The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: Ray Goes Solo b/c Lunchbox is Still Infected!

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

In this episode Ray goes solo with Lunchbox still suffering from another infectious disease. Ray will probably talk about Justin, BAE, and life in the country. Who knows if he will give us a Masters update or if he will just talk about Fert in the Dirt but it will be great no matter what. Hopefully he gives us MORE LIFE and LESS SPORTS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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everybody else died dud or guy dead lunchbox dead so I do got some topics if you guys want to hear what's on the menu my mom is a twin expert Tristan is on the injury list all our friends moved away

thoughts on marriage having money oh that's from gambling not saying i'm rich thoughts on never wanting to be too rich okay that same segment uh different iteration the masters this weekend it's kind of what i'm doing how i didn't watch the masters for a while my thoughts on tiger when do parents realize if they're going to get along with their kids the next generation is going to dress blank. Who wins the Masters and lunchboxes pick? I got it from him.

Options trading. And my wife in golf. We got to get to it. All right. We're going to do it live. We I am the one, two, three. Soar loser.

What up, y'all. It is Sisson from Costa Rica, Bali. Nobody else exists. I'm on an island. It is just me. I always thought I was going to be calling Calhurt, be able to do a show on my own. Learned really quickly. It's tough. It'll be good, though. Here we go. I got to get going. The timing on this thing is all screwed up. It says 65 right now. So no, I'm in a new studio. I'm in Battleground. He's now part of the podcast network. So I'm in his studio. 1049. All right. I say 30 minutes, because then they can still plug in some commercials. I had to do this. Did I say I could do a podcast on my own? Yes. But I had to do this one just because.

We got to play commercials and upper management's like, hey, you guys haven't done a podcast all week. So I'm doing it for the team. We got to get to what's on the menu. Oh, did I even do the intro? I didn't even intro myself. All right. I'm going to do it live. I am the one, two, three, sore loser.

What up, y'all. It is Cizzer. I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville with Beezer, my wife. We are married. We were engaged at one point. but yeah we live in the country 2.33 acres right now they're working on the crops we got furting

the dirt they moat it it's great got the shrubs all heads all everything's perfect right now got it cut up for the summer i think they're actually going to do some furt not even furt some pesticide on the dandelions also a good song by ella langley it's out today shameless plug so that's kind of what's going on the even though the guy that does it for me doesn't speak English, so I'm talking to this guy in Costa Rica my slang from there and I'm trying to get a price on him. He won't tell me how much

it costs when he's coming so then he shows up and my wife's got the window open and she's in the shower. Hey-yo! Probably won't be any sound effects in a new studio Battleground aforementioned. All right, so all this stuff I'm almost of the mind

that if something sucks I just move on. I don't even end it. Just keep going. So my mom, she was saying this to Kevin and then I sent it to Kevin. Tell me I didn't delete that. Anyways, basically what it was. Kevin, the guy that's also on 25 whistles, his kids, one of them was walking.

I believe the boy, the girl didn't. So that led me to wonder, did I walk first? So I hit up my mom and she goes, no. Your brother walked first. She goes, but you were verbal six months ahead of him. That's wild. So maybe ask your parents today, if they're still with us.

Just say, hey, who walked first? I guess it only really applies if you're close in age to another family member. Or maybe if you were ahead of your class, when it comes to your friends that you brought over, you're more verbal. Next segment, man. Tristan is on the injury list.

The Mary Michigan, damn, bro. And it's like, it's cold. They just had 48 inches of snow. no two weeks ago and they think they're going to pitch and they got games this weekend. He was coming down and did something with the groin and he's on the DL. So I think he's out two to three weeks. So our prayers up. Love you, kid.

It should be fine, but groin region, not the same thing as lunchbox. His lunches is testicular and boomers is groin. Oh, yeah, this is kind of sad. So all our friends moving away with me and Beezer. First, it was Justin. Plants his dog in our yard and then moves to Michigan. Bro. When you plant, isn't that some sort of longevity whatsoever?

And he's gone. I think he could be there for the foreseeable future because he's got a job now and it made it sound like he had a house. And I'm just, what? What? You had a pile of money sitting around. He's bought a house in Michigan. But land's cheap there.

Hey, yo. And so Justin, I moves away. now we find out Heather. Our best friend, their kids come over to our house. She's moving away. She's going back to Louisiana. And it's like all our best friends moved away. So we're in the market. Next sore losers convention.

Shameless plug, January 15th through the 17th, Nashville. We're going to be looking for best friends. On to other things. My thoughts on marriage. So everybody's got these big thoughts. And they always say, oh, it's so hard. It's not that hard. My thing is it brings such a sense.

of calm. That's why you have to get married because then all of a sudden there's no urge to go to the titters. There's no urge to put down 20 beers occasionally. It's just a sense of calm you need. You go to the country and you're at peace. You drive into your job. You're at peace. So all that to say, oh yeah, teamwork. That was my main point. That it's the finances where, hey, let's put our money together and try and pave a driveway, try and actually get a house. That happened after we got married. So, and it's also the, hey, you're good at laundry. What if I do dishes?

You clean the floors and then I make the beds. That's also awesome. When you get to teamwork it like that, it doesn't happen when you're just dating and for the most part, it's the same as when we're dating. But I want to tell you guys, get married just because of that. on a team then is the best way I can put it. I mean, do you want to join the major leagues? You want to be in the NBA? You want to be NBA DL like LeBron kid. Having money to buy supplements, what the top? Took some notes here and some of them are terrible. But no, no, no. So yeah,

when I was gambling, I never had that extra money. So now I want to tell you guys the supplements I'm on. I mean, I got collagen. I'm on NAD, NAD, NAD, the glutathione. All this stuff just great for you. I'm on that keratin. Makes your skin look better. Calogen, too. And some of this gut stuff, a line, apparently. It puts like, I don't know, microbes in your gut or something. I got the daily allergy in my belly.

I got the daily allergy in my nose. I have stuff for my hair. I got the oral. Yeah, it's one of the orals. It's the fanastasicide, oral monoxidil, dutasteride. So that is why I'm so happy I don't gamble anymore. I actually have money to make sure I live longer. The hair thing, that's not living longer, but the other stuff really is.

So if you're going to stop gambling today or tone it down, you'll actually have money for other things. It's crazy. The, oh, thoughts on never wanting to be too rich. This is pretty deep. So everybody always said you think that you want to be rich, but is there anything better than going to? to the gas station, getting a 12-pack, and just going back to your house and just doing nothing?

Whereas if you're rich, you got to go to the steak dinners. You got friends that are all rich. The thing I was smart with with Billy, I don't know if this episode is going to be funny. Maybe it's just me just like on a diatribe. I have no idea. But when Billy, Billy knew I was never rich. Billy met me at my poorest. And so it's just like when I go out with Billy, boom, he knows if we want the dancers,

the girls that ring the bottle. correction, that then he's paying for it. You know, me and Beezer will pay for a barstool drinks, but he just knows that going in. You want the extras? That's a Billy thing. Stanching guy? Hey, we got to get these stanchions up.

Hey, Billy, I'm going to put these stanchions up. We got to get you guys back. That's a billy thing. Whereas me and Beezer, you know, there's nothing better than just being like a little middle class to lower class. Like, who wants to get all dressed up and go to steak? every Friday night. I don't. Who wants to have to get people amazing birthday presents because you're rich? I don't. Think about this truck drivers. I don't have the soundies, but you guys know what I'm

saying? There is something to be just chilling in that middle class. Who wants to be so rich that you have to stay at this nice hotel where, hello, sir, welcome. Yes, hello, your room is ready. Hello, would you like a warm towel? No, dude, I mean, what am I going to do with that? Fuck off? Like, what do I want with a warm towel? No, I want to stay at just a middle of the road hotel in Charleston where it's got a pool that's not dirty, but you got like bartenders,

got tattoos and they're slightly hung over. I don't care for, hello, sir, would you like another champagne? No, man, I'm just going to take my 12. seltzer and you know what you don't even got a weight on me I'll come up there drunkenly stumble up to the bar and grab it like there's something to that truckers get me don't you want to just pull up to a truck stop the couple lizards come out or if you're a rich trucker you want to have to go to like you got your chrome pipes you got to go get cleaned you're driving around a chrome truck ain't driving a chrome truck into a lot lizard like

only the middle class, lower class truckers can go get the lot lizards. The rich ones, man, you've got to park a nice gas station, so you don't get jacked. You don't get robbed, man. You got somebody trying to steal your chrome pipes. Moving on. Masters lunch says Zander's going to win it. I got to kind of think of my angle on that one. But this weekend, for sure watching the Masters the whole time, but I tell Bayzer that.

And she goes, oh, well, yeah, we'll do Mexican tonight. We'll do Laguna Beach reunion. And then we're going to go do brunch tomorrow. But I'm thinking of myself, she hasn't even heard this yet. Does she not know Masters is four days straight from 8 a.m. till 5 p.m. I mean, if you start scheduling other stuff, then we're not just watching the Masters this whole weekend. Like, Beezer, come on, come on.

Oh, and she said Mexican food maybe? That's another thing. food place ain't going to put on Masters. They put on football. And then birthday Sunday. My niece lover. Claire, lover. But then

I'm like, it's at 4 p.m. That's the absolute peak of the Masters at 4 p.m. It's just like, just not going to work. How is it a Masters weekend? And it's viewed right now as a Masters weekend. And I'm not watching the Masters the entire weekend.

It's just, Oh, man. And then the Masters talk. Just a little inside info. Masters, I didn't watch the Masters tells in college. My dad never once. In 18 years, said, Hey, heard some guys at work talking about the Masters.

I know I'm way too cheap to take you guys golfing. That's an expensive sport. We go down to the baseball field with a ball and a bat. It's free. Listen, I heard some guys at work talking at the mill, and they said that they watched this golf tournament that's called the Masters. Like, why did he never once say that in 18 years?

So, yeah, I went to college, watched it, and I was hooked. But it's just a pageantry of it all. You're never going to have a better nap than when you're watching the Master. Just birds, I tell you what, Jim Nance, a butterfly just landed on my n- The Masters on CBS. Jim Nance here from Augusta. Maya, there are a lot of dirty birds here and outside of the confines, but we're safe indoors. That doesn't mean tonight at the...

It'll get wild, but as we speak now, I'm hoping the hangover wears off with my azalea. Jim Nance, the Masters. It's just the most beautiful thing to take a nap to. It really is. Tiger. Like, come on. Come on, guys. Was he gonna, like, if he was gonna, the only, it's an age.

I haven't heard yet, so I want to say it. If he was going to play the Masters, you're telling me March 27th when he hit the fertilizer truck and flipped it, the Ranger over on its side of Jupiter Island, March 27th, you're telling me Tiger had two benzos in his pocket a week

and a half out, so effed up that he was given a DUI. Bro was f-and-you-and-you-law. And you're telling me he was going to play the Masters in a week and a half? I mean, I started getting the Sunday scary's on Saturday when I know I got to face bones and the music on Monday. And Tiger was going to face the biggest golf tournament with Benzo's still in the system.

I mean, I would have been having insane scaries. Like there's just no way he was ever going to play in the Masters. That's my take. When do parents realize? This is my question. When do parents realize they're not going to get along with their kids? See, that's my fear. You have a kid and all of a sudden, you know, he's,

he's into painting. I'm not into painting, you know, or, it's, hey, dad, I'm going to, I'm going to just sit in my room all day. It's like Boomer. I know I could get along with Boomer. We play basketball together. Papa shot. We're golfing.

We're doing cold plunge, running together, video games, 2K. I know I get along with Boomer, but how do you know with your kid when you're, if it's going to, if you're going to vibe with the kid? I wonder, is it eight, nine, ten? And then at that point, that day when you're not. not vibe and it's like you go to the golf course and the kid stays home playing with dolls and it's like man i'm just not going to have that close relationship with my kids i wonder lunch is getting along with this kid so i'm wondering next year does he do they start to kind of drift

apart it's one of those it's one it's as a non-parent i'm like what is that age when you're like dang man not going to get along with them yeah we'll be close but man just not the same interests. Tell us. Tell us on the Facebook. What is the age you found out? The next generation is going to dress blank. We'll take a break. We'll take a break. And we'll be back after this. See, I don't even know how to tell time because this stupid ass fucking computer. It tells time in like milliseconds of a tenth of a quarter hour. How the fuck am I going to tell lunchbox what the time is? All right, we'll take a break. We will take a break.

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We've here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Niall Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good, can't be about food.

You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. All right, like I said, this next generation, they're going to dress terribly. And there's no question. They got the slides on. Boomer, we had Easter service.

Kid wore a T-shirt. I was in collar, dad's in collar, bayser dress, mom wearing pink. boomer in a t-shirt and it was okay that like because the the generation the jenny's a couple before us those jenny's had the suits on you know women got the heels the skirts on but like that we started started the dressing started to deteriorate so now with boomer generation it's straight t-shirt and slides it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna be bad i'm just warring you guys so Okay, who wins the master? Statistical sism.

Pull it up. Again, it's kind of already started, so it's not like I'm totally going cold-k-in-it. But you got to cut it off at like even. I would say unless a guy gets real hot, like Matsuyama, yeah, nobody's winning it below Matsuyama. So Kepka's semi-hotish, but it just, so much time off and he's with Sims

and him are playing hanky pankey he's not winning that. Spieth the frustrations are there. He's missing easy birdies. I say no. You got to look to a guy like Rose hasn't been hot and he's just sitting there in the wing. So

lunch says Shafley man that one dude Robert McIntyre blew up. Flipping the bird I said it was Arnold not posting a podcast and lunch not doing it all week. Arnold, straight up Byrd. McIntyre is ice cold.

But you can't go, it's like Rory, Burr... So he hit, Rory, I don't get the career grand slam. He won the Masters last year. What does that mean? So I'm kind of confused with that one. Burns guy hotter and hell.

Day is being sneaky good. Day is sneaky good. Whatever. Give me Rose or Lowry. Yeah. Reads won it before. Rose Lowry or Reed. Pick one of those guys. That's your statistical

says, even though there was no statistics involved. Wife, has she given up on golf? Let's say this. Let's say this. See, I was kind of like filibustering because I'm wondering, do I take a break? Do I take a break? I think lunch goes farther.

So as my wife giving up on golf, this weekend, I'm going to make a point. I'm not going to bring it up once. It's up to her. And so that's when I'll really know in my heart of hearts if she's giving up on it. So we'll see. We'll see. We'll see it. She, uh, I mean, she got the bag, $200.

She hasn't got the shoes yet, but I believe, she got the cocktail teas. She's probably got gloves in the route, Amazon FedEx. So I would say she's about 50% giving up. I'm curious if she brings it up this weekend, being the masters if she wants to play. We'll see. And last thing I got, guys, and then I may just shoot from the hip is options trading. Did I talk long enough for a break, man? This is tough without lunch.

I forgot he actually has a purpose, man. But options trading. So everybody always says, stock, you buy low, so high. Options trading, you have access with a small budget. I had $1,000 Bayzer gave me. And she goes, jump on Fidelity, do your thing. She's like, I'm going to expect it to be gone. Thanks. Really appreciate the confidence.

So I got the $1,000, and we ran it up. We ran up to 5K. Let's not talk about going to war, and let's not talk about Tesla, like killing some kid wrapping around a car, and then they get investigated in their cameras and the stock drop in 20 points. And let's not talk about John Deere. No, no, a sand disk. One of those disc manufacturers, absolutely shit in the bed, fucking goes down. a hundred points. Let's just say went down to a thousand. Portfolio went from 5K to 1K.

So it's literally back even. So all that to say this. Stock, like, the options gives you access to $32,000. But it's not actual money. Baser's like, is it margins? Are you going to be in the hole?

No. See, that's why I still don't understand how it exists. I have the ability to play with $32,000 where you make 200, 300, or you can lose to 300. It's almost like a magnifying glass, a little bit on steroids, rocket fuel, if you will. So say a stock, say Tesla, is it 360 and it goes up $30.

If you just buy Tesla one share, you're going to make $30. It goes up 30, you make $30. Whereas if you buy options, you're buying access to 100 shares of it, which I think will cost you around $1,000. And so you would make then 300 as opposed to 30. I just don't know how it works. I don't know why everybody does an options trade. Like the access to five figures, but it's not actual money.

Baser's like, hey, so like you would be in debt $32,000. Like you promise me it's your money. And I'm like, it's not margins trading. It's my actual money I'm trading with. I can make $5,000 in a month. again war sandis chip manufacturers something happened with the plant i don't even know no that's what it was war affected that too and then a kid wrapping around a tree and then having their cameras investigated tesla outside of that it was phenomenal i learned the power of options trading i

just don't know why other people don't do it you just get to a strike price the damn strike price doesn't even matter. It's like if the stock goes up two points, you make $200. And guess what? It opens at 8.30 a.m. blows up in about 10 minutes. And by 9 o'clock coffee break, Kathy and the sales floor bent over the trash can dumping coffee in it or something. You already made $200. She hasn't even made her morning coffee. Oh, that's a guard, Kathy. She's still, is she still at square one? You're up $200. I mean, you can't beat it. Nobody knows about it. I'm just glad I'm learning about it now.

40 years old. I'm going to do options trading for the next 40 years. I haven't lost the damn dollar. I had access to make 4 grand. We didn't go to damn war. Who know that is going to affect the stock market? I go into the... I'll tell you how my reaction.

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It's your culture. I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull. It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though. Are they the only ones that don't like that? Nobody likes that. As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer, listen to American Football as part of the My Coutura podcast network,

available on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas. We've here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn is joining the show. How's it going, boys?

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Tanks, $200. Well, what happened? I get in the news. Some kid wrapped it around a car. Here we go. I guess Google news stories about your stock before you buy the stock. So it never recovered that day. And it basically has about two days to recover. If it doesn't, you're going to lose a couple hundred. in that case, a couple grand. And then sandisk. Just plummeted. What do you know? Let me log on to CNN.

Oh, we went to war with Iran. Who knew it was going to affect every sector, industrials, technology, farm equipment. It affected everything. So I was like, oh, awesome. So that's how it goes from, you know, a learning lesson of about 200, 300 a day, slowly but surely just trucking along

and then yeah we go to war and you can lose the whole kitty if you will but yeah this has been fun I said I was going to do a podcast by myself eventually I did it there you go you guys can shut up you guys can shut the fuck up I'm gonna try and go through

and bleep some of this stuff out probably should probably should also if you guys you gotta follow Big John golf on Instagram fog it up man man enough to admit it man enough to show at all heart all fog

dude is hilarious he like gets baked and drinks a shit ton of alcohol and goes on runs it motivates you to run but at the same time it motivates you to eat a lot of shit a lot of food y'all this has been it if you hated it man make fun of me all over the Facebook I finally did it so you guys

can just shut up okay it's like you see Colin Cowherd man I always thought I could do a podcast by myself legendary oh it's not that easy man you got to actually form analogies opinions I did a decent job of it I got to go

put in the commercial sales keep this podcast to float otherwise none of these commercials would have aired and we would have lost like $10 so you owe me oh me you're lucky lucky I did this man and also at the master's final rant

I'll do the final rant I'm off the recording stop okay yeah so like guys get this like so the masters i mean get these fucking clowns out of here i love maccify love him but get maggie the fck out of the mat like macfie drink get him the fuck out of the masters

get fucking burke christers at the masters get him the f*** out of the masters Kelsey get kelsey sucking off of pimento cheese the f*** out of the masters like keep the pageantry of the masters hell you even got you got kept a fucking mounting sims

his chick man Keep them pageantry of the masters. You know, got the meta glasses and stuff. Guys, get fucking Pat McAfee out of the Masters. Let's keep it the old rich folk. Nobody can get in. There's a lottery.

It's only through the, I mean, we would never be able to go. We can't take Wednesday, Thursday, Friday off. Sorry. You don't need to see Travis Kelsey fucking without a phone. The guy looks weird as fuck. Get him the fuck out of the Masters. Get this influencer.

Get these TikTokers out of the fucking masters, man. I want to see a 90-year-old lady that owns property and she's able to get in, you know, that never sold her property. I want to see an old-ass dude and dockers and a master's hat. I don't want to see this fucking azale you over the front of the cap. They're doing this new age type hats and stuff in the pro shop. Get it the fuck out of here. I want to see.

I want to see Masters. the outline of the U.S. with the golf flag in Augusta. This is Zalya shit across the bill of the cap. Get it the fuck out of the Masters, man. You got Gator. Our boss. He somehow had some loophole how he got to go, man. Come on, guys.

I mean, what's next, dude? Soar losers at the Masters, Arnold at the Masters. Get him the fuck out of the Masters. Keep it the rich Dockers folks with the... tucked in shirts, you know, they got palm pilots that are allowed. They are a CEO, they own stock that I'm going to buy an option in and want a ton of money. Hipsters, get the TikTokers out of the fucking masters.

Send their ass to Coachella. Know what I'm saying? Get them out there, man. The guys with their tattoos and they got their shirtless and they got a 24 pack of boot lattes, HLT pants that are all like big as shit. Get them the fuck out of the masters. Get them to Coachella. They're over there riding around golf carts and Palm Springs,

getting shit-faced, going and watching a band high on edibles. Get them the fuck out of the masters. Coachella, man. You got all the TikTokers are out there, all the dudes that don't have jobs that are eventually going to try and do some steroids, eventually be a semi-fake CEO of a shitty brand that goes belly up.

Get them the fuck out. out of the Masters, man. Fortune 500 company owners at the Masters. Rich people. Maybe you got lucky in a lottery. I mean, if you're a Gen Zier, if you TikTok school, if you're 6-7,

get the fuck out of the Masters. It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag, whoever you root for. Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like asking me, why do I breed? and it's beautiful. The guys are young and cute and fit.

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