bye. How do we get this video on our audio? I don't know. You have the platform. Can you post a video? No, I can't. Looks like you need to make a phone call to the press.
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