The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: Ray and His Special Russian Lady Friend

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

In this episode Ray talks about his relationship with his Special Russian Lady Friend and how they've been together for over 10 yards. Plus Lunchbox has a run in with an idiot at the hot chocolate stand in the neighborhood and he got a cup of maybe the worst hot chocolate he's ever tasted. Ray hit the JACKPOT with a present from BAE and Lunchbox had an action packed Veterans thanks to the kids being out of school for the day. Last but not least the Box Boys go for flu shots and it didn't go smoothly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay. But you're back. Yeah, we've all been back. Good, man. It feels good to be here on a Wednesday. And, I mean, we forgot to say it on Monday. So we will say, happy Veterans Day to all our veterans out there that listen to our podcast. Do we have any veterans that listen to our pod?

I have no idea. I have no idea what you're doing. Are you trying to do the Star-Spangled Banner? No, it's some sort of a salute. Okay. They'll understand if they're a vet. That's why you didn't understand. Yeah, I'm not a vet, so I had no idea what that was.

I was very confused. Let's see, do we have any vets that listen to our pod that I can remember? No, I can't. I don't know any. I don't think anybody that we've met has told us they were in the military at some point. But I did see Randy a tour. I think that was right. He got coaches' conventions tickets from his wife or his girlfriend.

I don't know. Let me go ahead and, man, I'll have to go to the Facebook page and look. But he said, surprise, coaches convention tickets. That one dude that wanted me to read your locks, he was so pumped that I did that on Monday's show. I'm glad he was. I mean, there are stupid people. in this world and I'm going to tell you all about them. But man, it feels good to be here on a Wednesday.

Are you ready? Are you ready? You want me to hit the bonehead? No, no, no, no, no. Here we go. Here. I'm going to tell you who it was. It was. Let me read the post again. Randy, a tour. I just got an anniversary surprise. I was given flights and tickets to CC5. Is there a convention group? And if so, how do we get into it? Jessica Nicole, you are amazing. So there you go. They're coming from Colorado. Maybe they're bringing the weed brothers. with him. I'm not sure.

Weed Bomber. Now, Weed Bomber is not, he's from Vegas, I believe. He's a Raider fan. Weed Bomber, I don't even know if he's still around. Friggin the one people from Colorado, middle of the convention in Vegas. Hey, you guys want to talk football? Let's go. We're in the hard of playoff football. What do you guys want to talk?

Hey, uh, Nuggets, basketball's going to be pretty good. What do you guys take on it? Hey, what do you guys think about the Nuggets this year? Um, haven't really given much thought to it. NBA champions. Smash cut six months later they win the NBA championship. So it was a great question.

Great question. I mean, he was right on, spot on, it was great. That was, was that before or after Ashley had half her bra off and she was on our table at Saturday morning 9 a.m. I don't know. She really definitely thought she was on the podcast. It was a very weird, very weird

event, very weird. But if that's why you got to kind of shy away from Vegas, I mean, my sister feeling it, I mean, she came up to me post podcast and goes, hey, you want some pizza, you want pizza? I go, what for brunch? And also, why are you feeding me?

Like I'm a baby bird. Yeah, Garrett did hit me up and he said, do you want to go to Vegas MLK Day weekend? And I said, no, we got Coaches Convention 5. And he said, move it to Vegas. And I was like, it's not that easy. We can't just shift. People are already coming to Nashville.

Soar losers.com. It's happening. Now let's start the show. Because last show we didn't start until the end. so we've got to start it now. At least your buddy's not, Garrett, at least he's not like my friends. Because then once you responded that,

my friends would have said, oh, well, it's just because you're a... All right, yeah, man. That's why I can't do it because I'm a... Yeah, he didn't do that. He just said, okay, cool, and he moved on to the next group of friends. I was like, cool.

But he always comes to me because he knows I'm number one, Vegas. And then he likes to get a group of two to three, and then he starts expanding the circle. As long as he can get two to commit, then he's all in. Billy typically. Hey, Cabo, Christmas, you coming? No, I'll be with my family.

Okay. See. All right, man. Yeah, I'm up. Thanks, Billy. Sorry about that, man. Well, lunch just got handed some documents. Yeah, thanks, scuba, man. We really appreciate it. Somebody just got a new endorsement.

Yeah, that's going to be the Texas lottery. Hey, guys, it's Lunchbox. I needed help in the bedroom. That's when I reach for something that, was in the form of a blue-shaped circle. Didn't know what it was, and then, hey, oh, I was saluting like a veteran. How's it going? It's Veterans Day, and I'm Lunchbox.

Hey, why don't you reach for the red, white, and blue pill? Hey, guys, it's Lunchbox. Coach, sometimes you've got to sell your soul to the devil with those average. That's pretty funny. No, and then I got to do kitchen refresh also. They will come and make a little. over your cabinets. Like, freaking amazing.

It's so amazing what they do. But yeah, that's going to be a commercial I got to do for the big show. I'm assuming you got to get it done. Your kids are beating the crap out of it. No, no, no. We are trying to quit soccer games from the kitchen because we have new cabinets now. And so I don't want them ruining the cabinets. The old cabinets, I mean, that's so loud.

That is so loud. Oh, I headed on the wrong one. Good grief. the old cabinets they were like different colors and so now that we have all matching nice like no slam cabinets that's the coolest part is you can let it go and it slowly closes I mean kitchen refresh they did an amazing job so we try to take the sports now out of the kitchen that's good and also do you have indoor balls and outdoor balls now we have balls but do you have is there a line of demarcation between the ones that can come in

inside. Yeah, baseballs can't come inside. All right. Because we did it at home. Back in the day, I'm trying to think of when I was a kid, there were certain balls you could play inside with and get away with. Now, we never had those rules because we just played wherever. My parents didn't really navigate or police. What balls came inside? My kids love to dribble the basketball around. They love to play soccer in the house. They'll do anything. They like to play football. But what we used to do? I'm going to say what, foil baseball inside the house. was the greatest game ever invented.

We played with a wadded up paper towel because it wouldn't break anything. Yeah. And you hit it with your hand. Yes. You hit it to the cabinets. It's a home run in front. It's an out blast until dad walks in. Nobody gave you a heads up that he was coming.

He like tiptoed for some odd reason and the paper towel hits him in the lunch pail when he's coming home. That'll end it real quick. Well, we usually played foil baseball when bad weather was going on outside or if it was at night we were having people spend the night, we'd be down in the living room playing foil baseball at midnight. Yeah, well, we invented a game that we could play in the basement and it was just with your hand.

It's always with your hand. You didn't invent that, dude. And it was a... And lotion, you didn't invent that. And it was not a Nerf ball, but made a foam, really light foam. So you could pitch it fast enough and you could hit it to be a home run. But boy, your arm would hurt the next day

because you would have to throw about a hundred miles. an hour fastball, and then the ball would only go 60. How cool is it that you had a basement so no one could hear you down there? You could be loud and stuff. Except for mom and dad's bedroom was in the basement. Oh, that does change it because we did not have a basement and mom and dad's bedroom was right above the living room. But guess what?

They didn't hear anything. I mean, we played foil baseball. We ran around. And they didn't hear a thing. They never woke up. Nothing. I'm telling you. And Foil Baseball, you had the living room and then the other room.

I don't even know what the room is called because we never used it. It was just a room. And you had these wood doors that slide into the wall. They're called bar room. Saloon. Is that what they're called? Yeah. And so you would open those up and the outfield was in the other room and home plate was back by the back window by the back door.

Bam, hit it through those doors. You'd have two on two. The outfielders out there and you'd run and dive and the couch was first base. second base was right there in the middle of those doors. Third base was the fireplace. Home plate was the window. We would do the baseball and the basketball. Yeah, we had indoor basketball.

We had a Michael Jordan hoop in that other room, the room that wasn't the living room, and it hung right above those double doors because you could open those double doors, which was great because when you're going in for the dunk, you could fly through the opening instead of crashing into the wall. Usually if you hang one on the wall, you're very limited because you hit the wall. This?

No. Open space. Great. And it was a breakaway rim. So you would dunk on Jordan and the rim would rip off so you don't break it. So good. Tear away rim. It was amazing.

I still have it. My parents kept it. They mailed it to me. It is at the house. But you do need where you can go underneath the hoops. You don't put a hole in the wall because that happened to church. It was the Nerf basketball hoop that goes on the wall. Brother dunked it or I dunked it.

Foot goes in the wall. We had to put up a, I believe it was a Moses poster. It lasted for two years. Nobody knew that we made a hole in the wall until my mom one time decided to decorate or something for Christmas, put up Jesus instead of Moses. And there was a massive hole in the wall. And we're like, oh my gosh. Where did that come from? I mean, it was one heck of a secret for two years, though.

Yeah, that's like batter's box. He was one time running around the house and running up and down the stairs. And you go up five stairs. There's a landing and then five stairs the other way. And he was coming down the stairs. He fell after my parents had told us to stop running in the house. And boom, he crashed into the wall. Big old hole.

I mean, the size of his body. Just dinted in the wall right there. But dad could fix that. Yeah. And he fixed it probably about three years later. I mean, he does it for a lot. living. He doesn't want to come home and do it. That is exactly right. That used to,

hey, let me tell you, that used to make my mom so mad. It's like something around the house would take forever to get fixed because he'd work all day. Last thing he wants to do is come home and work on his own house. And I mean, things would, that hole in the wall stood there forever.

But like right now, my mom's got him repaint in the hallway. And he's like, man, I just kind of got the itch. You know what I mean? So your mom was on the phone with her sister last night for a full. hours trying to pick out paint. He goes, I've spent more money on samples than I'm going to spend on paint. But we got to get it right. Honeydews. Yeah, man. Are they near Billy? If Billy still lives in the same house he did? Yeah. Yeah, they're right down the road.

Well, then they're both increasing in value. Yeah. Billy said he could retire and move to Bali. There's a pool right by Billy that I used to ride my bike to when I was a kid. Well, he's not going to the community pool. He doesn't have kids. and I don't think they allow whale tails. Yeah, you're probably right. But they did have a high dive, and I mean high dive. A lot of the kids, girls, he's dating right now are strippers. Oh, good for Billy.

So he's in a good place. He's in a real good place, man. His therapist said for one year, after the divorce, you need to go as absolutely ape-s as you possibly can. And wherever that therapist is right now, he needs to face the board because he needs his license revoked. That's the worst advice. ever heard from a therapist.

That's a very interesting therapist. Where do you find this therapist? At the strip club? Comes at CMA Fest. Come for my birthday. Oh, therapist said I go as hard as possible. What? Is that real?

Oh, no, he was dead serious. How long has it been since the divorce? I think it's been 18 months. Oh. Hey, that's not good. That is really not good, man. That's really not good. Yeah.

Damn. All right. Let's start the show, man. You doing all right? Who? You? Well, I got an eyelash in my eye. I mean, you keep blinking like 500 times.

You blink every, like, 500 times a second. It's really, like, weird to look at you. And I freaking told you after the big show, I had that window to go get it removed. And what do you know, one minute after I'm in the bathroom, some guy goes in there to just blow it out. Oh, he was going to blow out your eye? No, he was blowing out the other eye. Oh, oh.

Dang, man. And I, that's disrespectful on him. Or is it on me? Because I shouldn't be looking at my eye in the bathroom. But whatever the case is, last I need is poop particles in there. Correct. I was going to say, then that's how you get pink eye, man. You come in with a swollen pink eye.

Like, what happened? Oh, man, I was in the bathroom and I was getting an eyelash. And then a shard hit me, a shard of glass. No, a shart. Like someone sharted in the bathroom. Some particles came, got my eye. Now I'm infected, man. I'm sorry.

Because two feet away from where I was fixing my eye. Well, got it all out. I'll see you later. That's the sign I need to go. Time for me to head on out. Same guy? Same guy. Old Redhead, man.

Old Redhead. I just, I can't. I don't know. That's a sign for me to head out. Hey, man. Redhead is on his schedule, though, man. on a schedule. I'm not even worried about what's in my eye anymore. I'm worried

about what just got shot at the wall. I'm worried about my nose now. Oh man. That redhead dude, he likes to yeah, he likes to go. Well, now I got nose issues. I got something in my eye. Oh, you throw some toilet paper

my way? No, man. You need more than that, buddy. Need to go see a doctor. I got a pill for you. It's freaking tums. We didn't figure out what you're eating Because boy, man, you know how to evacuate the building Brickin Bino

Oh, man All right, we're gonna do a lot And they don't have very good ventilation in those bathrooms It just stays in there That's what I'm saying, if I was cleaning my eye I would have been in there in a haze Yeah, oh, well, all right Yeah, enough of that talk

No one wants to hear that man No one wants to hear that All I needed was a guy that was just going to go the bathroom but it's a guy that's number two. Does everybody have that person in their office that does that? And there has to be one per office, right? We got the redheaded guy. I'm sure that every office.

Loker is probably that guy at his office. Tall guys that guy at his office. We know Cappy. Oh, boy. God. I don't even know if he has an office. I think he works from home. At my house, it's my freaking cat.

Yeah. I'll just get home after leaving this guy at work. And my cat, what do you know? Goes the bathroom and it smells like a human did it. Oh, Piper, I understand you don't have access to water, but holy,

you know, because we go in water. Yeah. Holy crap, that smells bad. So, I mean, it's just one from one to the other.

Got that guy blowing it out. Piper will be ready 11 when I come home. Oh, that's how kids are too, man. Let me tell you. Here, let's get ready for bed.

And you start helping them get their jammies on. It's like, did you? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. It's disgusting. All right, enough talk. Let's go.

We're going to do it live. We are the one, two, three. So our losers. What up, everybody. I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. So I get the times before I go into my intro, I get the times, the old radio times. And I heart just had the biggest quarter known to man.

Oh, really? podcasting. They made a hundred, it's public news, a hundred and sixty million dollars in the third quarter. Huh. Is that going to trickle down to us eventually? So. So we need to pick up the downloads is what you're saying. We need to get a piece of that pie.

So how's it work? There's this pie, okay? There's this pie. And you're going to get this sliver and we're going to get this sliver. But I'm telling you, we was a part of that third quarter. corridor. We weren't close to 160 million. Right, but do you understand? It gives us longevity. Stay in power. Oh, okay. Yeah. So we're here to stay. Yeah. I mean, we're going to Netflix. But I'm saying podcasting is getting bigger. I don't care about how much we get dang paid. Oh. It's like, what was I was,

I was talking to Abby about podcasting. I was like, you realize we didn't make a dollar the first two and half years we podcasted? We did five episodes a week. Don't even start. So I was like, Abby, $100 to us. is like gold if you understand where we came from. Yeah. Yeah, we started from the dregs of the bottom. It's bad. So I don't know how it is now, but people are like, I'm going to start. I'll do my intro.

I'm going to start a podcast. Well, guess what? We didn't make a dollar for three years. So if you got three years of income, go have a podcast. If you don't, get in another industry. Yeah, or if your dad's supplying you with money and you don't have to work, good for you. if you're a nepo baby that's what they're called all right my intro y'all so i'm from the north i'm an alpha i live on the north side of nashville with bayser they are now going to make it 16 lanes

and i got to go into that another episode about these people in their houses and their fences they are taking it's a clear cut all the road since i moved to the country is going to be part of nashville it is unbelievable the super highway they are creating right now heading to kentucky but yeah, we live in the country 2.333, 3, 3 acres. I got two kids at Vanderbilt. Electrophysiology unit. Justin should check on them. I actually need to check on him.

And I have a heart attack probably when I'm 72 and a half. If I don't get this eye thing out of my eye, it's 72 probably. Oh, are you, ma'am. And you forgot to say your name, but we'll be back right after this. The 2026 NFL draft is here, and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, and Jordan Roderig, after night one on Thursday.

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You can have like a strong, stands and then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and host of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Right. Last night, I'm out walking the dog. Last night. I mean, it's cold. I got a hoodie on. I got a beanie on. I got gloves on my my hands. Because it's probably about 5.30 when I'm walking the dog. Do you need the crime pod? No. It would sound like you're setting up a timeline.

I am setting up a time. I'm just giving you a picture of what it is outside. So it's already dark outside because it gets dark at like 4.30 here in Nashville. Picture received. And as I'm walking on the sidewalk on the right hand side of the road, I look over to my left and at the corner, there seems to be a table set up. I'm like, huh, why is there a table there? and I look a little closer and there's kids over there. I'm like, huh? Let me go there and see what's going on. Let me do some investigating.

And they got a hot chocolate stand set up. That's what you need to sell. And they are out there selling hot chocolate. And I walk up and I'm like, oh, can I get a, you know, you guys selling hot chocolate, huh? Yeah, yeah. I'm like, can I get a cup? I'll take a cup of hot chocolate. Did they think you're homeless or did you say you had the dog with you?

I had the dog with me. Okay. Still not out of the woods with being homeless. Correct. But the dog looked well kept and it was on a leash. So whatever. And I had shoes on and gloves. And so they're pouring me my hot chocolate. And they're making it.

They're mixing it up. And another lady walks up. She goes, what we got going on here? And they're like, oh, you know, we're just selling some hot chocolate. She goes, hot chocolate. Hmm. Ha. You say hot chocolate, huh?

What is happening? Does she, is she slow? And they're like, yeah, we're just doing it. 75 cents a glass. She goes, ah. Yeah, I'm not really feeling the hot chocolate right now. I was really hoping for more of a happy hour vibe. Huh?

Is she an alveolic? I'm like, a dumbass. Like, it's kids out here on a street corner. Like, what do you think? they're going to be selling. You think they're going to be doing apple martinis? Like, I mean, come on. She's right, though. What was that window for happy hour? Did you want that stirred or shaken or did you want it neat? I mean, what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I think I'm about to pass it. And then she goes, yeah, so I'm about to pass on the hot chocolate. I was hoping

it's more happy hour. She wants Bailey's in it. Get out of here. And then. Ah, white Russian lady. I tell you. So, hey, I'm like, okay, show me where you live. So I know I'm not on the road when you're driving. B, have you already started your happy hour the way you're, well, I was really hoping for more happy hour. So I'm going to have to pass on the hot chocolate. Okay, kick rocks lady, you idiot. And then she lingers. She hangs out there. Just going, so how much have you sold? That's good questions. Uh, how's business? What are you the BBB? Have you thought about selling anything else? No, lady, they did not think about sailing Bayleys. I promise you, they're not going to be selling Margaritas frozen or on the rocks.

Uber driver told me you can put this moonshine they're selling at liquor stores now. He said it's even better in Bayleys. And I go, and I bet it's 10 times as strong. How drunk are we trying to get in the mornings, people? Yeah. And it was just like, wow. And she just lingered. And she's like, yeah.

So good luck with your hot chocolate. But once again, I'm going to have to pass on the hot chocolate. And she finally walks away. No need, no need to say it three times that you're passing on the hot chocolate. no need to announce to the neighborhood that you're an alcoholic and that you've been drinking since 2 p.m. It was unbelievable. She was like, how stupid are these people? Let's be real.

She didn't need the hot chocolate to get warm. She was already warm. She was feeling good. And so then they finished with my hot chocolate. And I'm like, all right, well, thank you guys. Have a good night. And I get my hot chocolate and I start walking the dog and I take a sip. Oh, my God.

I've never tasted something so disgusting in my life. Thought you're going to say it was hot. No. It was cold, first of all. and it was god-awful. It was so terrible. You expected better from the corner stand of hot chocolate in the neighborhood? And I went back and I said, hey, what are you guys putting in this?

And they're like, oh, this dark, roasted chocolate? I'm like, no, that's terrible, guys. Get Nestle quick and just put the little powder in there and mix it up. That was awful. And milk. Yeah, they were doing water. Yeah, I'm more of a milk. Oh, I'm a milk.

You got the Nestle with the little marshmallows in it. And they did ask me, do you want the bag of milk? Big marshmallows or the small marshmallows. And I said, absolutely no marshmallows. Do not like marshmallows. You didn't bring any home for the wife? Dude. It was cold.

It wasn't good. And so I took another sip. And when I got out of their sight, tossed it. Yeah. It was over. It's a shame. You'd expect a better product in a wealthy neighborhood. Well, you expect, I mean, I think it was their first time doing it.

So they'll learn from their mistakes, maybe. but whatever they were buying dark chocolate roast, that was the worst idea you've ever had in your life. Nobody wants dark chocolate, hot chocolate. You want milk chocolate. And a lot of that's the thing. It's instant. We're in this instant world.

They just zap it and stuff. They probably didn't even do a slow boil over the stove. You know, they got the microwave. They're microwave in that stuff. Yeah. So it was a rough day. That lady I was just like, that's the idiot I was talking about. That's the one I was just like, like how dumb do you?

Like, really? no one's going to be selling alcohol on the street corner at 5.30 in the afternoon when they are probably second or third graders. Don't even know how old these guys were. Never seen him before. Maybe she thought you were the dad. Oh, maybe. And then I vimmoed because there was a Vimmo there. And I'd already Vimmoed and the girl goes, hey, that's going to be 75 cents as I tried to walk away. I said, hey, I've been moed you. Calm down. You can Vennmos under a dollar? Well, I did a $2. Because there was three kids, 75 cents. I, I about like a quarter apiece, they weren't really going to make any profit. It's tough with the Venmo. Even my hairdresser does a new Venmo.

Really? Government's going to see that. She's from Russia. Who? Not that it matters, but... My cousin... She takes Venmo, I mean. Yeah, my cousin's ex-husband, he was from Russia, and he refused to pay tax.

He didn't pay his taxes. He was just like, me not to pay taxes. But my lady refuses to speak our language. We don't speak to... same language. For 55 minutes, it's complete silence. There's no way your haircut takes 55 minutes. She, it's crazy. It's a shampoo. You got shampoo, conditioner. She rubs this other thing on it, a massage. She should massage the neck. She massages the ears, the lower head, upper head. Then it comes to the haircut. And what she taught me is through hand gestures,

Raymond's. I mean, it's very difficult to understand. Raymond You see All these barbers When they cut your hair This is how she talks Okay She says

They just do the buzzer I use the scissors And the buzzer So apparently If you do the buzz And the scissors It takes longer for it to grow So I don't have to go back

For two months So she'll Burr's the whole thing Raymond And then cut it and you'll two months you want to need to come back so she that's the thing

no other technique anybody does that and then she does the blending and then she'll do the eyebrows I'm there 55 minutes it is the best how much is it 30 bucks I've ever spent my life where she at she's not taking any more clients I'm her only male I started with her on West End when I lived with you found her in a hole in a wall

I think it was a whore house and it was at strip mall that's run down. No, I know what you're talking about. I followed her from there to another place. Now I drive 30 minutes to Franklin to a Galleria. She has moved up. She owns her whole own thing. She's a multi-millionaire.

And she goes, Raymond, you're my only male customer. I only have females who pay me $500 for hair. But I would do your hair because you're loyal, Raymond. Ten years I've been with her. Raymond, you're loyal to me. So she's not taking anybody else. That is incredible, dude. You're loyal to me, Raymond.

So I still cut your hair. You can't do reglund. I cut your hair. And I'm in there for 55 minutes, and she's just rubbing one out the entire time. I couldn't be more relaxed when I leave that place. That's really cool. Yeah. Did you just see the power go out?

I did. And the tough thing is, though, I didn't carry it my story along with her. So she met Bayer as my girlfriend. So she still thinks I have a girlfriend. Because it all roots back to you. I didn't want her to be nervous when she was cutting my hair for my wedding. So I had decided in that moment I was never going to tell her that I was getting married because I just didn't want her to be nervous and do anything different.

And so I've just never felt like telling her it happened because it'll just work her up. So I've just never told her I get married. So, Raymond, that was your girlfriend. Are you ever going to marry her? No, no, not pulling the trigger just yet. See you later. All right, Lehmond. Maybe someday you get married.

She married? I think she is, but I believe she has to go home to see him. Ray, Mont, Ramundo, you need to sell her. You married. Tell her. She will, oh, Raymond, that is. so beautiful. That is so beautiful, Raymond. Nataria.

So five years ago, you cut my hair, and I didn't tell you, but you were cutting my hair for my wedding. And I'm sorry. Raymond, why would you never tell me that you stupid Marvang? You tell me that, Raymond.

Raymond, that they tell me that. I just cun it, man. I didn't want you to get nervous. Do you think I can throw this cutting ahead? I do this for living, Raymond. I do this for living. You don't need to invite me to wedding? You don't invite me to wedding?

I get you a good gift. I get you a good gift. And I have seen, though, like she's had to, obviously, because of inflation, increase her prices. But me and her started about 20 bucks. It's gradually, it's now I tip her because she, nobody in the state does an hour haircut that that's amazing. She gladly gets $55 from me. Holidays, I'll give her $100 because I love her. that much. Whoa! Whoa!

You rich, rich! No. Oh! If you provide a service that services me, she is the best at what she does in the entire state of Tennessee. Wow. Remens, I will see you in two months. Nobody else does the scissors and the razor like I do, Raymond. And we always hug, very affectionate, kiss. She's a great woman. very great woman. Next lady that comes in right after me, one of her clients.

Yeah. She goes, how are you doing? It's a Russian lady. I am doing good. Her clients are only Russian. I'm the only American male client of hers. And they all look at me, dude. Like I'm a freaking alien when I walk out.

Why is this guy at this gallery? What's your lady's name again? Natalia. So the other day's like, Natalia. Why, you let that guy. You let the American in here? What's wrong with you, girl? What wrong with you? You sleeping with her Raymond?

No, no. He's just loyal. He loyal. Well, sometimes some of the other Russians, their clients of hers, will bring their husbands and they sit outside there. And when ever I walk out

or I'm waiting in the waiting room, I told you... Hey, hey. Bill, Victor, Bill. Hey, Victor, I told you to Pekinsel. When I tell you to Pkinsell, you sell it, or you're going to find me

at the bottom of a cement creek with a couple of cements around your leg. I told you to fucking sell. Oh, hello, Natalia. I told you if you don't count a 10, one, two, ten. We'll take a break. We'll right back.

The 2026 NFL draft is here, and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, and Jordan Rodriguez after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks.

Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it. Yep, that's me, Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.

Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations,

stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans.

We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of The Fult and Our Stars. And now, I guess also as the co-host of The Away End, a brand new world soccer podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist. And John and I have known each other since we were kids.

My first World Cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched. every game and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the away end, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. For us, soccer, football, is a story we've shared for over 30 years since Daniel was the star player

on our high school soccer team. Very debatable. And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, it's heartbreak, and above all, it's beauty.

Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to the away end with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here?

We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. Financial education is not always about, like, I'm going to get rich. That's great. It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money,

this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Let's play your game. I'm ready to play. It can be a game. Okay, so Beezer had herself a day. It was Veterans Day, and apparently everybody else gets off except for us. Oh, man, let me tell you.

No school on Veterans Day. And no work. And so after I had a full day of stuff. I'm going to tell you all about it after you tell me about your game. but man we did it we did a day so bayser goes to the mall with her friend and her friend has a daughter ages i guess don't matter and the son's high school they're awesome the kids are great and heather's her best friend and we hang all all the time and so they go to this memorabilia store and bayser goes all right let's surprise ray because we went and did brunch and the mall without me i spent no money i didn't get to enjoy

anything so they said let's get him one piece of memorabilia the cheapest thing there oh for $30 You get a picture, but you don't get to see what it is. It's a mystery picture. You get to pick the team, though. Is it autographed or is just a picture? It's a picture, it's autographed, and it's usually a significant moment. Got it. Before I've done one for the Yankees, you pay $30.

Wait, Yankees, did you get at the moment judge threw me the ball and hit me in the chest? It was not that time. Oh. You know, it's funny, I was looking through my phone the other day and I saw the pictures. I never posted the pictures of how close I was the judge. I've seen him on your phone, maybe. Yeah, but I haven't showed our listeners. I need to do that.

Yeah, do that. And so you can pick the team all that. I got Charlie Hayes winning the World Series for the Yankees 15 years ago, not this time, one of the other times I've done it before. Got it. Autographed, I'd say it's probably exact same value. Paid 30, it was probably 30 bucks. Yeah, I'm getting a call from Mineral Wells, Texas.

Maybe it's Natalia. Hello? Hello. Take care for the police officers committee back switching to record the audio. Okay? Yes. Oh, I've been shocked. Hi, thanks for holding for me. This is Charles calling for the police officers committee.

We're having our back-to-blue awareness campaign. Sadly, our police officers are being assaulted and attacked while doing their job. That's not good. That is not good. I got to pay my child support. Lawmakers who will fight for legislation. Thank you. Thank you for fighting for us.

Thank you for fighting us. What do I get a free mag light? I get that call once a day. Well, see, the phone calls I get are from where are my phone numbers from, from Lansing, Michigan. And so I always know their robocalls, but they're able to know my first three numbers. So they must, but I don't know why they would have the same number. Oh, they're doing those things that do random phone numbers.

So maybe they just plug it in so it's random Lansing phone numbers. Because it's always 517. And I'm like, well, I know nobody there. so fake delete. Yeah, I don't know anybody from mineral wells. I just, and it's a different number every time that thing calls me. They leave a voicemail a lot. It's different, but mine always starts out, East Lansing, 517.

Interesting. So back to the mystery. So the mystery is they said, can we have crime music? Because this is a mystery. Okay, so they said, let's get Ray of Valls one. It's $30. It could be an absolute crapper. It could have been, this is the worst player in Valls history.

Basically the team. T. Higgins. I would say the team. at this point. Niko Ima Malavalu. A team photo this year would be less than $30. Oh, wow. So they get me this photo, Valls for $30 and I open it when they, when Beezer comes home and brings it to me. Okay, it's wrapped up in like brown paper or what?

It's in a manila envelope. Got it. So how big are we talking like this? It's just eight by 10. Got it. It's not framed. Not framed. Okay.

$30, eight by 10. And even if you got it. Do you know the sport before you buy it? Well, yeah, it's not going to be baseball. I think it does say vols football. Got it. So you know it's going to be football. That narrows it down.

Okay, I got it. I know who it is. So I will tell you, they paid 30 for it. And the photo I got. Is it awesome? Just tell me, is it awesome? We made an absolute of my... money on this photo.

It's way more than $30. Okay. That means that there's only one option. I mean, the way that you explain it, there's only one option. There's only one player in Tennessee football history that is good enough to charge more than $30. Ray, isn't the head coach, Heppel? No, because he went to Oklahoma. My first thought was Curtis Martin.

Because I thought you were going to say, oh, he's a good Tennessee player. I think he went to Tennessee. I don't know. But it's got to be Peyton Manning. It's a Peyton Manning photo. Don't know what he's doing in the photo. Maybe he's taking his helmet off after a big win or throwing a touchdown. He throws his two arms up.

So it's Peyton Manning signed photo. Incorrect. I will tell you, we looked it up online. And this photo signed is worth one. $150 on multiple sites. So we won five times our money on this poll. In the biz, we call it, that's a good pull. So I hit up my friend Heather, and I said, tell your kids, that was a good pull.

Because there was three different Vols pictures they could pick from, and they had their daughter, Zippy, picked the one. And so she picked this five times the money. I probably need to pay her. So she needs a finder's fee. What other Tennessee football players are there? I don't know any. Well. Well.

Oh, Hinden Hooker. Well, he, in my opinion, I have his jersey on the wall. He was actually QBR one of the highest. He was. He was the highest QBR rated quarterback in 2022. So I wasn't him. The only reason he lost. It wasn't him.

The Hizman race is because of Caleb Williams having an insane year. year for USC. And he had his nails painted, so that's the reason. No, he didn't. And he beat Alabama. Okay, so it wasn't him. He didn't start painting until he went to Chicago. Oh, thought he was always painting, dude. It is a running back. So I was right. Who? Curtis Martin. No. There's one way more famous. There's another famous running back from the University of Tennessee. In high school, you baby were a first year of college. We all had him on our fantasy team. I didn't play fantasy until I was out of college, man. I'm old. And he had a saying,

give, uh-huh, the ball. Give, uh-huh, the ball. Give, um-uh, the ball. Give, uh-huh, the ball. Give, uh-huh, the ball. Give, um-huh, the ball. Give Jamal the ball. Jamal Lewis. Oh, I'd have never got that. The greatest Tennessee Vols running back of all time. There's other guys like a Henry guy. I was thinking Henry, but I didn't know his first name. Yeah, neither. Because all I could think is Derek Henry, but I was like, that ain't it.

So I definitely didn't think he was going to be worth that much. Looked it online, though. What's his name? Jamal Lewis, number 31, Tennessee Vols. Okay. I've heard the name. He played for the Ravens. Yeah, he was huge.

I mean, he might have been the only. running back in NFL history to get like 400 yards and four touchdowns in a game. He was huge. And if you guys don't know who I'm talking about, you don't know ball. You do not know ball. Curtis Martin definitely did not go to Tennessee. He went to Pittsburgh. I'm looking up Jamal Lewis.

Jamal Lewis. And, uh, oh, yeah, there he is. Yeah. And I can't have you in your phone though. This is funny also. Go ahead. But you're not good at multitasking. No, I am.

I'm. played from 97 to 99. He went to high school at Douglas in Atlanta. He was a first round pick, fifth overall Ravens, and then he played for the Browns. He's a Super Bowl champion. He is a NFL offensive player of the year. He made the Pro Bowl. And he's in the Baltimore Ravens Ring of Honor. Yes. Go ahead. Good pull. Good pull. Beezer goes, that was fun game. Bezier goes, hey, I was looking it up on AI, which AI is never right. If you guys haven't realized, And she goes, hey, it's Jason Winton. And I go, I can assure you it's not Jason Witton.

How would she look it up on AI? Because we knew the number and we knew the VALs. And so she was plugging it in and she goes, Oh, you knew what number it was? Yeah, we could see the number. Okay. So they have like a window you can look in and see the number? That's why I'm not a great storyteller.

All we could see was Manila envelope, Tennessee Valls, and then you couldn't see anything else. I open it up and it is a black player number 31 and he has the ball. And so still at that point, me and Beezer have no idea who it is. And so then we start Googling for the next 10 minutes to try and figure out who it is. And Beezer goes, AI says it's Jason Witten. Well, he's white. And I go, Bezor.

I can assure you it's not Jason Witten. And she says GROC is not GROC. Chat GPT says it's Jason Witten. and I go, Beezer, I am telling you right now on my life, this is not Jason Witten. And then we look it up, we're like, it's Jamal Lewis. And she's like, give Jamal! We look it up, $150. That was a good pull.

That's pretty good. With that said, let's go to the store again. Let's get another one today. Did you tell her that Jason Witten was white? Oh, we had the argument for two minutes. And I said, Bezor, we don't see color in today's world. but just to let you know, Jason Winton's white,

Jamal is black. So I'm telling you, this photo is not Jason Witten. We'll be right back. The 2026 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal,

and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in Pittsburgh. We'll tell you who won the draft and which players were my favorite picks. Listen to NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcast. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.

Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,

and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, This is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we, are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights

to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change. Listen to a slight change. change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. That's like yesterday was Veterans Day, Ray. Kids are out of school, so I get off work and they're cooped up. It's cold outside.

I'm like, guys, let's go do something fun. So I throw them in the car and we drive and drive. There's a Chick-fil-A. And I'm like, let's go get some months of Chick-fil-A. I know where you were. And we go in, and I'm telling you what? My pleasure. I have never seen a bigger party in my life.

They had two of the cows walking around. They had a face painter. They had it all. That overweight, huh? The face painter. Oh, no. Oh, they're doing it for Veterans Day. But I'm wondering, did every Chick-fil-I do this?

Or did we just happen to hit the gold mine? Yeah. They had other stuff down the street here for Veterans Day. They were doing a parade. Right. But this was, I mean, they had a, I, face painter. But that's what I'm saying. Maybe you guys got the one that supplied the cows for the parade and that's where they went. Maybe. To graze after the parade. It could have been. And I'm

going to tell you what. My oldest baby box, he wanted a black dog painting on his face because our dog is black. Halloween costume. And so he sits down and she's like, what can I do for you? He's like, oh, can I be a black dog? And she's like, eh, I don't. think I can do an all black dog. He goes, but, but it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like chase. I want to, I want to look like my dog. It's a pretty basic request. And she goes, ah, how about I do a black dog with white spots, like a Dalmatian? Or a white dog with black spots. He goes, no, I want to be all black. My son doesn't see color. And she's like, ah, I'm sorry, but I just can't do all black.

and who is this lady anti-bob Ross I was like lady just draw a black dog on his cheek he's a kid just draw whatever but what I didn't realize was she was doing the whole face as a dog oh so you had a friggin' puppy dog the rest of the day so she did not want to draw an all black face

on him I thought she was just going to draw a black dog on his cheek and she kept saying no I can't just do a black dog And I was so confused on why she wouldn't just draw a black damn dog. What above and beyond painting? Exactly. And that is why she painted their faces like this.

That's awesome. It's really good. It's really freaking good. Why does your kid actually look good as a dog? I mean, it looks so good. I mean, I thought she did a great job. How long were you there, Bob Ross, like two hours? No, it took her like three minutes.

Yeah, that's phenomenal. Phenomenal job. You walk in with your wife? I mean, you think you brought the dogs inside? Keep them out. And when they were done, I said, hey guys, what do you say? And they go, thank you. And I say, no, you say, Roof Ruff.

God. You missed a chance for a great joke. But I could not understand. What do you dogs want from Chick-fil-A? You want some dog food? I couldn't understand why she wouldn't do a black dog. Makes sense now. Makes sense.

Couldn't understand why Beezer thought it was Jason Whitten. And your story tied perfectly into my story about how Beezer thought a black guy was Jason Witten and this lady wouldn't do black face for a dog because she was doing the whole face. I was like, lady, you're about to lose this kid. He's going to lose his mind if you won't just draw a black dog on his cheek. But she was going full throttle and it was awesome. It was great. then you know why I like that

why I like the chocolate hot chocolate because that's real life that's not AI you know why I like the painting on the kids face because it's not AI yeah anything that's not AI is good then we headed over the trampoline park and they've changed

the rules at the trampoline park all of a sudden they're strict about everything no bras no if you don't have trampoline socks even as a parent you can't even walk around up where the trampolines are insurance and I'm like, so they're like,

Dad, Dad, come up here and play with it. And I'm like, guys, I didn't bring socks. I have fungus. And I did do something that I'm pretty ashamed of. I was one of those parents. You hit on another woman there? No, I had the laptop out, and I was doing my work. Was it the pod?

That's the big show. Anybody asks you, hey, man, what's you working on? I'll post in a podcast. Exactly. Some people got their mouse out, you know what I mean? They're clicking around. I'm sitting there. And I'm like, I am one of those parents that we make fun of, taking a computer.

But I was like, I've got to do my work for the big show. They're at the trampoline park. I mean, this is a great time. I can't go up there and play because I don't have trampoline socks. And I don't want to pay the $8 for trampoline socks. And so I pulled out the computer and I sat there and I was like, man, I look like an absolute idiot. And Baby Box came to complain. about everything.

Dad, dad, the basketball goal. It says we can't hang on the rim anymore. Okay, well, last time we could. Okay, but the rules have changed. I'm sorry, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Just go have fun.

Okay. Five minutes later. Dad, dad. Now that there are signs that say only one kid per trampoline. We used to be able to jump all on one trampoline. Okay, well, I'm sorry they changed the rules. What, just go have fun. Dad, dad.

over there it says you have to be 50 inches tall to get on that one now we used to jump on it now I can't okay what do you want me to do then why did they change everything dad I don't know dad can we can we get a card so we can play the video games no we came here to jump on trampolines we're not playing damn video games was it packed no it was empty the one we went to was empty awesome on veterans day it was great it was great maybe the world's working again and I was like, this is the perfect one because there's not that many people. And eventually they got over the, okay, you know, the rules have changed and they had fun. They jumped for like two hours.

Then the bad part was it was time to get flu shots. And I know, I know some people don't get flu shots. Aaron Rogers. Save the emails. Save the complaints. I do flu shots for my kids. Don't, don't. I don't care what you say.

You're not going to change my mind. but I don't like telling my kids that we're going to get flu shots because they're scared of needles. A lot of our truck drivers are anti-vax. And we're driving home. They're like, all right, dad, what are we going to do now? And I'm like, oh, we're going to go do something.

Just a little stick in a poke. We're going to go do something. And we drive past our neighborhood. And they're like, where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? You didn't tell them? No, I don't tell them.

Because when you tell them, they start freaking out. Dude, you act like you're dealing with convicts. No, it is. It really is. I'm like, we're not going anywhere. We're not going anywhere. We're just going down here real quick. We're going down here real quick.

And I mean, about a minute and a half after we get past our neighborhood, my oldest looks at the middle and goes, I know where we're going. He goes, we're going to get flu shots. They were on to the warden. Dude, he called it out. I mean, he literally called it out. And I'm on the phone of my sister. I was like, oh, my gosh. He just told him that we're going to get flu shots.

He figured it out. He goes, damn, he's smart. I'm like, yeah. He knows where we're going. He goes, we're going to get flu shots. And both, they all immediately, I don't want to get a flu shot. I don't want to get a flu shot. I'm not going first.

I'm not going first. They start freaking out. They start freaking out. And we get to the doctor. And I mean, they're hiding in the corner. They won't get up on the table. And baby box is like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. I got to go to the bathroom.

So he won't have to go first. So he goes and sits in the bathroom for like 15 minutes. And I'm knocking on the door. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm almost done. And I said, you said you were just peeing. Um, um, well, I'm pooping now. I'm pooping.

I'm like, you're still going to have to get the shot either way. I hear him. I got sick on the number two. So he came in there and they do the shot. And for the next two hours, baby box, I can't walk. It hurts so bad. can't walk. Oh my gosh. I can't walk. It was so ridiculous. Yep. What are you doing? The last time I got mine. That's a COVID shot.

Ashland City, Tennessee. March 17th, 21. That's a COVID. That's not a flu. And then I got it April 9th, 2021. Wow. Yeah. And so how did we get over it? We did we get over it? We did the the shots. And we went got strawberry milkshakes, man, to celebrate. And that still didn't cure his leg. Even this morning, my wife texted me and said, he's still complaining his leg doesn't work because of the shot. Well, get ready, kid. If there's ever a pandemic in 20 years, the second shot you get's going to make you feel like crap. Make you feel a lot worse than that. I was dog sick for like a week. Oh, man, what a day. Happy Veterans Day. Happy Wednesday. Do we cover everything we needed to?

I think so. Football, baseball, basketball. Yeah, we didn't talk about Wimby hitting a three and then a step back three against the Bulls the other night. But, I mean, I don't know. What else we're going to talk about? Let's be real. NBA, O.K.C.'s going to win it. Your MVP is going to be shy.

They're really good. They got a six man called I.J. Mitchell. He's really good. Yeah. But really, the MVP every year is Jokic. He is the best player in the world. According to Vegas, they're the only. team that has any prayer at stopping OKC and they're not going to stop them until the finals.

The only problem is they're both in the Western Conference. So if they somehow meet in the finals, that'd be unbelievable. I mean, we didn't even talk about those dudes that were throwing balls on purpose for $5,000. The relievers for the guardians, they were making millions of dollars. And then people were like, hey, we'll pay you $5,000 if you come in and your first pitches of ball. Emmanuel Claese and that Ortiz guy. Yeah. Well, the problem is some of the people were swinging at the pitchers.

The one guy swung at a splitter and the guy sends him a sad face or whatever. Acted like he was hanging. And Emmanuel Clause sends him back a sad face emoji like, uh-oh, didn't know he was going to swing at the ball. So they cleared $12,000 and gave up and risked $28 million. boys the power of the dollar has not lost any value I mean that is crazy because they're like oh I'm getting an extra 5,000 every time I pitch how amazing did you see it he asked the guy the whoever he was dealing with the mob Emmanuel Clausen Ortiz they go oh so it can just be any pitch and the guy goes yeah just like one of the more popular ones is the first pitch of your outing so since he was a closer first pitch Emmanuel Claese ball

He would throw it five feet before the plate. These balls, these pitches weren't even close. Oh, man. Then he got a little risky and did a splitter across the middle and the guy swung at it when it hit the plate. Dumb ass swings at a splitter in the dirt on the first pitch. Send a sad face. Stupid.

Unbelievable. Unfreaking believable. I mean, it's everywhere. This just tells you it's everywhere. Well, man, he feels. facilitated his buddy Ortiz to come in. And so he, or Emmanuel Class A got 5K, Ortiz got 5K for Ortiz throwing a ball. Yeah.

And then John Moran, I mean, FBI, you need to tag the FBI in all his videos. He's, he's giving up. Have you watched him play? He doesn't care anymore. He doesn't even try. I saw where he said, ask my team. Ask my coaches. Yeah, ask my coaches, man.

We're all good. Ask my coaches. If they told you that, we're good. Yeah. All right. We got to go, man. All right. Do we already buzz?

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